>> MY HUSBAND WANTS TO GET A
TATTOO OF ME.
>> OKAY.
>> ON THIS EPISODE OF BIG ANG...
I WAS THINKING, LIKE, A NAKED
PHOTO.
>> NAKED?
[laughs]
>> YOU KNOW, I'VE DONE
PHOTO SHOOTS BEFORE, BUT I NEVER
DID ANYTHING NUDE IN FRONT OF A
GUY I DON'T KNOW.
>> YOU SEEN ONE, YOU SEEN 'EM
ALL, YOU KNOW?
[laughs]
>> YOU DIDN'T SEE THESE.
HELLO?
>> HELLO.
>> I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM OR SEEN
A.J. IN WEEKS.
HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T CALLED ME?
* I-I LIKE THE WISE GUYS
* THE--THE--THE WISE GUYS
* I WANT THAT
* I WANNA HAVE FUN
* AND GET WHACKED
* OH, MY GOD
* HELLO
* I-I LIKE THE WISE GUYS
* THE--THE--THE WISE GUYS
* I-I LIKE THE WISE GUYS
* I-I-I LOVE, LOVE DIAMONDS
* I WANT A MASSAGE
* FACIAL
* GET SPRAY TANNED
* HELLO
* A MASSAGE, FACIAL
* E-E-E-EVERYBODY LOVES ME
>> NEIL!
>> YEAH?
>> HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA SAY
I'M SICK OF LOOKING AT THIS
CHANDELIER?
I CAN'T TAKE IT.
>> AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO
DO WITH THE CHANDELIER?
SHOVE IT UP MY ASS?
>> NEIL MOVED BACK IN A FEW
MONTHS AGO.
HE'S A PROCRASTINATOR WITH
EVERYTHING HE DOES.
THAT'S WHAT GETS ON MY [bleep]
NERVES.
THAT THING LAYING THERE BOTHERS
ME, BUT NOTHING BOTHERS YOU,
'CAUSE YOU JUST STEP OVER
EVERYTHING.
>> KIKI, LAY DOWN.
>> GET OUT!
>> GET DOWN.
>> THIS IS WHAT I INHERITED, A
PSYCHOTIC DOG.
>> KIKI...
LOOK HOW CUTE THIS DOG IS.
>> IF YOU WOULD TAKE HIM OUT ON
THE [bleep] LEASH, HE'D BE EVEN
BETTER.
>> I TAKE CARE OF THE DOG...
>> WHILE A.J.'S GONE.
>> FOR YOUR SON.
>> YES, DO IT FOR A.J.
NEIL AND A.J. HAVE A VERY GOOD
RELATIONSHIP.
AS FOR ME AND NEIL, HE GETS ON
MY [bleep] NERVES BAD.
I WANT MY PRESENTS.
>> YOU'LL GET YOUR PRESENTS.
>> I GET NO PRESENT.
I LIKE GETTING PRESENTS.
IT'S A WEEK AFTER MY BIRTHDAY.
I STILL NEVER GOT A [bleep]
PRESENT FROM NEIL.
>> YOU NEVER GOT NOTHING FROM
ME?
WHAT YOU GET FOR VALENTINE'S
DAY?
>> NEIL, YOU'RE STILL BRINGING
UP VALENTINE'S DAY.
WHAT THE [bleep]?
THAT WAS FIVE MONTHS AGO, SEVEN
MONTHS AGO.
>> ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, I GOT A
GOOD IDEA TODAY.
>> WHAT THE [bleep] IS YOUR
IDEA?
YOU NEVER HAVE ANYTHING GOOD.
>> I THINK I'M GONNA GET A
TATTOO.
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE
MUSCLE GUYS WITH TATTOOS.
>> YEAH, WELL, TOO BAD YOU DON'T
HAVE MUSCLES OR TATTOOS.
I DON'T KNOW HOW I WINDED UP
WITH YOU.
>> I'M GONNA GET THE TATTOO FOR
YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
>> OH, THAT'S A GOOD DUMBASS
BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
>> BUT I WAS THINKING OF GETTING
A NICE PORTRAIT OF YOU.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> OH, I THINK THAT'S FABULOUS.
