1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:01,459 I don't wanna die. 2 00:00:01,460 --> 00:00:03,170 Previously, on "Happy!" 3 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:06,589 I serve at your pleasure, Mr. Bug. 4 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:09,659 They are important gifts for important people, 5 00:00:09,660 --> 00:00:11,920 and I expect them to be bright and shining 6 00:00:12,010 --> 00:00:13,859 under the tree Christmas morning. 7 00:00:13,860 --> 00:00:16,009 Cal was taken from a Sonny Shine event. 8 00:00:16,010 --> 00:00:17,399 And so was Hailey, I get it. 9 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:19,129 One of those kids is mine. 10 00:00:19,130 --> 00:00:20,469 So, you're gonna make a call 11 00:00:20,470 --> 00:00:22,420 and you're gonna deliver her to me, 12 00:00:22,430 --> 00:00:24,459 midnight, tonight, your house. 13 00:00:24,460 --> 00:00:26,010 - Where's Hailey? - Where's Mikey? 14 00:00:26,090 --> 00:00:27,869 Anyone wanna guess what this is, then? 15 00:00:27,870 --> 00:00:29,530 I let go of my finger and, well, 16 00:00:29,540 --> 00:00:30,530 there goes the neighborhood, 17 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:31,739 including your precious password 18 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:33,739 and if you give two shits, your wife and kid. 19 00:00:33,740 --> 00:00:35,550 Mikey is not in the trunk. 20 00:00:35,990 --> 00:00:36,990 Ah, fuck. 21 00:00:37,130 --> 00:00:38,910 Okay, kill him. 22 00:00:39,250 --> 00:00:40,789 The only thing that still even believes in me 23 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:42,889 is my kid's imaginary friend. 24 00:00:42,890 --> 00:00:44,250 Nick, I'm here! 25 00:00:46,010 --> 00:00:47,200 Daddy! 26 00:00:51,140 --> 00:00:52,429 About to say is very difficult, 27 00:00:52,430 --> 00:00:54,050 and I'm only gonna say it once. 28 00:00:54,270 --> 00:00:55,420 I believe in you, 29 00:00:55,450 --> 00:00:57,700 'cause you and me, we've got a job to finish. 30 00:00:57,710 --> 00:00:58,650 Jessica? 31 00:00:58,660 --> 00:01:00,309 She really is intoxicating, 32 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:01,160 your mother. 33 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:02,429 Lovely voice, real talent. 34 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:04,979 She could've been really big. 35 00:01:04,980 --> 00:01:06,309 I love hearing you sing. 36 00:01:06,310 --> 00:01:08,239 It's time you stop protecting me. 37 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:10,659 But now it's time for me to protect you. 38 00:01:10,660 --> 00:01:11,660 Mom? 39 00:01:14,670 --> 00:01:16,660 Ma? Come on. Mom? 40 00:01:18,090 --> 00:01:22,819 *You will get a Sentimental feeling* 41 00:01:22,820 --> 00:01:24,310 *When you hear* 42 00:01:25,270 --> 00:01:28,700 *Voices singing let's be jolly* 43 00:01:28,830 --> 00:01:32,379 *Decks the halls with boughs of holly* 44 00:01:32,380 --> 00:01:35,470 *Rocking around the Christmas tree* 45 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:37,640 *At the Christmas party hop* 46 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:42,029 *Mistletoe hung where you can see* 47 00:01:42,030 --> 00:01:44,370 *Every couple tries to stop* 48 00:01:45,180 --> 00:01:47,960 *Rocking around the Christmas tree* 49 00:01:47,970 --> 00:01:50,640 *Let the Christmas spirit ring* 50 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:54,369 *Later we'll have some pumpkin pie* 51 00:01:54,370 --> 00:01:56,970 *And we'll do some caroling* 52 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:02,070 *You will get a Sentimental feeling* 53 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:03,520 *When you hear* 54 00:02:04,410 --> 00:02:07,500 *Voices singing let's be jolly* 55 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,750 *Deck the halls with boughs of holly* 56 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:13,549 *Rocking around the Christmas tree* 57 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:16,170 *Have a happy holiday* 58 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:19,919 *Everyone dancing merrily* 59 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:20,950 *ln the new* 60 00:02:21,060 --> 00:02:23,410 *Old-fashioned* 61 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:27,270 *Way* 62 00:02:38,580 --> 00:02:39,700 Sorry, McCarthy. 63 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:42,560 You want a ride in the van? 64 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:44,819 Left some takeout in the backseat overnight, 65 00:02:44,820 --> 00:02:47,339 but we can crack a window if you want... 66 00:02:47,340 --> 00:02:48,340 No thanks. 67 00:02:48,610 --> 00:02:49,770 Just take her. 68 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,110 Got something I gotta do. 69 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:06,530 They are killing the shite out of that motherfucker. 70 00:03:06,630 --> 00:03:07,870 Is that a table saw? 71 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,190 It very well could be, yeah. 72 00:03:11,230 --> 00:03:12,230 Shit. 73 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,590 New plan. 74 00:03:23,780 --> 00:03:25,770 Are you off your goddamn nut? 75 00:03:26,250 --> 00:03:28,369 You think you're just gonna waltz on out of here 76 00:03:28,370 --> 00:03:30,299 like some Piccadilly on parade? 77 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:32,940 I am waltzing on out of here because right now, 78 00:03:34,060 --> 00:03:35,850 Nick Sax is bulletproof. 79 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:38,850 You waste me, 80 00:03:39,490 --> 00:03:40,830 you waste the Missus, 81 00:03:41,050 --> 00:03:43,249 and the booger-eating heir to the porcelain throne. 