1 00:00:03,021 --> 00:00:03,688 >> MY HUSBAND WANTS TO GET A 2 00:00:03,688 --> 00:00:04,354 TATTOO OF ME. 3 00:00:04,354 --> 00:00:05,021 >> OKAY. 4 00:00:05,021 --> 00:00:06,888 >> ON THIS EPISODE OF BIG ANG... 5 00:00:06,888 --> 00:00:08,288 I WAS THINKING, LIKE, A NAKED 6 00:00:08,288 --> 00:00:08,954 PHOTO. 7 00:00:08,954 --> 00:00:09,621 >> NAKED? 8 00:00:09,621 --> 00:00:10,421 [laughs] 9 00:00:10,421 --> 00:00:11,088 >> YOU KNOW, I'VE DONE 10 00:00:11,088 --> 00:00:12,654 PHOTO SHOOTS BEFORE, BUT I NEVER 11 00:00:12,654 --> 00:00:14,554 DID ANYTHING NUDE IN FRONT OF A 12 00:00:14,554 --> 00:00:15,654 GUY I DON'T KNOW. 13 00:00:15,654 --> 00:00:16,421 >> YOU SEEN ONE, YOU SEEN 'EM 14 00:00:16,421 --> 00:00:17,188 ALL, YOU KNOW? 15 00:00:17,188 --> 00:00:17,921 [laughs] 16 00:00:17,921 --> 00:00:21,521 >> YOU DIDN'T SEE THESE. 17 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:22,521 HELLO? 18 00:00:22,521 --> 00:00:23,221 >> HELLO. 19 00:00:23,221 --> 00:00:24,654 >> I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM OR SEEN 20 00:00:24,654 --> 00:00:25,654 A.J. IN WEEKS. 21 00:00:25,654 --> 00:00:29,154 HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T CALLED ME? 22 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:31,021 * I-I LIKE THE WISE GUYS 23 00:00:31,021 --> 00:00:32,254 * THE--THE--THE WISE GUYS 24 00:00:32,254 --> 00:00:32,921 * I WANT THAT 25 00:00:32,921 --> 00:00:33,721 * I WANNA HAVE FUN 26 00:00:33,721 --> 00:00:34,654 * AND GET WHACKED 27 00:00:34,654 --> 00:00:35,821 * OH, MY GOD 28 00:00:35,821 --> 00:00:36,488 * HELLO 29 00:00:36,488 --> 00:00:38,154 * I-I LIKE THE WISE GUYS 30 00:00:38,154 --> 00:00:40,321 * THE--THE--THE WISE GUYS 31 00:00:40,321 --> 00:00:41,488 * I-I LIKE THE WISE GUYS 32 00:00:41,488 --> 00:00:43,454 * I-I-I LOVE, LOVE DIAMONDS 33 00:00:43,454 --> 00:00:45,054 * I WANT A MASSAGE 34 00:00:45,054 --> 00:00:45,754 * FACIAL 35 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:46,654 * GET SPRAY TANNED 36 00:00:46,654 --> 00:00:47,321 * GET SPRAY TANNED 37 00:00:47,321 --> 00:00:47,988 * HELLO 38 00:00:47,988 --> 00:00:49,354 * A MASSAGE, FACIAL 39 00:00:49,354 --> 00:00:51,454 * E-E-E-EVERYBODY LOVES ME 40 00:01:00,321 --> 00:01:01,421 >> NEIL! 41 00:01:01,421 --> 00:01:02,254 >> YEAH? 42 00:01:02,254 --> 00:01:05,088 >> HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA SAY 43 00:01:05,088 --> 00:01:06,554 I'M SICK OF LOOKING AT THIS 44 00:01:06,554 --> 00:01:07,388 CHANDELIER? 45 00:01:07,388 --> 00:01:08,888 I CAN'T TAKE IT. 46 00:01:08,888 --> 00:01:09,621 >> AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO 47 00:01:09,621 --> 00:01:10,321 DO WITH THE CHANDELIER? 48 00:01:10,321 --> 00:01:11,688 SHOVE IT UP MY ASS? 49 00:01:11,688 --> 00:01:12,954 >> NEIL MOVED BACK IN A FEW 50 00:01:12,954 --> 00:01:13,621 MONTHS AGO. 51 00:01:13,621 --> 00:01:14,888 HE'S A PROCRASTINATOR WITH 52 00:01:14,888 --> 00:01:15,954 EVERYTHING HE DOES. 53 00:01:15,954 --> 00:01:17,554 THAT'S WHAT GETS ON MY [bleep] 54 00:01:17,554 --> 00:01:18,654 NERVES. 55 00:01:18,654 --> 00:01:20,321 THAT THING LAYING THERE BOTHERS 56 00:01:20,321 --> 00:01:21,821 ME, BUT NOTHING BOTHERS YOU, 57 00:01:21,821 --> 00:01:22,921 'CAUSE YOU JUST STEP OVER 58 00:01:22,921 --> 00:01:23,654 EVERYTHING. 59 00:01:23,654 --> 00:01:24,321 >> KIKI, LAY DOWN. 60 00:01:24,321 --> 00:01:24,988 >> GET OUT! 61 00:01:24,988 --> 00:01:25,788 >> GET DOWN. 62 00:01:25,788 --> 00:01:27,388 >> THIS IS WHAT I INHERITED, A 63 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:28,754 PSYCHOTIC DOG. 64 00:01:28,754 --> 00:01:30,321 >> KIKI... 65 00:01:30,321 --> 00:01:31,754 LOOK HOW CUTE THIS DOG IS. 66 00:01:31,754 --> 00:01:33,221 >> IF YOU WOULD TAKE HIM OUT ON 67 00:01:33,221 --> 00:01:34,488 THE [bleep] LEASH, HE'D BE EVEN 68 00:01:34,488 --> 00:01:35,154 BETTER. 69 00:01:35,154 --> 00:01:36,188 >> I TAKE CARE OF THE DOG... 70 00:01:36,188 --> 00:01:37,088 >> WHILE A.J.'S GONE. 71 00:01:37,088 --> 00:01:37,988 >> FOR YOUR SON. 72 00:01:37,988 --> 00:01:39,921 >> YES, DO IT FOR A.J. 73 00:01:39,921 --> 00:01:41,388 NEIL AND A.J. HAVE A VERY GOOD 74 00:01:41,388 --> 00:01:42,488 RELATIONSHIP. 75 00:01:42,488 --> 00:01:44,288 AS FOR ME AND NEIL, HE GETS ON 76 00:01:44,288 --> 00:01:46,888 MY [bleep] NERVES BAD. 77 00:01:46,888 --> 00:01:48,754 I WANT MY PRESENTS. 78 00:01:48,754 --> 00:01:49,521 >> YOU'LL GET YOUR PRESENTS. 79 00:01:49,521 --> 00:01:50,654 >> I GET NO PRESENT. 80 00:01:50,654 --> 00:01:52,288 I LIKE GETTING PRESENTS. 81 00:01:52,288 --> 00:01:53,888 IT'S A WEEK AFTER MY BIRTHDAY. 82 00:01:53,888 --> 00:01:55,254 I STILL NEVER GOT A [bleep] 83 00:01:55,254 --> 00:01:56,288 PRESENT FROM NEIL. 84 00:01:56,288 --> 00:01:56,988 >> YOU NEVER GOT NOTHING FROM 85 00:01:56,988 --> 00:01:57,654 ME? 86 00:01:57,654 --> 00:01:58,421 WHAT YOU GET FOR VALENTINE'S 87 00:01:58,421 --> 00:01:59,154 DAY? 88 00:01:59,154 --> 00:02:00,088 >> NEIL, YOU'RE STILL BRINGING 89 00:02:00,088 --> 00:02:00,988 UP VALENTINE'S DAY. 90 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:01,654 WHAT THE [bleep]? 91 00:02:01,654 --> 00:02:02,788 THAT WAS FIVE MONTHS AGO, SEVEN 92 00:02:02,788 --> 00:02:03,554 MONTHS AGO. 93 00:02:03,554 --> 00:02:04,488 >> ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, I GOT A 94 00:02:04,488 --> 00:02:06,221 GOOD IDEA TODAY. 95 00:02:06,221 --> 00:02:06,854 >> WHAT THE [bleep] IS YOUR 96 00:02:06,854 --> 00:02:07,521 IDEA? 97 00:02:07,521 --> 00:02:08,521 YOU NEVER HAVE ANYTHING GOOD. 98 00:02:08,521 --> 00:02:09,254 >> I THINK I'M GONNA GET A 99 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:10,788 TATTOO. 