1 00:00:01,647 --> 00:00:04,252 [ BIRDS CHIRPING, PETE COUGHING ] 2 00:00:04,252 --> 00:00:08,128 PETE? 3 00:00:08,128 --> 00:00:09,564 [ GROANS ] 4 00:00:09,564 --> 00:00:11,134 I THINK I'M SICK. 5 00:00:11,134 --> 00:00:12,504 DID YOU SLEEP IN HERE ALL NIGHT? 6 00:00:12,504 --> 00:00:14,107 I DIDN'T WANT TO GET YOU SICK. 7 00:00:14,107 --> 00:00:15,778 PLUS, I NEEDED TO BE NEAR A TOILET. 8 00:00:15,778 --> 00:00:17,147 AND NOW WE'RE MARRIED. 9 00:00:17,147 --> 00:00:19,152 WHAT TIME IS IT? [ SIGHS ] 10 00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:21,156 I HAVE TO CHAPERONE WARREN'S FIELD TRIP. 11 00:00:21,156 --> 00:00:22,258 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. [ COUGHS ] 12 00:00:22,258 --> 00:00:24,296 YEP. FEVER. 13 00:00:24,296 --> 00:00:25,532 YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 14 00:00:25,532 --> 00:00:27,570 YOU COULD WIPE OUT AN ENTIRE CLASS OF SOPHOMORES. 15 00:00:27,570 --> 00:00:29,073 NOBODY CARES ABOUT SOPHOMORES. 16 00:00:29,073 --> 00:00:31,178 NO, GET BACK IN YOUR GERM TUB, ALL RIGHT? 17 00:00:31,178 --> 00:00:32,313 [ GROANS ] YOU'RE STAYING HERE. 18 00:00:32,313 --> 00:00:34,150 I'LL GO ON THE FIELD TRIP. 19 00:00:34,150 --> 00:00:35,821 THANK YOU. OF COURSE. 20 00:00:35,821 --> 00:00:39,328 OH, ONE MORE THING -- DIANE IS ALSO CHAPERONING. 21 00:00:40,732 --> 00:00:42,369 ARE YOU SMILING? H, WHAT? 22 00:00:42,369 --> 00:00:45,108 DID YOU JUST SMILE? WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE. 23 00:00:45,108 --> 00:00:48,582 [ CHUCKLING ] OH. I-I -- I'VE BEEN WANTING TO GET OUT OF IT FOR WEEKS. 24 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:50,387 I JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW UNTIL TO-- 25 00:00:50,387 --> 00:00:52,658 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU CALLING A DOCTOR? 26 00:00:52,658 --> 00:00:55,163 NO, UH, A HEALER. 27 00:00:55,163 --> 00:00:57,201 HI. JACKIE, IT'S KATE. 28 00:00:57,201 --> 00:00:59,372 NO. LISTEN, PETE'S NOT FEELING VERY WELL TODAY. 29 00:00:59,372 --> 00:01:01,176 COULD YOU COME BY AND CHECK ON HIM? NO. 30 00:01:01,176 --> 00:01:02,579 NO. [ GROANS ] I'M SORRY I SMILED. 31 00:01:02,579 --> 00:01:03,848 I TAKE THE SMILE BACK. COME ON. 32 00:01:03,848 --> 00:01:07,189 OH, OF COURSE YOU CAN PUT LEAVES IN OUR JUICER. 33 00:01:07,189 --> 00:01:08,392 BYE. [ TELEPHONE BEEPS ] 34 00:01:08,392 --> 00:01:11,198 I SEE YOUR DIANE, AND I RAISE YOU A JACKIE. 35 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:16,342 CAN SOMEONE COME IN AND KILL ME? 36 00:01:19,149 --> 00:01:22,155 ♪♪♪ 37 00:01:28,870 --> 00:01:31,175 YOU EXCITED ABOUT THE FIELD TRIP? 38 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:32,644 [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH, IT'S FAKE SCHOOL. 39 00:01:32,644 --> 00:01:34,549 AND I SAVED UP ALL MY ALLOWANCE FOR THE GIFT SHOP. 40 00:01:34,549 --> 00:01:36,420 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BUY AT THE GIFT SHOP? 41 00:01:36,420 --> 00:01:38,157 AW, GEE, I DON'T KNOW, KATE. 42 00:01:38,157 --> 00:01:40,696 OH, HOW ABOUT A WHISTLE THAT MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE A FROG? 43 00:01:41,598 --> 00:01:43,268 AHH. ARE YOU EXCITED? 44 00:01:43,268 --> 00:01:46,742 YEAH, I GET TO YELL AT KIDS AND HANG OUT WITH YOUR MOM... 45 00:01:46,742 --> 00:01:49,481 FOR EIGHT HOURS... IN A MUSEUM. 46 00:01:49,481 --> 00:01:52,288 YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT HER MAKING YOU FEEL STUPID, AREN'T YOU? 47 00:01:52,288 --> 00:01:53,657 OH. WELL, THANKS, WARREN. 48 00:01:53,657 --> 00:01:55,361 I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT ANGLE. 49 00:01:55,361 --> 00:01:59,236 SOMETIMES I JUST WISH SHE WERE A LITTLE NICER TO ME. 50 00:01:59,236 --> 00:02:01,909 MAYBE SHE NEEDS TO GET SOME. WARREN! 51 00:02:01,909 --> 00:02:03,946 [ GASPS ] [ TIRES SCREECH ] 52 00:02:03,946 --> 00:02:06,218 [ HORNS HONK ] [ SIGHS ] THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 53 00:02:06,218 --> 00:02:08,290 BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE SAYING THAT. 54 00:02:08,290 --> 00:02:10,194 OH, LOOK, KATE, WE'RE BOTH ADULTS HERE, 55 00:02:10,194 --> 00:02:11,864 AND I THINK IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE 56 00:02:11,864 --> 00:02:14,236 THAT WHEN PEOPLE GET SOME, THEY RELAX. 57 00:02:14,236 --> 00:02:16,240 YEAH. I KNOW. 58 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,679 I'M JUST SURPRISED TO HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR MOM HAVING SEX. 59 00:02:18,679 --> 00:02:20,549 THAT'S WHAT "GET SOME" MEANS? 60 00:02:21,618 --> 00:02:23,222 WHAT'D YOU THINK IT MEANT? 61 00:02:23,222 --> 00:02:25,227 I DON'T KNOW -- GET SOME CHIPS, A BLANKET, 62 00:02:25,227 --> 00:02:26,395 WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY. 63 00:02:26,395 --> 00:02:28,399 YOU KNOW, "GET SOME..." FILL IN THE BLANK. 