1 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:06,673 LISA: Previously on "Vanderpump Rules." 2 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:10,802 I know you're living in your own little world here, right? 3 00:00:10,927 --> 00:00:12,387 You have to read the room. 4 00:00:12,595 --> 00:00:14,139 You're right, we'll go dance right now. 5 00:00:14,347 --> 00:00:16,349 Say it again, what did you just say before? 6 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,268 - You're right. - Yeah, exactly. 7 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:22,731 I know that you do taekwondo. And I do jiu-jitsu. 8 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,941 Are you asking me to put you in a chokehold? 9 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:27,027 - I would like that. - [both laughing] 10 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:29,070 - [Angelica screams] - JASON: I was, like, 11 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:30,864 - kind of talking to somebody. - Okay. 12 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:32,949 I just want to let you know that that's done. 13 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,243 No! [laughs] 14 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:37,996 When we're not fighting, it's like, it's perfect. 15 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:39,497 There's, like, no red flags. 16 00:00:39,664 --> 00:00:41,875 - I love you. - KIM: I love you. 17 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,336 Remember how it was when we first moved here, bro? 18 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,254 We lived in the ----ing parks. 19 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:47,839 JASON: People were hitting me up on Instagram left and right 20 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,799 saying, "You should do OnlyFans," 21 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:52,469 and all of a sudden, it was just like, "Eureka." 22 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:54,012 Did he tell you about their OF? 23 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,638 OnlyFans? 24 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:57,557 After our surf lesson the other day... 25 00:00:57,766 --> 00:00:59,309 [laughs] ...I go to the shower, 26 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:01,686 - and there's a penis pump. - A what? 27 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:04,856 Everything I learn about this man. 28 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,733 We had a jiu-jitsu class. 29 00:01:06,941 --> 00:01:10,153 And apparently, she can't stand up. 30 00:01:10,278 --> 00:01:12,072 But she walked her ass over here. 31 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:14,032 She's full of sh--. 32 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:17,243 I just feel like you and I might be better just as friends. 33 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,705 ANGELICA: Hi. You look really good tonight. 34 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:23,541 SHAYNE: Oh, damn, you look really good tonight. 35 00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:25,502 Oh, wow, yeah. I like that. 36 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:27,295 - What's going on here? - Uh-oh. 37 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:28,922 Angelica, [bleep] you. 38 00:01:29,964 --> 00:01:32,133 Oh, sh--. 39 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:36,054 ["Boom" by MUSZETTE playing] 40 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,141 ♪ Comin' in hot, ah ♪ 41 00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:42,602 - ♪ Always on top ♪ - ♪ Always on top ♪ 42 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,938 - ♪ Baby, I'm the boss ♪ - ♪ I'm the boss ♪ 43 00:01:45,146 --> 00:01:47,190 - ♪ Baby, I'm the boss ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 44 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:50,318 After 24 hours of being around all of my friends, 45 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:52,195 what are your thoughts? 46 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:55,323 - What the [bleep]? [laughs] - I tried telling you. 47 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,367 ♪ Well, I guess it's like that now ♪ 48 00:01:57,492 --> 00:01:59,077 ♪ I can dish it right back now ♪ 49 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:00,870 ♪ So I do what I gotta do? ♪ 50 00:02:00,995 --> 00:02:02,330 NATALIE: Okay, wait. Who is working? 51 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,416 - [cell phone chimes] - What? 52 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:08,128 [sighs deeply] 53 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,296 Say a prayer on the way there. 54 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:11,673 ♪ Boom ♪ 55 00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:16,344 ♪ Gonna make it go boom ♪ 56 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:19,848 ♪ Gonna make it go ♪ 57 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:24,310 ♪ Ah, gonna make it go ♪ 58 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,148 [gentle music playing] 59 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,538 JASON: Boss energy. 60 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:45,749 ♪ Boom ♪ 61 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:47,083 Photoshoot mode. 62 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:49,669 ♪ Gonna make it go boom ♪ 63 00:02:49,794 --> 00:02:50,879 Yeah, buddy. 64 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,006 [upbeat music playing] 65 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,474 Hey. Hi, Tim. 66 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,434 - LISA: Me? - Yeah. 67 00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:05,894 I am not getting undressed. 68 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,395 Uh, those days are over. 69 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:09,564 We knocked out the SUR yearly photoshoot 70 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:10,857 just a few weeks ago. 71 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,817 Ready on three. One, two, three. 72 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:14,110 LISA: I like what I see. 73 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,738 But we have a lot of merchandise 74 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,573 at TomTom and at SUR. 75 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:22,160 So now we need to do a little shoot for the merchandise. 76 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:26,247 - My staff is bloody gorgeous. - MARCUS: Hello. 77 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,458 What's the point of hiring them if I can't put them to work? 78 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,293 - How are you guys doing? - WOMAN: How are you? 79 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,753 All right. This is a cool setup. 80 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:32,796 Are you a modeling for us today? 81 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:34,255 - I'm modeling. - Nice. 82 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:36,883 ♪♪♪ 83 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:38,635 WOMAN: One, two, three. 84 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:40,345 - MARCUS: What up, playa playa? - SHAYNE: What up, boy? 85 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:43,056 - Missed you, doggy. - Missed you, big guy. 86 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,016 - Hey. - Hi. Good to see you. 87 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,394 So, are you here to help us out? 88 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:50,980 Yeah, I'm donating my cheekbones and jaw right now. 89 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:53,900 Oh, that's very generous of you. Thank you for sharing. 90 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:55,944 - Are you chewing gum? - I am. I'm gonna spit it out. 91 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:59,114 I just wanted my jaw nice and prepared for you guys. 92 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:00,865 Okay, right. Let me have a look around. 93 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:02,409 I've got other problems to sort out. 94 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,119 - AUDREY: Look at your hoodie. - You like it? 95 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:05,995 Look at you. How are you? 96 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:08,665 - It's actually really cool. - I'm obsessed with this. 97 00:04:08,873 --> 00:04:11,042 - All right. - Oh, yeah. 98 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,544 - Hey. - How are you? 99 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,462 - I'm good. - Good. 100 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:16,840 - How's it going? - AUDREY: Doing good. 101 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:19,426 - A little tired. - Why are you tired? 102 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,803 [sighs] We all had a little party last night. 103 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:24,097 Oh, you were here last night, were you? 104 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,057 - I was here last night. - And what happened? 105 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:28,601 Because I didn't hear good reports. 106 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:32,105 Some of the SUR kids were in here last night. 107 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,065 Pretty drunk. Dancing on tables. 108 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,984 Crying. Screaming at each other. 109 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:39,821 And they ripped one of the mirrors off the wall. 110 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,782 Who the [bleep] do they think they are? 111 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:44,701 The mirror off the wall. Who did that? 112 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:47,120 - Yes, that was-- - Yes, who was that? 113 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:48,997 That was my friend. It was my friend. 114 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,123 - Your friend? - Mm-hmm. 115 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:51,708 We told the manager 116 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:53,626 - and he was handling it. - Okay. 117 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:57,255 My throat is about to drop into my vagina. 118 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:58,757 She's like staring into my soul. 119 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:00,717 I don't want to go to British jail. 120 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:03,595 I don't like hearing this about somebody being destructive, 121 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:05,513 but at least it's not one of my staff. 122 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,266 This better not come out of my paycheck. 123 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:11,061 - And then what happened? - And then-- 124 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:13,480 People shouting and screaming and crying. 125 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:17,650 Demy and Natalie were getting into a fight. 