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The big guns.

2
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Think they're so boss
'cause they wear suits.

3
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Stupid SIS. Why are they even here?

4
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Well, a stabbing and a
slocking back-to-back...

5
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It's turned into fucking
Rikers around here.

6
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You know they're gonna grill
the COs as hard as the inmates.

7
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Those dicks are all dying to nail us.

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Gentlemen, good morning.

9
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Welcome to Litchfield. Enjoy your stay.

10
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Kiss ass.

11
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Gentlemen, nice to see
you. Captain Joe Caputo.

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- Morning.
- Morning.

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Uh, I thought we could meet in my office

14
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and go over the details of the incident
before you begin your investigation.

15
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Well, we report to Miss Figueroa.

16
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Right, well, I believe I
can provide more information.

17
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Miss Figueroa wasn't
on campus that evening.

18
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We have instructions to
meet with her exclusively.

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We'll interview you
along with the other COs

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when the time comes.

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Sure, sure. I'll show you to her office.

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Some coffee would be great, too.

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Light. Two sugars.

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♪ Swing low ♪

25
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Guess it could be worse.

26
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Back in the day, they would have us
out on some back road breaking rocks.

27
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Yeah, on the other hand...

28
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Paulie in Goodfellas had the joint wired,
cookin' big-ass dinners every night.

29
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Italians have weird
shit with their mothers.

30
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They, like, live with
them for way too long.

31
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We all got weird shit with our mamas.

32
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Hey... what you gonna say
when they ask you about Red?

33
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That I didn't see shit,
'cause I didn't see shit.

34
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But, come on, you know who did it.

35
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Mmm...

36
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Oh, my gosh! Who? Who?

37
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Damn, you can't be doin' that shit. I
got a family history of heart attacks.

38
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Sorry, I mean, I'm sorry. All right?

39
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I just came to check
on the family business.

40
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You know, we gotta keep
these accounts full, right?

41
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And then you began to chat.

42
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Italians do love their mamas.

43
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So...

44
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Is there something you want to ask me?

45
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- Mmm-mmm.
- Nope.

46
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Shit, I'm gonna answer anyway. Yes.

47
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Vee, you know we ain't gonna say shit.

48
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Yes, you are, sweetheart.

49
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You are going to say...

50
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"You know that Warren girl is unstable?

51
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"She has a history of violence,
a melodramatic notion of loyalty.

52
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"But please go easy on
her because, you know what,

53
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"even a double cray need
a little bit of help."

54
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They will probably come to this
conclusion on their own, eventually,

55
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but it doesn't hurt to
give 'em a little push.

56
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I know she Fruity Pebbles,
but, man, that's cold.

57
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Is it? Really?

58
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Is it cold for Amazon to underprice
books just to capture market-share?

59
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No, it seems to me that as
shareholders in this company,

60
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you are immune to the cold.

61
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Just like polar bears.

62
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Not sure cheap books is the
same as pinning shit on Crazy.

63
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Ain't you worried Red's gonna wake
up and tell them what happened?

64
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Nope, that is not how OGs
like Red handle their business.

65
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You've got your script.

66
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Follow it.

67
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'Cause there are always
more socks, baby girl.

68
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Always more locks.

69
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Enemies?

70
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Well, Red and Vee, they had history.

71
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The Vee that you
referenced is Yvonne Parker?

72
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Yeah, yeah, that's her.

73
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Bad seed.

74
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You can feel it when you're
around her, her bad seediness.

75
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She is the one that made things hardcore.

76
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I mean, it's not like
prison was summer camp,

77
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but we all sort of got along.

78
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At least nobody was
trying to kill each other.

79
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Now, it's like Serbo-Croatia up in here.

80
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You have a close relationship
with Reznikov, correct?

81
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Don't call her that. Her
name's Red, all right?

82
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Nicknames don't suit our official purpose.

83
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, well,

84
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treating her like she's not
a person doesn't suit me.

85
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Hey, look, just do your job and
find the asshole who did it, okay?

86
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All right, you'd know this by now
if you were any good at your job.

87
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It was Vee.

88
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Parker, for your official purposes.

89
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I think it's the black one. I
don't know. The one with the hair.

90
00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:06,149
Her real name can't be Crazy Eyes.

91
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I don't know. She's the crazy one.

92
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She already be, like,
throwing pie all the time...

93
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but this is, like,
next-level crazy, you know?

94
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Rude.

95
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That Vee, she's a very rude person.

96
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I don't like rude.

97
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- It was Crazy Eyes.
- Yes.

98
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But do you happen to know her real name?

99
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Suzanne Warren.

100
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You're sure?

101
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Positive.

102
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I was attacked from behind.

103
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I saw nothing.

104
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No one.

105
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I'm an old woman trying
to grow something green.

106
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I don't know who would do this to me.

107
00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:07,795
Chapman.

108
00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:10,422
Mr. Caputo.

109
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I like what you've done with the place.

110
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Sadly, you know, it's starting
to feel like home in here.

111
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You know I had no choice but to punish you.

112
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You broke into administrative offices.

113
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You said someone asked you to steal these.

114
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Who?

115
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I thought you weren't
interested in what I had to say.

116
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There's a year's worth of invoices in here.

117
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Someone building a case?

118
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'Cause I got a pretty good idea
where you're going with this...

119
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but I'd like some details.

120
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You...

121
00:07:49,878 --> 00:07:52,255
you were kind to me when I got here.

122
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You let me make that
phone call to my fiancé.

123
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- What's your point?
- My point is that you're a good person.

124
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And Miss Figueroa...

125
00:08:02,766 --> 00:08:03,851
she isn't.

126
00:08:05,978 --> 00:08:06,979
Is she embezzling?

127
00:08:07,062 --> 00:08:09,940
You seem like someone
who cares about his job.

128
00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:12,275
And frankly, you know,

129
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I think this would be a better
place if you were in charge.

130
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Get to the fucking point.

131
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You're in seg, kid.

132
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I'd be more than happy
to leave you in here.

133
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Now tell me exactly what you were planning.

134
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I was gonna take her out.

135
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"Take her out."

136
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How?

137
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Those files...

138
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are a small piece of a much
bigger case against her.

139
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I wanna know who your
contact is on the outside.

140
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You don't even need him.

141
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I can explain to you everything
that is in that folder.

142
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I will give you all of the
ammunition you need, I promise.

143
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I will tell you everything.

144
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If?

145
00:09:01,033 --> 00:09:02,700
If you stop my transfer.

146
00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:10,167
I got you now, you dirty bitch.

147
00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:13,253
Jesus.

148
00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:16,173
What's going on in here?

149
00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:19,342
You wearing sweatpants?

150
00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:21,053
They're slacks.

151
00:09:23,221 --> 00:09:26,516
All right. All right, you
gotta... you gotta breathe.

152
00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:27,767
Hey, hey, hey.

153
00:09:29,061 --> 00:09:32,230
Hey, take... take a deep breath.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on now.

154
00:09:33,857 --> 00:09:35,192
Jason...

155
00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:36,526
Joe. I'm... I'm Joe.

156
00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:39,196
No, my husband is Jason.

157
00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,824
Huh. What happened to him? He get arrested?

158
00:09:41,907 --> 00:09:42,950
No!

159
00:09:44,076 --> 00:09:47,079
He's having an affair with a...

160
00:09:48,872 --> 00:09:52,625
man named... Gavin.

161
00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,214
Gavin?

162
00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:01,384
Jeez. Yikes.

163
00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:03,720
He's in love.

164
00:10:04,679 --> 00:10:06,598
Wow.

165
00:10:06,681 --> 00:10:08,600
That's, uh...

166
00:10:08,683 --> 00:10:09,726
Wow.

167
00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:14,814
How did I not know? What's wrong with me?

168
00:10:14,898 --> 00:10:16,483
You had no idea?

169
00:10:16,566 --> 00:10:20,320
A lot of men shave their balls.
It doesn't mean they're gay.

170
00:10:20,403 --> 00:10:22,906
You know it's not you, right?

171
00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:24,992
Hey, you gotta know that, huh?

172
00:10:25,075 --> 00:10:27,327
People are born a certain way, you know...

173
00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:33,083
He used to love me.

174
00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,253
I'm sure he did.

175
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:39,339
Oh, Christ, look at me.

176
00:10:39,422 --> 00:10:41,925
I used to be so... hot.

177
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:46,263
Now I'm... hard and... wrinkled.

178
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,765
You're still hot, Fig.

179
00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:54,521
- I mean, you're a horrible person...
- but you're sexy as hell.

180
00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:56,689
Really?

181
00:10:56,773 --> 00:10:58,316
Yeah.

182
00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,692
Thanks.

183
00:11:02,112 --> 00:11:06,324
Hell, after all that money
you embezzled for him...

184
00:11:08,994 --> 00:11:10,828
Wait, what? What are you talking about?

185
00:11:10,913 --> 00:11:13,290
Embezzlement. Fraud.

186
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:16,543
I've got your files.

187
00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:19,837
You've been a bad girl.

188
00:11:19,922 --> 00:11:23,133
And if I was your daddy,
I'd spank you real good...

189
00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:27,345
but I'm not.

190
00:11:27,429 --> 00:11:30,723
I'm just the schmuck who's
been cleaning up your crap

191
00:11:30,807 --> 00:11:33,185
for too long and I'm done.

192
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:38,440
You're a goddamn criminal, Mrs. Fagueroa.

193
00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:39,857
Get out.

194
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,235
Fine.

195
00:11:42,319 --> 00:11:43,987
No, wait, stop. You can't.

196
00:11:44,821 --> 00:11:48,783
I can't? Suck my dick, Natalie.

197
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:51,578
Okay.

198
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,458
Wait, what?

199
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,715
Holy shit.

200
00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:06,384
Holy shit!

201
00:12:06,468 --> 00:12:09,762
Yeah, they used to call
me beer can in high school.

202
00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:20,482
Ah... Ah, teeth, teeth.

203
00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:21,691
Sorry.

204
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,286
So we're good?

205
00:12:33,370 --> 00:12:35,455
I do like you down on your knees.

206
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:41,044
Christ, you should... never speak. Uh...

207
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,005
The files. You'll shut up?

208
00:12:43,088 --> 00:12:46,383
Oh, I... I already gave 'em to the warden.

209
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,925
He's got copies of everything.

210
00:12:50,762 --> 00:12:51,763
Bye, Nat.

211
00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:00,063
Fuck!

212
00:13:01,273 --> 00:13:04,109
Why didn't you say anything to SIS?

213
00:13:04,192 --> 00:13:06,278
Why would you protect that woman?

214
00:13:07,279 --> 00:13:11,074
That woman can weasel
her way out of anything.

215
00:13:11,866 --> 00:13:14,786
I'm handling this my way.

216
00:13:15,745 --> 00:13:17,205
She cracked your eye socket.

217
00:13:17,289 --> 00:13:18,498
Hmm, it will heal.

218
00:13:18,581 --> 00:13:23,586
And this gives me time to plan in peace.

219
00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:26,089
Oh-ho.

220
00:13:27,215 --> 00:13:28,466
Ooh.

221
00:13:29,134 --> 00:13:31,053
Kind of hard to plan when
you can't even sit up.

222
00:13:31,136 --> 00:13:35,014
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo...

223
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:39,436
I used to take the boys to Coney Island.

224
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:42,397
They loved the spinning rides.

225
00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:45,275
They called them the "Mamochka drunk rides"

226
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:48,528
because I'd always get
off nauseous and stumbling.

227
00:13:49,487 --> 00:13:52,031
Little shits thought it was hilarious.

228
00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:55,327
This is the same feeling...

229
00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:59,539
but without three little boys
pointing and laughing at me.

230
00:13:59,622 --> 00:14:02,500
You should let the
administration handle this.

231
00:14:03,126 --> 00:14:05,128
Oh.

232
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,589
I should trust the administration...

233
00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:11,176
while they're force-feeding
you through tubes.

234
00:14:11,968 --> 00:14:14,053
Huh?

235
00:14:15,012 --> 00:14:16,639
Salient point.

236
00:14:18,141 --> 00:14:21,519
Look, please tell me that Fig
keeps a vibrator in her desk.

237
00:14:21,603 --> 00:14:24,647
'Cause I have this
crystal-clear image in my head

238
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:28,318
of her there, feet up, high
heels knocking over the pen cup

239
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:32,447
while she just goes to town on
her clit with a pocket rocket.

240
00:14:32,530 --> 00:14:34,741
Her drawers are full
of snacks and wrappers.

241
00:14:34,824 --> 00:14:38,578
Oh, come on. Man, don't tell me that.

242
00:14:38,661 --> 00:14:40,997
I don't wanna think of her
as a bulimic with barf breath.

243
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,665
It's just so...

244
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:45,668
Good news though. Caputo
canceled my transfer.

245
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:50,507
Ah! Whoopie. You get
to stay here... in hell.

246
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:56,053
Hey, maybe you'll get slocked to
death by a psychotic heroin dealer.

247
00:14:56,138 --> 00:14:57,722
How's Red?

248
00:14:57,805 --> 00:15:00,600
Alive. It's all I know.

249
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:04,312
And that's a fucking miracle, you know.

250
00:15:04,396 --> 00:15:08,400
Not a ton of news coming out
of the medical unit, so...

251
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:10,652
I'm sorry, Nicky.

252
00:15:12,237 --> 00:15:15,323
No, I mean, those ass clowns
launched their bullshit investigation

253
00:15:15,407 --> 00:15:18,951
even though everyone knows
exactly who did it, but...

254
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:22,121
You know, maybe you should
ask for your transfer back.

255
00:15:22,205 --> 00:15:23,873
Just get the fuck out of here.

256
00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:25,833
It's better than the alternative.

257
00:15:27,669 --> 00:15:29,962
I can't lose any more people, Nicky.

258
00:15:32,590 --> 00:15:34,884
Alex is coming to visit me.

259
00:15:35,718 --> 00:15:36,803
Jesus, Chapman.

260
00:15:38,012 --> 00:15:40,473
You need to figure out
what the fuck you want.

261
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:42,809
I know.

262
00:15:42,892 --> 00:15:47,689
You know, 'cause if it really
is to stay here in this shithole

263
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:50,817
so you can get occasional visits
from your demented girlfriend,

264
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:53,403
I mean, then, man, it sounds
like you're living the dream.

265
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,780
But if you want my advice,

266
00:15:55,863 --> 00:15:58,616
then get out of your own goddamn
drama for a minute, you know?

267
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:01,661
And, maybe, spend some
of that energy praying

268
00:16:01,744 --> 00:16:05,540
that your roommate makes it out of
medical with all her brain cells intact.

269
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:10,044
I'm sorry, Nicky. I didn't
mean to make this about me.