64 00:02:28,399 --> 00:02:30,471 WARREN, IT MEANS "SEX," AND THAT'S OKAY. 65 00:02:30,471 --> 00:02:32,542 YOU KNOW, WHEN -- WHEN PEOPLE ARE GETTING IT 66 00:02:32,542 --> 00:02:34,312 ON THE REGULAR, THEY CHILL OUT. 67 00:02:34,312 --> 00:02:36,351 AND FRANKLY, YOUR IDEA'S A GOOD ONE. 68 00:02:36,351 --> 00:02:39,290 YOUR MOM NEEDS TO GET SOME... SEX. 69 00:02:39,290 --> 00:02:41,262 EXACTLY. 70 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:43,699 SHE NEEDS TO GET SOME SEX... 71 00:02:43,699 --> 00:02:45,270 ALL RIGHT. [ CLEARS THROAT ] 72 00:02:45,270 --> 00:02:47,909 ...WITH ANOTHER MAN. 73 00:02:50,615 --> 00:02:52,286 HEY, EVERYTHING OKAY, BERTIE? 74 00:02:52,286 --> 00:02:55,358 CAN YOU SIGN DAD'S SIGNATURE? 75 00:02:55,358 --> 00:02:56,628 NOW, THAT DEPENDS. 76 00:02:56,628 --> 00:02:57,597 IS IT FOR A FIELD TRIP OR BECAUSE YOU'RE IN TROUBLE? 77 00:02:57,597 --> 00:02:59,668 TROUBLE. THEN NO. 78 00:02:59,668 --> 00:03:01,271 THEN FIELD TRIP. 79 00:03:01,271 --> 00:03:03,610 [ SIGHING ] OKAY, WHAT DID YOU DO? 80 00:03:03,610 --> 00:03:07,351 "BERT HAS HAD TO SIT OUT OF RECESS TWO DAYS IN A ROW 81 00:03:07,351 --> 00:03:10,458 FOR INTERRUPTING CLASS WITH EXCESSIVE SILLINESS." 82 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:11,928 WHAT WERE YOU DOING? 83 00:03:11,928 --> 00:03:12,897 NOTHING. 84 00:03:12,897 --> 00:03:14,867 JUST READING QUIETLY, 85 00:03:14,867 --> 00:03:17,373 SOMETIMES A LITTLE DANCING, A FEW BERTWHEELS. 86 00:03:17,373 --> 00:03:20,680 BERTWHEELS? THEY'RE LIKE CARTWHEELS BUT WITH SCREAMING. 87 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,584 MS. WICKERSHAM'S YOUR TEACHER, RIGHT? 88 00:03:22,584 --> 00:03:24,856 YEAH. SHE WAS MY TEACHER. [ CHUCKLES ] 89 00:03:24,856 --> 00:03:26,995 SHE ADORES ME. 90 00:03:26,995 --> 00:03:29,567 YOUR BIG SISTER'S GONNA HOOK YOU UP. 91 00:03:29,567 --> 00:03:30,902 YAY! 92 00:03:30,902 --> 00:03:32,439 [ SCREAMING ] 93 00:03:32,439 --> 00:03:33,776 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 94 00:03:33,776 --> 00:03:35,980 BERTWHEELS! [ CONTINUES SCREAMING ] 95 00:03:36,949 --> 00:03:40,356 WHOA. LOOK WHO HIT THE WALL REAL HARD. 96 00:03:40,356 --> 00:03:41,860 WOW, I'M GLAD I SOLD HIGH. 97 00:03:41,860 --> 00:03:44,065 [ SNIFFS ] OHH. EW. OKAY. 98 00:03:44,065 --> 00:03:46,604 PERFECT. I AM NOT DRINKING THAT. 99 00:03:46,604 --> 00:03:48,007 OKAY. 100 00:03:48,007 --> 00:03:50,345 SO, HERE'S THE DEAL. COOL? 101 00:03:50,345 --> 00:03:52,015 THIS IS GONNA GO IN YOU, ONE HOLE OR ANOTHER. 102 00:03:52,015 --> 00:03:55,022 I CHOOSE MOUTH. 103 00:03:55,022 --> 00:03:57,694 IF I DRINK THIS, YOU'LL LEAVE? 104 00:03:57,694 --> 00:03:58,997 UH, YEAH. MM. 105 00:04:00,735 --> 00:04:04,041 MORE. MORE. MORE. [ GULPING ] 106 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,382 MM. BYE-BYE. 107 00:04:07,382 --> 00:04:09,854 I HAVE TO STAY AND CHECK YOUR PUPILS IN AN HOUR -- 108 00:04:09,854 --> 00:04:12,326 MAKE SURE I USED THE RIGHT KIND OF MUSHROOM. 109 00:04:12,326 --> 00:04:15,065 RIGHT KIND OF MUSHROOM? YEAH. 110 00:04:15,065 --> 00:04:17,370 GIVE ME THAT. 111 00:04:17,370 --> 00:04:18,774 NO TALKING. OKAY? 112 00:04:18,774 --> 00:04:19,976 'CAUSE YOU NEED TO REST. 113 00:04:22,115 --> 00:04:24,420 [ INDISTINCT TALKING ] 114 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:29,931 DIANE: THEY CROSSED THE LAND BRIDGE, AND THEY CAME AND SETTLED HERE. 115 00:04:29,931 --> 00:04:31,602 SO YOU'VE GOT FIVE MINUTES TO GO LOOK 116 00:04:31,602 --> 00:04:33,105 AT THE MONGOLIAN STRUCTURE, OKAY? 117 00:04:33,105 --> 00:04:35,109 HI, DIANE. SO -- KATE, GOOD. 118 00:04:35,109 --> 00:04:36,913 THIS IS WHAT I NEED -- 119 00:04:36,913 --> 00:04:39,987 "A" KIDS SHOULD BE COMING OUT OF THE HALL OF BIRDS RIGHT NOW. 120 00:04:39,987 --> 00:04:41,790 THEN WE'LL SEND HALF OF THEM UP TO THE WHALES 121 00:04:41,790 --> 00:04:43,929 AND THE OTHER HALF DOWN TO THE ASIAN TAPESTRIES, OKAY? 122 00:04:43,929 --> 00:04:45,064 OKAY. [ CHUCKLES ] GOOD. 123 00:04:45,064 --> 00:04:46,668 SO, HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND? 124 00:04:46,668 --> 00:04:48,071 ANYWAY, I JUST WENT TO THE BATHROOM, 125 00:04:48,071 --> 00:04:49,574 SO NOW'S A GOOD TIME FOR YOU TO GO. 126 00:04:49,574 --> 00:04:51,812 THEN WE WILL ROUND UP GROUP "B," CHECK THE WORK SHEETS, 127 00:04:51,812 --> 00:04:53,115 MAKE SURE THEY'RE NOT CHEATING, 128 00:04:53,115 --> 00:04:55,387 AND I WILL EAVESDROP ON GROUP "C." 129 00:04:55,387 --> 00:04:56,523 EAVESDROP? 130 00:04:56,523 --> 00:05:00,431 YES, KATE, 90% OF CHAPERONING IS PREVENTION. 131 00:05:00,431 --> 00:05:05,542 JACOB WANTED TO FEEL UP...A DINOSAUR. 132 00:05:05,542 --> 00:05:07,547 MY EAVESDROPPING PREVENTED THAT, 133 00:05:07,547 --> 00:05:10,018 AND NOW HE IS GOING HOME ON THE EARLY BUS. 134 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:12,692 SPEAKING OF FEELING UP -- SHH. 135 00:05:12,692 --> 00:05:14,429 TEENAGERS. EAVESDROPPING. 