1 00:00:04,555 --> 00:00:07,455 ♪ The animals, the animals ♪ 2 00:00:07,524 --> 00:00:10,325 ♪ Trapped, trapped, trapped till the cage is full ♪ 3 00:00:10,394 --> 00:00:13,078 ♪ The cage is full The day is new ♪ 4 00:00:13,147 --> 00:00:16,081 ♪ And everyone is waiting, waiting on you ♪ 5 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:22,771 ♪ And you've got time ♪ 6 00:00:27,594 --> 00:00:30,578 ♪ Think of all the roads ♪ 7 00:00:30,647 --> 00:00:33,548 ♪ Think of all their crossings ♪ 8 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:36,535 ♪ Taking steps is easy ♪ 9 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:39,671 ♪ Standing still is hard ♪ 10 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:42,541 ♪ Remember all their faces ♪ 11 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:45,777 ♪ Remember all their voices ♪ 12 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:48,964 ♪ Everything is different ♪ 13 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,868 ♪ The second time around ♪ 14 00:00:54,789 --> 00:01:01,643 ♪ And you've got time ♪ 15 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:08,917 ♪ And you've got time ♪♪ 16 00:01:15,859 --> 00:01:17,726 Chapman. 17 00:01:20,197 --> 00:01:22,063 Chapman, let's go. Up, up, up. 18 00:01:22,132 --> 00:01:23,698 What? I'm up. 19 00:01:23,767 --> 00:01:26,635 On your feet. I th... 20 00:01:26,704 --> 00:01:30,572 I thought that Foley was on duty today. 21 00:01:30,641 --> 00:01:32,607 Is it breakfast already? 22 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:36,978 No, but if you're hungry, you can lick yesterday's off the wall. Nasty. 23 00:01:37,047 --> 00:01:39,697 No, this... 24 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:43,151 This... This is art. 25 00:01:43,220 --> 00:01:46,421 This is a yellow warbler drinking out of a daffodil. 26 00:01:46,490 --> 00:01:50,291 She just cannot get enough. 27 00:01:50,361 --> 00:01:52,772 I'm calling it "Thirsty Bird." It's almost done. 28 00:01:52,796 --> 00:01:55,080 Smells like old Easter in here. 29 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:56,665 I hate cooked yolks. 30 00:01:56,734 --> 00:01:59,133 - Well, you won't be finishing. - Why? What's happening? 31 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:03,321 Or annoying the living crap out of me. Stand up on your goddamn feet, inmate. 32 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:06,808 - Do you need to pee? - I need to know what's going on. 33 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:09,806 If there was a hearing, I was entitled to be there. Are you taking... 34 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:12,180 - Am I going to max? - Remember, I asked. 35 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:15,567 That warbler looks like the yellow Angry Bird. 36 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:21,957 Please. Is this about Pennsatucky? 37 00:02:22,026 --> 00:02:24,359 Please. 38 00:02:24,428 --> 00:02:26,995 What happened to her? 39 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:30,549 Where are we going? Into this van. 40 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:34,069 - Am I going back to camp? - Ask me more questions. Go ahead. 41 00:02:40,878 --> 00:02:43,495 Shit. You couldn't warm this bitch up first? 42 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:45,224 Not a lot of warning on this one. 43 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:47,193 Please tell me where we're going. 44 00:02:47,217 --> 00:02:49,498 Are we going back to camp? 45 00:02:50,054 --> 00:02:51,687 Just a yes or a no. 46 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:53,338 Hey. A head nod. 47 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:55,924 What's up with the Mila Kunis chick from New Year's? 48 00:02:55,993 --> 00:03:00,145 Total psycho. She texted me yesterday, "How 'bout we meet before 10:00 PM sometime." 49 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:02,675 With a period, not a question mark. 50 00:03:02,699 --> 00:03:04,800 The fuck? Ordering me around. 51 00:03:04,868 --> 00:03:07,763 And she's got that Kunis face, but she does not have that Kunis ass, 52 00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:11,356 and you gotta have that Kunis ass if you're gonna be tellin', not asking. 53 00:03:11,424 --> 00:03:14,509 Got to have that ass. Can't abide by demanding flat-ass poochies. 54 00:03:14,577 --> 00:03:16,188 Mm-mmm. "Poochies"? 55 00:03:16,212 --> 00:03:20,382 Can't say "bitches" no more. It's degrading. 56 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,501 Van nine, you're cleared to go. 57 00:03:30,828 --> 00:03:34,095 On The gate. Open at the gate. 58 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,517 Processing out. 59 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:42,587 Processing out? Processing out of the SHU? 60 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:45,424 - I'm diggin' the fresh shave. - No? 61 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:47,892 No. Then what am I processing out of? 62 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:50,061 Come around back. 63 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:52,397 What am I processing out of? 64 00:03:52,465 --> 00:03:54,966 Good luck with it, Chapman. 65 00:04:00,757 --> 00:04:03,157 Is that for me? 66 00:04:03,226 --> 00:04:05,092 Hey, these things... 67 00:04:05,161 --> 00:04:07,362 These are really tight. 68 00:04:07,431 --> 00:04:09,631 - Yep. - I still have basic human rights. 69 00:04:09,699 --> 00:04:14,869 You cannot put me on a mystery bus in the middle of the night and not tell me where I'm going. 70 00:04:14,938 --> 00:04:16,721 I demand to know where I am being taken. 71 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,289 Can't abide demanding poochies. 72 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:20,608 Get your flat-ass on the bus. 73 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:23,478 Take a seat. Have eyes on that inmate transport? 74 00:04:41,998 --> 00:04:43,297 Inmate! 75 00:04:44,401 --> 00:04:45,750 Cool it. 76 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,436 He's looking. 77 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:49,604 - So? - So we'll get in trouble. 78 00:04:49,672 --> 00:04:51,650 No one's getting in trouble, Piper. 79 00:04:51,674 --> 00:04:53,808 Last year Marcy Klein broke her ankle. 80 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,710 She had to get pins in it or something. 81 00:04:55,779 --> 00:04:58,630 Yeah, 'cause she tried to do a herkie on her way out. 82 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:01,232 Come on. We're all going to Ryan's after. 83 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,661 We're getting close. You guys ready? 84 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:06,938 Ew. He wears cologne. It's gross. 85 00:05:08,157 --> 00:05:10,942 If my dad finds out, I'm totally getting grounded. 86 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:15,280 And if your dad doesn't find out, maybe we'll be invited to Ryan's New Year's Eve party. 87 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:20,201 Maybe we won't go into next semester being the same lame losers we are now. 88 00:05:20,270 --> 00:05:24,038 I don't have to jump off a bus to prove I'm fun. I'm fun. 89 00:05:24,107 --> 00:05:28,376 I know that. Just... no one else really does. 90 00:05:28,445 --> 00:05:30,645 Come on. 91 00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:34,181 Here we go. Have a rad Christmas, Ralph. 92 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:35,250 Go. 93 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:47,562 That was so great. Cool. 94 00:05:47,631 --> 00:05:49,247 Yeah. 95 00:05:49,315 --> 00:05:54,185 Hey. I understand Nicole and Bojing, but why didn't you jump? 96 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:57,672 I slowed to five miles an hour. It's tradition. 97 00:05:57,740 --> 00:06:00,926 - Unnecessary risk. - You're one of those. 98 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:04,312 My dad says I should have strength of character, not be a lemming. 99 00:06:05,482 --> 00:06:08,750 Hey, daddy's girl, get the door for me, will ya? 100 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:39,697 Hey. 101 00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:43,902 - Do you know where we're going? - Hoping for Mississippi. 102 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:46,654 What? 103 00:06:46,723 --> 00:06:49,741 How can they not tell us where we're going? This is so fucked. 104 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:51,042 Hush it. 105 00:06:54,097 --> 00:06:56,531 Oh, I should have peed. 106 00:06:58,735 --> 00:07:00,752 Excuse me. 107 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:03,405 Is there any way that we can stop for a bathroom? 108 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:30,364 Are we getting off? 109 00:07:30,433 --> 00:07:33,935 Why do you keep thinking I know what the bus schedule is? 110 00:07:34,004 --> 00:07:36,115 I don't know shit. Same as you. 111 00:07:36,139 --> 00:07:38,072 All the way to the back. 112 00:07:38,141 --> 00:07:40,075 It's just that I gotta pee so badly. 113 00:07:40,143 --> 00:07:42,877 They-They have to let us pee, right? 