1 00:00:05,048 --> 00:00:07,007 ["I Look Good" by Sapone playing] 2 00:00:07,224 --> 00:00:08,965 ♪ Hello, hello, it's a mellow day ♪ 3 00:00:09,139 --> 00:00:11,227 ♪ You see me sittin' pretty while the cellos play ♪ 4 00:00:11,228 --> 00:00:14,014 ♪ I am a walkin' movie, I am center stage ♪ 5 00:00:14,231 --> 00:00:16,755 ♪ If you want it, you can find me on the yellow page ♪ 6 00:00:16,973 --> 00:00:19,584 [ethereal music] 7 00:00:19,802 --> 00:00:22,196 - Whoo! - ♪ I look good ♪ 8 00:00:24,241 --> 00:00:25,895 My boob job was a success. 9 00:00:26,069 --> 00:00:29,029 - [giggles] - ♪ I look good ♪ 10 00:00:29,203 --> 00:00:33,555 I went from an A cup to a double D. [laughs] 11 00:00:33,772 --> 00:00:36,427 I told the doctor I wanted to stay within, like, C, 12 00:00:36,645 --> 00:00:38,864 but then when I was on the surgical table, 13 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,823 I was like, "You know what, go big or go home." 14 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,607 [phone line ringing] 15 00:00:42,825 --> 00:00:45,653 I'm looking forward to these things, like, bouncin'. [laughs] 16 00:00:45,654 --> 00:00:47,221 KIM: Hello? 17 00:00:47,438 --> 00:00:48,874 Hi, babe, I just got back. 18 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,615 - Finally! - I know. 19 00:00:50,833 --> 00:00:53,009 I can't wait to, like, move. 20 00:00:53,183 --> 00:00:54,924 My place looks like an absolute disaster. 21 00:00:55,098 --> 00:00:56,969 My ex didn't leave it in the best way. 22 00:00:57,144 --> 00:00:58,796 KIM: Is he completely gone? 23 00:00:58,797 --> 00:01:02,236 Yeah, he had all his stuff out while I was away in Houston. 24 00:01:02,453 --> 00:01:05,065 So much has changed. My ex just moved out, 25 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:07,937 I've found a new place, and, I mean... 26 00:01:08,938 --> 00:01:10,287 I'm a new person. 27 00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:11,722 I'm moving in four days. 28 00:01:11,723 --> 00:01:13,812 - KIM: Yes, finally. - What did I miss? 29 00:01:14,030 --> 00:01:16,206 KIM: I mean, Natalie and Jason are making out again. 30 00:01:19,035 --> 00:01:21,690 She has a big heart. She just wants to be loved, in a sense. 31 00:01:21,907 --> 00:01:23,779 She's probably just ovulating. 32 00:01:23,996 --> 00:01:26,433 Honestly, like, I wanna hump everything when I'm ovulating. 33 00:01:26,434 --> 00:01:29,349 - How's Audrey? - KIM: I kind of was hearing 34 00:01:29,350 --> 00:01:32,875 that her and Chris might have ended things. 35 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,007 I've told you my biggest fear in this would be, like, 36 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:36,835 - if it wasn't genuine for you. - CHRIS: Right. 37 00:01:37,053 --> 00:01:38,402 Do you even wanna be with him? 38 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,012 CHRIS: I'm pretty happy with where we're at. 39 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:41,796 I think I've just found a place where I need 40 00:01:41,797 --> 00:01:43,320 to take a little bit of a step back. 41 00:01:43,538 --> 00:01:46,454 I want you, Audrey. Like, I want us. 42 00:01:46,671 --> 00:01:48,891 And, like, I want to prove that. 43 00:01:49,457 --> 00:01:52,285 You know, with the whole, like, miscommunication stuff 44 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:53,765 that we had in the beginning, 45 00:01:53,983 --> 00:01:55,506 I really thought we were just gonna be enemies. 46 00:01:55,724 --> 00:01:57,204 You're not a girl's girl, though. 47 00:01:57,421 --> 00:01:58,770 Any time there's a [bleep] in the room, 48 00:01:58,988 --> 00:02:00,598 you immediately need their validation. 49 00:02:00,816 --> 00:02:02,295 - That's what it feels like. - That is not----ing true. 50 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:06,300 If Audrey and Chris are on not great terms, 51 00:02:06,517 --> 00:02:08,084 I feel like she's really gonna need her girlfriends. 52 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:10,391 KIM: Everyone's gonna be so excited to see your boobies. 53 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:13,089 Shayne's gonna really be excited to see them. 54 00:02:13,263 --> 00:02:17,702 I feel you getting romantic with me is a really bad idea. 55 00:02:25,536 --> 00:02:27,321 - [bleep]. - Saw that sh-- and was like... 56 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:30,454 I told her that your best bet now is, like, 57 00:02:30,672 --> 00:02:32,020 for me to be your friend. 58 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:33,588 I don't know. She might look bad as [bleep] 59 00:02:33,805 --> 00:02:35,546 when she comes back with those new titties, though. 60 00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:39,420 I've been gone for a while. I wonder if anyone missed me. 61 00:02:41,422 --> 00:02:43,902 ♪ I can never lose, boys in the one like the two ♪ 62 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,904 ♪ Stacking up my wins like my views on page ♪ 63 00:02:46,122 --> 00:02:48,472 ♪ They copying what I do, never give credit when it's due ♪ 64 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:50,257 ♪ I'm the topic, yeah, put me on the news ♪ 65 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:52,172 ♪ Recognize who just walked in the room ♪ 66 00:02:52,346 --> 00:02:53,912 ♪ Ain't no competition when it come to me and you ♪ 67 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:56,088 ♪ I'm a baddie too, I got it all, I'm a muse ♪ 68 00:02:56,263 --> 00:02:58,089 Here comes the love of my life. 69 00:02:58,090 --> 00:03:00,092 ♪ You can't fake this, what I've won, there's no replacement ♪ 70 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:01,484 What's up, sugar mama? 71 00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:05,402 I'm a little sleepy. I've been working. 72 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:06,838 Really? Where were you at? SUR? 73 00:03:07,056 --> 00:03:08,492 - Yeah, I did brunch. - Oh, nice. 74 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:10,712 Look at Audrey. She looks so cute today. 75 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:12,495 She always looks cute. 76 00:03:12,496 --> 00:03:14,411 - CHRIS: I like your hair. - NATALIE: I like your hair. 77 00:03:14,629 --> 00:03:16,805 - You smell bangin'. - I smell good? 78 00:03:17,022 --> 00:03:18,589 - Yeah, what is that? - Gucci. 79 00:03:18,807 --> 00:03:21,418 ♪ 80 00:03:21,636 --> 00:03:25,334 - This is very, very cool. - Welcome to Shutterfly. 81 00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:27,685 You guys are going to do something called fluid art. 82 00:03:27,903 --> 00:03:29,557 Now, you guys are each going to get your own canvas. 83 00:03:29,774 --> 00:03:31,298 You guys are gonna do some mixing in there, 84 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:33,213 you're gonna do some pouring, some blowing on there. 85 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:35,215 And we're gonna see what kind of art we make today. 86 00:03:35,389 --> 00:03:36,738 - Okay? - NATALIE: Okay. 87 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:38,218 Since my first date gone wrong with Angelica, 88 00:03:38,392 --> 00:03:40,524 I'm really cautious on where I take girls. 89 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:44,746 What the actual hell was that? 90 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:46,835 - Lateral drop. - [Angelica grunts] 91 00:03:47,052 --> 00:03:49,707 You know, Natalie's really artistic and creative, 92 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:51,187 and she's got spontaneity to her, 93 00:03:51,361 --> 00:03:53,450 and I thought, hey, let's go painting. 94 00:03:53,668 --> 00:03:55,844 Holy sh--, this is so cool. 95 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:58,542 We got safety goggles for this one. [laughs] 96 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,414 You guys are going to go ahead and pour the paint inside 97 00:04:00,631 --> 00:04:02,851 and fill it up till the rim inside is full. 98 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:04,200 Oh, there you go. You see that? 99 00:04:04,374 --> 00:04:05,680 - That's what we want. - NATALIE: Wow. 100 00:04:05,897 --> 00:04:07,247 That looks very cool. 101 00:04:07,464 --> 00:04:09,030 I like how he's just free for all, 102 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:12,252 and I like how you're so delicate and detailed. 103 00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:14,384 That describes us perfectly. 104 00:04:14,602 --> 00:04:15,993 JASON: That is so us. 105 00:04:15,994 --> 00:04:18,867 I like yours a lot. The colors are just tasty. 106 00:04:19,084 --> 00:04:20,782 I don't think the paint's bad for our skin, is it? 107 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:23,088 No! Okay, that's enough. That looks really pretty. 108 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,525 Let's see what it looks like on you. 109 00:04:24,742 --> 00:04:26,309 Okay. 110 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:29,051 So what'd you think about that beach party that we went to? 111 00:04:30,748 --> 00:04:32,315 I mean, they're hot. 112 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:34,404 I just love that, like, we can just do that, 113 00:04:34,622 --> 00:04:36,362 and the next day we're not like, "What was that?" 114 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:38,234 Oh, like weird or anything, yeah. 115 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:39,975 "Was that weird?" No, it was just like, that was hilarious. 116 00:04:40,192 --> 00:04:41,890 That was sick. [laughs] 117 00:04:42,107 --> 00:04:46,286 Having friendships with straight men is not always easy. 118 00:04:46,503 --> 00:04:49,376 These are shirts that I'm gonna have you guys throw paint on. 119 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:52,726 There's always that moment where the guy develops feelings, 120 00:04:52,727 --> 00:04:54,772 and then the friendship becomes complicated. 121 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:59,299 But Jason has been the sweetest guy friend 122 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:01,910 that I could've asked for coming out of a breakup. 123 00:05:02,127 --> 00:05:03,738 I say we go for the hug. 124 00:05:05,653 --> 00:05:08,046 It's just been so fun and lighthearted. 125 00:05:08,264 --> 00:05:10,440 [Natalie squeals, laughs] 126 00:05:10,919 --> 00:05:12,268 Yeah, just keep spinning. 127 00:05:13,225 --> 00:05:14,531 NATALIE: Okay. 128 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,491 - [Jason laughs] - That was insane. 129 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:19,014 Holy [bleep]. 130 00:05:19,231 --> 00:05:20,536 Oh, my God. 131 00:05:20,537 --> 00:05:22,626 JASON: There's a very potential spark here. 132 00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:25,281 And I'm down for this to be a more regular thing, yeah. 133 00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:27,849 - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, it feels great. 134 00:05:28,066 --> 00:05:31,635 I love this. My work is so good. Aww! 135 00:05:32,201 --> 00:05:34,812 That's so cool! 136 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:38,512 [upbeat music] 137 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:45,562 AUDREY: I spilled a teabag 138 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:47,695 all over the place. It, like, ripped in half. 139 00:05:47,912 --> 00:05:50,872 Dude, I just taught Natalie what teabagging was the other day. 140 00:05:51,089 --> 00:05:52,700 What? She didn't know what that meant? 141 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:55,398 She said that a guy, like, hit her in the face with his nuts, 142 00:05:55,616 --> 00:05:57,357 and I was like, "That's teabagging." 