1 00:00:02,854 --> 00:00:04,221 >> WE'RE HERE. 2 00:00:04,221 --> 00:00:05,988 ON THIS EPISODE OF BIG ANG... 3 00:00:05,988 --> 00:00:07,321 >> WE'RE MAKING IT RAIN TONIGHT. 4 00:00:07,321 --> 00:00:08,354 >> OOMPAH! 5 00:00:08,354 --> 00:00:09,654 >> WE HAVE A WINNER. 6 00:00:09,654 --> 00:00:11,421 >> WE LOVE YOU, ANGELA! 7 00:00:11,421 --> 00:00:12,821 >> WHEN I GO ON VACATION, I 8 00:00:12,821 --> 00:00:14,188 SPEND ALL THE MONEY. 9 00:00:14,188 --> 00:00:15,288 DON'T CARE. 10 00:00:15,288 --> 00:00:16,588 WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE IN 11 00:00:16,588 --> 00:00:17,954 STORE FOR YOUSE TONIGHT. 12 00:00:17,954 --> 00:00:20,054 >> LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED. 13 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:21,888 >> THIS IS HOW I LIKE TO DO 14 00:00:21,888 --> 00:00:22,988 FLORIDA. 15 00:00:22,988 --> 00:00:23,988 [cheering] 16 00:00:23,988 --> 00:00:25,421 * I LIKE THE WISE GUYS 17 00:00:25,421 --> 00:00:26,754 * THE--THE WISE GUYS 18 00:00:26,754 --> 00:00:27,588 * I WANT THAT 19 00:00:27,588 --> 00:00:28,288 * I WANNA HAVE FUN 20 00:00:28,288 --> 00:00:29,254 * AND GET WHACKED 21 00:00:29,254 --> 00:00:30,554 * OH, MY GOD 22 00:00:30,554 --> 00:00:31,454 * HOLLA 23 00:00:31,454 --> 00:00:32,788 * I LIKE THE WISE GUYS 24 00:00:32,788 --> 00:00:34,654 * THE--THE--THE WISE GUYS 25 00:00:34,654 --> 00:00:36,221 * I LIKE THE WISE GUYS 26 00:00:36,221 --> 00:00:38,088 * I-I-I LOVE--LOVE DIAMONDS 27 00:00:38,088 --> 00:00:40,321 * I WANT A MASSAGE, FACIAL 28 00:00:40,321 --> 00:00:41,188 * GET SPRAY-TANNED 29 00:00:41,188 --> 00:00:42,288 * GET SPRAY-TANNED 30 00:00:42,288 --> 00:00:44,154 * I WANT A MASSAGE, FACIAL 31 00:00:44,154 --> 00:00:45,988 * EVERYBODY LOVES ME 32 00:00:48,654 --> 00:00:49,654 [upbeat music] 33 00:00:49,654 --> 00:00:53,821 * 34 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:54,654 >> OH, LORD. 35 00:00:54,654 --> 00:00:56,988 LET'S MAKE A DASH FOR IT. 36 00:00:56,988 --> 00:00:57,788 >> HURRY, HONEY. 37 00:00:57,788 --> 00:00:58,554 HURRY, HURRY. 38 00:00:58,554 --> 00:00:59,354 >> I AM. 39 00:00:59,354 --> 00:01:00,188 >> HI, ANG. 40 00:01:00,188 --> 00:01:01,254 >> SMELLS GOOD, BIG. 41 00:01:01,254 --> 00:01:01,988 >> LOVE IT. 42 00:01:01,988 --> 00:01:03,521 >> WE HAVE THE USUAL. 43 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:04,788 >> THERE YOU GO. 44 00:01:04,788 --> 00:01:07,421 MIMOSA. 45 00:01:07,421 --> 00:01:09,221 >> I CAN'T WAIT TO GO AND GET ON 46 00:01:09,221 --> 00:01:09,888 THAT PLANE GOING TO FLORIDA. 47 00:01:09,888 --> 00:01:10,788 >> I CAN'T WAIT. 48 00:01:10,788 --> 00:01:11,821 >> YAY! 49 00:01:11,821 --> 00:01:13,921 WE ARE GONNA HAVE THE BEST TIME. 50 00:01:13,921 --> 00:01:16,454 ME AND MY LADIES ARE GOING TO 51 00:01:16,454 --> 00:01:17,521 FLORIDA. 52 00:01:17,521 --> 00:01:19,388 THE BAR'S BEEN GETTING VERY 53 00:01:19,388 --> 00:01:20,921 BUSY, AND WHEN YOU WORK HARD, 54 00:01:20,921 --> 00:01:23,188 YOU DESERVE TO GO AWAY AND SPEND 55 00:01:23,188 --> 00:01:24,254 ALL THE MONEY. 56 00:01:24,254 --> 00:01:25,488 >> WHEN WE GO DOWN THERE, WE 57 00:01:25,488 --> 00:01:27,321 SHOULD BUY A CASE OF CHAMPAGNE 58 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:28,688 SO WE COULD START EVERY MORNING 59 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:30,721 OFF WITH MIMOSAS. 60 00:01:30,721 --> 00:01:32,188 >> DRINK, DRINK, DRINK. 61 00:01:32,188 --> 00:01:33,154 MMM, MMM, MMM. 62 00:01:33,154 --> 00:01:34,388 EVERY TIME WE GO AWAY ON 63 00:01:34,388 --> 00:01:35,954 VACATION, ME AND THE GIRLS GET 64 00:01:35,954 --> 00:01:37,521 TOGETHER THE DAY BEFORE TO GET 65 00:01:37,521 --> 00:01:39,321 WHACKED, SO WHEN WE GET ON THE 66 00:01:39,321 --> 00:01:41,088 PLANE, WE CAN GET RE-WHACKED, 67 00:01:41,088 --> 00:01:41,988 AND THEN WE'RE JUST WHACKED FOR 68 00:01:41,988 --> 00:01:42,821 THE WEEK. 69 00:01:42,821 --> 00:01:44,354 >> NO TEQUILA FOR ME, 'CAUSE I 70 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,188 MIGHT MARRY SOMEBODY DOWN THERE. 71 00:01:46,188 --> 00:01:47,454 >> AND I MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE 72 00:01:47,454 --> 00:01:48,221 SEX. 73 00:01:48,221 --> 00:01:49,121 >> OOH, BABY. 74 00:01:49,121 --> 00:01:50,221 >> [laughs] 75 00:01:50,221 --> 00:01:51,154 >> SO, WHO'S COMING WITH US, 76 00:01:51,154 --> 00:01:52,588 BESIDES ME AND JEN? 77 00:01:52,588 --> 00:01:53,254 >> ANY OTHER GIRLS? 78 00:01:53,254 --> 00:01:54,121 >> SANDY AND ANTHONY. 79 00:01:54,121 --> 00:01:55,388 >> ALL RIGHT, SO WE'RE GOING FOR 80 00:01:55,388 --> 00:01:56,121 YOUR CONDO. 81 00:01:56,121 --> 00:01:56,788 THIS IS WHY. 82 00:01:56,788 --> 00:01:57,688 RIGHT, WE GOTTA GET A CONDOS? 83 00:01:57,688 --> 00:01:59,521 >> I NEED A CONDO ON THE BEACH. 84 00:01:59,521 --> 00:02:00,688 >> I AGREE. 85 00:02:00,688 --> 00:02:02,588 >> I'M OLD AND I'M FREEZING. 86 00:02:02,588 --> 00:02:03,488 IF YOU'RE A WISE GUY IN 87 00:02:03,488 --> 00:02:05,488 NEW YORK, YOU MUST HAVE A CONDO 88 00:02:05,488 --> 00:02:06,288 IN FLORIDA. 89 00:02:06,288 --> 00:02:08,521 SINCE I'M A MOB DOLL, I MUST 90 00:02:08,521 --> 00:02:10,188 HAVE ONE TOO. 91 00:02:10,188 --> 00:02:11,888 ON THE BEACH. 92 00:02:11,888 --> 00:02:13,254 >> THE LAST TIME WE WENT TO 93 00:02:13,254 --> 00:02:14,888 FLORIDA, DOES ANYONE REMEMBER? 94 00:02:14,888 --> 00:02:16,254 >> HOW ABOUT IN CANCUN? 95 00:02:16,254 --> 00:02:17,188 >> YOU KNOW, I DON'T REMEMBER 96 00:02:17,188 --> 00:02:17,954 CANCUN. 97 00:02:17,954 --> 00:02:18,654 >> HOW COULD YOU? 98 00:02:18,654 --> 00:02:19,554 YOU WERE VALIUMED OUT. 99 00:02:19,554 --> 00:02:21,088 >> I DON'T LIKE TO FLY. 100 00:02:21,088 --> 00:02:23,254 I HOPE I REMEMBER THIS VACATION. 