100 00:02:10,788 --> 00:02:11,654 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE 101 00:02:11,654 --> 00:02:12,988 MUSCLE GUYS WITH TATTOOS. 102 00:02:12,988 --> 00:02:13,888 >> YEAH, WELL, TOO BAD YOU DON'T 103 00:02:13,888 --> 00:02:15,488 HAVE MUSCLES OR TATTOOS. 104 00:02:15,488 --> 00:02:16,388 I DON'T KNOW HOW I WINDED UP 105 00:02:16,388 --> 00:02:17,288 WITH YOU. 106 00:02:17,288 --> 00:02:18,221 >> I'M GONNA GET THE TATTOO FOR 107 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:19,221 YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 108 00:02:19,221 --> 00:02:20,421 >> OH, THAT'S A GOOD DUMBASS 109 00:02:20,421 --> 00:02:21,221 BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 110 00:02:21,221 --> 00:02:22,088 >> BUT I WAS THINKING OF GETTING 111 00:02:22,088 --> 00:02:24,788 A NICE PORTRAIT OF YOU. 112 00:02:24,788 --> 00:02:25,454 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 113 00:02:25,454 --> 00:02:27,554 >> OH, I THINK THAT'S FABULOUS. 114 00:02:27,554 --> 00:02:28,721 NOW YOU'RE TALKING. 115 00:02:28,721 --> 00:02:29,621 >> YOU THINK THE WHOLE BODY OR 116 00:02:29,621 --> 00:02:31,488 JUST THE FACE? 117 00:02:31,488 --> 00:02:34,554 >> THE WHOLE BODY, NAKED. 118 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:36,221 WE HAVE TO GET THE PERFECT, 119 00:02:36,221 --> 00:02:37,588 PERFECT PICTURE. 120 00:02:37,588 --> 00:02:38,654 >> DO I GET TO TAKE PICTURES OF 121 00:02:38,654 --> 00:02:39,821 YOU NAKED? 122 00:02:39,821 --> 00:02:41,221 >> NO, NEIL, YOU DON'T GET TO DO 123 00:02:41,221 --> 00:02:43,154 ANYTHING BUT GET THE TATTOO. 124 00:02:43,154 --> 00:02:44,388 I PICK THE PICTURE, 'CAUSE IT'S 125 00:02:44,388 --> 00:02:45,754 ABOUT ME. 126 00:02:45,754 --> 00:02:47,488 LATELY NEIL'S BEEN DRESSING ALL 127 00:02:47,488 --> 00:02:48,988 NICE, WEARING COLOGNE. 128 00:02:48,988 --> 00:02:49,921 I DON'T KNOW IF NEIL'S TRYING TO 129 00:02:49,921 --> 00:02:51,888 IMPRESS ME OR SOMEONE ELSE. 130 00:02:51,888 --> 00:02:53,921 IF HE REALLY GETS THIS TATTOO, 131 00:02:53,921 --> 00:02:55,321 THEN I'LL BE IMPRESSED. 132 00:02:55,321 --> 00:02:57,854 BUT I'M NOT HOLDING MY BREATH. 133 00:02:57,854 --> 00:02:58,654 WE HAVE TO DO IT, LIKE, RIGHT 134 00:02:58,654 --> 00:02:59,454 AWAY. 135 00:02:59,454 --> 00:03:00,654 >> I GUESS ONCE I START, IF IT 136 00:03:00,654 --> 00:03:01,954 HURTS, I CAN'T QUIT, RIGHT? 137 00:03:01,954 --> 00:03:03,788 >> NOPE, YOU'RE STUCK WITH IT... 138 00:03:03,788 --> 00:03:04,721 [snickering] 139 00:03:04,721 --> 00:03:08,088 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, YEAH. 140 00:03:12,588 --> 00:03:15,121 OH, THIS IS A PERFECT SPOT. 141 00:03:15,121 --> 00:03:16,288 I'M THINKING ABOUT STARTING A 142 00:03:16,288 --> 00:03:17,854 SPRAY TANNING BUSINESS. 143 00:03:17,854 --> 00:03:18,954 >> AND LOOK, IT EVEN HAS A 144 00:03:18,954 --> 00:03:19,788 PARKING LOT. 145 00:03:19,788 --> 00:03:21,354 >> JANINE FOUND A GOOD SPOT. 146 00:03:21,354 --> 00:03:24,154 AND IF SHE LIKES IT, I'M ALL-IN. 147 00:03:25,821 --> 00:03:27,754 OOH, I REALLY LIKE THIS. 148 00:03:27,754 --> 00:03:28,788 >> ISN'T IT NICE? 149 00:03:28,788 --> 00:03:30,721 >> I THINK THAT WALL SHOULD BE 150 00:03:30,721 --> 00:03:32,688 CHARCOAL GRAY WITH MIRRORED 151 00:03:32,688 --> 00:03:33,688 LIPS. 152 00:03:33,688 --> 00:03:36,521 AND I SHOULD ALSO HAVE A BIG HOT 153 00:03:36,521 --> 00:03:38,154 PINK GLITTER LIPS. 154 00:03:38,154 --> 00:03:38,754 >> LOVE IT. 155 00:03:38,754 --> 00:03:39,988 >> THIS SPRAY TANNING BUSINESS 156 00:03:39,988 --> 00:03:41,788 IS GONNA BE THE FOURTH BUSINESS 157 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:42,654 I'M OPENING. 158 00:03:42,654 --> 00:03:44,221 I HAVE THE DRUNKEN MONKEY, I 159 00:03:44,221 --> 00:03:45,988 HAD ANOTHER BAR IN STATEN 160 00:03:45,988 --> 00:03:48,188 ISLAND, AND 25 YEARS AGO, ME AND 161 00:03:48,188 --> 00:03:50,221 JENNIFER RAN A CHILDREN'S PARTY 162 00:03:50,221 --> 00:03:52,821 PLACE CALLED IMAGINATIONS. 163 00:03:52,821 --> 00:03:54,621 WE HAD A HANGOVER EVERY DAY, SO 164 00:03:54,621 --> 00:03:58,688 THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT TOO GOOD. 165 00:03:58,688 --> 00:03:59,921 SOMEBODY MUST HAVE STARTED AND 166 00:03:59,921 --> 00:04:01,321 NEVER CAME BACK. 167 00:04:01,321 --> 00:04:02,721 WHAT IDIOTS. 168 00:04:02,721 --> 00:04:03,888 >> LOOK AT THESE ROOMS. 169 00:04:03,888 --> 00:04:05,954 YOU CHANGE IN THERE, RIGHT? 170 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:06,721 >> WOW. 171 00:04:06,721 --> 00:04:07,988 >> YOU GET A SPRAY TAN. 172 00:04:07,988 --> 00:04:09,688 NOW YOU HAVE TO DRY, SO YOU GO 173 00:04:09,688 --> 00:04:11,754 IN HERE, BUT YOUR SPRAY TANNER 174 00:04:11,754 --> 00:04:13,088 TAKES THIS PERSON. 175 00:04:13,088 --> 00:04:14,288 SO IT'S DOUBLE. 176 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:15,221 >> OH, THAT'S-- 177 00:04:15,221 --> 00:04:17,254 >> YOU NEVER HAVE TO LOSE TIME. 178 00:04:17,254 --> 00:04:18,221 >> I REALLY LIKE THAT. 179 00:04:18,221 --> 00:04:19,654 WHOEVER DID THAT WAS VERY SMART. 180 00:04:19,654 --> 00:04:20,488 >> YEAH. 181 00:04:20,488 --> 00:04:22,221 >> I WANT THIS! 182 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:23,221 RIGHT NOW. 183 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:24,854 THERE'S SO MUCH POTENTIAL HERE. 184 00:04:24,854 --> 00:04:26,454 WOMEN ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS 185 00:04:26,454 --> 00:04:27,454 PLACE. 186 00:04:27,454 --> 00:04:29,721 I THINK THE SIGN SHOULD BE BIG 187 00:04:29,721 --> 00:04:32,921 LIPS, AND INSIDE THE LIPS... 188 00:04:32,921 --> 00:04:34,954 "BIG ANG'S SECRETS." 189 00:04:34,954 --> 00:04:36,454 >> THAT'S A GOOD NAME. 190 00:04:36,454 --> 00:04:37,288 >> ISN'T THAT COOL? 191 00:04:37,288 --> 00:04:39,288 I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT MYSELF. 