143 00:05:57,574 --> 00:05:59,228 She said, "Oh, I didn't know that's what that was." 144 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:01,404 AUDREY: That's something I feel like Natalie would know. 145 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:02,666 Let's go sit down out here. 146 00:06:02,884 --> 00:06:04,712 - All the tea. - Cheers. 147 00:06:04,929 --> 00:06:06,670 This is my favorite kind of session. 148 00:06:06,888 --> 00:06:08,498 AUDREY: Tea sesh? You wanna come? Come on. 149 00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:10,152 Good girl. 150 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,546 Do you wanna see some of the ideas that I have 151 00:06:12,763 --> 00:06:14,591 - to decorate Gay Pride? - Yes. 152 00:06:14,809 --> 00:06:16,898 I was definitely thinking we get these big-ass 153 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:19,204 blow-up rubber duckies and put Gay Pride sh-- on them. 154 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,641 Oh, hell yeah. 155 00:06:20,858 --> 00:06:22,860 Lisa gave me a budget of 500 bucks. 156 00:06:23,078 --> 00:06:24,775 Period. You can do a lot with that. 157 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:26,429 Period! 158 00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:30,651 My Pride budget is $500, but I spent $250 of my own. 159 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:33,828 I bought a big blow-up unicorn pool floaty, 160 00:06:34,045 --> 00:06:36,744 water guns for the boys, tons of streamers. 161 00:06:36,961 --> 00:06:40,661 So I spent $750 on Pride. And a little bit of my dignity. 162 00:06:40,878 --> 00:06:43,054 I'm so excited. I also have something going on next week. 163 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:44,707 VENUS: What is it? 164 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:47,929 I got the opportunity to do a stand-up comedy show. 165 00:06:48,146 --> 00:06:50,932 - VENUS: Okay. - A friend of a friend was like, 166 00:06:51,149 --> 00:06:53,151 "I know you've talked about comedy before, 167 00:06:53,369 --> 00:06:55,893 "we have an opening, would you wanna do it?" 168 00:06:56,111 --> 00:06:59,636 And I was like... [scoffs] "Yeah!" 169 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:04,989 I came to LA with the pursuit of being an actress, 170 00:07:05,207 --> 00:07:06,860 which I still want to do. 171 00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:09,820 I just think that comedy kind of popped up out of nowhere, 172 00:07:10,038 --> 00:07:11,648 like, "Hey, what about me?" 173 00:07:11,866 --> 00:07:15,435 I go to a stand-up show probably once or twice a week, 174 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:19,134 and so I think that putting myself on as many stages 175 00:07:19,351 --> 00:07:23,660 as possible is just gonna make me more of a diverse talent. 176 00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:26,358 If you can stand up on a stage in front of people 177 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:28,012 and just be, like, dance monkey, 178 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:30,058 I think you could do anything, honestly. 179 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:33,278 I need to bring up everyone's bullsh--, 180 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:36,238 call 'em out on it, but, like, in a funny, lighthearted way. 181 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,110 Well, if it comes to Angelica, we need to talk about her brain 182 00:07:39,328 --> 00:07:42,156 - versus her education. - Yes! 183 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:44,289 Have you ever met someone that has a neuroscience degree 184 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,855 but is actually stupid? 185 00:07:45,856 --> 00:07:49,164 In Paso, when I was comforting her on the bus, 186 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:51,514 I actually saw a side of her where she was showing what 187 00:07:51,732 --> 00:07:55,257 I thought was remorse for her actions towards the boys. 188 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,520 - Give me a hug. It's okay. - [Angelica sobs] 189 00:07:57,738 --> 00:07:59,260 It's not worth it. 190 00:07:59,261 --> 00:08:01,959 And then the next day, I never saw that remorse again. 191 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:04,048 It's like the robot short-circuited for a second 192 00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:06,616 and then came back on. The AI rebooted. 193 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:08,357 I have to bring a penis pump. 194 00:08:08,531 --> 00:08:10,664 - Yeah. - Like I told you about Chris. 195 00:08:10,881 --> 00:08:12,926 Do you think that he still wants to be with you? 196 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:15,669 Based on the conversation in the bar, yeah. 197 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:17,409 He was like, "I wanna do these amazing things for you, 198 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:19,411 "like, I do have strong feelings for you." 199 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:22,023 And then afterwards, me, him, and Parker 200 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,504 went back to him and Jason's place. 201 00:08:24,678 --> 00:08:26,680 So I really enjoyed that, and then I ended up staying there 202 00:08:26,897 --> 00:08:31,772 'cause I drank, but, like, nothing happened. Like, very PG. 203 00:08:31,989 --> 00:08:35,384 Honestly, I feel like Chris is not 204 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:37,473 in the position in his life to settle down. 205 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:39,954 He just wants to have fun, explore different cities, 206 00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:42,478 - different panties. - It was so chill. 207 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:45,176 It was like us talking how we always talk and us being normal. 208 00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:47,875 In Texas, people are raised with traditional values 209 00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:49,746 of finding, like, your significant other 210 00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:52,357 and starting a family, and Chris ain't that. 211 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:55,099 He didn't push any boundaries. He's very mature. 212 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,189 LISA: Coming up... 213 00:08:58,407 --> 00:09:00,627 I'm gonna be going to Europe, Jersey, and probably Bali, 214 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:03,934 so I'm like, I don't think we should take that big step yet. 215 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:06,981 ♪ Still I fall, fall, fall, fall ♪ 216 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:10,375 ♪ Still I fall, fall, fall, fall ♪ 217 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:13,988 ♪ If you feel the way I'm feeling for you ♪ 218 00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:16,424 ♪ Still I fall, fall, fall, fall ♪ 219 00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:18,906 Hot and dangerous! 220 00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:22,823 ♪ Falling for you, I don't know, know, know, know ♪ 221 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,476 - [phone ringing] - Hello? 222 00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:26,435 Yeah, I'm already at SUR. What are you doing? 223 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,785 I'm literally coming around the corner right now. 224 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:31,222 - Hi! - Holy guacamole! 225 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,399 Stop! [laughs] Now you're making me nervous. 226 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,184 No, they look great. I'm sorry, 227 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:37,968 I can't stop making eye contact with them. 228 00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:39,753 No, actually, look at them. I spent too much on them. 229 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:41,493 Sorry, but my boobs are down here. 230 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:42,930 Wow. 231 00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:46,760 I have all my swimsuits here. 232 00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:49,023 I have it in every size, so when the girls show up, 233 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,894 we can just get the fitting started. 234 00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:54,505 As the host of Pride, I have plenty of plans for everyone. 235 00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:56,596 Angelica is gonna be providing her swimsuit line 236 00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:58,598 for all of the girls that work at SUR. 237 00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:00,208 Marcus is gonna be DJing. 238 00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:03,515 - If you want to DJ... - Yes, dude. 239 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,168 That's a big opportunity. 240 00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:08,216 Chris, Shayne, and Jason are gonna be my strippers. 241 00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:11,349 I need the muscles out. They'll bring all the gays in. 242 00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:13,090 And Natalie is gonna be performing 243 00:10:13,308 --> 00:10:14,396 her hit single, "Passenger." 244 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,703 Do something like that. [vocalizing] 245 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,966 - I love that. - That's it. 246 00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:20,620 I don't know what I'm gonna wear. 247 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:22,534 I'll put an order in right now for a Speedo, 248 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,493 and we can have a couple. I wanna see Shayne in a Speedo. 249 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,234 Do you think he wears size small? 250 00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:28,497 That man is big. He's built. 251 00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:30,281 Don't be saying all that. 252 00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:31,631 I'm here to see the twins. 253 00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:35,809 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 254 00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:38,463 - They're still really stiff. - Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. 255 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,335 - Are you supposed to massage? - Yeah, I do. 256 00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:42,554 - I can help you. - Thank you. 257 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:45,209 Angelica's boobs enter the room before she does. 258 00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:48,560 They look insane. Like, in the best way possible. 259 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,388 - I know. It doesn't hurt. - NATALIE: It seems painful. 260 00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:52,086 No, it doesn't. I have to squeeze them. 261 00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:54,175 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 262 00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:55,872 [gasps] They are really hard. 263 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,481 [laughs] 264 00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:59,659 I love your new boobs, but... 265 00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:03,227 you're not a new person just because you have new boobs. 