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
>> YOU THINK THE WHOLE BODY OR
JUST THE FACE?
>> THE WHOLE BODY, NAKED.
WE HAVE TO GET THE PERFECT,
PERFECT PICTURE.
>> DO I GET TO TAKE PICTURES OF
YOU NAKED?
>> NO, NEIL, YOU DON'T GET TO DO
ANYTHING BUT GET THE TATTOO.
I PICK THE PICTURE, 'CAUSE IT'S
ABOUT ME.
LATELY NEIL'S BEEN DRESSING ALL
NICE, WEARING COLOGNE.
I DON'T KNOW IF NEIL'S TRYING TO
IMPRESS ME OR SOMEONE ELSE.
IF HE REALLY GETS THIS TATTOO,
THEN I'LL BE IMPRESSED.
BUT I'M NOT HOLDING MY BREATH.
WE HAVE TO DO IT, LIKE, RIGHT
AWAY.
>> I GUESS ONCE I START, IF IT
HURTS, I CAN'T QUIT, RIGHT?
>> NOPE, YOU'RE STUCK WITH IT...
[snickering]
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, YEAH.
OH, THIS IS A PERFECT SPOT.
I'M THINKING ABOUT STARTING A
SPRAY TANNING BUSINESS.
>> AND LOOK, IT EVEN HAS A
PARKING LOT.
>> JANINE FOUND A GOOD SPOT.
AND IF SHE LIKES IT, I'M ALL-IN.
OOH, I REALLY LIKE THIS.
>> ISN'T IT NICE?
>> I THINK THAT WALL SHOULD BE
CHARCOAL GRAY WITH MIRRORED
LIPS.
AND I SHOULD ALSO HAVE A BIG HOT
PINK GLITTER LIPS.
>> LOVE IT.
>> THIS SPRAY TANNING BUSINESS
IS GONNA BE THE FOURTH BUSINESS
I'M OPENING.
I HAVE THE DRUNKEN MONKEY, I
HAD ANOTHER BAR IN STATEN
ISLAND, AND 25 YEARS AGO, ME AND
JENNIFER RAN A CHILDREN'S PARTY
PLACE CALLED IMAGINATIONS.
WE HAD A HANGOVER EVERY DAY, SO
THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT TOO GOOD.
SOMEBODY MUST HAVE STARTED AND
NEVER CAME BACK.
WHAT IDIOTS.
>> LOOK AT THESE ROOMS.
YOU CHANGE IN THERE, RIGHT?
>> WOW.
>> YOU GET A SPRAY TAN.
NOW YOU HAVE TO DRY, SO YOU GO
IN HERE, BUT YOUR SPRAY TANNER
TAKES THIS PERSON.
SO IT'S DOUBLE.
>> OH, THAT'S--
>> YOU NEVER HAVE TO LOSE TIME.
>> I REALLY LIKE THAT.
WHOEVER DID THAT WAS VERY SMART.
>> YEAH.
>> I WANT THIS!
RIGHT NOW.
THERE'S SO MUCH POTENTIAL HERE.
WOMEN ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS
PLACE.
I THINK THE SIGN SHOULD BE BIG
LIPS, AND INSIDE THE LIPS...
"BIG ANG'S SECRETS."
>> THAT'S A GOOD NAME.
>> ISN'T THAT COOL?
I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT MYSELF.
[cell phone rings]
HELLO?
>> HELLO.
>> OH, HI, A.J.
AFTER A.J. WAS ARRESTED, HE WENT
INTO A TREATMENT PROGRAM.
I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM OR SEEN
A.J. IN WEEKS.
HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T CALLED ME?
>> THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'M
GETTING TO USE THE PHONE.
ONLY GET, LIKE, A CALL A WEEK
OVER HERE, IF THAT.
>> A.J. NOT BEING HOME HAS
REALLY AFFECTED ALL OF OUR
LIVES.
ESPECIALLY KILO THE DOG IS
WALKING AROUND MOPING.
I MEAN, THIS IS CRAZY.
YOU DON'T CALL, I DON'T SEE YOU,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
I MEAN, I KNOW NOTHING.
