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[Happy] Previously on Happy...
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[Merry] Nick Sax,
hard to believe this piece of shit
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used to be the best detective
in the whole department.
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[Sax] Right now,
you’re talking to the man
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who was hired
to kill the Scaramucci brothers.
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[groaning]
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Wait, wait, wait!
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The old Don in Sicily, before he died,
he gave me a password.
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It’s priceless.
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Nick Sax has got his fat, grubby fingers
on my password.
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You’re a great source of information.
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[Sax] Seems pretty clear that
whoever knows this password
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is as good as dead or worse.
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-[Sax] Smoothie?
-I’m going to set an example of you.
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[Happy] Come on! Snap out of it!
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♪ I’m Happy! ♪
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♪ The happy horse, horse, horse
So full of fun, of course, of course ♪
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-You’re not real.
-Course not.
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I’m Hailey’s imaginary friend,
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the sweetest, most adorable little girl
in the whole world,
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but she’s in real bad trouble
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and you’re the only one
that can help me save her!
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Hailey!
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Oh, hey, Merry. Can I borrow your car?
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I didn’t want to tell you Nick,
Hailey is your daughter.
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♪ It came upon the midnight clear ♪
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♪ That glorious song of old ♪
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♪ From angels bending near the earth ♪
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[Jerry Springer] Come on, now.
This is a network show!
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[J.D.] I told that ratchet
and I'm telling you motherf... [bleep].
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-I ain't no motherf... [bleep] baby daddy.
-[audience] Boo!
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[bleep] It’s not mine!
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I’ve been doing this show 27 years.
I've never heard that before.
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-[woman laughs]
-Come on, Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry.
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Man, look at that and then look at this!
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-Look at this!
-[audience] Boo!
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I would never hit that [bleep].
I would never hit that...
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I'd hit that.
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-Oh, yeah!
-[cheering]
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-Hey, baby!
-[J.D.] Yo, man.
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I don’t want to [bleep] that [bleep].
It’s your baby now!
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No, this is your baby!
Look at this! Look at this!
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-Yeah! Look, look at this!
-Get the [bleep] out of here, man!
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Well, we're going to find out who hit what
and from what end,
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but first, here’s another winner
at life who claims the kid ain't his.
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Give it up for Nick Sax.
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[cheering and applause]
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I have no idea why I'm even here.
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[audience shout and laugh]
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Well, you're not really here.
This is a metaphor.
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You've experienced
a near death bodily trauma...
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-Yeah.
-...after hearing the best news
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any guy can ever hear.
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Let's give a nice hand
to the new papa!
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[cheering]
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[baby cries]
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Sorry to disappoint.
I ain’t nobody's daddy.
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[audience mutter angrily]
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How can you be so sure?
You shooting blanks?
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[laughter and applause]
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Which is pretty funny,
considering your line of work.
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[laughter]
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Look, any alleged incidents
of erectile dysfunction,
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that I am in no way admitting to,
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would be a fairly recent development
for me and totally beside the point.
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I'm telling you, I don't belong here.
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The only thing I am father to is
a baseball-sized colonic impasse
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that’s getting worse every minute
of this conversation.
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[audience mutter]
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Well, there's a lovely lady,
backstage in our green room,
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who frankly
has a different version of events.
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[cheering and applause]
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[studio goes silent]
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You can't even bear to look at her,
can you, Nick?
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-What are you running from?
-[audience] Yeah!
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[car horn]
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[tires screech]
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So, don't take this the wrong way,
but looks like someone needs a little nap!
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[Nick grunts]
[Happy squeaks]
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All right, I accept you.
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You're not a hallucination.
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You're not my subconscious trying
to dry-rape me for all my past sins.
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-[inhales] You're real.
-Imaginary friend.
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Shh...
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Listen to me. I once saw a man
high on PCP rip off his own testicles
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in the middle of Times Square.
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Do you know
what I’m trying to say to you?
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[Sax breathes heavily]
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I'm saying,
I've seen some crazy shit.
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So, I accept it.
You exist. You're here.
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[breathes heavily]
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There's probably a little girl somewhere
out there
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who needs her daddy,
real goddamned dad,
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and you should go find him,
'cause I ain't him.
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You are him, Nick, and she's yours.
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My God.
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Those teeth, those flared nostrils
and beady eyes.
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It's somehow endearing
and yet... so, so horrible.
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How do you even...
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Oh, forget it.
