1 00:00:01,168 --> 00:00:04,045 (fireworks popping) 2 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:13,472 - LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, 3 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:13,472 {\an1}Y'ALL READY FOR THIS BITCH? 4 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,724 [cheers and applause] 5 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:21,062 Y'ALL GIVE IT UP 6 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:21,062 FOR MR. KATT WILLIAMS! 7 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,777 [heartbeat] 8 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:29,738 - AS FAR RETIREMENTS GO, 9 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:35,202 THIS ONE HAS CLEARLY HIT 10 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:35,202 ROCK BOTTOM. 11 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:40,207 BUT NOW, 12 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:40,207 {\an1}WHAT A WONDERFUL PLACE TO BE. 13 00:00:40,248 --> 00:00:43,502 AND LOOK AT 14 00:00:40,248 --> 00:00:43,502 {\an1}ALL OF THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. 15 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:46,171 QUESTION IS, 16 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:46,171 WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND 17 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:49,591 CAN COME FROM THREE YEARS 18 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:49,591 LIVING UNDER A ROCK 19 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:54,137 AND THEN 20 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:54,137 COME BACK INTO THIS? 21 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:57,432 WHY, YOU NEED MORE 22 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:57,432 THAN YOUR HAIR DONE UP 23 00:00:57,474 --> 00:01:02,187 IN THE MAYOR 24 00:00:57,474 --> 00:01:02,187 {\an1}OF WHOVILLE STYLE AND A CAPE. 25 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:07,317 LUCKILY FOR ME, I ALWAYS 26 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:07,317 HAVE A SECRET WEAPON. 27 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:09,069 [heartbeat] 28 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:12,197 [MC Hammer by Rick Ross] 29 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:20,247 ♪ ♪ 30 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:26,461 - BOSS. 31 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:30,424 RICKY ROSS. 32 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:32,467 IT'S TRIPLE "C". 33 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,386 COLOR, CUT, CLARITY. 34 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,555 ♪ MY GUN DIRTY ♪ 35 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:37,639 ♪ MY BRICK CLEAN ♪ 36 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:38,807 ♪ I'M RIDING DIRTY ♪ 37 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:41,769 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 38 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:41,769 OF LOS ANGELES, 39 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:44,563 WELCOME TO 2012, 40 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:44,563 GODDAMN IT! 41 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:47,524 LOOK AROUND. 42 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:47,524 SHIT! 43 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:49,109 WHOO! 44 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:50,652 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 45 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:55,741 2012 IS UPON US, AND BITCH 46 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:55,741 {\an1}NIGGAS AIN'T HAPPY ABOUT IT. 47 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:57,409 I GOTTA TELL YOU WHY. 48 00:01:57,451 --> 00:02:00,412 {\an1}FIRST OF ALL, HOW MANY PEOPLE 49 00:01:57,451 --> 00:02:00,412 IS HAPPY THAT BARACK OBAMA 50 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:03,624 IS THE PRESIDENT OF THESE 51 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:03,624 UNITED STATES OF AMERICA? 52 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:07,168 [cheers and applause] 53 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:11,590 NOW, I UNDERSTAND HOW 54 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:11,590 {\an1}THAT COULD BE A DIVISIVE ISSUE. 55 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,509 BUT AMERICA AIN'T ABOUT 56 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,509 DIVISION, GODDAMN IT. 57 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,219 IT'S ABOUT UNITY. 58 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:19,389 {\an1}AND NEVER HAVE WHITE PEOPLE 59 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:19,389 AND BLACK PEOPLE 60 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:22,350 BEEN SO UNITED 61 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:22,350 AND DISGUSTED 62 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:27,355 AT THE SAME GODDAMN TIME 63 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:27,355 AS WE ARE RIGHT NOW. 64 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:31,693 {\an1}WHITE PEOPLE, LET ME SAY THIS 65 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:31,693 IN FRONT OF NIGGAS. 66 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:34,822 {\an1}WE HAVE HAD A BLACK PRESIDENT 67 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:34,822 {\an1}FOR QUITE SOME TIME RIGHT NOW, 68 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:38,283 AND WE HAVE NOT HAD 69 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:38,283 AN OPPORTUNITY AS NIGGAS 70 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:40,119 TO THANK YOU, 71 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:40,119 WHITE PEOPLE, 72 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,747 FOR THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE 73 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,747 {\an1}LET OUR COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF, 74 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:47,126 A NIGGA, 75 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:47,126 RUN THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY. 76 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,543 WE APPRECIATE THAT. 77 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,211 YOU DIDN'T KILL HIM. 78 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:52,297 YOU LET THE NIGGA 79 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:52,297 SHOW UP TO WORK. 80 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:55,258 WE THANK YOU VERY MUCH, 81 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:55,258 WHITE PEOPLE. 82 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,552 UNDERSTAND THAT 83 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,552 FROM NIGGAS. 84 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:58,929 [cheers and applause] 85 00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:02,474 NOW, WHAT YOU NEED TO 86 00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:02,474 UNDERSTAND, WHITE PEOPLE, 87 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,893 IS WE HAVE BEEN CONFUSED 88 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:08,438 EVER SINCE THE NIGGA 89 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:08,438 GOT ELECTED. 90 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,399 WE DON'T KNOW 91 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,399 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. 92 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:13,568 WE WORKING ON FAITH, 93 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:13,568 WHITE PEOPLE. 94 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:14,569 UNDERSTAND... 95 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:16,321 - THAT'S RIGHT. 96 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,406 - WHEN A NIGGA 97 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,406 TAKES THE OFFICE, 98 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:22,703 AS NIGGAS, 99 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:22,703 WE HAVE A MEETING. 100 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:25,956 WHITE PEOPLE--"WHAT?" 101 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,752 AS NIGGAS, 102 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,752 WE HAVE A MEETING. 103 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:33,505 WE DECIDED WE WAS 104 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:33,505 GONNA SUPPORT HIM. 105 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,175 NOW, AS A NIGGA, 106 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:39,678 IT IS HARD 107 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:39,678 FOR US TO NOT TALK SHIT 108 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,764 {\an1}ABOUT WHAT A MOTHERFUCKER'S 109 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,764 DOING ON HIS GODDAMN JOB. 110 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:45,392 THAT'S KIND OF OUR SHIT 111 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:45,392 IS TO TALK SHIT 112 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:47,519 ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK 113 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:47,519 YOU SHOULD BE DOING. 114 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:52,524 NOW, NIGGAS SOMEHOW 115 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:52,524 SWALLOWED ALL THAT. 116 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:56,695 AND NIGGAS SUPPORTED OBAMA 117 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:56,695 {\an1}EVERY STEP OF THE GODDAMN WAY. 118 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,238 AND IN THE BEGINNING, 119 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:00,657 WE WAS TALKING 120 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:00,657 WITH BASS IN OUR VOICE, 121 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:03,493 AND USING GESTURES, 122 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:03,493 {\an1}AND STOMPING OUR FEET AND SHIT. 123 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:06,246 LOOK, HOW LONG 124 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:06,246 {\an1}DID IT TAKE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS 125 00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:08,916 TO RUN THIS COUNTRY 126 00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:08,916 IN THE GODDAMN GROUND? 127 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:11,919 NOW, YOU WANT THIS NIGGA 128 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:11,919 TO DO MAGIC? 129 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,379 THAT WAS US EIGHT MONTHS 130 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,379 AFTER THE ELECTION. 131 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,923 THAT WAS US. 132 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:19,676 {\an1}FOUR MONTHS AFTER THAT, WE HAD 133 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:19,676 {\an1}LOST ALL THE BASS OUR VOICE. 134 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:22,221 {\an1}WE JUST--"LOOK, WE DON'T KNOW 135 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:22,221 WHAT THIS NIGGA IS DOING, 136 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,264 "BUT HE'S TRYING, OKAY? 137 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:25,807 "YOU GOT TO GIVE 138 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:25,807 THIS NIGGA A CHANCE. 139 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:28,393 {\an1}"WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK 140 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:28,393 HE WORKING WITH RIGHT NOW. 141 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:31,772 HE--" 142 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:34,566 WHITE PEOPLE, LET ME JUST 143 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:34,566 {\an1}TELL YOU, ON BEHALF OF NIGGAS, 144 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:39,571 {\an1}NOBODY WATCHES A PRESIDENTIAL 145 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:39,571 SPEECH HARDER THAN NIGGAS. 146 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:43,575 {\an1}WE BE WAITING ON THIS NIGGA 147 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:43,575 TO SAY ANYTHING 148 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:46,411 THAT HAVE SOMETHING 149 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:46,411 TO DO WITH US. 150 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:47,621 WE J-- 151 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:52,626 [laughter] 152 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:59,633 WHITE PEOPLE, 153 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:59,633 {\an1}I'VE BEEN SO PROUD OF Y'ALL. 154 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:02,261 Y'ALL HAVE BECOME NIGGAS 155 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:02,261 IN THIS RECESSION 156 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:05,013 THE WAY I KNEW YOU COULD. 157 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:06,681 OH, LOOK AT WHITE PEOPLE-- 158 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,309 "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 159 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,309 'BECAME NIGGAS'?" OH, YES. 160 00:05:09,350 --> 00:05:12,437 OH, WE ALL NIGGAS NOW. 161 00:05:09,350 --> 00:05:12,437 YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT? 162 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,648 YOU DIDN'T HEAR 163 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,648 ABOUT THE 99%? 164 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:16,608 THAT'S NIGGAS. 165 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:20,445 MM-HMM. 166 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:20,445 MM-HMM. 167 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:28,369 NOT GONNA BE ABOUT RACE 168 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:28,369 NO MORE IN 2012. 169 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:30,622 MM-MM. 170 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:30,622 IT'S BIGGER THAN THAT. 171 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:34,459 {\an1}AIN'T ABOUT WHITE AND BLACK. 172 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:34,459 NO, NO, AIN'T ABOUT THAT. 173 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:37,796 {\an1}IT'S ABOUT YOU VERSUS THEM. 174 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,799 THEM VERSUS US. 175 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:44,552 WE VERSUS THEM. 176 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:47,889 {\an1}AND FUCK THEY MOTHERFUCKING 177 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:47,889 ASSES BEFORE WE BEGIN. 178 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:48,974 NOW, 179 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,059 UNDERSTAND THIS, 180 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,059 WHITE PEOPLE, 181 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:54,353 YOU CANNOT 182 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:54,353 CONFUSE THE FACTS. 183 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:57,316 {\an1}YOU ONLY VOTED FOR THIS NIGGA 184 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:57,316 BECAUSE HE WAS 185 00:05:57,356 --> 00:06:00,652 KIND OF A NIGGA. 186 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:04,489 HE WASN'T NO 187 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:04,489 FULL-FLEDGED NIGGA. 188 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:08,035 YOU WASN'T GONNA 189 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:08,035 PUT NO WHOLE NIGGA 190 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:10,453 IN THE GODDAMN 191 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:10,453 WHITE HOUSE. 192 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:13,498 AND NOW YOU WANNA 193 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:13,498 BLAME THIS NIGGA 194 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:16,584 FOR NOT DOING 195 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:16,584 NIGGARDLY SHIT? 196 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:20,463 "HE NEVER GETS ANGRY. 197 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:20,463 HE NEVER RAISES HIS VOICE. 198 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:24,885 {\an1}HE'S JUST NOT STRONG ENOUGH. 199 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:24,885 HE WON'T--" 200 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:27,386 YOU WANT HIM 201 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:27,386 TO BE A NIGGA? 202 00:06:27,428 --> 00:06:30,349 I DON'T THINK YOU WANT HIM 203 00:06:27,428 --> 00:06:30,349 TO BE A NIGGA. I DON'T-- 204 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:31,808 I DON'T THINK YOU READY 205 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:31,808 TO SEE MICHELLE OBAMA 206 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,894 {\an1}COME TO THE NEWS CONFERENCE 207 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,894 IN FLIP-FLOPS. 208 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:35,062 {\an1}I DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY. 209 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:40,441 [laughter] 210 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,785 WHITE PEOPLE, 211 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,785 YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, 212 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,620 WE ALL IN THIS 213 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,620 TOGETHER. 214 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:55,790 {\an1}AS BLACK PEOPLE, WE DIDN'T KNOW 215 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:55,790 {\an1}WHAT THE FUCK WAS GON' HAPPEN. 216 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:59,794 {\an1}ALL WE KNEW WAS IT WAS TIME 217 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:59,794 FOR SOME SHIT TO HAPPEN. 218 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,046 THAT'S ALL WE KNEW. 219 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,756 YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE US 220 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,756 IN THE FACT 221 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:06,385 THAT WE VOTED FOR A NIGGA 222 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:06,385 TO BE A SUPERHERO 223 00:07:06,425 --> 00:07:10,722 {\an1}AND FORGOT TO ASK THE NIGGA, 224 00:07:06,425 --> 00:07:10,722 "COULD HE FLY?" 225 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:14,434 [laughter] 226 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:20,190 WHITE PEOPLE, YOU NEED TO 227 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:20,190 {\an1}UNDERSTAND HOW READY NIGGAS WAS 228 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:21,733 {\an1}THE DAY AFTER THE ELECTION. 229 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,484 YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND. 230 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:26,029 WE WAS READY FOR ANYTHING. 231 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:28,656 THAT NIGGA COULD HAVE 232 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:28,656 SAID ANYTHING. 