LISA: Previously on "Vanderpump Rules."
I know you're living in your own little world here, right?
You have to read the room.
You're right, we'll go dance right now.
Say it again, what did you just say before?
- You're right. - Yeah, exactly.
I know that you do taekwondo. And I do jiu-jitsu.
Are you asking me to put you in a chokehold?
- I would like that. - [both laughing]
- [Angelica screams] - JASON: I was, like,
- kind of talking to somebody. - Okay.
I just want to let you know that that's done.
No! [laughs]
When we're not fighting, it's like, it's perfect.
There's, like, no red flags.
- I love you. - KIM: I love you.
Remember how it was when we first moved here, bro?
We lived in the ----ing parks.
JASON: People were hitting me up on Instagram left and right
saying, "You should do OnlyFans,"
and all of a sudden, it was just like, "Eureka."
Did he tell you about their OF?
OnlyFans?
After our surf lesson the other day...
[laughs] ...I go to the shower,
- and there's a penis pump. - A what?
Everything I learn about this man.
We had a jiu-jitsu class.
And apparently, she can't stand up.
But she walked her ass over here.
She's full of sh--.
I just feel like you and I might be better just as friends.
ANGELICA: Hi. You look really good tonight.
SHAYNE: Oh, damn, you look really good tonight.
Oh, wow, yeah. I like that.
- What's going on here? - Uh-oh.
Angelica, [bleep] you.
Oh, sh--.
["Boom" by MUSZETTE playing]
♪ Comin' in hot, ah ♪
- ♪ Always on top ♪ - ♪ Always on top ♪
- ♪ Baby, I'm the boss ♪ - ♪ I'm the boss ♪
- ♪ Baby, I'm the boss ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
After 24 hours of being around all of my friends,
what are your thoughts?
- What the [bleep]? [laughs] - I tried telling you.
♪ Well, I guess it's like that now ♪
♪ I can dish it right back now ♪
♪ So I do what I gotta do? ♪
NATALIE: Okay, wait. Who is working?
- [cell phone chimes] - What?
[sighs deeply]
Say a prayer on the way there.
♪ Boom ♪
♪ Gonna make it go boom ♪
♪ Gonna make it go ♪
♪ Ah, gonna make it go ♪
[gentle music playing]
JASON: Boss energy.
♪ Boom ♪
Photoshoot mode.
♪ Gonna make it go boom ♪
Yeah, buddy.
[upbeat music playing]
Hey. Hi, Tim.
- LISA: Me? - Yeah.
I am not getting undressed.
Uh, those days are over.
We knocked out the SUR yearly photoshoot
just a few weeks ago.
Ready on three. One, two, three.
LISA: I like what I see.
But we have a lot of merchandise
at TomTom and at SUR.
So now we need to do a little shoot for the merchandise.
- My staff is bloody gorgeous. - MARCUS: Hello.
What's the point of hiring them if I can't put them to work?
- How are you guys doing? - WOMAN: How are you?
All right. This is a cool setup.
Are you a modeling for us today?
- I'm modeling. - Nice.
♪♪♪
WOMAN: One, two, three.
- MARCUS: What up, playa playa? - SHAYNE: What up, boy?
- Missed you, doggy. - Missed you, big guy.
- Hey. - Hi. Good to see you.
So, are you here to help us out?
Yeah, I'm donating my cheekbones and jaw right now.
Oh, that's very generous of you. Thank you for sharing.
- Are you chewing gum? - I am. I'm gonna spit it out.
I just wanted my jaw nice and prepared for you guys.
Okay, right. Let me have a look around.
I've got other problems to sort out.
- AUDREY: Look at your hoodie. - You like it?
Look at you. How are you?
- It's actually really cool. - I'm obsessed with this.
- All right. - Oh, yeah.
- Hey. - How are you?
- I'm good. - Good.
- How's it going? - AUDREY: Doing good.
- A little tired. - Why are you tired?
[sighs] We all had a little party last night.
Oh, you were here last night, were you?
- I was here last night. - And what happened?
Because I didn't hear good reports.
Some of the SUR kids were in here last night.
Pretty drunk. Dancing on tables.
Crying. Screaming at each other.
And they ripped one of the mirrors off the wall.
Who the [bleep] do they think they are?
The mirror off the wall. Who did that?
- Yes, that was-- - Yes, who was that?
That was my friend. It was my friend.
- Your friend? - Mm-hmm.
We told the manager
- and he was handling it. - Okay.
My throat is about to drop into my vagina.
She's like staring into my soul.
I don't want to go to British jail.
I don't like hearing this about somebody being destructive,
but at least it's not one of my staff.
This better not come out of my paycheck.
- And then what happened? - And then--
People shouting and screaming and crying.
Demy and Natalie were getting into a fight.
Oh, for God's sake.
One of my managers from down there
- doing that here? - Yeah.
