ANDY COHEN: Tonight, it's the shocking finale
of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion...
I had this guy who had this fetish that he was like,
"For 1,500 bucks, pretend you're a peanut and being swallowed."
I've only been with, like, six women this year.
- How many in this group? - Two.
- Wait, two? - [laughs]
I'm assuming that most in this room have had a threesome.
I've let two guys go down on me at the same time.
- Whoa! - MARCUS: Hey. That's crazy.
ANDY: Audrey, you roasted all of your friends.
All of us felt bad for her
- in that moment. - Oh, please, you came to me
- every single day for a week... - Yeah.
...saying "You're so fucking funny."
Yeah, because I was building you up.
You're full of shit for that.
All I saw was they're fully naked and massaging each other.
On a scale from nothing to White Lotus, what was it?
How far is too far for you guys?
♪♪♪
Wow.
Part two of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion starts now.
♪♪♪
Can I ask you a question? Why are you so mad today?
Because after the past two episodes have come out,
I have been brutalized on social media.
- I've gotten death threats-- - You're not the only one.
- Shut the fuck up. - You're not the only one!
Shut the fuck up. I'm talking.
- Don't talk to me like that. - I can, because fuck you,
because you fucking started it, you bitch.
Who are the death threats from?
From people coming from her. She posted things first.
I never asked anyone to send you a death threat.
I never said you did.
Then, all I do is post a funny response in return
and I get people attacking me for it.
I think online bullying is actually disgusting.
- It is. - It is, so why do it?
ANDY: Angelica, at TomTom,
you told Lisa all about your issues with Jason,
including the fact that he had a penis pump.
Were you trying to embarrass him in front of his boss, I guess?
He's got a OnlyFans. And he uses a penis pump.
- Do you know what that is? - His what?
That was not the intention at all
- when I talked to Lisa. - What was the intention?
To inform her on how to use a penis pump? Yeah.
[laughter]
Had you ever heard of a penis pump before?
- Not really. - What did you think it was?
MARCUS: Come on, you've heard of it.
Penis pump. Why would you need a penis pump?
PRODUCER: It's for aesthetics.
Oh, so apparently you need it for aesthetics?
But you still haven't explained to me what the Fleshlight is.
- MAN 1: It looks like a... - A torch.
MAN 2: Yeah, it looks like a torch.
And you stick your winky in a torch?
- [crew chuckling] - [groans]
I still don't quite understand.
Do they use it for their photographs
or to get it up for when they're having sex?
We don't use it to get it up, no.
So when we take pictures in our underwear
to market for our OnlyFans,
it just keeps it a little,
you know, bigger for a longer period.
So we don't-- You know, we just take better pictures.
So when you're taking pictures, do you take penis pump breaks?
- Sorry? - You ask him, not me.
She wants to know if you take breaks to pump your dick.
CHRIS: No, I'll just do it right before...
- You do it once? - ...in the shower,
for, like, five minutes, and then I'm good all day.
When you're a male stripper and you're going out
and dancing on people, you're not going out with, like,
complete shrimp dick, you know what I mean?
- [laughter] - Complete what?
JASON: You're not going out with complete shrimp dick.
You know? You just pump it up a little bit.
Isn't that what a cock ring is for?
- Yeah, you use that too. - There's different things.
If you wanna go OD, then you pump, then cock ring.
Jason, did I hear that in addition to the penis pump,
- there was also a rubber ass? - There was a "rass."
I heard there was a penis pump in Jason's shower.
- Indeed. I think-- - What else was in there?
There was-- [snickers] There was, like, a butt.
- Like a butt? - Mm-hmm.
- Like a fake butt? - [laughing]
And what is the rubber ass for?
- Oh, come on! - So, here's the thing--
- I'll tell what the rubber-- - Even I know what that's for!
Is it, like, a fun color, like a vibrator?
- No, it was, like, skin color. - Okay, boring.
- It's like a-- - No, let me fuckin' answer.
A fan sent it to me through OnlyFans, and, like--
- It's just a little-- - He knows what it is!
I have one. Oh, well.
Angelica, you've done commercials
for erectile dysfunction medication.
Yes, I support erectile dysfunction.
- Okay, well then how-- - Why are you giving shit, then?
It was because it's a funny thing to say.
Why are you so judgy about a penis pump?
I wasn't judgy as-- at a penis pump.
- You weren't not judgy. - AUDREY: Yes, you were.
I just thought it was hilarious to say.
You're very hypocritical.
Audrey, you got angry at Angelica for telling people
about the penis pump, but you were the one who told her
- about it in the first place. - Correct.
So how is what you did different than what she did?
Because I told her in private. I told her girl to girl.
You told her on a reality show with cameras in your face.
- She was just gossiping. - You can't say--
In the context of a photo, everyone say "penis pump"?
You can't say in the context of that
- that she didn't take that-- - I'm not saying that,
I'm saying you can't be mad that she said it.
Yeah, but she wasn't just saying it, though.
She was screaming it.
I was never offended by Audrey saying it.
- Can I explain? - Hold on, let me--
let Audrey explain, please.
I came to her, actually, that day at TomTom,
sat her down, and respectfully and maturely said,
"Hey, I really did not appreciate that."
It was, like, a funny girl talk thing
- that I told you in private. - I don't care.
- Like, I just-- I'm like... - Obviously.
...the last of my concerns right now.
Then why are you talking about his penis pump
in front of everyone if he's the last of your concerns?
ANGELICA: Because it's funny, and honestly, I need
a distraction 'cause I'm fucking stressed.
You should apologize to both of them, honestly.
Honestly, Chris called me a bitch. He can fuck off.
At first, I didn't really care. I was just like, "Okay,"
I was like, "Damn, she really said that to Lisa?"
Kind of weird, whatever. And then you were saying it
over and over again and screaming it.
Like, the bartenders are looking over like, "What?"
And just random people that we don't know.
- And I was just like... - ANGELICA: Yeah.
And I wanna say that I am sorry.
That's the first time I heard that, to be honest.
I'm sorry to embarrass you, because when I watched it back,
- I think-- - I wasn't embarrassed for me,
I was embarrassed for you, to be honest.
- I'm sorry for embarrassing-- - JASON: I'm just being real.
