Previously, on "Below Deck"...
I'm really sorry. I have to go.
We are so screwed right now.
Interior, third stew.
Fortunately, someone kinda comes to mind.
I'm open to anything that helps.
She's my fiancé, but she's not my girlfriend.
[shouting]
This Rayna-Jake thing is gonna be, like,
a ----ing roller coaster.
Eh, this could get messy.
Mwah!
There's salt all over everything.
Now you guys have to get up early in the morning
and get it done.
Is there something wrong?
No, I haven't said anything.
No, you don't have to say anything
if your eyes roll off the back of your head.
I told you, this has nothing to do with you.
Are they having a threesome in Rayna's room?
Oh, how's your threesome going?
Excuse me?
I might have a little crush, but he's straight and I'm gay,
so I'm not stupid.
[snoring]
- Really? - I'd put money on it.
Things got pretty heated, pretty close.
I'm so red right now.
I'm so embarrassed.
What's happening?
No!
Why are you acting guilty?
Really?
So, I left the room.
Jake.
I know, I just started thinking about Paris,
and then I was just... couldn't do it.
Must be in love, hey?
Yeah, you must be.
and I think it's a great, great move that he didn't.
Let's go to bed.
Not to mention I'd probably be a bit jealous.
That's just the naughty side of me coming out.
- All right, night, dude. - Good night, mate.
Oh, God.
Do I need a haircut?
Yes.
Do I need a boyfriend?
No.
Do I want one?
[belches]
Not really.
I refuse to sleep until these crow's feet are hidden.
About to Preparation H that sh--.
- Good morning. - Good morning, guys.
We have to finish washing, eh?
Yeah, bridge deck, main deck.
both sides, swim platform, tender, hull.
Cool.
I swear to God, no.
I hate Jake, usually.
So, nothing happened, so it doesn't matter.
Oh, boy, that hurt, that getting up, [bleep].
Just get hoses and then buckets of water vinegar.
Pickup day tomorrow. Get it done.
This is all uniforms to be ironed.
Okay.
All this is personal bullsh--.
Dude, I hate these ----ing hoses.
Like, I can piss harder than this.
Eww.
Eddie, Heather, Rachel,
I need you guys in the crew mess, please.
Copy.
Ba, ba, ba.
Sorry, I just need my highlighter.
Okay.
Tony Thornton, that's our primary.
Retired naval officer, whoa.
Thirty years of service.
He now runs his own tech company.
Tony's wife, Porscha, stays at home with the kids.
Also joining will be a group with Tony and Porscha's
long-time friends and military colleagues.
Really excited for this charter.
They're Navy guys.
I've got a lot of history with the Navy.
My grandfather, Admiral John D. Kelsey.
I thought about joining the Navy after college,
but instead, I joined yachting.
Should have joined the ----ing Navy.
Night one...
I like this.
This is how I like it, and all the things that I want in it.
Day two, beach picnic.
Dinner on night two,
black-tie dinner celebrating love, marriage,
and Black excellence.
Claudia is allergic to shellfish, highly allergic.
And Pete is allergic to dairy.
Yeah, and we do have a new stew
that'll be joining us this trip sometime during.
It's that friend of yours, Kaylee.
Very excited.
Make things easier on all of us. Okay?
All right, that's it, kids.
You don't need to run away so fast.
Oh, yes, I do.
I'm very excited about Kaylee.
Oh, really?
She's my second stew on my boat in Florida.
- Is this gonna create... - Yeah.
...issues between you and Fraser?
- I hope not. - Well, keep on eye on it,
make sure he doesn't get down on himself.
- Ugh! - Ugh.
What?
Nothing, I just remembered something.
- Don't talk to me. - What?
Don't...
I've been having flashbacks all day, like, ugh.
There's nothing to talk about.
Get away from me, Jake.
- Walk away from me. - Wait, wait, no, are we cool?
Are we cool? Obviously.
It's good that nothing happened, though, right?
- I agree, I agree. - Yeah?
Because I would have hated you probably more.
Yeah.
We were ----ing close.
No, it wasn't.
- It's... - Shut up!
No, it wasn't.
♪ I wanna get dirty
So, on the first day I'm gonna be doing
kind of a Mediterranean theme.
I would love to get my hands on some Greek columns, if possible.
Awesome, thank you so much.
- Yeah. - Mm-hmm, bye.
All right.
- It's nice to have music. - I'm jamming out a little bit.