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[Happy screams]
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[sniffles]
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[background chattering]
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[man sings out tune]
♪ O come, all ye faithful ♪
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♪ Joyful and triumphant ♪
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♪ Oh, Christmas tree
Oh, Christmas tree ♪
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♪ How lovely are your branches ♪
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♪ You're looking good
You're smelling right ♪
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♪ I give it to you every night ♪
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["He'll Be Coming Down The Chimney"
by Guy Lombardo plays]
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[door slams]
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♪ Don't look out the window
And don’t wait by the door ♪
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♪ He’ll be coming down the chimney
Like he always did before ♪
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♪ When you hear his sleigh bells ♪
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♪ Don't look front or back ♪
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♪ He’ll be coming down the chimney
With a sack upon his back ♪
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♪ If you wrote your letters to
Santa and you’re good ♪
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♪ You’ll find your stockings all filled up
With the things you hoped you would ♪
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♪ So, don't look out the window
And don't wait by the door ♪
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♪ He’ll be coming down the chimney
Yes... ♪
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Hello? Anybody there?
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-[boy] I'm here.
-Hi.
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-Do you know where we are?
-No.
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-Who are you?
-Hailey Hansen. What's your name?
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Are you there?
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[boy] Yeah.
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Has he hurt you?
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He doesn't like us talking.
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He thinks we're going
to do something bad,
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like try to run away.
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He doesn't want us
to go back to our parents.
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What does he want?
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He wants us to stay little kids.
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He wants us
to stay little kids forever.
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Mrs. Jablonski, it's me, Sax.
Is that cooking spray?
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Oh, Dr. Sax.
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Oh and no ring!
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I'm going to introduce you
to my granddaughter.
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-Thrilled.
-You can't be too careful, Doctor.
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This used to be a nice neighborhood,
before all them, you know...
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Bad hombres.
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-Skulking around.
-Yeah.
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I heard them climbing
the fire escape earlier.
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Fire escape.
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Honey... I’m home.
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Surprise!
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Hey, boys! What the hell?
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No balloons? No hookers! Come on!
What kind of a going-away party is this?
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[sighs]
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I want to thank you guys
for not tossing my apartment.
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Wait. Did you?
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Jesus Christ.
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Ow. [grunts]
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Look at his balls.
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Swinging like a watch.
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I mean, they are hypnotic.
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Yeah!
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In video games,
this is what they call respawning.
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This isn’t a game, Sax.
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I just got to pick up a few essentials
from the trusty, old go bag...
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so I can vamanos
my dirty, white ass out of here.
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Ah.
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That's a good one.
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And with that, I bid you bye-bye.
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Help yourselves to the fridge.
I got ten-day old Chinese in there,
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but with the MSG...
I think you guys'll be all right.
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I would offer you booze,
but I wasn’t expecting company.
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Oh, do make sure to extend
my season greetings to Blue.
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You seem confused, Sax.
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I seem to think you assholes
didn’t get the memo,
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the one where Blue wants me alive.
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-The password?
-Oh.
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Oh, yeah, right, so.
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Yeah, we don't work for Blue.
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-Huh?
-We’re with Fresh Ken, 9th Street.
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-Since when?
-Tuesday.
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-Why?
-More money.
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I understand that. Fresh Ken.
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Anyway,
this password that you talked about.
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-Yeah?
-It's actually why we're all here.
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See, nobody knows what it's for.
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Word on the street is,
Blue gets his hands on that password,
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he becomes untouchable,
unstoppable.
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Word on the street?
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It's like some Ark of the Covenant shit
for hoods.
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He'd wipe us all out like polio.
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-And I'm the only one who...
-Knows the password.
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-Which is why...
-You gotta get dead.
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Well, ain't this a sticky wicket?
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[grunting and clamoring]
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[groaning]
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[groaning]
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[grunting and groaning]
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[groaning]
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[thug] He’s going down the fire escape!
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[Sax] Bad hombres.
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[chuckles]
[groans]
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Ah, peanuts.
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[grunts and groans]
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[gunshots]
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[screams]
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[grunts and groans]
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[gunshots]
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[pants]
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[grunts and groans]
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[clicks]
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[grunts]
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[pants]
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Nick, there comes a time
when you just got to face reality.
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Fuck you!
Get the fucking-fuck away from me!
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[gasps] Swear jar! Swear jar!
When dirty words come out too far!
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That'll be 25 cents, please!
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-[gunshot]
-Argh!
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Oh, crackers and jam, Nick!
Now we're flat broke!
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That’s right, money. [pants]
We need guns and money.
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And I know just the guy.
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Great!
So, we'll just, run there I guess.
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We are so... [squeaks]!
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[chatter on police radio]
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This your car?
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[cell phone rings]
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James Joyce called cheese
the corpse of milk.
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I never listen to folk music.