192 00:04:43,988 --> 00:04:48,354 [cell phone rings] 193 00:04:48,354 --> 00:04:49,354 HELLO? 194 00:04:49,354 --> 00:04:50,154 >> HELLO. 195 00:04:50,154 --> 00:04:51,821 >> OH, HI, A.J. 196 00:04:51,821 --> 00:04:53,554 AFTER A.J. WAS ARRESTED, HE WENT 197 00:04:53,554 --> 00:04:55,388 INTO A TREATMENT PROGRAM. 198 00:04:55,388 --> 00:04:56,854 I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM OR SEEN 199 00:04:56,854 --> 00:04:57,921 A.J. IN WEEKS. 200 00:04:57,921 --> 00:04:59,421 HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T CALLED ME? 201 00:04:59,421 --> 00:05:00,621 >> THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'M 202 00:05:00,621 --> 00:05:01,821 GETTING TO USE THE PHONE. 203 00:05:01,821 --> 00:05:03,221 ONLY GET, LIKE, A CALL A WEEK 204 00:05:03,221 --> 00:05:04,721 OVER HERE, IF THAT. 205 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,121 >> A.J. NOT BEING HOME HAS 206 00:05:06,121 --> 00:05:07,321 REALLY AFFECTED ALL OF OUR 207 00:05:07,321 --> 00:05:08,088 LIVES. 208 00:05:08,088 --> 00:05:10,088 ESPECIALLY KILO THE DOG IS 209 00:05:10,088 --> 00:05:11,654 WALKING AROUND MOPING. 210 00:05:11,654 --> 00:05:12,921 I MEAN, THIS IS CRAZY. 211 00:05:12,921 --> 00:05:14,221 YOU DON'T CALL, I DON'T SEE YOU, 212 00:05:14,221 --> 00:05:15,688 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 213 00:05:15,688 --> 00:05:20,521 I MEAN, I KNOW NOTHING. 214 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:23,221 OH, GOD. 215 00:05:23,221 --> 00:05:24,788 I WISH I COULD SEND YOU FOOD. 216 00:05:24,788 --> 00:05:26,688 YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED? 217 00:05:34,654 --> 00:05:36,288 OH, THAT MAKES THE DAY GO 218 00:05:36,288 --> 00:05:38,488 FASTER, IF YOU DO SOMETHING. 219 00:05:38,488 --> 00:05:41,188 >> YEAH. 220 00:05:41,188 --> 00:05:42,921 >> OH, YOU GOT NICE FRIENDS? 221 00:05:42,921 --> 00:05:44,088 >> YEAH. 222 00:05:44,088 --> 00:05:45,421 >> WELL, MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET 223 00:05:45,421 --> 00:05:47,788 THAT FRIENDLY WITH THE PEOPLE. 224 00:05:47,788 --> 00:05:48,954 IT'S GONNA BE HARD FOR A.J. TO 225 00:05:48,954 --> 00:05:50,688 LIVE BY RULES AND REGULATIONS. 226 00:05:50,688 --> 00:05:51,888 HE'S NOT USED TO THAT. 227 00:05:51,888 --> 00:05:52,921 DON'T GET TOO FRIENDLY WITH 228 00:05:52,921 --> 00:05:54,788 ANYBODY, 'CAUSE THEN YOU START 229 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:55,954 BREAKING RULES, YOU GET IN 230 00:05:55,954 --> 00:05:57,154 TROUBLE. 231 00:05:57,154 --> 00:06:00,254 WHEN AM I GONNA GET TO SEE YOU? 232 00:06:02,788 --> 00:06:05,221 OH, THAT'S A GOOD THING. 233 00:06:05,221 --> 00:06:08,688 WHAT DO--WHAT DO I BRING? 234 00:06:08,688 --> 00:06:09,954 I'LL MAKE YOU THE SAUCE, I'LL 235 00:06:09,954 --> 00:06:11,621 MAKE YOU THE MACARONI, I'LL GET 236 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:12,954 YOU THE RIGATONI... 237 00:06:12,954 --> 00:06:14,388 >> YEAH, EVERYTHING. 238 00:06:14,388 --> 00:06:15,654 >> EVERYTHING, BRING EVERYTHING. 239 00:06:15,654 --> 00:06:17,088 BRING THE WHOLE HOUSE, MA. 240 00:06:17,088 --> 00:06:19,488 >> ABSOLUTELY. 241 00:06:19,488 --> 00:06:20,821 >> NEIL'S GETTIN' THE TATTOO 242 00:06:20,821 --> 00:06:22,488 THIS WEEK. 243 00:06:22,488 --> 00:06:25,621 A BIG NAKED PICTURE OF ME. 244 00:06:25,621 --> 00:06:29,088 HE'S GONNA DIE, RIGHT? 245 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:30,688 [laughs] 246 00:06:30,688 --> 00:06:34,721 [phone beeps] 247 00:06:34,721 --> 00:06:36,154 OKAY, I LOVE YOU. 248 00:06:36,154 --> 00:06:37,388 MAKE SURE YOU CALL ME WHEN YOU 249 00:06:37,388 --> 00:06:40,588 CAN. 250 00:06:40,588 --> 00:06:44,654 OKAY, WE MISS YOU. 251 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:47,688 BYE. 252 00:06:47,688 --> 00:06:48,821 YOU KNOW, I'VE DONE PHOTO SHOOTS 253 00:06:48,821 --> 00:06:50,688 BEFORE, BUT I NEVER DID ANYTHING 254 00:06:50,688 --> 00:06:52,188 NUDE IN FRONT OF A GUY I DON'T 255 00:06:52,188 --> 00:06:53,188 KNOW. 256 00:06:53,188 --> 00:06:54,088 >> KEEP THOSE LEGS KIND OF 257 00:06:54,088 --> 00:06:55,688 SPREAD OPEN A LITTLE BIT. 258 00:06:55,688 --> 00:06:56,888 NICE. 259 00:07:08,854 --> 00:07:10,621 >> HI, MY HANDSOME GUYS. 260 00:07:10,621 --> 00:07:11,421 >> WHAT'S UP, ANG? 261 00:07:11,421 --> 00:07:12,421 >> YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT? 262 00:07:12,421 --> 00:07:14,354 THAT STOLI CHOCOLATE-COVERED 263 00:07:14,354 --> 00:07:15,588 STRAWBERRY. 264 00:07:15,588 --> 00:07:17,188 SPLASH OF CLUB. 265 00:07:17,188 --> 00:07:18,388 SPLASH. 266 00:07:18,388 --> 00:07:19,221 THAT'S A LITTLE MORE THAN A 267 00:07:19,221 --> 00:07:20,188 SPLASH. 268 00:07:20,188 --> 00:07:21,254 THAT SELTZER'S LOOKING A LITTLE 269 00:07:21,254 --> 00:07:23,621 FLAT. 270 00:07:23,621 --> 00:07:24,321 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 271 00:07:24,321 --> 00:07:25,088 WHAT'D YOU DO ALL DAY? 272 00:07:25,088 --> 00:07:26,221 >> I BEEN LOOKING AT A SPOT FOR 273 00:07:26,221 --> 00:07:29,454 MY NEW SPRAY TANNING BUSINESS. 274 00:07:29,454 --> 00:07:30,454 >> SPRAY TANS? 275 00:07:30,454 --> 00:07:31,421 >> YEAH, I LIKE IT. 276 00:07:31,421 --> 00:07:33,088 YOU GET THE THREADING, 277 00:07:33,088 --> 00:07:35,088 EYELASHES, SPRAY TAN, HAIR 278 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:36,721 EXTENSIONS, JEWELRY. 279 00:07:36,721 --> 00:07:37,621 BYE-BYE. 280 00:07:37,621 --> 00:07:39,188 >> THAT'S A GREAT FRIGGIN' IDEA. 281 00:07:39,188 --> 00:07:39,888 >> ISN'T IT? 282 00:07:39,888 --> 00:07:40,788 >> I'LL BE YOUR FIRST CUSTOMER. 