LISA: Listen, I don't mind having a good time,
but getting sh--faced, crying, screaming, shouting,
standing on furniture is not okay with me.
And, yeah, I'm going to look deeper and further.
What's up, Mama Pump?
You're looking hot today in the purple.
That's not gonna fly with me.
- Good to see you. How are you? - Hi.
- How are you? - I'm good.
After you form a connection with a guy,
the next time you see him,
you don't necessarily know how it's gonna go.
I have to jump in and model real quick.
Okay. Yeah, do your thing.
But that connection is real.
She might be, but I can't say that out loud.
I can't be like, "Oh, my God, there was butterflies.
"Oh, [bleep]." No, those aren't butterflies.
It's called serotonin and oxytocin receptors right now,
and they are acting up.
- Hey, what's up? How you doing? - Hi.
- Good to see you. - Yeah, long morning.
I had to get X-rays this morning.
- Oh, no, on what? - Yeah.
Because of, like, that Jason jiu-jitsu.
Oh, [bleep]. You're lying.
Like, I'm actually, like, getting scared now,
because, like,
like, every time, like, I ----ing stand, bro,
like, my lower back, like, feels like it's getting electrocuted.
I'm sorry.
What a sh-- date.
He was slamming your ass all around the goddamn dojo.
You don't expect on a date to get ----ing injured
because someone just suplexed your ass on the ----ing mat.
Oh, you had your MRI this morning?
Yeah, I got X-rays.
It's just, like, sucks. It sucks that it keeps hurting.
Oh, my ----ing God, this one.
I'm so sorry.
Mm-mm.
This might be, like, the biggest cry for attention
I have ever seen in all 31 years of my existence.
She could win a ----ing Oscar for this performance.
What's wrong?
ANGELICA: I did jiu-jitsu with Jason and got really hurt.
Like, he slammed me on the ground maybe 12 times.
He broke my back, I broke his heart.
But you guys weren't together.
No, we weren't. I just have the ick.
You know, as a woman, you just get the ick
and you just are repulsed by someone?
- That's how I feel. - Repulsed is a big word.
What has he done that is repulsed you?
That's the right word, though. He's got an Only Fans.
Yeah. And he uses a penis pump.
- Do you know what that is? - His what?
- [laughs] He has a penis pump. - A penis pump.
Did that actually just come out of her mouth?
You're telling Lisa Vanderpump about the penis pump.
What are you doing?
And how did we get from your back is hurting
to penis pump within the span of five seconds?
I think it's for a man that can't get an erection.
LISA: Do I need to know this?
I thought when you're 20-something years old,
you don't really need something to make it go up.
You need something to make it go down.
Well now, I'm just spilling all the beans.
- I'm sorry. - Where is he now?
- Where is he? - Probably hiding. Is he here?
- CHRIS: Who? - LISA: Jason.
- AUDREY: He's at SUR. - LISA: Okay.
[upbeat music playing]
Did you guys want to put any food in, though?
- WOMAN: Yeah. - Okay, cool.
Okay, let me get my pad really quick.
My memory's a little shot today.
[shaker clattering]
NATALIE: What the heck?
- Hi, darling. - Hi.
NATALIE: Oh, my gosh, wait. Look at how gorgeous this is.
- That's very pretty. - BOTH: What is that?
NATALIE: It's a drink that I'm creating.
It's gonna be, like, a lavender French 75,
and I bought edible glitter.
Ooh. I want to try some.
Can you check your section, please.
Yes. Yeah. Thanks.
Not you in that. Do you want to wear that?
That's what I want to wear, too.
- Okay. Just find another one. - Yeah, come on.
MARCUS: I'm gonna be doing this with Shayne.
- We've gotta get a little pump. - LISA: Oh, for God's sake.
I think you've got enough of that, you guys.
You don't need to do a thing.
Just pose in front of the camera.
You're fine. You're perfection.
[laughs] I'm sorry.
Well, because I was like,
"You want me to say why I don't like him?
"Let me list all the reasons and be super honest."
- She wanted to know, so. - Oh, my gosh, she knows.
I don't see anything wrong with it.
["Came Here To Serve" by Groove Machine Ltd playing]
♪ Giving them looks and I'm giving them hell ♪
♪ He good with me because I don't kiss and tell ♪
Okay, sexy now, Marcus.
Okay, I'll let you do sexy without me, fine.
♪ Serve, serve, yeah, I came here to ♪
One, two, three. That looks good.
♪ I came here to serve ♪
WOMAN: And you guys all just get close together right here.
LISA: I'm heading to SUR. I'll see you all later.
WOMAN: Let's do a smile for the first one.
One smiling, laugh at each other.
ANGELICA: Everybody say penis pump on three.
[all cheering]
[Angelica laughs] Penis pump!
I feel like Angelica is using what I told her about Jason
and weaponizing it to embarrass him.