114 00:07:44,815 --> 00:07:47,293 You think I should ask again? Should I ask... 115 00:07:47,317 --> 00:07:50,185 They ain't gonna let you pee. No one told you to wear a pee pad? 116 00:07:50,254 --> 00:07:52,720 - A what? - A pee pad. 117 00:07:52,789 --> 00:07:56,774 Two maxis stacked so they like a maxi-maxi. 118 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:58,843 Then you just let out a little at a time. 119 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:03,932 Now some people do two down and then one across the front, 120 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,934 one across the back, like a diaper. 121 00:08:06,002 --> 00:08:08,303 But me, I just do a double stack. 122 00:08:08,371 --> 00:08:11,417 Nobody told me. I've been in Seg for the last month. 123 00:08:11,441 --> 00:08:14,625 I'm doin' it right now. 124 00:08:22,485 --> 00:08:26,420 Line 'em up. 125 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:32,076 Here we go, ladies. Exit to the front. 126 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:33,645 An airplane? 127 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:36,594 We're getting on a fuckin' airplane? Let's go. 128 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:42,087 Stick out your tongue. 129 00:08:44,323 --> 00:08:45,757 All right. Next. 130 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:54,566 Stick out your tongue. 131 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:57,751 Up. Up! 132 00:08:57,820 --> 00:08:59,938 I got a tight lingual frenulum. 133 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:04,926 I really don't need to know about that. Stick it up or I'll rip it out. Come on. 134 00:09:04,995 --> 00:09:06,878 Huh. Oh, Christ. 135 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:08,863 - That's not mine. - Nice. 136 00:09:08,931 --> 00:09:10,215 Fucker. 137 00:09:10,284 --> 00:09:11,804 Let me go! Come on. 138 00:09:11,835 --> 00:09:16,087 Get her covered. Write up assault and occupational exposure, please. 139 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:17,856 Next. 140 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:23,244 - You're not a spitter, are ya? - No, sir. 141 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:30,768 - Not hiding anything? - Just a very, very full bladder. 142 00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:32,070 Stick out your tongue. 143 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:34,055 Up. 144 00:09:34,123 --> 00:09:36,802 All right. Remind me on the plane. I'll get you to a bathroom. 145 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:38,621 - Thank you. - Thank you for not peeing your pants. 146 00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:41,407 - Hey, can you tell me where we're going? - Nope. Next. 147 00:09:41,431 --> 00:09:43,999 Let's go. Today. 148 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,583 Just sit tight. I'll be with you in a minute. 149 00:09:51,607 --> 00:09:53,124 Here. 150 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:57,262 What was that? 151 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:59,163 It's normal. 152 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:01,513 It's her first time on a airplane. 153 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:04,068 I can't talk. I gotta pee. 154 00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:06,666 Can't walk and chew gum at the same time? 155 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:07,855 Whatever. 156 00:10:07,924 --> 00:10:11,124 Can't have that. Give it up. 157 00:10:12,044 --> 00:10:14,245 Sit. Stay. 158 00:10:15,798 --> 00:10:17,115 Sir? 159 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,783 Um, the restroom? 160 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:21,714 Ah, right. Uh, let me just get you a female marshal here. Sit tight. 161 00:10:21,738 --> 00:10:25,690 I-I've been sitting tight for about five hours. I'm all good with a male guard. 162 00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:27,402 I'm a marshal. Guards work at the beach. 163 00:10:27,426 --> 00:10:30,411 Please don't mention anything that's near a body of water right now. 164 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:33,715 - All right. Follow me. - Okay. Thank you. 165 00:10:37,086 --> 00:10:39,137 Don't make me move you broads. 166 00:10:40,957 --> 00:10:42,501 Where's the, uh... No door. 167 00:10:42,525 --> 00:10:44,759 Let's go. 168 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,699 Ah. 169 00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:57,105 Everyone's on, sir. 170 00:10:57,173 --> 00:11:00,274 Great. Tell the pilots we're running final security check. 171 00:11:02,112 --> 00:11:04,695 Can you, uh, kinda hurry it up a bit? 172 00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:06,463 I'm going as fast as I can. 173 00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:08,616 Really? 'Cause it sounds a little light. 174 00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:12,953 Better. 175 00:11:16,225 --> 00:11:18,704 In the movies there's always this thing about oxygen masks. 176 00:11:18,728 --> 00:11:21,991 They come out of the ceiling or something. Is someone gonna tell us about those? 177 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,465 - Oh, excuse me. - Hmm. Polite. 178 00:11:27,737 --> 00:11:29,236 Damn. Tight. 179 00:11:29,305 --> 00:11:31,233 You must've really pissed off whoever put these on. 180 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:34,542 I was a demanding poochie. 181 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:38,145 Do you tell us where we're going, or do you guys hand out blindfolds when we land? 182 00:11:38,214 --> 00:11:40,292 Ah. Frisky one? 183 00:11:40,316 --> 00:11:42,817 I like that. Seat belts. 184 00:11:43,686 --> 00:11:45,486 All clear. All clear. 185 00:11:45,554 --> 00:11:48,022 - All clear! - All clear! 186 00:11:53,096 --> 00:11:55,407 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's movin'. 187 00:11:55,431 --> 00:11:57,164 We're movin'. 188 00:11:57,233 --> 00:12:00,446 This thing must weigh like a bazillion pounds. How's it gonna fly? 189 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:03,115 You know, I read once that you have a better chance of dying... 190 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:06,290 from the food on an airplane than in an actual crash. 191 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,170 Do they serve food on this flight? 192 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:10,594 Won't that make the plane heavier? 193 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,564 Close the shade, 194 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:16,317 and pretend you're on the subway. 195 00:12:18,455 --> 00:12:21,589 My cousin died in a subway crash. 196 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,913 What the fuck? Is she asleep? 197 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,999 Boy, I hope so. 198 00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:33,345 Do you think that I should get somebody? No! No. 199 00:12:33,369 --> 00:12:34,969 Hell, no. 200 00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:39,056 It must be a stress thing. 201 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:42,293 When I get agitated, I get this really weird eye twitch, 202 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:46,697 although it's not happening right now. 203 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:51,318 I think I've moved beyond stress into something more deeply disturbing. 204 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,571 I got Vaseline. 205 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,924 A friend of mine, she took this flight, 206 00:12:56,993 --> 00:13:01,679 and she said it was so long and so dry that her whole face almost cracked open. 207 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,326 - You want some? - No, thanks. 208 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:06,011 - I got a whole glob if you want some later. - I don't want any. 209 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,620 I'll take some of that. It's dry as shit in here. 210 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:12,640 - Come on. Help me out. - Here. 211 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:15,009 Even if I was willing to touch her ear glob, 212 00:13:15,077 --> 00:13:20,180 and even if I could reach across the aisle with these shackles on and no guard noticing, 213 00:13:20,249 --> 00:13:24,735 what makes you think that I could get up underneath that mask and touch your lips? 214 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,955 Fuck you then, bitch. You ain't even willing to try? 215 00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,890 Sorry. 216 00:13:29,959 --> 00:13:32,021 Well, this one really thinks shit through, don't she? 217 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,527 Shut your ugly face. 218 00:13:33,597 --> 00:13:35,597 No one ever tell you crack kills? 219 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:42,169 Makes me miss when this one was conscious. 220 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,635 - Lolly. - Piper. 221 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,760 Hey. Please tell me you know where this plane is going. 222 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,861 Nope. 223 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:54,432 But if it's got heat and a bed, it's better than where I been. 224 00:13:56,702 --> 00:13:59,087 You do something really bad? 225 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:03,024 Well, it wasn't good. 226 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:09,480 I did something kind of bad, and I was, um, doing my time for it. 227 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,281 Mm-hmm. 228 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:16,186 And then I did this, uh... I did this other thing. 