I just found out we're getting my stew from my boat in florida.
I feel threatened.
I understand what happened between you and heather
was completely uncalled for.
Mm-hmm.
And I have your back on that 100 percent.
You kinda shrugged it off, and it made me feel like
oh, I can't even really trust my boss.
I hear you, and I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings.
-That's okay. -That never was my intention.
Can you trust me?
-We shall see. -We shall see?
-Yeah. -Okay.
I want to apologize for something
that you weren't around for, and that was my apprehension.
But you've taken initiative and you've respected me,
and I really appreciate that.
I was just being a little brat.
We got a short turnaround on this tomorrow.
One more to go. Do not ease up.
[alarm beeps]
ugh.
I am so tired.
[bleep]
hey, dawg.
Good morning.
So, I'm interested to find out... How is she?
She acclimated quite well to it, quick.
Good.
I think it was good she knows heather,
so it just made it really comfortable for her.
Yeah, I ----ing love rachel.
Thank god for eddie and her.
They're allowing me to work more in the galley
this next charter.
-A sous chef? -Exactly.
Mm. Ugh.
This season has been a difficult one.
It kills me to think that rayna didn't think
of me as a support, as an ally, as a friend.
It's a really sh-- feeling.
Like I let someone down.
My back is killing me right now.
Ugh, oof.
-Call me... -Sure.
As soon as those cabins are done so we can attack the next thing.
-Yes. -Awesome.
Beautiful!
-How you doing? -Good.
Yeah?
You gave me that "I'm in trouble" look already.
You are not in any trouble.
Okay, what?
So, one thing that hasn't been sitting well with me.
You were still upset by what heather said.
You didn't feel like I backed you up or supported you, and...
Okay.
I am so sorry for that, and I...
That is the last thing that I would ever wanna do.
And so, I wanna do whatever I can to support you.
With that being said, would you like
if I grabbed heather and we just killed this thing?
-No. -You don't wanna do that?
No, I'm tired off talking to heather about it.
Okay, if you don't feel comfortable talking to her,
then I will respect that.
But one thing also about you
is that you don't express when you're upset.
No, I don't.
Will you do me a favor, and if ever you feel upset, talk to me.
Yeah.
That's why I'm here, and I like you.
As rachel would say,
let's [bleep] this charter in the mouth, all right?
-[bleep] yeah. -[bleep] yeah.
Eddie, rachel, heather,
I need you guys down in the crew mess
for a preference sheet meeting, please.
Copy.
Goddamn it!
The last one of the season, kids.
Primary charter guest is jennifer yeo.
Jennifer is a real estate entrepreneur
who's one of the most successful in utah.
She's ready to celebrate her booming business
by enjoying the charter of a lifetime,
accompanied by her husband, darin, and her friends.
No cooked fish of any sort.
And dinner, the guests are requesting a white party.
They ask for the chef to "curate" a meal
featuring dishes from an assortment
of their favorite cuisines.
Sure.
They want a jungle safari beach party on day two.
Awesome.
Glitz and glam formal dinner party.
Well, this is gonna be fun.
We'll be leaving the dock at 11:00.
-Thank you, good sir. -See ya, cap.
Thank you.
-Here we go, -yeah, yeah, yeah!
-Bring it! -You guys ready for this?
The guests get on at 11:00.
Pure action, pure energy.
We're all exhausted, but we've got one more push.
The slide? Goin' out!
It's time for macho man eddie to come out.
The jet-skis... Haulin' ass.
Let's go, brother, oh, yeah!
All right, y'all know what to do.
I don't even have to tell you.
Let's get 'er done.
You ready to take it off the dock today?
Well actually, cap, I was wondering,
if it was okay with you...
[snorts]
whoa.
Attention all crew, provisions.
Copy that, on my way down.
Yeah.
This say "cocaine?"
oh, no, no, that's not cocaine.
The trash.
Sh-- tickets here.
Everything's done.
I'm sure this is fine.
Attention all crew, attention all crew,
30 minutes to show time, folks.
This is the last one, guys, so let's hit it outta the park.
-Woo-hoo. -Deck team copies.
Ugh!
Mm, mm, mm.
-Rachel? -Yes?
You ready to [bleep] this charter in the mouth?
I'm ready to take this ----ing charter by the horns
and face [bleep] it, woo!
Boof!
Yeah!
Pull that fender up there.
Ten minutes to show time, everybody, 10 minutes.
Can you dig it?
All righty.
If you could take the towels out, and the tray.
Interior, interior, everything looks great,
thank you so much.