It was embar-- You were very childish.
Yeah, well, I think watching it all back, I'm in a different
place now, and I saw that that was inappropriate.
So do you feel like you owe Audrey an apology now?
ANGELICA: Absolutely. There's so many things I should say
sorry to Audrey for, and this is one of them.
I threw our friendship under the bus,
and I feel like I could've been better in that situation.
Thank you. Appreciate that.
That's all I wanted in that moment.
That's all I wanted, and it would have been done.
- That's all I wanted. - So you must feel...
Relieved, because I feel like you have a heart.
ANDY: All right.
Shayne Davis, a model/actor and recovering addict,
was everyone's favorite wild card this season.
And while he doesn't technically work at SUR,
he might spend more time here than the people
who actually are on Lisa's payroll.
Uh, Marcus, you've known Shayne for a decade now.
How did you two meet?
We were initially signed to the same modeling agency,
and we share a mutual best friend.
And you two lived together during the pandemic?
- MARCUS: Yes. - What kind of roommate was he?
MARCUS: Shayne? He was the best.
Honestly, I was a bad influence on Shayne.
Kim, is Marcus's slovenly nature
one of the reasons you don't wanna move in with him?
"Slovenly"? What does that even mean?
KIM: Honestly, he has a mattress on the ground,
and he has a TV that's not up and it's just a clothing rack,
and he has a drum set that is a table...
- JASON: Is it really like that? - It's really bad, yeah.
- JASON: Jesus. - ...and all of his cigarettes
- are in his bathroom. - Oh, God!
Terrifying.
Marcus, I love the story you told about the time
you almost left Los Angeles for good,
and Shayne talked you into staying.
MARCUS: I can remember that night perfectly,
being on Sunset Boulevard, actually, after karaoke.
And I was like, "You know, I'm tired of this shit."
You know what I mean? I would be booking jobs
and I would still be poor.
I was like, "Okay, I'm gonna go to law school."
My sister's a doctor, I'm much smarter than her.
It's like, she could be a doctor, I could be a lawyer.
And Shayne's like, "No, fuck that, dude."
And he points to me at the billboard.
He's like, "Look up there."
He's like, "You don't wanna see me up there without you."
- And I was like... - [Shayne laughs]
ANDY: And now you guys have a billboard together.
MARCUS: Yeah, crazy how that works.
You would've think Venus manifested it for us
or something like that, it was so...
- AUDREY: He's a magical witch. - MARCUS: Yeah, it was just...
yeah, it was...
So, thank you, Shayne. I appreciate it, brother.
ANDY: Shayne, before your short film premiered,
you talked briefly about your upbringing
and your struggles with addiction.
My family likes to do drugs.
I had my very first drink,
I was probably about five years old.
I've been sober for two and a half years.
I've got 10 years off alcohol.
I have 12 years off meth, 12 years off fentanyl.
And right now I've got two and a half years off marijuana,
Adderall, and mushrooms and DMT
and, um, ketamine.
How did you find the strength to get sober?
Well, I mean, it was either that or die.
It was just two options.
It was like, you wanna go this road,
you can be like your dad, you can go in and out of jail
or other family members who didn't make it.
This is the road. And I was young
and I was already, like, out of school.
By the time I was, like, 15, I just sold dope with my mom
and I was smoking crack and breaking into houses
and hooking up with chicks-- Like, I lost my virginity
when I was 12 years old, so, you know, I was just...
living very fast with a bunch of broken people
who were growing up in homes like me.
And I just learned to just kind of look out for me, really.
But how did you end up being you?
I don't understand that.
Because all roads don't lead to you like that.
And yet somebody must've had a positive influence on your life.
I always wanted to be loved and cared about.
Were you loved by your parents or you didn't feel secure?
Yeah, they loved me the way that they could.
But you know, it's just like...
it's hard to really be there for people
when you're battling with, like, addiction and stuff.
Why are you so emotional?
[voice cracking] I don't-- I don't know. I don't know.
- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm go-- I'm good.
You are just so special. I really--
I said that since I first saw you,
and I don't know that you realize how special you are.
Thank you. I-- I appreciate that.
- Mm-hmm. - You're more than enough.
Whatever you've been through, you came out the other side.
If you were my son, I'd be very proud of you.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
MARCUS: The reason why you see the Shayne you see today
is I've never seen someone
take control and work on themselves
the way I've seen this dude do it.
He dedicates every single day
to being the best version of himself.
- That's right. - Wow. What you are now,
where you are now and who you are now is very successful.
And when I'm telling you, I love you as how I know you.
I don't think you've heard that enough in your life.
Yeah, prob-- probably.
What kind of response have you gotten from viewers?
Like, at first, people were just like,
"Oh, this guy is just, like, a typical whatever F-boy."
And then now there's been just, like, a ton of people
hitting me up, talking about, I got this amount of time.
And it makes me feel like I guess I'm useful to somebody.
We all go in this life in thinking, like,
"Oh, if I get the baddest chick or if I get the right amount
"of money and this, that," I think that's great.
We should probably all strive to have those things,
but you could bench press all day and, like,
get to the 315 bench, which I did,
but it didn't actually increase my actual feeling of worth.
It-- you know, I didn't really start feeling that
until I started being there for other addicts, so.
Wow.
- ANDY: Thanks for sharing. - AUDREY: Thank you.
- KIM: Wow. - Love you, brother.
ANDY: All right, we are gonna break for lunch.
Yeah, I'm good, I just, it's a lot of, like...
Just take a minute, take a minute before we come back.
Go have some lunch. Pull yourself together.
- You're good. You're good. - All right.
♪♪♪
- ANGELICA: You look stunning. - AUDREY: You too.
I think that we're on the right track.
Okay. All right. We'll talk more.
There's so much to talk about.
NATALIE: Can I touch your face? Yeah. Okay.
- MARCUS: Only seven more hours. - SHAYNE: All right.
- How you doing, Shayne? - SHAYNE: Yeah. You know,
I'm good, thank you.
- ANDY: All right. - MARCUS: Look at...
Lisa's purse, by the way.
It looks like my pubes.
Oh, my God! [laughing]
- Your pubes are hot pink? - They're pink.
I wanna dye my pubes hot pink.
Let's do it.