283 00:07:40,788 --> 00:07:41,621 YOU CAN SPRAY TAN THE [bleep] 284 00:07:41,621 --> 00:07:42,654 OUTTA ME. 285 00:07:42,654 --> 00:07:44,088 >> I DECIDED TO SIGN THE LEASE 286 00:07:44,088 --> 00:07:45,754 FOR THE SPRAY TANNING BUSINESS, 287 00:07:45,754 --> 00:07:47,421 AND I'M SO EXCITED. 288 00:07:47,421 --> 00:07:49,421 I WANT TO TAKE THE SALON TO THE 289 00:07:49,421 --> 00:07:50,954 NEXT LEVEL. 290 00:07:50,954 --> 00:07:52,588 COME IN, YOU GET A GLASS OF 291 00:07:52,588 --> 00:07:53,921 SANGRIA. 292 00:07:53,921 --> 00:07:55,321 BECAUSE I KNOW WHEN I GO TO A 293 00:07:55,321 --> 00:07:57,888 PLACE, I WANT A DRINK. 294 00:07:57,888 --> 00:07:59,554 IT'S GONNA TAKE A LITTLE TIME, 295 00:07:59,554 --> 00:08:01,754 BUT I'M JUST A FEW WEEKS AWAY 296 00:08:01,754 --> 00:08:03,688 FROM ALL THE FREE SPRAY TANS I 297 00:08:03,688 --> 00:08:04,488 COULD GET. 298 00:08:04,488 --> 00:08:05,488 >> LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. 299 00:08:05,488 --> 00:08:07,588 IF A MAN GOES NAKED, WHILE HE'S 300 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:10,388 REGULAR, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE'S 301 00:08:10,388 --> 00:08:11,854 LIKE, AROUSED? 302 00:08:11,854 --> 00:08:13,854 IT'S GONNA BE TWO-TONE. 303 00:08:13,854 --> 00:08:15,554 [bleep] SCARE THE GIRL AWAY. 304 00:08:15,554 --> 00:08:16,354 SHE'D BE LIKE, "WHAT THE [bleep] 305 00:08:16,354 --> 00:08:17,221 IS THAT, A SLINKY?" 306 00:08:17,221 --> 00:08:18,788 >> [laughs] 307 00:08:18,788 --> 00:08:19,454 >> NO? 308 00:08:19,454 --> 00:08:20,221 >> TRUE. 309 00:08:20,221 --> 00:08:22,488 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING 310 00:08:22,488 --> 00:08:24,088 ON WITH NEIL. 311 00:08:24,088 --> 00:08:25,921 FOR MY BIRTHDAY, NEIL'S GETTING 312 00:08:25,921 --> 00:08:27,554 A TATTOO OF ME. 313 00:08:27,554 --> 00:08:28,654 NAKED! 314 00:08:28,654 --> 00:08:29,688 >> GET OUTTA HERE. 315 00:08:29,688 --> 00:08:31,254 >> I'M GONNA DO A PHOTO SHOOT. 316 00:08:31,254 --> 00:08:33,288 I PICK THE PICTURE, HE HAS NO 317 00:08:33,288 --> 00:08:34,688 SAY, AND I PUT IT WHEREVER I 318 00:08:34,688 --> 00:08:35,621 WANT. 319 00:08:35,621 --> 00:08:36,354 >> COULD I--COULD I LOOK AT THE 320 00:08:36,354 --> 00:08:38,188 PICTURES BEFORE YOU PICK 'EM? 321 00:08:38,188 --> 00:08:39,588 JUST CHECKING. 322 00:08:39,588 --> 00:08:40,888 IS HE PUTTING JUST YOU, OR IS HE 323 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:41,988 GONNA PUT, LIKE, "BIG ANG"? 324 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:42,821 HE'S GOTTA PUT LIKE, "BIG ANG." 325 00:08:42,821 --> 00:08:43,588 'CAUSE IT COULD--YOU COULD BE 326 00:08:43,588 --> 00:08:44,588 ANYBODY ELSE. 327 00:08:44,588 --> 00:08:45,821 >> TRUST ME, THERE'S ONLY ONE OF 328 00:08:45,821 --> 00:08:47,188 ME. 329 00:08:47,188 --> 00:08:49,288 >> THAT'S FOR SURE. 330 00:08:59,588 --> 00:09:01,121 >> I'M FINALLY GOING TO SEE A.J. 331 00:09:01,121 --> 00:09:03,388 AT THIS REHABILITATION CENTER. 332 00:09:03,388 --> 00:09:04,821 I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT MY POOR 333 00:09:04,821 --> 00:09:05,921 SON IS EATING. 334 00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:09,088 PROBABLY GARBAGE. 335 00:09:09,088 --> 00:09:10,621 A POT OF MY SAUCE WILL MAKE HIM 336 00:09:10,621 --> 00:09:12,854 FEEL MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE. 337 00:09:12,854 --> 00:09:14,621 THIS AIN'T GONNA WORK OUT. 338 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:18,354 THE POT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH. 339 00:09:21,621 --> 00:09:23,921 >> AH, AIR CONDITIONING. 340 00:09:23,921 --> 00:09:24,621 >> [grunts] 341 00:09:24,621 --> 00:09:25,921 >> WHAT'S UP, ANGIE? 342 00:09:25,921 --> 00:09:27,621 >> COOKING FOR A.J. 343 00:09:27,621 --> 00:09:28,921 >> LOOK AT THE SIZE OF YOUR POT. 344 00:09:28,921 --> 00:09:31,121 NOBODY ELSE COOKS WITH THAT POT. 345 00:09:31,121 --> 00:09:33,321 AM I GONNA ROLL THE MEATBALLS? 346 00:09:33,321 --> 00:09:34,121 >> OKAY. 347 00:09:34,121 --> 00:09:35,654 JEN IS HERE TO HELP, BUT SHE 348 00:09:35,654 --> 00:09:36,654 DEFINITELY NEEDS TO BE 349 00:09:36,654 --> 00:09:38,154 SUPERVISED, 'CAUSE THAT GIRL 350 00:09:38,154 --> 00:09:40,688 WILL START A FIRE. 351 00:09:40,688 --> 00:09:42,488 >> I LOVE ROLLING THE BALLS. 352 00:09:42,488 --> 00:09:45,421 LET ME TEST. 353 00:09:45,421 --> 00:09:46,621 MM... 354 00:09:46,621 --> 00:09:48,621 MY GOD, IT'S EVEN GOOD RAW. 355 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:49,521 >> YOUR MEATBALLS HAVE GOTTA GO 356 00:09:49,521 --> 00:09:50,321 IN. 357 00:09:50,321 --> 00:09:51,388 >> OH, MY GOD, I FORGOT. 358 00:09:51,388 --> 00:09:52,321 WHO PUT THE STOVE ON? 359 00:09:52,321 --> 00:09:53,088 ME? 360 00:09:53,088 --> 00:09:55,488 LOOK AT THAT [bleep] BRACIOLE. 361 00:09:55,488 --> 00:09:57,088 HOLY [bleep]. 362 00:09:57,088 --> 00:09:57,888 >> I'M SO EXCITED. 363 00:09:57,888 --> 00:09:59,921 I CAN'T WAIT TO GO SEE A.J. 364 00:09:59,921 --> 00:10:02,021 I--YOU GET TO SPEND FIVE HOURS. 365 00:10:02,021 --> 00:10:02,954 THAT'S NICE. 366 00:10:02,954 --> 00:10:04,654 >> AH, THAT'S A NICE DAY. 367 00:10:04,654 --> 00:10:06,421 ARE YOU BRINGING THE FAMILY? 368 00:10:06,421 --> 00:10:07,588 >> YEAH, I'M BRINGING NEIL, 369 00:10:07,588 --> 00:10:08,621 HIS GRANDPARENTS. 