126 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:18,943 Oh, for God's sake. 127 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,529 One of my managers from down there 128 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:22,864 - doing that here? - Yeah. 129 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:31,498 LISA: Listen, I don't mind having a good time, 130 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:34,334 but getting sh--faced, crying, screaming, shouting, 131 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,461 standing on furniture is not okay with me. 132 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:40,840 And, yeah, I'm going to look deeper and further. 133 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,344 What's up, Mama Pump? 134 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:45,804 You're looking hot today in the purple. 135 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:48,014 That's not gonna fly with me. 136 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:50,767 - Good to see you. How are you? - Hi. 137 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,852 - How are you? - I'm good. 138 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:55,146 After you form a connection with a guy, 139 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:56,690 the next time you see him, 140 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:58,316 you don't necessarily know how it's gonna go. 141 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:00,110 I have to jump in and model real quick. 142 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:01,820 Okay. Yeah, do your thing. 143 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:03,738 But that connection is real. 144 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:09,244 She might be, but I can't say that out loud. 145 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:11,579 I can't be like, "Oh, my God, there was butterflies. 146 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,415 "Oh, [bleep]." No, those aren't butterflies. 147 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:16,376 It's called serotonin and oxytocin receptors right now, 148 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:18,336 and they are acting up. 149 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:19,879 - Hey, what's up? How you doing? - Hi. 150 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,339 - Good to see you. - Yeah, long morning. 151 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:22,799 I had to get X-rays this morning. 152 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,509 - Oh, no, on what? - Yeah. 153 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:27,178 Because of, like, that Jason jiu-jitsu. 154 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:28,763 Oh, [bleep]. You're lying. 155 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:30,265 Like, I'm actually, like, getting scared now, 156 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,267 because, like, 157 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:34,144 like, every time, like, I ----ing stand, bro, 158 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:37,772 like, my lower back, like, feels like it's getting electrocuted. 159 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:38,982 I'm sorry. 160 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:40,692 What a sh-- date. 161 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:44,154 He was slamming your ass all around the goddamn dojo. 162 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:46,948 You don't expect on a date to get ----ing injured 163 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,325 because someone just suplexed your ass on the ----ing mat. 164 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:50,994 Oh, you had your MRI this morning? 165 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:52,912 Yeah, I got X-rays. 166 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:56,082 It's just, like, sucks. It sucks that it keeps hurting. 167 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,043 Oh, my ----ing God, this one. 168 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,794 I'm so sorry. 169 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,256 Mm-mm. 170 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:06,301 This might be, like, the biggest cry for attention 171 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,637 I have ever seen in all 31 years of my existence. 172 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:12,640 She could win a ----ing Oscar for this performance. 173 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,434 What's wrong? 174 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:16,561 ANGELICA: I did jiu-jitsu with Jason and got really hurt. 175 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,064 Like, he slammed me on the ground maybe 12 times. 176 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,274 He broke my back, I broke his heart. 177 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,861 But you guys weren't together. 178 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:26,404 No, we weren't. I just have the ick. 179 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:28,156 You know, as a woman, you just get the ick 180 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:30,825 and you just are repulsed by someone? 181 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:33,870 - That's how I feel. - Repulsed is a big word. 182 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:35,663 What has he done that is repulsed you? 183 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,374 That's the right word, though. He's got an Only Fans. 184 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,000 Yeah. And he uses a penis pump. 185 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:40,960 - Do you know what that is? - His what? 186 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:44,089 - [laughs] He has a penis pump. - A penis pump. 187 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,508 Did that actually just come out of her mouth? 188 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:49,928 You're telling Lisa Vanderpump about the penis pump. 189 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:51,429 What are you doing? 190 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:52,972 And how did we get from your back is hurting 191 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:55,809 to penis pump within the span of five seconds? 192 00:07:55,975 --> 00:08:00,188 I think it's for a man that can't get an erection. 193 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:03,775 LISA: Do I need to know this? 194 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,568 I thought when you're 20-something years old, 195 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:07,195 you don't really need something to make it go up. 196 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:08,780 You need something to make it go down. 197 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,031 Well now, I'm just spilling all the beans. 198 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,616 - I'm sorry. - Where is he now? 199 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,243 - Where is he? - Probably hiding. Is he here? 200 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:14,661 - CHRIS: Who? - LISA: Jason. 201 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:16,955 - AUDREY: He's at SUR. - LISA: Okay. 202 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,708 [upbeat music playing] 203 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,251 Did you guys want to put any food in, though? 204 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:22,585 - WOMAN: Yeah. - Okay, cool. 205 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:23,962 Okay, let me get my pad really quick. 206 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,714 My memory's a little shot today. 207 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:30,552 [shaker clattering] 208 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,637 NATALIE: What the heck? 209 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,806 - Hi, darling. - Hi. 210 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,683 NATALIE: Oh, my gosh, wait. Look at how gorgeous this is. 211 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:38,893 - That's very pretty. - BOTH: What is that? 212 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:40,812 NATALIE: It's a drink that I'm creating. 213 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:43,231 It's gonna be, like, a lavender French 75, 214 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,233 and I bought edible glitter. 215 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:46,526 Ooh. I want to try some. 216 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:47,777 Can you check your section, please. 217 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:49,070 Yes. Yeah. Thanks. 218 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:51,114 Not you in that. Do you want to wear that? 219 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,657 That's what I want to wear, too. 220 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,367 - Okay. Just find another one. - Yeah, come on. 221 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,327 MARCUS: I'm gonna be doing this with Shayne. 222 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:58,371 - We've gotta get a little pump. - LISA: Oh, for God's sake. 223 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,206 I think you've got enough of that, you guys. 224 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,458 You don't need to do a thing. 225 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,792 Just pose in front of the camera. 226 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,919 You're fine. You're perfection. 227 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:09,841 [laughs] I'm sorry. 228 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,385 Well, because I was like, 229 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,304 "You want me to say why I don't like him? 230 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:17,223 "Let me list all the reasons and be super honest." 231 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:20,060 - She wanted to know, so. - Oh, my gosh, she knows. 232 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,770 I don't see anything wrong with it. 233 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,480 ["Came Here To Serve" by Groove Machine Ltd playing] 234 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:25,315 ♪ Giving them looks and I'm giving them hell ♪ 235 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:27,108 ♪ He good with me because I don't kiss and tell ♪ 236 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,693 Okay, sexy now, Marcus. 237 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,695 Okay, I'll let you do sexy without me, fine. 238 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:34,657 ♪ Serve, serve, yeah, I came here to ♪ 239 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:36,785 One, two, three. That looks good. 240 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,495 ♪ I came here to serve ♪ 241 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:40,413 WOMAN: And you guys all just get close together right here. 242 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,874 LISA: I'm heading to SUR. I'll see you all later. 