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[cell door slams] [theme song playing]
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[cell door slams]
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[cell door slams] [indistinct chatter]
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[farting]
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I'm sorry.
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Where's Blanca?
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They took her.
Also Karla and some of the Venezuelans.
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- What? When?
- While you were in the shower.
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They like to do it in the morning,
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or in the middle of the night
while people are groggy.
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Less resistance this way.
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Where did they take her?
Is she coming back?
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Probably.
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[yawning]
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Oh, God! What is that smell?
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It's a combination
of naturally derived stain remover
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and breast milk derived infant feces.
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[exhales deeply] It's layered.
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Looking a little rough there.
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You and the office gals
hit up ladies' night or something?
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I drank their entire bottle of tequila
and ate their cookie cake with my hands.
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The cougars are gonna eat me alive today.
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I wish there was a way
that I could call in sick.
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I thought you were liking the new gig?
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How could anyone like
standing in front of a scanner
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for eight hours a day,
trying not to throw out broken pens?
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You wanna switch places with me?
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'Cause Neri's got me assigned
this shit-scraping duty
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while she visits her mom with the baby.
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And then I have to launder these
at the world's worst laundromat ever,
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where, the last time, I had to clean
broccoli florets out of the machine
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before I could load in.
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And then I'm trapped here waiting
for the fridge repairman to arrive
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somewhere between the hours
of 11:00 a.m. and 6:00 p.m.
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I guess I love the little fucker,
but being a dad is a real life-ruiner.
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[Piper] So is going to prison.
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Even after you serve your time,
they still find ways to punish you.
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Okay, I'm calling time-out
on this whole misery Olympics.
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We both win.
Maybe we need to start meditating.
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What I need is a break.
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I need a day off from all the rules.
Like a little personal snow day.
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Man, I loved snow days.
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Remember how we used to watch
Price Is Right marathons in our PJs,
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even though I... I slept naked?
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And make grilled cheeses, and drink
Marshmallow Lovers' hot chocolate?
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- Oh.
- Which is a disgusting combination.
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Who knew it'd be all downhill from there?
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But does it have to be?
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Just because we're adults
doesn't mean we can't have a snow day.
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Except that it does,
because you're on parole,
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I have an infant, and it's not snowing.
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[sniffs] Ugh!
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Oh, we've both been so good.
We deserve one day of hooky.
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[Cal] Uh...
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Then we can go back to our shitty,
oppressive lives.
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You write a note for the fridge guy,
and I'll figure out a way to get off work.
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[Cal] Well, that part's easy.
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You just call the office phone,
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leave a message on the machine
saying that your snot is green.
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I used to do it all the time
when I had that job.
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- So you're in?
- Mmm... I don't know.
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[sighs] Neri has been strictly hand jobs
since the baby.
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I can't risk losing those.
Her hands are so soft.
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Cal, come on. It's one day.
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- I...
- It's one day, for our sanity.
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When was the last time
that you and I had fun together?
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[pats Cal's back]
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I mean, a few skid marks
won't kill the kid,
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- right?
- Ah!
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[Cal groans] Hair of the dog.
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- Yes!
- [Cal grunts]
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- Fuck the police.
- [chuckles]
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You girls have fun.
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Make sure to get yourself
something nice, too, Mama.
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Maybe, uh, one of them leopard numbers
I like, you know?
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[chuckles softly]
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Leopard ain't cheap.
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Well, business is boomin'.
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I mean, you can try some stuff on.
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I can sit in one of those husband chairs,
and you can, like, model it for me?
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Those chairs are for pussies and perverts.
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[Ricky] All right.
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That's a fair point. All right,
I'm gonna let you girls do your thing.
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I'm gonna go to Sbarro
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and get something to eat
and then head into the office. [kisses]
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Okay. [chuckles] Bye, guys. Have fun.
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Sale rack only. Nothing too slutty.
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Yeah, yeah.
Do as you say, not as you slut.
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He's gonna figure out
you're stealing from him.
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I'm not stealing. It's business.
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Is that why your tampon box
is full of cash and no tampons?
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Stay the fuck out of my tampon box.
I know exactly how much is in there.
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Plus, I earned that money.
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Here, go get yourself a shirt
that actually covers your tits.
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Oh, so I have to wait till I'm old
to show them off like you do?
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Hey! I am a young 37-year-old,
and you wish you had my tit gene.
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You got those Gonzales tube sock boobs,
like your grandmother.
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Hey, babe. We gotta go.
I parked in the handicap.
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Hey. Who's this?
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Angel. My boyfriend.
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This is the guy you been seeing?
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What is he, like, twice your age?
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So?
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So he's a fucking pedophile.
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[chuckles] Damn. Your mom's a savage.
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[Aleida] Hey! She's only 13.
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You come near my daughter again,
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I will rip your balls off
and shove 'em down your throat.
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Now get the fuck out of here
before I violate my parole.
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- Okay, mami.
- Yo, what'd you just call me?
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- Go. I'll text you later. What the fuck?
- You ain't texting shit!
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Hanging out with some
grown-ass drug dealer,
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like you some jailbait gangbanger.
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You will never see him again, you hear me?
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It's none of your business who I see.
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I know that you think you're grown
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because you have
some short and curlies now,
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but messing with some scumbag like that
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will ruin your whole life for good
before you even get into high school.
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- Believe me, 'cause I know.
- So, what? I can't even date?
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I didn't say that. You wanna get felt up
in the back of a McDonald's?
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Go right ahead.
But do it with someone your own age.
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Guys my age are boring.
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Older guys are boring, too. Trust me.
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[scoffs] Whatever, yo.
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Yo, where are you going?
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Don't you walk away from me!
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Eva!
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[Valeria] See him over there?
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You're gonna go over to him,
and smile and introduce yourself,
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and then gonna ask him
if he wants to dance.
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The Freddy Krueger-looking one?
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It don't matter what he looks like.
He's a good tipper.
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Why can't you go?
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Because I'm not as young
and beautiful as you are.
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But the last guy kept pinching me.
And his breath smelled like dog treats.
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If he wants to pinch you,
let him pinch you.
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But if he wants to do anything else,
you tell him it's more money, understand?
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Hey, Aleida, look at me.
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I know things are bad right now.
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We only gotta hold out a little longer.
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Your daddy's getting out soon.
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And once he's out,
we won't have to do this no more.
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We... ain't doing anything.
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And the last time Daddy got out,
he gambled away everything we had
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- and was back in jail three weeks later.
- So that's my fucking fault?
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- No, but...
- I didn't think so.
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Now, stop complaining
and get rid of the mopey face.
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Gotta smile. Let me see.
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Good. Now be a big girl
and go talk to him.
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And be nice and laugh,
and blink your eyes a lot.
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[slow song playing over speakers]
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- Hey, there. What's your name?
- Aleida.
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Aleida. That's a beautiful name.
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You're very pretty, Aleida.
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Yeah. You wanna dance or what?
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Oh, shit! Oh, man. I'm sorry.
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Flaca, Lorna, Nicky.
Help me clean this mess up.
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But we're doing the salad.
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Well, salad is a strong word
for what we're doing.
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Well, I guess lunch
is gonna be late, then.
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I'm sorry, but lunch can't be late.
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When women don't eat, they get crazy.
It's a safety risk.
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If you want lunch to be served on time,
then I'm gonna need extra help.
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Have you eaten today?
Maybe you should have a snack.
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Look, I'm telling you.
What's that other CO's name? Bell?
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- She let detainees come and help.
- She did?
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Yeah. And even then we barely made it on time. Okay,
fine. I'll, uh, get you a couple of volunteers.
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- You happy?
- Yeah, thank you.
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Uh, you should probably get
Maritza Ramos, uh, Blanca Flores,
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because they used to work with me
down at the camp.
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They know what they're doing.
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Our lives would be a lot easier,
I promise.
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All right. I'll see if I can find them.
And you should really eat something.
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[Red] It's because you're distracted.
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When you're distracted,
you have accidents.
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It wasn't an accident.
I need to get them in here.
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I need to talk to them. It's important.
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More important than doing your job?