82 00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:46,550 Now, which one of you dinks wants to drop that Yule log 83 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:50,089 on the boss's chest this fine Christmas Eve, hmm? 84 00:03:50,090 --> 00:03:52,490 I'll drop that log, you motherfucker. 85 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:53,690 Please! 86 00:03:53,691 --> 00:03:55,959 You lunatic, take me if you must, but... 87 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,009 I must, because, I don't know, 88 00:03:58,010 --> 00:03:59,800 call me a stickler for tradition, but, 89 00:04:00,270 --> 00:04:02,070 I just think on Christmas, 90 00:04:02,250 --> 00:04:03,840 that families should be together. 91 00:04:04,090 --> 00:04:05,209 Am I right, or am I right? 92 00:04:05,210 --> 00:04:06,570 Oh, dear God! 93 00:04:06,690 --> 00:04:08,220 We're literally about to die. 94 00:04:09,270 --> 00:04:10,749 Just keep smiling there, kitten, 95 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,310 and pucker up that sphincter. 96 00:04:12,810 --> 00:04:16,610 'Cause Nick Sax shoots early and often. 97 00:04:49,970 --> 00:04:51,090 I'm satisfied. 98 00:04:52,050 --> 00:04:54,770 Now, wait a second. 99 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:58,659 Oh, a gentleman. 100 00:04:58,660 --> 00:05:00,209 Get the hell off me! 101 00:05:00,210 --> 00:05:01,549 All right, your Mister and I 102 00:05:01,550 --> 00:05:03,150 have some unfinished business. 103 00:05:03,330 --> 00:05:05,240 Any idea where he scurried off to? 104 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:07,060 What are you gonna do to him? 105 00:05:08,430 --> 00:05:11,229 In my work, I take a jazz approach... 106 00:05:11,230 --> 00:05:12,770 You know, strictly improv... 107 00:05:13,260 --> 00:05:15,779 But assume that once I'm done, 108 00:05:15,780 --> 00:05:18,430 he won't resemble your husband anymore. 109 00:05:21,110 --> 00:05:23,079 339 Cherry Blossom Court. 110 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,530 His sister's house in Jersey. 111 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:27,110 The car knows the way. 112 00:05:31,250 --> 00:05:32,830 Tell him I want a divorce. 113 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,070 Best Christmas ever. 114 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:07,840 That's right, baby, you eat. 115 00:06:08,820 --> 00:06:10,689 I remember that time you snuck out 116 00:06:10,690 --> 00:06:12,610 and stole the Benz... 117 00:06:13,270 --> 00:06:15,040 You wanted to show up at the club and 118 00:06:15,490 --> 00:06:17,480 impress the girls with a fancy car. 119 00:06:17,790 --> 00:06:19,320 Wanted to be a big shot, 120 00:06:20,060 --> 00:06:21,280 just like your brothers. 121 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:23,670 Wait, no, no, no, Mikey, no, no. 122 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:26,380 Ut det mihi cibum statim. 123 00:06:32,490 --> 00:06:33,790 What did he do to you? 124 00:06:37,380 --> 00:06:38,380 Blue. 125 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:44,620 Mikey. 126 00:06:48,110 --> 00:06:49,110 Mikey! 127 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:04,830 Mikey! 128 00:07:20,150 --> 00:07:21,150 Good morning. 129 00:07:23,300 --> 00:07:24,090 Gotcha. 130 00:07:24,260 --> 00:07:26,949 It's really you. Sonny Shine. 131 00:07:26,950 --> 00:07:29,200 Shine... Sheinberg, Louis J. 132 00:07:29,540 --> 00:07:32,460 Sonny Shine is for my fans of all ages around the world. 133 00:07:33,270 --> 00:07:35,149 It's Christmas Eve, shouldn't you be out 134 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:37,309 jousting other parents 135 00:07:37,310 --> 00:07:39,110 over the new Tickle Me Humperdonk? 136 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:40,910 I got mine months ago. 137 00:07:41,590 --> 00:07:42,989 You'd have to be a fool not to see 138 00:07:42,990 --> 00:07:44,600 how those were gonna fly. 139 00:07:45,190 --> 00:07:48,070 My daughter, Hailey, is your biggest fan. 140 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,839 We once stood in line at 4:00 a.m. 141 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,389 to get tickets to your studio audience. 142 00:07:52,390 --> 00:07:54,499 I think it was the happiest day of her life. 143 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:56,190 That tickles my heart. 144 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:59,199 Nothing means more to me than... 145 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,360 She was kidnapped 146 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:03,160 four days ago at your Wishtacular. 147 00:08:05,770 --> 00:08:06,960 What a world. 148 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:10,440 What a world. 149 00:08:14,340 --> 00:08:16,350 - My condolences. - She wasn't the only one. 150 00:08:16,850 --> 00:08:18,369 Seven other children have gone missing 151 00:08:18,370 --> 00:08:19,910 within the last two weeks. 152 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,040 And what can I do for you? 153 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:26,470 There's a common thread to all the kidnappings. 154 00:08:26,670 --> 00:08:28,330 All the children disappeared r... 155 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:31,010 Uh, around... 156 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:33,100 You, 157 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:35,690 your shows or appearances. 158 00:08:38,630 --> 00:08:39,630 And you... 159 00:08:39,940 --> 00:08:41,320 You thought you'd come here 160 00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:46,310 and ruin Sonny Shine's Christmas by telling me this, 161 00:08:46,330 --> 00:08:47,510 in person. 