1 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:07,175 - Previously on "Happy!" 2 00:00:09,277 --> 00:00:11,079 - Nick Sax. Hard to believe this 3 00:00:11,112 --> 00:00:12,313 piece of shit used to be the best detective 4 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,282 in the whole department. 5 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:15,816 - Right now you're talking to the man who was hired 6 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:16,817 to kill the Scaramucci Brothers. 7 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,119 [gunfire] [grunts] 8 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:19,487 - Wait, wait, wait. 9 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,089 The Old Don in Sicily before he died, 10 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:22,290 he gave--he gave me a password. 11 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:23,824 It's priceless. 12 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,427 - Nick Sax has got his fat, grubby fingers 13 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:29,230 on my password. - You're a great source 14 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:31,499 of information. - Seems pretty clear that 15 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:34,068 whoever knows this password is as good as dead or worse. 16 00:00:34,102 --> 00:00:36,304 - Smoothie? - I'm gonna set an example 17 00:00:36,337 --> 00:00:38,206 with you. - [screams] 18 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:39,407 - Come on. Snap out of it. 19 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:43,577 - [grunts] - I'm...Happy! 20 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:45,579 The happy horse, horse, horse so full of fun 21 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:47,415 of course, of course. - You're not real. 22 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:50,151 - Of course not. I'm Hailey's imaginary friend. 23 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:52,620 The sweetest, most adorable little girl in the whole world. 24 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:55,189 But she's in real bad trouble, and you're the only one 25 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:58,326 that can help me save her. - Hailey! 26 00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:00,328 - Oh, hey, Merry. Can I borrow your car? 27 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:01,595 - I didn't wanna tell you, Nick. 28 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:03,431 Hailey is your daughter. 29 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:06,100 [truck horn honking] 30 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:09,403 [Edmund Sears' "It Came Upon the Midnight Clear"] 31 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:11,672 ♪ It came upon the midnight clear ♪ 32 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:16,444 ♪ That glorious song of old 33 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:20,481 ♪ From angels bending near the earth ♪ 34 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:22,516 - Come on, now. This is a network show. 35 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:24,385 - I told that ratchet, all right? 36 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,154 And I'm telling y'all mother[bleep]ers. 37 00:01:26,187 --> 00:01:27,555 I ain't no mother[bleep]ing baby daddy! 38 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,190 [booing] 39 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:30,624 - Suck my dick! - [bleep] you! 40 00:01:30,658 --> 00:01:32,493 It's not mine! - You know, I've been doing 41 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:34,628 this show 27 years. I've never heard that before. 42 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:36,497 - Ha ha, yeah. - Come on, Jerry! 43 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:39,133 Jerry, Jerry, Jerry! Man, look at that, 44 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:41,235 and then look at this. Look at this! 45 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:43,204 [booing] 46 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:44,738 I would never hit that [bleep], man! 47 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:46,507 I would never hit that! - I'll hit that! 48 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:49,577 - Oh, yeah! - Yo, yo! 49 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,413 Come on, man. Yo, [bleep] that [bleep]. 50 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:55,249 [bleep] that [bleep]. That's your baby now. 51 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:57,351 - This is your baby! Look at this! 52 00:01:57,385 --> 00:01:59,220 Look at this! - That's not my [bleep] baby! 53 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:00,921 - Yeah, look! Look at this! 54 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,590 - Get out of here, man. - Well, we're gonna find out 55 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:05,526 who hit what and from what end, but first-- 56 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:09,697 Here's another winner at life who claims the kid ain't his. 57 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:14,668 Give it up for Nick Sax. [applause] 58 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:17,238 - I got no idea why I'm even here. 59 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:20,408 [laughter] - Well, you're not really here. 60 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:23,544 This is a metaphor. You've experienced a near death 61 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:25,479 bodily trauma. - Yeah. 62 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:28,382 - After hearing the best news any guy can ever hear. 63 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:30,651 Let's give a nice hand to the new papa. 64 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:32,753 [applause] 65 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:37,425 [baby cooing and crying] 66 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:39,460 - Sorry to disappoint. I ain't nobody's daddy. 67 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,262 [audience awws] 68 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:43,464 - How can you be so sure? You shooting blanks? 69 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:46,567 [audience oohs and laughs] 70 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,303 Which is pretty funny, considering your line of work. 71 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:51,639 [audience oohs] 72 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:55,509 - Look, any alleged incidents of erectile dysfunction-- 73 00:02:55,543 --> 00:02:58,212 that I am in no way admitting to-- 74 00:02:58,246 --> 00:02:59,980 would be a fairly recent development from me, 75 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,516 and totally beside the point. I'm telling you 76 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:04,652 I don't belong here. The only thing I am 77 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:08,522 a father to is a baseball-size colonic impasse that's getting 78 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:09,757 worse every minute of this conversation. 79 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:11,759 [audience groans] 80 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:14,595 - Well, there's a lovely lady backstage in our green room 81 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:16,664 who frankly has a different version of events. 82 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:23,737 [cheers and applause] 83 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:30,678 You can't even bear to look at her, can you, Nick? 84 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:34,715 What are you running from? - Yeah! 85 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:37,718 [intense music] 86 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:43,391 ♪ 87 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:46,294 [tires squeal] 88 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:49,363 [heavy breathing] 89 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:51,332 - So, don't take this the wrong way, 90 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:53,334 but looks like someone needs a little-- 91 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,503 --nap! [squeaks] 92 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:59,773 - All righty, now. I accept you. 93 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:02,310 You're not a hallucination. You're not my subconscious 94 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:04,712 trying to dry rape me for all my past sins. 95 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:07,415 You're real. - Imaginary friend. 