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You're more of a yellow-slices,
wrapped-in-plastic girl.
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Kraft American.
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Just get to the point. You want Sax.
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We need to learn
to take our time with things.
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This wine, for instance...
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began as a grape.
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A sweet thing, yes.
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But also an immature thing.
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To reach its full potential,
the grape is subjected to pressure,
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squashed to a pulp...
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reduced to its essence.
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Sealed in darkness and there it waits,
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compelled by the hands of time
to become a finer thing.
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-I get it, Blue. I'm the grape.
-No. No. No. You don't get it.
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I'm the grape.
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I'm the goddamn grape!
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When I was a boy, hm, the Don swore to me
on the souls of his ancestors
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that I would get what's mine,
if I was patient.
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Now, I didn't understand then,
but I do now.
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I wasn't ready, but now I am.
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-And I want what I'm due.
-And what's that?
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Everything.
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This is my time... to step to the fore,
take my place as leader of the family.
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00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,442
And you’re in my way, Meredith.
248
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:03,819
I get it.
249
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,697
Life has been complicated.
250
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:10,868
Father gunned down in the line of duty...
251
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:16,540
Your mother, bright, beautiful,
talented, she loses her mind.
252
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:19,793
You, the candy striper.
253
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,296
No man in your life.
254
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:24,173
The only man you ever loved,
255
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:27,718
well, broke up his marriage,
wrecked his career.
256
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,428
Your script needs a little work.
257
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:31,513
And now he's back.
258
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:35,559
And you let him go... gave him your car.
259
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:41,106
Mm. I'm glad you did. I am.
260
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:45,235
You gained his trust all over again.
Use that trust.
261
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:50,991
Find him. Bring him in,
alive and articulate.
262
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:54,912
That’s very important, Meredith.
263
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:57,331
How important?
264
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:04,421
What did you have in mind?
265
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:13,305
I bring you Sax and we're even.
266
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:18,310
I'm out from under you, bill paid in full,
me and Ma.
267
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:24,274
-Deal.
-Deal.
268
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,902
What, you want to fucking spit on it?
269
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:32,908
One thing.
270
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,746
I know how hard it can be
to get help at short notice,
271
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:41,291
so, I've dispatched
a qualified professional
272
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:45,838
to attend to your mother's every need
until you do what needs to be done.
273
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:50,426
-What?
-Run along, Meredith.
274
00:16:55,556 --> 00:17:01,645
I can't wait to see the look on his face
when you say: "Hey, you." "Who me?"
275
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:06,025
"Yeah, you! That's my kid you got there!"
276
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,652
"Says who?" "Says me!"
277
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:11,280
"Oh yeah?" "Yeah!"
278
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,407
And then you give him
the old one, two.
279
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:16,326
Then he runs away screaming to Mommy
like a stupid baby.
280
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,286
Oh, my goodness.
281
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:18,412
-What? What is it?
-Shh.
282
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,207
Do you hear that? It's Hailey!
283
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,459
-What? What?
-Yeah!
284
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:27,963
-Where?
-In there. Yeah, a little further!
285
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,049
-Hailey?
-You hear that, a little further.
286
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,301
I ain't nobody's daddy.
287
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,222
[bleeping]
288
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,516
[Happy screams]
289
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,406
[door buzzes]
290
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,579
[rock music plays in background]
291
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:02,873
Well, I'll be dipped in cat shit.
292
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:04,625
Le Dick, boys.
293
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:08,629
I mean, seriously, Nicky.
How many years? Le Dic.
294
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:11,131
It’s French, yeah, yeah.
I know, I’ve heard before.
295
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,549
Why don't we just skip
all the pleasantries?
296
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,843
I'm sure you boys want to get back
to your little game here.
297
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:19,098
I need cash, Le Dic, and weapons.
298
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,308
Oh, shit, Nicky, all you gotta do is ask.
299
00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:24,770
How much cash and firearms? Just tell me
the type and quantity. Be specific.
300
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:29,983
Go with ten Gs. No, 20.
And guns, you know how I roll.
301
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:34,571
Uh, small cal, SIG, Kel-Tec
and cannon, Desert Eagle,
302
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,490
something that’ll just punch a hole
right through the center...
303
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:39,409
I ain't giving you any money or guns,
you pole-smoking,
304
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:42,079
-broke-ass piece of shit.
-Whoa. Calm down. Calm down!
305
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:44,164
All right, I admit it, I owe you.
306
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,041
Hey, let’s not forget that you owe me.
307
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,794
Come into my place, sit at my table,
I haven't seen you in what?
308
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:50,546
Six months ago when that shit
went sideways...
309
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,589
-That was not all my fault.