229 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:22,092 I did this really, really bad thing, 230 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:27,164 and I think maybe I'm going away for it, for a long time. 231 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,506 Well, did you... 232 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,074 Did you kill somebody? 233 00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:39,610 I don't know. 234 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,546 I don't know. 235 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,314 I mean, this girl... 236 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:50,120 This girl, she was coming after me, and she was not gonna stop, and... 237 00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:53,824 She is... 238 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:56,861 Or was... 239 00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:01,699 She was... relentless. 240 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:04,435 I mean, just crazy. 241 00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:06,704 So, 242 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:09,640 so crazy. 243 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,978 And I completely lost it. 244 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,781 I just, uh... 245 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:18,583 I just went there. 246 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,818 And I think... 247 00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:23,487 I didn't really know... 248 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:27,157 that there was there there, but, um... 249 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:33,030 I don't know if it just grew there recently or if it's always been there, 250 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:38,235 but that really... That dark place, that place... 251 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:42,473 that let me just keep on hitting her... 252 00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:45,309 and hitting her, 253 00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:49,714 and-and, uh, hitting her. 254 00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:55,486 I couldn't stop. 255 00:15:57,289 --> 00:16:00,057 I couldn't stop. 256 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,638 That's... 257 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,273 That's some shit, man. 258 00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:18,325 Hello, passengers. 259 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,924 We want to thank you for flying with us today. We know you have a choice in your air travel. 260 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:24,576 Kidding. You have no choice at all 'cause you're prisoners. 261 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:29,436 Our prisoners. Anyhoo, please note the exit rows located in the middle of the plane. 262 00:16:29,505 --> 00:16:33,423 In the case of a water landing, we strongly suggest you do not try and swim to freedom. 263 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,193 Remember, it's winter, and hypothermia hurts. 264 00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,763 Your seat cushion may be used as a floatation device. 265 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,482 Please make sure your seat belts are securely fastened. 266 00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:45,419 If the oxygen masks come down, just push them back into the panel above your seat. 267 00:16:45,488 --> 00:16:47,287 We're having some issues with those. 268 00:16:47,356 --> 00:16:50,324 Sit back, relax and enjoy our in-flight entertainment, 269 00:16:50,392 --> 00:16:53,394 which is staring off into space. 270 00:16:57,316 --> 00:17:00,229 Piper, will you please take off those stupid glasses? 271 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,752 Fine, but stop saying my name. 272 00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:03,521 I'm Zoe. Call me Zoe. 273 00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:06,023 Okay, Zoe. Here he comes. 274 00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:08,725 Here you go. Two tickets to Dazed and Confused. 275 00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:10,895 - Have fun. - Thanks. 276 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:14,765 What if it's rated "R" because something really inappropriate happens, 277 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,361 something that scars us for life? 278 00:17:16,385 --> 00:17:18,753 Will you stop? We've got the tickets. 279 00:17:18,822 --> 00:17:22,874 It's all cool. Why not try to enjoy it? 280 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:25,254 Oh, my God, my father. 281 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,060 Yeah, right. Quit being such a spaz. 282 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,158 No, seriously. Look across the street. 283 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,115 That's my dad. 284 00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:33,334 Oh, shit. See? 285 00:17:34,604 --> 00:17:36,265 Oh, shit. 286 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,571 Who is that? 287 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:48,515 Maybe the movie will take your mind off it. 288 00:17:48,584 --> 00:17:52,553 I gave the guy 10 extra bucks to buy the tickets for us. 289 00:18:01,631 --> 00:18:04,298 Fucking shit! 290 00:18:05,401 --> 00:18:07,734 Are we there? Oh, geez. I'm sorry. 291 00:18:07,803 --> 00:18:09,836 We're somewhere. 292 00:18:09,905 --> 00:18:12,273 How long was I asleep for? 293 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:15,543 I don't know. I left my watch back with my freedom. 294 00:18:15,611 --> 00:18:18,229 All right, listen up. New inmates will be joining us. 295 00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:20,131 Remember, there is no touching. 296 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:23,934 Keep your hands and your feet and your legs and your hair and your face... 297 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:26,186 and all your other body parts to yourself. 298 00:18:26,255 --> 00:18:28,422 If you cannot abide by this request, 299 00:18:28,490 --> 00:18:31,825 we'll arrange for a nice little spot for you in Seg upon your arrival. 300 00:18:31,894 --> 00:18:35,329 If you want to stay out of trouble, just avoid eye contact. 301 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,967 Settle down, people. 302 00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:44,989 Oh, baby, I think you overshot first class. 303 00:18:46,843 --> 00:18:49,343 - Jay? - No way! Spongie? 304 00:18:49,412 --> 00:18:51,329 Shit, girl, you got picked up? 305 00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:52,896 Yeah. Fuckin' Robbie. 306 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,542 Where he at? Not here. 307 00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:58,485 Gentlemen, sit your asses in your assigned seats. 308 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,914 I got a seat for you, mommy. 309 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,858 Got it all warmed up for you. 310 00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:07,178 You a bad girl, huh? 311 00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:09,875 You think that Suburbs over there... 312 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:12,310 can pop her puss like a sister? 313 00:19:12,334 --> 00:19:14,552 Black men get all snow-blind. 314 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:18,656 Don't know how good they got it with a cinnamon queen that knows how to handle her business. 315 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,675 I got plenty for you too, boo. 316 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:22,509 Mm-hmm. 317 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,112 Ain't that right, First Class? 318 00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,816 You can share. 319 00:19:28,884 --> 00:19:30,384 I can make you share. 320 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:35,472 Eyes front. Eyes front! 321 00:19:42,698 --> 00:19:45,310 Hold up. Hold up. Let me help you. 322 00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:46,667 Here. 323 00:19:48,237 --> 00:19:51,772 Mmm. Thank you. I'm starving. 324 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:54,642 It's gonna be so weird gettin' fed every day. 325 00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:57,377 I'm probably gonna get fat. 326 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,481 Hey, I see mountains! I think we're in the Midwest. 327 00:20:01,550 --> 00:20:04,429 Ain't no mountains in the Midwest, dumbass. 328 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,687 There's plains and corn... 329 00:20:06,756 --> 00:20:09,556 and a shit-ton of white people who don't vote in their best interests. 330 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:12,326 Oh, excuse me, Carmen Sandiego. 