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YOU SAT THROUGH "LINCOLN,"
"LINCOLN LAWYER,"
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"ABRAHAM LINCOLN:
VAMPIRE HUNTER."
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IN RETURN,
I OFFER YOU "MAGIC MIKE."
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NICE.
MY VERY OWN CHANNING TATUM.
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HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN
SINCE WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO
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JUST SIT
AND WATCH A MOVIE?
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[ SIGHS ]
WHEN YOU BROKE YOUR LEG.
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OH, YEAH,
THAT WAS THE BEST.
YEAH.
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[ UP‐TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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YOU GUYS ARE WATCHING
"MAGIC MIKE"?!
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WE'RE TRYING TO.
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WELL, HAVE FUN,
YOU GROSS PERVERTS.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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OKEYDOKE‐‐
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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[ SIGHS ] SHOOT.
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PETER.
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DIANE, EVERY TIME
YOU SAY MY NAME,
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I FEEL LIKE
I DID SOMETHING WRONG.
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DID I DO
SOMETHING WRONG?
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WARREN?
COME ON IN.
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WARREN?
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
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OH, MOM'S HERE! YES!
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WARREN.
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HELLO, KATHERINE.
HELLO.
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I BROUGHT YOU A LOT MORE
STUDY GUIDES FOR YOUR PPSATS.
OH, FUN.
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AND HOW ARE THE
VOCABULARY FLASH CARDS COMING?
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AWESOME!
OR SHOULD I SAY "ABOMINABLY"?
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OKAY. AND, UH,
HOW'S THE MATH COMING?
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OH, E‐ELUSIVE.
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OKAY, WARREN,
IF YOU DO GREAT ON THIS TEST,
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THE SKY IS THE LIMIT.
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BUT IF YOU DON'T,
YOU COULD END UP BECOMING A CPA
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OR, GOD FORBID,
A DERMATOLOGIST.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WANT TO DO.
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OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
WARREN.
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I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WANTED TO
DO WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, EITHER.
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[ SCOFFS ]
THANK YOU, KATE.
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[ MUMBLING ] THIS IS WHY
WE NEED TO STUDY, OKAY?
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[ SMOOCHES ]
ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU LATER.
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THANK YOU.
MM‐HMM.
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DROP BY ANYTIME.
YOU LOOK TIRED.
GET SOME REST.
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OKAY.
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[ GROANS ]
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[ SINGSONG VOICE ]
YOU USED TO KISS THAT.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
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LET'S JUST GO BACK
TO THE STRIPPER MOVIE.
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[ CRUNCHES ]
[ DOOR OPENS, SLAMS CLOSED ]
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KATE, GET THE BIG BOTTLE
OF TEQUILA.
OH, COME ON.
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MY LIFE IS OVER.
WHAT?
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TEVIN AND I GOT IN A HUGE FIGHT
AND BROKE UP.
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I CAN STAY HERE TONIGHT,
RIGHT?
OF COURSE.
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OH, MY GOD.
WHAT HAPPENED?
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I HATE MEN.
I HATE THEM.
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OH, I KNOW.
THEY'RE THE WORST.
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THE NEXT MAN I SEE,
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I SWEAR I'M GONNA PUNCH HIM
IN THE FACE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA
GIVE YOU GUYS SOME SPACE.
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OH, HONEY,
LEAVE THE WINE.
THE WINE.
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AND THE POPCORN.
AND THE POPCORN.
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THANKS.
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♪♪♪
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KATE: MILK.
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I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
IT'S OVER WITH TEVIN.
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WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
SO MUCH TOGETHER.
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IT'S BEEN TWO WEEKS,
RIGHT?
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YEAH, BUT I COULD HAVE
SEEN MYSELF WITH HIM
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FOR, LIKE,
ALMOST THREE MONTHS.
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THAT'S WHEN
YOU KNOW IT'S REAL.
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VODKA.
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OTHER VODKA.
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WATER.
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JUST KIDDING.
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THIRD VODKA.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS MAKING?
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MEG‐NOG.
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IT'S THE OFFICIAL DRINK
OF MEG'S BREAK‐UPS.
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AND THEN YOU SALT THE RIM
WITH IBUPROFEN?
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NO,
BUT THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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ICE?
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[ THUD ]
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OH. THERE YOU GO, BABE.
LET IT OUT.
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UM, CAN YOU GUYS JUST TRY
AND KEEP IT DOWN?
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IF I DON'T GET AN "A" ON THIS,
IT'LL AFFECT MY OVERALL GPA,
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WHICH MEANS I'LL END UP
AT A STATE SCHOOL.
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DO YOU GET BEAT UP
A LOT?
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DO YOU GET DUMPED
A LOT?
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OKAY,
MEG‐NOG COMING UP.
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[ BLENDER WHIRRING ]
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MAYBE YOU GUYS
SHOULD GO OUT
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SO WE DON'T DISTURB
YOUR DRINKING
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WITH OUR STUDYING.
GOOD IDEA, THREE‐PETE.
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YEAH, BECAUSE YOU'VE
BEEN MARRIED THREE TIMES.
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YEAH, I KNOW
WHY SHE SAID IT, WARREN.
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HEY, BERT,
I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU!
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IS IT
MY BIRTHDAY AGAIN?!
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NO, BUT GRANDPA THINKS
IT IS.
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WHY DOES HE THINK
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY?
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OH, BOY. OKAY.
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WELL,
WHEN YOU GROW OLDER,
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YOUR BRAIN STOPS FUNCTIONING
THE WAY THAT IT SHOULD,
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YEAH, AND DEMENTIA
CAN START TO SET IN,
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AND THAT'S ‐‐
OH, MY GOODNESS!
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BUT IT'S PART OF LIFE,
YOU KNOW?
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IT'S THE LEGO
MILLENNIUM FALCON!
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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED THIS!
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IT'S FROM ME
AND GRANDPA!
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CAN YOU HELP ME
OPEN IT?!
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[ CHUCKLING ] YES!
LET'S SEE HERE.
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ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO.
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1,254 PIECES?
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WHAT WAS GRANDPA
THINKING?
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AND YOU.
AND ME A LITTLE,
BUT MOSTLY GRANDPA.
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OKAY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
TIME FOR BED!
I'M AWAKE!
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MY BEDTIME'S
NOT UNTIL 8:30.