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Have you been paying attention?
Ramos and Flores need help.
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You feeling okay?
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Yes, I'm fine. I'm not the one
throwing things on the floor.
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Where is Flores?
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I'm not sure, to be honest.
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But this one says
she worked in Luxor as a chef.
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Vinnie says that Caesars is still
the best hotel in Vegas.
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Luxor is in Egypt.
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Right. The pyramid with the big light.
Right next to Excalibur's?
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I'm... I'm sorry about my friend.
She's a little slow on the uptake.
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Uh, it takes her two hours
to watch 60 Minutes.
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- [chuckles]
- Okay, back to work, ladies.
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[Nicky] Okay.
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- They took Blanca.
- Who did?
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- The fucking terminators.
- Shh. Not here.
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Uh, Ramos, Gonzales,
why don't you guys help me
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take some stuff out from the freezer
while they clean up?
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Uh, Red, why don't you
watch the stew for me?
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Don't forget to add salt and pepper.
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I know how to season a stew.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- What happened?
- She disappeared. This morning.
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I got back from the bathroom,
and she was gone.
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They Chris Angel-ed her ass
back to the DR?
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I don't know. My bunkie said
it means she was at her hearing
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or got transferred or, yeah, deported.
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But they haven't given away her bed yet,
which she said might mean the first one.
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Oh, my God. I... I got the feeling
that she was just trying to be nice.
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Or maybe... maybe it's true.
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Even if it is, that means that she went
to the hearing without a lawyer.
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- Fuck. What if that means I'm next?
- [Flaca] No...
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No, I don't have a lawyer.
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You will. I wanted to tell you.
I found this group online.
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It's called Freedom for Immigrants,
and they wanna help people in here.
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Yeah, and I called them
and I told them all about you.
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How cute and fly you are,
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and how you're basically like
the next Kylie Jenner,
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and they have to save you.
So they have this number to call,
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so you can get a lawyer,
a free lawyer, to come talk to you.
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Okay, but it's not a 1-800 number, right?
'Cause those don't work here, trust.
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No, no, no. Alls you do is hit pound
and put these four numbers in,
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and that's it, it connects.
Just like a hotline.
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"9-4-8-1."
Girl, that's Beyoncé's birthday!
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Does that mean she's watching over me?
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- That's what I said.
- [squeals]
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Okay, but you have to be careful, though.
Okay?
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Apparently, if they figure out
that you're using the hotline,
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Big Brother shuts it down.
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Don't worry,
I had a thing with a senator once.
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I know how to be discreet.
You guys, thank you so much.
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Which senator?
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Bitch, like you know about senators.
[laughing]
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Thanks, CO Dixon. Come in.
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00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,058
You can leave us.
234
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,686
I think I'll wait outside
in case she gets violent again.
235
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:33,854
Appreciate it.
236
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:37,441
Have a seat.
237
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:43,906
- Thank you for letting me talk to you.
- It's my job.
238
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:48,702
- Yeah, I know you're busy.
- Yeah, I am, actually.
239
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,956
So, what did you wanna talk about?
240
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:57,211
Well, I was looking at those pamphlets
that you had gave everybody.
241
00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:58,796
And they really got me thinking.
242
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:01,215
- You wanna join one of the programs?
- Oh, no.
243
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:02,776
None of them really seem right for me.
244
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,845
But they got me thinking about
how I wanna spend my time here.
245
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:12,476
And I was thinking maybe I could do, like,
an independent study situation with you?
246
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:14,353
As your assistant?
247
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:17,189
My assistant?
248
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,793
Yeah, I used to do it for Mr. Caputo,
back when he was the warden.
249
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:22,695
I mean, I would, you know,
cover the phone,
250
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:26,098
file paperwork, give him reminders. I would tell people, you know,
he was on a call,
251
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:30,536
maybe when he was beating his meat
or something. You know, office-y shit.
252
00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:33,622
And then we had a really nice groove
towards the end.
253
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:37,418
- And he said that I was very helpful.
- Not gonna lie. I could use the help.
254
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:40,921
And I could use the money
and the mental stimulation,
255
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:45,926
and a break from
these squawking bitches in here.
256
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:49,388
[sighs] It sounds nice and all,
257
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:54,018
but I can't have the COs thinking
I'm doing you any favors.
258
00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:55,351
They already think that.
259
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:58,480
Ain't you the boss?
Since when you care what people think?
260
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,275
Where's this coming from, Taystee?
261
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:07,531
Last time I checked, you were all,
"Get out of my room, Mom."
262
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:11,243
I... I thought about what you said,
and you were right.
263
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:15,331
I can't sit around being pissed off
for the rest of my life.
264
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:19,084
I gotta figure out
how I'm gonna make it easier in here.
265
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:24,548
I gotta figure out a way
to make it... livable.
266
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:29,136
Otherwise, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.
267
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:33,265
Oh. I'm sorry. I see you're busy.
268
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:37,061
Officer Hopper, how do I make it clear
to you that you need to knock first?
269
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:39,664
I thought you'd like to know
that there's been another incident,
270
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:43,400
but I'd hate to interrupt your girl talk,
so I'll come back later.
271
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:47,905
Actually, why don't you go ahead and
schedule some time with my new assistant?
272
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:55,788
- Her?
- How does, uh, Tuesday work for you?
273
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:05,172
[Cal] Slow down, Pipes.
You gotta save room for the main event.
274
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:06,632
This beer is delicious.
275
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:10,235
I think it's probably mostly the getting-out-of-prison thing.
- Oh, my God. - [Cal chuckles]
276
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,225
This is an entire meal in a drink.
277
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:19,144
Told you. Allow me to demonstrate.
278
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:20,561
Mmm?
279
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:22,147
[Piper laughs]
280
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,733
[moans]
281
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,235
Yep.
282
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,995
A lot's changed
since you've been away, Pipes.
283
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:31,031
Mmm!
284
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,742
[Cal] People ride around
on bikes sponsored by banks.
285
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,120
The Internet's more important
than real life.
286
00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:39,540
And Bloody Marys now come with Wagyu beef.
Welcome to the future.
287
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:41,834
The future is amazing.
288
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,796
- I'm so glad we did this.
- Me, too.
289
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:50,217
You know what would make this
even better, though?
290
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:53,012
I was saving these
for Neri's fire spinning show,
291
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,723
but it's not every day your ex-con sister
has a snow day with you.
292
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,269
- [Piper] What are those?
- They're bloobs.
293
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,874
That's what you call chocolate-covered
blueberries when there's pot in them.
294
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:05,898
What?
295
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:11,989
Oh, my God. What I wouldn't give
to get high like a normal person.
296
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,199
Cal, I've been dreaming about it.
297
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,118
Well, I'm offering you
that dream come true.
298
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,454
But I get pee tested.
299
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,665
Oh, please. This is not
my first drug test rodeo.
300
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:25,002
You squirt a little Visine into the cup.
It makes the test unreadable.
301
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,805
I used to do it all the time
when I worked in that cannery in Alaska.
302
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,256
That doesn't really work, does it?
303
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:31,759
Piper, I have
a very particular set of skills,
304
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:34,470
skills acquired over a lifetime
of smoking marijuana,
305
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:38,807
skills that make me an expert in masking
the presence of weed in my urine.
306
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,894
Do you promise that it won't show up?
307
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:43,853
I guarantee it.
308
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,982
Come on. You said no rules.
309
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,443
That was the whole point
of snow day, wasn't it?
310
00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,828
[both laugh]
311
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,542
- [door opens]
- [clicks tongue]
312
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:11,340
What's wrong? No new followers?
313
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:12,674
Funny.
314
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,802
Social media can make you depressed,
you know.
315
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,762
It's called
the compare and despair effect.
316
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:19,848
Thanks for the tip, but I'm actually
trying to order something.
317
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:23,977
Believe it or not,
1-800-Flowers does not accept Green Dot.
318
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:27,731
- Got a credit card number I can borrow?
- Mine are all maxed.
319
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,025
Plus, you're a convicted felon.
320
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,406
What are you trying
to order flowers for, anyway?
321
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:36,447
Piper.