136 00:05:16,132 --> 00:05:17,769 OH, HEY, DIANE. 137 00:05:17,769 --> 00:05:20,074 LOOK AT THOSE TWO LOVEBIRDS, HUH? 138 00:05:20,074 --> 00:05:23,882 EVEN ALL THOSE HUNDREDS OF... THOUSANDS OF... 139 00:05:23,882 --> 00:05:27,590 SO LONG AGO, LOVE CONQUERED ALL. 140 00:05:27,590 --> 00:05:29,629 YOU KNOW? I MEAN, LOOK -- LOOK AT HER FACE. 141 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:33,136 SHE'S SO HAPPY AND SATISFIED AND -- 142 00:05:33,136 --> 00:05:34,840 KATE. YEAH? 143 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:36,777 GO TO THE BATHROOM. 144 00:05:36,777 --> 00:05:38,114 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 145 00:05:38,114 --> 00:05:39,917 PHONE. 146 00:05:39,917 --> 00:05:41,721 GROUP "C." [ WHISTLES ] 147 00:05:41,721 --> 00:05:42,757 HI, SWEETIE. 148 00:05:42,757 --> 00:05:44,460 HEY, IT'S ME. I'M ON THE HOUSE PHONE. 149 00:05:44,460 --> 00:05:45,797 I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME. 150 00:05:45,797 --> 00:05:47,133 I'M -- I'M REALLY IN TROUBLE HERE. 151 00:05:47,133 --> 00:05:49,204 I NEED YOU TO COME HOME AND GET JACKIE -- 152 00:05:49,204 --> 00:05:50,808 [ CLICK ] KATE? 153 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:53,146 PETE? 154 00:05:53,146 --> 00:05:55,151 KATE? HELLO? 155 00:05:55,151 --> 00:06:00,762 WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NOT TALKING TO ANYBODY? 156 00:06:00,762 --> 00:06:03,068 I WAS JUST CALLING KATE. 157 00:06:03,068 --> 00:06:05,807 WELL, DON'T DO IT AGAIN, 158 00:06:05,807 --> 00:06:08,980 'CAUSE YOU NEED YOUR REST, SILLY. 159 00:06:08,980 --> 00:06:10,016 HMM? 160 00:06:11,653 --> 00:06:14,993 [ DOOR HINGES CREAK ] 161 00:06:14,993 --> 00:06:17,132 [ LOCK CLICKS ] 162 00:06:17,132 --> 00:06:18,201 [ GASPS ] 163 00:06:18,201 --> 00:06:19,604 WHAT IS A HERBIVORE? 164 00:06:19,604 --> 00:06:20,906 KATE: HEY. WARREN. 165 00:06:20,906 --> 00:06:23,112 OH, WE -- WE WERE WORKING IN GROUPS. 166 00:06:23,112 --> 00:06:25,149 HERE. GO WRAP THIS UP. 167 00:06:25,149 --> 00:06:27,054 THANKS, MAN. OKAY, LISTEN. 168 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,256 HOW GOOD ARE YOU AT MATCHMAKING? 169 00:06:28,256 --> 00:06:29,893 WHO ARE WE MAKING MATCH? YOUR MOM. 170 00:06:29,893 --> 00:06:31,997 MY MOM? YEAH. YOU COOL WITH THIS? 171 00:06:31,997 --> 00:06:33,267 [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH, SURE. 172 00:06:33,267 --> 00:06:35,271 IT'LL KILL SOME HOURS BEFORE WE GO TO THE GIFT SHOP. 173 00:06:35,271 --> 00:06:36,908 MAN: THANK YOU FOR PLAYING WITH US. 174 00:06:36,908 --> 00:06:39,680 LOOK AT THIS. 175 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,151 TV. 176 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:44,057 AN ELECTRONIC BOOK? UGH. 177 00:06:44,057 --> 00:06:46,162 DON'T YOU REALIZE ALL THIS MODERN CRAP 178 00:06:46,162 --> 00:06:48,132 IS THE REASON THAT YOU'RE SICK TO BEGIN WITH? 179 00:06:48,132 --> 00:06:51,641 OR MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE MY SECRETARY SNEEZED IN MY EYE. 180 00:06:51,641 --> 00:06:52,776 OH, YEAH. 181 00:06:52,776 --> 00:06:56,150 YOU RAT-RACERS WITH YOUR 80-HOUR WORK WEEKS. 182 00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:58,789 LOOK AT ME -- I WORK FIVE HOURS A WEEK, 183 00:06:58,789 --> 00:07:00,126 AND I'VE NEVER BEEN SICK. 184 00:07:00,126 --> 00:07:01,763 JACKIE, I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD GO. 185 00:07:01,763 --> 00:07:03,065 I DON'T WANT TO GET YOU SICK. 186 00:07:03,065 --> 00:07:05,537 OH, DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT I SAID? [ COUGHS ] 187 00:07:05,537 --> 00:07:07,208 I SAID I HAVE NEVER BEEN SICK. 188 00:07:07,208 --> 00:07:08,945 UGH. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED? 189 00:07:08,945 --> 00:07:14,223 [ GROANS ] YOU NEED A NICE TIGHT SWADDLE. 190 00:07:14,223 --> 00:07:16,795 NO, PLEASE. DON'T SWADDLE. 191 00:07:16,795 --> 00:07:18,265 I WANT TO MOVE. 192 00:07:18,265 --> 00:07:20,002 THERE WE GO. [ GRUNTS ] JACKIE. 193 00:07:20,904 --> 00:07:23,076 BACK TO THE WOMB FOR YOU. 194 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:25,213 [ STRAINED ] JACKIE. 195 00:07:26,583 --> 00:07:30,258 OH, THERE HAS GOT TO BE SOMETHING IN THE WATER HERE, 196 00:07:30,258 --> 00:07:32,897 'CAUSE, MS. WICKERSHAM, YOU HAVE NOT AGED A DAY. 197 00:07:32,897 --> 00:07:35,035 IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 198 00:07:35,035 --> 00:07:37,340 OH, YOU KNOW, JUST WALKING MY LITTLE BROTHER TO SCHOOL. 199 00:07:37,340 --> 00:07:40,246 I'M HER BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER... 200 00:07:40,246 --> 00:07:41,650 AND FATHER. 