Previously, on "Below Deck"...
I'm engaged.
You're engaged?
You stuck your tongue down my throat,
and you don't wanna say nothing?
How did this happen, please tell us.
Ah!
Jake is very attractive.
I might have a little crush.
Kiss, because I wanna see it.
Ah!
-I'm so free, sexually. -You should be.
Due to a recent bicycle accident,
co-primary Chelsea will be coming aboard
with her jaw wired shut.
Like, what the [bleep]?
They wanna do a silent disco beach party.
I love silent disco.
I'm really sorry, I need to leave.
At the end of the day, I come first.
Jess just said, "I'm gonna leave."
Oh, my God.
Crew search, interior, third stew.
Heather, can we get some liquid food for Chelsea, ASAP?
Of course.
She's got a chicken breast coming right up
right now, liquid. Yeah, of course.
Heather, Heather, Chelsea's curry is ready.
Copy that.
We had one job... to serve the primary first.
We're a man down, and it's showing.
Things are feeling stressful.
Chelsea is weeping in her cabin between courses.
[sobbing]
Crazy.
But listen, we're doing the best we ca...
Well, I don't know if we are. I'm doing the best I can.
Disaster.
Chicken and breadfruit curry with spinach.
Okay.
She's having a meltdown.
Can I take it to her room? Did she go down?
-She went to the restroom. -Oh, okay.
Hopefully, she'll be right back.
Beautiful.
I do believe there's a chicken breast in there,
as well as some other ingredients.
So, give it a try.
It's just not...
not appropriate to bring us all food without food for you.
Yeah.
Can I please clear this for you?
We really wanna emphasize
we don't wanna eat until she gets food.
Of course, I'll be sure of it. You have my word.
-Thank you very much. -Of course.
Are we gonna test them out?
Oh, it's working.
Oh, hell, yeah.
Wait... hm, hm.
-Oh, yeah. -Yeah!
Dude, let's go wash the boat down!
Yeah, all right, cool.
Okay, things that make ya go "hmm."
So, his issue is that, like, he didn't want them
being served shellfish and not her having something.
Like, if we're gonna bring this up,
we need to bring her another cup...
-Yeah, we will. -That is blended.
Yeah, I'll just do it... blend it.
Blending raw shellfish...
have you ever vomited in your mouth?
I think that we now found something
that Rachel won't do...
that ----ing dish.
Hold the oyster snot, thanks.
-Oh. -I'll follow.
Let me set hers down first.
You have a coconut curry done with a locally grown breadfruit,
along with plantain and cassava.
-Perfect. -Beautiful.
Really tasty.
-So good. -It's delicious.
How's your beverage?
Chelsea, I'm sorry.
Yeah, we'll completely respect how you wanna handle it..
Yeah.
So, this is all ----ing snacks
and a helium tank and some string.
-Maybe we'll go in five. -In five?
I'd rather scrub a bidet with my tongue
than be here leading this dinner service.
[exhales]
The energy is so dead at the table.
[slurping]
[singing bell rings]
I'm really hoping that the silent disco party
turns the night around.
I feel that our tip depends on it.
Would you still like to enjoy the beach silent disco?
Yeah, it did.
If you're good to go, we'll do a quick change.
-Well, we'll all rally. -We'll head over there.
I'm gonna go over and set up the side bar.
I'm just gonna run these down and bring Sally down.
I could bring all my magic to the beach.
Mm-hmm.
I'm so full.
First time I've seen it.
You wanna grab some candles, too?
Yeah.
This is a full moon party setup, right here.
There it goes.
Yeah, yeah, it's my kindling action.
Let me get the guests.
Yeah, baby.
[muttering]
Absolutely beautiful, love it.
You guys ready to go to the beach?
-Yeah. -Yeah?
-Silent disco. -Oh, yeah, there's my girl.
-Watch your head. -There you go.
-Are you excited? -Yeah, I am.
Well, hey.
See you guys! Enjoy!
-Welcome, welcome. -Woo!
Thank you so much, this is awesome.
Of course!
Let's start with some cocktails.
[electronic music plays]
[silence]
Yeah!
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh
You're such a good sport.
I love this song.
Yes!
We are rebounding hard.
They are loving this, they're happy.
Go, girls!
Thank you!
That makes it all worth it.
Of course!
Now, watch your head as you get on, okay?
-Bye, little beach party! -Bye, beach party.
The guests have left the beach, tender inbound, two minutes.
Copy.
Party's over, bitches.
Honestly, I think that picnic just saved our charter tip.