162 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:51,829 The police have been ineffectual. 163 00:08:51,830 --> 00:08:53,869 Worthless, really. 164 00:08:53,870 --> 00:08:57,269 But a man as visible, as prominent as yourself... 165 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:58,940 You could bring attention to this. 166 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:01,310 - Resources. - Resources. 167 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:03,450 You want money, right? 168 00:09:03,490 --> 00:09:04,990 - Doesn't everybody? - I... 169 00:09:05,260 --> 00:09:07,340 I want you to help shine a light. 170 00:09:09,220 --> 00:09:11,310 God, the letters I get 171 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:14,199 blaming me for little retard Sally's 172 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,849 piss-poor spelling test. 173 00:09:15,850 --> 00:09:19,629 Blaming me for Billy's sissy boy lisp. 174 00:09:19,630 --> 00:09:21,480 If I wanted to raise children, 175 00:09:21,580 --> 00:09:22,580 I'd... 176 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,939 I don't, I don't know, I'd adopt some, 177 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:28,130 but I don't wanna raise your goddamn children. 178 00:09:28,430 --> 00:09:30,710 I wanna entertain them! 179 00:09:30,730 --> 00:09:32,140 Do you see the difference? 180 00:09:36,150 --> 00:09:37,150 Dude. 181 00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:38,429 I'm, I'm... 182 00:09:38,430 --> 00:09:39,890 I've been blending Ghee 183 00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:42,149 and MCT into my coffee, 184 00:09:42,150 --> 00:09:44,170 so I'm totally lit as fuck. 185 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:46,750 Celebrity problems. 186 00:09:48,770 --> 00:09:50,180 It's not easy, what I do. 187 00:09:53,490 --> 00:09:55,500 Sometimes, I just need a release. 188 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,670 Your breathing, it's very shallow. 189 00:10:07,980 --> 00:10:09,510 You know, it's totally normal, 190 00:10:10,030 --> 00:10:13,550 being in close proximity to someone so famous. 191 00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:17,920 Your heart beats faster, you get a little light-headed. 192 00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:21,709 You know, when I was just a little kid, 193 00:10:21,710 --> 00:10:23,789 all I wanted to do was sit on Dorothy's lap. 194 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:24,990 I totally get it. 195 00:10:25,420 --> 00:10:26,459 I'd like to go now. 196 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:29,150 Oh? You just, you got here, just... 197 00:10:29,870 --> 00:10:30,870 Please. 198 00:10:35,770 --> 00:10:37,280 For you and... 199 00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:39,580 Hai... it's Hailey. 200 00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:41,400 Hailey, right? 201 00:10:42,410 --> 00:10:44,770 If... no, no... 202 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:48,790 When she decides to come home. 203 00:10:53,210 --> 00:10:54,210 Thank you. 204 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:14,540 Don't let her leave the building. 205 00:12:30,270 --> 00:12:31,350 Come on, this way. 206 00:12:33,330 --> 00:12:34,660 - Back in there! - Come on. 207 00:12:36,350 --> 00:12:37,950 Be careful. 208 00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:40,430 Get out. 209 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:49,219 I told him children are bad business. 210 00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:51,419 Messy, obnoxious, 211 00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:53,069 germ-ridden little migraines 212 00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:54,630 not worth the aggravation. 213 00:12:55,870 --> 00:12:58,270 "I have my reasons," He says. 214 00:12:58,330 --> 00:13:01,250 "We all have to answer to someone," He says. 215 00:13:01,630 --> 00:13:02,710 It's ridiculous, 216 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:04,240 just a waste of my time. 217 00:13:09,150 --> 00:13:11,679 Did you know that I can train an adult male 218 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:14,169 to denounce every God he's ever worshipped 219 00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:16,670 and squeal on all fours like a hog to slaughter 220 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,080 in under 24 hours? 221 00:13:18,770 --> 00:13:21,459 Because adults have been socialized 222 00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:23,349 into latent obedience. 223 00:13:23,350 --> 00:13:23,800 But you... 224 00:13:23,810 --> 00:13:25,459 Really enjoy hearing yourself talk, 225 00:13:25,460 --> 00:13:26,610 don't you, Mister? 226 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,370 Well, look who doesn't have a gag. 227 00:13:34,530 --> 00:13:36,269 We located the car a half-mile from here 228 00:13:36,270 --> 00:13:37,770 wrapped around telephone pole. 229 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,540 It's a total loss, no sign of any driver. 230 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:42,310 Oh, my God, Mikey. 231 00:13:43,220 --> 00:13:44,220 Right. 232 00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:46,990 About that social media post... 233 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,980 Your son has been dead for 48 hours, ma'am. 234 00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:51,760 We got a hit and run situation 235 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,669 with serious injuries outside. 