OH, GOD.
I WISH I COULD SEND YOU FOOD.
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED?
OH, THAT MAKES THE DAY GO
FASTER, IF YOU DO SOMETHING.
>> YEAH.
>> OH, YOU GOT NICE FRIENDS?
>> YEAH.
>> WELL, MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET
THAT FRIENDLY WITH THE PEOPLE.
IT'S GONNA BE HARD FOR A.J. TO
LIVE BY RULES AND REGULATIONS.
HE'S NOT USED TO THAT.
DON'T GET TOO FRIENDLY WITH
ANYBODY, 'CAUSE THEN YOU START
BREAKING RULES, YOU GET IN
TROUBLE.
WHEN AM I GONNA GET TO SEE YOU?
OH, THAT'S A GOOD THING.
WHAT DO--WHAT DO I BRING?
I'LL MAKE YOU THE SAUCE, I'LL
MAKE YOU THE MACARONI, I'LL GET
YOU THE RIGATONI...
>> YEAH, EVERYTHING.
>> EVERYTHING, BRING EVERYTHING.
BRING THE WHOLE HOUSE, MA.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> NEIL'S GETTIN' THE TATTOO
THIS WEEK.
A BIG NAKED PICTURE OF ME.
HE'S GONNA DIE, RIGHT?
[laughs]
[phone beeps]
OKAY, I LOVE YOU.
MAKE SURE YOU CALL ME WHEN YOU
CAN.
OKAY, WE MISS YOU.
BYE.
YOU KNOW, I'VE DONE PHOTO SHOOTS
BEFORE, BUT I NEVER DID ANYTHING
NUDE IN FRONT OF A GUY I DON'T
KNOW.
>> KEEP THOSE LEGS KIND OF
SPREAD OPEN A LITTLE BIT.
NICE.
>> HI, MY HANDSOME GUYS.
>> WHAT'S UP, ANG?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT?
THAT STOLI CHOCOLATE-COVERED
STRAWBERRY.
SPLASH OF CLUB.
SPLASH.
THAT'S A LITTLE MORE THAN A
SPLASH.
THAT SELTZER'S LOOKING A LITTLE
FLAT.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT'D YOU DO ALL DAY?
>> I BEEN LOOKING AT A SPOT FOR
MY NEW SPRAY TANNING BUSINESS.
>> SPRAY TANS?
>> YEAH, I LIKE IT.
YOU GET THE THREADING,
EYELASHES, SPRAY TAN, HAIR
EXTENSIONS, JEWELRY.
BYE-BYE.
>> THAT'S A GREAT FRIGGIN' IDEA.
>> ISN'T IT?
>> I'LL BE YOUR FIRST CUSTOMER.
YOU CAN SPRAY TAN THE [bleep]
OUTTA ME.
>> I DECIDED TO SIGN THE LEASE
FOR THE SPRAY TANNING BUSINESS,
AND I'M SO EXCITED.
I WANT TO TAKE THE SALON TO THE
NEXT LEVEL.
COME IN, YOU GET A GLASS OF
SANGRIA.
BECAUSE I KNOW WHEN I GO TO A
PLACE, I WANT A DRINK.
IT'S GONNA TAKE A LITTLE TIME,
BUT I'M JUST A FEW WEEKS AWAY
FROM ALL THE FREE SPRAY TANS I
COULD GET.
>> LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
IF A MAN GOES NAKED, WHILE HE'S
REGULAR, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE'S
LIKE, AROUSED?
IT'S GONNA BE TWO-TONE.
[bleep] SCARE THE GIRL AWAY.
SHE'D BE LIKE, "WHAT THE [bleep]
IS THAT, A SLINKY?"
>> [laughs]
>> NO?
>> TRUE.
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING
ON WITH NEIL.
FOR MY BIRTHDAY, NEIL'S GETTING
A TATTOO OF ME.
NAKED!
>> GET OUTTA HERE.
>> I'M GONNA DO A PHOTO SHOOT.
I PICK THE PICTURE, HE HAS NO
SAY, AND I PUT IT WHEREVER I
WANT.
