1
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[cell door slams]

2
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[theme song playing]

3
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[cell door slams]

4
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[cell door slams]

5
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[indistinct chatter]

6
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Are you watching me sleep?

7
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- What time is it?
- Almost 7:30.

8
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I haven't slept this well in months.

9
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You and I are like yin and yang.
I couldn't sleep a wink last night.

10
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Have you ever tried
progressive muscle relaxation?

11
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You start with your toes
and tense them as hard as you can.

12
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Then relax completely.

13
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And work your way up your body,
all the way up to the top of your head.

14
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How do you tense your head?

15
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I don't know. Stop questioning my methods.

16
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Where's your roomie?

17
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She's been making herself
quite scarce lately.

18
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Come. Join me.

19
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The water's fine.

20
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And risk getting more shots?
You know I can't.

21
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Yes, you can. You're choosing not to.
Own your free will.

22
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[sighs]

23
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Okay.

24
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Aw.

25
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Look at this. Mmm.

26
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Isn't this nice?

27
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It'd be nicer if you brushed your teeth.

28
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[exhales sharply]

29
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[sniffs]

30
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- I'm not getting anything.
- Really? 'Cause I'm getting Purina.

31
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Oh, man.

32
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- [Hellman] I said a line! Tighten up!
- [Piper] Shh.

33
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- [sighs] Well, that was fun.
- No, no, no. Stay.

34
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We can be a lump.

35
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[Hellman] Don't look at me. Walk.

36
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- [Piper] See?
- [Alex sighs] This was a mistake.

37
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[Piper] Shh. Be a lump.

38
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You're hot-boxing me with your breath.

39
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How? How am I hot-boxing you?

40
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- No.
- [sighs]

41
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Peek-a-boo. Little sorority slumber party?
All it's missing is the shots.

42
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- Oh, come on.
- Is that really necessary?

43
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[Hellman] No licky-fishy in here
unless I can watch.

44
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And right now, I got shit to do.

45
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Vause, get the fuck gone.

46
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- Chapman, you're coming with me.
- Where?

47
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Do I have time to brush my teeth?
Because apparently I need to.

48
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How about I knock 'em all out
and you never need to brush again?

49
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Stay.

50
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[woman speaking indistinctly
on walkie-talkie]

51
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Excuse me, do you know what this is about?

52
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Do you know why
we're seeing a case manager?

53
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I don't know. But <i>mi abuela</i> used to say
bad things come in threes.

54
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First, they move my good bunk
into a new cell block.

55
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Second, I get my period this morning.

56
00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,750
Can you really count your period
as a bad thing

57
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on a list of bad things
if it comes every month?

58
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I thought I was pregnant.

59
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Hmm? You...

60
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Hmm.

61
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- Sorry to hear that.
- Yeah.

62
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And this is the third thing.
Whatever this is.

63
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Hey. [stutters]
You know what this is about?

64
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Time to make the donuts, kid.

65
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Okay. One sec.

66
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- I'm really...
- Mmm-hmm.

67
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Uh-huh.

68
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That's what I thought.
Can't even fill it out right. [scoffs]

69
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Usually, they come to pick you up
around 11:00,

70
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but with processing,

71
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you're gonna wanna tell
whoever you got coming,

72
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at least an hour or so after that.

73
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Unless they don't mind waiting.

74
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Depends which guards they got on duty.

75
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Is this for court?

76
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Don't I get an arraignment
to tell me what the charges are?

77
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This is for release.

78
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You're getting out tomorrow.

79
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Where the fuck is my curling iron?

80
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Why don't you use the drawer?
Cleared it out for you.

81
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Do you like the tiny diamonds
or the little swoopy things?

82
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You are a grown man.

83
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You should be able
to dress yourself by now.

84
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Today's closing statements
in Taystee's trial,

85
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and I have a coffee with a journalist

86
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from the Marshall Project
about the MCC story.

87
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I don't wanna look like an idiot.

88
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That would be a miracle.

89
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- Something else bothering you?
- What?

90
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'Cause you're being
an even bigger bitch than normal.

91
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You want to know what's bothering me?

92
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You're getting all dressed up
like you have some place to go,

93
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but you don't have a job.

94
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[stutters] You're choosing ties
to be a spectator and have coffee.

95
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I'm trying to make a difference here.

96
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Yeah? Good luck with that.

97
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I hope it's worth pushing your career
off a cliff.

98
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This is such garbage.

99
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I don't believe you give a shit
about my career.

100
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- You want to know what I think?
- I actually don't care.

101
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I think you're picking a fight with me

102
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for the same reason
you won't take the fucking drawer.

103
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This ain't some quick-fuck affair anymore.

104
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This is real and real scares
the crap out of you.

105
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Or maybe I am just fine with real

106
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and you don't know
what you're talking about.

107
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I might buy that,
if you hadn't married a gay guy.

108
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If you find the curling iron,
fucking keep it.

109
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[sighs]

110
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Wow, you look like shit.

111
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I'm not the one right now, Flaca.

112
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[sighs] Is your back still fucked up?

113
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Everything is fucked up.

114
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Well, Flacacare has been providing

115
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cheap and easy
healthcare services since 1992.

116
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We do accept pre-existing conditions

117
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as long as it's not some nasty shit,
like my baby cousin once had

118
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where the worms came out of his butthole.

119
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[chuckles] I don't know
what's wrong with you,

120
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but that was highly riffable.

121
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Find your center before we commentator
for tomorrow's kickball game.

122
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I ain't commentatoring no kickball game.

123
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Who am I supposed to bounce
my witty observations off of?

124
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Do whatever you did when I was gone.

125
00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:07,916
Gloria? That bitch is too greedy
with the mic.

126
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Plus, I'm trying to pretend
I don't know her like that,

127
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so I don't get sent to SHU, too.

128
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It's a long story.

129
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Well, too bad.

130
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'Cause I ain't got shit to say right now.

131
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I don't think you know this,

132
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but there is some, like,
weird and tense shit going on

133
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because of this kickball game.

134
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So, they need us out there to bring
laughter and insightful observations.

135
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[sighs] You've been working this depressed
look for way too long, honey.

136
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It's time to switch it up.

137
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Like <i>Tía</i> Mariana always says,

138
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just because you ate
a McGriddle for breakfast,

139
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doesn't mean
that you need to eat cheesecake

140
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and bacon-wrapped hot dogs
for the rest of the day.

141
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You can always get
a southwest chicken salad.

142
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You can always get
a southwest chicken salad, Cindy.

143
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[scoffs]

144
00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,912
So, uh, yeah.

145
00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,959
Your services are no longer needed
on the kickball field tomorrow.

146
00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:09,554
Which of us are you talking to?

147
00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,120
All of you.

148
00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:15,795
It's our team, too!
You can't do that. Who says?

149
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They do.

150
00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:21,796
[inmates grunt]

151
00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:23,872
Do you bitches mind
if we have these seats?

152
00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,195
- Do I have to leave?
- Of course not.

153
00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:29,599
Adeola, you know you're good here.

154
00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:31,956
[indistinct chatter]

155
00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:35,033
You're a real jack-of-all-trades
in here, aren't you, Adeola?

156
00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:39,194
Down for a sacrament and a shanking
in the same afternoon.

157
00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:43,317
Yes, well, I was an evolutionary
anthropologist in Lagos.

158
00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:46,996
I was mainly interested
in human behavior in a cultural context,

159
00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:49,834
and the shifting dynamics of tribalism,
and in particular,

160
00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:53,032
how the disputes between social psychology
and behavioral ecology

161
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negotiated themselves on a micro scale.

162
00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:59,518
That said, I will fuck up a bitch
when necessary.

163
00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,434
- [all laugh]
- Girl, you're fucking hilarious, yo.

164
00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:03,920
[Daddy] Everybody listen up.

165
00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,238
I'm gonna go through some details,

166
00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,789
and Barb has a few words
she wants to say before you go.

167
00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,320
So bring it in.

168
00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:14,391
This is the signal. When I do this...

169
00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,437
That's the signal for scissoring.

170
00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:20,158
Fine. Uh, this is the signal.

171
00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:21,276
That's the shocker.

172
00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:28,793
That's the shocker for Trekkies.

173
00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:31,475
Fuck it. When I throw
the shocker for Trekkies,

174
00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:33,677
that's the signal for you to charge.

175
00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:37,993
Pregnant girl is gonna distract the guards
with some fake labor pains,

176
00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,276
and that will be the signal to move.

177
00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,397
I'm gonna be so good at this.

178
00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,953
There was this one time,
I faked appendicitis

179
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,833
when I got caught shoplifting,

180
00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:53,518
and they rushed me to the hospital
and actually removed my appendix.

181
00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:58,197
Plus, they never found the seven necklaces
I had stashed in my hair.

182
00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:00,192
My hair was very big back then.

183
00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:04,040
[Daddy] Anyone who doesn't have a weapon
needs to make one tonight.

184
00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:07,115
There's extra supplies
stuck to the bottom of this table.

185
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,193
Feel around for what you might need,
but carefully.

186
00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,075
You okay, Nick?

187
00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:15,680
Huh?

188
00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:20,639
Yeah, yeah. It is an honor
just to be nominated.

189
00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:23,600
I'll be out there.

190
00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,755
There'll be plenty
of C-Block slags out there.

191
00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:30,595
You leave the bitch to me.
Everybody got that? Carol is mine.

