1 00:00:35,686 --> 00:00:38,109 No feet! 2 00:00:39,731 --> 00:00:41,404 No! No! 3 00:00:41,525 --> 00:00:43,573 - No! Not the hair! - Yes. 4 00:00:43,694 --> 00:00:45,913 - Not the - Frances! - Ow! 5 00:01:05,716 --> 00:01:08,970 I tried to make a frittata, but it's really more of a scramble. 6 00:01:09,094 --> 00:01:10,892 This is interesting. 7 00:01:11,013 --> 00:01:13,391 “To praise a work of literature by calling it sincere... 8 00:01:13,515 --> 00:01:16,894 is now at best a way of saying that, although it may be given... 9 00:01:17,019 --> 00:01:18,942 no aesthetic or intellectual admiration -” 10 00:01:26,612 --> 00:01:28,785 I wouldn't eat a domesticated dog. 11 00:01:28,906 --> 00:01:31,125 You say that just because they're cute. 12 00:01:51,637 --> 00:01:54,140 Don't be stupid. 13 00:01:54,264 --> 00:01:56,687 I should sleep in my own bed. 14 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,102 Why? 15 00:01:58,227 --> 00:02:00,525 Because I bought it. 16 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:02,610 Stay. 17 00:02:02,731 --> 00:02:04,699 But take off your socks. 18 00:02:16,119 --> 00:02:18,872 - It's hairless? - No, it has fine, curly hair. 19 00:02:18,997 --> 00:02:21,375 There's this house in Westchester - 20 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,385 the basement is all Cornish Rexes. 21 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:25,672 It smells awful. The top floor is Siamese cats. 22 00:02:25,796 --> 00:02:27,719 - I'm allergic to cats. - They're hypoallergenic. 23 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:30,384 - This is a special Frances kitty. - Oh. Who knew? 24 00:02:30,509 --> 00:02:34,059 This one's the runt, which is cheaper, but I think it's the best one anyway. 25 00:02:34,179 --> 00:02:36,022 I figure one runt and one regular. 26 00:02:36,139 --> 00:02:38,267 I put a hundred-dollar down payment on each cat. 27 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:41,271 Well, 80 for the runt and a hundred for the other one. 28 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:43,210 Why not just get one cat? 29 00:02:43,211 --> 00:02:45,025 A cat needs a buddy. If you get one, you need two. 30 00:02:45,148 --> 00:02:48,197 I'll give you $200 to get no cats. 31 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:51,864 So who will take care of them if you go away? 32 00:02:51,989 --> 00:02:53,912 I thought we could get 'em together. 33 00:02:54,074 --> 00:02:57,078 And move them back and forth between our apartments? 34 00:02:57,244 --> 00:02:59,497 No. I thought maybe... 35 00:02:59,621 --> 00:03:01,840 you could move in with me. 36 00:03:03,041 --> 00:03:06,261 Oh. Wow. 37 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:08,548 - Do you want to move in with me? - Yeah. 38 00:03:08,672 --> 00:03:11,551 Yes. I mean, I do have this other thing. 39 00:03:11,675 --> 00:03:14,394 - What other thing? - Well, I don't know. 40 00:03:14,511 --> 00:03:16,889 I promised Sophie I'd stay through the lease... 41 00:03:17,014 --> 00:03:19,016 and she'll probably want to renew it. 42 00:03:22,394 --> 00:03:25,193 Is that bad? I'm sorry. I feel bad. 43 00:03:25,314 --> 00:03:28,739 - Can't she find someone else? - Yeah, but it's my friend. 44 00:03:28,859 --> 00:03:31,908 - Uh-huh. - I want to move in with you. - Okay. 45 00:03:32,029 --> 00:03:34,748 - I feel bad. - Don't feel bad. Forget it. 46 00:03:34,865 --> 00:03:37,334 - No. What? - Nothing. 47 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:40,455 - You're mad. - I'm not mad. I'm disappointed. 48 00:03:40,579 --> 00:03:43,298 - I feel bad. - Stop feeling bad. 49 00:03:43,415 --> 00:03:45,918 Frances, I asked you to move in. You said no. 50 00:03:46,043 --> 00:03:48,637 - But I can't. - You can. You don't want to. 51 00:03:52,090 --> 00:03:54,309 - Who is it? - I don't have to get it. 52 00:03:54,426 --> 00:03:57,147 - Who is it? - Sophie. I'll call her later. - Just pick up the phone. 53 00:03:57,220 --> 00:03:59,188 - Are you sure? - Answer it. 54 00:04:00,766 --> 00:04:02,609 Yo, girl! What's up? 55 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:06,484 Hey, where are you? 56 00:04:06,605 --> 00:04:08,949 I can't come. 57 00:04:09,066 --> 00:04:10,909 Are you drunk? 58 00:04:11,026 --> 00:04:13,199 I love you! 59 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:16,870 Ahh! Dumpling House! 60 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:19,834 I can't really talk right now. 61 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:22,963 Okay. I love you. 62 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:24,832 Okay. 63 00:04:24,956 --> 00:04:26,924 I love you. 64 00:04:30,045 --> 00:04:32,093 She's with these guys... 65 00:04:32,214 --> 00:04:34,933 Benji and Lev, at a party in Chinatown. 66 00:04:35,050 --> 00:04:37,724 They're drunk. 67 00:04:37,844 --> 00:04:40,017 I don't know. 68 00:04:40,138 --> 00:04:42,641 Maybe this isn't working. 69 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:45,852 - I'm sorry. - Me too.. 70 00:04:58,156 --> 00:05:00,705 Maybe - No, never mind. 71 00:05:00,826 --> 00:05:03,625 - What? - I want to pay you for the cats. 72 00:05:03,745 --> 00:05:06,123 I'm not gonna take money from you... 73 00:05:06,248 --> 00:05:08,626 but I am going to get the cats anyway. 74 00:05:08,750 --> 00:05:11,094 But then you're gonna be a single guy with two cats. 75 00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:12,758 Why would I be single? 76 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:15,223 - With two cats. - No, I know. 77 00:05:15,340 --> 00:05:18,514 I mean, why would I be single? 78 00:05:18,635 --> 00:05:20,558 I don't know. 79 00:05:20,679 --> 00:05:23,432 I thought you said that this isn't working. 80 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:29,734 I mean, if we don't move in together. If we can't move in together. 81 00:05:29,855 --> 00:05:31,448 We can move in together. 82 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:33,738 I don't know that I believe anything I'm saying. 83 00:05:33,859 --> 00:05:35,406 Uh-huh. 84 00:05:38,363 --> 00:05:40,957 This hasn't been great for a while. 85 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:44,874 “This hasn't been great for a while.” 86 00:05:44,995 --> 00:05:48,090 This has not been - 87 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:53,675 - Where are you going? - Home, I guess. 88 00:05:53,795 --> 00:05:57,174 I'm really... tired. 89 00:05:57,299 --> 00:05:59,427 I'm always so tired. 90 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:02,679 Let's move in together. 91 00:06:16,401 --> 00:06:18,119 Hi! 92 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:24,292 You're crazy. You know Lev? 93 00:06:24,409 --> 00:06:25,501 Yes. 94 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:28,088 - And Benji? - Hi. 95 00:06:28,205 --> 00:06:30,503 I can't get interested in art or books... 96 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:33,173 or movies about animals. 97 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:37,639 The animals have to talk or be at war for me to be interested. 98 00:06:49,059 --> 00:06:51,312 Don't hit the third rail. 99 00:06:53,230 --> 00:06:54,982 Shit! 100 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:57,071 The F's not running. 101 00:07:11,790 --> 00:07:14,714 - I want a sip. - Do you want your own? 102 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:16,587 I want a sip. 103 00:07:18,380 --> 00:07:20,553 The coffee people are right. 104 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:25,180 We are like a lesbian couple that doesn't have sex anymore. 105 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:28,189 - Wait. Come back. - Don't pick at your face. 106 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:30,350 I don't like smoking alone. 107 00:07:34,646 --> 00:07:37,866 Me and Dan don't have sex anymore. 108 00:07:38,024 --> 00:07:39,992 Didn't have sex anymore. 109 00:07:40,110 --> 00:07:42,112 Yeah, that's why you broke up. 110 00:07:42,237 --> 00:07:44,706 And if it happened, he would just - 111 00:07:44,823 --> 00:07:46,871 He only had one way he could finish. 112 00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:48,706 Oh, I hate that. 113 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:52,089 It was always with me facing flat on the bed from behind... 114 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:54,048 which just - 115 00:07:54,165 --> 00:07:56,543 everything that matters is covered up. 116 00:07:56,668 --> 00:07:59,387 - It's like with me and Patch. - Yo, Patchy! 117 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:01,924 'Sup, brah? 118 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:04,767 The way he always likes to come in my face. 119 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:07,388 Yeah. Classy. 120 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:10,478 He's the kind of guy who says, “I've gotta take a leak.” 121 00:08:10,599 --> 00:08:13,398 And wears predistressed baseball hats. 122 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:17,856 He's a nice guy - you know, for today. 123 00:08:17,981 --> 00:08:20,359 I should feel bad I went to that party. 124 00:08:20,483 --> 00:08:24,283 You deserved it. You just got out of relationship jail. 125 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:27,408 - I think Dan was an alcoholic. - He was. 126 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:32,121 He wasn't a real alcoholic... 127 00:08:34,164 --> 00:08:36,587 but sometimes he would have, like, 12 beers. 128 00:08:36,708 --> 00:08:38,961 - Hey. - What? 129 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:41,588 Lev is asking for your number. 130 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,428 Give it to him. 131 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:46,264 You did just break up with Dan. Today. 132 00:08:46,384 --> 00:08:48,136 Just do it. 133 00:08:53,016 --> 00:08:55,110 I love you, Sophie, even if you love... 134 00:08:55,226 --> 00:08:58,105 your phone that has e-mail more than you love me. 135 00:08:58,229 --> 00:09:01,028 My phone that has e-mail doesn't leave a casserole dish... 136 00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:03,072 in the sink for three days. 137 00:09:03,193 --> 00:09:05,662 What about that time you made a cake? 138 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:09,040 I love you too. 139 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:20,302 “Ahoy, sexy. Are you around this week? 140 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:23,635 Ahoy, sexy? 141 00:09:23,755 --> 00:09:25,849 That is actually very gay. 142 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:27,934 Am I nautically sensual? 143 00:09:29,511 --> 00:09:31,184 You're funny. 144 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:33,432 Lev didn't laugh at any of my jokes. 145 00:09:33,556 --> 00:09:35,479 You are so funny. 146 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:37,565 Should I text him back... 147 00:09:37,686 --> 00:09:39,654 “Starboard anal sex”? 148 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,450 No. 149 00:09:45,276 --> 00:09:47,324 Tell me the story of us. 150 00:09:47,445 --> 00:09:48,867 Again? 151 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,869 All right, Frances. 152 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,996 We are gonna take over the world. 153 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:58,836 You'll be this awesomely bitchy publishing mogul. 154 00:09:58,957 --> 00:10:01,176 And you'll be this famous modern dancer... 155 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,678 and I'll publish a really expensive book about you. 156 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:07,341 That d-bags we make fun of will put on their coffee tables. 157 00:10:07,465 --> 00:10:09,365 And we'll co-own a vacation apartment in Paris. 158 00:10:09,366 --> 00:10:11,265 And we'll have lovers. 159 00:10:11,386 --> 00:10:14,185 - And no children. - And we'll speak at college graduations. 