331 00:20:12,394 --> 00:20:15,062 Didn't realize we had a geography expert on board. 332 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,676 Hell, maybe we're going to Vegas, baby. 333 00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:21,485 Marshals, prepare for landing. 334 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,440 Chicago? 335 00:20:26,508 --> 00:20:29,226 ♪ Horns of plenty ♪ 336 00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:32,012 ♪ Coffers full ♪ 337 00:20:32,081 --> 00:20:35,932 ♪ We're starting over ♪ 338 00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:39,987 ♪ I write you a story ♪ 339 00:20:41,958 --> 00:20:45,809 ♪ But it loses its thread ♪ 340 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,296 ♪ And all of my witnesses ♪ 341 00:20:49,365 --> 00:20:51,582 ♪ Keep turning up ♪ 342 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:56,520 ♪ Keep turning up dead ♪ 343 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,240 ♪ I paint you a picture ♪ 344 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:06,063 ♪ Of Pulaski at night ♪ 345 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:08,683 ♪ Come back to Chicago ♪ 346 00:21:08,751 --> 00:21:11,085 ♪ City of ♪ 347 00:21:11,154 --> 00:21:15,272 ♪ City of light ♪ 348 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:07,040 ♪ I paint you a picture ♪ 349 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:13,064 ♪ But it never looks right ♪ 350 00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:18,101 ♪ Cause I fill in the shadows and block out the ♪ 351 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:22,839 ♪ I block out the light ♪ 352 00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:26,827 ♪ I send you a postcard ♪ 353 00:22:26,895 --> 00:22:32,249 ♪ It says, "Pulaski at night" ♪ 354 00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:34,919 ♪ Greetings from Chicago ♪ 355 00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:37,187 ♪ City of ♪ 356 00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:41,758 ♪ City of light ♪ 357 00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:44,261 ♪ Come back to Chicago ♪ 358 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:46,497 ♪ City of ♪ 359 00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:50,417 ♪ City of light ♪♪ 360 00:22:50,486 --> 00:22:54,905 Now everyone turn around and grab your ankles. 361 00:22:57,944 --> 00:23:01,728 I said turn around and grab your ankles! 362 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:03,781 If you're feeling shy, 363 00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:06,884 I can set you up with a private show-and-tell... 364 00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,539 in solitary. 365 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:20,363 Let's get those moons rising, ladies. 366 00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:26,387 Line up! 367 00:23:26,455 --> 00:23:28,789 Females walking. Secure the unit. 368 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:31,942 No talking. 369 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:37,754 Against the wall. 370 00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:46,940 You, you, you, you. Let's go. 371 00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:51,128 1278-1945. That's me. 372 00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:52,996 You're up here. 373 00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:55,949 Unit A. Cell 21. Bunk five. 374 00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:58,768 Will I be able to speak with my counselor soon? 375 00:23:58,837 --> 00:24:01,989 I haven't been told why I'm here or how long I'm staying. 376 00:24:02,057 --> 00:24:03,819 Have I been resentenced? 377 00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:08,495 All I know, Unit A, cell 21, bunk five. 378 00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:15,236 Hey! 379 00:24:15,304 --> 00:24:17,282 - Step off it? - Step off what? 380 00:24:17,306 --> 00:24:18,483 Oh, God! 381 00:24:18,507 --> 00:24:20,385 Yeah, you better be prayin' to God about now. 382 00:24:20,409 --> 00:24:24,428 Him, baby Jesus, Buddha, whoever else might look out for dumbass bitches... 383 00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:27,514 don't look before they stomp. 384 00:24:27,583 --> 00:24:30,083 I told you to be overly cautious today. 385 00:24:30,152 --> 00:24:34,254 I said you've got to slow down in order to excel. 386 00:24:34,322 --> 00:24:37,858 I told you to quit it with that cosmic voodoo shit. 387 00:24:37,927 --> 00:24:41,261 Yeah, he's dead. She killed Yoda. 388 00:24:41,330 --> 00:24:44,075 I'm so sorry. Was Yoda your pet or something? 389 00:24:44,099 --> 00:24:45,782 He was our prize, pendeja. 390 00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:48,969 I would be more than happy to replace your prize. 391 00:24:49,037 --> 00:24:51,171 Oh, you think it's so simple to replace Yoda? 392 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,760 You owe us a motherfucking master, bitch. 393 00:24:54,277 --> 00:24:56,227 Okay. What was he master of? 394 00:24:57,830 --> 00:25:00,464 These nuts, uh, they train cockroaches... 395 00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:02,966 to run smokes back and forth to solitary. 396 00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:06,820 Most of them make it one way if they're lucky, but Yoda always came back. 397 00:25:06,889 --> 00:25:08,989 He's not comin' back this time. 398 00:25:10,025 --> 00:25:11,586 You guys are fuckin' with me. 399 00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:13,970 Yoda brought in 200 stamps last week. 400 00:25:14,029 --> 00:25:18,031 - You owe us a new Yoda or 400 stamps a week. - You said two. 401 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,317 Well, now we sayin' four. By week's end. 402 00:25:20,386 --> 00:25:22,514 And so you know, Celi's way of collecting debt... 403 00:25:22,538 --> 00:25:25,039 has not been approved by the FCC. 404 00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:29,009 It's gotta be at least two inches long, but no longer than four. 405 00:25:29,077 --> 00:25:32,679 - I'll do my best. - That's right, you will. 406 00:25:32,748 --> 00:25:35,148 Poor little Jedi never saw it comin'. 407 00:25:38,354 --> 00:25:40,154 Well, uh... 408 00:25:40,222 --> 00:25:42,156 We have two bunks available. 409 00:25:42,224 --> 00:25:46,493 Uh, one over Joyce, and five's over me. 410 00:25:46,561 --> 00:25:48,712 Uh, what are you assigned to? Five. 411 00:25:48,781 --> 00:25:50,363 Thankfully. 412 00:25:51,867 --> 00:25:54,284 - Gemini? - How did you know? 413 00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:56,686 It's a thing. 414 00:25:56,755 --> 00:25:58,905 - What's your birthday? - June 7. 415 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:02,042 - What year? - 1981. 416 00:26:02,110 --> 00:26:04,010 What time were you born? 417 00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,266 Um, I'm not sure. 418 00:26:09,334 --> 00:26:11,396 Your mom never told you your birth story? 419 00:26:11,420 --> 00:26:16,190 I was born in a huge snowstorm in October, which is weird for Michigan. 420 00:26:16,258 --> 00:26:18,325 Muskegon. 421 00:26:18,394 --> 00:26:21,456 I was born at 4:00 in the morning... on the dot. 422 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,747 Are there instructions for making the bed? 423 00:26:23,816 --> 00:26:26,083 Have you never made a bed before? 424 00:26:28,404 --> 00:26:31,171 Oh, I'm sorry. I don't... I don't watch a lot of TV. 425 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,807 Are you famous or something or... 426 00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:36,760 - You're Lindsay Lohan. - No. 427 00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:39,112 I mean for inspection. I'm Chapman. 428 00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:41,298 Oh. Mazall. 429 00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:44,251 So we spend all day in here together? 430 00:26:44,319 --> 00:26:46,119 Uh, except meals, 431 00:26:46,188 --> 00:26:48,322 and one hour a day rec time... 432 00:26:48,390 --> 00:26:50,268 and one day a week in the yard. 433 00:26:50,292 --> 00:26:52,332 Otherwise, home, sweet home. 434 00:26:52,995 --> 00:26:54,494 Home, sweet home. 435 00:26:54,563 --> 00:26:57,297 That's dinner. 436 00:26:59,634 --> 00:27:02,619 Keep them blue eyes on the floor, chica. 437 00:27:02,688 --> 00:27:04,849 And don't even bother with the fast ones. 438 00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:07,991 It's the slowbees who train the best. 439 00:27:14,266 --> 00:27:16,600 Are they for real? 440 00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:19,252 They're pretty serious about their roaches. 441 00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:25,475 So leave a message after the beep. 442 00:27:25,544 --> 00:27:28,795 Hey, it's me. It's Piper. 443 00:27:28,863 --> 00:27:31,815 Your name Piper? 444 00:27:31,884 --> 00:27:33,801 - Yeah. - You know Snazz? 445 00:27:33,869 --> 00:27:35,502 No. 446 00:27:35,571 --> 00:27:39,656 Snazzy told me a story once about a girl she used to dance with named Piper. 447 00:27:39,725 --> 00:27:42,587 Said she could blow out candles with her coochie. 448 00:27:42,611 --> 00:27:44,691 Sorry. Different Piper. 449 00:27:45,347 --> 00:27:46,947 All right. 