266 00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:04,707 They just make you hotter. 267 00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:06,666 ANGELICA: I've got swimsuits for you guys. 268 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,972 Venus wants to see you guys all lined up in a fashion show, 269 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:10,320 so I'm gonna hand out sizes. 270 00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:11,845 You're gonna give me a performance. 271 00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:13,629 - You should try 'em. - Good luck, everybody. 272 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,457 Oh, wait, this is super cute. 273 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,634 All right, we'll take the first girl to come out. 274 00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:21,506 Oh, my God. I thought you were 275 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,725 about to do a round off, girlfriend. 276 00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:24,205 That was hot. 277 00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:26,293 - Styling her for the Olympics? - Good job. 278 00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:30,646 ANGELICA: Is that Audrey? Bombshell. Oh, my God. 279 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:33,562 If I had the dream body, it would look like this. 280 00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:35,869 - I think I'm straight. - [laughter] 281 00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:38,872 If the string fits, wear it. 282 00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,438 VENUS: All right! 283 00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:43,920 Serving straight [bleep] per usual. 284 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,661 DEMY: I don't know how we're gonna work in these. 285 00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:49,230 We are gonna be serving people food, not vagina. 286 00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,319 I'm obsessed. I cannot wait to see this. 287 00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:53,277 - Thank you, Angelica. - You all look amazing. 288 00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:56,759 Please put some bronzer on them legs. Whoo! 289 00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:59,806 ♪ Ooh, I feel so young and free ♪ 290 00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:03,984 ♪ No worries in the world, I'm living like I want to ♪ 291 00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:07,901 Oh, yeah. I already know you're coming. I already know. 292 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:10,425 You never let me work out, honey. 293 00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:11,992 All right. 294 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:14,951 Bandit! [laughs] Goddamn. 295 00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:21,044 ♪ Feeling good, feeling fine, making money in the summertime ♪ 296 00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:23,568 ♪ Having fun, flying high ♪ 297 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,613 ♪ We pop bottles every day and night ♪ 298 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:30,662 ♪ Singing na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na ♪ 299 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:35,102 ♪ Feeling good, feeling fine, making money in the summertime ♪ 300 00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:37,147 - CHRIS: Hello! - Hi! 301 00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:39,279 - CHRIS: How you doing? - NATALIE: Hi! 302 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,108 JASON: So I see you got all the paint off. 303 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:43,196 NATALIE: That was super cool. Thank you for coming. 304 00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:45,286 No, I know. I'm like, I have no idea what to expect. 305 00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:47,157 I'm not the best dancer, so it's like it depends 306 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,290 what kind of moves we're incorporating. I'm like... 307 00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:51,247 My friend's gonna take care of us, and she's not gonna 308 00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:53,468 let us look bad 'cause I'm worried about the same thing. 309 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:57,646 When Venus asked me to sing my song "Passenger" at Pride, 310 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,909 the answer was an automatic yes. 311 00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,736 Hi! 312 00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:05,653 If I wanna, like, envision myself as this sexy pop star, 313 00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:09,876 what better than to have two cute backup dancers with me? 314 00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:12,356 - I'm Rianna. - Jason, nice to meet you. 315 00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:14,358 So you're the one showing us the moves today. 316 00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:16,403 - I am. - Gonna make us look so good. 317 00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:18,362 I mean, as long as they stand behind me and do everything 318 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,495 that I've seen them do on a night out, we're good. 319 00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:22,802 What is your comfortability level with dance in general? 320 00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:25,108 I mean, I do a little-- I can do a little two-step. 321 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,806 - I'm okay. - I get down a little bit. 322 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,633 - Do some body rolls. - I'm not a choreographer. 323 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,287 Okay, so you do have experience. 324 00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:32,507 - With a pole. - [laughter] 325 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,204 This is gonna be a piece of cake for me. 326 00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:36,032 Honestly, I got a lot of different moves. 327 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,598 Stripping is much harder. 328 00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,775 Have you ever seen Magic Mike? I'm like that. 329 00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:41,777 - CHRIS: Yeah. - NATALIE: Ooh! 330 00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,953 This is just, like, simple movements. 331 00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:46,608 NATALIE: Whoo! Iconic. 332 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,479 I only have to worry about myself. 333 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,525 You don't have to worry about dropping a girl on her head. 334 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,397 This one bachelorette was on my motorcycle, 335 00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:57,140 AKA "the hot seat," and I had to, you know, 336 00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:58,925 obviously pick her up off the motorcycle, 337 00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:00,622 and that's when I do a little bit of moves. 338 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,363 Like, I just throw the hips into her. 339 00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:05,235 And I almost dropped her, but I got away with it. 340 00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:08,150 Like, I almost-- I did, like, one of these. 341 00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,023 - RIANNA: You guys ready? - Yeah. 342 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,894 Okay, let's spread out. 343 00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,853 I'm just gonna use a hair clip as a mic. 344 00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,855 RIANNA: So after "One, two, three," 345 00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:18,161 the boys, we're just gonna do three poses. 346 00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:21,686 You wanna stick it-- oh, oh, oh-- like that, 347 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,732 - but very... - JASON: Got it. 348 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,081 - CHRIS: Robotic? - Yeah. 349 00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,692 Very, very strong. Hit it. 350 00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:30,130 [laughter] 351 00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:31,696 No. 352 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,698 - Like this? - RIANNA: No. 353 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,091 Hit it. 354 00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,050 No. 355 00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:39,791 No, I don't like that. 356 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,357 Make them bigger. 357 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:42,838 Do you wanna try that with music? 358 00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:44,535 - NATALIE: Yeah. - RIANNA: Okay, let's go, guys. 359 00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:49,105 ["Passengers" playing] 360 00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:52,892 Five, six, seven, eight. Big, guys. 361 00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:54,806 - ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ - Yep. 362 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,853 ♪ Doing to me, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 363 00:14:58,027 --> 00:14:59,942 Yep! Nice. 364 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,770 - Let's go. - Oh! 365 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,337 - RIANNA: Very, very nice, guys. - It's gonna be good. 366 00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,469 - You look great. - Thank you. 367 00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,471 - You sound----ing amazing. - You do. No, for real. 368 00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:09,604 Not even just saying that. You sound incredible. 369 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,258 - Like, you're very talented. - Thank you. 370 00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:12,868 Seriously. 371 00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:16,698 NATALIE: Thank you so much. See you on the flip. 372 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,134 CHRIS: Dude, we actually killed that. 373 00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:19,875 - Yeah. - Definitely need to practice it 374 00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,921 - a little bit more, obviously. - Oh, no doubt. 375 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:24,445 But once we just get-- I think the toughest part 376 00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:26,664 - is the first part for me. - Yeah. 377 00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:28,753 The "oh." Like, that I'm a little uncomfortable with. 378 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,147 - Do it again. Do it again. - ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 379 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:32,888 ♪ Getting ready to go ♪ 380 00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,673 [laughing] It's----ing hot! 381 00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:40,417 [groans] I'm gonna put the windows down. 382 00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:42,506 Anyways, dude. After that date, 383 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,204 I'm really feeling Natalie's energy. 