160 00:10:14,305 --> 00:10:18,060 - And honorary degrees. - So many honorary degrees. 161 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:36,536 - Colleen? - Yeah. 162 00:10:36,661 --> 00:10:38,379 What time's rehearsal? 163 00:10:38,496 --> 00:10:40,715 It's 4:00. Don't forget to bring your shoes. 164 00:10:46,004 --> 00:10:48,257 - Hey. - Jesus! 165 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,054 Sorry. I'm here. 166 00:10:50,175 --> 00:10:53,805 I don't have time to talk. I'm doing the job of three people. 167 00:10:53,928 --> 00:10:55,726 But I can see you after rehearsal. 168 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,733 I read that article in the Times. You must be so happy. 169 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,941 Yeah, thanks. I forget I make my own work sometimes. 170 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,439 Bu! Thanks. 171 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:07,238 - I usually hate that woman's writing. - Right. Thank you, Frances. 172 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:11,246 Actually, I had a couple of questions. I'm trying to be proactive about my life. 173 00:11:11,362 --> 00:11:14,115 Ah. Well, I might have some studio space available... 174 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,163 if you want to play with some choreography. 175 00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:18,286 Uh, no, I was wondering if there were... 176 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,789 any more classes at the school I could teach. 177 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:22,962 I'm a little - I'm kind of broke. 178 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,586 I'll check, but I'm all full up, I think. 179 00:11:25,710 --> 00:11:28,759 I thought so. I'm just proud of myself for asking. 180 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:31,010 I'll probably be able to use you and some of 181 00:11:31,011 --> 00:11:33,098 the other apprentices for the Christmas show. 182 00:11:33,218 --> 00:11:36,017 - I mean, that's something. - That's great. 183 00:11:36,137 --> 00:11:39,016 I just wanted to say I really look up to you... 184 00:11:39,140 --> 00:11:41,234 and I just - I think you're great. 185 00:11:41,351 --> 00:11:43,774 A beat-up old dancer doing paperwork? 186 00:11:45,897 --> 00:11:48,696 I really need to do all this paperwork now. 187 00:11:48,817 --> 00:11:50,945 I'm running rehearsal today, so I'll see you there. 188 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:52,112 - Bye. - Bye. 189 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:55,452 And then he was like, Rachel, you are cold and mean. 190 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,492 And I was like, “Fuck... 191 00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:59,494 that really hurt my feelings.” 192 00:12:03,039 --> 00:12:05,337 And up over the head. 193 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,803 Boom. Perfect. Over and... shoulder: 194 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:13,847 Boom, boom, boom. That was great. 195 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:17,187 Face each other. Look at each other. 196 00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:19,601 Wrap the head around. 197 00:12:19,722 --> 00:12:21,645 That's nice. That's nice. 198 00:12:21,766 --> 00:12:23,643 Move it around. 199 00:12:23,768 --> 00:12:25,770 That's good, Rachel. That's night. 200 00:12:25,895 --> 00:12:29,195 - All night. Understudies, out. 201 00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:32,114 Understudies, out. Out. 202 00:12:32,235 --> 00:12:34,954 All right. Good. Take it from the beginning. 203 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,834 Plié and straighten... 204 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:42,246 and plié and straighten... 205 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:44,498 and relevé and down. 206 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:47,383 And relevé all the way up and turn... 207 00:12:48,585 --> 00:12:50,508 to the other side... 208 00:12:50,628 --> 00:12:52,505 and all the way down. 209 00:12:52,630 --> 00:12:55,349 And now we have the other foot in front. 210 00:12:55,466 --> 00:13:00,097 And plié and straighten and plié - 211 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:17,744 - Ahoy, sew! - Ahoy, sexy! 212 00:13:35,298 --> 00:13:39,098 - There's no service. - Sometimes there is for a second. 213 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,347 What is going on with that phone, lady? 214 00:13:42,639 --> 00:13:46,234 I didn't want to do it without knowing it was okay with you first. 215 00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:48,065 Do what? 216 00:13:48,066 --> 00:13:49,737 I want to move into this apartment with Lisa. 217 00:13:49,854 --> 00:13:52,824 It's this great apartment in Tribeca, which is what I've always wanted... 218 00:13:52,941 --> 00:13:56,115 but I don't want to do it if it's not okay with you. 219 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:58,364 - Oh. - They need to know by tomorrow... 220 00:13:58,488 --> 00:14:01,162 so I kind of need to say something today. 221 00:14:01,282 --> 00:14:03,080 Who have you been e-mailing? 222 00:14:03,201 --> 00:14:05,329 My parents, for help with the broker's fee. 223 00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:07,581 - You have to pay our rent. - I know. 224 00:14:07,705 --> 00:14:10,003 I'll pay till the end of the lease. 225 00:14:10,124 --> 00:14:13,799 You know, there's only another two months anyway. 226 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:17,515 Are you okay with it? I really don't want to do it if you're not. 227 00:14:17,632 --> 00:14:21,432 - I thought we were gonna renew our lease. - Yeah, but we never talked about it. 228 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:24,222 - I could've moved in with Dan. - Not if you broke up. 229 00:14:24,347 --> 00:14:26,600 - That's why we broke up. - Really? 230 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,393 No. 231 00:14:28,518 --> 00:14:32,364 It's literally on my favorite street. Lisa said it was too good to pass up. 232 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,574 - You hate Lisa. - She's okay. 233 00:14:34,691 --> 00:14:36,989 - We make fun of her. - We're both really clean. 234 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,657 I'm busy. 235 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:41,156 - I wish it was gonna be with you. - Yeah. 236 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:43,454 - But Lisa found the place. - Right. 237 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:46,335 Does this train go to DeKalb? 238 00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:49,296 We could always look for a place together, if you want. 239 00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:51,674 But it's really hard to find stuff in Tribeca. 240 00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:53,759 I can't afford Tribeca. 241 00:14:53,876 --> 00:14:58,382 I'm not leaving you. I'm just moving neighborhoods. 242 00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:00,725 What are you doing? 243 00:15:00,842 --> 00:15:04,472 I put my ring on my thumb, and I'm having trouble getting it off. 244 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,356 Hold your hand above your head. It'll drain the blood out. 245 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:11,857 I look like I'm asking a question. 246 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,562 Ow! Fuck! Fuck! 247 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:49,398 We bought the kettle together, remember? 248 00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:52,439 At the Mexican superstore? Jesus! 249 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,779 Bring it back! Or buy me another kettle! 250 00:16:22,465 --> 00:16:27,437 Hi. I just - I just got a tax rebate. Do you want to go to dinner? 251 00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,976 This is me in the locker room with the Knicks. 252 00:16:30,098 --> 00:16:32,271 - Wow. - Sophie said you liked basketball. 253 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,065 That was just one time. 254 00:16:34,185 --> 00:16:36,062 Oh, crazy. 255 00:16:36,187 --> 00:16:39,987 Oh, yeah. I was goofing around with this vintage Triumph I think I'm gonna buy. 256 00:16:40,108 --> 00:16:42,736 - Motorcycles are so loud. - What? 257 00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:44,986 You can't listen to music when you're on a motorcycle. 258 00:16:44,987 --> 00:16:46,864 But you're on a motorcycle. 259 00:16:46,989 --> 00:16:49,583 - This is me with Jay Leno. - He's such a dick. 260 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,495 I know, but don't you just love him? 261 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,338 - Oh! - No. 262 00:16:54,455 --> 00:16:55,672 - Yes. - No. 263 00:16:55,790 --> 00:16:57,542 Ye-No. Yes. 264 00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:59,669 I'm the one with the tax rebate. 265 00:16:59,794 --> 00:17:04,090 - Can I take it? - Uh - Uh - Uh- Fine. 266 00:17:04,215 --> 00:17:06,809 Just because you bought dinner doesn't mean I'm gonna sleep with you. 267 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:09,099 I'm not trying to sleep with you. 268 00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:11,223 No, I was pretending to be a liberated woman. 269 00:17:11,224 --> 00:17:13,225 Oh. I got it. 270 00:17:13,349 --> 00:17:16,694 Thanks for paying. That was very sweet. You're a lady. 271 00:17:17,979 --> 00:17:20,107 Sorry, but the card didn't go through. 272 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:23,527 - Do you have another card you want to try? - Oh, shit. Sorry. 273 00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:27,622 - This is a debit card. - Only credit cards or cash. 274 00:17:27,738 --> 00:17:29,115 Okay- 275 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,580 I'm so embarrassed. I'm not a real person yet. 276 00:17:31,701 --> 00:17:33,294 - I got it. - No, no. No. 277 00:17:33,411 --> 00:17:36,130 I'm just gonna go run and get some cash. 278 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,806 - Where's your ATM? - No ATM. Not working. 279 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:53,143 Is there an ATM that way? 280 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,308 That way? Okay. 281 00:18:32,428 --> 00:18:34,806 All right. I'll ask her. I'll let you know. 282 00:18:34,931 --> 00:18:36,933 Okay, man. See you. 283 00:18:37,058 --> 00:18:40,028 Sorry, that was Benji. My Sophie. 284 00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:42,109 You go to Switzerland? 285 00:18:42,230 --> 00:18:44,528 Have I been to Switzerland? No. 286 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:48,528 No. I mean, did you go to - Where were you? 287 00:18:48,653 --> 00:18:52,533 Oh, I - It took me so long to find the - 288 00:18:52,657 --> 00:18:55,627 What the fuck'? You're bleeding. 289 00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:57,871 What? Oh! 290 00:18:57,995 --> 00:19:00,919 - I c-I can't find it. - It's somewhere on your arm. 291 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,259 I - Oh, shit! Sorry. 292 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,128 Don't apologize to me. 293 00:19:05,253 --> 00:19:09,223 Oh, damn it. Let me - No, no. One second. 294 00:19:09,340 --> 00:19:11,638 I'm gonna go... use the bathroom. 295 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:16,602 - This place is pretty awesome. - Thank you. 296 00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:19,475 - You're welcome. - I'm a first responder. 297 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,604 - Ah. You didn't have to do that. - You're injured. 298 00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:25,322 I know, but I'm fine. 299 00:19:25,439 --> 00:19:28,784 - There. - Like a Boy Scout. 