370 00:10:08,621 --> 00:10:09,288 >> YOU NEED NEIL. 371 00:10:09,288 --> 00:10:10,321 WHO ELSE COULD CARRY ALL THIS 372 00:10:10,321 --> 00:10:11,321 [bleep] FOOD? 373 00:10:11,321 --> 00:10:12,254 >> [snickers] 374 00:10:12,254 --> 00:10:13,221 >> YOU KNOW, WHEN I MET YOUR 375 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:15,054 MOTHER, SHE WAS SMOKING, 376 00:10:15,054 --> 00:10:16,588 DRINKING, AND COOKING, BUT SHE 377 00:10:16,588 --> 00:10:17,788 WAS IN HER BRA. 378 00:10:17,788 --> 00:10:19,088 >> I DON'T WEAR BRAS. 379 00:10:19,088 --> 00:10:20,054 [chuckles] 380 00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:21,954 LET ME GO GET THE TRAYS, 'CAUSE 381 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,588 I GOTTA PACK ALL THIS UP. 382 00:10:23,588 --> 00:10:24,688 >> OH, MY GOD, ANGELA, YOU'RE A 383 00:10:24,688 --> 00:10:25,921 CATERER. 384 00:10:25,921 --> 00:10:26,588 [chuckles] 385 00:10:26,588 --> 00:10:27,888 >> I BECAME THAT. 386 00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:29,654 I'D RATHER BE PASSING THE SAUCE 387 00:10:29,654 --> 00:10:31,288 TO A.J. ACROSS THE TABLE THAN 388 00:10:31,288 --> 00:10:32,554 PACKING IT UP TO BRING TO THE 389 00:10:32,554 --> 00:10:34,321 TREATMENT CENTER. 390 00:10:34,321 --> 00:10:35,854 BUT THIS MEAL SHOULD MAKE HIM 391 00:10:35,854 --> 00:10:37,188 FEEL CLOSE TO HOME. 392 00:10:37,188 --> 00:10:38,421 >> OH, MY GOD, ANGELA, THAT'S TO 393 00:10:38,421 --> 00:10:39,621 DIE FOR. 394 00:10:39,621 --> 00:10:41,354 I WANT YOU TO DIVORCE NEIL AND 395 00:10:41,354 --> 00:10:42,854 MARRY ME. 396 00:10:42,854 --> 00:10:43,921 PLEASE, ANGELA. 397 00:10:43,921 --> 00:10:46,421 >> IF I WAS GAY, I WOULD. 398 00:10:51,988 --> 00:10:53,421 HELLO. 399 00:10:53,421 --> 00:10:54,754 >> HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 400 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:55,721 NICE TO MEET YOU. 401 00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:56,388 >> NICE TO MEET YOU. 402 00:10:56,388 --> 00:10:57,054 >> HOW'S EVERYTHING? 403 00:10:57,054 --> 00:10:58,521 WHAT IS IT, EXACTLY, THAT WE 404 00:10:58,521 --> 00:10:59,221 NEED? 405 00:10:59,221 --> 00:11:00,154 >> MY HUSBAND WANTS TO GET A 406 00:11:00,154 --> 00:11:01,154 TATTOO OF ME. 407 00:11:01,154 --> 00:11:02,088 HE'S VERY BIG. 408 00:11:02,088 --> 00:11:02,754 >> OKAY. 409 00:11:02,754 --> 00:11:03,454 >> SO I'M GIVING HIM THE 410 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:04,888 PICTURE THAT I CHOOSE. 411 00:11:04,888 --> 00:11:06,688 I WAS THINKING, LIKE, A NAKED 412 00:11:06,688 --> 00:11:07,354 PHOTO. 413 00:11:07,354 --> 00:11:08,188 >> NAKED? 414 00:11:08,188 --> 00:11:08,788 >> NOT REALLY NAKED-NAKED. 415 00:11:08,788 --> 00:11:09,721 >> [laughs] 416 00:11:09,721 --> 00:11:10,854 >> YOU KNOW, LIKE A PINUP? 417 00:11:10,854 --> 00:11:11,788 LIKE, SOMETHING, LIKE, TOWARDS 418 00:11:11,788 --> 00:11:12,621 THE SIDE. 419 00:11:12,621 --> 00:11:13,288 >> OKAY. 420 00:11:13,288 --> 00:11:14,221 SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. 421 00:11:14,221 --> 00:11:15,088 >> OH, GOD. 422 00:11:15,088 --> 00:11:15,954 YOU BETTER STOP SAYING THAT. 423 00:11:15,954 --> 00:11:16,954 YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS. 424 00:11:16,954 --> 00:11:17,854 >> [laughs] 425 00:11:17,854 --> 00:11:18,788 >> I NEVER DONE NOTHING LIKE 426 00:11:18,788 --> 00:11:19,788 THIS BEFORE. 427 00:11:19,788 --> 00:11:21,721 I'M HAVING A LITTLE ANXIETY. 428 00:11:21,721 --> 00:11:22,888 >> WHY ARE YOU NERVOUS? 429 00:11:22,888 --> 00:11:23,954 >> I NEVER TOOK PICTURES NAKED 430 00:11:23,954 --> 00:11:25,088 IN FRONT OF ANYBODY. 431 00:11:25,088 --> 00:11:26,488 >> [laughs] 432 00:11:26,488 --> 00:11:27,554 YOU'LL BE FINE. 433 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:29,288 >> I NEED TO HAVE A CIGARETTE. 434 00:11:29,288 --> 00:11:32,588 >> BE CAREFUL OUT THERE. 435 00:11:32,588 --> 00:11:33,488 >> YOU KNOW, I'VE DONE PHOTO 436 00:11:33,488 --> 00:11:34,854 SHOOTS BEFORE, BUT I NEVER DID 437 00:11:34,854 --> 00:11:36,954 ANYTHING NUDE IN FRONT OF A GUY 438 00:11:36,954 --> 00:11:38,288 I DON'T KNOW. 439 00:11:38,288 --> 00:11:39,688 FEELS A LITTLE [bleep] WEIRD 440 00:11:39,688 --> 00:11:42,554 RIGHT NOW. 441 00:11:42,554 --> 00:11:44,421 THE FASTER I DO THIS, THE 442 00:11:44,421 --> 00:11:47,821 BETTER. 443 00:11:47,821 --> 00:11:51,888 OKAY, LET'S GET STARTED. 444 00:11:51,888 --> 00:11:52,788 >> KEEP THOSE LEGS KIND OF 445 00:11:52,788 --> 00:11:54,454 SPREAD OPEN A LITTLE BIT. 446 00:11:54,454 --> 00:11:55,188 NICE. 447 00:11:55,188 --> 00:11:56,254 >> HE SOUNDS VULGAR. 448 00:11:56,254 --> 00:11:57,488 >> [laughs] 449 00:11:57,488 --> 00:11:58,588 >> DON'T MOVE. 450 00:11:58,588 --> 00:11:59,454 >> SO LET'S LO--LET'S LOSE THE 451 00:11:59,454 --> 00:12:02,154 BOA. 452 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:03,954 >> MY HEART DROPS. 453 00:12:03,954 --> 00:12:04,721 >> YOU SEEN ONE, YOU SEEN 'EM 454 00:12:04,721 --> 00:12:06,388 ALL, YOU KNOW? 455 00:12:06,388 --> 00:12:07,088 [chuckles] 456 00:12:07,088 --> 00:12:08,454 >> YOU DIDN'T SEE THESE. 457 00:12:08,454 --> 00:12:10,754 I'M LIKE, "OKAY," AND I JUST GO 458 00:12:10,754 --> 00:12:15,188 FOR IT. 459 00:12:15,188 --> 00:12:16,088 >> WHICH SIDE, LEFT OR RIGHT? 460 00:12:16,088 --> 00:12:16,988 >> I LIKE THIS SIDE. 461 00:12:16,988 --> 00:12:18,521 >> YOU LIKE THIS SIDE? 462 00:12:18,521 --> 00:12:19,288 YOU WANT TO SEE THAT? 463 00:12:19,288 --> 00:12:19,954 >> YEAH. 464 00:12:19,954 --> 00:12:20,621 >> RIGHT? 465 00:12:20,621 --> 00:12:24,354 OKAY. 466 00:12:24,354 --> 00:12:25,521 SAY "HI." 467 00:12:25,521 --> 00:12:26,188 >> HI. 468 00:12:26,188 --> 00:12:26,988 >> GOOD. 469 00:12:26,988 --> 00:12:27,788 GIRLS, YOU DON'T SEE ANYTHING, 470 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:28,454 RIGHT? 471 00:12:28,454 --> 00:12:29,454 NO NIPPLES OR ANYTHING? 472 00:12:29,454 --> 00:12:30,921 >> THERE'S JUST A FEATHER... 473 00:12:30,921 --> 00:12:31,588 UNDERNEATH. 474 00:12:31,588 --> 00:12:32,488 >> THERE'S ANOTHER FEATHER? 