1 00:00:05,576 --> 00:00:07,757 Come on! It's ten to bloody nine! 2 00:00:07,857 --> 00:00:09,856 All right! 3 00:00:11,937 --> 00:00:13,937 I'll be late for bloody work. 4 00:00:15,498 --> 00:00:17,977 How'd your first week go? 5 00:00:18,778 --> 00:00:20,238 All right. 6 00:00:20,338 --> 00:00:22,158 English isn't bad. 7 00:00:22,259 --> 00:00:23,839 The teacher's called Mr Hodgson. 8 00:00:23,939 --> 00:00:24,998 He swears a little bit, you know, 9 00:00:25,098 --> 00:00:27,099 to try and make himself look cool. 10 00:00:27,659 --> 00:00:29,720 Performance arts is fine. 11 00:00:29,820 --> 00:00:31,479 We play this game 12 00:00:31,579 --> 00:00:32,319 where you have to say 13 00:00:32,419 --> 00:00:33,800 "She stood upon the balcony, 14 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:35,400 inimitably mimicking him hiccuping 15 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:37,921 and amicably welcoming him in." 16 00:00:38,021 --> 00:00:40,020 - You have to say it as fast as you can. 17 00:00:40,420 --> 00:00:41,521 - I have to sit next to this kid 18 00:00:41,621 --> 00:00:43,441 called Andrew Johnson, 19 00:00:43,541 --> 00:00:45,321 who smells intensely of garlic. 20 00:00:45,421 --> 00:00:46,681 - You know he told me that he has 21 00:00:46,781 --> 00:00:48,962 a garlic baguette for supper every night. 22 00:00:49,062 --> 00:00:51,382 - Do I look different? 23 00:00:52,782 --> 00:00:53,642 - What do you mean? 24 00:00:53,742 --> 00:00:55,743 - I'm all sweating. 25 00:00:56,423 --> 00:00:57,603 - Did I tell you I'm going 26 00:00:57,703 --> 00:00:58,723 for the change? 27 00:00:58,823 --> 00:01:00,823 - You had mentioned it, yeah. 28 00:01:01,863 --> 00:01:03,864 - Bloody, I love this song. 29 00:01:04,424 --> 00:01:06,445 - Oh, come on. 30 00:01:06,545 --> 00:01:07,124 - Mom! 31 00:01:07,224 --> 00:01:09,624 You can't cry to the Spice Girls! 32 00:01:10,345 --> 00:01:12,505 - Not exactly Girl Power is it? 33 00:01:13,905 --> 00:01:15,905 - Hey, d'you reckon they'd let you and me join? 34 00:01:16,305 --> 00:01:18,366 - Oh yeah, and who would I be? 35 00:01:18,466 --> 00:01:20,606 - Underactive thyroid Spice? 36 00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:22,706 - I could be menopause Spice. 37 00:01:37,188 --> 00:01:39,208 Sometimes, when you're telling a lie, 38 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:40,769 the more detail you go into, 39 00:01:40,869 --> 00:01:43,909 the more even you start to believe that it might be true. 40 00:01:45,909 --> 00:01:47,910 The bit about the swearing English teacher? 41 00:01:48,470 --> 00:01:50,169 He's based on my uncle Mark, 42 00:01:50,269 --> 00:01:51,410 who thinks 43 00:01:51,510 --> 00:01:52,970 dropping the F-word into every sentence 44 00:01:53,070 --> 00:01:54,891 makes him seem cool 45 00:01:54,991 --> 00:01:57,130 The bit about the performance arts game? 46 00:01:57,230 --> 00:01:58,371 Well it was a tongue twister 47 00:01:58,471 --> 00:02:00,471 I got last Christmas in a cracker. 48 00:02:00,991 --> 00:02:02,052 And the bit about the kid 49 00:02:02,152 --> 00:02:04,011 who eats garlic bread all the time? 50 00:02:04,111 --> 00:02:06,312 That's autobiographical. 51 00:02:07,312 --> 00:02:09,673 The truth is, that I've not been to college 52 00:02:09,993 --> 00:02:11,992 since I set the alarm off. 53 00:02:12,472 --> 00:02:14,473 Missed the whole first week. 54 00:02:15,033 --> 00:02:17,254 The truth is, I'm becoming so good 55 00:02:17,354 --> 00:02:18,573 at talking bollocks 56 00:02:18,673 --> 00:02:19,933 that I'm thinking 57 00:02:20,034 --> 00:02:22,034 of going professional. 58 00:02:24,755 --> 00:02:27,635 - What about Bullshit Spice? 59 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,660 - So, how did you figure out 60 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:12,341 I wasn't going? 61 00:03:12,441 --> 00:03:13,421 - When a parent asks a child 62 00:03:13,521 --> 00:03:15,581 how school was and they give more 63 00:03:15,681 --> 00:03:18,241 than a one-word answer, suspicious. 64 00:03:19,162 --> 00:03:20,622 - And just the way you were. 65 00:03:20,722 --> 00:03:22,301 - My instincts told me 66 00:03:22,401 --> 00:03:24,402 something wasn't quite right. 67 00:03:25,042 --> 00:03:26,623 - Plus, they rang me, 68 00:03:26,723 --> 00:03:28,723 told me you haven't been coming in. 69 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:30,783 - I told you last week, 70 00:03:30,883 --> 00:03:31,823 I was having a cigarette. 71 00:03:31,923 --> 00:03:32,663 - Where? 72 00:03:32,763 --> 00:03:34,224 - I didn't set the alarm off. 73 00:03:34,324 --> 00:03:36,543 - You were seen by the fire door. 74 00:03:36,643 --> 00:03:38,644 - What can I tell you? 75 00:03:38,964 --> 00:03:40,224 - I know it was you who did it, 76 00:03:40,324 --> 00:03:41,265 and when I get proof... 77 00:03:41,365 --> 00:03:42,785 - Why would I set the alarm off? 78 00:03:42,885 --> 00:03:45,385 - ... and when I get proof, you're in for it. 79 00:03:45,485 --> 00:03:47,485 - I'm not messing about this time. 80 00:03:51,885 --> 00:03:54,446 - Liam, honestly? 81 00:03:57,087 --> 00:03:59,086 - Mrs Earl? 82 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:02,807 Time to face the music 83 00:04:04,288 --> 00:04:06,287 - So, Rae, what's going on? 84 00:04:08,008 --> 00:04:10,108 - Why have you been skipping classes? 85 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:11,828 - Did something happened? 86 00:04:11,928 --> 00:04:13,788 - No. Nothing happened 87 00:04:13,888 --> 00:04:15,269 - Do you remember those conversations we had, 88 00:04:15,369 --> 00:04:16,909 when you were thinking 89 00:04:17,009 --> 00:04:18,310 about applying? 90 00:04:18,410 --> 00:04:19,389 - You said you thought you were ready 91 00:04:19,489 --> 00:04:21,490 for the stresses of college life. 92 00:04:22,690 --> 00:04:23,710 - When someone asks you a question 93 00:04:23,810 --> 00:04:24,870 you give a response. 94 00:04:24,970 --> 00:04:26,970 - 'Called conversation, Rae. 95 00:04:30,091 --> 00:04:31,951 - Yeah, I remember. 96 00:04:32,051 --> 00:04:32,831 - Well maybe this is a sign 97 00:04:32,931 --> 00:04:34,791 that you're not ready. 98 00:04:34,891 --> 00:04:35,751 - There's an argument to be made 99 00:04:35,851 --> 00:04:36,952 for deferring a year. 100 00:04:37,052 --> 00:04:38,672 - No, please, please don't make me do that, 101 00:04:38,772 --> 00:04:39,672 I don't want that. 102 00:04:39,772 --> 00:04:40,512 That way, you can come back 103 00:04:40,612 --> 00:04:41,552 when you're a bit stronger. 