>> COULD I--COULD I LOOK AT THE
PICTURES BEFORE YOU PICK 'EM?
JUST CHECKING.
IS HE PUTTING JUST YOU, OR IS HE
GONNA PUT, LIKE, "BIG ANG"?
HE'S GOTTA PUT LIKE, "BIG ANG."
'CAUSE IT COULD--YOU COULD BE
ANYBODY ELSE.
>> TRUST ME, THERE'S ONLY ONE OF
ME.
>> THAT'S FOR SURE.
>> I'M FINALLY GOING TO SEE A.J.
AT THIS REHABILITATION CENTER.
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT MY POOR
SON IS EATING.
PROBABLY GARBAGE.
A POT OF MY SAUCE WILL MAKE HIM
FEEL MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE.
THIS AIN'T GONNA WORK OUT.
THE POT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH.
>> AH, AIR CONDITIONING.
>> [grunts]
>> WHAT'S UP, ANGIE?
>> COOKING FOR A.J.
>> LOOK AT THE SIZE OF YOUR POT.
NOBODY ELSE COOKS WITH THAT POT.
AM I GONNA ROLL THE MEATBALLS?
>> OKAY.
JEN IS HERE TO HELP, BUT SHE
DEFINITELY NEEDS TO BE
SUPERVISED, 'CAUSE THAT GIRL
WILL START A FIRE.
>> I LOVE ROLLING THE BALLS.
LET ME TEST.
MM...
MY GOD, IT'S EVEN GOOD RAW.
>> YOUR MEATBALLS HAVE GOTTA GO
IN.
>> OH, MY GOD, I FORGOT.
WHO PUT THE STOVE ON?
ME?
LOOK AT THAT [bleep] BRACIOLE.
HOLY [bleep].
>> I'M SO EXCITED.
I CAN'T WAIT TO GO SEE A.J.
I--YOU GET TO SPEND FIVE HOURS.
THAT'S NICE.
>> AH, THAT'S A NICE DAY.
ARE YOU BRINGING THE FAMILY?
>> YEAH, I'M BRINGING NEIL,
HIS GRANDPARENTS.
>> YOU NEED NEIL.
WHO ELSE COULD CARRY ALL THIS
[bleep] FOOD?
>> [snickers]
>> YOU KNOW, WHEN I MET YOUR
MOTHER, SHE WAS SMOKING,
DRINKING, AND COOKING, BUT SHE
WAS IN HER BRA.
>> I DON'T WEAR BRAS.
[chuckles]
LET ME GO GET THE TRAYS, 'CAUSE
I GOTTA PACK ALL THIS UP.
>> OH, MY GOD, ANGELA, YOU'RE A
CATERER.
[chuckles]
>> I BECAME THAT.
I'D RATHER BE PASSING THE SAUCE
TO A.J. ACROSS THE TABLE THAN
PACKING IT UP TO BRING TO THE
TREATMENT CENTER.
BUT THIS MEAL SHOULD MAKE HIM
FEEL CLOSE TO HOME.
>> OH, MY GOD, ANGELA, THAT'S TO
DIE FOR.
I WANT YOU TO DIVORCE NEIL AND
MARRY ME.
PLEASE, ANGELA.
>> IF I WAS GAY, I WOULD.
HELLO.
>> HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> HOW'S EVERYTHING?
WHAT IS IT, EXACTLY, THAT WE
NEED?
>> MY HUSBAND WANTS TO GET A
TATTOO OF ME.
HE'S VERY BIG.
>> OKAY.
>> SO I'M GIVING HIM THE
PICTURE THAT I CHOOSE.
I WAS THINKING, LIKE, A NAKED
PHOTO.
>> NAKED?
>> NOT REALLY NAKED-NAKED.
>> [laughs]
>> YOU KNOW, LIKE A PINUP?
LIKE, SOMETHING, LIKE, TOWARDS
THE SIDE.
>> OKAY.
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
>> OH, GOD.
YOU BETTER STOP SAYING THAT.
YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS.
>> [laughs]
>> I NEVER DONE NOTHING LIKE
THIS BEFORE.
I'M HAVING A LITTLE ANXIETY.
