1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,219 I don't want to die! 2 00:00:11,302 --> 00:00:13,471 [Happy] Previously on Happy! 3 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:16,391 -Argh! -I serve at your pleasure, Mr. Bug. 4 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:19,352 [Mr. Bug] They are important gifts for important people 5 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:23,648 and I expect them to be bright and shining under the tree Christmas morning. 6 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:27,152 -Cal was taken from a Sonny Shine event. -So was Hailey, I get it. 7 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:30,363 [Sax] One of those kids is mine, so you're going to make a call 8 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:34,034 and you're going to deliver her to me, midnight tonight, your house. 9 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,618 -Where's Hailey? -Where's Mikey? 10 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,579 Anyone want to guess what this is? 11 00:00:37,662 --> 00:00:40,290 I let go of my finger and there goes the neighborhood, 12 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:43,543 including your precious password and your wife and kid. 13 00:00:43,626 --> 00:00:45,211 Mikey is not in the trunk. 14 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:46,588 [Sax] Oh, fuck. 15 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:48,882 [Blue] Okay, kill him. 16 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:52,677 The only thing that still believes in me is my kid's imaginary friend. 17 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:55,805 Nick! I'm here! Ugh! Urgh! 18 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,975 Daddy! [yells] 19 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,602 [gunshot and screaming] 20 00:01:00,685 --> 00:01:05,106 What I'm about to say is very difficult. I'll only say it once. I believe in you. 21 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:07,317 You and me, we've got a job to finish. 22 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,401 Jessica! 23 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:12,197 She really is intoxicating, your mother, lovely voice, real talent. 24 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,699 She could have been really big. 25 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,117 I love hearing you sing. 26 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:20,371 It's time you stop protecting me, and now it's time for me to protect you. 27 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:21,748 Ma. 28 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,377 Ma! Come on! Ma! 29 00:01:27,837 --> 00:01:32,550 ♪ You will get a sentimental feeling ♪ 30 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:36,679 ♪ When you hear voices singing ♪ 31 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:42,143 ♪ Let's be jolly Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 32 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:47,440 ♪ Rockin' around the Christmas tree At the Christmas party hop ♪ 33 00:01:48,691 --> 00:01:53,905 ♪ Mistletoe hung where you can see Every couple tries to stop ♪ 34 00:01:55,156 --> 00:01:59,869 ♪ Rockin' around the Christmas tree Let the Christmas spirit ring ♪ 35 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:06,668 ♪ Later, we'll have some pumpkin pie And we'll do some caroling ♪ 36 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:11,881 ♪ You will get a sentimental feeling ♪ 37 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:15,593 ♪ When you hear voices singing ♪ 38 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:20,598 ♪ Let's be jolly Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 39 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:25,895 ♪ Rockin' around the Christmas tree Have a happy holiday ♪ 40 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:29,774 ♪ Everyone dancing merrily ♪ 41 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:36,823 ♪ In the new old-fashioned way ♪ 42 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:46,749 [chattering over police radio] 43 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:49,669 Sorry, McCarthy. 44 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:54,674 You want a ride in the van? Left some takeout in the backseat overnight, 45 00:02:54,757 --> 00:02:56,968 but we can crack a window if you want. 46 00:02:57,051 --> 00:02:59,429 No, thanks. Just take her. 47 00:03:00,471 --> 00:03:01,848 Got something I got to do. 48 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:11,441 -[Sax] Fuckers! -[gunshot] 49 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,359 [yelling and chainsaw buzzing] 50 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:16,446 They are killing the shite out of that motherfucker. 51 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:18,698 -Is that a table saw? -[buzzing and yelling] 52 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:20,575 It very well could be, yeah. 53 00:03:20,658 --> 00:03:22,994 -[softly] Shit. -[screaming and groaning] 54 00:03:32,086 --> 00:03:33,254 New plan. 55 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:38,009 Are you off your goddamn nut? You think you're just gonna waltz on out of here 56 00:03:38,092 --> 00:03:40,094 like some Piccadilly on parade? 57 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:42,680 I am waltzing on out of here because right now... 58 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,350 Nick Sax is bulletproof. 59 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:47,268 [laughter] 60 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:48,561 Now, you waste me... 61 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:52,982 ...you waste the Missus and the booger- eating heir to the porcelain throne. 62 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:56,361 Now, which one of you dinks wants to drop that Yule log 63 00:03:56,444 --> 00:03:59,822 on the boss's chest this fine Christmas Eve, hm? 64 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:02,033 I'll drop that log, you motherfucker. 