1 00:00:03,154 --> 00:00:03,988 >> I'M THE GODMOTHER. 2 00:00:03,988 --> 00:00:04,821 >> KISS THE RING. 3 00:00:04,821 --> 00:00:06,688 >> ON THIS EPISODE OF BIG ANG... 4 00:00:06,688 --> 00:00:08,488 TODAY MY SALON IS OPENING UP. 5 00:00:08,488 --> 00:00:10,021 [crowd cheering] 6 00:00:10,021 --> 00:00:10,954 I JUST TALKED TO A.J. 7 00:00:10,954 --> 00:00:12,688 HE'S GONNA COME HOME, SO I'M 8 00:00:12,688 --> 00:00:14,688 THINKING OF THROWING A BIG POOL 9 00:00:14,688 --> 00:00:16,454 PARTY. 10 00:00:16,454 --> 00:00:17,254 >> PARTY! 11 00:00:17,254 --> 00:00:18,688 I'M HERE! 12 00:00:18,688 --> 00:00:21,421 >> HI, DRITA. 13 00:00:21,421 --> 00:00:22,988 NEIL AND I GOT MARRIED SO FAST I 14 00:00:22,988 --> 00:00:24,588 NEVER GOT AN ENGAGEMENT RING. 15 00:00:24,588 --> 00:00:25,921 NEIL, IF YOU DON'T GET THE RING, 16 00:00:25,921 --> 00:00:27,388 IT'S OVER. 17 00:00:27,388 --> 00:00:28,988 >> * I-I LIKE THE WISE GUYS 18 00:00:28,988 --> 00:00:30,354 * TH--TH--THE WISE GUYS 19 00:00:30,354 --> 00:00:31,054 * I WANT THAT 20 00:00:31,054 --> 00:00:31,721 * I WANNA HAVE FUN 21 00:00:31,721 --> 00:00:32,588 * AND GET WHACKED 22 00:00:32,588 --> 00:00:34,654 * OH, MY GOD 23 00:00:34,654 --> 00:00:36,488 * I-I LIKE THE WISE GUYS 24 00:00:36,488 --> 00:00:38,621 * TH--TH--THE WISE GUYS 25 00:00:38,621 --> 00:00:39,588 * I-I LIKE THE WISE GUYS 26 00:00:39,588 --> 00:00:41,621 * I-I-I LOVE--LOVE DIAMONDS 27 00:00:41,621 --> 00:00:42,321 * I WANT THAT 28 00:00:42,321 --> 00:00:43,621 * A MASSAGE, FACIAL 29 00:00:43,621 --> 00:00:44,688 * GET SPRAY TAN 30 00:00:44,688 --> 00:00:45,854 * GET SPRAY TAN 31 00:00:45,854 --> 00:00:47,454 * A MASSAGE, FACIAL 32 00:00:47,454 --> 00:00:49,454 * E-E-EVERYBODY LOVES ME 33 00:00:52,354 --> 00:00:53,354 [upbeat music] 34 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:58,154 * 35 00:00:58,154 --> 00:00:59,721 >> I LOVE JEWELRY. 36 00:00:59,721 --> 00:01:01,288 AND I LOVE DIAMONDS. 37 00:01:01,288 --> 00:01:02,354 I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF A FEW 38 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:03,988 ERRANDS AT THE JEWELRY STORE. 39 00:01:03,988 --> 00:01:05,088 I LOVE COMING HERE. 40 00:01:05,088 --> 00:01:06,454 IT'S LIKE THERAPY. 41 00:01:06,454 --> 00:01:07,721 MY WATCH BATTERY DIED. 42 00:01:07,721 --> 00:01:08,388 >> OKAY. 43 00:01:08,388 --> 00:01:09,154 >> AND I WAS THINKING MAYBE 44 00:01:09,154 --> 00:01:09,921 A NEW BAND. 45 00:01:09,921 --> 00:01:10,621 THEY'RE BORING. 46 00:01:10,621 --> 00:01:11,354 >> OKAY. 47 00:01:11,354 --> 00:01:14,954 >> ALSO, I HAVE THIS STONE. 48 00:01:14,954 --> 00:01:16,088 >> WOW. 49 00:01:16,088 --> 00:01:17,154 THAT'S A VERY, VERY BIG STONE. 50 00:01:17,154 --> 00:01:17,888 VERY NICE. 51 00:01:17,888 --> 00:01:19,388 >> I BOUGHT THIS AT AN AUCTION 52 00:01:19,388 --> 00:01:20,554 A LONG TIME AGO. 53 00:01:20,554 --> 00:01:21,454 I NEED A SETTING. 54 00:01:21,454 --> 00:01:22,254 >> OKAY. 55 00:01:22,254 --> 00:01:23,154 SO, ANYTHING ELSE? 56 00:01:23,154 --> 00:01:24,454 >> THAT AN I.D. BRACELET? 57 00:01:24,454 --> 00:01:25,688 >> I ACTUALLY WANTED TO PUT 58 00:01:25,688 --> 00:01:26,554 NEIL'S NAME ON IT. 59 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:27,454 HE LIKES STUFF LIKE THAT. 60 00:01:27,454 --> 00:01:28,554 >> GIMME A BREAK, HE LIKES THIS? 61 00:01:28,554 --> 00:01:29,688 WHERE'S YOUR RING? 62 00:01:29,688 --> 00:01:30,421 WHERE'S YOUR RING? 63 00:01:30,421 --> 00:01:31,421 >> NEIL AND I GOT MARRIED SO 64 00:01:31,421 --> 00:01:32,788 FAST I NEVER GOT AN ENGAGEMENT 65 00:01:32,788 --> 00:01:34,488 RING, SO WE DID IT A LITTLE 66 00:01:34,488 --> 00:01:35,354 BACKWARD. 67 00:01:35,354 --> 00:01:36,654 WE GOT MARRIED, BUT NOW I WANT 68 00:01:36,654 --> 00:01:38,954 TO GET ENGAGED. 69 00:01:38,954 --> 00:01:40,654 THIS IS THE RING THAT I SHOULD 70 00:01:40,654 --> 00:01:41,821 HAVE ON MY FINGER. 71 00:01:41,821 --> 00:01:42,554 >> THAT'S A LIZ TAYLOR RING, 72 00:01:42,554 --> 00:01:43,221 BABE. 73 00:01:43,221 --> 00:01:43,888 >> YEAH. 74 00:01:43,888 --> 00:01:44,821 I FEEL I SHOULD HAVE 75 00:01:44,821 --> 00:01:45,821 AN ENGAGEMENT RING. 76 00:01:45,821 --> 00:01:47,788 >> ALL WOMEN DESERVE DIAMONDS. 77 00:01:47,788 --> 00:01:48,888 >> I NEVER HAD AN ENGAGEMENT 78 00:01:48,888 --> 00:01:50,088 RING. 79 00:01:50,088 --> 00:01:51,321 NEVER IN MY LIFE. 80 00:01:51,321 --> 00:01:52,854 THE ONE THING I'M MISSING IS 81 00:01:52,854 --> 00:01:55,554 A BIG DIAMOND ON MY FINGER. 82 00:01:55,554 --> 00:01:56,788 >> YOU THINK WE COULD TRY SOME 83 00:01:56,788 --> 00:01:57,588 RINGS ON? 84 00:01:57,588 --> 00:01:58,254 >> OKAY. 85 00:01:58,254 --> 00:02:00,321 >> I LIKE A BIG, GAUDY RING, 86 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:02,421 ALL DIAMONDS ON THE SIDES. 87 00:02:02,421 --> 00:02:03,421 I NEED SOME BLING. 88 00:02:03,421 --> 00:02:04,221 >> WE'LL SHOW YOU SOME BLING, 89 00:02:04,221 --> 00:02:07,354 DEFINITELY. 90 00:02:07,354 --> 00:02:08,688 THAT ONE'S BEAUTIFUL. 91 00:02:08,688 --> 00:02:10,454 DIAMONDS ON EITHER SIDE, GOING 92 00:02:10,454 --> 00:02:11,354 ALL THE WAY AROUND. 93 00:02:11,354 --> 00:02:12,554 >> THAT'S WAY TOO SMALL. 94 00:02:12,554 --> 00:02:13,821 I LIKE BIG. 95 00:02:13,821 --> 00:02:14,888 >> SO, THERE'S ALWAYS A 6 1/2 96 00:02:14,888 --> 00:02:15,654 CARAT. 97 00:02:15,654 --> 00:02:17,388 WE CAN MAKE THAT IN ANY SIZE. 98 00:02:17,388 --> 00:02:19,721 >> YEAH, MAYBE 10 TIMES BIGGER. 