Do you know where I can find more of these empty jars?
Because there's not any left down there.
I would just open everything up.
Where's she at?
-Oh, my God. -What?
Why are you making your drink?
I'm bartender tonight.
Training day is, like, over with.
Charter number quattro.
They want a Greek dinner serve family-style.
The primary had recovered from breast cancer.
♪ Happy titty day to you
Oh!
Whoa!
Hey, Wes, you need to attach it to your stern.
What are you doing, Wes?
Clint, let's get on those jet-skis
and show these boys how to do it.
Jesus Christ.
This is the Moe, Larry, and Curly show on steroids.
Wes, Wes!
Is the whole thing in the water again?
Shut up for a second.
Rayna, can you be a bit quicker, please?
I'm... yeah, I'm trying to...
You're just walking...
you're just walking around, whistling.
Rethink the way you talk to me,
because I swear to God, you're... I'm not the one.
Remember, he's just getting into this role right now.
Yeah.
And he's doing a really, really good job.
-Can you not start with me? -You only give me sh--.
With everyone else...
Because they're grown adults. You're a child.
-Quiet! -I'm trying to be nice to you.
You're getting on my damn nerves.
What the [bleep]?
I just don't get why you have
to give me sh-- all the ----ing time.
No, just because I'm quiet doesn't mean
I'm giving you sh--. I'm tired, we've had a long day.
Just leave me the [bleep] alone, that's what that means.
What just happened?
I'm just saying, like, he, like, gets on me about a coffee cup.
I get it.
[bleep] off. You don't have to tell me that.
You're tired, I hear you, I understand what you're saying.
You hear her too, right?
You know, maybe just be a little bit gentler at times.
It's his tone.
He can talk to people with some type of respect,
and he doesn't do that.
I'm over it.
All I want is for us to just work together harmoniously
-and then let's... -If I'm quiet, Jake--
-respect that. -Then let's...
So I have nothing to do with you, I'm just quiet.
Then let's just high-five, let's just high-five.
I didn't even realize you were being quiet or anything.
I just wanted to say about the coffee mugs.
Fighting loud enough for the guests to hear you
is super unprofessional.
They need to get their sh-- together.
Let's just get this job done together, okay?
We're halfway through the season.
Oh, I feel so bad, I had a cookie.
Oh, well.
I think it's time for us to go get ready.
-Is it? -Jessica said she'd do my hair.
-She did? -Mm-hmm.
Let's go.
-All right. -We'll see you for dinner.
All righty, I have all the room for the platters
after we serve family-style.
Perfect.
We're gonna have lamb, we're gonna have fish,
we're gonna have octopus.
I spent a lot of time in Greece on charter,
and I've learned with Greek culture,
everyone loves to sit down at the table, discuss, eat, share.
We're gonna have the olives, we're gonna have extra feta.
And I love it.
I'm all about getting on top of a table
and throwing some damn plates.
Let's party!
Tzaziki, hummus, and then that's it.
Beautiful.
-Where's Rayna? -I don't know.
Okay.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, it's okay. We'll figure it out.
-Fix this. -All right.
Make it pretty.
You don't want any of that white showing.
Yeah.
So tonight, you're gonna be solely on housekeeping,
and I'll have you guest service tonight.
We're gonna do the slide now. How's that sound, y'all?
Yeah.
There we go.
Exact... it is. No, it's not...
I think Jake needs to work on his delivery,
easing into it and not coming in so hot.
-We were busting ass. -Yeah, you think so?
We... whoa.
You need to move faster.
But I think Rayna's overreacting right now.
Suck it up, keep going, push through.
It's not that bad.
It's really not that bad.
All right, cool.
How you doing? Got your costume?
We need help.
-Don't tip over. -I'm not gonna tip over.
Okay.
Have you seen my tits?
I'm not going that way, I'll go that way first.
Two, three...
Mm.
Hopefully.
Come on, stain, get the [bleep] out.
-Throw it over your shoulder... -You need to do...
