Previously, on "Below Deck"...
My body is just shutting down.
I'm really sorry. I need to leave.
We do have a new stew that'll be joining this trip.
It's that friend of yours, Kaylee.
Very excited.
Tony Thornton is our primary.
Retired naval officer, whoa.
Request permission to come aboard.
-Permission granted. -Thank you, sir.
Day two, beach picnic, black-tie dinner
celebrating marriage and Black excellence.
And, like, all-out, very romantic.
So, what if we did, like, a renewal of the vows.
-That's hot. -Captain Lee could officiate.
That is perfect, thank you so much.
I don't know how I feel about this.
Mm-hmm.
What do you want, you want no help at all?
-No, not at all. -You look very defensive.
-I just don't know why... yeah. -It was her or nobody else.
Everybody on the deck team, including Jake,
needs to step it up.
I noticed Rayna does a lot of eye-rolling.
She does.
I see one more ----ing eye-roll,
I'm gonna come apart like a cheap suit.
Just been in the bridge with captain.
He doesn't wanna see any, like, eye-rolling,
or anything like that.
Careful, the eye-rolling happening.
I didn't eye-roll.
-Okay. -I just smiled.
-Good job, Rayna. -Thank you.
I think that's one of the best anchor pulls we've had.
Found my way to melt up some white chocolate.
You are awesome, Heather, thank you.
What's wrong, darling?
I'm just, like, tired of this.
I just want to...
-What the [bleep] was that? -What was that?
What's up? Are you okay?
-Yeah. What's up? -What's going on?
Nothing. What's up?
Just I don't wanna talk about it, it's okay.
Nothing, Rachel just needed some help.
Check and see if everything is okay.
Yeah.
I would love to.
Poor thing, I hate to see that.
Everything all right? What was that noise?
That was Rayna, she's crying.
-Why? -I don't know.
I'm trying everything in my power to bottle everything up,
and I feel like I'm alone.
Whew.
But I can't act happy when,
like, I feel like my feelings are genuinely,
like, getting played with like a puppet.
Like, that's what it feels like.
Is Mel gonna be able to come out this morning, you think?
-Yeah. -Oh, no.
-Hi. -Hey.
Are you okay?
Ugh, yeah.
What's wrong?
I just needed a moment.
Yeah, that's all.
Yeah.
I don't wanna talk.
Fraser, can I get your assistance
in the galley to help carry these orders up?
Copy, on my way.
-You're not Fraser. -I can help, too.
So, did you need me?
Nope, all good.
Look at... look at... look at the wall over there.
Just look... that's the orders.
-Wow. -Yeah.
We're not even halfway through the charter,
and I'm realizing how much I have to do today,
and I'm just like, can I get another espresso?
We've got a beach picnic, a vow renewal...
honestly, I'm so relieved,
because Kaylee's about to fly in and save the day.
Those are ready to roll.
Beautiful.
Please take some weight off my back,
because this thing is hurting right now.
Okay, perfect, yeah, of course.
Thank you, dear sir.
Awesome, let's do this.
Yes.
They wanna take her breakfast to her room.
Okay.
So, she wants the special, shrimp and grits,
and pancake on the side.
I'ma wait to see what happens, man,
because she may beat our ass for asking for crepes.
Very nice.
Another ----ing chef.
Thanks.
D'accord.
Melissa, I have your pancakes.
Is it okay to come in?
Lookit, you guys, the water...
so, there's little spots of blue.
I think we're good.
Does look like it's turning, doesn't it, the weather?
No, you're okay.
I know, that'd be great.
Is Rayna okay?
She's fine.
She's not fine, she's not fine, but it'll be fine.
Hi.
-Thanks, Rayna. -We should be good.
You good? She good?
Yeah, yeah.
Perfect.
-Beautiful? -Perfect.
Thank you.
-Very helpful. -Thank you.
No, I just said is everything okay.
What did he say?
And in code, he was like, nothing's okay on deck, in code.
What does that mean?
You know when, like, people talk to you
and they don't give you anything?
But they're, like, things are sh--.
-You okay? -Yeah, I'm okay.
What happened?
I don't know, the Heather situation
kind of still bothers me.
I talked to you about it, and you say
it shouldn't bother me, but it does bother me.
No, no, no... that should bother you.
I know I said that's something that is...
I never heard it happening,
and that absolutely should bother you,
and that was absolutely uncalled for if that's what happened.
-Mm-hmm. -And you need to address that.
I... I mean, she apologized to me.
Okay.
And then, like...
like, last time we were out, but it just
doesn't feel right when, you know...
just none of it feels right, if that makes sense.
Of course it does. It shouldn't feel right.
Yeah.
You know, you don't deserve to be talked to like...
or, like, had to hear that.