99 00:02:19,721 --> 00:02:20,654 >> OKAY. 100 00:02:20,654 --> 00:02:22,221 >> I LIKE THIS ONE. 101 00:02:22,221 --> 00:02:23,921 >> [gasps] 102 00:02:23,921 --> 00:02:26,088 >> THIS IS 15 1/2 CARAT. 103 00:02:26,088 --> 00:02:26,888 FANCY YELLOW. 104 00:02:26,888 --> 00:02:28,821 >> OH, LORD. 105 00:02:28,821 --> 00:02:29,788 >> IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I NEED. 106 00:02:29,788 --> 00:02:30,954 THAT. 107 00:02:30,954 --> 00:02:31,954 OH, MY GOD. 108 00:02:31,954 --> 00:02:32,621 >> OH, MY GOD. 109 00:02:32,621 --> 00:02:33,954 LOSE YOUR MIND ON THAT. 110 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:35,121 HOW MUCH IS THIS? 111 00:02:35,121 --> 00:02:38,121 >> THE LIST ON THAT IS $750,000. 112 00:02:38,121 --> 00:02:39,221 >> EXCUSE ME? 113 00:02:39,221 --> 00:02:39,988 >> [chuckles] 114 00:02:39,988 --> 00:02:41,088 >> GOTTA GIVE THE HOUSE AND 115 00:02:41,088 --> 00:02:42,088 THE CARS UP. 116 00:02:42,088 --> 00:02:43,121 >> MY TASTE IS WAY TOO 117 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:45,521 EXTRAVAGANT FOR NEIL'S POCKETS. 118 00:02:45,521 --> 00:02:47,521 HE'S ONLY A SANITATION WORKER. 119 00:02:47,521 --> 00:02:49,188 NEIL CAN'T AFFORD THAT. 120 00:02:49,188 --> 00:02:51,521 >> HE HAS TO WORK TWO JOBS, OR 121 00:02:51,521 --> 00:02:53,621 HE HAS TO GO AND ROB SOMEBODY. 122 00:02:53,621 --> 00:02:55,121 >> HE AIN'T THAT TYPE. 123 00:02:55,121 --> 00:02:56,288 >> ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, YOU NEED-- 124 00:02:56,288 --> 00:02:59,721 YOU DESERVE THE FRIGGIN' RING. 125 00:03:05,654 --> 00:03:07,388 >> JENNIFER. 126 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:08,821 >> ANGELA. 127 00:03:08,821 --> 00:03:09,954 >> JENNIFER INVITED ME AND 128 00:03:09,954 --> 00:03:11,221 THE GIRLS OVER FOR DINNER. 129 00:03:11,221 --> 00:03:12,588 I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS, 'CAUSE 130 00:03:12,588 --> 00:03:13,921 JENNIFER CAN'T COOK. 131 00:03:13,921 --> 00:03:15,121 WHAT, DID YA BURN SOMETHING? 132 00:03:15,121 --> 00:03:15,954 IT SMELLS LIKE... 133 00:03:15,954 --> 00:03:17,588 >> I MADE MY BEST DISH. 134 00:03:17,588 --> 00:03:20,554 GRILLED CHEESE. 135 00:03:20,554 --> 00:03:22,154 >> OH, THAT'S A GOOD [bleep] 136 00:03:22,154 --> 00:03:23,254 DINNER. 137 00:03:23,254 --> 00:03:24,954 I MAKE JEN THE BEST FOOD 138 00:03:24,954 --> 00:03:26,554 FOR 30 YEARS. 139 00:03:26,554 --> 00:03:28,421 I GO TO HER HOUSE ONCE, I GET 140 00:03:28,421 --> 00:03:29,554 GRILLED CHEESE. 141 00:03:29,554 --> 00:03:30,154 >> JEN-JEN. 142 00:03:30,154 --> 00:03:31,088 >> WE'RE HERE. 143 00:03:31,088 --> 00:03:32,454 >> HI, GIRLS. 144 00:03:32,454 --> 00:03:33,188 >> WHAT ARE WE EATING, ONE 145 00:03:33,188 --> 00:03:34,654 SANDWICH AT A TIME? 146 00:03:34,654 --> 00:03:35,588 >> MY MOTHER DON'T LIKE ME USING 147 00:03:35,588 --> 00:03:37,654 HER GOOD POTS. 148 00:03:37,654 --> 00:03:38,688 >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 149 00:03:38,688 --> 00:03:39,654 >> THIS IS ACTUALLY JEN'S 150 00:03:39,654 --> 00:03:40,754 PARENTS' HOUSE, 'CAUSE THAT'S 151 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:41,621 WHERE SHE LIVES. 152 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:42,488 STILL WITH HER MOTHER AND 153 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:43,121 FATHER. 154 00:03:43,121 --> 00:03:44,088 >> THIS IS A [bleep] 155 00:03:44,088 --> 00:03:46,354 MASTERPIECE. 156 00:03:46,354 --> 00:03:47,521 >> I JUST SPOKE TO TO A.J. 157 00:03:47,521 --> 00:03:48,188 DRIVING HERE. 158 00:03:48,188 --> 00:03:49,088 >> HOW'S HE DOING, ANYWAY? 159 00:03:49,088 --> 00:03:49,688 GOOD? 160 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:50,354 >> DOING VERY WELL. 161 00:03:50,354 --> 00:03:51,088 >> YEAH? 162 00:03:51,088 --> 00:03:51,788 >> HE TOLD ME THAT HE'S GONNA 163 00:03:51,788 --> 00:03:54,254 COME HOME ON AN 11-HOUR PASS. 164 00:03:54,254 --> 00:03:55,654 >> THAT'S GREAT. 165 00:03:55,654 --> 00:03:56,654 >> A.J. IS IN A DRUG 166 00:03:56,654 --> 00:03:58,388 REHABILITATION CENTER. 167 00:03:58,388 --> 00:03:59,488 SOMETIMES IF YOU'RE ON GOOD 168 00:03:59,488 --> 00:04:01,121 BEHAVIOR, THE FACILITY GIVES YOU 169 00:04:01,121 --> 00:04:02,621 A PASS TO COME HOME AND SEE YOUR 170 00:04:02,621 --> 00:04:04,088 FAMILY FOR THE DAY. 171 00:04:04,088 --> 00:04:05,088 I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING THROUGH 172 00:04:05,088 --> 00:04:05,821 WITHDRAWALS. 173 00:04:05,821 --> 00:04:07,888 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY BABY. 174 00:04:07,888 --> 00:04:09,721 SO, I'M THINKING OF THROWING 175 00:04:09,721 --> 00:04:10,988 A BIG POOL PARTY. 176 00:04:10,988 --> 00:04:12,554 >> GET HIM A STRIPPER. 177 00:04:12,554 --> 00:04:13,754 >> WELL, NO, WHEN YOU WANT 178 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:14,754 A STRIPPER, YOU WANT TO GET HIGH 179 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:15,821 AND PARTY. 180 00:04:15,821 --> 00:04:17,454 COME ON, SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK 181 00:04:17,454 --> 00:04:18,388 AND ROLL. 182 00:04:18,388 --> 00:04:19,254 >> NOTHING BUT LIQUOR, 183 00:04:19,254 --> 00:04:20,121 NATURALLY. 