It definitely... they saw how much hard work went in.
-Hi! -I have a towel for you.
-Thank you. -Welcome back.
All right, I'm going back to the beach.
That was fun, over there.
-Was it? -Yeah, it was tons of fun.
I didn't see, I hope there were some pictures.
Take me home, mama.
High-five, good job.
-Well done. -Thank you.
-Night, you guys. -Thank you.
That was the best night.
Tonight was the best, that was so much fun.
-You gotta go down. -Yeah.
-How's it going? -Everything's great.
Rayna, how are you doing?
Rayna, you alive?
-Barely. -Oh, I just get the thumb?
She's barely alive.
I don't like that.
Thank you, Rayna. Have a good night, sweetheart.
-Good night. -Good night.
-[alarm sounds] -[bleep] off.
[sighs]
Hey...
You sick?
-While we were eating? -At dinner, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She put her fingers in the spaghetti.
Oh, I thought it was just a slight, like...
No, I was, like,
can you please not put your fingers in the food?
You know, it's like she had a piece of bread,
she, like, scooped up the spaghe...
like, that's disgusting.
All I asked her was, like, please not...
like, to not use your fingers,
and Eddie was, like, that's very low of you.
I was like... because I told her to not use her fingers?
She's grown as [bleep], like, have some manners.
Yeah.
I was like, it's not low as [bleep]
that I told you she was saying [bleep]
and you said it didn't matter. That wasn't low.
She said it at the restaurant,
when we were leaving the bathroom.
I should have had said something when I first heard it.
I know.
But I didn't say nothing, because then gain,
I was sparing people's feelings.
-Would you... -Because I don't wanna be the...
-aggressive Black woman... -But you wait to do this?
I'm always the aggressive "Black person."
-I... but you... You don't have to be.
Again, yin and yang.
Yeah, but that's how they al...
but that's how they always make it out to be.
Black person freak out one time,
"Oh, look at the aggressive Black woman."
I'm not dealing with that sh--.
I don't know.
I... like, you should just never be that comfortable,
you know what I mean?
It doesn't really matter the context.
And then I told Eddie.
He's like, "Oh, it doesn't matter."
"You need to focus on work,
that shouldn't affect you or your job."
-What Eddie did is... -Eddie said that?
----ing pissing me off a little bit more.
Because I go to you, my boss...
That's literally what he said.
Okay.
He, like, shrugged it off like it was nothing.
I'm not about to let these people bully me outta here,
though, I promise you that.
It's not fair.
I deserve to be here like everyone else.
Good morning.
Those are some oatmeal-raisin paleo vegan muffins.
I'll have some of the cannabis...
what are they, hemp seeds?
Cannabis, coming up.
We have the eggs Benedict today,
so you can do that with smoked salmon or bacon or ham.
-With salmon. -Okay.
Just a little bit.
Okay, perfect, sounds great.
-How you doing? -I'm good, yeah, you?
Yeah.
Would you mind pouring that for me while I...
-Sure. -Thank you.
Maybe a minute.
Perfect, I'll be right back, as soon as I drop this.
Are we taking the trampoline out too, yeah?
Oh, trampoline.
So, this is your breakfast order.
Ah.
Your eggs, sir.
-How y'all doing? -Oh, we're... we're good.
-Yeah? -Is it thick, or...
No, it's nice.
You good with that?
All right.
Morning, everyone.
-Good morning. -How y'all doing?
I think we're gonna start doing water sports.
Great, great, fantastic.
[belches]
Do you guys wanna go and, like, chill out for a minute?
You guys good? -Yeah, yeah.
-Sure? -Absolutely.
I got this, I got this. Go chill out for a minute, you guys.
One, two, three.
Where's Jess' radio?
Hang on...
Woo!
Here you go.
That was fantastic.
Thank you, Rayna.
I don't know why you never respond to me.
I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make money.
But I'm also here to work and have respect.
Yeah.
Like, I never did anything to you,
I've never said anything to you.
I've only been kind.
I don't know what I deserved for that.
Ah.
I gotta pick my battles wisely.
We're close to the end of the season,
but I just had to tell someone that that sh--
is so irritating to me.
Bet you it's because of Jess.
Good, be mad over nothing.
No, I don't think it has anything to do with that.
Well, clearly you know something that you're not telling me.
She just, when we were in the galley yesterday...
That's what I gather it might have something to do with.
Interior, interior, galley.
Go ahead.
-Perfect, of course. -Woo!
Rachel, I need to take 10 minutes.