>> WHY ARE YOU NERVOUS?
>> I NEVER TOOK PICTURES NAKED
IN FRONT OF ANYBODY.
>> [laughs]
YOU'LL BE FINE.
>> I NEED TO HAVE A CIGARETTE.
>> BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.
>> YOU KNOW, I'VE DONE PHOTO
SHOOTS BEFORE, BUT I NEVER DID
ANYTHING NUDE IN FRONT OF A GUY
I DON'T KNOW.
FEELS A LITTLE [bleep] WEIRD
RIGHT NOW.
THE FASTER I DO THIS, THE
BETTER.
OKAY, LET'S GET STARTED.
>> KEEP THOSE LEGS KIND OF
SPREAD OPEN A LITTLE BIT.
NICE.
>> HE SOUNDS VULGAR.
>> [laughs]
>> DON'T MOVE.
>> SO LET'S LO--LET'S LOSE THE
BOA.
>> MY HEART DROPS.
>> YOU SEEN ONE, YOU SEEN 'EM
ALL, YOU KNOW?
[chuckles]
>> YOU DIDN'T SEE THESE.
I'M LIKE, "OKAY," AND I JUST GO
FOR IT.
>> WHICH SIDE, LEFT OR RIGHT?
>> I LIKE THIS SIDE.
>> YOU LIKE THIS SIDE?
YOU WANT TO SEE THAT?
>> YEAH.
>> RIGHT?
OKAY.
SAY "HI."
>> HI.
>> GOOD.
GIRLS, YOU DON'T SEE ANYTHING,
RIGHT?
NO NIPPLES OR ANYTHING?
>> THERE'S JUST A FEATHER...
UNDERNEATH.
>> THERE'S ANOTHER FEATHER?
>> THINGS ARE STUCK UNDER THERE.
[laughter]
>> SAY "MONEY."
>> MONEY.
>> GOOD.
SAY THE WORD "DIAMONDS."
>> DIAMONDS.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> HEY, LISTEN, THE BOTTOM LINE
IS, 53 YEARS OLD, I THINK I'M
LOOKING PRETTY GOOD RIGHT NOW.
NOW I'M REALLY STARTING TO LIKE
IT.
WE'RE DONE?
>> THAT'S A WRAP.
>> THANK YOU, NEIL.
[laughs]
THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
I'M FEELING LIKE A CENTERFOLD
OF PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THESE
PICTURES.
>> THANKS, ANG.
>> THANKS.
HOW LONG WILL THIS BE READY?
>> COUPLE DAYS.
>> BECAUSE HE HAS TO DO THIS
RIGHT AWAY.
>> [chuckles]
>> HOW 'BOUT THAT THONG BACK
SHOT?
>> YOUR SON IS GONNA KILL YOU.
>> [laughs]
WHAT'S THE MATTER, NEIL?
YOU GETTING A LITTLE PAIN?
DON'T YOU PASS OUT ON ME.
>> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
IT'S TOO [bleep] HOT TO EVEN
WALK FROM THE CAR.
>> [laughs] I KNOW, IT'S SO HOT
OUT YOU COULD DROP DEAD.
>> I WANT TO SHOW YOU THE NICE
PICTURE OF ME AND A.J.
>> HOW WAS THE VISIT?
>> WE HAD SO MUCH FUN.
LOOK HOW NICE THE PICTURE IS.
HE GAINED A LITTLE WEIGHT BACK.
HE LOOKS REALLY GOOD.
GOT NICE AND HEALTHY.
>> HE LOOKS REALLY GOOD.
>> HE DOES.
>> WHAT DID YOUSE DO?
>> WE HAD A PICNIC WITH
EVERYBODY WITH THEIR FAMILIES.
THERE WAS LIKE, 200, 300 PEOPLE.
I FED EVERYBODY.
>> YOU MADE THAT MUCH FOOD?
>> YEAH.
>> WOW.
>> EVERYBODY LOVED OUR TABLE THE
BEST.
AND WE EVEN HAD THE CANNOLIS.
>> DID YOU MEET ANY OF HIS
COUNSELORS?
