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45 Yuan

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30A?

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It's said that a visit to
a Mainland "sauna" will,

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in just one ecstatic shudder,
tear down all the morals

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and values that a man takes
decades to build up.

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That this 45 Yuan ticket
that this 45 Yuan ticket

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would turn out to be my entry pass
to a road of no return.

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This is my story. It all
started when I was 25...

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(DUE WEST OUR SEX JOURNEY)

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Before then, I had always tried
to do the right thing

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and be a model citizen.

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I figure this is probably because

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I was raised in a sort of model household.

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That's my mother, the
one with the long face.

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She's the Vice Principal and a
Discipline Officer at a girls' school.

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The one with the glasses next

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to her is my father.

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He's a senior officer in the
Drainage Services Department.

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"Loyal and devoted" would be the best way

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to describe his relationship with her.

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What kind of filth is this?

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It will rot your mind. This is not for you!

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Read this one. This one is more like it.

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Ever since I could
remember, morn encouraged

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free speech, democracy, and equity.

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We would convene regular family meetings

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to discuss any household issues.

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I have to go to the
countryside again next week,

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so in regards to the minutes,

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I may have to submit them
at the next meeting.

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Didn't you just go?

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There has been a water shortage
in those areas lately,

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so they need volunteers to
continue providing aid.

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OK... Request granted.

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If there is nothing else on the agenda,

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the meeting is adjourned.

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Mom, I've got a request.

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Say "Chairman".

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Chairman, I have a proposal.

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Continue.

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I think I'm old enough now

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and therefore request that

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I manage my own pocket money.

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You're still young, how can you be so sure?

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Once you're old enough,

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mommy will let you do it yourself.

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But morn, I am old enough!

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All right, since you insist,

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I will respect your request.

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Let's vote on it.

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All in favor of our boy managing
his own money, raise your hands.

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All opposed?

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Based on vote count, the
motion is defeated.

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Meeting adjourned.

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Meeting adjourned.

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Chairman, I have a new proposal.

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Continue.

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It's like this. I...

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I want to start buying my own underwear.

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Why?

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Don't you like what morn picks?

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But this is kind of private...

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That's right!

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As with exterior pipes of a building,

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which is a group matter,

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If repairs are needed,

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it must be approved by the building owners.

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But my "thing" is not a group matter!

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Daddy, what are you going on about?

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Teaching our son social responsibility.

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Mom, Dad, I totally understand.

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But I'm a grown up, it's time
for a little independence.

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Fine. We are a democracy.

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Let's put it to a vote.

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All in favor of Frankie
buying his own undies, hands up.

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All opposed?

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Well, then. It's settled.

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Daddy, if you would please
put this in the minutes.

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Meeting adjourned.

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Thus, no one understands better than I

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the problems of an electorate.

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After all these years,

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the only thing we didn't need a vote on

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was my refusal to study in the UK.

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After all,

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what kind of parents don't want

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their children with them?

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What the heck?

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What are you doing?

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But my refusal to go to England

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wasn't due to filial piety.

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It was because of my dream girl...

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According to Baidu Answers.

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"First Love" is

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merely youngsters longing

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to have contact with and

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understand the opposite sex,

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but not true love.

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Without a doubt, Zoey was my first love.

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- Haha...
- Argh.

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Someone, help me to the nurse's office.

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Hah, neutered by a she-male.
That's ten years of bad luck!

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Stand back, everyone. Don't get any on you!

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It's your lucky day!

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- Let's go.
- Ok.

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"Silhouette" by Zhu Ziqing.

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He crosses the tracks,

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trying hard to climb up
the platform, opposite.

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Two hands grasp high,
two feet try to follow;

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I could never get why Zhu Zi-Qing

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would get all weepy
just from looking at his dad's back.

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This lecture on "Silhouette"
did nothing for me.

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This other silhouette, however...

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it brings me to tears

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I wipe them away,

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fearing that he will see,
that others will see.

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The next moment when I looked
out of the window again,

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father was already on the way back, holding
bright red tangerines in both hands.

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In crossing the railway track,
he first put the tangerines on the ground,

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At that moment, I knew for sure

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I had finally become a man.

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A big man.

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There wasn't much in the way
of an internet back then.

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So the easiest way for guys

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to look at naked women

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was just to buy a nudie mag

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available at any street vendor.

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What are you guys looking at?

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Get in line!

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Let's share.

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Line up!

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Wait out front when school's out.

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This underdeveloped
little guy is Wang Jing,

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my only friend in high school.

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"Jing" means quiet,

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which is what he is.

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When he does talk, each word is a gem.

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Of all the people I knew,
he understood me best,

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almost like he could hear me thinking.

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On the other hand,

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he'd never look straight at me,

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so I could never tell what he was thinking.

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Wow! Is that Yuki Maiko?!

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You want big? HK tits will never be
as big as white chicks'.

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That's when I realized

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breasts weren't like I thought.

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Wang Jing thus became,
along with the skin mags,

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the encouraging and friendly mentor

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of my new alter ego.

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This is good stuff.
Just give it back when you're done.

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But I never did ask him,

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how was it that such a
prepubescent guy like him

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could be so knowledgeable?

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Who taught him all this stuff?

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Was it Miss Sex from the "Yes" column?

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Or maybe Dr. Kinsey from.

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"Reader's Digest"?

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That will always remain a mystery.

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I'm so happy to serve you.

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I would be so satisfied and proud of myself

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if I can just make you feel good.

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You're such a good girl.

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But I'm so bad!

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That feel good?

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Really?

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Yeah, really, really good...

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Really?

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Really? Really?

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Really?

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Thank you so much.

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Hey Dad, aren't you at tea with morn?

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Why are you back alone?

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I got a stomachache so I left first.

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Have you eaten, yet?

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Yep.

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Please, please spit the damn thing out!

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Hey, what's with all the racket out there?

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Oh... Nothing, just the TV.

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The silver one is still better...

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Make yourselves comfortable.

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Mom, you're back.

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Are you hot, son?

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Why is your face all sweaty?
Do you have a fever?

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Don't come over here!

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I just finished a workout.

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I'll be fine.

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Go get dressed. You're so embarrassing!

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Aw, what's the worry?

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We've seen it all since he was little.

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Your aunties wouldn't mind an updated peek!

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What were you doing just now?

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Why is there a pair of
boxers in the living room?

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Dad just came back, said
something about diarrhea,

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and took them off as he came in.

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Your father should know better.

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Dropping things everywhere!

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This is so embarrassing...

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It's okay. I can be like
that when I'm in a rush.

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Of course. Understandable.

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Turn on the TV. There's
a show I'm following.

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Son, where's the remote?

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The remote... No idea.

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Forget the TV

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and hurry up.

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Let's get this game going.

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You don't have to chuck the remote
just because you don't like what's on.

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Where's Baby?

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Baby, stop running around!
Come here. Good boy!

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I never would've guessed that Mrs. Chan

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would be the first woman
to swallow my load.

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Imagine that. She even seems to like it!

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Come on, we're waiting.

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Son, go get some drinks for us.

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What?

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Take care of our guests!

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Uh, I...

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I what?

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What is wrong with you today?

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Mom, you're always telling
me to study harder and

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get a good grade.

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Well, I'm trying to right now,

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yet here you are playing mahjong!

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How am I supposed to concentrate?

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You say one thing, but do another.

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I just can't take it.

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What your son says is right.

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Why don't we go to my place instead?

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Right! It's rare for kids

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- to be so studious these days.
- Let's go.

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Mom's wrong. It won't happen again.

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Thank you, mom.

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What's the matter, officer?

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We've received complaints

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of objects being thrown from here.

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How could that be? We're
just playing mahjong!

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Well then, is this remote yours?

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Well, all remotes look the same.

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Wait. Weren't you just saying
you couldn't find yours?

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Couldn't this be it?

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Officer, you'd best check
before making allegations.

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I don't know electronics. Ask my son.

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Son, does this look like our remote?

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This thing isn't from our home.

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See? And it's so beat-up,

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you could say it's anybody's!

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What's the big deal. Try it and see.

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It's so broken, there's no point.

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This ought to work.

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Dad!

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After that incident,

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mom never held another family meeting.

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She never even mentioned it again.

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It seemed like she wasn't
so strict, either.

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It was almost like I was a freed slave!

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However, everyone in the neighborhood

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now knew who I was.

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You're only 16. There's
still plenty of time.

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Find a nice girl to lay.

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You won't have to yank it yourself anymore.

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Like it's that easy.

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Where there's a will, there's a way.

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Wait for my word.

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Wang Jing handed me a condom

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like it was nothing

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and left without a word.

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Honestly, if I hadn't accidentally

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00:17:03,854 --> 00:17:06,272
once seen one in Dad's room,

268
00:17:06,273 --> 00:17:07,899
I would have thought it was a piece of gum

269
00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:10,234
and popped it in my mouth.

270
00:17:10,235 --> 00:17:12,445
A box would have been nice.

271
00:17:12,446 --> 00:17:14,739
At least that would have had
some instructions in it.

272
00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:16,949
Son. It's for you.

273
00:17:16,950 --> 00:17:19,410
When Jing told me to wait for his word,

274
00:17:19,411 --> 00:17:21,579
I didn't ask for word of what.

275
00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:22,455
But that very night,

276
00:17:22,456 --> 00:17:26,501
he called and right off the bat said...

277
00:17:26,502 --> 00:17:29,003
Done and dusted.

278
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:31,214
Why does "dusted"

279
00:17:31,215 --> 00:17:32,757
necessarily follow "done"?

280
00:17:32,758 --> 00:17:34,717
Why not "done and delivered"?

281
00:17:34,718 --> 00:17:36,427
And what about the phrase.

282
00:17:36,428 --> 00:17:38,054
"Lipstick on a pig"?

283
00:17:38,055 --> 00:17:39,972
Why not a dress?

284
00:17:39,973 --> 00:17:41,849
I drew a blank

285
00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:43,684
and couldn't guess what Jing was up to.

286
00:17:43,685 --> 00:17:45,728
Up until he mentioned meeting Zoey.

287
00:17:45,729 --> 00:17:50,274
That woke me up!

288
00:17:50,275 --> 00:17:54,070
Turns out we were going camping.

289
00:17:54,071 --> 00:17:56,697
And wouldn't you know
it, a pig on the trip.

290
00:17:56,698 --> 00:17:57,907
Here, let me help you.

291
00:17:57,908 --> 00:18:00,451
I never asked Jing how he arranged
that date with Zoey.

292
00:18:00,452 --> 00:18:01,577
And at that moment

293
00:18:01,578 --> 00:18:03,454
it was the last thing from my mind.

294
00:18:03,455 --> 00:18:04,372
Let me.

295
00:18:04,373 --> 00:18:08,042
Oh, I can manage.

296
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:10,545
Are you okay?

297
00:18:10,546 --> 00:18:12,463
I'm fine. Just need some cough syrup.

298
00:18:12,464 --> 00:18:14,966
I was simply too focused on finding a way

299
00:18:14,967 --> 00:18:18,052
to use that "stick of gum" he gave me.

300
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:23,053
Take it.

301
00:18:24,309 --> 00:18:29,272
Your sausage is done.
Brush some honey on it.

302
00:18:29,273 --> 00:18:30,231
Hey, Jean. Let's take a walk.

303
00:18:30,232 --> 00:18:32,650
Why the hell should we do that?

304
00:18:32,651 --> 00:18:33,484
To have a chat.

305
00:18:33,485 --> 00:18:35,152
To have a chat?!

306
00:18:35,153 --> 00:18:39,323
- Sure!
- Hey! Jean! Jean!

307
00:18:39,324 --> 00:18:41,367
Hah. That was weird, huh?

308
00:18:41,368 --> 00:18:45,454
Yeah... Pretty weird.

309
00:18:45,455 --> 00:18:46,622
How about we put on some music?

310
00:18:46,623 --> 00:18:51,623
Sure.

311
00:18:54,131 --> 00:18:55,506
Can I get you a drink?

312
00:18:55,507 --> 00:18:58,342
Sure, thanks!

313
00:18:58,343 --> 00:19:00,636
Get some booze in her.

314
00:19:00,637 --> 00:19:04,140
Once she's nice and drunk, you can...

315
00:19:04,141 --> 00:19:05,391
ls there beer?

316
00:19:05,392 --> 00:19:06,517
Yes...

317
00:19:06,518 --> 00:19:11,518
- Then beer it is!
- Great...

318
00:19:13,317 --> 00:19:18,317
Cheers!

319
00:19:20,574 --> 00:19:21,490
Another one!

320
00:19:21,491 --> 00:19:23,701
Really? You still want more?

321
00:19:23,702 --> 00:19:26,037
Come on, drink with me.

322
00:19:26,038 --> 00:19:31,038
Oh. Okay.

323
00:19:32,377 --> 00:19:37,377
Bottoms up!

324
00:19:39,718 --> 00:19:40,926
Give me another.

325
00:19:40,927 --> 00:19:42,511
What? You really up to this?

326
00:19:42,512 --> 00:19:45,181
I'm fine. You'll take care of me, right?

327
00:19:45,182 --> 00:19:48,851
I sure will.

328
00:19:48,852 --> 00:19:53,852
I'll take care of everything.

329
00:20:00,113 --> 00:20:02,073
You sure you can keep drinking?

330
00:20:02,074 --> 00:20:07,074
Of course! I'm a guy.

331
00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:14,790
Who says I can't handle it? More!

332
00:20:17,714 --> 00:20:21,717
Also, has anyone told you

333
00:20:21,718 --> 00:20:25,805
you have two heads and four boobs?

334
00:20:25,806 --> 00:20:27,431
Do you think you're pretty?

335
00:20:27,432 --> 00:20:32,432
Are you all right? Let me help you inside.

336
00:20:32,437 --> 00:20:37,437
I'm fine.

337
00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:56,293
Wasn't there something you
wanted to say? Say it!

338
00:20:56,294 --> 00:20:58,129
The moon is like my heart.

339
00:20:58,130 --> 00:20:59,839
What?

340
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,174
Do you believe in aliens?

341
00:21:02,175 --> 00:21:03,008
Fucking aliens?!

342
00:21:03,009 --> 00:21:04,760
You asshole! Wasting my time!

343
00:21:04,761 --> 00:21:06,679
You're so full of it.

344
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,806
I have an alien dissection video.
Wanna see?

345
00:21:08,807 --> 00:21:10,391
Go to hell!

346
00:21:10,392 --> 00:21:15,392
Your loss.

347
00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:36,792
You're so pretty...

348
00:21:36,793 --> 00:21:38,127
Really?

349
00:21:38,128 --> 00:21:41,380
You know,

350
00:21:41,381 --> 00:21:43,674
I've liked you for a long time.

351
00:21:43,675 --> 00:21:46,761
Will you be my girlfriend?

352
00:21:46,762 --> 00:21:51,762
Yes...

353
00:24:19,164 --> 00:24:20,122
Finally.

354
00:24:20,123 --> 00:24:21,081
And the rice is ready.

355
00:24:21,082 --> 00:24:26,082
You guys already back?

356
00:24:42,729 --> 00:24:47,729
Honey, you're so naughty!

357
00:24:48,944 --> 00:24:51,695
And such was the result of mixing

358
00:24:51,696 --> 00:24:54,198
soda, beer, and cough syrup: My virginity

359
00:24:54,199 --> 00:24:57,242
given up to a pig wearing lipstick.

360
00:24:57,243 --> 00:25:00,537
I wanted to kill myself
that night and be done with,

361
00:25:00,538 --> 00:25:02,373
but they swore

362
00:25:02,374 --> 00:25:04,917
they wouldn't tell anyone,

363
00:25:04,918 --> 00:25:06,627
so I changed my mind.

364
00:25:06,628 --> 00:25:09,964
But it's not like I could
just believe them.

365
00:25:09,965 --> 00:25:12,716
I'm not stupid, you know.

366
00:25:12,717 --> 00:25:14,343
Hey, what are you doing, sneaking around?

367
00:25:14,344 --> 00:25:15,970
Don't run away, Frankie!

368
00:25:15,971 --> 00:25:18,389
What's with you today, all disguised

369
00:25:18,390 --> 00:25:20,766
with your dark glasses and everything?

370
00:25:20,767 --> 00:25:21,767
You could still tell it's me?

371
00:25:21,768 --> 00:25:24,269
Even if you had a bag over your head.

372
00:25:24,270 --> 00:25:28,482
Never mind, I'm off to class.

373
00:25:28,483 --> 00:25:30,693
You're in deep shit now!

374
00:25:30,694 --> 00:25:32,987
Why? What happened?

375
00:25:32,988 --> 00:25:34,989
Word has it that you...

376
00:25:34,990 --> 00:25:37,700
failed your English test!

377
00:25:37,701 --> 00:25:38,450
Is that all?

378
00:25:38,451 --> 00:25:39,785
And that's not a big enough deal?

379
00:25:39,786 --> 00:25:40,619
Forget him.

380
00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:45,207
It's time for us to get to class. Let's go.

381
00:25:45,208 --> 00:25:48,002
Frankly, I would've been better off

382
00:25:48,003 --> 00:25:49,712
jerking into a toilet.

383
00:25:49,713 --> 00:25:51,171
So that's what I tried

384
00:25:51,172 --> 00:25:56,172
to convince myself had happened.

