1
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**

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* La-di-da, da-da

3
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(doorbell ringing)

4
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(knocking)

5
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(laughing)

6
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Hey.

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Is everything okay?

8
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Yeah.

9
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No.

10
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I need to see you.

11
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Look, I know it's
late, or early,

12
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depending on
your perspective.

13
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It's just that my car
drove me over here.

14
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I told her not to.

15
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But you know how pushy
foreign cars can be.

16
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Look, babe, I--

17
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I know I haven't called
you in a minute,

18
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but I need
to see you.

19
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I need to come
inside.

20
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I got to get on
the other side.

21
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Can you let me in?

22
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* When you're
feeling down *

23
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* You should never
fake it *

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Hold on.

25
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* Say what's on your mind

26
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You're not calling
the police, are you?

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* Come and put
your name on it *

28
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* Put your name on it

29
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* Come and put
your name on it *

30
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* Your name, bet you wanna
put your name on it*

31
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* Put your name on it

32
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* Come and put
your name on it *

33
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* B-b-baby, uh

34
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* It's not even my birthday
(my birthday) *

35
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* But he wanna lick
the icing off *

36
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* The icing off

37
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* I know you want it
in the worst way *

38
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* The worst way

39
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* Can't wait to blow
my candles out *

40
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* He want that
cake cake cake cake *

41
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* Cake cake cake cake
cake cake *

42
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* Bet ya wanna put
your name on it *

43
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* Ooh, baby I like it
it's so excited *

44
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* Don't try to hide it
I'ma make you my (...) *

45
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* Cake cake cake cake
cake cake cake cake *

46
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* Bet you wanna put
your name on it *

47
00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:04,425
* I know you wanna bite this
it's so enticing *

48
00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:08,596
* Nothin' is like this
I'ma make you my (...) *

49
00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:10,298
* And it's not even
my birthday *

50
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* My birthday

51
00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,967
* Bet you wanna put
your name on it *

52
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**

53
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* Cake cake cake
cake cake cake cake *

54
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* Cake cake cake cake

55
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* Bet you wanna put
your name on it *

56
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* Ooh, baby I like it
it's so excited *

57
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* Don't try to hide it
I'ma make you my (...) *

58
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* Cake cake cake
cake cake cake cake *

59
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* Cake cake cake cake

60
00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:55,243
* Bet you wanna put
your name on it *

61
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* I know you wanna bite this
it's so enticing *

62
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* Nothin' is like this
I'ma make you my (...) *

63
00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,252
* And it's not even
my birthday *

64
00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:05,519
* My birthday

65
00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:08,456
* Bet you wanna put
your name on it *

66
00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:10,258
* And it's not even
my birthday *

67
00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:12,993
* My birthday *

68
00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:19,833
Please, god,
if he's mine,

69
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just give me a sign.

70
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(vomiting)
(screaming)

71
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(gagging)

72
00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:38,852
Get me--

73
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Go to the bathroom,
go to the bathroom.

74
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Go to the bathroom!

75
00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:44,392
(groaning)

76
00:03:46,294 --> 00:03:48,729
Thank you.

77
00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:53,634
(laughing)

78
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It's not funny.

79
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Yeah, it is.

80
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I'm sorry.

81
00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:06,380
(sighing)

82
00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,415
Whew.

83
00:04:07,515 --> 00:04:08,482
Look--

84
00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,751
Look, don't
say "look."

85
00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,720
I mean, you know,
I'm drunk,

86
00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:15,823
but I had to
do something

87
00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:19,427
so I could tell you what
I needed to tell you.

88
00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:25,466
I love you.

89
00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:28,536
Don't say that.

90
00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,808
I...

91
00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:37,578
love...

92
00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:46,520
you.

93
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Let me, um...

94
00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:55,863
...let me go get you
some sparkling water

95
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for your stomach.

96
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It will settle
it down.

97
00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:07,975
**

98
00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:24,992
Ahh!

99
00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:31,298
**

100
00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,072
Get out!
Ah!

101
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Get out.

102
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Get out of
my house.

103
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You are a
freaking liar.

104
00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,547
And you let me kiss you
and vomit on your-- ahh!

105
00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:48,015
But I said
I love you.

106
00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:51,452
You kiss my ass,
kiss my ass!

107
00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:52,553
Are you crazy?

108
00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:54,287
How do you forget
about a wife?

109
00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:56,424
You stupid idiot!

110
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Get out,
get out!

111
00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,229
(dog barking)

112
00:06:02,329 --> 00:06:05,433
Get out.

113
00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:07,435
I can't drive home.

114
00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:08,902
I'm drunk.

115
00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:10,270
You know what, good.

116
00:06:10,438 --> 00:06:12,673
There's a tree right
down the street.

117
00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:16,076
Why don't
you hit it?

118
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* I came to win

119
00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,480
What am I gonna do
without my shoe?

120
00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,981
* To fight

121
00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:24,084
* To conquer,
to thrive *

122
00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:29,089
* I came to win,
to survive *

123
00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:33,326
* To prosper,
to rise *

124
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* To fly

125
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* To fly

126
00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:49,510
* Uh, yo, yo

127
00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:51,512
* I wish today it would
rain all day *

128
00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:53,481
* Maybe that'll kinda make
the pain go away *

129
00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:55,348
* Trying to forgive you
for abandoning me *

130
00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:57,518
* Praying but I think
I'm still an angel away *

131
00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:59,587
* Angel away
yeah, strange in a way *

132
00:06:59,687 --> 00:07:01,589
* Maybe that is why I chase
strangers away *

133
00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:03,557
* They got their guns out
aiming at me *

134
00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:05,626
* But I become Neo
when they're aiming at me *

135
00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:07,495
* Me, me,
me against them *

136
00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:09,530
* Me against enemies
me against friends *

137
00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:11,599
* Somehow they both seem
to become one *

138
00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:13,601
* A sea full of sharks
and they all smell blood *

139
00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:15,703
* They start coming
and I start rising *

140
00:07:15,803 --> 00:07:17,505
* Must be surprising
I'm just surmising *

141
00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:19,607
* I win, thrive,
soar, higher *

142
00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:21,108
* Higher, higher
more fire *

143
00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:24,978
* I came to win
to fight *

144
00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:28,248
* To conquer,
to thrive *

145
00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:32,986
* I came to win,
to survive *

146
00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:37,057
* To prosper,
to rise *

147
00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:41,529
* To fly

148
00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:48,736
* To fly

149
00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:54,307
* Uh, yo, yo

150
00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:56,544
* Get ready for it *

151
00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:58,145
(radio)
The Zimbabwean women
have been accused

152
00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:00,548
of raping men and
stealing their semen.

153
00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:02,349
One victim claims that
he was hitchhiking,

154
00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:04,451
and a carful of
women picked him up.

155
00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:06,687
The women have been
charged on 17 counts

156
00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:08,689
of aggravated
indecent assault,

157
00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:10,658
as Zimbabwean law
does not recognize

158
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the act of a woman
raping.

159
00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,828
I'm Barry Phillips
reporting for NPR.

160
00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:17,097
Oh my god.

161
00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:19,900
Oh, my god.

162
00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,335
Oh, my god.

163
00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:27,908
Oh, my god, please
don't let him be dead.

164
00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,443
Please don't let
him be dead.

165
00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:33,847
I didn't mean it,
I didn't mean it.

166
00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:41,622
Oh, god.

167
00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:42,723
Mary Jane Paul.

168
00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:45,258
Yeah.

169
00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:46,627
(laughing)

170
00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:48,962
O-M-G,
Mary Jane Paul.

171
00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,631
I know you probably get
this all the time,

172
00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:53,200
but, could I get
a picture with you?

173
00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:54,635
My wife watches
you every day.

174
00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:56,069
Oh.

175
00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:58,138
Sir, you were just
in an accident.

176
00:08:58,238 --> 00:08:59,239
Just a quick one?

177
00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:01,775
Okay, fine, but
I want one too.

178
00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:05,212
Smile, Mary Jane.

179
00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:06,614
Hey, mom, hey--

180
00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,849
You know,
I'm losing you.

181
00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,818
Yeah, if I lose you,
I'll call you right back.

182
00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:12,953
(coughing)
Did you hear me?

183
00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:16,824
He brought a fast-tail
gal in my house.

184
00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:19,159
Now, he can't
pay a bill

185
00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,928
or even buy a
loaf of bread.

186
00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:23,263
But he has the
nerve to screw

187
00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,165
some tramp
in my house.

188
00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:27,367
I'm telling you,
in my house.

189
00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,369
Mom-- oh, God, I'm
on the elevator.

190
00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:30,771
I'm losing you.

191
00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:32,640
You know what, if we
break up, I-- what?

192
00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:33,707
I can't hear you.

193
00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,876
I'll call you back,
bye, mom, love you.

194
00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,845
I can hear you.

195
00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:44,652
**

196
00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:51,158
Hey.

197
00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,292
They're almost done.

198
00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:53,460
Oh, good, there's
still time.

199
00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:54,561
Here you go.

200
00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:56,529
(cell phone chiming)

201
00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:58,431
I will call
you back, mom.

202
00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,333
Thanks.

203
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:03,937
Hi.

204
00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:05,538
Hey.

205
00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:07,540
How's your mom,
is she feeling better?

206
00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:08,676
Fine.

207
00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:09,977
Yeah, no, she's--
she's good.

208
00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:10,978
That was her
on the phone.

209
00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,212
You can call
her back.

210
00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,981
No, no, no, no,
she's fine, she's fine.

211
00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:15,849
So, where were we?

212
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,517
We're done.

213
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:18,986
Great job, Kara.
Thank you.

214
00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:22,489
Can you get Mary Jane
all caught up?

215
00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:23,924
Of course.

216
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:27,227
I love, love the
African women story.

217
00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,262
I can't wait to see what
you do with it tomorrow.

218
00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,932
Okay.

219
00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,200
Great.

220
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,736
Bye-bye.

221
00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,977
So did you sell it,
or did they sell you

222
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,345
on the rapee
African story?

223
00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:46,914
Hey, not fair.

224
00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:48,949
I pitched
my ass off.

225
00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:52,419
I had my visual aids
and everything.

226
00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:54,822
I know how important
that story is to you.

227
00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:57,224
And where were you?

228
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,259
(scoffing)

229
00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:00,293
Are you okay?

230
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,830
I'm fine,
I'm fine.