101 00:02:23,254 --> 00:02:24,354 >> OH, JESUS. 102 00:02:24,354 --> 00:02:25,288 >> [laughs] 103 00:02:25,288 --> 00:02:26,321 >> I GOTTA START REMEMBERING 104 00:02:26,321 --> 00:02:27,221 SOME OF THEM. 105 00:02:27,221 --> 00:02:28,188 >> I'LL DRINK TO THAT. 106 00:02:28,188 --> 00:02:29,954 >> [laughs] 107 00:02:29,954 --> 00:02:30,954 [breezy music] 108 00:02:30,954 --> 00:02:37,188 * 109 00:02:37,188 --> 00:02:37,988 HELLO. 110 00:02:37,988 --> 00:02:38,954 >> HI, ANG, HOW ARE YOU? 111 00:02:38,954 --> 00:02:39,788 >> GOOD. 112 00:02:39,788 --> 00:02:41,288 I JUST RECENTLY STARTED GETTING 113 00:02:41,288 --> 00:02:42,821 BOTOX FOR THE FIRST TIME. 114 00:02:42,821 --> 00:02:44,888 NOW I WANT TO GET IT EVERY THREE 115 00:02:44,888 --> 00:02:46,121 WEEKS. 116 00:02:46,121 --> 00:02:47,988 BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP. 117 00:02:47,988 --> 00:02:49,288 >> HEY, ANGELA. 118 00:02:49,288 --> 00:02:50,421 >> HELLO, SEXY. 119 00:02:50,421 --> 00:02:51,588 >> WHY ARE YOU HERE TODAY? 120 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:52,954 'CAUSE I DON'T SEE ANYTHING, 121 00:02:52,954 --> 00:02:53,754 UH-- 122 00:02:53,754 --> 00:02:54,788 >> OH. 123 00:02:54,788 --> 00:02:55,854 >> YOU LOOK PRETTY GOOD, SO I 124 00:02:55,854 --> 00:02:56,588 DON'T KNOW. 125 00:02:56,588 --> 00:02:57,388 SEE HOW YOU'RE GETTING, LIKE, 126 00:02:57,388 --> 00:02:58,654 ADDICTED TO THE STUFF ALREADY? 127 00:02:58,654 --> 00:03:00,088 >> ANYTHING THAT MAKES YOU LOOK 128 00:03:00,088 --> 00:03:01,454 GOOD, I'M ADDICTED TO. 129 00:03:01,454 --> 00:03:03,088 I LIVE BIG, OVER THE TOP, 130 00:03:03,088 --> 00:03:04,921 EVEN WITH MY PLASTIC SURGERY. 131 00:03:04,921 --> 00:03:06,321 WHETHER I COULD AFFORD IT OR I 132 00:03:06,321 --> 00:03:08,421 CAN'T, I STILL DO IT. 133 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:10,654 WELL, I WAS COMING BECAUSE I AM 134 00:03:10,654 --> 00:03:12,254 GOING TO FLORIDA ON SATURDAY. 135 00:03:12,254 --> 00:03:13,654 >> OKAY, YOU KNOW THE SUN IS NOT 136 00:03:13,654 --> 00:03:14,554 GOOD FOR YOU. 137 00:03:14,554 --> 00:03:15,754 YOU HAVE SOME SUN DAMAGE. 138 00:03:15,754 --> 00:03:16,754 YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE 139 00:03:16,754 --> 00:03:17,621 SNOW WHITE. 140 00:03:17,621 --> 00:03:19,721 >> WELL, I'M DARK-SKINNED. 141 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:23,454 >> OKAY, FINE, SO... 142 00:03:23,454 --> 00:03:24,854 >> I WANT IT ALL, WHATEVER YOU 143 00:03:24,854 --> 00:03:26,221 SAY. 144 00:03:29,188 --> 00:03:30,888 OKAY. 145 00:03:30,888 --> 00:03:32,221 >> YOU WANT TO SIT LIKE THIS? 146 00:03:32,221 --> 00:03:34,321 >> OH, NO. 147 00:03:34,321 --> 00:03:35,388 >> FINISH UP THIS HERE. 148 00:03:35,388 --> 00:03:37,421 ANOTHER PINCH. 149 00:03:37,421 --> 00:03:38,888 I THINK IT'S GREAT. 150 00:03:38,888 --> 00:03:40,454 I WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING MORE. 151 00:03:42,754 --> 00:03:43,954 >> SIX MONTHS? 152 00:03:43,954 --> 00:03:44,988 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 153 00:03:44,988 --> 00:03:46,488 I GOTTA COME EVERY WEEK. 154 00:03:48,088 --> 00:03:49,088 [upbeat music] 155 00:03:49,088 --> 00:03:51,688 * 156 00:03:51,688 --> 00:03:53,821 I'M GOING TO FLORIDA FOR FIVE 157 00:03:53,821 --> 00:03:54,621 DAYS. 158 00:03:54,621 --> 00:03:55,788 >> OKAY, HOW MANY SUITS? 159 00:03:55,788 --> 00:03:56,654 >> FIVE. 160 00:03:56,654 --> 00:03:57,988 >> OF COURSE. 161 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:58,954 >> WELL, YOU HAVE TO WEAR A 162 00:03:58,954 --> 00:04:00,321 DIFFERENT SUIT EVERY DAY. 163 00:04:00,321 --> 00:04:01,588 NATURALLY, I CAN'T FIND MY 164 00:04:01,588 --> 00:04:03,088 BATHING SUITS IN THE STORE. 165 00:04:03,088 --> 00:04:04,988 GUESS WHY. 166 00:04:04,988 --> 00:04:06,688 WHAT, ARE YOUSE BLIND? 167 00:04:06,688 --> 00:04:07,854 SO I HAVE TO HAVE THEM 168 00:04:07,854 --> 00:04:09,721 CUSTOM-MADE. 169 00:04:09,721 --> 00:04:11,921 OOH, HOLLA. 170 00:04:11,921 --> 00:04:13,788 THIS IS REALLY NICE. 171 00:04:13,788 --> 00:04:14,821 >> BUTT LOOKS GOOD. 172 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:17,188 >> * MIGHTY SEXY, WHOA 173 00:04:17,188 --> 00:04:18,588 GIVE ME THE DRINK. 174 00:04:18,588 --> 00:04:20,088 GIVE ME EVERY BATHING SUIT YOU 175 00:04:20,088 --> 00:04:20,721 HAVE. 176 00:04:20,721 --> 00:04:22,088 I WANT EVERY ONE OF THEM. 177 00:04:22,088 --> 00:04:23,554 OOH, YEAH, I LIKE THIS ONE. 178 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:24,888 GIMME, GIMME, GIMME. 179 00:04:24,888 --> 00:04:25,588 >> LET ME TAKE SOME 180 00:04:25,588 --> 00:04:27,354 MEASUREMENTS. 181 00:04:32,721 --> 00:04:34,121 I THINK WE MAY NEED A BIGGER 182 00:04:34,121 --> 00:04:36,254 MEASURING TAPE. 183 00:04:36,254 --> 00:04:37,321 [Louie whines] 184 00:04:37,321 --> 00:04:41,588 34 HIP, 34 BACK... 185 00:04:41,588 --> 00:04:43,521 AND A 45 BUST. 186 00:04:43,521 --> 00:04:45,121 >> [laughs] 187 00:04:45,121 --> 00:04:49,188 TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE. 188 00:04:49,188 --> 00:04:51,121 CARLA, I HAVE A SHOPPING 189 00:04:51,121 --> 00:04:51,821 PROBLEM. 190 00:04:51,821 --> 00:04:53,321 I WENT TO BED BATH & BEYOND TO 191 00:04:53,321 --> 00:04:54,888 GET A FEW THINGS FOR THE HOUSE. 192 00:04:54,888 --> 00:04:57,354 $2,600 IN BED BATH & BEYOND. 193 00:04:57,354 --> 00:04:58,421 >> YOU DON'T HAVE A PLACE TO 194 00:04:58,421 --> 00:04:59,188 SIT. 195 00:04:59,188 --> 00:05:00,188 WHEN ARE YOU GETTING FURNITURE? 196 00:05:00,188 --> 00:05:01,188 >> OH, I'M GETTING ALL CUSTOM 197 00:05:01,188 --> 00:05:02,088 FURNITURE. 198 00:05:02,088 --> 00:05:03,254 THAT'S LIKE $30,000. 