104 00:04:41,652 --> 00:04:42,832 - No, please, that's not what I want. 105 00:04:42,932 --> 00:04:43,993 - Well, why don't you tell me 106 00:04:44,093 --> 00:04:46,093 what you do want? 107 00:04:46,573 --> 00:04:49,333 - I want to be treated the same as everyone else. 108 00:04:51,654 --> 00:04:52,634 - Okay, then I'm giving you 109 00:04:52,734 --> 00:04:54,714 a formal warning. 110 00:04:54,814 --> 00:04:55,674 If you break the rules again, 111 00:04:55,774 --> 00:04:56,874 I you misbehave, skip classes, 112 00:04:56,974 --> 00:04:58,315 then we are gonna have to talk seriously 113 00:04:58,415 --> 00:05:00,975 about you deferring. 114 00:05:01,614 --> 00:05:02,555 - Understood? 115 00:05:02,655 --> 00:05:03,595 - Yes. 116 00:05:03,695 --> 00:05:05,696 - And she's sorry, aren't you Rae? 117 00:05:07,256 --> 00:05:09,436 - Yeah. 118 00:05:09,536 --> 00:05:11,036 As Uncle Mark might say, 119 00:05:11,136 --> 00:05:13,337 " Am I fuck fucking sorry? 120 00:05:13,657 --> 00:05:15,656 Fuck the fuck off!" 121 00:05:18,297 --> 00:05:19,677 - There she is. 122 00:05:19,777 --> 00:05:21,638 Where the fuck have you been? 123 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:23,917 I've been worried about you. 124 00:05:24,017 --> 00:05:25,358 - I thought I was supposed to be 125 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:27,458 your stereotyped gay best friend. 126 00:05:28,619 --> 00:05:30,618 - Sorry, Chuck. 127 00:05:34,419 --> 00:05:36,400 - Why do you come here, Archie? 128 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:38,499 - Need the grades to get into Dunham. 129 00:05:39,260 --> 00:05:40,600 - Why do you wanna come here? 130 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:42,701 - I don't know. 131 00:05:45,660 --> 00:05:46,921 - Wait. 132 00:05:47,021 --> 00:05:49,021 - Are you wearing a rugby top? 133 00:05:50,422 --> 00:05:52,421 - Yeah. 134 00:05:55,142 --> 00:05:58,103 - When did you start smoking? 135 00:06:00,062 --> 00:06:03,263 - Archie! What is going on with you? 136 00:06:03,903 --> 00:06:04,844 - Come on. 137 00:06:04,944 --> 00:06:06,943 - Take a walk with me. 138 00:06:10,464 --> 00:06:11,804 - Surviving in college is all about... 139 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:13,904 blending in into the background. 140 00:06:15,585 --> 00:06:16,885 - If anyone knows anything 141 00:06:16,985 --> 00:06:18,365 about staying under the radar, 142 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:19,605 it's uncle Archie. 143 00:06:19,705 --> 00:06:22,485 - You know it's really creepy 144 00:06:22,585 --> 00:06:24,326 when you say that, don't you? 145 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:26,426 - Noted 146 00:06:26,946 --> 00:06:28,126 - Arch 147 00:06:28,226 --> 00:06:29,126 - Easy Macca. 148 00:06:29,226 --> 00:06:29,966 -Got light? 149 00:06:30,066 --> 00:06:30,927 - Yeah. 150 00:06:31,027 --> 00:06:32,207 - Did you see what Maggie Tolson 151 00:06:32,307 --> 00:06:33,047 was wearing today? 152 00:06:33,147 --> 00:06:35,147 - Well, you could choke a dozen camels on those one. 153 00:06:35,667 --> 00:06:37,968 - I wish I was a dozen camels. 154 00:06:38,068 --> 00:06:39,168 - Nice one yeah? 155 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:41,267 - Nice one mate. 156 00:06:44,268 --> 00:06:47,069 - Look at me. 157 00:06:47,429 --> 00:06:49,329 - There's only one rule, understand? 158 00:06:49,429 --> 00:06:51,429 - Yeah. 159 00:06:53,030 --> 00:06:56,310 - Stay under the radar. 160 00:07:02,190 --> 00:07:04,271 - Wow. What have you come as???? 161 00:07:04,671 --> 00:07:05,691 On the first day, do you remember 162 00:07:05,791 --> 00:07:06,691 that dress I was wearing? 163 00:07:06,791 --> 00:07:08,492 - And I saw that other girl wearing it? 164 00:07:08,592 --> 00:07:09,851 - Well the other day, I saw two girls 165 00:07:09,951 --> 00:07:10,892 in the same dress. 166 00:07:10,992 --> 00:07:11,572 - And one with nearly 167 00:07:11,672 --> 00:07:12,972 the exact same shoes on. 168 00:07:13,072 --> 00:07:14,573 - I'm not taking chances anymore. 169 00:07:14,673 --> 00:07:15,773 - I hate this place. 170 00:07:15,873 --> 00:07:17,872 It's like I'm invisible. 171 00:07:18,593 --> 00:07:19,473 - Oh my god, this is Stacey Stringfellow's gang. 172 00:07:19,553 --> 00:07:21,293 - Who's Stacey Stringfellow? 173 00:07:21,393 --> 00:07:22,394 - Rae, if you're in with them, then you're in. 174 00:07:22,474 --> 00:07:23,014 - In where? 175 00:07:23,114 --> 00:07:24,173 - With the boys. - Which boys? 176 00:07:24,273 --> 00:07:24,733 - The fit boys. 177 00:07:24,833 --> 00:07:25,353 - I've got a boyfriend 178 00:07:25,433 --> 00:07:27,434 - Well I haven't. Hi Stacey! 179 00:07:31,554 --> 00:07:33,555 - Oh my god, she's just completely dumped me. 180 00:07:34,835 --> 00:07:36,836 - I can't even process this. 181 00:07:43,356 --> 00:07:45,556 - He's been looking for you, you know. 182 00:07:48,037 --> 00:07:48,937 College wasn't the only thing 183 00:07:49,037 --> 00:07:50,697 I'd been avoiding. 184 00:07:50,797 --> 00:07:52,377 Because of what happened at the caravan, 185 00:07:52,477 --> 00:07:53,537 I'd stayed away from him. 186 00:07:53,637 --> 00:07:55,458 I didn't wanna be the girl who couldn't get undressed 187 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:57,738 in front of her boyfriend. 188 00:07:57,838 --> 00:07:59,618 I really missed him, and smelling 189 00:07:59,718 --> 00:08:01,718 his jacket was no substitute whatsoever. 190 00:08:02,519 --> 00:08:04,059 - Finn rang again 191 00:08:04,159 --> 00:08:06,439 - What did you say? 192 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:09,259 - Well, I didn't know what to say, so I told him you've had 193 00:08:09,359 --> 00:08:10,540 a glandular fever. 194 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:11,620 - What? 195 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:12,860 - Well, last time when I said 196 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,740 you'd gone to France, you got a right cob on. 197 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,180 - That is the most stupid thing... 198 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:16,860 - Yeah, well 199 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:17,821 maybe we're not all as good 200 00:08:17,921 --> 00:08:20,041 at lying as you are, Rae. 201 00:08:22,881 --> 00:08:25,062 - Just stop avoiding him! 202 00:08:25,162 --> 00:08:27,162 - I'm not avoiding him. 203 00:08:37,403 --> 00:08:40,224 - You've got through your first full day at college, okay, 204 00:08:40,324 --> 00:08:42,683 and I'm proud of you. 205 00:08:45,244 --> 00:08:47,705 - You're not gonna cry, are you? 206 00:08:47,805 --> 00:08:48,385 - You just... 207 00:08:48,485 --> 00:08:49,704 - You can't spend your life 208 00:08:49,804 --> 00:08:51,805 running away form stuff. 