Who is he? Austin Powers?
- Who, Jason? - Yeah.
I know. [laughs] I know.
She needs to go back to whatever school she got her degree from
and ask for her money back and use that money for therapy.
[all cheering]
WOMAN: Thank you.
What's up with all this penis pump talk?
ANGELICA: I know, I'm sorry.
CHRIS: Are you? I don't think you are.
I'm sorry that it's something I can't stop saying
because it's right here, right on my mind.
I have a penis pump.
It's temporary, and it's better for sexual satisfaction, too.
I use a penis pump because I'm on Only Fans
to over deliver.
You don't go to a steakhouse and order a plain burger.
You want something thick, juicy, and a little intimidating.
Athletes stretch, I pump.
- We all have a routine. - [bell dinging]
You're talking loud about it, and there's other people here,
so I think that's a little disrespectful.
Jason's good people.
She was just ----ing around.
- Yo, let's go easy... - It didn't have to be yours.
- ...on my boy, Jason. - It's just in your house.
- Yeah. - Listen, I think Jason
needs more self-awareness.
Obviously, me being 100 pounds,
he shouldn't have thrown me in the way.
Obviously, if he hid his penis pump,
we wouldn't be talking about it right now.
I don't know, you seem fine to me right now.
You were, like, dancing last night.
It didn't seem like your back was hurt too much.
I was sitting--
Yeah, baby, you got the vibe.
Oh!
She was sitting most of the night,
but there is not a bad guy here,
like, Jason, for sure,
wasn't attempting to hurt your back.
He didn't have any harmful intentions.
You're just reaming him out a little too much right now.
I don't appreciate that because that's my cousin,
and he's good people.
You're just being a little disrespectful,
just talking all this sh--.
I know this information from your girl, so.
What did I do to you? It really makes me so upset.
She just lost all my trust.
I was the one that opened that can of worms.
I just didn't know the worms were gonna turn into snakes.
- It's private sh--, like-- - Is it private?
You guys have an OnlyFans that everyone can click on.
You share your dick to the whole general public.
CHRIS: I wouldn't be like, "Angelica has a ----ing dildo."
Whoever will subscribe,
and now you're upset about a penis pump, really?
- Be ----ing real. - You're taking it way too far.
You are such a fake bitch.
- I'm not fake. - SHAYNE: Guys, relax, relax.
AUDREY: I'm over this conversation.
[upbeat music playing]
My table is missing
- the three cocktails. - What are they?
A pineapple mimosa, a glass of Prosecco, and a Hugo spritz.
That never came in, I swear on my life.
What is this, a BLT with an aioli side?
- Yes. - What are you confused about?
I just can't find it.
- DEMY: A BLT? - I've never did brunch before.
Pink unicorn? Enjoy.
DEMY: Just go to your sections. Lisa's right there, please.
♪ Who's gonna stop us now ♪
Demy, I need to talk to you.
I need to talk to you too.
Sit here.
Now what's going on?
What is going on?
Arguing and screaming in TomTom.
Don't deny it, don't deny it.
Whatever you want to say, say now,
and then we have to move on, okay? It's time.
NATALIE: Okay, that's all I want.
So, what happened?
I decided last night that I was done
with this friendship.
I can't do this friendship anymore. I can't do it.
I literally don't know what the problem is.
Then that is your problem.
My problems with Natalie did not happen overnight.
I have had issues with her for the last few weeks now.
[shouting] You be quiet, and you be quiet.
- Oh, my God. - Why can't we be ----ing quiet?
- Stop it! - Both of you are saying it!
DEMY: She doesn't respect me as a manager.
She doesn't know when to leave me alone.
You're bitchy all the time.
I was bitchy for one night, and now you won't play nice?
Hey, hey, hey.
I don't like the sound of your voice today.
I feel like I can hear her voice
like, in my sleep sometimes.
[in slow-motion] Don't tell me I've been gone for an hour
when I'm not gone for an hour.
I'm at a point where I cannot have a friendship like this.
Can you not look at it from my point of view?
That you're exploding,
and you just keep going round in circles.
It's here, it's there, it's at TomTom.
When you're fighting in TomTom,
you're knocking a picture of the wall.
I don't know how the picture got there. I wasn't a part of it.
It's all a big deal, okay? You're still in my bar, darling.
The one thing I don't like hearing are excuses.
Especially Demy, she's supposed to be a manager.
They're starting to feel like a liability.
I don't like that.
Right now, neither of you
- are winning in this equation. - NATALIE: I agree.
DEMY: That's why I tried to remove myself.
It is so negative, so you've got to resolve it.
Do you still love each other?
Yes, I love her, I would do anything for her.
No, I love her, I just don't like her.
Almost every time I see Demy,
I have no idea if she wants to make up,
or if she wants nothing to do with me.
And that is how I felt every day growing up in my house.