270
00:16:10,127 --> 00:16:12,755
No, don't worry. I get it.
It's not the same for you.

271
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,799
I care about Red, too.

272
00:16:14,882 --> 00:16:16,301
Uh-huh.

273
00:16:16,384 --> 00:16:20,054
Okay, but she's not your mom.
It's different when you're family.

274
00:16:27,979 --> 00:16:30,982
Mama, please. This shit is salty
enough without your tears in it.

275
00:16:31,065 --> 00:16:33,192
You wanna take a break? Ven.

276
00:16:33,276 --> 00:16:35,987
What's looking good today,
Bennett? I'm a hungry man.

277
00:16:36,070 --> 00:16:38,030
There's some baked chicken
but it looks a little gray.

278
00:16:38,114 --> 00:16:39,699
I tend to stick with the PB and J.

279
00:16:43,077 --> 00:16:44,787
What's going on over there?

280
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:48,500
Oh, well, you know, Ruiz is on
the transfer list that Fig put out.

281
00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:51,544
It's really sad. She's got the
baby and everything. It's...

282
00:16:53,170 --> 00:16:54,797
I'm canceling all the transfers.

283
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:56,966
Really? How?

284
00:16:58,676 --> 00:16:59,719
Can you keep a secret?

285
00:17:01,471 --> 00:17:02,597
Yeah, absolutely.

286
00:17:03,431 --> 00:17:05,808
Yeah, you seem like it.

287
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,560
Okay, listen.

288
00:17:07,644 --> 00:17:09,437
Some stuff has gone down,

289
00:17:09,521 --> 00:17:15,777
and it looks like my star might
be rising while Fig's explodes.

290
00:17:17,194 --> 00:17:18,488
You know what I'm saying?

291
00:17:19,614 --> 00:17:20,615
Not really.

292
00:17:20,698 --> 00:17:21,741
She's out.

293
00:17:23,326 --> 00:17:25,370
I'm in.

294
00:17:25,453 --> 00:17:26,454
Well, in-ish.

295
00:17:26,538 --> 00:17:29,707
I gotta show the warden I'm
his guy. He's testing me out.

296
00:17:29,791 --> 00:17:31,250
Wow.

297
00:17:31,334 --> 00:17:33,961
Yeah, this has gotta go well, Bennett.

298
00:17:34,045 --> 00:17:36,172
The next few days are crucial.

299
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,550
We gotta make sure.

300
00:17:39,676 --> 00:17:41,761
I wanna do things right.

301
00:17:41,844 --> 00:17:44,556
Bring guys like you up along with me.

302
00:17:44,639 --> 00:17:46,433
The good guys.

303
00:17:46,516 --> 00:17:49,811
The guys who keep their eyes
open and their noses clean.

304
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:52,897
Sounds... that sounds great, sir.

305
00:17:54,732 --> 00:17:58,320
So, listen... why don't you
go give Ruiz the good news?

306
00:17:58,403 --> 00:18:00,863
Tell her she's not going anywhere.

307
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,239
- Me?
- Yeah.

308
00:18:03,825 --> 00:18:05,743
Be the hero. Go ahead.

309
00:18:08,705 --> 00:18:11,833
Thank you. Um, thanks a lot.

310
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,585
Go ahead, go ahead. Go ahead, kid.

311
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:18,214
What's going on?

312
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,969
I'm canceling Ruiz's transfer.

313
00:18:23,052 --> 00:18:25,054
She's staying put.

314
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,180
So nice of you.

315
00:18:26,263 --> 00:18:28,307
I do what I can.

316
00:18:30,101 --> 00:18:32,144
Oh, my God!

317
00:18:32,228 --> 00:18:34,021
Hey, should you be
carrying such a heavy tray?

318
00:18:34,897 --> 00:18:36,358
That's fine, thanks.

319
00:18:39,694 --> 00:18:41,070
It's better!

320
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,429
- Listen, T...
- Stop.

321
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,055
Can we please not have a whole talk

322
00:19:08,139 --> 00:19:11,225
about our feelings and what
happened and, like, status

323
00:19:11,308 --> 00:19:13,436
because I never learned that and...

324
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:17,899
and it really makes me, like,
wanna jump out of my skin so...

325
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:21,193
can we just sit here and be cool now?

326
00:19:26,115 --> 00:19:27,241
Well, maybe just a little talk?

327
00:19:28,325 --> 00:19:31,663
I mean... Look, what if Amanda
talked about it... right?

328
00:19:31,746 --> 00:19:34,081
Like, her fucked-up
relationship with Mumsy

329
00:19:34,165 --> 00:19:36,125
and how hard that made
things with Mackenzie

330
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,127
when they took that
cruise to Spain and shit.

331
00:19:39,253 --> 00:19:40,337
Could you do it like that?

332
00:19:40,422 --> 00:19:42,799
I'll work on it, okay?

333
00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:46,177
I swear.

334
00:19:48,805 --> 00:19:53,017
I have an appointment to meet
with my guru to get a mantra soon

335
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:54,561
so I'll start right after that.

336
00:19:54,644 --> 00:19:57,855
But before I get my lips
injected with ass fat

337
00:19:57,939 --> 00:20:00,066
so that we can really talk.

338
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:03,402
"Ass fat."

339
00:20:03,486 --> 00:20:06,989
Here... because you look like a monkey.

340
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:10,076
Oh, damn, here I am
with no peanuts for you.

341
00:20:10,159 --> 00:20:12,579
- I'll just take your Jell-O for gelatin!
- No!

342
00:20:12,662 --> 00:20:14,872
Like hell you will! Shit.

343
00:20:14,956 --> 00:20:16,708
You know red my favorite flavor!

344
00:20:16,791 --> 00:20:19,335
Yeah.

345
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:22,505
You're an animal.

346
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:25,174
And your little electroslock therapy?

347
00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:26,718
You're not fooling anyone.

348
00:20:28,219 --> 00:20:32,056
Please tell my old friend, Red,
that I... I hope she feels better.

349
00:20:32,139 --> 00:20:33,933
Some flipping friend you are.

350
00:20:35,392 --> 00:20:36,686
What's the matter with you people?

351
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:40,523
"You people"? You mean black people?

352
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:43,526
I mean, blind people. All right?

353
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:46,488
Blindly following a fucking psychopath!

354
00:20:46,571 --> 00:20:49,115
All right, little ones.

355
00:20:49,198 --> 00:20:52,201
Now, if you're done with your
accusations and your name-calling,

356
00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:55,454
we'd all like to finish our meal in peace.

357
00:20:56,581 --> 00:21:00,126
May you never have a minute of peace.

358
00:21:04,839 --> 00:21:08,467
I trust with you two around, I won't.

359
00:21:08,551 --> 00:21:09,677
Oh, yeah.

360
00:21:09,761 --> 00:21:11,345
We'll be around.

361
00:21:19,395 --> 00:21:21,147
A-ha.

362
00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:23,650
Shut the fuck up.

363
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:28,946
Aw, you bitches friends again? Oh, now...

364
00:21:30,573 --> 00:21:33,951
ain't that some Sisterhood
of the Traveling Pants shit?

365
00:21:34,744 --> 00:21:36,328
I mean, ya'll know she done it.

366
00:21:38,122 --> 00:21:40,917
You don't think she won't
go after your ass one day?

367
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:45,296
You make her mad... look
at her wrong... whatever?

368
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,966
Look, business is good, and
I ain't rocking the boat.

369
00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,761
Can't we all just get along?

370
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:55,222
No... not when she's around.

371
00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:58,601
Don't feel bad if you don't see it yet.

372
00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:00,603
Took me damn near 15 years.

373
00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:03,272
I just hope you all wise
up before it's too late.

374
00:23:05,835 --> 00:23:07,003
It's up to you.

375
00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:09,672
You could go full-on
Britney Spears meltdown.

376
00:23:09,756 --> 00:23:13,217
Oh, no. Cancer chic is anything but.

377
00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:16,553
Now, I'm thinking a nice Emma
Watson pixie'll be cute, though.

378
00:23:16,638 --> 00:23:17,972
Mmm.

379
00:23:18,055 --> 00:23:21,726
I appreciate your guys' choices,
but I'm thinking, like, right here.

380
00:23:21,809 --> 00:23:24,020
Oh, you mean like Victoria Beckham?

381
00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:27,398
Sorry, shortcake, above the
ears or it doesn't count.

382
00:23:27,481 --> 00:23:31,235
Hey, you wanna run with the big boys,
you gotta prove you're one of us, hmm?

383
00:23:31,318 --> 00:23:33,154
I thought this was about the girls.

384
00:23:33,237 --> 00:23:35,197
It's confusing, I know.

385
00:23:37,992 --> 00:23:38,993
Hey.

386
00:23:39,076 --> 00:23:41,245
I'm canceling Safe Place.

387
00:23:41,328 --> 00:23:42,664
I thought you should know.

388
00:23:42,747 --> 00:23:44,498
Why?

389
00:23:44,581 --> 00:23:45,582
Wait!

390
00:23:45,667 --> 00:23:47,626
Mr. Healy, wait!

391
00:23:47,710 --> 00:23:51,255
Aw, is your boyfriend hurt?

392
00:23:51,338 --> 00:23:53,090
Don't do that.

393
00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:55,551
Come in!

394
00:23:56,552 --> 00:23:57,553
Hey, boss.

395
00:23:58,763 --> 00:24:01,933
Hello, O'Neill. How are
you on this fine day?

396
00:24:02,016 --> 00:24:03,935
Oh, I'm good, thanks.

397
00:24:05,352 --> 00:24:07,563
I bought a banjolele on Craigslist.

398
00:24:07,646 --> 00:24:09,398
I don't know what that is.

399
00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:12,234
It's like a four-stringed
banjo, but little.

400
00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:15,237
It's... you know, it's a
ukulele version of a banjo.

401
00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:16,322
Ah!

402
00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:18,741
Asked and answered.

403
00:24:18,825 --> 00:24:22,328
So, aside from the news of
your adorable online purchase,

404
00:24:22,411 --> 00:24:24,121
is there another reason for your visit?

405
00:24:24,205 --> 00:24:26,248
Oh, yeah, um...

406
00:24:26,332 --> 00:24:27,750
What do you wanna do about the nuns?

407
00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:29,668
- Nuns?
- Yeah, there's a gaggle of 'em.

408
00:24:29,752 --> 00:24:31,128
- Gaggle?
- Uh, like a...

409
00:24:31,212 --> 00:24:33,672
like a murder of crows,
there's a gaggle of nuns.

410
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,010
We're here to support Jane
Ingalls' hunger strike.

411
00:24:38,094 --> 00:24:39,428
Oh, Jesus.

412
00:24:39,511 --> 00:24:40,637
Watch your mouth.

413
00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:43,432
I can't have this today.

414
00:24:44,225 --> 00:24:47,269
Not now. I... Your timing
could not have been worse.

415
00:24:47,353 --> 00:24:49,313
So sorry to inconvenience you.

416
00:24:49,396 --> 00:24:54,777
Look, Sister... I'm the good guy.
I... I want things to be good.

417
00:24:57,238 --> 00:24:58,906
Could you come back in three to five days?

418
00:24:58,990 --> 00:25:00,116
No, I could not.

419
00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:02,076
I had to ask.

420
00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:05,621
Babysit the nuns.

421
00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:08,707
Sir, I don't think that's a good
idea. I got a history with nuns.

422
00:25:08,791 --> 00:25:11,710
Suck it up.

423
00:25:11,794 --> 00:25:14,588
I need things calm and contained. No drama.

424
00:25:14,671 --> 00:25:17,216
And if the press comes, you call me.

425
00:25:23,389 --> 00:25:25,474
But it wasn't me.

426
00:25:25,557 --> 00:25:26,558
That's very good.

427
00:25:26,642 --> 00:25:29,812
That is exactly what you say when
you go in there to talk to SIS.

428
00:25:29,896 --> 00:25:31,147
It's perfect, Suzanne.

429
00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:35,192
No, Vee... it really
wasn't me. I didn't do it!

430
00:25:35,276 --> 00:25:38,988
Child, when you commit, you
really do commit, don't you?

431
00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:40,406
I admire that.

432
00:25:42,074 --> 00:25:46,578
Between us... I just wanna
say thank you, little girl.

433
00:25:46,662 --> 00:25:50,666
What you did was rough...
but it had to be done.

434
00:25:50,749 --> 00:25:52,334
Vee...

435
00:25:52,418 --> 00:25:54,586
We shouldn't talk about us anymore.

436
00:25:54,670 --> 00:25:58,632
I got you something
special from the commissary.

437
00:26:00,051 --> 00:26:01,052
We can play later.

438
00:26:02,094 --> 00:26:03,429
You and me.

439
00:26:20,696 --> 00:26:22,073
All right, it's like this.

440
00:26:22,156 --> 00:26:24,116
Stop... don't talk to me.

441
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,203
Loser, lame-boy, wannabe. Oh!

442
00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:32,041
Like, totally, all you
wanna be is me. Stay fresh.

443
00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:33,167
Okay, now you try.

444
00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:35,086
Okay, so it's like...

445
00:26:35,169 --> 00:26:39,215
Stop, don't talk to me.
Loser, lame-ass, wannabe.

446
00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:40,842
Boy. It's "lame-boy."

447
00:26:40,925 --> 00:26:41,926
Yeah, but we're talkin' Pennsatucky.

448
00:26:42,009 --> 00:26:44,386
So shouldn't it be, like,
"lame-ass" or "lame-girl"?

449
00:26:46,472 --> 00:26:48,724
Y'all are sad fucking assholes.

450
00:26:48,807 --> 00:26:50,684
You know, this is really bullying.

451
00:26:50,767 --> 00:26:54,063
While you have every right to your
negative feelings towards Pennsatucky,

452
00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:57,233
you're being cruel... and I think
you're both better than that.

453
00:27:00,277 --> 00:27:01,570
Embrace the light.

454
00:27:01,653 --> 00:27:05,699
You know, I can take care of
myself, Ching Chong China doll!

455
00:27:07,243 --> 00:27:10,371
She's Japanese-Scottish,
you ignorant dumb-ass.

456
00:27:10,454 --> 00:27:11,873
Ignorant dumb-ass dyke.

457
00:27:11,956 --> 00:27:13,832
Whoa.

458
00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:16,168
Excuse me?

459
00:27:16,252 --> 00:27:19,421
Like we haven't seen you hanging
out with fatty-fatty man-girl.

460
00:27:19,505 --> 00:27:21,007
Oh, yeah? So what?

461
00:27:21,090 --> 00:27:22,799
What is with all this name calling?

462
00:27:22,884 --> 00:27:27,804
We're expressing our feelings...
in lieu of physical violence.