209 00:08:53,005 --> 00:08:55,286 - There's a history of that in this family. 210 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:10,067 My mom was right 211 00:09:10,167 --> 00:09:12,908 about once every three years 212 00:09:13,008 --> 00:09:14,668 But I had a feeling 213 00:09:14,768 --> 00:09:16,769 this was one of those times. 214 00:09:22,889 --> 00:09:25,529 - I was starting to think you'd left the country. 215 00:09:26,089 --> 00:09:27,390 - Or at least Lincolnshire. 216 00:09:27,490 --> 00:09:28,670 - I thought about it. 217 00:09:28,770 --> 00:09:29,790 - Not... Not that I've missed you 218 00:09:29,890 --> 00:09:30,470 or anything. 219 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,590 - No? 220 00:09:32,690 --> 00:09:34,691 - Okay, I might have thought about you once. 221 00:09:35,771 --> 00:09:37,771 - All right, twice. 222 00:09:39,611 --> 00:09:41,732 - I was gonna come down, actually, but 223 00:09:42,052 --> 00:09:43,112 your mom said something about... 224 00:09:43,212 --> 00:09:44,512 - Listen... 225 00:09:44,612 --> 00:09:46,612 - I was just a bit, 226 00:09:46,972 --> 00:09:48,752 out of it. 227 00:09:48,852 --> 00:09:50,273 - And I didn't wanna tell you, 228 00:09:50,373 --> 00:09:52,694 because I didn't wanna drag you into it. 229 00:09:54,493 --> 00:09:56,494 - I don't, I don't mind that you've got stuff. 230 00:09:57,094 --> 00:09:59,174 - Everyone's got stuff, really. 231 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,034 - But... 232 00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:03,715 - All right, lovebirds! 233 00:10:03,815 --> 00:10:04,915 - Where have you been, Raemundo? 234 00:10:05,015 --> 00:10:07,015 - I've been ready to send a sexy search party for you. 235 00:10:07,415 --> 00:10:09,535 Yes Chop, a Foster's mate, a nice one. 236 00:10:11,496 --> 00:10:13,496 - But...? 237 00:10:24,297 --> 00:10:25,717 I'd forgotten 238 00:10:25,818 --> 00:10:27,858 I'd forgotten that there's something in his lips 239 00:10:28,697 --> 00:10:30,898 And no matter how crap my life was, 240 00:10:31,338 --> 00:10:33,519 No matter how much I didn't fit in at college, 241 00:10:33,619 --> 00:10:34,599 No matter what, 242 00:10:34,699 --> 00:10:38,059 When I had his lips, I had his kiss, 243 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:40,319 and so long as I had that, 244 00:10:40,419 --> 00:10:43,499 I knew everything would be okay. 245 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:47,020 - My dad is at a conference all week, right? 246 00:10:47,941 --> 00:10:49,960 - So I was thinking, about having 247 00:10:50,060 --> 00:10:52,541 an exclusive sleepover tomorrow night 248 00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:54,961 - How exclusive? 249 00:10:55,061 --> 00:10:58,181 - Well, I was only gonna invite one person. 250 00:10:59,662 --> 00:11:01,562 - Fancy it? 251 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,123 - Yeah. 252 00:11:03,223 --> 00:11:05,002 - Yeah? 253 00:11:05,102 --> 00:11:07,103 - Yeah! 254 00:11:09,383 --> 00:11:11,163 Day two of college. 255 00:11:11,263 --> 00:11:12,323 if I could get through the day, 256 00:11:12,423 --> 00:11:14,544 I had Finn waiting for me that night. 257 00:11:15,704 --> 00:11:17,605 But, staying under the radar isn't easy 258 00:11:17,705 --> 00:11:20,504 when you're six foot tall and weigh 16 stone 259 00:11:22,025 --> 00:11:24,025 I had to be... 260 00:11:25,745 --> 00:11:27,905 bland 261 00:11:33,946 --> 00:11:35,727 - This is important 262 00:11:35,827 --> 00:11:37,827 - That is Simmy. 263 00:11:38,147 --> 00:11:39,887 - He's got this almost magical ability 264 00:11:39,987 --> 00:11:42,127 to invent a nickname for someone. 265 00:11:42,227 --> 00:11:44,228 - One that sticks for the rest of that person't life. 266 00:11:45,548 --> 00:11:47,448 - This kid here, he was in Simmy's high school. 267 00:11:47,548 --> 00:11:51,269 In swimming class he got an unfortunate crease in his trunks. 268 00:11:51,709 --> 00:11:54,729 - Simmy called him "Aquabone". It stuck. 269 00:11:54,829 --> 00:11:56,829 - It was five years ago. 270 00:11:57,990 --> 00:12:00,170 - Even his dad calls him it. 271 00:12:00,270 --> 00:12:02,270 - This gal here 272 00:12:02,950 --> 00:12:04,890 - Simmy decided she got a big chin. 273 00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:06,971 - She lost a shoe at the year's disco... 274 00:12:07,071 --> 00:12:09,071 "Chinderella". 275 00:12:09,711 --> 00:12:11,711 - That's... 276 00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:13,692 - That's actually quite clever. 277 00:12:13,792 --> 00:12:15,531 - He's an evil genius. 278 00:12:15,631 --> 00:12:17,332 - So trust me, do not do anythin 279 00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:19,913 extraordinary around him. 280 00:12:20,593 --> 00:12:22,612 Don't look! 281 00:12:22,712 --> 00:12:24,773 Why are you looking? 282 00:12:24,873 --> 00:12:26,613 Oh bollocks, here he comes 283 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,574 Look away. Look away! 284 00:12:28,674 --> 00:12:30,994 Look. away! 285 00:12:31,314 --> 00:12:32,574 - Easy, Arch! 286 00:12:32,674 --> 00:12:34,675 - Hi Simmy! 287 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:36,334 - Hey, did you see this 288 00:12:36,434 --> 00:12:37,814 Graham Tipping's glasses mate? 289 00:12:37,914 --> 00:12:39,175 - Looks like Elton John. 290 00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:39,935 - I doubt Elton John 291 00:12:40,035 --> 00:12:40,895 sleeps on plastic sheets 292 00:12:40,995 --> 00:12:42,696 in case he pisses the bed, eh mate? 293 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,795 - Yeah ! 294 00:12:45,475 --> 00:12:46,856 - Look who it is! 295 00:12:46,956 --> 00:12:48,956 - All right, unicorn balls? 296 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,476 - Unicorn balls, where are you going man? 297 00:12:52,476 --> 00:12:54,137 - So I thought I'd take this time to talk about 298 00:12:54,237 --> 00:12:56,237 the power of positive thinking. 299 00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:02,118 - It's about seeing the good side of things. 300 00:13:03,678 --> 00:13:07,598 - It's about filling your life with things that make you happy. 301 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,439 - Sorry, sorry. 