We are back with LVP and the gang from Vanderpump Rules.
Demy, we found out right before you went to Paso Robles
for Lisa's Women's in Wine event
that Kim and Marcus had broken up again.
I think you spoke for the entire audience
when you questioned what Kim could have possibly done
during a special hug to upset Marcus.
You're doing too many special hugs.
KIM: Hi.
All right, drinking time.
ANDY: Did you ever find out?
It was a hug, but with, like, both arms.
I don't even think it was both arms.
To keep it real, it wasn't. It wasn't, it was a normal hug.
A classic hug, yeah.
It was a normal hug, but you just got jealous?
The inner jealousy
bitch-ass-ness came out of me in that moment.
ANDY: Shayne, at The Abbey,
you and Angelica got hot and heavy within minutes
of her ending things with Jason.
So what concerns, if any,
did you have about breaking bro code?
I actually did ask Jason.
- He did. - I did talk with Jason.
I did talk with Jason, and I do feel like it was a bit soon,
and to be honest, if I was in Jason's shoes...
- I mean, it was minutes. - Minutes. It was quick.
- Yeah. - But I know Angelica
- moves very fast. - I think you move even quicker.
- Let's be honest. - I knew it was like,
somebody might get her tonight, so I had to...
- [Lisa scoffs] - ...quickly jump on.
JASON: Honestly, I'm really happy you did do that.
'Cause then you get to see
true colors of somebody else's actions.
Well, whose true colors did you see? Shayne?
I feel like I saw Angelica's, 'cause for me...
ANDY: So you didn't think it was
breaking bro code on Shane's part?
I think it was a little too quick, I gotta say.
But I'm happy he did it, because this wasn't revealed
on the show, but we had a party before,
and we were playing Spin the Bottle.
And Angelica said "truth or dare" to me.
I said truth. She said, "Would you kiss me?" And I said no.
ANGELICA: If I said kiss me right now, would you?
WOMAN: Oh! That's the truth?
- No. - ALL: No?
I want to, but it's too fast.
[all exclaiming, chattering]
- I'm not that easy, baby. - He's a good person.
I really didn't wanna just kiss you,
because I don't know you yet.
I like to take time and to meet new people.
That's why I was like, I really wanna kiss Shane tonight.
I wanted to start to move on from the situation.
I'm not attracted to somebody that just
kisses somebody so quick.
So that's why I didn't kiss you so quick,
and for me, I like to take my time.
And after you just try to brutalize my character
- with the penis pump thing... - This was all before, though.
When you kissed Shayne,
that's when you exposed that part of you,
and I just thought, "Hey, that's not something I'm attracted to."
At that point, though, I told you clearly that
I just wanted to be friends. I walked up to Natalie,
I'm like, "Is it okay if I talk to Shayne?"
- I was fine with that. - "Go as fast as you can."
I don't see Shayne often, so we were all there together
- and I was like-- - "Please go do it now."
- ANGELICA: I made my move. - ANDY: Moving on.
ANDY: Angelica, you got jealous at the Madonna Inn
when you found out that Shayne and Audrey
had kissed during a music video shoot.
Knowing that Audrey was in a relationship
at that time, didn't that ease your mind?
I think just Audrey and I weren't in the best place
at the time, and I didn't have a warning
before that conversation of, like, what had happened.
So that was my real authentic feeling of just like,
oh, like, I just would have appreciated
a heads-up from a girl.
Or even Shayne, honestly, because he was the one
- I was talking to. - AUDREY: Chris was there.
That was a professional thing, it wasn't like
I went to Shayne and kissed him.
And like I said at the table, I didn't know
we were kissing until we got to the beach.
How could I give you a heads up?
ANDY: Speaking of kissing, I felt like I was having
a fever dream when you all started
making out with each other in San Luis Obispo.
[screaming, laughter]
- CHRIS: Oh, shit! - [women screaming] Yes!
Yeah!
[all screaming, shouting]
MARCUS: Wow.
ANDY: Venus, you said Natalie was the worst kisser
because she put her little strawberry tongue in your mouth.
- [laughter] - That's so cute.
Who was the best kisser and why?
I will say Jason was the best kisser.
- CHRIS: Really? - JASON: Hey!
He's hot and his lips are great.
- Thank you. - Jason, I love it that you have
no hangups about kissing a dude.
Yeah, I mean, honestly, in the moment, I was like,
we were going through the scenario
and I just, something inside me was like,
I'm kissing Venus right now.
He actually came back for seconds.
- Fuck Kevin! - [all screaming]
Fuck Kevin!
- [all screaming, cheering] - Fuck Kevin!
That's the only reason he got number one.
Imagine if I gave him tongue.
- Yeah, I'm jealous. - Ah, you wish, hoe!
Number two maybe? Was I number two at least?
One thing that happened in Paso that did not stay in Paso
is Jason and Natalie's blossoming friendship.
Jason, you could not stop commenting
on how good Natalie smells.
NATALIE: I know, I was so honored.
ANDY: Can you explain to me your theory on her pheromones
- versus Angelica's? - [laughs] Okay, savage.
JASON: I think it comes from a place of, like, energy.
Something about Natalie's personality
was just, like, vibrant and I just liked who she was
and that just, like, kind of enhanced that, I guess.
- That's sweet. - He liked
- her natural woman-scent. - JASON: Yeah.
Natalie, you and Jason having a three-way
with that other girl, did that come close to happening?
JASON: I think we should all kiss.
- AUDREY: Oh, my gosh. - Yes! We did it, boys!
- I would have loved for it to. - Fuck.
I've never had a threesome, so I don't--
- I'm just kind of-- - I'm really good at it.
It actually takes a lot for me to sleep with someone,
so I don't know if I would have.
I'm assuming that most in this room have had a threesome.
- No. - No.
- No. Yes.
Marcus has not. Kim has not.
- I have, kind of. - Raise your hand if you have.
I've let two guys go down on me at the same time.
- Whoa! That's crazy! - Hey!
How? How does that work?
Was this the one in the cemetery?
- No, that was my virginity. - SHAYNE: Dang!
I've also had sex in a cemetery.
Taking boning to a whole new level.
Shayne Davis, I mean, I have to assume.
- Yeah. - Yes.
But it wasn't-- it wasn't with two chicks, though.