385
00:25:56,469 --> 00:25:58,095
Say what you did this time.

386
00:25:58,096 --> 00:25:59,513
Cursing.

387
00:25:59,514 --> 00:26:01,181
Fine, then here is the punishment.

388
00:26:01,182 --> 00:26:02,182
Go back and write a thousand times

389
00:26:02,183 --> 00:26:03,600
"I will never swear again."

390
00:26:03,601 --> 00:26:06,645
I didn't they'd keep their promise.

391
00:26:06,646 --> 00:26:11,646
Next time will be worse.

392
00:26:13,445 --> 00:26:18,445
Honey, I'm wearing a T-back today!

393
00:26:18,575 --> 00:26:19,658
You like eating pigs' lips?

394
00:26:19,659 --> 00:26:24,659
Now who's got the lifetime of bad luck!

395
00:26:25,790 --> 00:26:30,790
Enough!

396
00:26:30,795 --> 00:26:35,795
Yummy pig lips!

397
00:26:42,807 --> 00:26:46,685
That was the last time I saw Zoey,

398
00:26:46,686 --> 00:26:49,813
because after that I took charge

399
00:26:49,814 --> 00:26:52,524
and made up my mind!

400
00:26:52,525 --> 00:26:56,070
I'm going to England! And
I want to go tomorrow!

401
00:26:56,071 --> 00:26:57,404
Like a lot of people,

402
00:26:57,405 --> 00:26:58,947
I thought that I'd be hooking up

403
00:26:58,948 --> 00:27:01,325
with blondes as soon as I arrived,

404
00:27:01,326 --> 00:27:04,328
but that wasn't exactly the case.

405
00:27:04,329 --> 00:27:06,914
You know what's worse than
being stuck with a porker?

406
00:27:06,915 --> 00:27:10,000
Answer: Being stuck in a herd of them.

407
00:27:10,001 --> 00:27:12,169
Really, everything is relative.

408
00:27:12,170 --> 00:27:13,754
This make me think back sometimes,

409
00:27:13,755 --> 00:27:18,755
Jean wasn't actually that bad.

410
00:27:23,014 --> 00:27:26,517
Of course, things aren't always bad.

411
00:27:26,518 --> 00:27:28,519
Margaret, a British-Chinese mix,

412
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,854
was my only girlfriend in England.

413
00:27:30,855 --> 00:27:34,024
Actually, she was my real first love.

414
00:27:34,025 --> 00:27:35,609
A lot of people envied me for having

415
00:27:35,610 --> 00:27:37,736
such a hottie the first time out.

416
00:27:37,737 --> 00:27:42,737
But then, there are always
two sides to every story.

417
00:27:45,328 --> 00:27:48,497
Almost!

418
00:27:48,498 --> 00:27:53,498
Aw, it's just a game...

419
00:28:11,312 --> 00:28:16,312
What? Kick with the left!

420
00:28:16,651 --> 00:28:18,861
Don't get so upset. It's just a game.

421
00:28:18,862 --> 00:28:21,655
This is a big match. I have to watch it.

422
00:28:21,656 --> 00:28:26,656
Okay, I'll turn it off.

423
00:28:39,215 --> 00:28:41,258
I'm sorry.

424
00:28:41,259 --> 00:28:46,259
Come on, one more time.

425
00:29:59,504 --> 00:30:02,589
Though Margaret and I
were both Arsenal fans,

426
00:30:02,590 --> 00:30:03,173
I didn't think she would
copy their style, too,

427
00:30:03,174 --> 00:30:05,842
playing with herself

428
00:30:05,843 --> 00:30:10,843
outside the field like that.

429
00:30:22,694 --> 00:30:26,029
So I decided to copy one
of my heroes, Batistuta,

430
00:30:26,030 --> 00:30:31,030
and attack her full-force.

431
00:30:32,412 --> 00:30:34,538
Turns out that sent Margaret

432
00:30:34,539 --> 00:30:38,125
to the ER with a broken wrist.

433
00:30:38,126 --> 00:30:39,710
Which is how I discovered my cup of tea

434
00:30:39,711 --> 00:30:42,713
wasn't Earl Grey. Not traditional enough.

435
00:30:42,714 --> 00:30:46,049
After that, I never dated
another white chick.

436
00:30:46,050 --> 00:30:47,426
I went home to Hong Kong after graduating

437
00:30:47,427 --> 00:30:49,469
and found a sales and marketing job

438
00:30:49,470 --> 00:30:51,763
for a multinational.

439
00:30:51,764 --> 00:30:53,223
Hey! "The Hypocritic" put up a new one!

440
00:30:53,224 --> 00:30:55,225
Snow-white tits and pink nipples,

441
00:30:55,226 --> 00:30:56,768
Bouncy squeeze.

442
00:30:56,769 --> 00:30:58,020
Love'em to bits.

443
00:30:58,021 --> 00:30:59,229
This chubby guy,

444
00:30:59,230 --> 00:31:00,522
a year ahead and my former
dorm mate in England,

445
00:31:00,523 --> 00:31:02,190
is James.

446
00:31:02,191 --> 00:31:05,235
His only two interests
are hookers and cursing.

447
00:31:05,236 --> 00:31:07,654
What are you doing at my desk?

448
00:31:07,655 --> 00:31:09,072
Grab a seat and have a look!

449
00:31:09,073 --> 00:31:10,574
It's easier to hide here.

450
00:31:10,575 --> 00:31:12,909
Of course this shit's good.

451
00:31:12,910 --> 00:31:14,870
Hell, see for yourself.

452
00:31:14,871 --> 00:31:15,996
Performance Rankings?

453
00:31:15,997 --> 00:31:19,624
What rankings? Horses?

454
00:31:19,625 --> 00:31:22,627
Not horses. Whores!

455
00:31:22,628 --> 00:31:23,712
You were close.

456
00:31:23,713 --> 00:31:25,839
Don't ever say I never gave you anything.

457
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:29,426
This website has the latest info on
all the hookers in town.

458
00:31:29,427 --> 00:31:31,261
Especially this guy calling
himself "Hypocritic".

459
00:31:31,262 --> 00:31:34,181
Not only do his reports have pictures,

460
00:31:34,182 --> 00:31:36,099
but detailed listings of
their special skills!

461
00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:38,518
They're fucking unreal!

462
00:31:38,519 --> 00:31:42,064
He's like our patron saint.

463
00:31:42,065 --> 00:31:44,941
Pretty damned awesome, right?

464
00:31:44,942 --> 00:31:47,611
First of all, I'm no john like you all.

465
00:31:47,612 --> 00:31:49,446
Secondly, you guys shouldn't use

466
00:31:49,447 --> 00:31:51,448
my computer to browse this kind of stuff.

467
00:31:51,449 --> 00:31:54,618
C'mon, guys. There are women here.

468
00:31:54,619 --> 00:31:55,619
Watch yourselves.

469
00:31:55,620 --> 00:31:57,287
It's not like that.

470
00:31:57,288 --> 00:31:59,289
Women these days are wilder than you!

471
00:31:59,290 --> 00:32:02,667
Like you're so damned straight-laced.

472
00:32:02,668 --> 00:32:04,961
Don't worry, we'll bring
you along next time.

473
00:32:04,962 --> 00:32:07,506
Thanks, but no. Go if you want to,

474
00:32:07,507 --> 00:32:08,298
Leave me out of it.

475
00:32:08,299 --> 00:32:09,341
Bullshit!

476
00:32:09,342 --> 00:32:11,760
No such thing as a cat
that don't like fish.

477
00:32:11,761 --> 00:32:13,178
And if you've never had roast goose,

478
00:32:13,179 --> 00:32:16,431
you can't say you don't like it.

479
00:32:16,432 --> 00:32:18,392
Kid, take my advice,

480
00:32:18,393 --> 00:32:20,644
don't waste your time
fooling with regular girls.

481
00:32:20,645 --> 00:32:25,232
Come with us and have a
straight-up good time.

482
00:32:25,233 --> 00:32:26,108
Frankie.

483
00:32:26,109 --> 00:32:28,944
This one with the serious face
and the big tits is Susan,

484
00:32:28,945 --> 00:32:32,197
the boss' daughter and my superior.

485
00:32:32,198 --> 00:32:34,950
Frankie, we've got an Australian client
coming in the afternoon.

486
00:32:34,951 --> 00:32:36,034
You take care of him.

487
00:32:36,035 --> 00:32:38,161
Susan, I bought your favorite,

488
00:32:38,162 --> 00:32:39,704
blueberry cheesecake.

489
00:32:39,705 --> 00:32:40,705
Let me go get it for you.

490
00:32:40,706 --> 00:32:42,499
But... it's high in calories.

491
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:46,086
Of course, but this one is high protein
and low sugar!

492
00:32:46,087 --> 00:32:48,672
If James was born in
Emperor Kang Xi's time,

493
00:32:48,673 --> 00:32:50,674
I'm sure he could have
out-flattered the best courtesans.

494
00:32:50,675 --> 00:32:52,801
You picked it to match, right?

495
00:32:52,802 --> 00:32:54,094
Since when?

496
00:32:54,095 --> 00:32:55,345
You talk like you know me so well.

497
00:32:55,346 --> 00:32:59,391
But what I learned from
his skills were useful,

498
00:32:59,392 --> 00:33:04,392
like that time it helped me close a deal
with a huge foreign account...

499
00:33:08,693 --> 00:33:10,277
Actually, I could use your help.

500
00:33:10,278 --> 00:33:11,445
I want to get a hooker.

501
00:33:11,446 --> 00:33:13,530
Where can I find them in Hong Kong?

502
00:33:13,531 --> 00:33:14,990
Er...

503
00:33:14,991 --> 00:33:18,743
You don't know, do you?

504
00:33:18,744 --> 00:33:21,872
- Oh, forget it.
- I myself don't get hookers.

505
00:33:21,873 --> 00:33:23,290
Seems to me like,

506
00:33:23,291 --> 00:33:25,625
"That is completely rubbish."

507
00:33:25,626 --> 00:33:27,210
But to keep the relationship
with this client,

508
00:33:27,211 --> 00:33:29,379
and to show the spirit of "Hong Kong,
the Entertainment Capital,"

509
00:33:29,380 --> 00:33:33,091
I decided to tell him about that website

510
00:33:33,092 --> 00:33:35,802
and everything about it.

511
00:33:35,803 --> 00:33:37,387
Doesn't look bad.

512
00:33:37,388 --> 00:33:38,722
What kind of service?

513
00:33:38,723 --> 00:33:41,433
BBBJTCNQNS shouldn't be a problem.

514
00:33:41,434 --> 00:33:44,144
BBBJ... What is that?

515
00:33:44,145 --> 00:33:46,188
Bareback blow-job to completion,

516
00:33:46,189 --> 00:33:48,064
no quit, no spit.

517
00:33:48,065 --> 00:33:51,276
But in Cantonese, we call it...

518
00:33:51,277 --> 00:33:53,737
"Mouth Bomb"
- Mouth Bomb?

519
00:33:53,738 --> 00:33:55,864
I like the sound of that!

520
00:33:55,865 --> 00:33:57,491
Should we give it a try?

521
00:33:57,492 --> 00:33:58,700
Can we get going?

522
00:33:58,701 --> 00:33:59,743
How far is it?

523
00:33:59,744 --> 00:34:01,578
What was it again? Mouth Bomb?

524
00:34:01,579 --> 00:34:03,413
Really?

525
00:34:03,414 --> 00:34:06,583
Mouth Bomb, was it?

526
00:34:06,584 --> 00:34:08,335
Mouth Bomb!

527
00:34:08,336 --> 00:34:11,296
Fate can sometimes work in weird ways.

528
00:34:11,297 --> 00:34:14,216
Despite meeting Zeta in this situation,

529
00:34:14,217 --> 00:34:17,093
I was smart enough

530
00:34:17,094 --> 00:34:19,012
to put the blame on the foreigner.

531
00:34:19,013 --> 00:34:20,805
And she believed me!

532
00:34:20,806 --> 00:34:22,641
Though I can't be sure
if she was gullible in general

533
00:34:22,642 --> 00:34:26,228
or just around me.

534
00:34:26,229 --> 00:34:29,648
Here we are together,

535
00:34:29,649 --> 00:34:31,983
the last minute before 3pm,

536
00:34:31,984 --> 00:34:33,902
the16th of April, 2011.

537
00:34:33,903 --> 00:34:36,988
Let's remember this moment.

538
00:34:36,989 --> 00:34:39,783
Such a shame the moment was gone so soon.

539
00:34:39,784 --> 00:34:41,952
If I could go back to that day,

540
00:34:41,953 --> 00:34:45,705
I would say three words to her.
"I love you".

541
00:34:45,706 --> 00:34:48,625
If I had to put a time limit on that love,

542
00:34:48,626 --> 00:34:51,795
I would set it at ten thousand years.

543
00:34:51,796 --> 00:34:55,006
I just thought of what Eileen Chang wrote,

544
00:34:55,007 --> 00:34:57,676
"So much love carved into our hearts.

545
00:34:57,677 --> 00:35:00,720
Yet so often coming to naught."

546
00:35:00,721 --> 00:35:03,807
Don't worry. As Amy Chang said,

547
00:35:03,808 --> 00:35:06,768
"Love is a part of self-improvement"

548
00:35:06,769 --> 00:35:08,937
that we each must experience...

549
00:35:08,938 --> 00:35:11,690
Hurting others and being hurt.

550
00:35:11,691 --> 00:35:15,402
Joy, dismay, despair, longing, waiting.

551
00:35:15,403 --> 00:35:18,238
Suffering from pain,
followed by enlightenment.

552
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:19,990
What matters isn't what you get or lose,

553
00:35:19,991 --> 00:35:23,702
but how much you grow
and how much you learn.

554
00:35:23,703 --> 00:35:28,039
Your life will be more colorful
and never again the same.

555
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,499
Doesn't that make you sick?

556
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:31,668
Same here, listening to myself talk.

557
00:35:31,669 --> 00:35:35,422
Well, love does weird things to people.

558
00:35:35,423 --> 00:35:39,217
Said another way, we were a perfect match.

559
00:35:39,218 --> 00:35:41,803
Not only that. Zeta had the kind of job

560
00:35:41,804 --> 00:35:44,347
that makes guys come running.

561
00:35:44,348 --> 00:35:49,348
It sure got me excited.

562
00:35:49,645 --> 00:35:50,729
Most important of all, though,

563
00:35:50,730 --> 00:35:53,690
was that she was my only soul-mate.

564
00:35:53,691 --> 00:35:58,361
Happy Birthday!

565
00:35:58,362 --> 00:36:00,530
Happy Birthday, baby!

566
00:36:00,531 --> 00:36:02,741
Aw, that's so sweet.

567
00:36:02,742 --> 00:36:05,076
Since you're her boyfriend,

568
00:36:05,077 --> 00:36:08,038
don't you think you should sing for her?

569
00:36:08,039 --> 00:36:09,247
- Yeah, sing!
- Sing...

570
00:36:09,248 --> 00:36:11,875
What? I'm no good at singing.

571
00:36:11,876 --> 00:36:12,876
I'll pick a song for you.

572
00:36:12,877 --> 00:36:15,045
Just one song!

573
00:36:15,046 --> 00:36:16,880
Pick one for me, too!

574
00:36:16,881 --> 00:36:21,881
Okay, just a sec.

575
00:36:34,565 --> 00:36:38,568
"Doing the best but not being appreciated."

576
00:36:38,569 --> 00:36:42,447
"You decide to follow him."

577
00:36:42,448 --> 00:36:47,448
"He doesn't cherish you,
but I'm most happy to."

578
00:36:50,331 --> 00:36:54,167
"I'm resolved to love
him, wish me happiness."

579
00:36:54,168 --> 00:36:58,129
"You know I will be with
him no matter what."

580
00:36:58,130 --> 00:37:02,634
"Even if it hurts, I will wait for him."

581
00:37:02,635 --> 00:37:05,261
What the? They're terrible!

582
00:37:05,262 --> 00:37:07,597
"I still watch you, Will he be moved?"

583
00:37:07,598 --> 00:37:12,598
"Watching you walk along the cliff."

584
00:37:16,691 --> 00:37:18,400
Hey, shower-up first.

585
00:37:18,401 --> 00:37:20,610
But I just took one!

586
00:37:20,611 --> 00:37:22,195
Then stop messing around!

587
00:37:22,196 --> 00:37:27,196
Okay, right away.

588
00:37:31,330 --> 00:37:33,873
Remember to clean better down there!

589
00:37:33,874 --> 00:37:38,002
Okay.

590
00:37:38,003 --> 00:37:40,797
Don't forget to use
mouthwash after brushing!

591
00:37:40,798 --> 00:37:45,427
Okay!

592
00:37:45,428 --> 00:37:46,720
All set!

593
00:37:46,721 --> 00:37:47,887
What are you up to?

594
00:37:47,888 --> 00:37:48,805
Nothing.

595
00:37:48,806 --> 00:37:50,265
Nothing?

596
00:37:50,266 --> 00:37:52,267
You're putting my article up on the web?

597
00:37:52,268 --> 00:37:53,643
It's good stuff, don't worry about it.

598
00:37:53,644 --> 00:37:55,103
No, delete it.

599
00:37:55,104 --> 00:37:56,229
No!