231
00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,231
(sighing)

232
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,733
They think it's
a blog story.

233
00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,067
It's five days out.

234
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,737
Exactly, MJ,
it's old.

235
00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:12,039
Okay, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

236
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:15,375
Okay, here's how
we angle it.

237
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,745
Black women
aren't ugly.

238
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,747
We're invisible.

239
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,314
I get quotes
from Ralph Ellison.

240
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:22,582
Oh, Ralph Ellison.

241
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,752
Wow, set the DVR right
after I look him up

242
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,119
to see who
the hell he is.

243
00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:27,654
You know this
is ridiculous.

244
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,122
No major magazine
should be able

245
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,390
to get away
with this crap,

246
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,192
and nobody even raises
an eyebrow.

247
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,994
Look,
I'm disgusted, too,

248
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,395
but it's their network,

249
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,030
and Greg's not gonna
let you do the story.

250
00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,899
No, no, no, we
sold this show

251
00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:42,135
part news,
part my platform.

252
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,471
Oh, that's funny,
because up until now,

253
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:46,840
I thought it was our
platform.

254
00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,475
I said "our."

255
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,410
Kara,
I said "our."

256
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,445
Look, we could do
more of your platform

257
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,081
when your ratings
go up.

258
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,916
Until then, I could
use your suggestions

259
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,918
on the rapee
Africans.

260
00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:00,821
Now, I got to go
check on the show.

261
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,323
Fine,
fine.

262
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,796
(sighing)

263
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,932
Your dress is undone.

264
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:18,205
See you later.

265
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,543
Oh, I'm sorry.

266
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,813
Your mom
keeps calling.

267
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:27,480
Oh, I bet she does.

268
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:31,651
(cell phone chiming)

269
00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:34,021
(sighing)

270
00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,725
Hi, mom.

271
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,961
You didn't
call me back.

272
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,330
You ignoring me like
your father?

273
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,532
No, no, mom.

274
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,835
Did you take your
medicine on time today?

275
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,870
(coughing)

276
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:53,841
That boy don't do
anything on time.

277
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:56,476
Wasn't even
born on time.

278
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:59,446
Hold on.

279
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,414
(phone ringing)

280
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,516
(TV)
Checks the runners,
fastball on the corner.

281
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,085
Strike one,
a 91 mile-an hour...

282
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,086
What?

283
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,855
Patrick, can you
please take mom

284
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:12,259
a glass of water and
her medicine upstairs now?

285
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,426
I already did.

286
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:14,561
No, you didn't.

287
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:15,929
What?

288
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,697
(TV)
The pitcher is taking
his time today, Jim.

289
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:20,367
(sighing)

290
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,601
Okay, so now that
that's handled,

291
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,370
do you want me to talk
to Paul about the girls?

292
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,739
(coughing)
Can't I just vent?

293
00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,008
Yeah, mom.

294
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,343
Look, I'm-- I'm
about to go on air,

295
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:31,411
so I gotta go.

296
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:32,445
I know.

297
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,982
Don't wear that
ugly orange lipstick

298
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,950
you had on
yesterday.

299
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,151
It was coral.

300
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,353
Oh, well, it's
attacking your face.

301
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,788
(coughing)

302
00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:44,357
And yes, I do want
you to talk to Paul,

303
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:47,694
but don't be
hard on him.

304
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:50,263
Hey, mom?

305
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:51,298
Happy birthday.

306
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,966
(coughing)

307
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,902
Ain't nothing
happy about it.

308
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:55,936
Bye.

309
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,737
Bye.

310
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:08,015
**

311
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:17,357
No, no, no, no.

312
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,459
Stop it, stop it,
stop it, stop it,

313
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,962
stop it, stop it,
stop it, stop it.

314
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,631
Stop it.

315
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:29,302
**

316
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,943
You can go anywhere
for your news.

317
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:38,178
I appreciate that
you come here first.

318
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,446
I'm Mark Bradley.

319
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,614
Have a great
rest of your day.

320
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,416
See you on set.

321
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:47,554
**

322
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:48,588
Hey.

323
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,224
(woman)
Hey, MJ.

324
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:55,828
Hey, chief.

325
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,264
See that game
last night?

326
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,598
Sick, right?
Yeah, it was
a great game.

327
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,067
You see the game
last night?

328
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,469
You okay?
Yep.

329
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,171
You get a chance to
look over the stories?

330
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:05,572
Yep.

331
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,340
All right, good.

332
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,978
Well, you have
a great show.

333
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:14,281
I'm looking forward to
having a great show, too.

334
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,183
Thank you.

335
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:18,585
(woman)
Ronnie, we need the
"Talkback" bumper.

336
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:19,686
Mm.

337
00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:20,988
Hey, you didn't
call me back.

338
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,522
I know,
I went to bed early.

339
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:23,556
Yeah, okay.

340
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:24,657
Spoiler alert:
someone dies.

341
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,359
What?
Look, if you
could DVR tonight,

342
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:27,827
I got a window between
8:00 and 10:00.

343
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:28,996
Date.
Okay.

344
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,030
I like your tie.

345
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,098
Oh, thank you.

346
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:32,565
What's going on
with your eyes?

347
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,101
(woman)
20 seconds, everyone.

348
00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:36,836
Nothing, nothing.

349
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,305
Nothing.

350
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,406
(laughing)
Break a leg.

351
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,908
All right,
all right.

352
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,643
(woman)
Mary Jane,
to you in ten.

353
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:44,744
Kara, you there?

354
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:47,380
Always.

355
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,515
(woman)
Settle, please.

356
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,717
All right, guys and
girls, show time.

357
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:55,022
(woman)
Five, four,
three, two, one.

358
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,489
I'm Mary Jane Paul.

359
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,358
Welcome to "Talkback".

360
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,761
(group singing)
* Happy birthday to ya

361
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:05,132
* Happy birthday to ya

362
00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:07,567
* Happy birthday

363
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,937
* Happy birthday to ya

364
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:14,274
* Happy birthday to ya

365
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:17,277
* Happy birthday *

366
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,379
(clapping)
All right.

367
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,581
Make a wish, mom.

368
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,485
(coughing)

369
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:26,519
Mom.

370
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:27,754
Mom, are you
all right?

371
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,189
Breathe.
(coughing)

372
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,558
Just breathe, mom,
just breathe, okay?

373
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:32,659
Put this on.

374
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:33,826
Put this on, mom,
mom, breathe.

375
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,662
No, just put out
this inferno

376
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,630
and cut up the cake,
and get on out of here.

377
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,067
Mom, put this on,
come on, come on.

378
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,534
(Mary Jane)
Relax, mom,
just relax.

379
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,070
Slow, slow,
mom, slow.

380
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,071
Mm.

381
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,072
Breathe, mom.

382
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,206
Don't you see I'm
dealing with it?

383
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,307
See, she's
doing better?

384
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,542
Just back up.

385
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,644
Here, Patrick.

386
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,183
Slow, slow breaths, slow
breaths, slow breaths.

387
00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,518
(Tracy)
It's okay, baby.

388
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:18,671
She's gonna
be okay, dad.

389
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,373
(scoffs)

390
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:28,315
I just...

391
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:31,017
I just wish she'd
go on and die.

392
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:35,788
**

393
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,857
You don't
mean that.

394
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:40,427
I know you don't.

395
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:43,330
(sighing)

396
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,465
Yes, I do.

397
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:49,169
I just wish
that you'd know

398
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:52,439
that kind of love
one day.

399
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,942
I hope you all do.

400
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,552
(Mary Jane)
Where's mom?

401
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,154
In the bed.

402
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,288
Oh, you got her up
there that fast?

403
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:11,191
Yeah, how bout that?

404
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,992
Can we stop, please?

405
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,026
I didn't start it.

406
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,928
(laughing)

407
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,832
I love you.

408
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,270
I love you, Patrick.

409
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:24,404
Tell me you love me,
tell me you love me.

410
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:25,472
Stop playin', girl.

411
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:26,639
Tell me you love me,
tell me you love me.

412
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,741
Get off me.

413
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,679
Hey, look.

414
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:39,051
Let me get
500 from you.

415
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:40,987
If you guys need me to help
you with the budget, I can--

416
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:45,492
No, I need you to
help me with $500.

417
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,460
Patrick, you guys
stay here for free.

418
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,497
I mean, you and Tracy
eat for free.

419
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:53,966
You don't have to
bring me in this.

420
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,935
What happens to the
money that I got

421
00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:57,937
the state to pay you
to take care of mom?

422
00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:00,273
I mean, where does that
money go, Patrick?

423
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:01,674
Get out my face
with that, okay?

424
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,443
I should get half,
considering I still gotta

425
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,212
come over here and do
everything anyway.

426
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,746
Who got her breathing
again, huh?

427
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,815
She wouldn't have
the coughing fit

428
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:11,418
if you gave her
her medicine on time.

429
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:12,785
I don't need
a lecture.

430
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:15,322
I just asked
you for a favor.

431
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,290
(scoffing)

432
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,958
Wow.

433
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:23,830
For the record, he gives
her everything on time.

434
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,937
(scoffing)
Bitch.

435
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,777
* Is that her
in the VIP line *

436
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:40,413
* With the Vuitton
and Yves Saint Laurent *

437
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,316
* Used to drive a Nissan
now she in a Beamer *

438
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:46,118
* I don't want her
'cause she from the corner *

439
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,355
* And I heard that Beamer
was a loaner *

440
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:51,023
* Her old man the owner
and I don't even drink **

441
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,992
(exhaling)

442
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:54,060
Whew.

443
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,462
Here.

444
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:56,496
Wow.

445
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:57,830
You guys couldn't wait
till I got off?

446
00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,699
You know this might
be her last birthday.

447
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,968
Might not.

448
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,771
Was she happy?

449
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,539
Right.

450
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:07,740
So you want to talk
about that girl

451
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,676
you had over to
the house last night?

452
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:12,812
I didn't have a girl
over at the...

453
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,814
It was her only rule when
she let you move back in.

454
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,349
Yeah, I know.

455
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:17,484
I gotta get up
out of there.

456
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:18,851
And twirling a sign
and selling weed

457
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,019
ain't gonna cut it.

458
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,088
See, I knew I shouldn't
have sold to your friends.

459
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:23,923
But FYI, they're my
best customers.

460
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,225
Paul.
Pauletta.

461
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,427
Don't call me that.