192
00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,080
And I got Barb.

193
00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,430
I want her to know it was me that did her.

194
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,352
She's gonna die looking into my eyes.

195
00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:40,797
This is not an easy thing
I'm asking you girls to do.

196
00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:41,920
[Carol] <i>I ain't gonna lie.</i>

197
00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:45,670
Some of you here
won't make it into next week.

198
00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:49,800
But C-Block will never let there be peace.

199
00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,272
They wave with one hand

200
00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,670
and they shiv us in the back
with the other.

201
00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:59,596
Fucking two-faced,
worthless D-Block cunts! [spits]

202
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:04,157
I think it's pretty fucking obvious
we don't have a choice here.

203
00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:08,154
Our only option is to protect ourselves.

204
00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:12,393
So tomorrow, when you head out
onto that kickball field...

205
00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,472
You stick 'em through to the red meat.

206
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,551
Make sure they don't get back up.

207
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:23,836
[stamping]

208
00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:26,674
C-Block.

209
00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,877
D-Block, D-Block, D-Block.

210
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,111
[all] C-Block.

211
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,715
C-Block.

212
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:36,759
D-Block, D-Block, D-Block,
D-Block, D-Block.

213
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,355
C-Block! C-Block!

214
00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:43,832
- D-Block, D-Block.
- C-Block! C-Block! C-Block! C-Block!

215
00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:48,356
[Suzanne] Since we have
the booby traps now,

216
00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:51,160
is it okay if I leave the cell
and ask around

217
00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,000
if anybody has heard
about my friend Taystee?

218
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,039
I just never found out if she was okay,

219
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:58,511
and we were friends
and I think we still are friends.

220
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,592
She might be mad at me
for being a bad friend,

221
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,878
and I don't know, and I have
this drop-y feeling happening

222
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:07,078
- in the middle of my chest right now.
- Sure. Go ahead.

223
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,072
If somebody tries to kill me, I'll holler.

224
00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,160
Okay.

225
00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,709
Thanks, Frieda.

226
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,320
[knock at door]

227
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:16,440
Who is it?

228
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,040
Looks like I'm getting out. [chuckles]

229
00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,390
Congratulations. What do you want?

230
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:28,317
Well, I was gonna offer you first dibs
on some of my stuff,

231
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:31,632
but I guess I'll be on my way
if you're too busy and too bitchy.

232
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:34,918
Yeah, I'm sorry. In a mood these days.

233
00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:40,195
You got anything with, uh, vinyl chloride
or isobutane in it?

234
00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:44,559
Bitch, I can use this shit like Basquiat,
but I'll be damned

235
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,800
- if I know the chemical compounds.
- [chuckles softly]

236
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,110
[straining] Easy.

237
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,270
You okay?

238
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:53,239
Ah, hip's a little stiff.
Been sleeping on the stool.

239
00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:54,549
Can't be too careful.

240
00:13:56,760 --> 00:14:00,879
So what you got planned
for when they give you your freedom?

241
00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,119
You heard of James Baldwin?

242
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:07,669
He one of the Baldwin brothers?
I like Alec. Sexy!

243
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:10,275
In that manly man way, you know?

244
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:14,149
Like, he's got hair on his back
but you don't mind.

245
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,754
[laughs]

246
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:18,833
James Baldwin was a writer, and black,

247
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,634
and gay and not particularly hairy.

248
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,039
Back when I was at my lowest,

249
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,791
when I wasn't sure I wanted to live,

250
00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:30,759
I read a quote of his
and it stayed with me.

251
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:37,193
"Freedom is not something
anybody can be given.

252
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:40,034
Freedom is something people take,

253
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,794
and people are as free
as they want to be."

254
00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,394
You know what I want?

255
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:49,279
I want to walk outside
and look at the sky.

256
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,717
If people are as free as they want to be,

257
00:14:54,320 --> 00:15:00,032
I should be able to stroll out
those doors, look up and see sky.

258
00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,954
But I can't do that
on account of the bars.

259
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,394
'Cause I ain't free.

260
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,998
[groans] I'll take these.
What you want for 'em?

261
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:14,951
Consider it a parting gift.
Farewell, with your cranky ass. [chuckles]

262
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:24,592
Give us! Us free! Give us! Us free!

263
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,351
Whoo! [chuckles]

264
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,636
Alex. Al?

265
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,240
<i>♪ It's all here ♪</i>

266
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:50,272
<i>♪ Now, it's all here ♪</i>

267
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,750
<i>♪ Now, it's always been here ♪</i>

268
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,311
<i>♪ It's all right ♪</i>

269
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:05,910
<i>♪ Now, it's all right ♪</i>

270
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,630
<i>♪ Now, it's always been right ♪</i>

271
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,677
<i>♪ And stood here ♪</i>

272
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,150
<i>♪ All night ♪</i>

273
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:19,638
<i>♪ All night ♪</i>

274
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,800
Are you smelling the soap?

275
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:34,031
You know they got soap
on the outside, right?

276
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:35,998
I just can't believe...

277
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:39,274
[whispers] We're getting out.

278
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:42,239
[chuckles] <i>Gringuita,</i> why the hell
are you whispering?

279
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,551
[loudly] We're getting out of this place!

280
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:46,438
Doesn't it feel weird?

281
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,115
Everything you're gonna be leaving behind?

282
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,874
I'm leaving behind a musty wife beater,

283
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,553
a quarter bottle of Head & Shoulders,

284
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:55,790
and a bunch of petty bitches

285
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,156
that are the reason my elbow hurts
when I straighten it.

286
00:16:58,240 --> 00:16:59,959
[breathing deeply]

287
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,309
Out there?

288
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:05,030
I have a chance of starting a life.

289
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,515
[chuckles]

290
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:11,276
Diablo is going to go crazy
out of his mind when I tell him.

291
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:20,080
I'm gonna come right out and say it.

292
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,072
We're ending Fantasy Inmate tomorrow.

293
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,160
- [Ginger] What?
- What?

294
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,674
I'm just starting to heat up.

295
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,195
When the fuck did Alvarez become commish?

296
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,751
And why are we all pretending
this painfully Caucasian guy is Hispanic?

297
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:35,392
It is not unusual for some Latino men
to have fair pigmentation.

298
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:39,633
Martin Sheen was born
Ramón Antonio Gerardo Estevez.

299
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,359
Fucking made that name up.

300
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,750
I think we might be getting off track.

301
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,877
There was an incident with an inmate

302
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,710
discovering Fantasy materials
in an unsecure location.

303
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,511
And they were left by CO...

304
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,310
"Joel Luschek."

305
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,436
[scoffs]

306
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:59,319
I am joking, of course,
as I knew it was Joel Luschek,

307
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,959
before I read it.

308
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,194
But I was pretending to read
off the document for comedy.

309
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:06,670
[laughs mockingly]
That is bullshit and you know it.

310
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:10,117
So some crazy inmate broke into my desk?
Who was it?

311
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,475
Gloria Mendoza.

312
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:12,710
When Alvarez subdued her,

313
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,395
she was about to talk about our league
on the radio.

314
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,233
She's cooling in the SHU for now,

315
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,976
but we ought to give
Fantasy Inmate a rest.

316
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,595
He just wants to end it now
because he's in first place.

317
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:25,557
This morning, I had an old biddie
in Florida poo herself.

318
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:28,280
McCullough can vouch.
Where does that put me?

319
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:33,399
Two points from that would put you in...

320
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,436
Yeah, last place.

321
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:41,911
Again, I knew she was in last place
before I said it,

322
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:47,997
but I looked down and I pretended
to read it off of the document for comedy.

323
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,878
All right. End of meeting.
Everybody back to work.

324
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:56,989
A reminder to have all of your
point submissions in by tomorrow evening.

325
00:18:57,080 --> 00:19:00,039
The winner will be announced
via text message.

326
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:03,915
[chuckles]

327
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,633
There better be some massive collisions

328
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,791
or a high-speed ball
to the face during the game.

329
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:13,992
That's our last chance to catch up
to Moneyball over there.

330
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,240
Hey, Hopper.

331
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,751
Are we canceling the kickball game
now there's no more Fantasy Inmate?

332
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:26,072
Oh, no, it'll, uh, give the other guys
a chance to catch up with the standings.

333
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,839
We're gonna be outnumbered
out there, 20-1.

334
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,719
[chuckles] You got nothing to worry about.

335
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:36,430
Just gonna be a little roughhousing.
But nothing serious.

336
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,679
This place is fucked.

337
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,034
Why do we even do Fantasy Inmate?
It's horrible.

338
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,432
Let me ask you a question, McCullough.

339
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,354
Have you ever heard about us
having a riot down here at Max?

340
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,357
You ever heard of any inmates
injuring the guards?

341
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:55,715
Attacking the guards?

342
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,270
Can you think of one major incident?

343
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,795
Are you gonna make me come out and say it?

344
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,432
That's why we do Fantasy Inmate.

345
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,550
To keep them swinging at each other.

346
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,518
Because when they're swinging
at each other,

347
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:13,750
they're not looking at us.

348
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:20,669
[chuckles] Let's not forget
who the bad guys are.

349
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,477
[people in court gasp]

350
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,394
I'm showing you these photos
not to disturb you,

351
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,914
though they are disturbing.

352
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,920
I'm showing them to you

353
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,311
so that you won't forget
the seriousness of the crime.