184 00:04:20,121 --> 00:04:20,854 >> NO, YOU CANNOT DO THAT TO 185 00:04:20,854 --> 00:04:21,554 HIM. 186 00:04:21,554 --> 00:04:22,288 >> RIGHT, LET'S SEE HOW HE CAN 187 00:04:22,288 --> 00:04:23,254 ACT THEN. 188 00:04:23,254 --> 00:04:24,388 A.J. CANNOT BE AROUND PEOPLE 189 00:04:24,388 --> 00:04:26,121 THAT DRINK, BUT HE'S GONNA HAVE 190 00:04:26,121 --> 00:04:28,221 A FUN DAY, NO MATTER WHAT. 191 00:04:28,221 --> 00:04:29,121 >> SO, ANG, HOW'S THE SALON 192 00:04:29,121 --> 00:04:30,121 COMING ALONG? 193 00:04:30,121 --> 00:04:30,821 >> IT'S ALL SET UP. 194 00:04:30,821 --> 00:04:31,988 IT LOOKS AMAZING. 195 00:04:31,988 --> 00:04:33,521 THE SALON IS SLOWLY COMING 196 00:04:33,521 --> 00:04:34,488 ALONG. 197 00:04:34,488 --> 00:04:35,821 NOW I'M READY TO SHOW EVERYBODY 198 00:04:35,821 --> 00:04:37,188 WHAT I'VE BEEN UP TO. 199 00:04:37,188 --> 00:04:42,188 EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL. 200 00:04:45,188 --> 00:04:46,488 >> ARE YOU SERIOUS? 201 00:04:46,488 --> 00:04:47,621 >> I PUT A LOT OF MONEY INTO 202 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:48,654 THIS SALON. 203 00:04:48,654 --> 00:04:50,088 I'M HOPING TO MAKE IT ALL BACK 204 00:04:50,088 --> 00:04:51,254 AND MORE. 205 00:04:51,254 --> 00:04:52,654 THIS PLACE BETTER BE THE BEST 206 00:04:52,654 --> 00:04:54,588 SALON ON STATEN ISLAND. 207 00:04:54,588 --> 00:04:56,321 >> YOUR LIFE IS ONE BIG, [bleep] 208 00:04:56,321 --> 00:04:58,488 ROLLER COASTER, I SWEAR TO GOD. 209 00:04:58,488 --> 00:04:59,488 >> ACTUALLY, I THINK IT'S ONE 210 00:04:59,488 --> 00:05:00,688 BIG PARTY. 211 00:05:00,688 --> 00:05:01,354 >> THAT TOO. 212 00:05:01,354 --> 00:05:02,421 >> THAT IT IS. 213 00:05:02,421 --> 00:05:05,554 [glasses clink] 214 00:05:05,554 --> 00:05:08,454 [duck quacks] 215 00:05:08,454 --> 00:05:11,454 AH, LOOK AT THOSE LIPS. 216 00:05:11,454 --> 00:05:12,721 >> YOU LOVE IT? 217 00:05:12,721 --> 00:05:14,921 >> I [bleep] LOVE IT TO DEATH. 218 00:05:14,921 --> 00:05:17,554 >> TA-DAH, LOOK AT THIS, JEN. 219 00:05:17,554 --> 00:05:20,154 >> OH, MY GOD. 220 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:21,421 >> TODAY IS THE BIG DAY. 221 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:23,088 MY SALON IS OPENING UP, AND I 222 00:05:23,088 --> 00:05:25,254 COULDN'T BE HAPPIER WITH THE WAY 223 00:05:25,254 --> 00:05:26,554 IT CAME OUT. 224 00:05:26,554 --> 00:05:28,221 OPEN THE TABLE. 225 00:05:28,221 --> 00:05:30,554 PUT THE CHAMPAGNE RIGHT UP HERE. 226 00:05:30,554 --> 00:05:32,288 THE GRAND OPENING HAS TO BE A 227 00:05:32,288 --> 00:05:35,488 HUGE SUCCESS, BECAUSE MAMA LOVES 228 00:05:35,488 --> 00:05:36,888 THE FAZULES. 229 00:05:36,888 --> 00:05:40,088 I GOTTA GO TO MY QUEEN CHAIR. 230 00:05:40,088 --> 00:05:41,188 >> [laughs] 231 00:05:41,188 --> 00:05:42,488 >> I'M THE GODMOTHER. 232 00:05:42,488 --> 00:05:43,488 >> MAKE THEM KISS YOUR [bleep] 233 00:05:43,488 --> 00:05:44,288 RING. 234 00:05:44,288 --> 00:05:45,888 >> LINDA! 235 00:05:45,888 --> 00:05:47,088 >> KISS THE RING. 236 00:05:47,088 --> 00:05:48,388 >> FRANKIE! 237 00:05:48,388 --> 00:05:49,988 >> YOU LOOK GREAT SITTING THERE. 238 00:05:49,988 --> 00:05:52,554 >> KISS THE RING! 239 00:05:52,554 --> 00:05:54,254 >> OH, HERE COMES THE CREW. 240 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:55,854 >> HI, EVERYBODY! 241 00:05:55,854 --> 00:05:57,654 [crowd cheering] 242 00:05:57,654 --> 00:05:58,521 >> CONGRATULATIONS. 243 00:05:58,521 --> 00:05:59,554 >> I WANT TO THANK EVERYBODY FOR 244 00:05:59,554 --> 00:06:01,688 COMING TO MY NEW SALON. 245 00:06:01,688 --> 00:06:02,921 AND LET'S START GETTING 246 00:06:02,921 --> 00:06:04,354 SERVICES. 247 00:06:04,354 --> 00:06:05,121 >> WHOO! 248 00:06:05,121 --> 00:06:06,888 [crowd cheers] 249 00:06:06,888 --> 00:06:08,254 >> WE'RE OPEN FOR BUSINESS! 250 00:06:08,254 --> 00:06:11,354 WHOEVER WANTS TO BUY ANYTHING! 251 00:06:11,354 --> 00:06:12,254 45. 252 00:06:12,254 --> 00:06:12,988 THANK YOU. 253 00:06:12,988 --> 00:06:14,188 >> IT'S TYPICAL FOR JANINE TO 254 00:06:14,188 --> 00:06:15,754 TAKE OVER AND MAKE SURE I'M 255 00:06:15,754 --> 00:06:17,754 MAKING THE MOOLAH. 256 00:06:17,754 --> 00:06:22,754 >> THAT'S $40. 257 00:06:22,754 --> 00:06:24,154 [indistinct chatter] 258 00:06:24,154 --> 00:06:25,321 >> HELLO! 259 00:06:25,321 --> 00:06:26,421 >> HI, RENEE. 260 00:06:26,421 --> 00:06:28,554 >> OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 261 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:29,554 I LOVE IT. 262 00:06:29,554 --> 00:06:30,921 YOU ALWAYS DO IT RIGHT, ANG. 263 00:06:30,921 --> 00:06:32,721 >> I HAD THE IDEA, AND I DID IT. 264 00:06:32,721 --> 00:06:34,821 >> THAT'S YOU. 265 00:06:34,821 --> 00:06:36,288 SO, I HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND ALL 266 00:06:36,288 --> 00:06:37,088 SUMMER. 267 00:06:37,088 --> 00:06:37,721 >> I KNOW, WHAT THE HELL YOU 268 00:06:37,721 --> 00:06:38,388 BEEN DOING? 269 00:06:38,388 --> 00:06:39,488 >> TRAVELING WITH A.J. 270 00:06:39,488 --> 00:06:40,788 >> I WANT TO TRAVEL WITH MY SON 271 00:06:40,788 --> 00:06:41,888 A.J. 272 00:06:41,888 --> 00:06:43,088 >> HOW IS HE, BY THE WAY? 273 00:06:43,088 --> 00:06:44,088 >> HE'S GOOD. 274 00:06:44,088 --> 00:06:45,321 YOU KNOW, HE'S GOT A PASS FOR 275 00:06:45,321 --> 00:06:46,488 11 HOURS THIS WEEKEND. 276 00:06:46,488 --> 00:06:47,388 >> OKAY. 277 00:06:47,388 --> 00:06:48,488 >> SO, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LITTLE 278 00:06:48,488 --> 00:06:49,621 POOL PARTY IF YOU WANT TO COME 279 00:06:49,621 --> 00:06:50,788 OVER. 280 00:06:50,788 --> 00:06:51,821 >> OH, DEFINITELY. 