Ah, like...
Love the outfits!
Rachel, Heather, we've got all the guests
up here at the table now.
I'm just gonna start plating everything.
Copy that.
Can I offer you some red or white?
Red, thank you so much.
Oh!
That changes everything.
Deck crew, deck crew, change into your blacks.
Copy that.
Hi, Dad.
So, they appointed, like, a lead deckhand.
He's scolding me over some damn ----ing coffee mugs.
But I'm irritated because I tried to talk to
my boss about it...
Let me go get my blacks.
I don't know, it's like I can't go to him for no issues no more.
Clearly, he's gonna side with Jake all the time.
That's what the [bleep] I'm saying.
Like, he's disrespectful.
I let that sh-- slide, and today, like,
I could have maybe overreacted just a little bit,
but it's because I'm so tired of
his disrespectful, mother ----ing ass trying me.
[bleep]
-All right. -All right, love you.
Everyone's watered, everyone's wined.
The fish and the lamb is ready to go.
Get it the [bleep] outta my face.
So, we have some moussaka.
So, this is ground, minced lamb.
Smells so good.
I know, doesn't it?
You can smell the dill.
This is your fish.
Oh, it's beautiful.
Would you care for a lamb chop, sir?
Yep, I'll try one.
That lamb is so good.
Sure it is.
-Yum, yum! -Perfect.
Oh, my gosh, that fish is so yummy.
Rachel, they're absolutely loving the meal.
Thank you, thank you.
What's the status on cabins?
-Haven't checked. -You've been in laundry.
Oh, my God, that's so good.
-How's your back? -[bleep]
Turn around.
Like, the load is just too much on all ends.
It's coming to the point of, like, a last straw.
Getting to the saturation point.
Think if I go change my pants, I'll be all right.
You guys don't have pants on.
Oh, hell, no.
This is a Greek night,
they're not supposed to have no pants on.
That's what you got a toga for.
Oh, I don't wanna see the wind over there.
Yeah.
Please, Dad, don't take that off.
All right, hey, you guys ready?
-Yeah. -I wanna get in the hot tub.
-Eddie. -Cap.
How was the rest of your afternoon?
Pretty good. I mean...
Is your crew walking around on eggshells?
-Yes, they are. -Good.
Anything else going on I need to know about?
No.
That didn't have all your enthusiasm
I would normally expect.
Let me see whether I can handle it first,
unless you really wanna know.
If you think you can handle it,
I'm willing to give you a free rein.
-I'm good. -Hello!
I love your robe.
Are they?
What are you gonna put on, then?
Don't let... let me turn around, holy sh--.
I don't wanna see that sh--.
Two? Perfect.
This is some weird sh--.
Hey, you sit over here with your back towards me.
Goddamn it, you're making me go ----ing nuts.
You know, I thought I had a great relationship
with my dad, but clearly,
Nichole and her dad are in a way more comfortable
and tight relationship than I am.
Whatever floats your boat.
Beautiful. Enjoy!
How you doing?
-Pretty good, I'm... -Yeah.
Tired?
How's your deck team doing?
Rayna just gives me attitude any time I ask her anything.
Yeah.
I was just concerned, because I don't know if you knew this...
my room is right across from yours,
and I want you to know that I heard you.
Coming up...
Come on.
A moustache ride doesn't sound all that bad.
Ah, pumpkin.
that for breakfast tomorrow, she'll love you.
How about I serve her a whole bunch of ----ing vodka,
and then she'll love me too, okay?
She ain't got no top on.
Oh sh--, Nikki.
That's what I said!
I was just concerned, because my room is right across from yours.
I heard you.
I can't go to him for no issues.
Clearly he's gonna side with Jake all the time.
Yeah, I heard some very strong words.
-Careful how you... -How loud I am.
-You know, talk loud. -Yeah.
Because people will hear you.
I just wanna make sure you're doing okay.
and that's why I was scared...
-No, no, I... -that's why I was scared to...
to say anything to you, you know what I mean?