354
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:44,998
So that you won't get hung up
on a nickname or a sad childhood story

355
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:49,592
when you think about
how multiple witnesses saw Tasha Jefferson

356
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:53,037
angrily shove a gun into this man's face,

357
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:54,876
threatening to kill him.

358
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:56,720
Moments later...

359
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,953
a brutal gunshot wound.

360
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,674
A gunshot wound that Dr. Styvver,

361
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,480
a medical examiner
with decades of experience,

362
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:11,349
confirms as Desi Piscatella's
cause of death.

363
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,310
Ladies and gentlemen,

364
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,632
defense counsel was wrong to say
you have a choice here.

365
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:22,116
The law is very clear on this point.

366
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:29,231
If the evidence shows that Jefferson
fired the gun that killed Desi Piscatella,

367
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,192
you must find her guilty.

368
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:38,993
Back in the group home,

369
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,559
we used to play this game
called Guess That Shit.

370
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,117
It's where you're not allowed
to say nothing,

371
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:48,278
but people gotta guess
what you pretending to be

372
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:50,192
from the way you pretending it.

373
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:56,237
[sighs] When I got older, I found out
white people call it charades.

374
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,437
But we called it Guess That Shit,
because I act it out and you...

375
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:01,556
Guess that shit.

376
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:02,710
Exactly.

377
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:10,240
So I'm sitting in there
and I'm watching this prosecutor lady,

378
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:15,156
and it feel like
she playin' that same game.

379
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:20,392
Like I'm watching her mouth move,
but ain't shit coming out.

380
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,830
And people nodding, man.

381
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,515
They nodding like they understand her.

382
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,232
I forgot to tell you.

383
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,358
Two of the girls
who were filing suit against MCC

384
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,437
say they were doing it because of you.

385
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:42,116
I'm gonna ask the reporter
to put it in the article.

386
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,070
If this...

387
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,711
[breathes deeply]

388
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,314
If this don't go my way,

389
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,871
I ain't going back to Litchfield.

390
00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:00,194
I ain't spending
the rest of my life in there.

391
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:04,672
Taystee, we shouldn't even be thinking
about that possibility.

392
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:10,199
Look, I got two options that could happen
when the jury comes back.

393
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:14,115
And I gotta think about both.
I got to prepare for both.

394
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,395
You understand that?

395
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:23,880
Mr. Caputo, it's nice
what you trying to do and all,

396
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,873
but the jury ain't gonna see some article.

397
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,997
But they did see you.

398
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:33,158
They saw you take that stand and shine.

399
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:37,874
They saw the Taystee I know,
who wouldn't hurt anybody.

400
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:38,960
No.

401
00:23:38,961 --> 00:23:41,031
Who inspired me,

402
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:44,955
'cause she wouldn't stop fighting
and scraping for justice.

403
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,396
[sobbing] No! No! No!

404
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,152
Were you paying attention?

405
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,397
There ain't no justice.

406
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,632
Not for Poussey.
[voice cracks] And not for me.

407
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,596
Then what am I doing here, Taystee?

408
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,000
What have we been doing this whole time?

409
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:09,514
Charades.

410
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,509
- [indistinct chatter]
- [snorts]

411
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,150
[Blake] Come on, Diaz.

412
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,156
What... What's up?

413
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,152
You're late for visitation.

414
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,120
Oh, shit.

415
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,035
[breathes deeply]
Yo. What's poppin', lady?

416
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,919
"What's poppin'"?
Where's my fucking apology?

417
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:54,911
You had me waiting in that smelly-ass
waiting room for an extra 20 minutes.

418
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,640
- Little kids farting around me and shit.
- [chuckling]

419
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,279
Like I don't smell enough farts.

420
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:00,714
I'm sorry.

421
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,993
- That was funny.
- I wanted to tell you...

422
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,876
- I was just saying it was funny.
- I came up here to...

423
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,394
[sighs]

424
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,278
You know what? What? Go ahead.

425
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,316
No, I was just saying it was funny,

426
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,517
what you said about the kids
farting and shit.

427
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,398
Will you just shut the fuck up and listen?

428
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,639
- God.
- [sighs]

429
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,837
I came to tell you

430
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:29,630
that the shit's good with the Nutri Herbal
situation we got going on.

431
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,153
With the shit we bringin' in,

432
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,959
I should be able to get the kids back
in a couple of months.

433
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:41,431
Dope. I love kids.

434
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:44,075
What the hell are you talking about?
Nobody loves kids.

435
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:47,232
I just don't want them
in that moldy-ass foster home.

436
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:50,798
Yo, I was watching this Channel 7
news report

437
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,440
about how mold could be the silent...

438
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:56,560
killer.

439
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,256
- Everything good over there?
- [stutters] Yeah. Everything's good.

440
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,736
- Everything's all right.
- [Daya] Yeah.

441
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,240
[Aleida chuckles] It's all good.

442
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,992
Yeah, we're good.

443
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,597
- I forgot what we was talking about.
- [sighs]

444
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:22,237
I was asking you how you was doing.

445
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:28,271
Shit, you know. I'm always good.

446
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:33,198
Yeah, well, that hasn't always
been the case exactly with you.

447
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,838
You look pretty tired.

448
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,196
I just got a bunch of shit goin' on.

449
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:43,271
Yeah, then maybe you should go
and get some rest then.

450
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:44,794
I'll talk to you another day.

451
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,636
Right.

452
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,389
I'm gonna go get some rest.

453
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:01,956
Bye, Mom.

454
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:04,916
Yeah.

455
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:25,736
[operator]..<i>.is attempting
to contact you.</i>

456
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:29,197
<i>- To accept this call, please press one.</i>
- [cell phone beeps]

457
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,634
Baby.

458
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,394
[in Spanish]

459
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,190
Uh-huh.

460
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,156
[in English]
No, are you actually sitting down?

461
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,240
No.

462
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,360
[in Spanish]

463
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,839
[in English] No. Actually,
I got my period this morning.

464
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:08,399
[in Spanish]

465
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,400
[in English] Anal?

466
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,312
You know I've always wanted to try...

467
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,120
[in Spanish]

468
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,159
[in English] <i>No.</i>

469
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,355
I'm getting out.

470
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,397
[in Spanish]

471
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,720
[in English] You have to
pick me up tomorrow.

472
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,555
Diablo?

473
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,312
[in Spanish]

474
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,114
[laughing]

475
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,159
[urinating]

476
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,674
- I know I've been MIA...
- [yelps]

477
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,776
...and you hate when people bother you
when you're on the toilet,

478
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,554
but I promise you'll think
this was worth it.

479
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,600
I can't come in for obvious reasons,

480
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:05,111
so you're gonna have to have
your mind blown from here.

481
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,793
I have something I need to tell you.

482
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:11,511
But hang on so you can finish peeing
and I can show you this.

483
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:15,750
I know it's not a lot,

484
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,176
and we still have to find a way
to grind them,

485
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,839
but this is real coffee.

486
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,151
Not that instant shit from commissary.

487
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,515
I think they might even be single origin.

488
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,713
I'm getting out of prison tomorrow.

489
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:34,999
[stutters] What are you talking about?

490
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:36,080
[flushes]

491
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,136
I thought that when they came
to pick me up this morning,

492
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,720
Badison might have given me extra time,

493
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,360
but it turns out I got early release.

494
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:45,715
When?

495
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,194
Tomorrow.

496
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,400
Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right.
You said that.

497
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,479
- That's great.
- Is it?

498
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,399
I thought we were gonna have
five more months together.

499
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:10,038
I thought that we were gonna get
prison married,

500
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,074
with all of our friends.

501
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,838
And have a honeymoon in a utility closet
or something.

502
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,397
So now we'll get real world married,

503
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,272
and we'll have a honeymoon
in Fiji or Iceland,

504
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,194
or somewhere else
we can have a miserable time.

505
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:28,714
Like normal people.

506
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,359
I hate normal people.

507
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,958
Think about it. You'll get to pee alone
with no one bothering you.

508
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,599
And you're not gonna...

509
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,350
You're not gonna need these.

510
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,678
You're gonna be able to drink
all the single-origin coffee you want.

511
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,111
You'll be able to pee alone

512
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:50,396
and drink single origin coffee
at the same time if you want.

513
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:52,993
I know I should be happy.

514
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,994
But I'm scared.

515
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:04,114
I don't wanna leave you.

516
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:07,432
Trust me. This is a good thing.

517
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,557
You're getting out of prison.

518
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,479
Now fucking hug me already.

519
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,551
Don't fuck it up like I did.

520
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,670
<i>Bésame mucho, mami.</i>

521
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,355
Don't give me that shit right now.
I'm not in the mood.

522
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,400
What's up?

523
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,955
I went up to the prison today
to visit Daya.

524
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,632
And she was all giggly and laughing
and shit.

525
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:43,154
That sounds good.

526
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,272
But then she got all sleepy.

527
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,272
Isn't Daya always sleepy?

528
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,716
[stutters] You remember Snuffleupagus
from <i>Sesame Street?</i>

529
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,712
Shut the fuck up and let me finish.

530
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,600
She fell asleep
in the middle of us talking.

531
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,153
And her eyes was all fucked up.

532
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:03,760
She was high.

533
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,593
- Oh.
- Oh?

534
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,920
My daughter's a fucking junkie
and all you got to say is, "Oh?"

535
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:18,835
What do you want me to say?