-That was bad.
310
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,383
-Very ugly.
-It wasn’t that ugly.
311
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:58,053
"Give me this. Give me that.
I need cash, Le Dic, I need guns!"
312
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:01,473
Oh, shit. Two pair.
313
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,351
Pass the marmalade, girls.
314
00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:09,273
You want something from me?
You sit for a while.
315
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:12,526
Obviously, I'm not imparting the proper
sense of urgency as to my situation.
316
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:15,571
I’m getting my ass out of town
and I'm not talking about tomorrow.
317
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:19,158
Now, I appreciate the hospitality,
but I’m going to take a raincheck.
318
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:22,077
Bullshit. You’ll get cards
in front of you. You’ll play.
319
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,163
Damn it, Le Dick,
if I had money for the buy in,
320
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,206
I wouldn't be here
with my hat in my hand.
321
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,867
Eighteen karat gold.
322
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:07,748
-"To my darling Nicholas forever."
-You don’t have to read it out loud.
323
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:09,625
Oh, shit, Sax.
324
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,544
I just get nauseous thinking
about how this is gonna go.
325
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,588
So, stick your fingers down your throat
and let's play.
326
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:16,131
[rock music plays in background]
327
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,317
[chuckles]
328
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:49,623
Bam.
329
00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:51,750
[chuckles]
330
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,504
Who the hell bets a wedding band
on a pair of kings?
331
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:59,841
I'll tell you who,
Nick Sax, the fluffer of the universe.
332
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,969
[laughs]
333
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,559
-[doorbell]
-[gasps]
334
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,399
[motorcycle engine roars away]
335
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,003
Oh.
336
00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:39,214
[sobs]
337
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,634
[Hailey] What's your favorite part
of Christmas?
338
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:43,802
[Amanda sobs]
339
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,055
[boy] Sitting on Santa's lap.
340
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,765
[Hailey] I used to like that.
341
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,310
[boy] Used to?
342
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:55,355
He took me away from my mom.
I miss her.
343
00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:58,525
[boy] I miss my dad.
344
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,111
We're going to get home.
345
00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:03,947
[boy] How?
346
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,575
I sent my friend to get help.
347
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:10,537
[snorts]
348
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,503
How's black Christmas coming for you,
Pencil Dick?
349
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:22,007
Bet your kids are pissed, huh?
Another year without presents.
350
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:26,970
[Pencil Dick] They get presents,
culturally-significant, homemade presents.
351
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:30,223
What kind of Christmas is that?
Christmas is about Christmas lights,
352
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:33,018
Christmas trees, Christmas presents,
buying shit.
353
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:34,561
Christ on a cross,
just play the game.
354
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:38,857
Fourth Street. I'm guessing
that card hit everybody but Sax.
355
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,318
[Mousy] You know how long it took me
to find a Wishee?
356
00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:42,652
Been sold out for three months.
357
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:45,781
How much you pay for
that mass-marketed corporate product?
358
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,450
I mean, look at it.
It's like a pink perv-a-saurus.
359
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:52,120
[Jabba] Used to be booze and bitches.
Now it's diapers and day care.
360
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,497
You're lucky, Sax.
361
00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:55,999
No nine to five.
No more nagging wife.
362
00:22:56,083 --> 00:23:01,296
No screaming little kid relying on you
to bring home the, uh... the Wishee.
363
00:23:01,379 --> 00:23:02,380
You're free.
364
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:07,135
Yeah, just a bird, living the high life.
Start the day off with a bottle of Jack
365
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:10,263
and then popping a couple ludes
just to keep the dreams away.
366
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:12,140
In between...
367
00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:15,102
I don't remember a goddamn thing.
368
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:19,064
You're gonna remember this, Sax.
369
00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:22,567
Goddamn deck hates me.
370
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:24,486
Everyone hates you, Nick.
371
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:39,334
-Did you find her?
-Find who?
372
00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:42,963
-You need to get your eyes checked, Nick.
-Check.
373
00:23:43,046 --> 00:23:47,259
Where are your balls, Sax?
Oh, right, I took them in the last pot.
374
00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:49,469
Oh, I hate when they take the balls away.
375
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,179
I’m trying to focus here. Get lost.
376
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,140
Uh! Grown up games.
377
00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:57,060
Queen of Hearts. She's pretty.
378
00:23:58,645 --> 00:23:59,813
What did you just say?
379
00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:02,858
I said she's pretty.
380
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:05,819
She has a gold crown
and lipstick.
381
00:24:14,744 --> 00:24:15,620
Fold.
382
00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:18,707
-Where you going, Sax?