I guess she wasn't really talking at you, right?
-No. -Well, that's good.
But... see what I did there?
-Yeah. -It's called "dipping the line."
A thing that we use tying up a lot on docks.
But you should never have to deal with that.
So, if you need to talk about it, talk about it.
-You ready to come up? -Yeah.
Coming up.
What made you cry this morning?
I don't want talk about it, seriously.
Please talk to me about it?
If you don't wanna talk right now, but...
Maybe later.
If you don't wanna talk about it now,
then I'm gonna get you next chance I can.
Why can't we just talk later?
Fine, we'll talk later.
Go ahead and unclip her.
Thank you, good job.
Eddie, Eddie, Lee.
So, we're gonna do...
Rayna did a good job...
Good. Did we find out anything?
Sounded like somebody in distress.
Rayna, she said, "I just don't wanna talk about it."
I said, "Fine, but we'll talk about it later."
She did mention there were some issues between
her and Heather that has not sat well with her.
Heather has apologized.
I need to find out what that is, one way or another.
I know what it is.
Well, then tell me.
I guess the other night, a few day-offs back,
Heather dropped a word that is extremely derogatory...
What is it?
I can't say it, but you know what it is.
The N-word.
Yes.
Heather did apologize.
It was never directed at Rayna, but it doesn't need to be.
I don't like the word.
I can't think of any context
that I would think it was acceptable.
I personally find it offensive.
There's no place for it on my boats.
Do you know whether her apology was sincere?
I do not know, I was not there for it.
But the crying wasn't because of that, it was something else.
What was "something else?"
She said, "I don't wanna talk about it."
I said, "Fine, well, I'm gonna come back at you later."
You need to get to the bottom of it.
I will.
Are we ready?
Doug, holy cow, bro.
Bro, you feel it, man?
Hola.
You wanna go to the beach with me?
Sure.
I'm gonna send you to the beach.
Kaylee should be here by the time you guys get back.
I just wanna be the one here to, like, walk her through,
show her where she's at.
Great.
-Where are they going? -Set-up for the beach.
Okay, good.
How's Melissa, is she feeling...
-I wanna say they're resting... -Yeah.
-Because they haven't responded. -Yeah.
We'll take really good care of them.
Yeah.
My poor feet.
See how she sits.
Sick!
Sick.
Oh... let her go, got it.
Ah!
Jake, Jake, Eddie.
I'm inbound.
So, if you guys are ready, we can make a move to the beach.
I hope y'all enjoy the sun while you got it.
-Yes. -Yeah, thank you.
Thank you.
Fraser's there, he's gonna take care of you.
-Thank you all. -Thanks, Jake.
What?
Who am I, right?
What the hell does this look like, a banquet?
----ing circle tablecloth.
All right, Eddie, don't be shy.
You gotta gun it.
Let's welcome these people with open arms.
That is absolutely adorable.
Hello, dear sir!
I'm only gonna go first so I can grab my wife.
Is that our new stew?
I don't know, I think that provisions.
The laundry and housekeeping?
Do you think she's on there?
Do I look all right?
Why? Ah.
-Oh, my God, that is her. -Is that her sitting there?
Yeah.
I feel a little bit betrayed.
I have earned my place with Heather,
and we work well with each other,
and I haven't got the best taste in my mouth at the moment.
But I have no fear.
I'm still the baddest bitch on board.
You're gonna help where we need you, otherwise,
stay where you are, and I'll do the rest.
Yeah.
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-Well, well, well. -Woo!
-Buongiorno! -Whoa, hello, hello!
-Hi! -Yep.
Come back and annoy you a little later.
-Thank you. -Hello!
-Hi, good to meet you. -Hi, nice to meet you, Jake.
Thank you for your help.
That's all right.
This is so good.
Welcome aboard My Seanna.
I'll show you the crew mess first,
so you can get into some uniform.
Okay.
I have no idea what I'm walking into.
I know it's mid-charter.
Knowing Heather will make it a lot easier.
She's one of my best friends.
-Your cabin! -Oh!
So much room for activities!
So, on my last boat, Heather and I were roommates.
Mine and Heather's relationship is, like,
she has a spotlight, and I'm standing in the background,
still getting some light, but I'm totally okay with that.
-There's your uniform. -Cool.
If you wanna take a couple minutes.
Okay, beautiful. Thank you.
-Look at you. Yes! -Anyone want a drink?
Yes.
Oh, my God, that's ----ing beautiful.
Ooh, language.
♪ I like piña coladas
You like penis enlargers?
♪ Penis enlargers
-Wes, you saw the form? -I'm watching, I'm watching.
You see the form, Wes?
Ah!
There it is.
No, I'm gonna use my left hand to give him a chance.
-Hello? -Hi, how you doing?