536
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,631
You knew she was getting high, didn't you?

537
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,953
Coming in here all <i>"bésame mucho,"</i>

538
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,874
while my daughter's pouring fucking heroin
down her throat!

539
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,713
I thought you knew.

540
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:36,033
[stutters] We're bringing heroin
into the prison and giving it to her.

541
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,840
To distribute! To other people!

542
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,910
A Latin mother would never sell drugs
to her own kids!

543
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,198
Okay. I... I'm sorry,
I'm still learning the culture.

544
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,513
- [scoffs]
- Hey, hey, hey. Listen to me.

545
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,751
We don't have to keep doing this.

546
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,400
It's... It's not like
it's some big operation.

547
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,631
It's just me walking through security
with a tub.

548
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:04,800
I got inmates threatening me.
I mean, it's a dirty, illegal operation

549
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,230
that could end really badly.

550
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:09,590
Let's just stop.

551
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,317
[scoffs] And then what?

552
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,680
I don't get my kids back and somebody else
brings drugs in there

553
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,080
for her to get high.

554
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,200
[sighs]

555
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,518
What are you saying?

556
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,037
I'm saying I want my kids back.

557
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,671
I still got a chance to save them.

558
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,034
<i>♪ "This night is cold," he said ♪</i>

559
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:53,040
<i>♪ As he turned from the dark ♪</i>

560
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:57,114
<i>♪ And moved towards the amber light
That glowed ahead ♪</i>

561
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,520
<i>♪ "I'll come along," she spoke ♪</i>

562
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:09,271
<i>♪ Her eyes remaining on the snow ♪</i>

563
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:13,713
<i>♪ That collected softly in her palm ♪</i>

564
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,029
[buzzer sounds]

565
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,992
[indistinct chatter]

566
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:24,875
Hi.

567
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,072
[Lorna] I also have a very narrow pelvis.

568
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:32,040
And that's why
I never had sex with a black guy.

569
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:35,113
You would be surprised
what the human body can accommodate.

570
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:40,273
Hey, uh, Lorna. Sorry to interrupt.
Can I talk to you for a second, alone?

571
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,996
Anything you have to say to her,
you can say in front of me.

572
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,275
And that is my impression
of my first husband.

573
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,360
[both laugh]

574
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,633
[Lorna] Oh, my goodness. So funny.

575
00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:54,837
You never know what you're gonna get
with this one.

576
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,718
I mean, she's a real wildcard.

577
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:57,995
[Nicky] Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

578
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:01,960
So, uh, I got a message
last night from this book,

579
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,238
and something fucking bonkers
is gonna happen today.

580
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:09,200
No kidding. I've been up all night
practicing my fake labor pains.

581
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,158
You want to see it? Okay. Ready?

582
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:14,711
[imitates groaning]

583
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:18,231
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuckity, fuck, fuck. Fuck.

584
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:20,357
[fake groaning] Fuck.

585
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,955
You know this is basically
just your O face, right?

586
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,954
Trust me, doll. I've seen it enough times.
It's seared into my cerebellum.

587
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,635
But this ain't kickball related. Come on.

588
00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:31,916
We need to get some supplies.

589
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,469
It's our last day together.

590
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:40,639
What could be more important
than some TLC? Some QT?

591
00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,996
STFUP.

592
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,031
Oh. P is for Piper.

593
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:48,634
Okay, look. Trust me.

594
00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:50,600
This is way better than coffee beans,
all right?

595
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,434
We got to be quiet because

596
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:55,160
I don't want spend your last day here
in Ad Seg.

597
00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:57,152
We're supposed to be going to the salon.

598
00:35:57,240 --> 00:36:00,119
- Oh, but we're not.
- No. We're not.

599
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,793
[Hellman] <i>♪ Love the way the booty go ♪</i>

600
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,678
[Hellman whistling]

601
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,952
<i>♪ Love the way the booty go ♪</i>

602
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,679
[Piper] What is he doing?

603
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,233
I think he's singing the "Thong Song,"

604
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,437
but only one line of it
over and over again.

605
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:16,160
[Piper] But why?

606
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:20,234
Well, uh, either he really likes
pop singles from the early 2000s

607
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:21,800
or he really likes booty.

608
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,553
My money is on the booty.

609
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,438
Nicky! Oh!

610
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,520
Surprise!

611
00:36:26,521 --> 00:36:30,355
I can't believe you were gonna ditch
us poor losers without saying goodbye.

612
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:36,150
Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Lorna!

613
00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:38,310
You're so pregnant.

614
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,392
[Lorna] Seven months! I think it's a boy.

615
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:44,030
I've been craving salt,
and my hair is very lustrous. Feel.

616
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:45,952
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

617
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,440
Oh, Chapman.

618
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,513
Now this could be the last time
you feel my hair.

619
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,000
I'm gonna miss you.

620
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,276
- [both crying]
- [Luschek clapping]

621
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,877
All right, then. You got 20 minutes.

622
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:06,514
Oh, uh, congratulations.
I'm happy for you both.

623
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,632
I cannot believe that you did all of this.

624
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:14,560
Like you would have let me live it down
if we didn't get prison married.

625
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,159
Shall we proceed?

626
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,474
<i>Tempus fugit.</i>

627
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:26,359
[exhales sharply]

628
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:27,794
[in funny voice] Marriage...

629
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,759
- [Lorna chuckles]
- No, I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.

630
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,991
Um, yeah.

631
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:38,118
We are gathered here today
to celebrate the...

632
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:39,873
Oh, oh, no, no. Wait, wait! Sorry.

633
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:41,394
You got to guess what I have.

634
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,437
It's tucked inside my titties.

635
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,716
It's old, new, borrowed and blue.

636
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,678
[gasps] Luschek's testicles.

637
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,240
No, those aren't new.

638
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:50,320
Ah.

639
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,598
Okay, so it is an old toothbrush

640
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,592
that is a new shiv

641
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:59,640
that I borrowed from Adeola,
[in sing-song] that happens to be blue.

642
00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,393
Why don't you just give that to me?

643
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,393
I do not want this thing
anywhere near the fetus.

644
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,358
- [Lorna] Hmm.
- [Nicky] Now, where were we?

645
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:07,954
[Nicky clears throat]

646
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,793
We are gathered here today,

647
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,038
standing under this janky wedding awning,

648
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:20,392
because you two crazy kids
want to get married.

649
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:24,269
In the confines of this shithole,

650
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:29,037
somehow, you two managed
to find each other again,

651
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:30,594
to forgive each other,

652
00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:34,118
to love each other.

653
00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:40,439
And I am honored just to be a part of it,

654
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:44,480
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, amen.

655
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,909
So now, maybe it's time for the vows?

656
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,514
Or hugs?

657
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:50,954
[clears throat]

658
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,720
- Okay. Piper...
- You wrote vows?

659
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,757
Hang on. It's just because
I'm not good at this.

660
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,674
And I didn't want to, like,
ruin the surprise.

661
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:00,760
Okay.

662
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,155
It's hard to know what promise
I can make to you

663
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:09,834
that won't sound like a bunch of clichés
that people say at weddings.

664
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:14,560
So, I wanted to make a promise
that fits us,

665
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,474
considering the distance
that we covered to get here

666
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:22,032
and how far we'll have to go
before we can be together again.

667
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,075
But to do that,

668
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:28,040
I have to talk about something
that's uncomfortable to bring up.

669
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:32,433
There was a time when I hurt you.

670
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:37,152
And I did something unforgivable.

671
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,992
And I don't think that I can express,
in words,

672
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:47,597
the guilt and regret that I feel

673
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:51,435
for having done that, um, to you,

674
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,992
the person that I care about most.

675
00:39:55,640 --> 00:40:00,874
So, my promise is
to make it up to you every day.

676
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,432
In small, quiet ways.

677
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,792
For the rest of our life together.

678
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,280
[Nicky] Hey, hey, hey.

679
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:18,080
I didn't say you could kiss the bride yet.

680
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:22,040
[sobbing] No, no, no.
Let them kiss, you monster.

681
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,758
Okay. So is it my... It's my turn?

682
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,480
The floor is yours.

683
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:31,076
I really wish I'd had some time
to prepare. This is so unfair.

684
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:32,879
[chuckles]

685
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,794
When I was a little girl,
I used to think...

686
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:40,875
- Nope. No. No, no. Okay. Here we go.
- [Alex chuckles]

687
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,400
Okay.

688
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:44,714
Life comes in moments...

689
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,800
Al, I don't even know what that means.

690
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:51,356
- It's fine. Just... Okay. It's me, right?
- Mmm-hmm.

691
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:55,320
So, what do you want to say to me?

692
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:02,752
I want you to promise me

693
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:06,552
that you'll get out of here.

694
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,592
I need you.

695
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,158
You're my partner.

696
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:17,320
Get out of here
as soon as you possibly can

697
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,119
so that I can be with you.

698
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:23,596
Do you promise me that you'll do that?

699
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:26,960
I will. [sighs]

700
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:32,600
Though that's not really a vow.
[chuckles] It's more of a demand.

701
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:36,880
Okay.

702
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,798
Then my vow is to wait for you.

703
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:47,835
[Nicky] Wait, wait, wait.

704
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:52,278
Don't kiss again yet. Lorna, the rings.

705
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:53,360
[gasps]

706
00:41:53,361 --> 00:41:55,511
Oh, shit, yo.