462
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,629
I'm not calling you by that
stupid name you made up.

463
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,332
Matter of fact, why don't
you keep my secrets,

464
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:33,866
and I keep yours?

465
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,167
Hey, roll to the
Pitch & Putt.

466
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,269
I gotta get
mom a card.

467
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,470
I already put your
name on a gift.

468
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,571
Yeah, but I brought
a chick home,

469
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,239
so I gotta put in extra.

470
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,275
Come on.

471
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,745
(cash register beeping)

472
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:46,813
(cashier)
Okay, thanks.

473
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,348
How you doing?

474
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:49,549
(phone)
Call me back, MJ.

475
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,584
This is the fifth
message I've left you.

476
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,152
We need to talk.

477
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,587
I love you.

478
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:55,622
Call me back,
please--

479
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,624
(beeps)

480
00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:01,894
Appreciate that.

481
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:04,030
Booyah.

482
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:06,098
Really?
What?

483
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,601
Look, I thought it
was a great complement

484
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:11,003
to the incense
I got her.

485
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,139
What, so she
can choke?

486
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:16,743
(car phone beeping)

487
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:17,777
(beep)

488
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,346
(laughing)

489
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,381
I got a few of those
on my phone, too.

490
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:22,549
Uh-huh, uh-huh.

491
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,984
Who are you avoiding,
David?

492
00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:26,919
Or is David
"Never Answer #1"?

493
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,355
Why do you always
bring him up?

494
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:29,989
Look, you may be
over him, but come on,

495
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,925
dude had season tickets
to the Hawks.

496
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:35,862
(laughing)

497
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:36,929
Ahh.

498
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,365
What?

499
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:39,599
(laughing)
Hey, look.

500
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:40,767
Every time I think
about him

501
00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:42,068
busting you going
through his phone.

502
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:43,202
Shut up.

503
00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:46,739
(laughing)

504
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,908
Come on, come on,
come on, it was classic.

505
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:52,011
I mean, you were all
in his bathroom,

506
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:55,548
copying pictures,
reading his text messages.

507
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,584
He outside running around
looking for his phone,

508
00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:59,652
and then he asked
you if you had it,

509
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:02,088
and you were like,
"nope," and then,

510
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:03,623
beep-beep, beep-beep.

511
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,592
"David, Apple has
found your iPhone,

512
00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:07,860
and it's in the hands of
your lying-ass girl."

513
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,997
Shut up,
shut up.

514
00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:13,566
I swear I tell that story
at least once a day.

515
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,568
(laughing)

516
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:18,505
It was the lowest
point of my life.

517
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,675
You know, one day you're
gonna actually believe

518
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,043
that you're the
baddest chick in the game,

519
00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:25,945
like you purport to be,

520
00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:28,948
and your life is only
gonna get better.

521
00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:31,851
You watch.

522
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:35,087
Eat your cake.

523
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,123
Unh.

524
00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:39,859
Right.

525
00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:41,027
This is good.
Yeah.

526
00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:42,729
This is real good.

527
00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:44,664
Yeah, enjoy it, 'cause
it might be dinner too.

528
00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:45,965
Why?

529
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:48,167
You know Patrick's got
Tracy up over at the house.

530
00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:49,469
Oh, hell.

531
00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:50,703
That fool love them
any way they come,

532
00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:51,804
as long as
they big, huh?

533
00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:53,706
My god, huge.
(laughing)

534
00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:55,442
Hey, but they made a
cute little girl, though.

535
00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:56,709
You seen Daisha?

536
00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:59,278
She gonna be
tall and cute.

537
00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:00,880
Yeah, it's
not so cute

538
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:02,749
when it's one more
mouth to feed.

539
00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:05,084
Hm, not happy about
being an aunt again?

540
00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:06,786
(laughing)
Wonder how long it
was gonna take you

541
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,054
to get to
your soapbox.

542
00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:09,956
(horn honking)

543
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,157
What are you
talking about?

544
00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:12,459
Nothing, nothing.

545
00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:13,560
No, no, what are
you talking about?

546
00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:15,462
Girl, girl, go,
I don't know nothing.

547
00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:17,930
I'm trying to
eat my cake.

548
00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:21,468
(TV)
Animosity between
me and Mike,

549
00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:24,170
and I just let it build up,
and build up, and build up.

550
00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:27,073
I can't believe I let
myself get so angry.

551
00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:29,476
Niecy, are you
pregnant again?

552
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:30,510
Huh?

553
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:31,578
Hey, get out of
here with that.

554
00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:32,612
You ain't got
to answer her.

555
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,380
Yes, yes,
you do.

556
00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:36,348
Cause eventually,
there'll be a stroller,

557
00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:38,317
a little outfit, or a car
to get around in

558
00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:39,519
that auntie here
needs to buy.

559
00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:40,720
Ain't that right,
Niecy?

560
00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:42,989
You trippin', what's the
matter with you, huh?

561
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,256
What's the matter
with me?

562
00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:45,758
Are you kidding me?

563
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:47,059
You know what,
I love you guys.

564
00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:48,327
I really, really do,

565
00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:50,196
but there are too many
damn kids in this family,

566
00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:51,798
and not enough people
feeding them.

567
00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:54,333
Hey,
that's enough.

568
00:23:54,501 --> 00:23:57,937
Seriously, who's got
a job in this room?

569
00:23:58,037 --> 00:23:59,506
Who's got a job,
raise your hand,

570
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,508
who has a job
in this room?
'Letta.

571
00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:02,509
Raise them high.

572
00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:03,843
I said
that's enough.

573
00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:07,046
The kids can
hear you.

574
00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:14,654
Okay, tomorrow,
I will...

575
00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:16,188
...I'll take you to
Dr. Hudson's office,

576
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,690
and we'll get you
checked out.

577
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:20,359
And in the meantime,
no more soda,

578
00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:23,029
tuna sandwiches,
aspirin, baths.

579
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:26,398
Um, I think you're gonna
have to stop nursing.

580
00:24:26,533 --> 00:24:27,834
So, Trevyon is just
gonna have to drink

581
00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:30,537
regular milk like
everybody else.

582
00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:33,205
Okay?

583
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,708
So call me
tomorrow.

584
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:38,545
I'm sorry, dad.

585
00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:49,355
**

586
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,830
(sighing)

587
00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:12,812
(cell phone chiming)

588
00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:25,224
they think my parents'
house is like

589
00:25:25,324 --> 00:25:26,926
a damn bed
and breakfast.

590
00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:28,661
So many frickin'
mouths to feed,

591
00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:31,631
my parents can't even keep
up on the damn house.

592
00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:33,299
Pretty.

593
00:25:33,399 --> 00:25:36,068
You know, we were
raised the exact same,

594
00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:38,871
you know, little league,
debutante balls, college.

595
00:25:38,971 --> 00:25:40,472
I don't like those.

596
00:25:40,607 --> 00:25:41,708
No?
No.

597
00:25:41,808 --> 00:25:42,775
They do suck, right?

598
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,011
They do, your ankles
are too big.

599
00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:46,278
Sorry.

600
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:48,981
Take them off,
let's go.

601
00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:51,317
I mean, Paul Jr.,
look, I get it.

602
00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:52,351
He's in college.

603
00:25:52,451 --> 00:25:53,986
But freaking
graduate already.

604
00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:56,455
Well, it's like you said
on your show a while back.

605
00:25:56,623 --> 00:25:59,125
The middle class in America
is now the ghetto.

606
00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:00,993
It's the haves and
the have-nots now.

607
00:26:01,093 --> 00:26:03,796
Hello, and I need
to have these.

608
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:04,997
Oh my God.

609
00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:07,033
You can't tell me anything
with these shoes.

610
00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:08,968
Hello,
I like those.

611
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:10,169
Ah.

612
00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:11,671
Nice, right?
Oh, they're
like magic.

613
00:26:11,771 --> 00:26:14,473
Please ring these up before
my conscience wakes up.

614
00:26:14,641 --> 00:26:15,875
Uh, you deserve them.

615
00:26:15,975 --> 00:26:17,710
(sighing)

616
00:26:17,810 --> 00:26:18,945
Ooh, I do
deserve them.

617
00:26:19,045 --> 00:26:20,546
Yeah, you work hard
for your money, girl.

618
00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:21,948
I do work hard
for my money.

619
00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:24,516
Hello, and if you
give it to Patrick,

620
00:26:24,651 --> 00:26:26,819
it'll just end up
up his nose.

621
00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:28,387
Okay, whoa,
whoa, whoa.

622
00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:29,455
Tonya, no.

623
00:26:29,555 --> 00:26:30,923
I can say that.

624
00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:32,491
You cannot say that.

625
00:26:32,659 --> 00:26:34,460
Well, I just
said it, so...

626
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,863
(cell phone chiming)

627
00:26:36,963 --> 00:26:38,130
Hey, Kara.

628
00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:39,531
So, what do you
think about my guest

629
00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:41,400
for our rapee
African story?

630
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:42,669
You got my email,
right?

631
00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:43,670
Yep.

632
00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:44,837
Hold on.

633
00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:46,372
(kids playing)
Max!

634
00:26:46,472 --> 00:26:48,507
Get in the
shower, now.

635
00:26:48,675 --> 00:26:51,543
Scott, please
feed the dog.

636
00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:53,880
Are you done?

637
00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:55,214
Yes, I'm sorry.

638
00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:56,749
Great, yeah,
no, I like it,

639
00:26:56,849 --> 00:26:57,950
and I think it's gonna
pair really well

640
00:26:58,050 --> 00:26:58,951
with our first segment.

641
00:26:59,051 --> 00:27:00,186
Great.

642
00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:02,722
Okay, so you read the
first half of her book,

643
00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:04,857
and I'll read the
second half.

644
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:06,558
And, honey, I can
not go out tonight.

645
00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:07,827
I'm so damn tired.

646
00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:09,195
I'm already
in my sweats.

647
00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:10,797
So I'll just see you
tomorrow, okay?

648
00:27:10,897 --> 00:27:11,898
All right.

649
00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:14,333
(hanging up phone)

650
00:27:14,433 --> 00:27:16,402
(sighing loudly)

651
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:22,474
And the red purse?

652
00:27:22,574 --> 00:27:24,911
I do like those,
I do, I do, I do.

653
00:27:25,011 --> 00:27:27,579
(knocking)

654
00:27:27,714 --> 00:27:29,115
Sorry, we're closed.