NIGHT‐NIGHT.
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GOOD MORNING!
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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YOU AND MEG
HAVE FUN LAST NIGHT?
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UH...AAH.
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THAT MEANS THERE'S PROBABLY SALT
IN MY BELLY BUTTON.
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OKAY, UH,
THIS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK.
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THE KIDS ARE GONNA BE UP
ANY MINUTE,
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SO YOU AND GARY BUSEY
HAVE TO GET IT TOGETHER.
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AAH! MY PROJECT.
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TOO LATE.
MY PROJECT IS RUINED!
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OHH.
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SHH. HILLARY,
LOWER YOUR VOICE.
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AND CLOSE THE BLINDS
AND GET ME A BUCKET.
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
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SOMEONE ATE
MY SOLAR SYSTEM!
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OKAY, CAN SOMEONE PUT A BAGEL
IN THAT GIRL'S MOUTH?
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UH, YOU HAVE A GUMMY BEAR
IN YOUR HAIR.
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WHAT?
I REALLY NEED
THAT BUCKET.
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[ GASPS ]
IT WAS YOU.
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YOU ATE MY PROJECT.
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THERE'S EVEN CHOCOLATE
ON YOUR SHIRT.
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WHOA.
WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?
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THAT YOU ATE MY HOMEWORK,
DUMMY!
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UM, HEY, GUYS.
SOMEBODY PUKED IN MY SLIPPERS.
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AH.
AND SHE EVEN
ATE THE FOAM.
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OKAY, THIS IS...
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STARTING TO FEEL
LIKE A REAL WITCH HUNT.
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YOU ATE THE STYROFOAM,
MEG?
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BUD.
THANK YOU.
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OH, THAT'S A SPOON.
I NEED A ‐‐
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YEP, AND A FORK.
FORK. YEP. THERE YOU GO.
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THAT VAGRANT
ATE MY HOMEWORK.
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DAD, IT'S DUE
IN THREE WEEKS.
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PETE: SO YOU STILL HAVE TIME.
MEG IS REALLY SORRY.
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NO. NO, I'M NOT.
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
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I'LL TAKE A DNA TEST.
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YOU WANT ME TO PEE
IN ANOTHER CUP? I'LL DO IT.
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ANOTHER CUP?
THERE WAS A FIRST CUP?
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DAD, I'M GOING TO BE
IN THE CAR.
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OKAY, HONEY,
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
MEG.
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DID SHE JUST PUT A SANDWICH
IN A BRIEFCASE?
YEP.
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[ DOOR SLAMS ]
WHY DO YOU GUYS
LOOK SO BAD?
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UH,
THEY'RE SICK, HONEY.
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OH!
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IS IT DIARRHEA?
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NO.
GOD, I HOPE NOT.
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NO, IT'S NOT DIARRHEA.
WE'RE HUNG OVER.
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OH! WELL,
DO YOU GUYS WANT MY EGGS?
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THEY'RE SUPER‐RUNNY.
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[ RETCHES ]
THAT'S OKAY.
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WHY DON'T WE GET SOMETHING,
UH, ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL?
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BABE, I'M SO SORRY.
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YOU KNOW, LAST TIME
MEG HAD A BREAK‐UP,
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I DIDN'T HAVE TO GET UP
AT 6:00 IN THE MORNING.
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NO, NO, NO.
I'M NOT MAD AT YOU.
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HEY, MEG, DO YOU WANT
SOME SMOOTHIE?
[ BLENDER WHIRRING ]
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AAH! NO!
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JUST WANT IT
TO BE REALLY SMOOTH.
COME ON!
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I'M GLAD YOU'RE ENJOYING
MY FIRST MOM HANGOVER.
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[ SIGHS ]
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OKAY, I'M GONNA TAKE THE KIDS
TO SCHOOL.
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WOW. UH, I'LL TAKE THE KIDS
TO SCHOOL.
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YOU HYDRATE AND TAKE
AS MUCH TIME AS YOU NEED.
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JUST GET HER OUT.
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YOU GOT IT.
GEEZ.
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OKAY, YOU READY, BUD?
YEP.
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HYDRATE.
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BYE, WARREN.
BYE.
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
OH, FINALLY.
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JUST THE TWO OF US.
I THOUGHT THEY'D NEVER LEAVE.
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HEY, YOU KNOW
WHAT WOULD BE COOL?
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WE SHOULD TAKE NAPS
IN EVERYONE'S BEDS.
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NO, MEG. I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO TAKE A NAP.
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I HAVE SO MANY THINGS
TO DO.
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DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING
TO DO TODAY?
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NO, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
TILL TOMORROW AT MIDNIGHT.
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HEY, DOES THAT LITTLE
CHINESE KID HAVE A RACECAR BED?
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NO,
AND HIS NAME IS BERT.
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DID HE COME
WITH THAT NAME?
[ SCOFFS ]
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ARE WE DONE YET?!
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ALMOST!
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I THINK I GOT ALL THE GRAYS
FOR THE WING.
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THE WING IS LIGHT GRAY,
NOT DARK GRAY.
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WHAT KIND OF MANIAC
MAKES TWO GRAYS?!
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WHY IS THIS SO HARD?
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IT SAYS AGES 9 TO 14.
I'M 8 AND YOU'RE ‐‐
26.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD PUT THIS AWAY
TILL NEXT YEAR.
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HEY, SIR,
WE ARE NOT GIVING UP.
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WHAT DO I ALWAYS
TELL YOU?
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BOTH: YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO, EVEN FLY.
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MAYBE WHAT WE NEED IS JUST
A LITTLE BIT OF BRAIN FOOD,
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HUH, AND WE KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS, RIGHT?
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SALMON!
POPCORN!
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[ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ]
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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
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GO FOR WARREN.
HI, WARREN. IT'S JACKIE.
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HI. ARE YOU ON A LONG DRIVE
AND NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO?
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NO, NOT THIS TIME.
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HEY, YOU LIKE LEGOS,
RIGHT?
YES, I LOVE THEM.
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WHY DON'T YOU
COME ON OVER HERE
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AND HELP US PUT TOGETHER THIS,
UH, MILLENNIUM FALCON.
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'CAUSE JUST BERT'S REALLY
FREAKING OUT.
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WELL, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE
STUDYING FOR THE PPSATS.
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WAIT. THE PPSA‐‐ WHAT?