281 00:06:51,821 --> 00:06:52,588 >> I'M EXCITED. 282 00:06:52,588 --> 00:06:53,254 >> GOOD. 283 00:06:53,254 --> 00:06:53,988 >> YOU WANT TO GET--YOU WANT TO 284 00:06:53,988 --> 00:06:54,854 GET THREADED? 285 00:06:54,854 --> 00:06:59,621 >> OKAY. 286 00:06:59,621 --> 00:07:01,821 >> TODAY WAS A HUGE SUCCESS. 287 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:03,254 THE SALON STARTED OUT AS 288 00:07:03,254 --> 00:07:05,321 A SIMPLE IDEA, BUT I MADE THIS 289 00:07:05,321 --> 00:07:06,588 A REALITY, 'CAUSE THAT'S JUST 290 00:07:06,588 --> 00:07:07,688 HOW I ROLL. 291 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:08,888 >> SO, DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT 292 00:07:08,888 --> 00:07:10,554 ANGELA'S SECRET IS? 293 00:07:10,554 --> 00:07:11,988 >> WHAT IS YOUR SECRET? 294 00:07:11,988 --> 00:07:13,121 >> KNOWING THAT I COULD PULL 295 00:07:13,121 --> 00:07:15,554 THE SALON OFF AS QUICK AS I DID, 296 00:07:15,554 --> 00:07:17,088 I KNOW I CAN DO ANYTHING. 297 00:07:17,088 --> 00:07:18,821 >> THE SECRET IS TO MAKE MONEY. 298 00:07:18,821 --> 00:07:20,088 >> [laughs] 299 00:07:20,088 --> 00:07:22,388 >> MOOLAH! 300 00:07:22,388 --> 00:07:23,654 >> HI, MAMA! 301 00:07:23,654 --> 00:07:25,321 >> OH, HI, DRITA. 302 00:07:25,321 --> 00:07:26,588 >> I MISS YOU. 303 00:07:26,588 --> 00:07:27,788 >> I'VE BEEN EXPECTING A.J. 304 00:07:27,788 --> 00:07:29,088 TO GET HOME ALL MORNING. 305 00:07:29,088 --> 00:07:29,821 [doorbell rings] 306 00:07:29,821 --> 00:07:32,821 HE SHOULD BE HERE ANY SECOND. 307 00:07:39,088 --> 00:07:40,088 [upbeat music] 308 00:07:40,088 --> 00:07:43,621 * 309 00:07:43,621 --> 00:07:44,754 >> WHAT'RE YOU DOING? 310 00:07:44,754 --> 00:07:46,888 >> CHECKING OUT SOME THINGS. 311 00:07:46,888 --> 00:07:48,854 >> YOU'RE ALWAYS ON THE MOVE. 312 00:07:48,854 --> 00:07:50,621 >> WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 313 00:07:50,621 --> 00:07:52,388 >> HI, MAMA! 314 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:53,854 >> DRITA, WHAT'RE YOU DOING 315 00:07:53,854 --> 00:07:54,754 HERE? 316 00:07:54,754 --> 00:07:55,754 >> I MISS YOU. 317 00:07:55,754 --> 00:07:56,721 HOW YOU BEEN? 318 00:07:56,721 --> 00:07:57,621 >> GOOD. 319 00:07:57,621 --> 00:07:58,854 >> SORRY I MISSED YOUR GRAND 320 00:07:58,854 --> 00:08:00,088 OPENING. 321 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:01,388 >> IT WAS AMAZING. 322 00:08:01,388 --> 00:08:02,554 >> GOOD, I'M HAPPY FOR YA. 323 00:08:02,554 --> 00:08:03,821 >> IT'S A GREAT SURPRISE TO SEE 324 00:08:03,821 --> 00:08:04,554 DRITA. 325 00:08:04,554 --> 00:08:05,988 I HAVEN'T SEEN HER ALL SUMMER, 326 00:08:05,988 --> 00:08:08,121 'CAUSE WE'VE BOTH BEEN SO BUSY. 327 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:09,688 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DRINK? 328 00:08:09,688 --> 00:08:10,854 >> UM, JUST CLUB SODA. 329 00:08:10,854 --> 00:08:12,188 I REALLY CAME BECAUSE I HEARD 330 00:08:12,188 --> 00:08:13,721 ABOUT A.J., AND I WAS--YOU KNOW, 331 00:08:13,721 --> 00:08:15,488 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU, SO... 332 00:08:15,488 --> 00:08:16,388 I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON 333 00:08:16,388 --> 00:08:17,254 WITH THAT. 334 00:08:17,254 --> 00:08:20,188 >> WELL, A.J. IS AWAY. 335 00:08:24,888 --> 00:08:25,988 >> HE'S SO YOUNG, AND HE'S SO 336 00:08:25,988 --> 00:08:27,888 GOOD-LOOKING AND SMART, AND IT'S 337 00:08:27,888 --> 00:08:28,721 A SHAME. 338 00:08:28,721 --> 00:08:29,988 >> BETTER HE'S THERE, AND YOU 339 00:08:29,988 --> 00:08:31,154 CAN PUT YOUR HEAD ON THE PILLOW 340 00:08:31,154 --> 00:08:32,854 AT NIGHT KNOWING WHERE HE IS. 341 00:08:32,854 --> 00:08:34,088 >> I JUST HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT 342 00:08:34,088 --> 00:08:35,654 FOR HIM, BECAUSE HE WANTED DO 343 00:08:35,654 --> 00:08:37,088 SOMETHING FOR HIMSELF. 344 00:08:37,088 --> 00:08:39,854 >> IT WAS THAT OR [bleep]... 345 00:08:39,854 --> 00:08:42,288 HE'D BE DEAD. 346 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:45,088 >> HOW'S HE DOING THERE, THOUGH? 347 00:08:45,088 --> 00:08:45,854 HE IS? 348 00:08:45,854 --> 00:08:46,854 >> ALREADY, HE LOOKS LIKE 349 00:08:46,854 --> 00:08:47,621 A DIFFERENT PERSON. 350 00:08:47,621 --> 00:08:51,088 >> I BELIEVE IT. 351 00:08:51,088 --> 00:08:51,988 AWESOME. 352 00:08:51,988 --> 00:08:52,988 >> I'M GONNA HAVE A BIG POOL 353 00:08:52,988 --> 00:08:54,254 PARTY FOR A.J. 354 00:08:54,254 --> 00:08:54,954 >> WHEN IS THAT? 355 00:08:54,954 --> 00:08:56,121 >> THAT'S ON SATURDAY. 356 00:08:56,121 --> 00:08:57,421 >> THAT I CAN COME TO. 357 00:08:57,421 --> 00:08:58,688 >> OH, GOOD, GOOD. 358 00:08:58,688 --> 00:08:59,754 HE'LL BE SO EXCITED. 359 00:08:59,754 --> 00:09:01,588 HE THINKS YOU'RE THE BOMB. 360 00:09:01,588 --> 00:09:03,321 >> YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BLAST. 361 00:09:03,321 --> 00:09:04,488 >> I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO 362 00:09:04,488 --> 00:09:05,688 MY POOL PARTY. 363 00:09:05,688 --> 00:09:06,954 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GREAT DAY, 364 00:09:06,954 --> 00:09:08,454 AND DO ALL FUN GAMES. 365 00:09:08,454 --> 00:09:10,521 NO BOOZE, NO TROUBLE, JUST LOTS 366 00:09:10,521 --> 00:09:11,854 OF CLEAN FUN. 367 00:09:11,854 --> 00:09:13,088 I WANT TO INVITE ALL OF MY 368 00:09:13,088 --> 00:09:16,688 FRIENDS, EVERYBODY, ALL HIS-- 369 00:09:16,688 --> 00:09:17,654 NO, NONE OF HIS FRIENDS. 