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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, guys. What do you think would happen
if you fell from this height?
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You gotta work on your timing, dude.
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I'm... I'm just asking, you know.
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You think you'd die instantly, right?
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You sound like my grandma.
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You think this tank could leak?
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Fuck, this is high.
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It's fine.
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Well, boys.
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- To never being in high school again.
- Yeah.
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Except for Fish.
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Fuck off.
It's one class.
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You couldn't pay me enough
to walk back into that place again.
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What about a million dollars?
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Yeah, I'd do it for that.
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The prison almost looks, like...
pretty at night.
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- Doesn't it sort of look like school?
- Mmm-hmm.
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Oh, shit, it totally does.
With all the lights.
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Looks like the football field.
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I can't believe we're, like,
actually adults now.
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We should start taking
vitamins or some shit.
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And, like, the swallow kind
that smell weird.
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Not the gummy bears.
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I like the gummy bears.
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- Want a hit?
- I'm good.
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Oh, come on, pussy.
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Are you afraid that you're gonna end up
down there with all the danger dykes?
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You think they're all
dyking out right now?
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Like...
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Fine, give me that.
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I heard one of 'em
cut her husband's dick off.
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Man, that's harsh.
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Shit.
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You're on private property.
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Get your punk asses down here.
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Fuck.
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Go, go, go.
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Oh, God. Down is worse.
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Mr. Caputo.
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Jesus Christ, Bayley!
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I'm sorry, sir.
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What the hell are you doing?
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I misjudged the approach.
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But, uh... I need to talk to you
about something.
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Is it more important
than a federal investigation
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into a murder on our property?
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Mr. Caputo, it's important.
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Fine... out with it.
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Uh, Humps, the guard.
Humphrey?
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He, um, was making the inmates, uh, fight.
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Like, forcing them to.
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Like a... a gladiator match?
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It was really upsetting, and I just...
I thought you should know.
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What? When?
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Last night, during the interrogations.
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What interrogations?
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The ones Piscatella was conducting.
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- I will take care of this.
- Yeah.
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And thank you, Bayley.
You did a good thing by telling me.
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Yeah, okay. Thanks.
No problem, sir.
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Who was it? In the fight?
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This isn't your fault.
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You hear me?
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Everyone saw.
Man, he made you fight.
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You see? Nobody's mad at you.
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Man, I don't know what else to do.
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I mean, look, should we call her moms?
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Ask her if this happens sometimes?
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We can't let nobody see her like this.
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Man, they'll take her ass to Psych,
and we'll never see her again.
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Ain't gotta worry about Psych
if the eight-eight get to her first.
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- We got a problem.
- Yeah, what the fuck do you want?
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You get Bald Eagle,
and I got Coal Miner's Daughter here.
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It's that fucking guard, Humps.
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Come again?
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We need to take care
of that pus hole of a man.
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We didn't come here to fight.
Enough of that going around.
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You had me at pus hole.
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You know that psycho locked me in a room?
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Made me tell him whether I'd rather eat
my mom or my dad?
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Wouldn't let me go till I said.
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Having to think like that,
it changes a person.
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She all right?
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Not really.
The other girl?
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Down in medical.
Ain't pretty.
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That asshole did this to them.
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We're aiming to get him out of here
by any means necessary.
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By any means necessary.
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You in?
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Well, hold up, wait.
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Ain't y'all the people trying
to reinstate slavery?
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I guess it's like, uh...
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if you were gonna rank our hate,
you guys are here...
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and Humps is here.
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We're in.
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Aw, you thought it was sleepy time.
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I believe you're scheduled
in the kitchen, inmate.
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The girls said they could handle it
without me this morning.
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The girls aren't in charge of work duty.
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I've gotten no rest.
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Do you know what inmates
with illegal sets of keys don't get to do?
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Technically,
I don't have the keys anymore.
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You took them.
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Get up.
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Fine.
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You want me to stay up?
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I'll stay up.
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Watch me.
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- Hey, baby.
- Oh, hi.
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Come and take a break with me?
Just for a minute?
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Oh, we're going into the...
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Pretty lame buttons
in this time machine.
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Ew.
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Dance with me.
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We ain't got no music.
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Nobody's fact-checking that.
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True.
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You know, this feels like...
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the most normal thing
I've done in a while.
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You okay?
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Suzanne's in rough shape, man.
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I heard.
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It's like we're in a horror movie.
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The kind you'd watch at sleepovers
when you were a kid...
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and then you'd have
to run to your mom at the end...
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hug you, tell you it was all made up.
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My mom wasn't a big hugger.
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My mom was.
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She had really long arms, too.
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Could almost double around you.
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So...
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what does this thing do, huh?
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You think we can go to the future,
or what?
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Yeah.
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It's... ten years from now.
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Mmm-hmm.
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We're old... and we're on vacation.
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Somewhere amazing.
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Let's say, Fiji.
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- Not Amsterdam no more?
- No, I'm going warmer.
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You know, like in one of those,
like, overwater bungalows.
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With a glass floor,
so we can watch the fish.
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Shit, man, that's a thing?
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Everything's a thing.
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I can't believe peeps be cutting
holes in the floor just to spy on fish.
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That's, like, violation of fish privacy.
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We should probably worry
about finding an apartment first.
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We're gonna need jobs.
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We'll just search
"jobs for former inmates"
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on the Interweb.
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You know, piece of cake.
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I'll just... shovel shit,
and you'll dig graves.
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Why don't you tell me
more about these fish, yeah?
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And their exhibitionist lifestyle.
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- My daddy was hot.
- Jesus Christ.
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Go home.
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Hell, I didn't expect
the red-carpet treatment,
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but at least pink.
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No, you ain't got time for jokes,
estúpida.
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- I'll shut the door.
- Okay, okay, chill.
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We here 'cause we need your help.
Coalition style.
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We are the world.
Common enemy.
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We gotta take down Humps.
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Humps?
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Who gives a shit about him?
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Stratman's the problem.
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Stratman's an asshole,
but Humps is dangerous.
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Uh-huh.
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You're just lookin'
right in front of you, huh?
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Where are we supposed to look?
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- Behind us?
- Always.
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You got another fuckin' guard
gettin' ready to search your ass.
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- Or kick it.
- Or stick his thumb in it.
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I think that was his thumb.
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You got a problem with someone,
you gotta look two feet above his head.
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That's your target.
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Piscatella.
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Exactly.
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This ain't a one-man problem. See?
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You gotta knock out the top,
take down the whole operation.
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Okay, so we good now?
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Ain't nobody gonna kill each other?
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'Cause the enemy of my enemy
ain't my enemy, right?
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All right... we're in.
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Come on.
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Hey, good to see you again, Sanka.
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All right, um, what color do you want?
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How about light pink?
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Pipes.
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What time is it?
What time is it?
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Where is everybody?
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They're at work.
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But they canceled
construction and grounds crew
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because of the active crime scene.
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So, snow day for us?
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A murder day.
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Yeah, well, that branding never
took off in the same way.
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How are you?
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Last night keeps playing
like a loop in my brain.
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I should've confessed.
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Alex... she was going down for it anyway.
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All that would have done
is send you down there with her.
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And I need you... here.
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- Do you think it's over now?
- What part?
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All of it.
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It feels like we've been living
in this chaos for a decade.
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I think they're gonna want this
wrapped up pretty quickly.
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So maybe now
we're on the other side of it?
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If you could go back...
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ten years ago, or whatever...
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and do it all again...
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would you?
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Fuck, no.
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Then you wouldn't have met me.
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Are you kidding?
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It didn't matter what choices we made,
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we would've ended up right here...
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on this fucking bed...
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sitting next to each other in prison.
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- Doomed to be together.
- Exactly.
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- You know what I'm ready for?
- What?
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- Things to be easy.
- We can do easy.
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I'm not buyin' it.
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We could try.
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We could be like old people
who talk about articles, and eat soup,
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and hold hands on the slow stroll
to the ass doctor for colonoscopies.
