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[cell door slams]
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[theme song playing]
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[cell door slams]
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[cell door slams]
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[inmates snoring]
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- [music playing over speakers]
- [inmates groaning]
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[inmate] Turn it off!
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[inmates continue grumbling]
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[chuckles]
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[cheering]
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[radio host speaking indistinctly]
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[sighs]
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[grunting and groaning]
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[coughing]
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[all gagging]
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[narrator on TV] In the Kalahari Desert,
the unsuspecting meerkat clan is unaware
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they are prey to the desert's
most savage predators.
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- Oh. [groans]
- Meerkats are social by nature...
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[inmates grunting]
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...burrowing deep into large
underground networks,
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where they create colonies with
up to 30 meerkats in a colony.
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[Nicky] Jesus Christ.
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[narrator continues indistinctly]
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[grunts] Where's the remote?
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Could somebody shut off those rats?
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Oh, no, no, they're not rats. They're
meerkats and they are so cute!
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Look at them, standing
up like little people.
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Oh, I found the remote! Remote found.
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[Nicky] Thank you. God...
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- What time is it?
- Uh... it is 6:47.
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Jesus. And isn't the
whole point of a riot
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that you get to hit snooze on prison?
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Oh, my God. You guys, look at this.
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[news anchor] Scattered
reports this morning
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that Judy King has been taken
hostage at Litchfield Penitentiary
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in what appears to be a
possible terror situation.
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- [Nicky] Holy shit!
- No word yet on her condition...
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You tellin' me that we could
have gotten up to that roof?
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Why aren't we hanging out up there?
You know, I love a view.
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Fucking morons. Jesus. Uh, who...
who is that?
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Is that Yoga?
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Change it to Fox. Me and
Vinnie, we watch Fox.
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Absolutely not.
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Live at the scene here
at Litchfield Prison,
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as details continue to trickle in
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about the late-night terrorist attack
on Judy King and her Christian faith.
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Some reports indicate that there is
a political and violent uprising
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taking place within the prison.
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But News 4 has found
exclusive online footage
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that tells quite a different story.
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[inmates laughing and whooping]
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That's where the chicken à la king went.
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[woman over intercom] Mr. Pearson,
the governor's on line one.
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[beeps]
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Hutch! How's it going, buddy? I
haven't seen you since Tommy...
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Why are al-Qaeda terrorists torturing
the red states' favorite chef
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on the roof of your prison?
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[Jack] Uh, look, I know it
doesn't look good, but, uh...
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It looks like a fucking PR
nightmare during my election year.
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- Are you storming?
- Uh, no. They... they have hostages.
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MCC can't have hostage bloodshed.
We're... we're standing down.
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Is that what CERT advised?
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- CERT?
- Correctional Emergency Response Team.
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Do you not have a CERT
team on the scene?
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We're sort of between
CERT teams right now.
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For fuck's sake! I'm sending a team
over and I'm billing MCC up the ass.
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You listen to their
assessment of casualty risk
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and you let them de-escalate this mess.
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- I consider you a friend, Jack...
- [sighs]
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...but I can't believe how badly
you shit the bed on this.
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Worse than when my
beagle had butt cancer.
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I'm so sorry to hear about Blanche.
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- Is she okay?
- The dog's fine.
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Get your inmates off my TV.
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You steppin' ass first?
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If you wanna score the Latin
and African American markets,
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- it's all about that bass.
- Oh.
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White, I just turn to
the side, tits, ass.
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And the schoolgirl outfits hits Asians.
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- Shit. You really know your demos.
- Yeah.
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- [gasps] Oh, my God, here they come!
- [gasps]
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- Are you ready?
- [reporters clamoring]
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We're gonna be super famous!
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- [both shriek]
- Don't forget to smize.
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Nuh-uh. You smize. I'm
squinching and teeging.
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- [reporter] Over here!
- Yo, let me get in there.
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- Wow!
- Wow! Look at you and those lips.
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Pidge said I needed
some drama on my face.
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It was this or mascara,
and I don't like
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shit around my eyes
'cause I got allergies
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and I rub and then I look like
one of them girls who cry.
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- Oh, it's good. Yeah, cute.
- Yeah, mmm-hmm.
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Uh, I'm totally liking it.
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You should try doing the prune lips
like an Olsen twin, like this.
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[Flaca] Mmm.
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[reporter] All right, can we
just get the two on the right?
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Other one looks like a boy.
Get him out!
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Get out of the way! Yeah, you!
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What? My drama face ain't good
enough for your little pictures?
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Well, if you don't like my face,
maybe you'll like this! [chuckling]
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[Maritza] Oh, my God! Shit.
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Never work with animals,
children or naked buttholes.
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[laughing]
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[chuckling] Why are you
walking like you're 90?
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[Piper] Because we slept in a digger
bucket, and I can't feel my neck.
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I once dated a girl named Digger.
Her parents ran a cemetery.
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She stole me a ring off a corpse.
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How romantic. Illegal and
creepy, but very romantic.
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She left me for a
professional water-skier.
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She said she was the only woman who
ever looked hot in a life vest.
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How do you fight that?
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I think we need more padding.
Like a base layer.
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You know, like a... like
a tarp or something.
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Whoa. I didn't even ask
you to move in, Pipes.
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That's, uh... that's
pretty presumptuous.
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Alex Vause, may I put my
prison-issue mattress
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next to your bulldozer scoopie thingy,
and ride out a nightmare with you?
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You may.
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Will I not like you when
you get very angry?
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[Alex] I'm repurposing.
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Huh.
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Do you want me to help you
rip off the other one?
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Is it driving you crazy?
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No.
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Yes. You know that I need symmetry!
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- It's hard to look at, huh?
- Now you're just being a bully.
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Okay, fine. This is a gift for you.
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It's no corpse ring,
but it'll have to do.
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Daya! Hey, I've been looking for you.
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You found something to eat okay?
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Why, you wanna jack me for my Pop-Tart?
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Hey. I know you don't understand
what I did or why I did it, but...
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You're right. I don't understand.
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This whole fucking time
you didn't say nothing.
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And you fucking hit me in my head.
I could have a football injury.
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- I got a wicked headache.
- You shot a guard.
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You weren't acting like a
responsible gun owner.
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I don't care.
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- I don't care if he dies.
- And I do?
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We all think about taking
down these cabrones,
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but we don't act on it 'cause
we got things to live for.
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You gotta get outta
here and see your girl.
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[Dayanara huffs]
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[mimics Dayanara] Look at me. Hey.
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You need to take a timeout, okay?
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Why don't you help me clean up?
We could do it together.
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Busy hands could help
clear your head, huh?
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My head hurts, all right?
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I want nothing to do with you.
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Maybe your shadow can
help you play cleanup.
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- My what?
- Good morning.
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What's for breakfast?
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You're looking at it.
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Um, no. I'm not.
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Breakfast is supposed to be
served between 4:30 and 7:00.
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Today's offerings should
include a hot grits,
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a whole wheat bread or coffee cake,
a margarine pat and skim milk.
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- Sometimes there's a surprise, like...
- Okay, yeah. Breakfast is canceled.
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Breakfast is canceled...
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Fine.
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Breakfast, okay?
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Oh! Thank you! [chuckles]
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This is the surprise, for sure.
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Um, by any chance, will there
be a spoon made available?
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[sighs]
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Yeah, I'll get one. Sit down.
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[grunts]
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Oh, what the hell.
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Okay. Pick a color. You want gel?
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Uh, no. Um...
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- I want to apply for a job here.
- [woman] Hmm?
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- You got a sign outside...
- It's meter parking, yeah.
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No. [chuckles]
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I want to work here. Do nails.
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I do manicures. I did these.
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Oh.
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Exactly. I'm a fuckin'
artist with this shit.
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I did my toes, too. See that?
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Cheetah. You know... [roars]
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Yes. Good.
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- Great. So how much you paying me?
- Twenty dollars a day.
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What? Uh-uh.
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- That's way too low.
- No, no, no.
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You pay me to train.
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- To train?
- Mmm-hmm.
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In what?
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I'd buff circles around
these sashimi bitches.
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Two weeks train, or you go now.
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You know what, you can shit up
a rope with your $20 a day.
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And it's your loss.
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I would have had this place
packed, with lines out the door.
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Charging people to work?
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This is America, lady.
Slavery ain't legal here!
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Mei... are you in here
against your will?
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[Sankey] Come on, slave! We're hangry!
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How long does it take to fry, poach
and scramble some damn eggs?
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Ladies, I am moving as fast as I can.
You know, all I have is powdered eggs.
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Did we say you could talk?
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Yeah, just make it rain, King.
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What the fuck did y'all do?
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Did y'all see the news? They
think y'all terrorists!
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We know. We saw.
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And they had no right
to call us bin Ladens
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without checking who we
were under those Ewok hats.
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- The whole thing's totally offensive.
- Fuckin' media.
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What's offensive is that a photograph
of two idiots wearing hijabs
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automatically gets
labelled as terrorism.
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[Black Cindy] Hey, do I smell eggs?
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Ooh! Let me get one of
them over easy, JK!
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No way, she's our slave.
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And over easy's nasty.
All that egg slime.
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Bitch, egg snot the best part.
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- [scoffs] Splooge-y.
- [Black Cindy] Y'all crazy.
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Over easy's the only way to cook an egg.
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Ain't that right, Jude?
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Over medium is considered
the gold standard.
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- [laughing]
- In your face!
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Shocking. The white lady backs up
the other whites about egg whites.
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Look, we need to borrow D-list
Martha Stewart for a while.
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We need to show the media that
she ain't locked up in a closet
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with a bag over her head and
jumper cables on her nips.
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- [all] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- What the fuck?
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She's our property and we're
not in the lending business.
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That's Jews.
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Yeah, maybe you didn't hear her.
We taking the bitch, so excuse us.
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Oh, so this is communism now?
We give you whatever for free?
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Nah, our whole lives is you
people taking from us for free.
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If you want her, you gotta
buy her, like an American.
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That's the deal.
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[sighs]
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What do you want for her?
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What you got?
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Aw, shit! You seeing this?
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[young Janae] Yes. And I disagree.
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I think Boo's giving tree actually
does more takin' away than giving.
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- How so?
- The tree's a sign of goodness.
238
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But when it gets filled with cement,
239
00:13:05,706 --> 00:13:09,125
the tree symbolizes what's been
taken from Scout, her innocence.
240
00:13:09,508 --> 00:13:12,087
- Plus, she's got that dumb name.
- [students laugh]
241
00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:13,339
[school bell rings]
242
00:13:13,422 --> 00:13:15,257
Okay, permission slips, people!
243
00:13:15,341 --> 00:13:18,219
I need them before we get
on the bus tomorrow.
244
00:13:18,302 --> 00:13:20,429
Uh, Janae, I'd like to speak with you.
245
00:13:20,512 --> 00:13:22,616
Ooh. Watson getting called out.
246
00:13:22,641 --> 00:13:23,892
Yeah, right. For what?
247
00:13:27,987 --> 00:13:30,347
- Here, I got my permission slip.
- Ah, excellent.
248
00:13:30,495 --> 00:13:32,899
I want to make sure you're
coming tomorrow. You excited?