322
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:40,828
It's our finger-bang-iversary.
323
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:44,289
- Is that an actual thing?
- God, you are naive.
324
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:49,628
She's been a little down lately,
thanks in no small part to me.
325
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:52,506
I just want her to know
that I'm thinking about her.
326
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,386
Must be nice to be in a relationship
with a woman.
327
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,389
So much more consideration.
328
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:03,475
I mean, it cuts both ways.
More consideration, yes.
329
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:08,730
More passive-aggressive fighting
about unspoken emotions, also, yes.
330
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:15,112
It sounds like flowers won't cut it, then.
You should do something more personal.
331
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,115
I'll run to the nearest Color Me Mine
332
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:20,868
and paint her a mug
with an inspirational quote on it.
333
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:22,202
Maybe something like,
334
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:24,086
"Everything's a dildo
if you're brave enough."
335
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,749
I see what you mean
about the passive-aggressive thing.
336
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,127
Shit. Wait. Wait. Okay.
337
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,754
[sighs] You're right.
338
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:35,465
I thought of something.
339
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:40,095
How do you feel about making
a long detour on your way home tonight?
340
00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:49,688
[Cal] I'd love to catch a wave on that.
341
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:53,442
A tiny little man
on a tiny little surfboard.
342
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:57,821
We should be able to do that.
Surf on snow.
343
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,617
Isn't that what snowboarding is?
344
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:03,744
[Cal] Oh.
345
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,873
I'm gonna try
the goat cheese chili chocolate.
346
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:12,669
Hi. Excuse me.
Can I try the goat cheese chili chocolate?
347
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,046
You already tried that one.
348
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:15,714
I've forgotten how it tastes.
349
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:19,718
And I need to cross-reference it
with the bourbon cornflake.
350
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:34,983
- Cal?
- Hmm?
351
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,652
- Have you tried this?
- Uh-uh.
352
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,070
It's unreal.
353
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:40,948
Oh, yeah.
354
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,743
I'm high. I'm really high.
355
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:46,453
[chuckles]
356
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:50,999
How does that Visine thing work again?
Like, physically?
357
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,168
Oh! It's super easy. Um...
358
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:57,798
You cup the Visine in your hand,
and then when you go to pee,
359
00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:02,511
- you stick it under your dick, like so.
- [both laughing]
360
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:03,971
And then when you pee,
361
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:07,933
you squirt little squirts of Visine
into the cup.
362
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:12,980
It helps if you're a little chubbed,
so there's some resistance, you know.
363
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,523
[both laughing]
364
00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:17,609
[imitates squirting]
365
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:20,779
But I don't have a cone.
366
00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:23,573
Even better. Then you don't even need
the sleight of hand.
367
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:27,536
Just pre-load the bottle
and then Kegel it while you pee.
368
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:32,249
[both laughing]
369
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,209
Are you doing it?
370
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,878
I am, yeah.
371
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:38,630
Yeah, I think I am.
372
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:47,139
It's a real shame you're not gonna
get to use your chef skills here.
373
00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:49,808
It's not exactly the Four Seasons Cairo.
374
00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:52,311
We don't have four seasons in Cairo.
Only two.
375
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:56,189
Ah. A Cairo comedienne who cooks.
376
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,567
All lies. I'm not from Cairo.
377
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,110
- I'm hit-and-miss funny.
- Mmm-hmm.
378
00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:02,821
And I lied to the guard
about my cooking skills.
379
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:05,907
I just wanted something to occupy my mind.
380
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,910
I've been moved around
to many of these detention centers.
381
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,912
They all start to look the same
after a while.
382
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:11,913
How long is a while?
383
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:15,459
- For me, it's been 18 months.
- Shit. How much longer you got?
384
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:18,545
It's not like prison.
They don't give you a set release date.
385
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:21,298
My case will either get approved
for asylum
386
00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:23,300
or they send me back to Egypt.
387
00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:25,218
I won't know until it's happening.
388
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:26,303
Yeesh.
389
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:31,183
Well, at least you're getting to see
the best parts of America,
390
00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:34,811
from our fine cuisine
to our wonderful melting pot,
391
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,646
on deck to be deported.
392
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:39,399
- I only came to America for one thing.
- Yeah?
393
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:40,483
The Tater Tots.
394
00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:44,154
Oh. Well, we are known for our tots.
395
00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:50,744
I love how they are perfectly bite-sized
and way too salty.
396
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:55,415
Just like the testicles of a food god.
What's in them, anyway?
397
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:56,333
Pertaters.
398
00:22:56,416 --> 00:23:00,545
Ah. That's how you pronounce it?
Now, I understand the name.
399
00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:05,384
Thanks. I really had to go.
400
00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:07,820
I think there's a bug
going around or somethin'. [sighs]
401
00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:09,238
[O'Neill] I hope
you washed your hands afterwards.
402
00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:11,890
Otherwise, it's gonna be like
World War III in here tomorrow.
403
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:19,689
You guys, I called the number
and they put me in touch with a lawyer.
404
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:22,192
She said I actually might have
a good case.
405
00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:24,403
And she wants to meet with me
in a couple days.
406
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:27,447
- My God!
- See? Beyoncé's got you, girl!
407
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:30,534
- What about Blanca? She turn up yet?
- No, not yet.
408
00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:33,328
- Don't worry. Beyoncé will check up on it.
- Yes.
409
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,455
But we have to be patient like the song.
410
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:37,124
[Red] Okay, ladies, come and get it.
411
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,088
[both giggle]
412
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,841
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Uh-uh.
413
00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:47,717
Bless us, oh, Lord,
414
00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:52,472
for this stew of despair
we made from expired ingredients.
415
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:57,894
We pray that it doesn't permanently alter
the species in our gut biome.
416
00:23:58,895 --> 00:23:59,895
Amen.
417
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,440
[Lorna] Ugh.
418
00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:06,945
- Wow. You can really taste the despair.
- [Nicky gagging]
419
00:24:07,362 --> 00:24:08,530
[Gloria] Mmm.
420
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:11,950
[moans] That's not despair, that's salt.
421
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:14,744
How much salt did you put in here, Red?
422
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,916
I put in the perfectly correct amount.
423
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:25,505
Maybe you had already salted it
before you told me to salt it.
424
00:24:26,089 --> 00:24:27,716
No, I don't think I did.
425
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,970
Your one responsibility was the stew.
426
00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:35,557
If there's something wrong with it,
[clicks tongue] it's on you.
427
00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:41,688
Yeah, no, no. You're right.
428
00:24:42,397 --> 00:24:45,692
Um, I should be paying more attention,
you know.
429
00:24:45,775 --> 00:24:48,612
Today, I've had a million things
on my mind.
430
00:24:48,695 --> 00:24:52,032
It seems I'm the only one who remembers
that we have a job to do here.
431
00:24:52,115 --> 00:24:53,867
These women are suffering.
432
00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:57,621
The least we can do
is put all our bullshit aside for a minute
433
00:24:57,704 --> 00:25:00,290
and give them a decent meal,
for Christ's sake.
434
00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:02,959
[plate clatters]
435
00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:05,188
[Judge Wright] On the basis
of the foregoing,
436
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:08,715
it is charged that you are subject
to removal from the United States
437
00:25:08,798 --> 00:25:13,512
pursuant to Provision 212(a)(6)(A)(1)
of the Immigration and Nationality Act.
438
00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:16,032
- [translator interpreting in Spanish]
- Based on the government's recommendation,
439
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:19,309
the court will designate Honduras
as the country of removal.
440
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:26,608
[in Spanish] Please don't do this.
441
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:30,445
[sobbing] My whole life is here.
My family is here.
442
00:25:31,154 --> 00:25:33,406
[continues speaking Spanish]
443
00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:40,205
[in English] Am I missing something
or is our team batting zero up there?
444
00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:41,748
[shushes and speaks Spanish]
445
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,227
[whispering in English]
I don't want any problems.
446
00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:46,211
[Blanca] I think we already got problems.
447
00:25:46,294 --> 00:25:49,005
The shackles and the crying
are usually a sign of that.
