Previously, on "Below Deck"...
Due to a recent bicycle accident,
co-primary Chelsea will be coming aboard
with her jaw wired shut.
I don't think I could handle having my mouth wired shut.
I'm gonna put a little pressure on Jess,
and I'd love to put her on service and you on laundry.
Where's she at?
-Should I just make my own? -Yeah.
Oh, my God.
And I don't ever want a guest making their own drink.
I know.
I think that I'm definitely reaching my breaking point.
I don't... I... I mean...
I like you, but...
you said it in the bathroom to me.
I mean, seriously?
Look at this.
I want everything scrubbed.
Okay.
Eddie needs to get control of his deck team yesterday,
or I'm gonna start handing out plane tickets.
This is bullsh--.
This is your final wake-up call.
I wanna see people being proactive,
or people are gonna lose their job.
There are no more second chances.
Look how cracked my hands are getting.
I just don't want the first hand-job I give
to be like sandpaper.
[chuckles]
[sighs]
-Buongiorno. -Buongiorno.
Mwah.
I'm kinda feeling a little defeated.
My body's aching, I'm realizing, you know,
that I'm just, like, totally overwhelmed.
Like, anxiety's at 10, I'm not enjoying myself.
I feel like Martha Stewart in prison.
It's just not working for me.
I'm gonna take this guy away.
-Quick like bunnies. -Quick like bunny.
I'll start rinsing. And you can just bring the stuff over.
So, if you're gonna do the welcome towels,
I can set you on sky lounge... good morning.
-Good morning. -How are you doing?
Good, can you and I have a chat, privately?
Sure, let's go down to main salon.
Sh--.
Good morning, how'd you sleep?
-I slept okay. -That's good.
I really, really wholeheartedly wanted to do this.
Yeah.
But my body is just shutting down.
I could not anticipate how taxing this would be
on my system, and my body is just not letting me do it.
I'm really sorry, and I hate to put you guys in a bad place.
I have to go. I need to leave.
Obviously, I wanted to fulfill my end of the bargain.
I'm leaving them pretty high and dry.
I get it.
But at the end of the day, I come first.
All right. You have one hour to pack.
Thank you.
Go figure.
You look nice and rested.
Oh, you ----ing bitch.
Bravo, Jess...
leaving us three hours before a charter
when I could have called someone in yesterday?
Captain Lee, Heather.
I'm ----ing pissed.
Do you have a moment in the bridge?
Heather, meet me in the bridge in five.
Copy that, Captain Lee.
You wanna sit for a minute?
Because it's the last minute we'll have for a while.
Jess just pulled me aside and said, "I'm gonna leave."
Oh, my God.
Captain Lee doesn't even know yet.
Am I shocked?
-No. -I am.
As much as previously I was for getting rid,
right now I'm feeling the reality of the situation.
We have a full charter arriving,
and we have two stews to do the role of three.
We're not in a good place.
This is really worrying.
-We've got this. -Okay?
Okay.
As soon as she walked up in her sweatpants, I knew it.
Ah, yeah.
Are you ----ing kidding me?
Safe travels and stay in touch, okay?
Thank you.
I've got it.
I'm already putting these people in a predicament by leaving.
There's only a few hours
before they're picking up another charter.
Sorry, Heather.
So, I don't wanna make this any bigger than it needs to be.
I just kinda wanna, like, get my stuff, get out,
and let these people go about their day.
As soon as we're done cleaning up there,
put the jet-skis in the water, put the rescue tender back out.
Is the rescue tender up there, still?
Yeah.
Sorry, not sorry.
Don't let the passerelle hit you on your ass on the way out.
All right, stop for a second.
Oh, I'm just gonna luff up.
Good, paying attention...
I love that.
Good morning.
How you doing, kiddo?
-Should I let you take over? -Yeah, let me take over.
I just woke up to Jessica coming out in her pajamas,
asking to chat.
Ah.
She's already walked her sweet ass off the yacht.
She didn't even gimme 10 seconds.
Okay.
I don't think I've ever had a crew member
leave without saying something,
like bye, [bleep] you, go to hell.
I did expect more out of Jess than just the silent departure.
This is as ----ed up as a Georgia road lizard.
Let me get Eddie in here.
