1 00:00:01,145 --> 00:00:03,149 1, 2, 3... 2 00:00:03,149 --> 00:00:04,586 [ GROANS ] 3 00:00:05,420 --> 00:00:07,324 DIANE, WOW! 4 00:00:07,324 --> 00:00:10,096 YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG HILLARY! [ CHUCKLES ] 5 00:00:10,096 --> 00:00:12,635 OH, I MEAN, YOU LOOK LIKE A LITTLE DIANE. 6 00:00:12,635 --> 00:00:15,641 OH! [ CHUCKLES ] 7 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:16,810 HEY, GUYS. HAVE FUN TRAINING. 8 00:00:16,810 --> 00:00:18,112 AND REMEMBER, HIL, 9 00:00:18,112 --> 00:00:18,968 IF YOU DON'T MAKE THE TRACK TEAM, 10 00:00:18,968 --> 00:00:19,970 IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. 11 00:00:19,970 --> 00:00:21,974 DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER. I WON'T. 12 00:00:21,974 --> 00:00:23,677 DIANE, YOU REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO COME ALL THE WAY OVER HERE. 13 00:00:23,677 --> 00:00:25,147 I -- I COULD HAVE TRAINED HILLARY. 14 00:00:25,147 --> 00:00:27,017 I KNOW HOW TO RUN. [ CHUCKLES ] DUH. 15 00:00:27,017 --> 00:00:28,353 OH, OF COURSE YOU DO. 16 00:00:28,353 --> 00:00:31,325 YOU KNOW HOW TO DO LOTS OF THINGS, PETER ASSURES ME. 17 00:00:31,325 --> 00:00:32,862 BUT YOU KNOW, 18 00:00:32,862 --> 00:00:34,331 IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BE A PART OF THE TRAINING TEAM, 19 00:00:34,331 --> 00:00:38,340 JUST REMEMBER TO HANG-DRY HER SPORTS BRA SO IT DOESN'T CHAFE. 20 00:00:38,340 --> 00:00:40,645 THANKS. BYE, KATE. 21 00:00:40,645 --> 00:00:43,116 OOH! WE SHOULD COORDINATE OUR OUTFITS EVERY DAY. 22 00:00:43,116 --> 00:00:45,755 I KNOW, RIGHT? HMM! [ CHUCKLES ] 23 00:00:45,755 --> 00:00:47,358 IGNORE HER. [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 24 00:00:47,358 --> 00:00:48,994 [ SIGHS ] 25 00:00:48,994 --> 00:00:50,097 IT'S JACKIE. [ SIGHS ] 26 00:00:50,097 --> 00:00:52,168 WE'RE GONNA CHOOSE TO IGNORE HER, TOO. 27 00:00:52,168 --> 00:00:54,873 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] AND NOW FROM BERT'S PHONE. 28 00:00:54,873 --> 00:00:56,877 HEY, JACKIE. WHAT'S UP? 29 00:00:56,877 --> 00:00:58,047 JACKIE: PETE, GET OVER HERE NOW! 30 00:00:58,047 --> 00:00:59,951 WE HAVE A MAJOR DISASTER ON OUR HANDS! 31 00:00:59,951 --> 00:01:02,755 WHAT'S THE MATTER? IS -- IS BERT OKAY? 32 00:01:02,755 --> 00:01:04,059 JACKIE? 33 00:01:04,059 --> 00:01:05,896 WHAT'S THE MATTER? WHERE'S BERT? 34 00:01:05,896 --> 00:01:07,332 WHAT'S THE DISASTER? 35 00:01:07,332 --> 00:01:09,837 WELL, IT WOULD BE A DISASTER 36 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:12,008 IF YOU MISSED THIS AMAZING OPPORTUNITY 37 00:01:12,008 --> 00:01:14,179 TO INVEST IN MY LATEST BUSINESS VENTURE. 38 00:01:14,179 --> 00:01:16,083 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? 39 00:01:16,083 --> 00:01:18,087 WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME 40 00:01:18,087 --> 00:01:21,694 IS WHAT COULD BE RIGHT FOR YOU IF YOU ACT NOW. 41 00:01:21,694 --> 00:01:23,365 WE'RE LEAVING. LET'S GO. 42 00:01:23,365 --> 00:01:26,069 NO, I HAVE A PART. YOU CAN'T LEAVE. 43 00:01:26,069 --> 00:01:29,075 BECAUSE YOU WOULD LEAVE A LOT OF MONEY ON THE TABLE 44 00:01:29,075 --> 00:01:30,779 IF YOU WALK OUT THAT DOOR! 45 00:01:30,779 --> 00:01:32,449 PLEASE? 46 00:01:32,449 --> 00:01:34,420 OKAY, BERT. YES! 47 00:01:35,789 --> 00:01:37,826 GREAT. 48 00:01:37,826 --> 00:01:39,029 THIS WILL ONLY TAKE AN HOUR. 49 00:01:42,169 --> 00:01:44,874 "FOXED LUNCH." FOX, LUNCH. 50 00:01:45,409 --> 00:01:48,415 DELICIOUS, HOMEMADE, FRESH SCHOOL LUNCHES 51 00:01:48,415 --> 00:01:50,052 DELIVERED RIGHT TO YOUR DOOR. [ BERT GASPS ] 52 00:01:50,052 --> 00:01:53,124 [ RAPID FOOTSTEPS ] MMM, I'M HUNGRY! 53 00:01:53,124 --> 00:01:54,795 59 MINUTES TO GO. 54 00:01:54,795 --> 00:01:56,064 YEP. 55 00:01:59,838 --> 00:02:02,844 ♪♪♪ 56 00:02:10,025 --> 00:02:13,031 WELL, THAT'S A MORNING WE'LL NEVER GET BACK. 57 00:02:13,031 --> 00:02:14,066 WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART -- 58 00:02:14,066 --> 00:02:17,005 THE FOOD PUPPETS OR THE EDIBLE PIE CHART? 59 00:02:17,005 --> 00:02:20,813 WELL, ACTUALLY, I THINK MY FAVORITE PART WAS THE IDEA. 60 00:02:20,813 --> 00:02:23,352 I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS. LOOK HOW CUTE THIS IS. 61 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:25,990 I STRESS EVERY MORNING TO MAKE LUNCHES 62 00:02:25,990 --> 00:02:27,827 THAT ARE A MILLION TIMES WORSE THAN THIS. 63 00:02:27,827 --> 00:02:29,164 LAST WEEK, I SENT WARREN TO SCHOOL 64 00:02:29,164 --> 00:02:31,335 WITH A BAG OF HAM AND SOME ALTOIDS. 65 00:02:31,335 --> 00:02:32,904 HERE'S THE THING ABOUT JACKIE. 66 00:02:32,904 --> 00:02:35,510 SHE'S INCREDIBLY CREATIVE, BUT SHE HAS NO FOLLOW-THROUGH. 67 00:02:35,510 --> 00:02:37,848 I THINK FOXED LUNCH COULD BE GOOD, YOU KNOW, 68 00:02:37,848 --> 00:02:39,886 WITH A LITTLE WITH A DASH OF KATE 69 00:02:39,886 --> 00:02:44,528 AND A SPRINKLE OF HARRISON AND A DOLLOP OF, UM... 70 00:02:44,528 --> 00:02:45,898 DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO 71 00:02:45,898 --> 00:02:48,202 WITH DIANE'S INFAMOUS TRAINING-BRA REMARK? 72 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:50,741 NO, BABE. I WANT TO DO THIS, OKAY. 73 00:02:50,741 --> 00:02:54,882 I-I REALLY THINK THAT I COULD MAKE THIS INTO A THING WITH HER. 74 00:02:54,882 --> 00:02:56,820 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 75 00:02:56,820 --> 00:02:58,790 HUH. SPEAK OF THE DEVIL. 