199 00:05:03,254 --> 00:05:04,088 >> [laughs] OH, GOD. 200 00:05:04,088 --> 00:05:05,454 >> I KNOW. I'M NUTS. 201 00:05:05,454 --> 00:05:07,888 WORK HARD, PLAY HARD, SPEND 202 00:05:07,888 --> 00:05:08,854 MORE MONEY. 203 00:05:08,854 --> 00:05:09,754 GOT THAT? 204 00:05:09,754 --> 00:05:11,788 I GOT ISSUES. 205 00:05:17,888 --> 00:05:18,821 >> WE'RE HERE. 206 00:05:18,821 --> 00:05:20,354 >> WE'RE IN FLORIDA. 207 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:22,221 YEAH, YEAH! 208 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:23,221 [upbeat music] 209 00:05:23,221 --> 00:05:26,388 * 210 00:05:26,388 --> 00:05:28,188 IN FLORIDA, MY UNCLE SAL USED TO 211 00:05:28,188 --> 00:05:29,921 HANG OUT AT THE OCEAN MANOR. 212 00:05:29,921 --> 00:05:31,388 WOULD I STAY ANYWHERE ELSE? 213 00:05:31,388 --> 00:05:32,354 HELLO. 214 00:05:32,354 --> 00:05:33,721 >> I JUST WANT TO SEE THE ROOM. 215 00:05:33,721 --> 00:05:34,654 >> ME TOO. 216 00:05:34,654 --> 00:05:37,088 >> NOW WE'RE TALKING. 217 00:05:40,354 --> 00:05:41,554 >> WOW. 218 00:05:41,554 --> 00:05:42,921 >> SINCE I'M SUCH A REGULAR AT 219 00:05:42,921 --> 00:05:45,288 THIS HOTEL, THEY UPGRADED ME TO 220 00:05:45,288 --> 00:05:47,354 THE PENTHOUSE SUITE. 221 00:05:47,354 --> 00:05:48,621 >> THIS IS NICE, ANGELA. 222 00:05:48,621 --> 00:05:49,588 >> THIS IS HOT. 223 00:05:49,588 --> 00:05:50,888 OH, LOOK AT THE JACUZZI. 224 00:05:50,888 --> 00:05:52,788 I COULD HAVE FUN IN HERE. 225 00:05:52,788 --> 00:05:54,721 >> MY LINDA, SHE IS OUT OF HER 226 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:55,488 MIND. 227 00:05:55,488 --> 00:05:56,454 EVERYTHING IN THAT ROOM'S 228 00:05:56,454 --> 00:05:57,354 GETTING HUMPED. 229 00:05:57,354 --> 00:05:58,288 >> ANGELA, I COULD HANG FROM THE 230 00:05:58,288 --> 00:05:58,954 POLES. 231 00:05:58,954 --> 00:06:01,188 ONE LEG, ONE LEG, TWO ARMS. 232 00:06:01,188 --> 00:06:02,621 HEY, WHO'S YOUR DADDY? 233 00:06:02,621 --> 00:06:03,821 >> OH, THAT--THAT'S DEFINITELY 234 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:04,788 ALL YOU. 235 00:06:04,788 --> 00:06:05,654 >> IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME 236 00:06:05,654 --> 00:06:07,821 I BROKE A BED. 237 00:06:07,821 --> 00:06:08,621 [knock at door] 238 00:06:08,621 --> 00:06:09,454 >> HOLD ON. 239 00:06:09,454 --> 00:06:11,588 DOOR. 240 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:12,688 AH! 241 00:06:12,688 --> 00:06:13,554 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 242 00:06:13,554 --> 00:06:16,388 >> OH, MY GOD, IT'S THE KID. 243 00:06:16,388 --> 00:06:18,354 I'M VERY EXCITED ANTHONY CAME. 244 00:06:18,354 --> 00:06:19,388 HE'S BRINGING ALL HIS HOT 245 00:06:19,388 --> 00:06:20,854 FRIENDS AROUND, AND THEY'RE ALL 246 00:06:20,854 --> 00:06:21,754 CUTE. 247 00:06:21,754 --> 00:06:22,654 OH, WAIT, I GOT A PRESENT FOR 248 00:06:22,654 --> 00:06:23,321 US. 249 00:06:23,321 --> 00:06:24,521 >> A PRESENT? 250 00:06:24,521 --> 00:06:26,321 >> WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS. 251 00:06:26,321 --> 00:06:27,988 >> OH, MY GOD. 252 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:29,821 >> AAH! 253 00:06:29,821 --> 00:06:31,288 >> AAH! 254 00:06:31,288 --> 00:06:33,188 >> THESE PINK FLASKS ARE GOING 255 00:06:33,188 --> 00:06:36,954 TO BE WELL USED, LIKE EVERY DAY. 256 00:06:36,954 --> 00:06:38,121 >> WHAT ABOUT ONE FOR ME? 257 00:06:38,121 --> 00:06:38,754 YOU GOT ONE, MAYBE, IN A 258 00:06:38,754 --> 00:06:39,521 DIFFERENT COLOR? 259 00:06:39,521 --> 00:06:40,288 >> NOPE, SORRY. 260 00:06:40,288 --> 00:06:41,088 >> NO, THEY'RE JUST FOR THE 261 00:06:41,088 --> 00:06:41,954 LADIES. 262 00:06:41,954 --> 00:06:42,688 >> WHO'S YOUR MAMA? 263 00:06:42,688 --> 00:06:43,688 >> WHO'S YOUR MAMA? 264 00:06:43,688 --> 00:06:44,621 >> WHO'S YOUR DADDY? 265 00:06:44,621 --> 00:06:45,654 >> OVER HERE. 266 00:06:45,654 --> 00:06:47,254 >> SHOW ME THE MONEY. 267 00:06:47,254 --> 00:06:48,288 >> WE'RE MAKING IT RAIN TONIGHT. 268 00:06:48,288 --> 00:06:49,854 >> WHEN I GO ON VACATION, I 269 00:06:49,854 --> 00:06:51,854 SPEND ALL THE MONEY AND ALL THE 270 00:06:51,854 --> 00:06:52,988 CREDIT CARDS. 271 00:06:52,988 --> 00:06:54,221 OOMPAH! 272 00:06:54,221 --> 00:06:55,688 >> YAY! 273 00:06:55,688 --> 00:06:56,621 >> DON'T CARE. 274 00:06:56,621 --> 00:06:58,121 >> COME ON, DANCE, DANCE. 275 00:06:58,121 --> 00:06:59,521 >> SALUD! 276 00:06:59,521 --> 00:07:00,854 WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE IN 277 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:02,088 STORE FOR YOUSE TONIGHT. 278 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:02,688 >> WOW. 279 00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:03,454 >> YOU GOT PATRON? 280 00:07:03,454 --> 00:07:04,354 THAT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT. 281 00:07:04,354 --> 00:07:05,988 >> WHEN LINDA DRINKS PATRON, 282 00:07:05,988 --> 00:07:08,721 SHE'S OUT OF HER [bleep] MIND. 283 00:07:13,121 --> 00:07:14,121 [upbeat music] 284 00:07:14,121 --> 00:07:20,854 * 285 00:07:20,854 --> 00:07:22,721 >> OH, IT'S SO NICE OUT. 286 00:07:22,721 --> 00:07:24,288 >> ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL? 287 00:07:24,288 --> 00:07:25,821 >> I WANT TO HAVE A MIMOSA. 288 00:07:25,821 --> 00:07:27,654 >> JUST TO LEVEL MY BRAIN. 289 00:07:27,654 --> 00:07:29,088 >> LONG TIME NO SEE. 290 00:07:29,088 --> 00:07:29,954 >> HI. 291 00:07:29,954 --> 00:07:30,621 >> OH, HELLO. 292 00:07:30,621 --> 00:07:31,554 >> HOW YA DOIN' THERE, 293 00:07:31,554 --> 00:07:32,588 TIGHTY WHITEY? 294 00:07:32,588 --> 00:07:33,554 >> ALL RIGHT, GIRLS. 295 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:34,254 >> THIS IS THE BEST. 296 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:35,588 THANK YOU, MY LOVE. 297 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:37,788 >> SO REFRESHIN'. 