300 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:32,405 Sophie makes fun of me because I can't account for my bruises. 301 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:35,246 - We're not living together anymore. - Really? 302 00:19:35,366 --> 00:19:37,789 Yeah. I'm gonna have to find a new place. 303 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:41,756 I can't afford to stay there alone. I was thinking Washington Heights. 304 00:19:41,872 --> 00:19:45,251 The chick in the little room might be moving to Portland next month. 305 00:19:45,376 --> 00:19:47,299 Oh. That's good to know. 306 00:19:49,005 --> 00:19:51,303 You smoke inside? 307 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:54,052 - Yeah. Don't you? - No. 308 00:19:54,176 --> 00:19:55,974 - Want to? - Yeah. 309 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:04,111 This makes me feel like a bad mother in 1987. 310 00:20:04,228 --> 00:20:05,980 You want to see my room? 311 00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:07,402 Oh! 312 00:20:07,523 --> 00:20:10,026 - Is this your family? - Nope. 313 00:20:10,151 --> 00:20:12,279 Yo, check it. Vintage lenser. 314 00:20:18,743 --> 00:20:20,211 Eh! 315 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,878 Here we are. 316 00:20:24,999 --> 00:20:26,922 Oh, my God. This is amazing. 317 00:20:27,043 --> 00:20:30,297 - Lev? Honey, you home? - Oh, Benji's home. 318 00:20:30,421 --> 00:20:32,298 So do you do it professionally? 319 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:34,638 Yes. Well I mean, I'm an apprentice... 320 00:20:34,759 --> 00:20:37,228 but it is a professional dance company. 321 00:20:37,345 --> 00:20:40,940 Oh. I love dance. I dated a dancer in high school... 322 00:20:41,057 --> 00:20:44,152 and her teacher said I could've really had a future in it. 323 00:20:44,268 --> 00:20:46,145 You liar. He's a liar. 324 00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:49,156 No, I'm not. Ask anyone from school. 325 00:20:49,273 --> 00:20:51,617 No, I really love to dance. 326 00:20:51,734 --> 00:20:54,613 It's pretty great. I mean, it's a hard world, but - 327 00:20:54,737 --> 00:20:57,115 - Do us a dance. - I'd feel weird. 328 00:20:57,239 --> 00:20:59,162 Come on. Just one move. 329 00:21:00,451 --> 00:21:02,169 Uh... 330 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,002 That was great. 331 00:21:10,127 --> 00:21:12,505 You should be in this music video a friend is working on. 332 00:21:12,630 --> 00:21:16,225 - I'll hook you guys up. - You guys are like magic. 333 00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:18,640 Is Noodle Champion still open? I'm starving. 334 00:21:18,761 --> 00:21:22,891 - I don't think so. - All we have is - We have eggs. 335 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,143 I want something prepared... 336 00:21:25,267 --> 00:21:27,816 and brought to me. 337 00:21:27,937 --> 00:21:29,029 Wait. 338 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:43,707 - Bye. It was really good. - I'll call ya. We'll shoot some pigeons. 339 00:21:43,828 --> 00:21:46,172 - I'll let you know about my show. - Yes, please. 340 00:21:46,288 --> 00:21:48,256 - I love your hair. - Thank you. 341 00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:50,297 - Thanks for stopping by. - Bye. 342 00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:03,560 This is the best night I've had since Sophie dumped me. 343 00:22:06,934 --> 00:22:08,902 I should probably go. 344 00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:12,945 Make a left out of the building, take the first right. 345 00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:15,068 The F is on the other side of the bridge, on East Broadway. 346 00:22:15,069 --> 00:22:17,070 You'll see a 99-cent store. 347 00:22:17,194 --> 00:22:19,868 Okay. Yeah. 348 00:22:19,989 --> 00:22:21,582 I should go. 349 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,544 Is that chick really moving to Portland? 350 00:22:25,661 --> 00:22:29,416 - Yeah. - Before you go, do us another dance. 351 00:22:29,540 --> 00:22:31,167 Okay- 352 00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:59,450 I know when to go out... 353 00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:03,162 or when to stay in. 354 00:23:03,282 --> 00:23:05,410 Get things done. 355 00:23:45,908 --> 00:23:49,458 - What time you get in last night? - Late. Like 1:00. 356 00:23:49,578 --> 00:23:51,672 Why didn't you come in and say hi? 357 00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:53,959 I'm sorry. I thought you were asleep. 358 00:23:54,083 --> 00:23:56,051 I wasn't asleep. I heard you come in. 359 00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:58,512 Then you knew what time I got in? 360 00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:02,221 I'm working on some sample skits for Saturday Night Live. 361 00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:05,220 A producer said I could probably get a job writing for them. 362 00:24:05,344 --> 00:24:07,346 - Cool. - Such a lie. 363 00:24:07,513 --> 00:24:09,356 - Guys, this is Nessa. - Hey. 364 00:24:09,473 --> 00:24:11,567 Hello. I'm Frances. 365 00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:15,359 Lev and I were gonna make bacon-egg bagels. You want some? 366 00:24:15,479 --> 00:24:18,653 Oh, no. Thanks, though. I wanted to go to the Met... 367 00:24:18,774 --> 00:24:21,948 and I have to deposit this check and drop off my laundry. 368 00:24:22,069 --> 00:24:24,071 A whole Sunday planned. 369 00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:26,244 - Ever ridden on a motorcycle? - Once. 370 00:24:26,365 --> 00:24:28,584 It's an '85 Honda Shadow VT700. 371 00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:30,999 - Are you impressed? - Very. Mm-hmm. 372 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,464 So why do you want to live together? 373 00:24:33,581 --> 00:24:36,676 Well, I met Benji through my friend Sophie. 374 00:24:36,792 --> 00:24:39,011 - Where is Sophie these days? - Busy with work. 375 00:24:39,128 --> 00:24:40,596 - Which Sophie? - Sophie Levy. 376 00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:42,807 Get out! I fucked her little brother. 377 00:24:42,923 --> 00:24:44,675 Oh, you fucked Thomas. 378 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,768 - Yeah. - You fucked who? 379 00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:48,826 How do you know her? 380 00:24:48,827 --> 00:24:50,766 We went to college together, and we're the same person. 381 00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:52,932 - You're that Frances! - But we have different hair. 382 00:24:52,933 --> 00:24:55,027 That's what we say. Yeah, I'm that Frances. 383 00:24:55,144 --> 00:24:57,693 - She speaks so highly of you. - Well, we're best friends. 384 00:24:57,813 --> 00:24:59,861 She's been to my house for Christmas three times. 385 00:24:59,982 --> 00:25:02,150 - Why doesn't she go to her own house? - She's Jewish. 386 00:25:02,151 --> 00:25:04,870 - She was saying last week she loved you. - You saw her last week? 387 00:25:04,987 --> 00:25:06,785 When did you fuck her brother? 388 00:25:06,786 --> 00:25:08,582 Where were you guys? - I met you last night. 389 00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:12,120 - We were at that restaurant, Po. - Who were you fucking last week, Lev? 390 00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:14,042 Is that a good restaurant? 391 00:25:14,163 --> 00:25:17,758 Was she with - Who was she with? 392 00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:20,094 Me and Thomas and that guy she dates, Patch. 393 00:25:20,210 --> 00:25:22,929 - Double-date. - And some girl. Lena? 394 00:25:23,047 --> 00:25:26,267 - Lisa. Cunt. - Who were you fucking last week, Frances? 395 00:25:26,383 --> 00:25:29,478 - I make love. - Frances: Undateable. 396 00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:32,439 - Aren't you a lot older than Sophie? - No. We went to college together. 397 00:25:32,556 --> 00:25:35,776 - Hmm. You seem older. - I'm a couple months older. 398 00:25:35,893 --> 00:25:37,645 Like, a lot older... 399 00:25:37,770 --> 00:25:40,364 but less, like, grown up. 400 00:25:40,481 --> 00:25:42,825 It's weird. You have an older face. 401 00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:46,162 But, like, you don't have your shit together. 402 00:25:48,739 --> 00:25:51,583 Nessa can't come from sex. Only 69. 403 00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:53,327 That's a crazy helmet. 404 00:25:53,452 --> 00:25:56,171 Got to. Motorcycle law. Can you leave that rent check? 405 00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:59,292 Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll just put it on your desk. 406 00:25:59,416 --> 00:26:02,215 - 950, right? - Nope, 1,200. 407 00:26:02,336 --> 00:26:04,338 I don't, um - 408 00:26:04,463 --> 00:26:06,431 When I moved in, we said 950. 409 00:26:06,548 --> 00:26:09,552 Nope. The whole space is 4,000, but the little room's only 1,200. 410 00:26:09,677 --> 00:26:13,307 No, she's right. We said we could pay that much until she got more cash. 411 00:26:13,472 --> 00:26:15,392 Remember? Because when I do the Christmas show... 412 00:26:15,474 --> 00:26:17,522 I'll make more because I'll be doing ten shows a week. 413 00:26:17,523 --> 00:26:19,570 Oh, right. 414 00:26:19,687 --> 00:26:23,112 So we're good with 950'? That's okay? I'm really sorry. 415 00:26:23,232 --> 00:26:25,360 No prob. 416 00:26:25,484 --> 00:26:27,486 Catch you on the flip side. 417 00:26:28,904 --> 00:26:30,827 He leaves so easily. 418 00:26:30,948 --> 00:26:33,326 Well, transportation's his thing. 419 00:26:33,450 --> 00:26:37,171 Bike, skateboard. He has a car too. 420 00:26:37,287 --> 00:26:40,086 I can't even get out of the house on my feet. 421 00:26:41,875 --> 00:26:44,378 You know what Virginia Woolf book this reminds me of? 422 00:26:44,503 --> 00:26:46,505 Frances: Undateable. 423 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,888 Want to watch a mo vie? 424 00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:52,979 - Now? - Yeah. Let's do a movie afternoon. 425 00:26:53,095 --> 00:26:55,848 I already wasted the whole day. I already feel bad. 426 00:26:55,973 --> 00:26:58,192 I think it's a great day. 427 00:26:58,308 --> 00:27:01,357 I ate an egg bagel that Lev's slut made me. 428 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:04,569 I Internet-acquired three pairs of very rare Ray-Bans. 429 00:27:04,690 --> 00:27:07,318 I'm doing awesome. 430 00:27:07,443 --> 00:27:09,320 I thought we were both broke. 431 00:27:09,445 --> 00:27:12,164 I caved and finally took a loan from my stepdad. 432 00:27:12,281 --> 00:27:15,956 Bastard. I need a fucking job, though. 433 00:27:16,076 --> 00:27:18,920 - What about SNL? - Yeah, maybe. 434 00:27:19,038 --> 00:27:21,291 It's gone so downhill. 435 00:27:22,374 --> 00:27:24,547 Till then, it's after 3:00. 436 00:27:24,710 --> 00:27:27,179 I can drink. 437 00:27:27,296 --> 00:27:29,390 Let's do something fun. 438 00:27:29,506 --> 00:27:32,601 - We could go to a movie. - Movies are so expensive now. 439 00:27:32,718 --> 00:27:35,221 Yeah, but you're at the movies. 440 00:27:35,345 --> 00:27:38,189 I should be saving so I can pay full rent. 441 00:27:38,307 --> 00:27:40,480 Well, I'm not gonna force you. 442 00:27:40,601 --> 00:27:42,649 I have to work out, at least. 443 00:27:42,770 --> 00:27:45,523 I cannot get fat. 444 00:27:50,736 --> 00:27:52,659 Do I look old to you? 445 00:27:52,780 --> 00:27:55,283 No. Yes. 446 00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:58,251 - How old? - Older than I am? 447 00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:00,879 - Older than 27? - No. 448 00:28:00,996 --> 00:28:04,250 Twenty-seven is old, though. 449 00:28:18,847 --> 00:28:20,975 Isn't this place amazing? 450 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:23,444 - Is that an Eames chair? - Yeah. 451 00:28:23,602 --> 00:28:26,446 - Isn't this great? - Total rich-kid apartment. 