233 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:31,910 WE WAS AT THE HOUSE 234 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:31,910 {\an1}IN DOUBLE DUTCH MODE, JUST... 235 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:35,080 [laughter] 236 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:42,587 THAT NIGGA COULD HAVE 237 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:42,587 SAID ANYTHING. 238 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:45,006 {\an1}BARACK OBAMA COULD HAVE CAME OUT 239 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:45,006 {\an1}THE NEXT DAY AFTER THE ELECTION 240 00:07:45,048 --> 00:07:46,716 AND SAID, 241 00:07:45,048 --> 00:07:46,716 "I WANT ALL NIGGAS 242 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:50,887 TO GO OUTSIDE 243 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:50,887 AND CLEAN UP TRASH," 244 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:53,932 {\an1}AND IT'D HAVE BEEN GANGBANGERS 245 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:53,932 ALL OVER INGLEWOOD JUST... 246 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:58,061 [laughter] 247 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:00,563 I DON'T THINK YOU WANNA 248 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,565 DROP THAT RIGHT THERE 249 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,565 TODAY, MY NIGGA. 250 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:06,069 YOU UNDERSTAND 251 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:06,069 WHAT I'M SAYING? 252 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:09,614 [laughter] 253 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,159 NOW, WE DON'T KNOW 254 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,159 WHAT THE FUCK GOING ON. 255 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,078 WE JUST WAITING ON OBAMA 256 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,078 TO GIVE US OUR WORD. 257 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,913 WE'VE BEEN 258 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,913 WAITING SO LONG, 259 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:19,458 THAT NIGGA COULD GIVE US 260 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:19,458 ANYTHING RIGHT NOW. 261 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,625 THAT NIGGA 262 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,625 COULD GIVE NIGGAS 263 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:23,711 FREE SMALL FRIES 264 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:23,711 EVERY 14th THURSDAY, 265 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:27,632 AND THAT WOULD BE 266 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:27,632 GOOD ENOUGH. 267 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:31,594 BUT, WHITE PEOPLE, 268 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:31,594 {\an1}WHAT WE AIN'T GONNA LET YOU DO 269 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:34,764 IS TALK ABOUT THIS NIGGA 270 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:34,764 {\an1}LIKE HE AIN'T A CHILD OF GOD. 271 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:37,558 THIS NIGGA BEEN OUT THERE 272 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:37,558 DOING HIS GODDAMN JOB. 273 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,935 I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, 274 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:41,729 I DO SEEM TO REMEMBER 275 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:41,729 THAT FOR EIGHT YEARS, 276 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:45,484 WE COULDN'T FIND 277 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:45,484 {\an1}THE SAME ONE GODDAMN TERRORIST 278 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,985 WE WAS LOOKING FOR. 279 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:50,738 {\an1}I SAID, "ONE GODDAMN TERRORIST 280 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:50,738 THAT WE WAS LOOKING FOR." 281 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:55,994 {\an1}I SAID, "ONE GODDAMN TERRORIST 282 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:55,994 THAT WE WAS LOOKING FOR." 283 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,163 AND MY GODDAMN PRESIDENT 284 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:00,915 DONE KILLED EVERY 285 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:00,915 GODDAMN TERRORIST 286 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:03,293 THAT EVER GODDAMN LIVED. 287 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:04,961 YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT. 288 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:09,716 [cheers and applause] 289 00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:13,887 I'M NOT SAYING IF YOU 290 00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:13,887 {\an1}PUT A NIGGA IN THE WHITE HOUSE, 291 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:17,015 HE WON'T FUCK UP 292 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:17,015 THE CREDIT OF THE COUNTRY. 293 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:20,143 [laughter] 294 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:23,104 BUT IF YOU WANT 295 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:23,104 SOME TERRORISTS, 296 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:25,273 YOU GET YOURSELF A NIGGA. 297 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:28,235 BARACK OBAMA 298 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:28,235 DIDN'T HAVE TO SEND IN 299 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:32,572 THE ARMY, AND THE NAVY, 300 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:32,572 AND THE COAST GUARD. 301 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:35,909 BARACK OBAMA SENT 302 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:35,909 THREE MOTHERFUCKERS IN. 303 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,869 KILLED EVERY TERRORIST. 304 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,705 JUST ONE TO SHOOT 'EM, 305 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,705 AND TWO TO POSE. 306 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,999 JUST...BAP, BAP! 307 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:47,962 ♪ THE LAND OF THE FREE ♪ 308 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:51,841 [cheers and applause] 309 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:55,262 WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK 310 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:55,262 {\an1}ABOUT NONE OF THAT BULLSHIT. 311 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:58,014 I THOUGHT 312 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:58,014 PRESIDENT BUSH SAID 313 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:03,019 THAT OSAMA BIN LADEN 314 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:03,019 WAS THE AXIS OF EVIL. 315 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:08,149 I THOUGHT HE SAID 316 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:08,149 HE WAS BEELZEBUB HIMSELF. 317 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,110 FOR MY SPANISH FRIENDS, 318 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:13,905 "SATAN, EL DIABLO." 319 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,783 [laughter] 320 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:18,618 NOT MY MOTHERFUCKING 321 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:18,618 PRESIDENT. 322 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:20,745 MY PRESIDENT FOUND THAT 323 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:20,745 {\an1}MOTHERFUCKER IN AN UNFURNISHED, 324 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:23,831 ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT 325 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:23,831 {\an1}WITH TWO GODDAMN MATTRESSES, 326 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:27,919 NO BACKBOARD, ONE BITCH, 327 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:27,919 NO PHONE, NO GUN, 328 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,755 THREE LAPTOPS, 329 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,755 AND A SMART PHONE. 330 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:33,174 THERE'S SOME DRUG DEALERS 331 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:33,174 IN HERE TONIGHT, 332 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:36,928 GOT THAT IN AN ESCALADE. 333 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,930 NO. 334 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,308 NO, YOU DON'T WANNA 335 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,308 FUCK WITH AMERICA, BABY. 336 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:46,062 UH-UH, 337 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:46,062 ALL THE TERRORISTS GONE. 338 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,773 WHAT OF FUCKING 339 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,773 SADDAM HUSSEIN? 340 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:53,069 OH, HE WAS A DICTATOR 341 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:53,069 FOR 40 YEARS. 342 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:57,073 {\an1}THEY PULLED THAT MOTHERFUCKER 343 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:57,073 OUT OF A EIGHT-FOOT HOLE 344 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,325 WITH A TWINKIE, 345 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,325 A DING-DONG, 346 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:01,620 AND A KING JAMES VERSION 347 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:01,620 OF A COPY OF THE BIBLE. 348 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,913 THAT NIGGA 349 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,913 CAME OUT THE HOLE 350 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:07,792 LOOKING LIKE ME 351 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:07,792 {\an1}WITH NO PERM IN A MUG SHOT. 352 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:12,713 [laughter] 353 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:23,724 YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. 354 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,101 DUDE SAID, "YOU'RE UGLY." 355 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:28,438 YEAH, YOU'RE SUPPOSED 356 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:28,438 TO THINK THAT, FAG. 357 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:33,443 I DON'T DO THIS SHIT 358 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:33,443 FOR WHAT MEN THINK. 359 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:36,695 WE'RE ALL MEN. 360 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:36,695 WE ALL THINK LIKE MEN. 361 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:39,658 BUT I'LL TELL YOU 362 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:39,658 ONE THING-- 363 00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:42,160 {\an1}IF YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHING 364 00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:42,160 THAT'LL SUSTAIN YOU, 365 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,953 LET ME SHOW 366 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,953 YOU A LITTLE SECRET 367 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:46,414 AS TO WHAT GIVES ME 368 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:46,414 THE STRENGTH TO SAY 369 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,125 "FUCK SATAN" RIGHT IN HIS 370 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,125 MOTHERFUCKING FACE. 371 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:53,087 {\an1}LADIES, WOULD YOU MAKE SOME 372 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:53,087 {\an1}MOTHERFUCKING NOISE ONE TIME? 373 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,131 [women cheering] 374 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,258 WHOO! 375 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,843 WELL... 376 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:03,848 WELL, SWEET BABY JESUS, 377 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:03,848 HOO, HOO, HOO. 378 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,893 YES, FELLAS. 379 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,893 IT'S 2012. 380 00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:10,813 IF YOU GOT YOU A GIRL, 381 00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:10,813 {\an1}TIME TO STOP FUCKING AROUND. 382 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:13,692 {\an1}IT'S 2012, IT'S THE GODDAMN 383 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:13,692 FOURTH QUARTER. 384 00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:16,277 WHATEVER DECISION 385 00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:16,277 YOU FUCKING MADE, 386 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,697 IT'S DONE NOW. 387 00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:22,283 NOW, LADIES, 388 00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:22,283 THAT DON'T APPLY TO Y'ALL. 389 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:23,868 I UNDERSTAND SOME OF Y'ALL 390 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:27,288 MIGHT BE IN HERE 391 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:27,288 {\an1}WITH A STEPPIN' STONE NIGGA. 392 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:31,084 {\an1}YOU KNOW, SOMEBODY TO GET YOU 393 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:31,084 {\an1}THROUGH TILL YOU SEE YOURSELF. 394 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:37,173 NOTHIN' WRONG WITH THAT. 395 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:40,427 {\an1}BUT 2012 HAS COME, AND THEY GOT 396 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:40,427 SOME SURPRISES FOR US, 397 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:41,886 AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO 398 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,347 MAKE SURE YOU GOT 399 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,347 SOMETHING IN YOUR LIFE 400 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,765 THAT BELONG YOU-- 401 00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:48,767 SOME SHIT 402 00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:48,767 {\an1}THAT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU. 403 00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:51,730 WHAT I'M SAYING FELLAS, 404 00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:54,941 IF YOU GOT A WOMAN 405 00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:54,941 {\an1}THAT'S SPECIAL IN YOUR LIFE, 406 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:58,111 PUT THE GAMES ON HOLD 407 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:58,111 FOR A SECOND, 408 00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:01,780 {\an1}AND FUCK THIS BITCH LIKE YOU 409 00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:01,780 {\an1}NEED HER IN YOUR GODDAMN LIFE. 410 00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:05,784 {\an1}JUST FUCK HER LIKE YOU NEED HER 411 00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:05,784 IN YOUR GODDAMN LIFE, 412 00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:07,912 IN CASE THE WORLD 413 00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:07,912 COME TO AN END ON 2012. 414 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,457 NOW, LADIES... 415 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:13,251 LADIES, WE NEED Y'ALL 416 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:17,213 COME ON BACK HOME. 417 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:21,884 {\an1}I UNDERSTAND SOME OF YOU LADIES 418 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:21,884 DONE GOT BESIDE YOURSELF. 419 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,219 WE DIDN'T SAY SHIT. 420 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,096 WE SAW IT HAPPENING, 421 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,096 WE DIDN'T SAY SHIT. 422 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,099 WE SAW Y'ALL GOING OFF 423 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,099 {\an1}TO THE LITTLE FREAKY NASTY, 424 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,561 {\an1}LITTLE DIRTY, LITTLE SNEAKY 425 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,561 {\an1}FREAKY, LITTLE NASTY STORE. 426 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:34,439 AND WE SAW YOU 427 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:34,439 PURCHASING YOURSELF ITEMS 428 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,233 FOR 24, 29, 39.95, 429 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:40,819 {\an1}AND WE KNOW YOU GOT YOURSELF 430 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:40,819 A RABBIT AND A BULLET, 431 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:43,030 AND A BULLET 432 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:43,030 WITH A RABBIT. 433 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,450 NOW, THERE AIN'T NOTHING 434 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,450 WRONG WITH IT, LADIES, 435 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,328 BUT TIME TO BRING YOUR 436 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,328 ASS BACK HOME FOR 2012. 437 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:51,289 SOME OF Y'ALL DONE 438 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:51,289 {\an1}FUCKED YOUR WHOLE CLITORIS UP, 439 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,915 FUCKING AROUND. 440 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:56,127 LOOK AT THE LADIES. 441 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:56,127 "WHAT?" 442 00:13:56,169 --> 00:14:00,465 {\an1}SOME OF YOU LADIES HAVE FUCKED 443 00:13:56,169 --> 00:14:00,465 YOUR ENTIRE VAGINA UP 444 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:03,510 BEING GREEDY. 445 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,094 JUST BECAUSE 446 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,094 YOU HAVE SOMETHING 447 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,888 THAT CAN HIT YOUR SPOT 448 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,888 EVERY TIME, BITCH, 449 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,809 DOES NOT MEAN YOU 450 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,809 {\an1}GOT TO HIT THAT MOTHERFUCKER 451 00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:15,396 136 TIMES ON TARGET, 452 00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:15,396 JUST-- 453 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:19,567 [imitates buzzing] 454 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:25,906 FUCKED YOUR WHOLE 455 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:25,906 GODDAMN CLITORIS UP. 456 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:29,076 {\an1}US FELLAS, WE REMEMBER YOUR 457 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:29,076 {\an1}CLITORIS THE WAY IT USED TO BE. 458 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,538 WE REMEMBER WHEN 459 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,538 {\an1}THAT MOTHERFUCKER WAS SO SHY 460 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,956 IT WOULDN'T EVEN 461 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,956 COME OUT THE HOOD. 462 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:37,001 YOU HAD TO GET DOWN THERE 463 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:37,001 {\an1}AND TALK SWEET TO IT AND SHIT. 464 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,336 "YOU JUST COME ON 465 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,336 OUT OF THERE. 