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IT'S THE PRACTICE
FOR THE PRACTICE S. A. T.
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ARE YOU TELLING ME
THAT THERE IS A TEST
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THAT PREPARES YOU
FOR A TEST
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SO THAT YOU CAN
GET INTO COLLEGE
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SO YOU CAN, WHAT,
TAKE MORE TESTS
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SO YOU CAN GO TO GRAD SCHOOL,
TAKE MORE TESTS?
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00:08:16,459 --> 00:08:19,102
GOD! I MEAN, I DIDN'T GO
TO COLLEGE, AND LOOK AT ME.
224
00:08:19,102 --> 00:08:21,464
I GOT EIGHT BUSINESSES.
I GOT A HEALTHY ALIMONY.
225
00:08:21,464 --> 00:08:23,907
HEY, I TEACH SENIORS
HOW TO DO ACUPUNCTURE
226
00:08:23,907 --> 00:08:25,148
RIGHT ON MY OWN
FRONT LAWN.
227
00:08:25,148 --> 00:08:27,591
I GUESS WHEN YOU PUT IT
THAT WAY...
228
00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:29,953
YEAH, I MEAN,
NOT BAD, RIGHT? NOT BAD.
229
00:08:29,953 --> 00:08:32,075
SO WHY DON'T YOU
GET YOUR BUTT ON OVER HERE
230
00:08:32,075 --> 00:08:34,598
AND, UH,
HELP US DO THIS LEGO THING
231
00:08:34,598 --> 00:08:36,359
'CAUSE BERT'S MAKING
SALMON AND POPCORN?
232
00:08:36,359 --> 00:08:38,081
ALL RIGHT,
I'LL BE THERE SOON.
233
00:08:38,081 --> 00:08:41,284
HEY.
HEY.
234
00:08:41,284 --> 00:08:43,607
OH. HEY.
LOOK WHAT I GOT.
235
00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:45,288
TA‐DA!
236
00:08:45,288 --> 00:08:47,370
DO YOU KNOW THAT WARREN'S
BEEN WEARING WOMEN'S SLIPPERS?
237
00:08:47,370 --> 00:08:49,452
YEAH, HE SAYS
IT'S SOFTER ON HIS FEET.
238
00:08:49,452 --> 00:08:51,094
WOW, KID'S REALLY COMFORTABLE
IN HIS OWN SKIN.
239
00:08:51,094 --> 00:08:54,177
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
240
00:08:54,177 --> 00:08:57,380
HI!
HI, HELENE.
OH, MY GOSH.
241
00:08:57,380 --> 00:08:59,703
DID WE LEAVE THE TRASH CANS
OUT ON THE STREET AGAIN?
242
00:08:59,703 --> 00:09:03,106
NO.
OH, DID THE SPRINKLERS
COME ON TOO EARLY?
243
00:09:03,106 --> 00:09:04,788
NO.
SO...?
244
00:09:04,788 --> 00:09:05,989
NO BIG DEAL,
245
00:09:05,989 --> 00:09:09,192
BUT GAVIN AND HIS FRIEND
WERE ON THE SWING SET,
246
00:09:09,192 --> 00:09:12,115
AND THEY SAW A TOPLESS WOMAN
IN YOUR POOL.
OH!
247
00:09:12,115 --> 00:09:13,997
SO...YEAH.
OH, I'LL TAKE CARE
OF THAT.
248
00:09:13,997 --> 00:09:15,198
THANK YOU.
THANKS!
249
00:09:15,198 --> 00:09:18,361
THANK YOU. YOU LOOK GREAT.
AW, THANKS.
250
00:09:18,361 --> 00:09:19,963
S‐O‐O‐O‐O?
251
00:09:19,963 --> 00:09:21,805
HOW'S HELE‐E‐E‐NE?
252
00:09:21,805 --> 00:09:25,208
WERE YOU, BY ANY CHANCE,
SWIMMING TOPLESS IN THE POOL?
253
00:09:25,208 --> 00:09:26,610
NO.
254
00:09:26,610 --> 00:09:29,172
OH. I BET IT WAS MEG.
YOU THINK?
255
00:09:29,172 --> 00:09:31,615
REMEMBER WHEN
IT WAS JUST YOU, ME,
256
00:09:31,615 --> 00:09:34,618
MY THREE KIDS,
MY TWO EX‐WIVES?
257
00:09:34,618 --> 00:09:37,180
DON'T YOU WANT TO GO BACK
TO THAT SIMPLER TIME?
258
00:09:37,180 --> 00:09:38,942
[ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT'S UP?
259
00:09:38,942 --> 00:09:40,944
AAH! MEG!
WHOA!
260
00:09:40,944 --> 00:09:42,465
UH, UH...
WHOA!
261
00:09:42,465 --> 00:09:44,267
UH...
TAKE A PICTURE.
I'LL LAST LONGER.
262
00:09:44,267 --> 00:09:46,469
UM...THIS IS ‐‐
THIS IS OUR HOME.
263
00:09:46,469 --> 00:09:48,151
CHILDREN LIVE HERE?
264
00:09:48,151 --> 00:09:50,153
OUR NEIGHBOR
WAS JUST AT THE DOOR.
265
00:09:50,153 --> 00:09:53,557
SHE'S FREAKING OUT
BECAUSE HER SON SAW YOU...
266
00:09:53,557 --> 00:09:55,679
SWIMMING TOPLESS
IN THE POOL.
267
00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,080
YEAH, I SAW HIM, TOO.
268
00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:58,562
WHAT'S A 14‐YEAR‐OLD STILL DOING
PLAYING ON A SWING SET.
269
00:09:58,562 --> 00:09:59,963
[ SCOFFS ] LOSER.
270
00:09:59,963 --> 00:10:02,325
OKAY, MEG,
HERE'S THE THING.
271
00:10:02,325 --> 00:10:04,928
YEAH, OKAY.
HERE'S THE THING.
272
00:10:04,928 --> 00:10:08,091
ALTHOUGH WE LOVE
HAVING YOU HERE, OF COURSE...
LOVE IT.
273
00:10:08,091 --> 00:10:10,453
...AND WE'D LOVE
FOR YOU TO STAY ANOTHER NIGHT.
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
274
00:10:10,453 --> 00:10:15,058
UH, BUT HILLARY IS HAVING
HER WHOLE MODEL U. N. CLUB HERE.