302 00:13:13,799 --> 00:13:15,800 - Put up a chair, Liam. 303 00:13:38,163 --> 00:13:40,342 - I was just about to ask the group if they could think of things 304 00:13:40,442 --> 00:13:41,863 that make them happy. 305 00:13:41,963 --> 00:13:43,963 - Oh! I'll go first. 306 00:13:44,604 --> 00:13:46,604 - Okay. 307 00:13:48,404 --> 00:13:50,404 - Every day I go to Sixth Form college 308 00:13:51,644 --> 00:13:53,145 It's shit. 309 00:13:53,245 --> 00:13:55,244 - It's like being a social experiment, 310 00:13:55,725 --> 00:13:57,745 where they keep a load of people in the same building 311 00:13:57,845 --> 00:14:00,526 and the only thing they all have in common is their age. 312 00:14:01,126 --> 00:14:02,785 - And because of this, it's populated by 313 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,306 people trying to fit in. 314 00:14:04,406 --> 00:14:06,346 - The teachers push an ideal of us. 315 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,146 - "To excell here or be a failure in life, 316 00:14:09,246 --> 00:14:11,347 learn this 15th century poem 317 00:14:11,447 --> 00:14:13,547 and hypothesize on the significance of the French revolution, 318 00:14:13,647 --> 00:14:17,527 or... Be worthless in society." 319 00:14:19,848 --> 00:14:21,849 - I feel hatred towards the whole thing. 320 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,188 - And when I feel that hatred, 321 00:14:24,288 --> 00:14:26,369 I feel happy. 322 00:14:27,529 --> 00:14:29,530 - 'Cause I realize it, that's not me. 323 00:14:30,969 --> 00:14:33,290 - They're not me, and they never will be. 324 00:14:34,210 --> 00:14:37,570 - It makes me fucking delirious! 325 00:14:45,691 --> 00:14:47,712 - Il like it on Wednesdays, when the cantine serves 326 00:14:47,812 --> 00:14:49,472 the dessert with jelly and custard. 327 00:14:49,572 --> 00:14:50,272 - Oh, yes! 328 00:14:50,372 --> 00:14:52,112 - That trayful thing. 329 00:14:52,212 --> 00:14:54,212 - Oh yeah. 330 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:02,914 - Hi ya 331 00:15:03,014 --> 00:15:05,014 - All right? 332 00:15:06,014 --> 00:15:08,074 - I liked your speech. 333 00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:10,175 - I hate college as well. 334 00:15:11,655 --> 00:15:14,955 - I, I just wanted to say... about the other day, 335 00:15:15,055 --> 00:15:16,916 when I set the alarm off, 336 00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:18,076 it was an accident. 337 00:15:18,176 --> 00:15:19,676 - I didn't see anything. 338 00:15:19,776 --> 00:15:21,236 - You're not gonna say anything are you? 339 00:15:21,336 --> 00:15:23,396 - It's just, I'm on a warning at college... 340 00:15:23,496 --> 00:15:25,497 - I didn't see anything. 341 00:15:37,298 --> 00:15:39,079 That's Finn Nelson. 342 00:15:39,179 --> 00:15:40,079 - Yeah? 343 00:15:40,179 --> 00:15:42,218 - He is the fittest lad in college. 344 00:15:42,579 --> 00:15:44,579 - I'd honestly let him do anything to me. 345 00:15:45,219 --> 00:15:47,080 - You'd let anyone do anything to you. 346 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,199 - Fuck off! 347 00:15:48,299 --> 00:15:49,640 - The best part is that he's single. 348 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:50,720 - He's not single. 349 00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:52,760 - What? Who is he going out with? 350 00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:54,861 - Some lucky bitch. 351 00:15:57,461 --> 00:15:59,081 - It doesn't matter anyway, 352 00:15:59,181 --> 00:16:01,662 he wouldn't even talk to girls like us. 353 00:16:07,462 --> 00:16:09,243 This si impossible 354 00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:12,583 How am I supposed to stay under the radar 355 00:16:13,023 --> 00:16:15,343 when everyone at college knows who Finn is? 356 00:16:16,144 --> 00:16:18,423 He's the fittest lad in college. 357 00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:21,744 And I'm... I'm... 358 00:16:25,064 --> 00:16:27,125 - Chloe... 359 00:16:27,225 --> 00:16:30,746 - How weird is it, that I'm going out with Finn? 360 00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:33,085 - You know... 361 00:16:33,185 --> 00:16:35,266 - No, be honest. 362 00:16:35,706 --> 00:16:37,567 - Right, okay. Out of ten, 363 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,006 how attractive would you say you were? 364 00:16:39,106 --> 00:16:40,166 - One 365 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,287 - Don't be stupid! 366 00:16:42,387 --> 00:16:44,247 - You're reasonably a four. 367 00:16:44,347 --> 00:16:45,447 - Thanks! 368 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:46,247 - No I mean... 369 00:16:46,347 --> 00:16:48,347 - I mean like a four at worst. 370 00:16:48,828 --> 00:16:49,648 - You know, when you're hungover 371 00:16:49,748 --> 00:16:51,568 and you ??? and stuff 372 00:16:51,668 --> 00:16:52,688 - Right. 373 00:16:52,788 --> 00:16:54,368 - Fine, Rate Finn out of ten. 374 00:16:54,468 --> 00:16:55,168 - Eleven. 375 00:16:55,268 --> 00:16:57,709 - Exactly. That isn't even possible. 376 00:16:59,069 --> 00:17:02,069 - Even Emma Coghill's sister fancies him and she's like 24. 377 00:17:02,629 --> 00:17:03,930 - And she's been with footballers. 378 00:17:04,030 --> 00:17:05,890 - So, why does he like me? 379 00:17:05,990 --> 00:17:08,010 - I don't know. Maybe you're his type, 380 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,090 or something. 381 00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:09,890 - What type would that be? 382 00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:11,171 - Curvacious. 383 00:17:11,271 --> 00:17:11,611 - Great! 384 00:17:11,711 --> 00:17:12,731 - And let's be honest 385 00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:13,610 if he likes big boobs, 386 00:17:13,710 --> 00:17:14,571 then he struck gold. 387 00:17:14,671 --> 00:17:16,671 - They are cripplingly large. 388 00:17:18,072 --> 00:17:19,972 Anyway, I'm stopping at his tonight so.. 389 00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:22,072 It's about to get happen. 390 00:17:22,712 --> 00:17:24,332 - I thought it happened at camping. 391 00:17:24,432 --> 00:17:26,493 - Oh no. No, we didn't... 392 00:17:26,593 --> 00:17:27,653 erm... Because... 393 00:17:27,753 --> 00:17:28,772 - Did he drink too much? 394 00:17:28,872 --> 00:17:29,413 - Yeah. 395 00:17:29,513 --> 00:17:30,413 - You know what, I hate that. 396 00:17:30,513 --> 00:17:31,333 - Yeah. 397 00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:33,974 - Listen, your first time is always gonna be the scariest. 