655
00:27:29,215 --> 00:27:30,582
Oh, please?

656
00:27:30,717 --> 00:27:32,885
Five minutes, tops.

657
00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:35,321
Should I let them in?

658
00:27:35,421 --> 00:27:36,789
Yeah, I'm gonna
let them in.

659
00:27:36,889 --> 00:27:38,357
He spends a lot of
money on his wife,

660
00:27:38,457 --> 00:27:40,359
and I want a new iPad.

661
00:27:40,459 --> 00:27:41,593
Come on in.

662
00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:42,962
Oh, she's coming,
she's coming.
Let's go.

663
00:27:43,062 --> 00:27:45,164
(door unlocking)

664
00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:46,198
Come in,
welcome.

665
00:27:46,298 --> 00:27:47,499
You know what, baby,
we'll come back.

666
00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:48,968
Yeah, we'll come
back, when do you open?

667
00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:49,969
10:00 A.M.

668
00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:51,103
We'll be here.
Bright and early.

669
00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:53,840
All right,
thank you.
You're welcome.

670
00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:55,975
(sighing)

671
00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:59,846
Isn't it a beautiful thing
when you actually see it?

672
00:28:01,313 --> 00:28:02,749
What?

673
00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:04,817
Black love.

674
00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:07,754
Whew.

675
00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:10,556
It's possible, homey.

676
00:28:10,656 --> 00:28:12,825
Yep.

677
00:28:12,925 --> 00:28:14,593
Mm.

678
00:28:15,762 --> 00:28:21,067
**

679
00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:24,303
* From where you stand

680
00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:27,406
* It's no way
to change it *

681
00:28:27,506 --> 00:28:33,012
* No way to make it
make sense *

682
00:28:33,112 --> 00:28:36,348
* And it's lonely there

683
00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:39,251
* There in the spotlight

684
00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:45,357
* Well, honey
don't I understand *

685
00:28:45,457 --> 00:28:49,028
* But you

686
00:28:49,128 --> 00:28:54,000
* You need someone
to love you *

687
00:28:56,702 --> 00:29:01,874
* You need
someone to hold you *

688
00:29:06,112 --> 00:29:08,815
* Tonight

689
00:29:08,881 --> 00:29:10,349
Call Mark.

690
00:29:10,449 --> 00:29:11,383
(phone ringing)

691
00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:15,687
* Someone to love you

692
00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:22,694
* Someone to love you

693
00:29:22,829 --> 00:29:25,431
Yeah, too late, I'm already
getting ready for bed.

694
00:29:25,531 --> 00:29:27,233
It's only 10:05.

695
00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:29,501
Okay, so we can try this
again tomorrow, right?

696
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,871
Okay, good night.

697
00:29:31,971 --> 00:29:34,841
Boo.

698
00:29:34,907 --> 00:29:38,077
* And try hard
to hide it *

699
00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:43,515
* Try hard
to keep it all in *

700
00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:46,853
* Well, I found you out

701
00:29:46,886 --> 00:29:49,856
* Discovered
your secrets *

702
00:29:49,922 --> 00:29:54,093
* Well, honey,
it ain't a sin *

703
00:29:55,928 --> 00:29:59,899
* But you

704
00:29:59,999 --> 00:30:04,470
* You need someone
to love you *

705
00:30:07,439 --> 00:30:12,979
* You need
someone to hold you *

706
00:30:13,079 --> 00:30:16,448
(sniffing)

707
00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:19,318
* Tonight

708
00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:25,791
* Someone to love you

709
00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:29,962
Ah!

710
00:30:35,034 --> 00:30:38,804
* Someone to love you

711
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:45,711
* Oh, oh, yeah *

712
00:30:45,811 --> 00:30:49,481
(news music)

713
00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:51,984
A woman raping
a man in Zimbabwe

714
00:30:52,084 --> 00:30:53,585
is so rare,

715
00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,922
that crime is not
even on the books.

716
00:30:56,022 --> 00:30:57,957
So what can they
be charged with?

717
00:30:58,057 --> 00:30:59,892
Well, it's my
understanding

718
00:30:59,992 --> 00:31:01,727
that in this case,
the charge is

719
00:31:01,928 --> 00:31:03,162
aggravated
sexual assault.

720
00:31:03,262 --> 00:31:04,830
You're talking
about a society

721
00:31:04,931 --> 00:31:06,933
in which they can't
even grasp

722
00:31:07,033 --> 00:31:09,801
the judicial concept
of a woman raping a man.

723
00:31:09,936 --> 00:31:11,503
So, under those
circumstances,

724
00:31:11,603 --> 00:31:13,139
they're gonna have a
very difficult time

725
00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:14,806
prosecuting
aggravated assault,

726
00:31:14,941 --> 00:31:16,475
sexual or otherwise.

727
00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:18,777
See, in my opinion, they
have a much better case

728
00:31:18,945 --> 00:31:22,481
if they just go with a
simple charge of theft.

729
00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:24,416
Well, how do you place
a value on sperm?

730
00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:26,018
I mean, it's not
like she broke in

731
00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:27,853
and stole his
flat-screen television.

732
00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:30,022
In this case,
the sperm is stolen

733
00:31:30,122 --> 00:31:31,857
to be used in a ritual,
which is where

734
00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:33,960
the value will
be coming from.

735
00:31:34,026 --> 00:31:36,195
Basically, what
compensation

736
00:31:36,295 --> 00:31:37,997
did the perpetrator
receive,

737
00:31:38,097 --> 00:31:42,334
or expect to receive
for their stolen goods?

738
00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:43,970
Goods,
good stuff.

739
00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:45,437
Thank you.

740
00:31:45,537 --> 00:31:47,306
Well, our next guest
has already determined

741
00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:48,540
the value of sperm.

742
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:49,775
Here in the
United States,

743
00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:51,843
it's an incredibly
lucrative business.

744
00:31:51,978 --> 00:31:53,812
Samantha Wynn is a
"New York Times"

745
00:31:53,980 --> 00:31:56,648
best-selling author
of Frozen Assets.

746
00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:58,517
She's already raked
in millions of dollars,

747
00:31:58,617 --> 00:32:01,153
vacation homes, and
luxury cars.

748
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,255
Samantha, welcome
to "Talkback".

749
00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:04,823
Thank you, I'm so
happy to be here.

750
00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:06,725
People have called
you a gold digger.

751
00:32:06,825 --> 00:32:08,327
Yeah, I'm sure.

752
00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:09,861
What do you
call yourself?

753
00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:11,998
A smart
businesswoman.

754
00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:13,199
Well, how does
a woman dream up

755
00:32:13,299 --> 00:32:14,633
a business quite
like this one?

756
00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:16,835
I was taking a business
class in college,

757
00:32:17,003 --> 00:32:18,404
and our professor
said something,

758
00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:19,738
and this
light bulb went off.

759
00:32:19,838 --> 00:32:22,174
And what he said was,
"If you want to be

760
00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:25,011
"wealthy long-term,
you have to find

761
00:32:25,044 --> 00:32:27,346
something that
you're passionate about."

762
00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:30,649
So I thought, well, what
am I passionate about?

763
00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:32,118
Rich men.

764
00:32:32,218 --> 00:32:33,119
(giggles)

765
00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:35,187
Oh, we're just
getting started.

766
00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,688
Stay tuned,
we'll be right back

767
00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:39,791
with "Talkback with
Mary Jane Paul".

768
00:32:39,891 --> 00:32:41,593
(woman)
And clear.

769
00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:42,728
(laughing)
Way to go.

770
00:32:42,828 --> 00:32:44,063
Way to go.

771
00:32:44,163 --> 00:32:45,164
You're doing
a great job.
Thank you.

772
00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:47,233
I love your candor
answering my questions.

773
00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:48,634
Mary Jane, excuse me.

774
00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:49,768
Your brother
Patrick is here.

775
00:32:49,868 --> 00:32:51,037
He said it's very
important.

776
00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:52,338
We're out 1 minute 30.

777
00:32:52,438 --> 00:32:53,439
If you'll
excuse me.

778
00:32:53,539 --> 00:32:54,940
Oh, sure.

779
00:32:57,776 --> 00:32:58,744
What happened?

780
00:32:58,844 --> 00:33:00,146
Huh?
What happened?

781
00:33:00,246 --> 00:33:01,547
Oh, no, this
isn't about mom.

782
00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:04,150
She's fine.

783
00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:05,517
Okay, well, what are
you doing here?

784
00:33:05,617 --> 00:33:06,785
I'm working.

785
00:33:06,885 --> 00:33:08,520
Look, I just...

786
00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:10,422
I just wanted to see
if you could rethink

787
00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:11,690
that money situation.

788
00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:14,060
One minute.

789
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,295
Seriously?

790
00:33:16,395 --> 00:33:19,065
You come up here
out of the blue

791
00:33:19,098 --> 00:33:20,399
saying it's
an emergency.

792
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,068
I said "important"--
No, no, no.

793
00:33:22,101 --> 00:33:25,104
You had me thinking
mom was dead.

794
00:33:25,204 --> 00:33:26,472
But what you
really wanted

795
00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:28,740
was to ask me for
some money?

796
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:29,808
Have you lost--
Mary Jane?

797
00:33:29,908 --> 00:33:30,909
Mm-hmm?

798
00:33:31,077 --> 00:33:31,977
Ready.

799
00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:34,713
Have you lost
your damn mind?

800
00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:37,616
No, and don't
ask me again.

801
00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:40,119
This is my damn job.

802
00:33:41,887 --> 00:33:44,223
Sorry about that.

803
00:33:44,323 --> 00:33:46,492
All righty.

804
00:33:46,592 --> 00:33:47,859
Sell some books.
Sell some books.

805
00:33:47,959 --> 00:33:48,994
Put it up
by your face.

806
00:33:49,095 --> 00:33:50,229
All right.

807
00:33:50,329 --> 00:33:53,099
**

808
00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:01,140
And you look to be
about 32 weeks.

809
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,774
Yeah, that's what
the clinic said.

810
00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:04,776
32 weeks?

811
00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:08,214
Like, eight months?

812
00:34:08,314 --> 00:34:09,215
(clearing throat)

813
00:34:09,315 --> 00:34:10,682
Um, I need to
use the restroom.

814
00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:11,783
Oh, good.

815
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:12,951
Put half of it in
this cup for me.