I'm just putting stuff back in the laz at the moment,
and then I'm gonna tidy up in the workshop.
Let's do this.
Fraser, I'll let you choose...
Knock-off's at 6:00, so if you'd rather finish tonight
so you have less tomorrow, that's a personal choice.
That can go into a trash bag, and done.
- Let's get four beers. - Yeah.
I'm in a bad mood.
Hey, babe, how you doing? How's my plants?
Good luck at work tomorrow. I miss you.
Bye.
I'm happy!
Ooh-hoo-hoo, that's some kind of spicy to me.
What's wrong?
I'm really not feeling very excited about this charter.
I don't know why, I'm just feeling really bummed, deflated.
I really miss a pair of hands.
Well, I just found out that our second stew
will be joining us.
When?
In the middle of this next charter.
Do you know anything about her?
Yeah, actually, we're getting my stew from my boat in Florida.
- You know her already? - Yeah.
That's odd. Did you request her?
That's, like, a big deal.
No, I just gave her CV to Captain Lee.
How long have you worked together for?
Eight months.
Which should be exciting.
I feel threatened.
I don't like someone coming in who knows Heather
to sort of impede on what we've just built.
It makes me worry, and I feel insecure.
- Is she good fun? - Jake!
All right, I'm gonna go do some ironing.
Mm, I don't know how I feel about this whole situation.
Mm-hmm.
I don't think that was the best idea.
It's not.
Well, what do you want, you want no help at all?
- No, not at all. - You look very defensive.
Don't start off on that foot.
It was her or nobody else.
- I just don't know why... - It's help or it's no help.
Coming up...
We're gonna renew their vows for them,
and we would love for you to be the officiate.
He's like, "This is the best idea ever."
- You suggested this? - All the... yes, I did.
That's a huge ----ing no-no.
I'm not happy.
Well, what do you want? You want no help at all?
I just worry that it's just gonna disrupt the balance.
I don't know if that's the best idea.
It's help or it's no help.
- I just don't know why... yeah. - That's ----ing bullsh--.
I am furious.
We've all been carrying the weight
and we need an extra set of hands.
I, like, walk down the stairs just to hear Fraser be like,
"This is a terrible idea, for her to bring her in here."
I kind of expected Fraser to take this as a good thing.
I'm just, like, fed up.
I know.
I've come a long way from being
an insecure, dorky child, dressed by my mother.
But I think that I still have a voice in my head
telling me that I'm not good enough.
I need to shake it off, but right now, I feel like sh--.
Let me get some work done.
[phone beeps]
Eight.
[laughing]
Good?
I'm going to go to bed.
Hello?
Hey, darling, how's it going?
Just causing chaos.
Yesterday we had the day off and we were all...
Yeah?
...so plastered, three-way kisses, we were getting naked.
Yeah, yeah, we almost had sex last night.
What?
I think it would really hurt her feelings,
and I don't think it's worth blowing
what we have for one night.
You look beautiful.
I am your biggest fan.
All right, bye.
I really need to eat something.
[alarm sounds]
Your hair looks so good.
It's the luxurious salt water, gets my curls all curly.
It looks so beautiful.
Okay, everyone needs to get their sh-- out of here.
Rise-and-shine.
Eddie, Eddie, Lee. You got a second for me?
Copy that.
What needs to be done this morning?
Just wipe down, because we've done everything already.
Morning, Cap.
I'm just gonna put your trousers here.
Thank you.
Morning, Cap, how's the wind treating us?
- What wind? - What wind.
It's like glass out there.
Ah, I think I'll have you take it off the dock today,
if you're up for it.
I'm up for it, yeah, definitely up for it.
- Nervous? - Yeah.
You should be.
So, any tricks about coming outta here?
You wanna split the middle, but remember,
- it pulls to the left. - Mm-hmm.
Undocking is always stressful.
The marina's tight.
There's not a lot of room for error.
At no time do you take your eyes off the markers.
If somebody's on fire,
I'll stomp on 'em and put it out.
I mean, coming out the concrete piers,
you run right into an area of very shallow water, so yeah,
I mean, there's a lot that can go wrong,
and catastrophically wrong.
Your job is to not [bleep] up.
I'll do my best.
Jake, Jake, Eddie.
Can you come to the wheelhouse, please?
Yeah, copy.
Yeah.
- Hey, bud. - Hey.
You'll be on the main deck aft as we're getting underway.
Yeah.