450 00:27:49,818 --> 00:27:51,551 Larry, I fucked up. 451 00:27:52,988 --> 00:27:55,688 I really fucked everything up. 452 00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:58,325 And not in a fun-loving, "Oh, that's so Piper" way, 453 00:27:58,394 --> 00:28:02,762 wh-which I know is growing very old. 454 00:28:02,831 --> 00:28:05,598 But, um, 455 00:28:05,667 --> 00:28:07,667 this is serious. 456 00:28:07,736 --> 00:28:10,603 And I'm... 457 00:28:10,672 --> 00:28:13,273 I'm not sure it can be made right. 458 00:28:13,342 --> 00:28:15,175 And I'm sorry. 459 00:28:17,546 --> 00:28:21,448 I'm sorry to have to pull you back into my Tilt-A-Whirl of a life, 460 00:28:21,516 --> 00:28:24,334 but I need you to call your dad for me... 461 00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:28,805 and tell him that I'm in the Metropolitan Detention Center in Chicago. 462 00:28:29,975 --> 00:28:31,775 Tell him I need his help. 463 00:28:33,228 --> 00:28:35,528 Please, he's gotta help get me out of here. 464 00:28:35,597 --> 00:28:37,097 You guys will be "feeders." 465 00:28:37,166 --> 00:28:40,400 Push the cart in, distribute the trays, push the cart out. 466 00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:41,718 That's it. 467 00:28:41,787 --> 00:28:43,537 The "cleaners" will do the rest. 468 00:28:43,605 --> 00:28:45,438 All right, let's keep walking. 469 00:28:47,009 --> 00:28:52,429 ♪ You're the key to my peace of mind ♪ 470 00:28:52,497 --> 00:28:56,033 ♪ 'Cause you make me feel ♪ 471 00:28:56,101 --> 00:28:59,502 ♪ You make me feel ♪ 472 00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:02,873 ♪ You make me... ♪ 473 00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:07,477 ♪ Like a natural woman ♪ 474 00:29:07,546 --> 00:29:09,613 ♪ Woman ♪♪ 475 00:29:09,681 --> 00:29:13,083 Hey, white girl, how the search comin'? 476 00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:15,786 There are no real contenders yet, but I remain hopeful. 477 00:29:15,854 --> 00:29:18,938 Let me... tell you somethin'. 478 00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:23,026 Fuckin' feds locked me up here five months now waitin' for trial. 479 00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:24,811 I lost my job, my car. 480 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:28,381 I'm scraping pennies together to keep my kids in the apartment. 481 00:29:28,450 --> 00:29:30,511 You know where them pennies come from? 482 00:29:30,535 --> 00:29:32,547 Yodas. Gremlins. 483 00:29:32,571 --> 00:29:34,437 Fred Savage the Thirds. 484 00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:37,602 Now Celi over here workin' hard to get Smokie up to speed, 485 00:29:37,626 --> 00:29:39,303 but it ain't goin' so well. 486 00:29:39,327 --> 00:29:42,340 So how about instead of you remaining "hopeful," 487 00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:45,644 you go sit in front of that door and start grabbin' what comes under it? 488 00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:49,503 I'm just supposed to grab it with my hands? 489 00:29:49,572 --> 00:29:52,272 - And then what? - Deliver. I mean it. 490 00:29:52,341 --> 00:29:55,642 Get on that floor, make like you one giant blonde crumb... 491 00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:58,244 and grab yourself a fine "carachacha" now. 492 00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:03,249 Quiet down. 493 00:30:03,318 --> 00:30:05,358 Mm-hmm. That-a-girl. 494 00:30:07,589 --> 00:30:08,805 Hey. 495 00:30:08,874 --> 00:30:10,574 Can you call your mom? 496 00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:12,543 I really need to know your time of birth. 497 00:30:12,611 --> 00:30:16,813 It'll help me figure out how strong your powers of attraction are. 498 00:30:16,882 --> 00:30:21,818 That's mostly for sexual partners, not insects. 499 00:30:21,887 --> 00:30:24,304 Mom? 500 00:30:27,543 --> 00:30:29,042 A hand would be nice. 501 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:33,063 Mom, I have to tell you something. 502 00:30:33,131 --> 00:30:36,132 What? Oh, good heavens. 503 00:30:36,202 --> 00:30:39,236 The Neals finally decide to repaint, and they choose that color? 504 00:30:39,304 --> 00:30:40,871 I've got to call Barbara. 505 00:30:40,939 --> 00:30:42,539 Wait. Mom? 506 00:30:42,607 --> 00:30:43,991 What? 507 00:30:44,059 --> 00:30:47,160 I really want to talk to you about something I saw. 508 00:30:47,228 --> 00:30:50,631 Was it worse than the Neals' puke-green house? 509 00:30:50,699 --> 00:30:52,815 - Yes. - Well, that's saying something. 510 00:30:52,884 --> 00:30:54,384 What is it, dear? 511 00:30:55,453 --> 00:30:57,053 Well, the other day, 512 00:30:57,122 --> 00:30:59,756 Sara and I went to the movies at the Suffolk. 513 00:30:59,824 --> 00:31:01,925 Sara B. or Sara H.? 514 00:31:01,994 --> 00:31:03,693 Sara H. Mmm. 515 00:31:03,762 --> 00:31:05,545 Go on. 516 00:31:06,665 --> 00:31:08,147 I-I saw Daddy. 517 00:31:08,850 --> 00:31:09,916 Okay. 518 00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:12,569 He was with someone. 519 00:31:14,923 --> 00:31:18,208 A lady someone. He kissed her. 520 00:31:22,397 --> 00:31:26,416 What movie did you and Sara H. see at the Suffolk? 521 00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:28,379 Um, Dazed and Confused, but... 522 00:31:28,403 --> 00:31:30,170 Piper Elizabeth Chapman. 523 00:31:30,238 --> 00:31:31,872 You're grounded. 524 00:31:31,940 --> 00:31:35,792 - What? - That is an R-rated movie, and you are not 17. 525 00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:39,396 And I did not give you permission to see that movie. 526 00:31:39,464 --> 00:31:42,181 H-How do you even get tickets? 527 00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:45,636 You know, I don't want you hanging around with that Sarah H. 528 00:31:45,704 --> 00:31:47,804 She is a bad influence. 529 00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:53,243 Please put away the groceries while I call Barbara. 530 00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:56,558 You know that color is actually making me feel nauseous. 531 00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:58,382 I feel queasy. 532 00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:05,783 Grab a coat and a hat... 533 00:32:05,807 --> 00:32:07,841 if you dare. 534 00:32:07,909 --> 00:32:10,042 You're feeling lucky. 535 00:32:15,734 --> 00:32:18,268 You lookin' for a pet there? 536 00:32:18,337 --> 00:32:19,719 Uh... 537 00:32:19,788 --> 00:32:22,356 No, it... Uh, it's a long story. 538 00:32:24,292 --> 00:32:26,326 Come keep warm with us. 539 00:32:26,395 --> 00:32:29,128 We rotate every five minutes like penguins. 540 00:32:31,299 --> 00:32:33,116 Got someplace else to be? 541 00:32:34,536 --> 00:32:36,136 No. 542 00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:41,908 Tina, Birdie, Elaine Toromocho, 543 00:32:41,977 --> 00:32:44,176 Chapman. Hello. 544 00:32:46,598 --> 00:32:49,416 Have a turn in the middle. 545 00:32:49,484 --> 00:32:52,718 Fuckin' penguin daddies are fuckin' men. 546 00:32:52,787 --> 00:32:55,539 Imagine our baby daddies stayin' in one spot. 547 00:32:56,642 --> 00:32:59,842 No food, taking care of the kids for months, 548 00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:01,628 all alone in the freezing cold. 549 00:33:01,697 --> 00:33:02,929 No way. 550 00:33:02,998 --> 00:33:04,497 But you know, 551 00:33:04,566 --> 00:33:09,019 emperor penguins are set up for that, physiologically speaking. 552 00:33:09,087 --> 00:33:12,672 They have short feathers and an under-layer of woolly down. 553 00:33:12,741 --> 00:33:15,041 I did a report on penguins once. 554 00:33:15,110 --> 00:33:17,661 Uh-huh. 555 00:33:19,181 --> 00:33:20,680 But, yeah, fuckin' men. 556 00:33:20,749 --> 00:33:22,565 Piper! 557 00:33:22,634 --> 00:33:24,484 - How you holding up? - Uh. 558 00:33:24,552 --> 00:33:27,770 Your voice annoys me. Keep walkin'. 559 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:30,356 - Fuck you. I'm saying hi to my friend. - She's your friend? 560 00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:33,994 - We met on the, uh... - No, I asked you a yes-or-no question. 561 00:33:34,062 --> 00:33:36,746 Hey, I wouldn't start shit with her if I was you. 562 00:33:36,814 --> 00:33:40,066 She's here 'cause she killed another inmate with her bare hands. 563 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:41,852 Huh? 564 00:33:41,903 --> 00:33:43,003 You did! 565 00:33:43,071 --> 00:33:45,538 So you've been down before, princess? 566 00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:48,174 Litchfield. 567 00:33:48,242 --> 00:33:49,809 Knuckled her? 568 00:33:51,646 --> 00:33:54,380 Did you get to feel the bones crack? 569 00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:58,268 Yes, actually. 570 00:33:58,337 --> 00:33:59,864 So, Piper, what unit you in? 571 00:33:59,888 --> 00:34:01,721 Christ. 572 00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:04,524 You have to take that molest-me-daddy voice... 573 00:34:04,593 --> 00:34:07,694 and go someplace else right now. 574 00:34:07,762 --> 00:34:09,745 Fuck you, menopause. 575 00:34:09,814 --> 00:34:12,832 Fuck you, GI Jane Joe. 576 00:34:12,901 --> 00:34:15,430 - Oh, that's what we're gonna do now? - Oh. We are gonna play. 577 00:34:15,454 --> 00:34:18,404 Fuck off. You piece of shit! You want to get in at me? 578 00:34:20,659 --> 00:34:22,441 Get you down, you bitch! 579 00:34:22,510 --> 00:34:24,910 - Fuck you! - Ah! Ow! 580 00:34:24,979 --> 00:34:26,057 Piper! 