1 00:00:02,921 --> 00:00:03,954 >> ANGELA'S GONNA READ YOU THE 2 00:00:03,954 --> 00:00:04,688 RULES. 3 00:00:04,688 --> 00:00:06,988 >> ON THIS EPISODE OF BIG ANG... 4 00:00:06,988 --> 00:00:08,054 LITTLE LOUIE'S GETTING HIS 5 00:00:08,054 --> 00:00:09,054 MANHOOD TAKEN AWAY. 6 00:00:09,054 --> 00:00:10,054 >> NOT HIS MANHOOD, JUST HIS 7 00:00:10,054 --> 00:00:10,888 TESTICLES. 8 00:00:10,888 --> 00:00:12,821 >> HE LOOKS DEAD! 9 00:00:12,821 --> 00:00:15,588 IT'S TIME YOU CAME HOME SO I 10 00:00:15,588 --> 00:00:17,021 CAN WATCH YOU. 11 00:00:17,021 --> 00:00:18,054 >> ARE YOU CRAZY? 12 00:00:18,054 --> 00:00:19,288 THESE ARE THE HABITS MY SON 13 00:00:19,288 --> 00:00:20,421 PICKED UP AFTER ME: 14 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:22,054 LOVES TO GO OUT, LOVES TO DRINK, 15 00:00:22,054 --> 00:00:23,288 LOVES TO GAMBLE-- 16 00:00:23,288 --> 00:00:24,254 NOT SO GOOD! 17 00:00:24,254 --> 00:00:25,421 >> I JUST HEARD. 18 00:00:25,421 --> 00:00:27,421 A.J. GOT ARRESTED? 19 00:00:27,421 --> 00:00:28,421 [spliced-up techno music] 20 00:00:28,421 --> 00:00:29,421 >> * I LIKE THE WISE GUYS 21 00:00:29,421 --> 00:00:30,454 * THE WISE GUYS 22 00:00:30,454 --> 00:00:31,188 * I WANT THAT 23 00:00:31,188 --> 00:00:31,954 * I WANNA HAVE FUN 24 00:00:31,954 --> 00:00:32,688 * AND GET WHACKED 25 00:00:32,688 --> 00:00:34,554 * OH, MY GOD 26 00:00:34,554 --> 00:00:36,554 * I-I LIKE THE WISE GUYS 27 00:00:36,554 --> 00:00:38,121 * THE--THE WISE GUYS 28 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:41,721 * I-I LIKE THE WISE GUYS 29 00:00:41,721 --> 00:00:42,721 * I WANT A MASSAGE 30 00:00:42,721 --> 00:00:44,688 * FACIAL, GET SPRAY TANNED 31 00:00:44,688 --> 00:00:46,088 * GET SPRAY TANNED 32 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:47,888 * MASSAGE, FACIAL 33 00:00:47,888 --> 00:00:49,454 * EVERYBODY LOVES ME 34 00:00:59,121 --> 00:01:00,254 >> HI, ANG, HOW ARE YOU? 35 00:01:00,254 --> 00:01:01,454 >> OH! 36 00:01:01,454 --> 00:01:02,354 ABOUT TIME! 37 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:03,354 >> I'M SORRY WE'RE LATE. 38 00:01:03,354 --> 00:01:04,588 PLEASE FORGIVE ME. 39 00:01:04,588 --> 00:01:05,388 >> HI, BABE. 40 00:01:05,388 --> 00:01:06,221 >> HOW ARE YOU? 41 00:01:06,221 --> 00:01:07,088 >> NEIL! 42 00:01:07,088 --> 00:01:07,854 >> YEAH. 43 00:01:07,854 --> 00:01:09,388 >> COUCH IS HERE. 44 00:01:09,388 --> 00:01:10,654 I'M FINALLY GETTING MY NEW HOUSE 45 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:12,188 TOGETHER AND GETTING SETTLED. 46 00:01:12,188 --> 00:01:13,254 I HAD MY OLD COUCH 47 00:01:13,254 --> 00:01:15,321 REUPHOLSTERED IN BLACK PATENT 48 00:01:15,321 --> 00:01:16,188 LEATHER. 49 00:01:16,188 --> 00:01:17,588 IT COST ME $5,000. 50 00:01:17,588 --> 00:01:19,188 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT. 51 00:01:19,188 --> 00:01:22,888 OOH! THAT'S FANCY COUCH. 52 00:01:22,888 --> 00:01:24,454 OH, THAT COUCH IS LOOKING MIGHTY 53 00:01:24,454 --> 00:01:25,421 GOOD. 54 00:01:25,421 --> 00:01:26,454 I HAVE MY BIG, BEAUTIFUL NEW 55 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:27,254 HOUSE. 56 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:28,721 I HAVE NEIL, I HAVE MY LITTLE 57 00:01:28,721 --> 00:01:29,788 LOUIE. 58 00:01:29,788 --> 00:01:31,554 NOW ALL I NEED IS A.J. TO MOVE 59 00:01:31,554 --> 00:01:33,988 BACK IN WITH MAMA! 60 00:01:33,988 --> 00:01:35,521 >> WHERE THESE CHAIRS GOING? 61 00:01:35,521 --> 00:01:37,121 >> THAT'S GOING IN A.J.'S ROOM. 62 00:01:37,121 --> 00:01:38,288 >> ALL RIGHT. 63 00:01:38,288 --> 00:01:39,254 YOU'RE THE BOSS. 64 00:01:39,254 --> 00:01:40,488 >> A.J. DOESN'T KNOW IT YET, 65 00:01:40,488 --> 00:01:41,988 BUT MAMA IS GONNA ASK HIM TO 66 00:01:41,988 --> 00:01:43,188 MOVE IN. 67 00:01:43,188 --> 00:01:44,821 START LAYING DOWN THE NEW RUG. 68 00:01:44,821 --> 00:01:45,888 DON'T BE STEPPING ON IT WITH NO 69 00:01:45,888 --> 00:01:47,321 [bleep] SNEAKERS. 70 00:01:47,321 --> 00:01:49,554 >> WHATEVER YOU SAY. 71 00:01:49,554 --> 00:01:50,754 >> OH, THIS RUG IS LIKE WALKING 72 00:01:50,754 --> 00:01:53,621 ON COTTON. 73 00:01:53,621 --> 00:01:56,588 IT'S SO SILKY, IT'S THE BEST. 74 00:01:56,588 --> 00:01:59,321 >> NICE RUG FOR LOUIE TO PEE ON. 75 00:01:59,321 --> 00:02:01,221 THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT. 76 00:02:01,221 --> 00:02:03,088 >> HE PEES ON MY RUG, HE'LL BE 77 00:02:03,088 --> 00:02:05,088 ONE DEAD DOG. 78 00:02:05,088 --> 00:02:06,188 I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET LOUIE 79 00:02:06,188 --> 00:02:07,188 FIXED. 80 00:02:07,188 --> 00:02:10,788 >> WHATEVER YOU WANNA DO. 81 00:02:15,388 --> 00:02:18,654 >> [groaning] 82 00:02:18,654 --> 00:02:20,454 I CAN'T TAKE MOVING NO MORE. 83 00:02:20,454 --> 00:02:21,288 >> HOW ABOUT A BLOODY MARY 84 00:02:21,288 --> 00:02:22,421 TO PUT YOU BACK ON BALANCE? 85 00:02:22,421 --> 00:02:23,188 >> OKAY. 86 00:02:23,188 --> 00:02:24,088 >> BOY, THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG TO 87 00:02:24,088 --> 00:02:26,821 FIGURE OUT. 88 00:02:26,821 --> 00:02:27,988 >> MARGO IS ONE OF MY CLOSEST 89 00:02:27,988 --> 00:02:28,988 FRIENDS. 