475 00:12:32,488 --> 00:12:33,821 >> THINGS ARE STUCK UNDER THERE. 476 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:37,321 [laughter] 477 00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:38,221 >> SAY "MONEY." 478 00:12:38,221 --> 00:12:38,888 >> MONEY. 479 00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:39,554 >> GOOD. 480 00:12:39,554 --> 00:12:40,988 SAY THE WORD "DIAMONDS." 481 00:12:40,988 --> 00:12:42,188 >> DIAMONDS. 482 00:12:42,188 --> 00:12:42,954 >> THERE YOU GO. 483 00:12:42,954 --> 00:12:44,088 >> HEY, LISTEN, THE BOTTOM LINE 484 00:12:44,088 --> 00:12:46,088 IS, 53 YEARS OLD, I THINK I'M 485 00:12:46,088 --> 00:12:47,554 LOOKING PRETTY GOOD RIGHT NOW. 486 00:12:47,554 --> 00:12:48,488 NOW I'M REALLY STARTING TO LIKE 487 00:12:48,488 --> 00:12:52,088 IT. 488 00:12:52,088 --> 00:12:53,088 WE'RE DONE? 489 00:12:53,088 --> 00:12:53,988 >> THAT'S A WRAP. 490 00:12:53,988 --> 00:12:55,521 >> THANK YOU, NEIL. 491 00:12:55,521 --> 00:12:56,654 [laughs] 492 00:12:56,654 --> 00:12:57,821 THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN. 493 00:12:57,821 --> 00:12:59,521 I'M FEELING LIKE A CENTERFOLD 494 00:12:59,521 --> 00:13:02,754 OF PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE. 495 00:13:02,754 --> 00:13:04,321 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THESE 496 00:13:04,321 --> 00:13:05,321 PICTURES. 497 00:13:05,321 --> 00:13:06,088 >> THANKS, ANG. 498 00:13:06,088 --> 00:13:06,921 >> THANKS. 499 00:13:06,921 --> 00:13:08,554 HOW LONG WILL THIS BE READY? 500 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:09,588 >> COUPLE DAYS. 501 00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:10,421 >> BECAUSE HE HAS TO DO THIS 502 00:13:10,421 --> 00:13:11,488 RIGHT AWAY. 503 00:13:11,488 --> 00:13:12,488 >> [chuckles] 504 00:13:12,488 --> 00:13:14,088 >> HOW 'BOUT THAT THONG BACK 505 00:13:14,088 --> 00:13:15,188 SHOT? 506 00:13:15,188 --> 00:13:16,654 >> YOUR SON IS GONNA KILL YOU. 507 00:13:16,654 --> 00:13:20,954 >> [laughs] 508 00:13:20,954 --> 00:13:21,688 WHAT'S THE MATTER, NEIL? 509 00:13:21,688 --> 00:13:24,388 YOU GETTING A LITTLE PAIN? 510 00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:26,421 DON'T YOU PASS OUT ON ME. 511 00:13:39,654 --> 00:13:40,854 >> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 512 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,288 IT'S TOO [bleep] HOT TO EVEN 513 00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:43,554 WALK FROM THE CAR. 514 00:13:43,554 --> 00:13:44,754 >> [laughs] I KNOW, IT'S SO HOT 515 00:13:44,754 --> 00:13:47,788 OUT YOU COULD DROP DEAD. 516 00:13:47,788 --> 00:13:48,821 >> I WANT TO SHOW YOU THE NICE 517 00:13:48,821 --> 00:13:51,088 PICTURE OF ME AND A.J. 518 00:13:51,088 --> 00:13:52,154 >> HOW WAS THE VISIT? 519 00:13:52,154 --> 00:13:54,321 >> WE HAD SO MUCH FUN. 520 00:13:54,321 --> 00:13:55,588 LOOK HOW NICE THE PICTURE IS. 521 00:13:55,588 --> 00:13:57,688 HE GAINED A LITTLE WEIGHT BACK. 522 00:13:57,688 --> 00:13:58,821 HE LOOKS REALLY GOOD. 523 00:13:58,821 --> 00:13:59,821 GOT NICE AND HEALTHY. 524 00:13:59,821 --> 00:14:01,521 >> HE LOOKS REALLY GOOD. 525 00:14:01,521 --> 00:14:02,888 >> HE DOES. 526 00:14:02,888 --> 00:14:03,821 >> WHAT DID YOUSE DO? 527 00:14:03,821 --> 00:14:05,088 >> WE HAD A PICNIC WITH 528 00:14:05,088 --> 00:14:06,754 EVERYBODY WITH THEIR FAMILIES. 529 00:14:06,754 --> 00:14:09,088 THERE WAS LIKE, 200, 300 PEOPLE. 530 00:14:09,088 --> 00:14:11,321 I FED EVERYBODY. 531 00:14:11,321 --> 00:14:12,688 >> YOU MADE THAT MUCH FOOD? 532 00:14:12,688 --> 00:14:13,688 >> YEAH. 533 00:14:13,688 --> 00:14:14,521 >> WOW. 534 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:15,621 >> EVERYBODY LOVED OUR TABLE THE 535 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:16,721 BEST. 536 00:14:16,721 --> 00:14:18,688 AND WE EVEN HAD THE CANNOLIS. 537 00:14:18,688 --> 00:14:19,454 >> DID YOU MEET ANY OF HIS 538 00:14:19,454 --> 00:14:20,321 COUNSELORS? 539 00:14:20,321 --> 00:14:22,221 >> I DID MEET ONE OF THEM, AND 540 00:14:22,221 --> 00:14:23,654 THEY SAID A.J. WAS DOING VERY 541 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,221 GOOD, AND THAT HE'S MAKING A 542 00:14:25,221 --> 00:14:26,688 VERY GOOD PROGRESS. 543 00:14:26,688 --> 00:14:27,854 >> ISN'T IT HARD TO HAVE A SON 544 00:14:27,854 --> 00:14:29,088 THAT'S PUT AWAY? 545 00:14:29,088 --> 00:14:30,088 >> IT MAKES YOU WORRY, BUT YOU 546 00:14:30,088 --> 00:14:31,088 KNOW WHAT? 547 00:14:31,088 --> 00:14:32,521 BETTER I COULD SLEEP KNOWING 548 00:14:32,521 --> 00:14:33,654 WHERE HE IS SAFE... 549 00:14:33,654 --> 00:14:34,354 >> YEAH. 550 00:14:34,354 --> 00:14:35,354 >> THAN WANDERING THE [bleep] 551 00:14:35,354 --> 00:14:36,488 STREETS WONDERING WHAT HE'S UP 552 00:14:36,488 --> 00:14:37,154 TO. 553 00:14:37,154 --> 00:14:37,988 >> YEAH. 554 00:14:37,988 --> 00:14:38,888 >> GUESS WHAT. 555 00:14:38,888 --> 00:14:40,154 FOR MY BIRTHDAY, NEIL'S GONNA 556 00:14:40,154 --> 00:14:42,154 GET A TATTOO OF ME... 557 00:14:42,154 --> 00:14:43,488 >> [laughs] 558 00:14:43,488 --> 00:14:44,588 >> BENDING OVER LIKE THIS. 559 00:14:44,588 --> 00:14:45,254 LOOK. 560 00:14:45,254 --> 00:14:46,754 >> "KISS MY ASS, NEIL." 561 00:14:46,754 --> 00:14:48,321 >> SO I HAD A PHOTO SHOOT, 562 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,521 NAKED. 563 00:14:50,521 --> 00:14:51,954 >> ARE YOU NUTS? 564 00:14:51,954 --> 00:14:53,254 THIS IS HIS FIRST TATTOO? 565 00:14:53,254 --> 00:14:55,154 >> YUP. 566 00:14:55,154 --> 00:14:55,888 >> HE IS A BEAUTY. 