201 00:07:41,650 --> 00:07:44,355 MY SISTER TOLD ME HOW MUCH YOU LOVE CUPCAKES, 202 00:07:44,355 --> 00:07:46,226 SO WE MADE YOU SOME. 203 00:07:46,226 --> 00:07:48,163 YES, AND FROM SCRATCH. [ CHUCKLES ] 204 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:50,168 NO BIGGIE. VERY THOUGHTFUL. 205 00:08:03,163 --> 00:08:05,368 WARREN: KATE. THIS IS LEIGH. 206 00:08:05,368 --> 00:08:07,974 HE LOVES TRAVEL, JAPANESE CULTURE, AND AYN RAND. 207 00:08:07,974 --> 00:08:09,611 HE'S KIND OF THE PERFECT MAN FOR MY MOM. 208 00:08:09,611 --> 00:08:11,848 I AM NOT A MAN. 209 00:08:11,848 --> 00:08:13,820 YEAH. SORRY. 210 00:08:13,820 --> 00:08:16,826 BUMMER. I MEAN, SHE WAS PERFECT. 211 00:08:16,826 --> 00:08:20,166 SARAH, SETH, STUART, YOU'RE A TABLE. 212 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,138 TARA, TRACEY, VICTOR, YOU'RE A TABLE. 213 00:08:22,138 --> 00:08:24,342 BUT I WANT TO SIT WITH MADISON AND ALEXA. 214 00:08:24,342 --> 00:08:26,347 YOU HAVE NO LEVERAGE HERE. SIT DOWN. 215 00:08:43,016 --> 00:08:45,255 WALK, PLEASE. WALK, PLEASE. 216 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:50,266 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 217 00:08:50,266 --> 00:08:52,671 HI. I'M KATE. ALSO A CHAPERONE. 218 00:08:52,671 --> 00:08:55,009 OH. RUSS BRADLEY MORRISON. 219 00:08:55,009 --> 00:08:57,247 OH. BRADY ROSS MORRISON'S FATHER? 220 00:08:57,247 --> 00:08:58,126 YEAH. WOW. 221 00:08:58,126 --> 00:09:00,330 WELL, DON'T LET ME KEEP YOU FROM YOUR...SANDWICH? 222 00:09:00,330 --> 00:09:02,569 NOPE, THAT'S JUST TWO PIECES OF BREAD AND KETCHUP. 223 00:09:02,569 --> 00:09:04,172 MAY I JOIN YOU? 224 00:09:04,172 --> 00:09:05,476 I THINK IT'S MORE EFFICIENT 225 00:09:05,476 --> 00:09:07,246 IF THE CHAPERONES SPREAD OUT, DON'T YOU? 226 00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:08,281 YEAH, TOTALLY. 227 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:11,287 SO, RUSS, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? 228 00:09:11,287 --> 00:09:13,593 M AND A. MIXED MARTIAL ARTS? 229 00:09:13,593 --> 00:09:15,096 MERGERS AND ACQUISITIONS. 230 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:17,735 WOW. ALSO COOL. [ CHUCKLES ] 231 00:09:17,735 --> 00:09:20,274 AND DOES THAT LEAVE TIME FOR ANY HOBBIES? 232 00:09:20,274 --> 00:09:21,443 I ROW. 233 00:09:21,443 --> 00:09:23,548 GREAT. WOW. COOL. 234 00:09:23,548 --> 00:09:28,292 AND, UH -- AND DOES YOUR WIFE ROW -- ROW? 235 00:09:28,292 --> 00:09:29,694 I'M DIVORCED. 236 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:32,267 MY EX-WIFE THOUGHT I WAS TOO HIGH-ACHIEVING AND INTENSE. 237 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:35,107 [ CHUCKLES ] 238 00:09:35,107 --> 00:09:38,180 THAT'S PERFECT. HMM. 239 00:09:38,180 --> 00:09:39,483 [ SIGHS ] 240 00:09:39,483 --> 00:09:41,520 SORRY, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION. 241 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:46,464 THIS IS OSCAR, OUR COLOMBIAN MAMMOTH. 242 00:09:46,464 --> 00:09:49,237 WOULDN'T WANT TO RUN INTO ONE OF THESE GUYS IN A DARK ALLEY. 243 00:09:49,237 --> 00:09:51,309 HE MIGHT EAT YOU. HIGHLY DOUBTFUL. 244 00:09:51,309 --> 00:09:53,814 UH, COLOMBIAN MAMMOTHS WERE HERBIVORES 245 00:09:53,814 --> 00:09:57,288 THAT CONSUMED UP TO 300 POUNDS OF VEGETATION A DAY. 246 00:09:57,288 --> 00:09:59,326 WELL, I'LL DEFINITELY CHECK ON THAT. 247 00:09:59,326 --> 00:10:00,829 OKAY. YOU GO CHECK. 248 00:10:00,829 --> 00:10:02,666 [ CLEARS THROAT ] HEY, DIANE. 249 00:10:02,666 --> 00:10:05,272 HMM? SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR EAVESDROPPING. 250 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,508 GET THIS. MM-HMM. 251 00:10:06,508 --> 00:10:08,779 SO, I'M CHAPERONING MY BRAINS OUT, OKAY? OH. 252 00:10:08,779 --> 00:10:11,453 AND I MEET THIS OTHER PARENT WHO SEEMS LIKE A REALLY GREAT GUY. 253 00:10:11,453 --> 00:10:13,190 CUTE AND SINGLE. 254 00:10:13,190 --> 00:10:16,329 DO YOU KNOW RUSS BRADLEY MORRISON? NO, AND I DON'T WANT TO. 255 00:10:16,329 --> 00:10:17,699 REALLY? MM-HMM. 256 00:10:17,699 --> 00:10:20,272 'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE YOU TWO WOULD REALLY HIT IT OFF. 257 00:10:20,272 --> 00:10:23,177 OHH, KATE. IS ALL THE WORLD A SEX CLUB TO YOU? 258 00:10:23,177 --> 00:10:25,549 GO PIMP SOMEONE ELSE, PLEASE. 259 00:10:27,287 --> 00:10:29,292 [ SIGHS ] 260 00:10:35,371 --> 00:10:38,478 HOW DID YOU ESCAPE, LITTLE BOO? 261 00:10:38,478 --> 00:10:40,215 I'M GOING TO THE DOCTOR. [ COUGHS ] 262 00:10:40,215 --> 00:10:41,284 NO, NO. 263 00:10:41,284 --> 00:10:43,188 YOU ARE IN NO CONDITION TO DRIVE -- 264 00:10:43,188 --> 00:10:44,758 NOT AFTER WHAT I PUT IN YOUR SYSTEM. 265 00:10:44,758 --> 00:10:47,631 YOU SAID THE SMOOTHIE WAS ALL HERBAL. 266 00:10:47,631 --> 00:10:52,308 IT WAS, BUT I PUT AN ASSLOAD OF CODEINE IN YOUR TEA. 267 00:10:52,308 --> 00:10:54,512 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. I'M GOING. 