90 00:02:28,988 --> 00:02:30,854 WE ARE FRIENDS 28 YEARS. 91 00:02:30,854 --> 00:02:32,221 SHE WORKS FOR ME AT THE DRUNKEN 92 00:02:32,221 --> 00:02:33,288 MONKEY. 93 00:02:33,288 --> 00:02:34,321 >> OKAY, SO HERE'S THE DEAL. 94 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,121 OUR THIRD ANNUAL ATLANTIC CITY 95 00:02:36,121 --> 00:02:37,454 BUS TRIP--IT'S COMING UP. 96 00:02:37,454 --> 00:02:38,721 WE NEED TO GET ONBOARD WITH WHAT 97 00:02:38,721 --> 00:02:39,554 WE'RE DOING. 98 00:02:39,554 --> 00:02:40,754 >> I LOVE THE BUS. 99 00:02:40,754 --> 00:02:42,554 I'M REALLY EXCITED FOR MY 100 00:02:42,554 --> 00:02:44,121 ATLANTIC CITY TRIP WITH THE 101 00:02:44,121 --> 00:02:46,454 DRUNKEN MONKEYS! 102 00:02:46,454 --> 00:02:48,488 * YEAH, DANCING! 103 00:02:48,488 --> 00:02:49,721 * DANCING 104 00:02:49,721 --> 00:02:51,154 IT'S ALL ABOUT SPENDING TIME 105 00:02:51,154 --> 00:02:52,721 WITH MY PATRONS, HAVING A GOOD 106 00:02:52,721 --> 00:02:57,588 TIME, AND MAKING SOME MONEY! 107 00:02:57,588 --> 00:02:58,921 WHICH I NEVER DO. 108 00:02:58,921 --> 00:03:01,321 LAST YEAR, I LOST [bleep] 900. 109 00:03:01,321 --> 00:03:02,388 >> I LOST MY RENT MONEY AND 110 00:03:02,388 --> 00:03:03,254 EVERYTHING LAST YEAR. 111 00:03:03,254 --> 00:03:04,088 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 112 00:03:04,088 --> 00:03:04,954 I CAME OUT PENNILESS! 113 00:03:04,954 --> 00:03:05,788 >> MAKE SURE YOU PAY THE RENT 114 00:03:05,788 --> 00:03:06,621 BEFORE YOU GO. 115 00:03:06,621 --> 00:03:08,221 >> I HAD TO PUT $13 IN MY BRA 116 00:03:08,221 --> 00:03:09,188 JUST TO GET BACK OVER THE BRIDGE 117 00:03:09,188 --> 00:03:11,321 THE NEXT DAY TO COME TO WORK. 118 00:03:11,321 --> 00:03:12,321 >> WE'RE SUCH DESPERADOS. 119 00:03:12,321 --> 00:03:13,188 >> I KNOW. 120 00:03:13,188 --> 00:03:14,221 I JUST HOPE THAT NOT TOO MANY 121 00:03:14,221 --> 00:03:15,188 PEOPLE GET NAKED, 'CAUSE THERE'S 122 00:03:15,188 --> 00:03:16,654 SOME HORRORS. 123 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:17,721 >> EVERY YEAR, THERE'S A NEW 124 00:03:17,721 --> 00:03:18,588 THING ON THIS BUS. 125 00:03:18,588 --> 00:03:19,754 LAST YEAR, THE LADY HAD HER 126 00:03:19,754 --> 00:03:21,488 [bleep] OUT, RUNNING UP AND DOWN 127 00:03:21,488 --> 00:03:22,688 THE [bleep] AISLE. 128 00:03:22,688 --> 00:03:25,788 I THINK SHE WAS GIVING [bleep]. 129 00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:27,621 IT WAS VERY SCARY. 130 00:03:27,621 --> 00:03:28,888 TRUST ME, YOU DIDN'T WANNA SEE 131 00:03:28,888 --> 00:03:30,088 THESE [bleep]. 132 00:03:30,088 --> 00:03:31,821 >> CHEERS TO A.C. AND TO A GOOD 133 00:03:31,821 --> 00:03:32,721 SUMMER. 134 00:03:32,721 --> 00:03:33,788 >> TO WINNING! 135 00:03:33,788 --> 00:03:34,954 GIMME SOME MOOLAH. 136 00:03:34,954 --> 00:03:38,888 NEED THE CASH! 137 00:03:46,088 --> 00:03:47,354 HELLO. 138 00:03:47,354 --> 00:03:49,121 I GOT LOUIE HERE TO GET HIS 139 00:03:49,121 --> 00:03:52,354 LITTLE SURGERY, MY POOR BABY. 140 00:03:52,354 --> 00:03:55,521 LITTLE LOUIE HAS BEEN A TERROR! 141 00:03:55,521 --> 00:03:56,288 [Louie growling] 142 00:03:56,288 --> 00:03:57,121 LOUIE! 143 00:03:57,121 --> 00:03:58,221 HE'S PEEING EVERYWHERE AND 144 00:03:58,221 --> 00:03:59,088 BITING EVERYBODY. 145 00:03:59,088 --> 00:04:00,088 [yipping] 146 00:04:00,088 --> 00:04:00,888 LOUIE! 147 00:04:00,888 --> 00:04:01,788 HE ACTS LIKE THIS BECAUSE HE 148 00:04:01,788 --> 00:04:03,488 STILL HAS HIS BALLS. 149 00:04:03,488 --> 00:04:04,954 I THINK IT'S TIME TO CUT 'EM 150 00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:06,388 OFF! 151 00:04:06,388 --> 00:04:07,688 >> HERE, SIGN RIGHT ACROSS HERE, 152 00:04:07,688 --> 00:04:08,588 HON. 153 00:04:08,588 --> 00:04:09,654 THIS IS GIVING US PERMISSION TO 154 00:04:09,654 --> 00:04:12,221 GO AHEAD AND DO THE NEUTER. 155 00:04:12,221 --> 00:04:13,888 >> MY POOR BABY. 156 00:04:13,888 --> 00:04:15,088 >> HELLO! 157 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,088 >> HI, DR. COHEN. 158 00:04:17,088 --> 00:04:18,188 >> THIS IS LITTLE LOUIE'S BIG 159 00:04:18,188 --> 00:04:18,888 DAY. 160 00:04:18,888 --> 00:04:19,888 >> LITTLE LOUIE'S GETTING HIS 161 00:04:19,888 --> 00:04:20,688 MANHOOD TAKEN AWAY. 162 00:04:20,688 --> 00:04:21,721 >> NO, NOT HIS MANHOOD, 163 00:04:21,721 --> 00:04:23,454 JUST HIS TESTICLES. 164 00:04:23,454 --> 00:04:24,521 WE'RE GONNA TAKE GOOD CARE 165 00:04:24,521 --> 00:04:25,321 OF HIM. 166 00:04:25,321 --> 00:04:26,188 >> YOU SURE HE'LL BE FINE? 167 00:04:26,188 --> 00:04:27,788 >> HE'LL BE PERFECTLY FINE. 168 00:04:27,788 --> 00:04:29,921 >> AW, BYE, MY BABY BOY. 169 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:30,888 >> WE'RE ALL SET AND READY TO 170 00:04:30,888 --> 00:04:31,721 GO. 171 00:04:31,721 --> 00:04:32,588 >> OH, HE KNOWS! 172 00:04:32,588 --> 00:04:34,154 HE'S GETTING MAD AT ME. 173 00:04:34,154 --> 00:04:35,321 I'M VERY NERVOUS BECAUSE MY 174 00:04:35,321 --> 00:04:36,654 OTHER POMERANIAN WENT UNDER 175 00:04:36,654 --> 00:04:41,254 ANESTHESIA AND DIDN'T WAKE UP. 176 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:53,088 THIS DOG BETTER [bleep] WAKE UP. 177 00:04:57,121 --> 00:04:58,454 >> EVERYTHING WENT GREAT! 