My mom used to tell me,
"I love you, but I don't like you."
The reality is, I do not have a relationship with my mother.
I had an extremely toxic childhood.
And it's not Demy's fault, but it is extremely triggering
to not know where you stand with someone
every time you see them.
I've worked here for two years.
This is my family,
they're all telling me they hate me,
and they want nothing to do with me.
Maybe you can't fix this one.
She doesn't want to fix it.
And that's very difficult.
Okay, we're gonna have to deal with it.
Agree to differ.
My guy, my guy.
MARCUS: So strong, dude.
I think this is the strongest point in our relationship.
- For real? - Yeah, dude.
This relationship, and you,
is the most important thing for me.
If you would, I'd like to re-ask you
to be my girlfriend for another ten months,
another ten years, another ten years.
- Definitely not ten years. - Oh, yeah.
Do you want to be together forever?
- Yeah. - I love you, baby.
♪ I love you ♪
♪ We're finally in love ♪
[Venus grunts]
ANGELICA: Oh, thank God.
- There she is. - I know, we're just like--
♪ There goes my baby ♪
- Hi. - Hi.
- Babe, how'd it go? - It was good, it was fun.
I mean, we were just wearing hoodies and sh--.
- Are you okay? Uh-oh. - You'll hear about it.
- AUDREY: I'm gonna die. - CHRIS: Oh, you missed a lot.
Really? What's it about?
- A lot. - Is it about me?
So what I told you about yesterday.
I had coffee with Angelica this morning.
I did tell her a funny story.
When I was over, I took a shower.
She saw the dick pump and all that sh--?
- Did she see the rubber ass? - Yes!
[both laughing]
Like, crazy.
She was really ----ing screaming out
like, "penis pump", like,
- all ----ing day. - That's weird.
I thought she was just clowning, because I was like,
immediately, she brought up the dick and the dick pump.
I was like, you know, I got erectile dysfunction.
I got Viagra for days.
Look, and I think she's got to be able to explain herself.
Me, personally, I could never be embarrassed
about a penis pump, because I got shot and so,
I have erectile dysfunction and I have to take Viagra.
And, I don't know, for me, that's just life.
- Hi. - Can you go talk with Jason?
I don't really want to.
I feel like I'm caught in the middle.
Jason and Chris are my boys.
And Angelica, I actually have
a really good connection with her.
I think it's important that
you are able to explain yourself,
you know what I'm saying?
Because people are thinking you're not joking.
Go ahead, love. Go handle that sh--.
- ANGELICA: Hi. - JASON: How are you?
I've been better, physically,
and I'm sorry if I hurt you with my joke.
Do you want to talk in private?
I mean, we're all talking in public.
You guys are talking about me right next to me.
I think that's like a one-on-one conversation.
They all came to me to just tell me what happened.
- I'm here listening, so. - Yeah, yeah.
Okay, to be honest, it all started with, like,
I was talking to Lisa first.
I was crying, my back was hurting a lot.
She's like, "Why are you crying?"
It just came out, like, word diarrhea,
because I'm going through a lot.
- Okay. - And it made me laugh.
I mean, it's a penis pump, it's crazy, right?
Especially while I'm going through other things right now
that are more detrimental to my health
- and, like, my mental state. - What's that?
My back, bro. It's much more serious than you think it is.
- I know you guys are, like-- - I mean, I'm not coming at you,
why are you coming at me?
You're acting like I'm not telling you repeatedly
that this is a serious thing.
- Are you okay? - No, I'm not.
Why don't we talk later?
I gotta check on my tables right now.
Then if you want to have a conversation--
You're kind of an asshole right now.
I'm telling you you hurt my back and you can't even apologize.
I said sorry about that yesterday.
ANGELICA: Jason has a nice guy persona.
When you first meet him, he's super charming, he's kind.
But once you start to get to know him more,
you realize, no, it's kind of just a front.
- I'm pretty sure everybody-- - You downplayed it right now.
- No. - Okay.
You're gaslighting me again,
which is your favorite thing to do.
I said I gotta check my tables.
- Well, then check your tables. - I will.
[energetic music playing]
♪ Don't know we're going out or we make it ♪
♪ See my chance, I'm gon' take it ♪
- Broski. - Brother, brother.
- How's it going, player? - What's good, bro?
- You good, man? The big day. - Yes, sir.
- The big day, bro. - The big day.
How are you feeling about today, dude?
- A little nervous. - Are you really?
A little bit. I'm excited, obviously.
It's called the Formosa Film Festival?
Nice, so, I mean, you've done at least
a dozen of those since I've met you.
I've done quite a few.
SHAYNE: Tonight is the premiere
of my latest short film, "Deep Clean."
So while I still model a little bit,
I'm really more of a storyteller at heart.
I can act, I can write.
I've just started producing.
And I've been working on this short film all year.