Once we get up to the anchorage,
while we're dropping anchor, Wes and Rayna
can be putting out the NautiBuoys.
- Okay. - Yeah.
- Cool. - Cool.
I have a lot of experience operating large vessels.
You know, I drive a 5,000-horsepower tractor tug.
But Captain Lee's never looking over my shoulder
while I'm doing it, so this is a little different.
A little bit of extra nerves there in the back.
So, I'll catch you later.
- All right, buddy, thanks. - Thank you.
Little adventure...
are you ready for an adventure, Donkey?
All crew, all crew, we have provisions on the dock.
Copy that, thanks, Jake.
Oh, we got that fancy tequila.
Rosé Moet.
Load me up, uh, huh, huh.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
That goes to skylounge.
Yah. Boom! Okay, that's heavy.
Do you wanna vacuum the stairs and wipe down this table?
Cabins all need to be vacuumed, and I just turned laundry over.
Focus on the cabins.
I thought those were done already.
I thought cabins would be done, too.
Very annoying.
Oh.
For the guests for lunch today.
Are you plating or family-styling for lunch?
Okay. So, I'm gonna grab all the white ones.
Thank you.
- You ready to go? - Are you ready to go?
- Yeah, I'm ready. - Let's do it.
All right, let's go ahead, drop lines.
Copy.
[grunts]
- Pretty subtle. - Yeah.
You really have to pay attention.
Perfect.
Where's your right hand supposed to be?
- Here? - On your clutch.
On my clutch?
What's the bow doing?
What's my bow doing?
Bow is 10 feet off.
You got control of your rudder.
Yeah.
Put it in forward.
Already, you're pulling to the port.
Midships...
What's your RPMs?
You're coming off to port.
Yep.
Port bow 25 feet from the marker.
I'll give you a hand.
Okay, the stern is clear, fenders in.
Get it up to 1,600 and let's get the [bleep] outta here.
Copy that, thank you. Nice job, guys.
I feel great. I'm proud of myself.
It's all downhill from here, right?
It's gonna be good.
How was it?
Next time you take it off the dock, I'll just stay in bed.
Whew.
♪ I like sweating in the Caribbean ♪
♪ It's one of my favorite pastimes ♪
Your canapé is set up on the bar out there.
Okay.
Jake, go ahead and ready the anchor.
Copy that.
Both mains in reverse.
In reverse.
When you start backing up, that's your drop.
Go ahead and drop.
Oh, Lordy, Lord.
All right, lock it off.
- Well done. - Thank you, Cap.
Ugh, this is when you ask yourself why you do this job.
I'm still feeling a little bit on edge,
knowing that someone might come in and be better than me.
I don't want inside jokes and buddy-buddy pal sh--.
That's gonna make me feel like a third wheel.
Insecurities can't be brushed under...
What is it, brushed under the couch, sofa, what do people say?
Brushed under the rug.
I don't like that saying.
That is beautiful.
Go, me.
Deck crew, deck crew, if you guys wanna get
the NautiBuoys ready, and whoever wants to get wet,
get ready for that too.
Copy.
- She sounds in a good mood. - Doesn't she?
Yeah, she can be difficult.
Push this in if you can move the vacuum for me.
It's not in the way, just push it.
When did this become obvious?
I really started noticing it when the whole bow thing,
when I came down on her and Wes about it.
I mean, her eyes nearly rolled off her ----ing head.
You guys said you did the rescue tender and the jet-skis.
Well, Captain Lee went up and saw your handiwork...
- Oh. - And is pissed.
Is something wrong?
No, I haven't said anything.
No, you don't have to say anything if your eyes
are rolling off the back of your head.
I told you, this has nothing to do with you.
Okay.
She came and apologized to me later, which was good.
It's late in the season, she's gonna have to step up.
If somebody's just got a case of the [bleep]-its,
there's not much you can do about that.
But it's not like I can pull another deckhand out of my ass,
especially when we're down a person.
I've gotta figure out a way to make this work.
So, it's time to dig a little deeper.
I mean, she's doing the work.
- Just lose the attitude. - Just lose the attitude.
[sighs]
Let's do the slide now.
Sick!
I'll wash all this sh--.
I'll wash them too. [bleep] yeah!
I'm ready for you to drop it down, Eddie.
Copy that.
One more plank please.
We are getting somewhere.
Perfect!
All we have to do is get dressed now.
Yeah.
Ten minutes to show time, everybody.