275
00:10:15,058 --> 00:10:16,900
SO YOU CAN'T
WALK AROUND TOPLESS.
AND SO WHEN THEY COME HERE,
276
00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:18,582
THEY'RE GONNA ASK YOU
TO BE, LIKE ‐‐
CLOTHED.
277
00:10:18,582 --> 00:10:20,944
LIKE, SOMEBODY ‐‐ LIKE,
YOU KNOW, FROM MEXICO.
278
00:10:20,944 --> 00:10:24,548
[ TRILLS TONGUE ] AND
THEY'RE ALL UNITED AS NATIONS.
279
00:10:24,548 --> 00:10:26,269
OH. PASS.
YEAH.
280
00:10:26,269 --> 00:10:28,351
DO YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE
YOU TO YOUR MOTHER'S
OR YOUR BROTHER'S?
281
00:10:28,351 --> 00:10:30,353
NO. I KNOW
WHERE I'M NOT WANTED.
282
00:10:30,353 --> 00:10:31,795
DO YOU? DO YOU KNOW?
283
00:10:33,076 --> 00:10:35,278
NOW,
I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG,
284
00:10:35,278 --> 00:10:36,720
BUT I'VE ONLY BEEN HERE
FOR AN HOUR
285
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:40,083
AND I THINK WE'RE READY
TO BEGIN THE FIST STEP.
286
00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:42,165
WARREN,
YOU'RE A GENIUS!
287
00:10:42,165 --> 00:10:44,808
I SHOULD BE. I MEAN, I DID
THE SECOND GRADE TWO TIMES.
288
00:10:44,808 --> 00:10:47,450
[ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ]
OH.
289
00:10:47,450 --> 00:10:48,892
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
GO FOR WARREN.
290
00:10:48,892 --> 00:10:50,173
DIANE: HEY, SWEETIE.
OH, HEY, MOM.
291
00:10:50,173 --> 00:10:53,176
HOW'S THE STUDYING GOING?
OH, GREAT.
292
00:10:53,176 --> 00:10:55,579
OR SHOULD I SAY
"SUPER‐FLUOUS"?
293
00:10:55,579 --> 00:10:58,061
I THINK THIS LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.
WE SHOULD JUST LEAVE IT.
294
00:10:58,061 --> 00:11:00,864
UM, WARREN,
CAN YOU PUT YOUR DAD ON?
295
00:11:00,864 --> 00:11:02,866
UH...
296
00:11:02,866 --> 00:11:04,868
YEAH, YEAH,
SURE. ONE SECOND.
297
00:11:06,269 --> 00:11:09,112
[ DEEP VOICE ]
GO FOR PETER.
298
00:11:09,112 --> 00:11:12,075
WARREN,
I'M IN YOUR ROOM.
299
00:11:12,075 --> 00:11:13,276
[ SIGHS ]
300
00:11:13,276 --> 00:11:15,278
DIANE,
THIS ISN'T A GOOD TIME.
301
00:11:15,278 --> 00:11:17,120
WE JUST
REACHED A VERDICT.
302
00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:19,082
WARREN!
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
303
00:11:19,082 --> 00:11:23,607
OH, CRAP.
TEVIN'S MOTORCYCLE'S HERE.
304
00:11:23,607 --> 00:11:26,409
DOES HIS LICENSE PLATE
REALLY SAY "TEVIN4EVER"?
305
00:11:26,409 --> 00:11:27,931
NO,
IT SAYS "TEVINFEVER."
306
00:11:27,931 --> 00:11:29,853
CAN YOU
COME IN WITH ME?
307
00:11:29,853 --> 00:11:31,334
I'M SCARED THAT I'M GONNA,
LIKE, SLEEP WITH HIM.
308
00:11:31,334 --> 00:11:33,096
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
I WISH I COULD,
309
00:11:33,096 --> 00:11:35,458
BUT I REALLY GOT TO GET BACK
TO THAT MODEL U. N. THING.
310
00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:37,901
YOU'LL BE FINE.
MAYBE I'LL JUST GO BACK
TO YOUR HOUSE.
311
00:11:37,901 --> 00:11:38,902
I'LL COME IN.
312
00:11:38,902 --> 00:11:40,103
♪ MAN ♪
313
00:11:40,103 --> 00:11:42,906
[ NOTES PLAY ]
314
00:11:42,906 --> 00:11:45,508
ARE YOU HERE
TO APOLOGIZE?
NO.
315
00:11:45,508 --> 00:11:48,511
DID SHE TELL YOU?
SHE THREW OUT MY MUSTARD.
316
00:11:48,511 --> 00:11:49,913
OKAY.
317
00:11:49,913 --> 00:11:51,875
SO WHAT'S THIS
REALLY ABOUT?
318
00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:54,037
I'M JUST UPSET THAT WE'VE BEEN
LIVING TOGETHER FOR A WHILE NOW.
319
00:11:54,037 --> 00:11:56,760
TWO WEEKS.
THINGS HAVE BEEN GOING
REALLY WELL.
320
00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:59,002
WE WERE GETTING CLOSER.
EH.
321
00:11:59,002 --> 00:11:59,963
AND THEN
SHE GOES AND THROWS AWAY
322
00:11:59,963 --> 00:12:01,524
A PERFECTLY GOOD MUSTARD!
323
00:12:01,524 --> 00:12:04,928
SO, WAIT, THIS IS LITERALLY
ABOUT A JAR OF MUSTARD?
324
00:12:04,928 --> 00:12:06,930
I DIDN'T TOUCH
YOUR STUPID MUSTARD!
325
00:12:06,930 --> 00:12:09,933
KATE, VOUCH FOR ME.
OH, REALLY? IT'S STUPID?
326
00:12:09,933 --> 00:12:12,535
IT WASN'T SO STUPID
WHEN YOU WERE PUTTING
IT ON YOUR SANDWICH!
327
00:12:12,535 --> 00:12:14,017
AND PRETZEL!
328
00:12:14,017 --> 00:12:17,020
THIS IS LITERALLY
ABOUT A JAR OF MUSTARD?
329
00:12:17,020 --> 00:12:18,902
YEAH.
JUST GO
BUY NEW MUSTARD!