236 00:13:53,670 --> 00:13:55,029 I'm gonna need a straight answer 237 00:13:55,030 --> 00:13:56,400 to who was behind that wheel, 238 00:13:56,410 --> 00:13:57,569 or we will haul the whole lot of you 239 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:58,660 back to the station. 240 00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:04,899 Mr. Scaramucci. 241 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:07,819 Aww, they got you boys working on Christmas Eve. 242 00:14:07,820 --> 00:14:09,160 That's criminal. 243 00:14:09,670 --> 00:14:14,150 My sister has had a very difficult morning. 244 00:14:14,710 --> 00:14:17,970 Why don't you officers just run along? 245 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,270 You can worry about the paperwork later. 246 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:29,840 Where is he? 247 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,000 Go to hell. 248 00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:37,330 Where is he? 249 00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:41,850 You think your guns are gonna protect you now? 250 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,540 I got something way more dangerous: 251 00:14:44,830 --> 00:14:46,300 a following. 252 00:14:47,210 --> 00:14:50,410 Yeah, 1.3 million, 253 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,710 and I didn't have to buy 'em, baby. 254 00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:54,899 I can't wait for the whole world 255 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:57,339 to see who you really are, brother. 256 00:14:57,340 --> 00:15:00,229 All right, all right, have a little dignity. 257 00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:04,260 The same brother who sucked his thumb till he was 11, 258 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:08,910 who shat his shorts on the Cyclone at Coney Island, 259 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,209 who cried himself to sleep 260 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:14,460 when the boys made fun of his sorry excuse for a pecker. 261 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,480 These mugs may fear you, 262 00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:19,610 but I don't, 263 00:15:19,810 --> 00:15:23,180 because I know all the secrets, 264 00:15:23,260 --> 00:15:25,630 and I have all the receipts. 265 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,289 So, you better buy yourself 266 00:15:27,290 --> 00:15:29,550 a pair of paparazzi shades, boo, 267 00:15:30,090 --> 00:15:32,920 'cause you're about to become very famous. 268 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:33,990 Snap! 269 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,190 Where... 270 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,959 We're gonna tear this place apart 271 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,610 until we find him. 272 00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:54,270 Michelangelo! 273 00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:56,870 It's Uncle Blue! 274 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,270 Aww, come on, Mikey. 275 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:01,440 Come on. 276 00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:03,800 Give me what is mine. 277 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,940 Give me what I deserve, 278 00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:09,810 or mama's gonna get what she deserves. 279 00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:12,360 Don't you think that I won't do it. 280 00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:51,940 Nick? 281 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,200 Yeah? 282 00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:55,540 I'm cold, so cold. 283 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:56,760 Cuddle me? 284 00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:01,460 Uhh, 'kay. 285 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,250 Yeah. 286 00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:11,090 Ugh, s-s-still cold. 287 00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:13,160 Cuddle me closer? 288 00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:14,880 Wh... 289 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,359 What is it, Nick? 290 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:17,549 Hmm? Ah, nothing. 291 00:18:17,550 --> 00:18:19,110 Just, just, seem... 292 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:21,720 different. 293 00:18:22,110 --> 00:18:24,219 A little glint in your eye, 294 00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:25,220 kinda... 295 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,610 Kinda Manson-esque. 296 00:18:29,210 --> 00:18:30,210 Did you... 297 00:18:30,430 --> 00:18:32,420 Oh, my God. 298 00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:35,619 You little scamp. 299 00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:37,340 You killed something, didn't you? 300 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:38,929 Oh yeah, you did. 301 00:18:38,930 --> 00:18:40,560 I'd know that look anywhere. 302 00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:42,150 I don't wanna talk about it. 303 00:18:44,110 --> 00:18:45,950 Oh, okay. 304 00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:49,160 All right, all right, look. 305 00:18:51,970 --> 00:18:53,019 Look, what can I tell you, pal? 306 00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:54,190 The first one... 307 00:18:55,610 --> 00:18:57,080 it's always gonna stay with you. 308 00:18:58,090 --> 00:18:59,530 You're always gonna remember it. 309 00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:01,360 Do... do you remember? 310 00:19:01,690 --> 00:19:02,890 Your first? 