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Deal.
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Humphrey, right?
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I just call him Humps.
It's more fun that way.
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What the fuck was that about last night?
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The way I understand it, sir,
a body was found...
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An inmate is in medical
because of a fight you instigated.
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An inmate's in medical
because an ape had a tantrum.
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You are suspended for a month,
without pay.
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Get the fuck out of my sight!
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No one is suspended.
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That is not your call to make, Captain.
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And you are lucky
you still have that title,
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after the shit you pulled last night.
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You suspend him, I pull my entire staff.
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We walk.
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How'd that work out for you last time?
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These inmates are in our custody.
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And one of those precious, darling inmates
murdered one of your men.
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But it's good to know
whose side you're on, sir.
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It is not about taking sides!
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It is about respect!
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Respect for the inmates
and for the chain of command!
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I explicitly told you to wait for the Feds
before you questioned anybody.
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All due respect, sir,
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my men and I apprehended the murderer
last night while you were,
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I don't know, sleeping?
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Jerking off MCC?
Who cares?
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I know it's been a while
since you took the uniform off,
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but surely you remember what it's like
to be on the ground in here,
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00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:58,208
or maybe your fancy suit
affects your memory?
258
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:03,255
Enough is enough.
259
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,841
You hired me to do a job,
260
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:08,010
and now you're gonna let me do it.
261
00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:09,302
My way.
262
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,221
Oh, and...
263
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,474
the next time you want to interact
with my men,
264
00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:17,435
make sure it's to thank them
for their tireless work...
265
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:19,813
instead of threatening them.
266
00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:39,958
We'll discuss this later.
267
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,341
I could use a jelly.
268
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:50,844
Oh, we're all out of jellies.
I had the last one.
269
00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:52,805
But there is sugar.
Here you go.
270
00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:56,684
Shit, shit, shit!
How am I gonna get a job with a record?
271
00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:59,603
How's it going in there, boys?
272
00:16:59,687 --> 00:17:02,773
Hey, sir, are our parents
on their way, or...
273
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,232
Don't know what they can do for you, son.
274
00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:06,985
We got your friends,
Laurel and Hardy, two cells down.
275
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,320
They told us everything.
276
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:11,532
Yeah, the underage drinking
and the trespassing, we expected.
277
00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:14,993
The prostitutes and the heroin,
now that we didn't think was coming.
278
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,995
What? The prostitutes? We didn't...
279
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:21,041
Sir, I don't know
what they told you, but...
280
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:24,252
I'm... I'm a virgin, so, um...
281
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:26,379
Wait, so you lied about Jessica then?
282
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,173
Uh... I, um...
283
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:30,383
She was there, and...
284
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,886
You're gonna have
to save it for the judge, son.
285
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:37,808
Or I hear the, uh, murderers and rapists
over in county are great listeners,
286
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,644
especially when it comes
to soft young boys.
287
00:17:40,728 --> 00:17:44,397
It's like therapy, but with more sodomy.
288
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,903
Oh, I'm fucked.
289
00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:51,529
Oh, I'm so fucked.
290
00:17:51,614 --> 00:17:53,323
No, I was just fucking with you guys.
291
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:57,369
Man, your faces.
We should've taken a picture.
292
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,705
You were all like, "Oh, shit!"
Which is good.
293
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:02,625
You should be scared, you idiots.
294
00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:03,917
What?
295
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:05,168
Let's go.
296
00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:07,880
And you're out of here.
297
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:10,966
Your friends are waiting
out in reception.
298
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,843
Don't be stupid next time.
299
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,679
There are plenty of places to drink
that aren't 100 feet above the ground.
300
00:18:15,763 --> 00:18:17,055
Yes, sir.
301
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,182
We can just go?
302
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,684
I mean... we had pot, too.
303
00:18:20,768 --> 00:18:23,771
- Is this kid serious?
- No, sir, he's not.
304
00:18:23,854 --> 00:18:25,438
- Let's go.
- We'll give you a ride home.
305
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,234
Sir, who... who are Laurel and Hardy?
306
00:18:29,902 --> 00:18:32,613
So the goal is to get Piscatella fired.
307
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:38,326
Or we could kill him.
308
00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:40,370
What the hell?
309
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:43,123
Why, all of a sudden,
all you bitches want to murder folk?
310
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:45,626
Like it's the new fall trend or some shit?
311
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,795
It's not something I'd normally condone,
312
00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:49,880
- but I'm exhausted.
- Mmm.
313
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:53,216
We could sit here for the next week
concocting an elaborate plan
314
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:56,219
with lots of twists and turns, right?
315
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,555
Or I could poison him... today.
316
00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:00,432
No one would know,
317
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,810
and death is more permanent
than getting fired.
318
00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:05,395
But ain't no one getting punished
if he just drops dead.
319
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:09,191
Look, I'm all "rah, rah, rah"
for this sisterhood thing,
320
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,944
but I do not want
more time on my sentence.
321
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:13,528
That ain't an option for me, neither.
322
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:16,448
I don't hear anyone else
proposing a better idea.
323
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,413
At my last prison, in Honolulu,
324
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,416
a bunch of girls
organized a peaceful protest.
325
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,711
Everyone sat in the yard,
sweating in the sun,
326
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:32,297
and refused to move until the prison
changed its policies on job hiring.
327
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,924
So, what?
They got thrown in the SHU?
328
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,677
Oh, it worked.
They got the policies changed.
329
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:41,181
Well, shit, girl, couldn't you have said
something maybe a half hour ago?
330
00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:42,766
You're all really loud.
331
00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:45,560
Especially the brown ones, am I right?
332
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,275
We're not there yet.
Totally get it.
333
00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:57,405
- And what are you doing here, anyway?
- I'm representing the "others."
334
00:19:58,448 --> 00:19:59,491
Like on Lost?
335
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:02,660
No, like the brown people
who aren't really brown.
336
00:20:02,745 --> 00:20:04,747
Oh, like yellow.
337
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:06,123
Are you for real?
338
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,583
We would need everyone to participate.
339
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:11,920
If we're united, they can't single
anyone out for punishment.
340
00:20:12,004 --> 00:20:14,256
Between all of us,
we should be able to spread the word.
341
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:15,883
We should do it by dinnertime.
342
00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:17,801
If we wait any longer,
someone'll tip off the guards,
343
00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:18,969
and then we're screwed.
344
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:22,097
Hot damn, we're doing it.
345
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,474
We need a leader.
Someone to call the shots.
346
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,226
- Me.
- I'll do it.
347
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:33,066
The majority is in my corner.
The most bodies equals the most power.
348
00:20:33,776 --> 00:20:38,696
Fine, you can be the leader
if we get more time in the TV room.
349
00:20:38,781 --> 00:20:40,532
We sure would like our table back
in the cafeteria.
350
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:42,284
This is not a negotiation.
351
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,202
Maybe it should be.
352
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,329
Whose side are you on, husky hula doll?
353
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:50,250
That was mean.
354
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:53,045
I assisted you with a specific task.
355
00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:56,006
People will listen better
if there's a white person in charge.
356
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:59,634
Man, what you gotta say about eight years
of Obama, you racist Nazi ho?
357
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:02,971
To be fair, he didn't quite
live up to public expectations.
358
00:21:03,055 --> 00:21:05,473
You just wanna be in charge
so you can get back at us for Chapman.
359
00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:07,434
And you'd deserve it,
if that was my plan.
360
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,186
We'll deal with that later.
361
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,814
You people, always gotta
burn shit, don't you?
362
00:21:11,897 --> 00:21:14,691
You sneaky, white trash piece of shit.
363
00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:17,069
- Girls.
- Shut up, you old commie.
364
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:18,862
I'm too tired.
365
00:21:18,946 --> 00:21:20,447
I'm just too tired.
366
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:21,614
We tried.
367
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:31,416
Mmm, there is not enough
water in the world to quench this thirst.