249
00:13:32,983 --> 00:13:34,972
- Yeah. I guess.
- I'm excited for you.
250
00:13:35,277 --> 00:13:37,946
Doors are gonna open if you
keep working hard, Janae.
251
00:13:38,157 --> 00:13:39,826
I want you to see what's
behind some of those doors.
252
00:13:40,007 --> 00:13:42,844
Okay. Great. See you tomorrow.
253
00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,717
Okay. So after flossing my teeth,
254
00:13:48,796 --> 00:13:51,466
and doing that under-eye
cream we talked about,
255
00:13:51,549 --> 00:13:55,052
I go to here, Spanish Harlem.
256
00:13:55,136 --> 00:13:56,971
I know it looks messy and everything,
257
00:13:57,054 --> 00:13:59,474
but it's because we have
that protest and everything.
258
00:13:59,557 --> 00:14:05,062
My bunk is over there, and right
here, we have Pidge and Ouija.
259
00:14:05,146 --> 00:14:07,440
Or Peejee. Say hi, you guys!
260
00:14:07,664 --> 00:14:10,875
- No one calls us that.
- I didn't sign a release.
261
00:14:12,945 --> 00:14:16,240
Okay, so over here, we have Maria.
262
00:14:16,324 --> 00:14:20,662
I made this selfie stick out
of a plunger and duct tape.
263
00:14:20,745 --> 00:14:24,123
Look at the link below
if you want directions.
264
00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:30,083
And over here, we have
my best friend, Maritza.
265
00:14:30,108 --> 00:14:31,779
- Say hi, chiquita.
- No! Go away!
266
00:14:31,839 --> 00:14:33,550
I already took my face
off from this morning.
267
00:14:33,633 --> 00:14:36,389
- I gotta put a new one on.
- No. This is a day in the life.
268
00:14:36,538 --> 00:14:37,670
For the people.
269
00:14:37,717 --> 00:14:40,181
Tell them what you're doing. Come on.
270
00:14:40,265 --> 00:14:43,435
[sighs] Okay, fine. [clears throat]
271
00:14:44,647 --> 00:14:46,438
Hi, everybody!
272
00:14:46,521 --> 00:14:49,941
Okay, so what I'm doing now
is contour and highlight.
273
00:14:50,024 --> 00:14:51,108
When I wasn't in prison,
274
00:14:51,192 --> 00:14:55,405
I would do this with a MAC Pro
Palette and a #19 fan brush.
275
00:14:55,488 --> 00:14:59,867
But in here, I use three spices
that you can find in any kitchen.
276
00:14:59,951 --> 00:15:02,287
- Okay.
- Cinnamon...
277
00:15:02,370 --> 00:15:03,913
cumin...
278
00:15:03,996 --> 00:15:05,623
and Sazón Goya.
279
00:15:05,707 --> 00:15:09,168
Yes, your face will smell
like your abuela's pork.
280
00:15:09,252 --> 00:15:15,008
But listen, you gotta make sacrifices
if you wanna look DIY fly like me.
281
00:15:15,033 --> 00:15:15,992
[chuckles]
282
00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:18,843
First... contour.
283
00:15:23,391 --> 00:15:24,892
[groaning]
284
00:15:26,894 --> 00:15:28,145
[Angie groans]
285
00:15:31,524 --> 00:15:33,109
Where's the cheese?
286
00:15:34,464 --> 00:15:36,966
[retches and grunts]
287
00:15:38,317 --> 00:15:39,318
Fuck.
288
00:15:40,157 --> 00:15:42,719
[grunts] What cheese? [sighs]
289
00:15:42,744 --> 00:15:45,997
- I had cheese, didn't I?
- [retches]
290
00:15:46,247 --> 00:15:47,289
[groans]
291
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,281
[chuckling] Whoa!
292
00:15:49,322 --> 00:15:51,949
[laughing] Check it out.
Your puke is purple.
293
00:15:52,128 --> 00:15:54,756
Yeah, 'cause the cough syrup's red...
294
00:15:55,533 --> 00:15:58,036
[sniffs] and something was blue.
295
00:15:59,791 --> 00:16:00,833
[grunts]
296
00:16:03,723 --> 00:16:04,849
Hey!
297
00:16:07,894 --> 00:16:09,145
[softly] Someone stole the fucking gun.
298
00:16:11,398 --> 00:16:14,433
[chuckles] No, they didn't.
We hid it, remember?
299
00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:17,362
- We did?
- In the secret place!
300
00:16:19,529 --> 00:16:23,491
[gasps] Oh, yeah. The secret place
where no one else would ever find it.
301
00:16:31,235 --> 00:16:33,905
[Pidge] I'm from Hebei
province in China,
302
00:16:33,988 --> 00:16:38,284
56 years old, 108 pounds, and...
303
00:16:38,309 --> 00:16:40,436
I'm annoying as fuck? Who is Mei Chang?
304
00:16:40,704 --> 00:16:43,493
- Damn, Ouij!
- Stop pitching me softies. Come on.
305
00:16:44,217 --> 00:16:45,260
All right.
306
00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:46,876
All right.
307
00:16:47,586 --> 00:16:48,670
Okay.
308
00:16:49,796 --> 00:16:56,386
I'm from Omaha, Nebraska,
46 years old, 130 pounds,
309
00:16:56,470 --> 00:17:01,475
ashy-blonde hair and I'm
doing nine for media piracy.
310
00:17:01,558 --> 00:17:03,435
- Who is White Cindy?
- Seriously?
311
00:17:03,518 --> 00:17:06,187
Yo! My ass was just on the news!
312
00:17:06,270 --> 00:17:08,228
Yo, we're all on the news, dumbass.
313
00:17:08,493 --> 00:17:11,187
It's good 'cause people need
to start taking us serious...
314
00:17:11,227 --> 00:17:15,086
No, my actual ass. See.
315
00:17:15,475 --> 00:17:17,645
- [Pidge] Yo.
- [chuckles]
316
00:17:18,492 --> 00:17:19,576
[Pidge] Oh...
317
00:17:19,659 --> 00:17:22,505
Really? Way to keep it classy, perra.
318
00:17:22,644 --> 00:17:25,772
- That hoo-ha out, too? Shit.
- [Zirconia chuckles] I put it all out.
319
00:17:25,797 --> 00:17:27,424
[scattered chuckling]
320
00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:30,670
Um, can I help you with something?
321
00:17:30,896 --> 00:17:33,715
Where's Caputo? He's not in the pen
with the other little piggies.
322
00:17:33,798 --> 00:17:35,404
Nah, we put him in the Poo. Why?
323
00:17:35,584 --> 00:17:37,962
I'm going to rip his balls off.
324
00:17:40,278 --> 00:17:41,404
[Zirconia] Oh, shit.
325
00:17:41,598 --> 00:17:42,641
[banging on window]
326
00:17:43,026 --> 00:17:46,404
Oh, this fucking guy again. All
morning, "I gotta go, I gotta go."
327
00:17:46,487 --> 00:17:47,656
Need to go to the bathroom!
328
00:17:47,797 --> 00:17:49,533
I think he gotta go big bathroom.
329
00:17:49,558 --> 00:17:52,728
[Maria] I think that you
need to shut the fuck up.
330
00:17:52,963 --> 00:17:55,665
We gave you a bucket. Use the bucket.
331
00:17:55,705 --> 00:17:57,582
[Stratman] A bucket is not a toilet.
332
00:17:57,666 --> 00:18:00,502
Stratman, use the bucket.
You're gonna get us all killed.
333
00:18:00,585 --> 00:18:02,671
You don't understand.
[stutters] I can't.
334
00:18:02,754 --> 00:18:06,383
I mean, I can't when there's
other people around me.
335
00:18:06,466 --> 00:18:09,052
Since I was a kid. I need
total and utter privacy.
336
00:18:10,512 --> 00:18:13,306
- Please! Please let me out!
- [guards yelling]
337
00:18:14,182 --> 00:18:15,183
I don't know.
338
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,645
God. Hey, does anyone
here know the brown note?
339
00:18:18,728 --> 00:18:19,723
[groans]
340
00:18:19,825 --> 00:18:21,941
Is that that jazz club in Harlem?
341
00:18:22,399 --> 00:18:23,525
What?
342
00:18:23,608 --> 00:18:25,151
No, it's the sound frequency
343
00:18:25,235 --> 00:18:27,654
that makes your bowels vibrate
and release automatically.
344
00:18:27,737 --> 00:18:30,574
- I saw it on Brain Buzzer.
- That's not a reputable source.
345
00:18:30,657 --> 00:18:31,700
Hey, Stratman...
346
00:18:32,701 --> 00:18:34,661
[humming low note]
347
00:18:37,622 --> 00:18:38,915
[grunts]
348
00:18:39,791 --> 00:18:42,293
[continues humming]
349
00:18:42,376 --> 00:18:43,878
[Stratman coughs]
350
00:18:43,962 --> 00:18:45,379
- Fuck. Nothing?
- [Blake] Keep going, keep going.
351
00:18:45,464 --> 00:18:48,341
- [humming continues]
- [Stratman] No, no, no. Oh, God.
352
00:18:50,594 --> 00:18:54,598
[grunts] Oh, stop, stop. Stop.
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
353
00:18:54,681 --> 00:18:56,307
[cell phone ringing]
354
00:18:59,686 --> 00:19:01,563
Yeah? Who's this?
355
00:19:01,646 --> 00:19:03,397
[Gloria] Aleida?
356
00:19:03,482 --> 00:19:05,106
Oh, my God, Gloria?
357
00:19:05,255 --> 00:19:07,736
- What the fuck number's this?
- I found a cell phone. [chuckles]
358
00:19:07,971 --> 00:19:09,565
You found a cell phone
and you're calling me?
359
00:19:09,635 --> 00:19:12,073
Damn, woman. Ain't you
got no real friends?
360
00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:14,784
We were only prison gay.
Minus the gay part.
361
00:19:14,868 --> 00:19:16,244
[chuckles]
362
00:19:16,327 --> 00:19:17,996
Yeah, what can I say? I missed you.
363
00:19:18,704 --> 00:19:20,245
How's everything out there?
364
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:25,044
I'm good. Gettin' mad job offers.
365
00:19:26,088 --> 00:19:28,339
You know, different nail salons.
366
00:19:28,422 --> 00:19:31,885
After they seen my cheetah toes,
everybody been fightin' over me.
367
00:19:32,007 --> 00:19:34,510
- You see? I told you you'd kill it.
- Yeah.
368
00:19:35,843 --> 00:19:37,053
You called it.
369
00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:40,972
How about you? Same shit, same day?
370
00:19:41,871 --> 00:19:44,790
Yeah. Something like that. [chuckles]
371
00:19:46,193 --> 00:19:49,113
You all right, girl? You sound funny.
372
00:19:49,962 --> 00:19:52,339
Listen, I gotta tell you something.
373
00:19:55,316 --> 00:19:58,161
What? What is it?
374
00:19:59,954 --> 00:20:01,998
[sighs] Nothing.
375
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:08,540
[sighs] I feel like I'm, you
know, losing my mind in here.