96 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:09,617 - [shushes] 97 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:13,521 Listen to me. I once saw a man high on PCP 98 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:17,491 rip off his own testicles in the middle of Times Square. 99 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:19,593 Do you know what I'm trying to say to you? 100 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:25,699 I'm saying I've seen some crazy shit. 101 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:28,802 So I accept it. You exist. 102 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:31,439 You're here. 103 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:33,641 There's probably a little girl somewhere out there 104 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:35,909 who needs her daddy real goddamned bad. 105 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:38,812 And you should go find him. 'Cause I ain't him. 106 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:43,551 - You are him, Nick. And she's yours. 107 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:44,852 My God. 108 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:49,557 Those teeth. 109 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:52,626 Those flared nostrils and beady eyes. 110 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:58,799 It's somehow endearing, and yet so, so horrible. 111 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:01,101 How do you even-- 112 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,537 Nah, forget it. - Ahh! 113 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:09,810 ♪ 114 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:14,448 [dramatic music] 115 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:21,489 ♪ 116 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:43,377 - ♪ Joyful and triumphant 117 00:05:43,411 --> 00:05:46,747 ♪ Oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree ♪ 118 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:49,883 ♪ How lovely are your branches ♪ 119 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:53,621 ♪ Oh you're looking good you're smelling right ♪ 120 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:56,490 ♪ I give it to you every night ♪ 121 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:59,493 [dramatic music] 122 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:02,963 ♪ 123 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:05,966 [Guy Lombardo's "He'll Be Coming Down The Chimney"] 124 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:13,407 ♪ 125 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:29,923 [jingling] 126 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:36,964 ♪ 127 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:45,539 ♪ Don't look out the window and don't wait by the door ♪ 128 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:47,741 ♪ He'll be coming down the chimney ♪ 129 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:50,811 ♪ Like he always did before 130 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:53,747 ♪ When you hear his sleigh bells ♪ 131 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:56,450 ♪ Don't look front or back 132 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:58,752 ♪ He'll be coming down the chimney ♪ 133 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:01,789 ♪ With a sack upon his back 134 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:06,760 ♪ If you wrote your letter to Santa and you're good ♪ 135 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:09,763 ♪ You'll find your stockings all filled up ♪ 136 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:11,965 ♪ With the things you hoped you would ♪ 137 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:17,938 ♪ So don't look out the window and don't wait by the door ♪ 138 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:20,974 ♪ He'll be coming down the chimney ♪ 139 00:07:21,008 --> 00:07:23,711 ♪ Yes by gosh by Jiminy 140 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:26,914 - Hello? Anybody there? 141 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:29,917 [suspenseful music] 142 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:31,985 ♪ 143 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:34,922 - I'm here. 144 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,924 - Hi. 145 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,059 Do you know where we are? 146 00:07:39,092 --> 00:07:41,795 - No. 147 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:45,265 Who are you? - Hailey Hansen. 148 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,034 What's your name? 149 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,972 Are you there? 150 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:57,044 - Yeah. - Has he hurt you? 151 00:07:57,077 --> 00:08:00,814 - He doesn't like us talking. He thinks we're gonna 152 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:04,818 do something bad. Like try to run away. 153 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:08,622 He doesn't want us to go back to our parents. 154 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:10,991 - What does he want? 155 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:14,294 - He wants us to stay little kids. 156 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:18,065 He wants us to stay little kids forever. 157 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:21,602 - Mrs. Jablonski. 158 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:24,605 It's me, Sax. Is that cooking spray? 159 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:28,676 - Oh, Dr. Sax. 160 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,911 Oh, and no ring. 161 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:33,781 I'm gonna introduce you to my granddaughter. 162 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:35,148 - Thrilled. 163 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,985 - You can't be too careful, Doctor. 164 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,621 This used to be a nice neighborhood, 165 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:44,592 before all them, you know. - Bad hombres. 166 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:46,760 - Skulking around. - Yeah. 167 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:49,830 - I heard them climbing the fire escape earlier. 168 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,800 [tense music] 169 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:55,636 - Fire escape. 170 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:59,673 Honey, I'm home. 171 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:01,742 Surprise! Hey, boys! 172 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:04,077 What the hell? No balloons, no hookers? 173 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:06,680 Come on. What kind of going away party 174 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:09,149 is this? 175 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:11,184 [rock music] 176 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:14,955 I wanna thank you guys for not tossing my apartment. 177 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:17,825 Wait, did you? 178 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:20,093 - Jesus, Frank. 179 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:22,362 - Ow. [grunts] 180 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:25,966 - Look at his balls. - Swinging like a watch. 181 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,769 I mean, they are hypnotic. 182 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,838 - Yeah. In video games, 183 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:35,175 it's what they call... Respawning. 184 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,845 - This isn't a game, Sax. - Eh, I just gotta pick up 185 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:40,914 a few essentials from the trusty old go-bag. 186 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:44,718 So I can vamanos my burly white ass on out of here. 187 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:46,987 Ah. Huh. 188 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,922 ♪ 189 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,624 That's a good one. 190 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:57,698 ♪ 191 00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:01,034 And with that, I bid you bye-bye. 192 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,170 Help yourselves to the fridge. I got ten-day-old Chinese 193 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,805 in there, but with the MSG, 194 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:06,740 I think you guys will be all right. 