581 00:34:26,081 --> 00:34:27,464 Against the wall! Let's go! 582 00:34:27,532 --> 00:34:29,427 Piper, help! 583 00:34:29,451 --> 00:34:32,351 Everybody line up! Outdoor time is over. 584 00:34:34,255 --> 00:34:35,755 Let's go back to your cell. 585 00:34:35,824 --> 00:34:37,385 Get up against the wall. Alex? 586 00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:39,276 Everyone move! Alex! 587 00:34:39,344 --> 00:34:41,144 Against the wall now! 588 00:34:41,213 --> 00:34:44,130 Turn around. Come on. Show's over. 589 00:34:44,199 --> 00:34:46,149 Alex! 590 00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:50,220 Move up against the wall. Don't you mess around here. 591 00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:55,008 You have a Mercury trine Mars, 592 00:34:55,077 --> 00:34:58,211 which is a really compelling dynamic. 593 00:35:02,450 --> 00:35:05,752 I wanna work your chart and get back to you, okay? 594 00:35:05,820 --> 00:35:07,553 Hey. 595 00:35:07,622 --> 00:35:10,757 Roaches are usually found on the ground. 596 00:35:10,825 --> 00:35:13,660 I saw someone I know in the yard. I need to find her. 597 00:35:13,729 --> 00:35:16,413 Uh, she might be in another unit. 598 00:35:16,481 --> 00:35:19,966 We... We go out with "B" and "C," but we only eat with "A." 599 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:24,187 But we won't be out in the yard for another week. Do we see the other units at any other times? 600 00:35:24,256 --> 00:35:28,008 We have the same rec time, but the gate pretty much keeps us separate. 601 00:35:28,076 --> 00:35:30,855 Hey, did you get a chance to get your birth information? 602 00:35:30,879 --> 00:35:32,907 'Cause Mercury's gonna be in retrograde soon, 603 00:35:32,931 --> 00:35:35,392 and you really don't want to get caught with your pants down. 604 00:35:35,416 --> 00:35:37,149 Can I have this? 605 00:35:37,218 --> 00:35:39,786 Um, that's... 606 00:35:42,274 --> 00:35:44,808 Hey. Hey. 607 00:35:44,876 --> 00:35:47,076 Hey, there, First Class. 608 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,797 I need a favor. 609 00:35:50,866 --> 00:35:54,329 They said the fatties would be the ones askin' for an extra tray. 610 00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:57,437 No. I need to get a note to somebody, and I'm not sure what unit she's in. 611 00:35:57,506 --> 00:35:59,773 I thought maybe you could, um, pass this to her. 612 00:36:00,509 --> 00:36:02,008 What does she look like? 613 00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:06,496 5'9", long black hair, secretary glasses. 614 00:36:06,565 --> 00:36:08,048 Her name is Alex Vause. 615 00:36:09,367 --> 00:36:11,785 What are you willing to give? 616 00:36:13,688 --> 00:36:16,639 A kiss? 617 00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:20,476 - This is important. - I can feel that. 618 00:36:20,545 --> 00:36:22,562 Okay, with my hand. 619 00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:26,482 I'm a predator, bitch. 620 00:36:26,551 --> 00:36:28,317 No fun if you offer. 621 00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:32,188 There's nowhere for you to violently assault me in private here, so what do you want? 622 00:36:35,343 --> 00:36:37,076 Your panties. 623 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:39,762 They haven't given us new ones yet. 624 00:36:39,831 --> 00:36:41,647 I've been wearing these for four days. 625 00:36:42,684 --> 00:36:44,200 Even better. 626 00:36:46,888 --> 00:36:48,721 I'll be right back. 627 00:37:00,501 --> 00:37:02,401 Alex Vause. 628 00:37:06,875 --> 00:37:10,509 For a girl with a deadline, you sure got a lot of time for socializing with Gun. 629 00:37:10,578 --> 00:37:12,111 This ain't a game. Gun? 630 00:37:12,180 --> 00:37:15,181 My girl know him from the outside. He kill people for money. 631 00:37:16,318 --> 00:37:18,468 - He's a hit man? - Mm-hmm. 632 00:37:18,537 --> 00:37:20,236 Oh, I thought he was a rapist. 633 00:37:20,305 --> 00:37:21,905 I'm so relieved. 634 00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:23,506 You fuckin' weird. 635 00:37:27,562 --> 00:37:29,095 Shh! 636 00:37:30,415 --> 00:37:32,632 I need you to tell me what time you were born. 637 00:37:32,700 --> 00:37:34,484 - I don't know. - Tell me! 638 00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:38,656 11:42. 639 00:37:38,723 --> 00:37:40,590 - AM or PM? - AM. 640 00:37:40,659 --> 00:37:43,259 - Where? - Connecticut. 641 00:37:45,814 --> 00:37:47,881 Thank you. 642 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,040 You know, it's surprising you're in prison. 643 00:37:54,488 --> 00:37:55,721 Oh, yeah? 644 00:37:55,790 --> 00:37:57,891 Typically, people in prison... 645 00:37:57,959 --> 00:38:00,876 have been led astray by a powerful force. 646 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:02,428 That's not in your chart. 647 00:38:03,398 --> 00:38:05,693 Bears and water, but not prison. 648 00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:08,696 You sure you gave me all the right information? Positive. 649 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:11,198 All right. Well, I gotta reexamine this then, 650 00:38:11,222 --> 00:38:14,302 because there's definitely some shit in your first and 12th houses. 651 00:38:14,342 --> 00:38:16,642 Something askew in your formative years? 652 00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:19,612 Were you led astray by a powerful force? 653 00:38:21,216 --> 00:38:23,616 I bit my girlfriend's tongue off and swallowed it. 654 00:38:23,684 --> 00:38:25,863 Well, that was the beginning of the fall. 655 00:38:25,887 --> 00:38:29,489 Pretty straightforward manic-rage stuff. 656 00:38:29,558 --> 00:38:31,502 Makes sense. Aries rising. 657 00:38:31,526 --> 00:38:34,461 Excuse me. I don't mean to be rude. I gotta go. 658 00:38:36,164 --> 00:38:37,780 I'm likin' that hustle! 659 00:38:43,504 --> 00:38:46,072 Alex. Alex. 660 00:38:46,140 --> 00:38:48,241 Alex, what are you doing here? Were you there? 661 00:38:48,310 --> 00:38:50,826 Did you see us? She's dead. 662 00:38:50,895 --> 00:38:52,773 I killed her, didn't I? She's dead. Whoa. Whoa. 663 00:38:52,797 --> 00:38:54,447 Killed who? What are you talking about? 664 00:38:54,515 --> 00:38:56,215 - Pennsatucky. - What? 665 00:38:56,284 --> 00:38:58,267 Pennsatucky's not dead. 666 00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,836 You fucked her up pretty good, 667 00:38:59,905 --> 00:39:01,738 but that piece of shit is very much alive. 668 00:39:01,806 --> 00:39:05,075 - You know that for sure? - I work in the laundry. 669 00:39:05,143 --> 00:39:07,676 Every day there's a fucking progress report on "'Tucky." 670 00:39:07,745 --> 00:39:11,247 Pipes, you are many things. Murderess is not one of them. 671 00:39:11,315 --> 00:39:13,750 Oh, my God. Je... I didn't kill her? 672 00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:17,987 - I didn't kill her. - No. Congratulations. 673 00:39:21,259 --> 00:39:24,243 So what are you doing here? What am I doing here? 674 00:39:25,963 --> 00:39:27,697 For the trial, dumbass. 675 00:39:27,766 --> 00:39:29,726 Trial? What fucking trial? 676 00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:32,151 Kubra's. He's been extradited. 677 00:39:36,792 --> 00:39:39,926 So that means that all of this is only temporary? 678 00:39:40,728 --> 00:39:42,244 Oh, my God. 679 00:39:45,851 --> 00:39:48,217 Oh, my God, I'm so relieved. 680 00:39:48,286 --> 00:39:53,723 I mean, I knew... I knew I went a little crazy while I was in the SHU, 681 00:39:53,792 --> 00:39:57,377 but, man, coming in here and not knowing, but thinking... 682 00:39:57,445 --> 00:40:00,546 I was really on the brink. 683 00:40:00,615 --> 00:40:04,534 You hate me. In all of this shit, I forgot that you hate me. 684 00:40:04,603 --> 00:40:06,852 But you're talking to me. 685 00:40:06,921 --> 00:40:08,949 So does this mean you don't hate me anymore? 686 00:40:08,973 --> 00:40:11,057 It means that I'm not holding grudges today. 687 00:40:13,294 --> 00:40:14,810 I'm happy to see you. 688 00:40:16,214 --> 00:40:18,080 No touching! 689 00:40:19,451 --> 00:40:20,950 Ooh! Alex, get that! 690 00:40:21,018 --> 00:40:22,513 - What? - Get that bug. 691 00:40:22,537 --> 00:40:24,698 Oh, it's a slow one, and it's a big one. 692 00:40:24,722 --> 00:40:26,656 Alex, it's a biggie-slow. 693 00:40:26,725 --> 00:40:28,486 Come on. It might be Yoda. 694 00:40:28,510 --> 00:40:31,878 Jesus Christ. The SHU really did do a number on you. 695 00:40:31,946 --> 00:40:34,380 Oh, right. I owe my bunkie, who takes four shits a day... 696 00:40:34,448 --> 00:40:36,032 Yes, four, out in the open... 697 00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:39,251 I owe her a cigarette-toting roach or she's gonna sic tattoo-face on me. 698 00:40:41,056 --> 00:40:42,572 When is the trial? 699 00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:46,342 Now, I guess. They can call us at any minute. 700 00:40:47,479 --> 00:40:49,062 Listen. 701 00:40:49,130 --> 00:40:50,646 We cannot say that we knew Kubra. 702 00:40:51,816 --> 00:40:52,999 What? 703 00:40:53,068 --> 00:40:55,417 Revenge is part of his business model, okay? 704 00:40:55,486 --> 00:40:57,720 Sick, deep revenge. 705 00:40:57,789 --> 00:41:00,756 Disassociate. You never knew him. You never fuckin' met him. 706 00:41:00,825 --> 00:41:04,277 Wh... That means lying under oath. 707 00:41:04,346 --> 00:41:07,914 Jesus. It is so hard to keep up with what's black-and-white with you. 708 00:41:07,982 --> 00:41:10,283 Kubra is never going down for this. 709 00:41:10,351 --> 00:41:13,419 There is no justice, Piper. Don't you know that by now? 710 00:41:15,039 --> 00:41:17,823 So we will lie to protect ourselves. 