Ten minutes away from rosé.
Ten minutes away from...
Rosé and bubbly.
[grunting]
[gargles]
The slide is already out.
They are suited and booted.
That's what I'm talking about.
You wanna grab the welcome towels?
Yeah.
Champagne.
They're coming.
Hello, hello, good afternoon.
- Excellent, thank you. - Welcome aboard.
Step down directly onto the wood, okay?
- Precious, precious cargo. - All right, thank you.
- Thank you kindly. - Hello!
Hello, how are you all?
- Hello. - Hi!
Request permission to come aboard.
Permission granted.
Thank you, sir. Tony Thornton.
- Tony. - My wife, Porscha.
Tony, welcome on board.
- Cold towel? - Darion McCullogh.
- Darion. - Tony, Wes.
This is really nice.
To have just all-Black couples that travel together.
Tony's got this swag...
I mean, those wingtip shoes.
Oh, God, that's a dream of mine, to have the style like he does.
Welcome aboard My Seanna.
I'm gonna have Heather show you around the boat,
and we'll get this party started.
Let's get it started.
So, first we'll take off our shoes
and I'll lead you up to the top.
This is our bridge deck aft.
Oh, wow, beautiful.
So, this is where you'll be enjoying
most of your meals, if you choose.
This is gorgeous.
Oh, sweet Jesus.
This is the sundeck.
Oh, wow.
So, you've got your hot tub, the slide.
It's a very, very high slide.
Let me see, let me see!
I don't know, I don't know.
Whew.
You're all breathing hard.
[laughing]
So, this is your master suite.
This is gorgeous.
Love it, love it.
I'm feeling a little parched.
- Thank you kindly, sir. - Of course.
Perfect, thank you.
We're gonna change clothes.
What are you blowing up?
It's a trampoline.
[laughing]
All righty, then, where did Heather go?
I'm right here, sorry.
So, if the skipper would oblige,
we'd love to have him join us tonight for dinner.
Oh, lovely.
We're thinking kinda tour of the Mediterranean,
someone's allergic to shellfish.
Mm-hmm.
And then Pete doesn't like cheese.
Now, with that said, don't minimize
what the rest of us can eat just because of them.
I mean, we love them, but it is what it is.
Tomorrow night, like, all-out... black-tie.
So, what if we did, like, a renewal
of the vows kind of an idea.
Oh, that's hot.
And Captain Lee could officiate.
That is perfect, thank you so much.
How we doing for drinks?
I can, yes.
...pineapple.
Okay, great.
So, two lemon drops.
I'll try the lemon drops.
Yep.
The guests would love to invite you to dinner this evening.
Okay. I'll do dinner with them.
Their last evening we're gonna renew their vows,
and we would love for you to be the officiant.
He's, like, we just wanna love up on our wives,
and I said, how about we renew our vows.
- He's like, oh, my God. - You suggested this?
he's like, "This is the best idea ever."
You suggested this?
All the... yes, I did.
I really do not appreciate somebody
volunteering me for anything without consulting me first.
That's a huge ----ing no-no.
Before you volunteer me next time, check with me.
My apologies.
Do you want me to set yours right here?
- Y'all wanna move to the table? - Can we?
Bread over there, if you wanna go ahead
and put the bread in the basket for me.
Chef Rachel has a couple platters ready,
so I'm gonna start to bring those up.
Thank you.
This is a scotch bonnet sauce, to go with conch fritters.
The theme for lunch is Caribbean, because guess what...
we're in the Caribbean!
Good to go.
And because they like spicy,
I'm gonna make my scotch bonnet murder sauce.
Okay, conch fritters are ready to roll, and so are the salads.
It doesn't hit initially, but it keeps building,
and then tomorrow morning when you're looking
for your toilet paper inside the freezer,
you will scream my name.
Wow, that sauce is crazy.
Guys, the sauce is just like our wives, sweet and hot.
And there it is.
Woo!
- Thank you, brother. - Sweet and hot, yeah.
She tapping it out in that kitchen.
Jake, Jake, Jake, Wes.
Can you meet me back at the swim platform?
We have a provision boat coming in.
Yeah, copy that, I'm on my way.
They are absolutely in love.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Well, can I clear some of this out of your way?
Yes, please.
Thank you guys so much.
Let's go play a little water sports.
Hello!
Imma go jet-skiing first.
Cool.
Thank you.
That's fun.
Woo!
Hey, baby!