Kaylee, this is Captain Lee.
Captain Lee, this is Kaylee.
-How's it going? -Kaylee, how are you?
-Hi, good to meet you. -Pleasure.
We're gonna just get right down to it.
She can fill you in.
-Very cool. -Okay.
Come on... oh!
Oh, my God!
Let me know what you think... on ice, of course.
Wow. I'll take it.
-Wonderful. -Yeah.
So, tonight, dinner's at 7:30.
Seven-thirty.
-When do they wanna do the... -Vows?
-Mm-hmm. -After dinner.
Vow renewals.
I don't know why anyone needs them,
but I have been volunteered.
He's like, we just wanna love up on our wives,
and I said, "How about we renew our vows."
-He's like, "Oh, my God." -You suggested this?
He's like, "This is the best idea ever."
-You suggested this? -All the... yes, I did.
I mean, she just rolled right over it, too.
So, I guess I'm good with it... said no one, ever.
Pick up the toys by 5:30.
Have them ready to go by 5:30.
Everything's gotta be wrapped up by 5:30.
So, we'll pick up the toys at 5:00.
Okay, sounds good.
-All right? -Thank you, Cap.
Thank you.
I'm so happy you're here, because you know,
deck team would be on the interior, helping out,
and we've just been so busy.
I'm excited to be here. It'll be fun.
-We'll have a good time. -Yeah.
This is our third charter, and drop-off tomorrow.
Oh!
Then we get to go out and party.
I came at the perfect time.
People pay a lot of money to have those curls, man.
No matter how much I put in or try or anything like this,
as soon as I walk outside with the wind,
just...
Eddie's on his way now.
Yeah, let's go, we're ready to go.
Let's rock and roll.
Can I take anything for you? Are we all good?
-Yes, sir. -The welcoming crew.
It's not, is that why you didn't go to the...
Yes.
-Hit it, let's go. -Woo!
-Let's go, yeah! -Woo!
-Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! -Woo!
-Success! -Another one!
That was great!
Hey, hey, hey, we got a new stew!
We got a new stew, woo!
I think they're as excited as we are.
Thank you.
-And your name is? -I'm Kaylee.
Kaylee, how are you doing?
I'm good, I'm excited to be here.
Excellent, thank you, thank you. Oh, look at you.
Here you go, madame.
Oh... why is he coming back?
I'm not ready.
We don't wanna go back.
So, this shot's called the "Orange You Glad to See Me."
Orange You Glad to See Me.
[groaning]
-Good. -Jake, Jake, Eddie.
We are on our way back to the yacht.
Copy, Eddie.
I'm ready for the jet-ski. Who's for the jet-ski?
I'm excited.
If you can tonight, tonight's the tasting.
I know, I'm really pumped.
And it's all Japanese, Asian.
Yay!
-All right, let's roll. -So, let's go.
All right, come on on, darling.
All you.
[bleep], ow.
Oh, he knows how to do it.
Rayna, this is Kaylee.
-Rayna, nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
-Roomies. -Roomies.
-Yep, that's right.
Woo!
Hi, how's it going?
Our savior!
-Fraser, hi. -Fraser, nice to meet you.
-How you doing? -Nice to meet you, I'm Kaylee.
Nice to see you, Kaylee.
Sorry, I'm very sweaty, post-beach.
Kaylee, Fraser.
You wanna come back on at 4:00 and freshen up?
Oh, I love you. Might have a little shower.
Yeah.
It's amazing to hear the word "break."
It's not something we've been used to on the past few trips,
but when I come back,
she can stay very much in the laundry and cabins.
I'll be behind the bar, Kaylee.
-Come back right at 4:00. -Yeah.
We're gonna put the skis up, if you guys don't mind,
if you're not using them at all.
-We're done. -Great.
Rayna, Rayna, Eddie.
-Water on the davit. -C opy.
Uh-oh, captain's looking.
-Winching down? -Winch down.
There you go.
-You wanna jump off? -Okay, you're good.
It's not cold.
Just jump in.
All right, winching in.
-There you go. -Okay.
Okay, that's good. Do you wanna...
Yeah, that's good, that's good... nice and smooth.
There you go, stop.
Okay, well...
Oh, nice.
-Look good to you? -Yeah.
Good job.
Serious time.
-No! -Oh, yeah, you and me.
I don't want to.
Well, that's too bad, we're talking.
Ugh.
I understand what happened between you and Heather
-was completely uncalled for... -Mm-hmm.
And I have your back on that 100 percent.
It bothered me more because I feel like I came to you
because I was just, like, not in the right head space.
I was kinda looking for you for help,
and you kinda shrugged it off.
So, it just made me feel like
oh, I can't even really trust my boss.