384 00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:45,945 - Mm-hmm. - She got a big heart, 385 00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:48,512 and if she feels loved and feels, like, safe around you, 386 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,036 - she's gonna open up. - Right. 387 00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,863 I love that for you guys. I love that for you. 388 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,517 I'm not gonna lie, I'm really liking Natalie. 389 00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:56,520 She's fun and super affectionate. 390 00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,131 She goes with the flow with everything. 391 00:15:58,348 --> 00:15:59,828 I'm really attracted to that. 392 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,786 So how are you feeling about Audrey? 393 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,267 We're kind of back to where we were, 'cause, like, 394 00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:06,791 we hashed it out at the bar, and I needed to prove to her that 395 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,143 I do want this and just really locked in 396 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,840 on just where our heads are at. 397 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:14,277 We seem to be on the same page now, 398 00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:17,498 but I was just thinking how us traveling so much 399 00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:19,108 and not being with each other this summer 400 00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:21,676 is gonna affect, you know, us. 401 00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:24,331 I'm definitely stuck in between opposite ends. 402 00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:27,421 One day I'm, like, confident that I wanna be with her, 403 00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:30,511 and then the next day I overthink and I'm thinking of 404 00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:33,165 all these certain scenarios and possibilities, and I'm like, 405 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,385 "Okay, maybe this isn't the right decision." 406 00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:38,040 I'm gonna be going to Europe, Jersey, and probably Bali, 407 00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,521 so I'm like, well, I'm not gonna see her. 408 00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,740 The one thing I know for certain is that 409 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,829 I don't wanna lose Audrey. 410 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,962 I just feel like I got a little ahead of myself. 411 00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:49,791 So I'm like, I don't think we should take that big step yet. 412 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,662 - I like what we have. - You told her that? 413 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,360 I didn't tell her that. No, I'm going to. 414 00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,275 Probably should, because she made it really clear 415 00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:57,016 that she wants romance. I mean, 416 00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,800 just be straight up with her, bro. 417 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,671 It's gonna be hard to tell her that because I feel like 418 00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,978 she took it as, like, I really wanna go all in. 419 00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:04,719 I did kind of say that. 420 00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:06,547 JASON: I know exactly what's going on. 421 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,853 Chris always goes back and forth making decisions with girls. 422 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,942 One time Chris did a porn with a really famous porn star 423 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:12,509 and she did fall in love with him. 424 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:14,294 She wanted to take him everywhere, and he was 425 00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:16,383 just like, "I don't know if I wanna date a porn star." 426 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,472 And she was really cool. Like, we really liked her. 427 00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,561 Even if it's the right girl and he's feeling safe, 428 00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,606 it's just still, like, inside of him, 429 00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:25,000 his nervous system starts to just pull back a little bit. 430 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,133 So you generally feel like 431 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:28,786 you wanna just be friends with her, then? 432 00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:30,614 Well, it's not even-- 'Cause we're still gonna be 433 00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,312 more than friends, that's the thing. We're just kind of, 434 00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:33,878 - like, hanging out. - There's no romance. 435 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,750 I mean, I will bring romance to the table. 436 00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,534 It's just, like, I'm not gonna ask her to be my girlfriend 437 00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:39,406 and, like, make it that exclusive. I'm just gonna keep 438 00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:41,277 doing what we're doing but add a little bit of romance and 439 00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,149 - prove to her that-- - Bro, I----ing love you, 440 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:44,541 but I'm just gonna be real with you. 441 00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:47,240 Romance for her is make it exclusive. 442 00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,285 Yeah, I'm gonna think about it more. 443 00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,331 Yeah, just think about it, dude. Let it sizzle for a bit. 444 00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,115 CHRIS: A lot of people always say the phrase, 445 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,378 "You can't have your cake and eat it too." 446 00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:57,380 But why the [bleep] not? 447 00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,034 I think we all deserve to eat 448 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,949 our own----ing cake once in a while. 449 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:03,343 Why the [bleep] do you have the cake if you're not gonna eat it? 450 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,213 You're a----ing good guy. You have a good-ass heart. 451 00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:07,390 Like, you're gonna make the right choice no matter what. 452 00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:10,001 - Yeah, I know. - Definitely, bro. 453 00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,182 LISA: Coming up... 454 00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:18,400 So weird with Shayne now, 'cause he was like-- 455 00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:20,969 he went from wanting to be romantic to cutting that off. 456 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,797 He was kind of coming on to me the other day. 457 00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,799 Do I need to, like, stab you? 458 00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:32,894 [upbeat music] 459 00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:40,118 - SARAH: Hi! - AUDREY: Hi! 460 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,642 Oh, my gosh, thank you for meeting me. 461 00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,948 - Yes, I'm excited. - I'm so excited. 462 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,430 I have wanted to do stand-up for so long, 463 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:50,303 and I think it's, like, so freaking terrifying, 464 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,000 but, like, I wanna push myself and do it. 465 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,133 It's good to know that it's terrifying going in. 466 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,003 Oh, my God. It is so terrifying. 467 00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:58,702 Performing live is not a first for me. 468 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,878 I did theater a lot growing up. 469 00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:03,098 So I feel lucky that I don't have stage fright, 470 00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:06,145 but I am still nervous that I'm being myself. 471 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,886 You're taking a risk. Like, is the audience gonna like you? 472 00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:10,714 Which, I hope so. 473 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,673 Do you have any specific pointers that you wish 474 00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:15,719 your 22-year-old self knew getting into stand-up? 475 00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:18,722 SARAH: Oh, just that if anything doesn't go 476 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,463 the way you expect it to... 477 00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,378 - It's not the end of the world. - ...it's not a big deal. 478 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,554 It's so not a big deal. Like, stay true to yourself 479 00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:28,602 and have fun and tell things, again, that are original 480 00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:32,388 but also relatable to me is always gonna be, like, 481 00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:34,477 the best hit when you start getting broader audiences 482 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:37,088 and all this stuff. There's so many people doing comedy 483 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:40,440 and the best way to be original is to be yourself, right? 484 00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:41,745 And I have so many crazy stories. 485 00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:43,093 I bet. I feel like you do. 486 00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:45,575 My lore, like, goes back centuries. 487 00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,316 Tell me what kind of stuff you're thinking about. 