- Really? - SHAYNE: Yeah.
I'm assuming you've had two girls try.
I did. I did have two girls try.
I went over to their place. We were watching The Bachelor.
And at this time, I had swore off sex for a full year
and I had failed numerous times, but this time
I was three months deep, no sex, and I was winning.
And I come over and I see them drinking wine,
and I was like, "This is interesting."
And at a certain point, I started getting a massage,
and I was like, "Damn, I think I need to get out of here."
So I was like, "Hey, ladies, I gotta go feed my dog
"and walk him and stuff."
And then at a certain point I go in for the hug,
and then she just starts making out with me, and her girl
- takes her clothes off. - JASON: Hey!
And I was like, "Whoa," so I'm slapping one's butt
while making out with the other, and then at a certain point,
I was like, "Bro, you're about to fail.
"You're about to fail miserably."
So I just-- I don't know why I said this.
I just said, "I love you," and I took off running.
And I left, and I got in my car, and I whipped out--
Why would you have left? I don't know, I--
He had to go write in his journal.
- He was trying to be celibate. - No, I was celibate.
- I was there one year. - You kept failing, you said.
- Did you make it a year? - No, I was three months deep.
So why didn't you just fail once more?
- Chris! Don't egg it on! - Did you make it one year?
- I made it 15 months. - Good for you.
- I made it 15 months. - Why? But why?
Because I was so absolutely destroyed by my girlfriend who
had left me over that relapse that I was like,
"I have to get my life together,
"and I have to stop hiding behind women."
- ANDY: Good for you. - And that's what I did.
I was like, "All right, we're gonna do this."
We're gonna learn a little bit about ourselves.
And I-- It was cool.
Talk to me about ethical non-monogamy, Shayne.
I think it's just like, I cut past all the confusion
and I'm just like, I let you know up front,
that way you have a choice as a woman,
do you wanna entertain this?
Like, I'm not gonna be monogamous to you.
- ANDY: Okay. - SHAYNE: And so--
And what form would that take if someone said yes to that?
Would you tell the woman, "Oh, I was with someone else," or?
It depends on the boundaries that she places.
But I think too, it's, like, kind of crazy
because I've only been with, like, six women this year,
which is-- or last year, so that's like--
I was gonna say, we're, like, ten days in to the year.
[laughter]
I'd only been with six women last year.
So that's like an all-time low for me.
- ANDY: Right. - SHAYNE: Yeah.
MARCUS: How many in this group?
In this particular group? I don't know.
- I mean-- - Two.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
I don't wanna throw it out like that
- that I slept with two women... - Wait, two?
Huh?
I didn't know he slept with Angelica.
One and done. [laughs]
So we hooked up right after Pride.
[upbeat music]
But then I didn't hit her up for, like, a week.
So I knew kind of when I reached back out,
I'd be off the hook because I knew she'd have a boyfriend.
[laughter]
- "Off the hook"? - SHAYNE: Yeah.
Angelica, tell me about LAX guy.
Oh, well, obviously coming into this group
and using the guys as a distraction,
I probably should've taken a little bit more time to myself,
but in the moment he was like meeting
a breath of fresh air for the first time.
Does LAX guy know that you slept with Shayne
- while you two were talking? - Yeah.
He was also seeing other people too.
- Oh, he was? - Yeah. Of course.
But wait, I wanna say one thing. I think being single
- is actually really fun. - It is, I know,
and I wish for some reason I could do it.
- You should try it. - I just--
I just keep-- I don't know.
ANDY: And what about you, Natalie?
What-- what about it?
Well, about your situationship with Shayne.
I mean, Shayne and I are so, so close.
Like, he's to this day, one of my best friends.
And I don't really know what's going on right now.
- With the two of you. - Yeah.
Shayne, what's going on with the two of you?
- Well-- - Very, very close.
You guys look like you're kind of together.
It's a good way to put it, Marcus.
ANDY: Are you still hooking up?
No, I-- so, like, I realized after a couple of times,
I was like, I said, "Hey,
"let's put the boundary up of no hooking up,
"'cause, like, you mean a lot to me.
"And if we do this, I might,
"you know, freak out and split and run off," so.
That's exactly what he did. He got close and then he runs.
But at the same time, we're still, like, talk for hours,
sleep in the same bed sometimes, like, all over each other.
ANDY: Do you still have feelings for him?
I mean, if you're good friends,
couldn't that be the basis of something more?
That's exactly what I thought. I was like, "I feel like this is
"what I've been missing in past relationships
"where this person is, like, my best friend
"and respects me and doesn't think I'm fucking insane
"and, like, actually understands me."
So that's where I get confused sometimes.
But at the same time, I know how he is,
and he's very scared to get vulnerable with someone.
So I'm-- I try to be patient
and stay, like, one of his best friends.
But, like, when we're together, it's just like-- I'm like...
it's just there.
- How often do you talk? - Multiple times a day.
ANDY: Do you consider her a dear friend of yours?
I would say at this point probably one of my best friends.
- Yeah. - Are you attracted to her?
- She's hot. - [laughter]
- So... - Oh, the relationship stuff?
- ANDY: Yeah. - He can't do it.
Yeah. It's-- it's tricky for me.
- ANDY: Yeah. - NATALIE: But it's funny 'cause
we'll sleep in the same bed and then the next day he'll be like,
"That was the best night's sleep I've had in a long time."
It's true. I do sleep better.
NATALIE: But I'm not trying to throw him under the bus.
If we're gonna be honest, explain what it really is.
Like, when we're together, he'll be like, "Scratch my back."
Or we're, like, all over each other in some ways.
And it feels so right, but at the same time,
I know he's terrified, and I feel like I am
throwing you under the bus, I'm sorry.
No, I think Shayne's been so let down in his life,
he can't risk his sobriety by getting involved with somebody,
being let down in the future,
and then he would feel more vulnerable, and you can
see he's uncomfortable with feeling vulnerable.
- Yeah. - I don't wanna let her down.
How do you think you would let me or anybody down?
[heartfelt music]
You would have, like, expectations
that I'm not really fully capable of.
But I don't wanna lose her emotionally, so like--
So it's basically, like, everything but the sex part.