-I get you, I hear you. -Yeah.
But I hope you know that's not the case,
and if I had heard it happen,
I would have shut that down, because...
-Mm-hmm. -I do not...
do not have any patience for that whatsoever.
Mm-hmm.
You know, I do not accept that. There's no excuse for it.
It is not okay in any way, shape, or form.
-Mm-hmm. -Okay?
But that night when you and I were talking,
you came to me to apologize
about being disrespectful to me...
Mm-hmm.
when I was trying to have a conversation with you,
and that's what I wanted to focus on.
Well, it could have just been terrible timing,
and that's my fault.
I didn't want that to feel like I was trying
to overpower what the hell my apology was.
Or steer the conversation.
No, I wasn't trying to do that.
But it was something that was really bothering me,
because it's something that's, like, kind of important to me,
and I just felt like, I don't know...
like, it really hurt my feelings.
I don't know what else to say.
-I hear you. -Yeah.
And I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings.
-That's okay. -That never was my intention.
Listen, I think you're doing a great job,
and I'm having fun teaching you do stuff,
but I wanna work out what's happening
between you and Heather.
-There's nothing to work out. -Why not?
Because, like, I'm not gonna be friends with ignorance.
It's just not gonna happen.
I know...
Are you still gonna continue to work here?
Yeah, but I don't need to be her friend.
Okay.
I can work perfectly fine with someone, but I don't need...
-Okay. -to be their best friend, but...
Well, if there's anything I can do for you
to make you feel more welcome here...
Yeah.
That's really important to me.
-Mm-hmm. -Okay?
Seriously.
I hope so.
Can you trust me?
We shall see.
-We shall see? -Yeah.
Okay.
One more charter left, a charter and a day.
Coming up...
Your husbands are requesting your presence.
Oh, we're gonna start crying now, ain't we?
Oh!
-Well, well, well. -Woo!
Lovely for you both to join me here.
Please be sure to locate your exit now,
as they may have changed when you were boarding this aircraft.
We have a full team!
You wanna go down and let's take a drink with us?
Has everyone met Kaylee?
From New Mexico, Silver City.
Yeah.
No.
[laughing]
You don't wanna have a movie night with us.
Oh, man, welcome to the club.
So much to catch...
All right, I will be decorating in the sky lounge.
Anyone wants to blow some things... balloons.
Oh, my gosh.
Very handsome.
Not bad for an old guy.
I mean, not bad at all.
Let's have a great time, ready.
These look good, well done.
Woohoo!
You look like a chocolate-covered cherry.
You can have some later.
[chuckles]
-Okay, Rayna. -Yes, ma'am?
Over there is some micros, they look like radishes.
Let's go ahead and pull those out.
So, when I was in Japan, I really fell in love
with the fact that they're chasing their excellence,
and they don't reinvent the wheel,
they just perfect it.
This is how we make wasabi.
So, every single little finite detail
has to come to the table perfectly.
I may or may not be a control freak.
Put it in the middle and make a well.
It's just like making pasta.
Okay.
-All you, now. -Awesome.
You learned how to do the wasabi, I taught you.
Nail it.
Oh, my gosh, I didn't even see that.
-Do you like it? -Well, hello!
-Hello, look at you guys. -Hello.
-Fabulous. -Mm, mm, mm...
-Here we are to party -You know what I'm saying?
Gorgeous, look at my sister.
We're gonna wait for the captain before we sit.
Captain Lee and Rachel, all the guests are at the table.
Copy.
-Good evening. -Good evening, sir.
-Sir? -Well, you all look great...
Yes?
Request permission to be seated, sir.
Please be seated.
So, the boat you worked on before this one,
no romances on that boat?
No.
What are you doing, Kaylee?
-Everything wrong, apparently. -Apparently.
I'm okay being single Kaylee right now.
One-man show.
That moustache, on the other hand...
Just kidding.
Heather's been quite flirtatious herself.
See, that's her personality.
Yes, let's blame it on that.
I really mean this when I say just exceeding all expectation.
I mean, even with the weather.
Being military, we grew up being flexible.
-That's what we do. -Yeah?
That's what we do.
You eat when you get the chance.
Exactly.
You sleep when you get the chance.
-Sleep when you get the chance. -Absolutely.
Because you don't know when either one of them's
-gonna happen again. -Mm.
Absolutely.
Guys, they are ready to mother----ing roll.
Fraser and Kaylee, can I get you to the galley?
Copy that.
The beach was fun, it was beautiful.
Ah... oh, here we go.
Sometimes, Skipper, you have to allow people to win
to feel better about themselves.
Ooh, that was a shot.
Thank you.
Tonight, we're going to Japan.
For your sunumono, you have a cucumber salad with snow crab,
done with a light sesame and mirin dressing.