448
00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:51,278
[in Spanish] You think this is funny?
449
00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:52,467
[Blanca sighs]
450
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,970
Maybe you're used to
this kind of treatment,
451
00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:58,306
but it's because of criminals like you
that I'm even here right now.
452
00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:59,516
[Blanca] Mmm-hmm.
453
00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:01,726
Right. Because criminals vote Republican.
454
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,314
[Karla] It used to be that honest,
455
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:12,445
hard-working people like me
could lead productive lives in the States,
456
00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:17,784
minding their own business, contributing,
staying invisible.
457
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:22,581
But people like you gave them
an excuse to come after all of us.
458
00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:24,809
[in English] You don't even know
what I did.
459
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,042
And I don't want to.
460
00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:27,168
[sighs]
461
00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:29,254
[sobbing]
462
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,758
All I wanna know is where my kids are.
463
00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:35,468
They took your kids?
464
00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:40,015
[Judge Wright] 519. Córdova, Karla.
465
00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:49,733
To the respondent,
what is your true and complete name?
466
00:26:49,816 --> 00:26:52,777
- [Karla] Karla Diana Adilene Córdova.
- [Judge Wright] Thank you.
467
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,948
Ma'am, I have before me a document
called a "Notice to Appear."
468
00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:59,784
In this document, the Department
of Homeland Security alleges
469
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:02,912
that you are not a citizen
or national of the United States
470
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:05,498
and that you entered
the country illegally.
471
00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:07,125
How do you plead to the allegations?
472
00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:09,377
I am denying the allegations.
473
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:12,839
And the basis for your denial?
Are you a US citizen?
474
00:27:12,922 --> 00:27:16,635
It is the government's burden
to prove what it says in that paper.
475
00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:18,720
I am not saying anything.
476
00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:22,140
Your Honor, we have an I-213
for the respondent,
477
00:27:22,223 --> 00:27:24,684
in which she admits
that she is a citizen of El Salvador.
478
00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:26,186
I object to that document he has!
479
00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:29,564
I haven't seen it,
and I never admitted anything to anyone.
480
00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:33,777
Never mind anything about El Salvador.
I know my rights.
481
00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:38,323
If that is all he has to prove his case,
then you should throw my case out.
482
00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:40,909
Is the government prepared
to meet its burden of proof
483
00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:43,286
in regard
to the defendant's citizenship today?
484
00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:44,490
[prosecutor] No, Your Honor.
485
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:50,835
Your Honor, it is my right to ask
that my case be moved to a later date
486
00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:55,173
so that I might have time
to seek effective legal counsel.
487
00:27:55,256 --> 00:27:56,508
[indistinct chatter]
488
00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:03,223
Very well. I will set the matter over
to give you time to try to find a lawyer.
489
00:28:03,306 --> 00:28:05,892
Your new date will be issued to you
within a few days.
490
00:28:05,975 --> 00:28:09,062
- This matter is adjourned for today.
- Thank you, Your Honor.
491
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,481
[lock clicks]
492
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:20,907
[Karla panting]
493
00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:24,035
813. Flores, Blanca.
494
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,715
To the respondent,
what is your true and complete name?
495
00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:38,216
I am denying everything.
496
00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:40,635
You're denying your name?
497
00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:42,220
Oh.
498
00:28:43,012 --> 00:28:45,390
Sorry. Blanca Raiza Flores.
499
00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:49,310
Your Honor,
I would like to reset my case, too,
500
00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:51,813
until I find a lawyer.
501
00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:54,441
It is my right, Your Honor.
502
00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:58,987
Are you just saying that
because she said it?
503
00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:01,948
No. I was gonna say it first.
504
00:29:02,031 --> 00:29:02,907
[Judge Wright] Do you even know
505
00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:05,160
what the government's charges
against you are?
506
00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:06,745
You can say whatever you want.
507
00:29:07,328 --> 00:29:09,873
I'm not saying anything
until I have a lawyer.
508
00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:13,835
All right, ma'am.
509
00:29:13,918 --> 00:29:16,713
Since you seem determined
to waste the court's time,
510
00:29:16,796 --> 00:29:18,757
I will set the matter over
to a later date,
511
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:23,052
give you an opportunity to find a lawyer.
Make sure you are prepared next time.
512
00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:25,013
Thank you, Your Honor.
513
00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:28,183
Yes, well, you can thank your friend.
Adjourned.
514
00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:35,647
[lock clicks]
515
00:29:38,818 --> 00:29:41,279
It smells like ass in this place.
Why'd you make me come here?
516
00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:42,962
To show you what happens to little girls
517
00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:45,617
who think they're grown
and don't listen to their mother. Sit.
518
00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:50,205
Keep acting up, you're gonna be
smelling that ass smell every day.
519
00:29:51,998 --> 00:29:52,998
[Dayanara laughs]
520
00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:59,506
Is that Eva? Girl, you grew up so fast.
What grade you in? Seventh grade?
521
00:29:59,589 --> 00:30:02,383
- Eighth.
- Eighth grade. Wow.
522
00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:04,052
Boys must be all over you.
523
00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:06,346
- Yeah, and she's all over them, too.
- [Eva scoffs]
524
00:30:06,429 --> 00:30:11,059
Wow. I'm so happy you came
to see me, baby. I missed you.
525
00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:13,520
I think about you every day in here.
You know that, right?
526
00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,439
Tell her how much it sucks
to be in prison.
527
00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:18,149
How everybody's a lesbian
528
00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:21,986
and how they make you eat that brown,
mushy stuff that taste like dog shit.
529
00:30:22,695 --> 00:30:24,799
And how the guards
are always trying to fuck you. Tell her.
530
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,741
- Why don't you tell her?
- [Eva chuckles]
531
00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:28,660
It ain't funny.
532
00:30:30,453 --> 00:30:32,372
She's banging a drug dealer twice her age.
533
00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:34,331
Cesar?
534
00:30:35,416 --> 00:30:36,416
No.
535
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:42,382
Some punk-ass trapper
who likes little girls.
536
00:30:42,465 --> 00:30:44,175
Tell her if she doesn't smarten up,
537
00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:46,553
then she's gonna fuck up her life
and end up in here.
538
00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:50,056
Oh, I see.
539
00:30:50,139 --> 00:30:51,850
So, I'm supposed to be
some kind of example
540
00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:53,643
of someone who fucks their life up?
541
00:30:53,726 --> 00:30:55,526
God forbid she should
turn out like me, right?
542
00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:56,646
Is that why you here?
543
00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:58,106
And to visit you.
544
00:30:58,189 --> 00:31:00,275
Yo, you're hilarious.
545
00:31:01,442 --> 00:31:05,321
Yo, Eva, why don't you ask Aleida
what she's doing to put food on the table?
546
00:31:05,905 --> 00:31:08,825
Huh? You think she gets all that money
from the milkshake she sells?
547
00:31:08,908 --> 00:31:10,827
- What is she talking about?
- Nothing.
548
00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:12,161
Go ahead, tell her.
549
00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:14,589
- Tell her how you're selling dope...
- Daya!
550
00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:17,542
...so she could have a nice life,
instead of the fucked-up one I got.
551
00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:19,836
To be honest, though,
I am better off anyway.
552
00:31:19,919 --> 00:31:21,504
I fucking run this place.
553
00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:24,757
All I needed was to stay
as far as fucking possible away
554
00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:27,552
from you and your lessons.
555
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,493
[Juana] Yo, you get the beer?
556
00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:53,786
[Aleida] Beer's for pussies.
557
00:31:54,829 --> 00:31:56,509
- Oh, shit! Is that vodka?
- [Aleida] Yeah.
558
00:31:56,539 --> 00:31:58,058
What, did you steal this
from a hobo or something?
559
00:31:58,082 --> 00:32:00,168
Nah! I hit up that store on Broadway.
560
00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:03,212
Grandpa owner's so blind,
I got a bottle and two mixers up my shirt,
561
00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:05,798
and he was all, "Oh, sweetie,
when's the baby due?"
562
00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:09,385
I think you're my hero. [chuckles]
563
00:32:11,971 --> 00:32:14,307
[Aleida] All right. Don't take all of it.