368
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,293
Mmm.
369
00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:35,503
I'm a monster.
370
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:38,631
Oh, honey, here.
Drink your seltzer and be quiet.
371
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:43,553
I betrayed everything I believed in
372
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:48,766
for water with bubbles and soft sheets.
373
00:21:48,851 --> 00:21:51,686
How am I gonna live with myself?
374
00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:53,897
Everything is terrible!
375
00:21:53,981 --> 00:21:55,941
Listen. Just listen up.
376
00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:58,360
Molly burned through your serotonin.
377
00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:01,446
Give it a month,
and things will be rosy again.
378
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:02,697
A month?
379
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:04,741
Mmm.
380
00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:06,827
Hey, there.
381
00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:08,829
- I don't want to interrupt.
- Hi!
382
00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:11,915
Um, you guys okay?
You both look a little sick.
383
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:16,378
I could... use some air.
384
00:22:17,295 --> 00:22:19,006
Yeah, it is a little funky in here.
385
00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:21,591
Come on in.
386
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,468
Rough night, right?
387
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:26,013
You're telling me.
388
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:33,061
I hope this isn't overstepping
professional boundaries, but...
389
00:22:33,145 --> 00:22:35,147
Oh, shit, is it that obvious?
390
00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:38,483
What...
Oh, well, I have nothing to hide.
391
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,402
No shame here.
392
00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:44,239
Yes, we did drugs, and we had ourselves
a threesome, right there.
393
00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:50,370
Wow. Um, that's, um...
394
00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:51,704
I wish I didn't know that.
395
00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:54,958
Well, you know, people are always trying
to desexualize women my age,
396
00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:57,002
and I... I just won't allow it.
397
00:22:58,086 --> 00:22:59,254
Good for you.
398
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:02,465
But actually, I came to ask about...
399
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:06,428
Look, I still got some time left here,
but I'm getting out eventually.
400
00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:09,306
And it feels like it's time to start
focusing on that.
401
00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:11,766
Make sure I have a plan.
402
00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:15,353
And I really liked helping
you in class, Mrs. King.
403
00:23:16,521 --> 00:23:19,107
You've taught me a lot, and I...
404
00:23:19,191 --> 00:23:21,734
I was wondering, do you think
I could do this?
405
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:22,819
Like, for real?
406
00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:24,321
Like, uh...
407
00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:26,448
You know, I'm not above anything.
408
00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:28,200
Like, I could start washing dishes,
in the kitchen...
409
00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:30,452
- I thought maybe you might have a friend...
- Hey, look, look.
410
00:23:30,994 --> 00:23:34,372
You call me when you get out,
I'm gonna find you a job.
411
00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:37,750
Now, I know a lot of chefs,
and they would be lucky to have you.
412
00:23:37,834 --> 00:23:39,962
- For real?
- Mmm.
413
00:23:40,045 --> 00:23:42,130
Now, this here is my office number.
414
00:23:42,214 --> 00:23:44,924
This is the real one,
not the bullshit one that I give out,
415
00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:46,259
and it goes to the PR people.
416
00:23:46,343 --> 00:23:49,387
There you go. You give that a call,
ask for Galen, my assistant,
417
00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:52,765
and we will, as the kids say,
"hook you up."
418
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:57,937
Sorry, forgot my seltzer.
419
00:24:01,316 --> 00:24:05,320
You know... all that yoga
she supposedly does,
420
00:24:05,403 --> 00:24:07,155
she is not all that flexible.
421
00:24:07,239 --> 00:24:09,366
Couldn't get her foot behind her head.
422
00:24:22,712 --> 00:24:24,131
You're here.
423
00:24:25,132 --> 00:24:26,299
Am I?
424
00:24:27,592 --> 00:24:28,885
I guess you could be a ghost,
425
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:32,097
but in that case, I hope you
look a little better than you do now.
426
00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:36,351
Well... welcome back.
427
00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:39,562
You need anything?
428
00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:44,067
Don't make the mistake of thinking
just 'cause I look weak, I am.
429
00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:46,778
Get the fuck out of my face.
430
00:24:58,498 --> 00:24:59,999
Oh, what the fuck is she doing here?
431
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:03,503
Ladies, I would like you to meet
my new shadow, Pennsatucky.
432
00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:04,796
Oh.
433
00:25:04,879 --> 00:25:06,714
Gave her my basket to puke in.
434
00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:10,177
Yeah. See, loyalty,
counts for something.
435
00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:11,594
Ain't that the truth.
436
00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:15,348
Tell me, is it more important
than self-respect?
437
00:25:15,432 --> 00:25:18,518
Ah, man, look at us.
Bickering like a real family.
438
00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:20,395
I mean, it's comforting, actually.
439
00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:25,108
You all right, Red?
You wanna take my seat?
440
00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:26,984
Yeah, your color doesn't look so good.
441
00:25:27,069 --> 00:25:29,362
Don't treat me like an old lady.
I'm fine.
442
00:25:30,738 --> 00:25:32,449
You all right, inmate?
443
00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:34,117
You're looking a little weak.
444
00:25:36,619 --> 00:25:39,622
Fucking cock sucking motherfucker.
445
00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:41,040
Mouth, Chapman.
446
00:25:41,124 --> 00:25:43,501
No, what she said, it's right on.
447
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:45,795
You guys know there's a movement afoot?
448
00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:47,547
Oh!
449
00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:50,300
Well, I'm very into detective work.
450
00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:52,009
Like Sherlock Holmes?
451
00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:55,388
Especially when the detective looks
like Benedict Cumberbatch.
452
00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:57,807
I know some people
think he looks part Mongoloid,
453
00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:01,186
but I think he's the hottest Holmes
since John.
454
00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:03,646
Have you even seen
the Sherlock Holmes that he's in?
455
00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,648
Oh, he's in all the magazines.
456
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:08,860
You know, Sherlock's brother Mycroft
has a brain like a computer.
457
00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:11,863
Oh, cute.
I think you mean Microsoft.
458
00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:13,615
No, I don't.
459
00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:15,408
What is the movement?
460
00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:17,910
Uh, just a bunch of girls
trying to get him fired.
461
00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:20,955
It'll never work.
He's too big a fish.
462
00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:24,000
Now, a guard we can make happen.
463
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,378
You know who we could lose?
464
00:26:26,461 --> 00:26:27,629
Donuts.
465
00:26:27,712 --> 00:26:31,048
Really? I mean, he seems like
one of the good ones.
466
00:26:31,133 --> 00:26:34,427
You wanna tell the girls why he doesn't
deserve to eat the shit out of my asshole?
467
00:26:34,511 --> 00:26:37,096
You know, I realize
it's all in the English,
468
00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:38,973
but I'm pretty sure
nobody deserves that.
469
00:26:39,056 --> 00:26:40,350
Yeah, just drop it.
470
00:26:41,184 --> 00:26:43,228
I'd help get Piscatella fired.
471
00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:47,940
We could do that.
472
00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:51,278
Remember this morning, when we decided
to keep things quiet for a while,
473
00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:53,238
and focus on colon health and soup?
474
00:26:53,321 --> 00:26:54,697
This is important.
475
00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:56,616
It doesn't matter.
476
00:26:56,699 --> 00:26:59,076
It fell apart before it even started.
477
00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:05,124
A peaceful protest is a great idea.
478
00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:06,293
I'm in.
479
00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:08,628
Ain't nothing to be in on, girl.
480
00:27:08,711 --> 00:27:10,713
Them ladies is crazy.
481
00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:13,132
Suzanne, you want a bite of food?
482
00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:15,968
What about your bread?
483
00:27:16,594 --> 00:27:18,346
I did a bad thing.
484
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,974
Bad, bad, bad...
485
00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:24,811
Shit, they really fucked her up.
486
00:27:27,230 --> 00:27:29,274
If there were a thing, I'd be there.
487
00:27:29,357 --> 00:27:30,900
Mmm, me too.