488 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:49,971 Okay, well, I definitely wanna include stories about, 489 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,452 like, my personal life. I also do have a lot of friends 490 00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:55,542 that are gonna be there, though, especially some co-workers, 491 00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:58,371 and I kind of wanna take my opportunity to roast them. 492 00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,198 - Yeah! Oh, my God. - And they can't even 493 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,504 say anything about it. 494 00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,854 I, like, annihilate people in my head. 495 00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:07,293 Like, I feel like I always have a roast ready to go. 496 00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:09,469 One of the girls that's gonna be in the audience 497 00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:12,689 is one of my co-workers, and we had this argument one time. 498 00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,430 Any time there's, like, a [bleep] in the room, 499 00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:16,215 you immediately need their validation. 500 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,260 - That's what it feels like. - That is not----ing true. 501 00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:21,959 I wanna dig at that somehow. Like, either doing some kind 502 00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:24,397 of crowd work where I'm like, "You like my tattoos?" 503 00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:26,312 Or, like, "You like my hair?" And someone's like, "Yeah." 504 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,183 And I'm like, "Oh, great. Like, I just came my pants. 505 00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:30,359 "Like, I seek male validation, like, so much." 506 00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:31,926 Or something like that. Like, digging at that. 507 00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:33,797 - Yeah. - Does that make sense? 508 00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:36,017 You're gonna know if you feel comfortable to venture out. 509 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,584 Just kind of, like, test the waters. 510 00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:39,237 - Yeah. - See what feels right. 511 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,849 Seems pretty fair to me. 512 00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:45,244 Hopefully they all take it well. Because some of them are crazy. 513 00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,158 So maybe some of them will walk out, I don't know. 514 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,117 - Hopefully not. - You don't seem like someone 515 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:50,771 who's, like, trying to be mean. 516 00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:53,252 - No, never. - Let's have some fun here. 517 00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:54,470 No, never. 518 00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:59,780 ♪ 519 00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:02,478 - I just wish the sun was out. - I know. It's been cloudy. 520 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,306 But tomorrow's supposed to be really hot. 521 00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:06,874 - WOMAN: Welcome in, guys. - Hi. How are you? 522 00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:08,571 - Good. How are you guys? - Good. 523 00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:10,791 - Have any recommendations? - You should try the cake. 524 00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:12,662 - Okay. - I'd love a BLT. 525 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,621 - Can I do it with avocado? - Yeah, of course. 526 00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:16,492 - Where's my... - Thank you, sugar mama. 527 00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:19,582 - Of course. - I'll go get our table, baby. 528 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,192 Oh, thank you for taking my purse. 529 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:22,889 Yeah, of course. 530 00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:25,022 ANGELICA: I probably have been a little bit too active 531 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,373 since surgery. Like, I moved the last couple days. 532 00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:29,244 The day I was moving yesterday, 533 00:21:29,418 --> 00:21:30,985 my ex stopped by the house. 534 00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:33,683 He's been actively checking in on me and asking me, like, 535 00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:35,337 - "What are you doing?" - Why? 536 00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:36,991 And then he was like, when we were on the trip, 537 00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:38,862 "Did anything happen?" 538 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,299 That's why, like, trying to stay friends, like, 539 00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:41,952 doesn't work, especially in the beginning, 540 00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:43,389 and especially when you're still figuring out 541 00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:44,520 - your living situation. - You're so right. 542 00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:46,173 I know. I don't know why. 543 00:21:46,174 --> 00:21:47,523 - It just doesn't work. - I was so delulu with it. 544 00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:49,219 At least you don't work together. 545 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:50,483 I'm excited. I'm talking to someone new, actually. 546 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,920 Oh, my God. What? How? Where? When? How? Why? 547 00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:54,703 It's just becoming serious. 548 00:21:54,704 --> 00:21:55,836 Like, I'm literally picking him up from LAX tomorrow, 549 00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:57,316 and he's gonna spend the night. 550 00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:58,969 NATALIE: I don't wanna be heartless, 551 00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:00,580 but that's the craziest thing I've ever heard. 552 00:22:00,797 --> 00:22:02,363 Wow. 553 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,105 You know how they say, like, healing is not like this, 554 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,845 it's like this? 555 00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:08,022 She's just looking for love anywhere she can find it. 556 00:22:08,239 --> 00:22:09,850 He travels a lot for, like, work. 557 00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:12,504 He's taking me to dinner, and, like, there's no question. 558 00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:14,028 Like, he just takes care of everything, 559 00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:16,117 which is really strange, because, like, 560 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,293 I'm used to actually picking up the bill all the time. 561 00:22:18,467 --> 00:22:19,860 When I was in my last relationship, 562 00:22:20,077 --> 00:22:22,123 I had met the man of my dreams. 563 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,038 I was, like, thinking, like, 564 00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:26,606 "How is it that a guy like this is single? 565 00:22:26,823 --> 00:22:28,564 "Why wasn't he single when I was single?" 566 00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:31,393 And then after Shayne broke up with me, 567 00:22:31,611 --> 00:22:33,352 he was the first person I messaged. 568 00:22:33,526 --> 00:22:36,223 Like, "Hello. You remember me?" 569 00:22:36,224 --> 00:22:38,052 - What's going on with Shayne? - I don't know. 570 00:22:38,269 --> 00:22:40,054 It's so weird now, 'cause he was, like-- he went from 571 00:22:40,271 --> 00:22:42,709 wanting to be romantic to, like, cutting that off 572 00:22:42,926 --> 00:22:44,798 the moment I showed that I had any emotions. 573 00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:46,756 He was kind of coming on to me the other day. 574 00:22:46,974 --> 00:22:50,020 Wait, Shayne was coming on to you again? 575 00:22:50,238 --> 00:22:52,371 Do I need to, like, stab you? 576 00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:56,243 Seriously? You're gonna trail backwards 577 00:22:56,244 --> 00:22:58,420 just because I wasn't there for a week? 578 00:22:58,638 --> 00:23:00,335 Me leaving and going to Houston 579 00:23:00,509 --> 00:23:02,903 was supposed to make you miss me, not Natalie. 580 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,469 NATALIE: I went to this party. 581 00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:06,472 Audrey was there, Chris, Jason, me, Shayne. 582 00:23:06,689 --> 00:23:09,344 And I was just catching up with him, and he was just like, 583 00:23:09,518 --> 00:23:11,085 "I feel like I'm talking to the Nat 584 00:23:11,302 --> 00:23:12,913 "that I used to FaceTime and, like, phone call with. 585 00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:14,654 - Ew. - "You're so cool." 586 00:23:14,871 --> 00:23:16,786 I asked Jason for, like, permission to revisit this. 587 00:23:17,004 --> 00:23:18,919 First of all, why would you have to ask Jason for permission? 588 00:23:19,136 --> 00:23:21,095 Because me and Jason aren't anything, like... 589 00:23:21,312 --> 00:23:23,053 ANGELICA: Oh, you guys seem like a thing like that. 590 00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:25,273 No, it's not a thing, though. It's just like... 591 00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:26,795 Make out buddies? 592 00:23:26,796 --> 00:23:28,407 I'm so, like, I'll kiss anyone when I'm drunk. 593 00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:30,452 He was matching my energy, and I was like, "Whoo-hoo." 594 00:23:30,670 --> 00:23:32,585 - I did learn that. - Jason, Jason. 595 00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:34,630 Yeah, I don't know. I just do whatever the [bleep] I want. 596 00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:36,850 - So. - ANGELICA: Shayne told me... 597 00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:39,461 - Probably horrible things. - He was just like, 598 00:23:39,679 --> 00:23:41,898 "I feel like I never have anything to say to Nat. 599 00:23:42,116 --> 00:23:43,900 "She doesn't, like, intellectually stimulate me." 600 00:23:44,727 --> 00:23:46,555 To me, that's, like, an inside thought, 601 00:23:46,773 --> 00:23:47,948 but if she wants to tell me that, 602 00:23:48,165 --> 00:23:49,732 it's not really gonna hurt my feelings. 603 00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:53,432 Like, I know that she liked him for, like, five days. 604 00:23:53,606 --> 00:23:56,130 ANGELICA: I don't want to be bothered, 605 00:23:56,347 --> 00:23:57,914 'cause, like, we had such a good connection, 606 00:23:58,132 --> 00:24:01,048 and then, like, he stopped it, like, abruptly. 607 00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:03,790 - So that, like, kind of hurt. - That was kind of-- 608 00:24:05,313 --> 00:24:06,662 [sighs] 609 00:24:10,274 --> 00:24:12,624 ♪ Light my fuse like a few times ♪ 610 00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:15,410 ♪ Money in the bank, no price check here ♪ 611 00:24:15,584 --> 00:24:17,368 ♪ This is what it feels like ♪ 612 00:24:17,543 --> 00:24:18,805 We're open! 613 00:24:19,022 --> 00:24:20,633 Do not want to work. 614 00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:22,199 - Hey, you. - Thank you, boo. 615 00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:23,331 Hello! 616 00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:25,464 ♪ Neck, wrist frozen ♪ 617 00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:27,422 ♪ Clear water ocean ♪ 618 00:24:28,162 --> 00:24:29,468 Enjoy. 