[upbeat music]
Welcome back to the Vanderpump Rules Season 12 Reunion.
Well, Shayne, on the last night of the trip to Paso Robles,
you broke things off with Angelica
and you even went as far as locking your door.
I feel you getting romantic with me is a really bad idea.
CHRIS: Oh.
Why did that feel like the best decision at the time?
Um, I was scared of Angelica maybe coming into my room
and-- and then us having sex.
- And I was like, because-- - I appreciate that.
Yeah, I was like-- she was, like, a few drinks deep,
and I was like, "That shit's not gonna be good for me."
- For either of you. - SHAYNE: Yeah.
Angelica, what is next for you and LAX guy?
I mean, we'll have to see. It's been seven months.
We talk about the next step would be moving in,
getting married and having kids.
And that's all I want at the end of the day.
But, like, also-- I mean, you have had, like,
a lot of real serious struggles with this guy.
You've reached out to me when you guys broke up.
I reached out to you as a friend.
You always gave me, like, the best pep talks.
You always built me up and made me feel like I was enough.
So I still-- like I said, I didn't take enough time
to, like, heal and be independent yet.
So I went back to, like,
I wanted to hear from you and-- and feel--
- Validated? - Yeah, of course.
How many-- so how many times have you broken up with LAX guy?
It's been a couple of times.
You've broken up a couple of times, but you're thinking
- about getting engaged? - Oh, my God.
Yeah, I mean, we both come from, like, toxic pasts
and we've been in therapy for the last four months.
- Together? - ANGELICA: Mm-hmm.
- Wow. - Mm-hmm.
Has anyone met LAX guy?
- Oh, God. - I don't like him.
- Oh, Marcus does. - [Audrey laughs]
- I don't like him. - Have you met him?
DEMY: I met him a couple of weeks ago.
I was super excited to meet him.
I don't know what happened, but she was crying.
She was upset. They were fighting.
So what happened is they showed the video
of Shayne and I kissing.
There's no food in your teeth right now.
- Thank you. - I feel like we should kiss.
- [laughs] - Don't you think?
If you want to kiss, just kiss me.
Okay. Fuck it.
That was the first time he had ever seen it, so we got into--
DEMY: I don't care. I don't like him.
I took the friends and family discount
off his bill because I was like,
- "He is not friends or family." - [all laughing]
MARCUS: Can I come to LAX guy's defense a little bit here?
When you get into a new relationship
and you're dating this girl that is sought after
by guys like Shayne Davis and Jason, studs,
it's not gonna be the easiest thing
for a guy to be ultra secure in that moment.
You know, he might have moments of insecurity.
Yeah, but that's not the only problem.
He's very charming, but he doesn't treat Angelica well.
And I feel like coming from a relationship that
can be very tumultuous, I feel a little protective over it.
You kind of see yourself in something.
And I've told her I'm here for you through and through.
You wanna break up, you wanna get back together, fine.
I don't think this is your person.
I do think he makes her smaller.
I think he doesn't allow her to shine.
- He wants control, and-- - Oh, God. Really?
- I don't wanna-- - Not in a bad--
I think that this is true. I think that he--
I see a lot of similarities in, like, the relationship,
like, I have when I-- in your guys' relationship.
- And I still root for you guys. - I am rooting for you.
I'm saying-- I have said through and through.
- I want you to be happy. - It sounds a little volatile.
ANGELICA: It is volatile, yeah.
He erupts a version of Angelica
that I don't believe she needs to be.
You want her to have the best--
LISA: I mean, it's difficult for me--
bless you, but it's difficult for me
to take your advice on relationships.
- Okay, that's fine. - Seriously, bless you though.
I love you both.
So you two are not dating.
Right? You and Shayne.
- No, you're with LAX guy. - Yes.
Okay, but you have a baby pact with Shayne?
[upbeat music]
ANDY: So you two are not dating,
but you have a baby pact with Shayne?
- Wait, what? - Well, I--
When Shayne and I slept together,
it was like "If we ended up single one day,
"like, would you ever want to have children?"
And I mean, I got into a relationship
and so I guess the pact's broken.
The pact was that you two would have kids together
if you didn't have kids by a certain age.
Yeah, that I'm very genetically fortunate
and she would like to have my genes.
Oh, my God, it was a two-way street.
- Yeah. - Oh, my God.
I want details about how you're genetically--
Very late night hypothetical situations,
like, if you're ever, like, single when you're 40,
- we don't have children, like-- - Pillow talk conversation.
How are you genetically fortunate?
- Because you're good-looking? - There's a kind of a list.
I always tell him to be humble.
Cheekbones, jawline, green eyes, tall as hell,
- good-looking. - ANDY: Okay.
So Audrey, you roasted all of your friends,
but it's clear that you kind of sharpened your axe for Angelica.
Honey, you live with your ex. Like, that is not independence.
That is emotional homelessness, okay?
She's killing it on Instagram. She really is.
She's posting these mirror selfies up there
saying, like, "Really reflecting on life nowadays." I'm like,
"No, honey, you just found "Facetune and Symmetry, okay?"
It was stuff that was already out there
that we had been talking about.
KIM: Yeah, but it was weaponized.
MARCUS: Guys, listen,
all of us felt bad for her in that moment.
Oh, please, you came to me every single day for weeks
saying, "You're so fucking funny."
Yeah, 'cause I was building you up 'cause you were funny.
My bad. You were funny.
I'm saying, in the moment, look around the room.
- KIM: Look around the room. - Look around the room.
- You're full of shit for that. - Can I say two things?
Every single one of us jaw dropped
when she emptied the clip on this girl.
Now, can I say, you were fucking funny as fuck.
That was your first stand-up. I like you.
Let me say good job. You killed it.
But at the end of the day, we can't sit here and pretend
like all of us were like, "Goddamn, she's good."
I honestly didn't feel bad.
A roast is still a comedy special.
[overlapping shouting]
...and then go after her looks. That was a low blow.
- She could've stopped-- - I didn't go after
- her looks at all. - You said Facetune.
I didn't say you needed it. I said you used it.
- That's a fact. - VENUS: Wait, I also think
that Angelica is the kind of girl who always wants
to throw jabs at people like Jason, Audrey.
- ANGELICA: I will-- - Can you let me finish?