463
00:27:27,889 --> 00:27:29,431
Something Mr. Healy taught me.

464
00:27:29,515 --> 00:27:30,807
- Oh, yeah?
- Yep.

465
00:27:30,892 --> 00:27:32,977
Then where were you before?

466
00:27:33,060 --> 00:27:35,021
No one came to his Safe
Place thing, you know.

467
00:27:36,063 --> 00:27:38,815
He was all sad and mad.

468
00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:41,110
And I got his weird
Russian cookies. Up top!

469
00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:43,695
Everyone in this place is sad and mad.

470
00:27:44,655 --> 00:27:47,658
I mean, I get it. We're
in prison. It sucks.

471
00:27:47,741 --> 00:27:52,997
But we should be leaning on each other...
finding support in our fellow criminals...

472
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:54,540
so we're not isolated.

473
00:27:54,623 --> 00:27:56,167
I need a friend.

474
00:27:57,043 --> 00:27:58,961
Don't look at me.

475
00:27:59,045 --> 00:28:00,462
I got a friend.

476
00:28:03,174 --> 00:28:04,466
Hey.

477
00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:06,093
Nobody showed up at Safe Place?

478
00:28:06,177 --> 00:28:09,221
Nope, not a one.

479
00:28:09,305 --> 00:28:12,641
And no more Safe Place.
It's probably all your fault.

480
00:28:12,724 --> 00:28:15,061
Okay, this is totally weird.

481
00:28:15,144 --> 00:28:17,313
I'm in the wrong outfit.

482
00:28:17,396 --> 00:28:19,190
I like your sweater.

483
00:28:25,071 --> 00:28:26,113
It's soft.

484
00:28:27,073 --> 00:28:30,326
Like your resolve when
you're offered a plea deal.

485
00:28:31,702 --> 00:28:35,164
It came down at the
very last minute, Piper.

486
00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:38,584
And they promised me it
would put him away for good.

487
00:28:38,667 --> 00:28:41,337
But it made me a perjurer
and you a free woman.

488
00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:42,629
I thought you were gonna tell the truth!

489
00:28:42,713 --> 00:28:44,256
And I thought you were gonna lie!

490
00:28:44,340 --> 00:28:46,592
Jesus, we are like a
fucking O. Henry story.

491
00:28:53,932 --> 00:28:55,351
It's good to see your face.

492
00:28:56,768 --> 00:28:59,146
I don't know what to say.

493
00:28:59,230 --> 00:29:01,107
You have every right to be angry.

494
00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:04,443
I don't know if I'm angry.

495
00:29:05,069 --> 00:29:07,571
I'm confused... by you.

496
00:29:08,739 --> 00:29:10,407
I'm confused by me, too.

497
00:29:11,492 --> 00:29:13,869
I'm pretty much the master of
handling things completely wrong.

498
00:29:13,952 --> 00:29:15,954
Yeah, well, that's an understatement.

499
00:29:17,789 --> 00:29:18,957
I'm a fuck-up.

500
00:29:20,084 --> 00:29:23,379
And now I get to be a fuck-up in
a shithole apartment in Queens.

501
00:29:23,462 --> 00:29:25,506
Too afraid to even open my curtains.

502
00:29:28,967 --> 00:29:31,012
I'm really fucking lonely, Piper.

503
00:29:31,095 --> 00:29:33,805
Well, I'm sure you'll find
somebody to keep your bed warm.

504
00:29:38,477 --> 00:29:40,062
I sleep with a gun.

505
00:29:40,146 --> 00:29:42,981
You what? Alex, what the
hell? You're on probation.

506
00:29:43,065 --> 00:29:45,901
There is a car parked outside
of my apartment every day.

507
00:29:45,984 --> 00:29:47,486
He's trying to scare me.

508
00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:53,284
I wanna go out there with a baseball
bat and smash the fucking windshield in.

509
00:29:55,286 --> 00:29:57,163
Honestly, I should just
start dealing again.

510
00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:01,917
Find a bigger, tougher new kingpin
who can beat up my old kingpin.

511
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,170
- That's not funny.
- It's not a joke.

512
00:30:05,129 --> 00:30:06,672
What am I qualified to do?

513
00:30:07,798 --> 00:30:11,343
I have... I have no job. I'm
afraid to leave my apartment.

514
00:30:11,427 --> 00:30:13,137
I got so used to sleeping
with the lights on

515
00:30:13,220 --> 00:30:15,389
that I'm totally freaked out by the dark.

516
00:30:15,472 --> 00:30:19,643
My probation officer is a joke.
His name is David Crockett.

517
00:30:20,811 --> 00:30:23,272
Davy fucking Crockett
is my probation officer.

518
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:25,566
The King of the Wild Frontier?

519
00:30:25,649 --> 00:30:30,446
King of sitting on his fat fucking
ass, stuffing his face with Swiss rolls,

520
00:30:30,529 --> 00:30:34,075
hoping to bust me for
some stupid infraction.

521
00:30:36,993 --> 00:30:40,372
You'd think that part of his job would
be protecting his probies, you know?

522
00:30:42,124 --> 00:30:44,376
Nobody gives a shit about ex-cons.

523
00:30:46,337 --> 00:30:47,629
What are you gonna do?

524
00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:57,306
- I'm skipping town.
- You can't.

525
00:30:57,389 --> 00:31:00,767
I don't have a choice. These
people know where I live.

526
00:31:01,893 --> 00:31:03,104
That's why I wanted to see you.

527
00:31:03,187 --> 00:31:06,357
When I go, Piper, I can't come back.

528
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,275
I have to just disappear.

529
00:31:13,322 --> 00:31:14,448
You can't leave me.

530
00:31:14,531 --> 00:31:16,325
Piper, I'm in danger.

531
00:31:19,077 --> 00:31:21,037
But I don't have anyone left.

532
00:31:27,043 --> 00:31:28,254
I'm sorry, Piper.

533
00:31:31,757 --> 00:31:33,550
I'm sorry for all of it.

534
00:31:34,926 --> 00:31:37,929
I know that my track record is shit...

535
00:31:39,681 --> 00:31:41,392
but I really do love you.

536
00:31:41,475 --> 00:31:42,851
Yeah, well, I hate you.

537
00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:44,436
No, you don't.

538
00:31:50,776 --> 00:31:51,777
No.

539
00:31:53,945 --> 00:31:55,197
No, I don't.

540
00:32:12,881 --> 00:32:13,882
Hey, junkie.

541
00:32:13,965 --> 00:32:16,385
Hey, you traitorous piece of shit.

542
00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:19,221
It's time to start scrubbing
that dirty little soul of yours.

543
00:32:20,681 --> 00:32:25,727
Well, I wouldn't worry about it too much.
I'm slowly killing myself with corn syrup.

544
00:32:25,811 --> 00:32:28,605
Boo, you sold her out.

545
00:32:28,689 --> 00:32:31,107
You're part of why she's
lying in that hospital bed.

546
00:32:34,403 --> 00:32:35,612
All right, look.

547
00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:39,491
You need to make it right.

548
00:32:39,575 --> 00:32:41,452
What do you want me to do about it?

549
00:32:41,535 --> 00:32:43,787
Smother Parker in her sleep
with my left ass cheek?

550
00:32:45,789 --> 00:32:48,041
I'm a lover, not a fighter.

551
00:32:48,124 --> 00:32:49,125
Aw, come on.

552
00:32:49,210 --> 00:32:52,588
You, of all people, know there's
a million ways to hurt someone.

553
00:32:54,298 --> 00:32:58,427
So tell your old pal, Nicky,
where she stashes her shit.

554
00:33:00,471 --> 00:33:02,180
Find that last shred of loyalty.

555
00:33:05,058 --> 00:33:06,184
Where are you?

556
00:33:06,268 --> 00:33:07,644
- Where are you?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

557
00:33:07,728 --> 00:33:09,438
What... What's going on, yo?

558
00:33:09,521 --> 00:33:14,109
I can't find it! I know it was here.
Now it's not here. I know it was here!

559
00:33:14,192 --> 00:33:18,947
Twenty-two left, 14 right,
9 left. I know it was here!

560
00:33:19,030 --> 00:33:20,241
- Your lock?
- Shh!

561
00:33:22,451 --> 00:33:23,910
Lady Locksley.

562
00:33:26,330 --> 00:33:30,041
Oh, shit. I think she
might've done something bad.

563
00:33:30,125 --> 00:33:31,627
What are you talking about?

564
00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:33,379
I think I did it.

565
00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:38,425
I think I attacked that Russian
lady, and hit and hit and hit her!

566
00:33:38,509 --> 00:33:39,926
Yo, you think?

567
00:33:40,010 --> 00:33:42,220
Suzanne, if you done it,
don't you think you would know?

568
00:33:42,304 --> 00:33:45,015
No, I don't always know what I'm doing.

569
00:33:45,098 --> 00:33:49,478
You know, sometimes I block
stuff out, some bad stuff like...

570
00:33:49,561 --> 00:33:52,481
like that time I did
the thing to my neighbor.

571
00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:54,650
It don't sound like you blocked that out.

572
00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:57,653
Well... no.

573
00:33:57,736 --> 00:34:00,989
That one's still pretty
vivid. But Vee says I did it.

574
00:34:01,072 --> 00:34:04,993
Yo, Suzanne... Vee is a liar.

575
00:34:05,076 --> 00:34:07,788
No. No, no, no.

576
00:34:07,871 --> 00:34:09,456
No, no, no.

577
00:34:09,540 --> 00:34:12,751
She is a truth teller. She told me that.

578
00:34:13,835 --> 00:34:17,714
She says... we're straight up.

579
00:34:17,798 --> 00:34:22,636
Built on a foundation
of honesty and loyalty.

580
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:25,681
Yo, built on a foundation
of bullshit, more like.

581
00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:27,724
You think that woman loyal to you?

582
00:34:27,808 --> 00:34:31,353
She is playing you, and
this game is for serious.

583
00:34:31,437 --> 00:34:33,271
You take the blame on
this, you going to max.

584
00:34:33,355 --> 00:34:36,024
You getting rapped with attempted murder.

585
00:34:36,107 --> 00:34:39,152
Yo, why would you take the blame
when you ain't done nothing?

586
00:34:39,235 --> 00:34:42,364
That woman is evil and she's trying
to frame you and do you harm...

587
00:34:42,448 --> 00:34:45,742
No, don't you dare speak ill of her!

588
00:34:52,583 --> 00:34:56,962
You know, she told me you'd say bad things.

589
00:34:57,045 --> 00:35:00,716
Yeah, she warned me, and now
here you are doing just that.

590
00:35:00,799 --> 00:35:02,884
- Suzanne.
- So...

591
00:35:02,968 --> 00:35:06,137
I think you'd better go.

592
00:35:11,226 --> 00:35:12,728
You poor, crazy fool.

593
00:35:12,811 --> 00:35:13,812
No.

594
00:35:15,397 --> 00:35:17,023
I am not crazy.

595
00:35:18,316 --> 00:35:19,818
I am unique.

596
00:35:21,152 --> 00:35:22,904
There used to be this show on TV

597
00:35:22,988 --> 00:35:27,117
about girls who, like, had
no idea they were pregnant.

598
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,537
And I always thought,
"Yeah, I could see that.

599
00:35:30,621 --> 00:35:34,207
"You're kind of chunky. You
don't feel so hot, anyway."

600
00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:37,711
But now I'm calling bullshit on it.

601
00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:42,132
I mean, I'm... I'm not all
that popping out or anything.

602
00:35:42,215 --> 00:35:45,761
Aleida says the women in
our family carry in our ass,

603
00:35:45,844 --> 00:35:48,138
but... I feel her.

604
00:35:48,221 --> 00:35:50,015
I really feel her in there.

605
00:35:53,852 --> 00:35:55,937
Daya, I, uh...

606
00:35:56,021 --> 00:35:57,188
I can't tell anyone.

607
00:35:58,857 --> 00:35:59,858
Oh.

608
00:35:59,941 --> 00:36:02,193
No, look. Listen to me.

609
00:36:03,194 --> 00:36:05,280
Something happened with Fig.

610
00:36:05,363 --> 00:36:07,699
Embezzling or something.

611
00:36:08,825 --> 00:36:09,951
Caputo's getting promoted.

612
00:36:10,035 --> 00:36:14,164
He says that I'm looking
at a promotion, too.

613
00:36:14,247 --> 00:36:18,001
It'll be crazy to come clean right
now. This means more money for us.

614
00:36:18,084 --> 00:36:19,961
This means you can't be the dad.

615
00:36:20,045 --> 00:36:23,131
Come on, baby. Look,
hey, we'll figure it out.

616
00:36:28,178 --> 00:36:32,098
Don't say anything about the Fig
thing, okay? It's still on the down-low.

617
00:36:32,182 --> 00:36:33,850
Well, you were looking for an excuse.

618
00:36:34,976 --> 00:36:37,438
I guess this raise/promotion
thing is as good as any.

619
00:36:37,521 --> 00:36:40,148
I'm not looking for an excuse.

620
00:36:43,068 --> 00:36:45,236
I love you, John...

621
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:46,404
but you're a pussy.

622
00:36:47,698 --> 00:36:49,575
I gotta get back to work.

623
00:36:49,658 --> 00:36:50,659
Daya...

624
00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:52,327
Daya, I'm a man on the rise.

625
00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:54,079
I'm not a...

626
00:36:54,162 --> 00:36:56,623
Seriously, don't say anything
about the Fig thing, okay?

627
00:36:56,707 --> 00:36:58,792
It was told to me in confidence.

628
00:36:58,875 --> 00:37:00,085
Please?

629
00:37:03,254 --> 00:37:04,673
So Fig's out?

630
00:37:04,756 --> 00:37:07,342
I knew that skinny puta
was pulling some shit.

631
00:37:10,428 --> 00:37:11,972
She never smile with her teeth.

632
00:37:12,055 --> 00:37:14,432
Can't trust a bitch don't
smile with her teeth.

633
00:37:14,516 --> 00:37:16,935
She has some nice shoes though, man.

634
00:37:17,018 --> 00:37:19,020
Yo, you seen the footwear on that one?

635
00:37:19,104 --> 00:37:21,523
If she was stealing, you know
exactly where that money was going.

636
00:37:21,607 --> 00:37:23,859
If I was stealing big,

637
00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:27,362
I would buy me something that
won't wear out from walking around.

638
00:37:27,445 --> 00:37:29,781
Like a diamond for my
belly button. No, for real.

639
00:37:29,865 --> 00:37:30,866
- That's nice.
- Yeah, right?

640
00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:33,118
That's enough. It looks good.