816
00:34:13,119 --> 00:34:15,254
Okay.

817
00:34:20,926 --> 00:34:22,928
Eight months, and you didn't
know she was pregnant?

818
00:34:23,028 --> 00:34:24,696
I thought she
was just fat.

819
00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:26,398
God, they eat 24-7,

820
00:34:26,498 --> 00:34:28,900
and she wears those
big t-shirts.

821
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,602
Oh, my--
what am I gonna do?

822
00:34:30,702 --> 00:34:32,204
You don't have to do
anything, you heard her.

823
00:34:32,304 --> 00:34:33,905
She's been getting
prenatal care.

824
00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:35,006
At a clinic.

825
00:34:35,141 --> 00:34:36,875
That's what she
can afford.

826
00:34:36,975 --> 00:34:38,144
Turn your car around,

827
00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:39,511
'cause I see where
you're trying to go.

828
00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:40,812
Of course she's gonna
keep having babies

829
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:42,348
if you keep
taking care of them.

830
00:34:42,448 --> 00:34:43,382
It's family.

831
00:34:43,482 --> 00:34:44,950
Okay, babysit
sometimes.

832
00:34:45,050 --> 00:34:47,153
I do.

833
00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:49,988
That only leads to dreams
of me kidnapping them.

834
00:34:50,156 --> 00:34:51,257
(scoffing)

835
00:34:51,357 --> 00:34:54,526
She and her sister have
four kids between them.

836
00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:56,962
Now, I did
everything right.

837
00:34:57,062 --> 00:34:59,298
And what do I have to show
for being a good girl?

838
00:34:59,398 --> 00:35:01,167
A wonderful career,
beautiful house.

839
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,369
Mm-hmm.

840
00:35:06,472 --> 00:35:09,675
(radio playing)
* God is able to do

841
00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:11,977
* Just what he said

842
00:35:12,077 --> 00:35:13,712
* He would do

843
00:35:13,812 --> 00:35:17,183
* He's gonna fulfill
(he's gonna fulfill) *

844
00:35:17,249 --> 00:35:19,518
* Every promise
(every promise) *

845
00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:20,919
* Yeah
to-- *

846
00:35:21,019 --> 00:35:22,588
(turning radio off)

847
00:35:24,423 --> 00:35:26,625
Why are you trying
to make me feel bad?

848
00:35:26,725 --> 00:35:28,194
What?

849
00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:30,962
If anything, I thought
it'd be inspirational.

850
00:35:31,062 --> 00:35:33,098
You're wrong,
Auntie.

851
00:35:35,334 --> 00:35:38,437
What are you
gonna do, Niecy?

852
00:35:38,537 --> 00:35:40,739
Go get a job.

853
00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:44,042
Don't you
want a life?

854
00:35:44,210 --> 00:35:45,577
Can I tell you
what I really want?

855
00:35:45,677 --> 00:35:46,645
Yes, please.

856
00:35:46,745 --> 00:35:48,214
To have my baby shower
at your house.

857
00:35:48,314 --> 00:35:49,248
Oh my God.

858
00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:50,582
And for you to make
your coconut cake,

859
00:35:50,682 --> 00:35:51,950
since we just had
carrot at grandma's.

860
00:35:52,050 --> 00:35:53,785
Are you serious?

861
00:35:53,885 --> 00:35:55,621
Yes.

862
00:35:55,721 --> 00:35:58,056
Oh my God.

863
00:35:58,224 --> 00:36:00,726
I can't,
I can't.

864
00:36:04,363 --> 00:36:06,732
I don't want to talk about
your baby shower, Niecy.

865
00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:08,400
You see, I want
to talk about you,

866
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,369
and your life,
and your plans,

867
00:36:10,469 --> 00:36:12,371
what you're good at.

868
00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:14,240
Everybody can't
be as beautiful

869
00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:15,441
and together
as you are.

870
00:36:15,541 --> 00:36:17,743
No, no, no, you don't
get to use my success

871
00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:21,046
for the reason you can't
get your life together.

872
00:36:21,146 --> 00:36:23,849
Okay, Niecy,
having babies

873
00:36:23,949 --> 00:36:27,419
cannot be your biggest
achievement in life.

874
00:36:30,356 --> 00:36:31,957
You want to know
what I'm good at?

875
00:36:32,057 --> 00:36:33,759
What?
Sex.

876
00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:35,261
I even thought about
the porn industry,

877
00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:39,465
but Trevyon gave me all
these damn stretch marks.

878
00:36:39,565 --> 00:36:40,532
What?

879
00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:41,633
It's no big deal.

880
00:36:41,733 --> 00:36:45,304
Yeah, yeah, porn is
still a huge deal.

881
00:36:45,404 --> 00:36:47,873
Huge.

882
00:36:47,973 --> 00:36:50,942
So much so, I don't even have
one of my witty comebacks.

883
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,844
I am so
freakin' shocked.

884
00:36:52,944 --> 00:36:54,746
Are you kidding me?

885
00:36:54,846 --> 00:36:57,449
I mean, look at
Kim Kardashian.

886
00:36:57,549 --> 00:37:00,552
She started off in porn,
and she's making millions.

887
00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:04,089
I don't think she
meant to, okay?

888
00:37:04,189 --> 00:37:06,292
Now who's being naive?

889
00:37:06,358 --> 00:37:07,559
Is this a joke?

890
00:37:07,659 --> 00:37:08,560
No.

891
00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:10,429
Is this whole
conversation a joke?

892
00:37:10,529 --> 00:37:12,398
No.

893
00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:18,704
But you want to know
what's real funny?

894
00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:23,775
Dante got another
girl pregnant.

895
00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:24,776
Oh my God.

896
00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:26,312
Don't say nothing
smart, Auntie.

897
00:37:26,412 --> 00:37:27,613
Please don't
say nothing smart.

898
00:37:27,713 --> 00:37:31,717
There is nothing smart
about this conversation.

899
00:37:31,817 --> 00:37:34,019
And since she know
I got his baby too,

900
00:37:34,119 --> 00:37:36,722
she's having her baby shower the
same day as mines,

901
00:37:36,822 --> 00:37:39,658
even though she's only
six months pregnant.

902
00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:41,360
And I know he's
gonna go to hers,

903
00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:42,528
'cause it's, like,
his real girlfriend.

904
00:37:42,628 --> 00:37:44,696
His real girlfriend.
But I thought--

905
00:37:44,796 --> 00:37:47,733
But if I had it at your
house, you know, he'd come.

906
00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:50,802
So can I please have my baby
shower at your house?

907
00:37:50,902 --> 00:37:52,804
Please?

908
00:37:55,641 --> 00:37:57,543
What?

909
00:37:59,545 --> 00:38:00,879
What are you doing?

910
00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:02,414
Something even
more stupid

911
00:38:02,514 --> 00:38:03,949
than you getting
pregnant again.

912
00:38:04,049 --> 00:38:07,686
Just, sit tight,
I'll be right back.

913
00:38:13,592 --> 00:38:16,061
(cashier)
That'll be $17.

914
00:38:16,161 --> 00:38:18,864
(dogs barking)

915
00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:23,101
(overlapping chatter)

916
00:38:31,410 --> 00:38:35,080
(cash register beeping)

917
00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:52,764
(chuckling)

918
00:38:54,265 --> 00:38:56,134
I-- hi.

919
00:38:56,234 --> 00:38:57,436
I thought
that was you.

920
00:38:57,536 --> 00:38:58,737
You're Mary Jane Paul,
right?

921
00:38:58,837 --> 00:38:59,805
(laughing)
Yeah.

922
00:38:59,905 --> 00:39:02,508
Oh, God,
I love your show.

923
00:39:02,608 --> 00:39:03,775
Oh my God.

924
00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:06,812
That show yesterday, wow.

925
00:39:06,912 --> 00:39:08,079
I mean, you
go there, you know?

926
00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:10,449
You really take it to
unexpected places.

927
00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:12,884
Oh, thanks.

928
00:39:12,984 --> 00:39:14,285
No, thank you.

929
00:39:14,420 --> 00:39:15,821
I mean, now that
Oprah's not on anymore,

930
00:39:15,921 --> 00:39:17,789
you really give me something
to look forward to

931
00:39:17,889 --> 00:39:18,824
in the middle of my day.

932
00:39:18,924 --> 00:39:22,327
You're just,
you're great.

933
00:39:22,428 --> 00:39:23,429
That's great.

934
00:39:23,529 --> 00:39:24,630
Did you know that
me and your husband

935
00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:27,799
have been sleeping
together?

936
00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:32,704
Couple times a week for
the last few months?

937
00:39:32,804 --> 00:39:36,575
I'm-- I'm sorry,
but I am so tired

938
00:39:36,675 --> 00:39:37,909
of him getting
away with this,

939
00:39:38,009 --> 00:39:41,212
and causing you to live
a lie, and me to cry.

940
00:39:41,312 --> 00:39:43,949
He has known the truth,
and now I know the truth,

941
00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:47,285
and I just-- I just thought
you should know the truth.

942
00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:51,857
Um...

943
00:39:51,957 --> 00:39:53,959
...what, uh...

944
00:39:54,059 --> 00:39:57,529
what was your
goal here?

945
00:39:57,629 --> 00:40:01,366
For you to
know the truth.

946
00:40:01,467 --> 00:40:03,334
Okay.

947
00:40:03,435 --> 00:40:05,303
And now that I know,
what do you want me to do

948
00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,906
with that information?

949
00:40:08,006 --> 00:40:11,577
Um, I don't know?

950
00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:14,345
I--

951
00:40:14,446 --> 00:40:17,883
It's up to you to figure
that out, I guess.

952
00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:22,621
Oh.

953
00:40:22,721 --> 00:40:24,523
Okay.

954
00:40:26,224 --> 00:40:28,594
Well, do you mind,

955
00:40:28,694 --> 00:40:31,196
helping me
figure it out?

956
00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:32,631
You thought it was so
important that I know,

957
00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:34,165
perhaps you'll find it
equally important

958
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:36,468
to help me figure
out if I should keep

959
00:40:36,568 --> 00:40:37,869
the father of my
two children,

960
00:40:37,969 --> 00:40:40,438
who I'm madly
in love with.

961
00:40:42,407 --> 00:40:44,042
I'm just so tired.

962
00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:47,412
(scoffing)
You're tired.