600
00:37:56,230 --> 00:38:01,230
Try it again and you won't get any!

601
00:38:10,119 --> 00:38:14,372
I did everything. See?

602
00:38:14,373 --> 00:38:19,373
Okay.

603
00:38:21,630 --> 00:38:23,882
Just once without turning off the lights?

604
00:38:23,883 --> 00:38:25,091
Forget it then.

605
00:38:25,092 --> 00:38:30,092
Okay, okay.

606
00:38:30,890 --> 00:38:33,475
Not here.

607
00:38:33,476 --> 00:38:35,393
Not there, either.

608
00:38:35,394 --> 00:38:36,853
Come on, just a peck.

609
00:38:36,854 --> 00:38:39,689
You know full well that
I'm allergic to saliva.

610
00:38:39,690 --> 00:38:40,565
Then I won't use any.

611
00:38:40,566 --> 00:38:41,816
No!

612
00:38:41,817 --> 00:38:44,027
Okay, okay.

613
00:38:44,028 --> 00:38:46,696
Now put on a condom.

614
00:38:46,697 --> 00:38:49,199
But he's not ready, yet.

615
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,242
How about your mouth pitch in a little...

616
00:38:51,243 --> 00:38:56,243
Use your own mouth!

617
00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:43,211
Yay! There's a response!

618
00:39:43,212 --> 00:39:48,212
Don't worry about me. Keep going.

619
00:40:22,042 --> 00:40:23,293
I told you. See?

620
00:40:23,294 --> 00:40:26,546
So many positive comments already!

621
00:40:26,547 --> 00:40:29,340
"My boyfriend's excellent article"?

622
00:40:29,341 --> 00:40:31,092
<i>Miss Z is you?</i>

623
00:40:31,093 --> 00:40:33,011
I'm your girlfriend.

624
00:40:33,012 --> 00:40:34,596
Of course I'm the first one to support you!

625
00:40:34,597 --> 00:40:39,597
I'll always be your number one fan!

626
00:40:39,643 --> 00:40:40,977
Why don't we do it again?

627
00:40:40,978 --> 00:40:45,315
You pervert!

628
00:40:45,316 --> 00:40:47,275
Just once with the lights on?

629
00:40:47,276 --> 00:40:48,651
- Then forget it.
- Okay, okay.

630
00:40:48,652 --> 00:40:52,113
Dr. Kinsey said that
a mutually harmonious sex life

631
00:40:52,114 --> 00:40:54,908
is the lubricant in a relationship.

632
00:40:54,909 --> 00:40:58,328
If lovers spend a lot of time
together in disharmony,

633
00:40:58,329 --> 00:41:01,414
they will build anger and become resentful,

634
00:41:01,415 --> 00:41:03,541
letting small problems
turn into big arguments.

635
00:41:03,542 --> 00:41:07,003
That can destroy the relationship,
or the life of either partner.

636
00:41:07,004 --> 00:41:08,421
Don't make a scene out of it!
It's no big deal!

637
00:41:08,422 --> 00:41:09,547
You think it's no big deal?!

638
00:41:09,548 --> 00:41:13,885
Zeta: You are up early tomorrow,
you should sleep now XD

639
00:41:13,886 --> 00:41:18,886
Frankie: Ok, baby, I'll
call you tomorrow, Goodnight.

640
00:41:25,022 --> 00:41:26,105
It's just MSN.

641
00:41:26,106 --> 00:41:27,857
So what if I forgot to add a smiley!

642
00:41:27,858 --> 00:41:28,775
It's not just MSN.

643
00:41:28,776 --> 00:41:29,734
How many times have I told you?

644
00:41:29,735 --> 00:41:30,902
Are you trying to be rude?

645
00:41:30,903 --> 00:41:32,278
Fuck! I don't even finish
my sentences with a period

646
00:41:32,279 --> 00:41:33,947
and you expect me to add
a goddamned smiley face?

647
00:41:33,948 --> 00:41:35,865
Are you swearing at me?

648
00:41:35,866 --> 00:41:39,077
I swore... but not at you!

649
00:41:39,078 --> 00:41:44,078
You are hopeless!

650
00:41:49,004 --> 00:41:51,422
Failed relationships are a big deal to me.

651
00:41:51,423 --> 00:41:54,217
When people are at their
saddest and loneliest,

652
00:41:54,218 --> 00:41:56,844
they usually look up an old friend.

653
00:41:56,845 --> 00:41:58,221
So I naturally thought of him...

654
00:41:58,222 --> 00:42:03,222
Congratulations.

655
00:42:03,727 --> 00:42:08,727
Out with the old, in with the new.

656
00:42:09,650 --> 00:42:11,234
Growing up never made me forget

657
00:42:11,235 --> 00:42:13,611
my good friend Wong Jing.

658
00:42:13,612 --> 00:42:14,612
Actually, we kept in touch

659
00:42:14,613 --> 00:42:17,365
through the years.

660
00:42:17,366 --> 00:42:20,243
He'd been up to Shenzhen
a lot for work since graduating

661
00:42:20,244 --> 00:42:22,495
I don't know what weird
things he'd been eating,

662
00:42:22,496 --> 00:42:26,040
but it's like he hit
another cycle, filling out

663
00:42:26,041 --> 00:42:29,502
into someone tall and handsome.

664
00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:31,713
Pick up girls on the mainland?

665
00:42:31,714 --> 00:42:34,173
Don't think about how far it is.

666
00:42:34,174 --> 00:42:35,967
What we need is to establish

667
00:42:35,968 --> 00:42:39,012
a one-hour swingers club.

668
00:42:39,013 --> 00:42:41,264
One-hour swingers club?!

669
00:42:41,265 --> 00:42:43,808
Simple words that started filling me

670
00:42:43,809 --> 00:42:45,935
with hope and vision.

671
00:42:45,936 --> 00:42:48,354
Such a club would not only
be good for the economy,

672
00:42:48,355 --> 00:42:49,731
but also for the exchange of resources

673
00:42:49,732 --> 00:42:52,567
and cultures between the
North and the South.

674
00:42:52,568 --> 00:42:53,985
Being single

675
00:42:53,986 --> 00:42:55,820
with nothing holding me back,

676
00:42:55,821 --> 00:43:00,821
I decided this was a journey worth taking!

677
00:43:03,370 --> 00:43:08,370
This way.

678
00:43:23,390 --> 00:43:27,977
Sir? Over here.

679
00:43:27,978 --> 00:43:30,146
We already booked a sofa.

680
00:43:30,147 --> 00:43:31,355
So why are we standing over here?

681
00:43:31,356 --> 00:43:32,648
Since you got here a bit late,

682
00:43:32,649 --> 00:43:37,487
we had to give it to our
frequent customers.

683
00:43:37,488 --> 00:43:38,988
That sofa over there is clearly available.

684
00:43:38,989 --> 00:43:42,575
Same as you, late.

685
00:43:42,576 --> 00:43:43,868
Look, if you can scratch my back,

686
00:43:43,869 --> 00:43:45,536
I can scratch your back.

687
00:43:45,537 --> 00:43:48,831
- And what's that mean?
- See what you can do.

688
00:43:48,832 --> 00:43:49,957
If you would...

689
00:43:49,958 --> 00:43:54,958
Right this way.

690
00:43:58,050 --> 00:44:00,510
Here you are.

691
00:44:00,511 --> 00:44:01,719
Beer.

692
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:06,720
Good. Two dozen to start, then.

693
00:44:06,850 --> 00:44:08,851
Are you kidding me?

694
00:44:08,852 --> 00:44:10,436
How can he do that!

695
00:44:10,437 --> 00:44:12,605
It's just not right.

696
00:44:12,606 --> 00:44:14,941
You can't pinch pennies
when you're out to have fun.

697
00:44:14,942 --> 00:44:19,942
Especially here.

698
00:44:21,907 --> 00:44:23,533
They're coming.

699
00:44:23,534 --> 00:44:28,534
Introduce yourselves.

700
00:44:29,039 --> 00:44:30,915
Hi, I'm Frankie.

701
00:44:30,916 --> 00:44:33,751
Hi, uh, Funky? I'm Dorothy.

702
00:44:33,752 --> 00:44:34,877
What? Dolphin?

703
00:44:34,878 --> 00:44:36,254
I'm Jeekalin.

704
00:44:36,255 --> 00:44:38,047
- Jeekalin...
- Yamade.

705
00:44:38,048 --> 00:44:39,382
"Yamade" is a name?

706
00:44:39,383 --> 00:44:41,300
Why not "Kimochi"?

707
00:44:41,301 --> 00:44:42,885
How about a drink? Beer?

708
00:44:42,886 --> 00:44:46,305
These were girls Jing picked up before.

709
00:44:46,306 --> 00:44:50,393
Frankly, they're not much to look at,

710
00:44:50,394 --> 00:44:53,229
with hair and makeup all about the same.

711
00:44:53,230 --> 00:44:56,816
And by the time I hit the toilet.
I couldn't tell one from the other.

712
00:44:56,817 --> 00:44:58,734
But those racks.

713
00:44:58,735 --> 00:45:01,237
They definitely left an impression.

714
00:45:01,238 --> 00:45:02,155
Is it the artificial bread,
the weight-loss pills,

715
00:45:02,156 --> 00:45:04,657
or the contaminated fish they eat

716
00:45:04,658 --> 00:45:07,618
that messes with their DNA?

717
00:45:07,619 --> 00:45:09,162
Most HK girls have tits

718
00:45:09,163 --> 00:45:11,873
you can barely pinch.

719
00:45:11,874 --> 00:45:12,999
But these boobs?

720
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,668
I just want to grab them!

721
00:45:15,669 --> 00:45:19,338
We're separated by just one river,
but what a difference!

722
00:45:19,339 --> 00:45:23,134
All I can say is,
"Different regions, different grapes."

723
00:45:23,135 --> 00:45:26,053
We're out of drinks. Waiter!

724
00:45:26,054 --> 00:45:28,347
Two bottles of Matisse
and a dozen green teas!

725
00:45:28,348 --> 00:45:30,016
One Long Island Iced Tea, Martini.

726
00:45:30,017 --> 00:45:32,810
They can hardly say their
own English names,

727
00:45:32,811 --> 00:45:35,855
but when it comes to
drinks, they might even

728
00:45:35,856 --> 00:45:37,940
be more accurate than native speakers.

729
00:45:37,941 --> 00:45:40,735
If they just used cocktails

730
00:45:40,736 --> 00:45:42,612
as their names

731
00:45:42,613 --> 00:45:43,821
they'd be much better off.

732
00:45:43,822 --> 00:45:46,157
It's my turn, ten!

733
00:45:46,158 --> 00:45:47,950
Let me play, come on...

734
00:45:47,951 --> 00:45:49,702
You asked for it!

735
00:45:49,703 --> 00:45:51,495
Ready... ten!

736
00:45:51,496 --> 00:45:52,246
Fifteen.

737
00:45:52,247 --> 00:45:53,206
My turn, ready?... ten!

738
00:45:53,207 --> 00:45:54,123
Fifteen.

739
00:45:54,124 --> 00:45:57,793
Ready... all open! Drink up!

740
00:45:57,794 --> 00:46:00,296
Why play with her when she always loses?

741
00:46:00,297 --> 00:46:01,589
Let's play in a group.

742
00:46:01,590 --> 00:46:05,468
Drink up! You lost again!

743
00:46:05,469 --> 00:46:06,636
So arrogant.

744
00:46:06,637 --> 00:46:09,305
Yeah. What of it?

745
00:46:09,306 --> 00:46:12,725
Keep drinking.

746
00:46:12,726 --> 00:46:14,143
Hey, Jeekalin,

747
00:46:14,144 --> 00:46:16,896
I think you should change your name
to Black Russian.

748
00:46:16,897 --> 00:46:18,731
Then it would actually sound
right when you say it.

749
00:46:18,732 --> 00:46:21,234
What? Don't be stupid.

750
00:46:21,235 --> 00:46:22,568
Let's go "dang-sing."

751
00:46:22,569 --> 00:46:27,569
Yeah, he's crazy.

752
00:46:30,702 --> 00:46:32,536
Seriously,

753
00:46:32,537 --> 00:46:35,998
I'm fine if your chicks want to
fill up the table with drinks.

754
00:46:35,999 --> 00:46:37,708
But do they think we're fools?

755
00:46:37,709 --> 00:46:38,918
That this is some kind of open bar

756
00:46:38,919 --> 00:46:40,211
for wine-tasting?

757
00:46:40,212 --> 00:46:42,672
Remember: When you're out to play,
you're only out to play.

758
00:46:42,673 --> 00:46:43,256
What's that supposed to mean?

759
00:46:43,257 --> 00:46:47,677
I never ask the girl's number
when I get a happy ending massage.

760
00:46:47,678 --> 00:46:49,428
When downloading porn,

761
00:46:49,429 --> 00:46:51,472
I delete it as soon as I've watched it.

762
00:46:51,473 --> 00:46:54,433
Think about what I'm telling you.

763
00:46:54,434 --> 00:46:56,852
Jing is really quite reckless.

764
00:46:56,853 --> 00:47:01,190
He treats emotions as carelessly
as he spends money.

765
00:47:01,191 --> 00:47:06,191
Could it be that I have
something to learn from him?

766
00:47:16,540 --> 00:47:19,041
Zeta: Be strong (: P)

767
00:47:19,042 --> 00:47:21,794
You can't worry so much when you're out.

768
00:47:21,795 --> 00:47:25,047
How else can you forget the past.

769
00:47:25,048 --> 00:47:27,174
I had no response for that.

770
00:47:27,175 --> 00:47:29,218
A seasoned veteran with
years of experience,

771
00:47:29,219 --> 00:47:33,681
Jing knew me better than ever before.

772
00:47:33,682 --> 00:47:36,767
Who would bring a Polaroid to a disco?

773
00:47:36,768 --> 00:47:39,353
They had me thinking that the photographer

774
00:47:39,354 --> 00:47:41,105
Yasumasa Yonehara was here.

775
00:47:41,106 --> 00:47:44,859
But a closer look revealed Hong Kong guys

776
00:47:44,860 --> 00:47:47,194
with less than discerning taste.

777
00:47:47,195 --> 00:47:49,822
The way they were holding those dogs

778
00:47:49,823 --> 00:47:51,574
reminded me of economist

779
00:47:51,575 --> 00:47:53,242
Paul Samuelson's theory of Happiness

780
00:47:53,243 --> 00:47:55,995
equaling Utility divided by Desire.

781
00:47:55,996 --> 00:47:57,788
Did I just have my sights set too high?

782
00:47:57,789 --> 00:48:00,583
Or must I lower my standards when I'm out

783
00:48:00,584 --> 00:48:03,544
in order to be happy?

784
00:48:03,545 --> 00:48:07,798
I believe in you.

785
00:48:07,799 --> 00:48:11,510
Have patience and you'll get there.

786
00:48:11,511 --> 00:48:12,887
This snide remark

787
00:48:12,888 --> 00:48:15,514
was the second time I wanted to hit Jing.

788
00:48:15,515 --> 00:48:18,809
The first time was after going camping.

789
00:48:18,810 --> 00:48:22,396
But as a long time Arsenal fan,

790
00:48:22,397 --> 00:48:25,858
I'd long learned to have patience.

791
00:48:25,859 --> 00:48:28,402
After that time, we went up to Shenzhen

792
00:48:28,403 --> 00:48:31,447
nearly every week to have fun.

793
00:48:31,448 --> 00:48:33,866
But in all actuality,

794
00:48:33,867 --> 00:48:38,867
we were going up for nothing.

795
00:48:41,166 --> 00:48:45,586
That Saturday, Jing and I went up again.

796
00:48:45,587 --> 00:48:49,048
It was raining cats and dogs that night,

797
00:48:49,049 --> 00:48:54,049
a night I'll never forget.

798
00:49:04,398 --> 00:49:09,398
During those months, I realized that

799
00:49:09,611 --> 00:49:12,696
the disco was a very straightforward place.

800
00:49:12,697 --> 00:49:17,660
No matter if you were looking
for a one night stand,

801
00:49:17,661 --> 00:49:22,415
if you're giving or getting, it's the same.

802
00:49:22,416 --> 00:49:25,209
There's no beating about the bush.

803
00:49:25,210 --> 00:49:30,210
Unlike trying to get a normal girl.

804
00:49:38,306 --> 00:49:40,516
Ever heard of the five-second rule?

805
00:49:40,517 --> 00:49:41,767
It means that if two strangers

806
00:49:41,768 --> 00:49:43,978
exchange a look for more than five seconds,

807
00:49:43,979 --> 00:49:46,897
something important is going to happen.

808
00:49:46,898 --> 00:49:50,067
Of course, you have to be smart
about the other person,

809
00:49:50,068 --> 00:49:54,071
or else you could be in for a beating.

810
00:49:54,072 --> 00:49:56,657
The magic of her gaze
could have pulled me in,

811
00:49:56,658 --> 00:50:00,202
regardless of a beat-down.

812
00:50:00,203 --> 00:50:03,622
And just when I couldn't come up
with a good ice-breaker...

813
00:50:03,623 --> 00:50:06,375
Can I come to your table?

814
00:50:06,376 --> 00:50:08,294
Absolutely...