65 00:04:02,116 --> 00:04:05,286 No! Please! You lunatic! Take me if you must. 66 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:08,998 I must! Because, I don't know, call me a stickler for tradition, 67 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:13,586 but I just think on Christmas, the family should be together. 68 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:16,047 -Am I right or am I right? -Oh, dear God. 69 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:19,008 -We're literally about to die. -Shh. 70 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,553 Just keep smiling there, kitten, and pucker that sphincter, 71 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:26,307 'cause Nick Sax shoots early... and often. 72 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:30,144 [screams] 73 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:32,355 [music: Feliz Navidad by Jose Feliciano] 74 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:37,235 Oh! I hate you! Oh! 75 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:39,112 [pants] 76 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:43,032 [screams and gasps] 77 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,335 [groans] 78 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:58,798 [pants] 79 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:00,717 I'm satisfied. 80 00:05:01,884 --> 00:05:04,262 Now, wait a second. 81 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:06,347 [pants] 82 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:09,892 Oh, a gentleman. Get the hell off of me! 83 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:13,146 All right, your mister and I have some unfinished business. 84 00:05:13,229 --> 00:05:18,109 -Any idea where he scurried off to? -What are you going to do to him? [pants] 85 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:22,488 Well, in my work, I take a jazz approach, you know, strictly improv... 86 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:28,202 but assume that once I'm done, he won't resemble your husband anymore. 87 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:29,495 [exhales] 88 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:34,167 339 Cherry Blossom Court, his sister's house in Jersey. 89 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:36,961 -[grunts] -The car knows the way. 90 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:38,713 Mm. 91 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:42,592 Tell him I want a divorce. 92 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:49,265 What are you looking at? 93 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:51,350 [tires screech and engine revs] 94 00:05:53,352 --> 00:05:54,937 Best Christmas ever. 95 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:04,447 [distant blast] 96 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:17,585 [Isabella] That's right, baby, you eat. 97 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,421 I remember that night you snuck out 98 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:24,342 and stole the Benz. [chuckles] You wanted to show up at the club 99 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:27,595 and impress the girls with the fancy car. 100 00:06:27,678 --> 00:06:31,140 Wanted to be a big shot, just like your brothers. 101 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,351 No, no, no, Mikey, no. No. 102 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:35,937 Ut det mihi cibum statim. 103 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:40,316 [Isabella] Oh. 104 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:43,569 What did he do to you? 105 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:48,199 Blue. 106 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:54,205 Mikey. 107 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,127 Mikey! 108 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:02,588 -[rattle of garage door] -[people shout] Mikey! 109 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,386 Mikey, no! 110 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,514 [people yelling] 111 00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:14,684 Mikey! 112 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:31,784 -Good morning. -Oh! 113 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:34,078 Uh-oh. Gotcha. 114 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:36,664 It's really you. Sonny Shine. 115 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:39,417 Shein, Sheinberg. Louis J. 116 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:42,336 Sonny Shine is for my fans of all ages around the world. 117 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:47,008 It's Christmas Eve. Shouldn't you be out jousting other parents 118 00:07:47,091 --> 00:07:50,720 -over the new Tickle Me Humperdonk? -I got mine months ago. 119 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:54,432 You'd have to be a fool not to see how those were going to fly. 120 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:57,727 My daughter, Hailey, is your biggest fan. 121 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:02,398 We once stood in line at 4:00 a.m. to get tickets to your studio audience. 122 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,317 It was the happiest day of her life. 123 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:08,821 That tickles my heart. Nothing means more to me than... 124 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:12,742 She was kidnapped, four days ago, at your Wishtacular. 125 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:16,871 What a world. 126 00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:20,082 What a world. 127 00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:26,214 -My condolences. -She wasn't the only one. 128 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:29,634 Seven other children have gone missing in the last two weeks. 