963
00:40:47,513 --> 00:40:48,680
I'm here trying
to figure out

964
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:49,948
what kind of
kitty litter to buy,

965
00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:51,983
because my girlfriend found
out three days ago

966
00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:53,318
that her husband
is leaving her

967
00:40:53,418 --> 00:40:56,622
for his
28-year-old assistant.

968
00:40:56,722 --> 00:40:57,789
She hasn't slept.

969
00:40:57,889 --> 00:40:59,457
The kids don't know why
they can't come home,

970
00:40:59,558 --> 00:41:00,926
and the cat has
nowhere else to defecate.

971
00:41:01,026 --> 00:41:04,295
So, thank you.

972
00:41:04,395 --> 00:41:07,032
But I think
I'll keep him,

973
00:41:07,132 --> 00:41:10,702
and count my blessings
your news wasn't worse.

974
00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:16,407
**

975
00:41:20,646 --> 00:41:24,950
Do you have any diseases
I need to know about?

976
00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:27,318
No.

977
00:41:27,418 --> 00:41:30,021
No, um...

978
00:41:30,121 --> 00:41:32,457
...we always
use condoms.

979
00:41:38,664 --> 00:41:40,666
You can go.

980
00:41:40,766 --> 00:41:47,438
**

981
00:41:55,213 --> 00:41:57,115
No, no, let's just
keep it simple.

982
00:41:57,215 --> 00:41:59,184
I just want
a Brazilian.

983
00:41:59,284 --> 00:42:01,687
Thanks, Mara,
bye.

984
00:42:01,787 --> 00:42:05,924
Well, who are you getting
all cleaned up for?

985
00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:07,125
John called.

986
00:42:07,225 --> 00:42:08,359
Really?
Yes.

987
00:42:08,459 --> 00:42:11,930
In a very sincere tone,
he wants to talk.

988
00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:13,899
I think he wants
to get back together.

989
00:42:13,999 --> 00:42:17,502
I don't know, maybe not,
but it's just in case.

990
00:42:17,603 --> 00:42:19,605
Okay.

991
00:42:19,638 --> 00:42:20,606
Why are you
looking like that?

992
00:42:20,706 --> 00:42:21,940
It's been five months.

993
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,976
I went
nine months once.

994
00:42:25,076 --> 00:42:25,977
I get it.

995
00:42:26,077 --> 00:42:27,813
Yeah, so did I
when I was married.

996
00:42:27,913 --> 00:42:29,915
I mean...

997
00:42:31,683 --> 00:42:33,284
Hey, did you see the
ratings from last night?

998
00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:34,485
Yeah.
Great, right?

999
00:42:34,620 --> 00:42:36,855
We did great
numbers, yep.

1000
00:42:36,955 --> 00:42:39,024
Yeah, great numbers.

1001
00:42:39,124 --> 00:42:40,358
Mm-hmm.

1002
00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:44,696
So go upstairs and get me
my ugly black woman story.

1003
00:42:44,796 --> 00:42:46,131
MJ, you need to
let that go.

1004
00:42:46,231 --> 00:42:47,699
Nobody cares
about that story--

1005
00:42:47,799 --> 00:42:50,068
I care about
that story.

1006
00:42:50,168 --> 00:42:53,972
I have a niece that
wants to do porn.

1007
00:42:55,774 --> 00:42:58,343
Porn.

1008
00:42:58,443 --> 00:43:01,046
I can't help you
with that, girl.

1009
00:43:01,146 --> 00:43:02,981
Okay.

1010
00:43:04,349 --> 00:43:05,651
Wait a minute.

1011
00:43:05,684 --> 00:43:07,085
MJ, wait a minute.

1012
00:43:07,185 --> 00:43:08,386
Somebody's got to
have some balls.

1013
00:43:08,486 --> 00:43:10,021
Stop for a minute,
wait a minute.

1014
00:43:10,121 --> 00:43:11,857
You need to calm down,
we have to--

1015
00:43:11,957 --> 00:43:13,258
Somebody's got to have
balls in this relationship.

1016
00:43:13,358 --> 00:43:15,160
No, you're not
gonna-- wait.

1017
00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:17,696
Let's not talk about
balls right now, okay?

1018
00:43:17,796 --> 00:43:18,897
We need to think
this through,

1019
00:43:18,997 --> 00:43:20,899
and this has to be
approached very carefully.

1020
00:43:20,999 --> 00:43:22,033
You understand?
You know what?

1021
00:43:22,133 --> 00:43:23,301
This is a
nonissue for you,

1022
00:43:23,401 --> 00:43:25,170
because Latinas
are celebrated.

1023
00:43:25,270 --> 00:43:27,773
No one's ever called
a Latina ugly.

1024
00:43:27,873 --> 00:43:29,675
You know, I don't
get you sometimes.

1025
00:43:29,708 --> 00:43:32,010
One minute, you don't want
all the black stories,

1026
00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:34,579
and the next minute, you
want to play the race card.

1027
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,848
I'm not trying to
play the race card.

1028
00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:38,717
This is about
responsibility.

1029
00:43:38,817 --> 00:43:39,885
I get that.

1030
00:43:39,985 --> 00:43:41,419
Truly, I get that.

1031
00:43:41,519 --> 00:43:43,188
But if you march
up there right now,

1032
00:43:43,288 --> 00:43:45,323
you are just gonna be another
angry black woman

1033
00:43:45,423 --> 00:43:48,259
fighting for a story that's
been dead for seven days.

1034
00:43:48,359 --> 00:43:50,428
And this network,
you and I,

1035
00:43:50,528 --> 00:43:52,731
we can't afford
to look like a joke,

1036
00:43:52,831 --> 00:43:54,733
because we're already in
fifth place in a race

1037
00:43:54,833 --> 00:43:57,302
that only has
five networks, MJ.

1038
00:43:57,402 --> 00:43:59,771
Remember, this isn't
the end game.

1039
00:43:59,871 --> 00:44:02,708
You and I promised
each other nightly news.

1040
00:44:02,808 --> 00:44:06,111
And I've already uprooted
my family

1041
00:44:06,211 --> 00:44:10,448
and lost a husband
trying to get there.

1042
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,255
Okay.

1043
00:44:17,355 --> 00:44:22,593
**

1044
00:44:24,896 --> 00:44:28,433
* What's the matter
Mary Jane *

1045
00:44:28,533 --> 00:44:32,738
* Had a hard day

1046
00:44:32,804 --> 00:44:36,274
* As you place
the "Don't Disturb" sign *

1047
00:44:36,374 --> 00:44:40,611
* On the door

1048
00:44:40,746 --> 00:44:44,582
* You lost your place
in line again *

1049
00:44:44,750 --> 00:44:46,852
* What a pity

1050
00:44:46,952 --> 00:44:48,653
(phone ringing)

1051
00:44:48,754 --> 00:44:49,755
(Niecy)
What?

1052
00:44:49,788 --> 00:44:51,022
H-- hey.

1053
00:44:51,122 --> 00:44:52,390
Girl, it's your aunt.

1054
00:44:52,490 --> 00:44:53,759
I'm sorry.

1055
00:44:53,825 --> 00:44:54,793
I know.

1056
00:44:54,893 --> 00:44:58,063
Look, so I just made
a cake that feeds 30.

1057
00:44:58,163 --> 00:44:59,564
(screaming)
Auntie, what?

1058
00:44:59,664 --> 00:45:00,766
Thank you,
thank you so much.

1059
00:45:00,799 --> 00:45:02,567
30, Niecy, that's it,
I'm serious.

1060
00:45:02,768 --> 00:45:03,835
I know, I know,
I know.

1061
00:45:03,935 --> 00:45:04,903
You just always
come through for me.

1062
00:45:05,003 --> 00:45:06,071
Thank you.

1063
00:45:06,171 --> 00:45:07,238
You're welcome.

1064
00:45:07,338 --> 00:45:08,539
And, Auntie,
I'm really sorry

1065
00:45:08,639 --> 00:45:09,640
you're just now
finding out.

1066
00:45:09,775 --> 00:45:11,576
I was so
scared to tell you.

1067
00:45:11,676 --> 00:45:12,911
(cell phone chiming)

1068
00:45:13,011 --> 00:45:14,780
Oh, hey, babe,
I gotta go, okay?

1069
00:45:14,846 --> 00:45:15,847
Kay, call me back.
I love you.

1070
00:45:15,947 --> 00:45:16,982
Love you too, bye.

1071
00:45:17,082 --> 00:45:20,786
(phone speaking)
TV time with Mark.

1072
00:45:20,819 --> 00:45:24,790
* Went off the track

1073
00:45:24,856 --> 00:45:26,157
(TV)
What do you want, Tyler?

1074
00:45:26,257 --> 00:45:27,625
You know, I haven't
decided yet.

1075
00:45:27,793 --> 00:45:29,194
Money would be nice.

1076
00:45:29,294 --> 00:45:30,228
Call Mark.

1077
00:45:30,328 --> 00:45:31,396
(TV)
Stay by your phone.

1078
00:45:31,496 --> 00:45:32,697
Oh, and if you do
anything rash...

1079
00:45:32,798 --> 00:45:33,799
(Mark)
Hello.

1080
00:45:33,899 --> 00:45:35,300
Yeah, yeah,
I'm watching.

1081
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,068
Ah, look who's
on time?

1082
00:45:37,168 --> 00:45:38,269
Goodbye.

1083
00:45:38,369 --> 00:45:39,537
(muffled)
Help me.

1084
00:45:39,637 --> 00:45:41,439
Shut up,
oh my God!

1085
00:45:41,539 --> 00:45:43,474
(Mark laughing
on phone)
Oh my God.

1086
00:45:43,574 --> 00:45:45,543
Finish watching the opening
credits and call me back,

1087
00:45:45,643 --> 00:45:46,812
'cause I gotta go
to the bathroom.

1088
00:45:46,912 --> 00:45:49,214
Okay, okay.

1089
00:45:49,314 --> 00:45:51,049
No, no, no, no,
slow down.

1090
00:45:51,149 --> 00:45:52,951
Stop, stop.

1091
00:45:53,051 --> 00:45:54,252
(TV)
I've been waiting
for the right moment

1092
00:45:54,352 --> 00:45:55,620
to let you know.

1093
00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:57,722
You're doing
all right, mom.

1094
00:45:57,823 --> 00:45:59,357
I know this is new
for both of us,

1095
00:45:59,457 --> 00:46:02,127
but so far so good.