466 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,421 I SEE YOU IN THERE." 467 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:45,009 [laughter] 468 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,595 NOW YOU DONE HIT THAT 469 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,595 {\an1}MOTHERFUCKER SO MANY TIMES, 470 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:50,056 THAT BITCH IS ALL 471 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:50,056 OUTSIDE OF YOUR CLITORIS, 472 00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,183 JUST OUTSIDE 473 00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,183 OF THE CAMEL TOE, 474 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:56,103 PUSHING THE LABIA BACK. 475 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,439 "BITCH, YOUR CLITORIS 476 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,439 IS SCARING MY PENIS. 477 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:03,236 YOU CAN'T EVEN--" 478 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:07,281 [laughter] 479 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:11,202 MY ONLY POINT IS IT'S TIME 480 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:11,202 TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. 481 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:15,498 {\an1}IT DON'T MATTER IF WHAT YOU GOT 482 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:15,498 IN YOUR LIFE IS FUCKED UP. 483 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:19,627 THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK 484 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:19,627 YOU GOT. 485 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,963 2012 COMING, 486 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:25,383 {\an1}AND THEY NOT GOING TO TELL US 487 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:25,383 THE SHIT WE NEED TO KNOW. 488 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,927 THAT'S WHY WE ALL 489 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,927 GOT TO WORK TOGETHER. 490 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,221 WHITE PEOPLE, 491 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,221 WE NEED Y'ALL TO REMEMBER 492 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,390 THAT Y'ALL 493 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,390 WERE HERE WITH US. 494 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:37,311 {\an1}YOU LOVE MEXICANS AND NIGGAS, 495 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:37,311 {\an1}AND DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T. 496 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:41,023 LOOK AT THEM ON THE SPOT. 497 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:44,611 [laughter] 498 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:48,364 I CERTAINLY DO. 499 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,241 WHITE PEOPLE, 500 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,241 {\an1}THIS IS GONNA BE IMPORTANT. 501 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,951 2012 IS COMING. 502 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,953 THEY SAY IT IS GONNA BE 503 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,953 THE END OF THE WORLD, 504 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:56,623 AND, WHITE PEOPLE, 505 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:56,623 WE KNOW HOW Y'ALL DO 506 00:15:56,664 --> 00:16:01,043 {\an1}WHEN Y'ALL GET SOME GODDAMN 507 00:15:56,664 --> 00:16:01,043 {\an1}INFORMATION DON'T NOBODY KNOW. 508 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,336 WHITE PEOPLE 509 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,336 DON'T NEVER LEAVE. 510 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,337 THEY JUST DISAPPEAR. 511 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,465 JUST-- 512 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:10,010 [laughter] 513 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,057 NIGGAS, WE GOTTA BE 514 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,057 CAREFUL IN 2012. 515 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,184 THEY TRYING 516 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,184 TO FUCK US OVER. 517 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,146 AS BLACK PEOPLE, 518 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,146 WE NEVER LEAVE ON TIME. 519 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,690 BROKE PEOPLE, 520 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,690 WE NEVER LEAVE. 521 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:26,110 AS BROKE FOLKS, 522 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:26,110 {\an1}WE ALWAYS GOT TOO MUCH SHIT, 523 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,279 TOO MANY ENDS 524 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,279 TO PUT TOGETHER. 525 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,406 NOT RICH PEOPLE. 526 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:32,116 RICH PEOPLE GET THEY SHIT, 527 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:36,287 {\an1}FIND OUT SOMETHING IS FUCKED UP, 528 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:36,287 AND THEY LEAVE. 529 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,080 AND I SPEAK FOR NIGGAS. 530 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:42,669 {\an1}AND NIGGAS AIN'T GOT NOWHERE 531 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:42,669 {\an1}TO GODDAMN GO, WHITE PEOPLE. 532 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,964 IF THE TERRORISTS STRIKE, 533 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:51,135 EVERYBODY FROM IRELAND 534 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:51,135 {\an1}CAN GO RIGHT BACK TO IRELAND. 535 00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:59,769 EVERYBODY FROM ENGLAND 536 00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:59,769 GO RIGHT BACK. 537 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:04,398 DRAKE AND 100 CANADIANS, 538 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:04,398 ALL THE WAY. 539 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:08,402 ♪ MAYBE SHE WILL ♪ 540 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:09,529 WHAT ABOUT NIGGAS? 541 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:12,156 WE GOTTA GO TO OUR 542 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:12,156 GRANDMAMMA HOUSE 543 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:17,161 {\an1}AND FIGURE OUT HOW MANY MINIVANS 544 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:17,161 WE EVEN GOT IN THE FAMILY. 545 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:20,247 IT'S COMING DOWN. 546 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:20,247 2012. 547 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,583 WHITE PEOPLE, 548 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,583 {\an1}WE GONNA NEED YOU TO TELL US 549 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,335 WHAT THE FUCK IS 550 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,335 GOING ON. 551 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:28,798 THEY AIN'T GONNA 552 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:28,798 TELL US ON B.E.T. 553 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,299 ABOUT THE END 554 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,299 OF THE GODDAMN WORLD. 555 00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:31,676 JUST UNDERSTAND 556 00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:31,676 WHAT I'M SAYING. 557 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,053 THE VIDEOS STILL 558 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,053 GONNA PLAYING. 559 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:37,348 THEY NOT EVEN GONNA 560 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:37,348 {\an1}PUT SHIT DOWN AT THE BOTTOM. 561 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,684 "NIGGAS, LOOK OUTSIDE. 562 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,684 THE WORLD IS ENDING." 563 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,644 NOTHING. 564 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:46,774 [laughter] 565 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,236 EVERY TIME I SEE 566 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,236 MY PRESIDENT, 567 00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,739 {\an1}IT LOOK TO ME LIKE THEY DONE 568 00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,739 TOLD THAT NIGGA SOME SHIT 569 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:56,367 HE CAN'T FUCKING TELL US. 570 00:17:56,409 --> 00:18:01,539 EVERY TIME YOU SEE OBAMA, 571 00:17:56,409 --> 00:18:01,539 HE LOOKING LIKE THIS. 572 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:06,085 [laughter] 573 00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:12,383 UNDERSTAND. 574 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,094 WE ALREADY KILLED 575 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,094 ALL THE TERRORISTS. 576 00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:17,096 AIN'T NO FUCKING MORE. 577 00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:20,391 THEY BEAT THE SHIT 578 00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:20,391 {\an1}OUT OF MUAMMAR GADDAFI'S ASS. 579 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:25,229 {\an1}PLEASE TELL ME YOU SAW WHAT 580 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:25,229 {\an1}HAPPENED TO MUAMMAR GADDAFI. 581 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:28,775 THAT MOTHERFUCKER WAS 582 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:28,775 {\an1}THE PRESIDENT OF HIS COUNTRY, 583 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,652 AND, THANKS TO FACEBOOK... 584 00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:34,781 [laughter] 585 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,741 THEY GAVE THIS... 586 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,284 THEY GAVE 587 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,284 {\an1}THIS MOTHERFUCKER A BEATING 588 00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:41,245 NIGGAS WASN'T EVEN 589 00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:41,245 FAMILIAR WITH. 590 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:44,624 {\an1}IT'S HARD TO IMPRESS NIGGAS 591 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:44,624 {\an1}WITH GETTING YOUR ASS WHOOPED. 592 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:48,419 {\an1}AS NIGGAS, WE'VE SEEN IT DONE 593 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:48,419 ALL KINDS OF WAYS. 594 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,589 NEVER IN THE HISTORY 595 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,589 OF NIGGADOM 596 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:55,259 {\an1}HAVE WE EVER SEEN A MOTHERFUCKER 597 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:55,259 GET HIS ASS WHOOPED 598 00:18:55,301 --> 00:19:00,264 ALL THE WAY 599 00:18:55,301 --> 00:19:00,264 TO AN EXECUTION. 600 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,267 YOU BEAT THIS NIGGAS ASS 601 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,267 TO KILL HIM? 602 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:07,855 {\an1}YOU COULD'VE JUST KILLED HIM. 603 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:07,855 {\an1}Y'ALL SORRY SONS OF BITCHES. 604 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,607 AND CNN AIN'T SHIT. 605 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:13,444 {\an1}CNN SAID THEY WASN'T GONNA SHOW 606 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:13,444 {\an1}IT WHILE THEY WERE SHOWING IT 607 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,196 IN SLOW MOTION, 608 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,574 AND PUT SUBTITLES 609 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,574 UNDER THIS BITCH 610 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:22,411 SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND 611 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:22,411 {\an1}WHAT HE WAS SAYING CLEARLY. 612 00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:23,412 [whoops indistinctly] 613 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:28,126 "STOP IT. 614 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:28,126 YOU'RE KILLING ME. 615 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:33,131 I AM THE PRESIDENT." 616 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,590 THEY BEAT THAT NIGGA 617 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,590 LIKE CONRAD MURRAY 618 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:37,844 AT A MICHAEL JACKSON 619 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:37,844 CONCERT. 620 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,428 [laughter] 621 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:42,473 OH, IT-- 622 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:49,522 2012 IS FOR REAL. 623 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:52,316 THEY SAID THE MAYANS 624 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:52,316 WAS TALKING ABOUT 2012. 625 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:55,778 THEN THEY SAID 626 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:55,778 THE MAYANS DISAPPEARED. 627 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,947 I'M HERE TO TELL 628 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,947 MY PEOPLE IT'S TIME 629 00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:00,616 TO STOP BELIEVING BULLSHIT 630 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:03,494 JUST 'CAUSE A MOTHERFUCKER 631 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:03,494 TELL YOU BULLSHIT 632 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,872 WITH A STRAIGHT 633 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,872 LOOK ON THEIR FACE. 634 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,331 WE TOO OLD, WE TOO SMART. 635 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,835 WE TOO MOTHERFUCKING GOOD 636 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,835 TO BELIEVE SHIT 637 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,337 DON'T MAKE 638 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,337 NO FUCKING SENSE. 639 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:16,174 YOU'RE TOO OLD TO BE 640 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:16,174 BELIEVING IN EVOLUTION 641 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:19,510 WITH YOUR STUPID, 642 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:19,510 MOTHERFUCKIN' ASS. 643 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,471 EVOLUTION SAY PEOPLE 644 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,471 CAME FROM MONKEYS, 645 00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:25,683 AND THE QUESTION IS, 646 00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:25,683 {\an1}"WHY IS THERE STILL MONKEYS, 647 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,227 YOU DUMB 648 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,227 MOTHERFUCKER, YOU?" 649 00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:31,230 IS THESE 650 00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:31,230 THE RETARDED MONKEYS? 651 00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:34,441 THEY DIDN'T 652 00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:34,441 TURN INTO PEOPLE JUST YET? 653 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,904 GET YOUR STUPID ASS 654 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,904 THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 655 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,739 [laughter] 656 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,448 FITTIN' TO BE 2012, 657 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,243 AND YOU BETTER 658 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,243 BELIEVE SOMETHING. 659 00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,286 DON'T NOBODY GIVE A FUCK 660 00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,286 WHAT YOU BELIEVE. 661 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,372 YOU BETTER 662 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,372 BELIEVE SOMETHING. 663 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,416 IF THERE'S ANY ATHEISTS 664 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,416 IN THE HOUSE, 665 00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:54,461 LET ME SAY, 666 00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:54,461 {\an1}"YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS." 667 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,630 I DON'T CARE WHAT GOD 668 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,630 YOU BELIEVE IN, 669 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,841 YOU GOT TO BE 670 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,841 A SPECIAL KIND OF RETARDED 671 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:03,804 {\an1}TO BE TOO STUPID TO MAKE UP 672 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:03,804 A GOD IF THERE WASN'T ONE. 673 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:07,433 POOR THING, 674 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:07,433 WHO DO YOU EVEN PRAY TO? 675 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,351 NOBODY. 676 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,895 EVEN WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING, 677 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,895 WHY DO YOU FUCK? 678 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,271 YOU CAN'T EVEN COME. 679 00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:14,690 {\an1}WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU COME, 680 00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:14,690 ATHEIST? 681 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:15,983 "OH, OH, OH..." 682 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,944 NOTHING. 683 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,944 THAT'S RIGHT. 684 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,612 'CAUSE THAT'S 685 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,612 WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN. 686 00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:20,905 YOU CAN'T EVEN-- 687 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:25,451 [laughter] 688 00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:31,457 2012's COMING. 689 00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:33,459 WE ALREADY READY. 690 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,002 BEEN READY. 691 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,921 I DON'T CARE 692 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,921 WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN-- 693 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,422 BELIEVE IN SOMETHING. 