I hate it when you get dirty feet... Oh!
[laughing]
stupid.
Kaylee, do you want to hold on to these?
Sure.
Yeah.
-Oh, congratulations! -Oh, my goodness!
-So excited. -First and last.
Let's ----ing go!
Oh, look how gorgeous it is, guys.
Fast turnaround, zero recovery.
All right, heads up, people.
But more money, more money, more money, spin.
Oh, they're all lined up, it's so cool.
-Welcome aboard. -Thank you.
-I'm captain lee. -Nice to meet you.
-We're glad to be here. -Hi, cap.
Oh, hi!
Nice to meet you, I'm jake.
-We got a hugger! -I'm such a hugger.
Welcome aboard my seanna.
Heather's gonna give you a tour of the yacht,
and we'll get the party started...
-Woohoo! -Let's do this!
Thank you!
Deck crew, blues.
All right, let's start the tour.
This is what we call the bridge deck aft.
Don't forget that, darin, it's aft.
Yes, aft, backwards... Got it.
It's fine.
Uh, we've got the luggage.
This is where you do the trust fall from.
So, this is your living quarters...
Master suite room.
Oh, this is where we get ready. Jen's room!
Yeah!
Jesus.
We gotta find our favorite spot.
-Cheese plate is beautiful. -Thank you.
Engineering, engineering, bridge.
Bridge, go ahead for engineering.
Hey, alex, when you have a moment, please fire 'em up?
Roger that, firing up.
Me and stevie need champagne.
There she is... Oh, there he is.
I gonna choose "he," but we can go with anything you like.
Oh, something just went off, oh, no.
Wes, wes, jake, can you give me a hand on main deck?
Yeah, copy that, on my way down.
You wanna go get changed into your blues real quick?
I'd love to.
[bleep] eddie, eddie, jake.
We need your help on the dock.
Copy, on my way.
Something happened.
Yeah, it's something important.
[bleep]
leaving the engines running
and walking off from the wheelhouse is never acceptable.
Coming up...
Fraser, if you just wanna handle the guests,
-I'll bring the lunch down. -Copy that.
I've just done a full check of the guests.
Like, this is literally one thing after another.
You said "copy," and then still did the opposite of what I said,
and it makes it look like my word doesn't stand.
Eddie, we need your help.
Copy, on my way.
Who tied this up?
Something happened.
Sh--.
-How'd this happen? -I don't know.
Well, our luggage is on, so it's not our problem.
Oh!
Oh, it's garbage... Oh, good job!
I'm gonna go over and help them.
Saved!
Oh, snacks, snacks, snacks!
This is so nice.
-Eddie? -Yes, sir?
-Rule number one. -Huh?
Never, ever leave the bridge unattended
with everything fired up... Ever.
So, what would you have done?
-Shut everything down. -Shut everything down.
Especially the mains, because you have no idea
what could transpire with electronic controls.
They'll pop into gear...
A lesson I learned the hard way.
So, you can go ahead and do your gear checks
whenever you're ready, sir.
Get outta the way!
What the hell happened?
-I was down in the crew. -I have no idea.
Bow line just ripped that pylon off.
Settle down, take a deep breath
before you decide to depart the dock.
All right, y'all, bow to stern,
leave the forward spring line till last.
Copy.
That's what gives these guys the kick-ass arms.
-All lines clear? -All lines are clear.
All right, here we go.
Stern is six feet off the dock.
Another degree to port.
Boom!
Looking good. Feeling good.
Good job, eddie.
Thanks, cap.
Beautiful.
Mediterranean...
That's the one common thing that everybody
has on their preference sheet.
We have hummous, we got feta, we've got lamb.
I'm gonna tap-tap-tapas this thing in the face.
Okay, what can I do for you?
Just the pita bread on a tray real quick.
I wanna friggin' titanic this [bleep].
Hey, girls!
We're going to the bunny deck.
-Oh, well, they covered it. -What?
Deck team, deck team, ready the anchor.
Copy.
This was a bad idea!
It was a good try.
-You wanna drop? -Yeah.
Okay, go ahead and drop.
Long stay, 2:00.
That's good.
-Anchor's secured. -Thank you very much.
That's how you do it.
Anchor ball is up.
Deck crew, go ahead and get the water toys out.
What in the world...
Mother----er.
Fraser, you're cleared to invite them to the table.
Copy.
[humming]
can I invite you to be seated for your lunch,
-if you're ready for that? -Yay!
Look at this cute silverware.
-Don't be shy. -Ugh!