195 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:09,242 I would offer you booze, but I wasn't expecting company. 196 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:13,981 Oh, do make sure to extend my season greetings to Blue. 197 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,015 ♪ 198 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,917 - You seem confused, Sax. 199 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,186 - I seem to think you assholes didn't get the memo. 200 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,755 The one where Blue wants me alive. 201 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,425 The password. - Oh. 202 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,661 - Oh, yeah, right. So-- 203 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:29,663 - Yeah, we don't work for Blue. 204 00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:31,164 - Huh? - We're with Fresh Ken. 205 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:32,866 Ninth Street. - Since when? 206 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,167 - Tuesday. - Why? 207 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:35,903 - More money. - I understand that. 208 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,805 - Mmm. - Fresh Ken. 209 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,673 - Anyway, this--this password that you talk about. 210 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,174 - Yeah? - It's actually why 211 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,711 we're all here. See nobody knows what it's for. 212 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,245 Word on the street is, Blue gets his hands 213 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,915 on that password, he becomes untouchable. 214 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,983 Unstoppable. - Word on the street? 215 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,885 - It's like some Ark of the Covenant shit for hoods. 216 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,787 He'd wipe us all out like polio. 217 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:55,088 - And I'm the only one who-- - Knows the password. 218 00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,456 - Which is why-- - You gotta get dead. 219 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,258 - [clicks tongue] 220 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,928 Well, ain't this a sticky wicket. 221 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,262 [guns cocking] 222 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:08,201 [banging and shattering] - [shouting] 223 00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:11,204 [The Boston Pops Orchestra's "Sleigh Ride] 224 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:14,141 -[grunts] - [screams] 225 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,709 ♪ 226 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,144 He's going down the fire escape! 227 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,913 ♪ 228 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:22,015 - Bad hombres. - [gasps] 229 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,818 ♪ 230 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:25,986 - [laughs] 231 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:29,122 [clicking] 232 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,824 Ah, peanuts. [grunts] 233 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,960 ♪ 234 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:35,829 [banging] 235 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:40,868 - [screams] 236 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,336 ♪ 237 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:46,940 [gunfire] 238 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,275 [gun cocking] [gunshot] 239 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:52,112 [high-pitched ringing] 240 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,915 [gunfire] 241 00:11:54,948 --> 00:12:01,989 ♪ 242 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:04,124 - Nick, there comes a time 243 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,926 when you just gotta face reality. 244 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,060 - Fuck you! Get the fucking fuck 245 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:09,129 away from me. - Oh! 246 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,864 Swear jar! Swear jar! 247 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,332 When dirty words come out too far! 248 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:15,268 That'll be 25 cents, please. [gunfire] 249 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:17,204 [screams] 250 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:21,341 ♪ 251 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:26,013 Oh, crackers and jam, Nick! Now we're flat broke! 252 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,781 - That's right. Money. 253 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,249 ♪ 254 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,018 We need guns and money. 255 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,285 ♪ 256 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,154 And I knows just the guy. 257 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:38,325 - Great, so we'll just, uh, run there, I guess. 258 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:44,865 - This your car? 259 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:49,136 [whirring] 260 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:55,175 [cell phone ringing] 261 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:03,583 - James Joyce called cheese the corpse of milk. 262 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,853 - I never listened to folk music. 263 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:13,593 You're more of a yellow slices wrapped in plastic girl. 264 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,263 Kraft American. 265 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:20,200 - Just get to the point. You want Sax. 266 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:26,206 - We need to learn to take our time with things. 267 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,441 This wine, for instance-- 268 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,245 Mmm. 269 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:35,215 Began as a grape. 270 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,920 A sweet thing. Yes. 271 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:49,262 But also an immature thing. To reach its full potential, 272 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:52,232 the grape is subjected to pressure. 273 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:56,269 Squashed to a pulp. 274 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:59,539 Reduced to its essence. 275 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:02,175 Sealed in darkness. 276 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:06,213 And there it waits. Compelled by the hands of time 277 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,882 to become a finer thing. - I get it, Blue. 278 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:11,551 I'm the grape. - No, no, no. 279 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,553 You don't get it. 280 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,288 I'm the grape. 281 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,559 I'm the goddamn grape! 282 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,996 [dramatic music] 283 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,965 When I was a boy-- hmm-- 284 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:28,168 The Don swore to me on the souls of his ancestors 285 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,271 that I would get what's mine. If I was patient. 286 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:36,209 Now, I didn't understand then. But I do now. 287 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:40,547 I wasn't ready. But now I am. 288 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:44,017 And I want what I'm due. - And what's that? 289 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,319 - Everything. 290 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:49,589 This is my time to step to the fore, 291 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:52,192 to take my place as leader of the family. 