268 00:10:54,512 --> 00:10:57,820 WHOA! [ GRUNTS ] 269 00:10:57,820 --> 00:10:59,691 I'M OKAY. TOTALLY FINE. 270 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:03,199 [ GROANS ] [ SIGHS ] 271 00:11:03,199 --> 00:11:05,370 OH. GET BACK IN BED. 272 00:11:07,441 --> 00:11:08,577 [ SIGHS ] [ GRUNTS ] 273 00:11:08,577 --> 00:11:10,849 BERT, HERE'S YOUR QUIZ. 274 00:11:10,849 --> 00:11:12,886 THANK YOU, AND MAY I SAY YOU LOOK 275 00:11:12,886 --> 00:11:15,558 AS OLD AS YOU DID THIS MORNING? 276 00:11:15,558 --> 00:11:16,895 THANK YOU. 277 00:11:16,895 --> 00:11:19,267 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE HOMEMADE CUPCAKES? 278 00:11:19,267 --> 00:11:21,371 OR HALF MY SANDWICH FROM LUNCH -- 279 00:11:21,371 --> 00:11:22,875 IT'S CREAM CHEESE AND JELLY. 280 00:11:22,875 --> 00:11:24,812 BERT, ARE YOU DOING ALL THIS 'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT ME 281 00:11:24,812 --> 00:11:26,282 TO KEEP YOU OUT OF RECESS AGAIN? 282 00:11:26,282 --> 00:11:27,886 YES, HILLARY TOLD ME TO. 283 00:11:27,886 --> 00:11:31,326 AND YOU'RE SMART, AND YOUR EYES SPARKLE LIKE THE OCEAN. 284 00:11:31,326 --> 00:11:33,932 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET RECESS BACK 285 00:11:33,932 --> 00:11:37,373 IS CONTROL BODY AND KEEP THE BERTWHEELS OUTSIDE. 286 00:11:37,373 --> 00:11:39,310 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SUCH A SUCK-UP. 287 00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:41,248 WHAT'S A SUCK-UP? YOUR SISTER. 288 00:11:42,384 --> 00:11:43,921 I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT. 289 00:11:45,357 --> 00:11:48,330 THIS CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED. 290 00:11:50,367 --> 00:11:52,941 WHAT CONVERSATION? 291 00:11:52,941 --> 00:11:55,345 WHAT? SHE ACTUALLY SAID THAT? 292 00:11:55,345 --> 00:12:00,289 YEAH, BUT THIS CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED. 293 00:12:00,289 --> 00:12:02,628 [ SIGHS ] 294 00:12:02,628 --> 00:12:04,432 SHE CALLED ME A SUCK-UP? 295 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:08,774 [ SIGHS ] 296 00:12:08,774 --> 00:12:09,844 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 297 00:12:09,844 --> 00:12:12,483 I AM GOING TO GIVE MS. WICKERSHAM 298 00:12:12,483 --> 00:12:15,256 A PIECE OF MY MIND... 299 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:16,926 AND BRING HER THIS APPLE. 300 00:12:18,663 --> 00:12:20,000 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 301 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,904 HEY, DIANE. OH. 302 00:12:21,904 --> 00:12:23,574 UH, ME AND WARREN WERE GONNA GO ROAM AROUND. 303 00:12:23,574 --> 00:12:24,876 YOU SHOULD COME WITH. 304 00:12:24,876 --> 00:12:27,950 AND GIVE UP MY PLACE IN LINE FOR THE ORCHID PAVILION? 305 00:12:27,950 --> 00:12:29,320 [ CHUCKLES ] 306 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:30,756 THANKS FOR THE COMEDY ENTERTAINMENT, KATE. 307 00:12:30,756 --> 00:12:32,326 THE ORCHID PAVILION? 308 00:12:32,326 --> 00:12:35,333 OH, IT IS THE CENTERPIECE OF THIS MUSEUM, 309 00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:37,370 AND THEY ONLY LET IN A FEW PEOPLE AT A TIME 310 00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:38,774 TO MAXIMIZE THE TRANQUIL BEAUTY. 311 00:12:38,774 --> 00:12:40,878 OKAY. MM. GO. 312 00:12:40,878 --> 00:12:42,849 BACK OF THE LINE. GO AHEAD. 313 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:47,693 WARREN, WE HAVE GOT TO GET YOUR MOM AND RUSS BRADLEY MORRISON 314 00:12:47,693 --> 00:12:49,363 INTO THE ORCHID PAVILION TOGETHER. 315 00:12:49,363 --> 00:12:50,365 OKAY. BOW-CHICKA-BOW-BOW. 316 00:12:50,365 --> 00:12:52,403 CHICKA-CHICKA-BOOM. OOH, YEAH! 317 00:12:52,403 --> 00:12:53,472 WHAT ARE WE -- WHAT ARE WE SINGING? NEVER MIND. 318 00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:54,641 JUST -- WHERE'S OUR MAN? 319 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,379 OH, RIGHT THERE. 320 00:12:56,379 --> 00:12:58,683 OH, NO. THEY'LL NEVER GET IN AT THE SAME TIME. 321 00:12:58,683 --> 00:12:59,886 OH, UH, I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU. 322 00:12:59,886 --> 00:13:01,356 WATCH ME CRANK UP THE RUMOR MILL. 323 00:13:01,356 --> 00:13:02,626 HEY, GUYS. GUYS. 324 00:13:02,626 --> 00:13:04,529 THERE'S GONNA BE A FIGHT IN THE PLEISTOCENE ROOM. 325 00:13:04,529 --> 00:13:05,733 PASS IT ON. HEY, GUYS. 326 00:13:05,733 --> 00:13:07,335 THERE'S GONNA BE A FIGHT IN THE PLEISTOCENE ROOM. 327 00:13:07,335 --> 00:13:08,605 PLEISTOCENE ROOM. LET'S GO. COME ON. 328 00:13:08,605 --> 00:13:09,607 LET'S GO. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. YEAH. 329 00:13:09,607 --> 00:13:10,777 BOY: COME ON. COME ON. LET'S GO. 330 00:13:10,777 --> 00:13:12,079 GET ON IT. 331 00:13:12,079 --> 00:13:13,416 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 332 00:13:13,416 --> 00:13:15,387 THANK YOU. 333 00:13:15,387 --> 00:13:16,990 KATE: OH. [ CLEARS THROAT ] 334 00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,770 THANK YOU. ENJOY THE EXHIBIT. 