-Crapper. You want to wipe?
383
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:20,959
Dude's losing what little he had left.
384
00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:22,794
And I'm not talking about the chips.
385
00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:26,631
Everyone stay cool.
We keep him here as long as Blue says.
386
00:24:28,091 --> 00:24:30,677
[music: "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"
by Tchaikovsky]
387
00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:38,476
The way you're smiling is like someone
who doesn't know what smiles are for.
388
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,520
Those cards, the lady,
389
00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:44,900
the pretty lady with the gold crown
and the lipstick, you can see them.
390
00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:46,860
They're not invisible, Nick.
391
00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:48,778
No, but you are.
392
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:50,697
Oh, my goodness,
I have this crazy idea.
393
00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:53,700
-Do you want to go get Hailey?
-[gasps] You bet I do.
394
00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:55,619
More than a double scoop
of coffee ice cream.
395
00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:58,538
You're going to help me win
to get money and guns,
396
00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,040
so we can go get her.
397
00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:04,127
Uh... our teacher, Miss Palm says:
398
00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:07,047
"It's better to lose honestly
than to win by cheating."
399
00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:09,216
Fuck, Miss...
400
00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:15,180
Wouldn't Miss Palm want you to help me
get guns and money,
401
00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,890
so we could go get Hailey?
402
00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:20,685
Uh, she'd probably send us
to the thinking corner
403
00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:23,647
to come up with a creative solution
to our problems.
404
00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:24,773
You're right.
405
00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:30,237
Just thought that... I just...
406
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:32,781
Just what?
407
00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:36,993
Ah, just a crazy idea, I just thought
we could be a team. You know...
408
00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:40,288
partners.
409
00:25:41,581 --> 00:25:44,417
Butch and Sundance. Gin and tonic.
410
00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:47,212
-Mickey and Mallory.
-You mean Mickey and Pluto.
411
00:25:47,295 --> 00:25:50,298
PB and motherfucking J.
412
00:25:54,552 --> 00:25:59,641
But... well,
guess you don't want to be my partner.
413
00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:08,066
[chuckles]
414
00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:11,069
I'm in.
415
00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:18,118
[sighs]
416
00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:21,079
Bam!
417
00:26:21,162 --> 00:26:24,457
-Ha-ha!
-[Happy] Ah!
418
00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:28,128
-[Le Dic groans]
-Winning streak, boys!
419
00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:30,171
Oh, yeah!
420
00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:34,759
[Jessica]
♪ Listen to what I’m going to say ♪
421
00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:37,929
♪ Christmas Eve is coming soon... ♪
422
00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:41,308
[chuckles softly]
423
00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:42,517
[oven bell rings]
424
00:26:44,519 --> 00:26:46,730
Our monkey bread is done. [chuckles]
425
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,987
Ma, you okay?
Did he do anything to you?
426
00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:56,364
He's making me beautiful again.
427
00:26:57,657 --> 00:27:00,785
-I love hearing you sing.
-I’m so excited!
428
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:03,830
Geraldine Ferrara is going to be
our first female president.
429
00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:05,915
Hm.
430
00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:10,003
[sighs] I wish I could have
what you're having.
431
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:12,964
I'll be right back.
432
00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:20,472
This isn’t happening.
433
00:27:20,555 --> 00:27:23,016
Get the fuck out of my house.
434
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,685
Am I being unclear, freak?
435
00:27:26,519 --> 00:27:30,899
Oh, no, no, cops and robbers, go on.
This is fantastic. I love this game.
436
00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:35,653
The only problem is, I’m sorry,
but the smell of your vagina is
437
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:37,864
incredibly distracting
in a small space.
438
00:27:41,117 --> 00:27:44,245
She really is intoxicating, your mother.
439
00:27:45,413 --> 00:27:49,167
-Lovely voice. Real talent.
-Don’t you talk about her.
440
00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:51,961
I bet,
and I probably shouldn’t be saying this,
441
00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:55,965
because it was a time before
people became stars from sex tapes,
442
00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:59,344
but I think she could have been
really big...
443
00:28:00,595 --> 00:28:03,473
if not for her awkward, little daughter...
444
00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:08,895
playing with guns when
the other girls were playing with boys.
445
00:28:08,978 --> 00:28:14,984
She threw it all away
to raise a flat-chested, little brat
446
00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:17,237
and this is what she gets.
447
00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:23,243
It took me hours
to get the mats out of her hair.
448
00:28:23,326 --> 00:28:26,162
When was the last time you brushed her?
449
00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:29,582
I will shoot you in the head.
450
00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:30,917
Mm.
451
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,043
Oh, you think I won’t?