641
00:37:39,457 --> 00:37:43,128
Well... would you look at
Norma Appleseed over here.

642
00:37:43,211 --> 00:37:45,171
What are you planting, an orchard?

643
00:37:45,255 --> 00:37:49,843
No, I know what you're up to. What
were you gonna use to grind them?

644
00:37:54,598 --> 00:37:55,807
Wow.

645
00:37:55,891 --> 00:37:59,520
Look at you... quiet fire.

646
00:37:59,603 --> 00:38:00,979
Well, you know how many
seeds you're gonna need

647
00:38:01,062 --> 00:38:02,981
to make a lethal dose of arsenic?

648
00:38:03,732 --> 00:38:07,402
More than all the apples ever given
to any teacher you've ever known.

649
00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:09,571
And then you're gonna need a
blender, you're gonna need lye,

650
00:38:09,655 --> 00:38:11,156
and you're gonna need
an airtight container.

651
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:13,408
And then you gotta get it
down Vee's fucking throat.

652
00:38:14,701 --> 00:38:17,913
Ay, Mama, you didn't
think this one through.

653
00:38:19,164 --> 00:38:21,833
Yeah... I know a few things.

654
00:38:23,293 --> 00:38:25,295
I know she hurt your girl.

655
00:38:25,378 --> 00:38:28,173
And I know she gotta go, but...

656
00:38:28,256 --> 00:38:29,591
there are other ways.

657
00:38:32,510 --> 00:38:34,220
All you gotta do is ask.

658
00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:40,686
Okay, tonight, I want
you to go home and look up

659
00:38:40,769 --> 00:38:43,313
"leopard cub kills baboon
and tries to adopt its baby."

660
00:38:43,396 --> 00:38:47,776
Then you come back tomorrow and you
tell me babies are born with sin.

661
00:38:47,859 --> 00:38:50,445
Why don't you give us the highlights?

662
00:38:50,528 --> 00:38:51,572
Okay, fine.

663
00:38:52,363 --> 00:38:55,283
A leopard cub kills a baboon, right?

664
00:38:55,366 --> 00:38:59,287
And then as the leopard's dragging the
bloody baboon corpse home for dinner,

665
00:38:59,370 --> 00:39:02,123
a baby baboon falls from
the folds of its dead mother.

666
00:39:02,207 --> 00:39:04,751
And you're thinking, "Leopard's
gonna eat the baby," right?

667
00:39:04,835 --> 00:39:07,378
A little baby baboon appetizer
before the main course?

668
00:39:07,462 --> 00:39:10,506
But, no, he shelters the baby.

669
00:39:10,591 --> 00:39:12,801
He even defends it against a hyena.

670
00:39:12,884 --> 00:39:16,221
And why? Why would this
wild animal do that?

671
00:39:16,304 --> 00:39:22,143
Because even a feral,
wild, predatory beast...

672
00:39:22,227 --> 00:39:26,857
can recognize innocence when it sees
it and feels the need to protect it.

673
00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:29,484
Yet Catholics can't.

674
00:39:30,485 --> 00:39:32,112
Hey, what is your problem?

675
00:39:32,195 --> 00:39:33,947
What's my problem?

676
00:39:34,030 --> 00:39:36,742
Catholic school... that's my problem.

677
00:39:36,825 --> 00:39:40,161
You people seem all "la, la, la, God,"

678
00:39:40,245 --> 00:39:44,124
but in reality, you are
professional humiliators!

679
00:39:44,207 --> 00:39:46,627
Oh, did someone get rapped with a ruler?

680
00:39:46,710 --> 00:39:48,003
Get over it. You're a grown up.

681
00:39:48,086 --> 00:39:49,087
Let it go.

682
00:39:49,170 --> 00:39:51,464
But what happened to the baby baboon?

683
00:39:51,547 --> 00:39:52,883
It died of exposure.

684
00:39:54,092 --> 00:39:55,927
I suppose it was God's will.

685
00:39:56,011 --> 00:39:57,679
Nonsense.

686
00:39:57,763 --> 00:39:59,014
It was just really cold.

687
00:39:59,097 --> 00:40:00,390
Like a nun's heart.

688
00:40:03,894 --> 00:40:05,353
Oh, fuck.

689
00:40:05,436 --> 00:40:07,355
Nuns say, "fuck"?

690
00:40:07,438 --> 00:40:09,024
I'm a former nun.

691
00:40:10,316 --> 00:40:11,526
They all came.

692
00:40:11,609 --> 00:40:14,029
Who knew I still had juice?

693
00:40:14,112 --> 00:40:16,489
Aren't you pleased? Your
friends showed up for you.

694
00:40:16,572 --> 00:40:20,827
I need to think about something else. I
keep... having fantasies about biscuits.

695
00:40:20,911 --> 00:40:22,037
You made your bed.

696
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,999
Now you can lie in it, strapped to an IV.

697
00:40:26,082 --> 00:40:29,377
Or is it two IVs? I'm seeing double.

698
00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:31,922
Looks like there's two of you in that bed.

699
00:40:32,005 --> 00:40:34,090
I wish.

700
00:40:34,174 --> 00:40:35,300
You do?

701
00:40:38,594 --> 00:40:42,974
I always wondered about that whole
celibacy thing with you people.

702
00:40:43,058 --> 00:40:44,350
How does that work?

703
00:40:44,434 --> 00:40:46,061
Well, if you read the papers,

704
00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:48,396
you know better in some
cases than in others.

705
00:40:48,479 --> 00:40:50,899
What about with you?

706
00:40:50,982 --> 00:40:51,983
Did you ever...

707
00:40:52,067 --> 00:40:53,568
I've masturbated.

708
00:40:53,651 --> 00:40:57,405
There's this statue of Jesus on the
cross that was especially ripped.

709
00:40:58,907 --> 00:41:00,241
He was my guy.

710
00:41:01,659 --> 00:41:05,706
Before Dmitri, there
was this man named Pavel.

711
00:41:05,789 --> 00:41:10,043
Even talking about him
now... there's a tightening.

712
00:41:11,002 --> 00:41:12,087
So what happened?

713
00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:14,630
America... home of the free.

714
00:41:15,506 --> 00:41:18,927
Dmitri was tame in bed, bold in life.

715
00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:21,096
Pavel, the opposite.

716
00:41:21,179 --> 00:41:22,263
I went with life.

717
00:41:22,347 --> 00:41:25,934
I went with the man who
was going to go to America.

718
00:41:28,519 --> 00:41:30,438
So, you didn't like having
sex with your husband?

719
00:41:30,521 --> 00:41:32,398
I wouldn't say that, no.

720
00:41:33,358 --> 00:41:34,525
I like sex.

721
00:41:35,401 --> 00:41:38,696
I never rolled away after and thought,
"Oh, I wish I hadn't done that."

722
00:41:38,780 --> 00:41:40,866
No, it was always nice.

723
00:41:41,742 --> 00:41:43,284
But there's a part of me...

724
00:41:44,494 --> 00:41:48,498
a part of every woman, I
think, that doesn't want nice.

725
00:41:48,581 --> 00:41:51,752
That's the problem with
married sex in general.

726
00:41:51,835 --> 00:41:53,461
No more fear.

727
00:41:53,544 --> 00:41:54,880
Fear is good?

728
00:41:56,631 --> 00:41:58,466
Fear is very good.

729
00:41:58,549 --> 00:41:59,592
Oh!

730
00:42:00,301 --> 00:42:03,388
But I'll say this for my
hairy-backed husband...

731
00:42:03,471 --> 00:42:05,556
he always took care of me.

732
00:42:06,516 --> 00:42:08,977
Turned him on.

733
00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:11,521
Could spend weeks down there.

734
00:42:12,898 --> 00:42:15,859
I do enjoy the release.

735
00:42:15,942 --> 00:42:17,235
It cracks my neck.

736
00:42:19,988 --> 00:42:21,823
Oh!

737
00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:23,158
No, thank you.

738
00:42:23,241 --> 00:42:26,744
Oh, come on. Stop it with this nonsense.

739
00:42:26,828 --> 00:42:29,664
Believe me, all I want
is to eat that sandwich,

740
00:42:29,747 --> 00:42:32,625
but I can't break my strike
with 100 nuns out there.

741
00:42:32,708 --> 00:42:34,419
Please take it away!

742
00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:42,302
You still worry about
what your friends think?

743
00:42:42,385 --> 00:42:44,429
You think I'm acting childish?

744
00:42:45,388 --> 00:42:48,266
Who's the one plotting revenge
in her bed like a gangbanger?

745
00:42:50,101 --> 00:42:51,102
Here.

746
00:42:52,187 --> 00:42:56,316
We can sandwich toast to
orgasms and do our time in peace.

747
00:42:57,608 --> 00:43:00,028
Are you going to talk to SIS about Parker?

748
00:43:00,111 --> 00:43:03,698
I can't sandwich toast
to climaxes and peace

749
00:43:03,781 --> 00:43:05,033
while you plot a war.

750
00:43:05,909 --> 00:43:07,535
And what happens in the meantime?

751
00:43:07,618 --> 00:43:08,703
By remaining silent,

752
00:43:08,786 --> 00:43:12,457
you let this... clearly
dangerous woman stay here.

753
00:43:12,540 --> 00:43:15,210
How long before she hurts someone else?

754
00:43:15,293 --> 00:43:16,711
One of your girls?

755
00:43:16,794 --> 00:43:17,795
Oh.

756
00:43:18,796 --> 00:43:24,010
You eat and I sing like a canary, huh?

757
00:43:26,637 --> 00:43:29,807
We abandon our principles together.

758
00:43:33,478 --> 00:43:35,521
You found her out by the greenhouse?

759
00:43:37,190 --> 00:43:39,150
What was she doing out there?

760
00:43:40,318 --> 00:43:45,531
I do not remember taking
Lady Locksley out there.

761
00:43:45,615 --> 00:43:47,492
I do not!

762
00:43:52,163 --> 00:43:55,750
Now, it is quite possible that
she has been interfered with.

763
00:43:55,833 --> 00:43:58,920
Can you tell us where you were at
the time the incident took place?

764
00:43:59,004 --> 00:44:01,965
I don't know. When did
the incident take place?

765
00:44:02,048 --> 00:44:04,885
We're not sure. We have a window.

766
00:44:04,968 --> 00:44:07,803
How did your lock end up in
the yard by the greenhouse?

767
00:44:07,888 --> 00:44:10,056
We're not sure. We have a window.

768
00:44:10,140 --> 00:44:12,017
- Who's we?
- Who?

769
00:44:13,018 --> 00:44:16,854
Miss Warren, you've spent your
fair share of time in Psych.

770
00:44:17,730 --> 00:44:19,732
You have a history of violent outbursts.

771
00:44:19,815 --> 00:44:23,653
The incident with inmate Waterstone
in which you broke her collarbone.

772
00:44:23,736 --> 00:44:26,990
The circumstances behind the
"accident" in the woodshop.

773
00:44:27,073 --> 00:44:28,533
Several assaults.

774
00:44:28,616 --> 00:44:31,077
An episode in which you removed
all of your clothes and...

775
00:44:31,161 --> 00:44:32,954
Uh, uh, my therapist says,

776
00:44:33,038 --> 00:44:36,707
"Yesterday is history,
tomorrow is a mystery."

777
00:44:38,168 --> 00:44:41,462
We understand there was some bad blood
between Miss Parker and Mrs. Reznikov.

778
00:44:41,546 --> 00:44:43,256
We further understand that

779
00:44:43,339 --> 00:44:45,633
you and Miss Parker have
a close relationship?

780
00:44:45,716 --> 00:44:49,345
Yeah, Vee and I are close. That's right.

781
00:44:49,429 --> 00:44:51,639
Do you think she slocked Mrs. Reznikov?

782
00:44:51,722 --> 00:44:55,601
No. No, no. Vee doesn't do that.

783
00:44:55,685 --> 00:44:58,896
She's the brains, I'm the muscle.

784
00:45:00,065 --> 00:45:01,482
You're the muscle?

785
00:45:01,566 --> 00:45:03,609
You happen to flex in the greenhouse?

786
00:45:03,693 --> 00:45:04,902
- Maybe.
- Maybe?

787
00:45:04,986 --> 00:45:06,612
So we've gone from "no" to "maybe"?

788
00:45:06,696 --> 00:45:07,697
No.

789
00:45:07,780 --> 00:45:08,781
No?

790
00:45:09,490 --> 00:45:10,491
Yes.

791
00:45:10,575 --> 00:45:12,202
Yes?

792
00:45:12,285 --> 00:45:15,330
Look... I'm feeling confused.

793
00:45:15,413 --> 00:45:17,415
Is there something you'd like to tell us?

794
00:45:17,498 --> 00:45:18,874
No.

795
00:45:18,959 --> 00:45:22,587
Yes. No. Yes. No. No!

796
00:45:22,670 --> 00:45:24,755
Yes! No! Yes! No.

797
00:45:24,839 --> 00:45:27,717
Wait, no, yes, no, yes, no, no, yes, no.

798
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:32,305
No, no, no. Yes. No. No. No, no,
no. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. No, no, no...

799
00:45:34,349 --> 00:45:35,725
You know, when I was a kid,

800
00:45:35,808 --> 00:45:38,603
I used to think that there
were people in the radio.

801
00:45:38,686 --> 00:45:41,314
Like, these little itty-bitty
people that climbed in

802
00:45:41,397 --> 00:45:45,693
and played on their mini instruments
and sang into their tiny microphones!

803
00:45:47,153 --> 00:45:49,322
That's stupid.

804
00:45:49,405 --> 00:45:52,867
I used to put Scotch Tape around my dolls

805
00:45:52,950 --> 00:45:55,036
so I'd know if they
moved when I was sleeping.

806
00:45:57,663 --> 00:45:59,915
They never did.

807
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,336
But I always wondered
if they were smart enough

808
00:46:03,419 --> 00:46:08,924
to go back to their exact
positions and put the tape back on

809
00:46:09,009 --> 00:46:11,052
so I wouldn't know.

810
00:46:11,136 --> 00:46:12,887
Hey, did you ever see that movie,

811
00:46:12,970 --> 00:46:16,682
the one where there's the cowboy and
he's, like, the king of the castle

812
00:46:16,766 --> 00:46:21,562
and then this astronaut shows
up and he tries to take over

813
00:46:21,646 --> 00:46:23,856
and so the cowboy attempts to murder him,

814
00:46:23,939 --> 00:46:25,941
but instead

815
00:46:26,026 --> 00:46:30,696
the astronaut is taken hostage
by, like, this evil psychopath

816
00:46:30,780 --> 00:46:33,199
and the cowboy has to rescue him

817
00:46:33,283 --> 00:46:35,826
and then they end up
becoming really good friends?