567 00:14:55,888 --> 00:14:56,988 [laughs] 568 00:14:56,988 --> 00:14:58,288 NEIL PROBABLY THINKS IT'S GONNA 569 00:14:58,288 --> 00:15:00,221 SHOW ANGELA THAT HE LOVES HER. 570 00:15:00,221 --> 00:15:01,288 TO SHOW ANGELA THAT HE LOVES 571 00:15:01,288 --> 00:15:02,721 HER, HE NEEDS TO GET ANOTHER 572 00:15:02,721 --> 00:15:03,854 JOB. 573 00:15:03,854 --> 00:15:05,454 YOU REALLY THINK NEIL'S GETTING 574 00:15:05,454 --> 00:15:06,688 A PICTURE OF YOU TATTOOED ON 575 00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,088 HIMSELF? 576 00:15:08,088 --> 00:15:09,621 HE AIN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING. 577 00:15:09,621 --> 00:15:10,921 >> PROBABLY NOT. 578 00:15:10,921 --> 00:15:11,888 >> YOU DON'T THINK? 579 00:15:11,888 --> 00:15:12,788 >> NO. 580 00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:15,221 NEIL IS ALL TALK AND NO ACTION. 581 00:15:15,221 --> 00:15:16,488 IF NEIL ACTUALLY GOES THROUGH 582 00:15:16,488 --> 00:15:18,754 WITH THIS TATTOO, I WILL DIE. 583 00:15:18,754 --> 00:15:19,988 'CAUSE TRUST ME, HE AIN'T GONNA 584 00:15:19,988 --> 00:15:21,454 DO IT, HE CAN'T TAKE PAIN, HE'S 585 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,221 A LITTLE [bleep] BABY. 586 00:15:23,221 --> 00:15:23,921 >> ALL RIGHT, HE'S NOT THE 587 00:15:23,921 --> 00:15:25,088 SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER. 588 00:15:25,088 --> 00:15:26,221 >> THE SHARPEST? 589 00:15:26,221 --> 00:15:27,088 >> [laughs] 590 00:15:27,088 --> 00:15:28,121 >> HE'S NOT EVEN IN THE DRAWER. 591 00:15:28,121 --> 00:15:29,254 >> [laughs] 592 00:15:29,254 --> 00:15:30,588 HE CAN'T FIND THE DRAWER. 593 00:15:30,588 --> 00:15:32,154 [laughter] 594 00:15:35,588 --> 00:15:36,354 >> HELLO. 595 00:15:36,354 --> 00:15:37,288 WHAT CAN I HELP YOU GUYS WITH? 596 00:15:37,288 --> 00:15:38,954 >> NEIL'S GONNA GET A TATTOO. 597 00:15:38,954 --> 00:15:39,954 >> FIRST ONE. 598 00:15:39,954 --> 00:15:40,988 >> FIRST ONE? 599 00:15:40,988 --> 00:15:42,154 >> I SENT MY PICTURE TO YOU. 600 00:15:42,154 --> 00:15:42,821 >> RIGHT. 601 00:15:42,821 --> 00:15:43,621 PICTURE OF YOU. 602 00:15:43,621 --> 00:15:44,621 YOU WANT HIM TO SEE IT? 603 00:15:44,621 --> 00:15:45,621 >> I THINK HE SHOULD SEE IT WHEN 604 00:15:45,621 --> 00:15:46,954 WE'RE COMPLETELY FINISHED. 605 00:15:46,954 --> 00:15:47,988 >> OKAY, THAT WORKS FOR ME. 606 00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,554 >> IT'S GOTTA BE A SURPRISE. 607 00:15:50,554 --> 00:15:51,754 I DON'T BELIEVE HALF THE THINGS 608 00:15:51,754 --> 00:15:53,688 I HEAR FROM NEIL, BUT I CAN'T 609 00:15:53,688 --> 00:15:54,921 BELIEVE NEIL'S REALLY GONNA GO 610 00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:57,621 THROUGH WITH THIS. 611 00:15:57,621 --> 00:15:59,188 OH, NO, TATTOOS DON'T HURT. 612 00:15:59,188 --> 00:16:03,221 [laughs] 613 00:16:03,221 --> 00:16:04,454 NO PEEKING. 614 00:16:04,454 --> 00:16:06,388 >> [laughs] 615 00:16:08,921 --> 00:16:09,821 SEE, I GET THIS, NOW YOU CAN'T 616 00:16:09,821 --> 00:16:10,654 THROW ME OUT NO MORE. 617 00:16:10,654 --> 00:16:11,321 >> YEAH, WATCH. 618 00:16:11,321 --> 00:16:11,988 >> [laughs] 619 00:16:11,988 --> 00:16:12,688 >> WATCH ME THROW YOU OUT IN A 620 00:16:12,688 --> 00:16:13,488 WEEK. 621 00:16:13,488 --> 00:16:14,988 >> THIS IS IT, BROTHER. 622 00:16:14,988 --> 00:16:16,854 JUST DON'T MOVE, ALL RIGHT? 623 00:16:16,854 --> 00:16:21,388 [needle buzzing] 624 00:16:21,388 --> 00:16:25,688 >> NO TURNING BACK NOW. 625 00:16:25,688 --> 00:16:26,454 WHAT'S THE MATTER, NEIL? 626 00:16:26,454 --> 00:16:27,988 SQUEEZING YOUR EYES A LITTLE. 627 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:30,954 YOU GETTING A LITTLE PAIN? 628 00:16:30,954 --> 00:16:33,254 AH, LOOK AT NEIL! 629 00:16:33,254 --> 00:16:35,654 HE'S ALL LIKE, "EEE!" 630 00:16:35,654 --> 00:16:36,888 OH, WHAT'S THE MATTER, NEIL? 631 00:16:36,888 --> 00:16:37,621 IS IT HURTING? 632 00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:39,321 HE'S ALL, "NO." 633 00:16:39,321 --> 00:16:40,721 LIAR. 634 00:16:40,721 --> 00:16:42,154 COULD YOU GO DEEPER? 635 00:16:42,154 --> 00:16:44,521 [laughs] 636 00:16:44,521 --> 00:16:45,521 LISTEN TO ME, NEIL SHOULD BE 637 00:16:45,521 --> 00:16:46,921 HAPPY AND HONORED TO HAVE ME 638 00:16:46,921 --> 00:16:48,321 NAKED ON HIS LEG. 639 00:16:48,321 --> 00:16:49,688 TRUST ME. 640 00:16:49,688 --> 00:16:51,621 COME ON, MAKE A FACE. 641 00:16:51,621 --> 00:16:53,988 [laughs] 642 00:16:53,988 --> 00:16:55,188 PAYBACK'S A BITCH. 643 00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:56,354 HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU, 644 00:16:56,354 --> 00:16:58,354 NEIL? 645 00:16:58,354 --> 00:17:03,388 DON'T YOU PASS OUT ON ME. 646 00:17:03,388 --> 00:17:04,088 >> ALL RIGHT, NEIL. 647 00:17:04,088 --> 00:17:04,754 YOU'RE ALL DONE. 648 00:17:04,754 --> 00:17:06,488 >> OOH, HURRY UP, NEIL, JUMP UP. 649 00:17:06,488 --> 00:17:08,454 I WANT TO SEE. 650 00:17:08,454 --> 00:17:11,921 [giggles] OOH! 651 00:17:11,921 --> 00:17:22,354 HAVEN'T HAD YOUR FILL OF 652 00:17:22,354 --> 00:17:26,188 [tattoo needle buzzing] 653 00:17:26,188 --> 00:17:27,888 >> I WANNA SHOW A.J. WHAT A BIG 654 00:17:27,888 --> 00:17:28,888 BOY YOU ARE. 655 00:17:28,888 --> 00:17:31,488 >> OH, THANK YOU. 656 00:17:31,488 --> 00:17:32,888 >> I AM SO EXCITED TO BE 657 00:17:32,888 --> 00:17:34,288 WATCHING HIM. 658 00:17:34,288 --> 00:17:35,421 LIKE THAT. 659 00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:36,654 >> OH, GOD. 660 00:17:36,654 --> 00:17:37,654 YOU KNOW, YOUR FACE IS KILLING 661 00:17:37,654 --> 00:17:38,454 ME. 662 00:17:38,454 --> 00:17:39,554 >> YOURS HAS BEEN KILLING ME 663 00:17:39,554 --> 00:17:42,921 FIVE YEARS. 664 00:17:50,488 --> 00:17:51,754 I'M ALWAYS GIVING NEIL A HARD 665 00:17:51,754 --> 00:17:52,821 TIME. 666 00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:53,921 MOST OF THE TIME HE GETS ON MY 667 00:17:53,921 --> 00:17:56,088 NERVES, BUT I REALLY KNOW HE HAS 668 00:17:56,088 --> 00:17:57,254 A GOOD HEART. 