376
00:20:09,681 --> 00:20:11,140
My grip on things.
377
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:15,675
You gotta do you, girl.
378
00:20:17,301 --> 00:20:20,220
You seen that sign on the subway?
"See Something, Say Something"?
379
00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:24,474
Do the opposite of that shit.
Say nothing, do nothing.
380
00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:26,727
Keep your chin down,
do your fucking time,
381
00:20:26,811 --> 00:20:28,854
and don't take care of
nobody but yourself.
382
00:20:28,938 --> 00:20:30,064
[chuckles]
383
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,108
Oh, thanks. That's some good advice.
384
00:20:33,133 --> 00:20:35,260
And Daya, of course.
385
00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:38,656
Don't you be no self-centered
bitch when it comes to her.
386
00:20:39,324 --> 00:20:40,992
She doin' all right?
387
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:42,743
Fine. She's a good kid.
388
00:20:43,299 --> 00:20:45,537
Well, tell her I'm busting my ass
out here, trying to get us set up,
389
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:49,124
so she better not be pullin' shit.
You tell her that from me.
390
00:20:49,573 --> 00:20:52,503
- Yeah, I'll tell her.
- All right.
391
00:20:53,045 --> 00:20:54,046
[cell phone beeps]
392
00:20:57,341 --> 00:20:58,718
[Pennsatucky grunts]
393
00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:01,929
Mmm. Don't touch.
394
00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:04,389
What, you don't like it when I...
when I brush your cheek like that?
395
00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:05,683
No, I like it just fine.
396
00:21:05,979 --> 00:21:08,899
You're just not supposed to be
doing anything that I don't say.
397
00:21:08,982 --> 00:21:10,483
- That's the rules.
- I'm sorry.
398
00:21:10,512 --> 00:21:12,264
- You gonna let me lead or not?
- Yes.
399
00:21:12,362 --> 00:21:13,906
- Okay.
- I'm sorry.
400
00:21:15,199 --> 00:21:16,325
[Pennsatucky moans]
401
00:21:20,662 --> 00:21:22,330
Keep telling me what you
want me to do. I...
402
00:21:23,311 --> 00:21:25,646
I wanna do to you what
the vibrating phone did.
403
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,121
Seeing you get turned on, it was...
404
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,083
- It was so hot. I wanna turn you on.
- [chuckles]
405
00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:34,961
- You do? Well, then do it.
- Uh-huh.
406
00:21:37,693 --> 00:21:40,057
[Big Boo] You have got to
fucking be kidding me, Doggett.
407
00:21:40,351 --> 00:21:42,186
- What?
- Get the fuck outside.
408
00:21:46,362 --> 00:21:48,682
Quick, hide. You have to hide.
409
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:50,894
- Where?
- I'll show you where.
410
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,772
- You can hide in here. Get... get in.
- What?
411
00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:54,939
[Pennsatucky] Trust me,
I've seen it done.
412
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:56,607
- [Coates] Seriously?
- People fit. Just get in.
413
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,550
Get the fuck in there.
414
00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:01,464
Don't close it all the way. Shhh!
415
00:22:02,249 --> 00:22:04,470
- [inmates clamoring in the distance]
- Hey.
416
00:22:04,495 --> 00:22:06,879
Let me give you a little preview
of how this thing's gonna end.
417
00:22:06,963 --> 00:22:09,173
See, any minute now, your
boyfriend will be captured,
418
00:22:09,256 --> 00:22:11,926
taken to the bubble, where he will
be forced to shit in a bucket.
419
00:22:12,009 --> 00:22:14,812
And you'll be lucky if you're not
tossed in there right behind him.
420
00:22:14,837 --> 00:22:17,881
Is that what you want? Really? To
hold hands over a shit bucket?
421
00:22:19,968 --> 00:22:21,141
I don't know.
422
00:22:22,185 --> 00:22:23,450
What could you possibly not know?
423
00:22:23,475 --> 00:22:26,756
I don't know... because
it's chemical, Boo.
424
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,485
Okay? It's like when I
used to cook meth, okay?
425
00:22:29,528 --> 00:22:31,447
I can't control the chemicals.
426
00:22:31,570 --> 00:22:33,530
I had to respect the chemicals.
427
00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:37,336
No matter how much I wanted different,
l had to respect the chemicals.
428
00:22:38,353 --> 00:22:41,328
Because lye doesn't feel anything
until it touches ephedrine.
429
00:22:41,353 --> 00:22:42,688
You know what I mean?
430
00:22:45,167 --> 00:22:46,168
[sighs]
431
00:22:47,495 --> 00:22:51,207
Have you ever... wanted
somebody that you shouldn't?
432
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,761
Of course.
433
00:22:54,844 --> 00:22:56,293
It's called masturbating.
434
00:22:56,373 --> 00:23:00,086
Now, say goodbye and
walk the fuck away, son.
435
00:23:01,861 --> 00:23:04,738
God. God damn it.
436
00:23:07,379 --> 00:23:09,919
Now the Estée Lauder makeup
bag is our final offer
437
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:14,488
and if you act now we'll throw in,
uh, lightly used Invisalign braces.
438
00:23:14,675 --> 00:23:16,433
- [scoffs]
- Oh, wait. For what size mouth?
439
00:23:16,458 --> 00:23:18,250
Mmm. They might work for you, gappy.
440
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:20,336
Hey, my gap is awesome.
441
00:23:20,361 --> 00:23:22,246
I just wanna fix my left pointy
tooth 'cause it's a little twisty.
442
00:23:22,329 --> 00:23:26,447
No! We didn't get into the
slave business for braces.
443
00:23:26,642 --> 00:23:28,657
We want land. Turf.
444
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,790
The Latinas got a dorm. Blacks
are all over the offices.
445
00:23:31,999 --> 00:23:34,516
- What do the white people have? Nothing.
- Everything.
446
00:23:34,599 --> 00:23:37,311
Territory is off-limits.
447
00:23:38,608 --> 00:23:40,121
Then you ain't gettin' King.
448
00:23:40,616 --> 00:23:45,245
And... we're taking our stock public.
449
00:23:45,707 --> 00:23:47,479
- Who wants to buy Judy King?
- [inmates clamoring]
450
00:23:47,563 --> 00:23:49,481
- Selling to the highest bidder.
- I do.
451
00:23:49,565 --> 00:23:51,192
[clamoring continues]
452
00:23:51,275 --> 00:23:54,528
Damn, JK! Lotta people hate you.
453
00:23:55,863 --> 00:23:58,403
Or want you, depending how
you wanna look at it.
454
00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:01,899
All right, folks, we got a
fine-lookin' piece of chattel up here.
455
00:24:01,924 --> 00:24:03,947
A fine-looking piece of chattel.
456
00:24:03,972 --> 00:24:06,135
Cooking skills. Strong backside.
457
00:24:06,182 --> 00:24:10,311
Go on, girl, show 'em your teeth. Lotta
gold in there, folks. Lotta gold.
458
00:24:10,394 --> 00:24:13,229
- How do you know how to auctioneer?
- Ain't it genetic for her type?
459
00:24:13,254 --> 00:24:15,924
I've got an Estée Lauder makeup bag
high bidder, Estée Lauder high.
460
00:24:16,007 --> 00:24:18,009
- Do I hear higher?
- Uh, does she cuddle?
461
00:24:18,092 --> 00:24:19,677
Does she know how to dress wounds?
462
00:24:19,767 --> 00:24:22,175
- I've got a phone charger!
- [Judy] That is my charger!
463
00:24:22,254 --> 00:24:23,296
Stifle it, meat!
464
00:24:23,344 --> 00:24:26,221
I've got a phone charger money bidder,
folks, phone charger money bidder.
465
00:24:26,304 --> 00:24:29,099
And... and five ramen noodle packets!
466
00:24:29,174 --> 00:24:31,742
- [Brandy] Charger and five, do I hear ten?
- [mouthing]
467
00:24:31,767 --> 00:24:33,007
Would ya give ten? Would ya bid ten?
Do ya give ten?
468
00:24:33,062 --> 00:24:34,313
Ten cans of tuna!
469
00:24:34,396 --> 00:24:37,607
Ten tuna can money. Ten tuna money.
Do I hear 15?
470
00:24:37,691 --> 00:24:41,783
Uh, 15 AA batteries. That's AA,
which is radio and vibrator size.
471
00:24:41,808 --> 00:24:43,688
- I got 20 bottles of beer.
- [Brandy] Excellent!
472
00:24:43,713 --> 00:24:45,632
Twenty bottles of beer high bidder.
Twenty bottles of beer...
473
00:24:45,657 --> 00:24:47,867
♪ Twenty bottles of beer ♪
474
00:24:47,935 --> 00:24:52,103
[all] ♪ Take one down,
pass it around... ♪
475
00:24:52,144 --> 00:24:55,272
Okay! I got one boom box
from Caputo's office.
476
00:24:55,398 --> 00:24:59,503
Plug in it and everything. And
I'll add some white boy CDs.
477
00:24:59,683 --> 00:25:01,506
[Janae] Man, what we need
this white lady for?
478
00:25:01,590 --> 00:25:04,769
We wanna go to the press?
We should do it ourselves.
479
00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:07,445
Look, you've seen the news. They
think we're torturing hostages.
480
00:25:07,496 --> 00:25:10,437
How are we supposed to get our
demands met, and justice for P,
481
00:25:10,515 --> 00:25:11,930
if they think we a bunch of animals?
482
00:25:11,955 --> 00:25:14,540
No, they're gonna think that
we're animals no matter what.
483
00:25:14,690 --> 00:25:15,941
Don't you know that?
484
00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:19,517
Yo. I got an autographed
copy of Rich Dad Poor Dad.
485
00:25:19,589 --> 00:25:21,460
A Debbie Gibson Electric
Youth cassette tape.
486
00:25:21,485 --> 00:25:22,527
[inmate] Potato chips!
487
00:25:22,611 --> 00:25:25,071
Lisa Frank rainbow unicorn stickers.
488
00:25:25,655 --> 00:25:29,534
I got an Anne Geddes
babies calendar from 2007.
489
00:25:30,156 --> 00:25:31,882
- Huh?
- [Suzanne] Ooh!
490
00:25:31,913 --> 00:25:33,359
And sold, to the big black one,
491
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,148
for the Anne Geddes baby
calendar and the other stuff!
492
00:25:35,173 --> 00:25:38,322
What? Why do we need a
calendar full of fat babies
493
00:25:38,377 --> 00:25:40,674
posing with pumpkins and fruit and shit?
494
00:25:40,699 --> 00:25:42,135
Unicorn stickers.
495
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,494
It's art. Art is always
a sound investment.
496
00:25:44,591 --> 00:25:48,377
[sighs] Come on, JK. You ours now.
497
00:25:48,402 --> 00:25:49,799
Oh, thank you, Cindy.
498
00:25:49,824 --> 00:25:53,120
Oh, I guess it just shows you should
stay friends with your exes, right?
499
00:25:53,145 --> 00:25:54,896
Do you mind taking this
collar off me right now?
500
00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:59,175
Bitch, please! The past is the
past, and I ain't Oskar Schindler.
501
00:25:59,434 --> 00:26:00,435
Now get down!