292 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,594 ♪ 293 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,931 And you're in my way, Meredith. 294 00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:01,701 I get it. Life has been complicated. 295 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:06,006 Father gunned down in the line of duty. 296 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:09,009 Your mother-- bright, beautiful, talented-- 297 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:12,412 She loses her mind. 298 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:17,450 You, the candy striper. No man in your life. 299 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:20,220 The only man you ever loved, well, 300 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,223 you broke up his marriage. Wrecked his career. 301 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,491 - Your script needs a little work. 302 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,593 And now he's back. 303 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:32,065 And you let him go. You gave him your car. 304 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:35,035 Mmm. I'm glad you did. 305 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,370 I am. You gained his trust 306 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:41,274 all over again. Use that trust. 307 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,543 Find him. Bring him in. 308 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,246 Alive and articulate. 309 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,582 That's very important, Meredith. 310 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,384 ♪ 311 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,652 - How important? 312 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,721 ♪ 313 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:57,657 - [laughs] 314 00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,592 What did you have in mind? 315 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:05,098 ♪ 316 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:09,069 - I bring you Sax, and we're even. 317 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,638 I'm out from under you. Bill paid in full. 318 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,473 Me and Ma. 319 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:16,476 ♪ 320 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,746 - Deal. - Deal. 321 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:22,082 - What, you wanna fucking spit on it? 322 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:26,553 ♪ 323 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:31,358 One thing. I know how hard it can be 324 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:35,028 to get help on short notice. So I've dispatched 325 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,564 a qualified professional to attend to your mother's 326 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:41,334 every need till you do what needs to be done. 327 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,403 - What? 328 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,672 - Run along, Meredith. 329 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:50,577 ♪ 330 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,645 - I can't wait to see the look on his face 331 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:56,549 when you say, "Hey, you!" "Who, me?" 332 00:16:56,583 --> 00:17:00,687 "Yeah, you. That's my kid you got there." 333 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,523 "Says who?" "Says me." 334 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,426 "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah." 335 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,561 And then you give him the old one-two. 336 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:11,498 And he runs away screaming to mommy like a stupid baby. 337 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,333 - My goodness. - What, what is it? 338 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,169 - Shh! Do you hear that? 339 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,071 It's Hailey. - Wh--What? 340 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,572 - Yeah! - Where? 341 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:22,075 - In there! Yeah! 342 00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,643 A little further! "Happy!" 343 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,178 You hear that? A little further! 344 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,179 [clanking] 345 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,148 I ain't nobody's daddy. 346 00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:30,683 [rock music] 347 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:34,787 [beeping] - [screaming] 348 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:38,358 [screaming] 349 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:45,432 ♪ 350 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,536 [buzzing] 351 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,773 [slamming] 352 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,509 ♪ 353 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,111 - Well, I'll be dipped in cat shit. 354 00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:00,680 - Le Dick. Boys. 355 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,782 - I mean, seriously, Nicky. How many years? 356 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,118 Le Dic. - It's French, yeah, yeah. 357 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,786 I know, I've heard before. Why don't we just skip 358 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,455 all the pleasantries? I'm sure you boys wanna 359 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,590 get back to your little game here. 360 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,893 I need cash, Le Dic. And weapons. 361 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,396 - Aww, shit, Nicky. All you gotta do is ask. 362 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,764 How much cash and firearms? 363 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,399 Just tell me the type and quantity. 364 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,402 Be specific. - Go with, uh, 10Gs. 365 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,171 No, 20. And, uh, guns. 366 00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:26,473 You know how I roll. Uh, small cal-- 367 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,475 Sig, Kel-Tek. And cannon. 368 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,143 Desert Eagle. You know, something that'll 369 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,544 just punch a hole right through the center. 370 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,146 - I ain't giving you any money or guns, 371 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,714 you pole-smoking broke-ass piece of shit. 372 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:35,882 - Whoa, calm down. Calm down, all right. 373 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,750 I admit it. I owe you. 374 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,519 But you--hey, let's not forget that you owe me. 375 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:40,820 - You come into my place-- - You know what-- 376 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,155 - Sit at my table-- - You owe me. 377 00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:44,157 I haven't seen you in, what? 378 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,592 Six months ago since that shit went sideways in Bushwick. 379 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,160 - That was not all my fault. 380 00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,761 - That was bad. - It wasn't that bad. 381 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,630 - Very awkward. - Well, it doesn't matter. 382 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:51,898 - "Gimme this, gimme that. I need cash, Le Dic! 383 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,234 I need guns!" 384 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:57,637 Oh, shit! Two pair! 385 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,572 Pass the marmalade, girls. 386 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,274 ♪ 387 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:04,511 You want something from me? You sit for a while. 