815
00:50:08,295 --> 00:50:13,295
I mean, sure you can.

816
00:50:16,052 --> 00:50:17,344
Are you all right?

817
00:50:17,345 --> 00:50:22,345
I'm fine.

818
00:50:33,111 --> 00:50:34,570
Am I... intruding here?

819
00:50:34,571 --> 00:50:35,905
No.

820
00:50:35,906 --> 00:50:39,825
Go on, don't worry about us.

821
00:50:39,826 --> 00:50:42,203
I don't usually come here,

822
00:50:42,204 --> 00:50:44,246
so I'm a little out of place.

823
00:50:44,247 --> 00:50:47,291
My friend had me come out
to keep her company,

824
00:50:47,292 --> 00:50:48,709
but she's not here, yet.

825
00:50:48,710 --> 00:50:50,294
Oh, I see.

826
00:50:50,295 --> 00:50:53,714
If you told me you were a virgin,
I'd still believe you!

827
00:50:53,715 --> 00:50:55,257
Oh, I still haven't introduced myself.

828
00:50:55,258 --> 00:50:56,550
My name is Frankie.

829
00:50:56,551 --> 00:50:59,970
My name is Fish, you know,
the swimming kind...

830
00:50:59,971 --> 00:51:03,432
Fish, such a cute name. It suits you.

831
00:51:03,433 --> 00:51:06,769
Who uses a name like Fish these days?

832
00:51:06,770 --> 00:51:11,770
Idiotic, really.

833
00:51:11,858 --> 00:51:16,858
Cheers!

834
00:51:27,582 --> 00:51:30,459
Actually, my friend had a breakup today.

835
00:51:30,460 --> 00:51:34,630
She called me over to keep her company.

836
00:51:34,631 --> 00:51:36,549
So here I am.

837
00:51:36,550 --> 00:51:39,468
But it's no fun here.

838
00:51:39,469 --> 00:51:42,763
Some friend, leaving you hanging this way.

839
00:51:42,764 --> 00:51:45,474
But don't worry. I can take her place.

840
00:51:45,475 --> 00:51:47,726
What kind of work do you do?

841
00:51:47,727 --> 00:51:49,520
I'm in sales.

842
00:51:49,521 --> 00:51:51,981
After drinking and talking,

843
00:51:51,982 --> 00:51:53,649
Turns out she's from the countryside, but

844
00:51:53,650 --> 00:51:55,776
has been in Shenzhen for a few years.

845
00:51:55,777 --> 00:51:58,028
She opened up a boutique with a friend

846
00:51:58,029 --> 00:52:01,824
and came here after work to meet her.

847
00:52:01,825 --> 00:52:04,451
I really should thank her friend

848
00:52:04,452 --> 00:52:09,415
for her breakup and being late.

849
00:52:09,416 --> 00:52:10,958
You're out on a Saturday night.

850
00:52:10,959 --> 00:52:15,959
Doesn't your boyfriend mind?

851
00:52:20,093 --> 00:52:21,844
Actually...

852
00:52:21,845 --> 00:52:25,598
There's no friend with a breakup.
I'm the one who got dumped.

853
00:52:25,599 --> 00:52:30,599
I'm really, really, really upset. So...

854
00:52:30,854 --> 00:52:33,439
Could you keep me company tonight?

855
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:36,525
At first, I had doubts if the four words

856
00:52:36,526 --> 00:52:41,526
"keep me company tonight" meant
what I thought she was hinting at.

857
00:52:46,161 --> 00:52:49,913
Actually, I don't really like it here.

858
00:52:49,914 --> 00:52:52,875
But her body language...

859
00:52:52,876 --> 00:52:55,461
How about we go back to my place?

860
00:52:55,462 --> 00:52:57,671
Reassured me.

861
00:52:57,672 --> 00:53:01,925
Won't it be inconvenient
or a bother to your family?

862
00:53:01,926 --> 00:53:04,637
I live alone.

863
00:53:04,638 --> 00:53:09,638
You can stay with me tonight.

864
00:53:10,352 --> 00:53:12,561
Sometimes it's hard to believe
when Luck knocks on your door.

865
00:53:12,562 --> 00:53:14,980
I could still hardly believe it myself.

866
00:53:14,981 --> 00:53:16,857
In that situation,

867
00:53:16,858 --> 00:53:19,109
how could I refuse?

868
00:53:19,110 --> 00:53:21,654
Sol made a quick decision.

869
00:53:21,655 --> 00:53:26,655
Then let's go.

870
00:53:27,952 --> 00:53:30,412
Hey, was that Lucy Liu?

871
00:53:30,413 --> 00:53:31,455
What? Really?

872
00:53:31,456 --> 00:53:33,749
Stupid, she looks more like Maggie Q!

873
00:53:33,750 --> 00:53:38,420
I said you'd get there.

874
00:53:38,421 --> 00:53:40,464
Congratulations.
You got what you'd been waiting for.

875
00:53:40,465 --> 00:53:45,465
Drive that cue home!

876
00:53:46,346 --> 00:53:48,472
Though I wasn't sure why people talk about

877
00:53:48,473 --> 00:53:50,933
a "cue" when describing sex,

878
00:53:50,934 --> 00:53:53,060
I was confident that my cue was going to be

879
00:53:53,061 --> 00:53:58,061
able to clear the table that night.

880
00:54:00,485 --> 00:54:02,903
Sorry, it's been a while
since I've cleaned,

881
00:54:02,904 --> 00:54:07,904
so it's a little messy.
Hope you don't mind.

882
00:54:08,785 --> 00:54:13,785
That's fine. Might get messier later.

883
00:54:14,624 --> 00:54:15,249
What was that?

884
00:54:15,250 --> 00:54:17,626
Oh, I said it's not bad, that's all.

885
00:54:17,627 --> 00:54:22,627
I'd be better off if you
did me now, instead!

886
00:54:24,801 --> 00:54:27,761
Your place is quite comfy.

887
00:54:27,762 --> 00:54:32,349
Yeah, I really like it here,

888
00:54:32,350 --> 00:54:36,645
but I might need to move soon.

889
00:54:36,646 --> 00:54:40,065
Why is that?

890
00:54:40,066 --> 00:54:45,066
I may not be able to afford the rent soon.

891
00:54:46,281 --> 00:54:51,281
Do you think you could help out

892
00:54:52,287 --> 00:54:55,831
and share it with me?

893
00:54:55,832 --> 00:55:00,832
We've only just met.

894
00:55:01,171 --> 00:55:03,297
Be my boyfriend,

895
00:55:03,298 --> 00:55:08,298
then we could live together.
Wouldn't that be great?

896
00:55:08,386 --> 00:55:13,386
What do you say?

897
00:55:22,650 --> 00:55:25,819
I really need someone to take care of me,

898
00:55:25,820 --> 00:55:28,614
because I'm broke.

899
00:55:28,615 --> 00:55:33,535
Two thousand. Just two thousand a month.

900
00:55:33,536 --> 00:55:34,411
Please say yes.

901
00:55:34,412 --> 00:55:36,163
Are you joking?

902
00:55:36,164 --> 00:55:39,124
Fish was likely out looking for a

903
00:55:39,125 --> 00:55:41,668
horny Hong Kong guy for emergency funds.

904
00:55:41,669 --> 00:55:44,505
If I paid her, she'd be my mistress.

905
00:55:44,506 --> 00:55:46,381
And I'm probably

906
00:55:46,382 --> 00:55:47,716
not the only one!

907
00:55:47,717 --> 00:55:49,635
Wouldn't I have to share her around?

908
00:55:49,636 --> 00:55:51,261
It's just too nasty.

909
00:55:51,262 --> 00:55:52,596
I couldn't stand that.

910
00:55:52,597 --> 00:55:56,308
Remember; When you're out to play,
you are only out to play.

911
00:55:56,309 --> 00:56:00,103
I will really like you and
treat you really well.

912
00:56:00,104 --> 00:56:02,481
I have a high-level, Western education.

913
00:56:02,482 --> 00:56:07,277
I cannot let myself be easily
taken down by her charm.

914
00:56:07,278 --> 00:56:12,278
Stop it. Please control yourself!

915
00:56:14,077 --> 00:56:17,162
Dammit! Is it even humanly possible

916
00:56:17,163 --> 00:56:18,497
to push her away?

917
00:56:18,498 --> 00:56:21,500
How could I face myself?

918
00:56:21,501 --> 00:56:24,503
We'd only known each
other a couple of hours.

919
00:56:24,504 --> 00:56:27,256
If I'm not her only guy,

920
00:56:27,257 --> 00:56:30,175
isn't this kissing really gross?

921
00:56:30,176 --> 00:56:32,594
But aren't spoons licked by

922
00:56:32,595 --> 00:56:34,930
different restaurant
customers all the time?

923
00:56:34,931 --> 00:56:37,099
Everyone uses it, no one seems to mind.

924
00:56:37,100 --> 00:56:39,810
Besides, what I'm enjoying right now

925
00:56:39,811 --> 00:56:42,396
is the soft tongue of a beautiful girl!

926
00:56:42,397 --> 00:56:45,148
Why the hell am I still thinking?
What's two grand?

927
00:56:45,149 --> 00:56:48,193
I pay that much to the
government every month.

928
00:56:48,194 --> 00:56:50,237
Are they going to French me?

929
00:56:50,238 --> 00:56:52,030
If I'm paying two grand to get bent over

930
00:56:52,031 --> 00:56:54,575
why not pay that to bend someone else over!

931
00:56:54,576 --> 00:56:57,286
At least it will even out my stress.

932
00:56:57,287 --> 00:56:58,328
Okay.

933
00:56:58,329 --> 00:56:59,788
Huh?

934
00:56:59,789 --> 00:57:04,789
Okay. I'll pay you. We'll live together.

935
00:57:22,937 --> 00:57:24,688
What's wrong?

936
00:57:24,689 --> 00:57:29,689
Nothing.

937
00:58:07,231 --> 00:58:08,857
I just had them done in Shenzhen.

938
00:58:08,858 --> 00:58:10,901
The doctor said they'll eventually
soften back to normal.

939
00:58:10,902 --> 00:58:11,860
Soften back to normal?

940
00:58:11,861 --> 00:58:13,612
I'm back to normal down there already!

941
00:58:13,613 --> 00:58:16,865
I've grabbed big tits
and I've groped small HK tits.

942
00:58:16,866 --> 00:58:20,035
But I have never felt a pair
of tits as hard as these.

943
00:58:20,036 --> 00:58:21,119
Why?

944
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:22,537
Why would I be so ignorant to think that

945
00:58:22,538 --> 00:58:24,873
all breasts should be soft?

946
00:58:24,874 --> 00:58:26,166
It's like saying

947
00:58:26,167 --> 00:58:28,251
hot dogs

948
00:58:28,252 --> 00:58:29,586
actually contain dog meat.

949
00:58:29,587 --> 00:58:32,047
I can take drinking fake booze.

950
00:58:32,048 --> 00:58:35,217
I can take Liu Xiang's fake fall,

951
00:58:35,218 --> 00:58:37,010
but I'm not on the national badminton team.

952
00:58:37,011 --> 00:58:39,388
So why fake it with me?

953
00:58:39,389 --> 00:58:44,389
Why is everything here so fake? Why?!

954
00:58:50,984 --> 00:58:55,984
Why? Why play this fake shit on me?

955
00:58:56,572 --> 00:58:59,199
Tits don't have to be real.

956
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:02,327
Don't let yourself get thrown so easily.

957
00:59:02,328 --> 00:59:05,080
Besides, if you've never held fake ones,

958
00:59:05,081 --> 00:59:07,833
how would you know how
great the real ones feel?

959
00:59:07,834 --> 00:59:10,085
I'm never fucking coming back here!

960
00:59:10,086 --> 00:59:15,086
You really not coming back?

961
00:59:15,299 --> 00:59:20,299
Arrrh.

962
00:59:20,638 --> 00:59:24,516
Sir, your health is bad,
particularly your kidneys.

963
00:59:24,517 --> 00:59:26,810
That's why we're out,
to release some toxins!

964
00:59:26,811 --> 00:59:28,770
Look at your friend.

965
00:59:28,771 --> 00:59:31,648
So healthy, he doesn't fuss at all.

966
00:59:31,649 --> 00:59:36,194
I... I told you. I'm not going back!

967
00:59:36,195 --> 00:59:41,195
We also provide after-hours services.

968
00:59:42,702 --> 00:59:47,205
In your current state,
you have to take something special.

969
00:59:47,206 --> 00:59:50,250
Trust me. Come back up one more time.

970
00:59:50,251 --> 00:59:53,128
This is the first time
Jing ever looked straight at me.

971
00:59:53,129 --> 00:59:55,422
I could really feel the amount of concern

972
00:59:55,423 --> 00:59:57,591
he had for me in his eyes.

973
00:59:57,592 --> 01:00:00,761
I'll only go for a look. Only a look.
No messing around!

974
01:00:00,762 --> 01:00:03,972
Tomorrow night. Seven o'clock!

975
01:00:03,973 --> 01:00:07,225
What I really wanted, wasn't
girls up on the mainland.

976
01:00:07,226 --> 01:00:08,185
It was...

977
01:00:08,186 --> 01:00:13,186
Frankie, help me back up my phone.

978
01:00:28,122 --> 01:00:33,122
Hello?

979
01:00:34,587 --> 01:00:37,339
Sorry, baby.

980
01:00:37,340 --> 01:00:38,632
All my friends

981
01:00:38,633 --> 01:00:40,467
said that

982
01:00:40,468 --> 01:00:42,260
I know what the problem is.

983
01:00:42,261 --> 01:00:44,930
I'll change. Don't be mad at me.

984
01:00:44,931 --> 01:00:47,849
Zeta's words moved me.

985
01:00:47,850 --> 01:00:50,644
Actually, Hong Kong girls
can be reasonable.

986
01:00:50,645 --> 01:00:51,853
Is this for me?

987
01:00:51,854 --> 01:00:56,854
Kind of.

988
01:01:01,197 --> 01:01:03,573
Do you like it?

989
01:01:03,574 --> 01:01:04,950
Of course.

990
01:01:04,951 --> 01:01:08,036
Shall I put it on for you?

991
01:01:08,037 --> 01:01:11,039
I'd better go shower first.

992
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:14,126
You'll go shower first?

993
01:01:14,127 --> 01:01:19,127
Somebody already showered
while waiting for you.

994
01:01:32,436 --> 01:01:36,231
Buddha said: Unless you forgive and pardon
all living things,

995
01:01:36,232 --> 01:01:38,233
it is you who will suffer the most.

996
01:01:38,234 --> 01:01:39,526
I fully agree!

997
01:01:39,527 --> 01:01:41,194
Over the past two months, not only

998
01:01:41,195 --> 01:01:43,280
had I gone through so much, but

999
01:01:43,281 --> 01:01:45,490
I've put my "little friend" through worse.

1000
01:01:45,491 --> 01:01:49,244
Really making love can't be replaced
by one-night stands.

1001
01:01:49,245 --> 01:01:52,330
So when Zeta put her best foot forward

1002
01:01:52,331 --> 01:01:55,876
and showed me her new sexy lingerie,

1003
01:01:55,877 --> 01:02:00,877
I had nothing to say and
forgave her immediately.

1004
01:02:07,430 --> 01:02:11,600
Everything was fine, so
why turn out the lights?

1005
01:02:11,601 --> 01:02:13,768
Well, somebody's a little shy.

1006
01:02:13,769 --> 01:02:16,146
Give me a little time to change, okay?

1007
01:02:16,147 --> 01:02:18,523
Okay.

1008
01:02:18,524 --> 01:02:20,275
I've got good news.

1009
01:02:20,276 --> 01:02:22,194
Today is my lunar birthday.

1010
01:02:22,195 --> 01:02:23,612
Huh?

1011
01:02:23,613 --> 01:02:26,072
I want to celebrate it with you.

1012
01:02:26,073 --> 01:02:29,367
I'll let you kiss me here...

1013
01:02:29,368 --> 01:02:31,119
for ten seconds!

1014
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:32,287
Aren't you thrilled?

1015
01:02:32,288 --> 01:02:33,496
Thrilled?!

1016
01:02:33,497 --> 01:02:35,248
I really don't understand
why you resist so much

1017
01:02:35,249 --> 01:02:36,791
and never let me kiss you there.

1018
01:02:36,792 --> 01:02:39,461
After we made out the first time,
I Googled your sickness

1019
01:02:39,462 --> 01:02:42,422
and found no such thing
as an allergy to saliva!

1020
01:02:42,423 --> 01:02:44,716
It's because... I'm ticklish.

1021
01:02:44,717 --> 01:02:49,221
There's a first time for everything.
You'll get used to it.

1022
01:02:49,222 --> 01:02:52,307
Nipple kissing isn't exactly
a requisite when making love.

1023
01:02:52,308 --> 01:02:55,310
Neither is how long one kisses,
or other such things.

1024
01:02:55,311 --> 01:02:58,480
What matters is mutual
acceptance and tolerance.

1025
01:02:58,481 --> 01:03:01,650
So, out of Love, I
resolved to tolerate Zeta

1026
01:03:01,651 --> 01:03:06,651
and give her a chance to change.

1027
01:03:08,616 --> 01:03:10,158
Okay.