502
00:26:01,483 --> 00:26:03,235
[clicks tongue] Heel!
503
00:26:03,318 --> 00:26:04,694
[Black Cindy chuckles]
504
00:26:09,741 --> 00:26:12,827
- Shit, we at the White House?
- Sure ain't no Black House.
505
00:26:14,704 --> 00:26:16,498
Uh, Janae! Over here.
506
00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:22,907
This is Courtney, your buddy
for the day. Courtney, Janae.
507
00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:24,998
We are so glad to have you here.
508
00:26:25,082 --> 00:26:26,958
Come on! I'll give you the tour.
509
00:26:31,821 --> 00:26:33,823
Is this your first time in Riverdale?
510
00:26:33,848 --> 00:26:36,476
I mean, it's not like I've
ever been to the South Bronx.
511
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,396
Although, my dad did once
take me to Arthur Avenue
512
00:26:39,421 --> 00:26:42,007
to buy some crazy Italian
espresso machine.
513
00:26:42,032 --> 00:26:44,327
He's got this, like, whole
coffee thing going on.
514
00:26:44,409 --> 00:26:49,122
This is the south lawn, by the way.
Out here we do botany and painting.
515
00:26:49,174 --> 00:26:51,342
And the garden, obviously.
516
00:26:51,426 --> 00:26:53,928
We harvested a whole bunch
of stuff on Community Day
517
00:26:54,011 --> 00:26:56,139
and made this giant salad for the PTO.
518
00:26:57,223 --> 00:26:58,974
This is Rocawear, right? [chuckles]
519
00:26:59,059 --> 00:27:02,562
I love it. I have the same
exact one at home. Come on.
520
00:27:02,645 --> 00:27:05,773
Running hurts my boobs, but
it burns so many calories.
521
00:27:05,856 --> 00:27:07,556
Maybe I just need a better bra.
522
00:27:07,581 --> 00:27:12,009
We're doing Faulkner. As I Lay Dying.
Isn't it so aptly named?
523
00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:15,350
[sighs] Oh, so, this
is the reading room.
524
00:27:15,375 --> 00:27:18,080
We do SAT prep in here and other stuff.
525
00:27:22,915 --> 00:27:24,250
[news anchor] ...in the courts.
526
00:27:24,334 --> 00:27:27,712
There's the question of how many
correctional officers, staff members...
527
00:27:27,795 --> 00:27:31,506
Sorry. The fucking 6 train wasn't
running between fuck and east fuck,
528
00:27:31,531 --> 00:27:33,533
so I had to walk up 163rd Street,
529
00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:35,468
where I saw not one, not
two, but three dicks.
530
00:27:35,493 --> 00:27:37,953
One peeing, one masturbating
and one homeless.
531
00:27:38,059 --> 00:27:39,436
Aleida, you seen this?
532
00:27:40,667 --> 00:27:41,495
It's all over the news.
533
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:43,939
You have to keep in mind, a lot
of these women are mentally ill,
534
00:27:44,247 --> 00:27:47,694
sent to prisons because so many of the
state facilities have been shut down.
535
00:27:47,788 --> 00:27:49,510
- They talkin' 'bout Litchfield?
- More details are emerging
536
00:27:49,593 --> 00:27:51,887
on the breaking news story
at Litchfield Penitentiary,
537
00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:54,515
where a violent uprising
broke out late last night.
538
00:27:54,598 --> 00:27:59,643
Nah. I just spoke to my girl in there.
She didn't say shit about this.
539
00:27:59,668 --> 00:28:02,088
Maybe the riot hadn't started yet?
540
00:28:02,564 --> 00:28:05,191
Ain't you listening?
It started yesterday.
541
00:28:05,229 --> 00:28:08,857
She was lying through her
fucking teeth. [grunts]
542
00:28:08,987 --> 00:28:10,906
[voicemail message in Mandarin plays]
543
00:28:12,198 --> 00:28:13,284
Fuck!
544
00:28:14,727 --> 00:28:15,936
Where is she?
545
00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:20,248
[news anchor] ...often affiliated
with gangs and prone to violence.
546
00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:24,252
They have no intention of
rejoining polite society.
547
00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:27,746
I feel like I'm seeing you naked...
but it's your face.
548
00:28:27,771 --> 00:28:31,003
If and when we storm and
there's hand-to-hand combat,
549
00:28:31,181 --> 00:28:36,061
I didn't want any of them to
have anything to grab on to.
550
00:28:36,222 --> 00:28:38,071
Still, extreme. [chuckles]
551
00:28:38,173 --> 00:28:39,507
- It was a safety issue.
- [siren blares]
552
00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:41,353
[horn honks]
553
00:28:42,062 --> 00:28:43,063
Finally.
554
00:28:43,146 --> 00:28:45,566
We can send these jokers back
to Max and get the job done.
555
00:28:47,484 --> 00:28:49,320
[indistinct chatter]
556
00:28:51,988 --> 00:28:53,758
- You Piscatella?
- I am, sir, yes.
557
00:28:53,783 --> 00:28:54,994
- How can I...
- Well, you can start
558
00:28:55,026 --> 00:28:56,910
by finding the owner of
this purple PT Cruiser
559
00:28:56,993 --> 00:28:59,162
and telling her to move her car.
We need this whole area clear.
560
00:28:59,728 --> 00:29:02,541
Cavalo, Reed, let's get the
schematics and assign positions.
561
00:29:02,624 --> 00:29:03,814
And when we get the cars out of here,
562
00:29:03,839 --> 00:29:06,176
we got a shit-ton of press
and civilians to contain.
563
00:29:06,201 --> 00:29:07,660
- I have schematics for you, sir.
- [officer] Yes, sir!
564
00:29:07,685 --> 00:29:10,313
And what I was thinking is, we'd...
we...
565
00:29:11,529 --> 00:29:14,741
Need help, Desi? Finding
the owner of the vag car?
566
00:29:20,225 --> 00:29:21,434
Voilà.
567
00:29:21,508 --> 00:29:22,926
Your reading nook.
568
00:29:25,195 --> 00:29:26,404
Oh.
569
00:29:27,311 --> 00:29:29,220
- Huh.
- What's "Oh, huh" about it?
570
00:29:29,245 --> 00:29:30,824
Well, I thought we talked
about the reading nook
571
00:29:30,849 --> 00:29:34,170
being a bit more about reading
and less about... clutter.
572
00:29:34,319 --> 00:29:36,112
I like having things around, Piper.
573
00:29:36,203 --> 00:29:38,300
It comforts me. I'm a collector.
574
00:29:38,325 --> 00:29:41,286
Why don't you go over there and
sit on your dirty yoga mat
575
00:29:41,393 --> 00:29:45,113
and admire your... collections?
576
00:29:45,138 --> 00:29:47,480
Do you not want me to be
comfortable in our dirt home?
577
00:29:47,505 --> 00:29:51,509
I'm simply asking you if
these items spark joy.
578
00:29:52,887 --> 00:29:55,473
According to The Life-Changing
Magic of Tidying Up,
579
00:29:55,491 --> 00:29:59,662
you should only have items in
your home that... spark joy.
580
00:29:59,738 --> 00:30:01,824
- You know what would bring me joy?
- Hmm?
581
00:30:01,907 --> 00:30:05,953
- Smacking you.
- Open hand only and just on my butt.
582
00:30:06,036 --> 00:30:08,664
Larry got off target once,
and I did not enjoy it.
583
00:30:08,747 --> 00:30:10,541
- So, hard limit.
- Funny.
584
00:30:14,167 --> 00:30:15,168
Fuck!
585
00:30:15,252 --> 00:30:17,572
What are all these people doing here?
586
00:30:17,616 --> 00:30:19,910
Maybe they like sleeping alfresco, too.
587
00:30:22,697 --> 00:30:24,447
Maybe they're playing follow the leader.
588
00:30:24,508 --> 00:30:25,802
Shut up.
589
00:30:43,923 --> 00:30:46,926
Caputo, you son of a bitch!
590
00:30:47,221 --> 00:30:49,516
How do you sleep at night,
knowing that that mother...
591
00:30:49,599 --> 00:30:50,933
[Chang] Wrong toilet.
592
00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:53,269
- Oh, sorry. Caputo.
- Leave me alone!
593
00:30:53,353 --> 00:30:56,981
- [Red] Caputo!
- [sighs] Red, over here.
594
00:30:58,646 --> 00:31:00,648
- [pounding on door]
- Hey!
595
00:31:02,427 --> 00:31:07,222
You knew what Piscatella was and
you let that beast work here?
596
00:31:07,409 --> 00:31:09,176
In a women's prison?
597
00:31:09,403 --> 00:31:11,413
[Caputo] Hey. Hey!
598
00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:14,916
No kicking! I am very close
to an overflow issue here!
599
00:31:14,999 --> 00:31:19,086
[Red] He murdered an inmate!
And I know you know.
600
00:31:19,170 --> 00:31:21,297
- [speaks Russian]
- [in English] Red, please.
601
00:31:21,567 --> 00:31:24,426
You have no idea how hot it is in here.
602
00:31:24,473 --> 00:31:27,929
And the smell. I can barely breathe.
603
00:31:28,012 --> 00:31:30,222
[Red] Oh, is it hot? Is it so hot? Oh!
604
00:31:30,306 --> 00:31:33,476
But at least you're not
being boiled alive!
605
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,937
You don't think I've been trying
to get rid of this guy, too?
606
00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:39,508
I've been fishing around that same file.
That's why it was in my office.
607
00:31:39,649 --> 00:31:41,859
But there was no charges
pressed against him.
608
00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:44,529
It went through arbitration. It was...
609
00:31:44,612 --> 00:31:46,155
[sighs]
610
00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:48,002
a guard's word against a dead inmate's.
611
00:31:48,027 --> 00:31:50,821
But where there is
guilt, there's recourse.
612
00:31:51,093 --> 00:31:54,588
There's always pins that can
be pushed under fingernails.
613
00:31:54,768 --> 00:31:58,689
How do you plan on getting to his
fingers when you're in here, in a riot,
614
00:31:58,772 --> 00:32:01,442
and he's out there, with
no charges against him?
615
00:32:01,525 --> 00:32:03,109
Maybe, if you wish hard enough,
616
00:32:03,193 --> 00:32:08,324
he'll suddenly decide to sit down and
write a confession called "I did it."
617
00:32:09,825 --> 00:32:12,786
[softly] Yes... that's good.
618
00:32:13,787 --> 00:32:15,831
- But that's good...
- No, that's not good.
619
00:32:15,914 --> 00:32:19,585
Red, let's make a deal. If
you help me out of this,
620
00:32:19,668 --> 00:32:23,088
I will write you a glowing
commendation for your file.
621
00:32:23,171 --> 00:32:26,467
You helped a warden in a time of crisis.
622
00:32:28,254 --> 00:32:29,255
Red.
623
00:32:30,082 --> 00:32:31,075
Red!
624
00:32:31,930 --> 00:32:33,682
- [inmates talking indistinctly]
- Can you hear me?
625
00:32:33,765 --> 00:32:35,476
I call myself...