619 00:24:29,685 --> 00:24:30,773 Welcome in. 620 00:24:30,991 --> 00:24:32,166 You wanna start with some Pumptinis? 621 00:24:32,383 --> 00:24:33,689 Ooh! 622 00:24:33,907 --> 00:24:35,299 - LISA: Hello. - Hi, how are you? 623 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:36,692 LISA: How are you? 624 00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:38,346 What's happening? Anything I should know? 625 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:39,390 Um... 626 00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:40,957 - That's good. - No. 627 00:24:41,175 --> 00:24:42,915 Okay, good. All right. 628 00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:44,439 Enjoy. 629 00:24:45,701 --> 00:24:47,573 LISA: I need to talk to you quickly. 630 00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:50,227 So, are you prepared for Pride? 631 00:24:50,445 --> 00:24:52,186 I'm fully prepared. I'm amazing. 632 00:24:52,403 --> 00:24:55,406 Now, the event has to be amazing, not you, darling. 633 00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:57,233 Have you put out all the flyers? 634 00:24:57,234 --> 00:25:00,107 I think me and all the girls are gonna go out Friday night, 635 00:25:00,324 --> 00:25:02,283 and we're gonna pass them all around West Hollywood. 636 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,111 That's a bit late, isn't it? 637 00:25:04,328 --> 00:25:06,156 Listen, this is all on you. 638 00:25:06,374 --> 00:25:07,680 If it goes wrong, I'm coming to you. 639 00:25:07,897 --> 00:25:09,377 Remember what I told you as well. 640 00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:12,685 - This is your moment. - Yes. Yes. 641 00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:16,383 ♪ 642 00:25:16,384 --> 00:25:19,038 What's open? Do you want me to do a little walkthrough? 643 00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:20,344 There's your OJ. 644 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:21,954 Can we do it in a tall glass? 645 00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:24,523 Tequila, orange juice, and top it with cranberry. 646 00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:26,176 Perfect. 647 00:25:27,221 --> 00:25:29,745 AUDREY: I got you. I'll train you. 648 00:25:29,963 --> 00:25:31,051 Yo, what's up, dude? 649 00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:32,443 Big dog. What's up? 650 00:25:32,618 --> 00:25:34,141 - Uh-uh-oh! - Uh-uh-uh-oh! 651 00:25:34,358 --> 00:25:35,490 No, I'm a hostess right now. 652 00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:37,448 Where the hell you done come from, bud? 653 00:25:37,623 --> 00:25:39,320 I just came out the blue. 654 00:25:41,235 --> 00:25:42,541 What'd you hear about me? 655 00:25:42,758 --> 00:25:45,631 - Do you wanna go inside? - Okay. 656 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,244 - ANGELICA: Oh, my-- - I'm sorry 657 00:25:50,461 --> 00:25:52,507 I can't keep my eyes-- Okay, hold up. Let me just... 658 00:25:52,681 --> 00:25:53,987 Okay, Jesus. 659 00:25:54,204 --> 00:25:56,946 Yeah, just, um, no, it's cool. I can totally... 660 00:25:57,164 --> 00:25:59,383 - What are you talking about? - You should be used to looking 661 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,342 at me through my eyes. I mean, like, not that there was-- 662 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,822 - You have beautiful eyes. - Thank you. 663 00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:04,040 Okay, I appreciate it. 664 00:26:04,258 --> 00:26:06,695 She might even surpass me. 665 00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:09,829 As the hottest person at SUR. 666 00:26:10,873 --> 00:26:12,658 That doesn't matter. I hang there. 667 00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:14,747 ANGELICA: What has happened in the week that I was away? 668 00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:16,662 You wanna have something with Natalie now? 669 00:26:16,879 --> 00:26:19,186 Okay, what happened is... 670 00:26:19,882 --> 00:26:21,101 we all went out. 671 00:26:21,318 --> 00:26:24,191 We ended up being a little friendly. 672 00:26:24,408 --> 00:26:26,715 We didn't do anything. We didn't make out. 673 00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:29,326 ANGELICA: All right, let's go outside before 674 00:26:29,544 --> 00:26:31,459 - this place actually gets busy. - Oh, goddamn. 675 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,025 - Thank you. - Thank you. 676 00:26:33,026 --> 00:26:34,636 - I'm really chatty. - AUDREY: Yeah, 677 00:26:34,854 --> 00:26:36,595 - you can't do that here. - You can't talk here? 678 00:26:36,812 --> 00:26:39,293 You can talk to people as they walk in, but you can't, like... 679 00:26:39,510 --> 00:26:40,685 JASON: Really? 680 00:26:40,686 --> 00:26:42,296 One person has to be here at all times. 681 00:26:42,513 --> 00:26:44,951 I thought, like, you didn't like her at all. 682 00:26:45,168 --> 00:26:46,866 I think I was, like, kind of-- 683 00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:48,694 Were you lonely? 684 00:26:48,911 --> 00:26:51,566 It sounds so bitch-ass when you say it that way, like... 685 00:26:52,393 --> 00:26:54,742 You're at a party, you're kind of alone, like... 686 00:26:54,743 --> 00:26:56,615 - Mm-hmm. - And then we were just 687 00:26:56,832 --> 00:26:59,269 kind of linked up, and... I feel a little bit like a dickhead. 688 00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:01,010 - Like a tool? - Yeah. 689 00:27:01,228 --> 00:27:02,707 Yeah. 690 00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:03,970 How are you and Natalie? Didn't y'all have a date? 691 00:27:04,187 --> 00:27:05,406 We did, it was fun as hell. 692 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:06,711 We were, like, flirty and stuff. 693 00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:08,627 Well, Angelica talked to me today. 694 00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:10,279 Uh-huh. 695 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,847 ANGELICA: When I was talking to Natalie earlier, 696 00:27:12,065 --> 00:27:13,632 she said that, like, Shayne is, like, 697 00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:15,982 trying to get back with her, and I was just like, "What?" 698 00:27:16,722 --> 00:27:18,637 She said that Shayne talked to you 699 00:27:18,811 --> 00:27:20,290 because he was gonna ask you for your blessing 700 00:27:20,508 --> 00:27:21,901 to reopen things with Natalie. 701 00:27:22,118 --> 00:27:23,424 He didn't say that to me. 702 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:25,731 Can I leave the host stand? 703 00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:29,168 What the [bleep]? 704 00:27:29,169 --> 00:27:31,126 Not even a week ago, Shayne told me, 705 00:27:31,127 --> 00:27:32,868 "You have my blessing, go after Natalie." 706 00:27:33,086 --> 00:27:34,653 Where's Natalie at? 707 00:27:34,827 --> 00:27:36,742 If he told me, "Hey, bro, I still have feelings for her," 708 00:27:36,959 --> 00:27:38,178 I wouldn't have done that. 709 00:27:38,395 --> 00:27:39,570 It feels very two-faced. 710 00:27:39,745 --> 00:27:41,529 I'm also interested in you. 711 00:27:42,486 --> 00:27:43,923 - I don't know. - You don't know? 712 00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:45,446 Not based off what you told me, 713 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:47,666 so I, like, I started talking to someone else. 714 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:48,971 You started talking to someone else? 715 00:27:49,189 --> 00:27:51,147 - Yeah. - It's already serious? 716 00:27:51,365 --> 00:27:53,584 I'm picking him up from LAX tomorrow. 717 00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:55,412 So that's, like, a huge commitment, right? 718 00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:57,980 Oh, my God! You move-- 719 00:27:58,198 --> 00:27:59,939 That's fast. 720 00:28:00,156 --> 00:28:01,984 Should've had me when you had me. 721 00:28:02,202 --> 00:28:04,726 Doesn't he know that someone like me 722 00:28:04,944 --> 00:28:06,859 is not gonna stay single for long? 723 00:28:07,076 --> 00:28:10,689 He had this window where I was available for him, 724 00:28:10,863 --> 00:28:13,474 and now he's just gotta get back in the end of the line, buddy. 725 00:28:14,127 --> 00:28:15,824 I'm rooting for you and Natalie to work out. 726 00:28:16,042 --> 00:28:18,958 - So, good luck. - That's how it is? 727 00:28:19,175 --> 00:28:21,090 - Are you kidding? - I'm going inside now. 728 00:28:22,613 --> 00:28:24,093 - JASON: Natalie. - NATALIE: What? 729 00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:25,704 JASON: Did Shayne, like, ask you to, like, 730 00:28:25,878 --> 00:28:27,531 open things up with you again? 731 00:28:28,794 --> 00:28:32,885 He was like, "You look so good, I might have to revisit that. 732 00:28:33,102 --> 00:28:34,842 - "Ha, ha, ha." - What'd you say? 733 00:28:34,843 --> 00:28:36,627 I was like, I'm sure you would love that, wouldn't you? 734 00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:38,499 - That's very full circle. - Okay. 735 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,153 I was like-- I don't know. 736 00:28:40,370 --> 00:28:41,589 Oh, look, it's him. 737 00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:43,722 What's up, bro? You little sly fox. 738 00:28:43,939 --> 00:28:46,681 - [Shayne laughing] - [Natalie imitating laugh] 739 00:28:46,855 --> 00:28:48,248 You wanna go outside real quick? 740 00:28:50,424 --> 00:28:52,731 NATALIE: What the actual [bleep]? 741 00:28:57,910 --> 00:28:59,737 Is she making sh-- up or... 742 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,783 No, I----ing-- Okay, so... 743 00:29:02,001 --> 00:29:05,831 She said to Audrey that you talked to me about... 744 00:29:06,048 --> 00:29:08,485 - But we haven't talked yet. - That's what I said. 745 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:11,445 - All right-- - What's cracking? 746 00:29:11,662 --> 00:29:14,404 I brought this up accidentally and I didn't mean to. 747 00:29:14,622 --> 00:29:15,884 Angelica was like, 748 00:29:16,102 --> 00:29:17,930 "Shayne wants to reopen things with Natalie..." 749 00:29:18,147 --> 00:29:19,888 Well, that's dramatic, because in my mind, 750 00:29:20,106 --> 00:29:23,805 I wasn't even sure if that was something I was going to... 751 00:29:24,023 --> 00:29:25,764 pursue yet. 752 00:29:25,938 --> 00:29:27,156 AUDREY: They just went on a date. 753 00:29:27,374 --> 00:29:29,419 So, like, it's just, like, the last time, 754 00:29:29,637 --> 00:29:30,986 I went on a date with Angelica. 755 00:29:31,204 --> 00:29:32,771 Before I know it, you're macking it with Angelica. 756 00:29:32,988 --> 00:29:35,295 I think you're hot, but I don't know you. 757 00:29:35,512 --> 00:29:36,992 You don't need another S. 758 00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:38,385 That's all there is to it. 759 00:29:38,602 --> 00:29:40,779 Then I went on a date with Natalie, 760 00:29:40,953 --> 00:29:42,389 and then out of nowhere, you're like, 761 00:29:42,606 --> 00:29:44,913 you want Natalie back, so I was just like, [bleep]. 762 00:29:45,479 --> 00:29:47,220 HOST: When it's ready, I'll come get you guys. 763 00:29:47,437 --> 00:29:48,394 Perfect. Well, thank you so much. 764 00:29:48,395 --> 00:29:49,918 - Thank you. - Yeah, yeah. 765 00:29:50,136 --> 00:29:52,094 Here's your Moscow Mule. I have to go on break. 766 00:29:54,140 --> 00:29:56,795 JASON: If she truthfully wants friends, then go for it. 767 00:29:57,012 --> 00:29:58,361 Here she is. 768 00:29:58,579 --> 00:29:59,972 - SHAYNE: What's up? - JASON: Hi, Natalie. 769 00:30:00,189 --> 00:30:02,322 So we are in a little bit of a debacle. 