This one, we didn't spend that much money on it.
It's just a little concept so that,
you know, financiers get a little taste.
I want to see it get made into a large feature film
with a big budget.
Do I need an OnlyFans? Is that how I make my movies?
Dude, I've seen you come so far, and you've always worked hard
and believed in yourself, and it's always motivated me.
I still remember, bro,
when you were about to leave L.A.,
what did I tell you?
You took me and you pointed me to the billboard, and you said,
"You don't want to look up there one day
"and see me up there without you."
[Shayne screaming and laughing]
You know how it is, dude.
It's hard to find people out here
that are truly happy for your success,
truly want you to do well and,
dude, I've always felt that with you.
I appreciate you, man.
This is just a little lookout spot.
I come over here sometimes on my way home from work
and just take in the city a little bit.
- Beautiful, bro. - Yeah, it's nice.
[upbeat melody playing]
MARCUS: Check that out, brother.
SHAYNE: Yeah, bro, take it in.
What you been up to all day, like prepping and stuff?
No, honestly, bro, I took my--
- I took my Pops for a hike. - Nice.
I've been just showing him all around LA, bro.
He's having the time of his life, man.
- MARCUS: Is he? - Yeah.
It's everything that you were hoping for, all the positives?
Yeah, yeah, but there was, like, I had some trouble, bro,
like, on the way when I was picking him up.
I haven't seen my dad in a long time.
I mean, I've only seen him once in like three years.
My father was rarely present.
He was in and out of legal trouble and jail,
and he's coming during a big moment.
There's just been a lot of pressure on me.
I don't know what, like, overcame me,
but I stopped at the smoke shop,
and I picked up a bottle of Kratom.
Okay, that's like a...
Opioid.
I've been sober for two and a half years.
I've got ten years off alcohol.
I have 12 years off meth, 12 years off fentanyl,
and right now I've got
two and a half years off marijuana,
Adderall, and mushrooms
and DMT and ketamine.
Because you were having none of these thoughts
until you were on the way to get your dad.
I was having the thoughts prior, but I didn't start acting out
until I was picking up my father.
- Right. - My family likes to do drugs.
Had my very first drink,
I was probably about five years old.
My family introduced me
to crack cocaine, methamphetamines.
I mean, we were the hottest dope heads in the trailer park.
It wasn't until I was digging through the carpet
looking for meth clumps
that I understood that I might have a problem.
When I started recovery, my relationship with my parents
really kind of ended because I partied with my parents.
I did a lot of drugs with my parents.
And it was really sad to distance myself
and to begin trying to find out who the hell I was.
- So did you do it? - No.
- Okay, okay. - I didn't do it.
I put it down.
I was like, "What-- [bleep] man, what am I doing right now?"
Like, I had three years clean, bro.
- Yeah. - SHAYNE: The last time
I walked into the store and got the Kratom...
that was a two-year relapse where I lost everything.
I cannot accomplish the things I want in my life.
MARCUS: Right.
I can't even really maintain real friendships
when I'm using because I can't stop lying.
I am incapable of being
a good person when I touch a drug.
I'm just incapable.
I put the drugs back down,
and I went to the airport, and I picked my dad up and...
it was fun.
You know, he was definitely--
My dad was trashed, which is fine.
That's just who he is.
I love him and accept him exactly the way he is.
MARCUS: I've known Shayne for over ten years.
When I met him, he was already sober.
And our entire relationship, I thought he was clean.
So for him to tell me that three years ago
that he actually relapsed was pretty shocking to me.
The fact that he's opening up to me right now
about his slip up just really shows his true strength.
And I want him to know that there's never gonna be
a time that you can't come to me
and tell me anything that you're dealing with.
I'll always be that friend for you.
My sister gets in tonight.
- What? - Yeah, bro.
This is gonna be trippy for me
to meet your sister and your dad, dude.
- I love you, bro. - Love you too, big guy.
All right, let's have fun tonight, big guy.
- I'm proud of you. - Let's do this [bleep].
Let's do it, brother. All right.
SHAYNE: Woo! Ah!
MARCUS: Look at that. What is that over there?
- My future house. - [Marcus laughs]
♪ Go get it, fly high ♪
♪ Make my home in the sky ♪
♪ We can build a whole castle in the clouds ♪
♪ So high up, never looking down ♪
- Hey. - What's up, Jase?
Oh, yeah, I might need your help with some auditions.
- Just commercial sh--. - Anything new?
"Looking for a handsome model
"with rugged looks and gray hands.
Come on.
I don't really say no to anything.
Like, if there's a door, I'm gonna knock on it.
And if it opens, it opens. If it doesn't, it stays closed.
So, yeah, I've had a hand job before
or a hand modeling job before.
That actually wasn't intentional.
So how are you feeling about Audrey?
I mean, we're just taking things super slow.