398 00:17:34,074 --> 00:17:36,554 - Just, make sure he doesn't drink too much and you'll be fine! 399 00:17:37,354 --> 00:17:37,814 - But... 400 00:17:37,914 --> 00:17:40,275 - Rae! For the past four weeks or so we've talked about sex. 401 00:17:40,595 --> 00:17:44,175 - Right? Noises, positions, worst and best case scenarios. 402 00:17:44,275 --> 00:17:46,055 Handjobs techniques, blowjob techniques, 403 00:17:46,155 --> 00:17:47,656 - How sensitive men's nipples are. 404 00:17:47,756 --> 00:17:50,795 - Balls's skin, porn, anal, even, even strap-ons! 405 00:17:51,316 --> 00:17:53,496 - There's nothing else to talk about, right? Just... 406 00:17:53,596 --> 00:17:56,596 - Let him whack it in you! 407 00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,577 - Right? 408 00:18:00,677 --> 00:18:02,678 - Right. 409 00:18:13,399 --> 00:18:15,399 - Oh my god, she's here! 410 00:18:18,679 --> 00:18:20,680 - What the fuck?! 411 00:18:33,881 --> 00:18:35,862 - I told you I was thinking about doing a photoshoot. 412 00:18:35,962 --> 00:18:38,162 - And then we talked for like, erm, ninety hours? 413 00:18:39,002 --> 00:18:41,902 - And then you agreed it was a bad idea. 414 00:18:42,002 --> 00:18:42,623 - I know. 415 00:18:42,723 --> 00:18:44,763 - Why do underwear shots? 416 00:18:45,683 --> 00:18:47,683 - Well I wanted to put it on my modeling portfolio. 417 00:18:50,684 --> 00:18:52,684 - Oh my God, Rae! Everybody's staring at me. 418 00:18:57,325 --> 00:18:58,625 - Right. 419 00:18:58,725 --> 00:19:00,924 - Where are the originals? And the negatives? 420 00:19:01,605 --> 00:19:03,785 - I don't know. 421 00:19:03,885 --> 00:19:06,646 - No I took them to Lisa Goulding's party and I haven't seen them since. 422 00:19:07,286 --> 00:19:09,286 - Did you show anyone at the party? 423 00:19:13,647 --> 00:19:15,646 - I got really drunk and I showed them to Barney. 424 00:19:16,527 --> 00:19:18,067 - No, but there was over 50 people there, 425 00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:20,168 and I didn't know half of them. It could be anyone. 426 00:19:21,048 --> 00:19:23,027 - Rae, we really need to find out who's got the photos 427 00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:25,128 before they print off any new ones. 428 00:19:26,088 --> 00:19:28,089 - What other ones? 429 00:19:30,809 --> 00:19:34,530 - Oh my god, Chloe! Why would you do that? 430 00:19:34,890 --> 00:19:36,989 - I wanted to keep the glamour door open. 431 00:19:37,089 --> 00:19:39,250 Glamour door? You're 16. 432 00:19:39,570 --> 00:19:41,390 There is no door. 433 00:19:41,491 --> 00:19:44,970 - Well have you never not wanted pictures taken when you look amazing? 434 00:19:45,411 --> 00:19:48,051 - Right? When your hair's done, and you're make up, and the lighting 435 00:19:48,411 --> 00:19:51,411 and you look sexy? 436 00:19:52,251 --> 00:19:54,252 - Right? You feel sexy. 437 00:19:55,252 --> 00:19:57,252 No? 438 00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:03,493 Please, Rae. 439 00:20:12,014 --> 00:20:13,194 You mess with her, 440 00:20:13,294 --> 00:20:15,295 you mess with me 441 00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:17,955 Poor Chloe 442 00:20:18,055 --> 00:20:20,055 College is utterly barbaric. 443 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:25,256 At least I'd made it through the day under the radar, 444 00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:27,616 and now I had Finn all to myself. 445 00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:31,237 I was starting to think that me and him 446 00:20:31,337 --> 00:20:33,657 Only made sense when no one else was around 447 00:20:34,777 --> 00:20:36,597 I still didn't know why he liked me, 448 00:20:36,698 --> 00:20:38,558 but maybe Chloe had it spot on. 449 00:20:38,658 --> 00:20:40,678 Maybe I was his type. 450 00:20:40,778 --> 00:20:42,838 Now, all I needed was a bit of courage. 451 00:20:42,938 --> 00:20:44,939 Courage in any form. 452 00:20:46,459 --> 00:20:47,839 - You want it tonight, girl? 453 00:20:47,939 --> 00:20:49,939 - No, I just fancied a drink. 454 00:20:50,299 --> 00:20:51,800 - Want some? 455 00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,900 - No, I'm fine. 456 00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:57,560 - Cheers, my dear. 457 00:20:57,660 --> 00:20:59,661 - Cheers. 458 00:21:09,862 --> 00:21:11,002 You can do this. 459 00:21:11,102 --> 00:21:13,142 The first time is the scariest. Man up! 460 00:21:21,104 --> 00:21:23,203 - Where is this one? 461 00:21:23,303 --> 00:21:26,704 - Um, that is Butlins and Skegness. 462 00:21:27,984 --> 00:21:29,984 - I think I was five. 463 00:21:33,745 --> 00:21:35,746 - Is that your mom? 464 00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:38,365 - That's her, yeah. 465 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:39,606 - She's pretty. 466 00:21:39,706 --> 00:21:41,086 - Yeah. 467 00:21:41,186 --> 00:21:43,187 - Do you miss her? 468 00:21:43,866 --> 00:21:45,866 - Yeah. 469 00:21:52,747 --> 00:21:54,368 - Who is this? 470 00:21:54,468 --> 00:21:58,468 - Oh God! That's Stacey Stringfellow. 471 00:21:58,988 --> 00:22:00,368 - She goes to college. 472 00:22:00,468 --> 00:22:02,649 - Right, so, why have you got this? 473 00:22:02,749 --> 00:22:04,749 - We used to go out. 474 00:22:06,029 --> 00:22:08,469 - I told you it's been ages since someone looked at these. 475 00:22:08,830 --> 00:22:10,330 - I'll throw that one out. 476 00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:13,030 - No. It's no big deal. 477 00:22:13,470 --> 00:22:15,470 - Everyone's got exes. 478 00:22:26,352 --> 00:22:27,772 - Have a drink. 479 00:22:27,872 --> 00:22:29,872 - No, I'm fine, seriously. 480 00:22:36,953 --> 00:22:40,554 Just relax, just relax, just relax. 481 00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:42,494 He wants this 482 00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:44,594 You want this. 483 00:22:45,715 --> 00:22:47,814 - Right, I'm pouring you one. 484 00:22:47,914 --> 00:22:49,915 - Oh... Really? 485 00:22:54,356 --> 00:22:56,355 - Cheers, my dear. 486 00:23:15,279 --> 00:23:16,658 - No, no, no more. 487 00:23:16,758 --> 00:23:18,759 - Just one more. 488 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:27,540 - Cheers, my dear. 489 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,640 - Yep. Cheers, my dear. 490 00:23:33,561 --> 00:23:35,921 - I'm gonna... urm... I think I'm... 491 00:23:37,681 --> 00:23:40,401 - I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. 