564
00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:15,892
Sorry. [giggles]
565
00:32:17,393 --> 00:32:19,354
- All right. Okay.
- Mmm-hmm.
566
00:32:20,313 --> 00:32:21,439
Cheers.
567
00:32:22,231 --> 00:32:23,733
[gags]
568
00:32:23,816 --> 00:32:26,027
[both coughing and laughing]
569
00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:27,612
That shit is strong.
570
00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:30,365
But it's good, though.
571
00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:33,785
Yeah, it is. So much better
than the bullshit my mom used to drink.
572
00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:35,787
Useless bitch
didn't even know good liquor.
573
00:32:36,412 --> 00:32:38,498
Best thing I ever did
was ditch her sloppy ass.
574
00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:41,376
This one's to you, Valeria,
wherever the fuck you are.
575
00:32:41,459 --> 00:32:43,211
Somebody else's problem now.
576
00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:44,462
[Juana] Cheers to that.
577
00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:46,546
Mmm.
578
00:32:47,256 --> 00:32:49,258
We should get tequila next time.
579
00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:53,346
I've always wanted to try it. And rum!
Maybe we'll be having twins!
580
00:32:53,429 --> 00:32:54,722
[both laughing]
581
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:55,890
Nah, this is my drink.
582
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,214
What do you mean, "your drink"?
583
00:32:58,101 --> 00:32:59,852
You know, my drink.
584
00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:01,789
You gotta have a drink,
so when you order at the bar,
585
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,189
people know you're classy.
586
00:33:03,272 --> 00:33:05,232
But you can't have vodka orange soda,
that's mine.
587
00:33:05,316 --> 00:33:06,567
Damn. [chuckles]
588
00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:08,111
[ice cream truck playing music]
589
00:33:08,194 --> 00:33:09,755
- Look! Mr. Chill-man! Come on, come on.
- [Aleida] Wait.
590
00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:12,365
- Oh, my gosh. Girl! No!
- Last one there pays.
591
00:33:12,448 --> 00:33:14,033
[both laughing]
592
00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:15,201
[Juana] Aleida!
593
00:33:16,327 --> 00:33:17,662
[Aleida] Move your...
594
00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:20,373
[Juana] You're gonna pay!
595
00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:25,962
- Suck it.
- [ice cream vendor] Hello, girls.
596
00:33:26,045 --> 00:33:30,591
Uh, yeah, let me get a vanilla cone
with chocolate sprinkles.
597
00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:34,429
Uh, yeah, can I have a chocolate cone
with chocolate dip?
598
00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:35,912
[ice cream vendor] Coming right up.
599
00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:38,766
Your, uh, mother know
you're skipping school today?
600
00:33:40,393 --> 00:33:41,811
I don't got a mother.
601
00:33:41,894 --> 00:33:44,230
- [ice cream vendor] Your father, then?
- He's gone.
602
00:33:44,313 --> 00:33:45,440
So, who do you live with?
603
00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:47,191
[Aleida] With a friend.
604
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:49,902
And this friend, uh...
605
00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:51,863
he pays for your ice cream?
606
00:33:51,946 --> 00:33:54,824
I pay for my own ice cream.
I don't need nobody.
607
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:57,702
Oh.
608
00:33:58,411 --> 00:34:00,121
So, you make your own money, huh?
609
00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:04,333
I got my ways.
610
00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:09,380
Yeah? Well, I got 30 bucks.
611
00:34:13,259 --> 00:34:16,596
Fifty. And, uh, free ice cream for life.
612
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,433
Hold this.
And don't lick it, 'cause I'll know.
613
00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:28,900
- [knock at door]
- Yeah?
614
00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:31,277
- I have your four o'clock.
- Bring 'em in.
615
00:34:41,704 --> 00:34:44,624
I wasn't expecting you back so soon.
Won the Mega Millions?
616
00:34:44,707 --> 00:34:48,377
I'll do you one better.
I got a job... with the warden.
617
00:34:49,670 --> 00:34:51,964
- I'm her new assistant.
- So?
618
00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:55,718
So? I did it for you.
You need ears on the inside.
619
00:34:56,135 --> 00:34:57,935
I'll be the first to know
what she's planning.
620
00:34:57,970 --> 00:35:00,431
Transfers, guard changes, drug sweeps...
621
00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:03,935
Bitch, do you think I'm brand new?
I got the head guard on my team.
622
00:35:04,018 --> 00:35:07,146
If there's a sweep, he can raid the locker
where they stash the shit.
623
00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:09,083
- That's right. You talking about Hopper?
- Mmm-hmm.
624
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:13,152
Yeah, Tamika's number one enemy?
The one she's looking to fire?
625
00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:14,570
What? They got beef?
626
00:35:15,154 --> 00:35:17,657
See? You think you know shit,
but you don't know
627
00:35:17,740 --> 00:35:20,118
until you sit next
to the warden's office all day.
628
00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:22,912
I can be useful to you.
And more than just this intel shit,
629
00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:25,456
you need somebody to make a move
or whatever, I'll be there.
630
00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:28,584
So, you think if you do this for me,
then I'll give you what you asked for?
631
00:35:29,752 --> 00:35:30,878
Will you?
632
00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:35,785
Ain't she an old friend of yours?
633
00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:39,262
You must be real serious
if you willing to do her dirty like this.
634
00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:43,558
I am serious.
635
00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:45,309
So then, why you talking to me?
636
00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:48,312
Why don't you do it yourself
like the old-fashioned way?
637
00:35:50,189 --> 00:35:51,190
Hmm?
638
00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:55,528
I tried.
639
00:35:59,365 --> 00:36:04,787
It's too hard the other way, okay?
Instincts kick in, and this is the way.
640
00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:10,835
It's a shame you didn't get the chair.
641
00:36:10,918 --> 00:36:14,255
[clicks tongue] Why?
So I could sit on death row for 15 years?
642
00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:15,798
Yeah. No, thank you.
643
00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:17,550
Shit, at least you get a last meal.
644
00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:18,634
[scoffs]
645
00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:22,013
If it were up to me, I would live it up.
646
00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:27,476
I don't know, I'll get like a never-ending
pasta bowl from Olive Garden,
647
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,312
'cause it's never-ending, you know?
648
00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:32,565
Plus, a Crave Case from White Castle.
649
00:36:32,648 --> 00:36:37,153
[scoffs] Fuck White Castle
and they tiny-ass burgers, dawg.
650
00:36:37,236 --> 00:36:43,659
What you need is a Storky's Supreme Meal
and a cheese with a gravy bundle.
651
00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:47,121
- A gravy bundle? What is that?
- Exactly.
652
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:50,249
[scoffs] Listen, see what you can dig up.
653
00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:52,585
You bring me back something useful,
654
00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:54,629
and then maybe
I could come through for you.
655
00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:01,219
How do I know
you're not gonna string me along?
656
00:37:01,302 --> 00:37:02,303
You don't.
657
00:37:04,138 --> 00:37:07,558
I only know if something's useful
if I see it.
658
00:37:07,850 --> 00:37:11,020
Otherwise, it's gonna be a G,
like we talked about.
659
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,523
[exhales heavily] Right.
660
00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:23,532
And I know you have your plate full
with Blue Ivy and the twins,
661
00:37:23,616 --> 00:37:25,243
and keeping an eye on Jay,
662
00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:29,080
but I'm begging you, please, please,
please help my friend Blanca.
663
00:37:29,163 --> 00:37:33,125
She might seem scary and mean,
but she's just Dominican.
664
00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:35,002
- She's...
- [Delma] Psst.
665
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:38,464
Hot Girl. Sorry about before
in the bathroom.
666
00:37:38,547 --> 00:37:40,049
I got a sensitive system.
667
00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:42,468
I can't eat too much salt
668
00:37:42,551 --> 00:37:47,431
or butter or dairy
or anything cooked in oil, only lard.
669
00:37:48,557 --> 00:37:49,809
What do you want?
670
00:37:49,892 --> 00:37:51,435
I heard you at the phones before.