452 00:28:26,605 --> 00:28:29,609 The boys just have good eyes. They find stuff all the time. 453 00:28:29,775 --> 00:28:31,823 Do you know who Lev Shapiro's Dad is? 454 00:28:31,944 --> 00:28:35,448 He doesn't get along with his Dad. Lev and Benji are artists. 455 00:28:35,572 --> 00:28:40,169 Exactly. The only people who can afford to be artists in New York are rich. 456 00:28:40,285 --> 00:28:42,333 I'm an artist. I'm not rich. 457 00:28:42,454 --> 00:28:44,331 You are rare. 458 00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:46,675 We need whiskeys. 459 00:28:46,792 --> 00:28:50,638 It's just, this apartment is very... aware of itself. 460 00:28:50,796 --> 00:28:54,346 Everyone who comes here loves it. I love it. 461 00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:56,844 The three of us are hilarious together. 462 00:28:56,969 --> 00:28:59,848 We're like a sitcom: My Two Husbands. 463 00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:03,272 Oh, that's great. I'm really happy for you, Frances. 464 00:29:03,392 --> 00:29:05,360 Thank you, Sophie. 465 00:29:06,937 --> 00:29:08,314 Ladies. 466 00:29:08,438 --> 00:29:10,611 Lev Shapiro, you know Sophie? 467 00:29:10,732 --> 00:29:14,157 Of course. Still beautiful. 468 00:29:14,319 --> 00:29:16,663 - How is the publishing business? - You know, not good. 469 00:29:16,780 --> 00:29:18,623 How's sculpture? 470 00:29:18,740 --> 00:29:20,868 Amazing-ng-ng. 471 00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:23,291 Oh. My boyfriend likes that artist you work for. 472 00:29:23,412 --> 00:29:27,337 - Tell your boyfriend he can talk to me if he wants to buy something. - I will. 473 00:29:27,457 --> 00:29:30,210 Are we buying art now? Is that the point we're at? 474 00:29:30,335 --> 00:29:33,509 - I need to get clean. Ladies. - Bye. 475 00:29:33,630 --> 00:29:37,555 - Lev would totally date you. - I have a boyfriend. 476 00:29:37,676 --> 00:29:39,519 But isn't he charming and so handsome? 477 00:29:39,636 --> 00:29:42,389 You could be over here all the time. It would be great. 478 00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:45,142 Then you wouldn't have to spend all that time with Lisa. 479 00:29:45,267 --> 00:29:49,067 - Right. I could fuck him just to not hang outwith Lisa. 480 00:29:49,188 --> 00:29:52,362 Don't mind me. I'm just trying to get your attention. 481 00:29:56,028 --> 00:29:59,407 How could you not want to date him? He's kind of magic. 482 00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:01,750 Because I'm with Patch. 483 00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:05,204 Patch is the kind of guy... 484 00:30:05,329 --> 00:30:07,548 who buys a black leather couch... 485 00:30:07,706 --> 00:30:10,050 and is like, “I love it.” 486 00:30:10,209 --> 00:30:13,804 - What are we doing with our day? - I got to get going around 5:00. 487 00:30:13,921 --> 00:30:16,424 - I thought we were hanging out. - We are. 488 00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:18,426 All day. 489 00:30:18,427 --> 00:30:20,303 I have plans with Patch tonight. I told you. 490 00:30:20,427 --> 00:30:23,977 - No, you didn't. - Yes, I did. I texted that to you. 491 00:30:24,097 --> 00:30:25,849 - No, you didn't. - Yes, I did. 492 00:30:25,974 --> 00:30:28,318 - Here. - We're not doing that. 493 00:30:28,435 --> 00:30:30,654 That's shitty. It's not court. 494 00:30:30,771 --> 00:30:33,320 - I did text you, though. - I believe you. 495 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,591 You don't have to believe me. I did text you. 496 00:30:35,592 --> 00:30:37,741 Want to see my room? 497 00:30:37,861 --> 00:30:41,240 I kind of have a crush on this boy, but his name is Georgie... 498 00:30:41,365 --> 00:30:43,834 so I don't really know how far it's gonna go. 499 00:30:43,951 --> 00:30:47,831 - Can't fuck a Georgie. - “I want you inside me, Georgie. 500 00:30:47,955 --> 00:30:50,333 - Have you been dating anyone? - Nope. 501 00:30:50,457 --> 00:30:52,380 - Oh, Frances. - It's fine. 502 00:30:52,501 --> 00:30:55,505 - What about Benji? - Benji thinks I'm undateable. 503 00:30:55,629 --> 00:30:59,099 It's really funny when he does it. You and I are both undateable. 504 00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:01,511 Guys can't handle us. We're gonna end up spinsters. 505 00:31:01,635 --> 00:31:04,263 You better break that to Patch. 506 00:31:04,388 --> 00:31:07,062 Boys are easier. Girls are passive-aggressive. 507 00:31:07,182 --> 00:31:10,061 Boys are just like, Clean up your shit. 508 00:31:10,185 --> 00:31:12,062 You're still messy. 509 00:31:14,064 --> 00:31:15,907 I've been busy. 510 00:31:16,024 --> 00:31:19,779 No, it wasn't a criticism. I meant it as a nice thing. 511 00:31:19,945 --> 00:31:21,993 You will always be messy, and you will always 512 00:31:21,994 --> 00:31:24,041 look at yourself too much in the mirror. 513 00:31:24,157 --> 00:31:28,082 - When did I look at myself in the mirror? - Always. You just were doing it. 514 00:31:28,203 --> 00:31:30,456 There are so many mirrors in this apartment. 515 00:31:30,580 --> 00:31:32,457 I don't want you to change. 516 00:31:32,582 --> 00:31:35,882 I like your clothes everywhere and your mirror thing. It's sweet. 517 00:31:36,003 --> 00:31:38,552 - You have stuff too. - What? 518 00:31:38,672 --> 00:31:41,050 You judge people who aren't as moderate as you are. 519 00:31:41,174 --> 00:31:43,802 - I do not. - You do, and you don't read. 520 00:31:43,927 --> 00:31:48,433 - Hey, bitches! - Benji! You're crazy! 521 00:31:52,102 --> 00:31:54,981 - Want to see my room? - Sure. 522 00:31:56,106 --> 00:31:58,700 - Hey, guys, this is Lindsay. - Hi. 523 00:32:07,492 --> 00:32:09,460 I wish we had cookies. 524 00:32:10,412 --> 00:32:12,335 I wish we had Chessmen. 525 00:32:50,619 --> 00:32:52,997 - Good show tonight. - You too. 526 00:32:53,121 --> 00:32:56,466 - You were beautiful tonight. - Thank you. 527 00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:58,256 - Hey. - Hi. Sorry. 528 00:32:58,377 --> 00:33:01,506 I'm so slow. I have trouble leaving places. 529 00:33:01,630 --> 00:33:03,177 You were great tonight. 530 00:33:03,298 --> 00:33:05,471 Thanks. 531 00:33:05,592 --> 00:33:07,435 Frances, I wanted to tell you... 532 00:33:07,552 --> 00:33:09,930 so you would have some days to process it: 533 00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:12,353 We won't be able to use you in the Christmas show. 534 00:33:12,474 --> 00:33:14,647 I'm really sorry. 535 00:33:14,768 --> 00:33:16,315 What? 536 00:33:16,436 --> 00:33:20,441 - I'm really sorry. You know what bad shape the company's in. - I know. 537 00:33:20,565 --> 00:33:23,034 We can talk about next steps when we're back in February. 538 00:33:24,569 --> 00:33:26,788 - Am I fired? - No. 539 00:33:26,905 --> 00:33:28,202 I just-I like you... 540 00:33:28,323 --> 00:33:31,748 and I want to talk about the future and make sure it's what you want. 541 00:33:31,868 --> 00:33:35,338 - I want to be in the company. - I know. 542 00:33:35,455 --> 00:33:37,958 Take your time. 543 00:33:38,083 --> 00:33:40,211 I will. I can't help it. 544 00:33:53,140 --> 00:33:55,563 Oh, my love! I'm so glad you're here! 545 00:33:55,684 --> 00:33:57,402 You were great. Really great. 546 00:33:57,519 --> 00:33:59,004 Could you see me? 547 00:33:59,005 --> 00:34:00,489 We were in the risers, so we could see to the back. 548 00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:03,950 - Who? - Sorry. Had to take a leak. 549 00:34:04,067 --> 00:34:06,490 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 550 00:34:08,155 --> 00:34:11,079 Shall we all go out for a quick drink? 551 00:34:11,199 --> 00:34:12,416 “A quick drink”? 552 00:34:12,534 --> 00:34:15,458 - Yeah, we have to get up early tomorrow. - Tomorrow's Saturday. 553 00:34:15,579 --> 00:34:18,423 We have to catch a flight. We're meeting my parents in the Galapagos. 554 00:34:18,540 --> 00:34:21,965 I haven't packed yet. You know me. 555 00:34:22,085 --> 00:34:24,804 - Last-minute Mabel. - Ronald Rule-follower. 556 00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:37,267 I want us to be family, you know? 557 00:34:37,392 --> 00:34:40,020 I can be part of your family, don't you think? 558 00:34:40,145 --> 00:34:42,739 Patch, I love you - I want to love you - 559 00:34:42,856 --> 00:34:44,699 but I need you to get drunk. 560 00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:46,614 - How are we doing? - Really good. 561 00:34:46,735 --> 00:34:50,831 We'll get a bottle of your most expensive vodka for the table... 562 00:34:50,989 --> 00:34:53,538 and then all of the stuff that comes with it. 563 00:34:53,658 --> 00:34:55,205 Very good. 564 00:34:56,369 --> 00:34:58,622 - Sophie. - Yes? 565 00:34:58,747 --> 00:35:00,875 - Come with me. - Where? - Bathroom. 566 00:35:00,999 --> 00:35:03,093 Really? We're still doing this? 567 00:35:03,210 --> 00:35:05,713 Patch, you got this, money-wise? 568 00:35:05,837 --> 00:35:07,339 Yep. 569 00:35:10,342 --> 00:35:12,891 I was lying. I don't love Patch. 570 00:35:13,011 --> 00:35:15,855 - I do love him. - Since when? When did this happen? 571 00:35:16,014 --> 00:35:19,268 - It's been happening. - That's fucking bullshit. Come on! 572 00:35:19,392 --> 00:35:22,771 No, you're bullshit. And you're making me feel really bad right now. 573 00:35:22,896 --> 00:35:26,776 - I want to love him if you love him, but you don't love him. - I do. 574 00:35:26,900 --> 00:35:29,028 Sophie, I fucking held your head while you cried. 575 00:35:29,152 --> 00:35:32,201 I bought special milk for you. I know where you hide your pills. 576 00:35:32,364 --> 00:35:33,957 Don't treat me like a three-hour-brunch friend! 577 00:35:34,074 --> 00:35:36,702 I'm not talking to you while you're like this. 578 00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:41,294 - We have to go. - I'm going. 579 00:35:41,414 --> 00:35:44,042 - We can stay if you want. - Come on, get your stuff. 580 00:35:44,167 --> 00:35:46,636 I'm going. You fucking sit down! 581 00:35:48,296 --> 00:35:50,765 Enjoy the Galapagos. 582 00:35:50,882 --> 00:35:53,806 I'm also going on vacation. A long one. 583 00:35:53,927 --> 00:35:56,350 I'll set up my e-mail so it sends out a vacation e-mail. 584 00:35:56,471 --> 00:35:59,099 My voice mail will also say I'm on vacation... 585 00:35:59,224 --> 00:36:01,898 so if you get that, don't worry - I'm on vacation. 586 00:36:02,018 --> 00:36:05,192 I'll try to give you a call when I get back. Thanks, guys. 587 00:36:05,313 --> 00:36:07,236 This was great. 588 00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:19,335 - You're cleaning? - I'm not messy. I'm busy. 589 00:36:21,037 --> 00:36:24,541 I don't make the bed. Sophie always made the bed. 590 00:36:24,666 --> 00:36:28,011 I'm so happy you're home. I had such a shitty night. 591 00:36:28,128 --> 00:36:30,130 Tsk. Oh, sorry, kid. 592 00:36:30,255 --> 00:36:34,101 I had a great night. I cracked the second act of my script. I'm on page 68. 593 00:36:34,217 --> 00:36:37,471 Oh, that's exciting. Is it for SNL? 594 00:36:37,596 --> 00:36:41,601 No, this is a sample script I'm writing for the third Gremlins. 595 00:36:41,725 --> 00:36:44,194 - Boy trouble tonight? - Sophie trouble. 596 00:36:44,311 --> 00:36:47,281 - Undateable. - And I kind of- 597 00:36:47,439 --> 00:36:50,943 I - I-l got temporarily fired. 598 00:36:51,067 --> 00:36:53,616 I've been fired a million times. Makes you cool. 599 00:36:53,737 --> 00:36:56,240 Yeah, but if I don't have the Christmas show... 600 00:36:56,364 --> 00:36:58,617 I can't... pay rent. 601 00:37:00,201 --> 00:37:01,999 Do you have any tunes? 602 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,293 Wait right there. 603 00:37:20,263 --> 00:37:21,890 It's a jammer. 604 00:37:30,065 --> 00:37:32,193 - It's great. - I know. 605 00:37:32,317 --> 00:37:35,321 - I love it. Put it on my mix. - Aren't these headphones tits? 606 00:37:35,487 --> 00:37:38,206 I just got 'em. They're super-duper noise-canceling... 607 00:37:38,323 --> 00:37:40,417 so I don't have to hear Lev fuck. 608 00:37:43,870 --> 00:37:45,668 - Oh, no. - All right. 