178 00:04:58,454 --> 00:04:59,654 PRETTY QUICK, RIGHT? 179 00:04:59,654 --> 00:05:01,188 >> AW, THANK YOU, DOCTOR. 180 00:05:01,188 --> 00:05:02,454 THANK GOD IT'S ALL OVER. 181 00:05:02,454 --> 00:05:04,221 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY POOR 182 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:05,888 LITTLE BABY. 183 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:06,888 >> SO LOUIE'S HAVING A GREAT 184 00:05:06,888 --> 00:05:07,688 SNOOZE. 185 00:05:07,688 --> 00:05:10,621 >> AWW. 186 00:05:10,621 --> 00:05:12,088 >> I DON'T KNOW. 187 00:05:12,088 --> 00:05:13,454 >> NOT READY YET? 188 00:05:13,454 --> 00:05:14,721 >> HE LOOKS DEAD! 189 00:05:14,721 --> 00:05:15,921 >> HE'S, UH, STILL THE SAME 190 00:05:15,921 --> 00:05:16,988 TOUGH GUY HE WAS WHEN HE CAME 191 00:05:16,988 --> 00:05:18,188 IN. 192 00:05:18,188 --> 00:05:19,388 WHEN WE SEND HIM HOME, 193 00:05:19,388 --> 00:05:20,754 HE'LL BE PERFECTLY FINE. 194 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:22,621 >> I'M FEELING A LITTLE CREEPED 195 00:05:22,621 --> 00:05:23,521 OUT RIGHT NOW. 196 00:05:23,521 --> 00:05:24,454 >> YEAH? 197 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:25,521 THAT'S NORMALLY HOW THEY LOOK, 198 00:05:25,521 --> 00:05:29,254 HONEY. 199 00:05:34,221 --> 00:05:35,488 >> NEED A LOTTA STUFF. 200 00:05:35,488 --> 00:05:36,954 >> WE NEED A LOTTA MONEY TOO. 201 00:05:36,954 --> 00:05:37,954 LOOK AT THESE SHIRTS. 202 00:05:37,954 --> 00:05:39,121 BROOKLYN. 203 00:05:39,121 --> 00:05:39,888 YOU LIKE THAT ONE? 204 00:05:39,888 --> 00:05:41,588 >> YOU CRAZY? NO. 205 00:05:41,588 --> 00:05:42,988 >> I LIKE THIS PAIR REALLY. 206 00:05:42,988 --> 00:05:43,821 >> NAH. 207 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:45,088 >> I LIKE THE COLORED ONES. 208 00:05:45,088 --> 00:05:46,354 >> I KNOW. 209 00:05:46,354 --> 00:05:48,454 >> I'M TAKING MY BABY A.J. 210 00:05:48,454 --> 00:05:49,821 SHOPPING FOR SUMMER CLOTHES-- 211 00:05:49,821 --> 00:05:52,288 ANYTHING HE WANTS. 212 00:05:52,288 --> 00:05:53,288 >> YOU LIKE HIGH TOPS OR LOW 213 00:05:53,288 --> 00:05:54,121 TOPS? 214 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:54,954 >> OH, NOW YOU'RE ASKING ME 215 00:05:54,954 --> 00:05:56,321 FOR MY OPINION? 216 00:05:56,321 --> 00:05:58,854 SO WHAT'S HAPPENING IN BROOKLYN? 217 00:05:58,854 --> 00:06:00,721 >> PARTIES, SUMMER, KEGS. 218 00:06:00,721 --> 00:06:03,221 ALL THE GIRLS RUN AROUND NAKED. 219 00:06:03,221 --> 00:06:05,088 >> OH, MY GOD. 220 00:06:05,088 --> 00:06:06,288 I THINK BROOKLYN HAS CORRUPTED 221 00:06:06,288 --> 00:06:07,088 HIM. 222 00:06:07,088 --> 00:06:08,321 AREN'T YOU SICK OF PARTYING 223 00:06:08,321 --> 00:06:09,488 EVERY DAY? 224 00:06:09,488 --> 00:06:10,888 >> NO. 225 00:06:10,888 --> 00:06:11,954 >> AFTER A WHILE, YOUR BRAIN 226 00:06:11,954 --> 00:06:12,988 FRIES, YOU KNOW. 227 00:06:12,988 --> 00:06:14,521 >> I'M 23, I AIN'T FRIED. 228 00:06:14,521 --> 00:06:15,688 >> MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONCENTRATE 229 00:06:15,688 --> 00:06:17,654 ON WORKING MORE THAN PARTYING. 230 00:06:17,654 --> 00:06:18,554 >> NO. 231 00:06:18,554 --> 00:06:20,688 JUST SPEND EVERYTHING. 232 00:06:20,688 --> 00:06:21,754 >> THESE ARE THE HABITS HE 233 00:06:21,754 --> 00:06:22,854 PICKED UP AFTER ME: 234 00:06:22,854 --> 00:06:24,654 LOVES TO GO OUT, LOVES TO DRINK, 235 00:06:24,654 --> 00:06:25,821 LOVES TO SPEND MONEY, LOVES TO 236 00:06:25,821 --> 00:06:26,754 GAMBLE-- 237 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:28,221 NOT SO GOOD! 238 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,988 I THINK YOU BETTER GET OUT OF 239 00:06:29,988 --> 00:06:31,088 BROOKLYN BECAUSE IT'S JUST 240 00:06:31,088 --> 00:06:32,088 RUINING YOU. 241 00:06:32,088 --> 00:06:33,154 >> YEAH, AND THEN MOVE BACK WITH 242 00:06:33,154 --> 00:06:33,954 YOU. 243 00:06:33,954 --> 00:06:35,288 >> OOH, OKAY. 244 00:06:35,288 --> 00:06:36,354 >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU WOULD 245 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:38,121 LIKE. 246 00:06:38,121 --> 00:06:39,121 >> I DON'T THINK A.J.'S TAKING 247 00:06:39,121 --> 00:06:40,421 ME SERIOUS RIGHT NOW, SO I'M 248 00:06:40,421 --> 00:06:42,221 GONNA WAIT FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT 249 00:06:42,221 --> 00:06:44,121 AND ASK HIM TO MOVE IN WITH ME. 250 00:06:44,121 --> 00:06:45,454 OH, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU. 251 00:06:45,454 --> 00:06:47,121 YOU KNOW HOW WE DO THE ANNUAL 252 00:06:47,121 --> 00:06:48,554 BUS TRIP TO ATLANTIC CITY? 253 00:06:48,554 --> 00:06:49,421 >> YEAH. 254 00:06:49,421 --> 00:06:51,188 >> YOU WANNA COME? 255 00:06:51,188 --> 00:06:53,088 MAYBE IF A.J. SEES HOW MUCH FUN 256 00:06:53,088 --> 00:06:54,554 I AM TO PARTY WITH, THEN HE'LL 257 00:06:54,554 --> 00:06:55,754 WANNA MOVE BACK HOME. 258 00:06:55,754 --> 00:06:57,188 WE ARE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN 259 00:06:57,188 --> 00:06:58,221 ON THIS BUS TRIP. 260 00:06:58,221 --> 00:06:59,621 WE DRINK THE WHOLE TIME, WE HAVE 261 00:06:59,621 --> 00:07:00,888 FOOD. 262 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,188 WE HAVE BAGELS AND COFFEE. 