707
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:59,435
Yo. Is this a wedding? Mazel tov!

708
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:02,752
Our little Chapman is getting sprung
from this joint today,

709
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:06,470
so we thought we'd do something special.

710
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,313
How about that?

711
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:12,394
Damn. You gonna be out
walking around and shit.

712
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:13,630
How do you feel?

713
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,433
I don't know how I feel.

714
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:17,760
I feel weird.

715
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:21,638
I keep thinking about everything
I'm gonna be missing out on.

716
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,480
How stupid is that?

717
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:26,994
Pretty fuckin' stupid.

718
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,959
- [Black Cindy and Flaca cheer]
- [Piper] Whoo!

719
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,509
Oh, congratulations.

720
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,479
- All right.
- Oh, my bad. My bad. Go ahead. I'm sorry.

721
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:39,031
- Uh, shall we exchange the rings?
- [clears throat] Yeah.

722
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:43,359
Alex, place this ring
at the tip of Piper's finger.

723
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,440
[Piper gasps]

724
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:48,598
[Nicky] Do you, Piper, accept
this key ring from Luschek's key chain

725
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,797
he was using to hold
a Duane Reade savings card

726
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:54,550
as a token of Alex's eternal appreciation
and love?

727
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:56,356
I do.

728
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,160
Then, Alex,
please slide that fucker on there.

729
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,071
- A-ha.
- [gasps]

730
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,800
Thank you. [smacks lips]

731
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:09,750
[Nicky] Piper, will you place this ring
at the tip of Alex's finger?

732
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:14,753
Do you, Alex, accept
this contraband paperclip

733
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,833
we found in the law library
in a book about the landmark case

734
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,310
<i>Bottoms v. Bottoms,</i>
which sounds fascinating,

735
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:26,840
as a token of Piper's eternal appreciation
and love?

736
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:28,240
I do.

737
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,358
Well, then slide that fucker on there.

738
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:36,435
And now, by the power vested in me
by some website I forget the name of,

739
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,716
and the Federal Department of Corrections,

740
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,269
I now pronounce you prison married.

741
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,829
- And you may kiss the bride.
- [crying]

742
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,276
And you may kiss the bride.

743
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:49,114
[Lorna laughing and crying]

744
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,634
[Lorna] Oh, honey.

745
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:53,030
- Red would've loved this.
- I know, kid.

746
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,635
- I wish she could be here.
- Me, too.

747
00:43:56,840 --> 00:44:01,710
But you cannot be in two places at once,
now can ya?

748
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:05,510
At least that's what my middle son's dad
used to always say

749
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,034
when he wasn't...

750
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,456
- [imitates drinking]
- [inmate 1] Shut the fuck up, Cathy!

751
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:12,838
- Drinking himself into forever sleep.
- [inmate 1] Quiet, bitch!

752
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,714
[Cathy] You are listening to WSHU,

753
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:19,834
solitary's finest radio broadcast.

754
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:26,637
Sounds like the people have spoken.
You might wanna zip it.

755
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:27,949
Uh...

756
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,269
Attagirl.

757
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:31,634
[inmate 2] Thank fucking God.

758
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:42,720
Hey.

759
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,434
So, how was your day?

760
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:50,754
Okay, so you can hear me?

761
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:56,033
Okay, listen.
Uh, I hate that you're in here.

762
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,714
I hate that I'm in here.
I fucking miss camp.

763
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:02,910
It sucks stubble-covered itchy balls here.

764
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:06,560
I want to go back to when people
didn't give a shit about what I did.

765
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:08,794
[chuckles] Teaching electrical.

766
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,393
Rolling jays on the outdoor tables.

767
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:15,275
This... This place is harsh.

768
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,158
Now I'm exercising all the time...

769
00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:20,118
[Gloria] Boo-fucking-hoo.

770
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,673
You think it's hard for you in here?

771
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,399
Playing games.
Having girls shiv each other.

772
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,279
How many points did you get
when I got dragged into SHU?

773
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:36,794
I actually don't have you.

774
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:43,117
Also, I'd appreciate it
if you didn't tell anyone about...

775
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:46,796
Who the fuck am I gonna tell
in here, Luschek?

776
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:54,156
I can't believe that I thought
that you would do something.

777
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:59,958
There's gonna be a bloodbath out there
and it's all on you.

778
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,032
[scoffs] A bloodbath? Come on.

779
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,316
It's gonna be some hair pulling.
A few fights.

780
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:05,834
Don't play stupid.

781
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,435
You probably brought in
the fucking razor blades.

782
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:16,513
[stutters] I don't know anything about
people bringing weapons...

783
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:17,829
Well, now you know.

784
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,113
But you still not gonna do nothing, right?

785
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,000
[Gloria] Uh-huh.

786
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,756
That's what I thought.

787
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,990
Get your fucking face away from here.

788
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,714
[bangs on door]

789
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,996
I don't wanna fucking see it no more.

790
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:56,560
[sighs]

791
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:01,790
[Red] You know,
he did get one thing right.

792
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:07,915
Yeah?

793
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:10,560
What's that, Red?

794
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:14,276
This place sucks balls.

795
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:17,239
[breathes deeply] You think?

796
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,835
Camp was 20 times better.

797
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:24,517
Even with you burning rice in the kitchen.

798
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,080
[chuckles]

799
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,037
[both chuckle]

800
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,235
<i>♪ Hollow one ♪</i>

801
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,274
<i>♪ With inverted tongue ♪</i>

802
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:42,159
Come on. It's time.

803
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:46,837
<i>♪ From whence does fulfillment come? ♪</i>

804
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:52,393
<i>♪ When I expel ♪</i>

805
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:56,920
<i>♪ From this mortal shell ♪</i>

806
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:03,435
<i>♪ Will I die for living numb? ♪</i>

807
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:09,949
<i>♪ Am I vital ♪</i>

808
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,911
<i>♪ If my heart is idle? ♪</i>

809
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:20,995
<i>♪ Am I doomed? ♪</i>

810
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,754
<i>♪ I feel you ♪</i>

811
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:30,710
<i>♪ But nobody else ♪</i>

812
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:34,075
How are you? You okay?

813
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:38,833
Look at me.
We need to stay positive, okay?

814
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:43,640
<i>♪ Yet you say nothing ♪</i>

815
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:48,872
<i>♪ Of the stoic suffering ♪</i>

816
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:53,876
<i>♪ That stirs lukewarm in me ♪</i>

817
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:02,680
[Judge Franklin] Please be seated.

818
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:09,276
I've been informed
that the jury has reached a verdict.

819
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,795
Let's have the jury return.

820
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:14,113
[bailiff] All rise for the jury.

821
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:17,477
<i>♪ I feel the peeling ♪</i>

822
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:22,356
<i>♪ Of half-painted ceilings ♪</i>

823
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:28,670
<i>♪ Reveal the covering of a blank sky ♪</i>

824
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:34,671
<i>♪ Am I vital... ♪</i>

825
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:36,194
Please be seated.

826
00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:41,393
Let the record reflect,
all jurors present,

827
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,472
all attorneys present.

828
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:46,553
Will the defendant and counsel
please rise?

829
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:54,559
Madam Foreperson,
has the jury reached a verdict?

830
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,199
Yes, we have, Your Honor.

831
00:49:56,280 --> 00:50:01,230
As to charge of murder in
the second degree, what is your verdict?

832
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:06,160
[foreperson] We the jury,
find the defendant, Tasha Jefferson...

833
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:16,354
[crying inaudibly]

834
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,591
- [people in court react inaudibly]
- [gavel banging]

835
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:26,792
- [continues crying inaudibly]
- [handcuffs click]

836
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:36,520
[Caputo] Hey!

837
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:39,155
Hey!

838
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:42,670
Hey!

839
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:47,755
- What do you want?
- I know what you did.

840
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:51,356
I know you lied,
and that girl went down for your shit!

841
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:53,280
You think I'm gonna
let you get away with that?

842
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:54,640
Fuck you.

843
00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:57,394
- [Herrmann grunts]
- [Caputo groaning]

844
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:08,671
Prison weddings are so much better
than regular weddings

845
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,195
'cause our lives are sadder.
We need it more.

846
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,839
When Vinnie and me got married,

847
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:14,673
I maybe went a whole week before

848
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:16,996
I remembered I was in here
against my will.

849
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:22,474
You do realize that the wedding you just
attended was a C-Block wedding, right?

850
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:24,000
No, it wasn't.

851
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:25,309
Yes, it was.

852
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:28,074
Piper and Alex are C-Block.

853
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,277
Yeah, but they didn't choose to be.

854
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:34,479
Right. Right, right, right.
Just like everyone else in C-Block.

855
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:38,076
I mean, just like you and me
didn't choose to be D-Block.

856
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:41,630
But what is your point?

857
00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:45,191
'Cause I feel like you're saying words
to confuse me right now.

858
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:49,069
My point is that it is stupid
to go to war with people

859
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:52,597
just because of whatever fucking
cell block they randomly got assigned to,

860
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,876
or the stupid fucking color
that they wear.

861
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:58,556
Well... But they're trying to attack us.

862
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,155
Nicky, we have to fight back.
We're in danger.

863
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:07,274
But what if they're just attacking us
because they think we're attacking them?

864
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:09,715
Oh, my God.

865
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:14,919
Oh, my God.

866
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:17,757
No. We can't go out there, Nicky.