76 00:02:58,790 --> 00:03:00,894 HELLO, DIANE. 77 00:03:00,894 --> 00:03:01,863 KATE, I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT 78 00:03:01,863 --> 00:03:03,400 OFFHANDED COMMENT I MADE EARLIER 79 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,771 ABOUT YOU HANG-DRYING HILLARY'S SPORTS BRA. 80 00:03:05,771 --> 00:03:07,808 I'M AFRAID IT DIDN'T COME OFF AS I INTENDED. 81 00:03:07,808 --> 00:03:10,012 NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE. I'M NOT. 82 00:03:10,012 --> 00:03:11,816 I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU REMEMBER TO DO IT 83 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:13,353 BECAUSE I DIDN'T SEE YOU WRITE IT DOWN. 84 00:03:13,353 --> 00:03:15,357 WELL, I'LL HAVE TO SEE IF I CAN FIT IT INTO MY SCHEDULE 85 00:03:15,357 --> 00:03:17,194 BECAUSE I'M GONNA BE A WORKING WOMAN NOW. 86 00:03:18,063 --> 00:03:19,799 I'M GOING INTO BUSINESS WITH JACKIE. 87 00:03:19,799 --> 00:03:22,538 OH, YOU POOR, SWEET, DEAR FOOL. 88 00:03:22,538 --> 00:03:25,945 SO, THIS BUSINESS WITH JACKIE, IT'S HAPPENING? YEAH. 89 00:03:25,945 --> 00:03:28,016 AND YOU WANT ME TO SUPPORT IT? YES. 90 00:03:28,016 --> 00:03:30,822 AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO TO TALK YOU OUT OF IT? NO. 91 00:03:30,822 --> 00:03:31,556 THEN, YOU KNOW WHAT? I SUPPORT IT! 92 00:03:31,556 --> 00:03:33,794 GREAT! CONGRATULATIONS! 93 00:03:33,794 --> 00:03:35,564 THANKS. 94 00:03:35,564 --> 00:03:38,203 OKAY, I'M TAKING THE BOYS TO KARATE. 95 00:03:38,203 --> 00:03:39,372 [ RINGING ] 96 00:03:39,372 --> 00:03:40,374 JACKIE: HI. 97 00:03:40,374 --> 00:03:41,877 HI, JACKIE. IT'S KATE. 98 00:03:41,877 --> 00:03:45,117 I JUST WANTED TO CALL TO LET YOU KNOW I'M IN. 99 00:03:45,117 --> 00:03:47,121 OH, THAT'S GREAT! IN WHAT? 100 00:03:47,121 --> 00:03:48,591 FOXED LUNCH. 101 00:03:48,591 --> 00:03:50,060 OH, THAT'S GREAT. 102 00:03:50,060 --> 00:03:53,099 OKAY, UH, JUST WRITE ME A CHECK PAYABLE TO "CASH." 103 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:55,405 AND THEN, IN THE MEMO, WRITE "TAXES." 104 00:03:55,405 --> 00:03:56,574 GREAT. 105 00:03:56,574 --> 00:03:58,244 SO, SHOULD WE GET TOGETHER AND TALK ABOUT IT? 106 00:03:58,244 --> 00:04:00,315 I COULD COME TO YOU, OR YOU COULD COME OVER HERE. 107 00:04:00,315 --> 00:04:01,317 SURPRISE ME. 108 00:04:01,317 --> 00:04:03,321 [ CLICK ] WHAT? 109 00:04:03,321 --> 00:04:04,389 HELLO? 110 00:04:06,193 --> 00:04:09,833 I THINK IT'S GREAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING THIS. 111 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:14,309 KARATE CAN TEACH YOU A LOT ABOUT INTEGRITY AND PERSEVERANCE. 112 00:04:14,309 --> 00:04:16,614 [ SCREAMS ] 113 00:04:16,614 --> 00:04:18,952 HA! HYAH! 114 00:04:18,952 --> 00:04:20,154 HA! HYAH! 115 00:04:20,154 --> 00:04:21,457 HYAH! 116 00:04:21,457 --> 00:04:22,626 HA! 117 00:04:23,394 --> 00:04:25,899 HA! 118 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:27,903 I JUST TOOK DOWN EIGHT GUYS WITHOUT GETTING HIT ONCE. 119 00:04:27,903 --> 00:04:29,006 WHOA! WHOA! 120 00:04:29,006 --> 00:04:31,343 I'M SENSEI RICK. WELCOME TO MY DOJO. 121 00:04:31,343 --> 00:04:33,180 A COUPLE GROUND RULES BEFORE WE GET STARTED. 122 00:04:33,180 --> 00:04:38,024 RULE NUMBER ONE -- WE BOW UPON ENTERING AND EXITING. 123 00:04:38,024 --> 00:04:39,126 THAT IS ABOUT RESPECT. 124 00:04:39,126 --> 00:04:40,462 YES, EXACTLY. 125 00:04:40,462 --> 00:04:42,433 HEY! 126 00:04:42,433 --> 00:04:44,470 WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, BUDDY? 127 00:04:44,470 --> 00:04:48,178 THAT'S THE DOJO'S PARKING SPACE, NOT THE DRY CLEANER'S! 128 00:04:48,178 --> 00:04:50,382 OH, SENSEI RICK'S GONNA KICK SOME ASS! 129 00:04:50,382 --> 00:04:51,885 HE'S NOT GONNA KICK -- 130 00:04:51,885 --> 00:04:55,526 IF YOU DON'T MOVE THAT CAR, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS! 131 00:04:55,526 --> 00:04:57,496 I HOPE HE DOESN'T MOVE IT! 132 00:04:57,496 --> 00:04:59,233 JACKIE, I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU 133 00:04:59,233 --> 00:05:01,438 THAT I THINK FOXED LUNCH IS AN INCREDIBLE IDEA 134 00:05:01,438 --> 00:05:03,508 AND I AM SO EXCITED TO BE A PART OF IT. 135 00:05:03,508 --> 00:05:05,245 THANK YOU. THIS IS AWKWARD. 136 00:05:05,245 --> 00:05:06,949 DID YOU BRING ME THAT CHECK? 137 00:05:06,949 --> 00:05:09,120 OH, YEAH. HERE YOU GO. 138 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:10,322 THANK YOU! 139 00:05:10,322 --> 00:05:12,593 WELL, YOU KNOW, JACKIE, I'M HAPPY TO INVEST, 140 00:05:12,593 --> 00:05:14,497 BUT I THINK I HAVE A LOT TO OFFER THIS COMPANY. 141 00:05:14,497 --> 00:05:18,573 I SORT OF ALWAYS IMAGINED MYSELF A LONE WOLF IN THIS FOXHOLE, 142 00:05:18,573 --> 00:05:19,908 BUT... 143 00:05:21,211 --> 00:05:23,014 SCOOCH. OKAY. 144 00:05:23,014 --> 00:05:24,918 WHY DON'T YOU SELL ME ON KATE? 145 00:05:24,918 --> 00:05:26,221 WELL, I HAVE A DEGREE IN MARKETING, 146 00:05:26,221 --> 00:05:28,459 UH, JUST AS SOON AS I FINISH THE LAST THREE CREDITS. 147 00:05:28,459 --> 00:05:30,028 AND MOST RECENTLY, 148 00:05:30,028 --> 00:05:32,267 I DID THE BOOKS AND MARKETING OVER AT THE FEDERAL BAR. 149 00:05:32,267 --> 00:05:33,569 [ SCRIBBLING ] 150 00:05:33,569 --> 00:05:34,638 UH, WHAT ARE YOU WRITING? NOTHING. 