818
00:46:36,494 --> 00:46:37,495
Toy Story?

819
00:46:37,578 --> 00:46:40,081
Oh, my God! Toy Story!
That's it, that's it.

820
00:46:40,165 --> 00:46:42,750
I love that movie. Oh!

821
00:46:45,503 --> 00:46:48,756
You got one fucked-up
perspective on the world, kid.

822
00:46:48,839 --> 00:46:50,800
Yeah, I hear that a lot.

823
00:46:51,717 --> 00:46:54,845
I guess that's why I gotta be locked up.

824
00:46:54,929 --> 00:46:55,971
No...

825
00:46:57,682 --> 00:46:59,767
that's what makes you great.

826
00:47:03,729 --> 00:47:05,273
Thanks, Rosa.

827
00:48:14,259 --> 00:48:16,427
Hey, you ever think about
Jay-Z and Beyoncé fucking?

828
00:48:16,511 --> 00:48:19,389
'Cause I do. Like, more
than I do myself, even.

829
00:48:19,472 --> 00:48:21,849
You don't think that's weird?

830
00:48:21,932 --> 00:48:22,933
Who's been in here?

831
00:48:23,017 --> 00:48:26,521
Yo... in case math ain't your jam,

832
00:48:26,604 --> 00:48:28,939
you know I got, like,
50 pounds on you, easy!

833
00:48:36,447 --> 00:48:38,658
Who the fuck has been in here?

834
00:48:38,741 --> 00:48:39,909
I don't know, man.

835
00:48:39,992 --> 00:48:42,328
I don't know.

836
00:48:46,874 --> 00:48:48,834
Damn. Fuck.

837
00:48:49,794 --> 00:48:53,964
♪ This is a little
song about the nuns ♪

838
00:48:55,758 --> 00:48:59,637
♪ Fiercer, meaner, crueler
Ruder than the Huns ♪

839
00:49:00,971 --> 00:49:03,891
♪ I am forced to babysit them ♪

840
00:49:03,974 --> 00:49:06,060
♪ When I thought that I had quit them ♪

841
00:49:06,143 --> 00:49:11,023
♪ Oh, I kind of hope that
they all get the runs ♪

842
00:49:11,106 --> 00:49:13,526
You know, she's not even a nun anymore?

843
00:49:13,609 --> 00:49:15,653
The way we see it, she's
still married to Jesus.

844
00:49:15,736 --> 00:49:17,822
We're Catholics. No divorce.

845
00:49:20,616 --> 00:49:23,994
♪ This is a song about my mom and dad ♪

846
00:49:25,162 --> 00:49:29,209
♪ And the divorce that
they should have had ♪

847
00:49:32,628 --> 00:49:34,171
Oh, jeez.

848
00:49:36,716 --> 00:49:37,717
Whoa.

849
00:49:39,093 --> 00:49:40,220
You look rough, Red.

850
00:49:40,303 --> 00:49:41,512
Yeah, well...

851
00:49:42,472 --> 00:49:45,641
repeated shots to the
head with a lock in a sock

852
00:49:45,725 --> 00:49:47,227
will do that to a person.

853
00:49:48,436 --> 00:49:50,730
Thank you for coming to see me.

854
00:49:50,813 --> 00:49:52,357
But you asked.

855
00:49:54,191 --> 00:49:55,360
So...

856
00:49:56,277 --> 00:49:59,572
SIS... thinks they got it figured out.

857
00:50:00,615 --> 00:50:03,284
They're pinning everything on Crazy Eye...

858
00:50:03,368 --> 00:50:04,577
On Warren.

859
00:50:04,660 --> 00:50:07,455
They got some kind of
half confession out of her,

860
00:50:07,538 --> 00:50:09,039
and that's good enough for them.

861
00:50:10,625 --> 00:50:11,792
They wanna go home.

862
00:50:11,876 --> 00:50:13,878
Red has something she wants to tell you.

863
00:50:13,961 --> 00:50:17,798
I can speak for myself.
Thank you, hungry nun.

864
00:50:25,014 --> 00:50:26,807
So...

865
00:50:26,891 --> 00:50:28,058
Healy...

866
00:50:30,436 --> 00:50:33,564
you have to bring SIS back in here.

867
00:50:34,482 --> 00:50:36,484
You've already made your statement.

868
00:50:36,567 --> 00:50:39,820
Like I said, SIS thinks
they have their gal.

869
00:50:41,113 --> 00:50:43,283
You know she didn't do it.

870
00:50:44,284 --> 00:50:47,036
I'm trying to do the
right thing here, Healy.

871
00:50:48,078 --> 00:50:49,289
Help me.

872
00:50:49,372 --> 00:50:51,499
I... I don't know anything.

873
00:50:53,293 --> 00:50:57,463
You'd let the crazy one take
the hit for the real evil?

874
00:50:57,547 --> 00:50:59,757
Where's your fight, Healy?

875
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:01,676
You used to care.

876
00:51:04,554 --> 00:51:07,557
Where was your conscience when
they were in here the first time?

877
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:10,351
It was buried under her
mistrust for the system...

878
00:51:11,143 --> 00:51:13,020
but she's trying to do right.

879
00:51:16,231 --> 00:51:19,569
Yeah... well, you know what you
get when you try around here?

880
00:51:20,486 --> 00:51:21,862
Not much.

881
00:51:24,949 --> 00:51:27,034
Have a nice day.

882
00:51:27,117 --> 00:51:29,036
You take care of yourself, okay?

883
00:51:41,298 --> 00:51:42,675
Miss Cisneros.

884
00:51:42,758 --> 00:51:43,801
Hello.

885
00:51:47,805 --> 00:51:50,891
There's a chair outside in the
hallway if you'd like to wait there.

886
00:51:50,975 --> 00:51:52,852
I gotta stay. It's policy.

887
00:51:52,935 --> 00:51:54,687
I understand, of course...

888
00:51:54,770 --> 00:51:57,815
but I would appreciate a few
moments alone with my patient.

889
00:51:57,898 --> 00:51:59,066
I'm just doing my job.

890
00:51:59,149 --> 00:52:00,360
It's all right, Doc.

891
00:52:01,486 --> 00:52:02,903
I'm used to it.

892
00:52:04,489 --> 00:52:05,573
Fine.

893
00:52:06,866 --> 00:52:09,201
Miss Cisneros, we've received your results.

894
00:52:09,284 --> 00:52:10,578
I'm dying, I know.

895
00:52:12,329 --> 00:52:14,248
Well... yes, that's true.

896
00:52:15,082 --> 00:52:17,167
- But...
- Look, Doc...

897
00:52:18,669 --> 00:52:21,130
I don't need any bullshit about...

898
00:52:21,213 --> 00:52:25,385
percentages or millimeters or stages.

899
00:52:28,888 --> 00:52:34,101
Do me a favor and talk
to me like you would if...

900
00:52:34,894 --> 00:52:37,229
I was a person you loved.

901
00:52:42,026 --> 00:52:43,569
The chemo's not working.

902
00:52:44,654 --> 00:52:46,155
This cancer is aggressive.

903
00:52:53,996 --> 00:52:55,873
How long I got?

904
00:52:57,458 --> 00:53:00,127
Three to six weeks, I'd say.

905
00:53:07,092 --> 00:53:08,719
Thank you.

906
00:53:10,638 --> 00:53:12,473
You hear that, my love?

907
00:53:12,557 --> 00:53:14,934
Mommy's not going far away.

908
00:53:15,017 --> 00:53:16,727
She's staying right here.

909
00:53:16,811 --> 00:53:18,729
So we can see her...

910
00:53:21,148 --> 00:53:22,399
kiss her...

911
00:53:22,483 --> 00:53:25,110
and tell her all about how our day was...

912
00:53:25,194 --> 00:53:28,155
and how we read that book Fraidyzoo...

913
00:53:28,238 --> 00:53:30,115
and how your diaper leaked
all over Daddy's pants.

914
00:53:31,742 --> 00:53:33,368
That's right.

915
00:53:33,453 --> 00:53:35,580
We're very excited, right, baby?

916
00:53:35,663 --> 00:53:37,790
We are so excited.

917
00:53:38,791 --> 00:53:39,834
Aren't we?

918
00:53:42,211 --> 00:53:43,504
Yeah.

919
00:53:43,588 --> 00:53:45,840
Do you hate us?

920
00:53:45,923 --> 00:53:47,174
Please tell us you don't hate us...

921
00:53:47,257 --> 00:53:51,637
because you're still my best friend
and I don't have a lot of women friends,

922
00:53:51,721 --> 00:53:55,224
and I love you, and I can't imagine
a world where you're not my friend.

923
00:53:56,892 --> 00:53:58,185
We want your blessing.

924
00:53:59,562 --> 00:54:01,355
You're kidding me, right?

925
00:54:01,438 --> 00:54:03,315
You did cheat on me.

926
00:54:03,398 --> 00:54:05,526
That doesn't mean I don't
get to have feelings.

927
00:54:05,610 --> 00:54:07,528
If only my nipples smelled like marzipan.

928
00:54:07,612 --> 00:54:09,864
You told him that?

929
00:54:10,990 --> 00:54:12,617
Oh, Jesus...

930
00:54:12,700 --> 00:54:16,036
He didn't need to know what
Alex's nipples smelled like.

931
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,706
It weirdly made him
feel better for a minute.

932
00:54:19,624 --> 00:54:21,291
Fuck you.

933
00:54:22,251 --> 00:54:23,460
Fuck both of you.

934
00:54:24,253 --> 00:54:25,254
You're right.

935
00:54:25,337 --> 00:54:26,631
She's right. Ugh...

936
00:54:27,882 --> 00:54:28,883
This is so insane.

937
00:54:28,966 --> 00:54:30,551
I'm so sorry. We shouldn't have come.

938
00:54:30,635 --> 00:54:32,261
No, no.

939
00:54:33,804 --> 00:54:35,472
We talked about this. It makes sense.

940
00:54:40,144 --> 00:54:41,646
- Pipes...
- Stop it.

941
00:54:44,148 --> 00:54:45,190
Fine.

942
00:54:46,609 --> 00:54:49,278
But let's be realistic about this.

943
00:54:51,030 --> 00:54:53,783
We both have known you a really long time.

944
00:54:53,866 --> 00:54:57,578
It's not like you're suddenly
gonna disappear out of our lives.

945
00:54:57,662 --> 00:55:00,581
That's... that's not what we want at least.

946
00:55:02,249 --> 00:55:04,710
We? Oh, God...

947
00:55:04,794 --> 00:55:07,171
Oh, God, gross.

948
00:55:07,254 --> 00:55:08,923
Can we be adults about this, please?

949
00:55:09,006 --> 00:55:10,675
Sure.

950
00:55:10,758 --> 00:55:11,842
Okay.

951
00:55:13,761 --> 00:55:15,387
Let's be adults.

952
00:55:15,470 --> 00:55:19,809
Let's get this all out on the table...
just so that we're clear, okay?

953
00:55:19,892 --> 00:55:21,561
The first person...

954
00:55:21,644 --> 00:55:23,103
that you fuck...

955
00:55:24,063 --> 00:55:25,606
after we break up...

956
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:28,358
is my best friend.

957
00:55:28,442 --> 00:55:30,027
My married...

958
00:55:30,986 --> 00:55:32,863
best friend.

959
00:55:34,323 --> 00:55:35,324
And you...

960
00:55:36,158 --> 00:55:37,993
you have a newborn.

961
00:55:40,079 --> 00:55:42,289
I mean, was your vagina
even fuckable at that point

962
00:55:42,372 --> 00:55:45,500
or were you just squirting
your milk all over him?

963
00:55:46,418 --> 00:55:48,003
And then you did the worst thing.

964
00:55:48,087 --> 00:55:49,088
You decided...

965
00:55:50,464 --> 00:55:52,007
to fall in love.

966
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,928
And then you thought, "You
know what'd be a great idea?

967
00:55:56,011 --> 00:55:59,640
"Let's go visit... Piper in prison...

968
00:55:59,724 --> 00:56:01,934
"because that's where she lives...

969
00:56:02,017 --> 00:56:05,145
"because things are going so great for her,

970
00:56:05,229 --> 00:56:07,272
"and let's sit across from her...

971
00:56:08,523 --> 00:56:10,985
"and ask for her blessing...

972
00:56:11,068 --> 00:56:14,196
"so that we can walk
away... feeling absolved

973
00:56:14,279 --> 00:56:18,367
"of all of the fucked-up
choices that we have made."

974
00:56:19,409 --> 00:56:20,995
You're right.

975
00:56:21,078 --> 00:56:22,872
It's fucked up.

976
00:56:22,955 --> 00:56:25,499
I know that. Larry knows that.

977
00:56:26,541 --> 00:56:29,503
But we didn't decide to
love each other, Piper.

978
00:56:29,586 --> 00:56:30,755
It just happened.

979
00:56:31,672 --> 00:56:33,132
The way love does.

980
00:56:39,096 --> 00:56:41,515
And my vagina bounced back really fast.

981
00:56:52,777 --> 00:56:55,404
Hey... Mr. Healy. Hi.

982
00:56:57,114 --> 00:56:58,407
What do you think?

983
00:56:59,408 --> 00:57:01,285
I prefer long hair.

984
00:57:01,368 --> 00:57:03,829
Hey, but it's counter-culture.

985
00:57:04,872 --> 00:57:06,206
Do you even know what that means?

986
00:57:06,290 --> 00:57:07,332
Not really.

987
00:57:09,376 --> 00:57:11,003
But I don't really think it matters...

988
00:57:11,086 --> 00:57:14,256
as long as you say your opinion
louder than everybody else's.

989
00:57:14,339 --> 00:57:15,716
- Have a good one, Doggett.
- Hold on.

990
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:16,967
- Hey!
- Wait!

991
00:57:17,051 --> 00:57:18,177
I wanna talk to you.

992
00:57:18,260 --> 00:57:20,930
I wanna do a make-up class
for Safe Place, all right?

993
00:57:21,013 --> 00:57:22,306
I have a lot of free time this week.

994
00:57:22,389 --> 00:57:24,641
You seemed to be pretty busy yesterday.

995
00:57:24,725 --> 00:57:26,727
Is that why you're all sourpussed?

996
00:57:26,811 --> 00:57:30,230
You sad 'cause I have
another friend besides you?

997
00:57:30,981 --> 00:57:32,191
I thought we had the same values.

998
00:57:32,274 --> 00:57:34,068
We do have the same values.

999
00:57:34,151 --> 00:57:38,447
We like to express ourselves, and
we like to be kind to people, right?