311 00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:04,329 Yeah, what the hell did I just say? 312 00:19:04,330 --> 00:19:05,330 Of course I... 313 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:11,430 No. 314 00:19:11,690 --> 00:19:12,690 Maybe. 315 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,850 Look, my point is this. 316 00:19:15,870 --> 00:19:18,730 That you just gotta hope 317 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,800 that you did it for a reason. 318 00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:24,540 And I mean a good reason. 319 00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:28,940 And Hailey's a damn good reason. 320 00:19:30,350 --> 00:19:31,790 Can I tell you a secret? 321 00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:34,589 One I stinky pinky swore never to tell? 322 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:35,420 What? 323 00:19:35,421 --> 00:19:38,010 When Hailey and I were at the Sonny Shine show... 324 00:19:39,510 --> 00:19:41,220 The whole reason she snuck away 325 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,330 was so Sonny could hear her wish. 326 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:47,370 Her one wish she'd waited her whole life. 327 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,699 - Hailey's wish was... - Hold that thought. 328 00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:53,610 I'm about to get a little road rage-y. 329 00:19:53,870 --> 00:19:54,870 What the... 330 00:20:05,850 --> 00:20:08,260 I think we can agree this one was not my fault. 331 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,710 Officer, is there something wrong? 332 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,360 What the hell are you doing in Blue's car? 333 00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:26,400 You know, at a certain point, sticking your gun in my face, 334 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,989 it's, you know... kinda loses its specialness. 335 00:20:28,990 --> 00:20:31,079 Laws of diminishing returns and all that. 336 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,449 I mean, you want me to take you seriously, 337 00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:34,570 at some point you're gonna have to pull that trigger. 338 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,540 Aww, for crying out loud. 339 00:20:40,150 --> 00:20:41,690 Give me your keys, again. 340 00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:44,690 Let's do this. 341 00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:47,550 We get Blue, we get your kid. 342 00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:50,319 Listen to her, what is this we stuff? 343 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,450 I didn't know, all right? 344 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,309 There were a lot of things I looked the other way, 345 00:20:54,310 --> 00:20:56,649 but the kids... I didn't know, Nick. 346 00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:58,780 You gotta fucking believe me. Nick? 347 00:20:59,330 --> 00:21:01,000 It's Amanda. Amanda? 348 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,720 Merry, I'm in trouble. 349 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,330 It's him, it's gotta be. 350 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:06,570 Amanda, it's me. 351 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:07,740 Where are you? 352 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,480 Nick? Oh. 353 00:21:10,910 --> 00:21:13,229 He's got her, it's gotta be him. 354 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,080 Who has her? 355 00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:15,690 Sonny Shine. 356 00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:17,140 She needs you. 357 00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:18,550 Amanda, listen to me. 358 00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:20,100 Amanda? 359 00:21:20,470 --> 00:21:21,470 Amanda? 360 00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:23,700 What the hell? 361 00:21:23,701 --> 00:21:25,110 What the hell's a Sonny Shine? 362 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,925 *He's the one with the rainbow castle* 363 00:21:27,926 --> 00:21:29,939 *A friend to you and me* 364 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:31,229 He'd never hurt Hailey. 365 00:21:31,230 --> 00:21:33,359 He's got Shine Tower 58th and Lex, let's go. 366 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,090 He doesn't live in a tower. 367 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:37,430 Sonny lives in a castle. I saw it myself. 368 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:38,220 What, wait. 369 00:21:38,221 --> 00:21:39,789 What did you say? 370 00:21:39,790 --> 00:21:40,809 Hailey and I went there. 371 00:21:40,810 --> 00:21:41,980 Oh, Amanda took us. 372 00:21:41,990 --> 00:21:43,639 It was the best day ever. 373 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,299 It's a great big building with a great big gate. 374 00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:48,790 And there were lights, and cameras, and... 375 00:21:48,950 --> 00:21:50,240 Lights and cameras? 376 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,870 It was you. 377 00:22:00,020 --> 00:22:01,410 I didn't want it to be. 378 00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:04,980 I told myself lies not to believe it. 379 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,370 Those spray-tanned apes were a disgrace... 380 00:22:14,260 --> 00:22:15,410 To apes. 381 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,210 They threaded their eyebrows, Isa. 382 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,560 They waxed their armpits. 