151 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:36,509 I CAN'T GET THIS PEN TO WORK. 152 00:05:36,509 --> 00:05:37,644 DON'T YOU HATE THAT? 153 00:05:38,579 --> 00:05:39,915 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 154 00:05:39,915 --> 00:05:41,552 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 155 00:05:41,552 --> 00:05:44,291 COME ON, JACKIE, I THINK WE'D MAKE GREAT PARTNERS. 156 00:05:44,291 --> 00:05:46,128 I HAVE A BUSINESS MIND, YOU HAVE A -- 157 00:05:46,128 --> 00:05:47,130 A BEAUTIFUL MIND. 158 00:05:47,130 --> 00:05:49,067 EXACTLY! HMM. 159 00:05:49,067 --> 00:05:50,170 AND IF I STILL NEED TO CONVINCE YOU... HMM? 160 00:05:50,170 --> 00:05:51,672 ...I ALREADY GOT US OUR FIRST CLIENT. 161 00:05:51,672 --> 00:05:54,111 SHE DOESN'T KNOW IT YET. I SAY WE JUST GIVE HER SOME FREE LUNCHES, 162 00:05:54,111 --> 00:05:57,284 SHE GETS HOOKED ON OUR PRODUCT, AND THEN, BOOM, 163 00:05:57,284 --> 00:05:58,619 SHE'LL BE BEGGING FOR MORE. AH. 164 00:05:58,619 --> 00:06:00,991 WHAT DO YOU SAY? WELL, I GUESS I SAY, 165 00:06:00,991 --> 00:06:06,035 IT MUST BE TUESDAY, 'CAUSE, GIRLFRIEND, YOU ON FIRE. 166 00:06:06,035 --> 00:06:07,638 WELCOME ABOARD. 167 00:06:07,638 --> 00:06:08,974 THANKS. 168 00:06:08,974 --> 00:06:11,011 ♪♪♪ 169 00:06:11,011 --> 00:06:12,047 HEADS UP. 170 00:06:15,487 --> 00:06:16,656 WAIT! JUST -- OOH! ♪ 'CAUSE I'M UNSTOPPABLE ♪ 171 00:06:16,656 --> 00:06:18,660 ♪ NO BREAKABLE, OH-OH ♪ 172 00:06:18,660 --> 00:06:20,129 AAH! AAH! ♪ THERE'S NOTHING THAT CAN GET IN MY WAY ♪ 173 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:21,666 OH! OH! AAH! 174 00:06:21,666 --> 00:06:23,470 ♪ THERE'S NOBODY GONNA GET IN MY WAY ♪ 175 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:25,474 ♪ HEY, 'CAUSE I'M UNSTOPPABLE ♪ 176 00:06:25,474 --> 00:06:27,678 ♪ NO BREAKABLE, OH-OH ♪ 177 00:06:27,678 --> 00:06:28,981 ♪ THERE'S NOTHING GONNA GET IN MY WAY ♪ 178 00:06:28,981 --> 00:06:30,751 ♪ THERE'S NOBODY GONNA GET IN MY WAY ♪ 179 00:06:30,751 --> 00:06:33,290 ♪ I'M UNBREAKABLE ♪ 180 00:06:33,290 --> 00:06:34,726 ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY-HEY ♪ 181 00:06:34,726 --> 00:06:36,730 ♪ UNFORGETTABLE ♪ 182 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,000 LOVE IT. 183 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,168 ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY-HEY ♪ 184 00:06:39,168 --> 00:06:41,473 OOH, 45 MINUTES. 185 00:06:41,473 --> 00:06:43,978 THAT'S A LOT OF WORK FOR ONE SANDWICH. 186 00:06:43,978 --> 00:06:45,481 COME ON! PICK IT UP, HILLARY! 187 00:06:45,481 --> 00:06:46,717 PICK UP THOSE FEET! 188 00:06:46,717 --> 00:06:48,153 EXCELLENT! 189 00:06:48,153 --> 00:06:49,757 NOW, THAT WAS THE WORKOUT OF A CHAMPION. 190 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:51,426 [ PANTING ] 191 00:06:51,426 --> 00:06:52,729 OH, I HOPE SOMEONE SAYS TO YOU WHAT THEY SAID TO ME 192 00:06:52,729 --> 00:06:55,702 WHEN I WON MY SWIMMING SILVER IN SEOUL -- 193 00:06:55,702 --> 00:06:59,108 "CHOOKA HEYO, MOOSUHWUN OONDONG SEONSU." 194 00:06:59,108 --> 00:07:00,745 WHAT? 195 00:07:00,745 --> 00:07:03,418 IT MEANS "CONGRATULATIONS, TERRIFYING ATHLETE." 196 00:07:03,418 --> 00:07:04,720 THAT WOULD BE AMAZING. 197 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:07,592 SO, HILLARY, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE END OUR PRACTICE 198 00:07:07,592 --> 00:07:09,263 WITH A FRIENDLY RACE? 199 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:10,298 I WOULD LOVE TO, BUT -- 200 00:07:10,298 --> 00:07:13,137 COME ON, HILLARY -- JUST ONE LAP. 201 00:07:13,137 --> 00:07:16,377 I WANT TO FEEL MY FLANKS BURN. 202 00:07:16,377 --> 00:07:19,483 [ BOTH PANTING ] 203 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:26,697 AAH! AH, SUCK IT! 204 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:29,703 [ BOTH PANTING ] 205 00:07:29,703 --> 00:07:33,578 I COULD...NOT KEEP UP. 206 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:34,714 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] 207 00:07:34,714 --> 00:07:35,582 OH, THERE'S BREE. 208 00:07:35,582 --> 00:07:36,584 GOT TO RUN. LOVE YOU! 209 00:07:36,584 --> 00:07:38,454 [ WEAKLY ] WAIT. YOU SHOULD WALK. 210 00:07:39,758 --> 00:07:41,528 HUH. 211 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:44,701 WELL, MY KIDS LOVED THE FOOD. 212 00:07:44,701 --> 00:07:46,571 SO, SPREAD THE WORD 213 00:07:46,571 --> 00:07:50,546 'CAUSE THESE TWO FOXES ARE HUNGRY FOR BUSINESS. 214 00:07:50,546 --> 00:07:52,115 OKAY, SLOW DOWN, COWBOY. 215 00:07:52,115 --> 00:07:54,186 IT TOOK US FOUR STRAIGHT HOURS TO GET THIS ORDER DONE. 216 00:07:54,186 --> 00:07:56,625 I WAS JUST TELLING MY BIOTCHES IN THE PTA -- 217 00:07:56,625 --> 00:07:59,330 I LIKE TO CALL THEM MY "MOMFIA" -- 218 00:07:59,330 --> 00:08:02,737 AND THEY ALL WANT TO GIVE IT A TRY! 219 00:08:02,737 --> 00:08:04,340 BIOTCHES, 220 00:08:04,340 --> 00:08:08,348 SLEEP IN, BECAUSE THESE TWO ARE ON LUNCH DUTY TOMORROW! 221 00:08:08,348 --> 00:08:09,584 [ ALL CHEER ] 222 00:08:09,584 --> 00:08:11,088 YAY! [ CHUCKLES ] 223 00:08:11,088 --> 00:08:12,256 [ SIGHS ] 224 00:08:14,674 --> 00:08:16,511 JACKIE: 4 DOWN. 53 TO GO. CHECK IT OUT. 225 00:08:16,511 --> 00:08:20,368 THROW THIS ON THE SIDE OF OUR CAR -- BOOM, BUSINESS. 