694 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:39,966 WHITE PEOPLE, 695 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:39,966 LET ME TELL YOU THIS-- 696 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,342 {\an1}EVERY TIME YOU SEE A NIGGA, 697 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,342 THAT DOES NOT MEAN 698 00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:47,014 {\an1}THAT NIGGA HAS BEEN ENDORSED 699 00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:47,014 BY OTHER NIGGAS. 700 00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:48,515 WHITE PEOPLE, 701 00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:48,515 LET ME STAND HERE 702 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,851 IN FRONT OF ALL THESE 703 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,851 NIGGAS AND SAY PUBLICLY, 704 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:55,355 WE WERE SO MOTHERFUCKING 705 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:55,355 EMBARRASSED 706 00:21:55,397 --> 00:22:00,319 WHEN HERMAN, BLACK, 707 00:21:55,397 --> 00:22:00,319 JIMINY-CRICKET-ASS CAIN. 708 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,822 CAME OUT 709 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,822 THE GODDAMN WOODWORK. 710 00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:04,782 WHITE PEOPLE, 711 00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:04,782 DO YOU SEE US? 712 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,952 LOOK AT NIGGAS. 713 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,952 WE... 714 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:13,124 {\an1}WE HAD NO IDEA, WHITE PEOPLE. 715 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:13,124 WE HAD NO... 716 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,752 AND SOME WHITE PEOPLE 717 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,752 LOOKING AT ME LIKE, 718 00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:18,629 {\an1}"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, 719 00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:18,629 HIM FUCKING PEOPLE?" 720 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:22,967 NO, NO, 721 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:22,967 {\an1}WE DIDN'T CLEAR THAT NIGGA. 722 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,677 [laughter] 723 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,054 {\an1}WE DID NOT CLEAR THIS NIGGA, 724 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,054 WHITE PEOPLE. 725 00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:29,431 DO YOU HEAR? 726 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:32,434 {\an1}AIN'T NOBODY KNOW THIS NIGGA. 727 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:32,434 THIS NIGGA... 728 00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:35,104 WHITE PEOPLE, LET ME SAY 729 00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:35,104 WHEN NIGGAS FOUND OUT 730 00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:38,024 WHAT WITH THIS 731 00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:38,024 NIGGA'S QUALIFICATIONS WAS 732 00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:39,483 FOR RUNNING THE COUNTRY, 733 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:42,653 WHEN WE FOUND OUT 734 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:42,653 THIS NIGGA SOLD PIZZA... 735 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:45,948 [laughter] 736 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,992 LET ME USE YOUR WORD, 737 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,992 WHITE PEOPLE, 738 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,661 WE WERE FLABBERGASTED. 739 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,331 [laughter] 740 00:22:53,371 --> 00:22:57,584 {\an1}THE AUDACITY OF THIS NIGGA! 741 00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,837 IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR 742 00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,837 GOOD-PIZZA-SELLING ASS 743 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:04,508 ON SOMEWHERE, HERMAN... 744 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:05,926 NIGGAS THAT HAD 745 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:05,926 A HARD ENOUGH TIME 746 00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:10,597 TRYING TO GODDAMN 747 00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:10,597 STICK UP FOR BARACK. 748 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,350 HERE COME HERMAN CAIN'S 749 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,350 STUPID ASS. 750 00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:14,352 NIGGA, YOU CAN'T BE 751 00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:14,352 NO GODDAMN PRESIDENT. 752 00:23:14,392 --> 00:23:17,479 NIGGA, 753 00:23:14,392 --> 00:23:17,479 YOUR NAME IS HERMAN CAIN. 754 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:20,524 THAT'S TWO REASONS 755 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:20,524 {\an1}YOU CAN'T BE PRESIDENT, NIGGA. 756 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:22,068 YOUR FIRST NAME 757 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:22,068 IS HERMAN, NIGGA, 758 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,070 YOU CAN'T BE PRESIDENT 759 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,070 IF YOUR NAME IS HERMAN. 760 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:26,697 NIGGA, SAY IT THREE TIMES, 761 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:26,697 HERMAN, HERMAN, HERMAN. 762 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:28,699 LISTEN TO THAT. 763 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,784 {\an1}WE ALREADY HAD A FAMOUS HERMAN. 764 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,784 HE WAS A MONSTER, NIGGA, 765 00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:32,912 YOU CAN'T BE 766 00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:32,912 NO GODDAMN PRESIDENT. 767 00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:34,705 TALKING ABOUT YOU SOLD 768 00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:34,705 SOME GODDAMN PIZZA TO WHO? 769 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:38,084 YOU DIDN'T 770 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:38,084 SELL IT TO NIGGAS. 771 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,836 {\an1}WHITE PEOPLE, WE NEVER HEARD 772 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,836 {\an1}OF GODDAMN GODFATHER'S PIZZA, 773 00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:43,630 LET ALONE HAVE A SLICE. 774 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,465 THAT NIGGA AIN'T BEEN 775 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,465 BEATING DOMINO'S. 776 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:46,967 DOMINO'S HAS BEEN 777 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:46,967 BEATIN' THE DOG SHIT 778 00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:49,136 OUT OF THAT GODDAMN 779 00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:49,136 PIZZA PLACE. 780 00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:50,679 HE CAN'T EVEN BEAT 781 00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:50,679 LITTLE CAESARS, 782 00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:53,099 AND LITTLE CAESARS 783 00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:53,099 AIN'T EVEN EVERYWHERE. 784 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,683 HE SURE AIN'T GONNA 785 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,683 BEAT PAPA JOHN, 786 00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:57,435 THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S 787 00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:57,435 ON CRACK OR SOMETHING. 788 00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:59,437 HE WANT TO MAKE THE PIZZA, 789 00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:59,437 DELIVER THE PIZZA, 790 00:23:59,479 --> 00:24:01,399 EAT THE PIZZA, 791 00:23:59,479 --> 00:24:01,399 BE IN THE COMMERCIAL. 792 00:24:01,439 --> 00:24:04,526 PAPA JOHN'S. 793 00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:07,571 WE AIN'T GONNA BE ABLE 794 00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:07,571 TO BEAT HIM, HERMAN. 795 00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,407 {\an1}YOUR LAST NAME IS CAIN, NIGGA, 796 00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,407 YOU KILLED ABEL, NIGGA. 797 00:24:09,447 --> 00:24:11,825 IF YOU DON'T 798 00:24:09,447 --> 00:24:11,825 {\an1}GET THE FUCK UP OUT OF HERE, 799 00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:16,830 FUCKING IT UP FOR NIGGAS. 800 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:18,874 WHOO. 801 00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:22,669 {\an1}WHITE PEOPLE WANT BARACK OBAMA 802 00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:22,669 {\an1}OUT OF OFFICE SO GODDAMN BAD. 803 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:25,756 OH, YOU SHOULD HEAR THEM 804 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:25,756 {\an1}MOTHERFUCKERS ON TALK RADIO. 805 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:27,507 OH, THEY HATE THIS NIGGA. 806 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,593 IF THEY COULD 807 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,593 SAY THE WORD "NIGGA," 808 00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:33,097 OH, THEY'D SAY IT EVERY-- 809 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:34,098 OH, THEY HATE THIS NIGGA. 810 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,682 OH... 811 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,685 OH, "GODDAMN, 812 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,685 HE'S FUCKIN' FUCKIN' UP 813 00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:42,689 THE GODDAMN COUNTRY 814 00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:42,689 IS WHAT HE'S DOIN'. 815 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:46,902 GODDAMN ENTITLEMENT. 816 00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:50,156 [laughter] 817 00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:54,785 POOR NIGGA, POOR NIGGA. 818 00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:54,785 JUST... 819 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,621 UNDERSTAND, 820 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,621 IT'S FITTIN' TO BE 2012. 821 00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:59,915 THE MAYANS 822 00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:59,915 WASN'T BULLSHITTIN'. 823 00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:02,542 THE MAYANS SAID IT WAS 824 00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:02,542 SOME SHIT OUT THERE, 825 00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:04,878 AND THEN SUDDENLY, 826 00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:04,878 THE MAYANS DISAPPEARED. 827 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,173 NOW, THEY TELL US 828 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,173 THE MAYANS DISAPPEARED 829 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:09,925 'CAUSE THEY CAN'T FIND 830 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:09,925 {\an1}NONE OF THEIR FUCKIN' BONES. 831 00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:11,635 BUT LET ME REMIND YOU 832 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:13,762 THAT YOU'VE CAN GO 833 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:13,762 {\an1}TO ANY MOTHERFUCKIN' MUSEUM 834 00:25:13,804 --> 00:25:15,097 ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, 835 00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:17,933 AND THEY 836 00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:17,933 {\an1}GOT A WHOLE 62-FOOT DINOSAUR 837 00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:22,771 FROM HIS NOSE 838 00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:22,771 {\an1}ALL THE WAY TO HIS NUT SACK, 839 00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:27,193 AND HIS TOES, 840 00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:27,193 {\an1}5 BILLION GODDAMN YEARS AGO. 841 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:31,571 [laughter] 842 00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:39,746 HAD A LITTLE COMPANY USED 843 00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:39,746 {\an1}TO BE IN AMERICA CALLED NASA, 844 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:44,918 STANDING FOR "NATIONAL 845 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:44,918 AIR SPACE EXPLORATION." 846 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,963 [laughter] 847 00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:52,968 {\an1}TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, NIGGAS, 848 00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:52,968 {\an1}IT STOOD FOR GOING UP THERE. 849 00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:56,096 {\an1}LOOK AT WHITE PEOPLE--"THAT IS 850 00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:56,096 {\an1}NOT WHAT IT STOOD FOR AT ALL." 851 00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:59,141 [laughter] 852 00:25:59,183 --> 00:26:04,104 "THAT WOULD BE N-E-A-S-A. 853 00:25:59,183 --> 00:26:04,104 {\an1}WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S T--" 854 00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:06,232 THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS 855 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,901 NASA USED 856 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,901 TO REPORT TO US, 857 00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:12,821 LET US KNOW WHAT THE FUCK 858 00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:12,821 THEY WAS DOING. 859 00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:17,034 AND FOR 40 YEARS, 860 00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:17,034 {\an1}THEY SPENT $500 MILLION A YEAR 861 00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:21,872 SENDING SPACE SHUTTLES UP, 862 00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:21,872 BRINGING THEM BACK DOWN, 863 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:25,209 AND THEY USED TO LET 864 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:25,209 {\an1}US SEE 'EM WHEN THEY TOOK OFF. 865 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:27,086 [imitates rocket] 866 00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:28,837 AND THEN WHEN THEY LANDED, 867 00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:28,837 WE'D BE RIGHT THERE, 868 00:26:28,879 --> 00:26:33,842 AND WE'D SAY, 869 00:26:28,879 --> 00:26:33,842 "SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT." 870 00:26:33,884 --> 00:26:37,721 THEN THEY STARTED 871 00:26:33,884 --> 00:26:37,721 DOING SNEAKY SHIT. 872 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:39,306 TAKING OFF 873 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:39,306 THE SPACE SHUTTLES 874 00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:41,892 AT 3:00 IN THE GODDAMN 875 00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:41,892 MORNIN' AND SHIT, 876 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,894 LANDING THEM 877 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,894 {\an1}IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 878 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:46,105 AND IF THERE AIN'T NOBODY 879 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:46,105 {\an1}LOOKING, THEY'D JUST WALK OFF, 880 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:49,108 JUST--[imitates rocket] 881 00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:51,235 [laughter] 882 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:52,986 AND NOW ON CNN, 883 00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:55,906 THEY SAY 884 00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:55,906 THEY JUST DISCOVERED 885 00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:59,868 16 NEW SUPER-EARTHS. 886 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:06,292 16 NEW SUPER-EARTHS. 887 00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:10,588 NOW, LET ME SPEAK 888 00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:10,588 FOR ALL NIGGAS WHEN I SAY, 889 00:27:10,628 --> 00:27:15,593 "WHAT THE FUCK 890 00:27:10,628 --> 00:27:15,593 IS A GODDAMN SUPER-EARTH? 891 00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:18,971 "WE THOUGHT 892 00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:18,971 {\an1}THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS SUPER 893 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:23,809 THE WHOLE GODDAMN TIME." 894 00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:27,146 LOOK AT NIGGAS, "I DON'T 895 00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:27,146 {\an1}BELIEVE NONE OF THIS SHIT." 896 00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:28,772 IT'S TRUE, NIGGAS, 897 00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:31,858 {\an1}THEY HAD IT ON CNN THE SAME 898 00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:31,858 GODDAMN DAY I WAS ON CNN. 899 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,860 HOW THE FUCK 900 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,860 COULD I HAVE MISSED THAT? 901 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,821 THEY PUT THE SHIT 902 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,821 RIGHT UP UNDER ME, 903 00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:40,909 BLEW A NIGGA'S WHOLE HIGH, 904 00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:40,909 {\an1}JUST, "16 NEW SUPER EARTHS?" 905 00:27:40,951 --> 00:27:45,205 [laughter] 906 00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:50,043 THEY PLANNING 907 00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:50,043 ON LEAVING US, PEOPLE. 908 00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:53,964 [laughter] 909 00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:55,799 PLEASE REMEMBER 910 00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:55,799 WHERE YOU HEARD IT FIRST, 911 00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:57,884 RIGHT AT THE CUSP OF 2012. 912 00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:03,390 {\an1}THEY ARE PLANNING ON LEAVING OUR 913 00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:03,390 {\an1}MOTHERFUCKIN' ASS RIGHT THERE. 914 00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:06,185 THEY GOT SPACE SHUTTLES 915 00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:06,185 LINED UP 916 00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:11,064 WITH GPS NAVIGATION, 917 00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:11,064 ONSTAR... 918 00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:13,233 [laughter] 919 00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:18,405 {\an1}'CAUSE REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD YOU 920 00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:18,405 THE 99%--THEM WAS NIGGAS? 921 00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:23,118 AND WE'RE 922 00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:23,118 THE ORIGINAL NIGGAS. 923 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:28,290 {\an1}RICH PEOPLE IS TIRED OF GOING 924 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:28,290 {\an1}ON VACATION, SEEING NIGGAS. 