The green under it is moss.
It is for plating, please don't eat it.
Seaweed salad is amazing,
and I've had some good seaweed salad.
I have, too. That's really good.
Can we clear this plate for you?
Ding, ding, ding...
winner, winner, miso dinner.
Captain, what are you drinking?
I am drinking apple juice and sparkling water.
And you thought I was pounding them, didn't you?
Did I! I'm like, go, Captain.
-And he's driving the boat! -Yeah, yeah.
Can we eat with our hands, or must we use...
I would use the spoon due to the fact that it could be hot.
But if you feel that you've got Kevlar hands, go for it.
I stick mine in the oven... I think you've seen it.
-How is it? -That's awesome.
I need nine ramekins to poach eggs.
How you doing, Rayna?
God is good!
That's good, I'm glad to hear that.
Sadly, Mel was not feeling well.
Oh, my God, my ear.
Every time I would, like, chew, it's just...
it's really painful.
I'm hoping by morning I'll start to feel some relief.
[bleep] yeah.
The two that are here, are they ready to go as well?
Thank you.
You have caviar served on top of a poached egg,
with a Japanese mayo.
That's awesome.
Clean-up on aisle three.
[laughing]
Kind of getting a little bit faster,
because these courses are gonna ----ing kick my ass.
They've gotta go straightaway,
because these start moving.
We've got a Japanese rice cake.
It's, like, moving.
What... what... what does that mean?
It's dead.
-Okay. -Why is it moving?
Because the way that it's dried,
the humidity is causing it to break down in front of you.
It is delicious.
I don't think I've ever had the same meal twice from her.
Wow.
Not even.
I can't do the cold.
If I get north of Boca, I get a nosebleed.
Fifth course is the light at the end of the tunnel.
-Thank you. -Fabulous.
Tasty, tasty dish.
How are you all holding up?
Melissa being in pain is a huge bummer,
because I feel that this is a situation I can't control.
But at the end of the day,
this could be the reason we lose some tip money.
Lovely for you both to join me here.
Oh, yeah, matcha ice cream.
Put the rose on top of this.
That's so pretty.
Let's get it in there, boy.
Look at that bad boy.
Looks like you got a problem there.
You should probably get a doctor to check that out.
Yeah.
-Oh, wow. -Thank you, beautiful.
She made it to the finale.
Yes!
Tonight you have a vanilla panna cotta with
a matcha ice cream and gold-brushed rose petals.
That's a real rose petal, right?
It is edible.
-Fabulous. -Thank you.
Dear God, 30,000 tip, here we come.
-Amazing. -Thank you.
That was...
I mean, I wish I had a better word than "amazing."
Ladies, so, I just have to show you all one thing.
Fellas, I'll be right back.
-Oh, you guys are staying here? -Yes, please.
Let's have a seat, and I'll be right back.
Thank you, baby.
Heather, are you ready?
Copy, yes, Captain Lee, I'm on my way up.
What's going on?
So, you're gonna officiate, sir.
-I love you all. -I love you, too.
Grab my glasses?
Oh, my gosh!
Your husbands are requesting your presence.
I will lead you to your grand surprise.
Oh! Oh!
Oh, we gonna start crying now, ain't we?
Oh, God.
We all know that this past year has been tumultuous,
frightening, and shall we say just a wee bit uncertain.
But the difficult times have reminded us
of the vows that we have made our partners.
Today, we're here in the beautiful Caribbean
to celebrate your bonds with each other
and reaffirm your vows.
I'd like to finish with,
"I take you, once again, to be my partner in life.
"I pledge my love, devotion, faith,
and honor, as I continue my life with you."
That calls for an "I do."
I do.
[applause]
The way these husbands look at their wives,
it's probably the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
I want that.
-Thank you. -Privilege was ours.
I love it.
I love Black love.
I mean, it's honestly something people my age need to see.
You all look like newlyweds.
Thank you, sir.
Enjoy the rest of your evening.
Gentlemen, thank you very much.
Thank you, Heather.
-I appreciate it all. -Nice job tonight.
Good night.
-Love you all. -Good night, thank you.
-Love y'all, love y'all. -Love you guys.
I'm going down.
You're gonna come down too, but just be on the floor at 7:00.
Have a good sleep, guys.
Good night.
Oh, it was so nice, thank you.
Looks like your conversation with Rayna went well.
Yes and no.
I feel super deflated after it.
Deflated?
Yeah, because she said that the main issue
that she was having was with me.
With you?
Accusing me of brushing off that information
when I first found out about it.
I... I... and I think I'm, like, trying...
like, I think I'm already pressured on another level.
I can understand that. I did not hear her say that,
and I would have not been okay with her saying that.
I know you weren't there, but, like, Jake was there...