671
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:53,239
Sounded like you got in touch
with a lawyer?
672
00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:55,420
[whispers] You were listening to me?
673
00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:07,118
I want the number,
the one that you called.
674
00:38:07,201 --> 00:38:10,538
I been trying to get a lawyer,
but I can't afford it,
675
00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:13,666
and all the free ones I tried,
they have at least a five-month wait.
676
00:38:13,749 --> 00:38:18,337
Please. I'm begging you.
My kids are out there, all alone.
677
00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,673
They don't even know I'm in here.
678
00:38:20,756 --> 00:38:23,301
I gotta get out of this place
before I lose them.
679
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:26,137
[clicks tongue]
680
00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:30,975
Fine. I'll give it to you,
but you have to be very careful.
681
00:38:31,058 --> 00:38:32,058
I will.
682
00:38:35,938 --> 00:38:38,983
If the guards see you using this,
they're gonna shut it down.
683
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:44,196
[rips paper]
684
00:38:45,656 --> 00:38:46,866
[both speak Spanish]
685
00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:51,245
[in English]
Thank you so much. God bless you.
686
00:39:00,129 --> 00:39:02,131
[indistinct chatter]
687
00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:32,078
[sniffs]
688
00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:49,011
[whispering] This is for a lawyer.
689
00:39:49,595 --> 00:39:51,430
Thank you. Thank you.
690
00:39:56,310 --> 00:39:58,396
Call this number. It's for a lawyer, okay?
691
00:39:58,479 --> 00:39:59,939
Okay. Thank you.
692
00:40:01,273 --> 00:40:03,526
You guys, this is for a lawyer.
693
00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:13,290
- [Clitvack] You seeing this?
- [Juarez] Yes, I am. Why do the hot ones always gotta cause trouble?
694
00:40:16,122 --> 00:40:17,882
Because they think
they can get away with it.
695
00:41:46,962 --> 00:41:48,130
Something's funky here.
696
00:41:48,214 --> 00:41:50,257
I had a poppy seed bagel for breakfast.
697
00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:53,093
I hear that poppy seeds
can alter the test results.
698
00:41:58,349 --> 00:41:59,391
Urban legend.
699
00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:02,728
That might've been true in the '80s,
but these things are super accurate now.
700
00:42:02,811 --> 00:42:07,107
And this is coming back invalid,
which means you probably tampered with it.
701
00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:09,151
Did you tamper with it?
702
00:42:09,735 --> 00:42:10,736
No.
703
00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:21,789
Look, I understand
if you had a little weed.
704
00:42:22,665 --> 00:42:26,126
I'm not gonna bust you for that,
but you need to come clean,
705
00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:29,255
'cause I'm gonna send this sample
to Albany for lab testing,
706
00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:33,467
in which case it will be on the record
and I will have to bust you.
707
00:42:35,594 --> 00:42:36,679
I had a bloob.
708
00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:38,931
- A what?
- A bloob.
709
00:42:39,014 --> 00:42:41,016
It's a blueberry mixed with...
710
00:42:42,351 --> 00:42:44,937
- Never mind, I had some pot.
- Uh-huh. Mmm-hmm.
711
00:42:45,020 --> 00:42:47,690
It was a split-second decision
and I regret it immensely,
712
00:42:48,107 --> 00:42:49,817
and it will never happen again.
713
00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:53,237
And I am so...
714
00:42:54,905 --> 00:42:56,115
so thankful...
715
00:42:57,449 --> 00:42:58,993
for your understanding.
716
00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:03,581
[chuckles softly]
Yeah, I'm not being understanding.
717
00:43:04,623 --> 00:43:06,417
That was a trick. I tricked you.
718
00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:09,128
What are you doing out here?
719
00:43:09,211 --> 00:43:11,714
What, you trying to fuck up
your second chance at life?
720
00:43:11,797 --> 00:43:14,341
Do you have any idea how lucky you are?
721
00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:20,848
I got women coming in here, four kids,
no support, working three jobs,
722
00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:25,227
doing everything they can to stay out,
and you running around eating weed fruits!
723
00:43:25,894 --> 00:43:27,605
What, you think this is some kind of joke?
724
00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:31,066
I don't. You're right.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
725
00:43:32,109 --> 00:43:33,193
I just...
726
00:43:35,821 --> 00:43:38,741
Things have been so hard.
727
00:43:40,659 --> 00:43:42,161
And I guess I just...
728
00:43:42,953 --> 00:43:44,830
I guess I just wanted a little break.
729
00:43:46,165 --> 00:43:48,000
And I really miss my wife.
730
00:43:55,674 --> 00:43:59,970
I've seen it before, people stuck
to their lives on the inside.
731
00:44:00,054 --> 00:44:02,598
But you gotta cut that shit out!
732
00:44:02,681 --> 00:44:04,725
You gotta focus on being here,
733
00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:07,686
or you're gonna end up
right back in there with her.
734
00:44:18,530 --> 00:44:22,618
I'm gonna have you go to ten NA meetings
at this halfway house.
735
00:44:25,454 --> 00:44:27,539
I need you to take this form,
736
00:44:29,124 --> 00:44:33,754
get it signed by the administrator there
after each meeting,
737
00:44:33,837 --> 00:44:36,048
and bring it back to me
when you're all done.
738
00:44:37,424 --> 00:44:42,221
While you're there, take a look around,
and think about how good you got it.
739
00:44:44,973 --> 00:44:47,017
- I will.
- Yeah.
740
00:44:47,976 --> 00:44:49,311
- Thank you.
- Mmm-hmm.
741
00:44:49,395 --> 00:44:53,273
"Bloob." [scoffs] That's a silly word.
742
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,278
[indistinct chatter]
743
00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:07,871
Where's Ramos?
744
00:45:10,624 --> 00:45:12,251
[Flaca] What do you mean she's gone?
745
00:45:12,334 --> 00:45:14,837
I'm guessing they took her
to her hearing like me.
746
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,357
So, that means that she's gonna
come back like you did, right?
747
00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:22,981
I wouldn't count on it. It's like a Pack and Ship over there. [in Spanish]
I got lucky I could copy the Salvadoran hater who went ahead of me.
748
00:45:24,513 --> 00:45:26,783
[in English] I learned that even though
they don't give you a lawyer,
749
00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:29,768
you have the right to ask for more time
till you find one yourself.
750
00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:31,770
They can't deport Maritza!
751
00:45:31,854 --> 00:45:35,607
- Yo, she's never even been to Colombia!
- Hey. Stay positive.
752
00:45:35,691 --> 00:45:36,942
Maybe she's not at the hearing.
753
00:45:37,025 --> 00:45:40,738
Maybe her lawyer came early,
and she's sitting with her right now.
754
00:45:41,488 --> 00:45:42,322
She got a lawyer?
755
00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:43,615
[Flaca sighs]
756
00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:52,518
It must be hell being trapped in here,
757
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:56,044
the way people keep disappearing
like we're under Soviet occupation.
758
00:45:56,128 --> 00:45:59,214
Hey, maybe that's why Red's been
so on edge lately.
759
00:45:59,506 --> 00:46:00,924
You can't even imagine.
760
00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:04,845
On the bright side, though,
I got you something.
761
00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:11,643
You didn't. [chuckles]
762
00:46:11,727 --> 00:46:13,937
True blue American 'tater chips.
763
00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:16,648
Now, they're no salty god balls,
764
00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:18,859
but the ratio of sodium
to helpful nutrients
765
00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:20,022
is about the same as a tot.
766
00:46:20,068 --> 00:46:23,405
You're sweet... and salty.
767
00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:30,162
And now, he's out of the NICU,
so he can take a bottle.
768
00:46:30,245 --> 00:46:34,792
And he has a big appetite,
which means big, healthy poops.
769
00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:37,377
And Vinnie and I have
a special name for him.
770
00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:38,378
We have a few.
771
00:46:38,462 --> 00:46:42,674
One is Sterling Pooper,
another is Poopington Bear,
772
00:46:42,758 --> 00:46:45,427
or Jabba the Butt, uh...