711 00:41:18,926 --> 00:41:22,211 Or I will. And I hope you do too. 712 00:41:26,918 --> 00:41:29,318 Did you know my dad cheats on my mom? 713 00:41:29,621 --> 00:41:31,520 No. How do you know that? 714 00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:34,301 I saw him kiss another woman, 715 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:36,685 and then they got in a car together. 716 00:41:37,645 --> 00:41:39,895 Yeah, he's pretty much a big hypocrite. 717 00:41:39,964 --> 00:41:42,665 - Oh, big word. - Just learned it. 718 00:41:43,968 --> 00:41:46,802 And then I told my mom, and she got mad at me. 719 00:41:46,871 --> 00:41:48,370 I got grounded. 720 00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:50,874 Oh, well, now. If you really think about it, 721 00:41:50,942 --> 00:41:54,143 could you imagine your mom having any other reaction? 722 00:41:56,131 --> 00:41:58,530 No. Not really. Mmm. 723 00:41:59,667 --> 00:42:01,345 Are you saying I should have shut up? 724 00:42:01,369 --> 00:42:02,946 He's a cheater. That's wrong! 725 00:42:02,970 --> 00:42:05,171 Sometimes it's not a matter of right and wrong. 726 00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:09,709 It's about making a choice that will cause the least amount of pain to others. 727 00:42:09,778 --> 00:42:11,694 Keeping things to yourself, 728 00:42:11,763 --> 00:42:16,232 sitting on information and feelings and living with your secrets. 729 00:42:18,135 --> 00:42:21,604 - That sounds horrible. - Oh, it is, dear. 730 00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:23,217 Um, Grandma? Yes, Cal? 731 00:42:23,241 --> 00:42:25,708 I was trying to launch Whiskers up into outer space, 732 00:42:25,777 --> 00:42:27,777 and now my room is kind of on fire. 733 00:42:31,165 --> 00:42:32,465 Mmm. 734 00:42:33,401 --> 00:42:34,401 Wow. 735 00:42:35,903 --> 00:42:38,921 Decent coffee runs a close second to what I miss most. 736 00:42:41,842 --> 00:42:43,109 Larry. 737 00:42:44,379 --> 00:42:45,878 Larry is what I miss most. 738 00:42:47,448 --> 00:42:49,198 Larry's a who, not a what. 739 00:42:49,267 --> 00:42:51,161 Look, Piper, I've come here as your lawyer, 740 00:42:51,185 --> 00:42:54,186 and I think it's best if we just stick to the case. 741 00:42:56,590 --> 00:42:58,925 How was Hanukkah? 742 00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:01,627 Is Aunt Joanie still with the talker? 743 00:43:03,498 --> 00:43:06,399 Forty-five minutes I heard about diseased cows on dairy farms, 744 00:43:06,467 --> 00:43:08,800 the horrors of genetic engineering... 745 00:43:08,869 --> 00:43:11,037 and the overuse of antibiotics in cattle. 746 00:43:11,105 --> 00:43:14,065 Lesson being, he takes his coffee black. 747 00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:20,229 All right, Kubra Balik, 748 00:43:20,298 --> 00:43:24,450 the big jewel in your drug ring, was extradited from Europe to stand trial. 749 00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:26,752 Prosecution needs to nail down his timeline. 750 00:43:26,821 --> 00:43:29,121 They're looking for testimony that helps do that. 751 00:43:29,190 --> 00:43:31,724 Did you ever meet, uh, Kubra Balik? 752 00:43:32,927 --> 00:43:35,160 It was a confusing time. 753 00:43:36,830 --> 00:43:39,143 I-I-I'm sure, but my question is pretty straightforward. 754 00:43:39,167 --> 00:43:40,683 Did you ever meet Kubra Balik? 755 00:43:43,188 --> 00:43:44,921 Yeah. 756 00:43:44,989 --> 00:43:46,472 Yes. I knew him. 757 00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:48,791 In what capacity? 758 00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:51,176 Were you aware of his role in the ring? 759 00:43:51,245 --> 00:43:54,547 Did you hear him give orders? These are the questions the prosecution's... 760 00:43:54,616 --> 00:43:56,727 going to be drilling you on before you testify. 761 00:43:56,751 --> 00:43:59,518 Yes. But what about my safety if I testify? 762 00:43:59,587 --> 00:44:02,038 This guy is the real deal. 763 00:44:02,106 --> 00:44:03,739 And from what I've seen on The Sopranos, 764 00:44:03,808 --> 00:44:06,792 these types do not take too kindly to those that they consider traitors. 765 00:44:06,861 --> 00:44:10,929 They hire killers with underwear fetishes to take them out. 766 00:44:12,133 --> 00:44:13,977 They've been working on this case for five years. 767 00:44:14,001 --> 00:44:15,746 Spent hundreds of thousands of dollars. 768 00:44:15,770 --> 00:44:19,071 I'm sure you, for one, can attest to how little the feds like to spend money. 769 00:44:19,140 --> 00:44:20,140 Mmm. 770 00:44:20,208 --> 00:44:21,941 Mr. Balik is a very bad man... 771 00:44:22,009 --> 00:44:24,155 who's going away for a long, long time. 772 00:44:24,179 --> 00:44:26,396 Lying is not an option. 773 00:44:28,433 --> 00:44:30,533 Do you always tell the truth? 774 00:44:32,837 --> 00:44:35,716 Sometimes when they ask if I want to donate a dollar for heart disease, 775 00:44:35,740 --> 00:44:39,392 I'll say I already gave, but mostly, yes, I tell the truth. 776 00:44:39,461 --> 00:44:40,876 Hmm. 777 00:44:42,347 --> 00:44:47,016 Telling the truth wasn't much of a priority in my family. 778 00:44:47,085 --> 00:44:50,920 You know, as long as everybody smiled pretty for the Christmas picture, 779 00:44:52,957 --> 00:44:54,673 lie it up. 780 00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:59,044 I wouldn't carry on your family tradition here. 781 00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:02,415 This is about crime and punishment and justice. 782 00:45:02,483 --> 00:45:04,000 You need to tell the truth. 783 00:45:06,921 --> 00:45:09,455 Yes. 784 00:45:09,524 --> 00:45:11,090 Of course. 785 00:45:12,593 --> 00:45:14,092 Good. 786 00:45:14,161 --> 00:45:16,601 Let's go meet the prosecutors. 787 00:45:16,997 --> 00:45:18,730 Can I bring my coffee? 788 00:45:25,673 --> 00:45:28,307 One and three-quarters. 789 00:45:28,376 --> 00:45:30,042 No good. This is bullshit. 790 00:45:30,110 --> 00:45:33,245 I got grilled all day and all night, 791 00:45:33,314 --> 00:45:36,515 and still I brought back a bug for you. 792 00:45:36,584 --> 00:45:40,702 A prosecutor trapped that between a file and a coffee cup, 793 00:45:40,772 --> 00:45:43,422 and I carried it back in my bra. 794 00:45:45,860 --> 00:45:48,427 You guys are full of shit. 795 00:45:48,496 --> 00:45:51,129 There's no roach business. 796 00:45:51,198 --> 00:45:53,048 I'm done. Fuck you. 797 00:45:53,117 --> 00:45:54,833 We heard what you done back at Litchfield. 798 00:45:54,902 --> 00:45:57,803 Don't think that scares us any. That's right. 799 00:45:57,872 --> 00:46:00,473 You, one. 800 00:46:00,542 --> 00:46:02,875 Me? 801 00:46:02,943 --> 00:46:04,460 Thirteen. Mmm. 802 00:46:07,114 --> 00:46:09,748 Chapman. You're going to court. 803 00:46:09,817 --> 00:46:11,817 Don't think this gets you off the hook. 804 00:46:11,885 --> 00:46:13,486 We'll be waitin'. 805 00:46:17,542 --> 00:46:19,902 I don't know if I can do it. 806 00:46:21,478 --> 00:46:25,063 - What? - My lawyer said Kubra's going away no matter what. 807 00:46:25,132 --> 00:46:27,800 Did you not hear everything I said? 808 00:46:27,869 --> 00:46:30,836 When you told me that nothing bad was gonna happen? 809 00:46:30,904 --> 00:46:33,322 How long have you been holding on to that one? 810 00:46:36,995 --> 00:46:39,712 We have got to go in united on this. 811 00:46:39,780 --> 00:46:43,048 It'll be a red flag if you say you knew him and I say I don't. 812 00:46:43,117 --> 00:46:44,617 They'll know that I'm lying. 813 00:46:44,685 --> 00:46:46,713 Maybe we should both just be honest. 814 00:46:46,737 --> 00:46:48,487 This is... 815 00:46:51,109 --> 00:46:53,592 This is not the time to take some moral high ground. 816 00:46:53,661 --> 00:46:57,463 You know, I only seem to be faced with these extreme moral choices... 817 00:46:57,532 --> 00:46:59,031 when I am with you. 818 00:46:59,100 --> 00:47:00,866 Exciting, right? 819 00:47:03,954 --> 00:47:06,204 Look, I wish I could do this all over again, 820 00:47:06,273 --> 00:47:08,324 but I can't, okay? 821 00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:12,494 This is the only way I can keep you safe now. 822 00:47:12,563 --> 00:47:14,279 You have to do what I'm telling you. 823 00:47:15,950 --> 00:47:17,616 Or what? 824 00:47:17,684 --> 00:47:19,201 We're over? 825 00:47:19,270 --> 00:47:21,070 No. 826 00:47:21,139 --> 00:47:22,621 I want to be your prison wife. 827 00:47:23,691 --> 00:47:25,207 I'm glad you can make jokes. 828 00:47:27,528 --> 00:47:28,994 Alex, 829 00:47:29,063 --> 00:47:31,964 I need to do the right thing for a change. 830 00:47:33,034 --> 00:47:34,533 I have to. 831 00:47:36,254 --> 00:47:38,637 And truthfully, you... 832 00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:42,474 You can't keep me safe either way. 833 00:47:46,647 --> 00:47:50,099 Left hand, please. Raise your right. 834 00:47:50,167 --> 00:47:52,813 Do you solemnly swear that you will tell the truth, the whole truth, 835 00:47:52,837 --> 00:47:54,748 and nothing but the truth, so help you God? 836 00:47:54,772 --> 00:47:56,254 I do. 837 00:47:57,591 --> 00:48:00,726 Thank you. All right, we can begin. 838 00:48:00,795 --> 00:48:03,061 Will you state your full name for the court, please? 839 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:06,315 Piper Elizabeth Chapman. 840 00:48:06,383 --> 00:48:07,883 Thank you. 841 00:48:07,952 --> 00:48:11,854 Ms. Chapman, you are currently serving a 15-month sentence... 842 00:48:11,923 --> 00:48:15,825 in a federal penitentiary for crimes associated with Mr. Kubra Balik, 843 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:17,392 is that correct? 