626
00:32:36,768 --> 00:32:38,186
Hey, Ruiz! Please!
627
00:32:38,269 --> 00:32:40,939
- He's hyperventilating.
- [Luschek] He's not hyperventilating.
628
00:32:40,964 --> 00:32:43,422
He can't breathe and he's
humming Sound of Music songs.
629
00:32:43,492 --> 00:32:46,257
- [Stratman humming]
- Maybe that's normal for him.
630
00:32:46,507 --> 00:32:48,733
- Part of his process.
- Stratman?
631
00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:51,594
Strat, Strat, Strat.
Listen to me, okay, bud?
632
00:32:51,662 --> 00:32:54,624
I need you to take some deep breaths.
Ready?
633
00:32:54,707 --> 00:32:57,209
- [breathing deeply in unison]
- Good.
634
00:32:58,335 --> 00:32:59,378
[whispers] Hey, heads up!
635
00:33:00,903 --> 00:33:02,645
- You.
- Oh, thank God. God, have mercy!
636
00:33:02,670 --> 00:33:06,382
No, not you! You, PR Guy.
Up. Come on. Let's go.
637
00:33:06,677 --> 00:33:09,972
No, no, no! No, no, no, no. Please
take me! Please, please take me!
638
00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:14,184
- Please, please take me. Take me.
- [door slams]
639
00:33:14,276 --> 00:33:16,436
Fucking guy. Wins everything.
640
00:33:16,461 --> 00:33:19,647
[Blake and Stratman] ♪ Do,
a deer, a female deer ♪
641
00:33:20,065 --> 00:33:23,235
♪ Re, a drop of golden sun ♪
642
00:33:24,928 --> 00:33:27,180
- Hey, Ang, look what I found.
- [Angie] Is it the gun?
643
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:31,147
- It's Donuts.
- Oh, no way! How old?
644
00:33:31,598 --> 00:33:34,714
[sighs] Man. Donuts the guard. Blech.
645
00:33:34,766 --> 00:33:35,975
[Leanne sighs]
646
00:33:37,541 --> 00:33:39,752
- [chuckles]
- Do we capture him?
647
00:33:39,835 --> 00:33:41,089
We don't got the gun.
648
00:33:41,105 --> 00:33:43,942
Oh, come on. I've eaten
rabbits bigger than him.
649
00:33:45,026 --> 00:33:46,611
For real. There was this weird chemical
650
00:33:46,695 --> 00:33:48,668
in the runoff water
that ran near our farm.
651
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:50,987
My guinea pig got too big to pick up.
652
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:53,284
On three?
653
00:33:53,367 --> 00:33:55,036
- Let's dunk this donut.
- One, two, three.
654
00:33:55,119 --> 00:33:58,341
[Angie grunts] Hello! Peekaboo!
655
00:33:58,451 --> 00:33:59,624
Get out of there! [chuckles]
656
00:33:59,649 --> 00:34:03,622
[Coates] Put your hands up and step
away from me, inmates! I mean it.
657
00:34:03,647 --> 00:34:05,452
- [Angie] Oh, how cute is that?
- [Coates grunting]
658
00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:08,561
You're our hostage now, you
squirmy little donut fucker.
659
00:34:08,586 --> 00:34:09,765
Donut fucker!
660
00:34:09,790 --> 00:34:11,667
- I could totally see him doing that.
- [chuckles]
661
00:34:12,055 --> 00:34:13,474
Hey, Penn, look! We're capturers!
662
00:34:13,759 --> 00:34:17,304
[chuckling] I see that. Wow! Good work.
663
00:34:17,468 --> 00:34:18,918
Why are you guys down here?
664
00:34:18,979 --> 00:34:23,671
Well, we were looking for the gun, but
instead, we found a giant rabbit pig.
665
00:34:23,702 --> 00:34:25,236
[Leanne and Angie chuckling]
666
00:34:25,319 --> 00:34:27,201
[Leanne] Prison heroes,
two days in a row.
667
00:34:27,226 --> 00:34:28,940
Come on, help us take him to the bubble.
668
00:34:29,059 --> 00:34:32,730
Okay. Ooh, I have a better idea.
Let's lock him in Poo instead.
669
00:34:32,899 --> 00:34:34,932
And show him how he's
really done people wrong.
670
00:34:34,980 --> 00:34:38,393
But then, no one would see our
victory parade to the bubble.
671
00:34:38,472 --> 00:34:40,850
Damn, I wish we had the gun for that.
672
00:34:40,926 --> 00:34:42,510
Show 'em our colors don't run.
673
00:34:42,535 --> 00:34:43,649
You know, I have a really good idea.
674
00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:46,755
Why don't you two stay
here and look for the gun,
675
00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:49,654
- and I'll fucking take care of him?
- No way!
676
00:34:49,679 --> 00:34:52,068
You wanna steal our thunder!
Thunder thief.
677
00:34:52,334 --> 00:34:54,508
- Come on. Bubble.
- [Leanne] Let's go. [grunts]
678
00:34:54,533 --> 00:34:58,412
No, wait. No, you guys, I don't want to
steal your thunder or your lightning.
679
00:34:58,542 --> 00:35:01,545
[stutters] I just wanna see justice.
680
00:35:03,261 --> 00:35:06,755
All right, I'll... I'll cover
you guys from behind, then.
681
00:35:06,780 --> 00:35:08,146
What do you mean, "which guy"?
682
00:35:08,171 --> 00:35:11,424
The fucking guy you got on your
channel right now talking bullshit
683
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,855
about "the gang politics of riots."
684
00:35:13,938 --> 00:35:15,649
- Talking out his ass.
- [sighs] Uh-huh.
685
00:35:15,732 --> 00:35:19,467
Yeah, saying that all the inmates
at Litchfield are dangerous?
686
00:35:19,507 --> 00:35:21,133
That they don't want
to be rehabilitated?
687
00:35:21,216 --> 00:35:23,969
Everyone I know in there
wants to be rehabilitated.
688
00:35:24,053 --> 00:35:26,180
- Okay. [sighs]
- You're supposed to be a producer?
689
00:35:26,263 --> 00:35:29,892
'Cause I'm giving you pro tips here.
I just got out that dump.
690
00:35:30,935 --> 00:35:32,687
Wait, you were an inmate? At...
691
00:35:32,770 --> 00:35:36,899
Litchfield! Yes. That's what I
been trying to say, pendeja.
692
00:35:36,982 --> 00:35:38,150
My daughter's still in there.
693
00:35:38,233 --> 00:35:41,529
To confirm, you were in
prison with Judy King?
694
00:35:41,612 --> 00:35:43,781
Judy King was in prison with me.
695
00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:47,702
Miss Diaz, can we send
a town car for you?
696
00:35:47,785 --> 00:35:49,537
You're willing to go
on air with us, right?
697
00:35:52,331 --> 00:35:53,415
Yeah.
698
00:35:53,498 --> 00:35:55,125
[Black Cindy humming]
699
00:35:59,088 --> 00:36:00,840
[Judy hissing]
700
00:36:02,091 --> 00:36:03,843
- Ouch!
- [sighs]
701
00:36:03,926 --> 00:36:06,988
[grunts] I said square shape.
702
00:36:07,013 --> 00:36:10,975
Only Rihanna can rock the round toes.
Don't forget it.
703
00:36:12,351 --> 00:36:14,917
It's like sawing through an elm.
704
00:36:15,401 --> 00:36:16,271
What was that?
705
00:36:16,355 --> 00:36:21,110
Uh, I said I love working on your
feet, Bitch Goddess of Litch.
706
00:36:21,759 --> 00:36:23,802
That's what I thought you said.
707
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:29,459
[sighs] Don't worry. I'll
free ya someday, Jude.
708
00:36:29,484 --> 00:36:32,946
Just as soon as you work
off your debts, hmm?
709
00:36:33,831 --> 00:36:38,339
Though... you never did pay me for
them Us Weekly photos, now did you?
710
00:36:38,364 --> 00:36:41,785
- Oh, no. [groans]
- [stutters] Mmm-mmm.
711
00:36:42,047 --> 00:36:43,924
So, it's gonna be a while.
712
00:36:45,635 --> 00:36:49,972
All right, spa time is over. Judy
need to do her consult with PR.
713
00:36:50,179 --> 00:36:51,222
Oh, hell no!
714
00:36:51,305 --> 00:36:54,267
We ain't even done my
asshole hair trimming yet!
715
00:36:54,350 --> 00:36:57,311
Look, I got to spread my cheeks
and she gotta get up in there.
716
00:36:57,395 --> 00:37:00,356
Okay. Well, your wild booty
hair gonna have to wait.
717
00:37:00,439 --> 00:37:03,902
'Cause Judy need to talk to the press
'fore things swell up out there
718
00:37:03,927 --> 00:37:06,221
and he gonna massage her talking points.
719
00:37:06,431 --> 00:37:08,323
Yes, he is.
720
00:37:08,348 --> 00:37:11,559
[Judy] Now, wait. You expect me
to go speak with the public?
721
00:37:11,598 --> 00:37:15,008
I thought you meant that I could
write a statement through my people.
722
00:37:15,121 --> 00:37:18,875
I can't go out there like this! No.
I mean, you can't be serious.
723
00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:20,875
Watson, are we serious?
724
00:37:25,477 --> 00:37:27,656
- What's your name, son?
- Josh.
725
00:37:27,891 --> 00:37:30,033
- Uh, big fan, Miss King. It's an honor.
- [Taystee sighs]
726
00:37:30,116 --> 00:37:31,985
Thanks, darling. Thanks for watching.
727
00:37:32,032 --> 00:37:34,179
- Now, what's the take?
- We got three talking points for you.
728
00:37:34,204 --> 00:37:35,618
You just gonna wanna
stick to the points.
729
00:37:35,643 --> 00:37:36,132
Okay.
730
00:37:36,157 --> 00:37:39,119
"I am not a hostage.
I am a participant."
731
00:37:39,292 --> 00:37:41,920
I want justice for Poussey.
732
00:37:42,003 --> 00:37:44,047
"I want our demands met."
733
00:37:44,130 --> 00:37:45,173
- That's right.
- [Judy] All right.
734
00:37:45,256 --> 00:37:47,926
Now, do you want me to be off-book,
or should I go out with this?
735
00:37:48,009 --> 00:37:49,052
[Josh] Oh, you can have it with you.
736
00:37:49,135 --> 00:37:51,346
And we all think that you
should get back in uniform.
737
00:37:51,429 --> 00:37:52,806
- So you look more united.
- Yeah.
738
00:37:52,889 --> 00:37:56,267
And so, what do I say when they ask me,
"Why were you on the roof with idiots?"
739
00:37:56,452 --> 00:37:58,663
Oh, no, no, no. Don't
answer any questions.
740
00:37:58,787 --> 00:38:01,568
Anything they ask, you say,
"That's a great question.
741
00:38:01,623 --> 00:38:06,111
But the bigger question is, what is
going on in this prison system?"
742
00:38:06,384 --> 00:38:08,363
- Oh, he is good.
- [Black Cindy] Mmm.
743
00:38:08,446 --> 00:38:12,367
Oh, and I personally think it might be
helpful if you shared some sort of, um,
744
00:38:12,450 --> 00:38:14,578
relatable tribulations
from your time in here.