492 00:24:37,489 --> 00:24:39,489 - I had a freak out 493 00:24:39,930 --> 00:24:41,929 - I accidentally set an alarm off. 494 00:24:43,410 --> 00:24:44,870 - You're not gonna tell anyone, are you? 495 00:24:44,970 --> 00:24:46,030 - They'll kick me out. 496 00:24:46,130 --> 00:24:48,131 - Kester, promise me. 497 00:24:48,690 --> 00:24:50,691 - Of course, I won't. 498 00:24:52,211 --> 00:24:53,951 - What were you doing, at the time? 499 00:24:54,051 --> 00:24:56,051 - Tell me about that. 500 00:24:58,812 --> 00:25:00,832 - Hum... I was just walking down the corridor. 501 00:25:00,932 --> 00:25:02,153 - Alone? 502 00:25:02,253 --> 00:25:04,252 - Yeah. 503 00:25:05,292 --> 00:25:11,533 - No, I was... I was with Finn 504 00:25:11,933 --> 00:25:13,034 - Your boyfriend? 505 00:25:13,134 --> 00:25:15,134 - Yeah. 506 00:25:15,534 --> 00:25:17,534 - I don't get why he likes me. 507 00:25:19,854 --> 00:25:21,235 - I'm not even his type. 508 00:25:21,335 --> 00:25:24,295 - His ex was so tiny and beautiful. 509 00:25:25,935 --> 00:25:27,936 - It's embarassing to be next to him. 510 00:25:30,376 --> 00:25:32,376 - I'm embarassed for him. 511 00:25:34,736 --> 00:25:36,957 - So do you think, you can't believe 512 00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:38,517 he likes you because you can't find 513 00:25:38,617 --> 00:25:40,617 anything to like about yourself? 514 00:25:42,378 --> 00:25:44,518 - That's what we're trying to fix. 515 00:25:44,618 --> 00:25:46,158 - Well that takes ages. 516 00:25:46,258 --> 00:25:47,878 - I need a short term solution. 517 00:25:47,978 --> 00:25:49,979 - This is therapy, there are no short term solutions. 518 00:25:53,138 --> 00:25:55,459 - Fine. Short term, you've got three options. 519 00:25:56,699 --> 00:26:00,059 - One, you start facing those things you're afraid of. 520 00:26:00,419 --> 00:26:02,820 - Stop caring about what other people think, start to like yourself. 521 00:26:05,061 --> 00:26:07,720 - Option two, you could leave college. 522 00:26:07,820 --> 00:26:10,501 - Nope, I can't do that. What's option three? 523 00:26:10,901 --> 00:26:12,902 - Leave Finn. 524 00:26:14,381 --> 00:26:17,382 - I guess I'll just try option one then. 525 00:26:18,542 --> 00:26:20,203 - Yeah. 526 00:26:20,303 --> 00:26:22,302 - Yeah. 527 00:26:27,784 --> 00:26:30,584 As always, Kester was annoyingly right. 528 00:26:31,264 --> 00:26:33,624 The only real option was to face my fears. 529 00:26:34,105 --> 00:26:36,084 I had to be around Finn in college, 530 00:26:36,184 --> 00:26:38,545 not just to help my anxieties, but also 531 00:26:38,865 --> 00:26:41,706 because a circle of vultures was gathering over his head. 532 00:26:44,665 --> 00:26:46,666 Do it. Just kiss him. Fuck it. 533 00:26:47,146 --> 00:26:49,347 - Just, just kiss him. Ok. 534 00:26:50,706 --> 00:26:51,766 - Are you Rae? 535 00:26:51,866 --> 00:26:53,567 - Yeah. 536 00:26:53,667 --> 00:26:55,687 - There's a rumor going round about you. 537 00:26:55,788 --> 00:26:56,647 - What? 538 00:26:56,747 --> 00:26:58,747 - Are you going out with someone? 539 00:27:05,988 --> 00:27:07,409 - No. 540 00:27:07,509 --> 00:27:09,509 - Told you. 541 00:27:17,710 --> 00:27:18,890 I can't do it. 542 00:27:18,990 --> 00:27:20,850 I can't be near him at college. 543 00:27:20,950 --> 00:27:23,011 The vultures can circle. 544 00:27:23,111 --> 00:27:25,271 I'd rather hide than be eaten alive. 545 00:27:25,871 --> 00:27:27,611 I'd still be his girlfriend, 546 00:27:27,711 --> 00:27:29,712 just part time. 547 00:28:08,756 --> 00:28:10,377 - Do you have any idea who's got them? 548 00:28:10,477 --> 00:28:13,598 - No. Everyone's been really nice about it. 549 00:28:15,037 --> 00:28:16,978 - I've actually been asked out by a few of the lads. 550 00:28:17,078 --> 00:28:17,938 - Seriously? 551 00:28:18,038 --> 00:28:20,238 - I know. It's so inappropriate, but... 552 00:28:21,239 --> 00:28:23,018 but that's lads for you I guess. 553 00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:23,978 - Hey, Chlo. 554 00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:25,779 - Hey Stacey. Was it a good game? 555 00:28:25,879 --> 00:28:27,459 - Oh! Brutal. 556 00:28:27,559 --> 00:28:28,820 - So I'll see you later still? 557 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,919 - Yeah, definitely. 558 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,401 - What just happened? 559 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,821 - Well the girls have actually been really supportive. 560 00:28:38,921 --> 00:28:41,441 - Stacey even asked if I wanted to go for a bite to eat after college. 561 00:28:42,161 --> 00:28:44,161 - How nice is that? 562 00:28:45,081 --> 00:28:47,562 - I don't know, I'm just hoping whoever's got the pictures will stop. 563 00:28:48,042 --> 00:28:49,823 - It will all go away anyway, so... 564 00:28:49,923 --> 00:28:51,582 - Why would it all go away? 565 00:28:51,682 --> 00:28:53,663 - We need to find out who it is. 566 00:28:53,763 --> 00:28:55,103 - Or at least tell a teacher. 567 00:28:55,203 --> 00:28:57,404 - Just drop it Rae, 'cause I don't wanna talk about it, ok? 568 00:28:58,243 --> 00:29:00,243 - Ok? 569 00:29:35,768 --> 00:29:37,769 - Good afternoon. 570 00:29:38,089 --> 00:29:39,189 - Is it? 571 00:29:39,289 --> 00:29:42,649 - Listen, Rae. I need to talk to you about something. 572 00:29:43,609 --> 00:29:44,909 - Big news, yeah? 573 00:29:45,009 --> 00:29:46,670 - I'm going through the change. 574 00:29:46,770 --> 00:29:47,909 - Oh, God. 575 00:29:48,009 --> 00:29:50,330 - And I'm thinking of getting some work done. 576 00:29:51,890 --> 00:29:53,071 - What work? 577 00:29:53,171 --> 00:29:55,170 - Cosmetic surgery. 578 00:29:59,611 --> 00:30:01,611 - Are you actually insane? 579 00:30:02,251 --> 00:30:04,112 - How can we even afford that? 580 00:30:04,212 --> 00:30:08,273 - You know last week, you said that I could only throw a teabag away 581 00:30:08,373 --> 00:30:11,253 after it had made three cups of tea. 582 00:30:12,093 --> 00:30:14,333 - So all week, I've been trying to save you money 583 00:30:14,774 --> 00:30:20,374 by drinking tea that looks and tastes like ass piss, 584 00:30:20,894 --> 00:30:24,854 and now, you wanna go and throw away thousands of pounds 585 00:30:29,696 --> 00:30:32,295 - No bloody way, mom. 586 00:30:37,656 --> 00:30:39,656 - Don't cry. 587 00:30:42,057 --> 00:30:44,057 - You were doing so well. 588 00:30:48,858 --> 00:30:50,718 - I do. 589 00:30:50,818 --> 00:30:56,179 - I just want... I just want Karim to be attracted to me. 590 00:30:58,219 --> 00:31:01,259 - I'm punching well above my weight with him, Rae. 591 00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:06,780 - It's not just that he's handsome either, or that he's got this firm little body on him. 592 00:31:07,420 --> 00:31:09,981 - He is sensational in bed. 593 00:31:10,541 --> 00:31:12,600 - He attends to my every need. 594 00:31:12,700 --> 00:31:16,441 - And I feel like I've been taken by a man, possessed... 