129 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:33,804 Mm. What can I do for you? 130 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:36,474 There's a common thread to all the kidnappings. 131 00:08:36,557 --> 00:08:40,895 All the children disappeared ar... around... 132 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:45,441 -Hm? -...you, your shows or appearances. 133 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:51,239 And you... you thought you'd come here... 134 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:57,245 ...and ruin Sonny Shine's Christmas by telling me this, in person? 135 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:03,459 The police have been ineffectual, worthless, really. 136 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,963 But a man as visible, as prominent as yourself, 137 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:09,799 you could bring attention to this, resources. 138 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:14,178 Resources. You want money, right? Doesn't everybody? 139 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:16,847 I... I want you to help shine a light. 140 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:18,015 Ew. 141 00:09:19,141 --> 00:09:26,148 The letters I get blaming me for little retard Sally's piss-poor spelling test, 142 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:29,318 blaming me for Billy's sissy boy lisp! 143 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:34,574 If I wanted to raise children, I'd... I don't know. I'd adopt some. 144 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:38,494 But I don't want to raise your goddamn children. 145 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:42,039 I want to entertain them! Do you see the difference? 146 00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:52,008 Dude, I'm... I've been blending ghee and M.C.T. into my coffee, 147 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,926 so I'm totally lit as fuck. 148 00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:56,596 Celebrity problems. 149 00:09:58,514 --> 00:09:59,890 It's not easy what I do. 150 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,229 Sometimes I just need a release. 151 00:10:14,488 --> 00:10:16,490 Your breathing, it's very shallow. 152 00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:23,205 You know, it's totally normal, being in close proximity to someone so famous. 153 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:27,835 Your heart beats faster. You get a little light-headed. 154 00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:32,423 You know, when I was just a little kid, all I wanted to do was 155 00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:34,884 sit on Dorothy's lap. I totally get it. 156 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,218 Uh, I'd like to go now. 157 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,888 Well, you just... You got here just... 158 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,182 Please. 159 00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:50,983 For you and... Ha... it's Hailey. Hailey, right? 160 00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:58,282 If... no, no... when she decides to come home. 161 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:03,829 Thank you. 162 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:17,927 [door opens and closes] 163 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:24,475 Don't let her leave the building. 164 00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:31,732 [breathes heavily] 165 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,696 [guard] Mr. Shine wants her to stay. 166 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,552 Come on. [mutters] 167 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,430 Back in there. Come on. 168 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:49,727 [Smoothie] Be careful. Get out. 169 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,564 [Smoothie sighs] 170 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:58,944 I told him... children are bad business. 171 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:01,155 Messy, obnoxious, 172 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:04,408 germ-ridden little migraines, not worth the aggravation. 173 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:08,204 [inhales and sighs] "I have my reasons," he says. 174 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:11,457 "We all have to answer to someone," he says. 175 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:14,126 It's ridiculous, a waste of my time. 176 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,550 Did you know that I can train an adult male 177 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:25,221 to denounce every god he's ever worshipped and squeal on all fours 178 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:27,890 like a hog to slaughter in under 24 hours? 179 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:33,604 Because adults have been socialized into latent obedience, but you... 180 00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:36,649 Really enjoy hearing yourself talk, don't you, mister? 181 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,445 Well, look who doesn't have a gag. 182 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:48,077 We located the car, a half-mile from here, wrapped around a telephone pole. 183 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,454 It's a total loss. No sign of any driver. 184 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:53,499 -My God. Mikey. -Right. 185 00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:54,917 [sighs] 186 00:13:55,000 --> 00:14:00,005 About that social-media post, your son has been dead for 48 hours, ma'am. 187 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:03,342 We got a hit-and-run situation with serious injuries outside. 