298 00:07:37,788 --> 00:07:39,688 >> CHAMPAGNE ON THE BEACH. 299 00:07:39,688 --> 00:07:41,121 OH, I LOVE IT HERE. 300 00:07:41,121 --> 00:07:42,854 >> IT'S NICE, IT'S PEACEFUL. 301 00:07:42,854 --> 00:07:44,121 >> I BETTER FIND A CONDO, 'CAUSE 302 00:07:44,121 --> 00:07:45,388 THIS IS HOW I WANT TO LIVE. 303 00:07:45,388 --> 00:07:46,888 >> THIS IS WHAT WE WERE MEANT TO 304 00:07:46,888 --> 00:07:47,621 DO. 305 00:07:47,621 --> 00:07:48,588 >> I'M NOT [bleep] LEAVING TILL 306 00:07:48,588 --> 00:07:49,388 I GET A CONDO. 307 00:07:49,388 --> 00:07:51,254 I WANT A CONDO DEAD-SET ON THE 308 00:07:51,254 --> 00:07:52,388 OCEAN. 309 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:54,554 I GOT MY MIMOSA, AND THIS IS HOW 310 00:07:54,554 --> 00:07:56,121 I'M GONNA DO IT EVERY TIME I'M 311 00:07:56,121 --> 00:07:57,254 THERE. 312 00:07:57,254 --> 00:07:58,888 WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE IN 313 00:07:58,888 --> 00:07:59,754 STORE FOR YOUSE TONIGHT. 314 00:07:59,754 --> 00:08:01,088 >> WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? 315 00:08:01,088 --> 00:08:03,288 >> I AM HAVING MY ANNUAL 316 00:08:03,288 --> 00:08:04,721 COCKTAIL PARTY. 317 00:08:04,721 --> 00:08:07,154 WE HAVE A DJ AND ALL KINDS OF 318 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:07,854 LIQUOR. 319 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:08,888 >> YOU GOT PATRON? 320 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:09,754 THAT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT. 321 00:08:09,754 --> 00:08:10,588 >> YEP. 322 00:08:10,588 --> 00:08:11,921 IT'S GONNA BE THE BEST. 323 00:08:11,921 --> 00:08:14,254 WE ARE GONNA BLOW THE ROOF RIGHT 324 00:08:14,254 --> 00:08:16,288 OFF THIS PENTHOUSE. 325 00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:17,288 >> ANG, YOU WANT TO GO TAKE A 326 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:18,454 WALK BY THE WATER? 327 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:19,288 >> I'D LIKE TO PUT MY FEET IN. 328 00:08:19,288 --> 00:08:21,088 >> OH, HOW-- 329 00:08:21,088 --> 00:08:22,521 >> OH, [bleep] YOU, THIS WATER'S 330 00:08:22,521 --> 00:08:23,254 COLD. 331 00:08:23,254 --> 00:08:24,121 >> OH, IT'S FREEZING. 332 00:08:24,121 --> 00:08:25,121 [upbeat music] 333 00:08:25,121 --> 00:08:29,388 * 334 00:08:29,388 --> 00:08:30,754 >> I'M GETTING READY FOR MY 335 00:08:30,754 --> 00:08:31,588 PARTY. 336 00:08:31,588 --> 00:08:33,688 I'M VERY EXCITED, BECAUSE THIS 337 00:08:33,688 --> 00:08:38,154 IS HOW I LIKE TO DO FLORIDA. 338 00:08:38,154 --> 00:08:39,388 >> HELLO. 339 00:08:39,388 --> 00:08:41,121 >> NEIL GOT OFF OF WORK AND 340 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:42,554 DECIDED TO COME TO FLORIDA, AND 341 00:08:42,554 --> 00:08:44,088 HE BETTER JUST GIVE ME SOME 342 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:45,754 SPACE AND STAY OUT OF MY WAY. 343 00:08:45,754 --> 00:08:46,688 >> NICE JOB. 344 00:08:46,688 --> 00:08:47,688 HI, JEN. 345 00:08:47,688 --> 00:08:48,688 >> WHAT A SURPRISE. 346 00:08:48,688 --> 00:08:50,654 YOU LOOK SO [bleep] BUFF. 347 00:08:50,654 --> 00:08:52,721 HOLY [bleep]. 348 00:08:52,721 --> 00:08:54,588 ANGELA, YOU BETTER WATCH HIM. 349 00:08:54,588 --> 00:08:56,154 HE'S LOOKING GOOD. 350 00:08:56,154 --> 00:08:57,788 HE LOOKS LIKE A [bleep] MODEL. 351 00:08:57,788 --> 00:08:58,821 WHAT'D YOU DO TO HIM? 352 00:08:58,821 --> 00:08:59,721 I FEEL BAD. 353 00:08:59,721 --> 00:09:02,288 I MIGHT CHEAT ON MY BEST FRIEND. 354 00:09:02,288 --> 00:09:03,954 DAMN, YOU LOOK SO [bleep] 355 00:09:03,954 --> 00:09:05,254 HANDSOME. 356 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:06,588 >> GOT TO GET JEN LAID ON THIS 357 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:07,488 [bleep] TRIP. 358 00:09:07,488 --> 00:09:09,088 EVERYBODY'S LOOKING PRETTY GOOD 359 00:09:09,088 --> 00:09:10,088 TO HER, EVEN NEIL. 360 00:09:10,088 --> 00:09:11,088 [upbeat music] 361 00:09:11,088 --> 00:09:12,554 * 362 00:09:12,554 --> 00:09:14,088 WE NEED MUSIC. 363 00:09:14,088 --> 00:09:17,521 ** 364 00:09:17,521 --> 00:09:19,288 GIRLS' NIGHT OUT, BABY. 365 00:09:19,288 --> 00:09:20,121 WHO'S YOUR MAMA? 366 00:09:20,121 --> 00:09:23,788 OVER HERE. 367 00:09:23,788 --> 00:09:27,588 >> LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED. 368 00:09:27,588 --> 00:09:28,921 >> TWO VODKA AND SODA. 369 00:09:28,921 --> 00:09:30,388 >> WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING, MY 370 00:09:30,388 --> 00:09:31,188 LOVE? 371 00:09:31,188 --> 00:09:33,954 >> CRISTAL. 372 00:09:33,954 --> 00:09:35,454 >> WHO'S YOUR MAMA? 373 00:09:35,454 --> 00:09:36,488 >> DON'T SAY IT. 374 00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:37,621 >> LINDA AND JEN ARE TOTALLY 375 00:09:37,621 --> 00:09:38,888 WHACKED. 376 00:09:38,888 --> 00:09:40,088 >> YEAH! 377 00:09:40,088 --> 00:09:40,788 >> OH! 378 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:41,754 >> YEAH! 379 00:09:41,754 --> 00:09:43,088 >> WHOO! 380 00:09:43,088 --> 00:09:45,221 >> WHEN LINDA DRINKS PATRON, 381 00:09:45,221 --> 00:09:47,388 SHE'S OUT OF HER [bleep] MIND. 382 00:09:47,388 --> 00:09:48,521 IT DOES SOMETHING TO HER. 383 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:49,521 SHE'S GOT A CHEMICAL IMBALANCE 384 00:09:49,521 --> 00:09:50,188 WITH IT. 385 00:09:50,188 --> 00:09:53,221 [overlapping chatter] 386 00:09:53,221 --> 00:09:54,654 >> OH, MY GOD. 387 00:09:54,654 --> 00:09:56,354 LINDA, WHERE'S YOUR DISCRETION? 388 00:09:56,354 --> 00:09:57,388 THEY'RE GONNA THINK YOU'RE A 389 00:09:57,388 --> 00:10:00,021 FRIGGIN' RAUNCH. 