595 00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:17,682 - Yeah I get it! 596 00:31:17,782 --> 00:31:19,941 - He's hot. You like him. 597 00:31:21,742 --> 00:31:26,063 - When we're at the club, I feel people must look at us and think... 598 00:31:27,462 --> 00:31:29,463 How the bloody hell did that happen? 599 00:31:30,383 --> 00:31:32,384 - You know what I mean? 600 00:31:38,744 --> 00:31:40,745 - Yeah 601 00:31:44,585 --> 00:31:46,586 - Do you want a brew? 602 00:31:50,346 --> 00:31:52,346 - Rae. 603 00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:54,667 Use one teabag per cup. 604 00:32:00,347 --> 00:32:02,247 So maybe I wasn't ready 605 00:32:02,347 --> 00:32:03,727 to be around Finn in college, 606 00:32:03,827 --> 00:32:05,968 but I had to see him outside. 607 00:32:06,068 --> 00:32:08,068 Or what was the point? 608 00:32:08,508 --> 00:32:09,648 and that meant, 609 00:32:09,748 --> 00:32:11,748 taking my clothes off. 610 00:32:13,989 --> 00:32:15,889 But the truth was, 611 00:32:15,990 --> 00:32:18,629 that I was astounded by people who could be naked. 612 00:32:20,550 --> 00:32:22,550 Not just in front of others, 613 00:32:23,351 --> 00:32:25,350 but in front of themselves. 614 00:32:27,151 --> 00:32:28,971 If I couldn't do that, 615 00:32:29,071 --> 00:32:31,591 How could I ever do it in front of someone else? 616 00:32:34,111 --> 00:32:38,392 The problem is, that being naked leaves you nowhere to hide. 617 00:32:50,114 --> 00:32:52,113 - I just don't get it. 618 00:32:56,114 --> 00:32:58,175 - Oh fuck. 619 00:32:58,275 --> 00:33:00,275 - Rae! Hi! 620 00:33:01,995 --> 00:33:03,936 - Oh, hey ya! 621 00:33:04,036 --> 00:33:05,176 - Where have you been? 622 00:33:05,276 --> 00:33:07,335 - About. 623 00:33:07,436 --> 00:33:09,496 - Finn... I've gotta go. 624 00:33:09,596 --> 00:33:10,656 - What? 625 00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:13,317 - Stop. Look. What are you doing? 626 00:33:13,636 --> 00:33:15,377 - Can we not do this here, Finn? 627 00:33:15,477 --> 00:33:17,477 - Do what? 628 00:33:18,157 --> 00:33:19,978 "OUT OF ORDER" 629 00:33:20,078 --> 00:33:21,057 - Why are you being a dickhead? 630 00:33:21,157 --> 00:33:22,097 - Don't call me a dickhead. 631 00:33:22,198 --> 00:33:24,198 - You've been ignoring me, deny it. 632 00:33:25,798 --> 00:33:27,179 - What? Is it... 633 00:33:27,279 --> 00:33:29,138 - Is it cause of the other night? 634 00:33:29,238 --> 00:33:30,539 - I know I got a bit drunk, 635 00:33:30,639 --> 00:33:32,879 but you were giving me drinks all the time! 636 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,639 - I'm sorry. 637 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,020 - It's not that. 638 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,220 - Then what is it? 639 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:43,780 - I just don't get it. 640 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,261 - You don't get what? 641 00:33:45,361 --> 00:33:48,242 - You're an 11, and I'm a 4. 642 00:33:49,801 --> 00:33:51,982 - I've got no idea what you're talking about. 643 00:33:52,082 --> 00:33:54,562 - You should be going out with people like Stacey, 644 00:33:55,082 --> 00:33:57,182 not someone like me. 645 00:33:57,282 --> 00:33:59,963 - Most people, when they see us, must be thinking: 646 00:34:00,283 --> 00:34:02,684 "Oh he must be mad, going out with that." 647 00:34:04,123 --> 00:34:06,223 - That what? 648 00:34:06,324 --> 00:34:08,324 - THAT WHAT? 649 00:34:09,204 --> 00:34:11,884 - You don't tell me who I can and can't fancy all right? 650 00:34:12,324 --> 00:34:13,705 - That is mine, 651 00:34:13,805 --> 00:34:16,645 - That belongs to me, no one else, no one, not even you. 652 00:34:17,085 --> 00:34:18,505 - So why do you like me? 653 00:34:18,605 --> 00:34:20,065 - Because I do, that's it! 654 00:34:20,165 --> 00:34:20,905 - But why? 655 00:34:21,005 --> 00:34:22,746 - Because I want you to stop being a dickhead. 656 00:34:22,846 --> 00:34:25,966 - Stop calling me a dickhead! You're the dickhead... 657 00:34:33,287 --> 00:34:35,067 - I'm not a dickhead. 658 00:34:35,167 --> 00:34:37,168 - You're a dickhead. 659 00:34:39,888 --> 00:34:41,888 - Come on. 660 00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:46,328 - Oh... shit! 661 00:34:48,889 --> 00:34:51,490 - Oh no... shit! It's jammed. 662 00:34:51,930 --> 00:34:53,589 - Oh my God. 663 00:34:53,689 --> 00:34:55,690 - No, no no no no! Don't do that! 664 00:34:56,330 --> 00:34:59,171 - Then they'll find out that we were in here, together. 665 00:35:01,290 --> 00:35:03,391 - They'll think we've been fucking. 666 00:35:03,491 --> 00:35:05,792 - Why would we fuck in the disabled toilet? 667 00:35:05,892 --> 00:35:09,012 - Because there's more room in here than in a normal toilet! 668 00:35:09,772 --> 00:35:11,772 - It's even got these little handle things! 669 00:35:14,892 --> 00:35:16,893 - Well, right. Wh- what do you suggest? 670 00:35:17,613 --> 00:35:20,714 - OK. Have you got one of those mobile telephones? 671 00:35:20,814 --> 00:35:22,393 - No, of course I'm not, I'm not a millionaire! 672 00:35:22,493 --> 00:35:24,494 - We'll just yell to get help from somebody! 673 00:35:25,614 --> 00:35:27,034 - Hello? 674 00:35:27,134 --> 00:35:29,114 - No, this cannot be happening. 675 00:35:29,214 --> 00:35:32,275 - Hello? Hey, maybe, c-can you get some help for us, 676 00:35:32,375 --> 00:35:33,195 we're stuck in here. 677 00:35:33,295 --> 00:35:35,296 - Oh my God. 678 00:35:36,895 --> 00:35:38,556 - This is not happening! 679 00:35:38,656 --> 00:35:40,656 - Can you just go and get help from others please? 680 00:36:06,859 --> 00:36:08,520 - Shit. 681 00:36:08,620 --> 00:36:10,660 - Rae, sit down. 682 00:36:11,219 --> 00:36:13,220 - I've got big news. 683 00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:15,040 - I'm... 684 00:36:15,141 --> 00:36:16,521 - You're going through the change. 685 00:36:16,621 --> 00:36:19,141 - I get it. But you need to accept it, 686 00:36:19,741 --> 00:36:21,281 and just move on. 687 00:36:21,381 --> 00:36:23,742 - No, not going through the change. 