867
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,758
Jesus fucking Christ, thank you!

868
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:21,399
I was worried for a minute there,

869
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,296
- but I knew a wedding could turn you.
- [buzzer sounds]

870
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:25,516
- [Stefanovic] D-Block!
- Shit.

871
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:40,392
- Where are we going?
- Away from them.

872
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:42,496
[Ginger] You got one minute, Chapman.

873
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:44,200
You have Cal's cell and my parents' phone.

874
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:46,875
Make sure you put this on your call list
as soon as you can.

875
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:49,191
No, I'm not gonna wait to talk to you.

876
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,749
I'll get my hands on one of
the cell phones floating around.

877
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:54,594
No. No, Alex, you're not gonna do that.

878
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:57,115
If you do that, you'll get shots,
which means extra time,

879
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:01,991
which means it's gonna be even longer
before I can touch you again.

880
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:06,199
All right, ladies and garbage!
Line up for kickball!

881
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,192
I heard him use that line before.

882
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:10,838
Maybe it's like a catchphrase.

883
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:14,197
Yo, Captain. You coming to the field?

884
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,635
No. I'm getting out.

885
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:19,869
I see you.

886
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:21,456
- Shit, congrats.
- Can I get your conditioner?

887
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:24,917
No. I bequeath all of my belongings
to my next of kin.

888
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:31,230
Damn. After all that,
can't believe you're gonna miss kickball.

889
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,312
[scoffs] It's probably for the best.

890
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:38,760
- [Alex groans]
- What the fuck, Badison?

891
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:41,554
[whispering] Carol says
she wants another soldier on the field,

892
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:45,077
- so get in line and get ready to use this.
- [Alex scoffs]

893
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:51,478
Happy release day, Gapman!

894
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:53,176
I would've got you something,

895
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:56,398
[chuckles] but, uh, you're a stupid bitch
who I never liked.

896
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:58,230
[Ginger] Chapman, time's up!

897
00:53:58,320 --> 00:53:59,320
What was that?

898
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:00,800
- Don't worry about it.
- About what?

899
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:03,759
Chapman, do you want to leave
this place or not? Let's go!

900
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:09,599
Okay, I love you and I'm gonna miss
that worried look on your face,

901
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:13,799
but right now, I need you to trust that
you do not need to worry about me.

902
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:16,440
Chapman, I am happy to tell
the parole board

903
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,876
- that you resisted orders.
- I trust you.

904
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:21,839
- I love you.
- Going once...

905
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:25,078
- Going twice...
- Coming!

906
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:27,800
Fuck!

907
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,869
All right. File out.

908
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,835
Psst. <i>Gringuita,</i> you still ain't realized?

909
00:54:56,240 --> 00:54:57,833
This is the best day of your life.

910
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:15,079
How you holding up, kid?

911
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:17,834
[sighs] With all the running
and the hiding in the small spaces,

912
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:20,077
Little Carmine's going crazy.

913
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:21,753
- Carmine, huh?
- Yeah.

914
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:23,872
Tell Carmine to chill.

915
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:26,634
We're hangin' tight. It's all good.

916
00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:28,469
- All good.
- [thud]

917
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,355
[whispers] Be cool.

918
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:48,713
[clatters]

919
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:52,154
- [whispers] I'm so sorry.
- [Annalisa] Who's there?

920
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:54,470
Don't go.

921
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:00,793
[Nicky] Hey, Annalisa!

922
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:02,155
Fancy meeting you here.

923
00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:04,080
Ain't you supposed to be
on the kickball field?

924
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:06,633
Picking up a weapon I stashed.

925
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:08,776
What the fuck were you doing in there?

926
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:11,759
Would you believe I was doing
the exact same thing?

927
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:13,638
I mean, great minds, huh?

928
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:17,158
I'm sick of your shit, Nichols.

929
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:21,115
If you were picking up a weapon,
where the fuck is it?

930
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:24,192
You wanna see a proof of purchase?

931
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:32,989
We should get going.

932
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:34,878
Oh, yeah, big time.

933
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:37,077
You wouldn't wanna be tardy
to the murdering.

934
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:38,514
Hurry up, let's go.

935
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:49,351
Fuck! No, no, no. Baby, not now!

936
00:56:51,720 --> 00:56:53,439
[groaning]

937
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:11,599
What took you so long?

938
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:19,750
[sniffs]

939
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:24,513
It's clean. There's no reason
it wouldn't be clean.

940
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,198
Everything go smoothly on your end?

941
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:32,073
My girls are primed. Yours?

942
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:36,356
They're soldiers.
They'll do what they're trained to do.

943
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:38,309
Meaning?

944
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:41,871
Meaning, in a few minutes,
when the carnage starts,

945
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:44,520
there'll be a shit ton
of Florida kickball fans

946
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:47,752
getting rushed from the bleachers
back to their cell block.

947
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:49,832
And when they come down this hall,

948
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:52,594
we're gonna slide
right into B-Block with 'em.

949
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:55,275
Do what we should've done 25 years ago.

950
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:57,389
I hope that thing's sharp.

951
00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:02,279
Sharp enough to slice that octopus tattoo
right off Frieda's neck.

952
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:03,555
[both laugh]

953
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:05,996
Good. You know, and if it's not...

954
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:11,840
I brought extra. [chuckles]

955
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:12,956
Yeah.

956
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:15,616
[Suzanne] Even though
I couldn't figure out

957
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:16,869
if Taystee was mad at me,

958
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:20,032
but I don't think she is,
because if she were mad at me,

959
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:22,919
I would know,
because we're basically 16th cousins...

960
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,720
- [Pennsatucky] Yo, Suzanne...
- It worked.

961
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:27,439
[chuckles]

962
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:28,520
[Pennsatucky] What the...

963
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:31,559
Suzanne, we're lining up for kickball.
Let's go.

964
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:35,156
Oh. Someone tried to murder Frieda,
so we're staying in.

965
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:37,670
- Safety first.
- It's the championships.

966
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:39,831
How will we win without our best player?

967
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:42,719
I don't know. I guess you'll lose?

968
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,757
[scoffs] Come on, we're going outside.

969
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:46,616
We finally get to go outside
and look at the clouds

970
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:48,040
and the trees and all that shit.

971
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:51,318
I want to go outside and see that stuff,

972
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:54,154
but I can't go.

973
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:55,435
[Pennsatucky] Why not?

974
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:58,991
I just can't. Nothing I can do about it.

975
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:01,160
[smacks lips]

976
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:04,391
Suzanne, you should go.

977
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:07,473
You don't have to be stuck in here
with me.

978
00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:10,111
Go outside and look at the sky.

979
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,600
Mmm.

980
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:16,670
- Are you gonna go, too?
- [chuckles]

981
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:20,674
We could bodyguard you from there.

982
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:23,878
Shit, yeah! There's gonna be
all these old bitches from Florida.

983
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:25,838
They'll be spectating.
Come watch with them.

984
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:28,992
Nah, kid. That's all you.

985
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:32,959
I'm an old dog. Can't change my ways.

986
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:34,793
That's how I stay safe.

987
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:36,280
Well, then, I'm not going either.

988
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:39,159
No. You're going outside.

989
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:41,550
No, I am not going to leave you, Frieda.

990
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:45,071
I am your friend,

991
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:48,278
and friends aren't supposed to do that
to each other.

992
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:53,113
Go. I'm not your friend.

993
00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:58,280
What?

994
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:01,198
No, she didn't mean that.

995
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:02,873
You didn't fucking mean that.

996
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:05,919
And you better fucking tell her
you didn't mean that. Tell her.

997
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:09,471
Suzanne, sometimes people
pretend to be your friend

998
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:11,756
when they're not your friend.
To get things.

999
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:16,076
You aren't pretending. You are my friend.

1000
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:17,992
I'm not your friend.

1001
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:20,470
I've been using you for survival.

1002
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:25,672
That's what I do.
It's what I've always done.

1003
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:28,994
That's how I like it.

1004
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:56,277
Yo, check it out.

1005
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:25,391
- [cawing]
- [gasps]

1006
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:28,536
I can't believe I really hit it!

1007
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:30,153
What the fuck is wrong with you?

1008
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:31,993
What? I was just trying
to clear the field.

1009
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:34,394
[Maria] <i>Ay, mami.</i>

1010
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:38,315
Are you okay, <i>mami?</i> [winces] You okay?

1011
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:48,920
Yeah.

1012
01:01:48,921 --> 01:01:50,434
Yo, here they come!

1013
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:02,119
Chill. Not yet.

1014
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:07,993
Damn, it is kinda idyllic
out on this bitch, though.

1015
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:11,479
Eyes on the fucking prize, ladies.

1016
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:21,037
Why's everyone so fuckin' tight?

1017
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:24,235
This outside shit
ain't gonna last forever.

1018
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:27,279
And they'll be sad when it's done.
'Cause I sure fuckin' was.

1019
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:31,149
Well, maybe they're
a bunch of fuckin' dummies.

1020
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:35,673
That's right, Suzanne.
Maybe they are a bunch of fuckin' dummies.

1021
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:58,353
Nah, this ain't me.

1022
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:02,114
What are you doing?

1023
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:05,271
- Um, I need your help.
- You what?

1024
01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:08,595
I'm asking you
to let the captains pick new teams.

1025
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:11,400
Get back on the field, inmate.

1026
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:12,755
I can't explain it fully.