1028
01:03:10,159 --> 01:03:15,159
Don't be like that. I disinfected
to make you feel safer.

1029
01:03:15,790 --> 01:03:20,335
What the?! Bitter? Ah, whatever...

1030
01:03:20,336 --> 01:03:22,212
10... 9... 8... 7...

1031
01:03:22,213 --> 01:03:24,047
3...2..1...!

1032
01:03:24,048 --> 01:03:26,508
Wait...

1033
01:03:26,509 --> 01:03:31,509
Let me wipe again.

1034
01:03:39,772 --> 01:03:41,189
You think I'm a whore?

1035
01:03:41,190 --> 01:03:44,025
People keep making the same mistakes,

1036
01:03:44,026 --> 01:03:45,944
never learning from them.

1037
01:03:45,945 --> 01:03:47,904
Besides Zeta, there's also my Dad.

1038
01:03:47,905 --> 01:03:48,780
Dad.

1039
01:03:48,781 --> 01:03:50,824
Have you finished with my phone yet?

1040
01:03:50,825 --> 01:03:53,576
I'm tired. I'll do it tomorrow.

1041
01:03:53,577 --> 01:03:56,288
I have to go back to the mountains
in the morning for charity work.

1042
01:03:56,289 --> 01:03:58,873
Hurry up and do it,

1043
01:03:58,874 --> 01:04:03,874
or else I'll be in trouble
when your mom gets back.

1044
01:04:04,588 --> 01:04:09,588
Come on, just do it!

1045
01:04:57,725 --> 01:05:00,643
I finally understood why dad always had me

1046
01:05:00,644 --> 01:05:03,813
backup his phone before mom got home.

1047
01:05:03,814 --> 01:05:07,025
No one would have guessed
that my Dad was the

1048
01:05:07,026 --> 01:05:10,445
very same "Hypocritic"
that James so revered.

1049
01:05:10,446 --> 01:05:13,406
He certainly picked the right name.

1050
01:05:13,407 --> 01:05:16,409
Truly every bit, 100% a hypocrite.

1051
01:05:16,410 --> 01:05:18,787
That Shiu family and
their perverted movies,

1052
01:05:18,788 --> 01:05:22,916
even doing them in 3D. Totally indecent!

1053
01:05:22,917 --> 01:05:25,168
Worse, they even promoted the film at the.

1054
01:05:25,169 --> 01:05:28,088
Lunar New Year Fair last year,

1055
01:05:28,089 --> 01:05:29,756
along with other obscene articles.

1056
01:05:29,757 --> 01:05:31,383
It's too bad I have to leave tomorrow,

1057
01:05:31,384 --> 01:05:34,135
or else I'd file a complaint
with the Obscene Articles Bureau.

1058
01:05:34,136 --> 01:05:35,637
So dirty and perverted!

1059
01:05:35,638 --> 01:05:37,722
There has been a water shortage
in those areas lately,

1060
01:05:37,723 --> 01:05:39,432
All opposed?

1061
01:05:39,433 --> 01:05:42,018
Daddy, if you would
please put this in the minutes.

1062
01:05:42,019 --> 01:05:43,436
I have to go back to the mountains
in the morning for charity work.

1063
01:05:43,437 --> 01:05:46,689
Come on, just do it!

1064
01:05:46,690 --> 01:05:49,776
Honey, have you been busy
at the school lately?

1065
01:05:49,777 --> 01:05:53,655
Of course. Miss Lee is on leave.

1066
01:05:53,656 --> 01:05:57,158
Here's your "obscene articles!"

1067
01:05:57,159 --> 01:06:02,159
Frankie! What's wrong, Frankie?

1068
01:08:00,824 --> 01:08:03,243
Didn't you say 36 had a big rack? Not even!

1069
01:08:03,244 --> 01:08:06,621
Me? Dammit, the 36 I had last time.

1070
01:08:06,622 --> 01:08:09,207
Actually had a set of 36s!

1071
01:08:09,208 --> 01:08:12,085
I'm heading back to get some more of her.

1072
01:08:12,086 --> 01:08:14,879
The hell? The chicks weren't hot?

1073
01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:16,297
There weren't? Impossible!

1074
01:08:16,298 --> 01:08:18,758
But that's the Golden Light Sauna.

1075
01:08:18,759 --> 01:08:20,218
What? The Golden Lion?

1076
01:08:20,219 --> 01:08:20,969
You fucking think they're all the same?

1077
01:08:20,970 --> 01:08:22,971
How many johns

1078
01:08:22,972 --> 01:08:24,764
take the train up every day?

1079
01:08:24,765 --> 01:08:25,640
I don't know.

1080
01:08:25,641 --> 01:08:28,476
I just know I'm fast
turning into one of them.

1081
01:08:28,477 --> 01:08:30,520
I no longer have the right to judge them.

1082
01:08:30,521 --> 01:08:33,731
You can count my sexual experiences

1083
01:08:33,732 --> 01:08:35,316
on just three fingers.

1084
01:08:35,317 --> 01:08:37,944
But that number will become four

1085
01:08:37,945 --> 01:08:39,654
in just a few hours.

1086
01:08:39,655 --> 01:08:41,990
And if you count two
places past the decimal,

1087
01:08:41,991 --> 01:08:45,660
my hit rate sounds better, at 33.33%!

1088
01:08:45,661 --> 01:08:48,329
If I was an A-share stock in Shenzhen,

1089
01:08:48,330 --> 01:08:53,330
They'd have to halt my trades!

1090
01:08:58,841 --> 01:09:03,841
We're here.

1091
01:09:06,140 --> 01:09:06,889
Any blood tofu?

1092
01:09:06,890 --> 01:09:09,684
Just sold out.

1093
01:09:09,685 --> 01:09:11,269
Hey, dickhead!

1094
01:09:11,270 --> 01:09:12,312
I told you,

1095
01:09:12,313 --> 01:09:13,313
don't waste time picking up bitches!

1096
01:09:13,314 --> 01:09:15,315
Straight up get yourself a hooker
and call it a day.

1097
01:09:15,316 --> 01:09:16,441
You've made us all late.

1098
01:09:16,442 --> 01:09:17,275
So what now?

1099
01:09:17,276 --> 01:09:18,401
Now we wait for the van.

1100
01:09:18,402 --> 01:09:20,612
Let's get some food first.
I'm fucking starving!

1101
01:09:20,613 --> 01:09:22,530
I almost forget to mention,

1102
01:09:22,531 --> 01:09:25,325
James is no longer working with me.

1103
01:09:25,326 --> 01:09:27,285
He now takes care of his family-run factory

1104
01:09:27,286 --> 01:09:29,704
on the Mainland.

1105
01:09:29,705 --> 01:09:32,624
I remember that one time we went
to Macau for a business meeting.

1106
01:09:32,625 --> 01:09:36,169
After arrival, Susan had
me fix a report ASAP,

1107
01:09:36,170 --> 01:09:39,047
while James went out to take care
of some big clients.

1108
01:09:39,048 --> 01:09:44,048
He was back before midnight,
already drunk off his ass.

1109
01:09:44,261 --> 01:09:46,846
They've got hookers over here.

1110
01:09:46,847 --> 01:09:50,266
You know what's the most important thing
to do in Macau?

1111
01:09:50,267 --> 01:09:52,894
Hello, Susan.

1112
01:09:52,895 --> 01:09:54,771
Nothing, I was busy.

1113
01:09:54,772 --> 01:09:56,105
Sure. You'll have it right away okay?

1114
01:09:56,106 --> 01:09:57,899
Real quick, another 5 to 'IO minutes.

1115
01:09:57,900 --> 01:10:02,900
Yes... Okay... Bye!

1116
01:10:03,989 --> 01:10:06,866
In Macau, you must get a hooker.

1117
01:10:06,867 --> 01:10:09,077
Otherwise, you'll be damned sorry.

1118
01:10:09,078 --> 01:10:12,246
And remember, no tipping, got it?

1119
01:10:12,247 --> 01:10:17,247
You got it?

1120
01:10:18,921 --> 01:10:23,921
Eh? There's already one ringing? Nice!

1121
01:10:26,136 --> 01:10:26,844
WOW!

1122
01:10:26,845 --> 01:10:29,430
Wow, what?

1123
01:10:29,431 --> 01:10:30,056
Where is Frankie?

1124
01:10:30,057 --> 01:10:31,516
He said he'd bring the document right over.

1125
01:10:31,517 --> 01:10:34,310
Sorry miss. You're not quite right for me.

1126
01:10:34,311 --> 01:10:37,355
Go back and tell your
manager I want an exchange!

1127
01:10:37,356 --> 01:10:38,314
What the fuck, man.

1128
01:10:38,315 --> 01:10:39,816
Now they got hookers looking like Susan!

1129
01:10:39,817 --> 01:10:41,609
- What're you talking about?
- A Susan hooker?!

1130
01:10:41,610 --> 01:10:43,194
- You think I'm a prostitute?
- How can you fuck that?

1131
01:10:43,195 --> 01:10:45,113
How dare you, James?

1132
01:10:45,114 --> 01:10:50,114
Damn you, get the fuck up!

1133
01:10:50,119 --> 01:10:52,245
You're fired!

1134
01:10:52,246 --> 01:10:53,413
After that night

1135
01:10:53,414 --> 01:10:55,331
I had one less colleague,

1136
01:10:55,332 --> 01:10:57,792
James had one less boot to lick,

1137
01:10:57,793 --> 01:11:00,461
and Susan finally learned the learned

1138
01:11:00,462 --> 01:11:02,630
that, "in wine there is truth."

1139
01:11:02,631 --> 01:11:07,631
WASHINGTON SAUNA

1140
01:11:13,100 --> 01:11:15,852
I'd seen this kind of look before.

1141
01:11:15,853 --> 01:11:18,271
In a documentary about
the Battle of Midway.

1142
01:11:18,272 --> 01:11:21,315
The tired but victorious American troops
returning to base

1143
01:11:21,316 --> 01:11:24,986
gave this kind of look to the men

1144
01:11:24,987 --> 01:11:26,988
heading out to relieve them,

1145
01:11:26,989 --> 01:11:31,989
passing on a sense of
hope and responsibility.

1146
01:11:52,598 --> 01:11:57,598
It's starting to rain. Hurry the hell up!

1147
01:12:04,151 --> 01:12:05,902
Okay, thanks.

1148
01:12:05,903 --> 01:12:08,321
Oh, great. It's fucking late now.

1149
01:12:08,322 --> 01:12:10,865
So if we're late they run out of chicks?

1150
01:12:10,866 --> 01:12:12,158
No, you don't fucking have to worry.

1151
01:12:12,159 --> 01:12:13,910
I just called Jackie the manager

1152
01:12:13,911 --> 01:12:15,828
to hold some back for us.

1153
01:12:15,829 --> 01:12:18,623
Otherwise, we'd be picking
from the rubbish pile.

1154
01:12:18,624 --> 01:12:21,167
Oh, right, what did you tell Zeta

1155
01:12:21,168 --> 01:12:23,669
that let you sneak out?

1156
01:12:23,670 --> 01:12:26,631
Zeta isn't like she was before.

1157
01:12:26,632 --> 01:12:28,174
And after crossing the border,

1158
01:12:28,175 --> 01:12:30,885
I'm like a new man myself.

1159
01:12:30,886 --> 01:12:34,055
Huh? What the hell are you babbling about?

1160
01:12:34,056 --> 01:12:35,264
Forget it.

1161
01:12:35,265 --> 01:12:37,266
First, let me give you a word of warning.

1162
01:12:37,267 --> 01:12:38,893
If you see someone picking out

1163
01:12:38,894 --> 01:12:40,770
a totally hideous broad,

1164
01:12:40,771 --> 01:12:42,522
don't you dare laugh.

1165
01:12:42,523 --> 01:12:45,483
You know, "Beauty is in
the eye of the beholder"

1166
01:12:45,484 --> 01:12:47,693
I've seen it happen a lot.

1167
01:12:47,694 --> 01:12:52,694
Oh.

1168
01:13:11,510 --> 01:13:14,554
Good evening, gentlemen.

1169
01:13:14,555 --> 01:13:16,305
Gentlemen, how may I address you?

1170
01:13:16,306 --> 01:13:17,849
- Mr. James.
- Mr. James.

1171
01:13:17,850 --> 01:13:19,392
- Wong.
- Mr. Wong.

1172
01:13:19,393 --> 01:13:20,685
- Mr. Frankie.
- Frankie.

1173
01:13:20,686 --> 01:13:22,061
Have any of our managers helped you before?

1174
01:13:22,062 --> 01:13:25,982
No, but I'd called and spoke to a Jackie.

1175
01:13:25,983 --> 01:13:28,234
Jackie? Well that's me.

1176
01:13:28,235 --> 01:13:31,612
So you're the gentleman who called earlier.

1177
01:13:31,613 --> 01:13:32,905
You're Jackie?

1178
01:13:32,906 --> 01:13:34,949
But your name tag says "To man".

1179
01:13:34,950 --> 01:13:38,077
Well, it's kind of complicated.

1180
01:13:38,078 --> 01:13:41,455
"To Man Chet" is of course the real name
of the actor Chapman To.

1181
01:13:41,456 --> 01:13:42,623
And since my name sounds so similar,

1182
01:13:42,624 --> 01:13:43,958
people called me Chapman, then Chap,

1183
01:13:43,959 --> 01:13:45,042
then Jack and finally Jackie.

1184
01:13:45,043 --> 01:13:47,128
So you can call me Jackie, as well!

1185
01:13:47,129 --> 01:13:49,839
Who the fuck cares?! Let's get this on!

1186
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:52,049
You three gents have arrived just in time

1187
01:13:52,050 --> 01:13:54,302
for our nightly "Flower Show".

1188
01:13:54,303 --> 01:13:55,511
What do you mean "Flower Show".

1189
01:13:55,512 --> 01:13:57,972
We have all available girls

1190
01:13:57,973 --> 01:13:59,098
gather around in the lobby

1191
01:13:59,099 --> 01:14:01,142
for you all to look over and pick.

1192
01:14:01,143 --> 01:14:04,520
This way.

1193
01:14:04,521 --> 01:14:07,231
Hurry, over here.

1194
01:14:07,232 --> 01:14:12,232
WOW!

1195
01:14:34,384 --> 01:14:35,551
What are you wow-ing?

1196
01:14:35,552 --> 01:14:40,181
Just fucking felt like it. So what?

1197
01:14:40,182 --> 01:14:45,182
These are definitely the best of the bunch.

1198
01:14:45,437 --> 01:14:46,312
Gents,

1199
01:14:46,313 --> 01:14:49,023
if you see one you like, just let me know.

1200
01:14:49,024 --> 01:14:50,524
Dammit!

1201
01:14:50,525 --> 01:14:52,526
You trying to steal my clients again?

1202
01:14:52,527 --> 01:14:54,487
Where did you hear that from?

1203
01:14:54,488 --> 01:14:58,199
I saw it with my own two eyes!

1204
01:14:58,200 --> 01:14:59,867
Jackie Chan?

1205
01:14:59,868 --> 01:15:00,868
Jackie Chan?

1206
01:15:00,869 --> 01:15:01,786
It's Jackie Chin.

1207
01:15:01,787 --> 01:15:02,703
That's right.

1208
01:15:02,704 --> 01:15:05,289
Who cares? It doesn't fucking matter!

1209
01:15:05,290 --> 01:15:06,499
I won't go into it with you all today.

1210
01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:07,583
But the fact is that these three

1211
01:15:07,584 --> 01:15:10,378
had just spoken to me on the phone

1212
01:15:10,379 --> 01:15:13,798
and asked to arrange a shuttle for them.

1213
01:15:13,799 --> 01:15:17,677
Which of you gentlemen is James?

1214
01:15:17,678 --> 01:15:18,844
You see?

1215
01:15:18,845 --> 01:15:21,138
You don't even know which one is Mr. James.

1216
01:15:21,139 --> 01:15:24,058
Anyone who answers to such a common name
is now your client? Bullshit!

1217
01:15:24,059 --> 01:15:25,810
Mr. James, you tell her.

1218
01:15:25,811 --> 01:15:28,312
Tell her you called me and not her.

1219
01:15:28,313 --> 01:15:31,232
Whom did you call earlier?

1220
01:15:31,233 --> 01:15:32,692
What? Well, I don't know...

1221
01:15:32,693 --> 01:15:34,819
You can't tell the difference between
a man's voice and a woman's?

1222
01:15:34,820 --> 01:15:35,653
What?

1223
01:15:35,654 --> 01:15:37,905
I was more worried about
reserving chicks for you two idiots,

1224
01:15:37,906 --> 01:15:39,031
What do I care who I was talking to?

1225
01:15:39,032 --> 01:15:40,074
You two work out your own problems

1226
01:15:40,075 --> 01:15:41,117
and stop getting in our way.

1227
01:15:41,118 --> 01:15:43,077
Hear that? Quit bothering my clients!

1228
01:15:43,078 --> 01:15:45,204
Is that so! You steal my clients and try
to turn this around on me!

1229
01:15:45,205 --> 01:15:46,038
Have you lost your mind?!

1230
01:15:46,039 --> 01:15:47,081
- What?!
- What.

1231
01:15:47,082 --> 01:15:49,375
Quit it, both of you! Go get your manager!