609 00:37:49,501 --> 00:37:53,301 Lev and I were talking about getting a maid to come once a week. 610 00:37:53,421 --> 00:37:55,844 - A maid? - Yeah, it's not that expensive. 611 00:37:56,007 --> 00:37:58,305 It's like 400 bucks a month. 612 00:37:59,678 --> 00:38:01,976 Do you know I'm actually poor? 613 00:38:02,097 --> 00:38:03,770 You aren't poor. 614 00:38:03,890 --> 00:38:06,188 There are poor people. You aren't one of them. 615 00:38:06,309 --> 00:38:09,233 You'd feel poor if you had as little money as I do. 616 00:38:09,354 --> 00:38:12,528 But you're not poor. That's offensive to actual poor people. 617 00:38:12,649 --> 00:38:15,323 Yeah, I guess that's true. 618 00:38:15,443 --> 00:38:17,195 You want - 619 00:38:17,362 --> 00:38:19,535 - You want to hear something hilarious? - Yes. 620 00:38:19,656 --> 00:38:22,375 Lev thinks we're gonna end up married. 621 00:38:22,492 --> 00:38:24,369 I'm too tall to marry. 622 00:38:24,536 --> 00:38:26,459 You are. 623 00:38:26,579 --> 00:38:29,708 That's so funny. Why does he think that? 624 00:38:29,833 --> 00:38:33,212 Well, I did want to sleep with you when I first met you. 625 00:38:33,378 --> 00:38:35,551 But now - totally undateable. 626 00:38:35,672 --> 00:38:39,722 I guess we are like a married couple in a way. We talk. We don't have sex. 627 00:38:39,884 --> 00:38:42,307 Yeah, we get along super well. 628 00:38:42,429 --> 00:38:44,648 Sophie and I were like that too. 629 00:38:44,764 --> 00:38:46,812 Right, but Sophie's a girl... 630 00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:49,356 and you're both straight, so it had less, like... 631 00:38:49,477 --> 00:38:51,275 real-world probability. 632 00:38:51,396 --> 00:38:55,401 Right. Well - Okay. I'm done. 633 00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:00,204 I hope I don't have the spins when I lie down. 634 00:39:00,321 --> 00:39:03,700 Just lay on your back by the edge of the bed... 635 00:39:03,825 --> 00:39:06,624 and put one foot on the floor. 636 00:39:06,745 --> 00:39:08,418 It helps. 637 00:39:13,376 --> 00:39:15,094 Good night, then. 638 00:39:15,211 --> 00:39:16,633 Good night. 639 00:39:16,755 --> 00:39:19,725 - Good luck with Gremlins. - Three. 640 00:39:19,841 --> 00:39:21,809 Open? Shut? 641 00:39:21,926 --> 00:39:23,678 Shut, I guess. 642 00:39:23,803 --> 00:39:25,964 - I don't know. Does it matter? - I'll leave it open... 643 00:39:26,014 --> 00:39:29,644 so if you need to throw up or cry or something, you can call me. 644 00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:31,611 Thanks, yeah. Open. 645 00:40:09,891 --> 00:40:13,145 Welcome to Sacramento International Airport... 646 00:40:13,269 --> 00:40:15,146 gate way to Northern California. 647 00:40:15,271 --> 00:40:17,899 - Hi! - Hi, honey. So glad you're home. 648 00:40:18,024 --> 00:40:20,823 - Good to see you. - Hi, Rosie! 649 00:40:29,661 --> 00:40:33,507 - People are lamenting being 28, Chris? - I know. I can't handle it. 650 00:40:35,834 --> 00:40:39,839 Bacon. Bacon like it was chips. 651 00:40:45,677 --> 00:40:48,180 I'll send it. I didn't want to load you down with photos. 652 00:40:48,304 --> 00:40:50,398 - I like this picture. - I'll send it to you. 653 00:40:55,937 --> 00:41:00,488 I love - I love that trumpet! 654 00:41:12,579 --> 00:41:14,581 Integrity and acceptance. 655 00:41:14,706 --> 00:41:16,583 Integrity and acceptance. 656 00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:18,460 We seek spiritual growth. 657 00:41:18,585 --> 00:41:21,759 - Intellectual stimulation. - Intellectual stimulation. 658 00:42:03,254 --> 00:42:06,224 It's kind of far away from her. There aren't any trains. 659 00:42:06,341 --> 00:42:07,763 What about subways? 660 00:42:09,010 --> 00:42:11,229 Look, look. These - These look good. 661 00:42:11,346 --> 00:42:13,394 - Okay. - Look at those legs. 662 00:42:13,514 --> 00:42:15,141 Does that hurt? 663 00:42:15,266 --> 00:42:18,770 - Nope, you're numb. Won't feel a thing. - Will it hurt when I'm not numb? 664 00:42:31,991 --> 00:42:33,959 Frances? 665 00:42:34,118 --> 00:42:35,870 I'm in here. 666 00:42:35,995 --> 00:42:38,999 Come on, honey. I really, really need to get in there. 667 00:42:39,123 --> 00:42:42,548 - I'll be out in a second. - Frances, how much longer? 668 00:42:48,424 --> 00:42:51,894 - Are these new cutting boards? - Mm-hmm. 669 00:42:52,011 --> 00:42:54,685 As soon as I found red ones, there I was. 670 00:42:54,806 --> 00:42:57,650 - We have to make - - More tamales. 671 00:42:57,767 --> 00:42:59,770 I can't believe Mom gave our tamales away. 672 00:42:59,771 --> 00:43:01,772 Well, Mom, you know - 673 00:43:01,896 --> 00:43:05,617 - What's this one? Did I make this? - You made that. 674 00:43:05,733 --> 00:43:09,158 Oh, here's the green ballerina. This is the one. 675 00:43:09,278 --> 00:43:10,991 The green ballerina? - You were the green girls. 676 00:43:10,992 --> 00:43:12,703 Chandra and her mother. 677 00:43:12,824 --> 00:43:16,499 Right. Yeah, that was our level. We were level green. 678 00:43:26,295 --> 00:43:28,172 - Bye. I love you. - Bye, honey. 679 00:43:28,297 --> 00:43:30,720 - It was a great trip. - Yeah, I'll call you... 680 00:43:30,842 --> 00:43:33,686 as soon as I'm back in New York. Bye. 681 00:43:38,016 --> 00:43:39,689 Bye. 682 00:43:59,037 --> 00:44:01,711 - Ahoy, sexy! - Oh, hey. 683 00:44:04,417 --> 00:44:06,044 Stop thanking me. 684 00:44:06,210 --> 00:44:09,214 It just means a lot, letting me stay with you. 685 00:44:09,380 --> 00:44:12,384 I want you to know, you are definitely getting a thank-you note. 686 00:44:12,550 --> 00:44:14,143 Don't worry. 687 00:44:14,260 --> 00:44:17,514 Hey, have you ever done where you, like, play fight? 688 00:44:17,638 --> 00:44:20,391 - Why? - Because it's funny. To be funny. 689 00:44:20,558 --> 00:44:23,061 - I don't want to. - It's super fun. 690 00:44:23,227 --> 00:44:25,901 Um, so just come at me. 691 00:44:26,064 --> 00:44:27,236 No. 692 00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:28,945 Okay, well, then, I'll just - 693 00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:31,411 Stop it! Damn it! 694 00:44:31,569 --> 00:44:33,412 Sorry. You have to fight back. 695 00:44:33,571 --> 00:44:35,198 Stop it! I said stop! 696 00:44:35,323 --> 00:44:37,246 Oh. S-Sorry. 697 00:44:39,327 --> 00:44:41,204 Thank you so much. 698 00:44:41,329 --> 00:44:43,923 Oh, my God. He's the most beautiful creature. 699 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:48,090 He's in the 90 percentile for height and 95 for weight. 700 00:44:48,211 --> 00:44:51,340 But it evens out later, when they walk. It doesn't mean he'll be fat. 701 00:44:51,464 --> 00:44:52,556 No! 702 00:44:52,673 --> 00:44:56,394 - Eh, you're getting a phone call. - Oh. 703 00:44:56,511 --> 00:44:59,890 It's so funny when people have kids, and they're all... 704 00:45:00,014 --> 00:45:03,894 “I used to be so focused on me, and now I'm totally not.” it's like, no. 705 00:45:04,018 --> 00:45:07,898 It's still you. It's half you. It's a mini-you. 706 00:45:08,022 --> 00:45:10,616 I mean, you made it. 707 00:45:12,568 --> 00:45:15,447 - I forgot to eat today. - The only time you hear the phrase... 708 00:45:15,571 --> 00:45:18,996 “I'm not here to make friends” is on reality television. 709 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:23,037 - Oh! Sorry. - It's okay. 710 00:45:23,162 --> 00:45:26,416 - I'm so sorry. - No, I'm trying to not drink right now. 711 00:45:26,541 --> 00:45:28,293 - I'm sorry. - Don't be. 712 00:45:28,417 --> 00:45:31,170 You're not the one who's bat-shit crazy after four vodkas. 713 00:45:31,295 --> 00:45:34,299 Janelle had a hard time giving it up when she was pregnant. 714 00:45:34,465 --> 00:45:37,594 I did, yeah. I totally understand. 715 00:45:37,718 --> 00:45:39,812 What do you do? 716 00:45:39,971 --> 00:45:44,147 - What? - What do you do? It's such a stupid question, I thought I'd ask it. 717 00:45:44,308 --> 00:45:46,652 Oh, no. I'm - I'm a lawyer. 718 00:45:46,769 --> 00:45:50,239 - What do you do? - That's such a stupid question. 719 00:45:50,356 --> 00:45:53,986 Just kidding. Um, it's kind of hard to explain. 720 00:45:55,111 --> 00:45:57,239 Because what you do is complicated? 721 00:45:57,363 --> 00:45:59,491 Uh, because I don't really do it. 722 00:46:02,451 --> 00:46:05,204 - I am a dancer, I guess. - Mm. 723 00:46:05,329 --> 00:46:07,377 Frances and I are in the same company. 724 00:46:07,498 --> 00:46:09,751 But Rachel's in the main company. I'm an apprentice. 725 00:46:09,876 --> 00:46:13,972 Hopefully the touring company soon. I have a meeting with Colleen on Monday. 726 00:46:14,088 --> 00:46:16,090 - Oh, cool. - Yeah. 727 00:46:16,215 --> 00:46:18,468 But things are really great. 728 00:46:18,593 --> 00:46:20,846 Rachel and I have a really cool apartment. 729 00:46:20,970 --> 00:46:24,645 Or Rachel does, and I'm staying there for six-ish weeks. 730 00:46:24,765 --> 00:46:26,859 - Five. - Right. Five. Yeah. 731 00:46:26,976 --> 00:46:28,899 But everything's up in the air right now. 732 00:46:29,020 --> 00:46:31,819 I like being alone. 733 00:46:31,939 --> 00:46:33,987 - I just got back from Sacramento. - Oh! 734 00:46:34,108 --> 00:46:36,736 Oh, Andy and Janelle just got back from Paris. 735 00:46:36,861 --> 00:46:39,535 Six and a half hours on a plane with a baby. 736 00:46:39,655 --> 00:46:42,329 Won't be doing that again soon. But it was heaven. 737 00:46:42,450 --> 00:46:44,544 Do you ever get to Paris? 738 00:46:44,660 --> 00:46:47,209 Uh, no, not really. Kind of, once. 739 00:46:47,371 --> 00:46:49,965 Actually, no. What's that museum... 740 00:46:50,082 --> 00:46:51,959 with the escalators and tubes? 741 00:46:52,084 --> 00:46:53,552 - The Pompidou. - Yeah! 742 00:46:53,669 --> 00:46:55,546 They have this great place in the Sixth. 743 00:46:55,713 --> 00:46:58,592 - Oh, it's a little pied-a-terre. - Literally? 744 00:46:58,716 --> 00:47:00,718 Yeah, but it's a really special place. 745 00:47:00,885 --> 00:47:03,729 Yeah, it's just so hard to get to spend any time there... 746 00:47:03,888 --> 00:47:06,357 since I got the job at the Journal... and the baby. 747 00:47:06,474 --> 00:47:10,354 I'd love to go to Paris. I'll bet it's magic. 748 00:47:10,478 --> 00:47:12,355 Uh, my friend from college, Abby... 749 00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:15,359 who moved there with her boyfriend because he works at a bank... 750 00:47:15,483 --> 00:47:19,113 in college, she was one of the top five group of friends... 751 00:47:19,237 --> 00:47:22,707 but then Zoe became closer to the group and Abby moved... 752 00:47:22,823 --> 00:47:24,370 to the outer circle. 753 00:47:24,492 --> 00:47:26,836 Sophie and Abby never totally got along... 754 00:47:26,953 --> 00:47:28,500 and then she started dating Paul... 755 00:47:28,621 --> 00:47:31,124 who I always thought would've dated any of us... 756 00:47:31,249 --> 00:47:33,627 but... he ended up with Abby. 757 00:47:36,087 --> 00:47:38,181 Well, if you're ever there... 758 00:47:38,297 --> 00:47:41,767 - we like for it to be used. - Yeah. 759 00:47:41,926 --> 00:47:44,850 I don't see myself getting there super soon... 760 00:47:44,971 --> 00:47:47,599 but... thanks, thanks. 761 00:47:47,723 --> 00:47:50,146 That is a very sexy dress. 762 00:47:51,352 --> 00:47:53,229 Fuck, I sound like a gay grandmother. 763 00:47:53,354 --> 00:47:56,483 Frances, I think you know one of my colleagues at Goldman - 764 00:47:56,607 --> 00:47:58,530 Reade “Patch” Krause. 765 00:47:58,651 --> 00:48:01,621 Yeah, I know Patch. “'Sup, brah?”. 766 00:48:01,779 --> 00:48:03,907 That's him. Nobody is better... 767 00:48:04,031 --> 00:48:06,500 at anticipating inflection points than Patchy. 768 00:48:06,617 --> 00:48:10,338 His girlfriend, Sophie, and I are the same person with different hair. 769 00:48:10,454 --> 00:48:13,583 Not really. We went to college together... 770 00:48:13,708 --> 00:48:17,633 and we used to take the train into the city on weekends and make bad decisions. 771 00:48:17,753 --> 00:48:20,176 - You got pregnant? - What? No. 772 00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:22,892 She's a great lady. I really like her. So smart. 