390 00:10:00,021 --> 00:10:01,821 >> I HAVE NO SHAME IN MY GAME, 391 00:10:01,821 --> 00:10:03,121 BABY, 'CAUSE I LIKE TO HAVE A 392 00:10:03,121 --> 00:10:04,821 GOOD TIME, ALWAYS. 393 00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:07,254 ALWAYS GOOD TIME. 394 00:10:07,254 --> 00:10:08,488 >> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 395 00:10:08,488 --> 00:10:10,154 WE GOTTA GO TO THE CASINO. 396 00:10:10,154 --> 00:10:10,821 I HAVE TO WIN BACK ALL THE 397 00:10:10,821 --> 00:10:11,488 MONEY. 398 00:10:11,488 --> 00:10:12,821 THIS PARTY WAS VERY EXPENSIVE. 399 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,654 IT WAS LIKE $1,000 JUST FOR THE 400 00:10:14,654 --> 00:10:15,388 LIQUOR. 401 00:10:15,388 --> 00:10:16,288 WITH THE FOOD AND EVERYTHING, 402 00:10:16,288 --> 00:10:18,121 MAYBE $3,000. 403 00:10:18,121 --> 00:10:19,321 >> THEN I'M READY TO GO, SO-- 404 00:10:19,321 --> 00:10:20,321 >> THEN WE'RE GONNA GO. 405 00:10:20,321 --> 00:10:21,488 WE'RE GOING TOMORROW NIGHT. 406 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:22,988 >> THIS WILL PAY FOR THIS THREE 407 00:10:22,988 --> 00:10:23,788 TIMES OVER. 408 00:10:23,788 --> 00:10:24,854 IT'S NOT EVEN--IT'S NOT EVEN A 409 00:10:24,854 --> 00:10:25,654 QUESTION. 410 00:10:25,654 --> 00:10:26,788 >> I'LL BE PLAYING A LITTLE 411 00:10:26,788 --> 00:10:27,954 BLACKJACK, DOUBLE DOWN. 412 00:10:27,954 --> 00:10:28,688 >> YOU KNOW I'M YOUR LUCKY 413 00:10:28,688 --> 00:10:30,388 CHARM, RIGHT? 414 00:10:30,388 --> 00:10:32,588 >> OH, MY GOD, THIS IS PERFECT. 415 00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:33,521 >> I HAVE AN AWFUL LOT OF 416 00:10:33,521 --> 00:10:34,621 FRIENDS IN FLORIDA. 417 00:10:34,621 --> 00:10:36,554 I NEED A CONDO DOWN HERE, 'CAUSE 418 00:10:36,554 --> 00:10:38,321 I NEED TO BE THROWING PARTIES AT 419 00:10:38,321 --> 00:10:39,754 MY OWN PLACE. 420 00:10:39,754 --> 00:10:41,354 [cheering] 421 00:10:41,354 --> 00:10:42,354 [upbeat music] 422 00:10:42,354 --> 00:10:46,254 * 423 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:48,621 >> I'M TIRED. 424 00:10:48,621 --> 00:10:50,121 >> JENNIFER, MY HEAD HURTS. 425 00:10:50,121 --> 00:10:51,188 >> YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF 426 00:10:51,188 --> 00:10:51,888 YOURSELF. 427 00:10:51,888 --> 00:10:52,721 >> MY HEAD HURTS. 428 00:10:52,721 --> 00:10:54,754 >> YOU STRADDLED EVERYTHING. 429 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:56,754 >> WAS I GOOD? 430 00:10:56,754 --> 00:10:58,588 >> GOOD FOR A DIRTY WHORE. 431 00:10:58,588 --> 00:10:59,621 >> [gasps] 432 00:10:59,621 --> 00:11:00,788 >> YOU [bleep] WERE PUTTING YOUR 433 00:11:00,788 --> 00:11:01,954 ASS INTO EVERYTHING. 434 00:11:01,954 --> 00:11:03,388 IT WAS BOUNCING UP AND DOWN LIKE 435 00:11:03,388 --> 00:11:04,321 THOSE MACHINES YOU PUT A [bleep] 436 00:11:04,321 --> 00:11:05,221 QUARTER IN. 437 00:11:05,221 --> 00:11:05,888 >> I WAS DANCING. 438 00:11:05,888 --> 00:11:07,454 >> THAT AIN'T DANCING, LINDA. 439 00:11:07,454 --> 00:11:10,088 THAT'S DRY HUMPING BACKWARDS. 440 00:11:10,088 --> 00:11:12,388 [laughs] 441 00:11:12,388 --> 00:11:13,388 [upbeat music] 442 00:11:13,388 --> 00:11:17,621 * 443 00:11:17,621 --> 00:11:19,088 >> THIS WILL WAKE US UP FROM 444 00:11:19,088 --> 00:11:19,854 LAST NIGHT. 445 00:11:19,854 --> 00:11:21,154 >> I NEED A LITTLE WAKE-UP. 446 00:11:21,154 --> 00:11:22,521 I'M ON A VERY BAD HANGOVER. 447 00:11:22,521 --> 00:11:23,254 >> REALLY. 448 00:11:23,254 --> 00:11:23,954 IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S SOME 449 00:11:23,954 --> 00:11:24,754 CUTIES HERE. 450 00:11:24,754 --> 00:11:26,454 >> HELLO THERE, HANDSOME. 451 00:11:26,454 --> 00:11:30,854 WHO'S THIS HOTTIE? 452 00:11:30,854 --> 00:11:33,221 >> I THINK LINDA HAD TOO MUCH 453 00:11:33,221 --> 00:11:34,121 PATRON. 454 00:11:34,121 --> 00:11:35,888 ANTHONY! 455 00:11:35,888 --> 00:11:38,454 IT'S ANTHONY, YOU IDIOT. 456 00:11:38,454 --> 00:11:41,421 [overlapping chatter] 457 00:11:41,421 --> 00:11:45,454 [cheering] 458 00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:47,188 >> OKAY, SO LET'S TALK ABOUT ME 459 00:11:47,188 --> 00:11:48,121 HAVING SEX. 460 00:11:48,121 --> 00:11:49,121 >> OH, JENNIFER. 461 00:11:49,121 --> 00:11:50,421 >> WELL, ALL RIGHT, ANTHONY, 462 00:11:50,421 --> 00:11:52,121 I'M WARMING UP TO GET BANGED. 463 00:11:52,121 --> 00:11:53,554 ARE YOUR FRIENDS COMING? 464 00:11:53,554 --> 00:11:54,521 >> I DON'T KNOW, I'M SCARED. 465 00:11:54,521 --> 00:11:55,521 YOU MIGHT ATTACK SOMEBODY. 466 00:11:55,521 --> 00:11:56,654 ALL MY FRIENDS GOTTA SIGN, LIKE, 467 00:11:56,654 --> 00:11:57,388 A WAIVER. 468 00:11:57,388 --> 00:11:59,121 >> I BUY FRUIT, I TOUCH IT. 469 00:11:59,121 --> 00:12:01,088 I BUY MEAT, I SMELL IT. 470 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:03,354 I SEE A GUY, I FEEL IT. 471 00:12:06,154 --> 00:12:09,154 >> HI, HOW ARE YOU? 472 00:12:09,154 --> 00:12:09,821 OH, MY GOD. 473 00:12:09,821 --> 00:12:11,254 >> THANK YOU, ANTHONY. 474 00:12:11,254 --> 00:12:12,954 THAT'S A GOOD OPENING LINE. 475 00:12:14,454 --> 00:12:15,821 >> YOU MIGHT BE THE FIRST GUY. 476 00:12:15,821 --> 00:12:16,721 >> SIX YEARS? 477 00:12:16,721 --> 00:12:19,088 >> SIX YEARS. 478 00:12:19,088 --> 00:12:21,421 [laughter] 479 00:12:21,421 --> 00:12:22,654 >> THIS IS TO YOU GETTING LAID. 480 00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:24,688 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, BUDDY. 481 00:12:24,688 --> 00:12:25,688 [upbeat music] 482 00:12:25,688 --> 00:12:28,454 * 483 00:12:28,454 --> 00:12:30,421 >> WELL, THIS LOOKS NICE. 484 00:12:30,421 --> 00:12:32,521 I'M GOING SHOPPING FOR CONDOS. 485 00:12:32,521 --> 00:12:35,121 I LOVE TO BE ON THE BEACH. 