1232
01:15:49,376 --> 01:15:50,167
I am the manager!

1233
01:15:50,168 --> 01:15:53,254
There are three of us.
You each help one of us.

1234
01:15:53,255 --> 01:15:54,005
The third will get a girl from each of you.

1235
01:15:54,006 --> 01:15:56,757
You'll both have business, okay?

1236
01:15:56,758 --> 01:15:59,635
Great idea, I don't mind
being the third one.

1237
01:15:59,636 --> 01:16:03,222
I don't mind. The customer is always right.

1238
01:16:03,223 --> 01:16:05,057
You're just sucking up now, eh?

1239
01:16:05,058 --> 01:16:06,392
Think you can scare me?

1240
01:16:06,393 --> 01:16:09,186
I should be taking all of this.

1241
01:16:09,187 --> 01:16:11,397
But now you want me to split it?
You want to take half from me?

1242
01:16:11,398 --> 01:16:12,314
Dream on!

1243
01:16:12,315 --> 01:16:13,983
Say what you want, but don't poke me!

1244
01:16:13,984 --> 01:16:14,942
- What?!
- What?!

1245
01:16:14,943 --> 01:16:16,610
You don't think it's fair.

1246
01:16:16,611 --> 01:16:18,195
You say the customer is always right.

1247
01:16:18,196 --> 01:16:19,488
He always is.

1248
01:16:19,489 --> 01:16:20,448
How about

1249
01:16:20,449 --> 01:16:23,034
we pick based on

1250
01:16:23,035 --> 01:16:24,368
whoever gives the best pitch?

1251
01:16:24,369 --> 01:16:25,286
- Sure!
- Bring it on!

1252
01:16:25,287 --> 01:16:26,954
- Come...
- Stand straight..

1253
01:16:26,955 --> 01:16:30,624
Girls, meet the gentlemen.

1254
01:16:30,625 --> 01:16:32,168
Gentlemen, we welcome you here on your

1255
01:16:32,169 --> 01:16:35,129
first visit to Washington Sauna.

1256
01:16:35,130 --> 01:16:39,133
My girls are renowned for their supple,
creamy breasts.

1257
01:16:39,134 --> 01:16:40,676
A pleasure to play with.

1258
01:16:40,677 --> 01:16:44,305
Take a look at No. 36, whose chest
is at least a 36!

1259
01:16:44,306 --> 01:16:48,100
Her excellent service has won her
many frequent customers.

1260
01:16:48,101 --> 01:16:53,101
Come, jump a couple of times and show them.

1261
01:16:56,234 --> 01:16:58,819
Gentlemen, "excellent service"
is easy enough to say,

1262
01:16:58,820 --> 01:17:00,362
but check out No. 11.

1263
01:17:00,363 --> 01:17:02,490
She goes by "Boundless"

1264
01:17:02,491 --> 01:17:03,616
and is known for unreal blowjobs!

1265
01:17:03,617 --> 01:17:04,867
Not only is she pretty,

1266
01:17:04,868 --> 01:17:06,911
but there are so many
things you can do with her!

1267
01:17:06,912 --> 01:17:09,246
Aren't these tits something?

1268
01:17:09,247 --> 01:17:12,875
Sure, talk is cheap. But where's the proof?

1269
01:17:12,876 --> 01:17:16,670
You gents should have a
feel for yourselves first!

1270
01:17:16,671 --> 01:17:21,008
- Go ahead. Go grab whatever you like.
- That's really not necessary.

1271
01:17:21,009 --> 01:17:22,301
But aren't them firm?

1272
01:17:22,302 --> 01:17:27,302
Sir, look. Pink nipples!

1273
01:17:28,683 --> 01:17:30,101
I told you not to go tanning so much!

1274
01:17:30,102 --> 01:17:33,062
Get lost!

1275
01:17:33,063 --> 01:17:35,815
See, these ones are really pink.

1276
01:17:35,816 --> 01:17:37,775
Come on and have a feel!

1277
01:17:37,776 --> 01:17:40,194
Just grab them!

1278
01:17:40,195 --> 01:17:42,696
What's the big deal? Mine are pink, too!

1279
01:17:42,697 --> 01:17:43,656
Wait,

1280
01:17:43,657 --> 01:17:45,783
I meant my girls'!

1281
01:17:45,784 --> 01:17:47,535
If feeling them up isn't good enough,

1282
01:17:47,536 --> 01:17:50,204
suck on them! Come on and have a suck!

1283
01:17:50,205 --> 01:17:51,247
No, over here.

1284
01:17:51,248 --> 01:17:52,915
You just said hers were bouncy.

1285
01:17:52,916 --> 01:17:55,543
Here! These are pinker!

1286
01:17:55,544 --> 01:17:57,378
Suck on these, go on...

1287
01:17:57,379 --> 01:17:59,088
Jackie, your clients are here for you.

1288
01:17:59,089 --> 01:18:04,089
- Got it!
- They're here for me!

1289
01:18:06,930 --> 01:18:09,223
So how'd they feel?

1290
01:18:09,224 --> 01:18:10,516
Hard...

1291
01:18:10,517 --> 01:18:12,059
What "hard"?

1292
01:18:12,060 --> 01:18:13,644
Hard to tell.

1293
01:18:13,645 --> 01:18:17,439
Fuck! What a wasted chance!
Should've let me do it!

1294
01:18:17,440 --> 01:18:21,110
Don't get me wrong.
"Hard to tell" wasn't meant to be clever.

1295
01:18:21,111 --> 01:18:24,155
I was just too embarrassed to tell

1296
01:18:24,156 --> 01:18:29,156
any difference or even enjoy the fun.

1297
01:18:30,579 --> 01:18:33,998
This place isn't just a
metaphorical meat market.

1298
01:18:33,999 --> 01:18:36,000
These girls are marketed, picked and tested

1299
01:18:36,001 --> 01:18:39,420
like any ordinary produce.

1300
01:18:39,421 --> 01:18:41,755
People here, whether
guests, girls, or hosts,

1301
01:18:41,756 --> 01:18:46,756
lose all dignity as soon as they walk in.

1302
01:18:46,887 --> 01:18:51,887
Hey Jackie, remember to
put me down for 106.

1303
01:18:56,605 --> 01:18:58,189
If you see someone picking out

1304
01:18:58,190 --> 01:19:00,191
a totally hideous broad,

1305
01:19:00,192 --> 01:19:01,775
don't you dare laugh.

1306
01:19:01,776 --> 01:19:04,612
You know, "Beauty is in
the eye of the beholder"

1307
01:19:04,613 --> 01:19:09,491
I've seen it happen a lot.

1308
01:19:09,492 --> 01:19:12,953
Ugly trim is still trim.
Still better than doing it yourself.

1309
01:19:12,954 --> 01:19:17,954
To each his own. Leave him be.

1310
01:19:26,551 --> 01:19:31,551
No. 211, stand up.

1311
01:19:36,770 --> 01:19:38,312
You marked me for No. 106,

1312
01:19:38,313 --> 01:19:39,521
but if I see a better one, can I switch?

1313
01:19:39,522 --> 01:19:43,067
No problem. Change until you're satisfied.

1314
01:19:43,068 --> 01:19:45,152
But look, your two friends

1315
01:19:45,153 --> 01:19:46,654
still haven't picked any.

1316
01:19:46,655 --> 01:19:47,988
And if you come back after eating

1317
01:19:47,989 --> 01:19:50,741
the "Flower Show" will already be over.

1318
01:19:50,742 --> 01:19:51,659
Didn't expect to see such an elegant

1319
01:19:51,660 --> 01:19:53,661
and pure beauty here.

1320
01:19:53,662 --> 01:19:55,371
Look at her,

1321
01:19:55,372 --> 01:19:58,290
she probably even eats healthy.

1322
01:19:58,291 --> 01:19:59,166
Shit. If she ate healthy,

1323
01:19:59,167 --> 01:20:02,086
you think she'd stick yours
in her mouth? Dumbass.

1324
01:20:02,087 --> 01:20:05,464
Jackie, please put me down for No. 211.

1325
01:20:05,465 --> 01:20:07,841
Very good. Thank you.

1326
01:20:07,842 --> 01:20:12,842
Jing, you pick one?

1327
01:20:13,181 --> 01:20:15,307
Then let's go eat first

1328
01:20:15,308 --> 01:20:17,518
and pick again later.

1329
01:20:17,519 --> 01:20:22,519
This way please.

1330
01:20:25,652 --> 01:20:27,278
Know what you want?

1331
01:20:27,279 --> 01:20:31,115
If not, let's get some beers first.

1332
01:20:31,116 --> 01:20:33,367
Do you think they have Hoegaarden?

1333
01:20:33,368 --> 01:20:35,703
You're an idiot!

1334
01:20:35,704 --> 01:20:37,288
Waiter, give me two bottles of beer

1335
01:20:37,289 --> 01:20:42,289
with three glasses.

1336
01:20:44,713 --> 01:20:45,986
Hey, what are you
doing up here?

1337
01:20:46,012 --> 01:20:47,798
Just bringing up a
buddy to get broken in.

1338
01:20:47,799 --> 01:20:48,716
Virgin?

1339
01:20:48,717 --> 01:20:53,053
Yeah, over there.

1340
01:20:53,054 --> 01:20:56,515
He sure does look it.

1341
01:20:56,516 --> 01:20:58,726
Check out who I brought with me!

1342
01:20:58,727 --> 01:21:00,686
Frankie...

1343
01:21:00,687 --> 01:21:03,689
and you said you weren't one of us.

1344
01:21:03,690 --> 01:21:05,482
What a crock of shit!

1345
01:21:05,483 --> 01:21:09,069
I said it before. All cats eat fish.

1346
01:21:09,070 --> 01:21:10,404
And you have no idea how good

1347
01:21:10,405 --> 01:21:13,490
roast goose tastes until you've had it!

1348
01:21:13,491 --> 01:21:14,742
Alright, he knows now.

1349
01:21:14,743 --> 01:21:16,410
Stop teasing him. Have one with me.

1350
01:21:16,411 --> 01:21:18,412
Nah, I've already had a lot.

1351
01:21:18,413 --> 01:21:21,874
Oh yeah, how about we meet up here
and do a little performance review

1352
01:21:21,875 --> 01:21:23,959
over breakfast tomorrow?

1353
01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:27,504
Cool, no problem here. Ask him.

1354
01:21:27,505 --> 01:21:28,505
Okay.

1355
01:21:28,506 --> 01:21:32,259
Okay then, I won't get in the way
of your "roast goose".

1356
01:21:32,260 --> 01:21:34,386
See you tomorrow.

1357
01:21:34,387 --> 01:21:38,724
See you tomorrow.

1358
01:21:38,725 --> 01:21:41,894
What? Why are you looking at me like that?

1359
01:21:41,895 --> 01:21:44,104
What's so weird about running into
other guys here?

1360
01:21:44,105 --> 01:21:46,940
If you ran into chicks,
that would be trouble.

1361
01:21:46,941 --> 01:21:48,442
So you know what you want to eat, yet?

1362
01:21:48,443 --> 01:21:51,445
Didn't the waiter put out
a final call for roast goose?

1363
01:21:51,446 --> 01:21:56,446
Roast goose? Wasn't it the chicken pot?

1364
01:21:58,203 --> 01:22:03,203
You ready or not?

1365
01:22:04,042 --> 01:22:04,958
No.

1366
01:22:04,959 --> 01:22:09,421
Drink up, come on...

1367
01:22:09,422 --> 01:22:11,882
The beer in front of me is amber enough,

1368
01:22:11,883 --> 01:22:13,634
but it's so cloudy.

1369
01:22:13,635 --> 01:22:15,886
It's as unclear as the things in my life

1370
01:22:15,887 --> 01:22:18,055
that I actually have control over.

1371
01:22:18,056 --> 01:22:20,099
Right now, I feel so lost.

1372
01:22:20,100 --> 01:22:24,395
What the hell should I have?

1373
01:22:24,396 --> 01:22:29,396
Chicken pot, or braised mud carp?

1374
01:22:33,238 --> 01:22:35,489
Where're you going?
You haven't ordered a damned thing.

1375
01:22:35,490 --> 01:22:37,950
Egg and ham noodles are fine.

1376
01:22:37,951 --> 01:22:41,662
The toilet isn't over there.

1377
01:22:41,663 --> 01:22:43,497
Oh, uh, really?

1378
01:22:43,498 --> 01:22:47,042
Love unrestrained, and joy abounds.

1379
01:22:47,043 --> 01:22:51,255
Music reminds, of lovers since gone...

1380
01:22:51,256 --> 01:22:53,924
I just need to piss,
what's with the poetry?

1381
01:22:53,925 --> 01:22:56,009
And what are you doing out here, anyway?

1382
01:22:56,010 --> 01:22:59,138
Second thoughts are inevitable

1383
01:22:59,139 --> 01:23:02,057
when one is making up one's mind.

1384
01:23:02,058 --> 01:23:06,353
But I believe I made the right decision.

1385
01:23:06,354 --> 01:23:09,064
Decision? What decision?

1386
01:23:09,065 --> 01:23:11,024
Did you finally pick a girl?

1387
01:23:11,025 --> 01:23:15,279
Actually, I already saw
my Juliet back there.

1388
01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:16,447
No. 211?

1389
01:23:16,448 --> 01:23:20,367
Jackie, please put me down for No. 211.

1390
01:23:20,368 --> 01:23:22,411
Jing, you pick one?

1391
01:23:22,412 --> 01:23:25,038
Why didn't you mark her down back then?

1392
01:23:25,039 --> 01:23:28,625
Because you are in greater need.

1393
01:23:28,626 --> 01:23:31,628
Though two months younger than I,

1394
01:23:31,629 --> 01:23:34,465
Jing has always conceded everything to me.

1395
01:23:34,466 --> 01:23:37,718
Yet over the years,
I have never given him a single thing.

1396
01:23:37,719 --> 01:23:41,054
So this time I have decided that
I will yield this girl to him.

1397
01:23:41,055 --> 01:23:42,931
211 is all yours.

1398
01:23:42,932 --> 01:23:46,727
I know what you are thinking.
But if you go back now,

1399
01:23:46,728 --> 01:23:50,898
you will never forget the person
you want to forget.

1400
01:23:50,899 --> 01:23:53,692
Indeed. How could I have come all this way,

1401
01:23:53,693 --> 01:23:55,986
a three hour journey, picked out a girl,

1402
01:23:55,987 --> 01:23:59,573
only to turn around
and leave without doing a thing?

1403
01:23:59,574 --> 01:24:03,577
There is a deep truth to Jing's words.

1404
01:24:03,578 --> 01:24:05,287
It is no small miracle

1405
01:24:05,288 --> 01:24:08,081
for a friend to know me so well.

1406
01:24:08,082 --> 01:24:11,168
So I decided that tonight

1407
01:24:11,169 --> 01:24:14,505
I'd take No. 211 and go all out.

1408
01:24:14,506 --> 01:24:17,257
Hang on. A man should keep his word.

1409
01:24:17,258 --> 01:24:20,344
What the hell? Did he just read my mind?

1410
01:24:20,345 --> 01:24:22,721
It's late now. The "Flower Show" is over.

1411
01:24:22,722 --> 01:24:23,931
There are fewer girls now.

1412
01:24:23,932 --> 01:24:24,848
What?

1413
01:24:24,849 --> 01:24:27,518
Don't worry, I'll send them in in groups

1414
01:24:27,519 --> 01:24:28,602
for your selection.

1415
01:24:28,603 --> 01:24:30,521
I promise you'll find one you want.

1416
01:24:30,522 --> 01:24:31,522
Otherwise, just switch for another.

1417
01:24:31,523 --> 01:24:36,523
First come in, and I'll go arrange it.

1418
01:24:39,781 --> 01:24:41,281
Good evening, sir.

1419
01:24:41,282 --> 01:24:43,492
I am 128, from...

1420
01:24:43,493 --> 01:24:46,620
lam 708, from...

1421
01:24:46,621 --> 01:24:48,705
lam 303, from...

1422
01:24:48,706 --> 01:24:50,457
lam...

1423
01:24:50,458 --> 01:24:52,709
What the hell are they saying?
I didn't understand a word of it.

1424
01:24:52,710 --> 01:24:55,420
Who fucking cares? Just pick one!

1425
01:24:55,421 --> 01:24:56,713
Any you like?

1426
01:24:56,714 --> 01:24:59,967
Hurry up already and fucking pick anyone!

1427
01:24:59,968 --> 01:25:03,136
No.

1428
01:25:03,137 --> 01:25:08,137
Leave.

1429
01:25:08,977 --> 01:25:12,271
Really? Not a one?

1430
01:25:12,272 --> 01:25:14,106
There aren't many left out there.

1431
01:25:14,107 --> 01:25:17,985
This next round is
probably your last chance.

1432
01:25:17,986 --> 01:25:20,153
After this round,

1433
01:25:20,154 --> 01:25:21,488
if you still cannot decide,

1434
01:25:21,489 --> 01:25:22,864
there's nothing I can do.

1435
01:25:22,865 --> 01:25:24,825
Go. Set them up.

1436
01:25:24,826 --> 01:25:26,326
It's surprising that Jackie saying

1437
01:25:26,327 --> 01:25:28,203
this was my "last chance"

1438
01:25:28,204 --> 01:25:31,039
made me GVGH ITIOFG HGFVOUS.