1000
00:57:39,489 --> 00:57:42,785
I mean, because of you, Mr.
Healy, I made a new friend,

1001
00:57:42,868 --> 00:57:46,789
somebody that I would've never
talked to, and you know it.

1002
00:57:47,456 --> 00:57:50,250
I mean, now, is that
something else or what?

1003
00:57:50,334 --> 00:57:53,087
Touch me again and we're
gonna have a problem.

1004
00:57:53,170 --> 00:57:54,254
Do you understand?

1005
00:57:54,338 --> 00:57:55,464
All right, listen.

1006
00:57:56,465 --> 00:57:57,591
You don't gotta talk, okay?

1007
00:57:57,674 --> 00:58:01,595
I know you got issues with the butchies,
and you're not that far off the mark.

1008
00:58:01,678 --> 00:58:04,932
And I know you're pissed off at
me that I didn't make it to group.

1009
00:58:05,015 --> 00:58:07,184
Sorry, but I want you to know something.

1010
00:58:08,018 --> 00:58:09,937
I am forever grateful to you.

1011
00:58:12,106 --> 00:58:15,525
'Cause you're the only person...
in my whole life that's...

1012
00:58:18,278 --> 00:58:20,364
ever taken the time to talk to me.

1013
00:58:21,824 --> 00:58:23,325
And it just seems like...

1014
00:58:23,408 --> 00:58:26,495
you're really good at what you
do and that you really care.

1015
00:58:28,497 --> 00:58:32,376
And I will never finger her and
I will never let her finger me.

1016
00:58:52,021 --> 00:58:54,231
This is all part of
making the evil go away.

1017
00:59:01,405 --> 00:59:02,447
Okay.

1018
00:59:21,258 --> 00:59:23,010
And the final step.

1019
00:59:44,281 --> 00:59:46,450
Hey, hey.

1020
00:59:47,659 --> 00:59:49,536
Why don't you tell me what happened?

1021
00:59:50,704 --> 00:59:52,372
I hit her...

1022
00:59:52,456 --> 00:59:54,249
and hit her...

1023
00:59:54,333 --> 00:59:55,750
and hit her.

1024
00:59:58,087 --> 00:59:59,171
Why did you do that?

1025
00:59:59,254 --> 01:00:00,840
I don't remember.

1026
01:00:02,716 --> 01:00:04,301
You don't remember doing it...

1027
01:00:04,384 --> 01:00:06,428
or you don't remember why?

1028
01:00:06,511 --> 01:00:09,056
I don't remember.

1029
01:00:13,018 --> 01:00:14,353
Did you attack Red?

1030
01:00:14,436 --> 01:00:16,188
Vee said I did.

1031
01:00:17,147 --> 01:00:20,567
Those men who were here said
I did. Shouldn't I believe 'em?

1032
01:00:20,650 --> 01:00:21,902
No.

1033
01:00:21,986 --> 01:00:23,153
You should know what you did.

1034
01:00:23,237 --> 01:00:26,156
I can't remember!

1035
01:00:27,616 --> 01:00:31,620
Now, I thought I was...
mopping in the warehouse.

1036
01:00:31,703 --> 01:00:33,747
Turns out, I was slocking
in the greenhouse.

1037
01:00:33,830 --> 01:00:39,378
I must... you know, I must've mixed up
"ware" and "green" or "mop" and "slock."

1038
01:00:39,461 --> 01:00:40,837
That could happen...

1039
01:00:42,089 --> 01:00:43,090
right?

1040
01:00:43,173 --> 01:00:44,633
It's very unlikely.

1041
01:00:45,425 --> 01:00:46,468
Yes.

1042
01:00:47,552 --> 01:00:49,054
But who can I trust?

1043
01:00:49,138 --> 01:00:50,430
Yourself.

1044
01:00:52,349 --> 01:00:54,851
No.

1045
01:00:56,853 --> 01:00:57,980
No.

1046
01:01:00,357 --> 01:01:02,192
I'm unreliable.

1047
01:01:07,572 --> 01:01:09,158
Is Red gonna be okay?

1048
01:01:10,951 --> 01:01:12,536
I always liked her.

1049
01:01:13,328 --> 01:01:15,956
She's... scary,

1050
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:20,794
but... her hair is like the Heat
Miser in that Christmas special...

1051
01:01:20,877 --> 01:01:21,921
don't you think?

1052
01:01:24,965 --> 01:01:28,843
She's, uh... Mrs. Green Christmas.

1053
01:01:28,928 --> 01:01:30,387
She's Mrs. Sun.

1054
01:01:33,515 --> 01:01:34,641
Yeah.

1055
01:01:38,062 --> 01:01:39,438
So...

1056
01:01:42,816 --> 01:01:45,527
what's gonna happen to me now?

1057
01:01:53,285 --> 01:01:57,247
Oh, good, you're packing up.

1058
01:01:57,331 --> 01:02:01,001
I just got word that I am
officially taking over your job.

1059
01:02:03,503 --> 01:02:06,506
Permanently or interim
till they find someone real?

1060
01:02:07,132 --> 01:02:08,675
He's giving you a trial run, isn't he?

1061
01:02:08,758 --> 01:02:10,927
What is it, 48 hours, 72?

1062
01:02:11,011 --> 01:02:13,763
Can you not fuck up for a few
days? There's a real challenge.

1063
01:02:13,847 --> 01:02:15,599
Meanwhile...

1064
01:02:15,682 --> 01:02:21,313
your shapely ass is canned while
mine is sitting in that chair.

1065
01:02:21,396 --> 01:02:24,149
I wasn't canned. I resigned.

1066
01:02:24,233 --> 01:02:26,526
I am leaving with a
commendation from the warden

1067
01:02:26,610 --> 01:02:29,154
about my dedicated service
to this institution,

1068
01:02:29,238 --> 01:02:33,158
and a press release about how
sad he is that I have decided

1069
01:02:33,242 --> 01:02:37,871
to devote myself to politics and
possibly motherhood full-time.

1070
01:02:37,954 --> 01:02:40,082
How the fuck do you do that?

1071
01:02:40,874 --> 01:02:42,876
How do you keep getting away with shit?

1072
01:02:42,959 --> 01:02:44,419
I'm not getting away with anything.

1073
01:02:44,503 --> 01:02:45,712
The warden is simply smart enough

1074
01:02:45,795 --> 01:02:48,048
to realize he doesn't
want a scandal on his hands

1075
01:02:48,132 --> 01:02:51,510
and he doesn't wanna make a
political enemy of my husband.

1076
01:02:52,761 --> 01:02:53,803
Your gay husband?

1077
01:02:56,056 --> 01:02:57,474
Your band sucks.

1078
01:02:57,557 --> 01:02:59,226
Your blowjobs suck.

1079
01:03:02,146 --> 01:03:03,897
I was good at my job, Joe.

1080
01:03:04,814 --> 01:03:06,983
It was complicated but I made it work.

1081
01:03:07,067 --> 01:03:08,277
Let's see how you do.

1082
01:03:09,903 --> 01:03:11,613
Well, I figure, for starters,

1083
01:03:11,696 --> 01:03:15,867
if I simply don't embezzle
and lie and neglect...

1084
01:03:15,950 --> 01:03:19,246
Oh, save it. I'm tired and I'm leaving.

1085
01:03:19,329 --> 01:03:22,916
Good luck with your noble intentions.
This place'll beat 'em out of you quick.

1086
01:03:36,263 --> 01:03:38,807
Well, Amanda has a theory
that it's all because of

1087
01:03:38,890 --> 01:03:42,227
the cycle of poverty and the bad
schools and the government cheese

1088
01:03:42,311 --> 01:03:45,439
and because I'm brown
and my mom was on crack.

1089
01:03:45,522 --> 01:03:48,692
But I think it's because...

1090
01:03:48,775 --> 01:03:50,152
I was just being an asshole.

1091
01:03:50,235 --> 01:03:52,779
I thought you said no mushy shit.

1092
01:03:52,862 --> 01:03:55,699
I'm sorry, P. I really am.

1093
01:03:57,284 --> 01:04:00,495
Yeah, well... Mackenzie thinks
it's repressed frustration

1094
01:04:00,579 --> 01:04:01,621
'cause you ain't never been to Paris.

1095
01:04:01,705 --> 01:04:04,499
It's probably that, too.

1096
01:04:04,583 --> 01:04:05,584
Oh, shit.

1097
01:04:06,460 --> 01:04:07,461
Outlander.

1098
01:04:07,544 --> 01:04:09,213
- You ever read this?
- Nah.

1099
01:04:09,296 --> 01:04:11,881
Lady travels back in time
to Scotland and some shit,

1100
01:04:11,965 --> 01:04:17,971
hooks up with this big sexy outlaw type
and they be gettin' it day in and day out.

1101
01:04:18,054 --> 01:04:19,055
Yo, it's hot!

1102
01:04:19,139 --> 01:04:22,976
But the dude's, like... pale with red hair.

1103
01:04:23,059 --> 01:04:24,144
Not my thing.

1104
01:04:24,228 --> 01:04:27,939
But if I go back in
time, I go back to Africa.

1105
01:04:28,022 --> 01:04:31,860
I find me a Nubian king
with a Nubian thing.

1106
01:04:35,864 --> 01:04:38,950
Yo, look, when I was a kid, my parents
rented that movie Back to the Future.

1107
01:04:39,033 --> 01:04:40,577
I was mad convinced.

1108
01:04:40,660 --> 01:04:42,454
So, like, every time I left the house,

1109
01:04:42,537 --> 01:04:45,832
my backpack was full of stuff
just in case I went back in time.

1110
01:04:45,915 --> 01:04:48,460
I was all ready for my DeLorean...

1111
01:04:48,543 --> 01:04:49,544
but it never came.

1112
01:04:53,382 --> 01:04:55,091
Yo, P.

1113
01:04:55,175 --> 01:04:56,593
The fuck do y'all want, man?

1114
01:04:56,676 --> 01:04:59,179
Chill, you fuckin' book
ninja. We come in peace.

1115
01:04:59,263 --> 01:05:01,681
For real. This shit's gone too far.

1116
01:05:01,765 --> 01:05:04,351
Yeah, well, took you fucking
long enough to notice.

1117
01:05:04,434 --> 01:05:06,353
That bitch went crazy on my ass.

1118
01:05:06,436 --> 01:05:09,939
"Where's my shit? Where's my
shit?" She cracked wide open.

1119
01:05:10,023 --> 01:05:13,527
Wait. What shit? Her shit shit?

1120
01:05:13,610 --> 01:05:14,778
Oh, shit.

1121
01:05:14,861 --> 01:05:17,071
Went missing, yeah.

1122
01:05:17,739 --> 01:05:19,032
She's out of her mind.

1123
01:05:19,115 --> 01:05:20,950
Guessing she'll be coming after y'all next.

1124
01:05:21,034 --> 01:05:22,286
Yo, but we ain't got her shit.

1125
01:05:22,369 --> 01:05:24,913
She talkin' about takin'
everybody out for it.

1126
01:05:24,996 --> 01:05:26,915
Look, I don't care if y'all got it or not.

1127
01:05:26,998 --> 01:05:27,999
I just wanna know

1128
01:05:28,082 --> 01:05:31,586
I'm not getting slocked in my
bed or shanked on the dooker.

1129
01:05:31,670 --> 01:05:33,004
Yo, if she's suspecting y'all,

1130
01:05:33,087 --> 01:05:35,674
then that means she ain't
got no people no more...

1131
01:05:35,757 --> 01:05:37,133
except Crazy Eyes.

1132
01:05:37,217 --> 01:05:41,305
Mmm-mmm, Crazy Eyes be out with
SIS takin' the fall for doin' Red.

1133
01:05:41,388 --> 01:05:44,224
Vee got that noodle-brain
convinced she did it.

1134
01:05:44,308 --> 01:05:45,809
We kind of helped with that, too.

1135
01:05:45,892 --> 01:05:48,395
I hope you right with
your God with that one.

1136
01:05:48,478 --> 01:05:51,105
Hey, don't make us try and
feel badder than we already do.

1137
01:05:51,190 --> 01:05:54,943
Y'all was with Vee, too. Y'all
was doing sketchy shit, too.

1138
01:05:56,611 --> 01:05:59,364
She must really be losin'
it over them drugs, huh?

1139
01:05:59,448 --> 01:06:00,782
Lost it.

1140
01:06:00,865 --> 01:06:02,158
Yo, maybe we can make this right.

1141
01:06:04,328 --> 01:06:07,456
I mean... Vee got no one. We all talkin'.

1142
01:06:07,539 --> 01:06:09,749
- So we jump her? Pow, pow, pow!
- Yo, don't!

1143
01:06:09,833 --> 01:06:10,834
I'm in.

1144
01:06:10,917 --> 01:06:13,462
No... I don't think we need to do all that.

1145
01:06:15,839 --> 01:06:19,343
Okay... I made an effort.

1146
01:06:24,889 --> 01:06:26,182
It's your turn.

1147
01:06:27,851 --> 01:06:29,394
Eat something.

1148
01:06:29,478 --> 01:06:30,687
Uh...

1149
01:06:34,774 --> 01:06:37,861
Fine.

1150
01:07:03,637 --> 01:07:05,138
Okay, Sister.

1151
01:07:05,221 --> 01:07:06,640
I've stopped your transfer.

1152
01:07:08,392 --> 01:07:09,809
I was being transferred?

1153
01:07:09,893 --> 01:07:12,937
That's right. You, Chapman
and a bunch of others.

1154
01:07:13,021 --> 01:07:14,856
Fig was having you all sent to Virginia.

1155
01:07:14,939 --> 01:07:17,984
I just took care of it.
You're all staying here.

1156
01:07:20,404 --> 01:07:21,738
Aren't you glad?

1157
01:07:21,821 --> 01:07:22,822
Well, it...

1158
01:07:22,906 --> 01:07:26,285
it's hard to be emotionally invested in
something I didn't know was happening,

1159
01:07:26,368 --> 01:07:29,746
but... yes, I... I
suppose that's good news.

1160
01:07:29,829 --> 01:07:30,872
Good.

1161
01:07:31,665 --> 01:07:33,292
I've done you a solid.

1162
01:07:34,501 --> 01:07:35,835
Now would you do something for me?

1163
01:07:37,379 --> 01:07:38,588
Eat something.

1164
01:07:39,298 --> 01:07:42,301
Don't eat a thing,
Ingalls. Fight the power.

1165
01:07:42,384 --> 01:07:44,218
Red, you're not helping.

1166
01:07:47,931 --> 01:07:49,265
Look...

1167
01:07:53,019 --> 01:07:54,270
Fig is out.

1168
01:07:55,397 --> 01:07:56,398
I'm in.

1169
01:07:56,481 --> 01:07:58,608
Give me a win here.