1027
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:15,912
But if you don't want this game to end
in a lot of people getting hurt,

1028
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:19,277
I need you
to let the captains pick new teams.

1029
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:21,511
- Is that a threat?
- No, no.

1030
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:23,919
I'm asking for your help.

1031
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:26,956
You think I don't remember you?

1032
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:30,072
I remember what you did to us.

1033
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:34,199
Yeah, I... I know what I did.

1034
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:37,553
I was an evil person.

1035
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:42,640
But right now, in this moment,
I'm trying to be good. Please.

1036
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:44,640
[exhales sharply]

1037
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:48,096
Everything here is trying to
keep these girls swinging at each other,

1038
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:49,315
and I just want...

1039
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:54,274
I just want to play kickball.

1040
01:03:58,520 --> 01:03:59,920
Why should I trust you?

1041
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:02,554
I don't know.

1042
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:13,679
Where's your captain? Chapman?

1043
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:17,754
- Chapman got out today.
- Oh, shit. Good for her.

1044
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:21,914
What? She's the reason we're out here.

1045
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:26,317
Looks like, uh...
[in deep voice] I'm the captain now.

1046
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:29,393
- I see you look at me. Eyelooker.
- [blows air kisses]

1047
01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:32,552
Okay, everybody, line up.
The captains have to pick new teams.

1048
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:36,080
- Oh, no, no, no. We got our teams.
- [indistinct chatter]

1049
01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:37,230
C-Block's our team!

1050
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,000
D-Block's the only team
I'm gonna play for!

1051
01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:40,190
You heard her.

1052
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:43,557
This is, uh, prison kickball policy.

1053
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:47,233
On the baseline
or everybody goes back inside.

1054
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:50,159
- [inmate] Oh, fucking bullshit!
- Captains, with me.

1055
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:58,639
[whispering] What the fuck is Ruiz doing?
Barb's gonna be pissed.

1056
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:00,677
[Nicky] Well, correct me if I'm wrong,

1057
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:03,673
but I don't see Barb out here, do you?

1058
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:05,479
That doesn't change shit.

1059
01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:07,313
Okay, you go first.

1060
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:10,438
Who, me? Oh, okay. [scoffs] I got Brock.

1061
01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:11,520
[Brock] Yeah.

1062
01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:14,359
[Maria] You, I got you.

1063
01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:16,952
[inmates gasp]

1064
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:26,277
Okay, I got Akers, Creech,
Chambal, Diamond...

1065
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:27,720
One at a time.

1066
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:34,439
You, I got you.

1067
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:37,191
[indistinct chatter]

1068
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:38,634
Yo, where's Carol at?

1069
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:42,031
I don't fucking know. Doesn't matter.
We stick to the plan.

1070
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:43,952
Mixing up teams ain't gonna do shit.

1071
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:47,193
These colors don't run.

1072
01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:54,032
[rock music playing over headphones]

1073
01:05:55,960 --> 01:06:01,194
<i>♪ I'm gonna make you rock ♪</i>

1074
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:02,280
<i>♪ Get down... ♪</i>

1075
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:03,919
No fucking way.

1076
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:07,192
- [engine sputtering]
- Come on!

1077
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:11,152
[engine revving]

1078
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:13,357
<i>♪ So get down ♪</i>

1079
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:15,955
<i>♪ I'm gonna make you rock ♪</i>

1080
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:18,712
<i>♪ I'm gonna make you rock ♪</i>

1081
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:20,234
<i>♪ Get down ♪</i>

1082
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:26,590
<i>♪ I'm gonna make you rock ♪</i>

1083
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:44,517
[indistinct chatter]

1084
01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:50,435
Oh, my, Maya!

1085
01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:52,432
I will be with you in just one moment.

1086
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:55,115
What the fuck do you think
you're doing here, huh?

1087
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:56,799
And why do you look like a POW?

1088
01:06:56,880 --> 01:07:00,430
Actually, don't answer that question
because I don't want to know.

1089
01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:03,433
I won't let you ruin this moment for me.
I have worked too hard.

1090
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:05,830
Oh, God.
Nicolette was totally right about you.

1091
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:07,991
You are textbook avoidant-attachment.

1092
01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:10,117
There's a guy at Michael Kors corporate...

1093
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:11,236
- Fig!
- Oh!

1094
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:12,959
Oh, my God! Security!

1095
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,276
Uh, Joe, this is Jason.

1096
01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:24,593
Jason, this is an early hominid male.

1097
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:28,035
Oh. So, this is Mr. Fig.

1098
01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:29,998
- Mr. Fig.
- [Jason] Hello.

1099
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:32,356
Mr. State Senate Fig. [chuckles softly]

1100
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:36,674
Where's Gavin?

1101
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:39,798
- [Fig] Okay, then. Let's go.
- [Caputo] Whoa!

1102
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:44,760
[whispering] What are you doing here?

1103
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:47,114
I don't know.

1104
01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:50,040
I knew you'd be here.

1105
01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:59,349
- Taystee, uh...
- I know.

1106
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:01,719
I saw. I'm sorry.

1107
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:04,838
Put this on your eye.

1108
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:07,116
Come on. Let's go.

1109
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:14,632
So, uh, you're hanging out
with JJason again, huh?

1110
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:17,193
That's just for show.

1111
01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:21,880
- [guests applauding]
- I'm not in there with him, am I?

1112
01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:25,195
[Linda over PA]
I'm sure I speak for everyone at PolyCon

1113
01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:28,591
when I say it has been a long road...

1114
01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:30,353
[Caputo] You're missing your event.

1115
01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:32,176
[Linda] But here we are!
[continues indistinctly]

1116
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:33,554
- [guests applauding]
- I know.

1117
01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:37,638
So, you finally bought the coat, huh?

1118
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:40,760
Shut up, Joe.

1119
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:48,199
We're back with your girl DIY Fly Flaca,

1120
01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:50,237
and your other girl...

1121
01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:54,158
Hi, everybody, it's Tova again.

1122
01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:58,671
I don't really know much
what's going on on the field,

1123
01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:01,150
but the team that's far away

1124
01:09:01,280 --> 01:09:04,273
is looking extra cute
with those jackets inside-out.

1125
01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:06,797
New winter fashion trend?

1126
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:15,989
Yo, I'm sorry. I... I can't be...

1127
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:18,470
You gotta stop this shit.

1128
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:23,072
You need to forgive yourself
for testifying against your girl.

1129
01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:25,076
You know about that?

1130
01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:26,753
Bitch, I've been knowin'.

1131
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:30,151
Ever since you wigged out
about that anonymous letter.

1132
01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:33,597
I may sound dumb,
but my dumbness is highly cultivated

1133
01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:35,478
to make me more attractive
to insecure men.

1134
01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:38,431
- So you done with me?
- Did I say that?

1135
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:40,512
[inmates shouting indistinctly]

1136
01:09:42,440 --> 01:09:46,070
Some of these girls are out there
on the field doing nothing.

1137
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:49,276
Now, I'm no expert,

1138
01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:53,195
but I have to assume
that's a big disadvantage.

1139
01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:59,752
You talking about outfielders

1140
01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:02,440
and that's their job.

1141
01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:05,399
They wait. They're waiters.

1142
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:08,917
Like they bring you salad and shit?

1143
01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:12,319
Oh, oh, oh!

1144
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:15,996
We got a runner on the base
and Adeola is up with the kick.

1145
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:18,834
You waiters out there in the outfield,

1146
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:20,070
y'all better do your jobs

1147
01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:23,392
and watch out for them pop flies
in the soup.

1148
01:10:23,480 --> 01:10:25,233
[chuckles]

1149
01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:28,074
Why you letting these bum-ass
D-Block bitches go first?

1150
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:29,616
We don't even know if they can kick.

1151
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:32,314
Because we're not here
to play fucking kickball.

1152
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:34,153
We're here to slice some bitches up.

1153
01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:36,550
The plan's still the same. Okay?

1154
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:38,040
When the next kicker's up,

1155
01:10:38,120 --> 01:10:40,576
I'll throw the shocker for Trekkies
to our girls in the outfield,

1156
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:41,920
and they'll start charging in.

1157
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,480
You guys follow their lead.

1158
01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:45,995
Vause, you handle the girls on the bench,

1159
01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:47,958
so they don't attack us from behind.

1160
01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:51,296
What the fuck are we waiting for?

1161
01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:53,471
Where's your friend? What's-her-name.

1162
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:55,592
Pregnant girl. We need her
to distract the guards.

1163
01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:57,034
I thought she was with you.

1164
01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:58,160
I say we move without her.

1165
01:10:58,720 --> 01:10:59,720
[Daddy] All right.

1166
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:01,752
[inmates cheering]

1167
01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:02,840
Where's your shiv?

1168
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:04,639
It's in my pocket.

1169
01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:06,040
I want to see it.

1170
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:07,120
[sighs]

1171
01:11:09,440 --> 01:11:12,592
Good. Here we fuckin' go.

1172
01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:20,151
All right. That's my girl, Suzanne,
headed up the plate,

1173
01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:21,880
- with two runners on.
- [Flaca] Whoo-hoo!

1174
01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:04,192
[cheering]

1175
01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:18,190
[Badison] Fuck it! Don't catch it!

1176
01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:21,478
- [grunts] I got it!
- [inmates cheering]

1177
01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:24,160
Dang.

1178
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:25,240
I got it!