1439
01:25:31,040 --> 01:25:34,459
If Jing hadn't held me back just
a few minutes ago,

1440
01:25:34,460 --> 01:25:36,795
I would already have been long gone.

1441
01:25:36,796 --> 01:25:38,213
Why is picking a girl

1442
01:25:38,214 --> 01:25:40,132
making me so uneasy?

1443
01:25:40,133 --> 01:25:42,968
Is it that I'm the same as my father

1444
01:25:42,969 --> 01:25:45,345
and have the DNA for being a john?

1445
01:25:45,346 --> 01:25:50,346
Good evening, sir.

1446
01:25:57,025 --> 01:26:01,862
I'm sorry. Wrong room...

1447
01:26:01,863 --> 01:26:04,531
- Go, leave.
- Congrats, you've finally grown up.

1448
01:26:04,532 --> 01:26:06,033
Gentlemen, I'll get your rooms set up.

1449
01:26:06,034 --> 01:26:11,034
Make it quick.

1450
01:26:13,541 --> 01:26:18,541
Remember, breakfast tomorrow, dickhead!

1451
01:26:23,384 --> 01:26:25,510
Come, let me take off your jacket.

1452
01:26:25,511 --> 01:26:28,555
Er, thanks.

1453
01:26:28,556 --> 01:26:33,556
You Hong Kong guys are so polite.

1454
01:26:45,782 --> 01:26:50,782
Wow, this chair is so cool!
It's like a Transformer!

1455
01:26:58,961 --> 01:27:02,339
This is a "Divine", I can serve you

1456
01:27:02,340 --> 01:27:04,758
on it later if you'd like.

1457
01:27:04,759 --> 01:27:08,428
A Divine? Andy Lau wasn't kidding.

1458
01:27:08,429 --> 01:27:12,099
I feel like a god in this.

1459
01:27:12,100 --> 01:27:13,892
For whatever "my body's specific need"

1460
01:27:13,893 --> 01:27:18,893
there is a "Human 3D massage" program.

1461
01:27:19,148 --> 01:27:21,817
Might be a security check. Let me go see.

1462
01:27:21,818 --> 01:27:26,818
Security check? Don't you mean a raid?
No fucking way!

1463
01:27:27,782 --> 01:27:29,866
Those words made my legs wobblier than

1464
01:27:29,867 --> 01:27:32,619
if I'd fucked non-stop for a week!

1465
01:27:32,620 --> 01:27:34,746
Hello, mum,

1466
01:27:34,747 --> 01:27:37,332
I've been a bad son and
got caught with a hooker!

1467
01:27:37,333 --> 01:27:38,458
I won't be home for dinner
for the next 15 days,

1468
01:27:38,459 --> 01:27:41,837
don't worry about me...

1469
01:27:41,838 --> 01:27:44,256
I need to hang up now, morn...

1470
01:27:44,257 --> 01:27:47,300
Why does shit keep happening to me?

1471
01:27:47,301 --> 01:27:49,469
Never mind the tail, my pants are still on

1472
01:27:49,470 --> 01:27:51,138
and I'm gonna be locked up for 15 days?!

1473
01:27:51,139 --> 01:27:55,976
Boss, I've been arrested
for soliciting a prostitute.

1474
01:27:55,977 --> 01:27:58,395
I'll have to take a two week leave...

1475
01:27:58,396 --> 01:28:00,439
Whatever, just remember
to take clients' calls

1476
01:28:00,440 --> 01:28:02,315
and reply to their emails.

1477
01:28:02,316 --> 01:28:03,358
Oh, okay...

1478
01:28:03,359 --> 01:28:05,569
Hey, buddy, let me borrow your phone.

1479
01:28:05,570 --> 01:28:08,488
I ran out of juice in the middle of a call.

1480
01:28:08,489 --> 01:28:11,908
It's you. Didn't you go
to the Golden Lion Sauna?

1481
01:28:11,909 --> 01:28:13,160
What fucking Golden Lion Sauna?

1482
01:28:13,161 --> 01:28:14,494
It's Golden Light,

1483
01:28:14,495 --> 01:28:17,956
You think they're all the same? Fucker...

1484
01:28:17,957 --> 01:28:19,708
Thanks so fucking much.

1485
01:28:19,709 --> 01:28:21,126
Wasn't it supposed to be untouchable?

1486
01:28:21,127 --> 01:28:25,172
Dammit, that's what I thought, too.

1487
01:28:25,173 --> 01:28:26,548
Give me your phone.

1488
01:28:26,549 --> 01:28:27,716
No calls inside the cell.

1489
01:28:27,717 --> 01:28:28,675
Take it.

1490
01:28:28,676 --> 01:28:33,676
Ain't mine anyway. Fucker.

1491
01:28:35,141 --> 01:28:38,477
A customer got drunk, it was nothing.

1492
01:28:38,478 --> 01:28:40,353
I was just kidding, don't worry.

1493
01:28:40,354 --> 01:28:42,397
Just kidding? What the fuck!

1494
01:28:42,398 --> 01:28:45,317
Look at you, your face is covered in sweat.

1495
01:28:45,318 --> 01:28:47,527
This is not fucking funny at all!

1496
01:28:47,528 --> 01:28:49,529
Were you scared?

1497
01:28:49,530 --> 01:28:51,239
No, I was just worried
about all the exercise.

1498
01:28:51,240 --> 01:28:54,201
I should stretch first...

1499
01:28:54,202 --> 01:28:59,202
Let's lie on the bed.

1500
01:29:03,294 --> 01:29:06,087
The gap between us can't be more than

1501
01:29:06,088 --> 01:29:08,048
15 centimeters.

1502
01:29:08,049 --> 01:29:10,050
I couldn't look her in the eye.

1503
01:29:10,051 --> 01:29:13,053
She puts her hand on my chest

1504
01:29:13,054 --> 01:29:15,597
and though it doesn't move,

1505
01:29:15,598 --> 01:29:19,976
my face is all flush and my heart pounds.

1506
01:29:19,977 --> 01:29:21,436
To break the silence,

1507
01:29:21,437 --> 01:29:24,564
I decided to summon up
all my will and say...

1508
01:29:24,565 --> 01:29:26,066
What' your name?

1509
01:29:26,067 --> 01:29:27,776
My name is Celia.

1510
01:29:27,777 --> 01:29:31,279
Is that short for Cecilia like in the song.

1511
01:29:31,280 --> 01:29:33,406
"Celia, you're breaking my heart."

1512
01:29:33,407 --> 01:29:35,116
It's just Celia.

1513
01:29:35,117 --> 01:29:39,913
Oh.

1514
01:29:39,914 --> 01:29:44,042
I think you're special.

1515
01:29:44,043 --> 01:29:46,586
Special? What kind of special?

1516
01:29:46,587 --> 01:29:48,171
Like, especially ugly?

1517
01:29:48,172 --> 01:29:50,590
Not ugly,

1518
01:29:50,591 --> 01:29:55,591
just special.

1519
01:30:07,024 --> 01:30:08,984
Let me give you a blowjob first!

1520
01:30:08,985 --> 01:30:12,362
What she said totally threw me off!

1521
01:30:12,363 --> 01:30:14,239
We met barely 10 minutes ago,

1522
01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:17,492
hardly exchanged a word,
and she's offering me that!

1523
01:30:17,493 --> 01:30:21,162
Damn, it's amazing enough
to hear it from a beautiful girl,

1524
01:30:21,163 --> 01:30:26,163
what else could possibly be in store?

1525
01:30:26,544 --> 01:30:30,297
But let's wash up before I blow you, okay?

1526
01:30:30,298 --> 01:30:35,298
You fill this out while I go get ready.

1527
01:30:36,512 --> 01:30:38,638
I know every word on this form,

1528
01:30:38,639 --> 01:30:41,808
but none of it makes any sense.

1529
01:30:41,809 --> 01:30:44,978
Star Wars, Little Bee, 10-Finger Piano,

1530
01:30:44,979 --> 01:30:46,813
Round the World, Flying Trapeze?

1531
01:30:46,814 --> 01:30:49,482
Dragon Drill and Pop-Rock Pearls?

1532
01:30:49,483 --> 01:30:51,943
Though I'm staring at it, completely lost,

1533
01:30:51,944 --> 01:30:54,195
I don't want to give her
the impression that

1534
01:30:54,196 --> 01:30:55,906
I'm the sort of guy who
lacks confidence and

1535
01:30:55,907 --> 01:30:58,241
can't make any decisions.

1536
01:30:58,242 --> 01:31:02,662
So I figure... I'll tick them all!

1537
01:31:02,663 --> 01:31:07,663
You can come in now.

1538
01:31:09,420 --> 01:31:14,420
Okay.

1539
01:31:15,968 --> 01:31:17,344
It's big.

1540
01:31:17,345 --> 01:31:20,096
What's big?

1541
01:31:20,097 --> 01:31:21,306
It's just big.

1542
01:31:21,307 --> 01:31:24,768
I know "big" is a relative adjective,

1543
01:31:24,769 --> 01:31:28,772
so I am not sure if she means

1544
01:31:28,773 --> 01:31:30,482
I'm bigger than most customers,

1545
01:31:30,483 --> 01:31:35,483
or just bigger than a toothpick.

1546
01:31:52,880 --> 01:31:54,673
Let's start with waterbed service.

1547
01:31:54,674 --> 01:31:59,674
First comes "Dragon on Earth".

1548
01:32:34,296 --> 01:32:39,296
Next is "Star Wars".

1549
01:32:46,934 --> 01:32:51,934
Turn over.

1550
01:33:08,456 --> 01:33:13,456
Then the "10-Finger Piano"
and "Round the World".

1551
01:33:25,473 --> 01:33:26,639
I'd never messed

1552
01:33:26,640 --> 01:33:29,267
with vibrators before.

1553
01:33:29,268 --> 01:33:32,479
This will be my first time.
It ought to be worth remembering.

1554
01:33:32,480 --> 01:33:36,149
This must be the "Earth-Shaker".

1555
01:33:36,150 --> 01:33:37,901
"Raising the Moon", then?

1556
01:33:37,902 --> 01:33:40,987
It's called "Up-Root"!

1557
01:33:40,988 --> 01:33:41,863
Just relax.

1558
01:33:41,864 --> 01:33:45,366
I had never thought my rear
would be tamed like this.

1559
01:33:45,367 --> 01:33:47,410
But to be honest,

1560
01:33:47,411 --> 01:33:52,411
I kind of like it!

1561
01:33:59,340 --> 01:34:04,340
Next, the "Dragon Drill".

1562
01:34:13,354 --> 01:34:15,021
Oh, I almost forgot to ask...

1563
01:34:15,022 --> 01:34:17,315
do you want Pop-Rocks?

1564
01:34:17,316 --> 01:34:18,316
What?

1565
01:34:18,317 --> 01:34:20,485
You take bubble tea pearls
and stick them inside.

1566
01:34:20,486 --> 01:34:23,530
I've heard guys say that it's really nice.
Want to try?

1567
01:34:23,531 --> 01:34:24,948
What? No!

1568
01:34:24,949 --> 01:34:27,534
Don't worry, it'll be fine!

1569
01:34:27,535 --> 01:34:28,827
I'll be fine without.

1570
01:34:28,828 --> 01:34:31,704
I'm surprised you're not offering to stick
real pearls in while you're at it.

1571
01:34:31,705 --> 01:34:35,583
My ass had its first intruder
not two minutes ago.

1572
01:34:35,584 --> 01:34:37,252
Since she's pretty, I can tolerate

1573
01:34:37,253 --> 01:34:38,795
such a limited inspection,

1574
01:34:38,796 --> 01:34:41,339
but that does not mean

1575
01:34:41,340 --> 01:34:43,424
dumping random trash in there is cool!

1576
01:34:43,425 --> 01:34:45,385
It's not that

1577
01:34:45,386 --> 01:34:47,053
I would have her written up,

1578
01:34:47,054 --> 01:34:51,224
but one should give as much as one gets:

1579
01:34:51,225 --> 01:34:53,184
My sharp tongue would
be evening this score.

1580
01:34:53,185 --> 01:34:57,438
What number bath is this for you today?

1581
01:34:57,439 --> 01:34:59,357
The fifth.

1582
01:34:59,358 --> 01:35:02,443
For just a moment, I felt sorry for her.

1583
01:35:02,444 --> 01:35:06,114
Is bathing so many times a day

1584
01:35:06,115 --> 01:35:09,784
with strange men considered clean or dirty?

1585
01:35:09,785 --> 01:35:11,369
I can't decide.

1586
01:35:11,370 --> 01:35:13,580
No people in this world outside

1587
01:35:13,581 --> 01:35:15,748
of prostitutes and

1588
01:35:15,749 --> 01:35:18,585
Doraemon's friend Shizuka
would bathe so much.

1589
01:35:18,586 --> 01:35:20,336
Do you have any plans?

1590
01:35:20,337 --> 01:35:24,424
Maybe save enough to start a business?

1591
01:35:24,425 --> 01:35:27,844
I still don't know, yet.

1592
01:35:27,845 --> 01:35:31,431
Oh, I know. You want to
gain more experience

1593
01:35:31,432 --> 01:35:33,141
by working here first, then get

1594
01:35:33,142 --> 01:35:36,269
an escort job at the karaoke next door

1595
01:35:36,270 --> 01:35:41,270
where you can learn some more.

1596
01:35:42,860 --> 01:35:46,613
I actually used to work at that karaoke.

1597
01:35:46,614 --> 01:35:50,116
I was forced to drink every single day,

1598
01:35:50,117 --> 01:35:52,827
and propositioned every single night.

1599
01:35:52,828 --> 01:35:56,456
I never had a decent night's rest

1600
01:35:56,457 --> 01:35:59,000
until finally I met one customer

1601
01:35:59,001 --> 01:36:04,001
who treated me well and
would always request me,

1602
01:36:04,548 --> 01:36:09,548
so I decided to get serious with him,

1603
01:36:10,054 --> 01:36:14,015
but he soon found a new girl

1604
01:36:14,016 --> 01:36:19,016
and dumped me...

1605
01:36:23,400 --> 01:36:28,400
lam such a useless nobody...

1606
01:36:35,871 --> 01:36:37,872
Please don't cry. Save your tears

1607
01:36:37,873 --> 01:36:40,667
for times of joy.

1608
01:36:40,668 --> 01:36:42,835
I came here

1609
01:36:42,836 --> 01:36:44,420
for a good time,

1610
01:36:44,421 --> 01:36:47,882
so how did it turn into a crying session?

1611
01:36:47,883 --> 01:36:50,009
Time is ticking away and

1612
01:36:50,010 --> 01:36:53,304
she's not doing anything.

1613
01:36:53,305 --> 01:36:56,015
Fuck! Could she be an Arsenal fan,

1614
01:36:56,016 --> 01:36:57,475
trying the corner kick tactic

1615
01:36:57,476 --> 01:37:00,103
to burn the clock?!

1616
01:37:00,104 --> 01:37:03,523
But then it turns out
I've got her all wrong...

1617
01:37:03,524 --> 01:37:05,858
Thank you, I'm done crying.

1618
01:37:05,859 --> 01:37:10,859
Let's continue.

1619
01:37:24,586 --> 01:37:27,046
Who came up with this.

1620
01:37:27,047 --> 01:37:29,257
Fire and Ice technique?

1621
01:37:29,258 --> 01:37:32,385
I have my suspicions,

1622
01:37:32,386 --> 01:37:35,555
but in any case, it's so natural

1623
01:37:35,556 --> 01:37:38,099
that it must have to do with yin and yang.

1624
01:37:38,100 --> 01:37:40,935
I firmly believe that this
and bareback blowjobs

1625
01:37:40,936 --> 01:37:42,353
are the greatest Chinese inventions

1626
01:37:42,354 --> 01:37:45,898
since rice and noodles.

1627
01:37:45,899 --> 01:37:48,526
Let's go back to the bed, okay?

1628
01:37:48,527 --> 01:37:49,819
I'll get things ready.

1629
01:37:49,820 --> 01:37:54,820
Frankly, if you said go to hell,
I'd start digging.

1630
01:37:55,951 --> 01:37:57,577
What are you doing?

1631
01:37:57,578 --> 01:37:59,746
Doing the "Flying Trapeze" for you.

1632
01:37:59,747 --> 01:38:01,748
"Flying Trapeze"?

1633
01:38:01,749 --> 01:38:06,749
It's an upside-down blowjob.

1634
01:38:20,351 --> 01:38:24,270
That's quite all right.
Why don't you come back down.

1635
01:38:24,271 --> 01:38:25,313
But you ticked it,

1636
01:38:25,314 --> 01:38:27,148
so if I don't do it, they'll penalize me.

1637
01:38:27,149 --> 01:38:29,567
Don't worry. I'm the one asking you not to.

1638
01:38:29,568 --> 01:38:34,568
Don't do anything else.

1639
01:38:34,782 --> 01:38:39,782
You don't want anything?

1640
01:38:40,788 --> 01:38:45,788
Really? Nothing at all?

1641
01:39:01,183 --> 01:39:03,768
Can you make me feel good?

1642
01:39:03,769 --> 01:39:08,769
Yes.

1643
01:40:23,974 --> 01:40:26,309
Let me try being on top.