452
00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:33,044
[chuckles]
453
00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:35,171
I clean up her shit three times a day,
454
00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:39,426
I have no problems
cleaning your brains up off this ceiling.
455
00:28:41,928 --> 00:28:44,055
Now, you listen to me closely.
456
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:48,101
The sooner you do
what you agreed to do,
457
00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:52,021
the sooner I can get out of
this piss-smelling, geriatric nightmare.
458
00:28:54,107 --> 00:29:01,030
Your ex-fucker has resurfaced.
You are going to bring him in...
459
00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:05,535
and I am going to get
what Blue wants from him.
460
00:29:07,203 --> 00:29:09,414
[laughs]
461
00:29:09,497 --> 00:29:11,624
[both laugh]
462
00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:13,126
Like you did last time?
463
00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:14,878
[chuckles]
464
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:17,922
Oh.
465
00:29:23,386 --> 00:29:25,764
Ch... ch... ch... [chuckles]
466
00:29:26,681 --> 00:29:28,641
I have to get back to the makeover.
467
00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:31,352
Jessica! Time for the mask to come off!
468
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:36,775
-Would you look at that?
-Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
469
00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:38,693
[laughs]
470
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,361
Some heater you're on, Nicky.
471
00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:42,155
Yeah, you know what they say...
472
00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:45,241
even a clock gets
a broken face twice a day.
473
00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:47,118
That's a thing, right?
474
00:29:47,202 --> 00:29:49,245
You've never been lucky,
not your whole life.
475
00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:52,499
-The hell angle you running?
-Well, if you promise to keep a secret.
476
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:57,796
I got a little blue horse
that’s on top of your hat with wings,
477
00:29:57,879 --> 00:29:59,047
telling me your hand.
478
00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:05,512
Two and a five, not even the same color.
479
00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:07,972
This hand stinks worse
than that coat you're wearing, Nick.
480
00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:10,058
[rock music plays in the background]
481
00:30:13,353 --> 00:30:14,562
Mm.
482
00:30:18,733 --> 00:30:22,445
Come on, Le Dick. You trying to bluff me?
483
00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:25,448
[grunts angrily]
484
00:30:26,282 --> 00:30:27,867
[groans]
485
00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,786
Doink! Ah!
486
00:30:29,869 --> 00:30:31,621
[laughs and gibbers]
487
00:30:33,581 --> 00:30:36,000
[gibbers and laughs insanely]
488
00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:41,214
-Well, it's been a pleasure, ladies.
-Sit down. You are not going anywhere.
489
00:30:41,297 --> 00:30:42,924
I got appointments to keep,
people to see
490
00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:45,385
and besides,
I got all the cash that I need.
491
00:30:45,468 --> 00:30:49,305
But I'm going to need
that band right there.
492
00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:51,474
I'm happy to pay you
your own money for it.
493
00:30:54,769 --> 00:30:56,104
Well...
494
00:30:58,731 --> 00:31:00,567
Talk about your sore losers.
495
00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:02,861
You're not going anywhere.
496
00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:05,947
Not till you and Blue figure
your shit out.
497
00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:09,158
Well, well, well, the plot sickens.
498
00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:11,244
[Happy gibbers and laughs]
499
00:31:12,912 --> 00:31:15,206
Do you have any idea
how hard it is to concentrate
500
00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:17,083
with you bouncing off the ceiling!
501
00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:19,168
It’s like kissing God!
It’s like kissing God!
502
00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:21,671
Ah! [laughs] Ah!
I’m everything and nothing!
503
00:31:21,754 --> 00:31:23,256
-I’m everything and nothing!
-[groans]
504
00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:28,136
Sucks on that like he knows
what he’s doing.
505
00:31:28,219 --> 00:31:30,555
You didn’t think we kept you around here
all this time
506
00:31:30,638 --> 00:31:33,725
because you’re so fun
to be around, did you?
507
00:31:33,808 --> 00:31:36,644
Oh, sad face emoji.
508
00:31:37,812 --> 00:31:39,439
I expected more from you, Le Dick.
509
00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:44,110
-I thought we were friends.
-No, no friends here, Sax.
510
00:31:44,193 --> 00:31:46,738
Only got one ass
and Blue is all the way up it.
511
00:31:46,821 --> 00:31:48,865
What? No! Come on, Nick!
Let’s play some more!
512
00:31:48,948 --> 00:31:50,325
Let's clean these donkeys out!
513
00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:52,619
-Game's over, pal.
-Afraid so.
514
00:31:52,702 --> 00:31:55,705
What do you mean over?
Look at all this cold hard lettuce!