188 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:06,178 I need a straight answer to who was behind that wheel 189 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,139 -or we will haul you all to the station. -[doorbell] 190 00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:14,562 Mr. Scaramucci. 191 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:18,899 Aw, they got you boys working on Christmas Eve, that's criminal. 192 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:23,946 My sister has had a very difficult morning. 193 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,825 Why don't you officers just run along? 194 00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:30,119 You can worry about the paperwork later. 195 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:40,796 -Where is he? -Go to hell. 196 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,511 Where is he? 197 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,557 [chuckles] You think your guns are going to protect you now? 198 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:56,186 I got something way more dangerous, a following. 199 00:14:57,104 --> 00:15:02,276 Yeah, 1.3 million and I didn't have to buy them, baby. 200 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:07,448 I can't wait for the whole world to see who you really are, brother. 201 00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:09,825 All right, have a little dignity. 202 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:14,163 The same brother who sucked his thumb until he was 11, 203 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:18,542 who shat his shorts on The Cyclone at Coney Island... 204 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,045 ...who cried himself to sleep 205 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:24,048 when the boys made fun of his sorry excuse for a pecker. 206 00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:25,090 [sniggers] 207 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:29,553 [chuckles] These mugs may fear you, but I don't, 208 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:33,098 because I know all the secrets 209 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,392 and I have all the receipts. 210 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:39,229 So, buy yourself a pair of paparazzi shades, boo, 211 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:42,524 [chuckles] 'cause you're about to become very famous. 212 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,277 Snap! [laughs] 213 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:49,239 [screaming and yelling] 214 00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:50,950 Well... 215 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:58,415 We're going to tear this place apart until we find him. 216 00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:04,213 Michelangelo! 217 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:09,134 Oh, it's Uncle Blue! Oh, come on, Mikey! 218 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,261 Come on! 219 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:15,933 Give me what is mine. Give me what I deserve! 220 00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:19,478 Or Mamma's gonna get what she deserves. 221 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:24,108 Don't you think that I won't do it. [breathes heavily] 222 00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,309 [dance music] 223 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,243 [gasps] 224 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,247 [shivers] Nick? 225 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:05,709 -Yeah? -I'm cold. So cold. 226 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,044 Cuddle me? 227 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,465 Uh... Okay. 228 00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:13,926 Yeah. 229 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,891 Ah. Still... still cold. 230 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:26,313 Cuddle me closer? What... What is it, Nick? 231 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:31,485 Hm? Uh, nothing. Just you seem... different. 232 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:38,534 A little glint in the eye, kind of... kind of Manson-esque. 233 00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:42,371 Did you... Oh, my God! 234 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,251 You little scamp, you killed something, didn't you? 235 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,504 Oh, yeah, you did, I'd know that look anywhere! 236 00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,131 I don't want to talk about it. 237 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:53,841 Ah. 238 00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:55,926 Oh, okay. 239 00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,346 All right, all right. Look... 240 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:06,979 What can I tell you, pal? The first one... is always going to stay with you. 241 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,773 You're always going to remember it. 242 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,860 Do... do you remember your first? 243 00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:15,320 Yeah, what the hell did I just say? Of course I... 244 00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:24,913 Ye... No, maybe. Look, my point is this... 245 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:30,878 ...that you just got to hope that you did it for a reason. 246 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,548 I mean, a good reason. 247 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,428 Hailey's a damn good reason. 