Eddie, I need you in the wheelhouse.
Heck, maybe we'll actually get that $3,000 tip this time.
Yes, sir.
Okay. I got some bad news.
Okay. What's happening?
So, our third stew just took a hike down the dock.
She was just, like, "I'm done."
Yeah.
That means somebody from your crew
are gonna have to do some heads and beds.
Can't I just, like, take my stripes off and just put some,
like, single-stripe stew stripes on?
[laughing]
It's all gonna be okay.
You have two seconds?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, um, Jess just walked up to me
and told me that she could never have anticipated
how taxing this season would be on her body.
-Yeah? -So, she's gonna depart.
She actually just left the yacht.
Did she say "bye" to you?
-No. -Okay.
She's a nice person, but if you don't wanna be somewhere,
you don't wanna be somewhere.
-Yeah. -That's how it is.
She doesn't wanna say goodbye to anybody, I'm fine with that.
I like to say [bleep] you before I leave.
A vive la France theme party with
an elaborate, 10-course dinner.
I don't play that game. I'm out.
I'll start packing now.
Go [bleep] yourself.
You know what, if you're gonna bail, bail.
Thanks, Rachel.
This is some ----ed up sh--.
Guys, bridge deck aft for a meeting.
-Copy. -Okay.
Little bit of bad news.
Jess just quit and walked off the boat.
It's unfortunate, she didn't even say goodbye.
But it is what it is,
and we got a job to do, so we're gonna get it done.
Yeah, it sucks she didn't say goodbye or
anything like that and just tipped out.
I wish she would have, you know, at least waved, acknowledged.
I absolutely thought we had a connection, still do.
It's unfortunate.
We're gonna have more work because of that.
You know, they are gonna need some help down below
doing heads and beds, definitely in the galley.
I need that from all you guys.
-Copy that. -Okay.
Yeah, let's do it.
Noon, but we're gonna be leaving the dock at 10:00 a.m.
Yeah, same thing.
I think it'll be a good charter.
We'll get it done.
What the [bleep]. I'm mad as hell.
I mean, it's gonna suck to have a man down, but...
She was, like, one of my best friends here.
We got a lot more work to do now.
I thought she was gonna thug it out, though, honestly.
Jess leaving is the worst timing ever.
I feel like I'm having other issues
outside of work that's affecting my work.
And Eddie is just, like, that shouldn't matter.
I'm just over it.
Like, absolutely over it.
Why does it have to be my roommate?
Oh, this is gross.
All crew, all crew, provisions is here.
Guys, there's a storm that's about to roll through.
It's about to pour.
-Hey, buddy. -Hey, babe.
Swedish hard cider.
-Hello. -Morning.
Good morning, Rayna, I didn't see you yet.
Perfecto.
Did you smell my basil?
Oh, wow.
Little bit.
This is ----ing nice!
Welcome to the Caribbean!
Oh, blown off.
I can't do anything about the weather.
That just kinda sums up the morning.
-It's so windy. -I know.
Hey-ya.
Bring it down. Keep coming.
We're in a really good spot.
I'm in, like, battle mode.
I'm ready to ----ing screw this bitch, you know?
I'm 100 percent with you right there.
Passerelle is on board.
So, we're gonna try and get outta here.
It looks like it's easing up a little bit.
Deck crew, get into position.
Eddie, get ready to hop over
and grab the tender and the skis.
Copy that, Cap.
All right, let's get outta here.
Oh, get the [bleep] outta here.
Stern 20 feet off.
Port side 30 feet off.
Stern clear of markers.
Let's get the fenders in.
That's all fenders in.
What the [bleep]?
-How are you feeling? -I feel good.
You're still vacuuming downstairs.
I've still got two cabins to do.
Should I just do that, and then I'll come and find you?
Thank you, Fraser.
On my mark, I want two and a half shots.
Copy that, Captain.
And drop.
Cap, that's two and a half shots.
Okay. Lock it in, Jake.
We ready for the slide?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need a cigarette.
All right, you can bring her down two, please.
If you wanna keep on doing yours, I'll take this.
You do the white one, and I'll do this, yeah.
Gotta keep running.
Crew search, interior, third stew.
Where the [bleep] are these ----ing trash bags?