263 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:03,854 WE HAVE LIQUOR, WE GAMBLE. 264 00:07:03,854 --> 00:07:05,588 AND WE TELL JOKES. 265 00:07:05,588 --> 00:07:06,788 >> ALL RIGHT, SO WHATEVER. 266 00:07:06,788 --> 00:07:07,688 I'M COMING. 267 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:09,354 >> I'M SO EXCITED A.J.'S COMING 268 00:07:09,354 --> 00:07:10,554 ON THE ATLANTIC CITY TRIP WITH 269 00:07:10,554 --> 00:07:11,388 ME. 270 00:07:11,388 --> 00:07:12,654 IF MY SON IS GONNA PARTY, I'D 271 00:07:12,654 --> 00:07:14,688 RATHER HIM PARTY WITH ME. 272 00:07:14,688 --> 00:07:18,188 GOING TO ATLANTIC CITY! 273 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:19,321 >> ANGELA'S GONNA READ YOU THE 274 00:07:19,321 --> 00:07:20,188 RULES. 275 00:07:20,188 --> 00:07:21,588 >> NO RULES! 276 00:07:21,588 --> 00:07:23,621 [all cheering] 277 00:07:23,621 --> 00:07:27,521 IT'S TIME YOU CAME HOME TO MAMA. 278 00:07:27,521 --> 00:07:28,888 >> ARE YOU CRAZY? 279 00:07:40,754 --> 00:07:41,788 >> TODAY'S MY ATLANTIC CITY BUS 280 00:07:41,788 --> 00:07:42,621 TRIP. 281 00:07:42,621 --> 00:07:45,221 WE ARE GOING TO HAVE FUN. 282 00:07:45,221 --> 00:07:46,954 SO HAPPY A.J. MADE IT, BECAUSE 283 00:07:46,954 --> 00:07:50,254 LINDA AND JEN ARE SUCH LOSERS 284 00:07:50,254 --> 00:07:51,254 AND DIDN'T COME ON THE TRIP. 285 00:07:51,254 --> 00:07:55,188 I NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE MY DAY. 286 00:07:55,188 --> 00:07:57,554 WHAT THE [bleep] HAPPENED? 287 00:07:57,554 --> 00:07:59,188 MARGO! 288 00:07:59,188 --> 00:08:00,854 WHAT THE [bleep] IS THIS? 289 00:08:00,854 --> 00:08:01,921 >> SATURDAY NIGHT, A COUPLE OF 290 00:08:01,921 --> 00:08:03,721 GUYS STARTED FIGHTING. 291 00:08:03,721 --> 00:08:05,188 SO I WALK IN THIS MORNING, 292 00:08:05,188 --> 00:08:07,688 GLASS ALL OVER THE PLACE. 293 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,388 >> YOU GOTTA START CHARGING 294 00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:11,254 SO THIS RIFFRAFF CAN'T COME IN. 295 00:08:11,254 --> 00:08:12,521 I'M NOT GONNA LET THIS RUIN 296 00:08:12,521 --> 00:08:14,088 MY [bleep] DAY, 'CAUSE THIS IS 297 00:08:14,088 --> 00:08:16,221 TYPICAL FROM THE HARD-ONS THAT 298 00:08:16,221 --> 00:08:19,321 COME HERE ON SATURDAY NIGHTS. 299 00:08:19,321 --> 00:08:20,254 >> WE GOTTA GET READY! 300 00:08:20,254 --> 00:08:22,221 WE'RE GOING ON THE BUS! 301 00:08:22,221 --> 00:08:25,988 [cheers and applause] 302 00:08:25,988 --> 00:08:27,521 >> WE ARE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH 303 00:08:27,521 --> 00:08:29,854 FUN! 304 00:08:29,854 --> 00:08:31,454 YEAH! 305 00:08:31,454 --> 00:08:32,488 >> ANGELA'S GONNA READ YOU THE 306 00:08:32,488 --> 00:08:33,688 RULES. 307 00:08:33,688 --> 00:08:37,821 >> NO RULES! 308 00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:38,888 >> ANYBODY WANT A VODKA WITH 309 00:08:38,888 --> 00:08:39,821 LEMONADE? 310 00:08:39,821 --> 00:08:41,088 >> EVERYBODY'S ALREADY GETTING 311 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:41,988 WHACKED! 312 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:44,488 TODAY'S GONNA BE AN AWESOME DAY. 313 00:08:44,488 --> 00:08:46,521 >> LET'S GET [bleep] UP! 314 00:08:46,521 --> 00:08:48,221 [all cheering] 315 00:08:48,221 --> 00:08:52,188 >> GO, GO, GO, GO! 316 00:08:52,188 --> 00:08:53,688 >> THE BUS TRIP SOMETIMES IS 317 00:08:53,688 --> 00:08:54,921 ACTUALLY BETTER THAN ATLANTIC 318 00:08:54,921 --> 00:09:01,921 CITY, BECAUSE WE DANCE! 319 00:09:01,921 --> 00:09:03,354 >> GO, BABY! GO, BABY! GO, BABY! 320 00:09:03,354 --> 00:09:05,521 WHOO! 321 00:09:05,521 --> 00:09:08,088 OH, YEAH! 322 00:09:08,088 --> 00:09:12,421 >> YEAH! 323 00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:17,421 A.J. 324 00:09:17,421 --> 00:09:19,088 A.J. 325 00:09:19,088 --> 00:09:19,954 A.J., WAKE UP! 326 00:09:19,954 --> 00:09:23,088 >> [snoring] 327 00:09:23,088 --> 00:09:25,288 >> WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? 328 00:09:25,288 --> 00:09:26,521 >> I GOT BOMBED. 329 00:09:26,521 --> 00:09:27,321 >> YOU GOT BOMBED? 330 00:09:27,321 --> 00:09:28,654 WHERE DID YOU GO? 331 00:09:28,654 --> 00:09:33,621 >> I WENT TO BROOKLYN. 332 00:09:37,388 --> 00:09:38,521 YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T DRIVE. 333 00:09:38,521 --> 00:09:41,988 SO I WAS ALLOWED TO DRINK. 334 00:09:41,988 --> 00:09:43,854 IN THE HOUSE. 335 00:09:43,854 --> 00:09:45,088 >> IF A.J. LIVED HOME, I 336 00:09:45,088 --> 00:09:46,421 COULD'VE WATCHED HIM, NOT LET 337 00:09:46,421 --> 00:09:48,254 HIM GO OUT DRINKING ALL NIGHT 338 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:49,521 SO HE WOULDN'T HAVE A HANGOVER 339 00:09:49,521 --> 00:09:50,588 ON THE BUS! 340 00:09:50,588 --> 00:09:51,621 >> YOU DON'T SAY HELLO TO ME? 341 00:09:51,621 --> 00:09:52,454 >> HEY! HI, HONEY! 