745
00:38:14,661 --> 00:38:18,331
Some painful experiences,
uh, injustices...
746
00:38:21,693 --> 00:38:22,694
Uh...
747
00:38:23,343 --> 00:38:24,511
Um...
748
00:38:26,602 --> 00:38:28,814
- We could also lie.
- [stutters] I am game to lie.
749
00:38:28,897 --> 00:38:32,108
All right, so now, ladies,
what would you like me to say?
750
00:38:32,192 --> 00:38:34,110
[sighs] We get thrown
into the SHU arbitrarily.
751
00:38:34,453 --> 00:38:37,305
We're denied proper health care, dental.
752
00:38:37,330 --> 00:38:39,006
I saw a girl with a tooth gone septic,
753
00:38:39,031 --> 00:38:40,805
and they still didn't
take her to the doctor.
754
00:38:40,830 --> 00:38:42,953
We get beat for no reason.
755
00:38:42,980 --> 00:38:45,715
We get cavity searched for no reason.
756
00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:49,160
We stuffed four in a bunk
like we factory chickens.
757
00:38:49,542 --> 00:38:53,213
We can't get clean half the time
'cause there ain't enough bathrooms.
758
00:38:53,296 --> 00:38:54,547
We fed slop.
759
00:38:54,630 --> 00:38:57,968
We don't get paid for our labor.
We denied education.
760
00:38:58,051 --> 00:39:01,054
We're denied the chance
to breastfeed our babies.
761
00:39:01,137 --> 00:39:03,473
We're denied basic humanity.
762
00:39:04,528 --> 00:39:07,322
And we get killed in the
cafeteria for no reason.
763
00:39:11,098 --> 00:39:13,183
- You got a pen?
- Yeah.
764
00:39:21,407 --> 00:39:23,076
You can't let this white
woman speak for us.
765
00:39:23,159 --> 00:39:24,911
She needs to take our
stories out her mouth.
766
00:39:24,995 --> 00:39:28,999
Come on, man. I know you saw them people
out there with them Judy King signs.
767
00:39:29,082 --> 00:39:30,876
They want to hear from her.
768
00:39:30,959 --> 00:39:33,962
And it would be smart of us
if we put her out there.
769
00:39:34,045 --> 00:39:37,757
They'll hear more of what we
saying if it comes from her mouth.
770
00:39:37,841 --> 00:39:41,094
Yeah, but she's never been a
real prisoner a day in her life.
771
00:39:41,177 --> 00:39:43,554
She ain't in mourning.
She ain't outraged.
772
00:39:43,638 --> 00:39:44,779
[Josh speaking indistinctly]
773
00:39:44,804 --> 00:39:46,931
This is our fight, T.
774
00:39:47,308 --> 00:39:49,168
Ours and Poussey's.
775
00:39:49,193 --> 00:39:53,114
And you're gonna let some fuckin'
white woman, like, karaoke our song.
776
00:39:53,316 --> 00:39:55,151
That's fucked. [grunts]
777
00:39:55,611 --> 00:39:56,820
I got this.
778
00:39:57,735 --> 00:39:59,362
[young Janae] You get
to keep the laptops?
779
00:39:59,445 --> 00:40:02,532
No, we keep them during the
year and then we return them
780
00:40:02,615 --> 00:40:05,618
so that they can update or
replace them over the summer.
781
00:40:05,701 --> 00:40:07,245
Oh, so what did you think of class?
782
00:40:07,328 --> 00:40:10,331
I'm sorry we spent so
much time on citations.
783
00:40:10,356 --> 00:40:14,526
Erik thinks we need to know
MLA, APA and Chicago Manual.
784
00:40:14,669 --> 00:40:16,171
Yeah.
785
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,256
One of these is my brother's. [chuckles]
786
00:40:18,339 --> 00:40:20,466
For chess. He's a total nerd.
787
00:40:20,823 --> 00:40:22,575
He's at Carnegie Mellon now.
788
00:40:24,345 --> 00:40:27,015
Oh, my God! Do you like musical theater?
789
00:40:27,098 --> 00:40:29,392
Because I have something
amazing to show you.
790
00:40:29,475 --> 00:40:31,014
[girl] ♪ All you've gotta do is dream ♪
791
00:40:31,039 --> 00:40:32,985
[chorus] ♪ All you've
gotta do is dream ♪
792
00:40:33,010 --> 00:40:35,054
[girl] ♪ All you gotta do is dream ♪
793
00:40:35,202 --> 00:40:38,288
[all] ♪ Just dream And
pray that we'll be... ♪
794
00:40:38,341 --> 00:40:40,384
- You're doing Dreamgirls?
- Yeah.
795
00:40:40,695 --> 00:40:43,239
My parents saw the original
production on Broadway.
796
00:40:43,323 --> 00:40:45,491
♪ Dreamgirls ♪
797
00:40:45,830 --> 00:40:51,456
♪ Dreamgirls We'll be there ♪
798
00:40:51,539 --> 00:40:53,333
[director] All right, great.
Good adjustment.
799
00:40:53,416 --> 00:40:55,043
Okay. Effie.
800
00:40:55,126 --> 00:40:57,337
Let's go to your solo, second bridge.
801
00:40:58,254 --> 00:41:00,631
You need to give this a lot
more soul here, honey.
802
00:41:00,660 --> 00:41:04,372
Channel your inner Aretha
and let those "No's" rip.
803
00:41:04,455 --> 00:41:10,169
♪ And I am telling you ♪
804
00:41:10,253 --> 00:41:15,008
♪ I'll never win ♪
805
00:41:15,075 --> 00:41:18,871
♪ You're the best man I'll ever know ♪
806
00:41:19,025 --> 00:41:22,653
♪ There's no way I can ever, ever go ♪
807
00:41:22,737 --> 00:41:25,531
♪ No, no, no, no way ♪
808
00:41:25,615 --> 00:41:30,578
♪ No, no, no, no way I'm
living without you ♪
809
00:41:31,148 --> 00:41:36,042
♪ I'm not living without you
Not living without you ♪
810
00:41:36,067 --> 00:41:38,735
♪ I don't wanna be free ♪
811
00:41:38,807 --> 00:41:43,062
♪ I'm staying I'm staying ♪
812
00:41:43,216 --> 00:41:48,972
♪ And you, and you, and you
You're gonna love me ♪
813
00:41:50,556 --> 00:41:56,562
♪ Oh, you're gonna love me ♪
814
00:41:58,982 --> 00:42:00,900
♪ Yes, sir ♪
815
00:42:03,631 --> 00:42:07,385
♪ Love me Love me ♪
816
00:42:07,602 --> 00:42:09,312
♪ Love me ♪
817
00:42:10,410 --> 00:42:15,540
♪ Love ♪
818
00:42:15,623 --> 00:42:19,752
♪ You're gonna love... ♪
819
00:42:19,835 --> 00:42:22,505
I know, right? [chuckles] So moving.
820
00:42:23,881 --> 00:42:25,094
Sing it, Effie!
821
00:42:25,119 --> 00:42:28,414
♪ Me ♪
822
00:42:36,811 --> 00:42:38,646
[inmates talking indistinctly]
823
00:42:40,014 --> 00:42:42,514
[Maritza] Yo, you just
hit 10,000 views!
824
00:42:42,539 --> 00:42:43,554
No shit!
825
00:42:43,579 --> 00:42:45,789
- [chuckles]
- Let me see this.
826
00:42:49,019 --> 00:42:51,106
All these comments are
about you, though.
827
00:42:51,131 --> 00:42:52,883
No, they're not. Go back.
828
00:42:53,650 --> 00:42:56,027
- I saw your name back a ways.
- [clears throat]
829
00:42:56,903 --> 00:42:58,447
[Maritza humming]
830
00:43:02,617 --> 00:43:04,411
[sighs and scoffs]
831
00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:06,459
There.
832
00:43:10,515 --> 00:43:12,517
"Flaca looks like a beaner Cher."
833
00:43:15,297 --> 00:43:16,423
Come on!
834
00:43:16,506 --> 00:43:19,718
Cher's awesome. And you do like beans.
835
00:43:19,801 --> 00:43:22,220
Who gives a shit what
some Internet troll says?
836
00:43:22,304 --> 00:43:24,389
It's stupid. I'm gonna
put it on airplane mode.
837
00:43:26,641 --> 00:43:30,236
[clicks tongue] "Hashtag,
show your tits, Maritz."
838
00:43:30,261 --> 00:43:32,096
Like, where do they come up with this?
839
00:43:32,232 --> 00:43:34,901
[chuckles] Mmm.
840
00:43:36,822 --> 00:43:39,534
- Shut the fuck up, Stratman.
- [guards shouting]
841
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:42,120
[Stratman] ♪ You can sing most
anything ♪ - [banging on door]
842
00:43:42,203 --> 00:43:44,497
What? I'm so sick of you babies.
843
00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:45,887
- ♪ Do, a deer, a female deer ♪
- I hate you.
844
00:43:45,912 --> 00:43:47,825
- I hate you.
- ♪ Re, a drop of golden... ♪
845
00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:49,669
Can you please let him out?
846
00:43:49,752 --> 00:43:51,962
[Luschek] Hey, do you
have any big erasers?
847
00:43:52,047 --> 00:43:53,381
I have sensitive cochlea!
848
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:56,634
- And I can't stand this fucking idiot.
- Fine!
849
00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:58,219
- [Luschek] Shut up!
- [singing continues indistinctly]
850
00:43:58,303 --> 00:44:00,096
All right. You wanna go to
the bathroom, Stratman?
851
00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:02,015
Come on, come on. You...
852
00:44:02,098 --> 00:44:04,975
- [groaning]
- You go in the fucking Poo.
853
00:44:05,060 --> 00:44:07,812
That's right. What'd
you call me, huh? Huh?
854
00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:11,691
You call me what? Go, go. Now, come on.
855
00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:13,984
[panting] Oh, thank God.
856
00:44:14,069 --> 00:44:16,737
[stuttering] Wait, there's no
toilet paper. I need toilet paper.
857
00:44:16,821 --> 00:44:19,115
I will flip this fucking thing
over if you say one more word.
858
00:44:19,199 --> 00:44:21,341
No, no, no. Please, please, please!
859
00:44:21,366 --> 00:44:22,868
Come on! [grunts]
860
00:44:22,926 --> 00:44:24,803
[Caputo] Delgado, is that you?
861
00:44:25,121 --> 00:44:26,997
- Nope.
- [Stratman groans]
862
00:44:27,082 --> 00:44:28,541
[Caputo] Gonzales?
863
00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:32,587
- Ramos?
- [Stratman groaning]
864
00:44:32,748 --> 00:44:34,208
- Paiz?
- [Stratman groaning happily]
865
00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:38,801
Ruiz! Maria Ruiz, please!
866
00:44:38,884 --> 00:44:40,511
- [Caputo knocking]
- Please, help me!
867
00:44:40,595 --> 00:44:41,887
Why the fuck would I do that?
868
00:44:41,971 --> 00:44:44,640
[Caputo] It's 120 degrees in here.