243 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,834 WOMAN: Let's do a smile for the first one. 244 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:47,629 One smiling, laugh at each other. 245 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,547 ANGELICA: Everybody say penis pump on three. 246 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,383 [all cheering] 247 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,386 [Angelica laughs] Penis pump! 248 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:58,390 I feel like Angelica is using what I told her about Jason 249 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,350 and weaponizing it to embarrass him. 250 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:03,144 Who is he? Austin Powers? 251 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,729 - Who, Jason? - Yeah. 252 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,648 I know. [laughs] I know. 253 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:12,904 She needs to go back to whatever school she got her degree from 254 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:16,908 and ask for her money back and use that money for therapy. 255 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,495 [all cheering] 256 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,080 WOMAN: Thank you. 257 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:24,082 What's up with all this penis pump talk? 258 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:25,667 ANGELICA: I know, I'm sorry. 259 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,044 CHRIS: Are you? I don't think you are. 260 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:32,507 I'm sorry that it's something I can't stop saying 261 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:35,010 because it's right here, right on my mind. 262 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:37,721 I have a penis pump. 263 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,223 It's temporary, and it's better for sexual satisfaction, too. 264 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:42,183 I use a penis pump because I'm on Only Fans 265 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,852 to over deliver. 266 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:46,563 You don't go to a steakhouse and order a plain burger. 267 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:50,984 You want something thick, juicy, and a little intimidating. 268 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,069 Athletes stretch, I pump. 269 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:55,530 - We all have a routine. - [bell dinging] 270 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:58,116 You're talking loud about it, and there's other people here, 271 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,243 so I think that's a little disrespectful. 272 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:02,579 Jason's good people. 273 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,497 She was just ----ing around. 274 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:06,249 - Yo, let's go easy... - It didn't have to be yours. 275 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,418 - ...on my boy, Jason. - It's just in your house. 276 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:09,419 - Yeah. - Listen, I think Jason 277 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:10,754 needs more self-awareness. 278 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:13,506 Obviously, me being 100 pounds, 279 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:14,841 he shouldn't have thrown me in the way. 280 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,801 Obviously, if he hid his penis pump, 281 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,386 we wouldn't be talking about it right now. 282 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,972 I don't know, you seem fine to me right now. 283 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,766 You were, like, dancing last night. 284 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,434 It didn't seem like your back was hurt too much. 285 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:25,685 I was sitting-- 286 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,939 Yeah, baby, you got the vibe. 287 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,649 Oh! 288 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,151 She was sitting most of the night, 289 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,903 but there is not a bad guy here, 290 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,363 like, Jason, for sure, 291 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,073 wasn't attempting to hurt your back. 292 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,033 He didn't have any harmful intentions. 293 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,118 You're just reaming him out a little too much right now. 294 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:43,578 I don't appreciate that because that's my cousin, 295 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,996 and he's good people. 296 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,122 You're just being a little disrespectful, 297 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:47,707 just talking all this sh--. 298 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,251 I know this information from your girl, so. 299 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:56,633 What did I do to you? It really makes me so upset. 300 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,551 She just lost all my trust. 301 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:02,347 I was the one that opened that can of worms. 302 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:06,351 I just didn't know the worms were gonna turn into snakes. 303 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,269 - It's private sh--, like-- - Is it private? 304 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,563 You guys have an OnlyFans that everyone can click on. 305 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,524 You share your dick to the whole general public. 306 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,275 CHRIS: I wouldn't be like, "Angelica has a ----ing dildo." 307 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,819 Whoever will subscribe, 308 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,612 and now you're upset about a penis pump, really? 309 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,822 - Be ----ing real. - You're taking it way too far. 310 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,824 You are such a fake bitch. 311 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:24,577 - I'm not fake. - SHAYNE: Guys, relax, relax. 312 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,955 AUDREY: I'm over this conversation. 313 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,800 [upbeat music playing] 314 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,139 My table is missing 315 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,349 - the three cocktails. - What are they? 316 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:49,644 A pineapple mimosa, a glass of Prosecco, and a Hugo spritz. 317 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:52,022 That never came in, I swear on my life. 318 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,815 What is this, a BLT with an aioli side? 319 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,483 - Yes. - What are you confused about? 320 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,985 I just can't find it. 321 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,278 - DEMY: A BLT? - I've never did brunch before. 322 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,488 Pink unicorn? Enjoy. 323 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,782 DEMY: Just go to your sections. Lisa's right there, please. 324 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,451 ♪ Who's gonna stop us now ♪ 325 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,828 Demy, I need to talk to you. 326 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:08,163 I need to talk to you too. 327 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,294 Sit here. 328 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,631 Now what's going on? 329 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:20,300 What is going on? 330 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,927 Arguing and screaming in TomTom. 331 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,972 Don't deny it, don't deny it. 332 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:27,515 Whatever you want to say, say now, 333 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,225 and then we have to move on, okay? It's time. 334 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:30,518 NATALIE: Okay, that's all I want. 335 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:31,936 So, what happened? 336 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,272 I decided last night that I was done 337 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:35,815 with this friendship. 338 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,444 I can't do this friendship anymore. I can't do it. 339 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:42,030 I literally don't know what the problem is. 340 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,324 Then that is your problem. 341 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:47,035 My problems with Natalie did not happen overnight. 342 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:50,288 I have had issues with her for the last few weeks now. 343 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,332 [shouting] You be quiet, and you be quiet. 344 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:55,001 - Oh, my God. - Why can't we be ----ing quiet? 345 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:57,629 - Stop it! - Both of you are saying it! 346 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,381 DEMY: She doesn't respect me as a manager. 347 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,091 She doesn't know when to leave me alone. 348 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:02,926 You're bitchy all the time. 349 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,386 I was bitchy for one night, and now you won't play nice? 350 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,970 Hey, hey, hey. 351 00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:07,055 I don't like the sound of your voice today. 352 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,264 I feel like I can hear her voice 353 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,100 like, in my sleep sometimes. 354 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:12,060 [in slow-motion] Don't tell me I've been gone for an hour 355 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,145 when I'm not gone for an hour. 356 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,773 I'm at a point where I cannot have a friendship like this. 357 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,817 Can you not look at it from my point of view? 358 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,276 That you're exploding, 359 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,737 and you just keep going round in circles. 360 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,948 It's here, it's there, it's at TomTom. 