342 00:09:52,454 --> 00:09:53,821 >> COME HERE! 343 00:09:53,821 --> 00:09:54,688 HOW'S YOUR ARM? 344 00:09:54,688 --> 00:09:55,888 >> IT'S SO GREAT THAT SANDY 345 00:09:55,888 --> 00:09:57,954 FINALLY GETS TO SEE FRANKIE. 346 00:09:57,954 --> 00:09:59,121 ESPECIALLY AFTER THEIR LITTLE 347 00:09:59,121 --> 00:10:01,588 RENDEZVOUS IN THE JACUZZI. 348 00:10:01,588 --> 00:10:02,721 >> HOW MANY STITCHES? 349 00:10:02,721 --> 00:10:05,021 >> [echoing] 40 STITCHES. 350 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,621 [all yelling] 351 00:10:06,621 --> 00:10:10,188 >> OH...MY...GOD! 352 00:10:10,188 --> 00:10:11,554 >> OH, MY GOD! 353 00:10:11,554 --> 00:10:13,321 >> OH, WHY DID I JUMP OUT OF 354 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:16,221 THAT HOT TUB? 355 00:10:16,221 --> 00:10:17,188 >> LISTEN TO ME, BETWEEN YOU AND 356 00:10:17,188 --> 00:10:18,188 ME, I'M GONNA RIDE YOU ALL 357 00:10:18,188 --> 00:10:20,021 NIGHT. 358 00:10:20,021 --> 00:10:21,821 >> ALL NIGHT LONG? I LIKE THAT! 359 00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:22,854 >> I'LL PAY YOU. 360 00:10:22,854 --> 00:10:23,921 HOW MUCH DO I NEED FOR THE 361 00:10:23,921 --> 00:10:24,788 NIGHT? 362 00:10:24,788 --> 00:10:25,621 >> OH, MAN. 363 00:10:25,621 --> 00:10:26,954 >> LISTEN, I'M FRANKIE'S PIMP. 364 00:10:26,954 --> 00:10:32,854 I GOT YOU. 365 00:10:32,854 --> 00:10:33,688 >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL 366 00:10:33,688 --> 00:10:37,854 RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 367 00:10:39,554 --> 00:10:40,688 >> OH! 368 00:10:40,688 --> 00:10:44,654 [all cheering] 369 00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:48,621 >> SOMEBODY [bleep] THEIR PANTS? 370 00:10:48,621 --> 00:10:53,521 THAT [bleep] BUS STINKS! 371 00:10:53,521 --> 00:10:55,088 I LOVE THE EXCITEMENT OF 372 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:56,388 GAMBLING. 373 00:10:56,388 --> 00:10:57,721 IT DOES SOMETHING TO MY 374 00:10:57,721 --> 00:11:00,488 ADRENALINE! 375 00:11:00,488 --> 00:11:02,588 AH, YEAH! 376 00:11:02,588 --> 00:11:04,521 ROULETTE, BABY! 377 00:11:07,721 --> 00:11:13,854 >> LET'S GO, BABY, WORK IT! 378 00:11:13,854 --> 00:11:15,821 >> LET'S GO, LET'S GO! 379 00:11:15,821 --> 00:11:16,654 >> 34! 380 00:11:16,654 --> 00:11:18,554 >> YEAH! 381 00:11:18,554 --> 00:11:19,721 >> WINNER! 382 00:11:23,288 --> 00:11:24,388 >> I'M [bleep] GOING THROUGH 383 00:11:24,388 --> 00:11:25,488 100s HERE. 384 00:11:25,488 --> 00:11:26,621 LOSER! 385 00:11:26,621 --> 00:11:28,088 >> I'M DOWN TO ABOUT 850. 386 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,088 >> THAT'S LIKE ME, LIKE 500, 387 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:29,921 600. 388 00:11:29,921 --> 00:11:30,721 >> OH, MY GOD. 389 00:11:30,721 --> 00:11:32,954 WIN OR LOSE, WE LOVE TO GAMBLE. 390 00:11:32,954 --> 00:11:34,188 WE HAD A REALLY FUN DAY PARTYING 391 00:11:34,188 --> 00:11:35,221 TOGETHER. 392 00:11:35,221 --> 00:11:36,788 I THINK NOW IS THE RIGHT TIME 393 00:11:36,788 --> 00:11:38,621 TO ASK A.J. TO COME BACK HOME 394 00:11:38,621 --> 00:11:40,088 TO MAMA. 395 00:11:40,088 --> 00:11:42,688 A.J, I THINK THAT IT'S TIME 396 00:11:42,688 --> 00:11:45,554 THAT YOU CAME HOME SO I CAN 397 00:11:45,554 --> 00:11:47,388 WATCH YOU. 398 00:11:47,388 --> 00:11:49,088 >> ARE YOU CRAZY? 399 00:11:49,088 --> 00:11:49,888 >> FRANKIE, WHO DO YOU LIVE 400 00:11:49,888 --> 00:11:50,688 WITH? 401 00:11:50,688 --> 00:11:51,654 >> MY MOTHER AND FATHER. 402 00:11:51,654 --> 00:11:52,654 >> NO WAY. 403 00:11:52,654 --> 00:11:53,854 YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS LIVING 404 00:11:53,854 --> 00:11:54,721 WITH YOUR MOTHER. 405 00:11:54,721 --> 00:11:55,554 >> NO, IT'S TOUGH, IT'S TOUGH. 406 00:11:55,554 --> 00:11:57,654 YEAH, IT'S [bleep] UP. 407 00:11:57,654 --> 00:11:58,721 >> YOU WANT A GIRL IN THE 408 00:11:58,721 --> 00:11:59,788 BEDROOM NEXT TO YOURS, 409 00:11:59,788 --> 00:12:00,721 SCREAMING? 410 00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:01,521 >> I'VE DONE IT BEFORE. 411 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,488 IT DOESN'T WORK OUT WELL. 412 00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:03,554 >> THAT'S WHY I NEED TO LIVE BY 413 00:12:03,554 --> 00:12:04,521 MYSELF. 414 00:12:04,521 --> 00:12:05,354 >> LIVING IN BROOKLYN? 415 00:12:05,354 --> 00:12:06,188 >> YEAH. 416 00:12:06,188 --> 00:12:06,921 >> WHERE IN BROOKLYN? 417 00:12:06,921 --> 00:12:08,088 >> OVER ON 13TH AVENUE. 418 00:12:08,088 --> 00:12:09,821 >> WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER, 419 00:12:09,821 --> 00:12:12,188 I LIVED ON 13TH AVENUE ALSO. 420 00:12:12,188 --> 00:12:13,188 THERE'S NOTHING BUT TROUBLE 421 00:12:13,188 --> 00:12:14,288 THERE, TRUST ME. 422 00:12:14,288 --> 00:12:15,954 I DO NOT WANT THE SAME FOR A.J. 423 00:12:15,954 --> 00:12:16,888 >> YOU GOT YOUR FREEDOM. 424 00:12:16,888 --> 00:12:17,688 >> YEAH. 425 00:12:17,688 --> 00:12:18,621 >> ANGELA, I DON'T KNOW, I'M ON 426 00:12:18,621 --> 00:12:19,454 HIS SIDE. 427 00:12:19,454 --> 00:12:20,354 >> NO, NO, NO. 428 00:12:20,354 --> 00:12:21,221 YOU BETTER [bleep] COME HOME, 429 00:12:21,221 --> 00:12:22,088 KEEP MY EYE ON YOU. 430 00:12:22,088 --> 00:12:23,321 >> I HAVE SO MUCH FREEDOM. 