1096
00:46:02,227 --> 00:46:04,295
You don't always get it
right on the first try,

1097
00:46:04,395 --> 00:46:05,864
but you're learning.

1098
00:46:05,964 --> 00:46:08,499
You pick up my sock
every time I drop it.

1099
00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:10,268
That never gets old.

1100
00:46:10,368 --> 00:46:12,103
And you scrub
behind my ears.

1101
00:46:12,203 --> 00:46:13,839
How do you know?

1102
00:46:13,939 --> 00:46:16,474
And your bedtime stories
blow me away.

1103
00:46:16,574 --> 00:46:19,978
* You lost your place
in line again *

1104
00:46:20,078 --> 00:46:23,949
* What a pity

1105
00:46:24,049 --> 00:46:27,953
* You never seem to want
to dance anymore *

1106
00:46:28,053 --> 00:46:30,856
(sniffling)

1107
00:46:30,956 --> 00:46:38,429
* It's a long way down

1108
00:46:38,529 --> 00:46:45,136
* On this roller coaster

1109
00:46:45,236 --> 00:46:46,337
(cell phone buzzes)

1110
00:46:46,437 --> 00:46:53,744
* Well it's full speed,
baby *

1111
00:46:53,879 --> 00:46:56,047
* In the wrong...

1112
00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:58,316
(Mark)
Yo, it is crazy.

1113
00:46:58,416 --> 00:47:00,451
Didn't I tell you,
it's crazy, right?

1114
00:47:00,551 --> 00:47:02,053
Can I come over?

1115
00:47:02,153 --> 00:47:06,524
* There's a few more

1116
00:47:06,624 --> 00:47:10,361
* Bruises

1117
00:47:10,461 --> 00:47:13,764
* If that's the way

1118
00:47:13,899 --> 00:47:18,603
* You insist on heading

1119
00:47:18,703 --> 00:47:22,140
* Please be honest,
Mary Jane *

1120
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:26,544
* Are you happy

1121
00:47:26,644 --> 00:47:29,814
* Please don't censor

1122
00:47:29,915 --> 00:47:33,618
* Your tears *

1123
00:47:36,387 --> 00:47:38,623
(sighing)

1124
00:47:38,723 --> 00:47:42,393
I'm so tired of all
my misfires with guys.

1125
00:47:43,828 --> 00:47:45,096
Mm-hmm.

1126
00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:48,133
I don't want to
be a cliché.

1127
00:47:48,233 --> 00:47:51,069
You know, I want to be
the exception to the rule.

1128
00:47:51,169 --> 00:47:52,337
I know.

1129
00:47:52,437 --> 00:47:54,172
'Cause you know, I am
the exception to the rule

1130
00:47:54,272 --> 00:47:57,542
in every aspect
of my life.

1131
00:47:57,642 --> 00:48:00,145
Except that.

1132
00:48:00,245 --> 00:48:03,148
Mm.

1133
00:48:03,248 --> 00:48:06,284
I guess I just kind of
feel like I'm...

1134
00:48:07,852 --> 00:48:10,021
I'm running
out of time.

1135
00:48:10,121 --> 00:48:14,792
Well, Miss Mary Jane,

1136
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:19,664
(sighing)
you know, finding
someone to love you,

1137
00:48:19,764 --> 00:48:22,633
can't put him in your
little calendar.

1138
00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:24,369
Hm.

1139
00:48:24,469 --> 00:48:26,571
That's why
it's special.

1140
00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:28,974
(sighing)

1141
00:48:29,074 --> 00:48:30,976
(door opening)

1142
00:48:31,009 --> 00:48:32,810
(Eric)
You okay, lady?

1143
00:48:32,978 --> 00:48:33,844
Oh.

1144
00:48:33,979 --> 00:48:35,046
Better.

1145
00:48:35,146 --> 00:48:37,582
(chuckling)

1146
00:48:37,682 --> 00:48:39,250
Hey.
Hey to you.

1147
00:48:39,350 --> 00:48:41,286
Hi.

1148
00:48:41,386 --> 00:48:44,089
I got wine on the way,
if you need more.

1149
00:48:44,189 --> 00:48:45,823
No, I'm gonna go.

1150
00:48:45,991 --> 00:48:47,292
Oh, no, come on.

1151
00:48:47,392 --> 00:48:49,060
Nah.
Yeah?

1152
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:50,095
I'm gonna go.

1153
00:48:50,195 --> 00:48:52,630
All right, well,
you need a ride?

1154
00:48:52,730 --> 00:48:53,898
No, I'm gonna walk.

1155
00:48:53,999 --> 00:48:56,467
My gosh, all right,
let me walk you out.

1156
00:48:56,567 --> 00:48:58,003
Good night.
(Mary Jane)
Good night, baby.

1157
00:48:58,036 --> 00:48:59,370
Farmers market Sunday.

1158
00:48:59,470 --> 00:49:01,172
Yes.

1159
00:49:03,641 --> 00:49:06,311
(vacuum whirring)

1160
00:49:08,479 --> 00:49:10,915
(video)
I can remember
being in the bathtub

1161
00:49:11,016 --> 00:49:14,552
asking my mom to put
bleach in the water

1162
00:49:14,652 --> 00:49:18,456
so that my skin
would be lighter

1163
00:49:18,556 --> 00:49:21,892
and so that I could
escape the feelings

1164
00:49:22,027 --> 00:49:24,762
that I had about
not being as beautiful,

1165
00:49:24,862 --> 00:49:28,166
as acceptable,
as loveable.

1166
00:49:28,266 --> 00:49:30,735
(woman)
And we're all just
hanging around,

1167
00:49:30,835 --> 00:49:33,838
and a dark-skinned girl
will pass by.

1168
00:49:33,938 --> 00:49:36,174
It'll be, "Oh,
well, she's pretty

1169
00:49:36,274 --> 00:49:37,908
for a dark-skinned girl."

1170
00:49:38,043 --> 00:49:40,211
And I'm like, "What is
that supposed to mean?"

1171
00:49:40,311 --> 00:49:43,614
(woman)
I used to wish that I can
wake up one day lighter,

1172
00:49:43,714 --> 00:49:47,452
or wash my face and think
that it would change.

1173
00:49:47,552 --> 00:49:50,121
I thought it was dirt.

1174
00:49:50,221 --> 00:49:57,562
**

1175
00:50:18,049 --> 00:50:20,251
(computer chimes)

1176
00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:27,892
**

1177
00:51:37,662 --> 00:51:44,735
**

1178
00:51:53,311 --> 00:51:55,980
Comfy shoes,
too much, baby.

1179
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,449
Who has shoes?

1180
00:51:58,549 --> 00:52:00,885
(snapping)

1181
00:52:00,985 --> 00:52:05,223
Tish has got
some shoes.

1182
00:52:05,323 --> 00:52:08,659
* Girl, it's only you

1183
00:52:08,759 --> 00:52:09,760
Yes!

1184
00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:10,928
* Have it your way

1185
00:52:11,028 --> 00:52:12,763
Okay.

1186
00:52:12,863 --> 00:52:14,031
* And if you want

1187
00:52:14,199 --> 00:52:15,600
Oh, yeah.

1188
00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:18,236
Oh, I'm getting
some ass in these.

1189
00:52:18,336 --> 00:52:19,337
Okay.

1190
00:52:19,437 --> 00:52:21,972
* And if you'll have me

1191
00:52:22,072 --> 00:52:25,476
* I can provide

1192
00:52:25,576 --> 00:52:30,748
* Everything that you desire

1193
00:52:30,848 --> 00:52:34,585
* And if you
get a feeling *

1194
00:52:37,355 --> 00:52:41,292
* Feeling that I'm feeling

1195
00:52:43,528 --> 00:52:46,231
* Won't you come closer

1196
00:52:46,297 --> 00:52:48,098
(vibrator buzzing)

1197
00:52:48,233 --> 00:52:50,235
* To me baby

1198
00:52:50,335 --> 00:52:52,270
* Hey

1199
00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:54,572
* Now you already got me
(Mary Jane moaning)

1200
00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:57,908
* Right where you
want me baby *

1201
00:52:58,008 --> 00:53:02,580
* I-I-I-I
I just want to be your man *

1202
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:07,418
* How does it feel
yeah **

1203
00:53:10,621 --> 00:53:13,090
(phone ringing)

1204
00:53:15,092 --> 00:53:16,060
(Kara)
Hey.

1205
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:17,262
What are you doing?

1206
00:53:17,295 --> 00:53:18,929
Finally eating, girl.

1207
00:53:19,029 --> 00:53:20,865
Ask me what
I'm doing.

1208
00:53:20,965 --> 00:53:22,400
What are you doing?

1209
00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:24,302
Going out to dinner
with David.

1210
00:53:24,402 --> 00:53:26,271
It's almost midnight.

1211
00:53:26,371 --> 00:53:28,273
You do know this is
a booty call, right?

1212
00:53:28,306 --> 00:53:29,507
Yes.

1213
00:53:29,607 --> 00:53:30,808
Did you masturbate?

1214
00:53:30,908 --> 00:53:32,643
Yes.

1215
00:53:32,743 --> 00:53:34,178
Twice, girl.

1216
00:53:34,279 --> 00:53:35,480
Good girl.

1217
00:53:35,580 --> 00:53:37,848
Now you can talk to
him with a clear head.

1218
00:53:37,948 --> 00:53:40,084
And hopefully, you won't
give him any.

1219
00:53:40,184 --> 00:53:41,752
Did you give
John some?

1220
00:53:41,852 --> 00:53:43,053
(scoffing)

1221
00:53:43,153 --> 00:53:44,622
Turd waits till
we're divorced

1222
00:53:44,722 --> 00:53:47,292
to help the boys
with their homework.

1223
00:53:47,325 --> 00:53:48,959
Was it that sexy?

1224
00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:50,428
You'll see one day.

1225
00:53:50,528 --> 00:53:51,962
(scoffing)
Will I?

1226
00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:54,399
Oh, sad Susie,
stop it.

1227
00:53:54,499 --> 00:53:55,766
Be happy we
live in a time

1228
00:53:55,866 --> 00:53:57,335
where men take little
blue pills

1229
00:53:57,435 --> 00:53:59,304
and women can
freeze their eggs.

1230
00:53:59,337 --> 00:54:01,539
So are you guys
getting back together?