488
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:32,109
Y'all for real?
489
00:27:32,194 --> 00:27:33,653
Even I'd do it.
490
00:27:34,612 --> 00:27:35,822
Comes a time, people.
491
00:27:35,905 --> 00:27:37,907
Fight the power.
492
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,659
You gotta fight the powers that be.
493
00:27:42,412 --> 00:27:44,080
What'd I try to tell you?
494
00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:46,791
If your skin is any darker
than a pair of white sneakers,
495
00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:48,167
there ain't no work ethic.
496
00:27:48,251 --> 00:27:49,794
Lazy fucks.
497
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:55,300
So, it's like my nanna used to say,
"Fuckin' darkies."
498
00:27:55,383 --> 00:27:58,220
Actually, some of the ladies
seem pretty nice.
499
00:28:01,431 --> 00:28:03,475
I mean, for a bunch of mud bunnies
and spics.
500
00:28:04,851 --> 00:28:05,935
Yeah.
501
00:28:10,982 --> 00:28:12,734
So? It's a no go?
502
00:28:12,817 --> 00:28:14,694
Are you crazy?
503
00:28:14,777 --> 00:28:17,905
Those hillbillies aren't trustworthy.
504
00:28:17,989 --> 00:28:20,575
No way are we working with them.
505
00:28:21,701 --> 00:28:23,077
We don't need them.
506
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,496
Hey!
507
00:28:24,579 --> 00:28:25,580
We got enough people,
508
00:28:25,663 --> 00:28:27,039
let's do it ourselves.
509
00:28:27,123 --> 00:28:29,125
You want to put your ass on the line?
510
00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:30,418
Fine. Be my guest.
511
00:28:30,502 --> 00:28:32,920
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
512
00:28:33,004 --> 00:28:34,839
You saw what they did to me.
513
00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:37,008
Shit, forget about me, what about you?
514
00:28:45,475 --> 00:28:48,603
The Bureau will need a full review
of your hiring practices.
515
00:28:50,438 --> 00:28:52,106
That's necessary?
516
00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:54,401
The deceased officer had
four different social security numbers
517
00:28:54,484 --> 00:28:55,818
attributed to his name...
518
00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:57,695
We have no idea who this guy really was.
519
00:28:57,779 --> 00:28:59,071
What a nightmare, huh?
520
00:28:59,155 --> 00:29:00,782
For you? Absolutely.
521
00:29:02,284 --> 00:29:04,286
I'm gonna step out for a bit.
522
00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:13,002
Mr. Caputo,
did you hear about last night?
523
00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:16,130
The white girl is all kind of messed up
and Crazy is even crazier!
524
00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:18,591
- I did.
- Then what you gonna do about it?
525
00:29:18,675 --> 00:29:22,804
There are things that happen
on an administrative level, Jefferson...
526
00:29:22,887 --> 00:29:25,097
that are complicated.
527
00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:28,768
One of the guards did this.
528
00:29:28,851 --> 00:29:30,312
It still works, but it ain't pretty.
529
00:29:30,395 --> 00:29:32,314
And don't make my ass
point out the metaphor.
530
00:29:32,397 --> 00:29:35,149
I am working on it.
These things take time, okay?
531
00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:36,818
Mmm-hmm.
532
00:29:46,077 --> 00:29:47,829
Hey, uh, let me get that for you.
533
00:29:47,912 --> 00:29:49,539
- Thank you.
- No problem.
534
00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:51,833
Bayley. A word.
535
00:29:53,543 --> 00:29:56,838
Sir, you didn't tell anyone
it was me who told you, right?
536
00:29:56,921 --> 00:29:58,214
Why are you here?
537
00:29:58,298 --> 00:30:00,091
Uh, it's my shift, sir.
538
00:30:00,174 --> 00:30:02,844
No, I mean, why do you work here?
539
00:30:03,761 --> 00:30:07,056
I don't know, it's a job until
I figure out the next thing, I guess.
540
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,433
Listen to me.
541
00:30:08,516 --> 00:30:11,978
This... isn't for someone like you.
542
00:30:12,937 --> 00:30:16,441
This... this place crushes anything good.
543
00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:18,735
It's like a...
544
00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:23,448
monster that's grown too big
for its stubby little legs,
545
00:30:23,531 --> 00:30:24,991
and now it's...
546
00:30:25,074 --> 00:30:28,911
stumbling around, crushing whole cities.
547
00:30:28,995 --> 00:30:30,830
You can't survive it, Bayley.
548
00:30:33,916 --> 00:30:36,753
Are you the city or the monster, sir?
549
00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:38,087
Neither.
550
00:30:39,714 --> 00:30:41,007
Both, I...
551
00:30:42,550 --> 00:30:46,012
Even if you're the city now...
one day you'll be the monster.
552
00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:50,182
Working here... changes who you are.
553
00:30:50,266 --> 00:30:51,934
You understand me?
554
00:30:53,102 --> 00:30:54,228
I think so?
555
00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:58,065
I'm stuck here, you're young.
556
00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:00,276
Get outta here.
557
00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:06,282
Go travel.
558
00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:07,992
Go back to school.
559
00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:09,243
Go work in Home Depot.
560
00:31:09,326 --> 00:31:11,203
Anything...
561
00:31:11,287 --> 00:31:12,705
but here.
562
00:31:12,789 --> 00:31:14,957
- You're leaving?
- I need some air.
563
00:31:24,842 --> 00:31:25,968
Here you go.
564
00:31:27,261 --> 00:31:30,306
Yeah, we have a cute-girl-free-cone
promotion going on right now.
565
00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:31,433
Thank you.
566
00:31:35,144 --> 00:31:37,104
Hey, you wanna come sit with us?
567
00:31:37,188 --> 00:31:38,690
Uh... No, I'm good, thanks.
568
00:31:38,773 --> 00:31:39,982
You're hot!
569
00:31:42,402 --> 00:31:44,361
- "You're hot"?
- I'm trying.
570
00:31:44,446 --> 00:31:45,905
My mom says it's all that matters.
571
00:31:45,988 --> 00:31:48,491
Hey, guys,
I'm practically setting them up for you.
572
00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:50,577
Yeah, well, look at
what I'm working with here, so...
573
00:31:50,660 --> 00:31:51,869
I'm trying to respect women.
574
00:31:51,953 --> 00:31:53,287
What are we doing tonight?
575
00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:55,164
Lisa Przyborski's having that party.
576
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:57,584
- So, pregame at the water tower?
- Fuck, yeah!
577
00:31:57,667 --> 00:32:00,044
Baxter, can I talk to you?
578
00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:02,088
Ah, somebody's in trouble.
579
00:32:02,171 --> 00:32:04,298
"Someone's in trouble."
580
00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:08,094
What up, boss-man?
581
00:32:08,177 --> 00:32:09,429
You're fired.
582
00:32:09,512 --> 00:32:11,305
What? Why?
583
00:32:11,388 --> 00:32:14,809
Because, you've been stealing.
We caught you on the cameras.
584
00:32:14,892 --> 00:32:18,187
You've been giving away more than $30
worth of free ice cream every day.
585
00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:20,523
Anytime a cute girl walks up,
she doesn't pay.
586
00:32:20,607 --> 00:32:23,443
I mean, that's not technically stealing,
is it?
587
00:32:23,526 --> 00:32:25,987
Tom's been struggling
to keep this place open for years.
588
00:32:26,070 --> 00:32:29,699
So, yeah, dumbass,
30 bucks a day in losses is stealing.
589
00:32:29,782 --> 00:32:31,493
But, since it doesn't seem
to matter to you,
590
00:32:31,576 --> 00:32:33,536
we'll go ahead and keep this week's pay.
591
00:32:35,079 --> 00:32:36,372
I didn't know there were cameras.
592
00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:38,583
Not even a fucking apology from you.
593
00:32:38,666 --> 00:32:39,959
Jesus!