361 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,408 When you're fighting in TomTom, 362 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,201 you're knocking a picture of the wall. 363 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,286 I don't know how the picture got there. I wasn't a part of it. 364 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:33,248 It's all a big deal, okay? You're still in my bar, darling. 365 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,834 The one thing I don't like hearing are excuses. 366 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,836 Especially Demy, she's supposed to be a manager. 367 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,421 They're starting to feel like a liability. 368 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:40,547 I don't like that. 369 00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,549 Right now, neither of you 370 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:44,509 - are winning in this equation. - NATALIE: I agree. 371 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,052 DEMY: That's why I tried to remove myself. 372 00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:48,847 It is so negative, so you've got to resolve it. 373 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,515 Do you still love each other? 374 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,392 Yes, I love her, I would do anything for her. 375 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,894 No, I love her, I just don't like her. 376 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,690 Almost every time I see Demy, 377 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,276 I have no idea if she wants to make up, 378 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,111 or if she wants nothing to do with me. 379 00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:05,822 And that is how I felt every day growing up in my house. 380 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,198 My mom used to tell me, 381 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,868 "I love you, but I don't like you." 382 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:13,413 The reality is, I do not have a relationship with my mother. 383 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,166 I had an extremely toxic childhood. 384 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:20,003 And it's not Demy's fault, but it is extremely triggering 385 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,172 to not know where you stand with someone 386 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,840 every time you see them. 387 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,300 I've worked here for two years. 388 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:26,551 This is my family, 389 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,261 they're all telling me they hate me, 390 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:29,721 and they want nothing to do with me. 391 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:30,847 Maybe you can't fix this one. 392 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,140 She doesn't want to fix it. 393 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,477 And that's very difficult. 394 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,479 Okay, we're gonna have to deal with it. 395 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,230 Agree to differ. 396 00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:44,152 My guy, my guy. 397 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,615 MARCUS: So strong, dude. 398 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:51,242 I think this is the strongest point in our relationship. 399 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,952 - For real? - Yeah, dude. 400 00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:55,413 This relationship, and you, 401 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,333 is the most important thing for me. 402 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,711 If you would, I'd like to re-ask you 403 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,964 to be my girlfriend for another ten months, 404 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,591 another ten years, another ten years. 405 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:09,302 - Definitely not ten years. - Oh, yeah. 406 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,762 Do you want to be together forever? 407 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,806 - Yeah. - I love you, baby. 408 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:16,810 ♪ I love you ♪ 409 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,604 ♪ We're finally in love ♪ 410 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,398 [Venus grunts] 411 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,149 ANGELICA: Oh, thank God. 412 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,734 - There she is. - I know, we're just like-- 413 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,821 ♪ There goes my baby ♪ 414 00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:30,031 - Hi. - Hi. 415 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:35,995 - Babe, how'd it go? - It was good, it was fun. 416 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:37,831 I mean, we were just wearing hoodies and sh--. 417 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,333 - Are you okay? Uh-oh. - You'll hear about it. 418 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,335 - AUDREY: I'm gonna die. - CHRIS: Oh, you missed a lot. 419 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,921 Really? What's it about? 420 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:46,923 - A lot. - Is it about me? 421 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,383 So what I told you about yesterday. 422 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,345 I had coffee with Angelica this morning. 423 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:53,471 I did tell her a funny story. 424 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,182 When I was over, I took a shower. 425 00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:57,642 She saw the dick pump and all that sh--? 426 00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,519 - Did she see the rubber ass? - Yes! 427 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:00,895 [both laughing] 428 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:05,859 Like, crazy. 429 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,736 She was really ----ing screaming out 430 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,154 like, "penis pump", like, 431 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,406 - all ----ing day. - That's weird. 432 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,324 I thought she was just clowning, because I was like, 433 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,410 immediately, she brought up the dick and the dick pump. 434 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,705 I was like, you know, I got erectile dysfunction. 435 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,665 I got Viagra for days. 436 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:24,210 Look, and I think she's got to be able to explain herself. 437 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:25,879 Me, personally, I could never be embarrassed 438 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:29,257 about a penis pump, because I got shot and so, 439 00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:31,843 I have erectile dysfunction and I have to take Viagra. 440 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:34,679 And, I don't know, for me, that's just life. 441 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,598 - Hi. - Can you go talk with Jason? 442 00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:38,516 I don't really want to. 443 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,978 I feel like I'm caught in the middle. 444 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,606 Jason and Chris are my boys. 445 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,649 And Angelica, I actually have 446 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:47,984 a really good connection with her. 447 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:49,319 I think it's important that 448 00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:50,779 you are able to explain yourself, 449 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,280 you know what I'm saying? 450 00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:55,742 Because people are thinking you're not joking. 451 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,452 Go ahead, love. Go handle that sh--. 452 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,289 - ANGELICA: Hi. - JASON: How are you? 453 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,708 I've been better, physically, 454 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:06,086 and I'm sorry if I hurt you with my joke. 455 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,420 Do you want to talk in private? 456 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,130 I mean, we're all talking in public. 457 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,049 You guys are talking about me right next to me. 458 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,759 I think that's like a one-on-one conversation. 459 00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:14,636 They all came to me to just tell me what happened. 460 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:17,430 - I'm here listening, so. - Yeah, yeah. 461 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,349 Okay, to be honest, it all started with, like, 462 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:20,892 I was talking to Lisa first. 463 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:23,561 I was crying, my back was hurting a lot. 464 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,063 She's like, "Why are you crying?" 465 00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:26,314 It just came out, like, word diarrhea, 466 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,732 because I'm going through a lot. 467 00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,442 - Okay. - And it made me laugh. 468 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:33,988 I mean, it's a penis pump, it's crazy, right? 469 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:42,288 Especially while I'm going through other things right now 470 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,790 that are more detrimental to my health 471 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,709 - and, like, my mental state. - What's that? 472 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,544 My back, bro. It's much more serious than you think it is. 473 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:49,671 - I know you guys are, like-- - I mean, I'm not coming at you, 474 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,131 why are you coming at me? 475 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,343 You're acting like I'm not telling you repeatedly 476 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,594 that this is a serious thing. 477 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,513 - Are you okay? - No, I'm not. 478 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,184 Why don't we talk later? 