- This is so much fun. - Woo!
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Ah!
Goddamn it.
This thing is disgusting.
Eddie, Eddie.
Go ahead, Lee.
Check out where your jet-skiers are going.
Where are they?
You know when you hang around somebody long enough,
you start, you know...
Like how you guys say "sick" all the time now?
- Where's Rayna and... - Wes?
- Yeah. - They've just gone for lunch.
- Sick. - Sick.
Yeah, yeah.
We lost sight of those two, so...
Did they take off?
From now on, you make sure somebody else
has eyes on the jet-skis.
It's a huge no-no.
The deck crew is not thinking.
It seems like at every turn,
if one of them isn't ----ing up, the other one is.
[bleep]
Cushions, cushions, cushions.
- We lost the big one. - Yeah.
- Yes. - Sh--.
That's a common-sense thing.
Hey, Wes, you need to attach it to your stern
so you get more ----ing pull.
He's not getting it.
They are just not staying focused.
This is lack of attention.
You're on a mega-yacht, Goddamn it.
Act like it.
Wes, Rayna, Jake.
What the [bleep] do you want?
Go ahead.
Can you guys gimme a hand out here, please?
Copy that.
---ing look.
I know, I got bit too.
Like, I'm not crazy, everyone's like, you just...
these are old bites.
No, they're, like, new bites.
Yay! Perfect.
Come up here with us, baby.
That was cool, they had so much fun.
Right.
Are we good to put the jet-skis away?
Yeah, let's do it.
Fraser, Heather, do you wanna get changed into blacks?
I'm ready to chill out for a little bit.
- Need a hand? - No, I got it.
Eddie, why are you washing down the skis?
Because I'm here.
Where's your crew? That's what they're for.
Pulling the NautiBuoys in behind us on the stern.
I wanna see somebody out there, Jake,
helping you fuel those things.
Copy that, we'll fuel them now.
Eddie's not a deckhand anymore, he's a first officer,
and he's doing the ----ing menial task
of washing a ----ing jet-ski.
Where's his crew?
Why are they not doing it?
Probably texting.
So, that sh-- gonna come to an abrupt halt.
Rayna or Wes, can you meet me on the bow, please?
If I were you, I'd get both of them up here.
- Copy. - Copy that.
Oh ----ing hell.
I'm not happy.
Rayna or Wes, can you meet me on the bow, please?
If I were you, I'd get both of them up here.
- Copy. - Yeah, copy that.
Oh ----ing hell.
I'm not happy.
He wants you guys to do it. Have fun.
It's... mm, okay.
How many deckhands does it take to fuel a jet-ski?
I [bleep]... oh, buddy.
I don't need you out there fueling the jet-skis.
I need them out there fueling the jet-skis.
They've got 10 minutes to finish fueling and get in their blacks.
Hey, guys, just a reminder,
as soon as you're done, get in your blacks there.
Sick.
- Cue the eye-roll. - Yeah, did you see it?
Uh-huh, sure did.
If I see it again, there's gonna be an issue.
Got it.
Call me when you're done, please change to blacks.
Yeah.
Are we almost there with that one?
Yeah, it's done.
Oh, my bed, I'm sorry to treat you this way.
I know we've been sleeping together for six weeks.
Go and get changed.
I want this treatment all the time.
[laughing]
I'm really excited to take on this new task
of making these people happy, because last charter sucked...
no pun intended.
- Our sincerest apologies. - Yay!
She was just straining it a bunch.
You have to be bigger, better, stronger, faster, smarter.
There's no ----ing room for error, Goddamn it.
So much for a ----ing shower.
Jake, Jake, Lee.
Come up to the wheelhouse, please.
Yeah, copy that.
---ing hell.
Eddie, wheelhouse, please.
Jake, have a seat.
- Hey, Jake. - Hello.
So, how's it going with the deck crew?
I've heard that Rayna does a lot of eye-rolling.
She does.
I see one more ----ing eye-roll,
I'm gonna come apart like a cheap suit.
Copy that.
What is with headphones? They shouldn't be ever worn.
It's a safety issue.
You can't hear the alarms go off.
If I see somebody texting on their phone
during working hours, I'm gonna come apart.
I expect you and Jake to have a sit-down with them
and tell them that's how it's gonna be.
Yep.
Everybody on the deck team,
including Jake, needs to step it up.
Otherwise, Captain Lee is gonna rip
our soul out through our butts.
- Pretty simple. - Cheers.