515
00:31:55,788 --> 00:31:56,915
We hit the jackpot!
516
00:31:56,998 --> 00:32:01,502
My God, look at yourself.
What would Miss Palm say?
517
00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:06,549
Do you even know
where you are right now?
518
00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:08,426
Hm. Eeh..
519
00:32:09,218 --> 00:32:13,222
But I do have a confession for you boys.
I did cheat.
520
00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:17,143
-I knew it.
-You are the worst poker player ever, Sax.
521
00:32:17,226 --> 00:32:18,269
I don't deny it.
522
00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:23,066
I think we all know there there's
only one thing I've ever been any good at.
523
00:32:30,823 --> 00:32:31,783
[clicks]
524
00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:33,409
Merry Christmas!
525
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,703
-Mousy!
-Goodbye.
526
00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:39,374
Sax!
527
00:32:52,178 --> 00:32:53,137
[gun clicks]
528
00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:03,189
[breathes heavily] Okay.
529
00:33:04,190 --> 00:33:07,777
Like you said, Nicky.
We're friends, right? [pants]
530
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:09,237
Take the money. Take the guns.
531
00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:13,408
Consider yourself debt free. [pants]
532
00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:18,788
Oh, I'm taking the money and the guns...
and your shitty car.
533
00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:22,875
Here, here.
534
00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:29,841
Yeah. [clears throat]
535
00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:32,343
Are we forgetting something?
536
00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:37,557
Oh, yeah, the, uh... on your, uh. Yeah.
537
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,017
[pants]
538
00:33:39,642 --> 00:33:41,602
[grunts]
539
00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:49,027
[strenuous grunt]
540
00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:50,361
[pants]
541
00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:53,573
Don’t worry, Frenchie.
I’ll help you with that.
542
00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:56,284
[chuckles]
543
00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:58,369
[screaming]
544
00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:07,670
Welcome back down.
545
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,714
[sighs] Where are we going?
546
00:34:11,674 --> 00:34:13,051
This way.
547
00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:15,720
Well, the city's back that way.
548
00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:20,224
Hailey's back that way.
549
00:34:21,350 --> 00:34:25,229
You... you said we were partners,
PB and J. We had a deal.
550
00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:28,274
Never shook on it.
551
00:34:29,609 --> 00:34:32,361
I'm grabbing pancakes
and then I'm driving ever-westward.
552
00:34:32,445 --> 00:34:36,282
Stay, go... entirely up to you.
553
00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:41,120
[Hailey] He's the strongest man
in the world and fast.
554
00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:42,622
He'll catch you.
555
00:34:42,705 --> 00:34:45,083
If you're hiding,
he knows where to find you.
556
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,211
[boy] Wow.
557
00:34:48,294 --> 00:34:50,713
My dad's coming. He's a hero.
558
00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:54,008
He's going to find Santa
and he's going to put him in jail forever.
559
00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:57,136
What if Santa finds your daddy first?
560
00:35:05,144 --> 00:35:06,813
Just run an APB
561
00:35:06,896 --> 00:35:09,482
-and if he surfaces, you come to me first.
-[Amanda] I want to see McCarthy.
562
00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:11,526
-[cop] I'm not gonna tell you again.
-It's all right.
563
00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:17,448
I need your help.
564
00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:23,246
-Okay. How can I help you?
-Someone kidnapped my daughter.
565
00:35:25,164 --> 00:35:26,624
I'm sorry to hear that.
566
00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:30,837
But this is homicide. I'm homicide.
567
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:31,921
I know.
568
00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:34,841
I need to find Nick.
569
00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:38,344
I haven't seen Nick in ten years.
570
00:35:38,427 --> 00:35:40,138
Wouldn't even begin to know where to look.
571
00:35:40,763 --> 00:35:42,223
Someone took Hailey
572
00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:44,892
and nobody in this place wants
to do anything about it.
573
00:35:46,185 --> 00:35:47,436
You owe me.
574
00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:58,573
I'll introduce you to a wonderful
detective in Missing Persons
575
00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:01,075
and he'll be able to help you,
but to be clear...
576
00:36:02,243 --> 00:36:03,828
I don't owe you anything at all.
577
00:36:25,266 --> 00:36:29,395
Hailey, Bailey,
you almost done with your... No.
578
00:36:31,314 --> 00:36:37,737
That’s all she knows, one picture,
and from it, she made up a hero.
579
00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:40,239
But you're no hero, are you, Nick?
580
00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:43,034
What I've been trying to tell you.
581
00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:44,452
Look me in the eyes.
582
00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:48,539
-Oh, man, but those back on.
-No.