The stench...
869
00:44:45,758 --> 00:44:47,660
My vomit is almost reaching the rim.
870
00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:49,479
- Please.
- No can do.
871
00:44:49,562 --> 00:44:52,148
[Caputo] You know there will be
severe consequences for this.
872
00:44:52,352 --> 00:44:55,443
You know that, Ruiz? Riots
end, and inmates go to Max
873
00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:57,153
with years added to their sentence.
874
00:44:58,047 --> 00:45:00,633
If you help me, I will help you.
875
00:45:01,991 --> 00:45:05,160
That's what everyone that's
ever fucked me over has said.
876
00:45:05,355 --> 00:45:07,191
[Caputo] What about your kid, Ruiz?
877
00:45:07,274 --> 00:45:08,484
Think about her.
878
00:45:09,234 --> 00:45:13,863
If you help me, I can make sure
your sentence doesn't get extended.
879
00:45:13,888 --> 00:45:14,915
Hey, no kicking!
880
00:45:14,948 --> 00:45:17,701
Piscatella already put five
more years on my sentence
881
00:45:17,784 --> 00:45:19,369
for no fucking reason, all right?
882
00:45:19,453 --> 00:45:21,955
My daughter won't even know my
name by the time I get out anyway.
883
00:45:22,038 --> 00:45:23,915
Ruiz, are you sure he put time on you?
884
00:45:24,056 --> 00:45:26,017
'Course I'm sure!
885
00:45:26,042 --> 00:45:28,462
[Caputo] You... you had
a hearing already?
886
00:45:29,256 --> 00:45:31,498
- [sighs] No.
- [Caputo] Then it's not a done deal.
887
00:45:31,523 --> 00:45:34,037
And with the speed paperwork
moves around Litchfield,
888
00:45:34,147 --> 00:45:35,399
I wouldn't be surprised
889
00:45:35,483 --> 00:45:38,319
if his recommendation is
not even in your file yet.
890
00:45:39,069 --> 00:45:40,488
Have you seen your file?
891
00:45:42,365 --> 00:45:46,159
Piscatella, he's a... monster.
892
00:45:46,244 --> 00:45:50,498
He should never have been working here
in the first place, and that's my fault.
893
00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:56,879
But you do not have to become the
monster he's making you out to be.
894
00:45:56,962 --> 00:46:00,090
I've seen you with the other inmates.
895
00:46:01,467 --> 00:46:02,968
They look up to you.
896
00:46:04,304 --> 00:46:06,807
Huh? Ruiz?
897
00:46:07,390 --> 00:46:08,682
[Stratman farts and groans]
898
00:46:10,743 --> 00:46:12,745
- [Stratman grunts]
- Stratman?
899
00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:14,229
[panting]
900
00:46:15,052 --> 00:46:16,637
[sighing]
901
00:46:17,691 --> 00:46:18,692
Oh, fuck.
902
00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:21,737
[indistinct chatter]
903
00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:36,544
Okay, enough. You have to
tell me what's going on.
904
00:46:37,095 --> 00:46:38,379
What?
905
00:46:38,587 --> 00:46:42,800
Why there is an army of lemmings
dressed like you, moving out here.
906
00:46:45,323 --> 00:46:48,493
- You sound insane.
- I am not insane!
907
00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:50,808
You're gaslighting me right now.
908
00:46:51,052 --> 00:46:52,428
- And technically...
- [Alex sighs]
909
00:46:52,453 --> 00:46:53,663
...do you know that's emotional abuse?
910
00:46:54,114 --> 00:46:55,985
Do you know how I know
that's emotional abuse?
911
00:46:56,010 --> 00:47:00,223
I read it in an online quiz once, called
"Are You Being Emotionally Abused?"
912
00:47:04,610 --> 00:47:06,445
Okay, I may have shared some...
913
00:47:07,363 --> 00:47:11,282
some things in my history with a
few inmates and it resonated.
914
00:47:11,554 --> 00:47:14,765
- They think I stand for something.
- What things from your history?
915
00:47:15,496 --> 00:47:16,997
That I killed Aydin.
916
00:47:18,140 --> 00:47:19,600
You told them that you killed Aydin?
917
00:47:19,625 --> 00:47:22,127
I didn't say Aydin specifically.
918
00:47:23,130 --> 00:47:25,174
I just shared my...
919
00:47:25,296 --> 00:47:27,799
I don't know, status as a...
as a murderess.
920
00:47:27,883 --> 00:47:29,300
I don't know, it just came out.
921
00:47:29,385 --> 00:47:30,886
We were supposed to
take that to the grave.
922
00:47:30,969 --> 00:47:33,054
I went to Von Barlow and I begged her
923
00:47:33,138 --> 00:47:35,265
- to keep it a secret...
- I didn't ask you to do that.
924
00:47:35,348 --> 00:47:36,975
So, what? Do you not
want a future with me?
925
00:47:37,058 --> 00:47:38,268
Do you not want a real house?
926
00:47:38,351 --> 00:47:41,855
It's not a real house if I can't
carry my truth inside it, Piper.
927
00:47:41,938 --> 00:47:43,614
And now you sound like a fucking E.E.
Cummings poem.
928
00:47:43,639 --> 00:47:44,597
I'm not sorry.
929
00:47:44,644 --> 00:47:46,443
Yeah, it sucks that they turned it into
930
00:47:46,468 --> 00:47:48,564
some symbol of the
resistance or whatever,
931
00:47:48,676 --> 00:47:51,345
but I am glad I said it out loud.
932
00:47:51,671 --> 00:47:54,361
Now, I want to lay down
in my tchotchke nook
933
00:47:54,386 --> 00:47:57,764
and I wanna relax until this
whole thing blows over.
934
00:47:58,830 --> 00:48:01,124
They heard what they wanted to.
935
00:48:01,984 --> 00:48:04,028
They turned it into
some kind of a symbol.
936
00:48:05,194 --> 00:48:09,908
What you do and what you
say affects people, Alex.
937
00:48:11,436 --> 00:48:13,313
- [sighs]
- It affects me.
938
00:48:14,638 --> 00:48:19,392
And if you do not curate your
shit, you are not a collector.
939
00:48:19,476 --> 00:48:21,770
- You're a hoarder.
- Okay, great.
940
00:48:21,853 --> 00:48:23,978
Very mature. Where're you...
Where are you going?
941
00:48:24,003 --> 00:48:25,547
I am going to the guest room.
942
00:48:25,774 --> 00:48:26,775
Oh.
943
00:48:28,566 --> 00:48:32,111
I'm from Fresno, California,
46 years old, Puerto Rican,
944
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,763
- doing 11 years for armed robbery...
- Who's Rosalita Pontz?
945
00:48:34,788 --> 00:48:36,664
[inmates murmuring]
946
00:48:37,202 --> 00:48:41,122
I'm from North Philly, 5'9", 285 pounds.
947
00:48:41,206 --> 00:48:42,744
I got no identifying marks, and...
948
00:48:42,769 --> 00:48:44,646
Who's Jodi Winkler?
949
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:46,169
[inmate] What?
950
00:48:46,252 --> 00:48:47,671
She's like Rain Man.
951
00:48:48,714 --> 00:48:50,549
Yo, you idiots got my file?
952
00:48:53,259 --> 00:48:54,678
Who's Maria Ruiz?
953
00:48:58,474 --> 00:48:59,600
[sighs]
954
00:49:02,435 --> 00:49:05,564
[Pidge] I'm from Kingston, New York.
5'4", 180 pounds.
955
00:49:05,647 --> 00:49:07,190
I got a rose tattoo.
956
00:49:07,273 --> 00:49:09,359
- [continues indistinctly]
- [Ouija] Jessie...
957
00:49:09,442 --> 00:49:11,069
- [Pidge grunts]
- [inmate] Whoo!
958
00:49:12,696 --> 00:49:16,116
"This prison has put me through
unimaginable suffering,"
959
00:49:16,199 --> 00:49:18,118
and I am not a victim of this riot.
960
00:49:18,326 --> 00:49:20,712
I am an active participant.
961
00:49:20,737 --> 00:49:23,823
"Together, we stand
united, protesting..."
962
00:49:23,938 --> 00:49:26,733
No. Uh, should it be "united we stand"?
963
00:49:26,918 --> 00:49:30,171
- Like the Pledge of Allegiance?
- No. "We stand united."
964
00:49:30,196 --> 00:49:33,825
"Protesting how unfair this system is."
965
00:49:33,872 --> 00:49:35,749
"How unfair this system is."
966
00:49:35,927 --> 00:49:38,597
No, no. "How unfair this system is."
967
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:41,391
Yes, yes, that's it. And punch
the words. Don't forget.
968
00:49:41,474 --> 00:49:44,853
- You think this is gonna work?
- [Alison] This gotta work.
969
00:49:44,936 --> 00:49:47,147
- It's the only play we got.
- [crowd chanting] Free Judy King!
970
00:49:47,172 --> 00:49:50,008
They sure ain't chanting for
Poussey out there. Are they, T?
971
00:49:50,307 --> 00:49:55,922
"The waiter served a dinner roll to
the woman that was well buttered."
972
00:49:55,947 --> 00:49:57,073
Come on, guys.
973
00:49:57,157 --> 00:50:00,035
Who can fix the misplaced
modifier in that sentence?
974
00:50:00,952 --> 00:50:01,953
Anyone?
975
00:50:04,653 --> 00:50:05,654
Janae?
976
00:50:08,491 --> 00:50:12,898
"The waiter served a dinner roll that
was well buttered to the woman."
977
00:50:12,923 --> 00:50:14,215
Everyone?
978
00:50:15,294 --> 00:50:16,838
Do we see why?
979
00:50:17,886 --> 00:50:18,929
[school bell ringing]
980
00:50:20,430 --> 00:50:21,807
Okay, we'll pick up here tomorrow
981
00:50:21,890 --> 00:50:24,059
and then we'll move on
to dangling modifiers.
982
00:50:24,142 --> 00:50:26,812
Janae? A word, please.
983
00:50:33,521 --> 00:50:36,690
I need your mom to sign this,
so she knows you got a D.
984
00:50:36,715 --> 00:50:39,551
It's hard for me to write grades
like this on your work, Janae.
985
00:50:39,654 --> 00:50:41,531
I know what you're capable of.
986
00:50:41,686 --> 00:50:44,438
Whatever. Not like it's a real paper.
987
00:50:44,709 --> 00:50:45,640
What do you mean?
988
00:50:45,665 --> 00:50:49,460
I mean, we ain't quoting secondary
sources using APA or MLA,
989
00:50:49,626 --> 00:50:52,295
and we ain't studying SAT
words or growing salad,
990
00:50:52,378 --> 00:50:53,880
and we don't even have a
library in this school
991
00:50:53,964 --> 00:50:56,370
'cause it got made into a nursery
for our fucking hood rat babies!
992
00:50:56,395 --> 00:50:57,417
Janae.
993
00:50:57,442 --> 00:51:00,362
Two zip codes from here they
got laptops and art galleries.
994
00:51:00,624 --> 00:51:03,459
They got so much culture, they ain't
even knowin' they stealin' ours.