594
00:32:40,042 --> 00:32:41,836
You millennials really are the worst.
595
00:32:41,919 --> 00:32:43,045
Get the hell outta here.
596
00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:45,465
Sorry.
597
00:32:50,011 --> 00:32:51,053
Hey, guys?
598
00:32:51,804 --> 00:32:54,140
Uh, so I just got fired.
599
00:32:54,223 --> 00:32:55,600
Oh, shoot.
600
00:32:56,768 --> 00:32:58,645
So I guess pregaming starts early!
601
00:32:58,728 --> 00:33:00,980
Yeah, it does.
Let's go.
602
00:33:08,905 --> 00:33:11,908
Is this like that thing that anorexics do,
603
00:33:11,991 --> 00:33:13,910
where they get jealous
that other people are skinny,
604
00:33:13,993 --> 00:33:15,327
and they try to make 'em fat?
605
00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:19,582
You know, my whole life, people said,
"Penns, you're so fucked up."
606
00:33:19,666 --> 00:33:21,668
But I'm starting to think
607
00:33:21,751 --> 00:33:23,795
that you're winning this race.
608
00:33:24,504 --> 00:33:28,675
If this is supposed to be a peace accord,
you're off to a fucking terrible start.
609
00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:42,188
Oh, and now you're eating my gift.
610
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,612
- I miss you.
- So?
611
00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:52,532
So, I've been reading.
612
00:33:52,615 --> 00:33:56,243
Yeah, I read. Ever since you've been
putting all that shit in my brain.
613
00:33:58,996 --> 00:34:01,457
Do you know the difference
between pain and suffering?
614
00:34:01,541 --> 00:34:03,292
Oh, I can't wait to hear this.
615
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:06,462
Yeah, well, you should hear it,
because pain is something that...
616
00:34:08,297 --> 00:34:12,677
Pain is always there,
because life is freaking painful, okay?
617
00:34:17,014 --> 00:34:19,684
But suffering is a choice.
618
00:34:23,312 --> 00:34:25,064
And, you, my friend...
619
00:34:26,608 --> 00:34:29,443
It's not my right to say,
but you're suffering.
620
00:34:34,782 --> 00:34:37,744
Suffering Sam, that's you.
621
00:34:38,620 --> 00:34:42,289
Exactly what self-help bullshit
have you been reading?
622
00:34:42,373 --> 00:34:46,085
Hey, I'm here to say that I've been
brushing up on the Holy Bible.
623
00:34:46,168 --> 00:34:48,337
Oh, Jesus...
Literally.
624
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:49,756
But it's not even like that.
625
00:34:49,839 --> 00:34:52,634
Like, there's so much
useful stuff in the Bible.
626
00:34:53,676 --> 00:34:54,927
There really is.
627
00:34:56,345 --> 00:34:58,681
Especially about forgiveness.
628
00:35:02,351 --> 00:35:03,560
Forgiveness.
629
00:35:06,856 --> 00:35:08,775
You need to move on, Boo.
630
00:35:09,651 --> 00:35:11,402
Oh, I need to move on?
631
00:35:11,485 --> 00:35:12,569
Yes.
632
00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:16,073
Yes, ma'am, you do.
633
00:35:17,909 --> 00:35:19,535
'Cause...
634
00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:21,996
I forgave him.
635
00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:24,040
And you know what?
636
00:35:24,123 --> 00:35:27,251
It ain't about him.
I forgave him for me.
637
00:35:29,921 --> 00:35:33,549
And I think that you're capable
of doing something like that.
638
00:35:33,633 --> 00:35:36,928
Especially seeing that nothing
happened to you, you big turd!
639
00:35:37,011 --> 00:35:39,847
Ow!
640
00:35:39,931 --> 00:35:41,307
So, come on.
641
00:35:43,142 --> 00:35:44,686
Freaking move on.
642
00:35:45,937 --> 00:35:47,772
Let's just be friends again.
643
00:35:47,855 --> 00:35:52,318
We can eat candy, we could teach
each other stuff about stuff, like we did.
644
00:35:55,279 --> 00:35:57,114
I miss you.
645
00:35:58,950 --> 00:36:00,117
You hitting on me?
646
00:36:00,201 --> 00:36:01,828
No!
647
00:36:01,911 --> 00:36:03,162
But you wish.
648
00:36:05,707 --> 00:36:07,624
You know,
the problem with the hunger strike
649
00:36:07,709 --> 00:36:09,501
was that we weren't focused.
650
00:36:09,585 --> 00:36:12,088
But that's why this is so great
and could totally be successful.
651
00:36:12,171 --> 00:36:14,841
We just have to, like,
clearly state to the administration
652
00:36:14,924 --> 00:36:16,050
what it is we want...
653
00:36:17,009 --> 00:36:18,469
Judy King offered me a job.
654
00:36:19,261 --> 00:36:21,055
She did?
655
00:36:21,138 --> 00:36:22,514
Yeah, she said to call her
when I get out of here,
656
00:36:22,598 --> 00:36:24,141
and she'll hook me up.
657
00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:26,310
She said any chef
would be lucky to have me.
658
00:36:26,393 --> 00:36:29,313
Baby, I'm so proud of you.
659
00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:31,190
One step closer to that apartment.
660
00:36:31,273 --> 00:36:33,442
Then Fiji.
661
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,737
We'll just have to take down
the prison administration first,
662
00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:37,571
and then we'll be able
to take over the world.
663
00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:39,991
Wait, you don't think that protest
is going to work, do you?
664
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,659
Of course, I do.
Why wouldn't I?
665
00:36:42,744 --> 00:36:44,370
I don't know,
you're excited to have a project.
666
00:36:44,453 --> 00:36:47,539
A project? This isn't knitting.
667
00:36:47,623 --> 00:36:50,334
This is social change and justice.
It's important.
668
00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:52,754
Absolutely, it just ain't gonna
happen in this place.
669
00:36:53,713 --> 00:36:55,506
Well, I'm not willing to not try.
670
00:36:55,589 --> 00:36:58,175
Brook, this isn't important, okay?
671
00:36:58,259 --> 00:37:00,762
Over there, outside all of this.
That's what's important.
672
00:37:00,845 --> 00:37:04,015
Why waste your energy trying to get
some dude who don't even matter fired,
673
00:37:04,098 --> 00:37:06,893
when they're gonna hire some other guy
tomorrow who'll probably be worse?
674
00:37:06,976 --> 00:37:09,937
You're telling me
what I care about doesn't matter.
675
00:37:10,021 --> 00:37:13,775
I'm telling you...
your privilege makes you naive, babe.
676
00:37:15,401 --> 00:37:18,404
I'd rather be naive than a selfish,
jaded asshole.
677
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,281
Baby.
678
00:37:20,364 --> 00:37:21,949
- Hey.
- Leave me alone.
679
00:37:25,995 --> 00:37:28,873
You said it would be last Friday,
all right?
680
00:37:28,956 --> 00:37:31,167
I sat around here waiting all day,
681
00:37:31,250 --> 00:37:34,670
practicing my surprise face
for when the CO finally showed up,
682
00:37:34,754 --> 00:37:36,505
and then... nothing!
683
00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:40,467
I did closure things.
684
00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:46,974
"What do I expect"?
Oh, look. What I expect...
685
00:37:47,058 --> 00:37:50,227
is that my lawyer,
when he tells me that I am...
686
00:37:50,311 --> 00:37:53,272
getting out of this hellhole
on a certain day,
687
00:37:53,355 --> 00:37:54,648
that it is a done deal.
688
00:37:55,566 --> 00:38:00,863
I cannot imagine that is too much to ask
from someone that I pay $1,800 an hour.
689
00:38:02,782 --> 00:38:06,118
Well... try harder then, sugar!
690
00:38:06,202 --> 00:38:08,745
Baby, is everything okay with us?
691
00:38:09,914 --> 00:38:14,210
Well, I don't know, it seems like
you've been very busy lately.