Don't be shy, son.
-Still or sparkling? -Still's fine.
Okay, great.
So, I think the water's good.
May I ask what's wrong with the water?
It just tastes a little...
The last thing I want is local water.
-Can I have sparkling? -Yeah, okay, sure.
No, that's absolutely fine.
Thank you so much.
These guys are a bit basic.
However, I'm not complaining about that,
because service is what I adore.
So, I'll do those mind-numbingly basic tasks.
Anything's better than watching the laundry spin.
-Thank you so much. -My pleasure.
Follow with the orzo salad.
Orzo salad?
Copy.
Would you like some orzo salad?
Yes!
Holy sh--, that looks so good.
She's just incredible.
That's how it is down south.
I forgot that he was born in the caribbean.
Is it nevis?
-Yes, look. -No way!
Get the freak out.
-Mm-hmm. -That was his house?
Big fans.
Get me a car.
It doesn't look like it still exists.
Oh, sweet baby jesus.
All right, main deck, y'all ready for some flakes?
Yes, you can flake her down.
-Yeah! -There's the slide!
Hey, kay, did you eat yet?
No, I haven't.
I'm trying to bang this laundry out!
Oh, you got the water trampoline out.
-Is it swimsuit time? -Yeah, go.
If we could just have directionals
to your guys' bedroom, that'd be great.
That's it.
♪ step up, step up, up, step up ♪
oh, fun, I'm ready.
I can't believe we're doing this.
Ah!
Woo-hoo!
Go pay my dues, earn my money.
[chuckles]
oh, god.
I'm gonna put you on balloon duty.
Blowing eight with the string pretty long.
There we go, three, two, one...
My seanna!
-Eww! -What?
It's dirty!
I'm sure you've sucked on worse.
Woo!
-Thank you. -No worries.
Oh, our balls dropped.
Tomorrow we're gonna set up the beach picnic here.
That sounds great.
Yeah, that mojito was really nice.
Coming right up.
[fraser hiccups]
pardon me.
We're leaving the slide out,
and we're doing the beach setup right there.
Oh, my god.
He can hear my prayers.
Rayna, do you wanna do the davit?
Yeah.
Copy.
They're good, but woo!
Get this party goin'.
I like doing the aft one first,
because that way you got a lot of space with the boom.
-I'll do that. -Cool.
Okay, let's see what she does.
Wedging out.
You gotta make sure it's, like, kind of right in the right spot.
Sometimes it can be a little sensitive with those,
like, the location.
Please wear pearls.
It's a white party.
All right, that's good,
and maybe, you know, boom up now a little bit.
Hold there.
-That's good. -Good, good.
Good job.
Ow, that really hurt!
Is it available?
Do you think we should go down to stevie, like just bust in?
Yeah, she's just laying there.
Y'all know how I feel about the lamb chops.
Did the ladies take off?
-Pep rally. -I like it.
Hype-up time.
Girls, you're both pretty.
Come get your asses up the stairs.
They're doing good.
Yay!
-We got 'er! -Nice rally, everybody.
You're gonna have to go on the search.
What the... Ugh.
I'm lost.
Go down a deck and just start going, "ca-caw, champagne!"
-go down one? -Ca-caw!
I'm very excited for our night out.
There we go, there's captain lee.
Okay, so you can go ask captain lee.
No, I'm not asking ----ing captain lee
for ----ing champagne.
Son of a bitch.
I don't see anybody out there now.
-Danny, do not. -Oh, jesus christ.
You're paying how much money?
Oh, my god. They'll come up.
Yeah, that's what I figure.
We are not even close to the goddamn finish line.
Mm, this is so good.
Either get your heads out of your ass,
or I will eat your ass.
All right, fraser's going to sleep.
Hey, cap.
Good evening, captain.
Hm, this is interesting.
There's no time I should ever see everybody
sitting down at this table at the same ----ing time.
----Ing pissed.
Coming up...
I'm, like, so grumpy and over people being grumpy and over it.
Oh.
I think I can only handle people being short with me so much.
The vibe on the boat sucks right now.
We need a serious bounce-back.
People are like, "I'm just ----ing exhausted."
so I'm like, "yeah, cool, so am I."
there's no time
at this table at the same ----ing time.
I got people upstairs wandering around the boat,
looking for somebody to get 'em drinks and stuff.
Ca-caw, champagne!
Point me in the right direction.
And not a swinging...
And not a swinging dick up there.
Where's my champagne?
Why has it been 20 minutes since someone served me something?
If I see it again,
there's gonna be ----ing hell to pay, count on it.