383 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,689 I needed gangsters, 384 00:22:22,690 --> 00:22:25,060 and you gave me Spandau Ballet. 385 00:22:28,190 --> 00:22:29,970 You think you know all the secrets? 386 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:35,490 I have done things... 387 00:22:36,390 --> 00:22:39,540 Things that you couldn't possibly imagine. 388 00:22:42,010 --> 00:22:43,270 I had no choice. 389 00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:45,459 But once I get that password, 390 00:22:45,460 --> 00:22:47,670 those days are over. 391 00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:50,810 I answer to no one. 392 00:22:54,030 --> 00:22:55,500 You gonna answer to that? 393 00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:03,430 I had a visit today 394 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,440 from a mother looking for her daughter. 395 00:23:06,550 --> 00:23:08,659 I can give you eight good reasons 396 00:23:08,660 --> 00:23:10,029 why this makes me upset. 397 00:23:10,030 --> 00:23:11,869 I want them signed, sealed, 398 00:23:11,870 --> 00:23:14,640 and delivered tomorrow, Christmas morning. 399 00:23:14,820 --> 00:23:15,930 And if they're not, 400 00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:18,850 it won't be me who gets exterminated! 401 00:23:23,060 --> 00:23:25,239 You came to me an unwashed, 402 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:30,090 unkempt, motley assortment of... Oh, God, who am I kidding? 403 00:23:30,260 --> 00:23:33,380 I cannot wait to get rid of you petri dishes. 404 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,780 Ugh, especially you. 405 00:23:36,970 --> 00:23:38,819 This is not the end of your journey, 406 00:23:38,820 --> 00:23:40,970 but the beginning, blah, blah, blah. 407 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,979 You were plucked from obscurity to serve a greater purpose, 408 00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:45,190 yadda, yadda, whatever. 409 00:23:46,130 --> 00:23:47,570 There were successes... 410 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:52,970 And there were disasters. 411 00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:56,900 Congratulations, Kenji. 412 00:23:56,950 --> 00:24:00,070 You have achieved top honors because you're Asian. 413 00:24:00,350 --> 00:24:02,390 And as a reward, you will go first. 414 00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:05,440 Your new parents will be very, very proud, 415 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:08,550 assuming you survive the packaging process. 416 00:24:22,410 --> 00:24:23,410 Mister? 417 00:24:24,470 --> 00:24:25,470 What is it? 418 00:24:26,310 --> 00:24:28,430 I need to go to the bathroom. 419 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,360 Oh, for God's sake. 420 00:24:30,370 --> 00:24:32,790 I told you to go before we started packaging. 421 00:24:34,020 --> 00:24:35,170 Fine, go. 422 00:24:37,930 --> 00:24:39,720 There it is, Nick, 423 00:24:39,740 --> 00:24:41,870 home of the Rainbow Castle. 424 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,169 Well, if that doesn't scream perv, 425 00:24:43,170 --> 00:24:44,420 I don't know what does. 426 00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:45,450 When I look at it, 427 00:24:45,451 --> 00:24:47,429 all I see is, "Let's play!" 428 00:24:47,430 --> 00:24:49,110 - Exactly. - Look. 429 00:24:49,950 --> 00:24:51,570 Checking front entrance now. 430 00:24:52,610 --> 00:24:54,350 Is that normal for children's TV? 431 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,410 You tell me, pops. 432 00:24:57,170 --> 00:24:58,170 Funny. 433 00:25:01,580 --> 00:25:02,580 All right, look, 434 00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:06,970 I gotta talk to this little, blue, um... 435 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:08,869 Well, you keep saying that, 436 00:25:08,870 --> 00:25:10,989 but I've never seen one with wings on its back 437 00:25:10,990 --> 00:25:12,519 and a thing coming out of it's... 438 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:13,670 I mean, we call it a... 439 00:25:15,220 --> 00:25:16,220 Go on. 440 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,569 All right, you, look at me. 441 00:25:23,570 --> 00:25:26,029 Happilocus Imaginus, Defender of Zork, 442 00:25:26,030 --> 00:25:27,569 First Knight of the Cupcake Kingdom, 443 00:25:27,570 --> 00:25:29,339 hero of the Frosting Wars. 444 00:25:29,340 --> 00:25:30,890 Reporting for duty, sir! 445 00:25:33,690 --> 00:25:34,940 She's counting on you. 446 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,420 I'm counting on you. 447 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:41,700 Go find Hailey. 448 00:25:46,220 --> 00:25:47,220 What? 449 00:25:57,580 --> 00:25:58,860 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 450 00:25:58,880 --> 00:25:59,880 all right, look. 451 00:25:59,940 --> 00:26:01,439 We got a big building here, so... 452 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:02,230 Let's split up. 453 00:26:02,231 --> 00:26:03,589 I'll take the front. 454 00:26:03,590 --> 00:26:04,590 I'll take the back. 455 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:09,800 You good? 456 00:26:09,801 --> 00:26:10,990 Mm, yeah. 457 00:26:17,370 --> 00:26:18,979 You got this idea that your ex 458 00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:20,449 is some kind of wounded flower. 459 00:26:20,450 --> 00:26:22,370 Amanda's a goddamn pit bull, 460 00:26:23,420 --> 00:26:25,480 with one hell of a right cross, by the way. 461 00:26:26,020 --> 00:26:27,530 She can take care of herself. 