773 00:48:23,009 --> 00:48:25,637 Yeah. I mean - Yeah. 774 00:48:25,803 --> 00:48:27,646 I mean, we're all smart. 775 00:48:27,763 --> 00:48:30,266 Yeah, but she's... book-smart smart. 776 00:48:30,391 --> 00:48:32,610 She's actually not. She doesn't really read... 777 00:48:32,727 --> 00:48:34,855 except for work, which is the funny thing. 778 00:48:34,979 --> 00:48:37,448 She seems like she reads a lot to me. 779 00:48:37,565 --> 00:48:40,159 - I read way more. - Mm-hmm. 780 00:48:40,276 --> 00:48:44,247 I don't know why I'm shit-talking Sophie. She's basically the best person I know. 781 00:48:45,573 --> 00:48:48,827 - It's kind of crazy though, right? - Mm, yeah. 782 00:48:48,951 --> 00:48:51,295 - Which part? - Japan. 783 00:48:51,412 --> 00:48:53,005 Japan? 784 00:48:53,122 --> 00:48:56,422 Yeah, they're moving to Japan in a couple of weeks. 785 00:48:57,501 --> 00:49:00,596 - Wait. What? - Patch got transferred. 786 00:49:00,713 --> 00:49:03,341 It's a really cool position. He's gonna be... 787 00:49:03,507 --> 00:49:06,681 the director of research for all the Asian markets. 788 00:49:06,802 --> 00:49:08,725 For how long? 789 00:49:08,846 --> 00:49:10,848 Indefinitely. 790 00:49:10,973 --> 00:49:13,146 But Sophie has a job at Random House. 791 00:49:13,267 --> 00:49:14,814 She quit. 792 00:49:14,935 --> 00:49:16,357 Oh. 793 00:49:16,479 --> 00:49:19,107 The Pilates thing is nice. You feel so good. 794 00:49:19,231 --> 00:49:21,950 Frances and I do a lot of yoga. It's good for dance. 795 00:49:22,068 --> 00:49:24,992 It's fun to go with somebody, to have a friend to go with. 796 00:49:25,112 --> 00:49:28,582 I think I'm better-looking than I am in pictures. 797 00:49:28,699 --> 00:49:30,326 Nadia? 798 00:49:30,451 --> 00:49:32,829 I want this one moment. 799 00:49:34,872 --> 00:49:37,500 It's - it's what I want in a relationship... 800 00:49:37,625 --> 00:49:40,879 which might explain why I am single now. Ha, ha. 801 00:49:41,003 --> 00:49:45,679 It's, uh - It's kind of hard lo - 802 00:49:47,093 --> 00:49:50,222 it's that thing when you're with someone... 803 00:49:50,346 --> 00:49:52,724 and you love them and they know it... 804 00:49:52,890 --> 00:49:55,734 and they love you and you know it... 805 00:49:55,851 --> 00:49:57,899 but it's a party... 806 00:49:58,062 --> 00:50:00,736 and you're both talking to other people... 807 00:50:00,898 --> 00:50:03,196 and you're laughing and shining... 808 00:50:03,317 --> 00:50:05,240 and you look across the room... 809 00:50:05,361 --> 00:50:07,455 and catch each other's eyes... 810 00:50:07,571 --> 00:50:10,245 but - but not because you're possessive... 811 00:50:10,366 --> 00:50:15,587 or it's precisely sexual... but because... 812 00:50:15,746 --> 00:50:18,545 that is your person in this life. 813 00:50:18,666 --> 00:50:22,136 And ifs funny and sad, but only because... 814 00:50:22,253 --> 00:50:26,053 this life will end, and it's this secret world... 815 00:50:26,173 --> 00:50:28,141 that exists right there... 816 00:50:28,259 --> 00:50:31,354 in public, unnoticed, that no one else knows about. 817 00:50:32,430 --> 00:50:35,934 It's sort of like how they say that other dimensions exist... 818 00:50:36,100 --> 00:50:39,650 all around us, but we don't have the ability to perceive them. 819 00:50:41,313 --> 00:50:43,407 That's - 820 00:50:43,524 --> 00:50:46,778 That's what I want out of a relationship. 821 00:50:48,195 --> 00:50:50,539 Or just life, I guess. 822 00:50:50,656 --> 00:50:52,283 Love. 823 00:50:56,370 --> 00:50:58,168 I sound stoned. 824 00:50:59,582 --> 00:51:01,300 I'm not stoned. 825 00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:03,928 Thanks for dinner. Bye. 826 00:51:04,044 --> 00:51:07,264 Oh. Bye. 827 00:51:07,381 --> 00:51:09,304 Where the fuck are you going? 828 00:51:09,425 --> 00:51:12,850 I'm kinda wasted. I was gonna go home. Is that okay? 829 00:51:12,970 --> 00:51:14,768 I don't care. I was just kidding. 830 00:51:14,889 --> 00:51:18,143 - Thanks so much for having me tonight. - Nice to have met you. 831 00:51:19,852 --> 00:51:21,695 Good luck, Frances. 832 00:51:23,230 --> 00:51:24,652 You're leaving. 833 00:51:24,815 --> 00:51:26,488 Actually, Andy... 834 00:51:26,609 --> 00:51:29,533 I think I might be going to Paris this weekend. 835 00:51:29,653 --> 00:51:31,405 Really? 836 00:51:31,530 --> 00:51:35,285 Oh. D-Do you want to stay in our apartment? 837 00:51:35,409 --> 00:51:36,706 Yes. 838 00:51:36,827 --> 00:51:39,080 - Fantastic. - Okay. 839 00:51:39,205 --> 00:51:41,833 That's wonderful. I'll get you the information. 840 00:51:41,957 --> 00:51:44,927 - Wonderful. - Great. 841 00:51:52,218 --> 00:51:54,061 Frances! 842 00:51:54,178 --> 00:51:56,021 - Benji! - Hey! 843 00:51:56,180 --> 00:51:59,650 I knew it was you. I could tell by your weird man walk. 844 00:51:59,767 --> 00:52:01,144 - A beard! - Yeah. 845 00:52:01,268 --> 00:52:02,645 - Hello. - This is Caroline. 846 00:52:02,770 --> 00:52:04,488 I'm Caroline. 847 00:52:04,605 --> 00:52:06,949 How are the dances, Frances? 848 00:52:07,066 --> 00:52:09,006 Frances and I used to be married. 849 00:52:09,007 --> 00:52:10,946 What are you guys doing? You want to get a drink? 850 00:52:11,070 --> 00:52:13,448 We're going to my friend's party. It's a house party. 851 00:52:13,572 --> 00:52:16,200 - I mean, that's the theme. - How's that a theme? 852 00:52:16,325 --> 00:52:19,579 - Amazing, right? - And it's in an apartment. 853 00:52:19,703 --> 00:52:22,126 - You can come if you want. - No, I really - 854 00:52:22,248 --> 00:52:24,842 I shouldn't. I'm going to Paris for two days. 855 00:52:24,959 --> 00:52:26,757 - What? - Why so short? 856 00:52:26,877 --> 00:52:29,221 I have a meeting with Colleen on Monday. 857 00:52:29,338 --> 00:52:31,807 - I don't know you. - Wait, I thought you were poor. 858 00:52:31,924 --> 00:52:34,518 I'm gonna use this credit card I got in the mail. 859 00:52:34,635 --> 00:52:37,013 That's not smart. They want to keep you in debt. 860 00:52:37,137 --> 00:52:39,731 I know that. I see documentaries. 861 00:52:39,848 --> 00:52:42,397 Good for you, kid. I lived there for a year. 862 00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:44,170 You never told me that. 863 00:52:44,171 --> 00:52:45,780 Yep. I was there when Serge Gainsbourg died. 864 00:52:45,896 --> 00:52:49,321 - It was a crazy time. - Weren't you, like, eight? 865 00:52:49,441 --> 00:52:52,911 - Yeah, it was the end of Euro-disco. - I have so much to do. 866 00:52:53,070 --> 00:52:54,993 I think I'll probably read Proust... 867 00:52:55,114 --> 00:52:58,539 because sometimes it's good to do what you're supposed to when you're supposed to. 868 00:52:58,659 --> 00:53:00,286 Proust is pretty heavy. 869 00:53:00,411 --> 00:53:01,959 It's worth it, I hear. 870 00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:03,506 I meant the book - carrying it on the plane. 871 00:53:03,622 --> 00:53:06,000 I should probably learn French first... 872 00:53:06,125 --> 00:53:08,378 and then read it in French. 873 00:53:08,502 --> 00:53:10,846 Undateable. 874 00:53:12,506 --> 00:53:15,180 Well, kid, we've gotta run. 875 00:53:15,301 --> 00:53:19,181 - Nice meeting you. - Oh, you too. You're very pretty. 876 00:53:19,305 --> 00:53:22,400 - Thank you. - See you around, weirdo. 877 00:53:45,372 --> 00:53:49,127 Hey, Abby, it's Frances. I just got in. 878 00:53:49,251 --> 00:53:52,346 Uh, I'm going to this... 879 00:53:52,463 --> 00:53:55,467 free apartment of this dude. 880 00:53:55,591 --> 00:53:57,810 Right now I'm gonna get some sleep... 881 00:53:57,968 --> 00:54:00,141 uh, but call me. 882 00:54:00,262 --> 00:54:03,232 I'll be around all tomorrow. I'd love to see you and Paul. 883 00:55:35,274 --> 00:55:36,821 Oh, shit. 884 00:55:57,045 --> 00:55:59,719 Hey, Abby, ifs Frances again. 885 00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:03,515 Do you guys want to meet for dinner? I can meet you anywhere. 886 00:56:03,635 --> 00:56:06,855 I'll be the girl with the acne holding more acne. 887 00:56:57,981 --> 00:57:00,234 - Hello? - Frances? 888 00:57:00,359 --> 00:57:03,488 Sophie! Oh, my God! Hi! Hi! 889 00:57:03,612 --> 00:57:06,331 - Hi. - Hi. 890 00:57:06,490 --> 00:57:10,290 I called you to tell you I'm moving to Japan with Patch. 891 00:57:10,410 --> 00:57:12,879 Is that good? Are you excited? 892 00:57:12,996 --> 00:57:15,044 I know things are weird between us, but... 893 00:57:15,165 --> 00:57:17,509 we're having a kind of going-away party tonight... 894 00:57:17,626 --> 00:57:20,300 and I wanted to say you're invited. 895 00:57:20,420 --> 00:57:21,922 I'm - 896 00:57:23,298 --> 00:57:25,517 - I can't. - You don't have to lie. 897 00:57:25,676 --> 00:57:27,599 I'm not lying. I'm really not. 898 00:57:29,638 --> 00:57:32,061 - That's awesome about Japan. - It's crazy. 899 00:57:32,182 --> 00:57:34,776 Last week Patch's boss called Patch into his office... 900 00:57:34,893 --> 00:57:36,861 and was like, “Japan, bitch.” 901 00:57:38,689 --> 00:57:40,817 I wish I could come tonight. 902 00:57:40,941 --> 00:57:42,864 Me too. 903 00:57:42,985 --> 00:57:47,035 - We could get dinner next week. - Why now? No, I want to... 904 00:57:47,197 --> 00:57:49,245 but Patch's grandfather is real sick... 905 00:57:49,366 --> 00:57:52,165 and we're all going to Chicago for these special treatments. 906 00:57:52,286 --> 00:57:54,584 Being sick when you're rich is totally awesome. 907 00:57:54,705 --> 00:57:56,503 They replace all his cells or something. 908 00:57:56,623 --> 00:57:59,593 We'll be back to New York a lot. We'll just be based in Tokyo. 909 00:57:59,710 --> 00:58:01,297 You'll learn Japanese. 910 00:58:01,298 --> 00:58:02,884 We can videochat. Twenty-first century. What up? 911 00:58:03,005 --> 00:58:06,179 - My computer doesn't have that. - New places are good for you. 912 00:58:06,300 --> 00:58:08,803 - Yeah. - You should travel, Fran. 913 00:58:08,927 --> 00:58:10,645 I am. I will. 914 00:58:10,762 --> 00:58:12,389 I'm going to. 915 00:58:13,432 --> 00:58:15,526 I'm really happy for you. I just - 916 00:58:15,642 --> 00:58:18,896 No, you know What? I'm just really happy for you. 917 00:58:20,022 --> 00:58:21,990 - We're gonna have a blog. - Together? 918 00:58:22,107 --> 00:58:23,700 Yeah. Barf. 919 00:58:23,817 --> 00:58:26,161 We'll upload pictures and stories and stuff. 920 00:58:26,278 --> 00:58:29,498 I'm so sorry I missed your Christmas show. 921 00:58:29,615 --> 00:58:32,960 - I guess I was mad. - I didn't - 922 00:58:33,076 --> 00:58:35,044 I wasn't so good anyway. 923 00:58:35,162 --> 00:58:37,256 How's all that going? 924 00:58:37,372 --> 00:58:39,090 Good. Great. 925 00:58:39,207 --> 00:58:42,086 I'm meeting on Monday with Colleen to talk about stuff. 926 00:58:42,210 --> 00:58:44,929 You'll finally be in the company? For real? 927 00:58:45,088 --> 00:58:47,682 Yeah. I'll probably be touring, though. 928 00:58:47,799 --> 00:58:49,801 That's so great, Fran. 929 00:58:49,927 --> 00:58:51,349 Yeah, it is. 930 00:58:51,470 --> 00:58:54,349 Where are you living? I heard you're not with the boys anymore. 931 00:58:54,473 --> 00:58:57,477 Hey, do you want to live in our apartment while we're in Japan? 932 00:58:57,601 --> 00:58:59,524 No, I-No. 933 00:58:59,645 --> 00:59:01,739 I'm gonna have my own place real soon. 934 00:59:01,855 --> 00:59:03,482 Maybe one day I'll stay with you. 935 00:59:03,607 --> 00:59:05,075 Maybe. 936 00:59:06,318 --> 00:59:08,821 I should go. Thanks for calling. 937 00:59:08,946 --> 00:59:12,200 I'm - I'm sor-I'm sorry too. 938 00:59:12,324 --> 00:59:15,294 - Apology accepted. - Don't be a dick about it. - I wasn't. 939 00:59:15,410 --> 00:59:19,040 - This phone call's costing me a fortune. - Why? 940 00:59:19,164 --> 00:59:20,962 Just kidding. It's not. 941 00:59:21,124 --> 00:59:24,503 Hey, Is Abby in Paris night now, do you know? 942 00:59:24,628 --> 00:59:28,223 - I think so. - Okay. 943 00:59:28,340 --> 00:59:32,220 - You sound really good, Frances. - I am. 944 00:59:32,344 --> 00:59:34,187 I am really good. 945 00:59:38,392 --> 00:59:40,770 Thank you for calling. I'm going to say something now... 946 00:59:40,894 --> 00:59:43,193 but I don't want you to feel obligated to say 947 00:59:43,194 --> 00:59:45,491 anything back, so I'm gonna hang up right away. 948 00:59:45,649 --> 00:59:47,617 I love you, Sophie. Bye. 949 00:59:51,947 --> 00:59:55,918 Hello. When did Puss In Boots start? 