431 00:12:23,321 --> 00:12:24,721 WHY WOULD I GIVE THAT UP? 432 00:12:24,721 --> 00:12:26,188 >> YOU HAVE FOOD. 433 00:12:26,188 --> 00:12:27,921 YOU HAVE YOUR LAUNDRY DONE. 434 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:29,388 YOU HAVE YOUR BED MADE. 435 00:12:29,388 --> 00:12:31,854 YOU HAVE A CLEAN HOUSE. 436 00:12:31,854 --> 00:12:34,188 >> I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 437 00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:37,088 SOMETHING I GOTTA THINK ABOUT. 438 00:12:37,088 --> 00:12:38,288 >> I'LL TAKE A "THINK ABOUT IT" 439 00:12:38,288 --> 00:12:39,788 OVER A "NO" ANY DAY. 440 00:12:39,788 --> 00:12:40,854 >> DO YOU WANNA GO BACK IN, HIT 441 00:12:40,854 --> 00:12:42,088 ONE LAST TABLE BEFORE WE 442 00:12:42,088 --> 00:12:43,221 DISPERSE? 443 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,088 >> HOW ABOUT THIS? 444 00:12:44,088 --> 00:12:45,188 ME AND A.J., WE GET OUR OWN 445 00:12:45,188 --> 00:12:45,888 APARTMENT--BECOME ROOMMATES. 446 00:12:45,888 --> 00:12:47,521 >> TWO GIGOLOS IN ONE HOUSE? 447 00:12:47,521 --> 00:12:49,488 NAH, I DON'T THINK SO. 448 00:12:49,488 --> 00:12:51,288 >> HERE YOU GO, MY BABY. 449 00:12:51,288 --> 00:12:53,654 MUST BE THIRSTY. OH! 450 00:12:53,654 --> 00:12:55,188 THIS IS WHY I WANT HIM TO LIVE 451 00:12:55,188 --> 00:12:56,254 HERE WITH ME. 452 00:12:56,254 --> 00:12:58,154 LOOK WHAT THE [bleep] HAPPENED. 453 00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:11,088 [cheering] 454 00:13:11,088 --> 00:13:12,454 >> AFTER A LONG DAY AT THE 455 00:13:12,454 --> 00:13:14,288 CASINO, TIME TO GO BACK TO 456 00:13:14,288 --> 00:13:15,354 STATEN ISLAND. 457 00:13:15,354 --> 00:13:16,988 EVERYBODY'S WHACKED, BUT THE 458 00:13:16,988 --> 00:13:18,288 PARTY STILL CONTINUES. 459 00:13:18,288 --> 00:13:21,488 ALL RIGHT, SO TELL ME WHO WON. 460 00:13:21,488 --> 00:13:23,321 FRANKIE, DID YOU WIN? 461 00:13:23,321 --> 00:13:24,154 >> NO, I GOT KILLED. 462 00:13:24,154 --> 00:13:26,288 >> OH, A.J., WHAT'D YOU DO? 463 00:13:26,288 --> 00:13:28,354 >> [snoring] 464 00:13:28,354 --> 00:13:30,088 >> WHAT THE [bleep] IS GOING ON? 465 00:13:30,088 --> 00:13:31,588 I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PARTY BUS. 466 00:13:31,588 --> 00:13:33,588 SINCE WE'RE A BUNCH OF LOSERS, 467 00:13:33,588 --> 00:13:35,088 THE BEST THING TO DO IS TO TELL 468 00:13:35,088 --> 00:13:37,088 JOKES. 469 00:13:44,688 --> 00:13:47,354 [laughter] 470 00:13:47,354 --> 00:13:48,888 >> HEY, LISTEN UP, GUYS. 471 00:13:48,888 --> 00:13:51,221 WE GOT ABOUT 15 MINUTES AT THE 472 00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:54,088 REST STOP. 473 00:13:54,088 --> 00:13:55,221 >> ALL RIGHT, WE'VE ONLY GOT 474 00:13:55,221 --> 00:13:56,088 15 MINUTES! 475 00:13:56,088 --> 00:13:57,388 LET'S GO! 476 00:13:57,388 --> 00:13:59,221 [all cheering] 477 00:13:59,221 --> 00:14:01,621 >> EVERYBODY HAS TO PEE? 478 00:14:01,621 --> 00:14:02,621 >> OH! 479 00:14:04,088 --> 00:14:05,954 >> [laughs] 480 00:14:05,954 --> 00:14:07,921 >> A.J., YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. 481 00:14:10,721 --> 00:14:12,188 >> SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 482 00:14:12,188 --> 00:14:15,088 >> I LIKE YOUR SNEAKERS, A.J. 483 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,821 OH, THEY'RE VERY NICE. 484 00:14:16,821 --> 00:14:18,654 >> YEAH. 485 00:14:18,654 --> 00:14:20,088 >> WHO? 486 00:14:21,888 --> 00:14:22,888 >> HE JUST [bleep] PISSED ON THE 487 00:14:22,888 --> 00:14:24,954 SIDE OF THE [bleep] BUS. 488 00:14:24,954 --> 00:14:26,954 HUH? 489 00:14:27,688 --> 00:14:29,621 >> ALL RIGHT, JOE, YOU MEAN? 490 00:14:29,621 --> 00:14:30,688 TAKE THE COWBOY HAT, THROW IT 491 00:14:30,688 --> 00:14:31,388 IN IN THE WOODS, AND LEAVE HIM 492 00:14:31,388 --> 00:14:33,588 THERE. 493 00:14:38,221 --> 00:14:40,854 >> THIS SCUMBAG DECIDES HE'S 494 00:14:40,854 --> 00:14:42,088 GONNA PEE ON THE SIDE OF THE 495 00:14:42,088 --> 00:14:44,088 [bleep] BUS, AND THE PISS IS 496 00:14:44,088 --> 00:14:45,688 DRIPPING DOWN, PAST EVERYBODY'S 497 00:14:45,688 --> 00:14:46,688 FEET. 498 00:14:46,688 --> 00:14:47,854 WHO DOES THAT? 499 00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,254 >> WE WARNED HIM AT THE PLACE, 500 00:14:49,254 --> 00:14:50,221 IF THERE'S A PROBLEM, YOU'RE OFF 501 00:14:50,221 --> 00:14:51,321 THE BUS. 502 00:14:51,321 --> 00:14:53,554 >> YOU TAKE OUT YOUR [bleep] 503 00:14:53,554 --> 00:14:56,121 SCHLANG, SCHEEVY [bleep] 504 00:14:56,121 --> 00:14:57,788 SCHLANG, UHH! 505 00:14:57,788 --> 00:14:59,088 SO NOT THE KIND OF [bleep] I 506 00:14:59,088 --> 00:15:00,488 WANT AROUND ME. 507 00:15:00,488 --> 00:15:01,654 >> EVERYBODY DON'T WANT HIM ON 508 00:15:01,654 --> 00:15:04,354 THE BUS. 509 00:15:04,354 --> 00:15:05,721 >> OKAY. 510 00:15:05,721 --> 00:15:07,488 I'M NOT LETTING ANYBODY RUIN 511 00:15:07,488 --> 00:15:09,988 THIS TRIP, SO SEE YA, COWBOY, 512 00:15:09,988 --> 00:15:11,454 AND DON'T EVER COME BACK TO MY 513 00:15:11,454 --> 00:15:12,488 BAR. 514 00:15:12,488 --> 00:15:13,988 YOU'RE RIGHT, 100%, HE'S 515 00:15:13,988 --> 00:15:15,288 DISGUSTING. 