330
00:12:18,902 --> 00:12:21,344
OH, YEAH, I'LL JUST
GO TO THE FREAKING STORE
331
00:12:21,344 --> 00:12:23,426
AND GET A NEW CURRY‐INFUSED
MUSTARD FROM MY COUSIN!
332
00:12:23,426 --> 00:12:25,188
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS!
333
00:12:25,188 --> 00:12:26,509
HE'S BEING RIDICULOUS,
RIGHT?
334
00:12:26,509 --> 00:12:28,391
YOU'RE BOTH
BEING RIDICULOUS.
335
00:12:28,391 --> 00:12:30,393
IT'S MUSTARD!
IT'S A CONDIMENT!
336
00:12:30,393 --> 00:12:33,837
AND NOT EVEN THE BEST ONE!
337
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:36,199
HEY!
WHAT THE HELL, MAN?
338
00:12:36,199 --> 00:12:37,801
YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO BACK ME UP.
339
00:12:37,801 --> 00:12:40,964
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO BABYSIT
YOUR CRAZY RELATIONSHIPS, OKAY?
340
00:12:40,964 --> 00:12:42,886
I HAVE STUFF TO DO.
341
00:12:42,886 --> 00:12:44,207
OH, WHAT,
LIKE MODEL U. N.?
342
00:12:44,207 --> 00:12:46,610
'CAUSE FAKE GOVERNMENT MEETINGS
ARE SO IMPORTANT?
343
00:12:46,610 --> 00:12:48,051
YOU WANT TO
KNOW THE TRUTH?
344
00:12:48,051 --> 00:12:49,212
THERE IS
NO MODEL U. N., OKAY?
345
00:12:49,212 --> 00:12:51,134
IT WAS A FAKE‐FAKE
GOVERNMENT MEETING.
346
00:12:51,134 --> 00:12:54,097
YOU LIED TO ME?
YES, I LIED TO YOU.
I HAD TO.
347
00:12:54,097 --> 00:12:55,579
YOU CAME INTO MY HOME,
348
00:12:55,579 --> 00:12:57,420
AND YOU ATE
HILLARY'S SOLAR SYSTEM,
349
00:12:57,420 --> 00:12:59,102
THEN YOU PUKED
IN WARREN'S SLIPPERS,
350
00:12:59,102 --> 00:13:00,664
AND THEN YOU TRAUMATIZED
THE NEIGHBOR'S KID
351
00:13:00,664 --> 00:13:01,985
BY SHOWING HIM
YOUR BOOBS.
352
00:13:01,985 --> 00:13:04,988
HE LOVED IT.
IT WAS FUN.
353
00:13:04,988 --> 00:13:06,830
REMEMBER THAT?
YOU USED TO LIKE FUN.
354
00:13:06,830 --> 00:13:08,111
WELL,
I STILL DO LIKE FUN,
355
00:13:08,111 --> 00:13:09,993
OKAY, BUT NOW I HAVE
RESPONSIBILITIES.
356
00:13:09,993 --> 00:13:12,636
I CAN'T BE OUT TILL 2:00 A. M.
IN THE MORNING DRINKING MEG‐NOG.
357
00:13:12,636 --> 00:13:14,037
WELL, I DON'T
WANT TO HANG AROUND
358
00:13:14,037 --> 00:13:16,439
AND WATCH YOU FOLD LAUNDRY
AND MAKE SNACKS.
359
00:13:16,439 --> 00:13:20,243
FINE, THEN MAYBE
WE SHOULD JUST TAKE A BREAK.
360
00:13:20,243 --> 00:13:22,646
MAYBE WE SHOULD.
UH...YEAH.
361
00:13:22,646 --> 00:13:25,088
HEY, DON'T FORGET
TO PUT ON YOUR SEATBELT
362
00:13:25,088 --> 00:13:26,369
AND USE
YOUR TURN SIGNALS, MOM!
363
00:13:27,971 --> 00:13:29,893
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
364
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,695
HEY,
I FOUND THE MUSTARD.
365
00:13:31,695 --> 00:13:34,658
SO WE'RE GOOD, RIGHT?
366
00:13:34,658 --> 00:13:36,059
[ SIGHS ]
367
00:13:40,704 --> 00:13:42,666
I THINK I'VE BEEN PRETTY CLEAR
ABOUT THIS.
368
00:13:42,666 --> 00:13:44,067
MY CLIENT'S CLAIM IS
THAT THE FISH WERE DEAD
369
00:13:44,067 --> 00:13:47,510
BEFORE HE DISPOSED OF
THE TETRA‐CYANIDE IN THE LAKE.
370
00:13:47,510 --> 00:13:49,953
I GOT TO GO.
I HATE MY JOB.
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
371
00:13:49,953 --> 00:13:52,115
MEG AND I JUST GOT
INTO THE HUGEST FIGHT.
372
00:13:52,115 --> 00:13:53,917
WE'RE DONE.
FRIENDSHIP IS OVER.
373
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:56,279
IS THIS A BAD TIME TO ASK
ABOUT AN E. T. A. ON DINNER?
374
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,362
IS THIS A BAD TIME FOR A JOKE?
OKAY. WHAT HAPPENED?
375
00:13:59,362 --> 00:14:01,725
DID SHE EXPOSE HERSELF
TO MORE CHILDREN?
376
00:14:01,725 --> 00:14:04,407
NO, WORSE. SHE TOLD ME
THAT I WASN'T FUN ANYMORE.
377
00:14:04,407 --> 00:14:06,369
ME. I'M SUPER‐FUN!
378
00:14:06,369 --> 00:14:08,572
LIKE, I BRING THE FUN,
YOU KNOW?
379
00:14:08,572 --> 00:14:10,133
I CAN MAKE ANYTHING FUN!
380
00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:12,495
LIKE, LIKE, THIS PEN!
THIS IS FUN.
381
00:14:12,495 --> 00:14:15,498
WELL, NOT THAT ‐‐
OH, NOODLES!
382
00:14:15,498 --> 00:14:18,381
LOOK! WHOO! PARTY!
383
00:14:18,381 --> 00:14:20,223
[ SIGHS ]
384
00:14:20,223 --> 00:14:23,026
IT'S FUN.
385
00:14:23,026 --> 00:14:25,108
WHAT IF
WE'RE GROWING APART, PETE?
386
00:14:25,108 --> 00:14:26,710
WELL, IT HAPPENS.