370 00:09:17,654 --> 00:09:19,654 [both laugh] 371 00:09:27,421 --> 00:09:28,621 >> WHY CAN'T I GET THIS [bleep] 372 00:09:28,621 --> 00:09:29,788 LOBSTER OUT? 373 00:09:29,788 --> 00:09:30,721 [bleep] AROUND WITH THIS LOBSTER 374 00:09:30,721 --> 00:09:32,088 NO MORE. 375 00:09:32,088 --> 00:09:33,921 >> LET ME DO IT FOR YOU. 376 00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:34,621 >> I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO DO 377 00:09:34,621 --> 00:09:35,888 IT. 378 00:09:35,888 --> 00:09:37,554 >> FEEL LIKE I HAVE A CHILD. 379 00:09:37,554 --> 00:09:39,088 >> YOU'RE GOOD AT IT. 380 00:09:39,088 --> 00:09:40,888 [slurps] 381 00:09:40,888 --> 00:09:42,521 >> HERE, BABY, OKAY? 382 00:09:42,521 --> 00:09:43,221 [baby voice] THERE'S YOUR 383 00:09:43,221 --> 00:09:45,654 LOBSTER. 384 00:09:45,654 --> 00:09:47,088 EVER SINCE ME AND LINDA WENT TO 385 00:09:47,088 --> 00:09:48,388 THE JEWELRY STORE, I CAN'T GET 386 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:49,854 DIAMONDS OUT OF MY HEAD. 387 00:09:49,854 --> 00:09:51,554 >> SO, UM, I WAS AT THE JEWELRY 388 00:09:51,554 --> 00:09:53,188 STORE, AND I SAW SOME VERY NICE 389 00:09:53,188 --> 00:09:54,654 DIAMONDS. 390 00:09:54,654 --> 00:09:55,454 >> [sighs] OH, MY GOD. 391 00:09:55,454 --> 00:09:56,354 YOU MAKE IT LIKE YOU'RE... 392 00:09:56,354 --> 00:09:57,121 >> I MAKE IT WHAT? 393 00:09:57,121 --> 00:09:57,921 >> DEPRIVED. 394 00:09:57,921 --> 00:09:58,921 >> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET THE 395 00:09:58,921 --> 00:10:00,788 RING BEFORE YOU GET THE WEDDING. 396 00:10:00,788 --> 00:10:01,688 >> OH, IS THAT HOW IT WORKS? 397 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:02,988 >> YEAH, USUALLY. 398 00:10:02,988 --> 00:10:04,354 >> WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 399 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:05,521 >> IF I WAITED FOR YOU TO BUY ME 400 00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:07,654 SOMETHING, I'D BE HOMELESS, 401 00:10:07,654 --> 00:10:09,321 CLOTHES-LESS, EVERYTHING-LESS. 402 00:10:09,321 --> 00:10:10,321 >> [laughs] 403 00:10:10,321 --> 00:10:11,488 MAYBE WE GET TATTOOS OF RINGS 404 00:10:11,488 --> 00:10:13,121 INSTEAD, IT'D BE A LOT CHEAPER. 405 00:10:13,121 --> 00:10:14,388 >> I DON'T THINK SO. 406 00:10:14,388 --> 00:10:15,488 TATTOO RING? 407 00:10:15,488 --> 00:10:16,621 WHAT KIND OF GIRL DO YOU THINK 408 00:10:16,621 --> 00:10:17,588 I AM, NEIL? 409 00:10:17,588 --> 00:10:18,888 I WANT DIAMONDS, DIAMONDS, 410 00:10:18,888 --> 00:10:20,121 DIAMONDS. 411 00:10:20,121 --> 00:10:21,521 NEIL, YOU WANT TO CALL ME YOUR 412 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:23,454 WIFE, YOU NEED TO GET ME A RING. 413 00:10:23,454 --> 00:10:24,921 >> ANGELA, TAKE IT EASY. 414 00:10:24,921 --> 00:10:26,521 >> NO, I AIN'T TAKING IT EASY. 415 00:10:26,521 --> 00:10:27,921 WAKE UP AND [bleep] SMELL 416 00:10:27,921 --> 00:10:29,221 THE COFFEE. 417 00:10:29,221 --> 00:10:30,221 IF YOU DON'T GET THE RING, IT'S 418 00:10:30,221 --> 00:10:32,021 OVER. 419 00:10:32,021 --> 00:10:33,088 THIS IS WHEN I MISS THE WISE 420 00:10:33,088 --> 00:10:35,188 GUYS, 'CAUSE YOU WALK IN, AND 421 00:10:35,188 --> 00:10:36,288 THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING ON THE 422 00:10:36,288 --> 00:10:37,688 TABLE WAITING FOR YOU, WHETHER 423 00:10:37,688 --> 00:10:39,954 IT'S BLING-BLING, FUR-FUR. 424 00:10:39,954 --> 00:10:42,188 MARRIED TO NEIL, YOU WALK IN-- 425 00:10:42,188 --> 00:10:43,554 EHHH! 426 00:10:43,554 --> 00:10:45,488 I GET THAT [bleep] RING! 427 00:10:45,488 --> 00:10:47,521 >> ENOUGH WITH THE RING. 428 00:10:52,921 --> 00:10:54,488 >> TODAY'S THE DAY OF THE PARTY. 429 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,021 I'VE BEEN EXPECTING A.J. TO GET 430 00:10:56,021 --> 00:10:57,388 HOME ALL MORNING. 431 00:10:57,388 --> 00:10:58,454 AND HE SHOULD BE HERE ANY 432 00:10:58,454 --> 00:10:59,388 SECOND. 433 00:10:59,388 --> 00:11:02,354 I'M SO EXCITED. 434 00:11:02,354 --> 00:11:03,554 [doorbell rings] 435 00:11:03,554 --> 00:11:08,188 [dog barks] 436 00:11:08,188 --> 00:11:09,488 HELLO. 437 00:11:09,488 --> 00:11:10,354 >> YOU ORDERED FOOD? 438 00:11:10,354 --> 00:11:11,954 >> COME ON IN. 439 00:11:11,954 --> 00:11:12,754 PUT IT HERE, PUT IT HERE, PUT IT 440 00:11:12,754 --> 00:11:13,554 HERE. 441 00:11:13,554 --> 00:11:14,554 THANK YOU. 442 00:11:14,554 --> 00:11:17,254 [cell phone rings] 443 00:11:17,254 --> 00:11:19,321 A.J., WHERE ARE YOU? 444 00:11:19,321 --> 00:11:20,921 I GOT EVERYTHING FOR YOU FOR 445 00:11:20,921 --> 00:11:22,154 YOUR PARTY TODAY. 446 00:11:22,154 --> 00:11:23,854 I INVITED ALL THE PEOPLE. 447 00:11:23,854 --> 00:11:25,288 I GOT YOU CHINESE FOOD, ALL YOUR 448 00:11:25,288 --> 00:11:26,688 FAVORITE STUFF. 449 00:11:26,688 --> 00:11:29,221 I GOT YOU THE SOAKY WATER GUNS 450 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:32,388 THAT HAVE-- 451 00:11:32,388 --> 00:11:34,354 >> OH, WOW. 452 00:11:38,088 --> 00:11:40,288 OKAY. 453 00:11:40,288 --> 00:11:42,288 A.J. CALLED, HE CAN'T COME HOME. 454 00:11:42,288 --> 00:11:43,088 >> WHAT? 455 00:11:43,088 --> 00:11:43,888 >> WHY? 456 00:11:43,888 --> 00:11:46,888 IT'S NOTHING THAT HE DID, RIGHT? 457 00:11:56,921 --> 00:11:59,321 [cell phone rings] 458 00:11:59,321 --> 00:12:00,088 >> HELLO? 