Like, she's only slept over once and we didn't even hook up.
- [bleep] - Wait, you didn't hook up?
- I thought you all hooked up. - I've been good, though.
Yes, of course, like I'm a guy and I love to have sex.
Genuinely, though, I feel like it has ----ed up,
like, past situationships.
I don't know.
I kind of don't want that anymore.
Obviously, it's still very soon.
It's been like, what, three weeks?
- No, four. - Has it been four?
- Yeah, this is-- - A whole month?
- That's a long period. - Yeah.
Question, how's the kiss?
Kiss is pretty good.
I'll give it, like, seven and a half.
- Really? - Seven, seven and a half.
Not gonna lie, dude,
when I kiss a girl, I know right away
if I'm gonna ----ing date them,
if the sex is gonna be good and everything.
- First, it's the attraction. - The sex? I don't know.
Secondly, it's the ----ing smell, bro.
Like, if I like a girl's smell, like,
I'm not saying they smell bad.
- Oh, right. - I'm saying
- if they just smell like... - Pheromones?
Yeah, dude, I can tell. I'm like a ----ing animal, bro.
- There she is. - Hey, I'm here.
Oh, you're here? All right, I'll come get you.
Is that "Shroudrey"?
AUDREY: Okay, see you soon. Bye.
- Hey. - There she is.
- How's my little troublemaker? - Troublemaker?
Fine.
Hi, boys. What are y'all doing?
JASON: Just kicking it.
The best couch.
This is such a comfy-ass couch.
- This is where we slept. - Yeah, we had. Sorry, here.
Yeah, we passed out right here.
We didn't even have pillows here.
Before you went voyaging in the house, I put baby--
I wasn't voyaging!
I put a child lock in the bathroom.
I wasn't voyaging.
And I put a master lock on my room.
I was cooking or something, and I walked by,
I'm like, "Oh, sh--, she's in Jason's bathroom."
I was like, "You need a towel?"
She was like, "No, I'm good." I was like, "Good luck."
That towel probably smelled like sh--.
Literally that morning, I had that sh-- in my house.
- Like, I was like... - Ew!
[bleep].
When I told her she was in your shower,
she was like, "Oh, thank ----ing God."
When everything came out, it was just like,
so much at the wrong time.
Like, first, making out with Shayne
in my face, and then the OnlyFans thing,
so I'm thinking, "Ugh, the dick pump."
It was just, like, so much at once,
I just literally felt naked.
One, I shouldn't have brought it up to begin with, personally.
Honestly, I'm so happy you ----ing did,
because I was telling Chris it showed her true colors.
Yeah, it showed her true colors, literally though.
How do you feel about her now?
I think she took some weapons that I gave her
unintentionally and used them for violence.
Now she has to do something that would gain my trust back,
♪ Stepping on the scene ♪
♪ I'm counting my cream, my life is flying ♪
♪ It feels like a dream ♪
♪ And I'll never week up, if you know what I mean ♪
♪ 'Cause baby, I earned it ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, I earned it ♪
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you so much for joining us
here at the Night of Shorts Night.
[cheering and applause]
You gotta meet my people over here.
My guys.
- Good to see you, bro. - Good to see you.
Good to see you, my guy.
I am so grateful to have my dad here tonight,
so that he can see what it is that I work on
so hard out in Los Angeles.
It's very special for me.
You ever do any high school plays?
- You ever do anything like... - No.
- I did a lot of drugs. - Too cool.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - MAN: It's a good year.
And we'll see if he's got what it takes to be a movie star.
I'm excited.
- Nat. What's up? - What? Hi.
MARCUS: Let's do it.
SHAYNE: You look very pretty.
- I look very pretty? - Yeah.
- You look nice. - Thank you.
- I appreciate that. - Are you happy?
- It's your big night. - Yeah.
MARCUS: Hello, dude.
My guy.
I feel so supported by all of my friends
showing up, showing love.
Tonight is one of the best nights of my life.
By the way, Dad. You gotta meet.
This is one of my best boys right here.
- What's your name? - Marcus.
- Marcus? - Yes.
- Shayne. - Nice to meet you.
Welcome to LA.
I hear you're having a good time so far.
I am, man. It's a wild place.
It is. It is.
- Hi. - How are you, guys?
Hi, Savannah. Hi, Angel.
Are you drinking?
NATALIE: A little drinky. Yeah, I got a paloma.
It's delicious.
Half of the people right now I'm not vibing with.
- So I feel like I need a drink. - Stay with me.
Okay.
If only they can get their drinks a little faster
so I don't have to talk to them.
Let me say hi to Kim.
Kim.
I'm glad you're here.
She didn't say hi to me either.
Oh, that's wild.
AUDREY:
ANNOUNCER:
[all cheering]
Oh, what an evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you so much for joining us here.
Let's get started.