Yes, sir.
Gentlemen, can I get you a fresh beer?
No, they want champagne for the sunset.
Beautiful, group champagne flute coming up.
Thank you.
Well, that's how you get a crew mess silent.
Ugh.
-Prosecco? -Yeah.
I'm gonna set this down.
-Thank you. -Amazing.
-Give me something to do. -Let's get the bowls.
Can I top off your glass before you head down?
You good?
I'm pretty sure this is plenty, thank you.
Okay. Awesome.
The guests have requested a white party tonight.
It's so tacky.
Shall we pre-hydrate for our drinking level?
[laughing]
I just think we can provide the highest quality
of hospitality without this fluff.
Look at how good that looks.
That's ----ing awesome.
But hey, that's not my job.
Yet.
Rachel, did I need to grab the chips?
Oh, you have the chips.
But we need the crackers.
Do you guys have crackers to fill in the bowl?
And then we've got the chips then,
and we got salsa and all of that going up.
You should do, like, a lady gaga dance right now.
Go ahead and grab the hummous,
which is right here, these two containers.
Mix those together in there.
Perfect.
All right, you want me to take the chips and the crackers up?
Yeah, if you guys wanna take 'em up, that'd be awesome.
And then we'll finish up with that guac.
Cool.
I already see where this is going.
Did you hear me say "fill the cracker bowl?"
yeah, five times.
What the [bleep]?
I just love everything she does.
Like, of course I'm gonna take rachel's side.
She could ----ing cuss me out and I'd be like, "yeah."
there they are now.
-This is hot as [bleep]. -Okay.
How you guys doing down there?
Chaos has yet to begin. It's a very busy meal.
All right, so the calm before the storm.
Yes.
Okay.
Oh, my god!
This is so beautiful, good job, guys.
-This is so pretty! -White party.
This is awesome.
And we need to go ahead and start plating these.
Soups?
This is the last leg of the race.
Everyone's tired, and I'm getting a little frustrated.
No, no, no, nein.
We need to open up our line of communication way better.
Ladling it.
Because tonight, we're going around the world.
Seventh charter, eat it and enjoy it,
because my bitch ass needs some sleep.
Okay, rachel, the guests are sitting now.
Copy that.
I don't think they said that.
-I think it was. -They did say...
-"shoes are the key to life."
-kaylee, fraser. -Go ahead.
Can you meet me in the master?
Yep, copy.
Trying to figure out how I can keep those enclosed.
I don't care. [bleep] it.
♪ I am so tired ♪
okay, do you want to get working on this one?
Yes.
I'm gonna jump in here.
I have a chilled coconut kaffir lime and pumpkin soup.
It's really ----ing good.
They all took the soup, they're loving it.
Coconut cream, for sure. Curry.
This is amazing.
Oh, my god, we can't use these.
It's no problem if you get stains,
as long as they end up on your boobs, not your belly.
Oh, okay.
Make sure your belly's smaller than your boobs,
and then you're good to go.
Crispy shredded chicken tacos with chocolate chipotle adobo.
Thank you.
Mm, there's a lot of different flavors.
That's so delicious.
-Did you manage to finish the... -Rooms?
-All of them? -Yes, done.
Fantastic.
-And their bathroom? -Mm-hmm.
Eek!
Oh, I'm in agony.
Huh?
I think I've got some ----ing chafing in my ass,
and it is burning.
Dude, you know what you gotta do?
-There's some gold bond spray. -Yeah.
-Is that good? -Yeah.
This alcohol in the caribbean is not wearing off very fast.
Not like utah?
Oh, dan, you are so funny.
Ooh!
Your drinking all day is the thing.
The drunk kind of...
There's no time for it to wear off.
Woo! Ah!
[bleep] eddie!
[laughing]
ready to roll.
Cute!
No drama.
So, no drama for your mama, let's move.
Oh, wow, look at this.
It is a ravioli done with a poached lobster.
-It's been so good. -Thank you.
-No, this is... -It's amazing.
-Yeah. -Please enjoy.
-Thank you! -Thank you.
This looks amazing.
Holy cow.
Oh, yeah, lobster has to be cooked.
In butter.
It's actually really good.
Oh, my gosh.
How's it tasting?
[bleep] I mean, I put on my preference sheet
a million times, "no cooked fish."
shellfish, it's a fish. My apologies.
It's weird, I can eat raw all day long.
Right.
Cooked, it's a texture thing for me.
Yeah, is it?
Here we go again.