PEOPLE DO.
387
00:14:26,710 --> 00:14:28,592
NO, BUT MEG'S BEEN MY
BEST FRIEND SINCE 8TH GRADE.
388
00:14:28,592 --> 00:14:30,794
PICK UP THE PHONE,
CALL MEG, APOLOGIZE.
389
00:14:30,794 --> 00:14:34,037
NO.
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHO APOLOGIZES TO WHO.
390
00:14:34,037 --> 00:14:35,719
NOBODY'S GONNA REMEMBER
THE NEXT DAY.
391
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,441
WAIT, DO YOU APOLOGIZE
TO ME FOR THINGS
392
00:14:38,441 --> 00:14:39,723
THAT YOU'RE NOT
REALLY SORRY FOR?
393
00:14:39,723 --> 00:14:41,725
I'M SORRY.
394
00:14:41,725 --> 00:14:43,727
[ GROANS ]
395
00:14:43,727 --> 00:14:46,770
I PROBABLY
SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT.
396
00:14:46,770 --> 00:14:51,775
SO, WHAT'S YOUR MOM LIKE
WHEN SHE'S MAD?
397
00:14:51,775 --> 00:14:54,658
YOU KNOW, SHE'S, UM ‐‐
SHE'S A LITTLE BIT HAPPIER
398
00:14:54,658 --> 00:14:56,339
THAN SHE IS
WHEN SHE'S NOT MAD
399
00:14:56,339 --> 00:14:58,742
BECAUSE, UM,
SHE LOVES BEING MAD.
400
00:14:58,742 --> 00:15:02,265
OH, BOY.
[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]
401
00:15:04,227 --> 00:15:05,268
DIANE! HI!
402
00:15:05,268 --> 00:15:09,032
DO YOU WANT TO
SEE MY ROOM?
I DO!
403
00:15:09,032 --> 00:15:11,234
BUT FIRST I WANT TO SAY HELLO
TO YOUR MOTHER AND BROTHER.
404
00:15:11,234 --> 00:15:14,077
OKAY. DO YOU WANT
A BUTTERSCOTCH?
405
00:15:14,077 --> 00:15:15,839
WE KEEP THEM IN THIS BOWL
BY THE DOOR.
406
00:15:15,839 --> 00:15:19,763
OH. I DO!
THANK YOU, LITTLE GUY.
407
00:15:19,763 --> 00:15:21,765
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT YOU'RE PLAYING WITH TOYS
408
00:15:21,765 --> 00:15:24,808
INSTEAD OF STUDYING
FOR YOUR TEST!
409
00:15:24,808 --> 00:15:26,690
WELL, I‐I MEAN,
JACKIE SAID THAT IT WAS STUPID
410
00:15:26,690 --> 00:15:29,292
TO TAKE A TEST JUST TO PREPARE
FOR ANOTHER TEST.
411
00:15:29,292 --> 00:15:30,654
[ CRUNCHES ]
UH...
412
00:15:30,654 --> 00:15:32,255
CAN I ‐‐ CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE?
413
00:15:32,255 --> 00:15:36,259
SO, UH,
WELL, UH ‐‐ UM...
414
00:15:36,259 --> 00:15:37,581
I THINK
WARREN'S VERY SENSITIVE,
415
00:15:37,581 --> 00:15:41,264
AND I THINK HE'S HAVING, LIKE,
A HARD TIME LIVING UP
416
00:15:41,264 --> 00:15:42,465
TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS
AND ‐‐
417
00:15:42,465 --> 00:15:43,667
EXCUSE ME.
YEAH.
418
00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:45,268
DID YOU
JUST PULL ME ASIDE?
419
00:15:45,268 --> 00:15:47,871
UM, DID ‐‐
UH, I'M ‐‐ HMM. DID I?
420
00:15:47,871 --> 00:15:51,314
OKAY, 'CAUSE FIRST OF ALL,
NO ONE PULLS ME ASIDE.
421
00:15:51,314 --> 00:15:53,156
OH.
I PULL PEOPLE ASIDE.
422
00:15:53,156 --> 00:15:55,198
OH, I CAN ‐‐
YEAH ‐‐ SEE THAT.
423
00:15:55,198 --> 00:15:58,562
SECOND OF ALL, IF WARREN
IS BOTHERED BY SOMETHING,
424
00:15:58,562 --> 00:16:00,684
I'M SURE HE'LL TALK TO ME
ABOUT IT.
425
00:16:00,684 --> 00:16:02,485
OH, BUT, SEE,
HE'S NOT TELLING YOU
426
00:16:02,485 --> 00:16:07,530
BECAUSE, UM,
YOU'RE...TERRIFYING.
427
00:16:07,530 --> 00:16:10,173
[ CHUCKLES, SCOFFS ]
428
00:16:10,173 --> 00:16:12,295
COME ON, WARREN.
LET'S GO.
429
00:16:12,295 --> 00:16:13,416
[ SIGHS ]
430
00:16:14,618 --> 00:16:16,499
WARREN, NO,
YOU CAN'T GO.
431
00:16:16,499 --> 00:16:18,261
I CAN'T DO THIS
WITHOUT YOU.
432
00:16:18,261 --> 00:16:20,503
YES, YOU CAN, BERT.
433
00:16:20,503 --> 00:16:22,265
YOU CAN DO
A HALF‐STEP OFFSET,
434
00:16:22,265 --> 00:16:23,547
WHICH I COULDN'T DO
UNTIL I WAS LIKE 10.
435
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:26,149
AND I'M THE BEST DAMN
LEGO BUILDER I'VE EVER MET.
436
00:16:28,832 --> 00:16:30,513
YOU'VE GOT THIS.
437
00:16:30,513 --> 00:16:33,036
[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ]
438
00:16:34,397 --> 00:16:36,600
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
CAN I...?
439
00:16:40,323 --> 00:16:42,686
I'M HERE BECAUSE I AM IN LOVE
WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND,
440
00:16:42,686 --> 00:16:45,769
AND IT IS KILLING HER TO THINK
THAT SHE MIGHT BE LOSING YOU.
441
00:16:45,769 --> 00:16:46,810
REALLY?
442
00:16:46,810 --> 00:16:48,211
BECAUSE
SHE BASICALLY ABANDONED ME
443
00:16:48,211 --> 00:16:49,693
THE SECOND THAT
YOU GUYS GOT MARRIED.