Please put your hands together
for Mr. D.C. Walker, the Sateen Queen!
[dramatic music]
[bleep] you.
Wait, wait. Hold up.
You sure you mean murder?
WOMAN: Yes.
SHAYNE: Right.
You haven't seen his wife since. I get it.
I don't mean he's the reason.
ANGELICA: Shayne looks really cute on the screen.
He just has the jawline to be in the movie.
Shayne has a hell of a head of hair.
He's got that Leonardo in the '90s...
Just that flow.
Sorry to bother you. Cat got loose.
Watching Shayne's film right now is just making me horny.
Because Shayne is hot as [bleep].
It's like an angel-- like a face of an angel
coming out of the clouds and it's like...
[vocalizes]
That's what it's like being around him.
- We'll keep looking. - Yeah, you do that.
[audience cheering and applauding]
I'm gonna need to see a little bit more range
from Shayne before I can decide if he's a good actor or not.
I got a BFA in acting and I actually,
like, did the best in the class.
My teacher told me.
I trained with the lady that discovered Orlando Bloom.
And that's the truth.
And now he's single.
I actually don't know if he's single,
but I know he's recently divorced.
Call me.
What do you think, Pops? Did your boy kill it or what?
- POPS: He did. - Yeah, hey!
It's time for the after party now.
Yes. I'm ready.
I was thinking we all go out and celebrate
your ----ing big night.
Let's ---ing turn it up, yeah? Yeah, we're gonna go party.
SHAYNE: All right.
Which one did you resonate the most with?
I'd have to say...
yours probably up front.
Not just because you're my son, but there's so many directions
- that that film can go into. - Right.
You just saying that?
But I-- you know, I'm gonna take it.
That'd be hilarious if he was like,
"No, you're probably third place up there.
Let's go, Tommy.
NARRATOR: Coming up...
You told Lisa Vanderpump they had
a ---ing penis pump in the shower.
♪♪♪
- Oh, yeah! - We the troublemakers.
Pray this goes well.
- WOMAN: Hi! - Hey!
- CHRIS: Squad? - KIM: Hi, guys.
Long time no see. Hi.
- Hey. - Hi.
MAN: All right, drinking time.
Oh! This is a nice little place.
ANGELICA: I'm good. We're here.
We're waiting on Shayne to celebrate him.
He just had, like, a movie premiere for a short film.
Super cute. Very good vibes. Kind of. Not really.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Good job. Congratulations. - Thank you.
- Oh, it's fun to watch. - Thank you.
Kimberly.
KIMBERLY: Yeah.
♪♪♪
- Hi. - Hi.
All right, take your time.
[overlapping chatter]
We just celebrated our 10-month anniversary.
Like, what have I ever done to make you not trust me?
I had hugged Natalie the wrong way at TomTom one day,
and she totally called me out for it.
Oh, since we talking hugs, since we talking hugs,
I'm gonna call it out.
What kind of alternate universe sh-- show am I in?
Offer to get your girlfriend a drink.
Well, it's a Tuesday, so Marcus and Kim are fighting.
Marcus.
They were fine five minutes ago,
but just buy your girlfriend a ----ing drink.
Can you grab me a Bo-Bear?
- A what? - A Bo-Bear.
- Blue Bear? - A Bo-Bear.
- Bo-Bear? It's called boo-bear? - Yeah.
It's called Bo-Bear.
- Wait, where are the bathrooms? - Right here.
Can I do a paloma with Mezcal?
- Mezcal too? - Thank you.
I'm gonna get started on these. I'll be right back.
Thank you.
[faint sobbing]
MARCUS: I don't wanna do this.
Get, get your ----ing girlfriend a Bo-Bear.
It's called a Bo-Bear.
I'll do two, uh, double Tito's and sodas
- with a splash of lemon. - Oh, my God.
♪♪♪
I'm checking on your girlfriend.
- Hi, muffin. - I'm here without my drink,
- I'm devastated. - I just got mine right now.
You have no idea how long it's taking.
- Did you order mine? - Yes, of course,
I gave the guy the ticket and I was like, "A Bo-Bear, please."
Are you okay?
I mean, I'm just tired of being ignored
and made to seem like I did anything wrong.
Well, just ignore him back. It's fine.
No, it's not like that.
- It doesn't-- - I know, I know.
Sure, I can ignore him back all I want.
I've literally done absolutely nothing wrong.
You address something with me--
Why is he upset with you?
Because I-- I don't know who it was,
but I hugged somebody for too long.
Marcus gets mad at Kim for the stupidest things.
Like, did Kim [bleep] somebody during this hug?
I texted him, I was like...
I'm trying to say this in a way
where you don't get upset with me.
He's never gonna change. This is who he is.
And I'm telling you, he's gonna wake up tomorrow.
He's gonna feel like sh--. He's gonna have regrets.
You did nothing wrong.