Ooh!
-Oh, is that your head? -Yeah, it's my head.
Oh, my bad.
-Ah! -Ah!
-Is that good? -Yes.
Ah!
[bleep] yeah!
That is literally perfect.
Attention all crew, we have 20 minutes till guest arrival.
-Let's go get changed. -Thank you for my shirt.
It'll be a good charter, it'll be a good charter,
it'll be a good charter.
Look at this water.
We made it, ladies and gent.
I need all crew to the aft deck.
Thank you.
Get your asses back here.
We've got people arriving.
Copy, copy!
We just need an extra tray.
I should never be the first one here.
Come on.
Heading to our next home away from home.
-You okay? -Yeah.
-Well, hey, there! -Hey!
You guys don't like that hurry-up sh--, do ya?
There we are, nice job.
Oh, my God.
-Hi there. -Hi, how you doing?
-Good. -Hello!
-Mm! -Captain Lee.
Chelsea, nice to meet you.
Welcome on board.
We're so screwed.
We have eight guests coming on with a list of things to do.
Did I mention the lady with her jaw wired shut?
Yeah, I'll get you one as soon as possible.
I have to ask... is that a broom?
Yeah, her name is Sally, she's magic.
Okay.
And on top of that, first charter
I've ever had a witch on.
I'm just hoping that Sally and Rachel
can brew me up a new stew.
Coming up...
Eggs for breakfast.
Whatever we're eating, liquefy it.
Like, what the [bleep]?
Previously, on "Below Deck"...
Heather is gonna show you around on the yacht,
and we'll get the party going.
-Hey! -Thanks.
Cheers.
Well, let's take a tour.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Straw.
I'm gonna speak with her before lunch service.
Okay.
I'm gonna be making her purees and soups.
Works for me.
Okay.
We'll come on up this way.
I have two selections for you.
Exactly.
Amazing.
I don't know how anyone could get their jaw wired shut
and then go on a girls' trip.
This should be very...
[imitates jaw wired shut] interesting.
Where's everybody else?
Finishing uncovering.
Ah.
Guests are coming on board, and you're still uncovering?
And you're not even down a person.
You can't start out a charter that way.
Then it's catch-up for the rest of the charter,
and it only gets progressively worse.
So, my patience level is almost transparent right now.
All right, crow's nest.
We'll come on up this way.
So, this is bridge deck aft.
This is where you'll be enjoying a lot of your meals,
if you choose.
Oh!
For obvious reasons, this level's called the sundeck.
Oh... oh, God, my skirt's gonna be flying up, I apologize.
-Let's give you space. -I have underwear on.
And if you follow me up one more flight of stairs...
Oh, nice!
Whew.
Mark that one down, finishing uncovering your...
Well, they didn't see it.
Got it before they got up there.
Not good.
The master stateroom.
-Oh, my God. -Wow!
It's so pretty!
I feel like if I have too many cocktails, I might get lost.
We uncovered?
-Yeah. -Yes.
Okay, let Wes know to get in his blues.
-Wes. -Yeah?
We're gonna go get changed into blues.
-Copy. -Double-time it.
-Yep. -Double-time.
----ing hungry as sh--.
Lunch soon, maybe in, like, an hour and a half or so.
What are you thinking?
Of course.
I feel like we're all gonna get, like, killer calves
and thighs at the end of this.
Hi.
Hi, I'm so sorry go hear about your injury.
So, for breakfast...
Mm-hmm.
We've tried, like, whatever we're eating, to liquefy it...
Right.
And see how it goes, so she can enjoy
-the same stuff we're having... -Right.
but just do the transition.
-Yeah. -Okay.
I've had a guest had a jaw wired shut before.
They have to eat constantly
because the fact that they're not ingesting solid foods.
It's a lot.
I'm, like... I'm so bummed about your food...
-That's okay. -but I'm...
I get to taste it liquidly, you know?
But now I'm finding out that she really actually
wants every single course that all the guests have
blended in liquidized form.
[laughs] Like, what the [bleep]?
-Yeah. -It's our pleasure.
Come on, girl.
If you can stand in the rain and in the wind,
in Oregon, then you can definitely do that.
Is she here to clean?
Maybe she's the new stew, who knows.