226 00:08:20,368 --> 00:08:22,005 DAMN IT! WHAT? 227 00:08:22,005 --> 00:08:22,816 IT'S FINE. 228 00:08:22,816 --> 00:08:24,286 I JUST CAN'T GET THE BUNNY TO LOOK SURPRISED. 229 00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:27,192 OH, I DON'T KNOW. JUST MAKE HIS MOUTH MORE LIKE AN "O." 230 00:08:27,192 --> 00:08:28,194 OH, SURE, KATE. 231 00:08:28,194 --> 00:08:30,064 I'LL JUST RE-ROLL SOME SEA KELP. 232 00:08:30,064 --> 00:08:31,967 YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND, OKAY? I'LL DO IT. 233 00:08:31,967 --> 00:08:33,838 IT'S FINE. [ CHUCKLES ] 234 00:08:33,838 --> 00:08:36,677 I MEAN, IT'S NOT A LOT OF TIME TO MAKE A LOT OF ART, 235 00:08:36,677 --> 00:08:39,984 AND I ONLY GOT NINE HOURS OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT, SO... 236 00:08:40,986 --> 00:08:43,024 [ VOICE BREAKING ] AND MY BATH THIS MORNING WAS ONLY AN HOUR. 237 00:08:43,024 --> 00:08:44,326 OKAY, JACKIE. [ GROANS ] 238 00:08:44,326 --> 00:08:46,263 JACKIE, COME HERE. LISTEN TO ME. 239 00:08:46,263 --> 00:08:49,136 SIT DOWN. YOU ARE GONNA DO THIS, ALL RIGHT? 240 00:08:49,136 --> 00:08:50,472 I KNOW THERE'S SOME PEOPLE WHO DON'T THINK IT'LL WORK, 241 00:08:50,472 --> 00:08:52,042 BUT WE'RE GONNA PROVE THEM WRONG. 242 00:08:52,042 --> 00:08:54,179 TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED. JUST SAY THE WORD. OKAY. 243 00:08:54,179 --> 00:08:57,385 I NEED 50 ORGANIC PERSIAN CUCUMBERS FOR THE TABBOULEH. 244 00:08:57,385 --> 00:08:58,989 OKAY, WE HAVE ONLY, LIKE, $4, 245 00:08:58,989 --> 00:09:01,093 SO I DON'T IF THAT'LL BE ENOUGH FOR 50. 246 00:09:01,093 --> 00:09:03,398 WELL, THEN LET'S QUIT WHILE WE'RE AHEAD, GO OUT ON TOP. 247 00:09:03,398 --> 00:09:05,770 WE'RE NOT AHEAD, ALL RIGHT? 248 00:09:05,770 --> 00:09:07,406 WE'RE THE OPPOSITE OF AHEAD. 249 00:09:07,406 --> 00:09:09,344 WE ARE NOT GONNA FAIL. 250 00:09:09,344 --> 00:09:12,884 I AM GONNA GET YOU YOUR CUCUMBERS, OKAY? 251 00:09:12,884 --> 00:09:13,952 OKAY. 252 00:09:13,952 --> 00:09:15,256 OKAY. FINE. 253 00:09:15,256 --> 00:09:17,160 FINE. GET ME THOSE CUCUMBERS. 254 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:18,162 OKAY. 255 00:09:18,162 --> 00:09:19,898 AND AN ENERGY DRINK. OKAY. 256 00:09:19,898 --> 00:09:21,902 AND A YOGURT. 257 00:09:21,902 --> 00:09:23,505 OOH, CAN YOU GET ME A HAT? 258 00:09:23,505 --> 00:09:26,044 OKAY. 259 00:09:26,044 --> 00:09:27,513 I'M SO PSYCHED FOR THIS MOVIE! 260 00:09:27,513 --> 00:09:29,150 SENSEI RICK SAID IT'S THE MOST REALISTIC BUTT-KICKING 261 00:09:29,150 --> 00:09:30,719 HE'S SEEN IN YEARS. 262 00:09:30,719 --> 00:09:33,960 UH...OH, GUYS, HANG ON ONE SECOND. 263 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:36,866 UH, EXCUSE ME. I THINK YOU'RE IN OUR SEATS. 264 00:09:36,866 --> 00:09:37,901 I DON'T THINK SO. 265 00:09:37,901 --> 00:09:41,074 YEAH, I HAVE ROW "I," 3, 4, 5. 266 00:09:41,074 --> 00:09:42,978 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU SIT SOMEWHERE ELSE, MAN. 267 00:09:42,978 --> 00:09:44,447 OH! [ CHUCKLES ] BIG MISTAKE. 268 00:09:44,447 --> 00:09:45,784 BIG MISTAKE. 269 00:09:45,784 --> 00:09:47,487 BERT, HOLD MY NONPAREILS. OOH! 270 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:50,059 THIS IS AN ASSIGNED-SEAT THEATER. 271 00:09:50,059 --> 00:09:51,194 IF YOU LIKE TOTAL ANARCHY, 272 00:09:51,194 --> 00:09:53,031 WATCH YOUR MOVIES AT THE WESTMARK 5. 273 00:09:53,031 --> 00:09:56,171 THIS IS THE CINEPLEX AT SHOPPING TOWN. 274 00:09:56,171 --> 00:09:57,139 [ CHUCKLES ] 275 00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:59,143 SCREW OFF. OH, NO, HE DIDN'T! 276 00:09:59,143 --> 00:10:01,730 DESTROY HIM, DAD. YEAH! 277 00:10:01,730 --> 00:10:03,500 YOU GENTLEMEN LEAVE ME NO CHOICE. 278 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:05,872 USHER? 279 00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:07,474 USHER: YES, SIR? AW! 280 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:08,711 THANK YOU, STEVE. 281 00:10:08,711 --> 00:10:11,950 UH, THESE GENTLEMEN ARE SITTING IN OUR SEATS. 282 00:10:11,950 --> 00:10:13,621 WE POLITELY ASKED THEM TO MOVE. 283 00:10:13,621 --> 00:10:14,790 AS YOU CAN SEE, THEY HAVE NOT. 284 00:10:14,790 --> 00:10:16,593 GUYS, I'M SORRY, BUT THOSE AREN'T YOUR SEATS. 285 00:10:16,593 --> 00:10:19,499 WHEN SOMEONE COMPLAINS, I HAVE TO ENFORCE IT. 286 00:10:19,499 --> 00:10:22,405 THERE YOU GO. [ CHUCKLES ] 287 00:10:22,405 --> 00:10:25,411 HOW ABOUT THAT, GUYS? 288 00:10:25,411 --> 00:10:26,780 WHOA! [ SIGHS ] 289 00:10:26,780 --> 00:10:29,051 SENSEI RICK WOULD HAVE TOTALLY ANNIHILATED THOSE GUYS. 290 00:10:29,051 --> 00:10:32,057 GUYS, HITTING AND KICKING DOESN'T MAKE YOU TOUGH. 291 00:10:32,057 --> 00:10:33,527 THE REAL TOUGH GUYS 292 00:10:33,527 --> 00:10:35,798 ARE THE PEOPLE WHO SOLVE PROBLEMS WITH THEIR MIND -- 293 00:10:35,798 --> 00:10:38,337 ARBITRATORS, JURORS, PROFESSIONAL-CONFLICT MEDIATORS. 294 00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:40,308 DAD, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER? 295 00:10:40,308 --> 00:10:41,610 AFTER WE WATCH THIS GUY TAKE VENGEANCE 296 00:10:41,610 --> 00:10:43,581 FOR HIS MURDERED FAMILY WITH ONLY ONE FIST? 297 00:10:43,581 --> 00:10:45,485 AND NO SHIRT! 