I'll be back on the floor in just a few.
It's so fun.
Woo!
[crying]
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[shouting]
Ooh, nice air on that one.
Wow, thank you.
Pleasure.
Ooh set.
Oh, come on.
[crying]
Thank you, guys.
-Pleasure. -Of course!
Pull everything in and get the slide in.
Let's frigging rock and roll.
Yeah.
Did you have fun?
-Yeah, I did. -Good.
I foolishly assumed that when we had the conversation
the other night it was an apology
and a promise to do better.
Careful when you say the N-word.
What do you mean?
I like you... it's okay, I still love you.
I can respect that, thank you.
I got you.
I don't know the right way to handle this.
I have never in my life
wished for a time machine more than I have now.
[sobbing]
What?
Well, Heather's been off the floor...
There's too much going on.
You don't have to roll it so tight.
Like a sausage!
-Here you are, sir. -That's perfect.
And can I take your pressing from you?
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, that's priceless.
-Sick. -Sick!
So, I just wanna be sure
if we're shooting for a 6:30 dinner.
Yeah, of course.
And would you like to dine on the inside dining room
or the outside dining room?
I don't care.
Okay, beautiful.
How we doing on that interior search?
Talk about a sh-- sandwich, this is it.
I have to get a new stew who's willing to come on board
this vessel and only for a couple of charters.
I don't think there's enough lipstick
you could put on that pig to make it appetizing.
All righty, thanks a lot. Bye.
[sighs]
Yeah, I think I need to get out of the sun
and lay down for a minute.
I took a lot in today.
One, two, three... ugh!
No, no.
Hi, where are you?
-What's going on? -They're all good.
-Primaries are down. -I'll chat with you later.
Okay.
Can I give you a quick little hug, though, madam?
Aw!
Yeah.
Smells good.
Okay.
Eddie, Eddie, do you guys need help up there?
Negative. Change into your blacks.
Copy that.
Oh, what the [bleep].
-Can I borrow that? -Yes, you can borrow that.
-Thank you, baby. -Mwah.
Goddamn it.
I love it!
and I'm gonna need somebody constantly on standby...
Blending.
...washing it and blending with me, unfortunately.
Okay, yeah, I got you.
Deck team, Heather.
Is anyone available to help us
take out the trash in the stew pantry?
Why can't she take the trash out?
Yeah, copy that, I'm on my way.
-Thank you. -Apple juice for you.
Thank you.
♪ Rachel, I'm here for you
Woo!
Let's put the captain at the head.
It's a free-for-all after that.
I'm gonna go slip on my black coat real quick.
Okie-dokie.
You look great.
How are you feeling?
I think sleep will feel good.
Yeah.
How do you feel?
Just sore, like, physically. Housekeeping on my mind.
Oh sh--.
-Good evening. -There he is.
-Captain. -How are you, sir?
I'm gonna actually start going now.
♪ Wanna get this done
All right, she's ready.
With the sensitive situation we've got going on
with the primary because of her wired jaw,
and the fact that I ----ed up.
----ing nightmare.
Ugh... why tonight? Why?
Tonight for our tantalizing multicourse tasting menu,
she wants every single course in liquid form,
so she can slurp it down, too.
Whew.
This is the most absurd request
besides prostitutes and coconut oil, like,
that I have received in my whole career.
As soon as I finish this,
I've gotta go straight into the polenta,
and then from the polenta I can start plating the main.
That's when you had the kiddie pool.
Yeah, we had a kiddie...
[glass shatters]
[bleep] me, [bleep].
Hey, Eddie, can you meet me at the crew corridor
-between the galley. -O n my way.
What have you done, cut yourself?
No, I just shattered the pitcher, putting ice in it.
-Is there glass in your foot? -No.
Will you help me just vacuum this up?
Oh, yeah.
Okay, these are ready to start rolling.
All right, stand by.
-If you want, we can serve. -Watch out.
-I'm fine. -Okay.
The crew has been working so hard for us.
We definitely see the teamwork and all of that.
Rachel, just give us...
We got a ----ing problem, not gonna lie.
I've had a lot of crew members,
and it's really unique to find a group
that really gets along well.
I rip bitches' faces off,
but I eat ----ing crew for a ----ing snack
if you're a bunch of douchebags.
Okie-dokie.
All right, we gotta go.
I...
I'll be right there.
We've gotta go, it's... the salads are about the be ----ed
and they're gonna sit there.
It seems to me that nobody's head's in the game,
and I don't know what's happening with service
because my interior's missing.
AKA, it's ----ed.