Rachel has completely forgotten
that the primary doesn't eat cooked fish.
They must have forgotten about the primary.
Clearly, we're all exd, but...
Oh, lord help me.
I'm real sorry about that for you...
-It's okay. -But it's really good.
What?
No cooked fish.
I put on there a million times in bold letters,
"no cooked fish for me."
no cooked fish of any sort,
and she was like, "yeah, shellfish."
oh, bloody ----ing sh--.
What?
No cooked fish of any sort,
and she was like, "yeah, shellfish."
it's okay, I'll make her another one really quickly.
No, she said no.
-Oh, she said... -She said she's good.
Goddamnn it.
With the prior charters being a little bit dramatic...
The preference sheet didn't say dairy intolerance.
It says, "what do you not eat," and we said "cheese and pork."
----ing nightmare.
Ugh, why tonight, why?
You're so exhausted trying to rebound from something
that's happened prior,
and it's just compiled into, you know,
-I'm so full. -I know, me too.
That's why I'm not too disappointed.
Back with the whites.
♪ do do do do do ♪
jake and rayna, how are you guys doing?
God is good!
Thanks for all your help.
Anything for ms. Rachel.
Thank you, babe.
Is a white party, like, a common or a big thing?
-It's a thing. -It's a huge thing.
-It really is? -Yeah.
But didn't it originate from a white t-shirt party?
-Oh? -Ooh!
Maybe, I don't know.
Oh, this drawer stresses me out.
Hello, rachel.
Hello, I am so sorry about the lobster.
From now on I will make sure...
-Thank you so much. -You too, thank you.
Amazing.
I reckon you might as well go down now.
Yeah.
Good night, good night.
All right, you guys, we gotta hit the hay.
Good night.
Good first night.
We didn't remember the hangover pills.
Of course, rachel, anything for rachel.
Thanks what the [bleep] I'm talking about!
Are you getting my ----ing toes?
I am getting your tootsies.
It's all done, isn't it, in there?
-In here? -Yeah.
Yeah, just a few dishes... Well, one to dry.
I'm pretty sure you can go to bed, actually.
-Copy, thank you for everything. -Sleep well, gorgeous, yeah.
I feel as deflated as those balloons right now.
Exactly.
I wish you could just ----ing pop me.
What do you reckon about this monkey?
I don't really like him that much, he looks evil.
I just think he looks like a right prick.
He does.
He reminds me a bit of you.
I reckon I'd hang out with him, be pricks together.
That, you would be.
Jake and I are very different,
but we really do complete each other in so many weird,
wonderful ways,
and I really like the fact that I've met someone
I think will be in my life for the rest of my life.
We love each other, it's good.
I think I'm actually done, you know?
Go to bed.
All right, mate, I'm gonna see you in the morning.
All right, mate.
[phone rings]
I'm not chicken, don't call me chicken, I don't like that.
What about my little possum?
Yeah, little possum, little rat, whatever.
But rats [bleep] a lot.
Eww!
I'm joking.
They also have many diseases,
so are you telling me that you've got diseases?
[bleep] no.
Yeah.
So I got my flights booked today to miami.
I'm gonna do the eight days' holiday
and then start working on that boat.
Yeah? Okay. I'll see what we can work out.
All right, anyway, I just wanted to say good night.
I got 1 percent battery, so...
Don't get too frisky and end up in someone's bed again, okay?
Oh, we'll see.
[alarm sounds]
[yawns]
I am ready for this.
-It's so exciting. -It's so exciting.
Ow.
[yawns]
good morning.
Your husband's up on the top, top, top.
Can I get you a coffee or anything?
Sure.
Oh, you son of a bitch!
Thank you!
Look at this beautiful view!
-I know, it's so pretty up here. -It's pretty here.
I got a fly doing the backstroke.
-Wake up! -Ugh, I'm up!
Last three days.
I'm awake.
Last three days, last three days!
-You okay? -Yeah.
You look like you're gonna cry or kill someone.
If I kill someone, y'all with mother----ing know.
I know. But I'm good.
What can I get you?
Nothing, it's just the seventh charter.
I'm just very tired.
I strongly agree, but I'm here.
So chic.
It smells like ass up here.
Good morning, rayna.
How'd you sleep?
Well, and yourself?
Out like a light.
Sick.
-Good morning. -Good morning.
Where is everybody?
How you doing? How'd you sleep?
Feet hurt, my body hurts.
I hurt so much, please don't touch me, I might fall apart.
Air hug!
[phone rings]
hello?
Hello, darling.
You are just having a break?
I just woke up.