925 00:28:28,332 --> 00:28:33,420 [laughter] 926 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:39,092 RICH PEOPLE MAKE 927 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:39,092 $100 MILLION DOLLARS. 928 00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:43,930 CAN'T ESCAPE NIGGAS. 929 00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:47,767 MAKE $100 MILLION DOLLARS, 930 00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:47,767 GO TO AFRICA FOR A SAFARI, 931 00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:51,689 AND ALL THEY WANNA SEE 932 00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:51,689 IS SOME ANIMALS. 933 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:54,941 NIGGAS EVERYWHERE. 934 00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:57,236 {\an1}"IT WAS A NIGGA THAT LED US 935 00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:57,236 TO THE GIRAFFE. 936 00:28:57,277 --> 00:29:00,489 AIN'T THAT A BITCH?" 937 00:29:00,531 --> 00:29:02,866 LOOK ON YOUR MAP 938 00:29:00,531 --> 00:29:02,866 WHEN YOU GET HOME. 939 00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:05,202 LOOK AT EVERYWHERE 940 00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:05,202 THAT NIGGAS ARE. 941 00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:09,122 SURE, THEY BROKE. 942 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,374 SURE, THEY HUNGRY. 943 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:12,000 [laughter] 944 00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:13,502 EVERY LAST 945 00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:13,502 ONE OF THEM NIGGAS 946 00:29:13,544 --> 00:29:16,296 {\an1}LIVE RIGHT UP UNDER A PALM TREE 947 00:29:13,544 --> 00:29:16,296 ON A SANDY BEACH. 948 00:29:16,338 --> 00:29:17,964 GO AHEAD. 949 00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:21,760 TRY TO TAKE YOUR DUMB ASS 950 00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:21,760 {\an1}TO JAMAICA AND NOT SEE NIGGAS. 951 00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:24,304 GO ON. 952 00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:24,304 THE WHOLE BAHAMAS. 953 00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:26,806 GO ON OVER THERE, 954 00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:26,806 TURKS AND CAICOS. 955 00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:29,059 SEE HOW MANY 956 00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:29,059 NIGGAS YOU SEE. 957 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:32,896 GO ON TO HAITI. 958 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:32,896 NIGGAS, NIGGAS EVERYWHERE. 959 00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:37,901 JUST NIGGAS THROWN 960 00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:37,901 ON THE STREET, JUST... 961 00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:40,904 STOMACHS GROWLING, 962 00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:40,904 PERFECTLY TANNED. 963 00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:44,491 [laughter] 964 00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:47,119 BETTER BELIEVE SOMETHING. 965 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,996 THIS SHIT GONNA COME 966 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,996 TO A MOTHERFUCKING END. 967 00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:51,915 BETTER HAVE SOMETHING 968 00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:51,915 TO BELIEVE IN. 969 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:53,417 {\an1}IF YOU'RE A CHRISTIAN, MAKE SOME 970 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:53,417 {\an1}MOTHERFUCKING NOISE IN THE HOUSE 971 00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:55,461 IF YOU'RE A CHRISTIAN. 972 00:29:55,502 --> 00:30:00,006 [crowd cheers] 973 00:29:55,502 --> 00:30:00,006 OH, YES. YES. 974 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:02,801 Y'ALL SUPPOSED TO BE 975 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:02,801 THE MOST EXCITED. 976 00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:04,470 OH. OH. 977 00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:07,889 AS LONG AS Y'ALL 978 00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:07,889 {\an1}DONE HAD IT ALL FIGURED OUT? 979 00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:10,016 OH... 980 00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:14,271 CHRISTIANS SUPPOSED TO BE 981 00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:14,271 WALKING RIGHT UP TO 2012. 982 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:16,898 [laughter] 983 00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:18,358 FACT OF THE MATTER IS 984 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:22,362 SOME PEOPLE BEEN 985 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:22,362 LYING ON JESUS. 986 00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:24,948 AND HE'S FITTIN' 987 00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:24,948 TO COME BACK. 988 00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:30,120 {\an1}YOU AIN'T GONNA BE ABLE TO LIE 989 00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:30,120 {\an1}TO HIM WHEN HE LOOKING AT YOU. 990 00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:31,913 ALL THAT SHIT 991 00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:31,913 YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT, 992 00:30:31,955 --> 00:30:34,500 JESUS GIVING A FUCK 993 00:30:31,955 --> 00:30:34,500 'BOUT YOUR BUILDING FUND. 994 00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:37,795 [laughter] 995 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,046 I BET JESUS DON'T KNOW 996 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,046 NOTHING ABOUT YOUR ROOF. 997 00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:41,965 I BET HE DON'T EVEN KNOW, 998 00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:41,965 BET HE DON'T EVEN KNOW. 999 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:43,049 MM-HMM. 1000 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:44,384 BETTER HOPE 1001 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:44,384 HE DON'T COME BACK, 1002 00:30:44,426 --> 00:30:45,969 'CAUSE SOMEBODY 1003 00:30:44,426 --> 00:30:45,969 BEEN BULLSHITTING. 1004 00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:47,346 EVERYBODY AIN'T BEEN 1005 00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:47,346 TELLING THE TRUTH. 1006 00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:48,347 SEE, ALL THESE 1007 00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:48,347 MOTHERFUCKERS BE TALKING 1008 00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:50,056 ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD 1009 00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:51,975 'CAUSE THEY DON'T WANT 1010 00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:51,975 THAT MOTHERFUCKER TO COME, 1011 00:30:52,017 --> 00:30:55,479 {\an1}'CAUSE THEY KNOW THEY BULLSHIT 1012 00:30:52,017 --> 00:30:55,479 GONNA BE FRONT AND CENTER. 1013 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:57,147 LOOK AT THE ROMAN 1014 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:57,147 CATHOLIC CHURCH. 1015 00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:59,399 THAT'S THE FIRST CHURCH 1016 00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:59,399 THAT EVER WAS. 1017 00:30:59,441 --> 00:31:01,151 BEAUTIFUL SHIT. 1018 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:04,029 {\an1}THEY GOT SOME OF THE BEST CHURCH 1019 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:04,029 YOU EVER FUCKING SAW. 1020 00:31:04,070 --> 00:31:07,825 {\an1}EVEN NIGGAS STOP AND WATCH IT 1021 00:31:04,070 --> 00:31:07,825 WHEN IT COME ON TV. 1022 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,075 JUST, WHEN YOU SEE--JUST-- 1023 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:11,953 [imitates 1024 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:11,953 religious chanting] 1025 00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:16,916 [laughter] 1026 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,253 NIGGAS BE AT 1027 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,253 THEIR HOUSE LIKE, 1028 00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:23,173 "THAT'S SOME FLY-ASS SHIT 1029 00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:23,173 ON THE LOW, NIGGA." 1030 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:25,008 'CAUSE WE BE THINKING, 1031 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:25,008 IF THE CHOIR CAME IN 1032 00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:27,093 RIGHT AFTER THEM, NIGGA, 1033 00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:27,093 JUST-- 1034 00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:30,430 [rhythmically] 1035 00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:30,430 "JESUS IS COMING BACK." 1036 00:31:30,472 --> 00:31:35,435 [chanting] 1037 00:31:35,477 --> 00:31:37,855 THEN WE FIND OUT 1038 00:31:35,477 --> 00:31:37,855 THE PRIEST 1039 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:40,858 IS FUCKING LITTLE BOYS 1040 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:40,858 IN THE CONFESSIONAL. 1041 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:44,027 {\an1}WHOO! JESUS IS NOT GONNA BE 1042 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:44,027 HAPPY ABOUT THAT. 1043 00:31:44,069 --> 00:31:46,029 YOU BETTER TELL 1044 00:31:44,069 --> 00:31:46,029 SOME OF THEM NUNS 1045 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:47,656 TO START GIVING OUT 1046 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:47,656 SOME PUSSY OR SOMETHING, 1047 00:31:47,698 --> 00:31:50,950 'CAUSE YOU GONNA 1048 00:31:47,698 --> 00:31:50,950 HAVE TO EVEN THAT UP 1049 00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:55,955 BEFORE JESUS GET BACK. 1050 00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:55,955 HE IS NOT-- 1051 00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:58,584 {\an1}LET ME SAY, IF YOU'VE TRIED 1052 00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:58,584 TO LOOK FOR A GOD, 1053 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,293 AND YOU AIN'T GOT ONE, 1054 00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:02,921 YOU COULD DO A LOT WORSE 1055 00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:02,921 THAN CHRISTIANITY. 1056 00:32:02,962 --> 00:32:05,340 {\an1}LET ME TELL YOU, IF YOU AIN'T 1057 00:32:02,962 --> 00:32:05,340 GOT NOBODY TO WORSHIP, 1058 00:32:05,382 --> 00:32:06,592 YOU COULD GO FOR JESUS. 1059 00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:09,887 JESUS HAS BEEN KICKING ASS 1060 00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:09,887 FOR A LONG TIME. 1061 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:12,890 JESUS--THAT IS-- 1062 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:12,890 HE IS SOMETHING ELSE. 1063 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,349 FIRST OF ALL, UNDERSTAND, 1064 00:32:14,391 --> 00:32:19,020 YOU DON'T NEVER EVEN SEE 1065 00:32:14,391 --> 00:32:19,020 {\an1}A PICTURE OF JESUS OUT OF FOCUS. 1066 00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:20,146 EVERY TIME YOU SEE JESUS, 1067 00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:24,568 HE RIGHT LOOKING 1068 00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:24,568 AT THE CAMERAMAN. 1069 00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:27,153 HIS ROBES IS CLEAN, 1070 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:30,490 HIS PERM IS STRAIGHT, 1071 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:30,490 CUT IN A BOB, 1072 00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:33,660 {\an1}GOT A NICE BEARD TO LET YOU KNOW 1073 00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:33,660 HE AIN'T NO PUSSY-- 1074 00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:37,414 AIN'T NOTHIN' TO BE 1075 00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:37,414 FUCKED AROUND WITH. 1076 00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:39,165 [laughter] 1077 00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:41,251 - WE LOVE YOU, KATT! 1078 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:43,044 - BETTER HAVE SOMETHING 1079 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:43,044 TO BELIEVE IN. 1080 00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:45,255 IT AIN'T A LOT 1081 00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:45,255 OF JESUSES OUT THERE. 1082 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:49,509 SOME OF THESE RELIGIONS 1083 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:49,509 GOT TERRIBLE GODS. 1084 00:32:49,551 --> 00:32:51,261 {\an1}I LOVE THE BUDDHIST PEOPLE, 1085 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:53,639 {\an1}THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN NOTHIN' 1086 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:53,639 BUT PEACE AND LOVE. 1087 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:57,684 BUT, UH, IT'S GONNA BE 1088 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:57,684 HARD FOR YOU TO GET, UH, 1089 00:32:57,726 --> 00:33:02,188 NIGGAS TO SERVE 1090 00:32:57,726 --> 00:33:02,188 YOUR GOD IF HE... 1091 00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:04,274 AIN'T BEEN TENDING 1092 00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:04,274 TO THE SELF CORRECTLY. 1093 00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:07,277 YOU--I DON'T KNOW IF Y'ALL 1094 00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:07,277 HAVE SEEN BUDDHA BEFORE, 1095 00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:12,115 BUT NIGGAS IS NOT 1096 00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:12,115 {\an1}GONNA BE ABLE TO SERVE HIM. 1097 00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:16,954 HE HAS AN OBESITY PROBLEM. 1098 00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:16,954 NIGGAS IS-- 1099 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,455 JESUS WOULD'VE 1100 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,455 HEALED THAT ALREADY. 1101 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:21,207 {\an1}HE WOULDN'T EVEN COME OUT HERE 1102 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:21,207 WITH NO DAMN SHIRT ON 1103 00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:24,294 AND SOME PAMPERS AND SHIT, 1104 00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:24,294 TALKIN' 'BOUT-- 1105 00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:26,296 JESUS PROBABLY SOMEWHERE 1106 00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:26,296 {\an1}WITH A SHAKE WEIGHT RIGHT NOW, 1107 00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:28,298 GETTING READY 1108 00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:28,298 TO KICK SATAN'S ASS. 1109 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:32,135 [laughter] 1110 00:33:37,056 --> 00:33:38,391 {\an1}CAN'T BE SERVING NO BUDDHA, 1111 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:41,269 {\an1}THAT NIGGA LOOK LIKE RICK ROSS 1112 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:41,269 IN THE PERIPHERAL. 1113 00:33:41,311 --> 00:33:42,646 YOU GET TO HEAVEN, 1114 00:33:41,311 --> 00:33:42,646 THAT NIGGA-- 1115 00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:45,482 "OH... 1116 00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:48,694 I THINK I'M BIG. NEAT." 1117 00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:48,694 JESUS? 1118 00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:54,115 [laughter] 1119 00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:56,159 CAN'T SERVE THE HINDU GOD. 1120 00:33:56,201 --> 00:33:58,704 HINDU GOD IS TOO CONFUSING 1121 00:33:56,201 --> 00:33:58,704 FOR NIGGAS. 1122 00:33:58,745 --> 00:34:00,372 HINDU GOD IS A WOMAN, 1123 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:04,710 AND SHE GREEN, AND SHE GOT 1124 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:04,710 {\an1}EIGHT ARMS, AND STAND LIKE THIS. 1125 00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:07,796 NO, WE MIGHT WANT 1126 00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:07,796 TO FUCK THAT BITCH ONCE, 1127 00:34:07,838 --> 00:34:12,676 BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA BE... 1128 00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:14,011 GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING 1129 00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:14,011 TO BELIEVE IN. 1130 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:16,179 {\an1}GOTTA BELIEVE IN SOMETHING. 1131 00:34:16,221 --> 00:34:18,139 THE INDIANS, THEY TRIED 1132 00:34:16,221 --> 00:34:18,139 TO MAKE EVERYTHING A GOD. 1133 00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:20,058 YOU CAN'T PLAY 1134 00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:20,058 WITH GOD LIKE THAT. 1135 00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:21,393 NIGGAS DON'T WANT 1136 00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:21,393 EVERYTHING TO BE A GOD. 1137 00:34:21,434 --> 00:34:24,688 YOU CAN'T HAVE 1138 00:34:21,434 --> 00:34:24,688 NO CORN GOD, NIGGA. 1139 00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:26,398 "THERE'S THE GOD 1140 00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:26,398 OF THE WIND, AND--" 1141 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:28,734 NO, HOLD ON. 1142 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:28,734 HOLD ON. 1143 00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:30,235 "NO, IT'S THE CORN GOD." 1144 00:34:30,276 --> 00:34:32,696 {\an1}AIN'T NOT GODDAMN CORN GOD, 1145 00:34:30,276 --> 00:34:32,696 MR. INDIAN. 1146 00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:34,322 {\an1}"IT'S THE GOD OF THE CORN." 1147 00:34:34,364 --> 00:34:37,200 NO, IT'S NOT, BECAUSE 1148 00:34:34,364 --> 00:34:37,200 WHAT IS THAT IN MY FECES? 1149 00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:38,368 IS THAT... 1150 00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:43,415 [laughter] 1151 00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:49,295 Y'ALL BE CAREFUL. 1152 00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:50,797 I HEARD MITT ROMNEY 1153 00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:50,797 WAS A MORMON, 1154 00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:52,632 AND I DIDN'T KNOW SHIT 1155 00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:52,632 ABOUT THE MORMONS. 1156 00:34:52,674 --> 00:34:54,051 AND I LOOKED UP THE BOOK 1157 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,219 AND FOUND OUT THEY HAVE 1158 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,219 MULTIPLE WIVES. 1159 00:34:56,261 --> 00:34:57,846 {\an1}I HURRY UP, CLOSED THE BOOK. 1160 00:34:56,261 --> 00:34:57,846 THAT'S SOME PIMP SHIT. 1161 00:34:57,888 --> 00:35:01,516 KEEP THAT. 1162 00:34:57,888 --> 00:35:01,516 WE MIGHT NEED THAT. 1163 00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:04,519 {\an1}THAT MIGHT WORK OUT RIGHT THERE. 