248 00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:41,972 Can I tell you a secret, 249 00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:45,350 -one I stinky-pinky-swore never to tell? -What? 250 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,853 When Hailey and I were at the Sonny Shine show... 251 00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:49,605 [engine revs] 252 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,523 ...the whole reason she snuck away 253 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,734 -was so Sonny would hear her wish. -Uh... 254 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:57,112 Her one wish. She'd waited her whole life. 255 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,907 [engine revs] 256 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,825 -Hailey's wish... -Hold that thought, 257 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,453 I'm about to get a little road ragey. What the... 258 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,127 [tires screech and engine revs] 259 00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:18,175 I think we'd agree this one was not my fault. 260 00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:28,685 Officer, is there something wrong? 261 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:31,230 What the hell are you doing in Blue's car? 262 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:37,361 You know, at a certain point, uh, sticking your gun in my face, uh, 263 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:41,073 kind of loses its specialness, laws of diminishing returns and all that. 264 00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:44,618 If you want me to take you seriously, you have to pull that trigger. 265 00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,454 Crying out loud! 266 00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:52,125 Hey. Hey, hey, give me your keys again. 267 00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:57,256 Let's do this. We get Blue, we get your kid. 268 00:20:57,339 --> 00:21:00,342 [chuckles] Listen to her. What is this "we" stuff? 269 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:03,262 I didn't know, all right? There were a lot of things 270 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:06,348 I looked the other way. But the kids, I didn't know... 271 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,935 -You got to fucking believe me. Amanda. -[phone] 272 00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:11,728 -Amanda? -[Amanda] Merry! 273 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:15,357 Merry! I'm in trouble. It's him. It's got to be. 274 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,651 Amanda, it's me. Where are you? 275 00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:20,821 Nick! Oh! [gasps] 276 00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:24,199 -He's got her. It's got to be him! -Who has her? 277 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,452 Sonny Shine! She needs you. 278 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:30,539 -[Nick] Amanda, listen to me. Amanda.... -[squelching] 279 00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:31,873 -Amanda. -[phone bleeps] 280 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,294 What the hell's a Sonny Shine? 281 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:39,506 ♪ He's the one with the Rainbow Castle A friend to you and me ♪ 282 00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:41,216 He'd never hurt Hailey. 283 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,427 He's got Shine Tower, 58th and Lex. Let's go. 284 00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:46,513 He doesn't live in a tower. Sonny lives in a castle. 285 00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:49,975 -I saw it myself. -Wait, what... What did you just say? 286 00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:53,687 Hailey and I went there! Oh, Amanda took us. It was the best day ever! 287 00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:56,356 It's a great big building, with a great big gate 288 00:21:56,440 --> 00:22:00,277 -and there were lights and cameras and... -Lights and cameras. 289 00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:08,952 It was you. 290 00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:14,708 I didn't want it to be. I told myself lies not to believe it. 291 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,170 Hm. [breathes heavily] 292 00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:25,385 Those spray-tanned apes were a disgrace... to apes. 293 00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:30,432 They threaded their eyebrows, Isa. They waxed their armpits. 294 00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:36,438 I needed gangsters and you gave me Spandau Ballet! [grunts] 295 00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:40,108 You think you know all the secrets? 296 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:45,447 I have done things... 297 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:49,618 ...things that you couldn't possibly imagine. 298 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:57,709 I had no choice, but once I get that password, those days are over. 299 00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:01,129 [inhales deeply] I answer to no one. 300 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,339 [cell phone vibrates] 301 00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:05,759 You going to answer to that? 302 00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:16,561 [Mr. Bug] I had a visit today... from a mother looking for her daughter. 303 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:19,898 And I can give you eight good reasons why this makes me upset. 304 00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:24,611 I want them signed, sealed and delivered tomorrow, Christmas morning. 305 00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:28,782 And if they're not, it won't be me who gets exterminated! 306 00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:38,250 You came to me an unwashed, unkempt motley assortment of... 307 00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:40,335 Oh, God, who am I kidding? 308 00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:43,547 I cannot wait to get rid of you Petri dishes. 