462 00:26:34,740 --> 00:26:36,630 Assunta, open the door. 463 00:26:39,940 --> 00:26:41,409 It's the Old Don's password. 464 00:26:41,410 --> 00:26:43,480 Mikey has it and he's going to give it to Blue. 465 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:53,520 Okay. 466 00:26:53,620 --> 00:26:54,620 Wait, what? 467 00:26:57,570 --> 00:26:59,649 Yes, yes, that's why we must stop him. 468 00:26:59,650 --> 00:27:00,920 Open the door, please. 469 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,610 Okay, all right. 470 00:27:05,730 --> 00:27:08,530 Mamma... 471 00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:14,150 Nonna... 472 00:27:14,270 --> 00:27:18,799 Bisnonna... 473 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,529 I should've never let Mikey get on that plane. 474 00:27:20,530 --> 00:27:22,000 I just wanted him to have a good... 475 00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:29,800 No talisman. 476 00:27:40,990 --> 00:27:42,180 Talisman. 477 00:27:45,050 --> 00:27:49,570 So, as the thread weaves a tapestry 478 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:52,670 of space and time, 479 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,810 so does your brother's soul 480 00:27:56,180 --> 00:27:57,490 unwind. 481 00:28:01,050 --> 00:28:03,020 That is not a talisman. 482 00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:06,100 That is a ball of yarn. 483 00:28:06,510 --> 00:28:07,740 Talisman. 484 00:28:07,780 --> 00:28:09,539 That is a cat toy. 485 00:28:09,540 --> 00:28:10,440 Talisman! 486 00:28:10,441 --> 00:28:12,790 After 20 years 487 00:28:13,030 --> 00:28:15,390 of tithes and offerings 488 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,810 and defending you, 489 00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:18,510 this is all you've got for me? 490 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:19,520 A cat toy? 491 00:28:19,620 --> 00:28:21,860 And after all these years, 492 00:28:22,070 --> 00:28:23,850 you lost your faith? 493 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,480 This is more about you 494 00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:30,480 than about me. 495 00:28:54,090 --> 00:28:56,190 "Who are you looking for?" 496 00:28:56,220 --> 00:28:58,900 Shine, Shine, Shine... 497 00:29:41,270 --> 00:29:42,270 Keep loading. 498 00:29:43,310 --> 00:29:45,070 I have something I need to take care of. 499 00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:04,760 Hailey! 500 00:30:05,990 --> 00:30:08,140 Hailey! 501 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,040 Oh, presents. 502 00:30:11,220 --> 00:30:12,610 What the? 503 00:31:56,950 --> 00:31:57,950 Sit up straight. 504 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,140 Eat your vegetables. 505 00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:05,110 Put down that smartphone or tablet. 506 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,470 The common refrain of the typical American parent. 507 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:10,610 Ah, Smoothie. 508 00:32:12,090 --> 00:32:13,420 Time to dance, bitch. 509 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:15,790 Of course it does. 510 00:32:17,270 --> 00:32:18,570 But did you listen? 511 00:32:18,890 --> 00:32:20,989 No, you didn't, 512 00:32:20,990 --> 00:32:22,910 and now here we are. 513 00:32:23,910 --> 00:32:25,439 Starting today, your little lives 514 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,990 will change in ways you could never have imagined. 515 00:32:28,390 --> 00:32:29,989 There will be moments when you will wonder 516 00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:32,210 what you have done to deserve these... 517 00:33:00,170 --> 00:33:01,870 Nighty-night. 518 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,700 What the hell is this? 519 00:33:14,010 --> 00:33:16,470 I saw you, ‭you were just standing there, 520 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:17,819 fingering yourself. 521 00:33:17,820 --> 00:33:19,730 Why is this truck still here? 522 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,620 It's all loaded up, Mr. Scaramucci. 523 00:33:21,810 --> 00:33:22,829 We heard gunshots. 524 00:33:22,830 --> 00:33:23,590 Smoothie said that... 525 00:33:23,591 --> 00:33:24,750 Smoothie said? 526 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:26,680 Smoothie... 527 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:28,840 Where is he? 528 00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:45,950 Smile. 529 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,120 Fuck you. 530 00:33:52,570 --> 00:33:54,719 I knew this day would come. 531 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:58,069 Our destiny is in the stars. 532 00:33:58,070 --> 00:33:59,959 You do see that, Sax, don't you? 533 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:01,919 You're not gonna ask me my sign, are you? 534 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:03,999 The universe, it conspired 535 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,569 to bring us back together again 536 00:34:05,570 --> 00:34:09,080 so that a movable object could finally meet 537 00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:11,210 irresistible force. 538 00:34:12,150 --> 00:34:13,180 Which one am I? 539 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:17,620 The dumb one. 540 00:34:19,610 --> 00:34:23,859 Now, I have been thinking a lot lately 541 00:34:23,860 --> 00:34:27,849 about what I would do if our paths ever crossed again. 542 00:34:27,850 --> 00:34:28,560 That makes two of us. 543 00:34:28,561 --> 00:34:30,389 See? See? 544 00:34:30,390 --> 00:34:32,050 It's destiny. 545 00:34:33,540 --> 00:34:34,760 Clearly, 546 00:34:35,410 --> 00:34:40,870 you are a man who must be broken. 