Well, I was in the... I was in the car.
No, it wasn't in the car.
Oh, it wasn't in the car, okay.
It once in the restaurant, and then I told her, like,
No, you can't say those things.
You need to take care of yourself
and you need to stand up for yourself when need be.
But when it comes down to just getting the job done...
Yeah.
That's what this is about, is getting the job done.
Yeah.
Try to separate what's happening personally
with what's happening on deck.
I definitely don't feel like I just brushed it off and was,
like, everything's fine, don't worry about it.
Like, ignore that. Like, I wouldn't do that.
I can appreciate where she's coming from,
where she might feel uncomfortable.
But if she can work it out and work with it,
if she's doing her job, that's all I care about.
-Okay. -Okay?
Sounds good to me.
If there's any issues, let me know.
-You got it, Cap. -Okay.
-See you in the morning. -All right, pal. Thanks.
Ah!
Oh!
Oh, you mother----er.
[alarm sounds]
Oh, God.
Do you want to do something special
for Mel this morning, something...
Well, I just talked to her,
and she still wants to rest a little bit.
-She's not gonna come out. -Okay.
[bleep] yes, check out corn waffles, mother----.
We have a seafood omelette with smoked salmon,
crème fraiche, and caviar,
as well as chicken and waffles,
and then a banana fosters French toast.
Banana foster French toast.
Beautiful.
I woke up with chicken and waffles on my mind.
Okay.
I don't know if you know this, but you're kind of a boss.
It ain't easy bein' breezy.
Good sir?
Oh, my. Might put us in a coma before we leave.
So good.
Chef Rachel.
Let's get outta here, Jake.
Copy that.
Short stay, 10:00.
Anchor secured.
I have Captain Lee's things drying,
and they're all his, and these are done.
Fab.
This is amazing.
I know it's, like, almost there.
-No, it's really organized. -I can actually breathe.
It's good, it's really nice.
I'm really surprised. So far, so good.
But my first impressions take is not always correct.
In fact, it's mostly incorrect,
so I can only hope for the best on this one.
or are you messing with me?
No.
I did not say underwear ironed...
Right.
No, no, no, I didn't mean that, if that's what I said.
-Okay, yeah, I didn't... -No.
Awesome, thank you.
I'll just be with the guests, my love.
Okay.
Do you need me to sit on it?
Time to go.
I wonder how long my flowers will last?
I think I'm gonna cry.
-No, don't cry. -No crying?
-No, crying. -Okay.
Clearing at 40 feet.
This is impressive in these conditions.
As soon as you can with lines, go for it.
All right, let's tighten 'em up.
-Woo! -[applause]
Yes!
All right, I need to get ready.
There's a wine fridge behind the outside bar.
Can you grab me a bottle of rosé from there?
Mm-hmm.
Attention all crew, attention all crew.
I need everybody on the main deck in whites.
Hi.
Have you lost weight? You're looking fantastic.
-That's not a compliment. -You look amazing.
I'm just fishing for compliments from him, that's all.
Oh, my God.
-Thank you. -Rayna.
-It's my retirement coin... -Yes.
And I wanted to give it to you, so you can have one.
No, no, no...
No, no, no, it's my name, which is everything.
-Oh, my God. -Thank you.
Thank you so much, oh, my goodness.
Claudia presented me with her United States Navy service pin.
It's extremely rare,
and for somebody to present that to you and say "thank you,"
it means a great deal.
Oh, my God.
-My man. -I'll see you brother.
So, I was thinking of some superlatives
to articulate how wonderful you all are.
I couldn't come up with anything,
because you're all that good.
And so, the best way to say thank you
is by saying we love you guys.
Thank you so much.
-Permission to go ashore. -Granted.
Thank you, sir.
Bye!
Woo!
-Best team ever! -Ever!
Let's go to work.
-Ah! -Caw-caw!
All right, let's get into our off-charter uniform.
Don't, if I get in that, I'm not coming out.
Oh, God.
And we'll just do it in sections,
move out to the hot tub.
Me and Rayna are gonna shag on the Internet.
We're not doing that.
You are going to do it.
No, but we're just gonna do pictures,
like my willy on her face...
-My willy on Fraser's face. -It's gonna be great.
You guys go from different during the work day
and then as soon as we get off, you're, like, love triangle.
I know.
That's because I hate him, working with him,
but I think I like him for just friends.
I don't think I'd like you as friends.
Are you serious?
I like you, shut the [bleep] up!
Shut the [bleep] up, you stupid kid!
I told you...
Coming up...
-What the [bleep]? -It's a thong.
I'll do squats.
Yeah, look at Jake's ass, again.
Oh, yeah, matcha ice cream.
All right, let's rinse and dry and pack up,
and get ----ed up.