1179
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:29,839
- Steal! Go! Steal! Steal!
- [indistinct shouting]

1180
01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:36,159
Come on! Come on! Give me! Give me!

1181
01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:37,435
[Flaca] Go, go, go!

1182
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:39,273
You gotta be fucking kidding me.

1183
01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:40,760
[all clamoring]

1184
01:12:43,320 --> 01:12:45,516
Run, run! Bring it home!

1185
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:47,432
Don't cheer for them. They're D-Block!

1186
01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:50,831
Why are you still fighting? Look around.

1187
01:12:50,920 --> 01:12:53,389
Nobody wants this war. Not even Carol.

1188
01:12:53,480 --> 01:12:54,960
[inmates cheering]

1189
01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:56,394
Shit. She's gonna make it.

1190
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:06,593
The black one is always the first to die.

1191
01:13:08,160 --> 01:13:11,312
Damn, I got crazy good aim! Whoo!

1192
01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:14,234
Barb's gonna kill us if we don't rush
these C-Block bitches now!

1193
01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:16,630
Barb is not here. All right?

1194
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:18,757
Let her be pissed. All right?

1195
01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:21,594
Maybe in the abstract,
D-Block has beef with C-Block,

1196
01:13:21,680 --> 01:13:24,115
but I don't have beef
with any of these girls. Do you?

1197
01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:31,234
What? We're down one-zip.

1198
01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:36,720
This is fucking weird if you ask me.

1199
01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:39,277
Something must have gone wrong out there.

1200
01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:40,396
[Barbara] Yeah?

1201
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:43,840
You think so?

1202
01:13:45,640 --> 01:13:47,836
You got something to say to me, Barb?

1203
01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:50,560
Are you threatening me, Carol?

1204
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:55,271
That depends what you got planned, Barb.
'Cause I'm here to kill Frieda.

1205
01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:56,589
Bullshit.

1206
01:13:56,680 --> 01:13:57,830
Bull-true.

1207
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:00,792
[inmates cheering]

1208
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:09,196
C-Block cheering for D-Block? Shit.
There go our Fantasy points.

1209
01:14:14,480 --> 01:14:15,800
No.

1210
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:22,677
Everybody knows you're a fucking liar.

1211
01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:25,757
Now move away from the door.

1212
01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:30,198
Call me a liar again, you two-faced bitch.

1213
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:34,638
You stole that glass of ice story from me

1214
01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:37,679
and that makes you a fucking liar,

1215
01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:39,592
and I will call you one.

1216
01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:41,592
Now move away from the goddamn door.

1217
01:14:41,680 --> 01:14:44,832
Can't do that
until you put that shiv away.

1218
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:49,919
And that glass of ice story
happened to me.

1219
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:53,118
You probably don't remember
'cause you had so much cum on the brain

1220
01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:55,840
from all the blow jobs you were giving
in the bathroom.

1221
01:14:56,440 --> 01:14:57,840
Fucking liar!

1222
01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:00,674
Barbara! Carol!
Wanna hear something funny?

1223
01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:01,989
- Sure.
- Yeah, sure.

1224
01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:03,480
See that guy over there?

1225
01:15:07,040 --> 01:15:10,192
An hour ago, when this place was packed,
I pass by his table.

1226
01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:13,432
He asks me can he have a classifieds.

1227
01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:17,753
And I'm like, first of all,
he's sitting in Tonya's section.

1228
01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:21,959
Second of all, I got five tables of my own
I got to deal with.

1229
01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:24,874
And third of all, who says it like that?

1230
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:26,553
Like, "Can I have a classifieds?"

1231
01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:30,039
But I'm trying to be a good Christian,

1232
01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:32,430
and I don't want to mess
with Tonya's tips,

1233
01:15:32,520 --> 01:15:34,591
so I go out to the sidewalk,

1234
01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:36,478
use a quarter of my own money,

1235
01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:39,232
buy this man a paper,

1236
01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:41,471
pick out the classifieds section,

1237
01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:43,870
and when I bring it to his table,
guess what he say?

1238
01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:44,879
- What?
- What?

1239
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:47,395
He say, "Well, what's this?"

1240
01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:51,116
To which I reply,
"The classifieds you asked for."

1241
01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:56,472
To which he reply,
"I asked for a glass of ice."

1242
01:15:56,560 --> 01:15:58,552
[all laughing]

1243
01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:07,629
That's a good story.

1244
01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:20,717
[grunting]

1245
01:16:47,160 --> 01:16:51,359
That's double points
for murdered and murderer.

1246
01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:55,478
You just won Fantasy Inmate.

1247
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:03,956
In your face!

1248
01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:09,200
<i>♪ Like there's no light
At the end of my tunnel ♪</i>

1249
01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:11,272
[indistinct chatter]

1250
01:17:15,480 --> 01:17:20,191
<i>♪ False dreams and promises ♪</i>

1251
01:17:20,320 --> 01:17:21,496
- [guard 1] Here you go.
- [inmate] Yeah.

1252
01:17:21,520 --> 01:17:26,356
<i>♪ How do I get through to you? ♪</i>

1253
01:17:31,440 --> 01:17:36,959
<i>♪ Tried to do the best I could ♪</i>

1254
01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:38,960
- [guard 2] Here you go.
- [guard 3] Here you go.

1255
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:47,352
<i>♪ Loved you just like a girl should ♪</i>

1256
01:17:51,160 --> 01:17:54,232
- [inmates shouting]
- [chuckling]

1257
01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:59,520
<i>♪ Somewhere ♪</i>

1258
01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:05,275
Ooh, ooh!
Oh, we got one runner on the base!

1259
01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:07,955
[Flaca over radio] <i>Speaking of games,
this reminds me of Eric,</i>

1260
01:18:08,040 --> 01:18:10,236
<i>who told me he liked me
but couldn't date me</i>

1261
01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:11,720
<i>because he wasn't over his ex.</i>

1262
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:14,872
<i>But then I found out he was
making out with some Asian girl</i>

1263
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:16,912
<i>after football practice.</i>

1264
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:21,438
<i>♪ And I want you to be free ♪</i>

1265
01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:24,336
- Can I get a nurse out here?
- [groaning and crying]

1266
01:18:24,360 --> 01:18:28,673
<i>♪ Don't worry about me ♪</i>

1267
01:18:28,760 --> 01:18:33,232
<i>♪ I got my thing ♪</i>

1268
01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:44,710
<i>♪ Stay close to the edge
And try to admit it ♪</i>

1269
01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:52,671
<i>♪ That you gave it away ♪</i>

1270
01:18:54,640 --> 01:18:57,838
And to bring PolyCon forward
into that era,

1271
01:18:57,960 --> 01:19:00,555
I would like to announce our first step

1272
01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:04,077
into a new market
brimming with untapped potential.

1273
01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:08,076
Immigration detention centers!

1274
01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:20,914
<i>♪ I found a one-way street, that's me ♪</i>

1275
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:26,394
<i>♪ Still hanging on to set you free ♪</i>

1276
01:19:27,840 --> 01:19:29,957
<i>♪ Make you believe ♪</i>

1277
01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:37,680
<i>♪ I'm yours ♪</i>

1278
01:19:49,120 --> 01:19:50,120
[sobs]

1279
01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:04,752
[indistinct chatter]

1280
01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:08,040
[laughing]

1281
01:20:08,120 --> 01:20:13,752
<i>♪ It's just the two of us ♪</i>

1282
01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:18,354
<i>♪ And I want you to be free ♪</i>

1283
01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:23,560
[Cal] Pipes.

1284
01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:30,440
- [laughing] Pipes!
- Cal! Hi! [squeals]

1285
01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:37,320
- [Cal] Hi.
- Hi.

1286
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:39,960
Neri doesn't like to be on her feet
too long with the...

1287
01:20:40,040 --> 01:20:42,953
So she's home making some
Smitten Kitchen casserole

1288
01:20:43,040 --> 01:20:45,111
that involves chard. [chuckles]

1289
01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:53,518
Let's be cool and get the fuck outta here
before they change their minds.

1290
01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:56,672
[Piper laughing]

1291
01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:02,320
Oh, man. Oh, man.

1292
01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:05,511
Hang on just one second.
I'll be there in just one sec.

1293
01:21:05,600 --> 01:21:07,831
- Okay. Car's right over here.
- Okay.

1294
01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:14,031
[cheering]

1295
01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:16,476
<i>♪ Stay close to the edge ♪</i>

1296
01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:21,072
<i>♪ And try to admit it ♪</i>

1297
01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:28,235
<i>♪ That you gave it away ♪</i>

1298
01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:33,515
<i>♪ When you started to care ♪</i>

1299
01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:36,434
<i>♪ And I cared ♪</i>

1300
01:21:36,520 --> 01:21:41,800
<i>♪ A long, long time of mine ♪</i>

1301
01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:48,878
<i>♪ I waited for you to come around ♪</i>

1302
01:21:49,880 --> 01:21:56,036
<i>♪ I found a one-way street, that's me ♪</i>

1303
01:21:56,120 --> 01:22:02,799
<i>♪ Still hanging on to set you free ♪</i>

1304
01:22:03,680 --> 01:22:06,559
<i>♪ Make you believe ♪</i>

1305
01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:14,917
<i>♪ I'm yours ♪</i>

1306
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:17,275
[sighs]

1307
01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:36,199
So, what are you gonna do now?