298 00:10:45,485 --> 00:10:46,753 CAN I HAVE MY NONPAREILS? 299 00:10:46,753 --> 00:10:48,624 OKAY, FLASH YOUR LIGHTS TWICE, 300 00:10:48,624 --> 00:10:51,330 POP THE TRUNK, AND TURN OFF THE CAR. 301 00:10:51,330 --> 00:10:52,499 [ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ] 302 00:10:52,499 --> 00:10:53,601 THANKS FOR THE PRODUCE HOOK-UP. 303 00:10:53,601 --> 00:10:54,971 I KNOW YOU AND TEVIN BROKE UP, 304 00:10:54,971 --> 00:10:56,674 BUT THIS IS REALLY GONNA HELP ME OUT. 305 00:10:56,674 --> 00:10:58,511 YEAH, WELL, HE STOLE MY PAJAMA PANTS, 306 00:10:58,511 --> 00:11:00,014 SO IT'S THE LEAST HE CAN DO. 307 00:11:00,014 --> 00:11:01,851 [ SIGHS ] WELL, WELL, WELL. 308 00:11:01,851 --> 00:11:05,859 KATE, I ASSUME YOU'RE HERE FOR THE TOMATOES AND A THREESOME 309 00:11:05,859 --> 00:11:07,496 SINCE WE'RE ALL THREE HERE. 310 00:11:07,496 --> 00:11:09,099 NOPE TO BOTH OF THOSE. 311 00:11:09,099 --> 00:11:11,103 TEVIN, I TOLD YOU SHE WASN'T INTO IT. 312 00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:13,508 UM, I'M -- I'M ACTUALLY HERE FOR CUCUMBERS, NOT TOMATOES. 313 00:11:13,508 --> 00:11:15,546 [ SIGHS ] 314 00:11:15,546 --> 00:11:17,850 I ALWAYS GET TOMATOES AND CUCUMBERS CONFUSED. 315 00:11:17,850 --> 00:11:18,985 ALL RIGHT. 316 00:11:20,856 --> 00:11:23,395 DOESN'T HE LOOK KIND OF HOT TODAY? MEG. 317 00:11:23,395 --> 00:11:24,830 HEY, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS DUMB JOB ANYWAY? 318 00:11:24,830 --> 00:11:26,534 I THOUGHT THE WHOLE REASON YOU GOT MARRIED TO PETE 319 00:11:26,534 --> 00:11:28,004 WAS SO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO WORK. 320 00:11:28,004 --> 00:11:29,674 NO, I MARRIED HIM JUST FOR LOVE. 321 00:11:29,674 --> 00:11:32,379 BLECH. BLECH. BLECH. 322 00:11:32,379 --> 00:11:33,515 AND I'M DOING THIS FOR ME, OKAY? 323 00:11:33,515 --> 00:11:35,152 I LIKE WORKING. I MISS IT. 324 00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:39,594 OH, THIS TRUNK IS HUGE. I COULD SLEEP IN HERE. 325 00:11:39,594 --> 00:11:42,533 OR I BET YOU COULD FIT THREE PEOPLE LYING DOWN. 326 00:11:42,533 --> 00:11:44,905 OH, YEAH. IT'S DEFINITELY BACK ON. 327 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:45,974 [ SIGHS ] 328 00:11:45,974 --> 00:11:48,779 B-T-DUBS, THESE CUKES AREN'T ORGANIC. 329 00:11:48,779 --> 00:11:52,821 THEY'RE BIG, THOUGH -- JUST SWOLLEN WITH CHEMICALS. 330 00:11:52,821 --> 00:11:54,858 CRAP. 331 00:11:54,858 --> 00:11:56,528 OH, HEY. 332 00:11:56,528 --> 00:11:58,633 DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE OF THESE "ORGANIC" STICKERS? 333 00:11:58,633 --> 00:12:01,070 OH, YEAH. YOU KNOW I GOT YOU. 334 00:12:01,070 --> 00:12:02,774 [ GASPS ] PERFECT. 335 00:12:02,774 --> 00:12:05,680 GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR CUCUMBER BUSINESS. 336 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:08,619 NO. NO, WE'RE BACK OFF. NO. 337 00:12:08,619 --> 00:12:09,721 MMM. 338 00:12:10,957 --> 00:12:13,896 IT REALLY MAKES MY KIDNEYS HUM. 339 00:12:13,896 --> 00:12:15,733 SO, HILLARY, 340 00:12:15,733 --> 00:12:17,003 QUICK QUESTION. MM-HMM. 341 00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:19,608 DID YOU LET ME WIN THE RACE YESTERDAY? 342 00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:20,844 WHAT?! 343 00:12:21,712 --> 00:12:23,683 YOU -- YOU KILLED ME. 344 00:12:23,683 --> 00:12:25,888 I'M STILL ANGRY ABOUT IT. 345 00:12:25,888 --> 00:12:27,557 OKAY, FINE. I DIDN'T TRY MY HARDEST. 346 00:12:27,557 --> 00:12:29,561 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT EASY ON ME. 347 00:12:29,561 --> 00:12:30,798 I AM NOT YOUR FATHER. 348 00:12:30,798 --> 00:12:33,135 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE SO COMPETITIVE. 349 00:12:34,071 --> 00:12:35,541 AND I'M LIKE YOU, 350 00:12:35,541 --> 00:12:38,647 SO WHENEVER THERE'S A WINNER OR LOSER BETWEEN US, 351 00:12:38,647 --> 00:12:40,484 IT JUST GETS UGLY, MOM. 352 00:12:40,484 --> 00:12:43,824 BUT...I DON'T CARE WHO'S THE FASTEST. 353 00:12:43,824 --> 00:12:47,030 HILLARY, I JUST WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH MY DAUGHTER. 354 00:12:47,932 --> 00:12:49,502 HOW ABOUT A FUN JOG? 355 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:52,006 NO STOPWATCH, NO STARTING GUN? 356 00:12:52,006 --> 00:12:53,877 NOT EVEN ANKLE WEIGHTS. 357 00:12:53,877 --> 00:12:55,214 SOUNDS GREAT. GOOD! 358 00:12:55,214 --> 00:12:57,118 NOW BOTTOMS UP. 359 00:12:57,118 --> 00:13:00,624 THIS SCROD IS UNDRINKABLE IN FIVE MINUTES. 360 00:13:00,624 --> 00:13:01,760 MMM. 361 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:03,998 THE CHUNKS ARE THE BEST. 362 00:13:03,998 --> 00:13:07,171 SO, I TOOK THE KIDS TO "FISTS OF VENGEANCE" 363 00:13:07,171 --> 00:13:08,507 THE OTHER DAY. OH! 364 00:13:08,507 --> 00:13:10,711 HOW SICK WERE THOSE THROAT RIPS? 365 00:13:10,711 --> 00:13:11,781 QUITE SICK. 366 00:13:11,781 --> 00:13:13,083 THERE WAS AN INCIDENT WITH SOME GUYS 367 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,619 WHO WERE SITTING IN OUR SEATS, 368 00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:17,024 AND MY KIDS ACTUALLY THOUGHT I WAS GONNA FIGHT WITH THEM. 369 00:13:17,024 --> 00:13:21,166 AND I THINK THEY LEARNED THAT AGGRESSIVE ATTITUDE FROM YOU. 370 00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:23,203 YEAH. YEAH, THEY'RE GOOD LISTENERS. 