-The other day... -Mm-hmm.
I went into that cabina and I tried the bidet.
It was...
there was something trickling, so I turned it,
and it shot right in my face and all of my...
-Shut the [bleep]... -And all over the ceiling.
And it was so bad, and I was there on my own.
And then how anyone can put their foof on top of that...
How anyone can put their what?
You could lose your virginity on that thing.
What is your... your what?
-Foof, darling. -Foof?
Yes.
What's a "foof?"
It's a nice way of calling...
it's a pudenda.
-"Pudenda." -What's your pudenda?
-Your... -Your no no square.
Yeah, your...
Okay, you guys need to use a word...
-Your hoo-hah. -Your fish purse.
What?
Can I show you?
The bidet is for cleansing of the lower carriage.
Let's be honest... like, no one uses them, ever.
Ah!
Oh, my God!
In my ----ing face!
As much as I could do with a facial,
I just really hope I don't get pink eye.
That's aggressive.
It is, take your hymen right off.
Attention all crew, I need everybody in the crew mess ASAP.
Just throw the money on me, Captain.
Remember when we had leg room that one time?
Guys, I feel this, 30k.
We're gonna get the 30k.
I'm going 25.
Everybody got a good dose of military personnel, didn't they?
I think for the most part, we rose to the occasion.
These guys, from being in the Navy,
take a lot of pride in what they do,
which is what I expect from each of you.
The tip... 25,000.
On the dot.
That's $2,270 each.
Kaylee, I do appreciate you coming in on short notice.
Thank you for having me.
And I'm just gonna peel that off and slide that your way for one.
Well, thank you.
Anybody else that would like to...
No, guys... can feel free.
-Welcome aboard. -Awesome.
Thank you guys so much.
Of course.
For the rest of the day I want you working hard until 5:00.
We're going to have guests on tomorrow morning.
We'll be leaving the dock at 11:00.
So, I guess that's about it.
-Awesome. -Thank you.
Thank you.
Another one bites the dust.
Power on.
Oh.
-One more. -One more.
Take us out at the knees.
Hoorah.
We just need to do the hot tub and aft section.
Man, this thing did get grungy.
Wes, I have a lot of questions.
Yeah, go for it.
Have you ever had a threesome before?
I have gotten close.
I don't have to ask you, Jake.
Yeah.
-Heather? -Yeah?
Can you assist me?
Hi.
It's still going.
-No, it's not. -Yeah, it is.
We need to go start the slide.
I'll still be done before you guys.
Yeah, never...
-Yes, I would. -Ever happen, ever.
Yes, I would.
Are we all done?
That's the moral of the story. I'm gonna go grab...
Just grab beers for us all?
Beers?
Oh! [bleep] Jesus Christ!
Oh, my God.
I've been gone for five seconds.
Oh!
I'll iron this shirt if you wanna wear it.
Ooh, that would be nice.
Brr-brr-brr-brr!
I'm the best roommate ever.
Do you mind if I roll your sleeves?
No, do whatever you want.
Transforming the world into a better world
one threaded linen at a time.
♪ Tail party, uh, uh, uh
♪ It's a tail party, nah, nah, nah ♪
♪ It's tail, tail party
♪ Tail, tail party
I'm gonna be that bitch this evening.
Can I wear one of your thongs?
I thought if I get the ass out when I freshen it up a bit.
When was the last time you wet-wiped or used a bidet?
I just got out of the shower.
♪ I'm drinking rum and Red Bull ♪
I love it.
Usually most men take them off me,
but if you wanna take 'em from me, that's a different story.
First night, Kaylee.
My ass is out.
♪ At least for a little while
♪ So many beauties, y'all
♪ Time to make a booty call
Guys, what do you think of Kaylee?
Moral of the story is that we've got someone
who's here to genuinely help.
She's great.
God, you guys already take enough time
on the frigging toilet.
Oh, half-hour, minimum.
No wonder why, because they all have bidets.
♪ It's taken time to accept that ♪
♪ I didn't mean much to you
♪ So many beauties, y'all, mm
♪ Time to make a booty call
Yeah, awesome.
This is lovely!
Thank you.
Very warm welcome to Kaylee, and a very successful trip.
-Well done to everyone. -Thank you!
Okay, this is grilled mahi-mahi.
Family-style, thank you very much.
Oh, it's like we're a family.
It's like we like each other.
We do still like you. You just got here.
Oh, here we go. Here's my pick-me-up.
-Yeah. -Cheers, everybody.
Thank you, Rayna, for your help in the galley,
and everyone else too as well.
Cheers, babe.
Thank you for allowing me to be there.
Rachel has made me realize that cooking is something
that I would like to take serious in the future.
It genuinely just makes me happy.