773
00:46:45,886 --> 00:46:50,057
Stinky McTurdlet and Mr. Ca-poo-to.
774
00:46:52,935 --> 00:46:53,935
What are those for?
775
00:46:55,187 --> 00:46:57,815
For the casserole.
Did you forget to put them in?
776
00:46:59,608 --> 00:47:00,818
No, of course not.
777
00:47:01,401 --> 00:47:02,861
They must be left over.
778
00:47:04,738 --> 00:47:07,241
Go and get the beans
so we can start soaking them for tomorrow.
779
00:47:53,537 --> 00:47:55,539
[Aleida moaning] [Cesar moaning]
780
00:48:00,002 --> 00:48:02,242
[Aleida screaming] - You come again?
- [breathing heavily]
781
00:48:07,050 --> 00:48:09,094
- You eat oysters or something?
- Nah.
782
00:48:10,345 --> 00:48:11,597
I needed that.
783
00:48:13,181 --> 00:48:15,601
- These kids got me stressed the fuck out.
- [clicks tongue]
784
00:48:16,768 --> 00:48:19,646
- [exhales heavily]
- I've been thinking...
785
00:48:21,273 --> 00:48:23,317
I've been thinking maybe we should
take a trip.
786
00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:25,027
You know?
787
00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:29,323
Just the two of us.
Get away from all the bullshit.
788
00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:31,283
Soon, baby.
789
00:48:31,366 --> 00:48:33,827
I almost got enough saved
to leave Mr. Clean,
790
00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:37,998
and then we can go somewhere expensive
and eat oysters,
791
00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:40,626
- and drink drinks with fruit in 'em. Ooh.
- Hmm.
792
00:48:41,126 --> 00:48:43,211
I'll even let you do that thing
with the beads.
793
00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:45,255
- All right. I can get with that.
- [laughing]
794
00:48:48,216 --> 00:48:50,093
Stop, stupid.
795
00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:52,387
I could get with that.
796
00:48:52,471 --> 00:48:53,972
[cell phone ringing]
797
00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:55,140
[Cesar] Damn.
798
00:48:55,223 --> 00:48:56,350
[Aleida] Shh.
799
00:48:58,977 --> 00:49:01,313
Fuck. Again with these kids.
800
00:49:01,396 --> 00:49:02,564
What the fuck, man?
801
00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:03,649
Hello.
802
00:49:06,401 --> 00:49:08,445
So, then eat something.
803
00:49:10,530 --> 00:49:12,157
So, where's Eva?
804
00:49:14,242 --> 00:49:15,118
She what?
805
00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:17,329
- [snorts]
- [rap music playing]
806
00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:21,458
What does that even taste like?
807
00:49:22,209 --> 00:49:26,213
Like pleasure mixed with toothpaste.
Wanna try?
808
00:49:27,381 --> 00:49:28,381
Nah.
809
00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:29,966
[Angel] All right.
810
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,480
[door opens] - Yo, what the fuck?
- Oh, shit!
811
00:49:34,262 --> 00:49:35,180
[Aleida] You think you're fucking slick?
812
00:49:35,263 --> 00:49:37,575
Like I wouldn't find out you're
at your crackhead boyfriend's house?
813
00:49:37,599 --> 00:49:40,279
So, he's a crackhead because he deals,
but it's okay when you do it?
814
00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:42,521
- Get in the fucking car.
- Fuck you.
815
00:49:44,231 --> 00:49:46,542
- What did you just say to me?
- I don't gotta listen to you.
816
00:49:46,566 --> 00:49:48,527
Yes, you do. I'm your mother.
817
00:49:48,610 --> 00:49:49,879
Yeah, when you're not in prison!
818
00:49:49,903 --> 00:49:52,656
Stop pretending like
you give a shit about me! Fuck you!
819
00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:56,201
- [Aleida] Get the fuck out of here!
- [Angel] Oh, shit!
820
00:49:57,661 --> 00:49:59,496
Let go of me, you crazy bitch!
821
00:49:59,579 --> 00:50:00,914
Get off her. You're hurting her.
822
00:50:02,207 --> 00:50:04,960
Mom! Stop it! What are you doing?
823
00:50:05,043 --> 00:50:06,628
- [Angel grunts]
- [Eva] Mom!
824
00:50:07,587 --> 00:50:11,925
- Mom!
- You like messing with little girls? Huh?
825
00:50:12,009 --> 00:50:13,635
- Fucking pervert!
- [grunting]
826
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:15,887
- [Eva] Mom!
- Get off of me!
827
00:50:15,971 --> 00:50:18,932
[Eva] Let go of him! Mom!
828
00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:20,475
Mom!
829
00:50:21,643 --> 00:50:22,643
Mom!
830
00:50:25,522 --> 00:50:29,901
Open up, you little bitch!
No one fucks with my kids!
831
00:50:30,485 --> 00:50:32,404
- [yelling]
- Mom!
832
00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:36,825
What are you doing?
833
00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:41,913
- Mom? No, Mom, stop it!
- [yelling]
834
00:50:41,997 --> 00:50:43,749
What are you doing?
That's not even his car!
835
00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,251
[indistinct chatter]
836
00:50:46,334 --> 00:50:50,130
About time we busted the fuck outta here.
This one felt like forever.
837
00:50:50,213 --> 00:50:53,300
Yeah, all these stank-ass bitches
are starting to get on my nerves.
838
00:50:53,383 --> 00:50:54,384
Like this one.
839
00:50:54,468 --> 00:50:56,970
- Fuck you, Aleida.
- Bye, girl. Love you.
840
00:50:57,054 --> 00:50:58,180
Keep it moving, ladies.
841
00:50:58,263 --> 00:51:00,903
I can't say goodbye to my friends?
Fucking friend police over here.
842
00:51:00,974 --> 00:51:03,018
Yeah, you can't talk to us
like that anymore,
843
00:51:03,101 --> 00:51:04,811
'cause we're free, bitch!
844
00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:06,480
[both laughing]
845
00:51:06,563 --> 00:51:08,065
Ugh. You mean you're free.
846
00:51:08,148 --> 00:51:10,348
I'm getting released back
to the evil drunk I came from.
847
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,712
- I'm surprised she even showed up.
- Why don't you just ditch her ass
848
00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:14,047
and come live with me
and my brother, Ricky?
849
00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:15,405
What? Sling dope?
850
00:51:15,489 --> 00:51:17,491
Nah, you don't gotta sling nothing.
Just package.
851
00:51:17,574 --> 00:51:19,774
Ricky slings. Trust me,
it is much better than tricking.
852
00:51:19,826 --> 00:51:20,946
And the money's better, too.
853
00:51:21,578 --> 00:51:23,080
Your brother, he cute?
854
00:51:23,163 --> 00:51:24,164
Ew!
855
00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:26,625
- Yeah.
- [chuckles]
856
00:51:33,632 --> 00:51:38,053
Can't believe I had to come
all the way out here for this shit.
857
00:51:38,136 --> 00:51:40,472
Yeah, I'm sure you had
a real productive day planned.
858
00:51:40,555 --> 00:51:42,099
You little brat.
859
00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:45,102
You're lucky your father's
back in the pen.
860
00:51:45,185 --> 00:51:48,522
Otherwise, he would beat your stupid ass,
the way you talk to me.
861
00:51:48,897 --> 00:51:50,524
Oh, yeah? What he do this time?
862
00:51:50,607 --> 00:51:52,317
None of your business what he did.
863
00:51:52,859 --> 00:51:54,111
What up, sluts?
864
00:51:54,194 --> 00:51:56,113
Who the fuck is this?
865
00:51:56,196 --> 00:51:57,781
[Rita] You must be the deadbeat mom.
866
00:51:57,864 --> 00:52:00,992
Now I see what you mean.
Aleida, this is my brother, Ricky.
867
00:52:01,076 --> 00:52:03,787
- Oh, damn. He is cute.
- [Rita] Ew!
868
00:52:03,870 --> 00:52:06,039
- You want a ride?
- She ain't goin' nowhere with you.
869
00:52:06,498 --> 00:52:08,875
Aleida, where you goin?
Aleida, open the door.