770 00:30:02,539 --> 00:30:05,151 - Why? - If you're, like, open-minded 771 00:30:05,368 --> 00:30:06,935 with going out with Shayne, 772 00:30:07,153 --> 00:30:09,024 then I'd be like, "Okay, I'm just gonna step out." 773 00:30:09,242 --> 00:30:10,939 Like, I'm down to just be friends, 774 00:30:11,157 --> 00:30:12,549 - but, like, obviously we are-- - We've always been friends. 775 00:30:12,767 --> 00:30:14,203 We are friends, but I mean, like... 776 00:30:14,421 --> 00:30:16,597 You and I had a connection before. 777 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,860 - Okay. - I don't think we had 778 00:30:19,078 --> 00:30:21,820 a romantic connection initially. I think we were just having fun. 779 00:30:22,037 --> 00:30:23,386 I do think that's the difference. 780 00:30:23,604 --> 00:30:24,735 - JASON: Okay. - Well, it's not about you. 781 00:30:24,910 --> 00:30:26,433 It's about me and his friendship. 782 00:30:26,650 --> 00:30:28,696 - So, bye. - Well, it's not that dramatic. 783 00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:30,698 - Like, we don't have to-- - NATALIE: I'm saying so then 784 00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:33,614 what do you need from me? Why does anyone care if we go out? 785 00:30:34,354 --> 00:30:35,834 - Well, it's... - Because y'all had just 786 00:30:36,051 --> 00:30:37,748 gone on a date, and so maybe he was like... 787 00:30:37,923 --> 00:30:39,881 - Who went on a date? - Y'all. 788 00:30:40,099 --> 00:30:42,275 I mean, we didn't go on a date, though. 789 00:30:42,492 --> 00:30:45,452 - He called it a date. - I thought it was a date. 790 00:30:45,669 --> 00:30:47,235 How do you think it's a date? 791 00:30:47,236 --> 00:30:49,543 I was starting to feel you, and then I was just like, 792 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:50,892 "Okay, I see where your energy's at." 793 00:30:51,110 --> 00:30:52,241 It's cool. I'm down to be friends. 794 00:30:52,459 --> 00:30:53,677 - It's all good. - Yay! 795 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,505 I still got some sh-- to talk about. 796 00:30:55,723 --> 00:30:57,029 I mean, everything, like... 797 00:30:57,899 --> 00:30:59,466 Let's go inside. Let's let them talk. 798 00:30:59,683 --> 00:31:01,337 - No, I'm just saying, like-- - "Go after it"? 799 00:31:01,555 --> 00:31:02,730 What am I, a dog? 800 00:31:02,904 --> 00:31:04,384 No, I'm saying do what you wanna do. 801 00:31:04,601 --> 00:31:06,865 At this point, I'm not interested in either one, 802 00:31:07,039 --> 00:31:08,867 and you know who gets to decide 803 00:31:09,084 --> 00:31:11,957 who I'm gonna give my attention to? Me. 804 00:31:12,174 --> 00:31:13,828 I hate men. I hate them. I hate all of them. 805 00:31:14,002 --> 00:31:16,613 I hate both of you right now. And I am still on the clock, 806 00:31:16,831 --> 00:31:18,877 so this is, like, really annoying. 807 00:31:19,747 --> 00:31:21,227 Goodbye. 808 00:31:23,098 --> 00:31:24,621 LISA: Coming up... 809 00:31:24,839 --> 00:31:26,885 I thought I'd start this off by telling you guys 810 00:31:27,059 --> 00:31:28,451 a little bit about myself. 811 00:31:28,669 --> 00:31:31,106 I'm blonde. I'm 22 years old. 812 00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:32,716 I have a lot of tattoos. 813 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,718 To answer the question you're all thinking, 814 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:38,199 yes, my parents are really proud of the stripper I almost became. 815 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,593 [laughter] 816 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:46,121 ♪ I'm living life of luxury ♪ 817 00:31:46,339 --> 00:31:48,515 ♪ When it's so real, it doesn't fade ♪ 818 00:31:48,732 --> 00:31:51,126 ♪ Fine little things you love for me ♪ 819 00:31:51,344 --> 00:31:52,518 VENUS: It's hot. 820 00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:53,912 - HOSTESS: Hi. - VENUS: How are you? 821 00:31:54,086 --> 00:31:56,088 Do you have any non-alcoholic beers? 822 00:31:56,305 --> 00:31:58,481 Yeah, I have quite a few, actually. 823 00:32:00,657 --> 00:32:03,269 - What's up, papa? - VENUS: What's up, turd? 824 00:32:03,486 --> 00:32:05,053 - You already got one? - Yeah. 825 00:32:05,271 --> 00:32:08,056 - Nice. What are you drinking? - I got a Mexican lager. 826 00:32:08,274 --> 00:32:10,624 I'm gonna just do whatever he's drinking. 827 00:32:11,712 --> 00:32:14,106 Alcoholic. You're doing non-alcoholic? 828 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:17,109 - You coward. - I got a non-alcoholic. 829 00:32:17,326 --> 00:32:18,937 I didn't know I was gonna be outed. 830 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,722 I would be getting - ed up right now, 831 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,419 but since Gay Pride is coming up, 832 00:32:23,637 --> 00:32:26,640 I just wanna preserve my slim waist and a fat ass. 833 00:32:26,857 --> 00:32:28,162 MARCUS: Nice. 834 00:32:28,163 --> 00:32:30,905 Well, this is the first time we've hung out 835 00:32:31,079 --> 00:32:32,820 - just the two of us in a while. - I know. 836 00:32:32,994 --> 00:32:35,344 Cheers to being like old times. 837 00:32:35,562 --> 00:32:36,955 VENUS: I know. 838 00:32:37,129 --> 00:32:38,478 MARCUS: Me and Venus's relationship is in 839 00:32:38,695 --> 00:32:40,480 a interesting place right now. 840 00:32:40,697 --> 00:32:42,308 We've gone through so much recently. 841 00:32:42,525 --> 00:32:44,265 I feel like we've had moments where 842 00:32:44,266 --> 00:32:47,878 we've gotten through things, but not 100%, you know what I mean? 843 00:32:48,053 --> 00:32:50,359 It does feel good to have it go again, 844 00:32:50,577 --> 00:32:52,753 but deep down, it's like, still a little bit of 845 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,102 "I don't know," there for me personally. 846 00:32:55,103 --> 00:32:56,975 First of all, I wanna be able to say this, no judgment. 847 00:32:57,149 --> 00:32:58,585 - Are you gonna judge or no? - It depends. 848 00:32:58,802 --> 00:33:00,152 - Just spit it out. - That's fair. 849 00:33:00,369 --> 00:33:02,241 - You're gonna die, actually. - Oh, my God. 850 00:33:02,458 --> 00:33:03,982 Just say it. What the [bleep]? 851 00:33:04,199 --> 00:33:07,550 Kimberly has made an executive decision about 852 00:33:07,768 --> 00:33:11,641 something that she is intending on doing with her body. 853 00:33:11,859 --> 00:33:13,861 - She wants a tit job? - MARCUS: No. 854 00:33:14,035 --> 00:33:15,950 She's gonna stop taking something. 855 00:33:16,603 --> 00:33:18,605 Are you-- are you about to tell me 856 00:33:18,822 --> 00:33:21,260 this bitch wants to stop taking birth control? 857 00:33:21,651 --> 00:33:23,218 She already did. 858 00:33:24,132 --> 00:33:27,135 VENUS: There is no way in hell Marcus is ready to have a baby. 859 00:33:27,353 --> 00:33:30,747 He sleeps on a mattress in the corner of his bedroom. 860 00:33:30,965 --> 00:33:33,445 - You need to wear a condom. - That's never gonna happen. 861 00:33:33,446 --> 00:33:35,230 - You pull out? - That's what we were saying. 862 00:33:35,448 --> 00:33:36,710 Maybe it's the new method. 863 00:33:36,927 --> 00:33:39,756 Pulling out doesn't stop a baby. 864 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:42,803 Do you want a child right now? 865 00:33:43,456 --> 00:33:45,284 Nine months from now, maybe. 866 00:33:45,501 --> 00:33:48,330 Bitch, I love you, but you're definitely not ready for a baby 867 00:33:48,548 --> 00:33:51,159 - and neither is Kim. - I've raised two dogs already. 868 00:33:51,377 --> 00:33:54,467 I am rooting for him, but let's be so for real. 869 00:33:54,684 --> 00:33:56,208 Until he becomes an adult, 870 00:33:56,425 --> 00:33:59,167 children are off the table because he is a walking toddler. 871 00:33:59,385 --> 00:34:03,258 That baby would be drinking a----ing Miller Lite. 872 00:34:04,129 --> 00:34:07,175 You would have to literally let go of your entire lifestyle. 873 00:34:07,393 --> 00:34:09,395 No one's more aware than me and Kimberly. 874 00:34:09,612 --> 00:34:11,571 - You know what I mean? - Hallelujah. 875 00:34:11,788 --> 00:34:13,486 We are having the conversation just like you guys 876 00:34:13,703 --> 00:34:15,227 would hope that we are, you know what I mean? 877 00:34:15,444 --> 00:34:16,923 I'm getting older. 878 00:34:16,924 --> 00:34:19,144 It's not time to wait until it's perfect anymore, 879 00:34:19,361 --> 00:34:22,799 but it would also be cool to have a new lineage 880 00:34:23,017 --> 00:34:24,192 that comes from my parents, you know? 881 00:34:24,410 --> 00:34:26,629 How cool would it be to have, like, a son 882 00:34:26,847 --> 00:34:28,805 that totally reminds me of my dad? 883 00:34:29,023 --> 00:34:30,458 We've got a lot of growth to do. 884 00:34:30,459 --> 00:34:32,853 So there's some better communication going on, or? 885 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,203 The communication has definitely gotten better. 886 00:34:35,421 --> 00:34:37,075 Yeah, 'cause I don't need no negativity at Pride. 887 00:34:37,249 --> 00:34:38,424 You and her better not be fighting. 888 00:34:38,641 --> 00:34:40,078 There better not be no weird sh--. 889 00:34:40,295 --> 00:34:41,818 MARCUS: No, there's not gonna be any weird sh--. 890 00:34:42,036 --> 00:34:43,516 We're gonna----ing celebrate your----ing day, dude. 891 00:34:43,733 --> 00:34:45,126 I'm gonna pray for-- You know I don't usually pray, 892 00:34:45,344 --> 00:34:46,867 but I'm gonna pray for Kim. 893 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,521 MARCUS: Are you gonna be the godmother or the godfather? 894 00:34:48,738 --> 00:34:50,610 Obviously godmother. 895 00:34:52,002 --> 00:34:54,657 ♪ Feeling like a million bucks all at once ♪ 896 00:34:54,875 --> 00:34:56,572 ♪ Only right we shake it ♪ 897 00:34:56,790 --> 00:34:57,920 PARKER: I'm so excited for you. 898 00:34:57,921 --> 00:35:00,272 - Thank you. - Are you so nervous? 899 00:35:00,489 --> 00:35:01,838 AUDREY: A little bit. 900 00:35:02,056 --> 00:35:03,710 PARKER: It'll be good. It'll be fun. 901 00:35:03,927 --> 00:35:06,495 Also, if you----ed up, who gives a sh-- ----ing sh--? 902 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,629 'Cause also, you're about to----ing... 903 00:35:09,846 --> 00:35:12,110 roast everyone. It's gonna be so bad. 904 00:35:12,327 --> 00:35:13,894 ANGELICA: I can't believe she's actually doing stand-up tonight. 905 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,026 I feel like she's gonna do amazing. 906 00:35:16,201 --> 00:35:18,116 Audrey and I may have had our differences, 907 00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:20,596 but at the end of the day, I want to see her win. 908 00:35:20,814 --> 00:35:23,512 - Oh, cute! - Hi. 909 00:35:23,730 --> 00:35:25,645 I didn't know that she did stand-up comedy. 910 00:35:25,862 --> 00:35:27,386 Who knew she had some of these hidden talents? 911 00:35:27,603 --> 00:35:28,561 It's so unfair. 912 00:35:28,778 --> 00:35:30,563 - Over here. - Holler! 913 00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:32,347 - Hi. - Hi. 914 00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:35,176 Let's have a cheers for Audrey's comedy debut tonight. 915 00:35:35,394 --> 00:35:38,223 [cheering] 916 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,921 Cheers to me, cheers to me. [laughs] 917 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:43,924 - Whoo! - [bleep] yeah! 918 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,795 [cheering] 919 00:35:46,492 --> 00:35:49,321 Oh! Oh! Oh! 920 00:35:49,538 --> 00:35:51,018 Good to see you, big guy. How you doing, brother? 921 00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:53,760 - Looking good, man. - What's up? 922 00:35:54,369 --> 00:35:55,849 - Hi. - What's up? 923 00:35:56,066 --> 00:35:57,285 JASON: I think it's a little----ed up 924 00:35:57,503 --> 00:35:58,633 that Natalie is snubbing me. 925 00:35:58,634 --> 00:35:59,679 If anybody was to do the snubbing, 926 00:35:59,896 --> 00:36:01,027 I think it would be me. 927 00:36:01,028 --> 00:36:02,856 Guys, I'm really excited for this. 928 00:36:03,073 --> 00:36:04,379 This is actually my first live stand-up thing I've ever seen. 929 00:36:04,597 --> 00:36:05,902 - Really? - Like, off Netflix. 