388 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,679 - Obviously I'm not imparting the proper sense of urgency 389 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,848 as to my situation. I'm getting my ass outta town, 390 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,883 and I'm not talking about tomorrow, now. 391 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:14,287 I appreciate the hospitality. But I'm gonna take a raincheck. 392 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,788 - Bullshit. You'll get cards 393 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,524 in front of you, you'll play. 394 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:18,491 - Damn it, Le Dick. If I had the money 395 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:19,926 for the buy in, 396 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,628 I wouldn't be here with my hat in my hand. 397 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:28,701 ♪ 398 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,523 [tense music] 399 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,792 ♪ 400 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:55,595 [rock music] 401 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,264 18 carat gold. 402 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,766 ♪ 403 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,268 - "To my darling Nicholas forever." 404 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,835 - You don't have to read it out loud. 405 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,905 - Oh, shit, Sax. I just get nauseous 406 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,874 thinking about how this is gonna go. 407 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,742 - So stick your fingers down your throat, and let's play. 408 00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:16,816 ♪ 409 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,612 [grunts] 410 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:48,014 [laughs] 411 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:50,683 Who the hell bets a wedding band on a pair of kings? 412 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:53,320 I'll tell you who. Nick Sax. 413 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:05,365 [doorbell rings] 414 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:12,739 [engine revving] 415 00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:29,822 [tense music] 416 00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:32,892 - [crying] 417 00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:37,797 - What's your favorite part of Christmas? 418 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,932 - [crying] 419 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:44,971 - Sitting on Santa's lap. - I used to like that. 420 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:49,008 - Used to? - He took me away from my mom. 421 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:52,345 I miss her. 422 00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:56,115 - I miss my dad. - We're going to get home. 423 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,017 ♪ 424 00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:01,688 - How? - I sent my friend to get help. 425 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,690 ♪ 426 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:07,760 - [sniffs] 427 00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:11,097 - ♪ Blackness everywhere 428 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:13,733 - How's black Christmas coming for you, Pencil Dick? 429 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:17,069 Bet your kids are pissed, huh? Another year without presents. 430 00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,838 - [sniffs] - They get presents. 431 00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:21,974 Culturally significant homemade presents. 432 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:23,476 - What kind of Christmas is that? 433 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,144 Christmas is about Christmas lights, 434 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,414 Christmas trees, Christmas presents, 435 00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:28,815 buying shit. - Christ on a cross, 436 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,717 just play the game. 437 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,652 - Fourth street. I'm guessing that card 438 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,721 hit everybody but Sax. 439 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:36,389 - You know how long it took me to find a Wishee? 440 00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:37,457 It sold out for three months. 441 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,025 - How much did you pay 442 00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:40,927 for that mass-marketed corporate product? 443 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,430 I mean, look at it. It's like a pink perv-a-saurus. 444 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:46,933 - Used to be booze and bitches. Now it's diapers and daycare. 445 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:49,769 You're lucky, Sax. No nine-to-five. 446 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:52,672 No more nagging wife. No screaming little kid 447 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:56,409 relying on you to bring home the, uh, the Wishee. 448 00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:58,678 You're free. - Yeah. 449 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,947 Free as a bird. Living the high life. 450 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:02,482 Start the day off with a bottle of Jack, 451 00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:03,950 ending it popping a couple of 'ludes 452 00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,952 just to keep the dreams away. 453 00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:08,488 In between... 454 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:10,457 I don't remember a goddamn thing. 455 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:12,091 ♪ 456 00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:15,728 - You're gonna remember this, Sax. 457 00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:19,732 - Goddamn deck hates me. - Everyone hates you, Nick. 458 00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:21,734 - [grunts] 459 00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:28,808 ♪ 460 00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:34,481 - So, did you find her? - Find who? 461 00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:36,849 - You need to get your eyes checked, Nick. 462 00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:39,852 - Check. - Where are your balls, Sax? 463 00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:42,455 Oh, right. I took them on the last pot. 464 00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:44,724 - Oh, I hate when they take the balls away. 465 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,125 - I'm trying to focus here. Get lost. 466 00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:48,160 - Ugh, grown-up games. 467 00:23:48,194 --> 00:23:49,996 ♪ 468 00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:53,500 - Queen of Hearts. She's pretty. 469 00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:55,868 - What'd you just say? 470 00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:59,005 - I said she's pretty. She has a gold crown, 471 00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:00,973 and lipstick. 472 00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:08,047 ♪ 473 00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:11,818 - Fold. - Where you going, Sax? 474 00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:13,886 - Crapper. You wanna wipe me? 475 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,055 - Dude's losing what little he had left. 476 00:24:16,088 --> 00:24:17,957 And I'm not talking about the chips. 477 00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:20,493 - Everyone stay cool. We keep him here 478 00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:23,095 as long as Blue says. 479 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:26,098 [Pyotr Tchaikovsky's "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"] 480 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:29,068 ♪ 481 00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:32,038 - The way you're smiling is like someone who doesn't 482 00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:33,606 know what smiles are for. 483 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,542 - Those cards. The lady. 484 00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:38,277 The pretty lady with the gold crown and the lipstick. 