950 01:00:46,501 --> 01:00:49,300 Hi, Frances. Honey, we just got your messages. 951 01:00:49,421 --> 01:00:51,594 I don't know why they didn't come through before. 952 01:00:51,715 --> 01:00:53,763 We're here. We'd love to see you. 953 01:00:53,884 --> 01:00:55,557 This is so wild. 954 01:00:55,719 --> 01:00:57,767 You remember Gerard, Nicolas' brother? 955 01:00:57,888 --> 01:01:00,061 The one who looks like Jean-Pierre Léaud? 956 01:01:00,223 --> 01:01:03,352 Well, he's divorced now, and hes staying with us. 957 01:01:03,477 --> 01:01:06,481 I think you'd really like him. Come to dinner tonight. 958 01:01:06,605 --> 01:01:08,903 He'll be there, as well as a philosopher... 959 01:01:09,066 --> 01:01:11,068 and a painter couple who are really great. 960 01:01:11,234 --> 01:01:13,453 Oh! This is such good timing. 961 01:01:19,534 --> 01:01:22,583 Hey, you. Come on in. 962 01:01:22,704 --> 01:01:25,002 - Rachel said you were in Paris. - I was. 963 01:01:25,123 --> 01:01:28,718 - Back so soon? - Well, we had this meeting. 964 01:01:28,835 --> 01:01:31,213 We could've moved it. I mean, I almost canceled it... 965 01:01:31,338 --> 01:01:33,090 myself this morning. 966 01:01:33,215 --> 01:01:35,889 I woke up with this tickle in my throat. 967 01:01:36,009 --> 01:01:39,479 Listen, do you want to take over Nancy's position? 968 01:01:39,596 --> 01:01:43,351 - Nancy, who works in the office? - She 3 pregnant. 969 01:01:43,475 --> 01:01:47,070 Oh. No, I don't. Who told you that? 970 01:01:47,187 --> 01:01:49,110 No, I'm asking you. 971 01:01:49,272 --> 01:01:51,570 I assumed you're not keeping on with the company. 972 01:01:51,691 --> 01:01:53,529 You don't want to be an apprentice for life. 973 01:01:53,530 --> 01:01:55,366 Nope. 974 01:01:55,487 --> 01:01:57,696 You should think about putting your own stuff together. 975 01:01:57,697 --> 01:02:01,042 - Like how? - Like, your own work. 976 01:02:01,159 --> 01:02:03,753 Oh, no. I kind of gave that up after college. 977 01:02:03,870 --> 01:02:05,918 Plus, that was basically like... 978 01:02:06,039 --> 01:02:08,167 cheerleaders doing my choreography. 979 01:02:08,291 --> 01:02:10,339 I always liked the stuff you did, even for the kids. 980 01:02:10,340 --> 01:02:12,387 Yeah? 981 01:02:14,172 --> 01:02:16,800 You really should think about taking Nancy's position. 982 01:02:16,967 --> 01:02:20,597 It's not a lot of money, but it's enough to keep you going. 983 01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:23,348 - Why would I do that? - It's just a good day job... 984 01:02:23,473 --> 01:02:26,647 while you figure out whether you want to choreograph. 985 01:02:26,768 --> 01:02:30,022 - You say it like it's easy. - No, it's not easy. 986 01:02:30,147 --> 01:02:32,147 But if you work here, you can use the studio space. 987 01:02:32,232 --> 01:02:33,950 No. 988 01:02:34,067 --> 01:02:37,697 I'll get something else. I'm really close to getting something. 989 01:02:37,821 --> 01:02:39,596 A job? 990 01:02:39,597 --> 01:02:41,371 Yeah. Dancing. I'm still gonna be a dancer. Just not here. 991 01:02:41,491 --> 01:02:45,166 Wow! Well, good for you. That's great. 992 01:02:45,287 --> 01:02:47,005 I know. 993 01:02:47,164 --> 01:02:48,882 Well, good luck to you, Frances. 994 01:02:48,999 --> 01:02:52,048 Yeah. Good luck to you too. 995 01:02:55,881 --> 01:02:59,055 - Hi Mom. - Hi honey. 996 01:02:59,176 --> 01:03:01,895 - H1i Mom. - Tom, pick up the other phone. 997 01:03:02,012 --> 01:03:04,686 - How is it up there? - Good. Good. 998 01:03:04,806 --> 01:03:06,524 I I'm dancing, kind of. 999 01:03:06,641 --> 01:03:09,645 I get to live in a dorm I didn't live in, which is fun. 1000 01:03:09,769 --> 01:03:11,880 All the RAs live in dorms. 1001 01:03:11,881 --> 01:03:13,990 Not the one in the living room. The battery is dead. 1002 01:03:14,107 --> 01:03:16,986 - Is it strange to be back? - It's nice. 1003 01:03:17,110 --> 01:03:19,704 It's so empty in summer. 1004 01:03:19,821 --> 01:03:22,120 It's weird. It's like I went back to college, but 1005 01:03:22,121 --> 01:03:24,418 everyone was a dancer and not a semiotics major. 1006 01:03:24,534 --> 01:03:28,004 - That must be fun for you, though. - And now I'm one of the adults. 1007 01:03:28,121 --> 01:03:29,418 I keep thinking I'm gonna run into Sophie. 1008 01:03:29,419 --> 01:03:30,715 Hi, honey. 1009 01:03:30,874 --> 01:03:34,720 I got a picture of Sophie and Patch in the largest dog park in Japan. 1010 01:03:34,836 --> 01:03:38,215 - I think I'd like that. - I got a picture of them at a porn> mall. 1011 01:03:38,381 --> 01:03:40,884 - Do you have enough money? - Yeah. I mean... 1012 01:03:41,009 --> 01:03:43,728 I'm still in debt from Paris. That was just stupid. 1013 01:03:43,845 --> 01:03:47,520 - I'm sorry we can't help you out. - You help out so much. 1014 01:03:47,641 --> 01:03:50,315 I'll be okay. They pay me extra to work the events. 1015 01:03:50,435 --> 01:03:52,460 Oh, you aren't a good waitress. 1016 01:03:52,461 --> 01:03:54,485 It's not waitressing. It's like pouring for donors. 1017 01:03:54,606 --> 01:03:57,576 - Are you choreographing? - Tom, we went over this. 1018 01:03:57,734 --> 01:04:00,078 At least you can't spend money in nature. 1019 01:04:00,195 --> 01:04:02,744 - Where are you right now? - Nature. 1020 01:04:04,824 --> 01:04:08,545 We don't have to, like, guide them personally, do we? 1021 01:04:08,662 --> 01:04:11,506 We just have to make sure they don't fuck or die. 1022 01:04:11,623 --> 01:04:13,648 Ah, good, because I'm having a Walden's Pond moment. 1023 01:04:13,649 --> 01:04:15,673 You have a pond? 1024 01:04:15,794 --> 01:04:18,092 I found something out about Walden's Pond: 1025 01:04:18,213 --> 01:04:20,682 It was five minutes from his Mom's house. 1026 01:04:20,799 --> 01:04:23,018 He used to go over there and get supplies. 1027 01:04:23,134 --> 01:04:25,102 - So where are you? - Here. 1028 01:04:25,262 --> 01:04:28,766 - No, where do you go to college? - I don't. I'm not - 1029 01:04:28,890 --> 01:04:32,520 I'm done with college. But I went here when I was younger. 1030 01:04:32,644 --> 01:04:36,319 Weird. For some reason, I thought you had to be in college to do this. 1031 01:04:36,439 --> 01:04:38,817 Nope. I just wanted to get out of the city... 1032 01:04:38,942 --> 01:04:42,321 and I knew the director of the summer program, so she hooked it up. 1033 01:04:42,445 --> 01:04:46,245 They had room and board. I'm working the events to make more money. 1034 01:04:46,366 --> 01:04:48,744 - You're super responsible. - No, I'm not. 1035 01:04:50,787 --> 01:04:54,462 It wasn't that long ago that I went here. I'm only 27. 1036 01:05:00,839 --> 01:05:03,638 - Are you with the program? - Yes, I'm assisting. 1037 01:05:03,758 --> 01:05:06,477 - Great. So you're a teacher. - No, I'm not. 1038 01:05:06,594 --> 01:05:10,019 - I'm an RA, but I'm also a dancer. - I'm so sorry. 1039 01:05:10,140 --> 01:05:12,893 - For what? - Resident assistants can't take class. 1040 01:05:13,018 --> 01:05:15,316 But I'm - I'm not just an RA. 1041 01:05:15,478 --> 01:05:17,901 I'm so sorry. I don't make the rules. 1042 01:05:18,023 --> 01:05:21,323 - I'm a dancer, and I went here. - Sorry. I have to start class. 1043 01:05:33,997 --> 01:05:36,125 You're a really good waitress. 1044 01:05:36,249 --> 01:05:38,547 I'm not a waitress. I just pour. 1045 01:05:45,717 --> 01:05:47,703 You were supposed to be on duty ten minutes ago. Shh! 1046 01:05:47,704 --> 01:05:49,688 I'm sorry. I - 1047 01:06:09,824 --> 01:06:11,542 Are you okay? 1048 01:06:12,911 --> 01:06:14,333 Yeah. 1049 01:06:22,837 --> 01:06:24,965 I'm just gonna sit here, okay? 1050 01:06:27,217 --> 01:06:29,891 You don't have to do that. 1051 01:06:30,053 --> 01:06:31,896 I'm just going to, though. 1052 01:06:51,491 --> 01:06:53,914 Are you gonna study abroad there? 1053 01:06:54,077 --> 01:06:56,125 Oh, no. I'm not a student. 1054 01:06:56,246 --> 01:06:58,590 There's no more “abroad.” 1055 01:06:58,706 --> 01:07:01,050 I'm half Japanese. 1056 01:07:01,167 --> 01:07:03,761 My best friend kind of lives there now. 1057 01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:05,422 Are you done? 1058 01:07:15,557 --> 01:07:17,559 Ma'am, you can't smoke here. 1059 01:07:17,684 --> 01:07:19,607 - Oh, sorry. - No, don't throw it! 1060 01:07:19,727 --> 01:07:21,946 Goddamn it! 1061 01:07:22,063 --> 01:07:23,656 Famous, how? 1062 01:07:23,773 --> 01:07:26,322 She's a senator or a congress woman or something. 1063 01:07:26,443 --> 01:07:29,196 - She's important. - I should read the news more. 1064 01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:31,743 Your job tonight is to follow her. 1065 01:07:31,865 --> 01:07:35,961 Just make sure she's taken care of. She just gave a ton of money to the school. 1066 01:07:36,119 --> 01:07:38,963 So you don't leave until she leaves. Got it? 1067 01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:41,549 When I went here, it was all girls. 1068 01:07:41,666 --> 01:07:45,136 To meet a boy, we had to take the fuck truck to Hoboken. 1069 01:07:45,295 --> 01:07:47,764 You went here? Excuse me. You went to here? 1070 01:07:47,881 --> 01:07:51,055 - Yes. - Oh, my God. That makes so much sense. 1071 01:07:51,176 --> 01:07:53,929 I knew you looked familiar. You were on the freakin' brochure. 1072 01:07:54,053 --> 01:07:56,556 - I'm Frances. I went here. - Nice to meet you, Frances. 1073 01:07:56,681 --> 01:08:00,151 You too. Sorry, sorry. I'm not supposed to talk to you. 1074 01:08:00,268 --> 01:08:02,316 - I'm pouring. - Ah, yes. 1075 01:08:03,980 --> 01:08:05,778 You're very inspiring. 1076 01:08:05,899 --> 01:08:08,368 Actually, the endowment has grown. 1077 01:08:08,485 --> 01:08:12,410 Oh, you look so lonely. I'll see you later, Karen. 1078 01:08:12,530 --> 01:08:15,830 You look like a painting: The Lonely Boy. 1079 01:08:15,992 --> 01:08:17,665 I'm actually a painter. 1080 01:08:17,827 --> 01:08:19,374 - You're kidding. - No. 1081 01:08:19,496 --> 01:08:22,124 What kind of painter are you? 1082 01:08:22,248 --> 01:08:24,421 You don't care. 1083 01:08:24,542 --> 01:08:26,795 - You hate me! - I don't hate you. I love you. 1084 01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:30,049 You bought the cheapest auction thing. The cheapest! 1085 01:08:30,173 --> 01:08:31,846 I didn't even go here! 1086 01:08:40,058 --> 01:08:42,186 You gave a great speech. 1087 01:08:42,310 --> 01:08:46,360 I seriously can't believe you're an independent, because that's bullshit. 1088 01:08:46,481 --> 01:08:48,404 Sorry. Sophie, let's go. 1089 01:08:48,525 --> 01:08:51,699 I went here. I thought you were great. I made him give money. 1090 01:08:51,819 --> 01:08:53,537 Good. Nice to meet you. 1091 01:08:53,655 --> 01:08:56,374 We live in Japan, so it's, like, crazy we're here. 1092 01:08:56,491 --> 01:08:59,085 That's wonderful you came all the way back for the auction. 1093 01:08:59,202 --> 01:09:02,581 I wish. No, we're in New York for a funeral. His grandpa. 1094 01:09:02,705 --> 01:09:06,335 - I wanted to come here. He drove, but it was my idea. - Ah. 1095 01:09:06,459 --> 01:09:08,427 - I'm sorry for your loss. - It's okay. 1096 01:09:08,545 --> 01:09:10,155 His grandpa had a psycho family in Germany. 1097 01:09:10,156 --> 01:09:11,765 Sophie, let's go. 1098 01:09:11,881 --> 01:09:14,509 I loved meeting you. A real honor. 1099 01:09:14,634 --> 01:09:16,807 This douche is my affianced. 1100 01:09:16,928 --> 01:09:18,680 - Ah. - We're engaged. 1101 01:09:18,805 --> 01:09:21,058 You're engaged? 1102 01:09:22,141 --> 01:09:24,439 It's not... “engaged” engaged. 1103 01:09:24,561 --> 01:09:26,404 Right. What? 1104 01:09:26,563 --> 01:09:28,088 We're back for a funeral. I would've called, 1105 01:09:28,089 --> 01:09:29,612 but you were touring with the company. 1106 01:09:29,732 --> 01:09:33,202 Yeah, right, I was, but I needed a break... 1107 01:09:33,319 --> 01:09:36,163 and I thought it would be so funny... 