692
00:38:14,293 --> 00:38:17,713
Look, I'm so sorry
I missed visitation, my bride.
693
00:38:17,797 --> 00:38:20,424
But it was Paulie's birthday,
and he really wanted me there,
694
00:38:20,507 --> 00:38:23,052
and I had to go,
'cause it was the big 3-0, you know.
695
00:38:23,135 --> 00:38:25,387
And we ain't kids no more, Lorna.
696
00:38:25,471 --> 00:38:26,722
Thirty is, like, serious.
697
00:38:26,806 --> 00:38:30,101
We even drank bourbon instead of beer.
698
00:38:30,184 --> 00:38:33,645
Well, I missed you... a lot.
699
00:38:33,729 --> 00:38:36,232
A lot, a lot.
700
00:38:36,315 --> 00:38:38,025
Who is this, uh, Paulie, then?
701
00:38:38,109 --> 00:38:39,110
Oh, you know Paulie.
702
00:38:39,193 --> 00:38:41,487
Paulie, my, uh, buddy I grew up with
from down the street.
703
00:38:41,570 --> 00:38:44,781
Oh! Oh, the one whose eye
goes left instead of right?
704
00:38:44,866 --> 00:38:47,659
No, no, no, that's Greggy.
Paulie is the dental hygienist.
705
00:38:47,743 --> 00:38:49,661
His eyes are normal.
706
00:38:49,745 --> 00:38:51,998
- I don't think I know him.
- You'd love him.
707
00:38:52,081 --> 00:38:54,917
Except sometimes, you know,
he can get a little, uh, uptight,
708
00:38:55,001 --> 00:38:56,793
uh, when he sees you chewing
something tough
709
00:38:56,878 --> 00:38:59,630
like a caramel, like a taffy...
710
00:38:59,713 --> 00:39:01,507
A caramel?
711
00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:02,842
You like caramels now?
712
00:39:02,925 --> 00:39:05,594
Yeah, sure.
Not any more than before, though.
713
00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:08,389
I think my favorites are still
candy corn pumpkins.
714
00:39:08,472 --> 00:39:10,057
But, caramels?
715
00:39:12,184 --> 00:39:14,228
I... I don't think
I understand the question.
716
00:39:15,980 --> 00:39:20,526
You know who else loves caramels?
717
00:39:20,609 --> 00:39:21,861
Francine.
718
00:39:22,778 --> 00:39:26,282
Okay, well, I guess I will jot that down
in my "Facts about Francine" notebook.
719
00:39:26,365 --> 00:39:30,036
Um, anyway, my love,
720
00:39:30,119 --> 00:39:32,704
you remember that, um,
homeless guy I was telling you about
721
00:39:32,788 --> 00:39:36,083
who sucks on cotton balls?
We all call him Hobo Marshmallows...
722
00:39:36,167 --> 00:39:37,751
I'm not stupid, you know.
723
00:39:37,834 --> 00:39:39,962
I've known for weeks.
724
00:39:40,046 --> 00:39:43,132
You're not pulling any wool
over these eyes. No, sir.
725
00:39:44,341 --> 00:39:46,552
I have no fucking idea
what you're talking about.
726
00:39:46,635 --> 00:39:50,681
I'm talking about you
pulling your dick out of your pants
727
00:39:50,764 --> 00:39:53,350
and sticking it in my sister!
728
00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:55,852
What? She said you told her
to hang out with me,
729
00:39:55,937 --> 00:39:57,313
that you want us to be a family.
730
00:39:57,396 --> 00:39:58,981
Well, believe me,
731
00:39:59,065 --> 00:40:03,402
I wouldn't have asked her to do that
if I knew she was a whore!
732
00:40:03,485 --> 00:40:06,530
I, uh... Wait.
733
00:40:07,573 --> 00:40:09,658
You really think
I would do that to you, Lorna?
734
00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:12,203
I don't know what you're capable of,
735
00:40:12,286 --> 00:40:16,373
you lying cheater, bourbon drinker,
caramel eater...
736
00:40:18,292 --> 00:40:19,585
Oh, my God!
737
00:40:21,212 --> 00:40:22,838
Oh, my God, you're crazy.
738
00:40:22,922 --> 00:40:25,091
No, no, no, no, no.
739
00:40:25,174 --> 00:40:27,426
Don't you dare do that.
740
00:40:27,509 --> 00:40:31,763
You're manipulatin' the conversation,
I know... I know this trick.
741
00:40:31,847 --> 00:40:35,101
This ain't about me.
I'm not the crazy one.
742
00:40:35,184 --> 00:40:36,768
I know what I know.
743
00:40:36,852 --> 00:40:40,147
And you, Vincent Muccio...
744
00:40:40,231 --> 00:40:43,150
are not a good man.
745
00:40:49,823 --> 00:40:51,783
Sorry, sweaty hands.
746
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:01,918
Oh, you're here.
Thank God!
747
00:41:05,547 --> 00:41:07,466
Once again, I have a favor to ask.
748
00:41:07,549 --> 00:41:11,262
I know, I ask and I ask,
and here I am again.
749
00:41:11,345 --> 00:41:14,515
Think of me as your prison psoriasis.
750
00:41:17,268 --> 00:41:20,604
Can I take a nap in here, Sam? Please?
751
00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:24,941
That fucking Piscatella won't let me sleep
and my vision is getting blurry.
752
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:27,694
I'm sorry to hear that.
753
00:41:30,864 --> 00:41:32,158
Sam, what's wrong?
754
00:41:36,620 --> 00:41:39,956
Red... when did you get here?
755
00:41:41,542 --> 00:41:42,668
Look at me.
756
00:41:44,003 --> 00:41:45,837
I don't know what's going on with you,
757
00:41:45,921 --> 00:41:48,090
but you need to get yourself together.
758
00:41:48,174 --> 00:41:49,175
You hear me?
759
00:41:49,258 --> 00:41:53,012
This is no time
to feel sorry for yourself.
760
00:41:53,095 --> 00:41:56,182
Go home, take a shower,
and get back here.
761
00:41:57,099 --> 00:41:59,768
You have a home,
so it can't be that bad.
762
00:42:00,727 --> 00:42:03,397
You don't get to have a crisis right now.
763
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,442
We need you, understand?
764
00:42:06,525 --> 00:42:09,570
Okay. I'll go home.
765
00:42:26,378 --> 00:42:27,504
Okay.
766
00:42:28,505 --> 00:42:30,299
We'll sit here then.
767
00:42:48,192 --> 00:42:49,943
So I guess I know what that's about.
768
00:42:51,027 --> 00:42:52,154
We good now?
769
00:42:52,238 --> 00:42:54,030
Oh, yeah, we're good,
because she's good.
770
00:42:54,115 --> 00:42:57,368
But if you ever hurt her again, I mean
if you even so much as hurt her feelings,
771
00:42:57,451 --> 00:42:58,994
you're fucking dead.
772
00:42:59,078 --> 00:43:01,872
- I mean it, literally, dead.
- Got it.
773
00:43:01,955 --> 00:43:04,708
You are still a rapist in my book.
774
00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:06,585
You didn't fuck up,
you didn't make a mistake.
775
00:43:06,668 --> 00:43:08,170
You're a fucking rapist!
776
00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:13,008
Oh, your ass looks
really great naked, by the way.
777
00:43:33,779 --> 00:43:36,657
I guess this is how we hold hands.
778
00:43:36,740 --> 00:43:39,285
- I missed you.
- I missed you, too, Pipes.
779
00:43:40,911 --> 00:43:43,830
But this you, not the other
galvanized-lunatic you.
780
00:43:43,914 --> 00:43:45,832
I love it when you talk dirty.
781
00:43:49,586 --> 00:43:51,672
You got chips on your face.
782
00:43:54,049 --> 00:43:55,676
I hope she does that...
783
00:43:55,759 --> 00:43:57,469
again!
784
00:43:58,762 --> 00:44:00,556
We should really start charging.