485 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:42,014 You can see them. - They're not invisible, Nick. 486 00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:44,551 - No, but you are. Oh, my goodness. 487 00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:46,986 I have this crazy idea. Do you wanna go get Hailey? 488 00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:48,855 - [gasps] You bet I do! 489 00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:50,857 More than a double scoop of coffee ice cream! 490 00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:53,626 - Then you're gonna help me win to get money and guns 491 00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:56,062 so we can go get her. 492 00:24:56,095 --> 00:25:00,967 - Our teacher Miss Palm says it's better to lose honestly 493 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,102 than to win by cheating. - Fuck Miss-- 494 00:25:03,135 --> 00:25:07,006 ♪ 495 00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:10,209 Wouldn't Miss Palm want you to help me get guns and money 496 00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:12,211 so we could go get Hailey? 497 00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:15,815 - Uh, she'd probably send us to the Thinking Corner 498 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:18,651 to come up with a creative solution to our problems. 499 00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:19,952 - You're right. 500 00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:21,821 ♪ 501 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:24,557 Just-- 502 00:25:24,591 --> 00:25:26,959 I just-- 503 00:25:26,993 --> 00:25:29,028 - Just what? - Ah, just a crazy idea. 504 00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:31,230 I just thought we could be a team. 505 00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:32,231 You know? 506 00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:34,233 ♪ 507 00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:36,636 Partners. 508 00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:39,572 Butch and Sundance. Gin and tonic. 509 00:25:39,606 --> 00:25:42,241 Mickey and Mallory. - You mean Mickey and Pluto? 510 00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:45,277 - PB and motherfucking J. 511 00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:49,348 ♪ 512 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:53,152 But... Well... 513 00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:54,987 Guess you don't wanna be my partner. 514 00:25:55,021 --> 00:25:56,155 ♪ 515 00:25:56,188 --> 00:25:59,158 [drumroll] 516 00:25:59,191 --> 00:26:01,994 ♪ 517 00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:04,864 [laughs] 518 00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:12,138 [drum solo] 519 00:26:12,171 --> 00:26:12,471 ♪ 520 00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:19,979 - Bam! [laughs] 521 00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:21,614 - [growls] 522 00:26:21,648 --> 00:26:22,815 - I'm on a winning streak, boys. 523 00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:25,351 Oh, yeah. 524 00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:30,056 - [indistinct singing] 525 00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:32,759 ♪ Christmas tree is coming soon ♪ 526 00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:37,697 - Hmm. [ding] 527 00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:41,634 Our monkey bread is done. [giggles] 528 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:48,741 - Mom, are you okay? Did he do anything to you? 529 00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:51,043 - He's making me beautiful again. 530 00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:55,414 - I love hearing you sing. - I'm so excited. 531 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:58,685 Geraldine Ferraro's gonna be our first female President. 532 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:00,687 Hmm. 533 00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:04,824 - Oh, I wish I could have what you're having. 534 00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:08,895 I'll be right back. [kisses] 535 00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:15,067 This isn't happening. 536 00:27:15,101 --> 00:27:17,770 Get the fuck out of my house. 537 00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:20,940 - [laughs] - Am I being unclear, freak? 538 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:22,875 - Oh, no, no. Cops and robbers, go on. 539 00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:25,678 This is fantastic. I love this game. 540 00:27:25,712 --> 00:27:27,980 The only problem is-- I'm sorry-- 541 00:27:28,014 --> 00:27:31,117 but the smell of your vagina is incredibly distracting 542 00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:32,785 in a small space. 543 00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:35,788 [tense music] 544 00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:38,057 She really is intoxicating. 545 00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:39,892 Your mother. 546 00:27:39,926 --> 00:27:41,060 Lovely voice. Real talented. 547 00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:43,462 - Don't you talk about her. 548 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:46,733 - I bet--and I probably shouldn't be saying this, 549 00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:49,736 because it was a time before people became stars 550 00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:51,838 from sex tapes, but I think she could have 551 00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:54,907 been really big. 552 00:27:54,941 --> 00:27:59,445 If not for her awkward little daughter. 553 00:27:59,478 --> 00:28:01,113 Playing with guns when the other girls 554 00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:06,052 were playing with boys. She threw it all away 555 00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:09,722 to raise a flat-chested little brat. 556 00:28:09,756 --> 00:28:12,224 And this is what she gets. 557 00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:14,827 It took me hours 558 00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:17,797 to get the mats out of her hair. 559 00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:20,933 When was the last time you brushed her? 560 00:28:20,967 --> 00:28:25,738 - I will shoot you in the head. - Mmm. 561 00:28:25,772 --> 00:28:27,874 - Oh, you think I won't? - [laughs] 562 00:28:27,907 --> 00:28:29,876 - I clean up her shit three times a day. 563 00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:32,912 I have no problems cleaning your brains up 564 00:28:32,945 --> 00:28:34,881 off this ceiling. 565 00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:36,482 - [grunts] 566 00:28:36,515 --> 00:28:40,186 Now you listen to me closely. 567 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,755 The sooner you do what you agreed to do, 568 00:28:42,789 --> 00:28:45,091 the sooner I can get out of this piss-smelling 569 00:28:45,124 --> 00:28:47,026 geriatric nightmare. 570 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,761 ♪ 571 00:28:48,795 --> 00:28:52,999 Your ex-fucker has resurfaced. 572 00:28:53,032 --> 00:28:55,768 You are going to bring him in. 573 00:28:55,802 --> 00:28:57,236 ♪ 574 00:28:57,269 --> 00:29:00,139 And I am gonna get what Blue wants from him. 575 00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:01,774 ♪ 576 00:29:01,808 --> 00:29:06,545 [both laughing] 577 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,180 - Like you did last time? 578 00:29:08,214 --> 00:29:10,449 - [laughs] [kisses] 579 00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:12,051 [gasps] 580 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:17,189 ♪ 581 00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:19,558 [mimics snipping sounds] 582 00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:22,128 Mmm. I have to get back 583 00:29:22,161 --> 00:29:23,796 to the makeover. 584 00:29:23,830 --> 00:29:27,499 Jessica! Time for the mask to come off. 585 00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:29,235 - Will you look at that? 586 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:31,871 - Winner, winner, chicken dinner! 587 00:29:31,904 --> 00:29:34,974 - [laughs] - Some heater you're on, Nicky. 588 00:29:35,007 --> 00:29:37,576 - Yeah, you know what they say. 589 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:40,847 Even a clock gets a broken face twice a day. 590 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,949 That is a thing, right? - You've never been lucky. 