459 00:12:00,088 --> 00:12:00,988 >> A.J.? 460 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:02,388 TODAY'S THE DAY OF THE PARTY. 461 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,788 I'VE BEEN EXPECTING A.J. TO GET 462 00:12:03,788 --> 00:12:05,154 HOME ALL MORNING. 463 00:12:05,154 --> 00:12:09,421 WHERE ARE YOU? 464 00:12:09,421 --> 00:12:14,354 OH, WOW. 465 00:12:14,354 --> 00:12:17,154 OH. 466 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,721 ALL RIGHT. 467 00:12:18,721 --> 00:12:20,288 WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO? 468 00:12:20,288 --> 00:12:21,421 YOU DON'T HAVE NO PROBLEM, 469 00:12:21,421 --> 00:12:23,088 RIGHT? 470 00:12:23,088 --> 00:12:25,121 >> NO. 471 00:12:25,121 --> 00:12:26,821 >> OKAY. 472 00:12:26,821 --> 00:12:28,088 I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS. 473 00:12:28,088 --> 00:12:29,554 I FEEL REALLY SAD THAT A.J. 474 00:12:29,554 --> 00:12:30,754 CAN'T BE HERE. 475 00:12:30,754 --> 00:12:32,088 IT'S GONNA BE PRETTY HARD 476 00:12:32,088 --> 00:12:34,121 TELLING EVERYBODY HE CAN'T COME. 477 00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,388 IT'S REALLY UPSETTING ME RIGHT 478 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,754 NOW. 479 00:12:37,754 --> 00:12:38,788 >> ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY YOU 480 00:12:38,788 --> 00:12:40,454 DIDN'T MAKE IT, BUT WE'LL HAVE 481 00:12:40,454 --> 00:12:41,754 PLENTY OF MORE PARTIES, DON'T 482 00:12:41,754 --> 00:12:44,654 WORRY. 483 00:12:44,654 --> 00:12:49,221 ALL RIGHT, I LOVE YOU. 484 00:12:49,221 --> 00:12:51,288 ALL RIGHT, BYE. 485 00:12:51,288 --> 00:12:53,721 >> BYE. 486 00:12:58,488 --> 00:12:59,554 >> OH, THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH 487 00:12:59,554 --> 00:13:01,088 FUN, I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE MY 488 00:13:01,088 --> 00:13:02,688 NEPHEW. 489 00:13:02,688 --> 00:13:04,121 >> WHAT, LIL' LOUIE? 490 00:13:04,121 --> 00:13:05,554 >> NO, [bleep] THAT MUTT. 491 00:13:05,554 --> 00:13:06,388 >> OH, BOY. 492 00:13:06,388 --> 00:13:07,421 COME ON, LADIES. 493 00:13:07,421 --> 00:13:09,154 >> ANG, YOU HERE? 494 00:13:09,154 --> 00:13:10,188 >> ANGELA. 495 00:13:10,188 --> 00:13:11,488 >> HEY, ANG, WHAT'S UP? 496 00:13:11,488 --> 00:13:13,088 >> WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 497 00:13:13,088 --> 00:13:13,988 >> A.J. CALLED. 498 00:13:13,988 --> 00:13:15,988 HE CAN'T COME HOME. 499 00:13:15,988 --> 00:13:17,321 >> [gasps] 500 00:13:17,321 --> 00:13:18,421 >> WHAT? 501 00:13:18,421 --> 00:13:19,421 >> WHY? 502 00:13:19,421 --> 00:13:20,854 >> SOMETHING HAPPENED, THE WHOLE 503 00:13:20,854 --> 00:13:21,654 PLACE LOCKED DOWN, NOBODY'S 504 00:13:21,654 --> 00:13:23,188 ALLOWED TO LEAVE ON ANY PASS. 505 00:13:23,188 --> 00:13:24,621 >> YOU JUST FOUND OUT NOW? 506 00:13:24,621 --> 00:13:26,188 >> THEY LOCK DOWN THESE PLACES? 507 00:13:26,188 --> 00:13:26,888 YOU GOTTA BE-- 508 00:13:26,888 --> 00:13:27,654 >> LIKE, THEY TAKE THE PASSES 509 00:13:27,654 --> 00:13:28,621 AWAY FROM EVERYBODY. 510 00:13:28,621 --> 00:13:29,754 >> EVERYONE GETS PUNISHED, IS 511 00:13:29,754 --> 00:13:31,321 WHAT DETERS YOU. 512 00:13:31,321 --> 00:13:32,121 >> IT'S NOTHING THAT HE DID, 513 00:13:32,121 --> 00:13:33,088 RIGHT? 514 00:13:33,088 --> 00:13:34,088 >> NO. 515 00:13:34,088 --> 00:13:34,921 >> WELL, I FEEL BAD. 516 00:13:34,921 --> 00:13:36,088 MY HEART BREAKS FOR YOU. 517 00:13:36,088 --> 00:13:37,088 THAT SUCKS. 518 00:13:37,088 --> 00:13:39,354 >> WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO? 519 00:13:39,354 --> 00:13:40,321 >> ALL RIGHT, NOW THAT HE'S NOT 520 00:13:40,321 --> 00:13:42,821 COMING, GET THE ALCOHOL. 521 00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:44,521 >> YEAH. 522 00:13:44,521 --> 00:13:46,654 YEAH, BABE. 523 00:13:46,654 --> 00:13:48,288 >> WHERE'S THE PARTY AT? 524 00:13:48,288 --> 00:13:49,421 >> OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 525 00:13:49,421 --> 00:13:52,621 TAN TONY AND HOT FRANK. 526 00:13:52,621 --> 00:13:55,321 >> LISTEN, A.J. COULDN'T COME. 527 00:13:55,321 --> 00:13:57,254 >> YEAH, WE'LL HAVE FUN FOR HIM. 528 00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:58,121 >> YEAH, WE WILL. 529 00:13:58,121 --> 00:13:58,954 >> DON'T WORRY, ANG. 530 00:13:58,954 --> 00:14:00,388 I'LL TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT A.J. 531 00:14:00,388 --> 00:14:01,454 WHEN THEY GET HERE. 532 00:14:01,454 --> 00:14:02,754 >> LET'S MAKE THE BEST OF IT, 533 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,288 LIKE ANTHONY SAYS. 534 00:14:04,288 --> 00:14:05,388 I'M STILL GONNA SHOW EVERYBODY 535 00:14:05,388 --> 00:14:07,188 A GOOD TIME, 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW 536 00:14:07,188 --> 00:14:11,088 A.J. WOULD WANT IT. 537 00:14:11,088 --> 00:14:12,621 PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO SHOW UP. 538 00:14:12,621 --> 00:14:14,354 >> LOOK WHO'S HERE! 539 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,754 >> HI, DAVE! 540 00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:16,454 >> HEY! 541 00:14:16,454 --> 00:14:17,588 >> MY BABY! 542 00:14:17,588 --> 00:14:20,288 OH, MY GOD! 543 00:14:20,288 --> 00:14:22,088 MIMI! 544 00:14:22,088 --> 00:14:22,821 >> MWAH. 545 00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:25,288 >> PARTY, I'M HERE! 546 00:14:25,288 --> 00:14:27,621 >> AAH! 547 00:14:27,621 --> 00:14:28,488 >> NO MATTER WHAT, I HAD TO BE 548 00:14:28,488 --> 00:14:29,154 HERE. 549 00:14:29,154 --> 00:14:31,854 >> HI, SANDY. 