>> I DID MEET ONE OF THEM, AND
THEY SAID A.J. WAS DOING VERY
GOOD, AND THAT HE'S MAKING A
VERY GOOD PROGRESS.
>> ISN'T IT HARD TO HAVE A SON
THAT'S PUT AWAY?
>> IT MAKES YOU WORRY, BUT YOU
KNOW WHAT?
BETTER I COULD SLEEP KNOWING
WHERE HE IS SAFE...
>> YEAH.
>> THAN WANDERING THE [bleep]
STREETS WONDERING WHAT HE'S UP
TO.
>> YEAH.
>> GUESS WHAT.
FOR MY BIRTHDAY, NEIL'S GONNA
GET A TATTOO OF ME...
>> [laughs]
>> BENDING OVER LIKE THIS.
LOOK.
>> "KISS MY ASS, NEIL."
>> SO I HAD A PHOTO SHOOT,
NAKED.
>> ARE YOU NUTS?
THIS IS HIS FIRST TATTOO?
>> YUP.
>> HE IS A BEAUTY.
[laughs]
NEIL PROBABLY THINKS IT'S GONNA
SHOW ANGELA THAT HE LOVES HER.
TO SHOW ANGELA THAT HE LOVES
HER, HE NEEDS TO GET ANOTHER
JOB.
YOU REALLY THINK NEIL'S GETTING
A PICTURE OF YOU TATTOOED ON
HIMSELF?
HE AIN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING.
>> PROBABLY NOT.
>> YOU DON'T THINK?
>> NO.
NEIL IS ALL TALK AND NO ACTION.
IF NEIL ACTUALLY GOES THROUGH
WITH THIS TATTOO, I WILL DIE.
'CAUSE TRUST ME, HE AIN'T GONNA
DO IT, HE CAN'T TAKE PAIN, HE'S
A LITTLE [bleep] BABY.
>> ALL RIGHT, HE'S NOT THE
SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER.
>> THE SHARPEST?
>> [laughs]
>> HE'S NOT EVEN IN THE DRAWER.
>> [laughs]
HE CAN'T FIND THE DRAWER.
[laughter]
>> HELLO.
WHAT CAN I HELP YOU GUYS WITH?
>> NEIL'S GONNA GET A TATTOO.
>> FIRST ONE.
>> FIRST ONE?
>> I SENT MY PICTURE TO YOU.
>> RIGHT.
PICTURE OF YOU.
YOU WANT HIM TO SEE IT?
>> I THINK HE SHOULD SEE IT WHEN
WE'RE COMPLETELY FINISHED.
>> OKAY, THAT WORKS FOR ME.
>> IT'S GOTTA BE A SURPRISE.
I DON'T BELIEVE HALF THE THINGS
I HEAR FROM NEIL, BUT I CAN'T
BELIEVE NEIL'S REALLY GONNA GO
THROUGH WITH THIS.
OH, NO, TATTOOS DON'T HURT.
[laughs]
NO PEEKING.
>> [laughs]
SEE, I GET THIS, NOW YOU CAN'T
THROW ME OUT NO MORE.
>> YEAH, WATCH.
>> [laughs]
>> WATCH ME THROW YOU OUT IN A
WEEK.
>> THIS IS IT, BROTHER.
JUST DON'T MOVE, ALL RIGHT?
[needle buzzing]
>> NO TURNING BACK NOW.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, NEIL?
SQUEEZING YOUR EYES A LITTLE.
YOU GETTING A LITTLE PAIN?
AH, LOOK AT NEIL!
HE'S ALL LIKE, "EEE!"
OH, WHAT'S THE MATTER, NEIL?
IS IT HURTING?
HE'S ALL, "NO."
LIAR.
COULD YOU GO DEEPER?
[laughs]
LISTEN TO ME, NEIL SHOULD BE
HAPPY AND HONORED TO HAVE ME
NAKED ON HIS LEG.
TRUST ME.
COME ON, MAKE A FACE.
[laughs]
PAYBACK'S A BITCH.
HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU,
NEIL?
DON'T YOU PASS OUT ON ME.
>> ALL RIGHT, NEIL.