479 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:04,644 I gotta check on my tables right now. 480 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:05,937 Then if you want to have a conversation-- 481 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,772 You're kind of an asshole right now. 482 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,774 I'm telling you you hurt my back and you can't even apologize. 483 00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,609 I said sorry about that yesterday. 484 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:13,528 ANGELICA: Jason has a nice guy persona. 485 00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:16,740 When you first meet him, he's super charming, he's kind. 486 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:18,867 But once you start to get to know him more, 487 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:22,120 you realize, no, it's kind of just a front. 488 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,372 - I'm pretty sure everybody-- - You downplayed it right now. 489 00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:25,582 - No. - Okay. 490 00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:26,958 You're gaslighting me again, 491 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,293 which is your favorite thing to do. 492 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,711 I said I gotta check my tables. 493 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,421 - Well, then check your tables. - I will. 494 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:39,888 [energetic music playing] 495 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:44,017 ♪ Don't know we're going out or we make it ♪ 496 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:48,396 ♪ See my chance, I'm gon' take it ♪ 497 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,525 - Broski. - Brother, brother. 498 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,361 - How's it going, player? - What's good, bro? 499 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,696 - You good, man? The big day. - Yes, sir. 500 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,823 - The big day, bro. - The big day. 501 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,700 How are you feeling about today, dude? 502 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,243 - A little nervous. - Are you really? 503 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:04,329 A little bit. I'm excited, obviously. 504 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,706 It's called the Formosa Film Festival? 505 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,167 Nice, so, I mean, you've done at least 506 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:10,752 a dozen of those since I've met you. 507 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,879 I've done quite a few. 508 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,881 SHAYNE: Tonight is the premiere 509 00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:17,258 of my latest short film, "Deep Clean." 510 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,219 So while I still model a little bit, 511 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,763 I'm really more of a storyteller at heart. 512 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:24,849 I can act, I can write. 513 00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:26,559 I've just started producing. 514 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,604 And I've been working on this short film all year. 515 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:32,857 This one, we didn't spend that much money on it. 516 00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:36,111 It's just a little concept so that, 517 00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:38,196 you know, financiers get a little taste. 518 00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:41,491 I want to see it get made into a large feature film 519 00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:42,784 with a big budget. 520 00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:46,871 Do I need an OnlyFans? Is that how I make my movies? 521 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,959 Dude, I've seen you come so far, and you've always worked hard 522 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:54,087 and believed in yourself, and it's always motivated me. 523 00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,755 I still remember, bro, 524 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,507 when you were about to leave L.A., 525 00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:59,509 what did I tell you? 526 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:02,804 You took me and you pointed me to the billboard, and you said, 527 00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:04,764 "You don't want to look up there one day 528 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,183 "and see me up there without you." 529 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,728 [Shayne screaming and laughing] 530 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,021 You know how it is, dude. 531 00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:12,313 It's hard to find people out here 532 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,232 that are truly happy for your success, 533 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,109 truly want you to do well and, 534 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,903 dude, I've always felt that with you. 535 00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:20,905 I appreciate you, man. 536 00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:23,533 This is just a little lookout spot. 537 00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:25,744 I come over here sometimes on my way home from work 538 00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:27,620 and just take in the city a little bit. 539 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,497 - Beautiful, bro. - Yeah, it's nice. 540 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,958 [upbeat melody playing] 541 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,793 MARCUS: Check that out, brother. 542 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,296 SHAYNE: Yeah, bro, take it in. 543 00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,131 What you been up to all day, like prepping and stuff? 544 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:40,133 No, honestly, bro, I took my-- 545 00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:42,677 - I took my Pops for a hike. - Nice. 546 00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:45,972 I've been just showing him all around LA, bro. 547 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:48,058 He's having the time of his life, man. 548 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:49,851 - MARCUS: Is he? - Yeah. 549 00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:53,146 It's everything that you were hoping for, all the positives? 550 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:56,608 Yeah, yeah, but there was, like, I had some trouble, bro, 551 00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:59,152 like, on the way when I was picking him up. 552 00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:02,030 I haven't seen my dad in a long time. 553 00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:05,200 I mean, I've only seen him once in like three years. 554 00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:07,535 My father was rarely present. 555 00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:10,663 He was in and out of legal trouble and jail, 556 00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:13,249 and he's coming during a big moment. 557 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:15,960 There's just been a lot of pressure on me. 558 00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:18,838 I don't know what, like, overcame me, 559 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:22,342 but I stopped at the smoke shop, 560 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:25,804 and I picked up a bottle of Kratom. 561 00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:28,223 Okay, that's like a... 562 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,141 Opioid. 563 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:32,060 I've been sober for two and a half years. 564 00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:34,229 I've got ten years off alcohol. 565 00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:38,024 I have 12 years off meth, 12 years off fentanyl, 566 00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:39,359 and right now I've got 567 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,736 two and a half years off marijuana, 568 00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:43,822 Adderall, and mushrooms 569 00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:47,575 and DMT and ketamine. 570 00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:49,285 Because you were having none of these thoughts 571 00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:51,913 until you were on the way to get your dad. 572 00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:56,376 I was having the thoughts prior, but I didn't start acting out 573 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:57,711 until I was picking up my father. 574 00:22:57,919 --> 00:23:01,589 - Right. - My family likes to do drugs. 575 00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:02,966 Had my very first drink, 576 00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:04,759 I was probably about five years old. 577 00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:06,469 My family introduced me 578 00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:09,264 to crack cocaine, methamphetamines. 579 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:12,392 I mean, we were the hottest dope heads in the trailer park. 580 00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:16,771 It wasn't until I was digging through the carpet 581 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,565 looking for meth clumps 582 00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:21,276 that I understood that I might have a problem. 583 00:23:21,484 --> 00:23:25,655 When I started recovery, my relationship with my parents 584 00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:28,658 really kind of ended because I partied with my parents. 585 00:23:28,783 --> 00:23:30,201 I did a lot of drugs with my parents. 586 00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:34,748 And it was really sad to distance myself 587 00:23:34,873 --> 00:23:38,626 and to begin trying to find out who the hell I was. 588 00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:41,171 - So did you do it? - No. 589 00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:42,922 - Okay, okay. - I didn't do it. 590 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,758 I put it down. 591 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,302 I was like, "What-- [bleep] man, what am I doing right now?" 592 00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:49,554 Like, I had three years clean, bro. 593 00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:51,389 - Yeah. - SHAYNE: The last time 594 00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:54,934 I walked into the store and got the Kratom... 595 00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:58,104 that was a two-year relapse where I lost everything. 