I was thinking about you this morning and I was like,
this has been so amazing,
I don't know I can come back to the boat.
This is...
I mean, I'm a new person after six weeks of this.
I think I'm ready for something new.
I just feel so excited for what's about to come,
and I have no idea what that is,
but that's given me such a new lease of life.
And, like, you just need to keep moving on in life, don't you?
My aspirations in yachting are to become a chief stew.
I think that it's a really good challenge,
and I could knock it out of the park, given the opportunity.
Sometimes things are wonderful,
but that's just too comfortable,
and I can't live a comfortable life, you know?
-Okay. Love you, darling. -Have the best day, okay?
Jake and rayna are gonna be setting up today?
Yeah.
Six-person beach picnic?
-Easy-peasy. -Lemon squeezy.
Hello, everyone.
Hello, good morning.
The special today is like a mediterranean style shakshuka.
I'd love to try the shakshuka.
Oh [bleep].
The baked eggs are in.
I'm, like... Literally like five minutes out.
Rachel said everything will be up in the next five minutes,
so if you'd like to take a seat.
Great.
Okay, rachel, all guests have been seated.
Copy that, plating now.
Today is gonna be a fun day.
These are pretty.
Yeah, in the middle.
-Perfect. -You don't like when it's runny?
I'm trying.
I'm, like, so grumpy and over people being grumpy and over it.
Oh.
I think I can only handle people being short with me so much.
I'll happily carry the team,
but, like, coming down to where people are like,
"I'm just ----ing exhausted."
I'm like, "yeah, cool, so am I."
mm.
The vibe on the boat sucks right now,
and I think the best way to fix that is with imagination.
Oh, my god, stunning.
We need a serious bounce back.
Let's take this to the next level.
And we have nothing over 14 knots today.
Cool.
Tomorrow, it drops down to eight,
and going into the dock, you got nothing more than 12.
-That's beautiful. -Beautiful.
So, they love the musical "hamilton."
-we're going to hamilton. -Big fans.
Get me a car.
So, I'm trying to think of a cool way to incorporate that.
You already have an idea.
What's on your ----ing mind?
This is how we get $30,000, are you ready?
I hate you.
So, they love the musical "hamilton."
so, I'm trying to think of a cool way to incorporate that.
You already have an idea. What's on your ----ing mind?
I am putting you in a colonial alexander hamilton outfit.
I can't sing the songs.
You don't need to sing the song, but you have to come out.
-We're so quiet. -I know.
Definitely means it's good.
Stephanie, why don't you make me eggs like this in the morning?
-I could pull up on the boat... -Mm-hmm.
Wearing the outfit and ask for directions to new york city
so I can better my education.
And then leave and be done with it.
That's gone, that's gone,
that's half gone, this'll be gone.
Hey, is there anything you want us to do
in preparation for the beach that we'll take?
Yeah, actually.
Yeah, just the coconuts are the most important right now.
Just cut them in half.
Is there a reason we're doing this in my area of the boat?
Yeah, better lighting when he's...
Oh, better lighting.
I'm supposed to look like alexander hamilton...
-Eddie... Eddie... -Not mrs. ----Ing doubtfire.
I used to be really into musical theater, back in the day.
I think the first play I ever was in was "wizard of oz."
I was toto the dog.
I stole the show.
So, yeah, I have to play it cool, but deep down,
I can't wait to get my alexander hamilton on.
What the [bleep]?
I look like a hobo.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, swimsuits right now.
Yeah.
Okay, deck crew, the bag that's at the top
of the crew mess stairs is ready for the beach.
I'm gonna go to set up the beach,
and you stay behind for the final packing.
Yeah, okay.
Hi, I was just wondering where you ladies were.
Ugh.
Hey!
This is so much fun!
I could go out for some mimosas and water.
Oh, this is pretty cool, innit?
Yeah, I love it.
-Ready for some drinks? -Yes.
I know that is very light.
[bleep] off.
-Mimosa time. -Our hero!
-I think that's it, right? -Yeah.
-Okay. -All right, cheers.
-Ladies. -Thank you.
Whew, the sand is hot.
I told you.
Yes, water, thank you.
Got it?
What the [bleep] where's the pin?
I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.
Ooh, hot, hot, ah!
But I'm most definitely gonna miss jake,
even though I hate jake nine out of 10 times.
[giggles]
oh, these are placemats here.
Oh, there's this thing as well.
We genuinely love each other,
but the boat's too small for me and him.
Our personalities are too big.
[laughing]
-oh, that'... -What do you reckon?