No, because I will embarrass a man
that wants to act trifling with me.
That's just who I am.
I never act trifling with you, though.
I'm not saying you're a jabber. You're a jabber.
She made some jabs at you on the stage.
It's just karma because you constantly give out jabs.
- 1,000%. - ANDY: So you said
that you don't come after women's looks.
You called her ugly
- and Sid the Sloth. - Yeah.
- I was hurt. - It was comedy.
You can say it's fucking comedy. You're ugly. That's comedic.
You look like Sid the Sloth.
What? Comedy.
And I shouldn't have said that, and it was wrong
and I'm sorry, because you're not ugly, Audrey.
Thank you. I know. That's why I didn't react.
The person I saw was an ugly person
and I was waiting for the apology.
I came to her and was like, "Congratulations."
So has she apologized to you for the roast?
No, not since. She has not apologized since.
Is there anything that you want to apologize for for the roast?
Let me say one thing.
The Instagram was below the belt.
I thought that the relationship wasn't that crazy in my head,
but I apologize that it affected you the way that it did.
It was very fresh, Audrey. I just moved out.
And I'm sorry for that. I'm apologizing for that.
I also want to say there was-- it was a 15-minute set.
There was ten other minutes where I was--
I didn't just roast them all one time and do three on her.
I did a few on Shayne, I did a few on them.
I did a few on you. I roasted Lisa Vanderpump.
There was so many different things, and I'm sorry.
I am sorry. However, it felt like the door was open because
- our conversation we had... - Just say sorry, though.
'Cause when you say "however," it's like--
[sighs] Okay, you're right.
I'm sorry for that. And I apologize.
ANDY: Are you still pursuing stand-up comedy?
- Yeah. - Yes?
- She's so good at it. - I think I'm funny as fuck.
I'm not gonna roast people any-- Well...
Maybe warn them or reach out.
- I'll warn them before-- - What did you say about me?
For those of you who don't know who Lisa Vanderpump is,
she's basically if Rosé turned into a person.
I said that you're beautiful and amazing.
Oh, sure. Okay.
Lisa, Pride is one of the biggest celebrations,
obviously, in the gay community in West Hollywood.
Why did you choose Venus to throw your party?
LISA: Venus has been, you know, a huge presence here
and I knew it would be really important to him.
When he talked about growing up and nobody accepting him,
to suddenly reach that was his kind of way
of saying "fuck you" to all the people that doubted him.
I was really moved by your coming-out story
and the story of your dad watching
all the past episodes of Vanderpump Rules
as a way to connect with you.
- I mean, that had to touch you. - It did, because I haven't even
watched all the seasons. I was like, "Whoa."
Like, I hadn't really talked to my dad in ten years.
Just a little bit here and there.
- Oh, ten years. - VENUS: It was a while.
Has he been watching this season?
I call them all and FaceTimed every time the episode
comes out on Tuesdays, and my whole family is invested.
You told me on Watch What Happens Live
- your birth name is Clint. - Yes.
How'd you go from Clint to Venus?
Well, when I moved to LA, I was like, "You know what?
"Clint is just not gonna cut it.
"I need a name that actually matches me."
And so I was just swimming one day
and it just came to me. I was like, "It's Venus,"
and I've been going by that for six years.
- Good for you. - ANDY: Audrey, you talked
a little bit about your queer dating history
in your stand-up show.
When did you know that you were open
to dating both men and women?
I was 14 and I'd never had any kind of relationship.
I was a freshman in high school.
And I was going to an acting studio
and fell in love with a girl.
And we dated for four years.
That relationship really taught me a lot
because I think I have my openness to love
and I was able to learn a lot from him.
After we were dating, he transitioned into a man
and I was able to actually watch that happen.
And it took so much courage,
and I think that we needed to remove ourselves
from that relationship so that he could do that
- and I'm so proud of him. - That's great.
- Yeah. - Marcus and Kim,
I was surprised when you were
talking about stopping taking birth control.
Have you had any pregnancy scares?
No. Pregnancy wishes.
Every time I'm a day late,
Marcus is like, "Well, babe?"
I think honestly, not for nothing,
Marcus would be a great father.
This is something that he's wanted
since the minute that we became boyfriend and girlfriend.
I think like it says a lot about someone to be
open with just wanting a family.
Of course, a lot of people can say,
"He's not ready, they're not ready."
I don't think you're ever ready for a kid 100%.
There's people who are more ready than others.
ANDY: I mean, there are levels of being ready.
Stable relationship is a good place to start.
Are you financially ready?
Is your relationship in a place where it's ready?
Absolutely not at the time.
I think even now, I personally am very traditional.
I want to be engaged, get married and then have kids.
- You would make cute babies. - Thank you.
So Venus, knowing what you know about Marcus and Kim,
should they welcome a baby into the environment?
I think they need to wait at least five years.
- Five years? - I haven't got five years.
- I'm gonna be 40. - If y'all could just last
- one year without breaking up. - Yeah, exactly. Be stable.
One year. One year without breaking up.
Maybe start with the cigarettes out of the bathroom.
I think that's what's keeping the baby from happening.
Let's try to have a clean house for, like, a year,
- and then go for it. - Clean house, clean bodies,
clean relationship, and then we're all good.
So Marcus, are you pulling out or staying in?
That's a little much, huh?
- Andy? - I don't know.
Come on, brother.
I haven't pulled out since college.
- Are you pulling out? - That's the best part.
I don't have to worry about that.
- That's the part. - Of course he's not.
All right, we're gonna be right back.
Coming up...
What made you think it was incest?
They're fully naked
and massaging each other in the shower.
And like, I was just not ready.
♪♪♪
Welcome back to the Vanderpump Rules Reunion.
When it comes to social media,
these chronically online Gen Z icons are everywhere.
Instagram, TikTok, and of course, OnlyFans.
But when it comes to Chris and Jason's exclusive content,
not everyone was salivating over SUR's off-menu beef.
- Oh, my God. - [all laughing]
Angelica, one of the hosts at SUR shared
the OnlyFans video with you, but you never watched it, right?
- Yeah, I never watched it. - You only read the caption.
I'm gonna read you this caption.
"All three of your favorite boys are back together.
"All three of our throbbing cocks and spread-open holes.