516 00:15:15,288 --> 00:15:17,888 HE PEED ON THE BUS. 517 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,354 >> IS EVERYBODY READY? 518 00:15:23,354 --> 00:15:24,321 EVERYBODY'S IN THEIR SEATS? 519 00:15:24,321 --> 00:15:25,288 >> YEAH. 520 00:15:25,288 --> 00:15:26,288 >> ALL RIGHT, GOOD ENOUGH. 521 00:15:26,288 --> 00:15:27,088 LET'S GO. 522 00:15:27,088 --> 00:15:28,721 [cheering] 523 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:32,521 [cheering] 524 00:15:34,588 --> 00:15:40,421 [cheering] 525 00:15:42,221 --> 00:15:43,354 >> [laughs] 526 00:15:43,354 --> 00:15:44,221 MAYBE WE'RE NOT LEAVING WITH 527 00:15:44,221 --> 00:15:45,321 MONEY IN OUR POCKETS, BUT IT'S 528 00:15:45,321 --> 00:15:46,788 NOT GONNA STOP US FROM PARTYING 529 00:15:46,788 --> 00:15:48,254 ALL THE WAY HOME. 530 00:15:48,254 --> 00:15:54,488 [cheering] 531 00:16:00,988 --> 00:16:02,754 [all groaning] 532 00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:09,521 >> I'M SO SORRY THAT MOMMY TOOK 533 00:16:09,521 --> 00:16:11,188 YOUR LITTLE BALLIES OFF. 534 00:16:11,188 --> 00:16:12,554 BUT YOU HAD TO. 535 00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,188 I JUST PICKED LITTLE LOUIE UP 536 00:16:14,188 --> 00:16:15,288 FROM THE HOSPITAL. 537 00:16:15,288 --> 00:16:16,354 NOW I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF MY 538 00:16:16,354 --> 00:16:17,821 LITTLE BABY, NURSE HIM BACK TO 539 00:16:17,821 --> 00:16:19,288 HEALTH. 540 00:16:19,288 --> 00:16:21,621 AW, MY LITTLE BABY. 541 00:16:21,621 --> 00:16:24,954 YOU MUST BE THIRSTY. 542 00:16:24,954 --> 00:16:26,688 HERE YOU GO, MY BABY. 543 00:16:26,688 --> 00:16:29,454 HAVE SOME WATER. 544 00:16:29,454 --> 00:16:31,354 OH! 545 00:16:31,354 --> 00:16:33,121 YOU CAN'T DRINK WATER WITH THAT 546 00:16:33,121 --> 00:16:34,121 THING. 547 00:16:34,121 --> 00:16:35,388 OH, GOD, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 548 00:16:35,388 --> 00:16:36,521 HERE. 549 00:16:36,521 --> 00:16:38,088 MY LITTLE LOUIE WAS A LITTLE BIT 550 00:16:38,088 --> 00:16:39,354 OF A LUNATIC BEFORE, 551 00:16:39,354 --> 00:16:41,621 BUT NOW HE SEEMS NICE AND CALM. 552 00:16:41,621 --> 00:16:43,088 I'D LIKE TO CASTRATE A FEW MEN 553 00:16:43,088 --> 00:16:44,088 I KNOW. 554 00:16:44,088 --> 00:16:45,388 MAYBE HE'LL LISTEN. 555 00:16:45,388 --> 00:16:47,288 GONNA TRY THAT. 556 00:16:47,288 --> 00:16:48,521 SIT! 557 00:16:48,521 --> 00:16:49,888 YOU WANT THIS? 558 00:16:49,888 --> 00:16:50,654 SIT. 559 00:16:50,654 --> 00:16:53,621 SIT. GOOD BOY. 560 00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:55,088 OOH, YOU'RE LEARNING. 561 00:16:55,088 --> 00:16:56,221 I'M ACTUALLY IN SHOCK. 562 00:16:56,221 --> 00:16:57,254 LOUIE'S LISTENING. 563 00:16:57,254 --> 00:16:58,921 GOOD DOGGIE. 564 00:16:58,921 --> 00:17:00,488 GOT LITTLE LOUIE AT HOME, 565 00:17:00,488 --> 00:17:02,088 HE LISTENS TO ME. 566 00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:03,888 I GOT A.J., NEVER LISTENS TO A 567 00:17:03,888 --> 00:17:05,788 WORD I SAY. 568 00:17:05,788 --> 00:17:06,854 MY SON DOESN'T WANNA MOVE BACK 569 00:17:06,854 --> 00:17:08,154 HOME WITH ME, BUT AT LEAST I 570 00:17:08,154 --> 00:17:09,554 HAVE MY LITTLE LOUIE I CAN TAKE 571 00:17:09,554 --> 00:17:11,088 CARE OF. 572 00:17:11,088 --> 00:17:12,921 GO TO SLEEP. 573 00:17:12,921 --> 00:17:14,388 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 574 00:17:14,388 --> 00:17:16,088 GOOD BOY. 575 00:17:16,088 --> 00:17:18,954 YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY. 576 00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,654 >> A.J. GOT ARRESTED? 577 00:17:20,654 --> 00:17:21,421 >> I KNOW, HE'S IN [bleep] 578 00:17:21,421 --> 00:17:22,421 RIKERS ISLAND. 579 00:17:22,421 --> 00:17:23,288 >> OH, MY GOD, THAT DIRTY 580 00:17:23,288 --> 00:17:25,521 PISSHOLE. 581 00:17:25,521 --> 00:17:35,354 >> HAVEN'T HAD YOUR FILL OF BIG 582 00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:38,154 [thunder] 583 00:17:51,254 --> 00:17:52,954 [door opening] 584 00:17:52,954 --> 00:17:54,288 >> ANG! 585 00:17:54,288 --> 00:17:56,521 I JUST HEARD. 586 00:17:56,521 --> 00:18:01,088 A.J. GOT ARRESTED? 587 00:18:01,088 --> 00:18:01,954 WHAT HAPPENED? 588 00:18:01,954 --> 00:18:04,154 >> OH, PLEASE, I'M HERE DRINKING 589 00:18:04,154 --> 00:18:05,121 CHAMPAGNE BY MYSELF LIKE A 590 00:18:05,121 --> 00:18:07,321 MENTAL PATIENT. 591 00:18:07,321 --> 00:18:08,121 >> YOU WANT? 592 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,188 >> YEAH, GIMME SOME. 593 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:10,454 WHAT HAPPENED? 594 00:18:10,454 --> 00:18:11,921 >> WHATEVER HE DID, I DON'T 595 00:18:11,921 --> 00:18:13,421 KNOW--I DON'T REALLY KNOW 596 00:18:13,421 --> 00:18:14,254 THE DETAILS. 597 00:18:14,254 --> 00:18:15,321 >> SO YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE 598 00:18:15,321 --> 00:18:16,621 CHARGES ARE YET? 599 00:18:16,621 --> 00:18:18,688 >> IF IT'S SO, WHAT THEY SAY, 600 00:18:18,688 --> 00:18:19,854 HE GOT INVOLVED WITH THESE 601 00:18:19,854 --> 00:18:20,754 DRUGS. 