844 00:48:17,461 --> 00:48:18,944 Yes, that's correct. 845 00:48:19,013 --> 00:48:21,630 And when were these crimes committed? 846 00:48:21,698 --> 00:48:24,600 Crime. It was just one crime. 847 00:48:24,669 --> 00:48:26,619 In 2003. 848 00:48:26,687 --> 00:48:30,773 Right. And can you explain to me how you came to be associated... 849 00:48:30,841 --> 00:48:32,842 with Mr. Balik's drug ring? 850 00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:37,779 My girlfriend at the time, Alex. 851 00:48:37,848 --> 00:48:39,949 Is that Ms. Alex Vause? 852 00:48:40,017 --> 00:48:41,383 Yes. 853 00:48:41,452 --> 00:48:43,586 Are you two still a couple? 854 00:48:45,056 --> 00:48:46,455 No. 855 00:48:46,523 --> 00:48:51,410 But in 2003, how would you describe the relationship? 856 00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,780 We were together. 857 00:48:57,117 --> 00:49:00,953 She was the love of my life. 858 00:49:01,021 --> 00:49:03,238 And was it Ms. Vause... 859 00:49:03,307 --> 00:49:06,124 who introduced you to Mr. Balik? 860 00:49:08,329 --> 00:49:09,828 I don't recall. 861 00:49:10,914 --> 00:49:13,082 I see. 862 00:49:13,150 --> 00:49:15,584 Uh, someone else made the introduction? 863 00:49:16,504 --> 00:49:18,120 I don't recall. 864 00:49:20,974 --> 00:49:24,243 Are you saying you never met Mr. Balik? 865 00:49:25,813 --> 00:49:27,980 Not that I can recall. 866 00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:33,535 Ms. Chapman, your girlfriend, 867 00:49:33,604 --> 00:49:35,571 Ms. Vause, 868 00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:38,074 was one of Mr. Balik's most profitable traffickers. 869 00:49:38,142 --> 00:49:40,092 Were you aware of that? 870 00:49:41,428 --> 00:49:43,788 We didn't discuss her business much. 871 00:49:45,049 --> 00:49:47,032 But you must have been aware of her success. 872 00:49:47,101 --> 00:49:49,067 You... You traveled together... 873 00:49:49,136 --> 00:49:53,489 to Bali, Brussels, Paris, Turkey, Greece, 874 00:49:53,558 --> 00:49:56,292 all in the span of one year. 875 00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:57,893 We traveled a lot. 876 00:49:57,961 --> 00:49:59,895 And never in that time... 877 00:49:59,963 --> 00:50:03,649 did she introduce you to her boss, Kubra Balik? 878 00:50:06,821 --> 00:50:08,320 Not that I can recall. 879 00:50:13,394 --> 00:50:15,927 Ms. Chapman, 880 00:50:15,996 --> 00:50:21,633 you are aware of the consequences of lying under oath? 881 00:50:21,702 --> 00:50:23,218 Yes, of course. 882 00:50:23,287 --> 00:50:25,671 And your responses remain the same? 883 00:50:26,740 --> 00:50:28,774 I was there for Alex. 884 00:50:30,211 --> 00:50:32,711 She was what I paid attention to. 885 00:50:33,948 --> 00:50:36,816 Who I paid attention to. 886 00:50:37,751 --> 00:50:39,819 Everything else was just... 887 00:50:41,289 --> 00:50:43,505 background. 888 00:50:48,495 --> 00:50:51,496 I'm sorry that I can't help you more. 889 00:50:51,565 --> 00:50:55,367 Prosecution has completed examination with this witness. 890 00:51:08,182 --> 00:51:12,584 Since I'm not a half-wit like my son, 891 00:51:12,653 --> 00:51:15,133 I don't have to bother asking why you did that. 892 00:51:15,172 --> 00:51:19,108 I guess the possibility of added time... 893 00:51:19,176 --> 00:51:21,843 or resentencing on new charges... 894 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:24,232 just isn't that big a deal for you. 895 00:51:25,049 --> 00:51:27,082 I'm sorry I disappointed you. 896 00:51:27,151 --> 00:51:29,318 Dis... Disappointed me? 897 00:51:29,386 --> 00:51:31,954 You broke the law! Again. 898 00:51:33,724 --> 00:51:37,592 I made a decision that I don't expect you to understand. 899 00:51:38,645 --> 00:51:40,145 Well, I'm done. 900 00:51:41,265 --> 00:51:42,809 You live on this slippery slope, kid, 901 00:51:42,833 --> 00:51:46,218 and for some reason, you can't seem to stop doing rain dances. 902 00:51:46,287 --> 00:51:47,920 Good luck, honey. 903 00:51:51,425 --> 00:51:53,825 You let me down. You were a letdown. 904 00:51:53,894 --> 00:51:55,744 It was 3:00 AM. 905 00:51:55,813 --> 00:51:59,414 I think that anything after 2:00, it's like, you're not bailing. 906 00:51:59,484 --> 00:52:00,983 You're just tired. 907 00:52:01,051 --> 00:52:02,651 But you missed the live sex show. Mmm. 908 00:52:02,703 --> 00:52:05,554 - And the flamingos. - Oh, the flamingos! 909 00:52:05,623 --> 00:52:08,190 That's right! There were flamingos! 910 00:52:08,258 --> 00:52:10,236 Kubra had a front row seat to both. 911 00:52:10,260 --> 00:52:12,328 - Uh-huh. - So much pink. 912 00:52:13,965 --> 00:52:15,781 God. 913 00:52:15,849 --> 00:52:19,684 Mmm. Huh? 914 00:52:22,823 --> 00:52:25,257 I think it's time for me to go call my dad. 915 00:52:25,325 --> 00:52:27,237 Oh, tell Bill I said happy birthday. 916 00:52:27,261 --> 00:52:29,428 You don't exist, remember? 917 00:52:29,497 --> 00:52:32,197 That's right. I'm the invisible woman. 918 00:52:32,266 --> 00:52:34,866 Maybe I should switch careers and become a jewel thief. 919 00:52:36,837 --> 00:52:38,353 Steal me something good. 920 00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:47,179 Yes, all good. But what about you? How was your day? 921 00:52:47,248 --> 00:52:49,264 Oh, it was nice. Nothing crazy. 922 00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:52,551 Mom and I went out to dinner. How about you? You still in Barcelona? 923 00:52:53,837 --> 00:52:55,320 No, we're in Paris now. 924 00:52:55,389 --> 00:52:57,072 Oh, that's exciting, honey. 925 00:52:57,141 --> 00:52:59,708 But please tell me you're not staying in youth hostels. 926 00:52:59,776 --> 00:53:01,736 I'm happy to wire you money. Don't worry. 927 00:53:01,778 --> 00:53:04,457 Polly has relatives here, and they're letting us stay with them. 928 00:53:04,481 --> 00:53:07,749 It's beautiful, and it's safe. 929 00:53:07,818 --> 00:53:09,684 It's on the right bank. 930 00:53:09,753 --> 00:53:11,637 Better than the wrong bank. 931 00:53:12,473 --> 00:53:13,972 Ha-ha, Dad. 932 00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:15,574 So you're loving it? 933 00:53:15,643 --> 00:53:17,342 You girls are getting along? 934 00:53:17,411 --> 00:53:19,356 Well, I mean, you know how Polly is. 935 00:53:19,380 --> 00:53:22,348 Yesterday she had us scheduled from morning until midnight. 936 00:53:22,416 --> 00:53:24,899 You know if it's late, you need to take a taxi, right? 937 00:53:24,968 --> 00:53:26,935 Yes. 938 00:53:27,004 --> 00:53:29,383 And always walk on the well-lit side of the street, 939 00:53:29,407 --> 00:53:33,375 and hold on to my wallet, and don't jump out of the back of buses. 940 00:53:33,444 --> 00:53:36,778 You taught me everything, Dad. 941 00:53:36,847 --> 00:53:38,613 You're a good girl. 942 00:53:40,117 --> 00:53:42,217 Thanks, Dad. 943 00:53:42,286 --> 00:53:44,986 I gotta go. 944 00:53:45,056 --> 00:53:46,688 Happy birthday, Daddy. 945 00:53:46,757 --> 00:53:48,257 Thanks, baby. 946 00:53:48,325 --> 00:53:50,059 Thanks for calling. 947 00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:00,935 Alex! 948 00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:05,975 - Alex, I did what you said. - Listen, Piper. 949 00:54:06,043 --> 00:54:08,360 Everything just happened so fast. 950 00:54:08,429 --> 00:54:09,711 What's going on? 951 00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:11,864 I had to tell the truth. 952 00:54:13,934 --> 00:54:15,846 My lawyer said... Are you kidding? 953 00:54:15,870 --> 00:54:18,030 Piper, you don't understand. Are you... 954 00:54:18,054 --> 00:54:19,766 Are you fuckin' kidding me? Where are you going? 955 00:54:19,790 --> 00:54:21,935 - Are you getting out? - I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, Piper! 956 00:54:21,959 --> 00:54:23,803 - I'll write you. I need to explain. - You're getting out! 957 00:54:23,827 --> 00:54:27,362 Wait. What? What the fuck did you do, Alex? 958 00:54:27,431 --> 00:54:29,698 What the fuck did you do? 959 00:54:30,884 --> 00:54:33,451 Fuck you, Alex! Fuck you! 960 00:54:38,893 --> 00:54:40,609 ♪♪ 961 00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:46,381 ♪ Love bug ♪ 962 00:54:47,217 --> 00:54:48,767 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 963 00:54:48,835 --> 00:54:50,686 ♪ Done bit me ♪ 964 00:54:51,822 --> 00:54:54,390 ♪ Done bit me ♪ 965 00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:56,458 ♪ Didn't mean ♪ 966 00:54:58,996 --> 00:55:01,664 ♪ For him to get me ♪ 967 00:55:01,732 --> 00:55:05,668 ♪ For him to get me ♪ 968 00:55:05,736 --> 00:55:08,671 ♪ Get up in the morning ♪ 969 00:55:08,739 --> 00:55:11,106 ♪ I'm fillin' with desire ♪ 970 00:55:11,175 --> 00:55:14,677 ♪ No, no Can't stop the fire ♪ 971 00:55:16,947 --> 00:55:19,181 ♪ Keep me burning ♪ ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 972 00:55:19,249 --> 00:55:22,150 ♪ Keep me tossing ♪ ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 973 00:55:22,219 --> 00:55:24,820 ♪ Keep me turning ♪ ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 974 00:55:24,888 --> 00:55:27,956 ♪ Keep me yearning Uh-huh ♪ 975 00:55:28,025 --> 00:55:29,491 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 976 00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:30,837 ♪ Ooh ♪ 977 00:55:30,861 --> 00:55:33,962 ♪ What are you gonna do ♪ 978 00:55:34,031 --> 00:55:36,198 ♪ When love get a hold ♪ 979 00:55:36,266 --> 00:55:39,201 ♪ A hold on you ♪ 980 00:55:40,771 --> 00:55:43,706 ♪ There ain't nothin' you can do ♪ 981 00:55:45,275 --> 00:55:48,210 ♪ But burn ♪ 982 00:55:48,278 --> 00:55:50,212 ♪ Burn ♪ ♪ Burning ♪ 983 00:55:51,482 --> 00:55:53,215 ♪ Uh-huh ♪♪