1108 01:09:36,281 --> 01:09:38,750 to come back to the college for the summer. 1109 01:09:38,866 --> 01:09:40,584 It is funny. In a great way. 1110 01:09:40,702 --> 01:09:44,206 And, yeah, just making extra money doing this kind of gig. 1111 01:09:44,330 --> 01:09:46,332 Yeah. 1112 01:09:46,457 --> 01:09:48,585 What a slut! 1113 01:09:49,627 --> 01:09:53,006 - Are you okay? Do you need some food? - I'll just eat this. 1114 01:09:54,674 --> 01:09:57,427 - I really didn't expect to see you. - Ditto. 1115 01:09:57,552 --> 01:09:59,475 It's almost hard to be happy about it, 1116 01:09:59,476 --> 01:10:01,398 because I didn't have time to anticipate it. 1117 01:10:01,514 --> 01:10:03,391 Want to get out of here? 1118 01:10:03,516 --> 01:10:05,063 I can't. 1119 01:10:05,184 --> 01:10:07,107 I have to shadow this woman. 1120 01:10:09,230 --> 01:10:11,449 She's my Ward. 1121 01:10:11,566 --> 01:10:14,365 - I want to drive. - No, you're too fucked up. 1122 01:10:14,485 --> 01:10:17,113 - You're fucked up. - No, I'm not. I drank fucking Perrier. 1123 01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:20,955 I'm not going Beck to New York. I don't want to go to the funeral tomorrow. 1124 01:10:21,075 --> 01:10:22,435 You have to go! 1125 01:10:22,436 --> 01:10:23,794 I'm hanging outwith Frances. We're going to the mall. 1126 01:10:23,953 --> 01:10:26,206 - No, we're not. - I'm bringing Frances to the funeral. 1127 01:10:26,331 --> 01:10:27,799 I don't want to go. 1128 01:10:27,957 --> 01:10:30,335 You didn't even know your grandpa. You didn't hang out. 1129 01:10:30,460 --> 01:10:32,679 It's a funeral. It doesn't matter. Get in the car! 1130 01:10:32,795 --> 01:10:35,298 If you're so broken up, why did we go to the auction? 1131 01:10:35,423 --> 01:10:37,517 - You made me go! - I don't want you here! 1132 01:10:37,634 --> 01:10:41,138 You were wasted! And I wasn't going to let you drive. 1133 01:10:41,262 --> 01:10:43,390 - Goddamn it, Sophie! - Frances, what do you think? 1134 01:10:43,514 --> 01:10:44,982 - About what? - You don't need to answer. 1135 01:10:45,099 --> 01:10:46,476 How sad were you really when your grandpa died? 1136 01:10:46,477 --> 01:10:47,852 Pretty sad. 1137 01:10:47,977 --> 01:10:49,963 I wasn't, and I don't see why you should be. 1138 01:10:49,964 --> 01:10:51,948 Your grandpa was a cheating Nazi! 1139 01:10:52,065 --> 01:10:54,067 He was not a Nazi! 1140 01:10:55,652 --> 01:10:58,656 Take your feet off the dash! Frances, where do you live? 1141 01:10:58,821 --> 01:11:00,494 - Chuggins. - Is that a dorm? 1142 01:11:00,657 --> 01:11:03,331 - Yes. - How the fuck do you get to Chuggins? 1143 01:11:12,710 --> 01:11:15,554 Oh, this is me, right up here. 1144 01:11:17,048 --> 01:11:19,096 My dorm. 1145 01:11:20,259 --> 01:11:23,183 Chuggins. We never lived in this dorm. 1146 01:11:23,346 --> 01:11:26,771 I know. It's like the life I never had. 1147 01:11:26,891 --> 01:11:28,393 Anyway... 1148 01:11:28,518 --> 01:11:30,520 congratulations on your engagement. 1149 01:11:30,645 --> 01:11:32,363 And sorry for your loss. 1150 01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:34,403 You are so fucking selfish. 1151 01:11:34,524 --> 01:11:37,152 - Good night, Frances. - Don't talk to her. Don't look at her. 1152 01:11:37,276 --> 01:11:38,761 She's my friend. She doesn't even like you. 1153 01:11:38,762 --> 01:11:40,246 I like you. 1154 01:11:40,363 --> 01:11:42,365 I like you too, Frances. 1155 01:12:01,008 --> 01:12:02,851 Hey. Hey, come in. 1156 01:12:02,969 --> 01:12:05,347 - Can I stay? - Of course. 1157 01:12:05,471 --> 01:12:07,724 Come. Stay. 1158 01:12:15,064 --> 01:12:17,817 It's made in the microwave, but it's good. 1159 01:12:17,942 --> 01:12:19,990 Thank you. 1160 01:12:20,111 --> 01:12:22,159 I hope it's okay I borrow loungewear. 1161 01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:24,954 - Of course. - I think I'm gonna - 1162 01:12:25,074 --> 01:12:27,827 Oh! Okay, okay. Here. Shit. 1163 01:12:31,038 --> 01:12:33,757 I'm sorry I was so drunk I threw up. 1164 01:12:33,916 --> 01:12:36,089 I'm sorry I live in a dorm... 1165 01:12:36,252 --> 01:12:39,096 and have a single bed. 1166 01:12:39,213 --> 01:12:43,343 Here. You lay on the outside. 1167 01:12:43,468 --> 01:12:45,812 Okay. 1168 01:12:45,928 --> 01:12:49,558 Lay on your back and put one foot on the floor. 1169 01:12:49,682 --> 01:12:51,730 It helps if you have the spins. 1170 01:12:57,315 --> 01:13:00,319 I used to throw up all the time when I was pregnant. 1171 01:13:00,443 --> 01:13:02,320 You were pregnant? 1172 01:13:02,445 --> 01:13:04,789 In Japan, for a few weeks. 1173 01:13:04,947 --> 01:13:07,291 And then I miscarried, which was cool. 1174 01:13:07,408 --> 01:13:08,705 Wow. 1175 01:13:08,826 --> 01:13:11,750 That sounds crass. Miscarriage is not cool. 1176 01:13:11,871 --> 01:13:13,919 - Would you have had it? - No. 1177 01:13:14,040 --> 01:13:16,259 - Are you gonna marry Patch? - No. 1178 01:13:17,710 --> 01:13:20,964 I can't believe that pregnant is no longer crazy. 1179 01:13:22,173 --> 01:13:26,144 I don't want to stay in Tokyo. I hate it there. 1180 01:13:26,260 --> 01:13:28,558 - Really? - Yeah. 1181 01:13:28,679 --> 01:13:32,684 And then when I got pregnant, I was just like, “Get me the fuck out. 1182 01:13:32,809 --> 01:13:35,688 But your blog looks so happy. 1183 01:13:35,812 --> 01:13:39,157 I don't think my Mom would read it if it were about depression. 1184 01:13:39,315 --> 01:13:41,067 My Mom would. 1185 01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:46,573 I was telling the truth. I like Patch. 1186 01:13:46,697 --> 01:13:48,665 I don't hate him. 1187 01:13:48,783 --> 01:13:51,002 I know. 1188 01:13:51,118 --> 01:13:53,166 I'm sorry about - 1189 01:13:55,706 --> 01:13:59,506 It's just, if something funny happens on the way to the deli... 1190 01:13:59,627 --> 01:14:02,130 you'll only tell one person, and that'll be Patch... 1191 01:14:02,255 --> 01:14:04,349 and I'll never hear about it. 1192 01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:07,768 Fuck, I'm tired. 1193 01:14:11,722 --> 01:14:14,316 It's bedtime for all good children. 1194 01:14:16,102 --> 01:14:19,823 I want to leave Patch and leave Tokyo and come back to New York. 1195 01:14:19,939 --> 01:14:22,192 - You should. - I'm going to. 1196 01:14:22,358 --> 01:14:26,113 I could - I don't know. I could - I could help you. 1197 01:14:26,237 --> 01:14:28,786 I was gonna say, “You could live with me”... 1198 01:14:28,906 --> 01:14:30,874 but I don't have a home. 1199 01:14:30,992 --> 01:14:33,836 - I am going to do it. - Fuck, yeah, girl. 1200 01:14:33,953 --> 01:14:36,047 I miss my job. 1201 01:14:36,205 --> 01:14:38,833 I miss old skyscrapers. 1202 01:14:38,958 --> 01:14:42,303 Maybe we'll move back to New York at the same time and be like... 1203 01:14:42,420 --> 01:14:45,048 women who rediscover themselves after a divorce. 1204 01:14:45,172 --> 01:14:47,095 - That's what my Mom did. - Oh, yeah. Sorry. 1205 01:14:47,216 --> 01:14:49,344 No. I think it'll be great. 1206 01:14:49,468 --> 01:14:52,688 We should get apartments close to each other in Brooklyn. 1207 01:14:52,805 --> 01:14:55,308 Yeah. That's what we'll do. 1208 01:14:58,728 --> 01:15:00,947 I've always felt so competitive with you. 1209 01:15:01,063 --> 01:15:02,986 Really? 1210 01:15:03,107 --> 01:15:05,280 I don't think I realized we were competitive. 1211 01:15:05,401 --> 01:15:07,403 - Fran? - Yes? 1212 01:15:07,528 --> 01:15:10,623 Can you - I know it's not my bed, but - 1213 01:15:10,740 --> 01:15:12,367 What? 1214 01:15:12,491 --> 01:15:14,368 Can you take off your socks? 1215 01:15:14,493 --> 01:15:16,166 Oh, yeah. Sure. 1216 01:15:16,287 --> 01:15:19,257 It's just, you know - socks in bed. 1217 01:15:20,583 --> 01:15:22,085 Right. Gross. 1218 01:15:24,045 --> 01:15:26,264 I love you, Frances. 1219 01:15:27,298 --> 01:15:28,891 Good night. 1220 01:15:30,468 --> 01:15:33,062 I love you, Sophie. 1221 01:15:33,179 --> 01:15:34,897 Good night. 1222 01:15:55,201 --> 01:15:58,501 F, I'm sorry I was so drunk last night... 1223 01:15:58,621 --> 01:16:00,982 but' thank you for being nice to me, which I 1224 01:16:00,983 --> 01:16:03,343 know you were, even though I don't remember it. 1225 01:16:03,459 --> 01:16:07,134 All I know is you don't have a trash can this morning, so it must've been bad. 1226 01:16:07,254 --> 01:16:10,178 Ha, ha. I love you. 1227 01:16:10,299 --> 01:16:13,644 I've got to get back to this funeral in New York. 1228 01:16:13,803 --> 01:16:16,773 Call me when you're a wake. My phone works in the States... 1229 01:16:16,889 --> 01:16:18,983 and there aren't any charges or anything. 1230 01:16:19,100 --> 01:16:21,649 XOXO. Sophie. 1231 01:16:25,064 --> 01:16:26,907 Sophie! 1232 01:16:27,024 --> 01:16:28,992 Sophie! 1233 01:16:29,110 --> 01:16:31,989 Sophie! Sophie! 1234 01:16:56,512 --> 01:16:59,356 How can they be so nasty? 1235 01:16:59,473 --> 01:17:01,271 I'm sorry. 1236 01:17:11,527 --> 01:17:14,906 - Probably head back in about five. - Yes, hi. This is Frances. 1237 01:17:15,031 --> 01:17:17,500 Yes, “Frances for tonight.” 1238 01:17:17,616 --> 01:17:19,539 Thanks. 1239 01:17:19,660 --> 01:17:21,873 I just wanted to double-check that we're still 1240 01:17:21,874 --> 01:17:24,086 on for me bringing my guys in a little early. 1241 01:17:25,291 --> 01:17:28,420 Okay. Great. I'll see you in 30. 1242 01:17:28,544 --> 01:17:31,423 I think the other two groups will be here by 6:45. 1243 01:17:31,547 --> 01:17:33,515 We'll be done by then. Thanks. 1244 01:17:51,025 --> 01:17:52,868 - Hey! - Good to see you. 1245 01:17:52,985 --> 01:17:55,738 Hi! Hi. Thanks for coming. 1246 01:17:55,863 --> 01:17:57,240 Urn, over there. 1247 01:18:06,332 --> 01:18:10,178 Then you guys rest for a second. Can I see the two of you? 1248 01:18:22,139 --> 01:18:24,437 - Okay. - Cue one... 1249 01:18:24,600 --> 01:18:26,944 into the master, and you're all set. 1250 01:18:27,103 --> 01:18:28,901 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1251 01:19:48,100 --> 01:19:49,568 Yea! 1252 01:19:51,145 --> 01:19:53,318 Fuck you guys. You got married. 1253 01:19:53,439 --> 01:19:55,032 - We did. - What? 1254 01:19:55,191 --> 01:19:56,443 - Yeah. - Hi. 1255 01:20:01,197 --> 01:20:03,291 Hey. That was great. 1256 01:20:03,407 --> 01:20:05,830 Oh, thanks, Ben. 1257 01:20:05,951 --> 01:20:08,704 I like things that look like mistakes. 1258 01:20:08,871 --> 01:20:10,999 No, at times it reminded me of - 1259 01:20:11,123 --> 01:20:13,046 Did you see the exhibit at the Met... 1260 01:20:13,209 --> 01:20:15,712 about the textiles that influenced Matisse? 1261 01:20:15,836 --> 01:20:17,713 That's what your piece reminded me of- 1262 01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:20,474 not the paintings, but the textiles. 1263 01:20:20,591 --> 01:20:22,264 - Hmm. - Undateable. 1264 01:20:22,384 --> 01:20:25,479 - Me? - No, I meant me that time. 1265 01:20:25,596 --> 01:20:28,395 Oh. Oh, yeah. Textiles. 1266 01:20:28,557 --> 01:20:31,276 Yeah, but also true. Meaning I'm not dating anyone. 1267 01:20:31,393 --> 01:20:33,816 - Undateable. Same difference. - Oh. 1268 01:20:33,938 --> 01:20:37,033 Are you really still, uh - Are you undateable? 1269 01:20:37,149 --> 01:20:39,698 You mean, am I - Oh. Oh, yes. 1270 01:20:39,818 --> 01:20:42,367 Yes. Very undateable. 1271 01:20:48,410 --> 01:20:50,583 It was so interesting, and so you. 1272 01:20:50,746 --> 01:20:54,091 - Oh, thank you. - To me it came right out. 1273 01:20:54,208 --> 01:20:56,927 I really appreciate that. 1274 01:20:57,044 --> 01:20:59,923 Yeah. It's a huge accomplishment. It's a huge piece. 1275 01:21:00,047 --> 01:21:02,300 Yeah, I-I know. It's a lot of people. 1276 01:21:02,424 --> 01:21:05,268 Thank you. 1277 01:21:05,386 --> 01:21:07,434 It's just great. 1278 01:21:07,554 --> 01:21:09,648 I have to say, it just... 1279 01:21:09,765 --> 01:21:11,733 is so impressive to me. 1280 01:21:13,477 --> 01:21:16,276 Who - Who are you making eyes at? 1281 01:21:16,397 --> 01:21:19,617 That's Sophie. She's my best friend. 1282 01:22:32,890 --> 01:22:35,564 I know when to go out... 1283 01:22:35,684 --> 01:22:38,358 or when to stay in. 1284 01:22:38,479 --> 01:22:40,481 Get things done.