930 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,513 You know, through all my past relationships, 931 00:36:07,730 --> 00:36:09,078 I have learned one thing. 932 00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:10,820 You will never win an argument with a woman, 933 00:36:11,038 --> 00:36:12,039 so don't try it. 934 00:36:12,213 --> 00:36:13,693 AUDREY: You guys ready? 935 00:36:13,910 --> 00:36:15,477 - Are you ready? - Are you ready? 936 00:36:15,695 --> 00:36:17,523 Kill me now. Kill me now. 937 00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:20,047 No pressure, babe. I'm ready for the spice. 938 00:36:20,221 --> 00:36:21,482 I'm so ready. 939 00:36:21,483 --> 00:36:22,919 I hope she roasts the [bleep] out of me, 940 00:36:23,137 --> 00:36:24,573 'cause roasting is part of my love language. 941 00:36:24,791 --> 00:36:25,705 I can handle the heat, though. 942 00:36:25,922 --> 00:36:27,620 - Can you? - Yep. 943 00:36:27,837 --> 00:36:29,448 CHRIS: That's just, like, the Italian New Jersey part of me. 944 00:36:29,665 --> 00:36:30,971 I love when people make fun of me. 945 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:34,192 I'm gonna be dodging 'em like Mike Tyson. 946 00:36:34,409 --> 00:36:36,150 I don't know. They may hit ya. 947 00:36:36,324 --> 00:36:38,283 [both laughing] 948 00:36:38,979 --> 00:36:40,894 Angelica was wondering if Shayne's coming. 949 00:36:41,111 --> 00:36:42,330 He's coming, yeah. He should-- 950 00:36:42,548 --> 00:36:44,071 Speak of the devil. Oh! 951 00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:46,987 - KIM: He's not coming? - MARCUS: No, he's coming. 952 00:36:47,727 --> 00:36:49,598 ANGELICA: Showing up with another girl? 953 00:36:49,816 --> 00:36:51,209 That is so Shayne of Shayne. 954 00:36:51,426 --> 00:36:53,907 - VENUS: Who is that girl? - MARCUS: Yeah. 955 00:36:54,124 --> 00:36:57,563 Shayne needs to learn that he's not gonna have any access 956 00:36:57,780 --> 00:37:00,305 to my sandwich until I'm the only sandwich on his menu. 957 00:37:00,522 --> 00:37:02,437 - Hi. - MARCUS: Don't worry. 958 00:37:02,655 --> 00:37:05,440 - Hi, good to see you. - Hi, good to see you too. 959 00:37:05,658 --> 00:37:08,138 - SHAYNE: Looking very pretty. - NATALIE: Thank you. 960 00:37:13,927 --> 00:37:16,669 [upbeat music] 961 00:37:16,886 --> 00:37:19,324 This next comedian coming up to the stage, she's very special. 962 00:37:19,541 --> 00:37:20,803 It's her first time doing comedy. 963 00:37:21,021 --> 00:37:22,152 [applause] 964 00:37:22,327 --> 00:37:23,763 Let's give it up for Audrey, everybody. 965 00:37:23,980 --> 00:37:28,985 [cheering] 966 00:37:29,899 --> 00:37:33,251 Thank you. Thank you. This is really intimidating. 967 00:37:33,468 --> 00:37:37,037 Yes, this is my first time doing stand-up comedy. 968 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:40,562 - Give it up. Give it up. - [cheering] 969 00:37:40,780 --> 00:37:43,304 I thought I'd start this off by telling you guys 970 00:37:43,522 --> 00:37:45,001 a little bit about myself. 971 00:37:45,219 --> 00:37:49,441 I'm blonde. I'm 22 years old. I have a lot of tattoos. 972 00:37:49,658 --> 00:37:52,922 Yeah, yeah. So to answer the question you're all thinking, 973 00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:56,404 yes, my parents are really proud of the stripper I almost became. 974 00:37:56,622 --> 00:37:58,145 [laughter] 975 00:37:58,319 --> 00:38:00,277 Yeah, I dated a girl for three years. 976 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:03,890 After that, he transitioned into a man, 977 00:38:04,107 --> 00:38:06,022 which was really weird for me. 978 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:08,982 I was like, "Okay, I've now been dumped by both genders." 979 00:38:09,896 --> 00:38:12,594 After him, though, I'm strictly dickly. 980 00:38:12,812 --> 00:38:14,378 I'm only dating men now. 981 00:38:14,379 --> 00:38:17,077 Yeah, which is really rough, especially out here in LA. 982 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,035 Everyone's, like, a [bleep] boy, okay? 983 00:38:19,253 --> 00:38:21,560 Even some of my friends. That one back there, like, 984 00:38:21,777 --> 00:38:23,562 he'll cry in the car listening to Frank Ocean 985 00:38:23,779 --> 00:38:25,607 while he's on the way to [bleep] two different girls 986 00:38:25,825 --> 00:38:27,566 - in the same day. - [laughter] 987 00:38:27,783 --> 00:38:30,351 And then he'll go back home and he'll journal about it. 988 00:38:30,569 --> 00:38:33,485 And he'll be like, "I'm really growing. Only two today." 989 00:38:33,702 --> 00:38:36,183 [cheering] 990 00:38:37,489 --> 00:38:40,187 Get him. Get him, girl. Get him. 991 00:38:40,361 --> 00:38:42,581 And then I have other friends like these two right here. 992 00:38:42,798 --> 00:38:44,974 They're dating. They're in love. 993 00:38:45,192 --> 00:38:46,671 [cheering] 994 00:38:46,672 --> 00:38:49,892 They had this fight one time, though, where he said 995 00:38:50,110 --> 00:38:53,418 that he was falling out of love with her. And I was like, girl, 996 00:38:53,635 --> 00:38:55,507 this man isn't falling out of love with you, okay? 997 00:38:55,724 --> 00:38:57,639 He looks like he pays for his gas in quarters. 998 00:38:57,857 --> 00:38:59,598 [laughter] 999 00:38:59,815 --> 00:39:01,687 Audrey is killing it. 1000 00:39:01,904 --> 00:39:05,343 This is the best stand-up comedy I've ever seen in person 1001 00:39:05,517 --> 00:39:08,041 in my entire life, hands down. 1002 00:39:09,695 --> 00:39:12,654 Um, let's see. 1003 00:39:13,786 --> 00:39:15,222 In person? 1004 00:39:15,396 --> 00:39:17,224 [laughs] 1005 00:39:18,617 --> 00:39:21,010 Dating has been going really unwell for me. 1006 00:39:21,228 --> 00:39:24,449 I work at a restaurant called SUR in West Hollywood. 1007 00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:26,625 - [cheering] - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 1008 00:39:26,842 --> 00:39:28,409 I started talking to the bartender 1009 00:39:28,627 --> 00:39:30,411 'cause, you know, free drinks, why not? 1010 00:39:30,629 --> 00:39:31,759 He's sitting right there. 1011 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,675 He's great. He's a great guy, yeah. 1012 00:39:33,893 --> 00:39:35,677 The first night I slept over at his house, 1013 00:39:35,895 --> 00:39:39,246 I looked in the shower, and there it is. 1014 00:39:39,420 --> 00:39:41,117 A penis pump. I was like... 1015 00:39:41,335 --> 00:39:44,425 [cheering] 1016 00:39:44,643 --> 00:39:48,603 Penis pump! Penis pump! Penis pump! Penis pump! 1017 00:39:48,821 --> 00:39:53,216 The [bleep]? I left for one week and y'all get a sense of humor? 1018 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:55,958 I was burned at the stake when I even dared 1019 00:39:56,176 --> 00:39:57,873 to say the words "penis pump," 1020 00:39:58,091 --> 00:39:59,788 and now Audrey's getting a whole crowd chanting it. 1021 00:40:00,006 --> 00:40:01,921 Is this, like, a Brita filter for your dick? 1022 00:40:02,138 --> 00:40:04,010 - [laughter] - Like, what is this? 1023 00:40:04,227 --> 00:40:06,360 If I got up on that stage and started chanting "penis pump," 1024 00:40:06,534 --> 00:40:09,102 I'd probably get tomatoes pelted at me. 1025 00:40:09,319 --> 00:40:12,410 I ended up telling one of my other coworkers-- 1026 00:40:12,584 --> 00:40:16,892 love you-- about this penis pump, and she was like, 1027 00:40:17,110 --> 00:40:19,068 "Okay, well, let me go tell everyone else about it." 1028 00:40:19,286 --> 00:40:21,157 And I was like, girl, shut the [bleep] up. 1029 00:40:21,375 --> 00:40:23,725 And so the next time I saw her, we were arguing about 1030 00:40:23,943 --> 00:40:25,814 this penis pump, and halfway through, she's like, 1031 00:40:26,032 --> 00:40:27,642 "You're just supporting the pump 1032 00:40:27,860 --> 00:40:29,339 "because you're seeking male validation." 1033 00:40:29,514 --> 00:40:32,212 I was like, "Honey, you live with your ex." Like... 1034 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:35,433 [crowd hollering] 1035 00:40:35,607 --> 00:40:38,697 That is not independence. That is emotional homelessness. 1036 00:40:38,914 --> 00:40:40,829 - [laughter] - Okay? 1037 00:40:42,483 --> 00:40:44,267 You're calling me desperate, honey? 1038 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:47,445 You are negotiating bedtimes with someone that not only 1039 00:40:47,662 --> 00:40:49,664 ruined your credit, but also your self-worth. 1040 00:40:49,882 --> 00:40:51,231 Oh, my God. 1041 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:53,668 - [crowd muttering] - MARCUS: God. 1042 00:40:53,886 --> 00:40:55,888 She's killing it on Instagram, though. She really is. 1043 00:40:56,105 --> 00:40:57,977 She's posting these mirror selfies up there, 1044 00:40:58,194 --> 00:41:01,110 saying, like, "Really reflecting on life nowadays." 1045 00:41:01,328 --> 00:41:02,764 I'm like, "No, honey, you just found 1046 00:41:02,982 --> 00:41:05,375 - "Facetune and Symmetry, okay?" - [crowd exclaiming] 1047 00:41:05,550 --> 00:41:07,595 - Yeah. - Okay. 1048 00:41:08,988 --> 00:41:10,685 But anyways, no, I, uh... 1049 00:41:10,903 --> 00:41:13,427 - No, stop. Stop. - No, I don't wanna be here. 1050 00:41:13,601 --> 00:41:15,298 Sorry, I know, it sucks. It really sucks. 1051 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,475 I'll see you later, I'll see you later. 1052 00:41:17,649 --> 00:41:18,780 Tell your ex I said, "Hi." 1053 00:41:18,998 --> 00:41:22,218 [crowd exclaiming, cheering] 1054 00:41:26,353 --> 00:41:27,789 Girl, read the room. 1055 00:41:28,007 --> 00:41:31,445 [crowd chanting] Audrey! Audrey! Audrey! Audrey! 1056 00:41:31,619 --> 00:41:33,795 Had to do it to 'em. Had to do it to 'em. 1057 00:41:34,666 --> 00:41:37,364 Not girls supporting girls. 1058 00:41:37,538 --> 00:41:39,279 Not a funny bit. 1059 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:41,020 Like, that wasn't cool. 1060 00:41:41,237 --> 00:41:42,369 I feel bad, 1061 00:41:42,543 --> 00:41:45,154 but I think Audrey - ing killed it 1062 00:41:45,372 --> 00:41:46,808 and told no lies. 1063 00:41:47,026 --> 00:41:48,854 - SHAYNE: Yo. - ANGELICA: Yeah. 1064 00:41:49,071 --> 00:41:51,683 That was, like, really, really, like, a lot. 1065 00:41:54,337 --> 00:41:56,165 I do seek male validation, 1066 00:41:56,383 --> 00:42:01,170 but at least I don't live with my ex and call it healing. 1067 00:42:01,388 --> 00:42:02,389 I just wanna go. 1068 00:42:02,563 --> 00:42:03,521 SHAYNE: Okay. 1069 00:42:03,738 --> 00:42:08,351 ♪ Don't lie ♪ 1070 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:12,442 LISA: Next time on the season finale 1071 00:42:12,617 --> 00:42:13,748 of Vanderpump Rules... 1072 00:42:13,966 --> 00:42:16,185 Thanks for coming out for 2025 Pride! 1073 00:42:16,403 --> 00:42:18,840 Let's get drunk, mother----ers! 1074 00:42:19,058 --> 00:42:20,493 What'd you think about last night? 1075 00:42:20,494 --> 00:42:22,670 - A little savage. - There was a lot of personal 1076 00:42:22,888 --> 00:42:25,412 things that I went through that she, like, turned into a joke. 1077 00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:27,021 Until you're my girlfriend-- 1078 00:42:27,022 --> 00:42:29,198 Until I'm your girlfriend, it's, like, open game. 1079 00:42:29,416 --> 00:42:30,852 Until-- You say it like that... 1080 00:42:31,070 --> 00:42:33,812 I do wanna go on more dates with you. 1081 00:42:34,029 --> 00:42:35,553 How do I know you're just not bored 1082 00:42:35,727 --> 00:42:36,989 of, like, the last girl you were just talking to? 1083 00:42:37,206 --> 00:42:39,252 You turned all of my trauma into a bit. 1084 00:42:39,469 --> 00:42:40,514 I didn't do sh-- to you. 1085 00:42:40,688 --> 00:42:42,255 You do seek male validation.