486 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:36,521 THIS IS MY THING SINCE I'M 487 00:12:36,521 --> 00:12:37,788 FREAKIN' 12. 488 00:12:37,788 --> 00:12:39,488 OOH, THIS IS REALLY NICE. 489 00:12:39,488 --> 00:12:40,421 >> ISN'T THIS BEAUTIFUL? 490 00:12:40,421 --> 00:12:41,988 LET'S GO SEE THE FIRST BEDROOM. 491 00:12:41,988 --> 00:12:43,488 >> LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THAT IS. 492 00:12:43,488 --> 00:12:44,888 IT'S LIKE A HOTEL. 493 00:12:44,888 --> 00:12:46,288 OH, LOOK AT THIS. 494 00:12:46,288 --> 00:12:47,554 WHAT'S THE PRICE OF THIS? 495 00:12:47,554 --> 00:12:49,954 >> THIS ONE'S LISTED AT 219. 496 00:12:49,954 --> 00:12:50,788 >> NOT BAD. 497 00:12:50,788 --> 00:12:52,854 I SEE THE OCEAN AND I SEE THE 498 00:12:52,854 --> 00:12:54,754 INTERCOASTAL AND I ALSO SEE THE 499 00:12:54,754 --> 00:12:55,721 PARKING LOT. 500 00:12:55,721 --> 00:12:56,721 >> [laughs] 501 00:12:56,721 --> 00:12:58,121 >> THAT IS NOT MY IDEA OF A 502 00:12:58,121 --> 00:12:58,954 VIEW. 503 00:12:58,954 --> 00:13:00,088 [whimsical music] 504 00:13:00,088 --> 00:13:03,488 * 505 00:13:03,488 --> 00:13:05,321 IT LOOKS SO BLAH. 506 00:13:05,321 --> 00:13:07,188 [speaking Italian] 507 00:13:07,188 --> 00:13:08,888 WHAT'S THAT, THE POOL? 508 00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:10,588 THIS IS BATES MOTEL. 509 00:13:10,588 --> 00:13:12,288 IT'S GROSS. 510 00:13:14,121 --> 00:13:17,088 >> HERE WE ARE. 511 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,788 >> EW. 512 00:13:18,788 --> 00:13:20,521 OH, MY GOD. 513 00:13:20,521 --> 00:13:22,154 IT'S HORRIBLE. 514 00:13:22,154 --> 00:13:23,488 I HATE IT. 515 00:13:23,488 --> 00:13:25,854 I DON'T EVEN WANT TO LOOK AT IT. 516 00:13:25,854 --> 00:13:28,321 JUST GROSS. 517 00:13:28,321 --> 00:13:29,754 >> WELL, THEY DO HAVE STAINLESS 518 00:13:29,754 --> 00:13:30,488 STEEL APPLIANCES. 519 00:13:30,488 --> 00:13:31,888 >> I DON'T GIVE A-- 520 00:13:33,721 --> 00:13:34,721 [upbeat music] 521 00:13:34,721 --> 00:13:37,421 * 522 00:13:37,421 --> 00:13:38,821 NOW, THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING 523 00:13:38,821 --> 00:13:40,288 ABOUT. 524 00:13:40,288 --> 00:13:42,654 BOY, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 525 00:13:42,654 --> 00:13:45,521 >> AND THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN 526 00:13:45,521 --> 00:13:47,388 SEE THE OCEAN. 527 00:13:47,388 --> 00:13:49,154 >> NOW WE'RE TALKING. 528 00:13:49,154 --> 00:13:50,321 I WANT THIS CONDO. 529 00:13:50,321 --> 00:13:51,421 I'M PAYING FOR IT. 530 00:13:51,421 --> 00:13:52,688 NEIL MAKES NO MONEY. 531 00:13:52,688 --> 00:13:54,454 HE HAS NO SAY. 532 00:13:54,454 --> 00:13:55,521 ZERO. 533 00:13:55,521 --> 00:13:56,854 WHAT'S THE PRICE OF THIS? 534 00:13:56,854 --> 00:13:58,954 >> THIS ONE'S LISTED AT 285. 535 00:13:58,954 --> 00:13:59,788 >> THAT'S WORTH... 536 00:13:59,788 --> 00:14:00,854 >> EVERY PENNY, RIGHT? 537 00:14:00,854 --> 00:14:02,821 >> A MILLION DOLLARS. 538 00:14:02,821 --> 00:14:04,988 >> I HAVE AN $11,000 BILL HERE 539 00:14:04,988 --> 00:14:07,188 FOR FURNITURE FOR ONE ROOM. 540 00:14:07,188 --> 00:14:07,921 HOW YOU GONNA GET A [bleep] 541 00:14:07,921 --> 00:14:08,754 CONDO? 542 00:14:08,754 --> 00:14:10,688 WITH WHAT, YOUR GOOD LOOKS? 543 00:14:10,688 --> 00:14:11,488 [cheering] 544 00:14:11,488 --> 00:14:13,321 >> I LOVE THIS [bleep] YACHT! 545 00:14:13,321 --> 00:14:14,654 I GOTTA LEARN HOW TO DO THIS. 546 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,154 I'LL BE BUYING ONE. 547 00:14:19,121 --> 00:14:20,121 [upbeat music] 548 00:14:20,121 --> 00:14:26,654 * 549 00:14:26,654 --> 00:14:29,421 [overlapping chatter] 550 00:14:29,421 --> 00:14:31,121 >> BIG ANG HAS BEEN COMING HERE 551 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,954 SINCE I BOUGHT THIS HOTEL EIGHT 552 00:14:32,954 --> 00:14:33,821 YEARS AGO. 553 00:14:33,821 --> 00:14:35,621 I CONSIDER HER A GOOD FRIEND, SO 554 00:14:35,621 --> 00:14:37,221 HERE'S TO GREAT FRIENDS AND 555 00:14:37,221 --> 00:14:38,221 GREAT FOOD. 556 00:14:38,221 --> 00:14:39,288 >> THANK YOU. 557 00:14:39,288 --> 00:14:41,188 >> SALUD. 558 00:14:41,188 --> 00:14:42,854 >> ANY LUCK WITH CONDOS? 559 00:14:42,854 --> 00:14:44,354 >> I FOUND ONE THAT I REALLY, 560 00:14:44,354 --> 00:14:45,088 REALLY LIKE. 561 00:14:45,088 --> 00:14:45,821 >> WHERE IS IT? 562 00:14:45,821 --> 00:14:46,854 >> IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 563 00:14:46,854 --> 00:14:48,088 TWO BEDROOMS, TWO BATH. 564 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,088 AND THE POOL IS HERE. 565 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:50,454 YOU WALK DOWN THREE STEPS, ON 566 00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:51,421 THE SAND. 567 00:14:51,421 --> 00:14:52,321 >> WELL, THAT'S GOOD. 568 00:14:52,321 --> 00:14:53,321 WE'LL HAVE A NICE CONDO DOWN IN 569 00:14:53,321 --> 00:14:54,254 FLORIDA. 570 00:14:54,254 --> 00:14:55,354 [laughter] 571 00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:58,154 [phone rings] 572 00:14:58,154 --> 00:15:00,388 [overlapping chatter] 573 00:15:00,388 --> 00:15:02,521 >> HI, ANG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 574 00:15:02,521 --> 00:15:03,721 >> OH, HI, JANINE. 575 00:15:03,721 --> 00:15:04,588 WHAT'S UP? 576 00:15:04,588 --> 00:15:05,721 >> HOW'S EVERYBODY BEING THERE? 577 00:15:05,721 --> 00:15:06,388 GOOD? 578 00:15:06,388 --> 00:15:07,454 >> YEAH, EVERYTHING IS REALLY 579 00:15:07,454 --> 00:15:08,588 NICE, HONESTLY. 580 00:15:08,588 --> 00:15:10,821 TODAY, I WENT AND SAW THE CONDO. 581 00:15:10,821 --> 00:15:11,988 OH, I LOVED IT. 582 00:15:11,988 --> 00:15:14,121 BEAUTIFUL. 