I'll be right there.
Coming up...
-Morning, Wes. -Good morning, guys.
Yeah, sure. Interior, interior.
[snoring]
We've gotta go.
I'll be right there. I'll be right there!
I could help you serve.
I'll be right there.
[bleep]'s sake.
No blue tape or anything down here?
-Thank you. -Thank you.
For your first course, you have blueberries,
Mandarin orange, a poached seckel pear in Grand Marnier.
Yeah.
-Well, that was fun. -Enjoy.
I kinda like the way you're getting yours.
I know!
I know, it's easy.
It's like salad, yet dessert.
It's just been phenomenal.
Am I waking you?
Did you see my text about getting a job offer in Miami?
They make about 50 grand in tips a year,
Yeah, that'd be actually nice.
Me and Paris, we're still kind of working sh-- out.
Obviously, I really like her, and so I'm just taking my time.
Being fun, being stupid, that's easy.
But showing people your feelings is a little bit harder.
I know she's my fiancé,
but I'd like to make her my girlfriend at some point.
All right, good night.
-Bye. -Bye.
How any hands do you need for this?
All of them.
I'll call Eddie real quick.
Is that bloody? Like, is it deep?
-I don't really know. -Okay.
I'll be the first to admit I may have
too much of an ego to ask for help.
Can we get you, Wes, and Rayna
to help with the cloches this next course?
Yeah.
But I'm already 10 steps behind
because Jess is no longer with us,
and my foot is just bleeding everywhere.
I just wanna keep another volcano dormant.
Wes and Jake, you're gonna be
helping with service, so stay close.
Yeah, copy that.
This is steak, polenta, mushroom.
We're, like, literally, like, one minute out.
Okay, we're ready to go.
Okay, I can start smoking now.
We'll all lift up the cloche at the exact same time,
and then you're gonna turn the cloche like this.
These cloches are very cloche to my heart.
Let me tell you what...
it was a cloche call getting them here,
because I ordered 12, and 11 only showed up.
I'm gonna go set primary.
Okay, you can take that.
Oh, wow.
Yes.
Wow.
That looks amazing.
Thank you, Rayna.
On the count of three... one, two, three.
Wow.
For your main course, you have an Australian Wagyu strip loin.
-Bon appétit. -Thank you.
Whoa, it's so pretty.
-Very good. -This is delicious.
I like my steak medium-rare;
maybe a little crispy on the outside,
on a plate, knife and fork.
Preferably not blended to a pulp...
that's definitely a waste of Wagyu.
So, Chelsea, how long do you need to keep...
-Wear this for? -Yeah.
I have another four weeks.
So, what type of an emergency
would warrant getting out the wire cutters?
-Yeah. -Okay.
High-five, thank you. Love you guys.
You're killing it.
May I clear this for you?
Amazing.
-Down at 12:00. -Good night. Bye.
-Good night! -Good night.
-See you tomorrow. -Good night.
Yeah, oh, I would love that.
I'm so excited! I get to sleep.
Lord, help me.
Oh, God.
-Hello. -Hi.
Great dinner, they thoroughly enjoyed it.
Thank you.
I know, I'm falling apart right now.
You can go down and be up at 6:00.
All right, mate.
I love you so much.
Mwah.
I'm so tired.
Sally's standing for you, Heather.
-I love that! -She's so proud of you.
Good night, Larue.
Get some ----ing rest, because you need it.
-Jake? -Yeah?
Oh, thanks, mate. You're legend.
It's just been one, long ----ing one-day sh-- show.
The fact that she reiterated it to him...
----ing hell.
Look, I have nothing but, like, apologies and, like, hurt.
Well, have you talked to her yet about it?
I will tomorrow. This is not the time, you know?
I just, like, really upset myself.
-That's understandable. -Like, so embarrassed.
It's extremely important to me to clear the air with Rayna.
I realize that I care a lot about what people think of me,
and I just couldn't put the notion aside
that she didn't like me.
So, I wanted to relate to her and have a moment,
but the lesson here is yeah,
it should never ----ing be said,
regardless of my way to create friendship.
It was so wrongly done.
Yeah.
I'm so tired.
[alarm sounds]
-Morning, Wes. -How you doing?
Yep?
Yes.
Hey.
No.
Okay.
He did?
♪ I'll be
I'm Wes, I'll be your interior stew today.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
French press coffee pot, milk and sugar.
I didn't know anything else existed.
Good morning.
-Here you go. -Thank you, Wes.
Oat... got it, coming right up.