He needs to take a step back and realize
whatever he is projecting onto me is not me.
And like, if he keeps doing it, he's gonna lose me.
Chris and Jason. Can you break real quick?
- Yeah, yeah, I'll break. - Please be.
There you go, my friend. Are you happy?
I'm so happy.
ANGELICA: I'm like, is this the time to talk to Audrey?
I really don't know. It's just awkward as [bleep].
I feel like if I don't say anything,
like, no one's gonna say anything...
Let's have a talk when you have time.
Yes, let me end this and I'll come find you.
I'm gonna go have a chat with Angelica.
Okay, all right.
I just wanna state the obvious and say
that like, clearly things are uncomfortable between us.
- Yeah. - So, you know,
let me understand where you're coming from.
- Okay. - Uh...
It's definitely been good to have a few days
to like, think about everything.
I felt like trust was broken.
You didn't think about how it may have felt to me
by sharing something that I told you privately.
Like, if someone had seen something
that you had in your drawer and like announced it
in that kind of way, you would feel embarrassed.
So I just wanna say, it wasn't in his drawer.
It was on a shelf in the house. Dude, we found it on a shelf.
You're missing the ----ing point.
You could go online and subscribe
- and find them using... - That's not the point.
You're missing the whole [bleep] point.
That's like a dancer being afraid
that she had ballet shoes out in her ----ing home.
Girl, what is wrong with you?
And how many times were you dropped on your head as a baby?
You okay? I really don't understand you at all.
I really don't.
I was sharing a story with you
that I thought we could laugh about girl to girl.
That's what makes it a joke. It's humorous.
You took something that I told you
and you volumized it to a room full of 20 people.
♪♪♪
If someone had seen something that you had mentioned
and, like, announced it in that kind of way,
you would feel embarrassed.
So I just wanna say, I could go online and subscribe
- and find them using... - That's not the point.
You're missing the whole ---ing point.
You took something that I told you
and you volumized it to a room full of 20 people, that's crazy.
You don't have the right to take his business--
That was you who started it.
We were on a couch in our pajamas
drinking matcha in a closed door room.
I wasn't doing it in the way you were doing it.
Well, how did I do it? I just said a joke?
You told Lisa Vanderpump
they had a ----ing penis pump in the shower.
- Uh-oh. - What?
- Look at that. - MARCUS: Wha-oh!
That's crossing a line.
He airs out his own business every day with his OnlyFans.
- Have you seen it? - Oh, my God.
I never asked Audrey what she found in the bathroom.
This is all information that she gave me herself.
I feel like I'm just falling on the sword that she drew.
Is that how you pronounce sword?
Sword? Sword.
I will apologize for telling it to Lisa.
That was a little bit-- it came out like diarrhea mouth.
The whole day came out like diarrhea mouth.
You wouldn't stop talking about it.
- Penis pump. - Penis pump.
- Penis pump. Oh, my God.
Jason has a penis pump.
- Everybody say "penis pump." - [laughter]
Well, I didn't mean anything malicious in it.
I thought that you found it funny.
Time and place. Time and place.
What's the time and place? Honestly, tell me.
- There's nothing wrong... - Not in a room
with our boss in a place that we work at.
- Time and place. - Okay, well I'm sobbing.
Damn, is she talking sh-- right now?
Oh, my girl is holding it down.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
The problem here is that you and I started a friendship.
Then Chris calls me a ----ing bitch.
Where is the apology?
He doesn't-- That's not on me. That's him and you.
ANGELICA: You're not a girl's girl though.
Anytime there's a guy in the room,
you immediately need their validation.
- That's what it feels like. - That is not ----ing true.
If we want to talk about men's validation,
look at the two people that you've already been going after.
I am not the one.
Well, I'm not sorry I said it, but I am sorry
that I hurt you because I care about you.
That's literally contradicting yourself
because what you said hurt me.
Where I stand, it's over.
I will never trust her again.
I think she's disrespectful.
The boys are okay.
So, done, moving on.
If you feel like you can't trust me, that's fine.
But just know I am here for you.
I seriously look at you like I see
a younger version of myself and I want to give you
all those older sisterly vibes
and it makes me sad that I let you down in that way.
Thank you.
I don't want to look up to you as an older sister.
I give people 100% of my trust
until they give me a reason not to trust them.
So, moving forward,
I will be cordial to you, and that's it.
LISA: Next time on Vanderpump Rules.
We are co-hosting the Women in Wine event
- in Paso Robles. - [chuckling]
- MAN: Welcome. - WOMAN: Hi.
KIMBERLY: I really love the direction everything
is going in with me and Chris.
I'm waiting for the pin to drop of like,
which way is it gonna go?
WOMAN: It looks like they were in love.
I was wet the whole day.
It's real, she'll do some things
that, like, completely grossed me out.
- Are you watching it? - Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, no, no, no, stop.