1170
01:07:58,692 --> 01:08:01,820
Let me show the administration
I can handle situations.

1171
01:08:03,405 --> 01:08:05,281
I wanna make a difference, Sister.

1172
01:08:06,199 --> 01:08:07,826
Would you do that for me?

1173
01:08:07,909 --> 01:08:08,910
Here...

1174
01:08:12,706 --> 01:08:14,624
I brought you a muffin.

1175
01:08:16,250 --> 01:08:17,586
Go ahead.

1176
01:08:19,003 --> 01:08:21,255
Go ahead... take a bite.

1177
01:08:22,006 --> 01:08:23,842
We'll call it a day.

1178
01:08:26,260 --> 01:08:27,471
Yeah.

1179
01:08:30,306 --> 01:08:31,391
Go ahead.

1180
01:08:36,938 --> 01:08:39,399
Excellent. All right.

1181
01:08:40,149 --> 01:08:41,275
Attagirl.

1182
01:08:43,945 --> 01:08:46,155
Now would you mind calling off your nuns?

1183
01:08:50,159 --> 01:08:51,327
Luschek.

1184
01:08:51,411 --> 01:08:52,662
Need to ask you something.

1185
01:08:54,163 --> 01:08:56,416
- You can buy it on the Internet.
- What?

1186
01:08:58,752 --> 01:09:00,294
Whatever you're looking for.

1187
01:09:00,379 --> 01:09:03,339
I guess I could help you
with what words to type in.

1188
01:09:03,423 --> 01:09:05,759
Do I wanna know that much about you?

1189
01:09:05,842 --> 01:09:08,387
What the fuck are you talking about?

1190
01:09:08,470 --> 01:09:10,764
I need to ask you about Warren.

1191
01:09:10,847 --> 01:09:12,098
Who?

1192
01:09:12,181 --> 01:09:13,349
Crazy Eyes.

1193
01:09:13,433 --> 01:09:14,434
Oh.

1194
01:09:16,478 --> 01:09:20,189
You might've seen her in electrical
around the time Red got slocked.

1195
01:09:20,273 --> 01:09:23,402
Cleaning up, sweeping the
floor, something like that.

1196
01:09:25,487 --> 01:09:28,156
I, uh... might have.

1197
01:09:29,783 --> 01:09:31,075
Well, that's great.

1198
01:09:32,285 --> 01:09:34,120
I need an interdepartmental work order

1199
01:09:34,203 --> 01:09:37,457
showing the specific time
that she reported to you.

1200
01:09:37,541 --> 01:09:39,459
And, uh...

1201
01:09:39,543 --> 01:09:42,587
you would owe me a big one
for lying for you, right?

1202
01:09:42,671 --> 01:09:45,840
You know, something to be
determined at a later date?

1203
01:09:45,924 --> 01:09:47,050
Sure.

1204
01:09:48,384 --> 01:09:49,385
Fine.

1205
01:09:51,763 --> 01:09:53,557
Here's the form.

1206
01:09:54,599 --> 01:09:55,642
Oh!

1207
01:09:57,060 --> 01:09:58,645
This is gonna be fun.

1208
01:09:58,728 --> 01:09:59,729
Turn around.

1209
01:10:04,693 --> 01:10:05,860
Thanks, Luschek.

1210
01:10:10,907 --> 01:10:12,075
Hey, Taystee.

1211
01:10:13,743 --> 01:10:14,744
How's my girl?

1212
01:10:14,828 --> 01:10:16,621
Who? Me?

1213
01:10:16,705 --> 01:10:18,164
Come on, now.

1214
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:22,544
I had to teach you a little
lesson, but... the time out is over.

1215
01:10:22,627 --> 01:10:23,878
Come on back.

1216
01:10:23,962 --> 01:10:25,004
Play with Mama.

1217
01:10:26,005 --> 01:10:27,841
I think I'll stay in the corner.

1218
01:10:27,924 --> 01:10:29,509
And while you in that corner, look around.

1219
01:10:29,593 --> 01:10:30,844
You wouldn't happen to be hiding

1220
01:10:30,927 --> 01:10:34,180
a big box of something
that's not yours, would you?

1221
01:10:34,263 --> 01:10:35,474
I didn't take your shit.

1222
01:10:35,557 --> 01:10:36,808
But you know who did!

1223
01:10:36,891 --> 01:10:37,934
Hey, guys.

1224
01:10:38,935 --> 01:10:39,978
What's going on?

1225
01:10:43,022 --> 01:10:45,900
This... does not concern you.

1226
01:10:50,196 --> 01:10:51,615
Taystee, we've been together long enough.

1227
01:10:51,698 --> 01:10:57,411
I don't have to remind you... what
happens when someone oversteps.

1228
01:11:02,208 --> 01:11:03,502
You mean like RJ?

1229
01:11:05,461 --> 01:11:06,546
Yes.

1230
01:11:07,589 --> 01:11:08,840
Like RJ.

1231
01:11:13,052 --> 01:11:15,054
You'd be 10 years dead now.

1232
01:11:15,138 --> 01:11:17,932
You'd be just another anonymous black child

1233
01:11:18,016 --> 01:11:21,019
buried six deep in a county field.

1234
01:11:23,271 --> 01:11:25,064
Here's the thing about mamas.

1235
01:11:25,940 --> 01:11:28,985
They're only mamas as
long as they got kids.

1236
01:11:29,068 --> 01:11:30,403
Without 'em, what are they?

1237
01:11:30,486 --> 01:11:33,156
Uh... nothing.

1238
01:11:33,239 --> 01:11:35,617
You got to have people.

1239
01:11:35,700 --> 01:11:38,369
Especially in here, you just got to.

1240
01:11:38,452 --> 01:11:42,791
Otherwise, you find yourself
vulnerable to all sorts of shit.

1241
01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:46,419
Lots of locks.

1242
01:11:46,502 --> 01:11:48,755
Lots of socks.

1243
01:11:51,675 --> 01:11:53,635
You're turning me out?

1244
01:11:55,845 --> 01:11:57,388
Fuck you.

1245
01:11:59,140 --> 01:12:01,100
You think I can't survive?

1246
01:12:02,185 --> 01:12:04,353
I will find a new family.

1247
01:12:05,855 --> 01:12:07,356
'Course you will.

1248
01:12:07,440 --> 01:12:12,612
As long as there's psychos like you,
there's always people willing to follow.

1249
01:12:12,696 --> 01:12:15,364
Yeah, I'm sure you'll find all
sorts of new suckers over at max.

1250
01:12:15,448 --> 01:12:17,491
Mmm-hmm. Yeah.

1251
01:12:17,576 --> 01:12:20,620
See, we feel real bad about Suzanne.

1252
01:12:20,704 --> 01:12:22,581
So we about to... What's
that... what's that word?

1253
01:12:22,664 --> 01:12:24,415
Recant.

1254
01:12:24,498 --> 01:12:27,627
Yeah, we about to recant our shit.

1255
01:12:27,711 --> 01:12:30,755
Yeah, you know who made up
that "never snitch" bullshit?

1256
01:12:31,923 --> 01:12:34,550
People who probably
deserved to be snitched on.

1257
01:12:35,802 --> 01:12:37,470
Taystee.

1258
01:12:39,973 --> 01:12:41,515
My Taystee Girl.

1259
01:12:49,816 --> 01:12:51,901
You break my heart.

1260
01:12:54,863 --> 01:12:56,280
Might be true...

1261
01:12:57,365 --> 01:12:58,658
if you had one.

1262
01:13:20,930 --> 01:13:23,307
Hey, you know what I was thinking?

1263
01:13:23,391 --> 01:13:25,769
You ever seen Toy Story 2?

1264
01:13:25,852 --> 01:13:29,188
You know, it's hard to believe,
but it's better than the first one.

1265
01:13:29,272 --> 01:13:34,277
And even though sequels never are...
this? This is the exception to the rule.

1266
01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:37,697
So, I was thinking, maybe we could
get them to play it next week.

1267
01:13:37,781 --> 01:13:39,991
Wouldn't that be good, huh?

1268
01:13:40,449 --> 01:13:41,617
She's done.

1269
01:13:42,493 --> 01:13:44,203
Done, done.

1270
01:13:45,496 --> 01:13:48,667
Only has a few more weeks.
That's what the doc said.

1271
01:13:50,501 --> 01:13:53,629
Man... it's real fucked
up to die in prison, right?

1272
01:13:54,964 --> 01:13:57,591
I mean, it's fucked up
to die, period, but...

1273
01:13:58,634 --> 01:14:00,136
this is really, I mean...

1274
01:14:02,096 --> 01:14:03,723
it's fucked up.

1275
01:14:22,158 --> 01:14:23,617
Man, I love this one.

1276
01:14:30,416 --> 01:14:32,251
Chapman.

1277
01:14:32,335 --> 01:14:33,962
Yeah?

1278
01:14:34,045 --> 01:14:36,297
You were right, you know?

1279
01:14:36,380 --> 01:14:38,507
What you said to me when I first got here.

1280
01:14:38,591 --> 01:14:40,384
What did I say?

1281
01:14:40,468 --> 01:14:42,595
You told me to find a wife...

1282
01:14:42,678 --> 01:14:45,098
someone to look out for me.

1283
01:14:45,181 --> 01:14:46,224
I should've listened.

1284
01:14:46,307 --> 01:14:48,517
Yeah, I was fucking with you.

1285
01:14:49,853 --> 01:14:50,854
I know.

1286
01:14:51,980 --> 01:14:53,106
But you were right.

1287
01:14:55,984 --> 01:14:58,486
God, this is the loneliest
place I've ever been

1288
01:14:58,569 --> 01:15:00,822
and I lived alone in a
tree for eight months.

1289
01:15:01,906 --> 01:15:03,825
Yeah, you're pretty
much on your own in here.

1290
01:15:03,908 --> 01:15:05,201
It sucks.

1291
01:15:06,535 --> 01:15:08,662
And no one understands.

1292
01:15:08,747 --> 01:15:12,333
Like, Meadow asked if she
could send me a care package.

1293
01:15:12,416 --> 01:15:14,919
She thinks this is camp.

1294
01:15:15,003 --> 01:15:18,256
But it's not. It's... awful.

1295
01:15:22,218 --> 01:15:24,971
I don't think I'm gonna
be the same when I get out.

1296
01:15:27,515 --> 01:15:28,808
Maybe that's okay.

1297
01:15:28,892 --> 01:15:31,227
It's not fucking okay.

1298
01:15:34,397 --> 01:15:35,731
I know.

1299
01:15:46,826 --> 01:15:48,577
Miss Warren.

1300
01:15:48,661 --> 01:15:50,997
Miss Warren!

1301
01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:52,581
The authorities will be here soon

1302
01:15:52,665 --> 01:15:56,419
to transfer you to another facility
to await trial on this charge.

1303
01:15:56,502 --> 01:15:58,087
Mmm.

1304
01:15:58,171 --> 01:16:00,006
Thank you for your cooperation.

1305
01:16:00,089 --> 01:16:05,261
Oh! "We say 'thank you, ' we say 'please,
' and 'excuse me, ' when we sneeze.

1306
01:16:05,344 --> 01:16:10,099
"That's the way we do what's right.
We have manners. We're polite."

1307
01:16:18,942 --> 01:16:20,359
What?

1308
01:16:20,443 --> 01:16:22,695
You wanna go home or not, huh?

1309
01:16:22,778 --> 01:16:24,989
I'm supposed to meet Cheryl
at the White Horse tonight.

1310
01:16:31,245 --> 01:16:32,538
Fine.

1311
01:16:32,621 --> 01:16:36,209
Good day, sir. I say, "Good day."

1312
01:16:36,292 --> 01:16:39,838
Thank you very much. Thank you
very much. No, thank you very much.

1313
01:16:39,921 --> 01:16:42,340
No, thank you very much.
Thank you very, very much.

1314
01:16:42,423 --> 01:16:43,507
Thank you very much.

1315
01:16:43,591 --> 01:16:45,634
Thank you. Go. Bye.

1316
01:16:45,718 --> 01:16:47,053
Excuse me, I need to recant my testimony.

1317
01:16:47,136 --> 01:16:48,221
Hey, hey, I got new information.

1318
01:16:48,304 --> 01:16:49,388
- It was Vee Parker.
- Yes.

1319
01:16:49,472 --> 01:16:51,182
- Vee Parker did it.
- Yo, you gotta believe us.

1320
01:16:51,265 --> 01:16:53,809
It might've seemed like it was Crazy
Eyes 'cause that bitch is crazy,

1321
01:16:53,893 --> 01:16:55,061
but it was not her.

1322
01:16:55,144 --> 01:16:57,063
Yeah, justice is not being served.

1323
01:16:57,146 --> 01:16:58,439
Ladies, I'm sorry. We're done for the day.

1324
01:16:58,522 --> 01:16:59,565
- No! No!
- Where is security?

1325
01:16:59,648 --> 01:17:01,567
Is there a CO around here?

1326
01:17:01,650 --> 01:17:03,736
Ladies, I strongly suggest
you clear this hallway.

1327
01:17:03,819 --> 01:17:05,571
- Just listen for one sec!
- It was Vee Parker!

1328
01:17:05,654 --> 01:17:07,490
Hold up. Hold up.

1329
01:17:07,573 --> 01:17:09,993
Oh, good, Mr. Healy,
please control your inmates.

1330
01:17:10,076 --> 01:17:11,911
Control? We don't need control.

1331
01:17:12,954 --> 01:17:14,663
I have a work order here.

1332
01:17:14,747 --> 01:17:18,334
There's no way Warren could've
done it. She was in electrical.

1333
01:17:18,417 --> 01:17:20,669
You gotta let her go. Case is still open.

1334
01:17:22,213 --> 01:17:23,839
Shit.

1335
01:17:25,841 --> 01:17:27,385
You should call Cheryl.

1336
01:17:27,468 --> 01:17:28,928
Yeah, you should call Cheryl.

1337
01:17:29,012 --> 01:17:31,305
"Honey, I'm gonna be home late."

1338
01:17:35,851 --> 01:17:37,020
Jesus.

1339
01:17:39,688 --> 01:17:40,689
Come in.

1340
01:17:44,027 --> 01:17:45,528
Welcome, John!

1341
01:17:46,654 --> 01:17:48,197
Huh?

1342
01:17:48,948 --> 01:17:50,199
You like my new office?

1343
01:17:51,534 --> 01:17:53,827
Yeah, it's, uh... it's very nice.

1344
01:17:55,829 --> 01:17:57,206
Look, Mr. Caputo...

1345
01:17:59,875 --> 01:18:02,586
I can't be a pussy anymore. I have to...