-Heather. -Yeah?
Everyone's up!
Holy sh--.
Coming up...
Listen, I might have a little crush.
Who wouldn't want to date their best buddy?
It's adorable and sexy.
We've gotta go.
Yeah?
Holy sh--.
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Did you wake them both up?
I did!
-Hey, bud. -Hey.
Good morning.
Oh, wow, yeah, I just woke everyone back up.
Oh, God, I never thought I'd be someone
who would sleep in, ever in my yachting career.
Like, I'm starting to question, like, am I good enough for this?
Like, I shouldn't be making these rookie mistakes.
Ugh.
No problem.
We're gonna get out of you guys' way.
You guys are amazing.
I don't know what happened to my other pants.
Oh, wait, there they are. Hey, what's up, girls?
A moment on your lips, forever on your hips.
This whole experience, right, of this charter...
Mm-hmm.
...Is like doing anal for the first time.
Oh! Ow!
You're trying to smile, but all you feel is pain.
And you're with someone you don't wanna be with.
Not you, the guests.
I can give it, but I can't receive it.
I always stand with my feet
and then go like this to crack my back,
and the whole thing just went [trills tongue].
-Ooh-la-la. -Yeah.
Just tuck those in a little more over here.
Maybe we're the other way round.
-Let's see how tall you are. -Is that right?
It's...
Welcome to the dark side.
Guys, it's 9:00 a.m.
Should we get to the table so we can get our French toast?
-It's French toast time. -French toast.
Oh, yeah, son of a bitch.
French toast for you.
Oh, wow.
And some French toast for Chelsea's angels.
You are speaking my love language now, Heather.
Are you guys gonna be joining Captain Lee
on the bridge when we go underway?
Yes, yeah, thank you so much.
Of course.
Knock-knock.
Come on in.
Have you had any luck with getting some stew résumés in?
I'm working on it.
Someone kinda comes to mind.
My second stew I work with in Florida.
She knows the ethic that I expect,
so I feel like she'd be the perfect person
to just jump right in the mix
and help us finish out the season.
Do you have a resume?
I would love to print that up for you.
I'm open to anything that helps.
A warm body that can just flip the laundry
and do the dishes.
I trust Lee to find me a replacement,
but I'm the one in the lion's den here.
Kaylee's a very go-with-the-flow, kick-ass
second stew for me from a previous vessel,
and the devil you know is better than the devil you don't.
Look, I've got my department,
you just handle driving the boat.
Yeah, get me her resume.
-Okay. -I'll take a look at it.
I'm gonna be in the wheelhouse during docking today.
You're gonna be calling in the distances
from the two day markers.
Yeah.
And also the distances coming in.
We're pulling the anchor in 10 minutes.
-Go up there... -Yeah.
and prepare for hoisting, okay?
-Yeah. -Hey-oh.
-Morning! -Come on in.
Morning, Captain.
There's always pressure with clients
being right there in the wheelhouse.
Can't go, "He did it."
Let's get ready to depart.
Copy.
Short stay, 9:00.
He's giving me the direction that the chain
is leading, and a "short stay"
means it's directly alongside the boat.
Short stay, 10:00.
Anchor at the waterline, you are good to maneuver.
Roger that.
Yay!
We're underway.
Nice job, Jake.
Attention all crew, attention all crew,
I need everybody in their whites.
Let's go and get into our whites.
Okay, I'm just gonna put some product in my hair
so it doesn't look like a four-year-old girl.
All right, guys, heads up.
We're on our final approach,
so let's get ready to pull it in.
-Captain Lee? -Yes?
Have you ever had any whales breaching near you...
-Mm-hmm. -while you were sail...
You were out? Ah.
Will you be able to do these ones as well?
Because I've gotta call the distances,
and I don't wanna [bleep] that up.
I got you.
Every time...
It was blowing 10, 11 knots.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Twenty-nine, 30.
You know, you just don't have a lot of room
to work with when you come in.
If you get off-kilter, it gets expensive.
All right, guys, we can chuck the fenders over.
Jeez-Louise, you feel that?
Feel the wind starting to blow the bow around?
We are rolling.
It's trying to tell me it's got a mind of its own.
The ----ing wind is about 30 knots right now.
I'm so ----ing terrified of ----ing up docking this boat.
Forty feet, port side.
There's a lot of pressure on me, yeah.
It's a bit ----ed really.
About to hit the channel marker.
Wow, that's tight.
Thirty-five feet, stern 50 feet from the dock.
Oh, sh--.
I have to rotate the boat 180 degrees.