She definitely seems like she's, like, clairvoyant,
so maybe she just got the memo before any of us did.
I'm oddly turned on, in a weird way.
It gets ya going, huh?
Like, oh, yeah, you gonna spank me with your magic broom?
Is that what you like, yeah?
Oh, Sally.
----ing weirdo, dude.
You play this whole nice guy act, but in reality,
you're just a plain old freak, aren't you?
There's a little hole in the glass.
I think there's a slow leak in it.
Oh, gosh.
I might have a little leak, too.
Have you got one too?
Right, leaks all around.
-Thank you. -Glad to help.
Just for those leaks.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
No worries.
-Cheers, girls. -Cheers!
We made it.
I'm gonna quickly run down and change.
I just wanted to let you know, then we'll swap out.
-You look beautiful. -Huh?
-You look beautiful. -Thank you.
All right, you go.
[cackles]
Eddie, Eddie, Lee.
We should probably pop that snubber on, please.
Copy that.
Can I do it? I'm great at it.
You can do it, and I'll watch.
Yeah, cool. I like that.
I'm gonna set up all the cheese out here.
Hey, deck crew, when someone has a chance,
would they help me move one of the chairs
out of the way so we can set for lunch?
Rayna's on the way.
Copy, thank you.
Ugh!
I don't know why you guys have been putting
that chair at the head of the table...
Just behind your bar, usually.
Yeah, thank you.
We're short-handed, so I appreciate it.
This is perfect, thank you.
Hummus and some fresh pita, but the pita's not gluten-free.
-Okay. -So, just note that.
[chattering]
I'm scared, I'm scared!
Don't be a ----ing pussy.
Come on...
Oh!
Come on, do it again!
Give it to me, Cheffy!
Oh!
No.
Should have known.
I'm sweating like a bulldog right now.
Chef Rachel, I'm sitting the guests at the table.
Copy.
Could I offer you a papadam or a naan?
Oh, please, thank you.
That's really tasty.
Oh, what are the little sauces with it?
It's really good, it's like a mint pesto.
It's so good.
-It's really good, yeah. -It's really...
Michael, you wanna try the coconut?
It's very good.
Yeah.
Do you wanna go take a break and come back?
Aw!
Coming up...
----ing amateur hour.
Heather is gonna show you around on the yacht,
Yeah.
Do you wanna go take a break and come back?
Aw!
Since we left this morning, right?
-Fraser? -Yes.
Yeah.
Thank you so much.
-Heather? -Yes.
Primary urgently needs food.
She says she really needs to eat now.
Everyone's freaking out at the table, so can we get...
I don't know if something's coming up.
She's like, literally now.
We've gotta get Chelsea some food first, y'all.
We've all eaten, our darling hasn't.
The reason we're here, she hasn't, because of her jaw.
So, we're trying to get her some food right now.
Primary needs to eat right now, right this second.
She wants hers in her glass.
She has not...
That's what I'm doing right now.
Oh, I bet.
It's on its way now. It's on its way.
Okay, yeah. Her first, always.
-Of course, of course. -Yeah, thank you.
What's going on?
I need to eat.
I'm gonna go with this first, and then go from there.
-Okay. -Okay.
She just looked at me and said, "Her first, always."
-So, primary always. -Okay.
Always serve her soup first.
-Yeah. -Got it.
-That's ready to go. -Beautiful.
And then I'll plate them now.
Cool.
Just tell her that it takes a little while for me
to keep straining it and straining it.
Okay.
-Ooh! -Yay!
-Thank you. -Mami!
Our sincerest apologies.
She was just straining it a bunch.
No worries, thank you so much.
[sighs]
How are you guys doing?
-Lovely. -Good.
-Amazing. -Perfect.
How is it?
Is it savory?
For your first course, chilled butternut squash soup
with dukkah spice.
-Yum! -That's delicious.
So, delicious.
-You okay? -Yep, you okay?
-I'm ----ing swell. -Swell.
As first officer, I've got someone down,
it's my responsibility more than ever
to kinda get in there and help out.
I wash dishes all the time.
I don't have a dishwasher in my apartment.
Could I get a glass of OJ?
Copy that.
I knew you weren't just another pretty face.
I don't actually work here, I'm just a model.