1346
01:18:02,670 --> 01:18:04,047
stand up and be a man.

1347
01:18:04,130 --> 01:18:05,339
Oh, no, don't.

1348
01:18:05,423 --> 01:18:07,591
Please don't tell me you
busted up another dorm.

1349
01:18:07,675 --> 01:18:09,135
- I can't...
- Daya's baby's mine.

1350
01:18:11,387 --> 01:18:12,721
The baby's mine.

1351
01:18:14,057 --> 01:18:15,934
I got her pregnant and she got scared,

1352
01:18:16,017 --> 01:18:19,812
so she had sex with Mendez so
that I wouldn't get blamed, but...

1353
01:18:20,854 --> 01:18:23,441
I have to step up. It's,
uh... it's my child...

1354
01:18:23,524 --> 01:18:25,109
- Stop talking.
- It's my child. It's my baby.

1355
01:18:25,193 --> 01:18:26,945
I said, "Stop talking."

1356
01:18:34,202 --> 01:18:36,662
Jesus tits.

1357
01:18:39,290 --> 01:18:40,666
It's my second day.

1358
01:18:41,584 --> 01:18:42,710
I can't.

1359
01:18:43,627 --> 01:18:45,754
I can't... I can't have this.

1360
01:18:48,216 --> 01:18:49,217
No.

1361
01:18:51,344 --> 01:18:52,345
This has been dealt with.

1362
01:18:52,428 --> 01:18:54,680
But the baby's mine.
Mendez is being prosecuted.

1363
01:18:54,763 --> 01:18:57,016
'Cause Mendez fucked her.

1364
01:18:57,100 --> 01:18:58,101
So did I!

1365
01:18:58,184 --> 01:18:59,893
No, you didn't.

1366
01:18:59,978 --> 01:19:01,854
Sir, I... I fucked her.

1367
01:19:01,937 --> 01:19:03,689
Do you love this girl, Bennett?

1368
01:19:06,942 --> 01:19:08,069
I do.

1369
01:19:09,070 --> 01:19:11,530
Then I suggest you keep your mouth shut

1370
01:19:11,614 --> 01:19:15,868
or I will send your love,
the town pump of Litchfield,

1371
01:19:15,951 --> 01:19:19,038
to a max facility where she
will spend her days in a cage

1372
01:19:19,122 --> 01:19:22,250
away from you and her
mother and her friends

1373
01:19:22,333 --> 01:19:26,379
until she delivers your child with
her hands and feet cuffed to a bed.

1374
01:19:30,633 --> 01:19:32,468
What do you want, Bennett?

1375
01:19:34,970 --> 01:19:36,222
Nothing, sir.

1376
01:19:37,723 --> 01:19:38,766
Good.

1377
01:19:43,979 --> 01:19:45,814
It's my second day.

1378
01:19:48,317 --> 01:19:50,819
My second fucking day.

1379
01:19:52,196 --> 01:19:53,322
Get out of here.

1380
01:19:55,824 --> 01:19:57,118
Yes, sir.

1381
01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:08,587
An inmate from Litchfield Federal Prison

1382
01:20:08,671 --> 01:20:09,922
is attempting to contact you.

1383
01:20:10,005 --> 01:20:13,008
To accept this call, please press one.

1384
01:20:13,092 --> 01:20:14,718
- Should we take that?
- It's Piper.

1385
01:20:15,803 --> 01:20:16,804
We have to.

1386
01:20:20,391 --> 01:20:21,434
Piper.

1387
01:20:21,517 --> 01:20:23,186
Hi, are you alone?

1388
01:20:24,937 --> 01:20:27,022
I'm in the car with
Polly. You're on speaker.

1389
01:20:27,106 --> 01:20:30,109
Ah! Of course I am.

1390
01:20:30,193 --> 01:20:32,111
Listen, do you wanna make it up to me?

1391
01:20:34,197 --> 01:20:36,031
Depends on what that means.

1392
01:20:36,115 --> 01:20:37,283
I need a favor.

1393
01:20:37,366 --> 01:20:41,036
And, Larry, if you're
not willing to do this...

1394
01:20:41,120 --> 01:20:43,497
then, Polly, I'm asking you.

1395
01:20:43,581 --> 01:20:44,582
What is it?

1396
01:20:44,665 --> 01:20:47,876
There's a probation officer
and his name is David Crockett.

1397
01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:49,128
Just like Davy Crockett.

1398
01:20:49,212 --> 01:20:53,716
He probably works for the federal division
of the Queens County probation office.

1399
01:20:53,799 --> 01:20:56,260
I'm sure that you can
find the bureau online.

1400
01:20:56,344 --> 01:20:57,345
Okay.

1401
01:20:57,428 --> 01:21:00,889
I need you to call him and tell him...

1402
01:21:02,015 --> 01:21:07,813
that Alex Vause is violating her probation

1403
01:21:07,896 --> 01:21:11,859
and that she is on her way out of town.

1404
01:21:11,942 --> 01:21:13,068
Is that true?

1405
01:21:13,152 --> 01:21:14,237
Yes.

1406
01:21:15,404 --> 01:21:16,947
And the purpose of this is what?

1407
01:21:17,030 --> 01:21:22,077
Larry, I am giving you the opportunity
to fuck over someone that you hate.

1408
01:21:23,662 --> 01:21:25,331
And why would I do that?

1409
01:21:25,414 --> 01:21:27,416
So she lands back in there with you?

1410
01:21:27,500 --> 01:21:29,042
Polly?

1411
01:21:32,671 --> 01:21:34,340
What's the office called, again?

1412
01:21:54,109 --> 01:21:55,653
Where is she?

1413
01:21:59,198 --> 01:22:00,949
Anybody seen Parker?

1414
01:22:03,452 --> 01:22:04,703
Parker?

1415
01:22:06,289 --> 01:22:08,957
You don't know where your inmates are?

1416
01:22:30,646 --> 01:22:31,647
Hello?

1417
01:22:31,730 --> 01:22:33,566
Jesus.

1418
01:22:37,486 --> 01:22:38,487
Okay.

1419
01:23:02,261 --> 01:23:04,597
The laundry room where the meth heads work?

1420
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:06,849
- What the fuck were you thinking?
- I was thinking

1421
01:23:06,932 --> 01:23:10,728
it's a place big enough to hold
it and it would have to do for now.

1422
01:23:10,811 --> 01:23:11,812
All right.

1423
01:23:12,646 --> 01:23:13,772
Oh, come on.

1424
01:23:13,856 --> 01:23:16,066
Start stuffing these down your
pants and head back to the warehouse.

1425
01:23:16,149 --> 01:23:18,652
I'll grab Caputo. We lead him
to it and we nail the bitch.

1426
01:23:18,736 --> 01:23:19,778
Wait a minute.

1427
01:23:19,862 --> 01:23:21,029
You want me to walk from
here to the warehouse

1428
01:23:21,113 --> 01:23:23,324
with heroin stuffed in my pants?

1429
01:23:23,407 --> 01:23:24,408
No fucking way.

1430
01:23:24,492 --> 01:23:27,786
Come on, you're already
bulky. No one's gonna notice.

1431
01:23:27,870 --> 01:23:29,121
Ha.

1432
01:23:29,204 --> 01:23:30,706
How'd you get it here in the first place?

1433
01:23:30,789 --> 01:23:32,458
Laundry bag. I hid it in some clothes.

1434
01:23:32,541 --> 01:23:34,585
You know, it makes sense to go
to laundry with a bag of clothes.

1435
01:23:34,668 --> 01:23:37,671
Makes no sense to go to the warehouse
with a laundry bag of clothes.

1436
01:23:37,755 --> 01:23:39,131
Yeah, well, here's an idea.

1437
01:23:39,214 --> 01:23:42,301
Why didn't you just leave
it there in a different spot?

1438
01:23:42,385 --> 01:23:43,386
- Seriously?
- Uh-huh.

1439
01:23:43,469 --> 01:23:45,095
You know she tore that place apart.

1440
01:23:45,178 --> 01:23:48,181
If it was me, I would've
torn that place apart.

1441
01:23:49,642 --> 01:23:51,018
You know, Nicky...

1442
01:23:52,102 --> 01:23:54,272
what if Caputo doesn't
believe that this is Vee's?

1443
01:23:54,355 --> 01:23:55,773
I mean, what if he thinks it's ours?

1444
01:23:58,692 --> 01:24:01,236
Maybe we should keep it?

1445
01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:02,655
- Oh, fuck.
- Shit!

1446
01:24:05,741 --> 01:24:07,660
Everybody down?

1447
01:24:07,743 --> 01:24:08,744
Good.

1448
01:24:08,827 --> 01:24:09,953
What's going on?

1449
01:24:10,037 --> 01:24:11,038
Parker's missing.

1450
01:24:21,256 --> 01:24:22,550
Stay here.

1451
01:24:30,599 --> 01:24:31,892
What's going on?

1452
01:24:32,935 --> 01:24:34,186
An inmate is missing.

1453
01:24:35,521 --> 01:24:37,189
Back to your bunks for count.

1454
01:24:37,272 --> 01:24:38,273
All right.

1455
01:24:38,357 --> 01:24:40,192
Come on, son. We'll deal with this later.

1456
01:24:40,275 --> 01:24:44,029
All inmates, return to your
bunks for count immediately.

1457
01:24:44,112 --> 01:24:45,113
Nichols?

1458
01:24:48,451 --> 01:24:51,454
This prison is officially on lockdown.

1459
01:24:51,537 --> 01:24:55,040
Please remain in your
bunks until further notice.

1460
01:24:55,123 --> 01:24:56,917
Holy shit, we got a runner.

1461
01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:58,794
You ever had a runner before?

1462
01:24:59,503 --> 01:25:00,546
No.

1463
01:25:00,629 --> 01:25:02,005
Oh, it's fun.

1464
01:25:36,790 --> 01:25:38,417
Don't take another step!

1465
01:25:38,501 --> 01:25:40,002
Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Hey!

1466
01:25:40,961 --> 01:25:43,255
What the fuck?

1467
01:25:44,006 --> 01:25:45,048
Can I help you?

1468
01:25:45,132 --> 01:25:46,759
I didn't know you were home.

1469
01:25:46,842 --> 01:25:49,970
I don't fucking care. You can't
just walk into my apartment!

1470
01:25:50,053 --> 01:25:52,055
Yeah, I know that... usually, but...

1471
01:25:52,139 --> 01:25:54,016
he asked me to.

1472
01:25:57,686 --> 01:25:58,771
Mr. Crockett.

1473
01:25:58,854 --> 01:26:00,230
Miss Vause.

1474
01:26:01,023 --> 01:26:02,190
Fuck.

1475
01:26:04,192 --> 01:26:06,612
And you will remain in your
bunks until further notice.

1476
01:26:06,695 --> 01:26:09,239
No exceptions, no excuses.

1477
01:26:09,322 --> 01:26:10,574
Fall out.

1478
01:26:30,093 --> 01:26:34,473
A-Dorm, B-Dorm, C-Dorm,
we are on lockdown.

1479
01:26:34,557 --> 01:26:37,267
Return to your area immediately.

1480
01:26:42,815 --> 01:26:44,650
You got some good hair, girl.

1481
01:26:44,733 --> 01:26:48,153
Almost that Tracee Ellis
Ross biracial texture.

1482
01:26:48,236 --> 01:26:49,988
Almost.

1483
01:26:50,072 --> 01:26:51,323
It's a little dry, though.

1484
01:26:51,406 --> 01:26:54,660
I need to get you a co-wash,
maybe a hot oil treatment.

1485
01:26:54,743 --> 01:26:58,330
-... 15, 16, 17...
- Oh, wait. No, keep your leg straight.

1486
01:26:58,413 --> 01:27:00,373
Yeah, 17, 18...

1487
01:27:00,458 --> 01:27:05,170
for, like, over 15 years.
That woman was fucking insane.

1488
01:27:05,253 --> 01:27:06,672
Then fuckin' ditched your ass.

1489
01:27:06,755 --> 01:27:09,508
But you... how y'all gonna
diss me like y'all did before?

1490
01:27:34,116 --> 01:27:35,117
Fuck it.

1491
01:27:38,621 --> 01:27:42,666
Don't die in here, Miss
Rosa. Go do it your own way.

1492
01:27:42,750 --> 01:27:44,084
What do I do?

1493
01:27:46,128 --> 01:27:47,755
Go fast.

1494
01:27:57,430 --> 01:27:58,473
Prison's on lockdown.

1495
01:27:58,557 --> 01:28:00,726
We need to get her back to
rooms and get you back...

1496
01:28:00,809 --> 01:28:03,270
- What the fuck?
- Oh, lord in heaven!

1497
01:28:03,353 --> 01:28:05,105
- Oh, shit. Shit! Shit!
- Oh, my God!

1498
01:28:05,188 --> 01:28:06,565
Rosa, come back here!

1499
01:28:06,649 --> 01:28:08,483
You're gonna get in big trouble, Rosa!

1500
01:28:14,489 --> 01:28:17,576
What's going on with the alarms?

1501
01:28:17,660 --> 01:28:20,162
As far as you're concerned,
we're just testing the system.

1502
01:28:20,245 --> 01:28:21,664
Now tell me again what you're gonna say.

1503
01:28:22,581 --> 01:28:25,250
"I've elected to end my hunger strike."

1504
01:28:25,333 --> 01:28:27,044
That's right.

1505
01:28:27,127 --> 01:28:28,921
I feel like a shill.

1506
01:28:29,004 --> 01:28:30,923
Greater good, Ingalls. Eye on the prize.

1507
01:28:31,006 --> 01:28:32,507
Go on.

1508
01:28:32,591 --> 01:28:37,262
"Thanks to the efforts of you, my sisters,
the administration has heard our outcry

1509
01:28:37,345 --> 01:28:40,766
"and is taking steps to
address our complaints."

1510
01:28:43,602 --> 01:28:47,480
"Beginning with the appointment
of Assistant Warden Joe Caputo."

1511
01:28:51,318 --> 01:28:52,570
What the fuck?

1512
01:28:52,653 --> 01:28:54,529
O'Neill, scatter the nuns!

1513
01:28:55,322 --> 01:28:57,490
Run, nuns! Run!

1514
01:28:57,575 --> 01:28:58,576
Run!

1515
01:29:07,500 --> 01:29:11,046
Oh, fuck!

1516
01:29:39,407 --> 01:29:40,826
And that backup is due to road work

1517
01:29:40,909 --> 01:29:43,370
that's going to be going on
probably until tomorrow night.

1518
01:29:43,453 --> 01:29:45,580
Now if you're traveling
eastbound on Duncan...

1519
01:30:11,439 --> 01:30:13,608
Always so rude, that one.