1164 00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:04,519 WE'LL KEEP THAT. 1165 00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:10,108 GIVE THAT SOME PRAYERFUL 1166 00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:10,108 {\an1}CONSIDERATION THERE, YOU KNOW. 1167 00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:12,277 FITTIN' TO BE 2012, 1168 00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:12,277 {\an1}IT'S ABOUT WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN. 1169 00:35:12,318 --> 00:35:13,445 GOTTA FIND YOU 1170 00:35:12,318 --> 00:35:13,445 SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN. 1171 00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:15,113 IT'S ABOUT THE THREE Rs. 1172 00:35:15,154 --> 00:35:20,285 IT'S ABOUT RELIGION, 1173 00:35:15,154 --> 00:35:20,285 RELATIONSHIP, 'RITHMETIC. 1174 00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:23,413 [laughter] 1175 00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:25,123 LOOK AT WHITE PEOPLE, 1176 00:35:25,164 --> 00:35:30,420 {\an1}"THAT IS NOT HOW IT'S SPELLED, 1177 00:35:25,164 --> 00:35:30,420 {\an1}I'LL TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW." 1178 00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:33,256 WORLD GETTING CRAZY. 1179 00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:35,550 {\an1}IF YOU BELIEVE IN THE BIBLE, 1180 00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:35,550 UNDERSTAND, 1181 00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:36,551 YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL. 1182 00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:38,261 I DID ALL THIS SHIT, 1183 00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:40,221 {\an1}I WAS TRYING TO FIND WHATEVER 1184 00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:40,221 {\an1}RELIGION WAS GONNA HELP ME. 1185 00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:44,810 I EVEN TRIED RASTAFARIAN, 1186 00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:44,810 AND LET ME TELL YOU... 1187 00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:47,395 THEY HAD MY ATTENTION, 1188 00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:47,395 LET ME TELL YOU, THEY-- 1189 00:35:47,437 --> 00:35:48,605 THESE MOTHERFUCKERS SAY, 1190 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:50,774 "WE BELIEVE EVERYTHING 1191 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:50,774 CHRISTIANS BELIEVE. 1192 00:35:50,816 --> 00:35:52,818 WE JUST BELIEVE 1193 00:35:50,816 --> 00:35:52,818 THE HIGHER YOU GET, 1194 00:35:52,859 --> 00:35:55,528 {\an1}THE CLOSER YOU ARE TO GOD." 1195 00:35:55,570 --> 00:36:00,366 [cheers and applause] 1196 00:36:00,408 --> 00:36:05,371 "WELL, I THINK 1197 00:36:00,408 --> 00:36:05,371 I'D LIKE TO TRY THAT." 1198 00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:09,542 {\an1}NIGGA GETS SO HIGH, HE TRIED TO 1199 00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:09,542 {\an1}LOOK IN JESUS' WINDOW AND SHIT. 1200 00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:14,506 [laughter] 1201 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:23,807 EVERYBODY WANTS YOU 1202 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:23,807 TO BELIEVE SOME SHIT. 1203 00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:25,391 FIND YOU SOMETHING 1204 00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:25,391 TO BELIEVE IN, 1205 00:36:25,433 --> 00:36:27,560 GET YOU SOME PEOPLE 1206 00:36:25,433 --> 00:36:27,560 {\an1}THAT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU, 1207 00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:28,770 GET YOUR TEAM TOGETHER. 1208 00:36:28,812 --> 00:36:30,188 THE SHIT 1209 00:36:28,812 --> 00:36:30,188 GONNA HIT THE FAN. 1210 00:36:30,229 --> 00:36:33,316 THE BIBLE SAY, 1211 00:36:30,229 --> 00:36:33,316 "FIRST SHALL BE LAST," 1212 00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:35,485 AND I DON'T KNOW, 1213 00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:35,485 BUT SPEAKING FOR NIGGAS, 1214 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:39,322 WE HAVE BEEN 1215 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:39,322 THE FIRST AT LAST 1216 00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:40,824 FOR A LONG TIME. 1217 00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:45,620 {\an1}I DON'T THINK YOU EVER GONNA 1218 00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:45,620 {\an1}BE ABLE TO BEAT US AT THAT. 1219 00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:48,581 YOU AIN'T GONNA BE 1220 00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:48,581 ABLE TO OUT-LAST NIGGAS. 1221 00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:51,501 WE'VE BEEN LAST-- 1222 00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:54,337 [laughter] 1223 00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:55,881 {\an1}GAY PEOPLE WANNA BE NIGGAS. 1224 00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:58,341 THEY WANNA SAY 1225 00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:58,341 IT'S CIVIL RIGHTS. NO. 1226 00:36:58,383 --> 00:37:00,426 {\an1}NO, 'CAUSE AS A GAY PERSON, 1227 00:36:58,383 --> 00:37:00,426 YOU CAN BE GAY. 1228 00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:04,222 {\an1}YOU JUST--IT'S ABOUT WHAT KIND 1229 00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:04,222 OF PERSON YOU ARE GAY. 1230 00:37:04,263 --> 00:37:07,517 AS A NIGGA, WE WAS TREATED 1231 00:37:04,263 --> 00:37:07,517 LIKE ANIMALS FIRST, 1232 00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:12,438 {\an1}THEN THEY LET US PUT ON CLOTHES, 1233 00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:12,438 {\an1}THEN THEY LET US GET IN THE NBA. 1234 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,525 [laughter] 1235 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:20,279 WE GOT TO PROVE SOMETHING 1236 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:20,279 {\an1}FOR OURSELVES FOR GENERATIONS. 1237 00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:21,781 LIKE, WHEN I'M TALKING 1238 00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:21,781 TO MEXICANS, 1239 00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:24,409 I'M TALKING TO MEXICANS 1240 00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:24,409 {\an1}LIKE THEY'RE REALLY NIGGAS, 1241 00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:27,370 'CAUSE AS FAR AS WE KNOW, 1242 00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:27,370 THEY THE CLOSEST TO NIGGAS 1243 00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:29,915 WE EVER SAW IN THIS 1244 00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:29,915 GODDAMN COUNTRY. 1245 00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:31,958 WE THOUGHT 1246 00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:31,958 THEY WAS OUR NIGGAS, 1247 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,211 WE WAS PROUD 1248 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,211 THAT THEY HAD A COUNTRY, 1249 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,922 AND DECIDED TO COME OVER 1250 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,922 {\an1}HERE ANY MOTHERFUCKING WAY. 1251 00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:39,925 WE THOUGHT THAT WAS 1252 00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:39,925 SOME AMERICAN SHIT. 1253 00:37:39,966 --> 00:37:42,719 SEE, YOU GOT A LOT 1254 00:37:39,966 --> 00:37:42,719 {\an1}OF POLITICIANS THAT TELL YOU, 1255 00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:44,470 "WE NEED TO KEEP 1256 00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:44,470 SOME PEOPLE OUT." 1257 00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:47,473 {\an1}AIN'T NO MOTHERFUCKING PEOPLE 1258 00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:47,473 TO KEEP THE FUCK OUT. 1259 00:37:47,515 --> 00:37:49,893 WE NEED EVERYBODY 1260 00:37:47,515 --> 00:37:49,893 {\an1}THAT'S RIGHT THE FUCK HERE. 1261 00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:52,687 {\an1}SEE, WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND 1262 00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:52,687 {\an1}IS WHEN YOU WATCH THE NEWS, 1263 00:37:52,729 --> 00:37:55,899 {\an1}YOU SEE ALL OF THESE PEOPLE 1264 00:37:52,729 --> 00:37:55,899 {\an1}TALKING SHIT ABOUT AMERICA. 1265 00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:57,817 {\an1}UNDERSTAND, THEY TALKING SHIT 1266 00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:57,817 ABOUT AMERICA 1267 00:37:57,859 --> 00:38:01,320 {\an1}FROM THEY LITTLE DUSTY-ASS, 1268 00:37:57,859 --> 00:38:01,320 PIECE OF SHIT-ASS COUNTRY 1269 00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:03,448 WITH NO GODDAMN 1270 00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:03,448 AIR CONDITIONING 1271 00:38:03,489 --> 00:38:08,411 {\an1}AND NO WAY TO GET A MOUNTAIN DEW 1272 00:38:03,489 --> 00:38:08,411 AND A SNICKER BAR. 1273 00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:11,372 THAT AIN'T 1274 00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:11,372 OUR GODDAMN FAULT. 1275 00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:13,959 MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA SAY, 1276 00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:13,959 "WE SHOULD ALL BE EQUAL." 1277 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,254 BULLSHIT. 1278 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,254 EQUAL TO WHAT? 1279 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:20,423 WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU. 1280 00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:24,928 [laughter] 1281 00:38:26,345 --> 00:38:28,848 DON'T BE ASHAMED 1282 00:38:26,345 --> 00:38:28,848 TO FUCKING SAY IT. 1283 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:30,433 WE'RE BETTER 1284 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:30,433 THAN THEY ARE. 1285 00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:34,312 {\an1}WE WORK HARDER, WE TRY HARDER. 1286 00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:34,312 NOTHING BEATS US. 1287 00:38:34,353 --> 00:38:37,607 {\an1}WE HAVE KICKED THIS RECESSION 1288 00:38:34,353 --> 00:38:37,607 SO MOTHERFUCKING HARD. 1289 00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:40,443 FIRST OF ALL, NIGGAS, 1290 00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:40,443 {\an1}LET ME SAY WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW 1291 00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:44,530 IT WAS A RECESSION 1292 00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:44,530 UNTIL THEY GAVE IT A WORD. 1293 00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:46,532 THIS IS THE SHIT NIGGAS 1294 00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:46,532 WAS DOING THE WHOLE TIME, 1295 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,451 WHITE PEOPLE, 1296 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,451 WELCOME ABOARD. 1297 00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:50,328 WELCOME ABOARD, 1298 00:38:50,369 --> 00:38:52,705 {\an1}GET YOURSELF SOME TOP RAMEN, 1299 00:38:50,369 --> 00:38:52,705 MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE. 1300 00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:55,625 THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 1301 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:58,544 [cheers and applause] 1302 00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:01,965 AMERICA AIN'T ABOUT 1303 00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:01,965 {\an1}WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS TO YOU. 1304 00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:04,467 AMERICA IS 1305 00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:04,467 ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK YOU DO 1306 00:39:04,509 --> 00:39:07,428 WHEN THE SHIT 1307 00:39:04,509 --> 00:39:07,428 HAPPENS TO YOU. 1308 00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:10,640 SO, NOW... 1309 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,725 - PREACH ON, KATT! 1310 00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:15,645 - I HAVE TO COME BACK 1311 00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:15,645 AND TELL MY PEOPLE 1312 00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:17,355 THEY FITTIN' TO FUCK US. 1313 00:39:17,396 --> 00:39:20,483 WHEN YOU GO HOME 1314 00:39:17,396 --> 00:39:20,483 INTO YOUR 2012, 1315 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:22,652 UNDERSTAND THEY ALREADY 1316 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:22,652 HAVE CONCENTRATION CAMPS 1317 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:25,697 IN THE UNITED STATES 1318 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:25,697 OF MOTHERFUCKING AMERICA 1319 00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:28,950 THAT THEY'VE BEEN BUILDING 1320 00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:28,950 FOR FOUR YEARS NOW. 1321 00:39:28,992 --> 00:39:30,493 AND THE QUESTION IS, 1322 00:39:30,535 --> 00:39:35,040 WHO IN THE FUCK IS YOU 1323 00:39:30,535 --> 00:39:35,040 FITTIN' TO PUT IN THERE? 1324 00:39:35,081 --> 00:39:36,916 WE ALREADY GOT A PRISON, 1325 00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:41,004 AND THAT MOTHERFUCKER 1326 00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:41,004 IS SO PACKED. 1327 00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:44,341 {\an1}'CAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY, 1328 00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:44,341 IT'S ALL BULLSHIT. 1329 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,551 IT'S ALL BULLSHIT, 1330 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,551 WHITE PEOPLE. 1331 00:39:46,592 --> 00:39:48,511 CONRAD MURRAY 1332 00:39:46,592 --> 00:39:48,511 GOT FOUR YEARS, 1333 00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:50,096 AND AIN'T GONNA DO 1334 00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:50,096 BUT TWO OF THEM, 1335 00:39:50,138 --> 00:39:52,682 {\an1}AND MOTHERFUCKERS LOOKING AT HIM 1336 00:39:50,138 --> 00:39:52,682 {\an1}LIKE HE GOT WHAT HE DESERVED. 1337 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:56,061 {\an1}HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FIGURE HE 1338 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:56,061 {\an1}GOT WHAT THE FUCK HE DESERVED? 1339 00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:57,979 YOU CAN MURDER 1340 00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:57,979 A BILLIONAIRE, 1341 00:39:58,021 --> 00:40:00,690 AND GET 2 1/2 YEARS 1342 00:39:58,021 --> 00:40:00,690 AND PROBATION? 1343 00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:02,984 THESE NIGGAS HAD ME 1344 00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:02,984 ON SIX YEARS OF PROBATION 1345 00:40:03,026 --> 00:40:07,155 FOR A BLUNT 1346 00:40:03,026 --> 00:40:07,155 I HADN'T LIT YET. 1347 00:40:07,197 --> 00:40:11,826 [cheers and applause] 1348 00:40:11,868 --> 00:40:16,539 UNDERSTAND THE BULLSHIT 1349 00:40:11,868 --> 00:40:16,539 {\an1}IS HITTING THE FAN, GOD DAMN IT. 1350 00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:18,041 THEY GAVE CONRAD MURRAY'S 1351 00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:18,041 MOTHERFUCKING ASS 1352 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:19,918 LESS THAN 1353 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:19,918 FOUR GODDAMN YEARS. 1354 00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:21,419 UNDERSTAND, WHITE PEOPLE, 1355 00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:26,716 THAT ONCE WAS A MAN 1356 00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:26,716 NAMED PLAXICO BURRESS. 1357 00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:31,763 NOW, THIS NIGGA SHOT 1358 00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:31,763 {\an1}HIS SELF IN THE GODDAMN LEG. 1359 00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:33,598 UNDERSTAND THAT. 1360 00:40:33,639 --> 00:40:37,977 THIS NIGGA 1361 00:40:33,639 --> 00:40:37,977 ASSAULTED HIMSELF. 1362 00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:40,063 [laughter] 1363 00:40:40,105 --> 00:40:42,774 HE DIDN'T SNITCH 1364 00:40:40,105 --> 00:40:42,774 ON HIS SELF, 1365 00:40:42,815 --> 00:40:47,946 DIDN'T TURN HIS SELF IN, 1366 00:40:42,815 --> 00:40:47,946 {\an1}FILE CHARGES AGAINST HIMSELF. 1367 00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:51,824 THREE WHOLE YEARS 1368 00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:51,824 PENITENTIARY 1369 00:40:51,866 --> 00:40:54,827 SHOOTING YOURSELF. 1370 00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:59,791 [laughter] 1371 00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:07,173 AND I KNOW SOME OF Y'ALL 1372 00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:07,173 LOOKING AT ME LIKE, 1373 00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:11,761 "YOU NOT FITTIN' 1374 00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:11,761 {\an1}TO TALK ABOUT MICHAEL, ARE YOU?" 1375 00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:13,430 YES, I AM. 1376 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:14,973 FIRST OF ALL, 1377 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:14,973 {\an1}LET ME START OFF BY SAYING, 1378 00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:17,892 {\an1}WOULD ALL THE MICHAEL JACKSON 1379 00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:17,892 {\an1}FANS PLEASE MAKE SOME NOISE 1380 00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,978 IN THE BUILDING 1381 00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,978 THIS EVENING? 1382 00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:24,983 [cheers and applause] 1383 00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:27,485 I DON'T APOLOGIZE OFTEN. 1384 00:41:27,526 --> 00:41:30,155 THIS IS NOT A TIME 1385 00:41:27,526 --> 00:41:30,155 FOR ME TO START. 1386 00:41:30,196 --> 00:41:33,032 [laughter] 1387 00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:36,202 {\an1}BUT WHEN I WAS TALKING, I WAS 1388 00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:36,202 {\an1}TALKING ABOUT SOMEBODY LIVE. 1389 00:41:36,244 --> 00:41:37,495 - GO AHEAD, KATT! 1390 00:41:37,536 --> 00:41:39,164 - AND THE FACT 1391 00:41:37,536 --> 00:41:39,164 OF THE MATTER IS 1392 00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:42,500 WE WATCHED THIS NIGGA 1393 00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:42,500 GET MURDERED, 1394 00:41:42,541 --> 00:41:45,837 RIGHT IN FRONT 1395 00:41:42,541 --> 00:41:45,837 {\an1}OF OUR OWN MOTHERFUCKING FACE, 1396 00:41:45,878 --> 00:41:47,797 AND THE NIGGA KNEW 1397 00:41:45,878 --> 00:41:47,797 IT WAS FITTIN' TO HAPPEN. 1398 00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:50,758 HE TOLD US, 1399 00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:50,758 AND WE DIDN'T KNOW. 1400 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:55,096 NIGGA NAMED HIS LAST TOUR, 1401 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:55,096 "THIS IS IT." 1402 00:41:55,138 --> 00:42:00,226 [laughter] 1403 00:42:03,062 --> 00:42:04,522 WHITE PEOPLE, 1404 00:42:03,062 --> 00:42:04,522 LET ME JUST TELL YOU 1405 00:42:04,563 --> 00:42:08,734 A LITTLE NIGGA SECRET, 1406 00:42:04,563 --> 00:42:08,734 IF I COULD. 1407 00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:11,196 NIGGAS HAVE NEVER SAID, 1408 00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:11,196 "THIS IS IT," 1409 00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:13,281 IN A CELEBRATORY FASHION. 1410 00:42:13,323 --> 00:42:15,533 LET ME JUST SAY... 1411 00:42:15,574 --> 00:42:16,993 WHITE PEOPLE 1412 00:42:15,574 --> 00:42:16,993 DO IT ALL THE TIME. 1413 00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:18,203 "THIS IS IT!" 1414 00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:19,745 NOT NIGGAS. 