I'm ready.
All right, should we go to the... the laz?
To the laz.
They are so excited about this party!
Ow, [bleep].
Deckhands, deckhands, meet me in the laz.
Sick.
All I need is some grapes and a naked man to feed me.
I'm very excited for you.
Why?
Show me what the second stripe is all about.
I've been working my second-stripe ass off
since I bloody joined this ship.
I know, but now you actually have a stewardess who will,
like, retain and be eager,
and I'm really looking to you to, like, teach her a lot.
You are the right-hand man on this vessel,
and I want you to, like, take that role.
Good, she should be terrified.
Yeah, okay, but don't be too sassy.
I'm joking.
I can still tell Fraser's bothered
by the new stew coming in, and at this rate
I just feel like he's overreacting.
I just need him to kinda drop this right now
and focus on the job at hand,
and we'll deal with that other sh-- when she gets here.
Mm, no.
A little more.
Aren't pillars supposed to be straight-on, though?
Who are you?
All right, so I've just been in the bridge with captain,
and he's just noticed a few things.
He doesn't want any of us using our phones while working,
he doesn't wanna see any of us using our Airpods, Wes.
I've got stuff I need to work on as well
which he's spoken to me about.
He doesn't wanna see any, like, eye-rolling
or anything like that.
Careful, the eye-rolling happening.
- I didn't eye-roll. - Okay.
I just smiled.
You guys should be able to handle most of
this sh-- on your own by now.
Cool with that?
Sounds good to me.
Cool.
You look beautiful.
Thank you, so do you.
- Thank you. - So handsome.
Getting some glitter on.
Rayna, Rayna, Eddie.
You're gonna be helping in the galley tonight.
Copy, I'm on my way.
Excited about what's being prepared.
Captain Lee is eating dinner tonight?
Good evening.
Hi!
- It's so pretty. - It is beautiful.
Captain Lee, we're ready for you
to come out whenever you are.
- Yep. - Pop those little ----ers.
Period!
I love cooking.
I enjoy working in the galley.
I'm learning so much every day.
I'm gonna have you fire the bread, Rayna.
Yes, ma'am.
Remember how I taught you how to cut the bread on a bias?
- On a bias, yeah. - Yes, ma'am.
I love seeing another woman being such a boss.
The bitch is the queen bee.
My proteins are just the camarones, the lamb...
Oh, and prosciutto and everything? Like, good.
- Yeah. - I love Rachel.
I look like a 12-year-old at a Justin Bieber concert
when I see her.
Yeah, and then we're gonna fire the bread
when it gets closer to it.
Thank you for joining us, Skipper.
Thank you for having me.
Looking forward to this.
We only have one of these left?
We could just do two spoons, like [makes noise].
Yeah, good call.
And then we're gonna want sauce as well.
You're ----ing killing it, Rachel.
I hope you will forgive me for having my radio with me,
but I need to.
- Oh, that's... - No, you're fine.
You know, in the Navy, that's it,
you do what you have to do.
- No crime in doing hard work. - Nope, no.
This evening, we're gonna take you through a tour of the Med.
So, we're gonna start off with a little bit of tapas,
then you've got your morsicos.
We have a quattro fungi linguini coming up as well,
as well as a bruschetta.
And if you'd like anything to add on, feel free...
I'm here for you.
Oh, my goodness, this is fabulous.
Mm-hmm, yeah, sure.
We'll get it right.
They just told me they want, like, a piece of fish or
a piece of chicken, because she's allergic to the shellfish.
His wife just said, "Can you get me a piece of lamb
that doesn't have cheese on it,"
because she's like,
"He'll absolutely collapse if dairy even touched his lamb."
Right.
We don't have any other piece of lamb down there?
Absolute nightmare.
This is what happens when you're exhausted.
And you spent 30 years in the Navy?
Thirty years.
He served in the Army,
but listen, don't hold that against him.
We had to balance.
I get it.
I, for one, appreciate the hell out of it.
So, Chef Rachel has one more course coming up,
pasta and some more on the Italian side.
We're still waiting on lamb and chicken down here.
Chicken, lamb.
The chicken will be up in just a moment,
and the lamb is also a very few minutes away
from bringing that one up.
[bleep]
- Really? - Yeah.
I get very flustered.
I really do wanna make them happy.
I'm about to lose my sh--.
Okay.
The preference sheet didn't say dairy intolerant.
Mm.
Okay, I'll be sure to...