Thirty feet, 25 feet from the dock.
Wind's coming on our stern,
which is pushing us into the dock and forward.
Fifteen feet.
You really have to stay focused.
Have you ever had, like,
when the mass of dolphins are swimming with you?
Never let 'em see you sweat.
Ten feet.
Come on, man, please don't [bleep] up.
Come on, come on, come on.
Goddamn it.
Midship, 70 feet from the dock.
Come on, man, please don't [bleep] up.
Eddie, we're clocking 30 right now.
-We're 50 feet from the dock. -I need a better look.
Forty feet from the dock.
Fifteen feet from the dock.
This line across?
That's good.
Thank you, gentlemen.
And that's it.
-That was impressive. -Amazing, yes.
Yes!
That was pretty incredible.
----ing hallelujah. I'm a ----ing top geezer.
Top geezer, fridge freezer, lemon squeezer, Julius Caesar.
[chuckles]
That was so cool.
Smooth, wasn't it?
Oh, that was amazing to share that.
Yeah.
Fabulous.
I'm a little sad to be packing up.
You good?
It's at a weird muscle placement
where I'm actually super strong right here.
Don't let me forget...
her smoothie with alkalized chocolate, coconut milk,
berries, hemp seed, all of that for protein.
Oh, an easy one.
You sure you're not leaving anything behind?
I know.
All crew, get your hot asses
to the main deck aft in five minutes.
It's already down here, hot stuff.
Come and get it.
Got it?
As soon as I get my hands there.
I had an awful time.
-Oh! -Sh--ty.
Oh, come on, I'm a hugger.
Bye, Sally. I'm gonna miss Sally.
Thank you.
Thank you for everything, it was so wonderful.
You're welcome.
We have two for you to take to the hotel.
Take your smoothies. Then get the [bleep] out.
I wanna thank you all personally
for your patience and understanding.
That was really heartfelt.
And Rachel, thank you for allowing me
to participate in the meals.
We only have gratitude.
Thank you so much.
-Lots of love. -Thank you.
-Take care. -Be well.
Let's go to work.
Okay.
Bitch is lookin' Thicciana.
I've got no clean uniforms, that's good.
No, me neither.
I smell like sweat and desperation.
This smells like old ass.
Do you need a hand?
♪ I deserve a beer
Son of a bitch!
Attention all crew, attention all crew.
I need everybody in the crew mess ASAP.
Copy for galley.
I thought that charter went extremely well.
Jake, you stepped up.
Your docking procedure improved vastly.
Thank you.
I have to say thank you for all stepping in
when we were down a person.
It's unbelievably appreciated.
So, our tip was 22,000 total...
$2,000 apiece.
A little more, now that we're short-handed.
-Thank you, Captain. -Thank you, Cap.
I think you guys deserve a day off.
Sweet.
So, you guys are gonna go to a beach by boat,
eat, drink, be merry,
have a good time, and enjoy your day off.
Come back well-rested,
because I plan on working your little asses off.
-Thank you. -Thank you very much.
I'm so excited to finally spend some time with Jake
outside of work and just chill,
and joke around and drink champagne,
and hopefully have a kiss or two.
Okay.
Yeah!
Idiots.
Wes, don't put any of this in your pocket.
Oh, no, no.
I'm missing two more.
All right, let's start the wash-down.
Taking all this beach stuff apart from the party.
Knock this out, and we'll be done.
Where are we at?
Just start rinsing all this off.
Got it. Copy.
Sick!
So, do you think we'll be lucky enough
to get a stew before the next charter?
Hopefully.
I just think it'd be nice to have an extra person.
I don't want an extra person.
Bachelor's degree. That's a little different.
I just really hope we've got someone
who wants to be here and wants to work hard.
The only problem with getting a new stew is you gotta train her,
you gotta get her familiar with the boat,
all while we're in the middle of service.
Yeah, good point.
We just need a minion who knows how to follow orders
and knows how to follow through... that's it.
I wish I had deckhands like that.
Shut up!
All in all, pretty good.
-Thank you, Chef. -You're welcome.
Here's some extra stuff with, like, some sauce and,
like, extra bacon for your sandwiches and scheisse.
Ooh!
What are you looking for?
Why... what's happening with your face?
I don't know.
Well, that was a little...
that was a little difficult to eat.
I'm trying to think should I start
on the other end at that point.
Should I eat it like a hamburger or like a hot dog?
-And it's, you know... -Really?
Smash it, then it will kinda moisten the palate
and then work your way down.