1415 00:42:19,787 --> 00:42:21,164 EVERY TIME WE SAYIN' IT, 1416 00:42:19,787 --> 00:42:21,164 WE SAY IT LIKE THIS, 1417 00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:22,665 "YOU KNOW WHAT, NIGGA? 1418 00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:22,665 THIS IS IT." 1419 00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:25,084 [mic thuds] 1420 00:42:25,126 --> 00:42:29,839 [laughter] 1421 00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:32,217 AND THEY STRAIGHT UP 1422 00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:32,217 KILLED THAT NIGGA. 1423 00:42:32,258 --> 00:42:35,220 KILLED HIM AND GAVE US 1424 00:42:32,258 --> 00:42:35,220 THE MOST BULLSHIT STORY 1425 00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:38,681 WE EVER HEARD 1426 00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:38,681 OUR ENTIRE LIFE. 1427 00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:41,851 FIRST, THEY TOLD US 1428 00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:41,851 {\an1}THIS NIGGA WAS A DRUG ADDICT. 1429 00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:47,023 THEN WE FIND OUT 1430 00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:47,023 {\an1}THIS NIGGA'S DRUG WAS SLEEP. 1431 00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:52,153 [laughter] 1432 00:42:55,240 --> 00:43:00,703 {\an1}ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS NIGGA 1433 00:42:55,240 --> 00:43:00,703 {\an1}GOT HIGH AND WENT TO SLEEP? 1434 00:43:02,247 --> 00:43:06,042 YEAH, 1435 00:43:02,247 --> 00:43:06,042 THAT'S NO DRUG ADDICT. 1436 00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:10,713 SOMETHING'S AFOUL HERE. 1437 00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:10,713 {\an1}THIS STORY DON'T GO TOGETHER. 1438 00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:15,927 UNDERSTAND, WHITE PEOPLE, 1439 00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:15,927 NO STORY ENDS WITH COMA. 1440 00:43:17,970 --> 00:43:22,683 BUT CERTAINLY, 1441 00:43:17,970 --> 00:43:22,683 NO STORY STARTS WITH COMA. 1442 00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:26,187 THEY STARTED THIS NIGGA'S 1443 00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:26,187 STORY OFF WITH COMA. 1444 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:28,147 SAID, "NIGGA..." 1445 00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:29,899 I DON'T KNOW 1446 00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:29,899 HOW HE WOULD SLEEP. 1447 00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:33,069 {\an1}I'M SURE HE DON'T SLEEP REGULAR, 1448 00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:33,069 BUT I'M SURE HE WAS-- 1449 00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:38,199 [laughter and applause] 1450 00:43:45,206 --> 00:43:50,711 {\an1}I DON'T KNOW HOW HE WOULD SLEEP, 1451 00:43:45,206 --> 00:43:50,711 BUT I KNOW HE SLEPT FANCY. 1452 00:43:50,753 --> 00:43:52,589 [laughter] 1453 00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:57,760 {\an1}THE NEXT STORY IS THIS NIGGA 1454 00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:57,760 WAS ASLEEP, IN A COMA. 1455 00:44:00,305 --> 00:44:03,975 THEN THEY SAY HE WAKES UP 1456 00:44:00,305 --> 00:44:03,975 OUT OF HIS COMA. 1457 00:44:04,016 --> 00:44:07,937 NOW, UNDERSTAND, NIGGAS, 1458 00:44:04,016 --> 00:44:07,937 {\an1}THE WHOLE THING ABOUT A COMA 1459 00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:12,233 {\an1}IS SUPPOSED TO BE YOU CAN'T 1460 00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:12,233 GET THE FUCK UP FROM ONE. 1461 00:44:12,275 --> 00:44:15,903 I'LL COME BACK 1462 00:44:12,275 --> 00:44:15,903 TO THAT PART LATER. 1463 00:44:15,945 --> 00:44:21,033 SO, THE NIGGA WAKES UP 1464 00:44:15,945 --> 00:44:21,033 OUT OF THE COMA. 1465 00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:26,956 [laughter] 1466 00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:29,750 "CONRAD? 1467 00:44:29,792 --> 00:44:33,338 "CONRAD, 1468 00:44:29,792 --> 00:44:33,338 WHERE ARE YOU? 1469 00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:37,883 CONRAD, TITO, 1470 00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:37,883 SOMEONE, COME HERE." 1471 00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:40,886 THIS IS WHERE THE STORY 1472 00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:40,886 GETS FUCKED UP. 1473 00:44:40,928 --> 00:44:43,806 THEN THEY SAY 1474 00:44:40,928 --> 00:44:43,806 AIN'T NOBODY THERE. 1475 00:44:43,848 --> 00:44:48,853 SO THEY SAY 1476 00:44:43,848 --> 00:44:48,853 HE GRABS THE PROPOFOL... 1477 00:44:52,857 --> 00:44:55,985 AND INJECTS 1478 00:44:52,857 --> 00:44:55,985 HIS MOTHERFUCKING SELF, 1479 00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:59,322 AND GOES BACK INTO A COMA. 1480 00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:03,826 ♪ GIRL, CLOSE YOUR EYES ♪ 1481 00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:08,373 ♪ LET THE PROPOFOL 1482 00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:08,373 INTO YOU ♪ 1483 00:45:08,414 --> 00:45:12,709 [laughter] 1484 00:45:12,751 --> 00:45:17,714 ARE YOU TELLING ME 1485 00:45:12,751 --> 00:45:17,714 THAT A NIGGA 1486 00:45:17,756 --> 00:45:22,845 WOULD PAY SOMEBODY 1487 00:45:17,756 --> 00:45:22,845 $150,000 A MONTH 1488 00:45:22,887 --> 00:45:24,889 TO DO SOME SHIT 1489 00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:28,976 {\an1}HE COULD WAKE UP OUT OF A COMA 1490 00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:28,976 AND DO FOR HIMSELF? 1491 00:45:29,018 --> 00:45:31,354 YOU CAN KISS 1492 00:45:29,018 --> 00:45:31,354 MY MOTHERFUCKING ASS. 1493 00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:34,857 {\an1}THAT'S LIKE ME PAYING A BITCH 1494 00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:34,857 {\an1}TO SUCK MY DICK AFTER THE SHOW, 1495 00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:39,987 AND PAYING HER GIRLFRIEND 1496 00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:39,987 TO SWALLOW. 1497 00:45:40,029 --> 00:45:43,824 [laughter] 1498 00:45:47,370 --> 00:45:50,415 WHITE PEOPLE, 1499 00:45:47,370 --> 00:45:50,415 IT WAS A SET-UP. 1500 00:45:50,456 --> 00:45:53,501 WE KNEW IT AS SOON 1501 00:45:50,456 --> 00:45:53,501 AS WE SAW CONRAD MURRAY, 1502 00:45:53,543 --> 00:45:56,879 {\an1}'CAUSE IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN NO 1503 00:45:53,543 --> 00:45:56,879 {\an1}NIGGA TO KILL MICHAEL JACKSON, 1504 00:45:56,921 --> 00:46:00,049 {\an1}BUT IT CERTAINLY COULDN'T HAVE 1505 00:45:56,921 --> 00:46:00,049 BEEN NO WHITE DOCTOR. 1506 00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:02,051 OH... 1507 00:46:02,093 --> 00:46:06,431 [laughter] 1508 00:46:06,472 --> 00:46:08,807 IF A WHITE DOCTOR 1509 00:46:06,472 --> 00:46:08,807 {\an1}HAD KILLED MICHAEL JACKSON, 1510 00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:11,269 IT WOULD HAVE BEEN 600,000 1511 00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:11,269 {\an1}NIGGAS IN MOON WALKING SOCKS 1512 00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:16,815 THE NEXT DAY JUST RIOTING 1513 00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:16,815 {\an1}AND DANCING AT THE SAME TIME. 1514 00:46:22,821 --> 00:46:26,284 THEY GOT THAT PIECE 1515 00:46:22,821 --> 00:46:26,284 OF SHIT-ASS CONRAD MURRAY. 1516 00:46:26,325 --> 00:46:27,952 THAT MOTHERFUCKER-- 1517 00:46:27,993 --> 00:46:30,162 {\an1}THAT'S WHAT A SNAKE LOOK LIKE, 1518 00:46:27,993 --> 00:46:30,162 IN CASE YOU WANT TO KNOW 1519 00:46:30,204 --> 00:46:32,498 WHAT A MOTHERFUCKING DEMON 1520 00:46:30,204 --> 00:46:32,498 LOOK LIKE IN PERSON, 1521 00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:35,334 LOOK AT CONRAD MURRAY'S 1522 00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:35,334 MOTHERFUCKING ASS. 1523 00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:37,002 THAT NIGGA WAS ON TRIAL-- 1524 00:46:37,044 --> 00:46:40,423 ANY TIME A NIGGA 1525 00:46:37,044 --> 00:46:40,423 CAN'T CRY. 1526 00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:42,091 WHITE PEOPLE, 1527 00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:42,091 UNDERSTAND, 1528 00:46:42,133 --> 00:46:43,551 NIGGAS EITHER CRY 1529 00:46:42,133 --> 00:46:43,551 ONE OF TWO WAYS-- 1530 00:46:43,593 --> 00:46:47,263 NOT AT ALL... 1531 00:46:43,593 --> 00:46:47,263 OR ALL THE WAY. 1532 00:46:47,305 --> 00:46:50,933 [laughter] 1533 00:46:50,975 --> 00:46:52,935 CONRAD MURRAY 1534 00:46:50,975 --> 00:46:52,935 WAS ON TRIAL FOR 14 WEEKS 1535 00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:57,940 TRYING TO GET ONE TEAR 1536 00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:57,940 {\an1}OUT HIS LYIN'-ASS EYES, JUST-- 1537 00:46:57,982 --> 00:47:02,861 [laughter] 1538 00:47:06,449 --> 00:47:07,824 FUCK-ASS NIGGA. 1539 00:47:07,866 --> 00:47:09,243 YOU LET--THE BIBLE SAY, 1540 00:47:09,285 --> 00:47:12,538 DON'T BELIEVE NO NIGGA 1541 00:47:09,285 --> 00:47:12,538 THAT CAN'T SAY TRUTH. 1542 00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:13,956 THIS NIGGA ALL ON TV, 1543 00:47:13,998 --> 00:47:18,127 "I AM GOING TO 1544 00:47:13,998 --> 00:47:18,127 TELL THE TROOT." 1545 00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:22,507 WHAT DID THAT NIGGA SAY 1546 00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:22,507 HE WAS GONNA TELL? 1547 00:47:22,548 --> 00:47:25,468 "I AM GOING TO 1548 00:47:22,548 --> 00:47:25,468 TELL THE TROOT. 1549 00:47:25,510 --> 00:47:28,971 I HAVE FAIT." 1550 00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:31,516 THEN THAT NIGGA 1551 00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:31,516 HAD THIS TRIAL, 1552 00:47:31,557 --> 00:47:35,311 AND HE EMBARRASSED 1553 00:47:31,557 --> 00:47:35,311 EVERY NIGGA IN THE WORLD. 1554 00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:38,147 RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE 1555 00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:38,147 {\an1}OF THE CONRAD MURRAY TRIAL, 1556 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:40,358 {\an1}WHEN WE THOUGHT IT COULDN'T 1557 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:40,358 GET NO FUCKING WORSE, 1558 00:47:40,399 --> 00:47:42,234 THIS NIGGA BRING OUT 1559 00:47:40,399 --> 00:47:42,234 AS A WITNESS, 1560 00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:46,155 THE OLDEST LIVING SLAVE 1561 00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:46,155 WE HAVE EVER SEEN. 1562 00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:49,534 PLEASE TELL ME 1563 00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:49,534 YOU SAW THAT OLD BITCH. 1564 00:47:49,575 --> 00:47:52,995 [laughter] 1565 00:47:53,037 --> 00:47:58,167 THAT BITCH WAS 1566 00:47:53,037 --> 00:47:58,167 136 GODDAMN YEARS OLD. 1567 00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:00,169 THAT BITCH... 1568 00:48:00,211 --> 00:48:03,172 IT TOOK HER SO LONG 1569 00:48:00,211 --> 00:48:03,172 TO GET TO THE STAND 1570 00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:07,343 THAT YOU KNEW THIS BITCH 1571 00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:07,343 {\an1}WAS GONNA TELL THE TRUTH, SHE-- 1572 00:48:07,385 --> 00:48:11,972 [laughter] 1573 00:48:21,273 --> 00:48:26,404 THIS BITCH WAS 136, 1574 00:48:21,273 --> 00:48:26,404 AND HER WIG WAS BRAND-NEW! 1575 00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:31,033 HAD THE TAG 1576 00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:31,033 STILL IN THAT BITCH. 1577 00:48:31,075 --> 00:48:33,952 HER SLAVE 1578 00:48:31,075 --> 00:48:33,952 MOTHERFUCKING ASS-- 1579 00:48:33,994 --> 00:48:37,206 THIS BITCH 1580 00:48:33,994 --> 00:48:37,206 SNUCK ON THE STAND. 1581 00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:40,585 {\an1}HOW DO YOU SIT LIKE A SLAVE? 1582 00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:40,585 SHE JUST... 1583 00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:45,922 [laughter] 1584 00:48:52,304 --> 00:48:53,514 EVERY TIME THE JUDGE 1585 00:48:52,304 --> 00:48:53,514 ASK HER SOMETHING, 1586 00:48:53,556 --> 00:48:58,143 "EXCUSE ME, JUDGE." 1587 00:48:58,185 --> 00:49:00,396 FUCKING JUDGE ASKED HER, 1588 00:48:58,185 --> 00:49:00,396 "IS CONRAD MURRAY GREEDY?" 1589 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:03,107 {\an1}AND THIS OLD, DECREPIT BITCH 1590 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:03,107 ACTED LIKE "GREEDY" 1591 00:49:03,148 --> 00:49:05,276 WAS THE WORST INSULT 1592 00:49:03,148 --> 00:49:05,276 SHE HAD EVER HEARD 1593 00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:10,364 IN HER GODDAMN-- 1594 00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:10,364 {\an1}"GREEDY? NO, CONRAD, AIN'T--" 1595 00:49:10,406 --> 00:49:13,451 SHUT YOUR UGLY ASS 1596 00:49:10,406 --> 00:49:13,451 UP, BITCH. 1597 00:49:13,492 --> 00:49:16,579 THAT WAS THE ONLY PROBLEM 1598 00:49:13,492 --> 00:49:16,579 WITH MICHAEL JACKSON. 1599 00:49:16,621 --> 00:49:20,583 HIS FANS 1600 00:49:16,621 --> 00:49:20,583 WAS TOO GODDAMN NICE. 1601 00:49:20,625 --> 00:49:24,629 {\an1}NICE-ASS MICHAEL JACKSON FANS 1602 00:49:20,625 --> 00:49:24,629 {\an1}LETTING CONRAD MURRAY'S PUNK ASS 1603 00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:27,214 GO TO COURT 1604 00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:27,214 EVERY GODDAMN DAY 1605 00:49:27,256 --> 00:49:30,217 WITH NO SECURITY. 1606 00:49:30,259 --> 00:49:34,054 THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TO HAVE 1607 00:49:30,259 --> 00:49:34,054 SOME GHETTO FANS. 1608 00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:36,098 YOU AIN'T GONNA BE ABLE 1609 00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:36,098 TO JUST KILL ME, NIGGA, 1610 00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:39,226 AND GO TO COURT 1611 00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:39,226 LIKE EVERYTHING IS OKAY. 1612 00:49:39,268 --> 00:49:41,103 IT'S GONNA BE A BITCH 1613 00:49:39,268 --> 00:49:41,103 TO HIT YOU WITH A BRICK 1614 00:49:41,145 --> 00:49:43,272 EVERY TIME 1615 00:49:41,145 --> 00:49:43,272 YOU SHOW UP TO COURT. 1616 00:49:43,314 --> 00:49:45,524 JUST, "I'M HERE--" 1617 00:49:45,566 --> 00:49:50,696 [laughter, 1618 00:49:45,566 --> 00:49:50,696 cheers and applause] 1619 00:50:01,998 --> 00:50:05,336 - WE LOVE YOU, KATT! 1620 00:50:01,998 --> 00:50:05,336 - FIVE MINUTES? 1621 00:50:05,377 --> 00:50:10,341 [crowd cheering] 1622 00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:16,639 - WE LOVE YOU! 1623 00:50:16,681 --> 00:50:19,976 - ALL RIGHT, LET ME, UM... 1624 00:50:20,016 --> 00:50:22,186 LET ME--LET ME JUST-- 1625 00:50:22,227 --> 00:50:26,482 LET ME JUST TAKE THIS TIME 1626 00:50:22,227 --> 00:50:26,482 TO SAY THAT, UM... 1627 00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:28,150 FUCK. 1628 00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:28,150 OKAY, LOOK. 1629 00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:31,487 JUST CUT THIS REAL QUICK 1630 00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:31,487 {\an1}SO I CAN TELL Y'ALL SOMETHING. 1631 00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:33,238 [laughter] 1632 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,239 CUT. 1633 00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:39,244 OKAY. 1634 00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:42,164 NO--NO BULLSHIT. 1635 00:50:42,206 --> 00:50:44,709 I DON'T KNOW 1636 00:50:42,206 --> 00:50:44,709 EACH OF Y'ALL PERSONALLY, 1637 00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:48,754 BUT I ALWAYS FEEL 1638 00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:48,754 A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE 1639 00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:52,174 WHEN I'M UP HERE, 1640 00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:52,174 {\an1}AND THE PEOPLE IS OUT HERE, 1641 00:50:52,216 --> 00:50:54,176 BECAUSE 1642 00:50:52,216 --> 00:50:54,176 AT THE END OF THE DAY, 1643 00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:57,596 I REALLY WAS NEVER TALL, 1644 00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:57,596 EVEN WHEN I STARTED. 1645 00:50:57,638 --> 00:51:01,308 [laughter] 1646 00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:04,186 I NEVER WAS REALLY SPECIAL 1647 00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:04,186 TO FUCKING LOOK AT, 1648 00:51:04,228 --> 00:51:08,357 {\an1}BUT WHEN I CAME TO L.A., NIGGAS 1649 00:51:04,228 --> 00:51:08,357 ACTED LIKE THEY UNDERSTOOD 1650 00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:10,735 WHERE THE FUCK 1651 00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:10,735 I WAS COMING FROM, 1652 00:51:10,776 --> 00:51:15,656 AND ALLOWED A NIGGA 1653 00:51:10,776 --> 00:51:15,656 TO BE THAT. 1654 00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:19,577 - WE LOVE YOU! 1655 00:51:19,618 --> 00:51:21,787 - SO WHEN I RETIRED, 1656 00:51:21,829 --> 00:51:23,455 THERE WAS A LOT 1657 00:51:21,829 --> 00:51:23,455 OF THINGS GOING ON, 1658 00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:25,374 {\an1}AND I DIDN'T WANNA COME BACK 1659 00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:25,374 AND TELL Y'ALL 1660 00:51:25,416 --> 00:51:29,127 {\an1}WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS, BECAUSE 1661 00:51:25,416 --> 00:51:29,127 {\an1}I WANTED Y'ALL TO BE PROUD OF ME 1662 00:51:29,169 --> 00:51:32,506 FOR SOME SHIT, 1663 00:51:29,169 --> 00:51:32,506 {\an1}EVEN IF I WAS FUCKING IT UP. 1664 00:51:32,548 --> 00:51:36,218 BUT THEN THEY STARTED 1665 00:51:32,548 --> 00:51:36,218 ARRESTING A NIGGA SO MUCH. 1666 00:51:36,260 --> 00:51:38,846 [laughter] 1667 00:51:38,888 --> 00:51:41,097 UNDERSTAND, 1668 00:51:38,888 --> 00:51:41,097 YOU CAN ONLY GET ARRESTED 1669 00:51:41,139 --> 00:51:46,520 MAYBE SIX TIMES BEFORE 1670 00:51:41,139 --> 00:51:46,520 IT AIN'T FUN NO MORE. 1671 00:51:46,562 --> 00:51:49,231 {\an1}I JUST WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND 1672 00:51:46,562 --> 00:51:49,231 THAT IF YOU GO TO TMZ, 1673 00:51:49,273 --> 00:51:51,650 YOU WILL SEE THE FACT 1674 00:51:49,273 --> 00:51:51,650 THAT I'VE BEEN 1675 00:51:51,692 --> 00:51:55,529 ARRESTED 14 TIMES 1676 00:51:51,692 --> 00:51:55,529 IN 46 MONTHS. 1677 00:51:55,571 --> 00:51:57,531 WHAT I WANT YOU 1678 00:51:55,571 --> 00:51:57,531 TO UNDERSTAND IS 1679 00:51:57,573 --> 00:52:00,576 YOU HAVE NEVER, EVER 1680 00:51:57,573 --> 00:52:00,576 IN YOUR LIFE SEEN ME 1681 00:52:00,618 --> 00:52:03,245 STANDING IN A COURTHOUSE. 1682 00:52:03,287 --> 00:52:06,791 NOW, PUT THEM 1683 00:52:03,287 --> 00:52:06,791 TWO THINGS TOGETHER. 1684 00:52:06,832 --> 00:52:08,834 SATAN AIN'T SHIT. 1685 00:52:08,876 --> 00:52:11,796 EVERYTHING HE TRY TO DO 1686 00:52:08,876 --> 00:52:11,796 HE LOSES AT, 1687 00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:14,256 'CAUSE HE AIN'T SHIT. 1688 00:52:14,298 --> 00:52:18,594 HIS PEOPLE AIN'T SHIT, 1689 00:52:14,298 --> 00:52:18,594 NOTHING HE LIKES IS SHIT. 1690 00:52:18,636 --> 00:52:20,512 ALL HIS PEOPLE IS UGLY. 1691 00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:22,264 THEY ALL STINK. 1692 00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:25,225 THEY WAS WORSE OFF 1693 00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:25,225 BEFORE THE RECESSION, 1694 00:52:25,267 --> 00:52:29,229 DURING THE RECESSION, 1695 00:52:25,267 --> 00:52:29,229 AFTER THE RECESSION. 1696 00:52:29,271 --> 00:52:33,442 HE AIN'T SHIT. 1697 00:52:29,271 --> 00:52:33,442 AND SO UNDERSTAND... 