596 00:23:58,271 --> 00:24:01,775 I cannot accomplish the things I want in my life. 597 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,234 MARCUS: Right. 598 00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:06,112 I can't even really maintain real friendships 599 00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:09,491 when I'm using because I can't stop lying. 600 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:12,118 I am incapable of being 601 00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:14,954 a good person when I touch a drug. 602 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,539 I'm just incapable. 603 00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:18,416 I put the drugs back down, 604 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:22,087 and I went to the airport, and I picked my dad up and... 605 00:24:23,421 --> 00:24:24,589 it was fun. 606 00:24:24,756 --> 00:24:26,132 You know, he was definitely-- 607 00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:28,134 My dad was trashed, which is fine. 608 00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:30,053 That's just who he is. 609 00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:32,347 I love him and accept him exactly the way he is. 610 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:34,432 MARCUS: I've known Shayne for over ten years. 611 00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:36,351 When I met him, he was already sober. 612 00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:40,146 And our entire relationship, I thought he was clean. 613 00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:41,981 So for him to tell me that three years ago 614 00:24:42,107 --> 00:24:44,359 that he actually relapsed was pretty shocking to me. 615 00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:47,028 The fact that he's opening up to me right now 616 00:24:47,237 --> 00:24:50,323 about his slip up just really shows his true strength. 617 00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:53,159 And I want him to know that there's never gonna be 618 00:24:53,326 --> 00:24:54,869 a time that you can't come to me 619 00:24:55,036 --> 00:24:56,496 and tell me anything that you're dealing with. 620 00:24:56,705 --> 00:24:58,540 I'll always be that friend for you. 621 00:24:58,748 --> 00:25:00,208 My sister gets in tonight. 622 00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:02,043 - What? - Yeah, bro. 623 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:03,461 This is gonna be trippy for me 624 00:25:03,628 --> 00:25:05,714 to meet your sister and your dad, dude. 625 00:25:05,922 --> 00:25:07,465 - I love you, bro. - Love you too, big guy. 626 00:25:07,632 --> 00:25:09,009 All right, let's have fun tonight, big guy. 627 00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:10,635 - I'm proud of you. - Let's do this [bleep]. 628 00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:12,345 Let's do it, brother. All right. 629 00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:14,389 SHAYNE: Woo! Ah! 630 00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:16,349 MARCUS: Look at that. What is that over there? 631 00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:18,268 - My future house. - [Marcus laughs] 632 00:25:18,435 --> 00:25:20,895 ♪ Go get it, fly high ♪ 633 00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:23,773 ♪ Make my home in the sky ♪ 634 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:26,192 ♪ We can build a whole castle in the clouds ♪ 635 00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:28,987 ♪ So high up, never looking down ♪ 636 00:25:29,154 --> 00:25:31,698 - Hey. - What's up, Jase? 637 00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:34,325 Oh, yeah, I might need your help with some auditions. 638 00:25:34,492 --> 00:25:37,162 - Just commercial sh--. - Anything new? 639 00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:38,538 "Looking for a handsome model 640 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:39,831 "with rugged looks and gray hands. 641 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,166 Come on. 642 00:25:42,334 --> 00:25:43,752 I don't really say no to anything. 643 00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:45,587 Like, if there's a door, I'm gonna knock on it. 644 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:47,547 And if it opens, it opens. If it doesn't, it stays closed. 645 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:50,050 So, yeah, I've had a hand job before 646 00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:52,844 or a hand modeling job before. 647 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:56,014 That actually wasn't intentional. 648 00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:58,224 So how are you feeling about Audrey? 649 00:25:58,391 --> 00:26:00,018 I mean, we're just taking things super slow. 650 00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:03,104 Like, she's only slept over once and we didn't even hook up. 651 00:26:03,271 --> 00:26:04,981 - [bleep] - Wait, you didn't hook up? 652 00:26:05,148 --> 00:26:07,317 - I thought you all hooked up. - I've been good, though. 653 00:26:07,484 --> 00:26:10,403 Yes, of course, like I'm a guy and I love to have sex. 654 00:26:10,528 --> 00:26:12,989 Genuinely, though, I feel like it has ----ed up, 655 00:26:13,156 --> 00:26:14,407 like, past situationships. 656 00:26:14,532 --> 00:26:15,575 I don't know. 657 00:26:15,784 --> 00:26:17,577 I kind of don't want that anymore. 658 00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:19,371 Obviously, it's still very soon. 659 00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:20,705 It's been like, what, three weeks? 660 00:26:20,872 --> 00:26:22,999 - No, four. - Has it been four? 661 00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:24,709 - Yeah, this is-- - A whole month? 662 00:26:24,876 --> 00:26:26,628 - That's a long period. - Yeah. 663 00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:28,797 Question, how's the kiss? 664 00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:31,925 Kiss is pretty good. 665 00:26:32,092 --> 00:26:34,052 I'll give it, like, seven and a half. 666 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:35,929 - Really? - Seven, seven and a half. 667 00:26:36,054 --> 00:26:37,263 Not gonna lie, dude, 668 00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:39,182 when I kiss a girl, I know right away 669 00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:40,934 if I'm gonna ----ing date them, 670 00:26:41,101 --> 00:26:42,811 if the sex is gonna be good and everything. 671 00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:45,480 - First, it's the attraction. - The sex? I don't know. 672 00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:48,024 Secondly, it's the ----ing smell, bro. 673 00:26:48,191 --> 00:26:49,734 Like, if I like a girl's smell, like, 674 00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:50,860 I'm not saying they smell bad. 675 00:26:51,069 --> 00:26:52,445 - Oh, right. - I'm saying 676 00:26:52,612 --> 00:26:54,364 - if they just smell like... - Pheromones? 677 00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:56,074 Yeah, dude, I can tell. I'm like a ----ing animal, bro. 678 00:27:00,328 --> 00:27:02,664 - There she is. - Hey, I'm here. 679 00:27:02,831 --> 00:27:04,124 Oh, you're here? All right, I'll come get you. 680 00:27:04,249 --> 00:27:05,291 Is that "Shroudrey"? 681 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:06,668 AUDREY: Okay, see you soon. Bye. 682 00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:09,295 - Hey. - There she is. 683 00:27:09,421 --> 00:27:12,340 - How's my little troublemaker? - Troublemaker? 684 00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:15,635 Fine. 685 00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:17,012 Hi, boys. What are y'all doing? 686 00:27:17,178 --> 00:27:18,179 JASON: Just kicking it. 687 00:27:18,346 --> 00:27:19,472 The best couch. 688 00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:21,182 This is such a comfy-ass couch. 689 00:27:21,349 --> 00:27:22,392 - This is where we slept. - Yeah, we had. Sorry, here. 690 00:27:22,517 --> 00:27:23,560 Yeah, we passed out right here. 691 00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:25,311 We didn't even have pillows here. 692 00:27:25,437 --> 00:27:26,229 Before you went voyaging in the house, I put baby-- 693 00:27:26,396 --> 00:27:27,439 I wasn't voyaging! 694 00:27:27,605 --> 00:27:28,565 I put a child lock in the bathroom. 695 00:27:28,732 --> 00:27:29,899 I wasn't voyaging. 696 00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:31,818 And I put a master lock on my room. 697 00:27:31,985 --> 00:27:33,486 I was cooking or something, and I walked by, 698 00:27:33,611 --> 00:27:35,822 I'm like, "Oh, sh--, she's in Jason's bathroom." 699 00:27:35,989 --> 00:27:38,033 I was like, "You need a towel?" 700 00:27:38,199 --> 00:27:40,285 She was like, "No, I'm good." I was like, "Good luck." 701 00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:42,037 That towel probably smelled like sh--. 702 00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:44,247 Literally that morning, I had that sh-- in my house. 703 00:27:44,372 --> 00:27:45,957 - Like, I was like... - Ew! 704 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:47,792 [bleep]. 705 00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:49,544 When I told her she was in your shower, 706 00:27:49,711 --> 00:27:52,630 she was like, "Oh, thank ----ing God." 707 00:27:52,756 --> 00:27:54,424 When everything came out, it was just like, 708 00:27:54,591 --> 00:27:56,343 so much at the wrong time. 709 00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:57,802 Like, first, making out with Shayne 710 00:27:57,927 --> 00:27:59,220 in my face, and then the OnlyFans thing, 711 00:27:59,387 --> 00:28:00,472 so I'm thinking, "Ugh, the dick pump." 712 00:28:00,638 --> 00:28:01,639 It was just, like, so much at once, 713 00:28:01,806 --> 00:28:03,475 I just literally felt naked. 714 00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:05,310 One, I shouldn't have brought it up to begin with, personally. 715 00:28:05,435 --> 00:28:07,103 Honestly, I'm so happy you ----ing did, 716 00:28:07,270 --> 00:28:09,105 because I was telling Chris it showed her true colors. 717 00:28:09,272 --> 00:28:10,565 Yeah, it showed her true colors, literally though. 718 00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:12,150 How do you feel about her now? 719 00:28:12,275 --> 00:28:15,070 I think she took some weapons that I gave her 720 00:28:15,236 --> 00:28:17,822 unintentionally and used them for violence. 721 00:28:18,031 --> 00:28:20,825 Now she has to do something that would gain my trust back, 722 00:28:27,916 --> 00:28:29,084 ♪ Stepping on the scene ♪ 723 00:28:30,251 --> 00:28:31,169 ♪ I'm counting my cream, my life is flying ♪ 724 00:28:31,378 --> 00:28:33,004 ♪ It feels like a dream ♪ 725 00:28:33,171 --> 00:28:35,674 ♪ And I'll never week up, if you know what I mean ♪ 726 00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:37,133 ♪ 'Cause baby, I earned it ♪ 727 00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:38,760 ♪ Oh, yeah, I earned it ♪ 728 00:28:38,885 --> 00:28:39,844 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, 729 00:28:40,053 --> 00:28:41,221 thank you so much for joining us 730 00:28:41,388 --> 00:28:42,806 here at the Night of Shorts Night. 