995
00:51:03,521 --> 00:51:05,022
It's a load of shit.
996
00:51:08,147 --> 00:51:09,231
You're right.
997
00:51:11,204 --> 00:51:13,499
I wish you weren't, but it's true.
998
00:51:13,692 --> 00:51:16,444
The Thurston students are
privileged and advantaged,
999
00:51:16,527 --> 00:51:19,447
and sometimes you feel like you have to
work twice as hard to get half as far,
1000
00:51:19,537 --> 00:51:21,707
but that doesn't mean
you shouldn't do it.
1001
00:51:21,783 --> 00:51:23,702
Okay? You belong with the brightest...
1002
00:51:23,785 --> 00:51:26,329
But why even bother playin'
a game that's rigged?
1003
00:51:26,412 --> 00:51:28,074
Courtney's going to a
science camp this summer
1004
00:51:28,099 --> 00:51:30,601
that cost more than my dad
makes in three months.
1005
00:51:30,751 --> 00:51:32,212
How could I ever compete?
1006
00:51:34,568 --> 00:51:36,362
I'll see ya, Miss Fowler.
1007
00:51:43,513 --> 00:51:44,514
[Pennsatucky] I don't know, you guys.
1008
00:51:44,597 --> 00:51:46,557
I just think that we should have
a little bit of fun with him,
1009
00:51:46,642 --> 00:51:48,559
you know, like, torture him.
1010
00:51:48,644 --> 00:51:50,561
One by one. I'll go first.
1011
00:51:50,646 --> 00:51:52,147
[Coates panting]
1012
00:51:54,587 --> 00:51:57,878
Nah, I don't like that show.
Change the channel.
1013
00:51:57,903 --> 00:52:00,155
- [panting]
- [grunts]
1014
00:52:00,238 --> 00:52:01,698
These guard uniforms are itchy.
1015
00:52:04,575 --> 00:52:07,322
Maybe we should change
them after we dump him?
1016
00:52:07,347 --> 00:52:09,307
[Leanne] Yeah! Let's wear
bedsheet togas and trip again.
1017
00:52:09,580 --> 00:52:10,999
Mmm, yeah!
1018
00:52:11,082 --> 00:52:12,876
Oh, yeah. And maybe we'll
find the gun that way.
1019
00:52:12,959 --> 00:52:15,295
'Cause we'll go, like, full circle
and remember where we put it.
1020
00:52:15,378 --> 00:52:16,379
[Leanne] Yeah.
1021
00:52:16,462 --> 00:52:17,547
[Pennsatucky] Freeze!
1022
00:52:17,630 --> 00:52:20,175
Put your hands up! Put your hands up!
Get over there.
1023
00:52:20,258 --> 00:52:24,095
- You stole our gun?
- No, it was in her belt.
1024
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:26,998
- Angie, are you fucking kidding me?
- What?
1025
00:52:27,299 --> 00:52:29,176
You put it on your belt!
1026
00:52:29,228 --> 00:52:31,230
[sighs] I didn't even know
I was wearing a belt.
1027
00:52:31,885 --> 00:52:33,718
I must have put it on
when I was fucked up.
1028
00:52:33,781 --> 00:52:38,118
Which is weird, because I hate belts.
They give me camel toe.
1029
00:52:38,609 --> 00:52:39,653
[sighs]
1030
00:52:39,726 --> 00:52:43,522
Intake is your best bet out, okay? But
be really careful in the hallways.
1031
00:52:43,605 --> 00:52:44,648
Here, take it.
1032
00:52:45,524 --> 00:52:46,608
[grunts]
1033
00:52:46,691 --> 00:52:48,193
Oh, shit!
1034
00:52:48,277 --> 00:52:49,403
- What the fuck!
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1035
00:52:49,486 --> 00:52:50,570
Shit. I'm sorry! It was...
1036
00:52:50,654 --> 00:52:52,364
- [Leanne] Shut the fuck...
- It was an accident.
1037
00:52:52,447 --> 00:52:54,180
You shot my favorite finger,
1038
00:52:54,249 --> 00:52:56,668
- you fucking asshole!
- Go.
1039
00:52:56,868 --> 00:52:58,870
- But I can't leave you.
- You have to go, okay?
1040
00:52:58,954 --> 00:53:00,122
Just go. Hurry.
1041
00:53:00,205 --> 00:53:02,166
- Ooh... fuck. [groans]
- [Angie] Oh, my God.
1042
00:53:02,249 --> 00:53:03,918
- [groaning] Fucker!
- Are you gonna die?
1043
00:53:05,210 --> 00:53:07,379
- You are so gonna pay for this.
- [groans]
1044
00:53:08,096 --> 00:53:09,557
- Get her!
- [Angie] Bitch!
1045
00:53:24,639 --> 00:53:27,058
What? No... No, I gotta do the PR.
1046
00:53:28,020 --> 00:53:29,146
[inmates gasping]
1047
00:53:40,083 --> 00:53:41,835
- [reporters clamoring]
- [reporter] Judy. Judy King.
1048
00:53:41,919 --> 00:53:43,837
Judy King, are you a Muslim now?
1049
00:53:43,921 --> 00:53:46,965
Judy. Judy King. Are you a Muslim now?
1050
00:53:47,049 --> 00:53:48,175
[clamoring continues]
1051
00:53:48,258 --> 00:53:50,803
You want me to talk first
or make an introduction?
1052
00:53:50,886 --> 00:53:52,512
- [crowd chanting] Judy!
- No, I'll start.
1053
00:53:52,595 --> 00:53:53,806
[reporter] Did they hurt you at all?
1054
00:53:53,889 --> 00:53:56,016
- Are you in any jeopardy?
- [chanting continues]
1055
00:53:56,099 --> 00:53:57,309
[crowd quiets down]
1056
00:53:58,795 --> 00:54:01,047
Good morning. My name...
1057
00:54:01,814 --> 00:54:05,734
is Tasha Jefferson and I'm an
inmate here at Litchfield.
1058
00:54:06,269 --> 00:54:07,986
Two days ago,
1059
00:54:08,070 --> 00:54:12,615
our friend and fellow
inmate, Poussey Washington,
1060
00:54:12,700 --> 00:54:14,868
was murdered by a prison guard.
1061
00:54:14,952 --> 00:54:16,565
[camera shutters clicking]
1062
00:54:16,590 --> 00:54:17,924
Poussey Washington.
1063
00:54:19,289 --> 00:54:23,210
And I'm sayin' her name again because
it can't ever be said enough.
1064
00:54:24,712 --> 00:54:28,173
Now, as you can see,
Judy King ain't injured
1065
00:54:28,256 --> 00:54:30,217
and she ain't a hostage.
1066
00:54:31,134 --> 00:54:34,471
And she has a statement that
she'd like to make at this time.
1067
00:54:35,868 --> 00:54:38,225
[Judy] And good morning,
my fellow Americans.
1068
00:54:39,226 --> 00:54:43,011
"This prison has put me through
unimaginable suffering.
1069
00:54:43,316 --> 00:54:44,972
"And I am not a victim of this riot..."
1070
00:54:44,997 --> 00:54:47,038
No, [stutters] she will not...
1071
00:54:47,699 --> 00:54:49,952
She is not gonna be making a statement.
1072
00:54:50,973 --> 00:54:52,557
Sorry.
1073
00:54:52,632 --> 00:54:54,593
She will not be speaking for us
1074
00:54:54,676 --> 00:54:59,681
because Judy King can't speak
for the inmates of this prison.
1075
00:54:59,765 --> 00:55:01,934
She was kept separate from us,
1076
00:55:02,017 --> 00:55:06,230
held in a private room with better
treatment and a seltzer-maker.
1077
00:55:06,313 --> 00:55:11,068
And moments after our
friend, Poussey Washington,
1078
00:55:11,151 --> 00:55:15,197
was murdered by a guard
for doing nothing wrong,
1079
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:19,534
Judy King was packing her bags
to go home on early release.
1080
00:55:20,535 --> 00:55:25,457
Because she's rich and
white and powerful.
1081
00:55:26,458 --> 00:55:28,543
[camera shutters clicking]
1082
00:55:28,627 --> 00:55:32,256
Now, our fight is not with Judy King.
1083
00:55:32,339 --> 00:55:36,385
Our fight is with a system
that don't give a damn
1084
00:55:36,468 --> 00:55:42,182
about poor people and brown
people and poor brown people.
1085
00:55:43,282 --> 00:55:44,741
[sobbing] Our fight...
1086
00:55:46,019 --> 00:55:47,436
is with the folks...
1087
00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:52,588
who hold our demands in their hands.
1088
00:55:53,626 --> 00:55:55,712
Which you people need
to read, by the way,
1089
00:55:55,737 --> 00:55:59,366
and stop watching this fool
shit comin' out of here online
1090
00:55:59,449 --> 00:56:01,676
and get a hold of our
demand list because
1091
00:56:01,701 --> 00:56:05,144
those demands are fair and necessary,
1092
00:56:05,254 --> 00:56:09,330
and show that we intend to
keep this demonstration
1093
00:56:09,543 --> 00:56:13,047
peaceful and focused on change.
1094
00:56:14,799 --> 00:56:17,927
Now, Judy King is free to leave.
1095
00:56:18,010 --> 00:56:20,179
She's not a hostage and
you can have her back.
1096
00:56:20,418 --> 00:56:22,670
Judy, get the hell out of here.
1097
00:56:23,025 --> 00:56:24,860
[reporters clamoring]
1098
00:56:29,146 --> 00:56:31,523
Oh, my God. What did I just do?
1099
00:56:31,606 --> 00:56:33,317
[sighs heavily]
1100
00:56:33,704 --> 00:56:35,248
You fuckin' freed my ho!
1101
00:56:36,461 --> 00:56:38,379
Who's gonna tend to
my African sunflower?
1102
00:56:38,666 --> 00:56:41,127
You ever think about a
career in the church?
1103
00:56:41,241 --> 00:56:44,078
That was something. [chuckles]
1104
00:56:44,161 --> 00:56:45,913
You did her right.
1105
00:56:45,996 --> 00:56:47,998
You did our girl right, T.
1106
00:56:48,082 --> 00:56:49,946
- [knocking]
- [Coates] Open this door!
1107
00:56:50,314 --> 00:56:51,398
[gasping]
1108
00:56:51,439 --> 00:56:52,732
Open the door or I'll shoot!
1109
00:57:02,471 --> 00:57:04,890
- [reporters clamoring]
- Uh, I'm fine.
1110
00:57:05,933 --> 00:57:07,351
[officer] Hey! Hey!
1111
00:57:07,434 --> 00:57:08,853
Drop your weapon!
1112
00:57:08,936 --> 00:57:09,979
Drop it!
1113
00:57:10,062 --> 00:57:11,063
[crowd yelling]
1114
00:57:11,146 --> 00:57:13,357
[Judy] Oh, my God. Let me out of here!
1115
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,442
[officer 1] Put it down!
Put down the weapon!
1116
00:57:15,525 --> 00:57:17,402
[officer 2] Move in! Move in!
1117
00:57:23,742 --> 00:57:25,619
[show tune playing]
1118
00:57:26,332 --> 00:57:31,332
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