-Oh, I like it, all right. -There ya go.
Go for the saucy bit to moisten the palate.
And then work your way down.
-Yeah, yeah. -Work it down.
I've got something repressed, don't I?
Yes.
Sick!
-I'm comin' in hot! -You're comin' in hot!
Ugh.
Sit down.
One step closer to my sack of salty nuts.
Open your mouth, see if you can get it in.
Here's a test.
-Go, let's go. -Okay.
Go higher, go higher.
-You ready? -Yeah.
Gimme some loft.
That's not loft.
That's a Goddamn fastball.
-What is "loft?" -Loft means like this.
Ready?
Oh! Woohoo! Ow!
Wes did it again!
Ready!
Oh!
Nom, nom, nom!
Yes!
Nom, nom, nom!
Yay!
I am so tired.
Ready to go to bed now.
[snoring]
Oh, my God, it's such a nice day.
Oh, my God.
-Yeah, baby! -Yeah!
Yeah, baby!
All of it?
All of it.
I don't know why they clean my room
and always forget the wastebaskets.
Is that what you're deciding on?
God, what...
Oh, yes.
All right, go, young man.
-Thank you. -Pleasure.
Attention all crew, your catamaran
will be leaving from the dinghy dock in 30 minutes.
Right now? No. But we can do it later.
I kinda wanna chat before any drinks get poured, you feel me?
Okay. Yeah.
What's up?
Um...
Goddamn it.
What's up?
I just wanted to have a quick chat with you
before we have an awesome day off.
Most definitely.
I can definitely feel and sense
that there's been some tension between us.
Okay.
And I know that the other night, when we were all hanging out,
I said something I really shouldn't have,
and it wasn't right.
And from the bottom of my heart, I'm so sorry.
I should have never said it.
I just wanted you to know that I'm not that person at all,
and I really just wanna apologize
for that whole situation.
That's why I've just kinda been, like, distant.
And I just feel like every time I do try to get to know you,
it just doesn't feel like there's,
-like, a genuine connection. -Yeah.
And, like, hopefully, those walls can be broken...
Yeah.
And we can build something that's actually genuine.
-Of course. -I appreciate the apology.
I don't want you to feel upset.
I just want us to, like, move in a positive direction.
-Do you know what I mean? -Amen.
I'm so sorry.
Come here, come here, it's okay.
Because you're beautiful...
And I feel so awful about it all.
It's okay.
Let's get the [bleep] outta here.
-Is it time to go yet? -Yeah.
----ing A.
Let's ----ing kill it. You get what I'm saying?
That's all I care about.
Goodbye, everybody.
Oh, thank God.
Do we have everything, you guys?
Did anyone bring any sun cream?
-Yes. -I have some.
I'm so excited!
Hi, hi.
Welcome aboard Falcon.
You may have to take your shoes off,
or just change to your boat shoes.
Good morning.
All right, who's drinking rosé, my girls and boys?
You wanna take the front one off now?
-Yeah. -Nice.
-Bye! -Bye, Dad!
Bye, Boat Daddy!
Ah, that's much better.
Yeah, sure, hell, yeah.
Boat with sails, oh [bleep] yeah.
All right.
I miss sailing.
It recharges my battery and creates that Zen moment.
Any time we get off the boat is great...
away from Lee and that ----ing slide.
You're in your element right now, aren't you?
I really am. This is all I wanted.
This is all I ever wanna do.
[blows whistle]
-Yeah! -Hey!
Yeah.
I know, it's great.
Yeah.
I definitely want a marriage with a sh--ton of kids,
so I've gotta start sooner rather than later
to form my little army of Jakes.
Can I get you girls a drink?
I'll get you one.
I ----ing really like Paris.
If I was gonna marry anyone, be her.
Literally all this distance from her
is making the heart grow fonder.
[snoring]
Guys, this is unreal.
This is awesome.
Oh, my gosh, how cool.
Stay outta the sun!
That's what my mom told me to do.
All right, guys, we're gonna head ashore now.
And then you guys can make your way down to Reggae Beach.
It's over on that right corner.
-Hope you guys have fun. -Thank you.
I'm gonna do conch fritters for sure.
Okay.
Should we all just share?
I've got coffee coming.
Time off? [bleep] yes.
Let's do this sh--.
Yes, oh, it's, like, crushed, too.
[bleep] yeah, winning.
I'm not drinking today,
so it's gonna be definitely different than last season.
Oh, my God, no, no, no.
Sh--.
I want some ----ing dirty-ass sh--.