"Rubbing each other down all over,
"oiled-up saggy balls and stroking."
- Saggy balls? - This is even worse
than I fucking remember.
So what did you think was taking place in the video?
I just-- I put two and two together.
I had my opinion based off the caption,
which was two cousins doing intimate things,
which was a little uncomfortable and alarming.
And other people who had watched the video agreed at the time.
Well, Demy, you watched 45 seconds of it.
- It was awful. - Confirmed that it was incest.
What in that 45 seconds made you think it was incest?
All I saw was, like, these two.
- And was it one other guy, or? - Yeah. Yeah, our old roommate.
They're fully naked and...
massaging each other in the shower, and, like, it was just--
I was just not ready for any of it.
Sounds very homoerotic.
ANDY: But is massaging each other incest?
I think if they're fully naked and they're touching each other,
I think it's weird. Like, are they blood-related?
Are they related by marriage?
Everyone's got their own opinion.
Are they first cousins, second cousins? I just, like...
That's cool.
I saw your penis.
I know, in the beginning I was naked.
Shayne told Angelica that his cousin told her
how to finger someone and she still went after him.
- No, he said it was squirting. - Oh, squirting, whatever.
When I was a teenager, my cousin brought
his girlfriend into the room to teach me how to make...
- What? - ...women...
[exclaiming] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa--
Same fucking thing.
Okay. Marcus said that it seemed like
you were really trying to embarrass Jason about the video.
Were you? 'Cause you were mad at him?
I think I just wanted to get my point across, watching
myself back, that the incest part makes me uncomfortable.
ANDY: Okay, but you hadn't seen it.
You're correct. I had not seen the video. I read the caption.
I saw everyone's reactions from Israel and Demy, and I just
put two and two together, and for me, that's not--
So what if I was your friend?
What if you weren't pissed off at me?
- Would you still act like that? - I support OnlyFans.
- I have friends that also-- - I support OnlyFans too.
I just thought the cousin part was weird.
I think the cousin aspect of it is where I was like, "Whoa."
They weren't, like, touching each other's dicks.
Well, I didn't know that. I didn't watch it.
Anyways. I just wanted to say that.
Well, hold on, were-- were you touching each other's dicks?
No! I wouldn't-- No.
LISA: Can I just ask something?
I haven't seen it and I'm not going to see it.
- I would like to see it. - No, no. Okay.
- [all laughing] - Yeah, you would!
Someone show it to me.
But I think there needs to be a little clarity,
because I'm not understanding if it's these two in a shower
and giving each other a massage to earn money from OnlyFans,
or is it a completely sexual thing?
Well, okay. Well, good point.
On a scale from nothing to White Lotus...
- LISA: Yeah. - ...what was it?
We're not hooking up with each other.
I'm massaging Jason's freaking shoulders
while the masseuse is just, like, massaging me.
There was a professional masseuse there.
He's massaging our lower back.
Not really getting into...
Our other roommate was a little more nude than us.
- Oh, there's four guys. - Yeah, there's four guys.
- CHRIS: Myself... - I didn't like it.
...our roommate at the time, and the masseuse.
- It's like a gym locker room. - A gym locker room?
Like how guys are naked in a gym locker room.
- Oh, yeah, exactly. Same thing. - ANDY: All right.
So you're saying-- no, but so it's not a sexual act.
- That's what you're saying. - I wasn't fucking Jason
- in the ass. - It was a massage video.
Now, Audrey, did you ever wind up watching the video?
AUDREY: No.
I highly recommend everyone watches it.
- Anyone else watch the video? - No, but now I, like, want to.
- Me too. - JASON:
Let's buy it together.
What's the worst thing they do?
Okay. Well, not the worst. How far do you go?
How far is too far for you guys?
Do you film with other women?
There is one woman that I did film a scene with.
- Okay. - She was a professional
- porn star at the time. - Very famous.
We were just hooking up for a little bit.
She ended up liking me a little bit more than I expected her to,
and I told her I wasn't comfortable dating her
because she was a porn star.
And I know that might sound fucked up
- because I do OnlyFans. - Okay.
But it was just something that I just wasn't comfortable with.
I do regret filming that scene and releasing it out.
I think it could mess up some opportunities.
I think it'll mess up potential relationships.
You could just take it down, though.
Yeah, but it's already out there and I'm making money
from it, so at this point...
How would everyone else feel if their significant other
was on OnlyFans? How would you feel?
I was dating someone that did something similar,
- just a different site. - Depends what they do, too.
Kim, if Marcus went on OnlyFans...
KIM: I personally wouldn't be okay with it.
I think everyone's relationships and their needs
in their relationships to feel secure are different,
and there's no judgment to anyone who is okay with it.
If they're having sex with somebody, it's different
- from having a massage. - I think there's just a vehicle
for certain things on OnlyFans, and it's like-- again,
- no shame whatsoever... - Completely fair.
KIM: For me personally in my relationship,
I don't wanna condone that.
After Watch What Happens Live, I had a bunch of agencies
reach out to me being like, "Oh, God, you're gonna make
- "tons of money on OnlyFans!" - Dude, you fucking would.
And I was talking to one and I was like, "Look, is there a way
"I could do this without, like, showing my dick?"
- And they're like, "Yeah." - CHRIS: Yeah, of course.
- [Shayne laughs] - AUDREY: Can I answer the
question if I would be okay with a partner in a relationship?
- Yeah. - At the time when we were
seeing each other, it was not defined
if we were exclusive or in a relationship,
and for me, watching those videos or deep diving
into something like that was almost the same as, like,
knowing if he was sleeping with someone else
or, like, talking to other people, so to me,
I wasn't gonna watch that before that point happened,
and then I would've had the conversation of,
I'm maybe okay with you doing
the pictures or stuff by yourself.
Wouldn't be okay with you doing things with other people,
including your cousin, and that would be my standard.
ANDY: Have you and Jason made risqué content before?
Like, have you collabed in other videos together?
We usually just do pictures. Like, I'll pull my ass out
and he'll pull his ass out, look behind and be like, "Yeah,
- "who's got a fatter ass?" - Okay.
It's like little collabs like that.
[Shayne laughing]
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
- They both have cake. - Who has the fatter ass?
Chris definitely has a fatter ass.