1698 00:52:33,484 --> 00:52:36,152 THAT EVEN IF THEY 1699 00:52:33,484 --> 00:52:36,152 WAS GONNA KILL ME 1700 00:52:36,194 --> 00:52:38,280 FOR THE SHIT 1701 00:52:36,194 --> 00:52:38,280 I GOT TO SAY, 1702 00:52:38,322 --> 00:52:40,240 I DON'T KNOW 1703 00:52:38,322 --> 00:52:40,240 WHY I'M STILL HERE 1704 00:52:40,282 --> 00:52:42,576 IN THE FIRST 1705 00:52:40,282 --> 00:52:42,576 MOTHERFUCKING PLACE. 1706 00:52:42,618 --> 00:52:47,163 {\an1}WHAT I DO KNOW IS I'VE BEEN 1707 00:52:42,618 --> 00:52:47,163 {\an1}WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR 2012. 1708 00:52:47,205 --> 00:52:50,459 I'VE BEEN WAITING 1709 00:52:47,205 --> 00:52:50,459 MY WHOLE LIFE TO THINK 1710 00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:53,504 {\an1}THAT THE END OF THE GODDAMN 1711 00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:53,504 WORLD WAS FITTIN' TO COME. 1712 00:52:53,545 --> 00:52:56,340 SO NOW, NIGGAS, 1713 00:52:53,545 --> 00:52:56,340 LET'S SAY IT DON'T COME. 1714 00:52:56,381 --> 00:53:00,385 {\an1}CAN WE AGREE TO AT LEAST ACT 1715 00:52:56,381 --> 00:53:00,385 {\an1}LIKE THIS GONNA BE OUR LAST TIME 1716 00:53:00,427 --> 00:53:04,849 {\an1}ON THIS MOTHERFUCKER SO WE CAN 1717 00:53:00,427 --> 00:53:04,849 {\an1}DO IT RIGHT ONE GODDAMN TIME? 1718 00:53:04,890 --> 00:53:08,184 WHAT I'M TELLING YOU IS, 1719 00:53:08,226 --> 00:53:11,856 BITCH NIGGAS IS DONE. 1720 00:53:11,897 --> 00:53:13,273 I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE 1721 00:53:11,897 --> 00:53:13,273 BEEN SEEING, 1722 00:53:13,315 --> 00:53:14,483 I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE 1723 00:53:13,315 --> 00:53:14,483 BEEN LOOKING AT. 1724 00:53:14,525 --> 00:53:16,401 I KNOW YOU THINK 1725 00:53:14,525 --> 00:53:16,401 TYLER PERRY MUST HAVE 1726 00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:20,698 46 MORE CROSS-DRESSING 1727 00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:20,698 {\an1}DRAG QUEEN MOVIES LEFT IN HIM. 1728 00:53:20,739 --> 00:53:25,494 [laughter] 1729 00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:27,621 I'M NOT HOMOPHOBIC. 1730 00:53:27,663 --> 00:53:30,166 I HAVE NOTHING 1731 00:53:27,663 --> 00:53:30,166 AGAINST GAY WOMEN AT ALL. 1732 00:53:30,206 --> 00:53:33,169 {\an1}POWER TO THE LESBIAN NATION. 1733 00:53:33,209 --> 00:53:36,505 MAY WE ALL EAT PUSSY 1734 00:53:33,209 --> 00:53:36,505 {\an1}THIS EVENING, IF IT'S FEASIBLE. 1735 00:53:36,547 --> 00:53:38,214 [laughter] 1736 00:53:38,256 --> 00:53:39,508 BUT IT'S TIME FOR PEOPLE 1737 00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,343 TO STAND UP 1738 00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,343 {\an1}FOR WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE. 1739 00:53:41,385 --> 00:53:44,513 EVERYBODY CAN'T BE ASHAMED 1740 00:53:41,385 --> 00:53:44,513 TO TELL THE GODDAMN TRUTH. 1741 00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:46,390 IT CAN'T BE EVERYBODY 1742 00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:46,390 THAT WON'T SAY 1743 00:53:46,431 --> 00:53:48,392 WHAT THEY FUCK 1744 00:53:46,431 --> 00:53:48,392 THEY MEANT TO SAY 1745 00:53:48,433 --> 00:53:50,435 AS SOON THEY GET 1746 00:53:48,433 --> 00:53:50,435 THE OPPORTUNITY. 1747 00:53:50,477 --> 00:53:52,604 CHRISTIAN PEOPLE, 1748 00:53:50,477 --> 00:53:52,604 IT'S THE SAME FOR Y'ALL. 1749 00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:56,274 {\an1}IF Y'ALL SO HOLY, IT'S TIME 1750 00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:56,274 TO GET MOTHERFUCKING HOLY. 1751 00:53:56,316 --> 00:53:57,693 IF YOU 1752 00:53:56,316 --> 00:53:57,693 BELIEVE IN SOME SHIT, 1753 00:53:57,735 --> 00:53:59,778 MAKE SURE YOU GOT 1754 00:53:57,735 --> 00:53:59,778 SOME RIGHT SHIT, 1755 00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:01,363 BECAUSE I'M TRYING 1756 00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:01,363 TO TELL YOU, 1757 00:54:01,405 --> 00:54:02,990 EVERYBODY CAN'T BE RIGHT. 1758 00:54:03,032 --> 00:54:04,658 I SAY FUCK 1759 00:54:03,032 --> 00:54:04,658 BISHOP EDDIE LONG, 1760 00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:07,452 AND EVERYBODY WHOEVER 1761 00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:07,452 {\an1}WENT TO HIS GODDAMN CHURCH, 1762 00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:08,746 IS WHAT I SAY. 1763 00:54:08,787 --> 00:54:10,956 FUCK THE CHOIR, 1764 00:54:08,787 --> 00:54:10,956 THE CHOIR DIRECTOR, 1765 00:54:10,998 --> 00:54:13,375 THE PEOPLE IN THE CHOIR, 1766 00:54:10,998 --> 00:54:13,375 THE NIGGA ON DRUMS, 1767 00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:16,837 FUCK THEM 1768 00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:16,837 IN THE PARKING LOT. 1769 00:54:16,879 --> 00:54:18,589 [laughter] 1770 00:54:18,630 --> 00:54:20,758 {\an1}NOT BECAUSE I'M HOMOPHOBIC, 1771 00:54:18,630 --> 00:54:20,758 BECAUSE I DON'T THINK 1772 00:54:20,799 --> 00:54:23,427 YOU CAN PREACH THE GOSPEL 1773 00:54:20,799 --> 00:54:23,427 WITH BOOTY ON YOUR BREATH. 1774 00:54:23,468 --> 00:54:25,721 {\an1}I JUST DON'T THINK YOU CAN. 1775 00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:29,265 I'M NOT SAYING YOU CAN'T. 1776 00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:29,265 I DON'T THINK YOU CAN. 1777 00:54:29,307 --> 00:54:30,642 IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 1778 00:54:30,684 --> 00:54:32,352 {\an1}WHEN I WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD, 1779 00:54:32,394 --> 00:54:34,479 {\an1}THEY TOLD ME A BUNCH OF STORIES 1780 00:54:32,394 --> 00:54:34,479 THAT DIDN'T MAKE NO SENSE. 1781 00:54:34,521 --> 00:54:36,565 {\an1}THEY PUT ME DOWN AND SAT ME 1782 00:54:34,521 --> 00:54:36,565 {\an1}RIGHT ME IN FRONT OF THE BIBLE 1783 00:54:36,607 --> 00:54:39,860 AND TOLD ME A STORY 1784 00:54:36,607 --> 00:54:39,860 ABOUT SODOM AND GOMORRAH. 1785 00:54:39,902 --> 00:54:42,780 THEY TOLD ME IT WAS 1786 00:54:39,902 --> 00:54:42,780 TWO CITIES IN THE BIBLE 1787 00:54:42,821 --> 00:54:45,407 WHERE MEN LAY WITH MEN. 1788 00:54:45,449 --> 00:54:48,284 THEN THEY SAID 1789 00:54:45,449 --> 00:54:48,284 THE NEXT DAY, 1790 00:54:48,326 --> 00:54:52,664 {\an1}GOD BURNT THE WHOLE GODDAMN 1791 00:54:48,326 --> 00:54:52,664 TWO CITIES TO THE GROUND. 1792 00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:54,374 END OF THE GODDAMN STORY. 1793 00:54:54,416 --> 00:54:58,921 NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU 1794 00:54:54,416 --> 00:54:58,921 GET OUT OF THAT STORY. 1795 00:54:58,963 --> 00:55:00,672 I TOLD MY BROTHER, 1796 00:55:00,714 --> 00:55:03,008 "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK 1797 00:55:00,714 --> 00:55:03,008 IF YOU ARE THREE, NIGGA. 1798 00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:05,886 {\an1}"THEY JUST SAID THEY WAS GONNA 1799 00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:05,886 BURN DOWN OUR BUNK BEDS 1800 00:55:05,928 --> 00:55:09,890 IF YOU GET IN 1801 00:55:05,928 --> 00:55:09,890 THIS GODDAMN BED." 1802 00:55:09,932 --> 00:55:13,477 [laughter] 1803 00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:20,985 IT'S JUST WHAT THE FUCK 1804 00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:20,985 THEY TOLD ME. 1805 00:55:21,026 --> 00:55:23,904 I JUST DIDN'T KNOW. 1806 00:55:23,946 --> 00:55:25,530 - ONE MINUTE! 1807 00:55:25,572 --> 00:55:28,492 - HEY, SOME OF YOU NIGGAS' 1808 00:55:25,572 --> 00:55:28,492 WATCH AIN'T RIGHT. 1809 00:55:28,533 --> 00:55:30,452 IS IT TWO, OR IS IT ONE? 1810 00:55:28,533 --> 00:55:30,452 LET ME KNOW. 1811 00:55:30,494 --> 00:55:34,957 IT'S TWO? 1812 00:55:30,494 --> 00:55:34,957 [overlapping shouts] 1813 00:55:34,999 --> 00:55:36,625 {\an1}LET ME ASK THE WHITE PEOPLE. 1814 00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:39,628 WHAT--WHITE PEOPLE, 1815 00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:39,628 WHAT TIME IS IT, PLEASE? 1816 00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:44,758 [laughter] 1817 00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:44,758 [overlapping shouts] 1818 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,969 IT'S TIME. 1819 00:55:47,011 --> 00:55:49,013 ALL RIGHT, PUT IT ON, 1820 00:55:47,011 --> 00:55:49,013 GODDAMN IT. 1821 00:55:49,054 --> 00:55:51,890 LET'S SEE IT. 1822 00:55:49,054 --> 00:55:51,890 HEY, WHERE MY PEOPLE AT? 1823 00:55:51,932 --> 00:55:54,350 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1824 00:55:51,932 --> 00:55:54,350 NO MATTER WHAT, 1825 00:55:54,392 --> 00:55:57,646 WE ARE HERE AT THE CUSP 1826 00:55:54,392 --> 00:55:57,646 OF 2012, GODDAMN IT! 1827 00:55:57,688 --> 00:56:00,398 WHOO! 1828 00:55:57,688 --> 00:56:00,398 IT'S FITTIN' TO COME! 1829 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:03,944 HEY! 1830 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:03,944 WHERE MY PEOPLE AT? 1831 00:56:03,986 --> 00:56:06,697 OKAY, HOLD ON. 1832 00:56:06,738 --> 00:56:08,115 [cheers and applause] 1833 00:56:08,157 --> 00:56:11,493 audience: EIGHT... 1834 00:56:08,157 --> 00:56:11,493 SEVEN...SIX... 1835 00:56:11,535 --> 00:56:16,623 FIVE...FOUR... 1836 00:56:11,535 --> 00:56:16,623 THREE...TWO...ONE. 1837 00:56:16,665 --> 00:56:17,958 HAPPY NEW YEAR! 1838 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,669 - HAPPY NEW YEAR! 1839 00:56:20,711 --> 00:56:25,674 [cheers and applause] 1840 00:56:39,897 --> 00:56:42,024 - IT'S REALLY GOOD 1841 00:56:39,897 --> 00:56:42,024 TO SEE THE PEOPLE 1842 00:56:42,066 --> 00:56:44,526 WHO, UM... 1843 00:56:44,568 --> 00:56:46,070 A SHOT WAS NOT GIVEN TO. 1844 00:56:46,111 --> 00:56:47,863 TO BE ABLE TO STAND 1845 00:56:46,111 --> 00:56:47,863 ON A GRAND STAGE 1846 00:56:47,905 --> 00:56:50,866 AND SHOW HOW THEY DO 1847 00:56:47,905 --> 00:56:50,866 THEIR CRAFT. 1848 00:56:50,908 --> 00:56:52,450 - ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL, 1849 00:56:52,492 --> 00:56:54,536 MAKE SOME NOISE FOR YOUR 1850 00:56:52,492 --> 00:56:54,536 {\an1}HOST FOR THE SHOW, RED GRANT. 1851 00:56:54,578 --> 00:56:56,372 LET'S GO, Y'ALL! 1852 00:56:56,412 --> 00:56:58,414 - SEE, SOME OF Y'ALL 1853 00:56:56,412 --> 00:56:58,414 AIN'T GONNA LAUGH TONIGHT 1854 00:56:58,456 --> 00:57:01,043 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T 1855 00:56:58,456 --> 00:57:01,043 GOT YOUR SPIRIT RIGHT. 1856 00:57:01,085 --> 00:57:02,878 SO, HAVE FUN TONIGHT, 1857 00:57:01,085 --> 00:57:02,878 BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW 1858 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,005 IF YOU GONNA BE HERE 1859 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,005 TOMORROW, NIGGA. 1860 00:57:05,047 --> 00:57:07,799 ALL RIGHT? 1861 00:57:05,047 --> 00:57:07,799 THIS IS YOUR NIGHT. 1862 00:57:07,841 --> 00:57:09,093 [cheers and applause] 1863 00:57:09,134 --> 00:57:12,054 THIS BROTHER RIGHT HERE 1864 00:57:09,134 --> 00:57:12,054 IS FROM DAYTON, OHIO, 1865 00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:14,514 WHERE KATT 1866 00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:14,514 WILLIAMS IS FROM. 1867 00:57:14,556 --> 00:57:15,974 HE'S FUNNY AS HELL. 1868 00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:18,643 GIVE IT UP FOR MY MAN 1869 00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:18,643 {\an1}MR. CLAYTON PERKINS, Y'ALL. 1870 00:57:18,685 --> 00:57:19,937 LET'S GO, 1871 00:57:18,685 --> 00:57:19,937 LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 1872 00:57:19,978 --> 00:57:22,064 - Y'ALL READY TO SEE KATT? 1873 00:57:22,106 --> 00:57:23,648 [crowd cheers] 1874 00:57:23,690 --> 00:57:26,151 WELL, YOU GOT ME NOW, 1875 00:57:23,690 --> 00:57:26,151 MOTHERFUCKERS. 1876 00:57:26,193 --> 00:57:27,903 YEAH, I WAS GEEKED 1877 00:57:26,193 --> 00:57:27,903 TO GET THIS MOTHERFUCKER. 1878 00:57:27,945 --> 00:57:29,571 I CALLED EVERYBODY I KNOW. 1879 00:57:27,945 --> 00:57:29,571 I EVEN CALLED MY GIRL. 1880 00:57:29,613 --> 00:57:30,948 I GOT TO BEAT BOXIN' 1881 00:57:29,613 --> 00:57:30,948 THAT SHIT. 1882 00:57:30,989 --> 00:57:32,741 "BABY, YOU AIN'T GONNA 1883 00:57:30,989 --> 00:57:32,741 BELIEVE THIS SHIT. 1884 00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:36,912 {\an1}I GOT A MOTHERFUCKING JOB." 1885 00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:36,912 [beat boxing] 1886 00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:40,124 "A, A--A JOB." 1887 00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:40,124 [beat boxing] 1888 00:57:40,165 --> 00:57:41,541 THAT BITCH IS LIKE, 1889 00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:42,918 "GOOD, NIGGA, NOW YOU CAN 1890 00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:42,918 HELP ME WITH THAT RENT." 1891 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,754 [beat boxing] 1892 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,754 "RENT, RENT, RENT, RENT." 1893 00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:47,214 [cheers and applauses] 1894 00:57:47,256 --> 00:57:50,550 {\an1}- [laughs] KEEP THAT ENERGY-- 1895 00:57:47,256 --> 00:57:50,550 THAT SAME ENERGY GOING. 1896 00:57:50,592 --> 00:57:54,096 {\an1}Y'ALL GIVE IT UP FOR MY GIRL, 1897 00:57:50,592 --> 00:57:54,096 CHAUNTE WAYANS. 1898 00:57:54,138 --> 00:57:56,765 {\an1}- THAT'S RIGHT. Y'ALL LOOKING 1899 00:57:54,138 --> 00:57:56,765 REAL CONFUSED RIGHT NOW. 1900 00:57:56,807 --> 00:58:00,602 LIKE, "WHO IS THIS 1901 00:57:56,807 --> 00:58:00,602 DUDE WITH TITTIES?" 1902 00:58:00,644 --> 00:58:01,603 THIS IS A REAL QUICK 1903 00:58:00,644 --> 00:58:01,603 ANNOUNCEMENT 1904 00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:02,896 TO UNATTRACTIVE GIRLS-- 1905 00:58:02,938 --> 00:58:05,441 IF YOU ARE UGLY 1906 00:58:02,938 --> 00:58:05,441 IN THE STRAIGHT WORLD, 1907 00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:06,775 TEN TIMES OUT OF TEN, 1908 00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:10,988 YOU'RE GONNA BE UGLY 1909 00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:10,988 IN THE GAY WORLD. 1910 00:58:11,029 --> 00:58:13,949 ALL RIGHT? SO... 1911 00:58:11,029 --> 00:58:13,949 [chuckles] 1912 00:58:13,991 --> 00:58:15,784 DON'T TRY TO COME 1913 00:58:13,991 --> 00:58:15,784 TO THE GAY LIFE 1914 00:58:15,826 --> 00:58:17,995 LIKE NIGGAS 1915 00:58:15,826 --> 00:58:17,995 AIN'T TREATING YOU SHIT 1916 00:58:18,036 --> 00:58:21,539 'CAUSE WE WON'T 1917 00:58:18,036 --> 00:58:21,539 EITHER, OKAY? 1918 00:58:21,581 --> 00:58:25,919 {\an1}- IF YOU AIN'T LAUGHING YET, 1919 00:58:21,581 --> 00:58:25,919 YOU JUST STUPID. 1920 00:58:25,961 --> 00:58:28,588 THIS FEMALE RIGHT HERE 1921 00:58:25,961 --> 00:58:28,588 IS FROM ALABAMA-- 1922 00:58:28,630 --> 00:58:30,882 MOBILE, ALABAMA. 1923 00:58:30,924 --> 00:58:34,511 BY WAY OF MOBILE, ALABAMA. 1924 00:58:34,552 --> 00:58:37,055 I LOVE HER TO DEATH, MAN, 1925 00:58:34,552 --> 00:58:37,055 KATT LOVE HER TO DEATH. 1926 00:58:37,097 --> 00:58:40,267 {\an1}Y'ALL GIVE IT UP FOR MY GIRL 1927 00:58:37,097 --> 00:58:40,267 ASHIMA FRANKLIN, Y'ALL. 1928 00:58:40,309 --> 00:58:42,102 Y'ALL GIVE IT UP 1929 00:58:40,309 --> 00:58:42,102 {\an1}FOR ASHIMA FRANKLIN, Y'ALL. 1930 00:58:42,144 --> 00:58:43,728 LET'S GO, LET'S GO! 1931 00:58:43,770 --> 00:58:45,105 - SHOUT OUT 1932 00:58:43,770 --> 00:58:45,105 TO ALL THE LADIES IN HERE 1933 00:58:45,147 --> 00:58:47,107 {\an1}WHO SUCKING DICK RIGHT HERE, 1934 00:58:45,147 --> 00:58:47,107 ANY LADIES SUCKING DICK? 1935 00:58:47,149 --> 00:58:48,817 [cheers] 1936 00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:50,902 OH, SHIT. 1937 00:58:50,944 --> 00:58:53,697 {\an1}AIN'T NOBODY ON THE FRONT ROW, 1938 00:58:50,944 --> 00:58:53,697 PLAYER. 1939 00:58:53,738 --> 00:58:55,824 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? 1940 00:58:55,866 --> 00:58:57,617 HEY, YOU GOT A WHITE GIRL, 1941 00:58:57,659 --> 00:58:58,910 AND SHE AIN'T 1942 00:58:57,659 --> 00:58:58,910 SUCKING YOUR DICK, NIGGA? 1943 00:58:58,952 --> 00:59:00,871 WHAT THE FUCK? 1944 00:59:00,912 --> 00:59:02,498 NIGGA, KILL YOURSELF. 1945 00:59:02,539 --> 00:59:04,291 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON 1946 00:59:02,539 --> 00:59:04,291 WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKER? 1947 00:59:04,333 --> 00:59:08,253 YOU GOT A WHITE GIRL ON 1948 00:59:04,333 --> 00:59:08,253 {\an1}THE FRONT ROW AT KATT WILLIAMS? 1949 00:59:08,295 --> 00:59:10,255 {\an1}MAN, MARTIN LUTHER KING DIED 1950 00:59:08,295 --> 00:59:10,255 FOR NOTHING, NIGGA. 1951 00:59:10,297 --> 00:59:12,090 YOU GET YOUR GODDAMN ASS 1952 00:59:10,297 --> 00:59:12,090 ON UP OUT OF HERE. 1953 00:59:12,132 --> 00:59:14,885 {\an1}- THIS MY MAN RIGHT HERE, MAN. 1954 00:59:12,132 --> 00:59:14,885 HE'S SIGNATURE, DOG. 1955 00:59:14,926 --> 00:59:18,013 HE A TWO-TIME 1956 00:59:14,926 --> 00:59:18,013 DEF COMEDY JAM ALL STAR, 1957 00:59:18,055 --> 00:59:20,682 AND HE IS HILARIOUS, 1958 00:59:18,055 --> 00:59:20,682 RIPPING THIS BITCH UP. 1959 00:59:20,724 --> 00:59:23,018 {\an1}Y'ALL GIVE IT UP FOR MY MAN, 1960 00:59:20,724 --> 00:59:23,018 MR. WIL SYLVINCE, Y'ALL. 1961 00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:24,644 Y'ALL GIVE IT UP 1962 00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:24,644 FOR WIL SYLVINCE. 1963 00:59:24,686 --> 00:59:26,313 LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 1964 00:59:26,355 --> 00:59:30,734 - THE WORST SEAT IN COACH 1965 00:59:26,355 --> 00:59:30,734 {\an1}IS THAT MIDDLE SEAT, ISN'T IT? 1966 00:59:30,775 --> 00:59:34,905 [laughter] 1967 00:59:37,074 --> 00:59:38,783 {\an1}LOOK AT THIS, YOU GOTTA SIT 1968 00:59:37,074 --> 00:59:38,783 {\an1}LIKE A GAY PERSON IN COACH. 1969 00:59:38,825 --> 00:59:40,160 LOOK AT THIS SHIT. 1970 00:59:40,202 --> 00:59:43,330 I'M A THUG. 1971 00:59:40,202 --> 00:59:43,330 {\an1}I DONE SHOT SIX MOTHERFUCKERS. 1972 00:59:43,372 --> 00:59:45,165 LOOK AT... 1973 00:59:45,207 --> 00:59:47,209 [laughter] 1974 00:59:47,251 --> 00:59:49,086 - THIS IS MY HOMEGIRL. 1975 00:59:47,251 --> 00:59:49,086 SHE'S FUNNY AS SHIT. 1976 00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:50,921 SHE'S LIKE 1977 00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:50,921 THE MOTHER OF THE TOUR. 1978 00:59:50,962 --> 00:59:53,048 WANT YOU ALL TO KEEP 1979 00:59:50,962 --> 00:59:53,048 THE ENERGY GOING. 1980 00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:54,174 GIVE IT UP FOR MY HOMEGIRL 1981 00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:54,174 MS. PAT, Y'ALL. 1982 00:59:54,216 --> 00:59:55,800 LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 1983 00:59:55,842 --> 00:59:58,136 - ANYBODY MARRIED? 1984 00:59:55,842 --> 00:59:58,136 [cheers and applause] 1985 00:59:58,178 --> 00:59:59,888 I'M FOR REAL 1986 00:59:58,178 --> 00:59:59,888 ABOUT MY MARRIAGE. 1987 00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:01,181 I JUST GET IN THE BED, 1988 00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:01,181 AND I BE LIKE, 1989 01:00:01,223 --> 01:00:02,766 "BABY, YOU WANT 1990 01:00:01,223 --> 01:00:02,766 SOME PUSSY?" 1991 01:00:02,807 --> 01:00:04,893 [laughter] 1992 01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:06,895 'CAUSE IF YOU WANT IT, 1993 01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:06,895 I'LL WASH IT. 1994 01:00:06,937 --> 01:00:11,733 [laughter] 1995 01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:15,362 {\an1}- MY HAIR WAS PROBABLY THE MOST 1996 01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:15,362 {\an1}MAGNIFICENT IT'S EVER BEEN, 1997 01:00:15,404 --> 01:00:18,073 AND I REALLY LOOKED LIKE 1998 01:00:15,404 --> 01:00:18,073 THE MAYOR OF WHOVILLE. 1999 01:00:18,115 --> 01:00:20,284 MY WHITE FRIENDS 2000 01:00:18,115 --> 01:00:20,284 WILL APPRECIATE IT. 2001 01:00:20,325 --> 01:00:23,412 LONG LIVE THE GRINCH. 2002 01:00:20,325 --> 01:00:23,412 [laughter]