547 00:34:41,190 --> 00:34:42,190 I am? 548 00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:43,720 But... 549 00:34:45,430 --> 00:34:48,379 What is pain to someone like you? 550 00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:51,469 What is death to someone like you? 551 00:34:51,470 --> 00:34:55,129 That is a very curious problem. 552 00:34:55,130 --> 00:34:56,130 Vexing. 553 00:34:56,550 --> 00:34:58,439 You have disarmed me, Sax. 554 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,399 All of my usual weapons, they just seem so inadequate. 555 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,339 And my tried and true methods, 556 00:35:03,340 --> 00:35:04,540 they seem so... 557 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,380 impotent. 558 00:35:09,420 --> 00:35:11,109 Torture, murder... 559 00:35:11,110 --> 00:35:11,810 They're hobbies. 560 00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:12,640 - Exactly. - Yeah. 561 00:35:12,641 --> 00:35:15,910 All trifles to a man who would cheerfully 562 00:35:15,990 --> 00:35:18,400 die in agony. 563 00:35:21,510 --> 00:35:23,820 I am going to show you something 564 00:35:23,950 --> 00:35:26,610 that I bet you never thought you'd see. 565 00:35:29,020 --> 00:35:33,389 I am going to show you why they call me Smoothie. 566 00:35:33,390 --> 00:35:34,940 But I wasn't curious. 567 00:35:36,550 --> 00:35:38,019 You don't need to do that, let's, no... 568 00:35:38,020 --> 00:35:39,039 Let's just put that right back on. 569 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:40,550 - Just... - Yeah, no. 570 00:35:41,330 --> 00:35:42,760 Aww, fuck me. 571 00:35:56,550 --> 00:35:58,570 Holy shit. 572 00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,609 Yikes, ugly lady. 573 00:36:00,610 --> 00:36:02,150 It's not nice to sneak up on people. 574 00:36:02,220 --> 00:36:03,759 Come on, I found Hailey. 575 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,429 The bad guys are loading the kids on a truck. 576 00:36:05,430 --> 00:36:07,340 Now, let's grab Nick before it's too late. 577 00:36:07,860 --> 00:36:08,660 Where are you going? 578 00:36:08,661 --> 00:36:09,870 The wrong way, that's where. 579 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,060 Nick is this way. 580 00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:12,669 I know because he believes in me, 581 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:14,199 it's like a homing signal, 582 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,429 l-like in that movie, 583 00:36:15,430 --> 00:36:16,739 where the iguana phones home. 584 00:36:16,740 --> 00:36:18,800 Remember? Beep, beep, beep, beep. 585 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:22,860 There we go. 586 00:36:24,290 --> 00:36:26,120 No, this way, this way, this way. 587 00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:28,830 Dumb as a soup sandwich. 588 00:36:32,750 --> 00:36:35,650 This way, this way. 589 00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:37,029 You're almost there, just... 590 00:36:37,030 --> 00:36:38,510 No, do... ugh. 591 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,800 Yes, go, go, go, go! 592 00:36:49,380 --> 00:36:50,570 Are you cozy? 593 00:37:03,580 --> 00:37:04,650 Sax, 594 00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:07,010 relax. 595 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:18,759 I am become destroyer of worlds! 596 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:22,220 I will destroy your world, you motherfucker! 597 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,589 No! 598 00:37:24,590 --> 00:37:26,760 Yes! Yes! 599 00:37:26,850 --> 00:37:28,040 Damn you! 600 00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:44,539 Nick! Holy guacamole, Nick! 601 00:37:44,540 --> 00:37:45,780 That was close, buddy. 602 00:37:45,910 --> 00:37:47,030 We got here just... 603 00:37:47,270 --> 00:37:48,150 In the... 604 00:37:48,210 --> 00:37:49,210 In the nick of... 605 00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:53,170 Oh, jelly beans. 606 00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,360 Get it out of me. 607 00:38:05,850 --> 00:38:07,180 Okay, take 'em. 608 00:38:19,860 --> 00:38:22,199 It's gone, the truck just left! 609 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,369 It just left. 610 00:38:23,370 --> 00:38:25,129 Good boy, remember, 611 00:38:25,130 --> 00:38:27,319 those presents better be deliver... 612 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:28,830 They'll be there! 613 00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:54,250 Mr. Scaramucci, 614 00:38:56,060 --> 00:38:57,060 are you all right? 615 00:39:02,430 --> 00:39:03,480 What am I? 616 00:39:07,110 --> 00:39:08,280 What the hell am I? 617 00:39:08,990 --> 00:39:09,990 You... 618 00:39:10,870 --> 00:39:11,910 You're the boss. 619 00:39:13,930 --> 00:39:15,370 I'm the boss of nothing. 620 00:39:17,010 --> 00:39:18,010 I'm... 621 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:23,000 I'm an errand boy for psychopaths. 622 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:29,140 Look, don't say that, Mr. Scaramucci. 623 00:39:35,530 --> 00:39:37,330 If I had that password... 624 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,470 If I only had that goddamn passwo... 625 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,150 Truck, Nick! The truck's getting away! 626 00:40:15,170 --> 00:40:17,360 Ah, fuck. 627 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:06,360 Hailey! 628 00:41:11,340 --> 00:41:12,790 Nick, hurry! 629 00:41:17,350 --> 00:41:18,060 Hailey! 630 00:41:18,070 --> 00:41:19,250 Hailey! 631 00:41:40,210 --> 00:41:42,570 We're too late, she's gone. 632 00:41:50,890 --> 00:41:53,120 Good, you two have met.