731 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:44,933 [cheering and applause] 732 00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:47,268 You gotta meet my people over here. 733 00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:54,567 My guys. 734 00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:57,028 - Good to see you, bro. - Good to see you. 735 00:28:57,237 --> 00:28:58,613 Good to see you, my guy. 736 00:28:58,822 --> 00:29:02,409 I am so grateful to have my dad here tonight, 737 00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:05,870 so that he can see what it is that I work on 738 00:29:06,037 --> 00:29:07,872 so hard out in Los Angeles. 739 00:29:08,081 --> 00:29:09,457 It's very special for me. 740 00:29:11,084 --> 00:29:12,585 You ever do any high school plays? 741 00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:15,088 - You ever do anything like... - No. 742 00:29:15,296 --> 00:29:16,756 - I did a lot of drugs. - Too cool. 743 00:29:16,923 --> 00:29:19,718 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - MAN: It's a good year. 744 00:29:19,926 --> 00:29:22,512 And we'll see if he's got what it takes to be a movie star. 745 00:29:22,679 --> 00:29:23,763 I'm excited. 746 00:29:28,977 --> 00:29:31,855 - Nat. What's up? - What? Hi. 747 00:29:32,022 --> 00:29:33,398 MARCUS: Let's do it. 748 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:34,691 SHAYNE: You look very pretty. 749 00:29:34,858 --> 00:29:35,900 - I look very pretty? - Yeah. 750 00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:37,610 - You look nice. - Thank you. 751 00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:39,029 - I appreciate that. - Are you happy? 752 00:29:39,195 --> 00:29:40,530 - It's your big night. - Yeah. 753 00:29:40,739 --> 00:29:42,490 MARCUS: Hello, dude. 754 00:29:42,657 --> 00:29:45,493 My guy. 755 00:29:45,702 --> 00:29:49,664 I feel so supported by all of my friends 756 00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:52,125 showing up, showing love. 757 00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:55,337 Tonight is one of the best nights of my life. 758 00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:02,302 By the way, Dad. You gotta meet. 759 00:30:02,469 --> 00:30:03,803 This is one of my best boys right here. 760 00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:05,055 - What's your name? - Marcus. 761 00:30:05,221 --> 00:30:06,306 - Marcus? - Yes. 762 00:30:06,514 --> 00:30:07,807 - Shayne. - Nice to meet you. 763 00:30:07,974 --> 00:30:09,934 Welcome to LA. 764 00:30:10,101 --> 00:30:11,478 I hear you're having a good time so far. 765 00:30:11,644 --> 00:30:13,646 I am, man. It's a wild place. 766 00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:14,856 It is. It is. 767 00:30:14,981 --> 00:30:16,274 - Hi. - How are you, guys? 768 00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:18,693 Hi, Savannah. Hi, Angel. 769 00:30:18,777 --> 00:30:20,195 Are you drinking? 770 00:30:20,403 --> 00:30:21,196 NATALIE: A little drinky. Yeah, I got a paloma. 771 00:30:21,363 --> 00:30:22,906 It's delicious. 772 00:30:23,114 --> 00:30:24,699 Half of the people right now I'm not vibing with. 773 00:30:24,908 --> 00:30:26,826 - So I feel like I need a drink. - Stay with me. 774 00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:28,536 Okay. 775 00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:29,662 If only they can get their drinks a little faster 776 00:30:29,829 --> 00:30:31,456 so I don't have to talk to them. 777 00:30:31,623 --> 00:30:34,209 Let me say hi to Kim. 778 00:30:34,417 --> 00:30:35,794 Kim. 779 00:30:38,338 --> 00:30:39,631 I'm glad you're here. 780 00:30:44,719 --> 00:30:46,346 She didn't say hi to me either. 781 00:30:47,972 --> 00:30:49,057 Oh, that's wild. 782 00:30:49,224 --> 00:30:51,059 AUDREY: 783 00:30:51,267 --> 00:30:53,186 ANNOUNCER: 784 00:30:55,980 --> 00:30:58,316 [all cheering] 785 00:31:00,026 --> 00:31:02,529 Oh, what an evening, ladies and gentlemen. 786 00:31:02,696 --> 00:31:04,447 Thank you so much for joining us here. 787 00:31:04,614 --> 00:31:06,199 Let's get started. 788 00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:07,575 Please put your hands together 789 00:31:07,742 --> 00:31:10,245 for Mr. D.C. Walker, the Sateen Queen! 790 00:31:13,873 --> 00:31:16,918 [dramatic music] 791 00:31:17,002 --> 00:31:18,169 [bleep] you. 792 00:31:23,508 --> 00:31:25,802 Wait, wait. Hold up. 793 00:31:25,885 --> 00:31:28,138 You sure you mean murder? 794 00:31:28,304 --> 00:31:29,389 WOMAN: Yes. 795 00:31:30,348 --> 00:31:32,267 SHAYNE: Right. 796 00:31:32,475 --> 00:31:34,686 You haven't seen his wife since. I get it. 797 00:31:34,853 --> 00:31:36,312 I don't mean he's the reason. 798 00:31:36,479 --> 00:31:38,648 ANGELICA: Shayne looks really cute on the screen. 799 00:31:38,773 --> 00:31:40,692 He just has the jawline to be in the movie. 800 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:42,360 Shayne has a hell of a head of hair. 801 00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:46,072 He's got that Leonardo in the '90s... 802 00:31:48,450 --> 00:31:49,743 Just that flow. 803 00:31:49,909 --> 00:31:52,620 Sorry to bother you. Cat got loose. 804 00:31:52,787 --> 00:31:55,707 Watching Shayne's film right now is just making me horny. 805 00:31:55,874 --> 00:31:57,417 Because Shayne is hot as [bleep]. 806 00:31:57,625 --> 00:32:00,712 It's like an angel-- like a face of an angel 807 00:32:00,879 --> 00:32:02,505 coming out of the clouds and it's like... 808 00:32:02,714 --> 00:32:04,090 [vocalizes] 809 00:32:04,174 --> 00:32:05,592 That's what it's like being around him. 810 00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:07,635 - We'll keep looking. - Yeah, you do that. 811 00:32:08,928 --> 00:32:10,930 [audience cheering and applauding] 812 00:32:19,022 --> 00:32:20,815 I'm gonna need to see a little bit more range 813 00:32:20,982 --> 00:32:23,860 from Shayne before I can decide if he's a good actor or not. 814 00:32:24,027 --> 00:32:26,071 I got a BFA in acting and I actually, 815 00:32:26,279 --> 00:32:28,073 like, did the best in the class. 816 00:32:28,239 --> 00:32:29,741 My teacher told me. 817 00:32:29,866 --> 00:32:31,534 I trained with the lady that discovered Orlando Bloom. 818 00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:33,370 And that's the truth. 819 00:32:33,536 --> 00:32:35,663 And now he's single. 820 00:32:35,830 --> 00:32:36,915 I actually don't know if he's single, 821 00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:38,333 but I know he's recently divorced. 822 00:32:38,541 --> 00:32:40,001 Call me. 823 00:32:40,168 --> 00:32:42,420 What do you think, Pops? Did your boy kill it or what? 824 00:32:42,504 --> 00:32:44,130 - POPS: He did. - Yeah, hey! 825 00:32:44,297 --> 00:32:45,674 It's time for the after party now. 826 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,467 Yes. I'm ready. 827 00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:49,010 I was thinking we all go out and celebrate 828 00:32:49,177 --> 00:32:50,929 your ----ing big night. 829 00:32:51,096 --> 00:32:53,223 Let's ---ing turn it up, yeah? Yeah, we're gonna go party. 830 00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:54,683 SHAYNE: All right. 831 00:32:54,891 --> 00:32:57,185 Which one did you resonate the most with? 832 00:32:58,561 --> 00:32:59,771 I'd have to say... 833 00:33:02,982 --> 00:33:04,734 yours probably up front. 834 00:33:04,901 --> 00:33:07,862 Not just because you're my son, but there's so many directions 835 00:33:08,029 --> 00:33:10,907 - that that film can go into. - Right. 836 00:33:10,990 --> 00:33:12,325 You just saying that? 837 00:33:12,492 --> 00:33:14,327 But I-- you know, I'm gonna take it. 838 00:33:14,536 --> 00:33:16,329 That'd be hilarious if he was like, 839 00:33:16,496 --> 00:33:18,707 "No, you're probably third place up there. 840 00:33:18,790 --> 00:33:20,166 Let's go, Tommy. 841 00:33:21,501 --> 00:33:22,836 NARRATOR: Coming up... 842 00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:24,170 You told Lisa Vanderpump they had 843 00:33:24,337 --> 00:33:25,964 a ---ing penis pump in the shower. 844 00:33:32,554 --> 00:33:36,641 ♪♪♪ 845 00:33:40,729 --> 00:33:43,064 - Oh, yeah! - We the troublemakers. 846 00:33:44,649 --> 00:33:45,817 Pray this goes well. 847 00:33:46,026 --> 00:33:50,155 - WOMAN: Hi! - Hey! 848 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,906 - CHRIS: Squad? - KIM: Hi, guys. 849 00:33:52,032 --> 00:33:54,534 Long time no see. Hi. 850 00:33:54,743 --> 00:33:57,078 - Hey. - Hi. 851 00:33:58,371 --> 00:33:59,873 MAN: All right, drinking time. 852 00:34:03,543 --> 00:34:06,671 Oh! This is a nice little place. 853 00:34:07,922 --> 00:34:09,257 ANGELICA: I'm good. We're here. 854 00:34:09,466 --> 00:34:11,051 We're waiting on Shayne to celebrate him. 855 00:34:11,176 --> 00:34:13,470 He just had, like, a movie premiere for a short film. 856 00:34:13,636 --> 00:34:16,389 Super cute. Very good vibes. Kind of. Not really. 857 00:34:16,598 --> 00:34:17,849 - Hi. - Hi. 858 00:34:18,016 --> 00:34:19,684 - Good job. Congratulations. - Thank you. 859 00:34:19,893 --> 00:34:21,686 - Oh, it's fun to watch. - Thank you. 860 00:34:21,895 --> 00:34:23,021 Kimberly. 861 00:34:23,938 --> 00:34:25,106 KIMBERLY: Yeah. 862 00:34:29,277 --> 00:34:32,781 ♪♪♪ 863 00:34:32,947 --> 00:34:34,282 - Hi. - Hi. 864 00:34:35,492 --> 00:34:36,868 All right, take your time. 865 00:34:37,077 --> 00:34:40,288 [overlapping chatter] 866 00:34:47,087 --> 00:34:49,964 We just celebrated our 10-month anniversary. 867 00:34:50,131 --> 00:34:52,884 Like, what have I ever done to make you not trust me? 868 00:34:53,093 --> 00:34:56,971 I had hugged Natalie the wrong way at TomTom one day, 869 00:34:57,138 --> 00:34:58,598 and she totally called me out for it. 870 00:34:58,723 --> 00:35:01,559 Oh, since we talking hugs, since we talking hugs, 871 00:35:01,768 --> 00:35:03,269 I'm gonna call it out. 872 00:35:03,395 --> 00:35:07,482 What kind of alternate universe sh-- show am I in? 873 00:35:08,650 --> 00:35:10,568 Offer to get your girlfriend a drink. 874 00:35:10,777 --> 00:35:12,404 Offer to get your girlfriend a drink. 875 00:35:12,612 --> 00:35:14,364 Offer to get your girlfriend a drink. 876 00:35:15,490 --> 00:35:17,826 Well, it's a Tuesday, so Marcus and Kim are fighting. 877 00:35:17,951 --> 00:35:19,494 Marcus. 878 00:35:20,954 --> 00:35:22,455 They were fine five minutes ago, 879 00:35:22,622 --> 00:35:24,249 but just buy your girlfriend a ----ing drink. 880 00:35:24,374 --> 00:35:25,917 Can you grab me a Bo-Bear? 881 00:35:26,126 --> 00:35:27,210 - A what? - A Bo-Bear. 882 00:35:27,419 --> 00:35:28,753 - Blue Bear? - A Bo-Bear. 883 00:35:28,878 --> 00:35:30,714 - Bo-Bear? It's called boo-bear? - Yeah. 884 00:35:30,922 --> 00:35:31,965 It's called Bo-Bear. 885 00:35:33,008 --> 00:35:35,427 - Wait, where are the bathrooms? - Right here. 886 00:35:35,635 --> 00:35:37,637 Can I do a paloma with Mezcal? 887 00:35:37,804 --> 00:35:39,347 - Mezcal too? - Thank you. 888 00:35:39,514 --> 00:35:41,057 I'm gonna get started on these. I'll be right back. 889 00:35:41,224 --> 00:35:42,475 Thank you. 890 00:35:42,684 --> 00:35:44,519 [faint sobbing] 891 00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:48,314 MARCUS: I don't wanna do this. 892 00:35:48,523 --> 00:35:50,275 Get, get your ----ing girlfriend a Bo-Bear. 893 00:35:50,483 --> 00:35:51,693 It's called a Bo-Bear. 894 00:35:51,901 --> 00:35:54,529 I'll do two, uh, double Tito's and sodas 895 00:35:54,696 --> 00:35:56,364 - with a splash of lemon. - Oh, my God. 896 00:35:56,698 --> 00:36:03,038 ♪♪♪ 897 00:36:05,165 --> 00:36:07,167 I'm checking on your girlfriend. 898 00:36:07,334 --> 00:36:08,668 - Hi, muffin. - I'm here without my drink, 899 00:36:08,877 --> 00:36:11,171 - I'm devastated. - I just got mine right now. 900 00:36:11,379 --> 00:36:12,714 You have no idea how long it's taking. 