371 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:27,612 YOU'RE A FATHER, AND I'M A SON 372 00:13:27,612 --> 00:13:29,850 WHO SOMEDAY HOPES TO MEET HIS FATHER. 373 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:32,689 SO, I TOTALLY RESPECT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 374 00:13:32,689 --> 00:13:34,427 A LOT OF PARENTS DRAW CONCLUSIONS 375 00:13:34,427 --> 00:13:35,395 FROM THE FEW MINUTES THEY'RE HERE 376 00:13:35,395 --> 00:13:36,731 DURING PICK-UP AND DROP-OFFS, 377 00:13:36,731 --> 00:13:39,337 BUT WHY DON'T YOU JOIN THE CLASS, 378 00:13:39,337 --> 00:13:41,407 SEE WHAT I'M ALL ABOUT, THEN MAKE A DECISION. 379 00:13:41,407 --> 00:13:42,543 YOU EVER TAKE KARATE BEFORE? 380 00:13:42,543 --> 00:13:44,714 YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT. I WAS GOING TO. 381 00:13:44,714 --> 00:13:48,923 WELL, TREVOR WILL SET YOU UP IN BACK WITH A GI. 382 00:13:48,923 --> 00:13:52,463 WHAT ARE YOU? A...LADIES XL? 383 00:13:55,469 --> 00:13:57,807 OKAY. I'M ALMOST DONE. 384 00:13:57,807 --> 00:14:00,980 I KNOW IT'S 2:00 A.M., BUT WE DID IT. 385 00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:02,617 I TOLD YOU WE WERE GONNA HAVE A REAL BUSINESS. 386 00:14:02,617 --> 00:14:04,286 I GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU, KATE. 387 00:14:04,286 --> 00:14:07,460 YOU GOT A REAL BRAIN BEHIND THAT BLOND, SWEDISH ROBOT FACE. 388 00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:09,431 CAN YOU HAND ME A FEW MORE OF THESE FOXED LUNCH STICKERS 389 00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:10,533 THAT I HAVE IN MY BAG? YEAH, SURE. 390 00:14:14,307 --> 00:14:16,812 KATE, WHAT ARE THESE? 391 00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,449 THEY'RE STICKERS! 392 00:14:18,449 --> 00:14:21,889 UH, THEY GIVE THEM TO YOU AS A PRIZE WHEN YOU BUY ORGANIC FOOD. 393 00:14:21,889 --> 00:14:23,392 [ CHUCKLES ] OH, MY GOD, KATE! 394 00:14:23,392 --> 00:14:24,995 DID YOU BUY REGULAR CUCUMBERS 395 00:14:24,995 --> 00:14:26,799 AND PUT ORGANIC STICKERS ON THEM? 396 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,536 WHAT?! NO. [ GROANS ] 397 00:14:28,536 --> 00:14:31,408 LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS A CUCUMBER FOR A GIANT. 398 00:14:31,408 --> 00:14:33,312 I'M DUMPING THIS OUT. WHAT?! 399 00:14:33,312 --> 00:14:34,681 ARE YOU CRAZY, JACKIE? 400 00:14:34,681 --> 00:14:36,351 WE HAVE TO DELIVER THIS IN A COUPLE HOURS. 401 00:14:36,351 --> 00:14:37,755 I HAD TO MAKE A COMPROMISE, 402 00:14:37,755 --> 00:14:39,959 AND I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU RUIN OUR BUSINESS OVER A CUCUMBER. 403 00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:41,730 I'M NOT DOING THIS FOR THE MONEY. 404 00:14:41,730 --> 00:14:44,367 I AM DOING IT BECAUSE I'D RATHER HAVE ONE PERSON 405 00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:46,505 WHO REALLY, REALLY LOVES OUR PRODUCT 406 00:14:46,505 --> 00:14:49,846 THAN A THOUSAND TOTALLY SATISFIED CUSTOMERS. 407 00:14:49,846 --> 00:14:50,848 I'M THROWING THIS OUT. 408 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,485 NO, YOU'RE NOT THROWING THIS OUT. 409 00:14:52,485 --> 00:14:54,722 THEN, I QUIT. WHAT?! 410 00:14:57,762 --> 00:15:02,471 DAMN IT! THAT WAS THE RECYCLING. 411 00:15:11,489 --> 00:15:12,658 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 412 00:15:16,533 --> 00:15:17,535 OH, HEY, BABE. 413 00:15:17,535 --> 00:15:18,870 YOU'RE FINALLY HOME. HOW WAS WORK? 414 00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:20,741 UH, NO. ACTUALLY, IT'S MORNING. 415 00:15:20,741 --> 00:15:22,011 I JUST GOT UP. 416 00:15:22,011 --> 00:15:23,513 WHAT'S THAT -- ANGRY CHIHUAHUA? 417 00:15:23,513 --> 00:15:26,085 NO, IT'S A CAREFREE RABBIT. SEE? 418 00:15:26,085 --> 00:15:27,655 KATE, WHAT'S HAPPENING? NOTHING. 419 00:15:27,655 --> 00:15:29,458 YOU'RE -- YOU'RE -- YOU'RE WIFE JACKIE -- THIS ONE... 420 00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:30,594 [ CLICKS TONGUE ] 421 00:15:30,594 --> 00:15:32,064 ...THAT ONE, QUIT ON ME, OKAY? YEAH? 422 00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:33,133 SHE QUIT ON ME. 423 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,535 SO NOW I HAD TO DELIVER 50 LUNCHES. 424 00:15:34,535 --> 00:15:35,905 AND NOW I HAVE TO MAKE 50 MORE FOR TOMORROW. 425 00:15:35,905 --> 00:15:37,141 AND FOR THE LIFE OF ME, I DO NOT KNOW 426 00:15:37,141 --> 00:15:39,580 HOW TO MAKE A-A BLUEBERRY INTO A BLOW HOLE -- 427 00:15:39,580 --> 00:15:40,782 A BLOW HOLE. 428 00:15:40,782 --> 00:15:42,619 I THOUGHT THE WHOLE REASON THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA 429 00:15:42,619 --> 00:15:44,756 WAS THAT YOU DIDN'T LIKE MAKING LUNCHES FOR THE KIDS. 430 00:15:44,756 --> 00:15:48,598 CAN I POINT OUT THE IRONY THAT YOU'RE NOW MAKING 50 LUNCHES 431 00:15:48,598 --> 00:15:50,435 FOR KIDS WHO AREN'T EVEN OURS? 432 00:15:50,435 --> 00:15:52,739 I WOULDN'T IF I WERE YOU. 433 00:15:52,739 --> 00:15:55,077 KATE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. YES, PETE, I DO, OKAY? 434 00:15:55,077 --> 00:15:57,415 I CAN'T JUST SIT AROUND WAITING TO WASH HILLARY'S BRAS 435 00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,086 OR LICK WARREN'S ENVELOPES 436 00:15:59,086 --> 00:16:00,922 BECAUSE HE'S AFRAID OF GETTING PAPER CUTS. 437 00:16:00,922 --> 00:16:03,060 TO BE FAIR, WARREN DOES GET A LOT OF PAPER CUTS ON HIS TONGUE. 