602 00:18:20,754 --> 00:18:21,588 >> OH, MY GOD. 603 00:18:21,588 --> 00:18:23,088 >> THIS IS WHY I WANT HIM TO 604 00:18:23,088 --> 00:18:24,254 LIVE HERE WITH ME. 605 00:18:24,254 --> 00:18:26,288 LOOK WHAT THE [bleep] HAPPENED. 606 00:18:26,288 --> 00:18:27,788 WHEN HE GETS OUT OF THAT JAIL, 607 00:18:27,788 --> 00:18:29,854 I'M PICKING HIM UP FROM THE JAIL 608 00:18:29,854 --> 00:18:30,854 STRAIGHT TO MY HOUSE. 609 00:18:30,854 --> 00:18:31,821 THAT'S IT. 610 00:18:31,821 --> 00:18:33,554 NOW THE DECISION'S ALL MINE. 611 00:18:33,554 --> 00:18:34,554 YOU KNOW, HE'S IN [bleep] 612 00:18:34,554 --> 00:18:35,488 RIKERS ISLAND. 613 00:18:35,488 --> 00:18:36,388 >> OH, MY GOD, THAT DIRTY 614 00:18:36,388 --> 00:18:37,321 PISSHOLE. 615 00:18:37,321 --> 00:18:38,121 >> TRYING TO GET HIM OUT ON 616 00:18:38,121 --> 00:18:38,854 BAIL. 617 00:18:38,854 --> 00:18:40,888 OF COURSE THEY WANT THE 300,000. 618 00:18:40,888 --> 00:18:41,821 >> 300,000? 619 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:42,621 >> AND WE THOUGHT THAT WAS 620 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,088 RIDICULOUS, SO WE'RE WAITING FOR 621 00:18:44,088 --> 00:18:45,521 HIM TO HAVE ANOTHER-- 622 00:18:45,521 --> 00:18:46,821 >> HE HAS ANOTHER HEARING? 623 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:47,788 >> YEAH. 624 00:18:47,788 --> 00:18:49,088 I NEVER WANTED MY SON TO GO 625 00:18:49,088 --> 00:18:50,221 THROUGH ANYTHING I'VE WENT 626 00:18:50,221 --> 00:18:51,254 THROUGH. 627 00:18:51,254 --> 00:18:52,821 BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. 628 00:18:52,821 --> 00:18:54,988 REGRET EVERY MINUTE. 629 00:18:54,988 --> 00:18:56,988 I WAS ARRESTED 12 YEARS AGO 630 00:18:56,988 --> 00:18:58,654 ON DRUG CHARGES MYSELF, 631 00:18:58,654 --> 00:19:00,754 WHICH I'M TOTALLY NOT PROUD OF. 632 00:19:00,754 --> 00:19:02,588 I WANTED MY KIDS TO DO AS I SAY, 633 00:19:02,588 --> 00:19:03,988 NOT AS I DID. 634 00:19:03,988 --> 00:19:05,754 AND A.J. IS A MAMA'S BOY. 635 00:19:05,754 --> 00:19:07,154 >> OH, YOU'RE TELLING ME? 636 00:19:07,154 --> 00:19:09,421 HE WEARS 50-DOLLAR UNDERWEARS. 637 00:19:09,421 --> 00:19:10,421 COME ON. 638 00:19:10,421 --> 00:19:11,354 >> YOU KNOW, HE HAS EVERYTHING 639 00:19:11,354 --> 00:19:12,621 HE POSSIBLY COULD NEED. 640 00:19:12,621 --> 00:19:13,821 >> RIGHT, HE'S SPOILED. 641 00:19:13,821 --> 00:19:15,088 >> BUT HE JUST DID SOMETHING 642 00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:16,621 STUPID. 643 00:19:16,621 --> 00:19:18,188 IN THE ITALIAN FAMILY, NO MATTER 644 00:19:18,188 --> 00:19:19,988 RIGHT, WRONG, OR INDIFFERENT, 645 00:19:19,988 --> 00:19:21,921 YOU STICK BY YOUR SON. 646 00:19:21,921 --> 00:19:23,254 I KNOW MY MOTHER STUCK BY MY 647 00:19:23,254 --> 00:19:24,421 BROTHERS. 648 00:19:24,421 --> 00:19:25,754 THIS IS HOW IT IS. 649 00:19:25,754 --> 00:19:26,754 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 650 00:19:26,754 --> 00:19:27,921 YOU GOTTA STOP, WAKE UP, LOOK 651 00:19:27,921 --> 00:19:29,121 AROUND WHAT THE [bleep] YOU'RE 652 00:19:29,121 --> 00:19:30,421 DOING TO EVERYBODY. 653 00:19:30,421 --> 00:19:31,921 GET YOUR LIFE ON TRACK. 654 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:32,754 >> EXACTLY. 655 00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:33,854 >> HE'S DOING WHAT THE [bleep] I 656 00:19:33,854 --> 00:19:35,954 SAY, 'CAUSE I'M THE MOTHER 657 00:19:35,954 --> 00:19:37,388 AND HE AIN'T GONNA RUN AROUND 658 00:19:37,388 --> 00:19:38,954 THE STREETS WILD, GETTING INTO 659 00:19:38,954 --> 00:19:39,921 ANY MORE TROUBLE. 660 00:19:39,921 --> 00:19:40,588 WE'RE OVER THE TROUBLE. 661 00:19:40,588 --> 00:19:41,454 >> NO. RIGHT. 662 00:19:41,454 --> 00:19:42,254 >> HOW MANY [bleep] THINGS 663 00:19:42,254 --> 00:19:43,621 YOU WANT US TO GO THROUGH? 664 00:19:43,621 --> 00:19:45,621 WE'RE DONE. 665 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,354 >> MY SON IS IN RIKERS ISLAND. 666 00:19:50,354 --> 00:19:51,688 IT'S BEEN, LIKE, TWO DAYS. 667 00:19:51,688 --> 00:19:53,088 I'M SO WORRIED. 668 00:19:53,088 --> 00:19:54,154 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 669 00:19:54,154 --> 00:19:56,088 I FEEL LIKE A.J. TOOK THE LIFE 670 00:19:56,088 --> 00:19:56,988 OUT OF ME. 671 00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:57,721 >> THIS IS WHEN YOU NEED STRONG 672 00:19:57,721 --> 00:19:58,721 FAMILY. 673 00:19:58,721 --> 00:19:59,721 THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES WHO 674 00:19:59,721 --> 00:20:01,288 SURVIVE, IF YOU'RE LUCKY. 675 00:20:01,288 --> 00:20:02,954 DON'T CRY. 676 00:20:02,954 --> 00:20:04,554 >> HE'S GONNA BE GOOD. 677 00:20:05,754 --> 00:20:06,888 >> MA! 678 00:20:06,888 --> 00:20:08,754 >> WHAT THE HELL WENT ON? 679 00:20:08,754 --> 00:20:10,288 >> I'M DEFINITELY LOOKING AT 680 00:20:10,288 --> 00:20:11,788 JAIL TIME. 681 00:20:11,788 --> 00:20:12,821 >> OH, MY GOD, I'M HAVING A 682 00:20:12,821 --> 00:20:13,621 HEART ATTACK. 683 00:20:13,621 --> 00:20:14,488 >> CONSPIRACY. 684 00:20:14,488 --> 00:20:15,954 THAT'S [bleep] TEN YEARS IN 685 00:20:15,954 --> 00:20:18,654 JAIL.