335 00:13:25,909 --> 00:13:28,048 [ INDISTINCT DISTORTED VOICES ] 336 00:13:28,048 --> 00:13:30,787 [ PETE PANTING ] 337 00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:35,731 HELP. 338 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:38,503 [ DOOR HINGES CREAK ] 339 00:13:45,753 --> 00:13:50,429 [ DISTORTED APPLAUSE ] 340 00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:52,868 [ DISTORTED ] A MAN. 341 00:13:52,868 --> 00:13:54,740 [ DISTORTED ] HOW ARE YOU OUT OF BED? 342 00:13:54,740 --> 00:13:57,111 [ NORMAL VOICE ] THERE WAS ENOUGH CODEINE IN THAT TEA 343 00:13:57,111 --> 00:13:58,614 TO KNOCK A BEAR OUT. 344 00:13:58,614 --> 00:14:00,686 WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN MY HOUSE? 345 00:14:00,686 --> 00:14:03,124 THERE'S NO PEOPLE. 346 00:14:03,124 --> 00:14:04,594 THAT'S A HALLUCINATION. 347 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,030 SO, GO BACK TO SLEEP. 348 00:14:09,138 --> 00:14:10,607 SLEEP. SL-- 349 00:14:10,607 --> 00:14:12,110 I COMMAND IT. SLEEP. 350 00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:15,919 [ INSECTS CHIRPING, WATER RUNNING ] 351 00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:17,155 MM. 352 00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:21,130 KATE: THAT'S RIGHT, RUSS BRADLEY MORRISON. 353 00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:23,134 YOU KNOW YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE. 354 00:14:23,134 --> 00:14:28,179 RUSS: IN THE MIDDLE AGES, ORCHIDS WERE CONSIDERED AN APHRODISIAC, 355 00:14:28,179 --> 00:14:30,884 BUT THE ONLY THING TURNING ME ON IN THIS ROOM 356 00:14:30,884 --> 00:14:33,089 ARE THE CURVES OF YOUR PANTSUIT. 357 00:14:36,764 --> 00:14:40,104 KISS ME LIKE YOU DID AT THE INDIAN HERITAGE MUSEUM. 358 00:14:40,104 --> 00:14:42,476 BEHIND THE POTAWATOMI LODGE? [ CHUCKLES ] 359 00:14:42,476 --> 00:14:43,712 MM. [ CHUCKLES ] 360 00:14:43,712 --> 00:14:45,684 OH, MY GOD! 361 00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:47,588 DIANE: [ GASPS ] 362 00:14:47,588 --> 00:14:49,225 WH-- WHAT'S GOING ON? 363 00:14:49,225 --> 00:14:50,227 YOU KNOW HIM. 364 00:14:50,227 --> 00:14:51,864 UH, NO. NO. I DON'T. 365 00:14:51,864 --> 00:14:53,734 HERE WE GO AGAIN. UNBELIEVABLE. 366 00:14:53,734 --> 00:14:56,507 SHE DOES KNOW ME. SHE KNOWS ME VERY WELL. 367 00:14:56,507 --> 00:14:57,877 SHE'S BEEN TO MY CONDO... 368 00:14:57,877 --> 00:15:00,917 BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN SEEING EACH OTHER FOR TWO YEARS. 369 00:15:00,917 --> 00:15:01,919 UGH. 370 00:15:01,919 --> 00:15:05,026 I AM NOT A CHEAP MUSEUM BOOTY CALL. 371 00:15:05,026 --> 00:15:07,097 I'M A MAN, DIANE. 372 00:15:07,097 --> 00:15:08,934 [ SIGHS ] 373 00:15:08,934 --> 00:15:10,471 RUSS BRADLEY. 374 00:15:10,471 --> 00:15:11,473 IT'S OVER. 375 00:15:11,473 --> 00:15:12,776 OH, I'M SORRY. 376 00:15:12,776 --> 00:15:15,115 WE ONLY OPEN THIS DOOR EVERY 10 MINUTES 377 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:18,121 TO PROVIDE THE PROPER, UH, HUMIDITY FOR THE ORCHIDS. 378 00:15:18,121 --> 00:15:20,526 SO YOU'VE GOT SIX MINUTES. 379 00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:31,216 WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, 380 00:15:31,216 --> 00:15:33,722 BUT I SURE LEARNED A TON ABOUT ORCHIDS TODAY. 381 00:15:33,722 --> 00:15:36,828 HOW DARE YOU MEDDLE IN MY PERSONAL AFFAIRS? 382 00:15:36,828 --> 00:15:38,131 DIANE, I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP. 383 00:15:38,131 --> 00:15:40,035 I MEAN, I THOUGHT YOU'D GET ALONG WITH HIM, 384 00:15:40,035 --> 00:15:43,676 WHICH APPARENTLY YOU DID... FOR TWO YEARS. 385 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,781 I MEAN, CAN WE JUST ACKNOWLEDGE HERE -- I NAILED IT. 386 00:15:45,781 --> 00:15:49,122 DO THEY NOT TEACH TACT IN TRADE SCHOOL? 387 00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:51,928 YOU JUST DESTROYED MY RELATIONSHIP, KATE. 388 00:15:51,928 --> 00:15:53,732 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 389 00:15:53,732 --> 00:15:54,968 DIANE, I -- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 390 00:15:54,968 --> 00:15:57,039 I REALLY WANT TO KNOW. 391 00:15:57,039 --> 00:16:00,313 I WANT TO UNDERSTAND AND STUDY YOU 392 00:16:00,313 --> 00:16:02,317 THE WAY I WOULD STUDY A CAVEMAN. 393 00:16:02,317 --> 00:16:04,188 OH. 394 00:16:04,188 --> 00:16:06,961 WELL, TO BE TOTALLY HONEST, I JUST THOUGHT 395 00:16:06,961 --> 00:16:09,666 THAT IF YOU WERE GETTING SOME...COMPANIONSHIP, 396 00:16:09,666 --> 00:16:12,673 THAT MAYBE YOU WOULD BE NICER TO ME. 397 00:16:12,673 --> 00:16:16,148 I SEE. IF I GOT LAID, I MIGHT RELAX. 