870
00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:11,962
Aleida! Aleida! Aleida, get back here!
871
00:52:12,587 --> 00:52:14,798
Aleida! Aleida!
872
00:52:20,053 --> 00:52:24,057
Oh. Looks like the casserole
did not go over very well.
873
00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:25,600
Perhaps it's a hunger strike.
874
00:52:25,684 --> 00:52:29,187
- Yeah, more like a will to live.
- Oh, for fuck's sake!
875
00:52:29,729 --> 00:52:33,024
Jeez, relax, Red!
They can't all be home runs.
876
00:52:34,943 --> 00:52:38,071
You think you're so funny,
don't you, Nicky?
877
00:52:38,321 --> 00:52:39,990
Making fun of the work I'm doing,
878
00:52:40,073 --> 00:52:43,910
while you're over here joking around
with your new flavor of the week.
879
00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:46,454
Who knew you were so into caramel?
880
00:52:47,122 --> 00:52:48,123
Seriously?
881
00:52:48,206 --> 00:52:52,711
Okay, everybody, relax.
It was just a little screw up, right, Red?
882
00:52:53,503 --> 00:52:56,006
That's right, Gloria.
And maybe if I had a kitchen staff
883
00:52:56,089 --> 00:52:58,258
that was actually helpful
instead of distracted,
884
00:52:58,341 --> 00:53:00,385
we wouldn't be serving food
that's inedible.
885
00:53:05,056 --> 00:53:06,683
Did she forget to cook the pasta?
886
00:53:09,978 --> 00:53:11,354
- [Nicky sighs]
- [Gloria scoffs]
887
00:53:11,438 --> 00:53:14,441
Maybe these ladies
aren't into American food.
888
00:53:15,108 --> 00:53:17,861
I'm gonna take over the stove,
make some Latin dishes.
889
00:53:17,944 --> 00:53:20,071
That way you could take a break.
890
00:53:20,488 --> 00:53:22,073
I don't need a break!
891
00:53:22,157 --> 00:53:24,075
I need a competent kitchen staff
892
00:53:24,159 --> 00:53:27,078
that isn't having
a goddamn telenovela in the corner.
893
00:53:29,539 --> 00:53:31,458
I'm just trying to help you, Red.
894
00:53:31,541 --> 00:53:35,003
Leave it alone, Gloria.
I'm not in the mood.
895
00:53:46,973 --> 00:53:50,644
Wow. You really cleaned up in here.
Did you get the phones working yet?
896
00:53:50,727 --> 00:53:52,771
Yep, and I'm almost done
with the receipts.
897
00:53:52,854 --> 00:53:55,815
You wanna know how much
the last warden spent on coffee?
898
00:53:56,650 --> 00:53:59,236
- No. No, I don't.
- It was a lot.
899
00:53:59,319 --> 00:54:01,363
- [chuckles]
- Now, you said that you wanted to make
900
00:54:01,446 --> 00:54:03,573
an appearance in each block every day.
901
00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:06,451
This might be a good time
to do your face-show,
902
00:54:06,534 --> 00:54:08,286
because you don't have
anything until 3:00,
903
00:54:08,370 --> 00:54:12,165
and I know that you get bummed
when you don't have your lunch.
904
00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:14,376
Look at you with the time management.
905
00:54:14,459 --> 00:54:16,253
Come on, man, don't be surprised.
906
00:54:16,336 --> 00:54:19,422
I was always the organized one
and you brought the fun.
907
00:54:19,506 --> 00:54:21,841
I don't think
I'm very much fun these days.
908
00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:24,594
Well, I can schedule it in for you,
if you need me to.
909
00:54:27,722 --> 00:54:28,723
[sighs]
910
00:55:10,098 --> 00:55:11,098
Fuck.
911
00:55:24,362 --> 00:55:25,363
[scoffs]
912
00:55:33,955 --> 00:55:36,833
[Neri] The guy said
he called you three times.
913
00:55:36,916 --> 00:55:39,753
Do you have any idea
how much breast milk you wasted?
914
00:55:39,836 --> 00:55:41,504
That was date night, Cal.
915
00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:44,674
That was a chance for me to go work
at the forge for a few hours.
916
00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:47,260
- That was my freedom in that freezer!
- [sniffs]
917
00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:49,763
[Cal] It's only a little warm.
It will refreeze.
918
00:55:49,846 --> 00:55:52,390
[Neri] No, Cal. You can't refreeze it.
919
00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:55,810
And it only lasts 24 hours after it thaws,
so you know what?
920
00:55:55,894 --> 00:55:58,855
You're gonna drink
this breast milk smoothie right now.
921
00:55:58,938 --> 00:56:03,109
I worked too damn hard milking myself
to watch it all thrown down the drain.
922
00:56:05,445 --> 00:56:06,821
[door opens]
923
00:56:07,113 --> 00:56:08,406
I hope you're thirsty, Piper.
924
00:56:08,490 --> 00:56:11,410
- I am so sorry, Neri.
- [shushing] Drink up. It's got tons of antibodies.
925
00:56:21,044 --> 00:56:21,961
[indistinct chatter]
926
00:56:22,045 --> 00:56:27,592
♪ Hush little baby, don't you cry ♪
927
00:56:29,344 --> 00:56:34,516
♪ You know your mama was born to die ♪
928
00:56:50,782 --> 00:56:54,119
- [wings flap]
- [pigeon coos]
929
00:56:54,202 --> 00:56:59,040
♪ Hush little baby, don't cry loud ♪
930
00:57:01,918 --> 00:57:03,461
♪ You know your life... ♪
931
00:57:03,545 --> 00:57:05,547
Hey. Hey.
932
00:57:07,257 --> 00:57:08,299
Who are you?
933
00:57:10,009 --> 00:57:13,249
[in Spanish] Where is Maritza Ramos?
This is her bunk. Did she come here with you?
934
00:57:13,763 --> 00:57:16,224
[speaking K'iche]
935
00:57:26,818 --> 00:57:31,197
♪ Hush little baby, don't you cry ♪
936
00:57:34,409 --> 00:57:40,081
♪ You know your mama was born to die ♪
937
00:57:42,625 --> 00:57:46,713
♪ Come close, come near ♪
938
00:57:46,796 --> 00:57:50,425
♪ I'll rock you, my dear ♪
939
00:57:50,508 --> 00:57:54,554
♪ Come close, come near ♪
940
00:57:54,637 --> 00:57:58,558
♪ I'll rock you, my dear ♪
941
00:57:59,350 --> 00:58:04,564
♪ Drag you down, drag you down
Drag you down ♪
942
00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:10,778
♪ Come now, come here ♪
943
00:58:10,862 --> 00:58:15,033
♪ The light disappears ♪
944
00:58:15,116 --> 00:58:19,037
♪ Come now, come here ♪
945
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:23,082
♪ The moment is near ♪
946
00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:27,629
♪ Drag you down, drag you down ♪
947
00:58:27,712 --> 00:58:33,676
♪ Drag you down, drag you down
Drag you down ♪
948
00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:39,349
♪ Come close, come near ♪
949
00:58:39,432 --> 00:58:43,186
♪ I'll rock you, my dear ♪
950
00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:47,982
♪ Drag you down, drag you down... ♪
951
00:58:52,195 --> 00:58:57,825
♪ Drag you down, drag you down
Drag you down ♪
952
00:58:59,744 --> 00:59:03,957
♪ Come now, come here ♪
953
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:07,877
♪ The light disappears ♪
954
00:59:07,961 --> 00:59:11,965
♪ Come now, come here ♪
955
00:59:12,048 --> 00:59:16,219
♪ The moment is near ♪
956
00:59:16,302 --> 00:59:20,223
♪ Come now, come here ♪
957
00:59:20,306 --> 00:59:24,102
♪ The light disappears ♪
958
00:59:24,185 --> 00:59:28,147
♪ Come now, come here ♪
959
00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:31,943
♪ The moment is near ♪
960
00:59:32,819 --> 00:59:38,908
♪ Drag you down, drag you down Drag you down ♪
♪ Drag you down, drag you down Drag you down ♪