But regardless, sh--, I love him.
Bit small.
[laughing]
-how's it going? -It's going fine.
It'll be going even better as soon as you get
that sh-- out of my wheelhouse.
Of course.
That looks like a costume shop up there.
Of course, I will sort that out right now.
That means the wigs, the goblet, the false sword...
That's gotta go.
I'll take care of it right now.
I don't know what's going on with captain lee.
I think he's a little tired and cranky, too.
That wig was pathetic.
You're just pissed because you wanna wear it,
and you don't want us to judge you.
No, it looked like a dead raccoon.
Be honest with you, it's funny as [bleep].
Thank god he didn't do that to me.
I would have cried.
What is my crew coming to?
I'm not eating anyone this season.
Yeah, well, there's still time.
There is, there is.
Yeah.
Does anyone need top-ups?
Yeah, I'll take another one.
You'll take another one, fantastic.
Anyone else?
Fraser, I'm just gonna steal kaylee real quick.
Can you handle front of house?
Yeah, I've just taken a drinks order, all good.
Copy.
Can I just have a splash of orange juice?
Of course you can.
From who?
Just, like, it started with rachel just being,
like, snippy, and ----ing rayna giving me attitude,
and I had all the ----ing hamilton sh-- in the bridge
and captain lee was just like, "get this out."
you know, it's just like I feel like everyone, like...
Everyone just leave me the [bleep] alone.
Heather and I's relationship is like a sister relationship.
We support each other.
We also wanna rip each other's heads off at some point.
Like, it's fun until people make me feel like,
you know, stupid for caring, you know?
But it sucks to see heather like this.
Normally she's positive, she's happy all the time.
So, I feel like it's almost my responsibility
to pick her back up, because that's what sisters do.
Everything is handled, the guests are happy.
Right, that's all that matters.
How's it going?
Usually better than you're doing.
Have to tie it all down for the beach.
I'll come do that now for you.
Tell me you're not chewing gum.
I'll spit it out before I guess to the guests, of course.
-Thank you. -Ugh. God.
Still standing, more knives. Throw 'em my way, let's go.
Fraser, if you just wanna handle the guests,
I'll bring the lunch down.
Copy that.
I'll take this one down.
Yeah, use a rag.
Let me know if it's too, too hot.
Just done a full check of the guests.
They're all right.
How you doing fraser?
I'm very well, thank you, how are you, good sir?
Why are you down here, fraser?
Three stews in the crew mess,
captain lee's big no-no we just talked about.
Like, it is literally one thing after another.
I'll go to front of house.
Okay.
Kaylee, once you're done eating, just get prepped for the beach.
-Nope. -I think we're good.
-Okay.
Fraser, why don't you come out here real quick?
After the conversation captain lee
had with me yesterday about all three of us
being in the crew mess...
Sure, and then he was there.
That's the only reason why I was like,
"don't bring the food down, I got it."
so, the fact that you said "copy" and then still
did the opposite of what I said,
and it makes it look like my word doesn't stand.
Yeah. I'm not seeing that.
-Yeah. -I'm seeing being helpful.
But the radio call said don't grab it; you still grabbed it.
-Yeah. -I would have...
-You just, like... -Copy, got it.
If I were you, I would have just ran upstairs
-and gotten something else. -Copy.
Pretended like you were too busy...
-Yeah. -With something else.
Yeah. I haven't got time for this.
-You know? -Yeah.
Okay.
I'm sorry, heather, that you're not feeling great,
but right now, it's not cute.
Ah, no!
Did it go overboard?
All right, we'll take a stern line.
Copy.
-Got it! -But we know you'd get it.
Clear.
Wes, wes, rachel.
Can you meet me in the galley?
They're coming.
Yeah.
After last night, screwing up twice, not an option.
Put all the... Everything in here.
This jungle theme menu is brought you know,
by [bleep]-ton a la carte.
The only problem is is are these double-stacked... Yeah.
Everyone has a ----ing option.
Don't worry about it, I'll clean it up...
Gonna go put my makeup on.
I look forward to seeing the full outcome.
I'm sweating like a b-I-t-c-h.
Are you doing anything?
Well, what, I was just slowly letting go
to see if it was really helping you or not.
Primaries are ready.
I can take them right now, if they'd like that.
-Really? -Yeah.
You wanna bust out the silverware
that's in there, kaylee?
This beach picnic has to be seamless,
so I need to get my head into the game
and stop worrying about how everyone else feels.
I'm just gonna kinda throw my penny in the water
and wish for the best.