591 00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:45,117 Not your whole life. The hell angle you running? 592 00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:46,986 - Well, if you promise to keep a secret... 593 00:29:47,019 --> 00:29:48,955 [rock music] 594 00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:51,858 I got a little blue horse that's on the top of your hat 595 00:29:51,891 --> 00:29:54,526 with wings telling me your hand. 596 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,263 [laughs] 597 00:29:57,296 --> 00:30:00,166 - Two and a five. Not even the same color. 598 00:30:00,199 --> 00:30:02,601 This hand stinks worse than that coat you're wearing, Nick. 599 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:07,974 ♪ 600 00:30:08,007 --> 00:30:09,942 - [grunts] 601 00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:13,145 ♪ 602 00:30:13,179 --> 00:30:15,581 Come on, Le Dick. 603 00:30:15,614 --> 00:30:18,584 You trying to bluff me? 604 00:30:18,617 --> 00:30:20,252 - [grunts] 605 00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:22,221 - [shrieks] 606 00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:29,295 [crazy noises and laughter] 607 00:30:32,031 --> 00:30:33,232 - Well, it's been a pleasure, ladies. 608 00:30:33,265 --> 00:30:35,234 - Sit down. 609 00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:36,936 You are not going anywhere. - I got appointments to keep. 610 00:30:36,969 --> 00:30:38,570 People to see. And besides, 611 00:30:38,604 --> 00:30:40,139 I got all the cash that I need. 612 00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:43,109 But I will need that band right there. 613 00:30:43,142 --> 00:30:46,145 And I'm happy to pay you your own money for it. 614 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:49,315 ♪ 615 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:50,983 - Wow. 616 00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:53,152 ♪ 617 00:30:55,321 --> 00:30:55,854 - You're not going anywhere. 618 00:30:57,423 --> 00:31:00,359 Not till you and Blue figure your shit out. 619 00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:03,930 - Well, well, well. The plot sickens. 620 00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:07,366 - [crazy noises and laughter] 621 00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:09,668 - Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate 622 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:11,670 with you bouncing off the ceiling? 623 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,572 - It's like kissing God! It's like kissing God! 624 00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:15,407 [screaming and laughing] 625 00:31:15,441 --> 00:31:16,909 I'm everything and nothing! I'm everything and nothing! 626 00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:17,876 - [groans] 627 00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:22,915 Sucks on that like he knows what he's doing. 628 00:31:22,949 --> 00:31:24,616 - You didn't think we kept you around here 629 00:31:24,650 --> 00:31:28,020 all this time because you're so fun to be around, 630 00:31:28,054 --> 00:31:30,089 did you? - Oh. 631 00:31:30,122 --> 00:31:32,291 Sad face emoji. 632 00:31:32,324 --> 00:31:34,126 I expected more from you, Le Dick. 633 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,694 ♪ 634 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,263 I thought we were friends. - No. 635 00:31:37,296 --> 00:31:39,932 No friends here, Sax. Only got one ass, 636 00:31:39,966 --> 00:31:42,301 and Blue is all the way up it. - What? No. Come on, Nick. 637 00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:45,037 Let's--Let's play some more. Let's clean these donkeys out. 638 00:31:45,071 --> 00:31:47,106 - Game's over, pal. - Afraid so. 639 00:31:47,139 --> 00:31:48,607 - What do you mean, over? 640 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,242 Look at all this cold, hard lettuce. 641 00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:52,678 We hit the jackpot. - My God. 642 00:31:52,711 --> 00:31:56,182 Look at yourself. What would Miss Palm say? 643 00:31:56,215 --> 00:31:59,718 ♪ 644 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,220 - Do you even know where you are right now? 645 00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,722 - Hmm. Eh. 646 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:06,959 But I do have a confession for you, boys. 647 00:32:06,993 --> 00:32:08,995 I did cheat. - I knew it. 648 00:32:09,028 --> 00:32:11,663 - You are the worst poker player ever, Sax. 649 00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:13,732 - I don't deny it. 650 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:15,634 I mean, I think we all know that there's only one thing 651 00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:17,703 I've ever been any good at. 652 00:32:17,736 --> 00:32:20,272 [Pyotr Tchaikovsky's "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"] 653 00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:23,675 [grunts] 654 00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:25,111 [thunder] [glass shattering] 655 00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:26,979 [gun cocking] 656 00:32:27,013 --> 00:32:28,114 Merry Christmas. 657 00:32:28,147 --> 00:32:30,316 [gunfire] - Mousy! 658 00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:31,383 [gunfire] 659 00:32:31,417 --> 00:32:32,384 [rock music] 660 00:32:32,418 --> 00:32:34,420 [shouting] 661 00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:36,422 ♪ 662 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:37,423 [gunfire] 663 00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:41,227 ♪ 664 00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:46,732 [gunfire] 665 00:32:46,765 --> 00:32:47,766 [clicking] 666 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:53,739 ♪ 667 00:32:53,772 --> 00:32:55,007 [glass shattering] 668 00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:58,477 ♪ 669 00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:02,281 - Like you said, Nicky. We're friends, right? 670 00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:05,251 Take the money. Take the guns. 671 00:33:05,284 --> 00:33:09,221 Consider yourself debt free! 672 00:33:09,255 --> 00:33:12,258 - Well, I'm taking the money. And the guns. 673 00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:15,794 And your shitty car. 674 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,496 - There. Here. 675 00:33:23,069 --> 00:33:25,737 - [clears throat] 676 00:33:25,771 --> 00:33:28,440 Aren't we forgetting something? 677 00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:29,775 Oh, yeah. The, uh... 678 00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:33,545 On your, uh... Yeah. 679 00:33:33,579 --> 00:33:36,448 - [grunting] 680 00:33:36,482 --> 00:33:41,453 ♪ 681 00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:44,823 [groaning] 682 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,259 - Don't worry, Frenchie. 683 00:33:47,293 --> 00:33:48,260 I'll help you with that. 684 00:33:48,294 --> 00:33:49,328 [clicking] 685 00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:50,796 [laughs] 686 00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:52,298 - [screams] 687 00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:55,367 [engine rumbling] 688 00:34:00,506 --> 00:34:02,341 - Welcome back down. 689 00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:04,243 - [sighs] Where are we going? 690 00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:08,547 This way. - Oh. 691 00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:10,382 The city's back that way. 692 00:34:12,118 --> 00:34:15,087 Hailey's back that way. 693 00:34:16,122 --> 00:34:18,824 You--You said we were partners. PB and J. 694 00:34:18,857 --> 00:34:20,126 We had a deal. 695 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,230 - Never shook on it. 696 00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:26,098 I'm grabbing pancakes, and then I'm driving 697 00:34:26,132 --> 00:34:29,501 ever westward. Stay, go. 698 00:34:29,535 --> 00:34:32,238 Entirely up to you. 699 00:34:32,271 --> 00:34:34,473 - He's the strongest man in the world. 700 00:34:34,506 --> 00:34:37,243 And fast. He'll catch you. 701 00:34:37,276 --> 00:34:39,545 If you're hiding, he knows where to find you. 702 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,413 [tense music] 703 00:34:41,447 --> 00:34:44,216 - Wow. - My dad's coming. 704 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,852 He's a hero. He's gonna find Santa, 705 00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:49,388 and he's gonna put him in jail forever. 706 00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:51,823 - What is Santa finds your daddy first? 