550 00:14:31,854 --> 00:14:33,088 >> I DARE YOU. 551 00:14:33,088 --> 00:14:34,821 LET'S GO. 552 00:14:34,821 --> 00:14:35,988 >> [laughs] 553 00:14:35,988 --> 00:14:39,288 >> OH, MY GOD! 554 00:14:39,288 --> 00:14:40,588 RENEE IS CRAZY AS EVER. 555 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:41,921 SHE'LL NEVER CHANGE. 556 00:14:41,921 --> 00:14:45,221 THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT HER. 557 00:14:45,221 --> 00:14:48,254 [crowd cheers] 558 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,388 >> I AM THE BEAUTY QUEEN! 559 00:14:50,388 --> 00:14:52,121 >> RENEE NEEDS TO WATCH HERSELF. 560 00:14:52,121 --> 00:14:56,088 YOU KNOW, THAT IS SANDY'S GUY. 561 00:14:56,088 --> 00:14:56,821 I SWEAR, THESE TWO ARE 562 00:14:56,821 --> 00:14:57,621 LOVEBIRDS. 563 00:14:57,621 --> 00:14:58,488 SOMETHING'S UP HERE. 564 00:14:58,488 --> 00:15:00,088 THIS IS REALLY SCARY. 565 00:15:00,088 --> 00:15:05,088 [laughs] 566 00:15:05,088 --> 00:15:06,288 >> SANDY! 567 00:15:06,288 --> 00:15:10,921 SANDY! 568 00:15:10,921 --> 00:15:12,088 >> [laughs] 569 00:15:12,088 --> 00:15:14,821 SHE'S NUTS. 570 00:15:14,821 --> 00:15:16,754 HI, DRITA. 571 00:15:16,754 --> 00:15:17,521 >> YOU LOOK GREAT. 572 00:15:17,521 --> 00:15:18,554 >> I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT. 573 00:15:18,554 --> 00:15:19,721 >> OH, THANK YOU. 574 00:15:19,721 --> 00:15:20,421 I LOVE THIS. 575 00:15:20,421 --> 00:15:21,288 >> YOU LOOK SO COLORFUL. 576 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:22,421 >> RENEE. 577 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:23,721 >> HOW ARE--I'M A LITTLE-- 578 00:15:23,721 --> 00:15:25,421 BOOBS--BOOBS ARE WET. 579 00:15:25,421 --> 00:15:26,388 >> SHE WAS IN THE POOL WITH HER 580 00:15:26,388 --> 00:15:30,854 CLOTHES ON. 581 00:15:30,854 --> 00:15:34,288 [crowd cheers] 582 00:15:34,288 --> 00:15:35,454 I'M SO HAPPY TO HAVE MY FRIENDS 583 00:15:35,454 --> 00:15:37,288 AND FAMILY AROUND ME, AND NO 584 00:15:37,288 --> 00:15:38,988 MATTER HOW DOWN I AM, THEY'RE 585 00:15:38,988 --> 00:15:40,221 ALWAYS THERE TO GIVE ME A GOOD 586 00:15:40,221 --> 00:15:41,088 LAUGH. 587 00:15:41,088 --> 00:15:42,254 THAT'S WHY I LOVE THEM. 588 00:15:42,254 --> 00:15:44,088 [crowd cheering] 589 00:15:44,088 --> 00:15:45,688 >> JANINE! 590 00:15:45,688 --> 00:15:47,554 JANINE! 591 00:15:47,554 --> 00:15:52,388 COME HERE. 592 00:15:52,388 --> 00:15:55,654 I GOTTA SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 593 00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:56,921 >> YOU WANNA SHOW ME SOMETHING? 594 00:15:56,921 --> 00:15:58,921 >> YEAH. 595 00:15:58,921 --> 00:15:59,821 I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING I GOT 596 00:15:59,821 --> 00:16:01,921 FOR YOUR SISTER. 597 00:16:01,921 --> 00:16:05,588 >> WHAT? 598 00:16:05,588 --> 00:16:08,688 OH, MY GOD. 599 00:16:08,688 --> 00:16:10,754 >> THINK SHE'S GONNA LIKE IT? 600 00:16:10,754 --> 00:16:11,921 >> YOU'RE GONNA GIVE HER A REAL 601 00:16:11,921 --> 00:16:14,888 HEART ATTACK. 602 00:16:14,888 --> 00:16:15,854 >> EVERYBODY'S GOTTA LISTEN UP! 603 00:16:15,854 --> 00:16:17,554 I GOTTA TELL ANGELA SOMETHING! 604 00:16:17,554 --> 00:16:18,488 I WENT AND GOT YOU SOME SPECIAL 605 00:16:18,488 --> 00:16:22,521 CHINESE FOOD, YOUR FAVORITE. 606 00:16:22,521 --> 00:16:31,954 >> HAVEN'T HAD YOUR FILL OF BIG 607 00:16:31,954 --> 00:16:35,821 >> I GOTTA SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 608 00:16:35,821 --> 00:16:37,354 >> OH, MY GOD. 609 00:16:37,354 --> 00:16:38,654 >> THINK SHE'S GONNA LIKE IT? 610 00:16:38,654 --> 00:16:39,721 >> YOU'RE GONNA GIVE HER A REAL 611 00:16:39,721 --> 00:16:42,488 HEART ATTACK. 612 00:16:42,488 --> 00:16:43,488 [dance music playing] 613 00:16:43,488 --> 00:16:46,654 * 614 00:16:46,654 --> 00:16:50,221 >> AAH, AAH, AAH! 615 00:16:50,221 --> 00:16:51,788 [music slows down] 616 00:16:51,788 --> 00:16:53,788 [crowd groaning] 617 00:16:53,788 --> 00:16:56,754 >> ANGELA. 618 00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,221 COME HERE, I GOTTA TALK TO YOU. 619 00:16:58,221 --> 00:16:59,288 EVERYBODY'S GOTTA LISTEN UP! 620 00:16:59,288 --> 00:17:01,288 I GOTTA TELL ANGELA SOMETHING! 621 00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:02,088 >> WAIT! 622 00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:03,254 >> THERE'S AN ANNOUNCEMENT! 623 00:17:03,254 --> 00:17:04,954 >> COME OVER HERE. 624 00:17:04,954 --> 00:17:06,254 EVERYBODY'S GOTTA LISTEN. 625 00:17:06,254 --> 00:17:07,088 >> ALL RIGHT. 626 00:17:07,088 --> 00:17:07,754 >> I WENT AND GOT YOU SOME 627 00:17:07,754 --> 00:17:08,688 SPECIAL CHINESE FOOD, YOUR 628 00:17:08,688 --> 00:17:09,821 FAVORITE. 629 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:10,488 OPEN UP. 630 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,154 SEE IF YOU LIKE THE CHINESE 631 00:17:11,154 --> 00:17:12,354 FOOD. 632 00:17:12,354 --> 00:17:16,521 >> OH, MY GOD. 633 00:17:18,521 --> 00:17:20,354 >> WHAT IS IT? 634 00:17:20,354 --> 00:17:21,288 >> LO MEIN. 635 00:17:21,288 --> 00:17:26,288 [laughter] 636 00:17:26,288 --> 00:17:27,821 >> GOT BLING. 