Hair model?
My first job was a dishwasher at a yacht club,
scrubbing pots and pans.
-Beautiful, thank you. -You're welcome.
Worked on dinner cruise boats, cleaned up vomit and poop.
[gags]
Good times.
-Did you enjoy that? -I did, thank you.
-Beautiful. -Thank you.
This is taking a few minutes.
Would you mind blending this?
This is gonna be interesting, to be honest with you.
It's important to keep hydrated, my friends.
Like, we could just roll right into dinner right now.
-I know, truly. -Yeah.
It's really a hard process.
I have to add liquid to emulsify it,
but at the same time, too,
I can't lose the integrity of the flavor.
It's not just a hey, I'm gonna toss your sh--
in a blender and ----ing serve it to you with a straw.
There's more.
-Yay! -Thank you.
Wow, oh, my gosh.
Round of applause for Rachel!
Woo!
Thank you, everyone.
This looks beautiful.
It's gonna take me just a little bit to get used to, like,
doing this with the courses, but I'm actually really excited.
There's lobster in there.
Awesome.
You've got a lobster smoothie.
-Enjoy. -This is fabulous.
-Yeah, it is. -Good, Chels?
Yeah, it's just like what we're eating.
That's good.
So delish.
Yeah.
I could do with a little break.
Or just a cigarette.
Yeah, man, this sucks.
I wish Jess stayed.
You guys are annoying as [bleep].
I hope she's a lesbian.
Not for me, just so you guys
don't even have anything to be excited about.
Oof.
I think I'm heading towards a food coma.
Really delicious.
Can I get you ladies anything else at the moment?
I think we're gonna probably try and...
Jump in and...
Go down the slide and get into a jet-ski, and...
Oh, heck, yeah.
I'm gonna go put my bathing suit on.
Guests are about to start getting ready
to do some water sports.
Copy that.
You wanna go on a jet-ski, baby?
Who's driving, you driving?
That's what I'm talking about!
Have fun, girls!
Ah!
I love it.
Ah!
Yeah!
Woohoo!
[laughing]
What the [bleep]?
Oh, my God.
What'd you do? Something gone missing?
----ing amateur hour.
Something gone missing?
Rayna's on the swim platform.
She should be taking a mental inventory all the time,
make sure we're not having a $25,000 piece of equipment
just go floating off into the sunset.
Bush league sh--.
How was that clipped on?
-How it normally is. -No, it wasn't.
I don't know.
I keep waiting to see the white wizard walking down
the passerelle with his blue sunglasses on, just...
[sighs]
What happened there?
-Down clip. -I'm assuming so.
God, don't let him come out.
Turned out to be a pretty day.
Thanks for the eyes.
-Make sure it's clipped on... -No, it...
And keep your eyes out for it.
Eye on it, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I should not be the one to have noticed that.
Yeah, very true.
All right, are you ready?
We have three parties to throw tonight.
We're gonna pack for the beach party,
and then I need to start setting for the pink party,
and then I've gotta set for dinner,
and then we gotta set the beach.
Why do we let them decide what they do?
[shouting]
-Oh, my God. -Who's going to the beach?
-Me and Jake. -Then pack up.
-Is that ice? -Yeah.
-I'm ready. -Go for it.
-Gracias. -Get it, get it, get it.
Wes is, like, cheering inside.
He's like, "Thank God, it's my boat."
Going crazy, I get the boat to myself. [bleep] yeah!
Never been this happy.
We'll just leave it all here for now.
Yikes.
...and it's gonna be a massive rave, basically.
I'm a little bit jealous,
because that is my favorite kind of party.
Music, hot girls, get absolutely wankered.
----ing hell, I wish I could do that.
Thanks, Eddie.
You have, like, the s'mores here,
or drinks here.
And Jake here.
Sick.
Wes, Wes, Eddie.
Hey, Eddie, I'm ready for you.
Go ahead.
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Rachel.
Yeah, go for Eddie.
Hey, Eddie, I was gonna ask you a question
about the oyster-shucking.
I'll be on my way.
It's gonna be, like, a full circle,
do you think, or just a half?
-Half. -I think so too.
Goddamn it, you son of a bitch.
Hey!
So, I know that it's not a great night to do it.