Definitely.
- Thank you. - It's all right.
So, minimum dairy's wife said just so you know,
I'm absolutely appalled at the service tonight.
We all like to eat together.
And I said, I'm so sorry, it's just because...
the preference sheet said minimum dairy.
And she was like, oh, no, it doesn't.
You know, she goes like this.
Okay. Well, that's okay.
It's like daggers at the table right now.
That's okay, we're good.
I'm gonna take the chicken up as I take the pasta.
Her chicken's ready.
Ah ha!
Could I offer you some chicken?
Thank you.
You want some chicken?
No, I'm good, thank you. I'm done for the night.
- For real? - Yeah, for real.
How's everything going?
This one has minimum dairy,
but apparently dies if he eats dairy.
Okay.
And then this one won't eat anything other than chicken,
pretty much.
And then she doesn't do beef, pork, and shellfish...
allergic.
- For you. - Thanks so much.
Oh, my God, you didn't need a rack.
Yes, oh!
Yes, they cooked him a whole new rack.
Yeah.
Come here.
Nowhere does it say "no dairy."
No, it's her.
- Oh, it's Melissa. - Oh!
Lactose intolerant's a little bit different.
I know, but that's my fault.
No wonder why she's pissed at me.
Mm-hmm.
Anyway, would you like a hand?
That would be great.
I'm just a bit tired, you know?
I feel like I'm having to think about a thousand things at once.
Yeah.
We haven't got enough hands.
I'll be around.
I'll help you out tonight.
Cheers, mate.
[bleep] you, ----ing bitch
get the [bleep] on there, I swear to God.
- Ready? - Yeah, just run 'em.
- Cool. - All right, cool.
This can go to all the women, though.
Yeah.
But you're welcome to join us each night.
Well, thank you.
Please know you have a standing invitation with us.
I don't need one, I'm good.
- No? - I'm good.
Thank you.
Can you give that to him?
No, no, no, uh-uh, dairy.
[laughs]
See?
So, that's a chocolate mousse with a caramel ice cream.
And yours is a vegan chocolate mousse
made with avocado and cacao.
All right.
- Enjoy. - Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
- It is perfecto. - It's delicious.
How is everybody doing?
You're just amazing.
Thank you.
And next time, I'll make sure that I don't use
anything lactose as a garnish.
That's my bad, and I'm very sorry.
I'll also make sure if you'd like
I'll have a chicken side available at all times as well.
So everyone can be happy and fed,
so nobody needs to be cranky.
- Hungry and angry. - Hangry.
- Yeah, hangry. - It's a real thing.
I get the eye-droops, and then I just look like
I'm gonna snack on the youngest deckhand.
The youngest deckhand.
Yeah, but that's actually my cougar coming out.
Yay!
Wow, wow, wow,
right into my den, come on in...
num, num, num.
Anyway...
We look forward to breakfast.
Thank you.
All right, see you in the morning.
Absolutely.
I love you guys, but...
I'm about to call it quits.
I am, as well.
- Okay. - Hope you have a great evening.
- All right, you too. - Thank you so much.
- Sleep well. - Thanks so much.
- Thank you, Skipper. - Oh, my pleasure.
Ugh!
What?
Tonight was a disaster.
Sleep well, darling.
Ugh.
Shoot myself in the face.
- Cheers, mate. - Good night, all right?
- Yeah, see you in the morning. - Nice job.
I'm staying up till 1:00 to help you.
That's very sweet of you.
We've got someone else coming, and that's what we need.
Yeah.
But I'm working for her tip right now.
Yeah, I'd probably be quite upset as well, to be fair.
I just, like, honestly, I despair.
I feel, like, insecure, do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Oh, I just need to be more confident.
Yeah.
Anyway, vent done.
I'm just gonna give her the side-eye.
Thanks, buddy.
No worries, mate, good night.
I'm tired.
Good morning.
Is your stomach up yet?
I had cereal with real milk,
and I'm just feeling the reprecautions
of that one real fast.
"Repercussions."
Reper...
[bleep] me and my lingo these days.
That's how exhausted I am.
- Morning, Cap. - Morning, Eddie.
[bleep]
So, I've been thinking about our conversation yesterday.
I don't wanna see eye-rolls.
There's always a reason for somebody's behavior.
You have to always keep that in mind.
People do not do things for no reason whatsoever.
- Well... - It's pretty Goddamn rare.
I checked out during the whole thing.