637 00:17:27,821 --> 00:17:32,154 [crowd cheering and hooting] 638 00:17:32,154 --> 00:17:33,354 >> WHAT IS IT? 639 00:17:33,354 --> 00:17:34,088 >> WHAT IS IT? 640 00:17:34,088 --> 00:17:34,688 >> LET'S SEE! 641 00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:37,321 >> OPEN THAT! 642 00:17:37,321 --> 00:17:39,688 [crowd shouting] 643 00:17:39,688 --> 00:17:42,221 >> WHAT IS IT? 644 00:17:42,221 --> 00:17:43,721 >> WHAT IS IT? 645 00:17:43,721 --> 00:17:44,388 >> LET'S SEE. 646 00:17:44,388 --> 00:17:45,388 [Mendelssohn's Wedding March] 647 00:17:45,388 --> 00:17:50,254 * 648 00:17:50,254 --> 00:17:51,954 >> OH, MY GOD. 649 00:17:51,954 --> 00:17:55,954 [crowd cheers, applauds] 650 00:17:57,954 --> 00:17:59,554 NO. 651 00:17:59,554 --> 00:18:00,788 >> AH, GET LOST! 652 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:03,121 >> YOU LIKE IT? 653 00:18:03,121 --> 00:18:04,088 [laughter] 654 00:18:04,088 --> 00:18:05,388 >> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 655 00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:06,254 >> I'M IN SHOCK. 656 00:18:06,254 --> 00:18:08,121 IT'S HUGE, I LOVE IT, LOVE IT, 657 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,254 LOVE IT, LOVE IT! 658 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:10,354 GOT THE BLING-BLING ON THE 659 00:18:10,354 --> 00:18:11,388 FING-FING. 660 00:18:11,388 --> 00:18:13,454 THANK YOU, NEIL. 661 00:18:13,454 --> 00:18:15,788 THE RIGHT SIZE, THE RIGHT 662 00:18:15,788 --> 00:18:17,454 DIAMONDS ALL AROUND IT. 663 00:18:17,454 --> 00:18:19,388 HE DID VERY GOOD. 664 00:18:19,388 --> 00:18:21,954 >> [laughs] 665 00:18:21,954 --> 00:18:26,688 [crowd cheers, applauds] 666 00:18:28,354 --> 00:18:32,088 >> THAT STONE IS [bleep] SICK. 667 00:18:32,088 --> 00:18:35,088 >> CONGRATULATIONS. 668 00:18:39,088 --> 00:18:40,654 >> I KNOW, YOU REALLY DO. 669 00:18:40,654 --> 00:18:42,821 >> WHOO! 670 00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:44,254 >> AS MUCH AS I WISH A.J. WAS 671 00:18:44,254 --> 00:18:46,088 HERE TO CELEBRATE THIS WITH ME 672 00:18:46,088 --> 00:18:47,788 RIGHT NOW, I KNOW IT'S BEST FOR 673 00:18:47,788 --> 00:18:49,788 HIM TO BE AWAY SO HE CAN GET 674 00:18:49,788 --> 00:18:50,621 BETTER. 675 00:18:50,621 --> 00:18:52,854 >> NEIL FINALLY DID IT! 676 00:18:52,854 --> 00:18:54,254 >> NEIL'S ACTUALLY STEPPED UP TO 677 00:18:54,254 --> 00:18:55,288 THE PLATE. 678 00:18:55,288 --> 00:18:57,088 IT WAS THE TOUGHEST DAY FOR ME, 679 00:18:57,088 --> 00:18:59,454 AND NEIL MADE IT THE BEST. 680 00:18:59,454 --> 00:19:02,788 HE'S MY HUSBAND. 681 00:19:02,788 --> 00:19:05,354 HE LIKES WHEN I SAY THAT. 682 00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:06,621 >> CELEBRATE! 683 00:19:06,621 --> 00:19:07,288 >> [whistles] 684 00:19:07,288 --> 00:19:09,521 >> GET THE CHAMPAGNE! 685 00:19:09,521 --> 00:19:14,088 >> OH! 686 00:19:14,088 --> 00:19:16,088 >> WHOO! 687 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,254 >> THIS HAS BEEN A BIG SUMMER 688 00:19:17,254 --> 00:19:18,854 FOR ME. 689 00:19:18,854 --> 00:19:20,488 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 690 00:19:20,488 --> 00:19:22,088 I STARTED A NEW BUSINESS... 691 00:19:22,088 --> 00:19:23,088 AAH! 692 00:19:23,088 --> 00:19:24,254 I DID IT! 693 00:19:24,254 --> 00:19:27,754 AND MY OLD BUSINESS BLEW UP. 694 00:19:27,754 --> 00:19:29,088 I MADE A LOT OF MONEY... 695 00:19:29,088 --> 00:19:30,088 OPA! 696 00:19:30,088 --> 00:19:31,321 AND I SPENT A LOT OF MONEY. 697 00:19:31,321 --> 00:19:32,788 I'M BUYING THE CASA! 698 00:19:32,788 --> 00:19:35,521 [cheering] 699 00:19:35,521 --> 00:19:37,088 I MADE SOME NEW FRIENDS. 700 00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,121 >> MAKE SOME NOISE FOR BIG ANG, 701 00:19:38,121 --> 00:19:39,321 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 702 00:19:39,321 --> 00:19:40,188 >> HA-HA! 703 00:19:40,188 --> 00:19:41,121 WAAH! 704 00:19:41,121 --> 00:19:42,454 I TRIED SOME NEW THINGS. 705 00:19:42,454 --> 00:19:43,554 >> SAY, "DIAMONDS." 706 00:19:43,554 --> 00:19:44,721 >> DIAMONDS. 707 00:19:44,721 --> 00:19:46,254 I THREW SOME [bleep] INSANE 708 00:19:46,254 --> 00:19:47,254 PARTIES. 709 00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:48,721 >> OH! 710 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:49,854 >> OH, MY GOD! 711 00:19:49,854 --> 00:19:50,888 >> I ALMOST HAD A FEW HEART 712 00:19:50,888 --> 00:19:51,821 ATTACKS. 713 00:19:51,821 --> 00:19:52,821 I'M FEELING A LITTLE CREEPED 714 00:19:52,821 --> 00:19:53,621 OUT RIGHT HERE. 715 00:19:53,621 --> 00:19:54,854 BUT I SURVIVED... 716 00:19:54,854 --> 00:19:55,921 [all cheering] 717 00:19:55,921 --> 00:19:57,321 AND NOW I'M ENGAGED... 718 00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,388 TO MY HUSBAND. 719 00:19:59,388 --> 00:20:00,488 YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT LIFE IS 720 00:20:00,488 --> 00:20:02,421 GONNA THROW AT YOU, BUT YOU KNOW 721 00:20:02,421 --> 00:20:03,588 WHAT? 722 00:20:03,588 --> 00:20:05,188 I'M JUST GONNA KEEP ON LIVING, 723 00:20:05,188 --> 00:20:07,021 KEEP ON PARTYING, JUST KEEP ON 724 00:20:07,021 --> 00:20:09,254 DOING EVERYTHING BIG. 725 00:20:09,254 --> 00:20:10,321 LONG AS I HAVE MY FRIENDS, 726 00:20:10,321 --> 00:20:13,288 AND MY FAMILY, AND MY DIAMONDS. 727 00:20:13,288 --> 00:20:14,288 [dance music] 728 00:20:14,288 --> 00:20:16,288 * 729 00:20:16,288 --> 00:20:18,288 >> WHOO-HOO!