309 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:45,715 Uh, especially you. 310 00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:51,138 This is not the end of your journey, but the beginning, blah, blah, blah. 311 00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:55,058 You were plucked from obscurity to serve a greater purpose, yada, yada, whatever. 312 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,103 There were successes. [chuckles] 313 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:02,899 And there were disasters. 314 00:24:05,443 --> 00:24:07,028 Congratulations, Kenji. 315 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:10,282 You have achieved top honors because you're Asian. 316 00:24:10,365 --> 00:24:12,367 And as a reward, you will go first. 317 00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:15,328 Your new parents will be very, very proud... 318 00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:19,958 ...assuming you survive the packaging process. [clears throat] 319 00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:24,045 [creaking and rustling] 320 00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:33,346 Mister? 321 00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:35,515 What is it? 322 00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:38,435 I need to go to the bathroom. 323 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:42,772 Oh, for God's sake. I told you to go before we started packaging! 324 00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:45,317 Fine, go. 325 00:24:47,402 --> 00:24:52,032 [Happy] Oh! There it is, Nick, home of the Rainbow Castle! 326 00:24:52,115 --> 00:24:54,618 If that doesn't scream perv, I don't know what does. 327 00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:57,537 When I look at it, all I see is, "Let's play!" 328 00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:59,414 -Exactly. -Look. 329 00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:01,625 Checking the front entrance now. 330 00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:06,213 -Is that normal for children's TV? -You tell me, Pops. 331 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:08,215 Funny. 332 00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:17,098 All right, look, I got to talk to this little, blue, um... 333 00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:21,019 You keep saying that, but I've never seen one with wings on its back 334 00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:23,813 and a thing coming out of its head. We call it a... 335 00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:26,316 Go on. 336 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,950 -All right, you, look at me. -Happilocus Imaginus, 337 00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:37,702 Defender of Zork, First Knight of the Cupcake Kingdom, 338 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:40,830 hero of the Frosting Wars, reporting for duty, sir! 339 00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:45,210 She's counting on you. 340 00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:48,546 I'm counting on you. 341 00:25:50,465 --> 00:25:51,883 Go find Hailey. 342 00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:57,347 What? 343 00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:00,433 Oh, yeah. 344 00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:11,319 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, look, we got a big building here, so-- 345 00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:12,654 Let's split up. 346 00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:14,739 -I'll take the front. -I'll take the back. 347 00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:17,200 [exhales] 348 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:21,037 -You good? -[grunts] Yeah. 349 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:30,547 [chuckles] You got this idea that your ex is some kind of wounded little flower. 350 00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:32,632 Amanda's a goddamn pitbull... 351 00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:37,387 with one hell of a right cross by the way. She can take care of herself. 352 00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:40,056 [bugs yell and Amanda screams] 353 00:26:44,894 --> 00:26:46,521 Assunta, open the door! 354 00:26:47,522 --> 00:26:49,899 Your son is beyond my help, child. 355 00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:53,403 It's the old Don's password. Mikey's going to give it to Blue. 356 00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:55,405 No password. 357 00:26:55,488 --> 00:26:59,826 The old Don gave Orcus to Mikey to give it to Blue. 358 00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:02,495 Like hamburger bag. 359 00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:04,372 Okay. Wait, what? 360 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:07,459 If Mikey give to Blue, all is lost! 361 00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:09,669 Yes. Yes. That's why we must stop him. 362 00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:12,088 Open the door, please. Per favore, dai! 363 00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:15,550 Okay, bye-bye. 364 00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:20,221 -♪ Mamma ♪ -[cat screeches and meows] 365 00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:24,184 ♪ Nonna ♪ 366 00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:28,480 ♪ Bisnonna ♪ 367 00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:30,690 I shouldn't have let Mikey get on that plane. 368 00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:32,776 -I just wanted him to have a good-- -Shh! 369 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:39,491 Oh, no talisman! 370 00:27:39,574 --> 00:27:42,744 [speaks Italian] 371 00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:47,791 Ecco! [cackles] 372 00:27:48,666 --> 00:27:50,251 Hoo! 373 00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:52,420 Talisman. 