785
00:44:01,890 --> 00:44:05,144
Hey! You owe us a dollar.
786
00:44:06,019 --> 00:44:07,521
Four dollars!
787
00:44:07,604 --> 00:44:09,815
One dollar per titty!
788
00:44:09,898 --> 00:44:10,941
That's the rate!
789
00:44:11,024 --> 00:44:13,610
I hate prison.
790
00:44:13,694 --> 00:44:16,655
Oh, my God, two dollars per vagina.
791
00:44:16,738 --> 00:44:18,324
It's extra money for vagina.
792
00:44:30,419 --> 00:44:31,503
I need a brush.
793
00:44:36,217 --> 00:44:37,426
Come on.
794
00:44:39,303 --> 00:44:42,055
Okay, ladies, play time is over.
795
00:44:42,138 --> 00:44:44,391
This ain't play time, it's business.
796
00:44:44,475 --> 00:44:46,142
Well, lucky for us,
797
00:44:46,227 --> 00:44:47,769
that we could all have
different definitions
798
00:44:47,853 --> 00:44:49,730
for whatever the hell it is
that you do in here.
799
00:44:49,813 --> 00:44:51,565
'Cause it's America.
Out!
800
00:44:52,691 --> 00:44:56,194
And if you got a problem, or you,
or you...
801
00:44:56,278 --> 00:44:58,697
you could tell Maria
to come and talk to me later.
802
00:44:58,780 --> 00:45:00,366
All right?
803
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,289
Respect your elders,
and get the fuck out!
804
00:45:16,089 --> 00:45:18,675
And you, don't do nothing stupid.
You hear me?
805
00:45:19,593 --> 00:45:21,845
- You don't scare me.
- Then you're dumber than you look.
806
00:45:41,698 --> 00:45:42,949
All right.
807
00:45:43,909 --> 00:45:45,702
What are we gonna do here?
808
00:45:46,870 --> 00:45:49,665
I don't know
if it's still in good shape.
809
00:45:49,748 --> 00:45:51,041
Well, let's see.
810
00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:56,004
Maybe we...
need some brush or something.
811
00:45:56,922 --> 00:45:58,965
Uh, they used to be
in the drawer over there.
812
00:46:08,809 --> 00:46:09,976
I don't need your pity.
813
00:46:10,727 --> 00:46:11,853
Good.
814
00:46:11,937 --> 00:46:13,522
'Cause I ain't got none to give.
815
00:46:19,945 --> 00:46:21,237
Should we try this?
816
00:47:10,704 --> 00:47:11,913
Hey, man.
817
00:47:13,457 --> 00:47:15,000
Hey.
818
00:47:15,083 --> 00:47:17,293
I thought this was my secret lunch spot.
819
00:47:18,587 --> 00:47:19,713
Guess not.
820
00:47:21,423 --> 00:47:22,758
You all right?
821
00:47:26,094 --> 00:47:27,262
Cool if I sit?
822
00:47:40,984 --> 00:47:42,903
It's crazy shit out there, huh?
823
00:47:44,530 --> 00:47:45,572
Yeah.
824
00:47:47,115 --> 00:47:48,992
What's up with you?
825
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:53,997
Do you think this place changes you?
826
00:47:56,667 --> 00:47:59,753
Like, in general?
Or me, personally?
827
00:48:00,879 --> 00:48:02,506
You, personally?
828
00:48:04,925 --> 00:48:06,301
Not that I noticed.
829
00:48:07,928 --> 00:48:09,179
Just a job, right?
830
00:48:10,013 --> 00:48:12,641
I almost got a hand job from an inmate.
831
00:48:12,724 --> 00:48:16,186
And I was part of an illegal
panty-smuggling scheme.
832
00:48:16,269 --> 00:48:17,604
No shit.
833
00:48:18,313 --> 00:48:19,481
It's not funny.
834
00:48:19,565 --> 00:48:20,649
Nah.
835
00:48:21,942 --> 00:48:23,569
Of course.
836
00:48:23,652 --> 00:48:24,945
Yeah, I just...
837
00:48:26,196 --> 00:48:28,031
Coming from you, you know.
838
00:48:29,157 --> 00:48:30,867
So you've never been tempted?
839
00:48:32,994 --> 00:48:34,037
Nah.
840
00:48:35,246 --> 00:48:36,873
Can't say that I have.
841
00:48:38,792 --> 00:48:40,251
Sorry, buddy.
842
00:48:45,507 --> 00:48:47,217
Hey, hey, hey.
This is the one.
843
00:48:48,552 --> 00:48:49,803
Right here.
844
00:48:49,886 --> 00:48:51,387
Let it rip, Bax.
845
00:48:57,769 --> 00:49:01,482
Come on, do another!
Let that asswipe have it.
846
00:49:01,565 --> 00:49:03,525
No one fires Baxter Bayley.
847
00:49:03,609 --> 00:49:06,402
Yeah, no one fires Baxter Bayley!
848
00:49:07,863 --> 00:49:10,406
You guys think the third-person thing
works for me?
849
00:49:10,491 --> 00:49:13,159
Dude, throw it!
Yeah, come on!
850
00:49:17,789 --> 00:49:19,541
You guys, a car's coming.
851
00:49:19,625 --> 00:49:20,834
Shit.
852
00:49:23,003 --> 00:49:24,630
What are we gonna do
with the rest of them?
853
00:49:24,713 --> 00:49:26,172
Well, we ain't making omelets.
854
00:49:37,392 --> 00:49:39,310
Oh, jackpot.
855
00:49:39,394 --> 00:49:42,063
Dude, don't get too close.
They might murder us or something.
856
00:49:42,147 --> 00:49:43,231
Dude, is everyone armed?
857
00:49:43,314 --> 00:49:47,318
On my count.
One, two, three!
858
00:49:49,404 --> 00:49:50,488
You nailed her!
859
00:49:50,572 --> 00:49:52,198
You think that's funny?
860
00:49:52,282 --> 00:49:55,118
You redneck piece of shit asshole!
861
00:49:55,201 --> 00:49:57,245
I'm a fucking human being!
862
00:50:02,543 --> 00:50:05,754
Yeah, boys.
Cheers, boys. Let's go.
863
00:50:23,939 --> 00:50:25,065
We don't want any.
864
00:50:30,654 --> 00:50:34,157
Hey, Beer Can, or Wine Glass,
as the case may be.
865
00:50:34,908 --> 00:50:37,619
- Are you drunk?
- Why, you want to take advantage of me?
866
00:50:37,703 --> 00:50:38,870
Come in.
867
00:50:40,664 --> 00:50:43,625
I shouldn't stay.
I just wanted to say that...
868
00:50:45,961 --> 00:50:47,170
I'm sorry.
869
00:50:47,963 --> 00:50:50,173
This is an impossible job.
870
00:50:50,757 --> 00:50:52,968
You were trying,
and I shouldn't have judged you.
871
00:50:54,260 --> 00:50:55,679
They broke you, too, huh?
872
00:50:58,514 --> 00:51:00,225
I guess.
873
00:51:00,308 --> 00:51:01,392
Come on.
874
00:51:02,686 --> 00:51:05,856
Have a glass of wine with me, for...
old time's sake.
875
00:51:08,316 --> 00:51:11,569
I should really be getting back.
Things are a little chaotic right now.
876
00:51:11,653 --> 00:51:13,154
Right.
877
00:51:13,238 --> 00:51:15,991
You're probably busy prepping for
all those new bodies headed your way.
878
00:51:16,074 --> 00:51:19,285
- They've been there for months.
- No, I mean the next round.
879
00:51:19,369 --> 00:51:21,830
The ones who will fill
that superdorm you're building.
880
00:51:21,913 --> 00:51:24,124
I'm tight with Margie
from Infrastructure at MCC,
881
00:51:24,207 --> 00:51:25,583
she was telling me all about it.
882
00:51:25,667 --> 00:51:28,586
What a shit show.