688 00:36:24,582 --> 00:36:26,762 - All my emotional ups and downs... 689 00:36:26,862 --> 00:36:28,642 - We're pregnant! 690 00:36:28,742 --> 00:36:30,003 - What? 691 00:36:30,103 --> 00:36:31,203 - We're pregnant! 692 00:36:31,303 --> 00:36:33,302 - I am pregnant! 693 00:36:34,583 --> 00:36:35,523 - What? 694 00:36:35,623 --> 00:36:37,624 - Five sodding months pregnant! 695 00:36:39,703 --> 00:36:40,483 - Five months? 696 00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:42,524 - I feel radiant. 697 00:36:42,624 --> 00:36:44,364 - I feel better than I've ever felt! 698 00:36:44,464 --> 00:36:45,925 - And I thought I was past it, 699 00:36:46,025 --> 00:36:48,024 I'm in my prime, aren't I baby? 700 00:36:49,905 --> 00:36:51,906 - Say something. 701 00:36:53,666 --> 00:36:55,746 - It's brilliant. 702 00:37:00,067 --> 00:37:01,806 - Congratulations. 703 00:37:01,906 --> 00:37:03,247 - I'm gonna cry. 704 00:37:03,347 --> 00:37:05,047 - Can I cry? 705 00:37:05,147 --> 00:37:07,348 - Yeah, I... I think you're allowed to cry. 706 00:37:14,629 --> 00:37:17,709 - Gentlemen, this may be the finest day in our lives. 707 00:37:18,589 --> 00:37:20,589 It may also be the last. 708 00:37:21,430 --> 00:37:24,069 I didn't even wanna think about facing college the next day. 709 00:37:25,990 --> 00:37:28,871 - Some say that bravery is merely foolishness by another name. 710 00:37:29,550 --> 00:37:32,671 Gentlemen, we're about to find out which is true. 711 00:37:33,631 --> 00:37:36,352 It's been an honor, serving with every single one of you. 712 00:37:37,031 --> 00:37:39,111 Captain, the pleasure is ours. 713 00:37:39,631 --> 00:37:40,652 Chin chin, gentlemen. 714 00:37:40,752 --> 00:37:42,752 Chin chin! 715 00:37:49,713 --> 00:37:51,713 But maybe I just had to be brave. 716 00:37:53,233 --> 00:37:55,234 Face my fears. 717 00:37:56,034 --> 00:37:58,033 Like Kester pointed it out, 718 00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:01,714 It wasn't like I had any other options. 719 00:38:06,955 --> 00:38:09,015 - Apparently, they looked like they were fucking. 720 00:38:09,115 --> 00:38:11,356 - Kirsty Fairclough said she could smell it on them when they came out. 721 00:38:12,835 --> 00:38:14,836 - In the disabled toilet? Finn Nelson? 722 00:38:15,276 --> 00:38:17,277 - Yeah, and this girl called Rae Earl. 723 00:38:18,037 --> 00:38:20,136 - And they just go in (?) for it. 724 00:38:20,237 --> 00:38:21,817 - Bollock naked. 725 00:38:21,917 --> 00:38:23,017 - Honestly, mate! 726 00:38:23,117 --> 00:38:24,458 - Well, who was the girl then? 727 00:38:24,558 --> 00:38:26,777 - Rae Earl. Fat girl, first year. 728 00:38:26,877 --> 00:38:28,878 - What? 729 00:38:30,238 --> 00:38:32,239 - The magic fanny. 730 00:38:38,119 --> 00:38:39,580 - Alright, Paul Daniels? 731 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,619 - What? 732 00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,720 - Where's Debbie Mcgee? 733 00:38:53,402 --> 00:38:54,741 - Why Paul Daniels? 734 00:38:54,841 --> 00:38:56,221 - Allow me to explain. 735 00:38:56,321 --> 00:38:59,082 - Finn went out with Stacey Stringfellow, for fuck's sake. 736 00:39:00,042 --> 00:39:02,042 - There's only one possible explanation. 737 00:39:02,402 --> 00:39:05,363 - Rae Earl has a magic fanny. 738 00:39:06,963 --> 00:39:08,963 - What's a magic fanny? 739 00:39:09,683 --> 00:39:13,764 - It's when you see good-looking lads with ??? girls 740 00:39:14,364 --> 00:39:16,364 - They've got magic fannies. 741 00:39:16,684 --> 00:39:20,185 And Rae Earl has the fucking Paul Daniels of magic fannies, mates. 742 00:39:20,285 --> 00:39:22,285 I am telling you that. 743 00:39:29,366 --> 00:39:31,366 - Rae! 744 00:39:40,967 --> 00:39:42,948 Put your hands on something flat. 745 00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:45,208 Put your hands on something flat! 746 00:40:13,011 --> 00:40:14,392 - You alright babe? 747 00:40:14,492 --> 00:40:16,492 - Alright. 748 00:40:17,092 --> 00:40:19,093 - Well what happened? 749 00:40:21,052 --> 00:40:23,053 - Are they kicking you out? 750 00:40:23,813 --> 00:40:25,814 - I just can't handle it. 751 00:40:26,534 --> 00:40:28,533 - What, college? 752 00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:31,094 - Rae, you mean college, right? 753 00:40:31,574 --> 00:40:33,555 - Is everyone talking about it? 754 00:40:33,655 --> 00:40:35,654 - Well they'll get over it. 755 00:40:36,775 --> 00:40:38,775 - Are you seeing Finn tonight? 756 00:40:40,416 --> 00:40:42,415 - That's exciting. 757 00:40:44,976 --> 00:40:46,676 - I was thinking, 758 00:40:46,776 --> 00:40:48,776 - about the photos. 759 00:42:07,906 --> 00:42:09,727 It's easy to be brave, 760 00:42:09,827 --> 00:42:13,228 and it's easy to be confident, if you look good, 761 00:42:14,547 --> 00:42:16,548 if you feel sexy, 762 00:42:17,548 --> 00:42:19,549 and if you fit in. 763 00:42:22,668 --> 00:42:24,669 But that's not the world I live in. 764 00:42:30,870 --> 00:42:31,910 And it's not just that people stare 765 00:42:31,990 --> 00:42:34,471 and call me names. 766 00:42:35,390 --> 00:42:37,510 that I can't fit in when we're together. 767 00:42:38,911 --> 00:42:41,972 It's that I'd rather break up with the man of my dreams 768 00:42:42,072 --> 00:42:44,071 than take my clothes off in front of him. 769 00:42:45,272 --> 00:42:47,272 Than let him touch me. 770 00:42:47,792 --> 00:42:50,272 Than let him soak me up like I do him. 771 00:42:52,112 --> 00:42:54,233 So Kester might think I'm running away. 772 00:42:55,193 --> 00:42:57,193 but he gave me the options. 773 00:42:58,113 --> 00:42:59,773 And, in a way, 774 00:42:59,873 --> 00:43:01,874 I am facing my fears. 775 00:43:02,634 --> 00:43:03,694 I am doing the thing 776 00:43:03,794 --> 00:43:05,794 I'm most afraid of. 777 00:44:25,725 --> 00:44:26,825 And that, dear diary, 778 00:44:26,925 --> 00:44:29,165 is how I messed everything up. 779 00:44:32,166 --> 00:44:34,166 I suppose I sorted one thing out though. 780 00:44:36,926 --> 00:44:39,126 I knew where I felt most normal. 781 00:44:39,447 --> 00:44:41,447 I knew where I found the easiest to fit in. 782 00:44:42,367 --> 00:44:44,367 I've been waiting for you to visit. 783 00:44:45,087 --> 00:44:47,268 Can we talk for a bit? 784 00:44:47,368 --> 00:44:49,368 You don't have to. 785 00:44:49,888 --> 00:44:51,888 - I'd like that. 786 00:45:04,010 --> 00:45:05,710 - Alright, alarm girl? 787 00:45:05,810 --> 00:45:07,810 - Alright, therapy Liam. 788 00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:10,331 - You look like you could do with a drink.