901 00:36:12,881 --> 00:36:14,591 - Did you order mine? - Yes, of course, 902 00:36:14,716 --> 00:36:16,343 I gave the guy the ticket and I was like, "A Bo-Bear, please." 903 00:36:16,468 --> 00:36:18,053 Are you okay? 904 00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:19,512 I mean, I'm just tired of being ignored 905 00:36:19,721 --> 00:36:21,556 and made to seem like I did anything wrong. 906 00:36:21,765 --> 00:36:23,099 Well, just ignore him back. It's fine. 907 00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:24,267 No, it's not like that. 908 00:36:24,434 --> 00:36:25,852 - It doesn't-- - I know, I know. 909 00:36:26,061 --> 00:36:28,063 Sure, I can ignore him back all I want. 910 00:36:28,229 --> 00:36:30,106 I've literally done absolutely nothing wrong. 911 00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:31,524 You address something with me-- 912 00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:32,817 Why is he upset with you? 913 00:36:33,026 --> 00:36:34,444 Because I-- I don't know who it was, 914 00:36:34,569 --> 00:36:36,404 but I hugged somebody for too long. 915 00:36:36,613 --> 00:36:39,407 Marcus gets mad at Kim for the stupidest things. 916 00:36:39,616 --> 00:36:41,659 Like, did Kim [bleep] somebody during this hug? 917 00:36:41,785 --> 00:36:43,161 I texted him, I was like... 918 00:36:49,751 --> 00:36:50,835 I'm trying to say this in a way 919 00:36:51,044 --> 00:36:52,962 where you don't get upset with me. 920 00:36:53,171 --> 00:36:55,090 He's never gonna change. This is who he is. 921 00:36:56,841 --> 00:36:58,885 And I'm telling you, he's gonna wake up tomorrow. 922 00:36:59,010 --> 00:37:01,346 He's gonna feel like sh--. He's gonna have regrets. 923 00:37:01,554 --> 00:37:02,764 You did nothing wrong. 924 00:37:02,972 --> 00:37:06,059 He needs to take a step back and realize 925 00:37:06,226 --> 00:37:09,604 whatever he is projecting onto me is not me. 926 00:37:09,771 --> 00:37:13,191 And like, if he keeps doing it, he's gonna lose me. 927 00:37:13,316 --> 00:37:16,069 Chris and Jason. Can you break real quick? 928 00:37:16,277 --> 00:37:17,737 - Yeah, yeah, I'll break. - Please be. 929 00:37:19,781 --> 00:37:22,075 There you go, my friend. Are you happy? 930 00:37:22,242 --> 00:37:23,451 I'm so happy. 931 00:37:24,536 --> 00:37:26,579 ANGELICA: I'm like, is this the time to talk to Audrey? 932 00:37:26,746 --> 00:37:29,040 I really don't know. It's just awkward as [bleep]. 933 00:37:29,249 --> 00:37:30,875 I feel like if I don't say anything, 934 00:37:30,959 --> 00:37:32,377 like, no one's gonna say anything... 935 00:37:37,632 --> 00:37:38,925 Let's have a talk when you have time. 936 00:37:39,134 --> 00:37:41,302 Yes, let me end this and I'll come find you. 937 00:37:42,679 --> 00:37:44,014 I'm gonna go have a chat with Angelica. 938 00:37:44,222 --> 00:37:45,390 Okay, all right. 939 00:37:49,352 --> 00:37:54,024 I just wanna state the obvious and say 940 00:37:54,190 --> 00:37:56,651 that like, clearly things are uncomfortable between us. 941 00:37:56,860 --> 00:37:58,278 - Yeah. - So, you know, 942 00:37:58,403 --> 00:38:00,280 let me understand where you're coming from. 943 00:38:00,405 --> 00:38:02,115 - Okay. - Uh... 944 00:38:02,282 --> 00:38:04,034 It's definitely been good to have a few days 945 00:38:04,117 --> 00:38:05,994 to like, think about everything. 946 00:38:06,119 --> 00:38:10,331 I felt like trust was broken. 947 00:38:11,708 --> 00:38:16,421 You didn't think about how it may have felt to me 948 00:38:16,546 --> 00:38:18,715 by sharing something that I told you privately. 949 00:38:18,923 --> 00:38:20,550 Like, if someone had seen something 950 00:38:20,759 --> 00:38:23,219 that you had in your drawer and like announced it 951 00:38:23,428 --> 00:38:24,971 in that kind of way, you would feel embarrassed. 952 00:38:25,138 --> 00:38:28,016 So I just wanna say, it wasn't in his drawer. 953 00:38:28,141 --> 00:38:31,936 It was on a shelf in the house. Dude, we found it on a shelf. 954 00:38:32,103 --> 00:38:33,772 You're missing the ----ing point. 955 00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:35,690 You could go online and subscribe 956 00:38:35,899 --> 00:38:37,317 - and find them using... - That's not the point. 957 00:38:37,525 --> 00:38:39,069 You're missing the whole [bleep] point. 958 00:38:39,277 --> 00:38:40,528 That's like a dancer being afraid 959 00:38:40,737 --> 00:38:43,656 that she had ballet shoes out in her ----ing home. 960 00:38:43,823 --> 00:38:46,743 Girl, what is wrong with you? 961 00:38:46,868 --> 00:38:49,954 And how many times were you dropped on your head as a baby? 962 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,165 You okay? I really don't understand you at all. 963 00:38:52,374 --> 00:38:53,291 I really don't. 964 00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:55,001 I was sharing a story with you 965 00:38:55,126 --> 00:38:56,795 that I thought we could laugh about girl to girl. 966 00:38:57,003 --> 00:38:58,922 That's what makes it a joke. It's humorous. 967 00:38:59,130 --> 00:39:00,590 You took something that I told you 968 00:39:00,799 --> 00:39:02,967 and you volumized it to a room full of 20 people. 969 00:39:09,015 --> 00:39:09,974 ♪♪♪ 970 00:39:11,309 --> 00:39:14,521 If someone had seen something that you had mentioned 971 00:39:14,729 --> 00:39:16,106 and, like, announced it in that kind of way, 972 00:39:16,314 --> 00:39:17,857 you would feel embarrassed. 973 00:39:18,066 --> 00:39:20,485 So I just wanna say, I could go online and subscribe 974 00:39:20,610 --> 00:39:22,195 - and find them using... - That's not the point. 975 00:39:22,404 --> 00:39:23,988 You're missing the whole ---ing point. 976 00:39:24,155 --> 00:39:25,824 You took something that I told you 977 00:39:26,032 --> 00:39:28,868 and you volumized it to a room full of 20 people, that's crazy. 978 00:39:29,035 --> 00:39:31,621 You don't have the right to take his business-- 979 00:39:31,788 --> 00:39:33,331 That was you who started it. 980 00:39:34,666 --> 00:39:36,584 We were on a couch in our pajamas 981 00:39:36,793 --> 00:39:38,962 drinking matcha in a closed door room. 982 00:39:39,087 --> 00:39:41,006 I wasn't doing it in the way you were doing it. 983 00:39:41,214 --> 00:39:43,049 Well, how did I do it? I just said a joke? 984 00:39:43,216 --> 00:39:44,676 You told Lisa Vanderpump 985 00:39:44,801 --> 00:39:47,095 they had a ----ing penis pump in the shower. 986 00:39:47,262 --> 00:39:48,471 - Uh-oh. - What? 987 00:39:48,596 --> 00:39:50,765 - Look at that. - MARCUS: Wha-oh! 988 00:39:50,932 --> 00:39:52,642 That's crossing a line. 989 00:39:52,809 --> 00:39:54,352 He airs out his own business every day with his OnlyFans. 990 00:39:54,519 --> 00:39:56,563 - Have you seen it? - Oh, my God. 991 00:39:56,771 --> 00:39:59,149 I never asked Audrey what she found in the bathroom. 992 00:39:59,315 --> 00:40:01,151 This is all information that she gave me herself. 993 00:40:01,317 --> 00:40:03,653 I feel like I'm just falling on the sword that she drew. 994 00:40:03,862 --> 00:40:05,113 Is that how you pronounce sword? 995 00:40:05,238 --> 00:40:06,614 Sword? Sword. 996 00:40:06,823 --> 00:40:09,117 I will apologize for telling it to Lisa. 997 00:40:09,325 --> 00:40:11,745 That was a little bit-- it came out like diarrhea mouth. 998 00:40:11,911 --> 00:40:14,497 The whole day came out like diarrhea mouth. 999 00:40:14,706 --> 00:40:16,082 You wouldn't stop talking about it. 1000 00:40:16,249 --> 00:40:17,459 - Penis pump. - Penis pump. 1001 00:40:17,667 --> 00:40:18,960 - Penis pump. - Penis pump. Oh, my God. 1002 00:40:19,127 --> 00:40:20,545 Jason has a penis pump. 1003 00:40:20,670 --> 00:40:22,589 - Everybody say "penis pump." - [laughter] 1004 00:40:22,756 --> 00:40:24,841 Well, I didn't mean anything malicious in it. 1005 00:40:25,008 --> 00:40:26,134 I thought that you found it funny. 1006 00:40:26,301 --> 00:40:28,428 Time and place. Time and place. 1007 00:40:28,595 --> 00:40:30,388 What's the time and place? Honestly, tell me. 1008 00:40:30,513 --> 00:40:31,890 - There's nothing wrong... - Not in a room 1009 00:40:32,015 --> 00:40:33,808 with our boss in a place that we work at. 1010 00:40:34,017 --> 00:40:35,560 - Time and place. - Okay, well I'm sobbing. 1011 00:40:35,769 --> 00:40:37,145 Damn, is she talking sh-- right now? 1012 00:40:37,312 --> 00:40:39,564 Oh, my girl is holding it down. 1013 00:40:39,731 --> 00:40:41,316 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 1014 00:40:41,483 --> 00:40:45,070 The problem here is that you and I started a friendship. 1015 00:40:45,236 --> 00:40:46,654 Then Chris calls me a ----ing bitch. 1016 00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:48,782 Where is the apology? 1017 00:40:48,907 --> 00:40:51,451 He doesn't-- That's not on me. That's him and you. 1018 00:40:51,618 --> 00:40:53,244 ANGELICA: You're not a girl's girl though. 1019 00:40:53,453 --> 00:40:55,080 Anytime there's a guy in the room, 1020 00:40:55,205 --> 00:40:56,915 you immediately need their validation. 1021 00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,458 - That's what it feels like. - That is not ----ing true. 1022 00:40:58,625 --> 00:41:00,377 If we want to talk about men's validation, 1023 00:41:00,585 --> 00:41:02,962 look at the two people that you've already been going after. 1024 00:41:03,088 --> 00:41:04,589 I am not the one. 1025 00:41:07,008 --> 00:41:09,552 Well, I'm not sorry I said it, but I am sorry 1026 00:41:09,761 --> 00:41:11,471 that I hurt you because I care about you. 1027 00:41:11,638 --> 00:41:13,848 That's literally contradicting yourself 1028 00:41:13,973 --> 00:41:16,059 because what you said hurt me. 1029 00:41:16,184 --> 00:41:18,436 Where I stand, it's over. 1030 00:41:18,603 --> 00:41:19,896 I will never trust her again. 1031 00:41:20,105 --> 00:41:21,856 I think she's disrespectful. 1032 00:41:22,065 --> 00:41:23,566 The boys are okay. 1033 00:41:23,733 --> 00:41:26,111 So, done, moving on. 1034 00:41:26,277 --> 00:41:28,655 If you feel like you can't trust me, that's fine. 1035 00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:30,281 But just know I am here for you. 1036 00:41:30,448 --> 00:41:32,909 I seriously look at you like I see 1037 00:41:33,118 --> 00:41:35,745 a younger version of myself and I want to give you 1038 00:41:35,954 --> 00:41:37,414 all those older sisterly vibes 1039 00:41:37,622 --> 00:41:41,501 and it makes me sad that I let you down in that way. 1040 00:41:43,878 --> 00:41:45,296 Thank you. 1041 00:41:45,505 --> 00:41:49,426 I don't want to look up to you as an older sister. 1042 00:41:49,634 --> 00:41:52,178 I give people 100% of my trust 1043 00:41:52,387 --> 00:41:54,097 until they give me a reason not to trust them. 1044 00:41:54,305 --> 00:41:56,099 So, moving forward, 1045 00:41:56,266 --> 00:41:59,102 I will be cordial to you, and that's it. 1046 00:42:12,323 --> 00:42:13,742 LISA: Next time on Vanderpump Rules. 1047 00:42:14,826 --> 00:42:16,703 We are co-hosting the Women in Wine event 1048 00:42:16,911 --> 00:42:18,788 - in Paso Robles. - [chuckling] 1049 00:42:18,913 --> 00:42:21,666 - MAN: Welcome. - WOMAN: Hi. 1050 00:42:21,791 --> 00:42:23,668 KIMBERLY: I really love the direction everything 1051 00:42:23,835 --> 00:42:25,462 is going in with me and Chris. 1052 00:42:25,628 --> 00:42:27,922 I'm waiting for the pin to drop of like, 1053 00:42:28,048 --> 00:42:30,050 which way is it gonna go? 1054 00:42:30,258 --> 00:42:31,885 WOMAN: It looks like they were in love. 1055 00:42:32,052 --> 00:42:33,678 I was wet the whole day. 1056 00:42:33,887 --> 00:42:35,263 It's real, she'll do some things 1057 00:42:35,430 --> 00:42:36,723 that, like, completely grossed me out. 1058 00:42:36,890 --> 00:42:38,892 - Are you watching it? - Oh, my God. 1059 00:42:39,017 --> 00:42:41,269 Oh, my God, no, no, no, stop.