Titties.
With this crew being their age, enjoy life, have fun,
but this old lady has gotta take a nap.
I've got coffee, I'm excited.
-Cheers, everybody. -Cheers.
Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi!
Your chicken fingers.
Thank you so much.
Wow.
Have you tried these?
Where'd those assholes go?
Cheers to our amazing relationship
that we have with all three of each other.
I love you guys so much.
I'm so grateful that you guys are in my life.
Come on, answer the phone.
The crew is amazing, but honestly,
sometimes I just feel like I don't fit in.
Dude.
Rayna, don't seem too excited.
Come on, answer.
Goddamn it.
So, I'm trying to still drink and have a good time,
but in a more adult kind of way.
Not the kids' way.
[laughing]
It's just not my element, you know?
Oh, this is so nice.
I'ma watch from a distance.
Ah.
[snoring]
Ah!
[laughs]
Ah!
Yeah.
If she wanted to apologize,
she could have apologized after this sh-- happened.
Ah!
I'm just over it. Like, absolutely over it.
Mmm...
What's up?
[snoring]
Open!
It's so nice to really connect with someone.
As I get to know Jake,
I'm finding out there's flirtatious banter there.
It's not just buddy-buddy.
It's adorable and sexy.
Listen, I might have a little crush.
Who wouldn't want to date their best buddy?
But I understand the facts here, so it's fine.
[sighs]
These ----ing assholes!
That's some bullsh--.
Are you watching this?
What the [bleep] going on now?
Is that Fraser and Jake?
They're so cute.
Oh, Rayna's going on their date with them?
Take your glass.
Oh!
Rayna!
I'm going to get that.
[bleep]
Rayna's being a little bit of a killjoy at this stage.
Love you, mwah.
She needs to back off, get away from my man.
Oh-ho-ho!
Because they're nice.
What the [bleep] is that mother----ing thing?
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
Ooh! Ooh!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, oohhhh!
Oh my days.
Guys, do you wanna go back to the boat?
I'm ----ing tired.
I'm ready to go to sleep.
Why do you always pull your dick out?
It's Jake's dick o'clock.
You have so much sand in your bumhole.
My head is about to explode.
-Fraser. -Fraser, be my daddy.
Put it in!
Jake, you're a pig.
Going home.
Jakie, who's it up to, you know?
What the [bleep] do I look like, chopped liver?
Oh, Rayna's here.
We'll be riding in my van this evening.
Please keep all heads and arms inside the vehicle,
unless your Jake and Fraser.
Then, go ahead and proceed to [bleep].
Yep, yep.
[whistling]
If we don't get outta this van soon,
I'm gonna fart and kill all of us.
Let's rock and roll.
Oh!
Look at that fish, look how big that thing is.
I'm hiding from Rayna.
Oh, man, look at this bed, just ready to be laid in.
Oh, it's me, hi.
-Good night, man. -All right, good night, buddy.
See you in the morning.
Eddie, every time I go out, I make out with Rayna and Jake.
-I think Rayna's jealous. -She's so jealous.
So jealous.
I'm gonna try and get a minute with Jake alone.
Good luck.
I'm not gonna work too hard for this.
Hey, babe...
-Fraser. -Fraser!
They're in bed.
Are they having a threesome in Rayna's room?
No, they're watching videos.
Yeah, it is ----ing PG.
They're laughing and watching videos.
Yeah.
What are you doing?
Oh, how's your threesome going?
Excuse me?
Jake, the ----ing pig, is now ----ing Rayna.
And I've got all this sh--.
This thruple thing makes me wanna throw-upple.
What is going on?
I'm confused.
Maybe it's just because I'm going through a dry spell,
but I'm still confused.
-Really? -I'd put money on it.
Next, on "Below Deck"...
Tommy Thornton is our primary.
Retired naval officer.
Request permission to come aboard.
Permission granted.
Thank you, sir.
I really miss a pair of hands.
Well, I just found out we're getting my stew
from my boat in Florida.
I just worry that it's just gonna disrupt the balance.
-It's help or it's no help. -I just don't know why...
Yeah.
That's ----ing bullsh--.
-Need a hand? -No, I got it.
Eddie, why are you washing down the skis?
Because I'm here.
I wanna see somebody out there, Jake,
helping you fuel those things.
He wants you guys to do it.
Don't screw up.
It's... mm, okay.
They'll get it right.
They just told me she's allergic to the shellfish.
I'm about to lose my sh--.
In the future, we'd like to eat dinner together.
Just to you know, I'm disappointed.