583
00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:53,961
[sighs] If only Hailey knew...
you’re more imaginary than I’ll ever be.
584
00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:58,341
Oh, nasty. Wow. That stings.
You really hurt me there.
585
00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:06,057
Look, it's real easy to judge a guy
when bullets can't hurt you.
586
00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:09,310
These assholes who were coming for me,
I don't know if you can understand this,
587
00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:10,686
but they're playing for keeps.
588
00:37:10,770 --> 00:37:13,689
I can die... just like you.
589
00:37:14,982 --> 00:37:16,651
How can you die?
You’re imaginary.
590
00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:20,112
I die if she dies.
591
00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:22,990
I saw what you did to all those bad guys,
Nick.
592
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:25,785
If you can do that,
you can save Hailey. You can!
593
00:37:25,868 --> 00:37:28,246
But you... you won't...
594
00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:30,456
because you're not running
from the bad guys.
595
00:37:30,539 --> 00:37:34,377
You're running from her,
because that's the kind of guy you are.
596
00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:37,505
When I left Hailey, I was good like her.
597
00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:40,341
Now, I've cheated. I've lied.
598
00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:43,427
I've snorted narcotics,
a lot of narcotics!
599
00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:44,845
Listen, unicorn...
600
00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:51,644
Listen, unicorn,
this is not the imaginary world.
601
00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:56,399
This is the real world and it's messy.
602
00:37:56,482 --> 00:37:59,360
And people do a lot of things
that they're not very proud of,
603
00:37:59,443 --> 00:38:01,279
ordering this breakfast for one.
604
00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:06,242
But I'm going to soldier through...
and when I'm done,
605
00:38:06,325 --> 00:38:08,995
I am going to get into
that hideous automobile in front.
606
00:38:09,078 --> 00:38:11,038
I'm going to punch
my ticket out of here...
607
00:38:11,622 --> 00:38:14,375
leaving this cold, filthy city
and everything in it
608
00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,544
in my rearview mirror.
609
00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:18,629
Ever westward, baby.
610
00:38:20,006 --> 00:38:22,925
And I ain't stopping until I see
that sun drop into the water.
611
00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:28,514
In a city of seven million,
why'd it have to be you?
612
00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:30,933
It ain’t me.
613
00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:34,854
Keep saying it. Keep saying it,
and someday you might believe it.
614
00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:38,649
That picture of you
that Hailey saw was real.
615
00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:42,486
You were a hero once.
I guess that's why you hate yourself.
616
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:48,409
And it's a 20% tip always,
no matter what the service.
617
00:38:48,492 --> 00:38:49,744
Nick, they live on tips.
618
00:38:59,545 --> 00:39:01,380
-[people booing]
-[Jerry] Come on, Nick.
619
00:39:01,464 --> 00:39:04,342
Everyone in our audience seems
to be ahead of you on this one.
620
00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:09,972
You know in your heart she's yours,
don't you, Nick?
621
00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:11,265
[applause and cheering]
622
00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:16,687
I didn't even know
you were still on the air.
623
00:39:16,771 --> 00:39:18,189
[audience] Oh!
624
00:39:18,272 --> 00:39:20,399
[booing]
625
00:39:20,483 --> 00:39:23,235
If you run away, Nick,
you're never going to stop
626
00:39:23,319 --> 00:39:25,696
and eventually you're going to die,
miserable
627
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:29,367
-and alone and filled with regret.
-[audience chant] Jerry! Jerry! Jerry...
628
00:39:29,450 --> 00:39:31,660
You do still process regret,
don't you, Nick?
629
00:39:32,453 --> 00:39:37,625
[audience] Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry! Jerry!
630
00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:38,667
[bell rings]
631
00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:40,544
[indistinct chattering and shouting]
632
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:45,674
-[yelling and screaming]
-[audience] Jerry...
633
00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:47,676
[laughter]
634
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:54,517
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry...
635
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:58,687
[yelling and indistinct chattering]
636
00:39:58,771 --> 00:39:59,897
[squeals]
637
00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:02,274
[audience] Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
638
00:40:02,358 --> 00:40:04,568
[chattering and yelling]
639
00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:08,614
[audience] Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
640
00:40:08,697 --> 00:40:11,867
[yelling and whooping]
641
00:41:05,212 --> 00:41:06,172
[Sax] Get in.
642
00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:10,759
-I'm not going ever westward, Nick.
-Neither am I.
643
00:41:15,848 --> 00:41:17,850
[sighs] Come on. Let's go find this kid.
644
00:41:19,602 --> 00:41:21,020
[Happy laughs]
645
00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:26,525
-[Happy] Partners?
-[Sax] Don't push it.