1644
01:40:26,310 --> 01:40:29,896
I've never met a girl who asked
to swap positions.

1645
01:40:29,897 --> 01:40:32,148
To me, it's as rare as

1646
01:40:32,149 --> 01:40:36,068
a girl who's never late.

1647
01:40:36,069 --> 01:40:40,156
Do you know where my hometown is?

1648
01:40:40,157 --> 01:40:42,783
That's not the point.

1649
01:40:42,784 --> 01:40:44,160
Then what's your point?

1650
01:40:44,161 --> 01:40:47,038
The point is, everyone there

1651
01:40:47,039 --> 01:40:52,039
learns horseback from an early age.

1652
01:40:59,426 --> 01:41:04,426
Can I go faster?

1653
01:41:14,858 --> 01:41:18,986
It feels so good. Can you go longer?

1654
01:41:18,987 --> 01:41:22,406
Celia is, without a doubt,
an experienced jockette,

1655
01:41:22,407 --> 01:41:24,534
Who knows how many times
she's walked the winner's circles?

1656
01:41:24,535 --> 01:41:27,370
I bed she's ridden more men than

1657
01:41:27,371 --> 01:41:29,956
Douglas Whyte rides horses!

1658
01:41:29,957 --> 01:41:32,583
Her desire is so flattering.

1659
01:41:32,584 --> 01:41:33,834
I have never met an employee

1660
01:41:33,835 --> 01:41:35,336
so willing to work OT.

1661
01:41:35,337 --> 01:41:37,213
And I will help her the whole way.

1662
01:41:37,214 --> 01:41:39,966
Sex is funny:

1663
01:41:39,967 --> 01:41:41,509
The less you concentrate,

1664
01:41:41,510 --> 01:41:43,469
the better you can last.

1665
01:41:43,470 --> 01:41:45,680
So I decided to look around and

1666
01:41:45,681 --> 01:41:47,932
distract myself

1667
01:41:47,933 --> 01:41:52,933
with other things.

1668
01:41:53,313 --> 01:41:55,481
I work hard to pay for
your studies in England.

1669
01:41:55,482 --> 01:41:59,944
How can you even face me?

1670
01:41:59,945 --> 01:42:00,987
What's wrong?

1671
01:42:00,988 --> 01:42:02,989
Am I going too hard? Does it hurt?

1672
01:42:02,990 --> 01:42:04,991
Err... No...

1673
01:42:04,992 --> 01:42:07,785
No problem. I can blow him back up.

1674
01:42:07,786 --> 01:42:09,662
Let me get a wet tissue...

1675
01:42:09,663 --> 01:42:12,582
Wet tissue?!

1676
01:42:12,583 --> 01:42:15,459
You know how many germs
are out there these days.

1677
01:42:15,460 --> 01:42:17,336
Once disinfected, it is such a relief!

1678
01:42:17,337 --> 01:42:19,797
We are a democracy, let's vote on whether

1679
01:42:19,798 --> 01:42:21,674
Frankie should solicit hookers or not.

1680
01:42:21,675 --> 01:42:22,967
I said not to treat me like a hooker,

1681
01:42:22,968 --> 01:42:24,760
but you didn't have to go find a real one!

1682
01:42:24,761 --> 01:42:27,179
I don't want anything to do with a john!
I hate you!

1683
01:42:27,180 --> 01:42:31,726
That's not right.
Men are born willing to pay for it.

1684
01:42:31,727 --> 01:42:33,519
It's like eating out of hunger.

1685
01:42:33,520 --> 01:42:34,604
Isn't there enough food at home?

1686
01:42:34,605 --> 01:42:36,731
You bastard! Acting so righteous and

1687
01:42:36,732 --> 01:42:38,357
preaching about not surfing
the web for hookers.

1688
01:42:38,358 --> 01:42:39,984
You're no different than "The Hypocritic"!

1689
01:42:39,985 --> 01:42:41,944
Please stop calling me by my screen name.

1690
01:42:41,945 --> 01:42:43,237
Son, I am the one who set a bad example!

1691
01:42:43,238 --> 01:42:46,365
I am a liar and the true hypocrite!

1692
01:42:46,366 --> 01:42:48,242
But that doesn't mean I have no integrity.

1693
01:42:48,243 --> 01:42:49,744
Like father, like son

1694
01:42:49,745 --> 01:42:51,162
I always had my doubts. As if you're

1695
01:42:51,163 --> 01:42:53,497
really such a selfless volunteer.

1696
01:42:53,498 --> 01:42:57,668
Do you and Auntie usually disinfect?

1697
01:42:57,669 --> 01:42:59,879
Stand straight! Stop whoring!

1698
01:42:59,880 --> 01:43:01,380
Go back and write 1000 times

1699
01:43:01,381 --> 01:43:02,632
"I'm not allowed to get hookers again"!

1700
01:43:02,633 --> 01:43:05,217
Hand it in tomorrow!

1701
01:43:05,218 --> 01:43:07,637
A complaint was filed against your whoring.

1702
01:43:07,638 --> 01:43:10,264
Did you throw this condom out the window?

1703
01:43:10,265 --> 01:43:13,726
Officer, private matters should not
be discussed in public

1704
01:43:13,727 --> 01:43:15,519
I'm only up here because
a complaint was filed.

1705
01:43:15,520 --> 01:43:17,688
You'd best double-check.

1706
01:43:17,689 --> 01:43:20,733
Honey, I'm wearing a T-back today!

1707
01:43:20,734 --> 01:43:25,734
Please check more carefully, officer!

1708
01:43:29,868 --> 01:43:32,995
I told you not to overthink everything.

1709
01:43:32,996 --> 01:43:35,039
Why do you worry so much?

1710
01:43:35,040 --> 01:43:40,040
You won't be able to forget the past.

1711
01:43:49,888 --> 01:43:52,181
Shut up!

1712
01:43:52,182 --> 01:43:57,182
I... I didn't mean you...

1713
01:45:45,879 --> 01:45:48,088
I don't smoke, it's unhealthy.

1714
01:45:48,089 --> 01:45:53,089
You should quit.

1715
01:46:52,153 --> 01:46:56,073
It's time for me to leave.

1716
01:46:56,074 --> 01:46:59,618
I'll see you out.

1717
01:46:59,619 --> 01:47:01,370
You are a good person.

1718
01:47:01,371 --> 01:47:04,999
That was satisfying and felt really good.

1719
01:47:05,000 --> 01:47:06,250
Then will we meet again?

1720
01:47:06,251 --> 01:47:08,085
Sure.

1721
01:47:08,086 --> 01:47:13,086
But you'll forget about me very soon.

1722
01:47:15,510 --> 01:47:17,344
Why don't I give you my QQ number.

1723
01:47:17,345 --> 01:47:22,345
Okay.

1724
01:47:34,779 --> 01:47:39,700
Goodbye.

1725
01:47:39,701 --> 01:47:42,286
I think you really are special.

1726
01:47:42,287 --> 01:47:47,287
I won't forget you.

1727
01:48:32,337 --> 01:48:37,337
You are beautiful.

1728
01:49:10,959 --> 01:49:15,959
I won't forget you.

1729
01:49:33,106 --> 01:49:35,274
Just order any damned thing already.

1730
01:49:35,275 --> 01:49:37,651
Okay, we're all here.

1731
01:49:37,652 --> 01:49:39,820
Everyone take out 20 bucks.

1732
01:49:39,821 --> 01:49:41,113
Why should I give 20 bucks?

1733
01:49:41,114 --> 01:49:44,533
Whatever, just do it.

1734
01:49:44,534 --> 01:49:46,493
Okay, gentlemen.

1735
01:49:46,494 --> 01:49:49,329
We all had a good time last night.

1736
01:49:49,330 --> 01:49:50,456
Now it's time

1737
01:49:50,457 --> 01:49:53,042
to report your goal scores!

1738
01:49:53,043 --> 01:49:54,418
My friend Nick here

1739
01:49:54,419 --> 01:49:56,128
will explain.

1740
01:49:56,129 --> 01:49:58,130
Everyone write down the number of times

1741
01:49:58,131 --> 01:49:59,465
you came on a piece of paper.

1742
01:49:59,466 --> 01:50:00,549
You don't have to write your name

1743
01:50:00,550 --> 01:50:01,967
unless you really want to.

1744
01:50:01,968 --> 01:50:03,969
Then we each get one guess at the total.

1745
01:50:03,970 --> 01:50:04,970
Guess right and you take the pot.

1746
01:50:04,971 --> 01:50:07,473
Multiple winners will split it, okay?

1747
01:50:07,474 --> 01:50:08,265
Okay.

1748
01:50:08,266 --> 01:50:10,350
Your friends are ridiculous.

1749
01:50:10,351 --> 01:50:15,351
Whatever, just put it down!

1750
01:50:16,733 --> 01:50:20,486
Okay. From left to right,
each person guess a number.

1751
01:50:20,487 --> 01:50:21,779
Okay, let's see...

1752
01:50:21,780 --> 01:50:22,738
Wow, 1!

1753
01:50:22,739 --> 01:50:24,364
This guy is a wimp!

1754
01:50:24,365 --> 01:50:27,951
You kidding me? What a waste!

1755
01:50:27,952 --> 01:50:30,287
She said it was her first day

1756
01:50:30,288 --> 01:50:32,331
and had no experience, so I...

1757
01:50:32,332 --> 01:50:35,250
Fuck! They all say that!

1758
01:50:35,251 --> 01:50:37,878
What a sucker.

1759
01:50:37,879 --> 01:50:39,463
Wow, O!

1760
01:50:39,464 --> 01:50:41,006
Just when you think it can't get worse.

1761
01:50:41,007 --> 01:50:42,674
That's gotta be a joke.

1762
01:50:42,675 --> 01:50:45,719
Right. Whoever has the balls
to confess gets his money back.

1763
01:50:45,720 --> 01:50:47,596
And I'll put in another 500 of my own.
Anyone?

1764
01:50:47,597 --> 01:50:52,597
No one want to own up? Fine.

1765
01:50:53,937 --> 01:50:56,480
Seven?!

1766
01:50:56,481 --> 01:50:59,316
No need to guess! It was me!

1767
01:50:59,317 --> 01:51:01,527
You could... seven times with that one?

1768
01:51:01,528 --> 01:51:02,444
What do you know?

1769
01:51:02,445 --> 01:51:03,862
Guys come out for what?

1770
01:51:03,863 --> 01:51:05,739
Definitely not to find a wife!

1771
01:51:05,740 --> 01:51:07,491
Which means you have to pick one

1772
01:51:07,492 --> 01:51:09,326
who knows the meaning of service.

1773
01:51:09,327 --> 01:51:11,662
The ugly ones are always overlooked,

1774
01:51:11,663 --> 01:51:13,872
so you're doing them a
favour by picking them

1775
01:51:13,873 --> 01:51:15,791
and they will repay you
with double the effort.

1776
01:51:15,792 --> 01:51:17,000
I'm thirsty.

1777
01:51:17,001 --> 01:51:22,001
Here.

1778
01:51:23,216 --> 01:51:24,967
I can take the pressure, harder.

1779
01:51:24,968 --> 01:51:27,010
Okay. Is that good?

1780
01:51:27,011 --> 01:51:28,512
Not bad. Cigarette.

1781
01:51:28,513 --> 01:51:33,513
Here.

1782
01:51:34,644 --> 01:51:36,562
Hot ones don't worry
about having customers.

1783
01:51:36,563 --> 01:51:38,897
If you don't take them, someone else will.

1784
01:51:38,898 --> 01:51:41,233
What do they care?

1785
01:51:41,234 --> 01:51:46,234
Truly, a master among men.

1786
01:51:46,239 --> 01:51:51,239
- That means your Juliet...
- Yes.

1787
01:51:58,042 --> 01:52:03,042
Can we start?

1788
01:52:04,424 --> 01:52:09,424
Take off your clothes, then come in.

1789
01:52:14,976 --> 01:52:19,976
Why are you only scrubbing this side?

1790
01:52:20,273 --> 01:52:22,816
So this is "Bikini Style"?

1791
01:52:22,817 --> 01:52:26,278
What the fuck do you want?!

1792
01:52:26,279 --> 01:52:28,530
You can was the other parts, too.

1793
01:52:28,531 --> 01:52:33,531
Sure...

1794
01:52:34,078 --> 01:52:37,998
It kinda hurts, can you... be gentler?

1795
01:52:37,999 --> 01:52:39,374
Your dick is so fucking tiny,

1796
01:52:39,375 --> 01:52:44,375
if I don't go hard, it'll
slip out of my hand!

1797
01:52:48,301 --> 01:52:53,301
Dry yourself and wait outside.

1798
01:52:54,307 --> 01:52:57,351
If that's it, I'm off to the factory.

1799
01:52:57,352 --> 01:52:59,269
Call if you want to do it again.

1800
01:52:59,270 --> 01:53:01,104
Dickhead!

1801
01:53:01,105 --> 01:53:03,482
We all headed back, then?

1802
01:53:03,483 --> 01:53:08,483
I've decided to stay another night.

1803
01:53:43,690 --> 01:53:44,731
I'm your girlfriend.

1804
01:53:44,732 --> 01:53:46,358
Of course I'll be the first to support you!

1805
01:53:46,359 --> 01:53:51,359
I'll always be your number one fan!

1806
01:54:23,646 --> 01:54:28,646
I'm sorry.

1807
01:55:04,228 --> 01:55:07,147
I love you.

1808
01:55:07,148 --> 01:55:10,233
Why do you seem so different today?

1809
01:55:10,234 --> 01:55:13,195
In what way? I'm the same.

1810
01:55:13,196 --> 01:55:15,030
I want to ask you a questions,

1811
01:55:15,031 --> 01:55:16,615
but don't get mad.

1812
01:55:16,616 --> 01:55:18,325
So ask.

1813
01:55:18,326 --> 01:55:23,326
Have you ever had a prostitute?

1814
01:55:24,040 --> 01:55:26,583
Sir, are you feeling unwell?

1815
01:55:26,584 --> 01:55:29,795
Do you need any help?

1816
01:55:29,796 --> 01:55:31,588
I'm okay, thanks.

1817
01:55:31,589 --> 01:55:36,589
Just a little sentimental.

1818
01:55:44,477 --> 01:55:49,477
(I'm finally not a nobody XD)

1819
01:56:04,664 --> 01:56:09,664
It's said that desire is
like a boundless forest.

1820
01:56:09,669 --> 01:56:13,213
Once you're inside, it's
hard to come back out.

1821
01:56:13,214 --> 01:56:16,758
Does this journey lead to
a paradise of pleasures,

1822
01:56:16,759 --> 01:56:20,011
or an underworld of sin?

1823
01:56:20,012 --> 01:56:25,012
"ORIGINAL BY XIAN XI MURAKAMI HARUKI"

1824
01:56:25,852 --> 01:56:30,852
"Screenplay, Directed by
and Starring MARK WU."

1825
01:57:08,561 --> 01:57:13,561
Hey dad, you can go now.

1826
01:57:14,817 --> 01:57:17,402
You stay right here, don't move.
I'm going to go buy something.

1827
01:57:17,403 --> 01:57:20,238
I watch him in his black-framed glasses

1828
01:57:20,239 --> 01:57:22,032
and his grey jacket,

1829
01:57:22,033 --> 01:57:24,409
hobbling to the railway tracks,

1830
01:57:24,410 --> 01:57:28,121
easing himself down
without too much trouble.

1831
01:57:28,122 --> 01:57:30,207
But when he crosses the tracks and

1832
01:57:30,208 --> 01:57:33,835
has to climb up the opposite platform,
it isn't so easy.

1833
01:57:33,836 --> 01:57:38,048
With two hands reaching up,
two feet trying to follow,

1834
01:57:38,049 --> 01:57:40,258
his body lists to the left,

1835
01:57:40,259 --> 01:57:42,344
bringing his struggling face into view.

1836
01:57:42,345 --> 01:57:44,888
I then see his silhouette and

1837
01:57:44,889 --> 01:57:48,225
it brings me to tears.

1838
01:57:48,226 --> 01:57:49,976
I wipe them away,

1839
01:57:49,977 --> 01:57:52,938
fearing that he will see,
that others will see.

1840
01:57:52,939 --> 01:57:54,689
When I turned to look again, he was

1841
01:57:54,690 --> 01:57:59,690
already coming back with a bag of oranges.

1842
01:58:02,532 --> 01:58:06,368
But dad... I don't eat oranges...

1843
01:58:06,369 --> 01:58:11,369
Oh, these aren't for you.

1844
01:58:12,959 --> 01:58:15,126
The condoms up there break easily.

1845
01:58:15,127 --> 01:58:20,127
But I was just going to the manga expo.

1846
01:58:23,386 --> 01:58:26,429
James recommends number 88,
says she's awesome.

1847
01:58:26,430 --> 01:58:30,809
Already had her.

1848
01:58:30,810 --> 01:58:32,811
The train's here. I'm off.

1849
01:58:32,812 --> 01:58:35,522
At that moment, I finally understand

1850
01:58:35,523 --> 01:58:37,649
the meaning of the lesson on "Silhouette".

1851
01:58:37,650 --> 01:58:39,568
And my dad and I

1852
01:58:39,569 --> 01:58:44,569
have never been closer.