Um, so Jason, what are some of the strangest requests
you've gotten on OnlyFans?
The weirdest thing I've ever gotten.
Somebody really wanted to see me,
like, use the bathroom and record that.
And I just was like, "Hell no."
VENUS: That's crazy.
CHRIS: He actually did this one where this dude,
- we would film... - Oh, the pie?
- Yeah. - JASON: That was weird.
We would pie each other and we would just have our feet out.
He was a pie and foot fetishist?
- Yeah. - I had this guy who had this
fetish that, like, he literally wanted me to pretend
that I was a peanut and I was being swallowed.
- And I did do that for like... - What did you do?
He was like for 1,500 bucks,
"Pretend you're a peanut and being swallowed."
I was cradling on the couch
and I was like, "I'm getting swallowed."
- And he paid 1,500 bucks. - He did.
- That's great. - And also they started
doing this so they can stop eating fucking cat food.
So I think that everyone should just let them
give themselves a pat on the fucking back.
To make that amount of money.
I ate tuna and Chris would always joke that the tuna
- smells like cat food. - We're gonna leave it there.
When we come back, final thoughts from the SUR crew
and a round of penis pumptinis
♪♪♪
PRODUCER: Five, four, three, two...
We are back with final thoughts from the gang
from Vanderpump Rules.
Venus, you were really starting to put yourself out there
towards the end of the season.
How has this experience made you grow?
Well, you know, I struggled with having male friendships
and it's really nice that now outside of Marcus,
I've built such a good relationship with Shayne,
Chris, and Jason that I felt so seen and loved,
and I just can't imagine my life without them.
So that's something I am grateful for.
- ANDY: That's really nice. - VENUS: Yeah.
So Chris, relationship-wise,
what do you see for yourself in your future?
Me and Lisa getting married.
[all laughing]
LISA: He keeps saying that. Ken's gonna bop him one.
I mean, I definitely wanna have a family one day.
You know? I definitely wanna be a husband.
I mean, yeah, I wanna have a family.
- ANDY: Okay. - You know? Simple as that.
ANDY: Angelica, you're a self-described girl's girl,
despite having had difficulty connecting with
most of the girls here at SUR.
How do you hope to change that going forward?
I want a female-centric group here
that is not afraid to embarrass some of these guys,
because men can be trifling to women,
and I feel like we need to come together
and just have each other's backs.
If the social media posting can stop from here on out,
we can start with that as a good loyalty test.
- I think we can go from there. - ANDY: All right.
Jason, hopefully by this point
you have finally learned the menu.
Tell me another appetizer besides the goat cheese balls.
Oh, shit.
[laughter]
Yeah, honestly, I do like the crab cakes a lot.
- Okay. - "They come in cake form."
Yeah, cake form. That was an amazing description.
Demy, how difficult is it to be a manager
of a group of your friends?
Um, it's torture.
Um, I love working here. Like, I've always loved working here,
but it's like children.
Like, I feel like I'm like a babysitter sometimes and
they don't listen, and, you know, sometimes they're good,
sometimes they're terrible, and it's not fun.
You're always good. You're always super nice, respectful.
Kim, so much of this season documented your up-and-down
relationship with Marcus, but is there anything that
you're pursuing these days that's just for you?
I think so much of who I was became lost in Marcus
And being there for him with his parents passing,
and I really lost myself. I'm trying to get back into acting.
Like, I moved here to be an actor.
And, you know, getting back to my singing.
Me and Natalie love Broadway, we sing together.
I just wanna kind of find my individuality,
who I am, what brings me joy, because I think that will
allow me to bring the best version of myself to everyone.
And I think everyone saw me in a very bad place,
and I just apologize to my friends,
who I just care about deeply, for not being able to show up
or understand or give grace
to Whatever was happening to you guys and just
kind of being so self-consumed in my own thoughts.
That's something I am working on actively, so,
just hoping to be able to pursue my passions and bring myself joy
so that I can be able to kind of navigate life more positively.
That's nice. That's really sweet.
So Marcus, you told one of the producers
that you're secretly shipping Shayne with someone else.
- Who is it? - I do honestly see potential
and a true spark and something that could really come
between Natalie and Shayne. I really do see it.
The foundation of friendship is there,
which is kind of the hardest thing to crack.
If you two are speaking several times a day,
it's really just about you kind of knocking your walls down
and letting yourself be vulnerable, I guess.
- [laughs] - [all laughing]
It's time to let go of the past.
- And the laugh. - [laughs]
CHRIS: No, definitely don't ever lose the laugh.
ANDY: Yeah, don't lose the laugh.
I have told him that if it's me or whoever else,
because he's expressed wanting to set roots at some point soon,
that he will have to put himself outside of his comfort zone
if that's what he really wants, whoever that's with.
So Lisa, if you had a crystal ball,
what would you see in the future for this gang?
Well, I hope that I would see growth.
I think being on a reality show
is like looking in a very large mirror,
and sometimes you don't like what you see.
I think you've been consistent.
If you're going to say it behind their back,
you've got to say it to their face.
I think you, you're enough.
I think you need to be more romantic.
I think you need to have more confidence in yourself.
You've been brilliant.
I think you, I've seen you grow up and mature.
Demy, it's an impossible job.
And the boys, the naughty boys carry on
being naughty, everybody else having fun.
But you know, I think they've been
very brave in a lot of ways, and by being honest,
I think that's the greatest thing. So thank you.
Well, I know this is your first reunion,
but tradition demands we make one final toast.
We have a virgin mojito for you, my man.
- Yeah. - Uh...
NATALIE: Okay, I feel like I should help.
ANDY: You're welcome. Well earned.
All right, let's clink Pumptinis
in honor of new servers, old friendships,
and finding a path forward
that doesn't immediately implode.
- Oh, yeah, cheers to that. - Cheers to that.
[overlapping chatter]
JASON: Cheers, everybody.
Cheers, everybody. I'm Andy Cohen. Good night.
And for more with the gang from Vanderpump Rules,
click around BravoTV.com.
[all screaming]
Only that's not fucking true at all.
I'll literally fuck everyone up here.
- [all exclaiming] - NATALIE: Oh, my God!
- That's funny. - That was like seeing Santa.
- JASON: No way!