583 00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,188 >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 584 00:15:15,188 --> 00:15:16,154 YOU CAN'T GET A CONDO. 585 00:15:16,154 --> 00:15:16,888 HOW YOU GOING TO GET A [bleep] 586 00:15:16,888 --> 00:15:17,754 CONDO? 587 00:15:17,754 --> 00:15:19,188 WITH WHAT, YOUR GOOD LOOKS? 588 00:15:19,188 --> 00:15:21,388 >> OF COURSE, JANINE'S HAVING A 589 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,521 FIT, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, MISS 590 00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:24,254 RESPONSIBLE. 591 00:15:27,121 --> 00:15:28,121 WHY NOT? 592 00:15:28,121 --> 00:15:29,254 >> I'M LOOKING AT THESE BILLS 593 00:15:29,254 --> 00:15:30,221 RIGHT NOW. 594 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:32,488 THIS IS BERSERK. 595 00:15:32,488 --> 00:15:33,921 YOU CANNOT GET A CONDO. 596 00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:37,754 >> IT'S OKAY. 597 00:15:37,754 --> 00:15:39,088 I'M GETTING THE CONDO. 598 00:15:39,088 --> 00:15:40,821 >> I HAVE AN $11,000 BILL HERE 599 00:15:40,821 --> 00:15:43,088 FOR FURNITURE FOR ONE ROOM. 600 00:15:43,088 --> 00:15:44,788 >> I DON'T WANT TO SAVE MONEY. 601 00:15:44,788 --> 00:15:45,788 FOR WHAT? 602 00:15:45,788 --> 00:15:46,888 THEN YOU [bleep] DIE WITH THE 603 00:15:46,888 --> 00:15:47,821 MONEY IN THE BANK? 604 00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:48,888 NAH, I'LL SPEND IT ALL. 605 00:15:48,888 --> 00:15:49,854 YOU KNOW WHAT? 606 00:15:49,854 --> 00:15:51,121 I CAN SPEND WHATEVER I WANT. 607 00:15:51,121 --> 00:15:52,654 IT'S MY MONEY. 608 00:15:52,654 --> 00:15:54,288 >> DO YOU EVEN REALIZE HOW MUCH 609 00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:57,454 YOU SPENT? 610 00:15:57,454 --> 00:15:58,454 [upbeat music] 611 00:15:58,454 --> 00:16:00,588 ** 612 00:16:00,588 --> 00:16:03,121 >> THIS IS GONNA BE THE NIGHT. 613 00:16:03,121 --> 00:16:04,788 >> COME ON, GIRLS, I FEEL LUCKY. 614 00:16:04,788 --> 00:16:05,921 >> LET'S WIN SOME MONEY. 615 00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:07,354 >> I REALLY WANT TO GET THIS 616 00:16:07,354 --> 00:16:09,288 CONDO, AND IT'S EXPENSIVE. 617 00:16:09,288 --> 00:16:11,621 THIS CASINO BETTER PAY OUT. 618 00:16:11,621 --> 00:16:12,788 >> GOOD LUCK, GIRLS. 619 00:16:12,788 --> 00:16:14,121 TO MAKING THE BIG BUCKS. 620 00:16:14,121 --> 00:16:16,788 >> HIT IT. 621 00:16:16,788 --> 00:16:17,654 >> YES! 622 00:16:17,654 --> 00:16:18,454 >> 21. 623 00:16:18,454 --> 00:16:19,554 WE HAVE A WINNER. 624 00:16:19,554 --> 00:16:20,388 >> I'M A WINNER. 625 00:16:20,388 --> 00:16:22,121 >> 21, YEAH! 626 00:16:22,121 --> 00:16:22,821 >> GO, GIRL! 627 00:16:22,821 --> 00:16:24,288 >> YAY, ANGELA. 628 00:16:24,288 --> 00:16:25,888 >> WINNER! WINNER! 629 00:16:25,888 --> 00:16:27,454 >> EVERYBODY WON. 630 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:28,354 >> WE HAVE A WINNER. 631 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:29,288 >> OH, 17! THAT'S MY NUMBER 632 00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:30,221 ALL DAY! 633 00:16:30,221 --> 00:16:31,221 >> OH, MY GOD, THAT'S IT. 634 00:16:31,221 --> 00:16:33,788 >> THE [bleep] CONDO, 17. 635 00:16:33,788 --> 00:16:35,588 COME ON, I NEED 17. 636 00:16:35,588 --> 00:16:37,454 I'VE GOT SANDY THE PLUMBER, MY 637 00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:38,554 LUCKY CHARM, WITH ME. 638 00:16:38,554 --> 00:16:40,388 SHE JUST WINS EVERYTHING SHE 639 00:16:40,388 --> 00:16:42,088 TOUCHES, SO WE SHOULD DO ALL 640 00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:42,788 RIGHT. 641 00:16:42,788 --> 00:16:44,988 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 642 00:16:47,088 --> 00:16:49,088 [electronic tones] 643 00:16:49,088 --> 00:16:50,088 OKAY, I LOST. 644 00:16:50,088 --> 00:16:52,221 I LOST, I LOST. 645 00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:54,154 I'M OVER IT. 646 00:16:54,154 --> 00:16:55,154 >> I'M WAY OVER IT. 647 00:16:55,154 --> 00:16:56,488 >> THAT'S STUPID. 648 00:16:56,488 --> 00:16:57,588 YEAH, THE CASINO. 649 00:16:57,588 --> 00:16:58,821 THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT TOO [bleep] 650 00:16:58,821 --> 00:16:59,754 GOOD. 651 00:16:59,754 --> 00:17:01,288 >> MY BABY, WHAT HAPPENED? 652 00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:02,488 >> I [bleep] LOST. 653 00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:03,454 >> AND SO WE'RE NOT GONNA BE 654 00:17:03,454 --> 00:17:04,654 ABLE TO BUY THE CONDO TONIGHT. 655 00:17:04,654 --> 00:17:06,521 >> NO, NO CONDO. 656 00:17:08,421 --> 00:17:10,354 LET ME GO, LET ME GO. 657 00:17:10,354 --> 00:17:13,388 [cheering] 658 00:17:13,388 --> 00:17:15,388 LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY. 659 00:17:15,388 --> 00:17:17,888 I GOTTA MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. 660 00:17:19,354 --> 00:17:21,354 HAVEN'T HAD YOUR FILL OF 661 00:17:21,354 --> 00:17:22,354 [upbeat music] 662 00:17:22,354 --> 00:17:26,454 * 663 00:17:26,454 --> 00:17:27,988 >> LOOK AT THIS. 664 00:17:27,988 --> 00:17:28,921 >> OOH, NICE. 665 00:17:28,921 --> 00:17:30,788 >> YOU HOOKED US UP, ANGIE. 666 00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:32,521 >> I LOVE TO SURPRISE MY FRIENDS 667 00:17:32,521 --> 00:17:34,254 WITH GOOD THINGS, AND A FRIEND 668 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,954 OF MINE DOWN HERE HOOKED ME UP 669 00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:40,354 WITH A 73-FOOT YACHT. 670 00:17:40,354 --> 00:17:44,088 [cheering] 671 00:17:44,088 --> 00:17:45,088 >> YEAH! 672 00:17:45,088 --> 00:17:46,121 >> YAY! 673 00:17:46,121 --> 00:17:48,888 >> WHOO! 674 00:17:48,888 --> 00:17:50,554 >> WE LOVE YOU, ANGELA! 