374 00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:54,964 [speaks Italian] 375 00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:59,552 So, as the thread weaves the tapestry... 376 00:28:00,303 --> 00:28:02,972 ...of space and time, 377 00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:07,477 so does your brother's soul unwind. 378 00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:11,064 [cackles] 379 00:28:11,147 --> 00:28:13,358 That is not a talisman. 380 00:28:13,441 --> 00:28:15,819 That is a ball of yarn. 381 00:28:16,569 --> 00:28:19,614 -Talisman. -That is a cat toy. 382 00:28:19,697 --> 00:28:25,286 -Talisman! -After 20 years of tithes and offerings 383 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:29,666 and defending you, this is all you've got for me, a cat toy? 384 00:28:29,749 --> 00:28:33,837 And after all these years, you lost your faith? 385 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:40,427 This is more about you... than about to me. 386 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:48,476 [cackles] 387 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:09,038 Who are you looking for? Shine... Shine... Shine... 388 00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:42,030 [distant gunshot] 389 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:55,043 Keep loading, I have something I need to take care of. 390 00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:12,185 [grunts] 391 00:30:13,728 --> 00:30:14,938 [Happy] Hailey! 392 00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:18,316 Hailey! 393 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:19,984 Oh! Presents! 394 00:30:21,444 --> 00:30:22,612 What the...? 395 00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:18,960 [clunking] 396 00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:31,306 [grunts] 397 00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:33,975 [screams] 398 00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:57,540 [Wishee squeals] 399 00:31:59,042 --> 00:32:00,126 [grunts] 400 00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:08,384 [Smoothie] Sit up straight. 401 00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:11,346 Eat your vegetables. 402 00:32:12,513 --> 00:32:14,891 Put down that smartphone or tablet. 403 00:32:16,851 --> 00:32:19,520 It's a common refrain from a typical American parent. 404 00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:22,190 -Ah, Smoothie. -Does it sound familiar to you? 405 00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:23,733 Time to dance, bitch. 406 00:32:24,817 --> 00:32:28,947 [Smoothie] Of course it does... but did you listen? 407 00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:32,992 No, you didn't and now here we are. 408 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:36,537 Starting today your little lives will change in ways 409 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:38,456 you never could have imagined. 410 00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:42,168 There will be moments when you will wonder what you have done to deserve... 411 00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:47,757 [grunts] 412 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,223 [grunts] 413 00:32:57,558 --> 00:32:59,560 [grunts] 414 00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:03,898 [groans] 415 00:33:08,945 --> 00:33:10,238 Oh, oh. 416 00:33:10,321 --> 00:33:11,823 Nighty-night. 417 00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:24,252 What the hell is this? 418 00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:28,131 I saw you! You were just standing there fingering yourself. 419 00:33:28,214 --> 00:33:30,091 Why is this truck still here? 420 00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:33,302 It's all loaded up, Mr. Scaramucci. We heard gunshots. 421 00:33:33,386 --> 00:33:35,346 -Smoothie said that-- -Smoothie said? 422 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:39,183 Smoothie? Where is he? 423 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:41,936 [music: True by Spandau Ballet] 424 00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:56,451 Smile. 425 00:33:57,493 --> 00:33:58,536 Fuck you. 426 00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:05,084 I knew this day would come. 427 00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:08,546 Our destiny is in the stars. 428 00:34:08,629 --> 00:34:10,590 You do see that, Sax, don't you? 429 00:34:10,673 --> 00:34:12,341 You're not going to ask me my sign? 430 00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:16,137 The universe, it conspired to bring us back together again, 431 00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:21,601 so that immovable object could finally meet irresistible force. 432 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:23,811 Which one am I? 433 00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:29,025 -The dumb one. -Yeah. 434 00:34:30,109 --> 00:34:34,322 Now, I have been thinking a lot lately 435 00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:38,159 about what I would do if our paths ever crossed again. 436 00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:42,371 -That makes two of us. -See? See? It's destiny. 437 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:47,960 Clearly, you are a man 438 00:34:48,044 --> 00:34:51,380 who must be broken. 439 00:34:51,464 --> 00:34:52,507 Oh, yeah? 440 00:34:53,257 --> 00:34:58,763 But what is pain to someone like you? 441 00:34:58,846 --> 00:35:01,849 What is death to someone like you? 442 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:05,520 That is a very curious problem. 443 00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:06,687 Vexing. 444 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,773 You have disarmed me, Sax. 445 00:35:08,856 --> 00:35:11,526 All of my usual weapons, they just seem so inadequate 446 00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:13,736 and my tried and true methods, 447 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:19,617 they seem so, well... impotent. 