444
00:16:49,693 --> 00:16:52,535
SERIOUSLY, LIKE,
THE DAY AFTER YOUR WEDDING,
445
00:16:52,535 --> 00:16:54,537
SHE JUST VANISHED
FOR LIKE A WEEK.
446
00:16:54,537 --> 00:16:56,219
YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT OUR HONEYMOON?
447
00:16:56,219 --> 00:16:57,380
IF SHE CARED ABOUT ME
SO MUCH,
448
00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:58,942
WHY DIDN'T SHE COME HERE
HERSELF?
449
00:16:58,942 --> 00:17:00,143
WELL, YOU ‐‐ UH...
YOU KNOW KATE.
450
00:17:00,143 --> 00:17:03,346
SHE'S IRRATIONAL.
SHE'S EMOTIONAL.
451
00:17:03,346 --> 00:17:06,349
SHE'S A LOOSE CANNON.
UH, SHE NEEDS YOU.
452
00:17:06,349 --> 00:17:08,511
YOU ‐‐ YOU GROUND HER.
453
00:17:08,511 --> 00:17:11,154
YEAH. I DO.
454
00:17:11,154 --> 00:17:12,475
DID SHE SAY THAT?
YEAH.
455
00:17:13,436 --> 00:17:16,239
I MEAN, I'M ‐‐
I'M PARAPHRASING A LITTLE BIT,
456
00:17:16,239 --> 00:17:18,962
BUT S‐SHE THINKS ABOUT YOU
ALL THE TIME.
457
00:17:18,962 --> 00:17:20,564
SO YOU'RE SAYING
I'M STILL
458
00:17:20,564 --> 00:17:23,206
THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON
IN HER LIFE?
SURE.
459
00:17:23,206 --> 00:17:27,130
I PACKED UP ALL MY STUFF,
EXCEPT MY FREE WEIGHTS.
460
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,932
THEY'RE...
TOO HEAVY TO LIFT.
461
00:17:28,932 --> 00:17:30,133
THIS YOUR NEW GUY?
462
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:32,375
NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
463
00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:33,577
NO, I'M, UH ‐‐
I'M PETE HARRISON.
464
00:17:33,577 --> 00:17:35,098
YOU MUST BE KEVIN.
IT'S KEVIN WITH A "T."
465
00:17:35,098 --> 00:17:36,620
YOU MEAN
TEVIN WITH A "T."
466
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,461
NO, MAN,
THAT WOULDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
467
00:17:38,461 --> 00:17:39,823
TEVIN
ALREADY HAS A "T."
468
00:17:39,823 --> 00:17:42,185
YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOUR WAY MAKES MUCH MORE SENSE.
469
00:17:42,185 --> 00:17:44,427
OKAY, TEVIN,
THIS IS KATE'S HUSBAND.
470
00:17:44,427 --> 00:17:46,349
OH, SHE'S HOT!
WELL, THANK YOU.
471
00:17:46,349 --> 00:17:48,832
MAN, YOU MUST BE LOADED.
I GET BY.
472
00:17:48,832 --> 00:17:50,193
BAM‐OH!
[ LAUGHS ]
473
00:17:50,193 --> 00:17:51,715
HOW MUCH YOU MAKE A YEAR?
LET'S TALK NUMBERS.
474
00:17:51,715 --> 00:17:53,637
OKAY, YOU KNOW,
I SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING.
475
00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:55,639
IT WAS GREAT
TO MEET YOU, TEVIN.
476
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,520
YOU GUYS
ARE GREAT TOGETHER.
477
00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:00,043
DIANE: I KNOW YOU THINK
I'M HARD ON YOU WARREN,
478
00:18:00,043 --> 00:18:02,325
BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO HAVE IT
BETTER THAN I DID.
479
00:18:02,325 --> 00:18:04,487
I‐I WANT YOU TO BE PREPARED
FOR THE FUTURE.
480
00:18:04,487 --> 00:18:06,129
I HATE THE FUTURE.
481
00:18:06,129 --> 00:18:07,370
I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE
482
00:18:07,370 --> 00:18:09,292
THAT YOU HAD TO HAVE IT
ALL FIGURED OUT BY NOW.
483
00:18:09,292 --> 00:18:11,294
YOU DON'T.
YOU'RE ONLY 15.
484
00:18:11,294 --> 00:18:13,296
AND DID YOU KNOW WHAT YOU
WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP?
485
00:18:13,296 --> 00:18:16,059
NOT EVEN CLOSE.
I HAD NO IDEA.
486
00:18:16,059 --> 00:18:18,061
I ONLY KNEW THAT
I WANTED TO BE A SURGEON
487
00:18:18,061 --> 00:18:21,144
AND STUDY UNDER DR. SIMPRUCCI
AT STANFORD,
488
00:18:21,144 --> 00:18:23,587
BUT NO CLUE WHAT
I WANTED TO SPECIALIZE IN.
489
00:18:23,587 --> 00:18:25,188
THAT MAKES ME
FEEL BETTER.
490
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:27,190
I JUST WANT YOU
TO DO YOUR BEST AND FOCUS.
491
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,872
AND WHAT IF I'M NOT GOOD
AT ANYTHING?
492
00:18:28,872 --> 00:18:31,074
YOU'RE GOOD AT LOTS OF THINGS.
I MEAN, COME ON.
493
00:18:31,074 --> 00:18:32,876
WHAT YOU WERE DOING
TODAY ‐‐
494
00:18:32,876 --> 00:18:35,679
IT REQUIRED, UM,
INFRASTRUCTURE.
495
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,080
SO YOU COULD BE
AN ENGINEER, RIGHT?
496
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,082
YEAH.
OKAY.
497
00:18:39,082 --> 00:18:41,444
IT REQUIRED
FOLLOWING A COMPLEX BLUEPRINT.
498
00:18:41,444 --> 00:18:44,487
SO YOU COULD BE
AN ARCHITECT.
YEAH.
499
00:18:44,487 --> 00:18:47,691
AND IT REQUIRED COMMUNICATING
WITH JACKIE.
500
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:50,293
HELLO. YOU COULD
BE AN ANIMAL TRAINER.
501
00:18:50,293 --> 00:18:51,294
[ CHUCKLES ]
502
00:18:51,294 --> 00:18:53,216
I'M THE BEST.