We had a great day yesterday.
This whole charter has been chill.
So, where does this come from?
You know, it's probably coming from either Jake and Heather...
There could be something extraneous happening that...
- We don't know about? - You don't know about.
Yeah.
I'm not going out of my way. I just wanna... yeah.
- All right, deal. - Yep.
Deal, deal, deal.
It's time to find out what's going on.
Okay.
So that you can get a hold of things
before they get blown out.
Mm-hmm.
After this charter, I'll do that.
You will do that today, during this charter.
- Okay. - Okay.
It needs to be done.
Busy day today.
Lifting the hook, going over to Major's Bay,
set up cocktails and things to do at the beach.
[snoring]
My mum would be so proud of me,
not that she's ever ironed in her life, but...
Today's a good day.
- You know why? - Got caviar?
One, two, three, four. Caviar, not leave on the dock.
One, two, three, four,
caviar's not gonna fall on the floor
Hey!
[yawns]
Oh, man.
So, what do you need to do on your boat, still?
Starting with I need to get a higher insurance.
Realistically, this will allow me to take
12 passengers on my boat and make more money.
Ooh, that's super awesome.
I wanna buy a sailboat.
Easy way to make money, and it's fun.
But I need to learn how to sail.
- Thank you, baby. - Absolutely.
Oh, wow, it's raining.
Rayna, Rayna, Eddie, just a head's up...
I want you pulling the anchor today.
Copy.
The morale on deck team is in the dumps.
Captain Lee's only been seeing negatives.
So, I wanna give these opportunities to look good,
because they need some positive reinforcement now,
some attaboys.
And attagirls, of course.
Okay, Rayna, let's get outta here.
Copy.
Oh ----ing great.
- I'm going out there with her. - Okay.
Her special this morning is gonna be the shrimp and grits.
I want the special,
but still throw in there a seafood omelette.
I'm gonna do the shrimp and grits.
Seafood omelette with egg whites.
For you?
Strawberry crepes sounds excellent.
Throw a crepe on mine as well, why not?
We'll get that started.
Oh, look, I got twins.
That must be good luck.
So, the name of this game is
you're gonna tell him where it is and what's going on.
I always kinda keep looking up
and checking the bow and see how she's swinging...
- Okay. - And then watch the wind.
The anchor is at 9:00 short stay.
Go easy on her.
Yeah.
You see how it kinda comes tight and it's really, [makes noise]?
Yeah.
- Lock it in. - Good job, Rayna.
Thank you.
Three crepes, one omelette.
The shellfish allergy,
she said she wants some chicken sausage and grits.
And she wants an egg white scramble with cheese again.
Let's do it.
Only the thing is is with the strawberries...
Yeah.
is there anyone that can cut them for me as I'm doing...
Yes, yes, 100 percent.
She nailed it. Tell her to come here.
- Hello! - Morning, kiddo.
I think that's one of the best anchor pulls we've had.
- Thanks, guys. - So, you did good.
Let's get outta here.
Rayna, Rayna, Heather?
Rachel needs help cutting some strawberries.
Shut the [bleep] up [bleep].
We can use a sous chef.
Rayna, Rayna, Heather.
Can you go see if you can find them, so she can help Rachel?
I don't like it as much as you don't like it...
- Hello. - What's up?
Can we get Rayna's help, please?
Of course, what's up?
- In the galley. - Yeah, let's do it.
Copy that.
What's wrong, darling?
- What the [bleep] was that? - What was that?
- Are you okay? - What's up, Heather?
- You all right? - Yeah.
- What's up? - What's going on?
Check and see if everything's okay.
Yeah.
I don't wanna... it's okay.
Nothing, Rachel just needed some help.
I will help.
Is everything all right? What was that noise?
That was Rayna, she's crying.
- Why? - I don't know.
Rachel, I'm coming.
I'm gonna grab my glasses really fast.
Ooh.
I feel so bad.
Next, on "Below Deck"...
Hi!
Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in.
- I don't care. - Yeah.
You're coming in as a third,
and you're gonna help where we need you.
I'm still the baddest bitch on board.
Oh, my gosh.
I take you, once again, to be my partner in life.
That calls for an "I do."
I do.
Ah!
I love it.
It's honestly something people my age need to see.
- Oh, he's naked again. - Oh!
Of course he is.
Careful, Jake, careful, Jake!
- Jake, you asshole! - Jake!
Ah!
Jake, put your willy away!