Don't you know that book,
"Chicken Noodle Soup for the Soul?"
Like, that's what it feels like.
And honestly, I need to be my own boss.
A boss-ass bitch.
Rayna, you're an amazing deckhand.
Yeah.
But your fire turns on in the kitchen.
In the kitchen. That's what my mom always says.
-Laser focus. -Laser focus.
Yeah.
That's your passion... it's your passion.
I'm so tired, I wanna be outside.
-I know, we gotta wake you up. -It'll wake me up.
Do 10 jumping jacks right now.
Dance. Dance, monkey.
Get up!
-What the [bleep]? -He has a thong on.
[laughing]
I'll do squats.
Yeah, look at Jake's ass, again.
You know, at this point he should just put a shirt on.
You know his ass is gonna come out
and dick's gonna come out at some point.
Just put a ----ing shirt on, that's all you need, man.
Coming up...
Careful, Jake, careful, Jake!
Jake, you asshole!
[laughing]
I'm not ----ing sharing the back seat with him.
All right, let's rinse and dry and pack up,
Hey, who wants to go to the mother----ing bar?
-Good evening! -Hey!
Hey!
-Oh, he's naked again. -Ah!
Of course he is.
You're gorgeous.
Yeah?
Oh!
I want to apologize for something
that you weren't around for, and that was my apprehension.
The minute that I heard my chief had brought her second over,
my insecurities went through the roof.
And I just thought all of my hard work and my efforts are...
null and void anymore.
But you've taken initiative and you've respected me,
and I really appreciate that.
Thank you.
I have really got a different perspective on things now.
I was being immature.
This stemmed from my insecurity,
and I was just being a little brat.
So, we all need to come together and do the job.
That's genuinely all I'm concerned about.
Thank you so much.
Guys, I'm so thrilled, and that means the world to me.
You both mean the world to me, honestly.
Do you wanna even up,
because I've just got double slapped on one cheek.
Do you wanna even it up?
Oh!
Why is your ass so hairless? It bothers me.
-All right, you guys ready? -Let's go, come on.
Why is everything in the water?
Not in my T-shirt, not in my T-shirt,
I swear to God.
It costs more money than you do.
Careful, Jake, careful, Jake!
-Jake, you asshole! -[laughing]
Something wrong with him, honest... I swear!
Jake, put your willy away. Jake, put your willy away.
Look at those bangers and mash.
I was blinded by sex appeal, 100 percent.
I'm not ----ing sharing a back seat with him,
that's for sure.
You're getting in the back.
Stop ----ing rubbing your Goddamn nipples!
That was epic.
----ing animal.
Baby boy.
Ass is out, everything's out.
[belches]
Oh, do you wanna see our bidet? I was telling you about this.
Follow me!
You set my soul on fire.
I've never seen so many ----ing tubes
in the back of a ----ing bidet.
I'm gonna be so drunk when we get into bed.
-You're wasted already. -Yeah.
-Hot water, cold water. -Just turn it, just turn it.
Why is it hot?
I'm ----ing soaked.
I feel like the one person I'm gonna stay friends with
out of here on this boat is you.
I do, too.
The fact that we have such a good, like,
relationship as a mate is so good.
-Yeah. -So good.
Most of these guys in yachting,
they've all been at boarding school and very privileged.
and I don't consider myself a yachty twat either.
So, as different as we are, friends for ----ing life.
Should we go to bed?
Is this all booty juice all over you, from the bidet?
Yeah, it's covering me.
No, no, no, no, no, no! No!
-Love you. -Love you so much.
-I'll see you in the morning. -See you in the morning.
-Mwah. -My own.
-Good night. -Sweet dreams, darlin'.
-Good night. -Good night.
Next, on "Below Deck"...
The last one of the season, kids.
Jennifer is a real estate entrepreneur.
She's ready to celebrate her booming business
by enjoying the charter of a lifetime.
-Hello. -Hello.
Welcome aboard.
So, they love the musical "Hamilton."
What's on your ----ing mind?
It's Alexander Hamilton!
[screaming]
I brought you ice cream!
Lin Manuel... what's up, I'm available.
You look like you're gonna cry or kill someone.
I'm, like, so grumpy and over people being grumpy and over.
Oh.
I put on my preference sheet a million times,
no cooked fish for me.
No cooked fish of any sort,
and she was like, "Yeah, shellfish."
Bloody ----ing sh--.
I'm lost.
Go down a deck and just start going, caw caw, champagne.
-Go down one? -Go down one?
Jesus Christ, we are not even close
to the Goddamn finish line.
Either get your heads out of your ass or I will eat your ass.
Hey, Cap.
No, no, no...
Oh, something just went off.
Oh, no. Something happened.
Yeah, it's something important.
[bleep]