I need to shuck oysters today.
Okay.
For dinner at 7:00 on the table, automatically.
You know, I grew up on the East Coast.
Baltimore, we love our oysters.
Oh!
Hello, girls.
Shucking oysters are dangerous.
Really easy to put a knife through your hand.
Ow.
And I've definitely shed some blood on oysters
[bleep] yeah.
That was a tough one.
Imagine Cap just looking at us?
He probably is.
So, what you've gotta do is you've just gotta
walk around, you've just gotta do some pointing.
Like, like that.
Like, pretend your working, oh, yeah.
Yeah, you know he's looking through the binoculars,
-like oh, yeah, oh, yeah. -I know.
There we go.
This is cute as [bleep].
Come on!
Can you [bleep] off, please?
One and one-half, one and one-half.
Blimey.
[sighing]
I feel like I'm blowing up a condom.
What's going on?
Yeah, of course.
No, you're good.
No, I've got... I've got all the time in the...
-Okay. -Hi!
Yeah.
Of course, it'd be a pleasure.
That'd be great.
I've got this pink party, I've got silent disco,
I've got a bonfire, I've got a lady with her jaw wired shut.
It's honestly...
that's why we're here, because we love to do that.
Let me stop the world, make you your latte,
and get right back to it.
Marvelous.
Rachel, she's ready to stand.
-You think so? -I think so.
You wanna be in the sun?
Like, what's up with you, girl?
She can do it.
She's doing her best.
For the master, and lattes I have to make right now,
while I'm blowing up balloons for the sky lounge.
So, call me if you need me.
Loving it.
Let me know if you need any help, okay?
I just finished up with the...
Yeah, blowing up some balloons in the sky lounge
-would be awesome. -Perfect, gimme...
Very nice shirt.
I applaud you, Michael.
All right, balloons!
Some of them blow up really weird.
Like what?
A condom.
Oh, not the titty one, just all the pink ones.
Oh, it's a titty one? Oh. I'm looking at this...
You're looking like, what?
It... it's... it's brown, two circular shapes, yeah.
So, that's the oat milk one.
Enjoy, of course, pleasure's all mine.
Oh, this breeze is nice.
Oh [bleep].
Oh, scheisse!
-No! -Grab it!
Wait, we could use Sally to get it down.
Yeah, where's Sally?
Here, Sally can help.
Brush her down.
Oh, yeah, you got it.
You got it, you're almost there, sisterella.
Yay!
Woo!
See how powerful Sally is?
Eddie, Eddie, Jake, we're done here.
I'll come and pick you up soon.
Die!
-Bug? -Spider.
[helium voice] That's just really fun.
[helium voice] If you can't have a cocktail,
you might as well have a puff of helium!
[laughing]
Well, that's not right.
Wes! Wes!
Wes, Wes, Eddie.
Yeah, Eddie, go ahead.
Can you come to the swim platform, please?
Copy that.
Oh, he's towing the jet-ski.
Don't tell let me it got loose again.
How?
Wes, pull that ski in and get it the [bleep] outta the way.
Okay.
Look like a bunch of ----ing idiots.
This doesn't happen two times in one day.
I don't know what's going on,
but I'm starting to feel that maybe
having a Wiccan on board has something to do with it.
We could be cursed.
How'd it unclip? Just randomly unclipped?
It back-clipped itself. I watched it.
Like, I'm like, that line's kinda leaning off weird,
and there was just, like, clip.
I guess I shouldn't have talked sh-- on Sally,
because I feel like Sally now is coming back for vengeance.
That's why everything is going wrong.
Woo!
Gimme that line over here.
Eddie said he watched it unclip itself.
It doesn't, unless it's not clipped to begin with.
It back-clipped on itself.
I watched it come unclipped.
Thirty-five years, I've never seen it.
Eddie can try and tell me all he wants about back-clipping,
but I think it's somebody's inattention
to detail that caused the issue.
That's pretty lame.
I watched it fall off.
That's bullsh--.
Coming up...
Okay, let me go take that right back down.
Thank you.
[bleep] my life.
It back-clipped on itself.
-No. -I watched it fall off.
That's bullsh--.
Talk to a hundred ----ing captains
and ask them how many ----ing jet-skis
they've lost to back-clipping.