448 00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:22,078 -Torture, murder... -Your hobbies. 449 00:35:22,161 --> 00:35:28,960 Exactly. All trifles to a man who would cheerfully die in agony. 450 00:35:31,879 --> 00:35:36,968 I am going to show you something that I bet you never thought you'd see. 451 00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:39,220 Uh... 452 00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:43,724 I am going to show you why they call me Smoothie. 453 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:46,477 -But I wasn't curious. -Let's not do this. 454 00:35:47,019 --> 00:35:50,439 You don't need to do that. No. Let's just put that right back on. 455 00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:53,151 Yeah, no. Oh, fuck me. 456 00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:09,250 Holy shit! 457 00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:12,587 Yikes! Ugly lady! It's not nice to sneak up on people! 458 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:15,840 Come on! I found Hailey! The bad guys are loading the kids on a truck. 459 00:36:15,923 --> 00:36:19,093 Let's grab Nick before it's too late! Where are you going? 460 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:21,554 The wrong way, that's where. Nick is this way. 461 00:36:21,637 --> 00:36:23,264 I know because he believes in me. 462 00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:25,933 It's like a homing signal, like in that movie 463 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:28,936 where the iguana phones home. Beep, beep, beep, beep. 464 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:32,023 -[grunts angrily] -Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh... 465 00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:34,692 -There we go. -[muffled muttering] 466 00:36:34,775 --> 00:36:36,819 This way! This way! This way! 467 00:36:37,778 --> 00:36:39,280 Dumb as a soup sandwich. 468 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:49,040 This way. This way. You're almost there. Just... Oh, no, oh! 469 00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:51,042 Yes! Go! Go! Go! 470 00:36:57,423 --> 00:36:59,800 [muffled and angry muttering] 471 00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:01,219 Are you cozy? 472 00:37:01,302 --> 00:37:05,973 -[muffled and angry muttering] -[gasps softly] Oh, oh. Oh. 473 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:10,937 Oh, no, no, no, it's not. 474 00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:13,898 [Nick mutters and grunts] 475 00:37:13,981 --> 00:37:17,443 Sax, relax. 476 00:37:17,526 --> 00:37:19,445 [muffled squeal] 477 00:37:19,528 --> 00:37:21,030 -[wheezes] -Relax. 478 00:37:25,826 --> 00:37:29,080 I am become destroyer of worlds! 479 00:37:29,997 --> 00:37:32,541 No, you won't, you motherfucker! 480 00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:34,919 [yelling] 481 00:37:35,002 --> 00:37:38,381 Yes! Yes! Not him, you! 482 00:37:53,145 --> 00:37:56,399 Nick! Holy guacamole, Nick! That was close, buddy! 483 00:37:56,482 --> 00:37:59,485 We got here just in the... in the nick of... 484 00:38:02,029 --> 00:38:03,656 Oh, jellybeans. 485 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:09,787 Get it out of me. 486 00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:18,504 Okay, take 'em! 487 00:38:22,925 --> 00:38:26,762 [cell phone buzzes] 488 00:38:31,058 --> 00:38:34,478 It's gone. The truck just left. It just left! 489 00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:38,399 [Mr. Bug] Good boy. Remember, those presents better be delivered. 490 00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:40,109 They'll be there! 491 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:42,778 [grunts angrily] 492 00:38:42,862 --> 00:38:48,075 Yeah... Goddamn you! 493 00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:51,454 [yells incoherently] 494 00:38:51,537 --> 00:38:53,539 [music: Little Drummer Boy] 495 00:39:04,383 --> 00:39:08,012 Mr. Scaramucci... you all right? 496 00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:12,308 [groans] 497 00:39:13,601 --> 00:39:14,935 What am I? 498 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:19,607 What the hell am I? 499 00:39:20,274 --> 00:39:23,235 You... You're the boss. 500 00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:26,614 I'm the boss of nothing. 501 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:34,038 I'm an errand boy for psychopaths. 502 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:40,544 Don't... Don't say that, Mr. Scaramucci. 503 00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:46,675 [breathes heavily] 504 00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:48,552 If I had that password... 505 00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:53,224 If I only had that goddamn pass... 506 00:39:53,307 --> 00:39:54,517 [gunshot] 507 00:40:07,822 --> 00:40:10,199 The truck, Nick! The truck's getting away! 508 00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:28,300 [grunts and groans] 509 00:40:33,347 --> 00:40:35,141 [purrs] 510 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,935 [grunts and groans] 511 00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:39,937 [grunts] 512 00:40:40,896 --> 00:40:42,022 [hisses] 513 00:40:44,316 --> 00:40:45,609 [screeches] 514 00:40:51,657 --> 00:40:53,409 [pants] 515 00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:05,504 [Blue groans] 516 00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:08,466 [Blue] Ow! Ah! Ah! 517 00:41:09,925 --> 00:41:11,719 [grunts] Ow! 518 00:41:14,346 --> 00:41:16,390 [horn blares] 519 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:18,350 -Hailey! -[Nick grunts] 520 00:41:22,521 --> 00:41:23,981 [Happy] Nick! Hurry! 521 00:41:28,527 --> 00:41:30,321 -Hailey! -Hailey! 522 00:41:30,404 --> 00:41:32,990 [children call out] 523 00:41:51,383 --> 00:41:53,636 We're too late. She's gone. 524 00:42:01,894 --> 00:42:04,271 [Blue] Oh, good. You two have met.