675 00:17:50,554 --> 00:17:53,088 [cheering] 676 00:17:53,088 --> 00:17:54,488 >> YOU GOTTA SEE THE BEDROOMS 677 00:17:54,488 --> 00:17:55,588 DOWNSTAIRS. 678 00:17:55,588 --> 00:17:57,154 THEY GOT THE BATHROOM WITH THE 679 00:17:57,154 --> 00:17:59,288 WINDOW LOOKING INTO THE WATER. 680 00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:00,954 I TOOK THE BEST DUMP OF MY LIFE. 681 00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:03,721 [laughter] 682 00:18:03,721 --> 00:18:05,088 >> COME ON DOWN, HARVEY. 683 00:18:05,088 --> 00:18:07,154 LET ANG TAKE OVER FOR A WHILE. 684 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:08,254 >> CAPTAIN... 685 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,254 >> WE'RE IN TROUBLE NOW. 686 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:10,154 >> ANGELA IS NOW TAKING OVER. 687 00:18:10,154 --> 00:18:11,754 >> LET ME GO, LET ME GO. 688 00:18:11,754 --> 00:18:12,754 [jazzy music] 689 00:18:12,754 --> 00:18:17,088 * 690 00:18:17,088 --> 00:18:19,121 YEAH! 691 00:18:19,121 --> 00:18:20,154 I GOTTA LEARN HOW TO DO THIS. 692 00:18:20,154 --> 00:18:21,388 I'LL BE BUYING ONE. 693 00:18:21,388 --> 00:18:24,288 I LOVE THIS [bleep] YACHT! 694 00:18:24,288 --> 00:18:25,754 AH! 695 00:18:25,754 --> 00:18:28,754 I PLANNED THIS TRIP FOR US TO 696 00:18:28,754 --> 00:18:30,088 GET A CONDO. 697 00:18:30,088 --> 00:18:32,254 THIS TRIP WAS NOTHING BUT AN 698 00:18:32,254 --> 00:18:33,221 EXPENSE. 699 00:18:33,221 --> 00:18:35,221 MY SISTER GOT ME ALL NERVOUS. 700 00:18:35,221 --> 00:18:37,288 "YOU CAN'T BUY THE CONDO." 701 00:18:37,288 --> 00:18:38,388 I GOTTA THINK ABOUT IT. 702 00:18:38,388 --> 00:18:39,621 >> WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 703 00:18:39,621 --> 00:18:40,954 EVERYTHING THAT YOU EVER WANTED, 704 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,121 YOU GOT, AND IT WORKED OUT FOR 705 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:42,788 YOU. 706 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,088 IF YOU FEEL YOU WANT IT, YOU 707 00:18:44,088 --> 00:18:45,288 GOTTA DO WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU. 708 00:18:45,288 --> 00:18:46,421 IF JANINE SAID, "GOTTA CALM 709 00:18:46,421 --> 00:18:47,654 DOWN," LET THAT CALM DOWN FOR A 710 00:18:47,654 --> 00:18:48,654 COUPLE OF MONTHS, AND WE'LL SEE 711 00:18:48,654 --> 00:18:49,721 WHAT HAPPENS IN A COUPLE MONTHS. 712 00:18:49,721 --> 00:18:51,488 >> SANDY THE PLUMBER IS REALLY 713 00:18:51,488 --> 00:18:52,454 SMART. 714 00:18:52,454 --> 00:18:53,621 YOU KNOW, SHE IS A COLLEGE 715 00:18:53,621 --> 00:18:55,821 GRADUATE WITH A MASTERS, SO 716 00:18:55,821 --> 00:18:57,354 SOMETIMES I SIT BACK AND LISTEN 717 00:18:57,354 --> 00:18:59,354 TO HER, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, ME, 718 00:18:59,354 --> 00:19:00,688 I JUST DO THINGS ON THE SPUR OF 719 00:19:00,688 --> 00:19:03,088 THE MOMENT. 720 00:19:03,088 --> 00:19:04,854 LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY. 721 00:19:04,854 --> 00:19:06,854 >> OH, BOY, HERE WE GO. 722 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,788 >> I GOTTA MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. 723 00:19:08,788 --> 00:19:11,088 >> WHAT? 724 00:19:11,088 --> 00:19:12,554 >> PSYCH. 725 00:19:12,554 --> 00:19:13,421 >> WHAT? 726 00:19:13,421 --> 00:19:15,588 [laughter] 727 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,888 >> I MADE A DECISION. 728 00:19:17,888 --> 00:19:19,121 >> OH, NO! 729 00:19:19,121 --> 00:19:19,888 >> WHAT? 730 00:19:19,888 --> 00:19:20,754 >> OH, NO! 731 00:19:20,754 --> 00:19:22,254 >> I WANT TO HEAR. 732 00:19:22,254 --> 00:19:23,588 WHAT HAPPENED? 733 00:19:23,588 --> 00:19:25,888 >> I'M BUYING THE CONDO! 734 00:19:25,888 --> 00:19:29,321 [cheering] 735 00:19:29,321 --> 00:19:30,554 >> GOOD LUCK, BIG GIRL. 736 00:19:30,554 --> 00:19:32,288 >> SPEND IT ALL. 737 00:19:32,288 --> 00:19:33,854 I JUST DO WHATEVER THE [bleep] I 738 00:19:33,854 --> 00:19:36,321 WANT, EVEN IF I GO BROKE, 'CAUSE 739 00:19:36,321 --> 00:19:39,188 BEEN BROKE A MILLION TIMES, AND 740 00:19:39,188 --> 00:19:41,321 BEEN ON TOP OF THE WORLD TWO 741 00:19:41,321 --> 00:19:42,221 MILLION TIMES. 742 00:19:42,221 --> 00:19:43,088 >> WE NEED TO PLAN A 743 00:19:43,088 --> 00:19:44,654 HOUSEWARMING PARTY. 744 00:19:44,654 --> 00:19:45,788 [cheering] 745 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:49,788 >> NEXT TIME ON BIG ANG... 746 00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:50,621 LITTLE LOUIE'S GETTING HIS 747 00:19:50,621 --> 00:19:51,721 MANHOOD TAKEN AWAY. 748 00:19:51,721 --> 00:19:52,521 >> NOT HIS MANHOOD. 749 00:19:52,521 --> 00:19:53,421 JUST HIS TESTICLES. 750 00:19:53,421 --> 00:19:54,088 [Louie whines] 751 00:19:54,088 --> 00:19:55,088 >> ANGELA'S GONNA READ YOU THE 752 00:19:55,088 --> 00:19:55,688 RULES. 753 00:19:55,688 --> 00:19:56,788 >> NO RULES. 754 00:19:56,788 --> 00:19:57,954 I'M SO EXCITED A.J. IS COMING 755 00:19:57,954 --> 00:19:59,488 ON THE ATLANTIC CITY TRIP 756 00:19:59,488 --> 00:20:00,321 WITH ME. 757 00:20:00,321 --> 00:20:01,054 >> GO, BABY, GO, BABY, GO, BABY. 758 00:20:01,054 --> 00:20:02,321 >> GO, GO, GO. 759 00:20:02,321 --> 00:20:03,621 >> IF MY SON IS GONNA PARTY, I'D 760 00:20:03,621 --> 00:20:05,321 RATHER HIM PARTY WITH ME. 761 00:20:05,321 --> 00:20:09,421 IT'S TIME THAT YOU CAME HOME SO 762 00:20:09,421 --> 00:20:11,121 I CAN WATCH YOU. 763 00:20:11,121 --> 00:20:11,954 >> ARE YOU CRAZY? 764 00:20:11,954 --> 00:20:13,321 >> I THINK HE NEEDS TO COME HOME 765 00:20:13,321 --> 00:20:14,554 BEFORE HE GETS HIMSELF INTO 766 00:20:14,554 --> 00:20:15,254 TROUBLE. 767 00:20:15,254 --> 00:20:16,421 >> I JUST HEARD. 768 00:20:16,421 --> 00:20:18,254 A.J. GOT ARRESTED?