Please.
Help me.
The guests are coming over now,
and then I'll come back, pick up rachel.
Copy that, thank you.
You girls look great.
Aw, thank you.
-Watch your head. -Ooh.
That's not a great angle of me, honey.
There's a little thought into this, I'm sorry.
-Is there? -Am I staying for service, then?
I'm gonna send you back to the boat.
Check all the guest cabins and then go into laundry.
Yeah.
Look how cute it is! Oh, my gosh!
Welcome to your jungle paradise.
Cute!
We have our monkeys back!
You guys are the cutest ever.
All set.
You've got it, you've just gotta jump.
I can't push you there.
Yeah, that was really graceful, nice job.
What's our drink of the day?
We have a passion fruit pineapple punch.
You could do it with vodka or rum or gin.
Vodka.
I'll do it with rum, I'm in the islands.
Yeah, let's do it.
We're ready to roll. Thank you, wes, for your help.
You're good, mate.
Good, stern's away.
Oh, shoot, practice... Glad that was practice.
-High-five. -Roger.
-Oops. -You ordered vodka?
-Rum. -Here.
Thank you.
Oh, these are... Heh, these are dangerous.
Yeah.
They taste like literal juice.
Dangerously yum.
I think the drive-by is a cute idea.
I could dress up for the ice cream run.
I think that'd be great.
-Where's the grill? -Right there.
Oh, jesus, that scared the ----ing sh-- outta me.
One, two, three.
Suck it in.
-How you guys doing? -I'm ready to roll.
Cool.
-Lunch is ready. -Oh!
Whenever you wanna sit.
-Wagyu, sunburn; wagyu, sunburn. -Chairs up a little bit.
Let's go ahead and do this first, conch salad,
but we'll hold this one last
because the primary doesn't like lobster.
-Okay, perfect. -Cool.
I may look fancy, but deep down...
You've got me.
-Just a midwestern girl. -I'm a farm girl.
Story of my life, right here.
It's the story of my life, right here.
Would you care for a conch salad?
Oh, look how cute, in the coconuts.
I like that.
-For you, madam? -Yes.
And the steak's gonna go right now.
Oh, the flavor is amazing, though.
Oh, my god, it's like she read our minds.
Or our preference sheet, one of the two.
How's the wagyu cooked?
I'd like to say perfect.
All right, I'm gonna need to let eddie know
to change into his costume.
Eddie, eddie, heather.
-Yeah, that's what he's gonna... -Awesome.
Yeah, go ahead, heather.
Do you wanna get changed into costume
and bring the ice cream in the next 10 to 15 minutes?
Yeah, copy that.
I'm alexander hamilton, bitch.
-Let's go. -Okay.
Alexander hamilton don't give a [bleep].
You know you're in your forties
when you have a lot of leopard print.
That's it?
You're not in your forties.
I'm alexander hamilton!
I love it.
I'm on my way to new york.
You're gonna wanna get your camera for this one.
Hey! It's alexander hamilton!
Ah!
It's 1761, I'm on my way to new york
to go to king's college.
But I brought you ice cream.
[laughing]
yay!
Alexander hamilton!
-Woo! -Wish me luck in columbia!
We love you!
Lin manuel, what's up? I'm available.
That was amazing.
[bleep] why is this happening right now?
If this sh-- melts, then it looks like I'm a dumbass.
-What's up? -This is ice cream.
Yeah.
The guests haven't finished eating.
It's gonna melt.
You the one who said to have it be sent.
No, no, not now, I said when they're ready to eat,
have it sent.
You said 10...
I wanted the guests to be done eating
and run the ice cream separate,
not necessary with a costume.
You said 10 minutes, and we made the...
I made the call right in front of you.
Am I in the twilight zone?
What did I do wrong here?
I gave you want you wanted.
Don't hate me for that.
We can keep it inside of the cooler with ice.
That's fine. I don't care anymore.
Seriously.
Let me fix this, because, like, this is gonna melt.
I live for this sh--
ah!
The season finale of "below deck."
-bang! -Ah!
[screaming]
no!
Still wanna take it to the dock?
All right, deck crew, we're headed in.
You're doing the driving.
Why do I feel like I'm about to give birth?
I don't know, cap.
How are you, what do you need, what can I get you?
Nothing. Good christ.
I'm busy as [bleep] so I might feed on your soul.
We're still gonna cloche, right?
Damn it. Shut the [bleep] up.
It's not the time, bitch. It doesn't have time for this.
I am on my knees, asking for forgiveness.
Oh, sh--.