I'm sorry that mess fell in your lap.
883
00:51:29,713 --> 00:51:30,922
More inmates?
884
00:51:32,048 --> 00:51:35,426
Come on, Joe, you didn't know
that they were trying to stuff that place
885
00:51:35,510 --> 00:51:37,178
with as many bodies as it could hold?
886
00:51:37,262 --> 00:51:39,347
Fuckers!
887
00:51:41,850 --> 00:51:44,144
You sure you don't wanna come in?
888
00:51:45,353 --> 00:51:46,772
I have a girlfriend.
889
00:51:47,773 --> 00:51:52,235
A weird, lying, gun-toting,
manipulative, corporate girlfriend.
890
00:51:52,318 --> 00:51:54,529
Margie from Infrastructure told me.
891
00:51:56,114 --> 00:51:57,407
Come on.
892
00:51:57,490 --> 00:52:00,076
We'll just... talk.
893
00:52:01,536 --> 00:52:03,038
I'm a really great talker.
894
00:52:03,747 --> 00:52:05,331
Talking...
895
00:52:05,415 --> 00:52:06,541
Talking sounds nice.
896
00:52:12,172 --> 00:52:15,091
- Did you get your hubby on the phone?
- Oh, sure.
897
00:52:15,175 --> 00:52:17,803
Yeah, it was great, just great.
898
00:52:17,886 --> 00:52:20,638
- I don't want you guys to go judging...
- Yeah.
899
00:52:20,722 --> 00:52:23,224
...'cause we know it's fast, but...
900
00:52:24,225 --> 00:52:26,853
we're gonna start trying to have a baby.
901
00:52:26,937 --> 00:52:28,188
Small thing, but isn't that, uh,
902
00:52:28,271 --> 00:52:31,817
isn't that going to be hard, considering
penis in vagina needs to happen?
903
00:52:31,900 --> 00:52:33,151
Mmm-hmm.
904
00:52:33,234 --> 00:52:34,695
Love will find a way.
905
00:52:35,987 --> 00:52:37,823
Come here.
906
00:52:37,906 --> 00:52:39,407
It sure will, kid.
907
00:52:44,079 --> 00:52:45,496
- I saw that.
- What?
908
00:52:45,580 --> 00:52:47,248
God save us all.
909
00:52:47,332 --> 00:52:48,374
You're fucking again.
910
00:52:48,458 --> 00:52:49,918
No, we're just...
911
00:52:50,001 --> 00:52:51,544
- Companions.
- Yeah.
912
00:52:51,627 --> 00:52:52,628
Companions.
913
00:52:52,713 --> 00:52:54,380
"Companions,"
that's what they're called.
914
00:52:54,464 --> 00:52:56,174
- Oh, you guys...
- Yo, yo.
915
00:53:03,139 --> 00:53:05,141
Inmate!
916
00:53:06,601 --> 00:53:08,269
Please...
917
00:53:08,353 --> 00:53:10,939
let me sleep for 20 minutes.
918
00:53:11,022 --> 00:53:12,899
This is inhumane.
919
00:53:12,983 --> 00:53:15,736
Prison wasn't built on humanity, inmate.
920
00:53:21,950 --> 00:53:23,076
Listen up!
921
00:53:25,245 --> 00:53:27,998
Things have been pretty lax around here,
if you ask me.
922
00:53:28,790 --> 00:53:31,501
So lax, in fact, that one of my men
923
00:53:31,584 --> 00:53:34,462
was murdered on prison property
by one of you.
924
00:53:35,213 --> 00:53:37,548
It seems that, somewhere along the way,
925
00:53:37,632 --> 00:53:40,385
everyone around here forgot
the only thing that matters.
926
00:53:40,468 --> 00:53:43,346
You're criminals, and you deserve nothing.
927
00:53:43,429 --> 00:53:47,225
And if I have to make an example
out of each and every one of you
928
00:53:47,308 --> 00:53:49,019
to get this place back in order...
929
00:53:50,228 --> 00:53:51,813
well, that will be my pleasure.
930
00:53:53,356 --> 00:53:54,565
Get to work.
931
00:53:57,027 --> 00:53:59,612
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- Stay out of this, inmate.
932
00:53:59,695 --> 00:54:02,615
- I'm all right.
- 'Course you are.
933
00:54:03,699 --> 00:54:06,536
Make sure she starts working.
Don't let her sit down.
934
00:55:09,515 --> 00:55:10,892
Come on, fuck this!
935
00:55:25,656 --> 00:55:27,492
- Hey, should we call for backup?
- Mmm-mmm.
936
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:31,704
I'm sorry, baby.
937
00:55:40,505 --> 00:55:43,466
We are not going to move
until you no longer work at this prison.
938
00:55:43,549 --> 00:55:45,718
Yeah.
939
00:55:45,801 --> 00:55:48,263
We need backup in the cafeteria, now!
940
00:55:48,346 --> 00:55:49,805
Every man we have.
941
00:55:49,890 --> 00:55:52,017
We're not going to do anything
other than stand here.
942
00:55:52,100 --> 00:55:54,769
You don't need more men,
you just need to resign.
943
00:56:16,582 --> 00:56:18,584
- Start clearing.
- Yes, sir.
944
00:56:18,668 --> 00:56:20,461
- Clear 'em off.
- Come on, get down!
945
00:56:20,545 --> 00:56:22,755
- No, no, no...
- Hey! Get down.
946
00:56:22,838 --> 00:56:24,215
No, I did a bad thing!
947
00:56:24,299 --> 00:56:26,426
I did a bad thing! I did a bad thing!
I did a bad thing!
948
00:56:26,509 --> 00:56:28,219
I did a bad thing!
949
00:56:29,762 --> 00:56:31,722
- Get down!
- I did a bad thing!
950
00:56:31,806 --> 00:56:33,849
I did a bad thing.
951
00:56:33,934 --> 00:56:37,062
I did a bad... Bad! Bad! Bad!
952
00:56:37,145 --> 00:56:40,398
Bayley! Get that fucking animal
out of here, now. Get her to Psych!
953
00:56:40,481 --> 00:56:42,067
Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!
954
00:56:42,150 --> 00:56:43,276
- No, no, no.
- Bad! Bad!
955
00:56:43,359 --> 00:56:45,028
- Hey, no, don't. Just let me talk to her!
- Bad! Bad! Bad!
956
00:56:45,111 --> 00:56:48,031
- Hey! Stay down, inmate!
- No, come on, man, I'm trying to help.
957
00:56:48,114 --> 00:56:50,200
- She don't know what she's doing.
- Get off!
958
00:56:51,367 --> 00:56:54,245
- All right, let's get down.
- No. No!
959
00:56:54,329 --> 00:56:56,414
- Get down. Come on.
- I'm not doing...
960
00:56:57,123 --> 00:56:59,917
Oh, fuck, it hurts.
961
00:57:00,001 --> 00:57:01,711
Get your foot off me, man!
962
00:57:04,547 --> 00:57:05,840
Get off of me!
963
00:57:05,923 --> 00:57:07,717
Man, get off me!
964
00:57:14,557 --> 00:57:15,850
Calm down!
965
00:57:19,938 --> 00:57:22,440
Piscatella! Piscatella!
966
00:57:23,399 --> 00:57:24,442
Help me!
967
00:57:24,525 --> 00:57:30,740
I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad,
I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad!
968
00:57:30,823 --> 00:57:33,451
- Come on. Let's go, come on.
- Don't touch me, man!
969
00:57:35,954 --> 00:57:38,456
- P! P!
- Come on.
970
00:57:38,539 --> 00:57:40,541
I did a... I did a bad thing!
971
00:57:40,625 --> 00:57:45,255
I did a bad...
I did it! I did it!
972
00:57:45,338 --> 00:57:47,132
I did it!
973
00:57:58,768 --> 00:58:00,020
Someone call a medic.
974
00:58:47,006 --> 00:58:52,006
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