669 00:17:57,254 --> 00:17:59,088 HOLD MY HAND, DON'T CRY. 670 00:18:05,088 --> 00:18:06,488 I'M BORED. 671 00:18:06,488 --> 00:18:07,588 I'M GONNA GO GET A TATTOO 672 00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:08,621 MYSELF. 673 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:09,488 >> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA GET? 674 00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:10,554 >> I DON'T KNOW, I WAS THINKING 675 00:18:10,554 --> 00:18:11,988 LIPS OR SOMETHING. 676 00:18:11,988 --> 00:18:13,221 I'M, LIKE, FIENDING FOR ANOTHER 677 00:18:13,221 --> 00:18:15,221 TATTOO. 678 00:18:15,221 --> 00:18:16,288 I WANT IT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF 679 00:18:16,288 --> 00:18:17,221 THE SHOULDER BLADES. 680 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,321 >> OKAY. 681 00:18:18,321 --> 00:18:19,621 >> HOW CUTE, HUSBAND AND WIFE 682 00:18:19,621 --> 00:18:21,254 GETTING TATTOOS. 683 00:18:21,254 --> 00:18:22,354 >> YEAH, ISN'T IT? 684 00:18:22,354 --> 00:18:23,321 >> OW! 685 00:18:23,321 --> 00:18:24,654 >> IS SHE CRYING OVER THERE? 686 00:18:24,654 --> 00:18:25,321 >> I HEARD YOU CRYING OVER 687 00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:25,988 THERE, THOUGH. 688 00:18:25,988 --> 00:18:26,654 >> YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 689 00:18:26,654 --> 00:18:27,521 [laughter] 690 00:18:27,521 --> 00:18:28,521 >> I HAVE A HEADACHE. 691 00:18:28,521 --> 00:18:29,621 >> YOU SAY THAT EVERY NIGHT. 692 00:18:29,621 --> 00:18:32,088 >> [laughs] 693 00:18:32,088 --> 00:18:33,488 I HAVEN'T SPOKE TO YOU THIS MUCH 694 00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:34,621 IN THREE YEARS. 695 00:18:34,621 --> 00:18:35,421 >> I'M TRYING ANYTHING HERE. 696 00:18:35,421 --> 00:18:36,088 [laughter] 697 00:18:36,088 --> 00:18:36,821 LOOK AT THE PAIN I'M GOING 698 00:18:36,821 --> 00:18:37,688 THROUGH. 699 00:18:37,688 --> 00:18:38,988 IT'S THE INK. 700 00:18:38,988 --> 00:18:40,588 I THINK YOU'RE ATTRACTED. 701 00:18:40,588 --> 00:18:41,554 >> WELL, MAYBE IT'S DOING A 702 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,254 LITTLE SOMETHING. 703 00:18:44,254 --> 00:18:45,754 OW! 704 00:18:45,754 --> 00:18:46,921 YOU CRAZY? 705 00:18:46,921 --> 00:18:48,488 >> [chuckles] 706 00:18:48,488 --> 00:18:49,654 >> THANK GOD. 707 00:18:49,654 --> 00:18:51,554 LET ME SEE. 708 00:18:51,554 --> 00:18:52,554 I LOVE IT. 709 00:18:52,554 --> 00:18:53,821 >> LOOKS GOOD. 710 00:18:53,821 --> 00:18:54,888 >> VERY... 711 00:18:54,888 --> 00:18:55,921 BIG. 712 00:18:55,921 --> 00:18:58,421 >> YOU LIKE BIG THINGS. 713 00:18:58,421 --> 00:18:59,421 >> ALL RIGHT, NEIL. 714 00:18:59,421 --> 00:19:00,154 YOU'RE ALL DONE. 715 00:19:00,154 --> 00:19:01,088 >> DONE? 716 00:19:01,088 --> 00:19:01,988 THANK GOD. 717 00:19:01,988 --> 00:19:03,421 >> OOH, HURRY UP, NEIL, JUMP UP. 718 00:19:03,421 --> 00:19:05,088 I WANT TO SEE. 719 00:19:05,088 --> 00:19:05,821 >> [clears throat] 720 00:19:05,821 --> 00:19:07,321 >> [giggles] OOH! 721 00:19:11,721 --> 00:19:13,521 OOH, LOOKIN' MIGHTY FINE. 722 00:19:13,521 --> 00:19:14,788 >> IT LOOKS GOOD. 723 00:19:14,788 --> 00:19:15,821 >> I LOOK PRETTY HOT. 724 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:16,488 >> DAMN. 725 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:17,421 WOW. 726 00:19:17,421 --> 00:19:18,154 DID A GREAT JOB. 727 00:19:18,154 --> 00:19:19,721 >> THAT'S A NICE SET OF LEGS. 728 00:19:19,721 --> 00:19:20,554 >> I KNOW, MY LEGS LOOK NICE, 729 00:19:20,554 --> 00:19:21,621 RIGHT? 730 00:19:21,621 --> 00:19:22,488 >> NO, MINE. 731 00:19:22,488 --> 00:19:24,488 NEIL CAN'T AFFORD LAVISH GIFTS 732 00:19:24,488 --> 00:19:26,621 AND DIAMONDS, BUT THE TATTOO IS 733 00:19:26,621 --> 00:19:28,754 PERMANENT, AND THAT'S PRICELESS. 734 00:19:28,754 --> 00:19:29,988 OH, MY GOD, THAT REALLY LOOKS 735 00:19:29,988 --> 00:19:31,721 JUST LIKE ME. 736 00:19:31,721 --> 00:19:32,554 I LOVE IT. 737 00:19:32,554 --> 00:19:33,421 >> CAME OUT AWESOME. 738 00:19:33,421 --> 00:19:34,521 >> OH, I THINK THE ASS LOOKS 739 00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:35,621 REALLY GOOD. 740 00:19:35,621 --> 00:19:36,454 >> YEAH, I'M LIKING THE ASS. 741 00:19:36,454 --> 00:19:38,454 >> THE [bleep] ARE REALLY NICE. 742 00:19:42,321 --> 00:19:44,088 [laughs] 743 00:19:46,888 --> 00:19:48,121 >> NEXT TIME, ON BIG ANG... 744 00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:49,421 GAY PRIDE! 745 00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:51,088 IT'S NEW YORK CITY GAY PRIDE, 746 00:19:51,088 --> 00:19:53,454 AND ME AND THE GIRLS LOVE TO GO. 747 00:19:53,454 --> 00:19:55,421 >> ANGELA. 748 00:19:55,421 --> 00:19:56,988 >> THE CLOSET'S A DISASTER AND 749 00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:58,321 IT'S ALL PACKED TOGETHER. 750 00:19:58,321 --> 00:20:00,054 >> ANGELA IS HERE TO LEAVE 751 00:20:00,054 --> 00:20:00,921 STUFF. 752 00:20:00,921 --> 00:20:01,888 >> THIS IS GIVING ME VERY BAD 753 00:20:01,888 --> 00:20:03,088 ANXIETY. 754 00:20:03,088 --> 00:20:04,354 NOBODY HAS BETTER PARTIES THAN 755 00:20:04,354 --> 00:20:05,821 DRAG QUEENS. 756 00:20:05,821 --> 00:20:08,021 AND I WANT TO DO THAT IN MY BAR. 757 00:20:08,021 --> 00:20:09,454 >> WE HAVE A NEW NIGHT HERE AT 758 00:20:09,454 --> 00:20:10,721 THE DRUNKEN MONKEY. 759 00:20:10,721 --> 00:20:11,854 MAKE SOME NOISE FOR BIG ANG, 760 00:20:11,854 --> 00:20:12,854 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 761 00:20:12,854 --> 00:20:13,854 >> DRUNKEN MONKEY!