It's an excuse for sloppy seamanship, period.
Hi, Captain, how are you?
How you doing, sweetie?
-Sh--ty. -Sh--ty?
-Sh--ty.
We look like a bunch of ----ing idiots.
When you're done back there, Eddie,
come on up to the bridge.
Copy that, Cap.
Goddamn it.
Here you go.
So, get this sh--.
-Coming to pick you guys up... -Yeah.
And ----ing I watch as a jet-ski unclips
and ----ing starts floating off.
Yeah.
There's something wrong with that clip,
and I clipped it exactly--
No, it wasn't that...
it wasn't that clip, it was a different clip.
-Oh, wow. -It was the one that...
Oh.
Hi, ladies.
Can I get you anything?
Sure.
Beautiful.
Can I get a pillow over here?
How about a big pillow?
â™ª Doo, do do do do do
So, start getting the toys in, guys.
-Yep. -Yes, sir.
When I get back from the principal's office...
-Copy. -We'll talk.
Sorry.
Did you hook them up?
-No. -I didn't think so.
I did watch them unclick, unclipped.
Explain to me how this happens again.
So, with this,
if it comes back on itself and tightens.
Give this to me again.
And that's metal-on-metal.
Captain Lee just doesn't seem to wanna
listen to my point of view.
You know, I did major in adventure education.
Also, I'm the ----ing first officer.
As far as I'm concerned,
I'm chalking it up to human error.
-Okay, Cap. -Okay.
Deck crew, deck crew, I'm gonna get the davit set up
to haul some jet-skis.
See if they can get 'em up here without losing them.
Yep.
All right, here we go.
Flipping it, huh?
Oh, my God, it's so pink!
We'll just lift it.
Oh, yeah, because that's the smarter way.
Don't let the sun on my face.
Don't let the sun go down on you?
That'll do just marvelously.
Hey, Fraser, do you just wanna grab a quick bite to eat
and change into your black?
Copy.
-Did I snore? -Nope.
Let's get into our blacks.
Yeah, and there's dinner downstairs, too.
-Thank you, darling. -Perfect, thank you.
I'm Black as [bleep] bro.
Get showered and blacks.
-Do you want... -Oh, blacks.
-Yeah. -Um... [sniffs]
Oh!
Oh, my glasses.
That absolutely has to be part of the outfit.
-So pretty. -So are you.
Hey, mate.
Today has been the longest day of my life.
There are times I can see it on your face.
And now I've got pink party.
-No, dinner... -Pink party, then disco.
-No. Yeah. -No.
We've got beach...
This day has not stopped.
My legs hurt.
Like, I can't feel my feet.
I am losing my mind.
But you know, we're going to do what we do best,
and we're going to make magic happen, somehow.
You know what, I give up, I don't know.
Another day, another ass-reaming.
It's not fun, dude.
Back-clips happen; not that often.
Twice in a day?
That's ----ing weird.
I go to bat for you guys, but
don't put my ----ing head on the Goddamn chopping block.
I don't know how I just pulled this party out of my ass,
but everything's pink, the table is set.
Now I need to start packing for the beach.
All of your help.
What time do you wanna go to the beach?
Let me just eat food... brain power...
and I will get back to you.
I know, I get your point,
You mother----er.
Gor-geous.
This is adorable.
Oh, my gosh, I love that dress.
Hi, beauty!
Good evening.
Look at her, Miss Pink. Beautiful.
It's a pink party!
Eddie, tonight before dinner, I just need somebody
to help me stage the platters.
-Copy that. -Copy, Rachel.
-Rachel... -Hey, sweetie-pie.
-I love you. -Yay!
-Yay, hi. -Give me a hug.
So, let's lay the sea glasses down,
and we're gonna put all the oysters on it in a minute,
-and then dry ice. -Perfect.
I'm very excited to be in the galley.
For Thanksgiving, I'm in charge of the turkey.
I love cooking. It's a huge stress-reliever.
Let's make sure that the lights come on.
It's sad, but the only time that I'm happy
is at night in the galley.
So, it's great.
-Ah! -[bleep]
Oh, bad varnish job.
Would anyone else like a pink straw?
-Anyone want a pink straw? -Yeah, sure!