YOU'RE ALL DONE.
>> OOH, HURRY UP, NEIL, JUMP UP.
I WANT TO SEE.
[giggles] OOH!
HAVEN'T HAD YOUR FILL OF
[tattoo needle buzzing]
>> I WANNA SHOW A.J. WHAT A BIG
BOY YOU ARE.
>> OH, THANK YOU.
>> I AM SO EXCITED TO BE
WATCHING HIM.
LIKE THAT.
>> OH, GOD.
YOU KNOW, YOUR FACE IS KILLING
ME.
>> YOURS HAS BEEN KILLING ME
FIVE YEARS.
I'M ALWAYS GIVING NEIL A HARD
TIME.
MOST OF THE TIME HE GETS ON MY
NERVES, BUT I REALLY KNOW HE HAS
A GOOD HEART.
HOLD MY HAND, DON'T CRY.
I'M BORED.
I'M GONNA GO GET A TATTOO
MYSELF.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA GET?
>> I DON'T KNOW, I WAS THINKING
LIPS OR SOMETHING.
I'M, LIKE, FIENDING FOR ANOTHER
TATTOO.
I WANT IT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE SHOULDER BLADES.
>> OKAY.
>> HOW CUTE, HUSBAND AND WIFE
GETTING TATTOOS.
>> YEAH, ISN'T IT?
>> OW!
>> IS SHE CRYING OVER THERE?
>> I HEARD YOU CRYING OVER
THERE, THOUGH.
>> YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
[laughter]
>> I HAVE A HEADACHE.
>> YOU SAY THAT EVERY NIGHT.
>> [laughs]
I HAVEN'T SPOKE TO YOU THIS MUCH
IN THREE YEARS.
>> I'M TRYING ANYTHING HERE.
[laughter]
LOOK AT THE PAIN I'M GOING
THROUGH.
IT'S THE INK.
I THINK YOU'RE ATTRACTED.
>> WELL, MAYBE IT'S DOING A
LITTLE SOMETHING.
OW!
YOU CRAZY?
>> [chuckles]
>> THANK GOD.
LET ME SEE.
I LOVE IT.
>> LOOKS GOOD.
>> VERY...
BIG.
>> YOU LIKE BIG THINGS.
>> ALL RIGHT, NEIL.
YOU'RE ALL DONE.
>> DONE?
THANK GOD.
>> OOH, HURRY UP, NEIL, JUMP UP.
I WANT TO SEE.
>> [clears throat]
>> [giggles] OOH!
OOH, LOOKIN' MIGHTY FINE.
>> IT LOOKS GOOD.
>> I LOOK PRETTY HOT.
>> DAMN.
WOW.
DID A GREAT JOB.
>> THAT'S A NICE SET OF LEGS.
>> I KNOW, MY LEGS LOOK NICE,
RIGHT?
>> NO, MINE.
NEIL CAN'T AFFORD LAVISH GIFTS
AND DIAMONDS, BUT THE TATTOO IS
PERMANENT, AND THAT'S PRICELESS.
OH, MY GOD, THAT REALLY LOOKS
JUST LIKE ME.
I LOVE IT.
>> CAME OUT AWESOME.
>> OH, I THINK THE ASS LOOKS
REALLY GOOD.
>> YEAH, I'M LIKING THE ASS.
>> THE [bleep] ARE REALLY NICE.
[laughs]
>> NEXT TIME, ON BIG ANG...
GAY PRIDE!
IT'S NEW YORK CITY GAY PRIDE,
AND ME AND THE GIRLS LOVE TO GO.
>> ANGELA.
>> THE CLOSET'S A DISASTER AND
IT'S ALL PACKED TOGETHER.
>> ANGELA IS HERE TO LEAVE
STUFF.
>> THIS IS GIVING ME VERY BAD
ANXIETY.
NOBODY HAS BETTER PARTIES THAN
DRAG QUEENS.
AND I WANT TO DO THAT IN MY BAR.
>> WE HAVE A NEW NIGHT HERE AT
THE DRUNKEN MONKEY.
MAKE SOME NOISE FOR BIG ANG,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
>> DRUNKEN MONKEY!