398 00:16:16,148 --> 00:16:18,285 WELL, NOT IN THOSE WORDS. 399 00:16:18,285 --> 00:16:20,824 WE MIGHT BE FRIENDS, EVEN, IF I JUST GOT 400 00:16:20,824 --> 00:16:23,196 A LITTLE ROLL IN THE HAY ON A REGULAR BASIS. 401 00:16:23,196 --> 00:16:24,800 DEFINITELY NOT IN THOSE WORDS. OH, GOD. 402 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:28,107 WHY WOULD YOU KEEP YOUR RELATIONSHIP A SECRET? 403 00:16:28,107 --> 00:16:30,813 I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE RUNNING FOR OFFICE. 404 00:16:30,813 --> 00:16:31,948 [ GASPS ] 405 00:16:31,948 --> 00:16:33,618 OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU RUNNING FOR OFFICE? 406 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,757 LET ME SPELL SOMETHING OUT FOR YOU, KATE. 407 00:16:35,757 --> 00:16:38,062 I SUCCEED AT EVERYTHING I DO. 408 00:16:38,062 --> 00:16:41,937 I HAD ONE FAILURE -- MY MARRIAGE. 409 00:16:41,937 --> 00:16:47,683 I KEPT THIS RELATIONSHIP PRIVATE BECAUSE IT'S MY BUSINESS. 410 00:16:47,683 --> 00:16:51,190 OHH, I GET IT. MM-HMM. 411 00:16:51,190 --> 00:16:54,831 AND MAYBE IF IT DIDN'T WORK OUT, 412 00:16:54,831 --> 00:16:57,303 NO ONE WOULD HAVE TO KNOW THAT YOU FAILED. 413 00:16:57,303 --> 00:17:00,879 WHEN I WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH MILK TO PUT IN A LATTE, 414 00:17:00,879 --> 00:17:02,014 I'LL ASK YOU, 415 00:17:02,014 --> 00:17:04,820 AND UNTIL THEN, DEAR, NO ADVICE, PLEASE. 416 00:17:04,820 --> 00:17:07,994 I WAS NEVER A BARISTA. 417 00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:10,699 NEVER A BARISTA. 418 00:17:10,699 --> 00:17:12,403 DON'T EVEN LIKE COFFEE. 419 00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,142 WHAT THE HELL IS A GOALS GROUP? 420 00:17:15,142 --> 00:17:16,312 G.O.A.L.S. -- 421 00:17:16,312 --> 00:17:18,784 "GOAL-ORIENTED ADULT LADY ENTREPRENEURS-S-S" -- 422 00:17:18,784 --> 00:17:20,053 G.O.A.L.S. 423 00:17:20,053 --> 00:17:21,857 WE'RE BASICALLY A BUSINESS SUPPORT GROUP 424 00:17:21,857 --> 00:17:23,127 OF WOMEN OF A CERTAIN AGE 425 00:17:23,127 --> 00:17:24,897 WHO HAVEN'T YET GONE THROUGH MENOPAUSE. 426 00:17:24,897 --> 00:17:27,269 SEE, WE HELP EACH OTHER ACHIEVE OUR GOALS 427 00:17:27,269 --> 00:17:30,777 THROUGH ENCOURAGEMENT AND REPETITION AND REPETITION. 428 00:17:30,777 --> 00:17:33,349 DO ANY OF YOU PEOPLE HAVE JOBS? WE HAVE GOALS. 429 00:17:33,349 --> 00:17:35,754 MY GOAL WAS TO FINISH WHAT I STARTED. 430 00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:37,391 SO, WHEN I AGREED TO TAKE CARE OF YOU 431 00:17:37,391 --> 00:17:38,928 AND NURSE YOU BACK TO HEALTH, 432 00:17:38,928 --> 00:17:41,233 I DIDN'T LET ANYTHING GET IN MY WAY. 433 00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:42,836 YOU DIDN'T NURSE ME BACK TO HEALTH. 434 00:17:42,836 --> 00:17:44,173 I'M SICKER THAN I WAS BEFORE. 435 00:17:44,173 --> 00:17:46,745 OH, YOU'RE RIGHT, JACKIE. HE'S REALLY NEGATIVE. 436 00:17:46,745 --> 00:17:47,880 I MEAN... UH, NOBODY -- NOBODY ASKED YOU. 437 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,686 JACKIE, Y-Y-YOU TRAPPED ME IN MY BED. 438 00:17:50,686 --> 00:17:53,025 YOU CUT ME OFF FROM THE OUTSIDE WORLD. 439 00:17:53,025 --> 00:17:55,130 YOU DRUGGED ME. 440 00:17:55,130 --> 00:17:56,867 TH-THIS IS LIKE THE PLOT OF "MISERY." 441 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:57,936 YOU KNOW WHAT? 442 00:17:57,936 --> 00:17:59,706 I THINK YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE DRAMATIC, 443 00:17:59,706 --> 00:18:01,911 BECAUSE WHAT I DID -- WHAT JACKIE DID 444 00:18:01,911 --> 00:18:04,049 IS REARRANGED HER ENTIRE SCHEDULE, OKAY? 445 00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,755 AND I'D LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF GRATITUDE. GOALS. 446 00:18:06,755 --> 00:18:09,260 TOGETHER: GOALS. GOALS. GOALS. GOALS. GOALS. 447 00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:10,830 GOALS? YOU KNOW WHAT? 448 00:18:10,830 --> 00:18:12,701 YOU -- YOU WANT TO KNOW MY GOAL? 449 00:18:12,701 --> 00:18:16,910 I WANT ALL OF YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE IN 10 SECONDS, 450 00:18:16,910 --> 00:18:20,084 OR I'M GONNA SNEEZE, SCRATCH, COUGH... WOMAN: EW. UGH. 451 00:18:20,084 --> 00:18:22,924 ...WHEEZE, AND LICK EVERY ONE OF YOU. 452 00:18:22,924 --> 00:18:24,293 UGH. 453 00:18:24,293 --> 00:18:28,402 I'M CHANGING THE LOCKS, FILLING IN THE CRAWL SPACE, 454 00:18:28,402 --> 00:18:30,406 AND BOARDING UP THE DOG DOOR. 455 00:18:30,406 --> 00:18:31,810 WELL, THAT... 456 00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:33,012 [ DOOR SLAMS ] ...WON'T HELP! 457 00:18:35,451 --> 00:18:37,956 HILLARY: THIS WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE, NANCY. 458 00:18:37,956 --> 00:18:41,832 AT FIRST, I WAS OFFENDED THAT YOU CALLED ME A SUCK-UP, 459 00:18:41,832 --> 00:18:44,237 BUT ON THE RIDE OVER HERE, I REALIZED SOMETHING. 