Thank you.
-Cheers. -Happy birthday!
Mwah!
Every time we're going into service for this group
it's an arduous process.
I have to blend her stuff up for her to suck it down a straw.
And that's some stupid sh--.
So, for the first course, cucumber gazpacho.
Go ahead and start filling them up.
I'm gonna start plating the platters
with the seafood right now.
If the guests are happy, makes me happy,
makes everybody a happy chappie.
So, this is a cucumber gazpacho...
Ooh, nice.
-Made with coriander and mint. -Enjoy!
-Really good. -Yum!
Delish.
Okay, let me go take that right back down.
-Thank you. -My apologies.
Go ahead and grab that platter of oysters over there, Rayna.
Awesome.
She needs it to be strained more.
[bleep] my life.
It back-clipped on itself.
Then we're gonna go ahead
and juice some lemons and the oranges.
Oh, my God.
She needs it to be strained more.
This can eat a ----ing dick.
Ugh!
Mm, delish.
Okay.
Fraser, can I get you to the galley for service?
Copy.
She gave it a strain again.
-Thank you. -My apologies.
-It's better. -It's strained?
Good.
-Ready? -Yeah.
All-in-all, pretty good.
-Wow. -Wow.
Look at the smoke.
You have oysters on the half-shell
with a mignonette, and then you have stone crab claw.
Thank you.
-I can't do it. -Try it on the other angle.
Ah!
-Oh, yeah. -You got it! You got it!
-This is so good. -Very good.
-It's very good. -Mm-hmm, delish.
Jesus, look at the size of this thing.
That's an attention-getter.
Eddie, Eddie, Fraser.
Yeah, go ahead, Eddie.
Do you have any crew that could
lend a spare hand in housekeeping?
Oh, my God, I'll do it.
Yeah, coming.
Have a good night, Cap, I'll see you in the morning, okay?
-Mm. -So good.
I know.
Oh, ----ing awesome.
When you pick up all the towels that have been used...
Yes.
if you see any plates or any cups or anything,
could they just go to the galley pantry?
-Yeah. -Thanks, guys.
You're gonna get food right now.
No, I'm not. I'm just saying...
You're gonna get food right now.
Yeah, liquid.
Sorry, I'm in, like, focus mode.
Go ahead, turn the juicer on.
We'll put that one through.
Heather, can we get some liquid food for Chelsea ASAP?
-Of course. -Like, right away?
-Yeah, of course. -So, take these off...
Rache, they just stopped me and said
we need to get Chelsea food, like, right now.
I could grab her chicken right now.
----ing nightmare.
Oh, why tonight? Why?
-A hundred percent. -Yeah, 100 percent.
Oh, I cannot believe that happened.
Absolutely.
Do we?
I'm not sure about that.
Take your time.
Yeah, but you know what,
unfortunately, that's not where we're at right now.
Later this season on "Below Deck"...
All systems go.
Hey!
Please keep all legs and arms inside the vehicle
unless you're Jake and Fraser.
Then go ahead and proceed to [bleep].
It's just always good to have a good old finger-bang
before putting it in, you know?
Are they having a threesome in Rayna's room?
I think you guys deserve a day off.
Praise Jesus!
Ha ha ha!
Cheers, everybody.
It's Jake's dick o'clock.
The love triangle is weird.
Can we have a baby, all four of us together?
That would be the most ----ed up baby.
Mm-hmm.
The power of Christ compels you!
We do have a new stew that'll be joining us.
You gotta train her, you gotta get her familiar with the boat,
all while we're in the middle of service?
Son of a bitch!
I don't think that was the best idea.
-It's not. -Well, what do you want?
You want no help at all?
It was her and nobody else.
I do firmly believe that the deck crew
is spending way too much time doing nothing.
Get it in there, boy.
Hello.
Hm, this is interesting.
Today? Right now? No.
Was somebody gonna ----ing tell me?
Obviously, Rayna's upset about it.
From the bottom of my heart, I'm so sorry.
I should have never said it.
Woo!
I've heard this whole experience
is like doing anal for the first time.
Jesus, that burns!
You're trying to smile, but all you feel is pain.
What the [bleep] is that mother----ing thing?
Ooh, ooh, ooh!