438 00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:04,596 BUT Y-YOU CAN'T LET DIANE GET TO YOU. 439 00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:06,935 SHE BRINGS HER OWN COMMENT CARDS TO RESTAURANTS. 440 00:16:06,935 --> 00:16:09,773 PETE, IT'S NOT JUST DIANE, OKAY? IT'S ME. 441 00:16:09,773 --> 00:16:11,777 I'VE SUPPORTED MYSELF MY ENTIRE LIFE. 442 00:16:11,777 --> 00:16:14,884 I STARTED WORKING AT MY MOM'S BAR WHEN I WAS 10. 10? 443 00:16:14,884 --> 00:16:16,620 I HAD A WORK PERMIT THAT SAID THAT I WAS 12. 444 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:18,457 CANADA'S A WEIRD PLACE. 445 00:16:18,457 --> 00:16:20,729 I LOVE YOU, AND I LOVE OUR FAMILY. 446 00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:23,635 BUT I NEED TO FEEL LIKE I'M DOING SOMETHING ON MY OWN. 447 00:16:23,635 --> 00:16:25,104 I -- I HAD NO IDEA THAT YOU WERE FEELING THIS. 448 00:16:25,104 --> 00:16:27,810 I LOVE THAT YOU WANT TO WORK. 449 00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:31,584 MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST CONSIDER SOMETHING LESS JACKIE-CENTRIC. 450 00:16:31,584 --> 00:16:33,655 SHE CALLED ME A ROBOT FACE. THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 451 00:16:33,655 --> 00:16:35,693 YOUR FACE IS TOTALLY REAL. 452 00:16:35,693 --> 00:16:37,697 WELL, THIS IS NICE. YEAH! 453 00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:43,074 OH, WAS THE PACE TOO SLOW? 454 00:16:43,074 --> 00:16:45,612 OH, NO. IT JUST SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE PICKING IT UP A LITTLE. 455 00:16:45,612 --> 00:16:48,785 YEAH, WELL, STILL WARMING UP. 456 00:16:48,785 --> 00:16:51,691 MAYBE IT JUST SEEMED LIKE I WAS TOO FAST 457 00:16:51,691 --> 00:16:53,028 BECAUSE YOUR STRIDE IS SO SHORT. 458 00:16:53,028 --> 00:16:55,699 OH, I THINK MY STRIDE'S JUST FINE. 459 00:16:57,570 --> 00:16:59,073 [ GRUNTS ] ARE YOU OKAY WITH THE PACE? [ PANTING ] YEAH. 460 00:16:59,073 --> 00:17:00,209 I MEAN, THEY SAY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO 461 00:17:00,209 --> 00:17:02,113 BE ABLE TO HOLD A CONVERSATION, 462 00:17:02,113 --> 00:17:04,818 WHICH I'M HAVING ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEM WITH. 463 00:17:04,818 --> 00:17:05,954 [ PANTING ] ME NEITHER. OH, LOOK! 464 00:17:05,954 --> 00:17:07,590 THE KANGS ARE...MOVING! 465 00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:11,699 I HOPE... THEY LIKE...SACRA...MENTO! 466 00:17:11,699 --> 00:17:13,101 [ ALL GRUNTING ] 9... 467 00:17:13,101 --> 00:17:14,938 10! 468 00:17:14,938 --> 00:17:16,207 ALL RIGHT, LET'S HIT THE MATS. 469 00:17:16,207 --> 00:17:18,178 [ SIGHS ] 470 00:17:18,178 --> 00:17:20,049 OKAY, CLASS. 471 00:17:20,049 --> 00:17:23,556 I KNOW KARATE'S FUN AND YOU LOVE WATCHING ME BUST OUT MY MOVES, 472 00:17:23,556 --> 00:17:27,664 BUT WHAT IF YOU GET INTO A TOUGH SITUATION OUTSIDE THE DOJO? 473 00:17:27,664 --> 00:17:29,668 WHAT DO YOU DO THEN? 474 00:17:29,668 --> 00:17:33,142 LET'S IMAGINE THAT YOU'RE IN A...A MOVIE THEATER -- 475 00:17:33,142 --> 00:17:35,980 IT'S ONE OF THOSE FANCY-PANTS ASSIGNED-SEAT THEATERS -- 476 00:17:35,980 --> 00:17:38,653 AND THERE ARE TWO GUYS SITTING IN YOUR SEAT. 477 00:17:38,653 --> 00:17:40,991 WOW! THIS CLASS IS SO PRACTICAL. 478 00:17:40,991 --> 00:17:42,627 I KNOW. 479 00:17:42,627 --> 00:17:45,133 THEY WON'T MOVE, EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE SITTING IN YOUR SEATS. 480 00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:46,302 SO, WHAT DO YOU DO? 481 00:17:46,302 --> 00:17:47,972 [ GASPS ] UH-HUH? 482 00:17:47,972 --> 00:17:49,041 HAIL AN USHER. 483 00:17:49,041 --> 00:17:50,811 TOTALLY. 484 00:17:50,811 --> 00:17:54,017 YOU COULD DO THAT IF YOU DON'T MIND PEOPLE LAUGHING AT YOU. 485 00:17:54,886 --> 00:17:56,823 OR YOU CAN KICK SOME ASS. 486 00:17:56,823 --> 00:17:58,059 ZACHARY, SAMANTHA. 487 00:18:00,598 --> 00:18:02,668 GET OUT OF MY SEAT. 488 00:18:02,668 --> 00:18:04,004 NO? 489 00:18:05,073 --> 00:18:07,612 HYAH! PETE: HANG ON. 490 00:18:07,612 --> 00:18:09,081 THIS IS THE REAL WORLD. 491 00:18:09,081 --> 00:18:11,753 THERE ARE RAMIFICATIONS. WHAT IF THOSE GUYS SUE YOU? 492 00:18:11,753 --> 00:18:12,922 [ CHUCKLES ] 493 00:18:12,922 --> 00:18:15,059 GOOD LUCK SUING ME WITH NO TEETH. 494 00:18:15,059 --> 00:18:18,099 OKAY, SENSEI RICK, HERE COME THE COPS. 495 00:18:18,099 --> 00:18:19,235 THEY'VE GOT GUNS. 496 00:18:19,235 --> 00:18:22,275 HEY, COPS, GUESS WHAT. I HAVE GUNS, TOO. 497 00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:23,644 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO. 498 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:24,746 YOU'RE TRYING TO EMBARRASS ME 499 00:18:24,746 --> 00:18:27,618 BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN CIVILIZATION. 500 00:18:27,618 --> 00:18:32,261 I COULD CHOOSE TO KICK ASS, BUT I DON'T. 501 00:18:32,261 --> 00:18:33,730 OH. COULD YOU? 502 00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:35,034 YEAH. WELL, PROVE IT. 503 00:18:35,034 --> 00:18:38,140 PROVE TO ME THAT IT'S A CHOICE. 