1231
00:54:01,639 --> 00:54:02,807
No.

1232
00:54:02,907 --> 00:54:06,344
He wanted to talk
about some tax stuff.

1233
00:54:06,444 --> 00:54:07,745
Looks like we're gonna
take a bigger hit

1234
00:54:07,845 --> 00:54:09,880
than we expected.

1235
00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:11,616
But you can hear about
my problems tomorrow.

1236
00:54:11,716 --> 00:54:13,584
You go to
dinner with David.

1237
00:54:13,684 --> 00:54:15,520
All right, bye.

1238
00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:18,022
Good night.

1239
00:54:21,359 --> 00:54:23,694
(elevator dings)

1240
00:54:23,794 --> 00:54:28,766
**

1241
00:54:28,866 --> 00:54:32,069
(people speaking
indistinctly)

1242
00:54:40,978 --> 00:54:42,880
Call "Never Answer."

1243
00:54:42,980 --> 00:54:45,550
(car)
Dialing "Never Answer."

1244
00:54:45,650 --> 00:54:47,752
(phone ringing)

1245
00:54:47,852 --> 00:54:49,420
Hello?

1246
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:52,690
Hey, um...

1247
00:54:52,790 --> 00:54:54,592
You know, there's not
enough chicken and waffles

1248
00:54:54,692 --> 00:54:57,962
I could order to make this
something that it isn't.

1249
00:54:58,062 --> 00:55:00,465
And, you know, we're...

1250
00:55:00,565 --> 00:55:04,234
we're grown, so how
about we let a booty call

1251
00:55:04,369 --> 00:55:08,706
be a booty call,
and dinner be,

1252
00:55:08,806 --> 00:55:11,876
I don't know, some
thought and planning

1253
00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:15,212
and at least a
day's notice.

1254
00:55:15,380 --> 00:55:17,448
(laughing)

1255
00:55:17,548 --> 00:55:18,549
(sighing)

1256
00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:20,951
Okay, Mary Jane.

1257
00:55:23,521 --> 00:55:24,722
Good night, David.

1258
00:55:24,822 --> 00:55:26,624
Good night.

1259
00:55:29,059 --> 00:55:31,396
(exhaling)

1260
00:55:34,264 --> 00:55:37,101
(car starting up)

1261
00:55:37,201 --> 00:55:39,870
(sighing)

1262
00:55:39,970 --> 00:55:46,110
**

1263
00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:50,114
(woman)
Oh my God.

1264
00:55:50,214 --> 00:55:51,281
(laughing)

1265
00:55:51,416 --> 00:55:55,520
(overlapping chatter)

1266
00:55:59,256 --> 00:56:02,259
(Niecy)
Oh my gosh.

1267
00:56:02,427 --> 00:56:05,129
Auntie, thank you
so much.

1268
00:56:05,229 --> 00:56:07,432
It's exactly
what I wanted.

1269
00:56:07,532 --> 00:56:08,666
Thank you.

1270
00:56:08,766 --> 00:56:11,101
Everybody, give it up for my
auntie, she hooked me up.

1271
00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:13,604
(applause)

1272
00:56:13,704 --> 00:56:15,506
Oh my gosh,
let's see.

1273
00:56:15,606 --> 00:56:20,511
(overlapping chatter)

1274
00:56:53,578 --> 00:56:54,812
Dante, yo.

1275
00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:57,181
Hey, super sperm.

1276
00:56:57,281 --> 00:56:58,649
Yeah, what?

1277
00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:00,485
Please tell me
there's a job

1278
00:57:00,551 --> 00:57:03,754
somewhere in the middle of
all this unprotected sex.

1279
00:57:03,854 --> 00:57:05,856
Look, I love Niecy,
and I'm gonna be there

1280
00:57:05,956 --> 00:57:09,093
for our baby,
so just relax.

1281
00:57:09,193 --> 00:57:12,797
How much does
love pay, exactly?

1282
00:57:19,169 --> 00:57:21,872
(overlapping chatter)

1283
00:57:23,708 --> 00:57:25,743
You can come in.

1284
00:57:27,277 --> 00:57:29,647
I'll wait.

1285
00:57:29,747 --> 00:57:32,082
Here.

1286
00:57:34,519 --> 00:57:35,653
No, I'm good.

1287
00:57:35,753 --> 00:57:36,887
Just take it.

1288
00:57:36,987 --> 00:57:40,224
(Niecy)
Daddy, look what I got.

1289
00:57:40,324 --> 00:57:41,659
It's the stroller
we talked about.

1290
00:57:41,759 --> 00:57:44,194
Auntie really
hooked me up.

1291
00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:46,997
Yeah.

1292
00:57:47,097 --> 00:57:50,167
That's nice, baby.

1293
00:57:56,306 --> 00:57:58,543
I don't need it anymore.

1294
00:57:58,609 --> 00:58:01,646
* Standing in a line

1295
00:58:01,746 --> 00:58:05,182
* Wondering why
it don't move *

1296
00:58:05,282 --> 00:58:08,586
* Trying to get ahead

1297
00:58:08,686 --> 00:58:11,956
* Watching people
break the rules *

1298
00:58:12,056 --> 00:58:15,325
* Maybe the man in charge
(doorbell rings)

1299
00:58:15,425 --> 00:58:18,963
(knocking)
* Doesn't like my face

1300
00:58:19,063 --> 00:58:21,999
* But then this world's
not always good *

1301
00:58:22,099 --> 00:58:25,369
* And nothing's real
but love *

1302
00:58:25,469 --> 00:58:29,974
* Nothing's real but love

1303
00:58:30,074 --> 00:58:31,208
* No money, no house

1304
00:58:31,308 --> 00:58:32,442
What do you want?

1305
00:58:32,577 --> 00:58:34,378
I'm sorry.

1306
00:58:34,478 --> 00:58:36,413
You gotta open the door,
I can't hear you.

1307
00:58:36,581 --> 00:58:38,282
What do you want?

1308
00:58:38,382 --> 00:58:40,585
Yeah, yeah, again, I--
I can't hear you.

1309
00:58:40,685 --> 00:58:42,452
You gotta open the door.

1310
00:58:42,587 --> 00:58:45,255
* They watch us
open-mouthed *

1311
00:58:45,355 --> 00:58:49,259
* As we joke around
like fools *

1312
00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:51,128
So, I was thinking
about what you said

1313
00:58:51,228 --> 00:58:53,197
the other night, about
us being grown

1314
00:58:53,297 --> 00:58:55,499
and how we should just let
things be what they are.

1315
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:58,603
* The door gets slammed,
slammed right in my face *

1316
00:58:58,669 --> 00:58:59,804
I was wondering if
you might be up

1317
00:58:59,904 --> 00:59:02,039
for some
consensual sex.

1318
00:59:02,139 --> 00:59:04,008
* And I guess this world's
not always good *

1319
00:59:04,108 --> 00:59:05,710
Oh, and snacks.

1320
00:59:05,810 --> 00:59:09,113
* And nothing's real
but love *

1321
00:59:09,213 --> 00:59:13,618
* Nothing's real but love

1322
00:59:13,718 --> 00:59:16,086
* No house, no car
and no job *

1323
00:59:16,186 --> 00:59:17,755
It's good to see you.

1324
00:59:17,855 --> 00:59:20,190
Good to see you.

1325
00:59:20,290 --> 00:59:24,061
* It won't fill you up *

1326
00:59:24,161 --> 00:59:25,630
Say, brother,
a booty call

1327
00:59:25,696 --> 00:59:27,364
means you take
your ass home.

1328
00:59:27,464 --> 00:59:28,933
(laughing)

1329
00:59:29,033 --> 00:59:31,535
All right, all right,
I'm going, I'm going.

1330
00:59:31,636 --> 00:59:34,839
I feel so used.

1331
00:59:34,939 --> 00:59:37,207
Right.

1332
00:59:37,307 --> 00:59:39,276
Hey.
Huh?

1333
00:59:39,376 --> 00:59:42,079
What kind of
detergent you use?

1334
00:59:42,179 --> 00:59:43,648
I've been trying to
find it since--

1335
00:59:43,681 --> 00:59:46,684
It's my own mix, you're not
gonna be able to find it.

1336
00:59:46,784 --> 00:59:49,687
Oh, secrets.

1337
00:59:51,756 --> 00:59:53,958
Um...

1338
00:59:54,058 --> 00:59:55,292
I'm also having
trouble finding--

1339
00:59:55,392 --> 00:59:57,662
Yeah, no, I, uh,
I took care of it.

1340
00:59:57,762 --> 00:59:59,063
Oh.

1341
00:59:59,163 --> 01:00:01,932
All right, cool.

1342
01:00:02,032 --> 01:00:03,600
Yep.

1343
01:00:03,701 --> 01:00:05,569
(woman)
He made me
so many promises,

1344
01:00:05,670 --> 01:00:07,805
and I hung in there,

1345
01:00:07,905 --> 01:00:10,540
waiting for him to marry me
so we could start our family,

1346
01:00:10,641 --> 01:00:13,077
you know, the way you're
supposed to.

1347
01:00:13,177 --> 01:00:14,478
And although I
held onto the hope

1348
01:00:14,578 --> 01:00:17,782
of one day being married,
I was running out of time

1349
01:00:17,882 --> 01:00:20,951
to have the children
I've always wanted.

1350
01:00:21,051 --> 01:00:23,821
(Mary Jane)
So you stole the sperm.

1351
01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:28,893
When we broke up,
he took the TV

1352
01:00:28,993 --> 01:00:31,996
and seven great
years of my life.

1353
01:00:32,096 --> 01:00:33,731
I took the sperm.

1354
01:00:33,831 --> 01:00:35,499
Well, I don't know
if stealing semen

1355
01:00:35,599 --> 01:00:37,768
is an epidemic, but it's
certainly a sign

1356
01:00:37,868 --> 01:00:39,503
of our
changing times.

1357
01:00:39,603 --> 01:00:41,405
As Deepak Chopra said,

1358
01:00:41,505 --> 01:00:44,508
"All great changes are
preceded by chaos."

1359
01:00:44,608 --> 01:00:46,176
I'm Mary Jane Paul.

1360
01:00:46,276 --> 01:00:49,179
Thanks for listening.

1361
01:00:49,279 --> 01:00:52,182
* Is like love *

1362
01:00:52,282 --> 01:00:59,123
**