YES, YOU ARE.
503
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:55,098
THANKS, MOM.
YEAH.
504
00:18:55,098 --> 00:18:56,339
YOU'RE AWESOME ‐‐
OH, WAIT, WAIT.
505
00:18:56,339 --> 00:18:59,302
OR SHOULD I SAY...
"EXONERATED"?
506
00:18:59,302 --> 00:19:01,264
[ LAUGHING ] OKAY.
507
00:19:01,264 --> 00:19:02,786
OKAY,
LET'S GET YOU A TUTOR.
508
00:19:02,786 --> 00:19:04,507
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
509
00:19:09,272 --> 00:19:11,314
HEY.
OH. HEY.
510
00:19:11,314 --> 00:19:14,958
HEY, HILLARY!
TEVIN: HEY.
511
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:17,721
HEY, IT'S THE PETE MAN!
KEVIN WITH A "T."
512
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:20,243
I THOUGHT THIS PLACE
WOULD BE BIGGER.
513
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:22,125
OH, HI, MEG!
514
00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:23,927
MY HOMEWORK'S
ALMOST FINISHED.
515
00:19:23,927 --> 00:19:25,328
WOULD YOU LIKE FOR ME
TO HEAT IT UP FOR YOU?
516
00:19:25,328 --> 00:19:28,411
UH, LOOK, WHILE WE'LL NEVER KNOW
WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
517
00:19:28,411 --> 00:19:31,815
TO YOUR PROJECT,
I FELT BAD,
518
00:19:31,815 --> 00:19:33,536
SO I THOUGHT
I'D HOOK YOU UP.
519
00:19:33,536 --> 00:19:35,739
THANKS, BUT I'M ALREADY
HIGH ON LIFE.
520
00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,260
OH. DON'T SAY THAT.
521
00:19:38,021 --> 00:19:40,904
I MADE YOU THIS.
522
00:19:42,145 --> 00:19:43,306
WOW.
523
00:19:43,306 --> 00:19:45,148
YOU'RE WELCOME.
524
00:19:45,148 --> 00:19:48,912
THANKS.
KATE: MEG, THIS IS AMAZING.
525
00:19:48,912 --> 00:19:51,474
I MEAN, THIS MUST HAVE TAKEN YOU
LIKE AN HOUR.
526
00:19:51,474 --> 00:19:53,557
I KNOW.
I REALLY CAME THROUGH.
527
00:19:53,557 --> 00:19:57,761
UM, GUYS, I THINK
THIS IS MISSING SOME PLANETS.
528
00:19:57,761 --> 00:20:00,363
UH, WELL, LITTLE GIRL,
SCIENTISTS DON'T AGREE
529
00:20:00,363 --> 00:20:02,165
ON HOW MANY PLANETS
THERE ARE.
530
00:20:02,165 --> 00:20:04,367
WELL, YEAH, BUT THEY ALL AGREE
THERE'S MORE THAN FIVE.
531
00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:07,170
DON'T WORRY, HONEY.
I'LL HELP YOU MAKE A NEW ONE
THAT HAS AN EARTH.
532
00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:08,171
OKAY.
533
00:20:08,171 --> 00:20:11,134
I'M SORRY
I LIED TO YOU.
534
00:20:11,134 --> 00:20:13,296
I'M SORRY
I SAID YOUR LIFE WAS CRAPPY...
535
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,739
AND FOR WHAT I CALLED YOU
ON FACEBOOK.
536
00:20:15,739 --> 00:20:17,180
[ GASPS ]
I'LL TAKE IT DOWN.
537
00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:19,182
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
538
00:20:19,182 --> 00:20:22,345
BAM‐OH! RECONCILED!
539
00:20:22,345 --> 00:20:23,346
BRING IT IN, BIG GUY.
NO.
540
00:20:24,507 --> 00:20:25,949
IT FELT LIKE
THE RIGHT MOMENT.
541
00:20:25,949 --> 00:20:27,871
NOT YET.
MAYBE NEVER.
542
00:20:30,714 --> 00:20:31,835
♪ GIVE ME MORE CASH ♪
543
00:20:31,835 --> 00:20:32,876
♪ JUST KEEP THOSE HANDS BACK ♪
544
00:20:32,876 --> 00:20:34,918
♪ NO, YOU DON'T GRAB THAT ♪
545
00:20:34,918 --> 00:20:36,399
♪ GO ON AND LEAN BACK ♪
CHANNING TATUM'S NOT ONLY
BEARING HIS BODY.
546
00:20:36,399 --> 00:20:37,601
♪ GIVE ME MORE CASH ♪
HE'S BEARING HIS SOUL.
547
00:20:37,601 --> 00:20:38,602
STOP TALKING.
548
00:20:38,602 --> 00:20:39,723
IT'S A CHARACTER PIECE ‐‐
549
00:20:39,723 --> 00:20:41,885
THE STORY OF A YOUNG MAN
WHOSE JOURNEY ‐‐
550
00:20:41,885 --> 00:20:44,087
PETE, STOP.
I DIDN'T TALK DURING "LINCOLN."
551
00:20:44,087 --> 00:20:47,290
HEY, WHERE DID
THAT GUY'S PANTS GO?
552
00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:49,292
WHERE'S THE REMOTE?!
WHERE'S THE REMOTE?!
553
00:20:49,292 --> 00:20:51,775
UM, BERT, UM...
554
00:20:51,775 --> 00:20:53,376
THAT GUY IS A LIAR,
SO HIS PANTS ARE ON FIRE.
555
00:20:53,376 --> 00:20:55,138
IS THAT WHY
THE FIREMAN'S THERE?
556
00:20:55,138 --> 00:20:56,820
YES. EXACTLY.
557
00:20:56,820 --> 00:21:00,183
OH, HERE IT IS.
WRONG REMOTE.
558
00:21:00,183 --> 00:21:03,186
HEY, KATE, LOOK. I'M SHAKING
MY BUTT LIKE THAT COWBOY.
559
00:21:03,186 --> 00:21:05,869
HEY, COWBOY!
TIME FOR BED!
560
00:21:05,869 --> 00:21:07,671
OH, PETE,
I FOUND IT.
561
00:21:07,671 --> 00:21:09,673
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
562
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:18,882
♪ GIVE ME MORE CASH ♪