460 00:18:44,237 --> 00:18:47,511 WHAT YOU CALL A "SUCK-UP" I CALL A "GO-GETTER." 461 00:18:47,511 --> 00:18:49,849 SO I AM GOING TO KEEP GO-GETTING, 462 00:18:49,849 --> 00:18:52,187 BECAUSE IT IS GOING TO GO-GET ME PLACES. 463 00:18:52,187 --> 00:18:55,328 FIRST, IT'S GOING TO GO-GET ME INTO COLLEGE, 464 00:18:55,328 --> 00:18:58,835 AND THEN IT'S GOING TO GO-GET ME INTO LAW SCHOOL, 465 00:18:58,835 --> 00:19:01,040 AND FINALLY, IT'S GOING TO GO-GET ME A JOB 466 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,880 CLERKING FOR SUPREME COURT JUSTICE SONIA SOTOMAYOR, 467 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:05,917 SO SUCK UP ON THAT. 468 00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:07,320 [ SIGHS ] 469 00:19:09,926 --> 00:19:11,931 BY THE WAY, THIS IS FOR YOU. 470 00:19:11,931 --> 00:19:13,333 IT'S ORGANIC. 471 00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:16,207 KATE: SO, YOUR MOM'S MAD, AND IT'S KIND OF MY FAULT. 472 00:19:16,207 --> 00:19:18,946 AND I REALLY WISH I COULD TALK TO HER, BUT SHE WON'T LISTEN. 473 00:19:18,946 --> 00:19:20,315 [ SIGHS ] THAT BITES. 474 00:19:20,315 --> 00:19:22,988 CAN I GET SOME MONEY FOR SOME ASTRONAUT ICE CREAM? 475 00:19:23,924 --> 00:19:25,393 COME HERE. 476 00:19:25,393 --> 00:19:26,329 WHY? SHH. 477 00:19:26,329 --> 00:19:27,999 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 478 00:19:27,999 --> 00:19:30,370 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 479 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:33,411 WARREN, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE AFRAID OF. 480 00:19:33,411 --> 00:19:34,881 SCISSORS. FAILURE. 481 00:19:34,881 --> 00:19:35,850 MM. 482 00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:37,152 DON'T LET TRYING TO BE PERFECT 483 00:19:37,152 --> 00:19:38,822 GET IN THE WAY OF YOU BEING HAPPY. 484 00:19:38,822 --> 00:19:40,059 I MEAN, SURE, YOU CAN PLAY IT SAFE 485 00:19:40,059 --> 00:19:41,495 AND NEVER PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE, 486 00:19:41,495 --> 00:19:45,036 BUT ALL THAT REALLY IS, IS YOU JUST BEING AFRAID, YOU KNOW? 487 00:19:45,036 --> 00:19:47,007 EVERYTHING GREAT THAT'S EVER HAPPENED IN MY LIFE 488 00:19:47,007 --> 00:19:49,011 HAS BEEN BECAUSE I'VE BEEN WILLING TO FALL ON MY FACE. 489 00:19:49,011 --> 00:19:50,448 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT? 490 00:19:50,448 --> 00:19:54,390 FROM NOW ON, I'M NOT GONNA FOCUS SO MUCH ON BEING SO PERFECT. 491 00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:56,427 YOU'RE WELCOME. GO PLAY. 492 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:00,002 MAN: EXCUSE ME? 493 00:20:00,002 --> 00:20:03,409 AND NOW TODAY'S PLANETARIUM SHOW, 494 00:20:03,409 --> 00:20:05,848 ENTITLED "MATH: THE BUILDING BLOCK OF SPACE." 495 00:20:05,848 --> 00:20:07,986 [ GIRL APPLAUDS ] 496 00:20:07,986 --> 00:20:09,155 DIANE: EXCUSE ME? 497 00:20:09,155 --> 00:20:11,026 UM, BEFORE WE BEGIN, 498 00:20:11,026 --> 00:20:13,565 UH, THERE IS SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO SAY. 499 00:20:13,565 --> 00:20:14,868 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 500 00:20:14,868 --> 00:20:16,137 DO YOU SEE THAT MAN? 501 00:20:18,977 --> 00:20:20,547 I KNOW THAT MAN. 502 00:20:20,547 --> 00:20:25,959 I KNOW HIM AND HAVE TALKED TO HIM. 503 00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:30,936 AND...I ENJOY TALKING TO HIM. 504 00:20:30,936 --> 00:20:36,181 AND I HOPE TO TALK TO HIM AGAIN SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE. 505 00:20:36,181 --> 00:20:37,851 THANK YOU. 506 00:20:37,851 --> 00:20:40,523 BOY: I DON'T KNOW. [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 507 00:20:40,523 --> 00:20:42,427 THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. YOU DID GREAT. 508 00:20:42,427 --> 00:20:45,001 [ CLEARS THROAT ] WHAT? 509 00:20:45,001 --> 00:20:47,539 THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP...WARREN. 510 00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:48,942 HUH? 511 00:20:50,078 --> 00:20:51,314 I WANT YOU. 512 00:20:51,314 --> 00:20:52,347 TAKE ME. 513 00:20:52,347 --> 00:20:53,482 EW. 514 00:20:56,043 --> 00:20:57,010 HMM, HMM, HMM. 515 00:20:59,012 --> 00:21:01,048 HMM, HMM, HMM. 516 00:21:01,048 --> 00:21:02,382 WHAT? 517 00:21:02,382 --> 00:21:04,017 [ CHUCKLES ] IT'S OFFICIAL. 518 00:21:04,017 --> 00:21:06,086 THERE'S NO LIFE ON MARS. 519 00:21:06,086 --> 00:21:07,988 WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN? 520 00:21:07,988 --> 00:21:10,057 I COULD HAVE TOLD THEM THAT YEARS AGO. 521 00:21:10,057 --> 00:21:12,326 [ CHUCKLES ] DUH. 522 00:21:12,326 --> 00:21:13,861 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 523 00:21:21,502 --> 00:21:25,038 [ BOTH SIGH ]