707 00:34:51,857 --> 00:34:59,097 ♪ 708 00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:01,500 - Just run an APB. 709 00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,535 And if he surfaces, you come to me first. 710 00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:05,137 - I wanna see McCarthy. - Ma'am, I'm not gonna 711 00:35:05,171 --> 00:35:07,206 tell you again. - It's all right. 712 00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:11,143 ♪ 713 00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:14,146 - I need your help. 714 00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:16,315 - Okay. How can I help you? 715 00:35:16,348 --> 00:35:19,651 - Someone kidnapped my daughter. 716 00:35:19,685 --> 00:35:21,653 - I'm sorry to hear that. 717 00:35:21,687 --> 00:35:24,456 But this is Homicide. 718 00:35:24,490 --> 00:35:28,194 I'm Homicide. - I know. 719 00:35:28,227 --> 00:35:30,296 I need to find Nick. 720 00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:32,898 - I haven't seen Nick in ten years. 721 00:35:32,931 --> 00:35:35,167 Wouldn't even begin to know where to look. 722 00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:38,170 - Someone took Hailey. And nobody in this place 723 00:35:38,204 --> 00:35:40,606 wants to do anything about it. 724 00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:42,208 You owe me. 725 00:35:42,241 --> 00:35:49,215 ♪ 726 00:35:49,248 --> 00:35:52,351 - I'll introduce you to a wonderful detective 727 00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:54,286 in Missing Persons and they'll be able to help you. 728 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,955 But to be clear... 729 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:58,690 I don't owe you anything at all. 730 00:35:58,724 --> 00:36:04,230 ♪ 731 00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:07,333 [calm music] 732 00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:16,908 ♪ 733 00:36:19,245 --> 00:36:22,548 - Hailey Bailey! You almost done with your... 734 00:36:22,581 --> 00:36:25,217 No. 735 00:36:25,251 --> 00:36:28,754 - That's all she knows. One picture. 736 00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:31,757 And from it, she-- she made up a hero. 737 00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:35,694 But you're no hero, are you, Nick? 738 00:36:35,727 --> 00:36:37,229 - What I've been trying to tell you. 739 00:36:37,263 --> 00:36:38,764 - Look me in the eyes. 740 00:36:39,998 --> 00:36:41,567 - Come on, man. Put those back on. 741 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:42,801 - No. 742 00:36:42,834 --> 00:36:45,604 [sighs] If only Hailey knew. 743 00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:47,973 You're more imaginary than I'll ever be. 744 00:36:48,006 --> 00:36:51,510 - Ooh, nasty. Wow, that stings. 745 00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:52,644 You really hurt me there. 746 00:36:56,982 --> 00:36:58,917 Look, you know, it's real easy to judge a guy 747 00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:00,652 when bullets can't hurt you. 748 00:37:00,686 --> 00:37:02,254 Those assholes who were coming for me-- 749 00:37:02,288 --> 00:37:03,555 I don't know if you can understand this, 750 00:37:03,589 --> 00:37:04,790 but they're playing for keeps. 751 00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:07,859 - I can die. Just like you. 752 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,796 - How can you die? You're imaginary. 753 00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:14,733 - I die if she dies. 754 00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:16,968 I saw what you did to all those bad guys, Nick. 755 00:37:17,002 --> 00:37:18,937 If you can do that, you can save Hailey. 756 00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:21,273 You can! But y-- 757 00:37:21,307 --> 00:37:22,908 You won't! 758 00:37:22,941 --> 00:37:24,676 Because you're not running from the bad guys. 759 00:37:24,710 --> 00:37:26,912 You're running from her! Because that's the kind 760 00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:29,648 of guy you are! When I left Hailey, 761 00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:31,617 I was good! Like her! 762 00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:34,320 Now I've cheated, I've lied, 763 00:37:34,353 --> 00:37:37,656 I--I've snorted narcotics. A lot of narcotics. 764 00:37:37,689 --> 00:37:38,990 - Listen, unicorn-- 765 00:37:41,327 --> 00:37:43,829 Listen, unicorn. 766 00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:46,932 This is not the imaginary world. 767 00:37:46,965 --> 00:37:49,301 This is the real world. 768 00:37:49,335 --> 00:37:51,937 And it's messy. And people do a lot of things 769 00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:53,405 that they're not very proud of. 770 00:37:53,439 --> 00:37:57,008 Ordering this breakfast, for one. 771 00:37:57,042 --> 00:37:59,678 But I'm gonna soldier through. 772 00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:01,380 And when I'm done, I am gonna get into 773 00:38:01,413 --> 00:38:03,349 that hideous automobile in front, 774 00:38:03,382 --> 00:38:05,717 and I'm gonna punch my ticket out of here. 775 00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:08,620 Leaving this cold, filthy city and everything in it 776 00:38:08,654 --> 00:38:11,623 in my rearview mirror. 777 00:38:11,657 --> 00:38:14,025 Ever westward, baby. 778 00:38:14,059 --> 00:38:16,027 And I ain't stopping until I see that sun drop 779 00:38:16,061 --> 00:38:17,929 into the water. 780 00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:20,866 - In a city of seven million, 781 00:38:20,899 --> 00:38:23,735 why'd it have to be you? 782 00:38:23,769 --> 00:38:26,071 - It ain't me. - Keep saying it. 783 00:38:26,104 --> 00:38:28,940 Keep saying it and someday you might believe it. 784 00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:32,811 That picture of you that Hailey saw was real. 785 00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:35,013 You were a hero once! I--I guess that's why 786 00:38:35,046 --> 00:38:36,782 you hate yourself. 787 00:38:39,084 --> 00:38:42,688 And it's a 20% tip always, no matter the service. 788 00:38:42,721 --> 00:38:43,922 Nick, they live on tips. 789 00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:55,133 [booing] 790 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:56,968 - Come on, Nick. Everyone in our audience 791 00:38:57,002 --> 00:38:59,371 seems to be ahead of you on this one. 792 00:38:59,405 --> 00:39:03,909 You know in your heart she's yours, don't you, Nick? 793 00:39:03,942 --> 00:39:09,047 [cheers and applause] 794 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,849 - I didn't even know you were still on the air. 795 00:39:10,882 --> 00:39:14,653 [booing] 796 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,955 - If you run away, Nick, you're never gonna stop. 797 00:39:16,988 --> 00:39:18,990 And eventually, you're gonna die 798 00:39:19,024 --> 00:39:23,395 miserable and alone and filled with regret. 799 00:39:23,429 --> 00:39:25,931 You do still process regret, don't you, Nick? 800 00:39:25,964 --> 00:39:29,401 audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 801 00:39:29,435 --> 00:39:31,803 Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 802 00:39:31,837 --> 00:39:33,839 [boxing bell rings] 803 00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:40,912 [cheers and applause] 804 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:47,953 Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 805 00:39:47,986 --> 00:39:50,989 [chanting continues] 806 00:40:02,468 --> 00:40:05,504 [cheers and applause] 807 00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:19,818 [bell ringing] 808 00:40:29,227 --> 00:40:32,197 [somber music] 809 00:40:32,230 --> 00:40:39,471 ♪ 810 00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:00,559 - Get in. 811 00:41:00,592 --> 00:41:03,895 - I'm not going ever westward, Nick. 812 00:41:03,929 --> 00:41:06,097 - Neither am I. 813 00:41:09,868 --> 00:41:10,902 [sighs] Come on. 814 00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:13,772 Let's go find this kid. 815 00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,106 - Yeah! 816 00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:18,243 [Jane's Addiction's "Mountain Song"] 817 00:41:18,276 --> 00:41:21,079 Partners? - Don't push it. 818 00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:22,814 - [shouts] 819 00:41:22,848 --> 00:41:27,586 ♪ 820 00:41:27,619 --> 00:41:30,922 ♪ Comin' down the mountain 821 00:41:30,956 --> 00:41:33,592 ♪ 822 00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:37,863 ♪ One of many children 823 00:41:37,896 --> 00:41:39,565 ♪ 824 00:41:39,598 --> 00:41:41,633 ♪ Everybody has...