504 00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:41,079 [ SIGHS ] 505 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,162 HYAH! AAH! 506 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:50,130 OOH! AAH! 507 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,834 [ GROANS ] YIKES! 508 00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:53,303 OH, DAD! 509 00:18:53,303 --> 00:18:56,276 MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAIL AN USHER TO BREAK THE BOARD FOR YOU. 510 00:18:56,276 --> 00:18:58,046 [ SCREAMS ] 511 00:18:58,046 --> 00:18:59,249 [ GASPS ] 512 00:18:59,249 --> 00:19:01,787 YES! UNBELIEVABLE! 513 00:19:01,787 --> 00:19:06,062 ♪♪♪ 514 00:19:10,305 --> 00:19:12,743 ♪ YOU WERE BORN WITH A RAINBOW AFRO ♪ 515 00:19:12,743 --> 00:19:14,913 ♪ SING IT LOUD, GET READY FOR THE LATE SHOW ♪ 516 00:19:14,913 --> 00:19:16,917 ♪ SHOW YOUR MAMMA WHAT YOU'RE STORING IN YOUR BACKPACK ♪ 517 00:19:16,917 --> 00:19:19,056 ♪ NOW YOU'RE READY TO SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT ♪ 518 00:19:19,056 --> 00:19:22,095 ♪ OOH ♪ 519 00:19:22,095 --> 00:19:23,398 AAH! 520 00:19:23,398 --> 00:19:24,834 AAH! 521 00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:26,370 OH, DAD, ARE YOU OKAY? HOW'S YOUR HAND? 522 00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:28,708 I'M IN A LOT OF PAIN. OH, I BET. 523 00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:31,013 PRETTY SURE IT'S BROKEN. OH. 524 00:19:31,013 --> 00:19:32,984 THAT DEFINITELY WAS NOT WORTH IT. 525 00:19:32,984 --> 00:19:34,286 HERE. 526 00:19:34,286 --> 00:19:35,856 WHAT'S THIS? 527 00:19:35,856 --> 00:19:37,159 IT'S A PEANUT-BUTTER-AND-JELLY SANDWICH. 528 00:19:37,159 --> 00:19:38,696 IT'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE A SNAKE. 529 00:19:38,696 --> 00:19:40,098 IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS. 530 00:19:40,098 --> 00:19:42,202 OH, MY GOD. I MADE 10 OF THESE AND GAVE THEM TO KIDS TODAY. 531 00:19:42,202 --> 00:19:45,041 YIKES. SEE, JACKIE, I CAN'T DO THIS, YOU KNOW? 532 00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:46,378 FOXED LUNCH IS YOUR BABY. 533 00:19:46,378 --> 00:19:48,081 YOU'RE THE SANDWICH ARTIST. I'M... 534 00:19:48,081 --> 00:19:49,384 A RAT-RACER, 535 00:19:49,384 --> 00:19:51,288 CHASING RATS UP THE CORPORATE LADDER WITH A BRIEFCASE 536 00:19:51,288 --> 00:19:52,323 WHERE YOUR HEART SHOULD BE? 537 00:19:52,323 --> 00:19:54,059 WHAT WERE YOU GONNA SAY? 538 00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:58,067 WELL, I WAS GONNA SAY I'M MORE BUSINESS-MINDED, BUT, UM... 539 00:19:58,067 --> 00:20:00,038 [ CHUCKLES ] OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT THAT, SO... 540 00:20:00,038 --> 00:20:03,312 FOXED LUNCH IS ALL YOURS. 541 00:20:03,312 --> 00:20:05,750 HUH. 542 00:20:06,351 --> 00:20:08,088 HEY, ROBOT FACE. 543 00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:12,196 ARE YOU PROGRAMMED TO CUT YOURSELF A LITTLE BUT OF SLACK? 544 00:20:12,196 --> 00:20:16,204 SO, YOU TRIED SOMETHING NEW AND YOU'RE 0 FOR 1 -- BIG WHOOP. 545 00:20:16,204 --> 00:20:20,045 I'M LIKE 6 FOR 93, AND TWO OF THEM I SETTLED OUT OF COURT. 546 00:20:20,045 --> 00:20:21,047 [ CHUCKLES ] 547 00:20:21,047 --> 00:20:22,350 YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. 548 00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:24,220 THANKS, JACKIE. OH, UH, BEFORE YOU GO, 549 00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:27,160 I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY LATEST BUSINESS VENTURE. 550 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,095 WHAT ABOUT FOXED LUNCH? 551 00:20:28,095 --> 00:20:29,899 FOXED WHAT? 552 00:20:29,899 --> 00:20:31,268 OH, OH! NO. 553 00:20:31,268 --> 00:20:33,940 THIS IS A VERY EXPENSIVE HOBBY, NOT A PROFITABLE BUSINESS. 554 00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:36,913 RIGHT. WELL, UH, JACKIE, GOOD LUCK WITH WHATEVER IT IS. 555 00:20:36,913 --> 00:20:40,287 I'M SURE IT'LL BE VERY...SPECIFIC. 556 00:20:40,287 --> 00:20:42,156 OH, IT IS! IT IS! 557 00:20:42,156 --> 00:20:45,197 MAY I INTEREST YOU IN THE PUPPY PONCHO? 558 00:20:45,197 --> 00:20:48,203 I KNOW I'LL BE KICKING MYSELF LATER, BUT, UH, DEFINITELY NO. 559 00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:50,907 NO WAY YOU WON'T BE REGRETTING THAT -- 560 00:20:50,907 --> 00:20:53,040 YEAH, I DIDN'T REALLY BUY IT MYSELF. 561 00:20:54,410 --> 00:20:55,829 IS IT BROKEN? NO. 562 00:20:55,829 --> 00:20:57,966 IT'S SPRAINED, ISN'T IT? NO. 563 00:20:57,966 --> 00:21:00,939 AAH! ACETAMINOPHEN, ICE. 564 00:21:00,939 --> 00:21:02,943 HYAH! AAH! 565 00:21:02,943 --> 00:21:04,145 I CAN'T BELIEVE I THOUGHT 566 00:21:04,145 --> 00:21:06,717 I HAD TO SHOW THE BOYS HOW TOUGH I AM. 567 00:21:06,717 --> 00:21:07,886 PETER, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY PARENT OUT THERE 568 00:21:07,886 --> 00:21:09,990 WHO'S EVER DONE SOMETHING RIDICULOUS 569 00:21:09,990 --> 00:21:11,278 TO TEACH THEIR CHILDREN A LESSON. 570 00:21:11,278 --> 00:21:12,179 YOU TOO, HUH? 571 00:21:12,179 --> 00:21:13,346 NO. 572 00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:19,452 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 573 00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:21,288 NEW SHOES. 574 00:21:22,622 --> 00:21:24,624 OH, MY GOD. [ SIGHS ]