Okay.
I know, but if it's ruining your time here,
then I want you to talk to me about it.
You know, at the same time,
sometimes you've just gotta swallow your pride.
And rather than try to talk over people...
which you're really good at, by the way... listen.
Yeah.
But I'm here to talk, and I'd like that
you can talk to me and be open with me, okay?
-Yeah. -That's great, and...
but I want you to know that you're awesome, okay?
I just kind of laugh it off, it was like, whatever.
-You're doing a great job. -Thank you.
Stick with it, okay?
-Hello. -Hello, how you doing?
Oh, so I missed out, eh?
Nikki, you're too young for me anyway, darling.
Ah!
-'Ello, mate. -I've missed you.
You still awake?
I am, I'm just having a quick smoke before bed.
We can sit on this, can't we?
So, Jess, I feel bad for her.
I feel like sometimes she's trying.
I see that.
But the majority of the time it's just,
I guess, not good enough.
This charter...
Oh, my God, what the heck?
-What? -Why are you making your drink?
I'm bartender tonight.
And I pulled everything I can out of my hat
to try and make things work for Jess.
No initiative, no excitement.
You can only lead a horse to water so many times.
We really need someone else to just continue plowing through.
The thought of that alone makes me tired.
See ya in the morning. Herding cattle, man.
Oh, yeah.
Good night.
Gotta stay hydrated, you did a whole day of drinking.
I love it.
Mwah, mwah.
What a day.
What a ----ing day.
Uh-oh.
[glass shatters]
Uh-oh.
Oh [bleep].
Mwah.
Morning.
Rachel, I'm ready for my morning delight.
Mm-hmm, copy.
Biscuits and gravy, French toast.
Whoa!
It's one of those days.
How are you feeling today?
Yeah?
Okay.
-Morning. -Morning.
So this morning, Chef Rachel has her infamous French toast.
-Yeah. -Yay!
And some biscuits and gravy.
-What could I get for you? -French toast.
Maybe I'll do the biscuits and gravy,
because then I'll have a bite of...
we can share, honey.
I would like French toast, please.
-Beautiful. -Where do you want me?
I guess on that bed.
Are you excited for a night off this evening?
Yes, I'd like to hang out with Wes.
Jessica, can I get you to the galley for service?
Copy.
Ai-yi-yi.
9:45 rolls around,
I wanna get things kinda covered up
and get ready for the trip across.
-Okay. -Okay.
Ooh, that looks absolutely lovely.
Holy Christ, did you ask her if she can make it any bigger?
Clint, could I have a bite of that?
Mm!
Oh, I'll share with Taylor.
Are you... are you...
[laughing]
Jess, could I get you to the stew pantry
when you have a quick second?
Does it rhyme with "hoist?"
I thought it was a compliment, like...
You're moist?
[laughing]
The reason I wanted to call you up here I you see how,
like, when I'm clearing a service...
Mm-hmm.
You don't have the whole, entire thing
covered in plates with food.
You can throw all the silverware,
you throw the food, you stack the plates.
I wanted to show, like,
what my expectation for clearing a service is.
Yeah.
Whatever.
----ing suck a [bleep].
If I can do this by myself, there's no reason anyone can't.
So, take note of this, and let's try to do that moving forward.
Okay. I'm gonna bring this downstairs.
Cool.
You got a nice, moist cake there, dear.
Just for future reference,
we can't leave all these things on the floor
when we leave a cabin, like...
He came in here right away.
I know, but even if that's the case...
-Okay. -Just...
let's just put it all nicely on the bed or something.
Okay.
I'm just not doing anything properly today, am I?
This is bullsh--.
I feel like I'm the only one that gets spoken to,
like I'm not pulling all this weight.
It can't all just be put on me.
Coming up...
I was less than happy this charter.
You're more than halfway through the season,
and if you don't have your act together now,
when the [bleep] are you gonna get it together?
I expect everyone to raise their bar,
and if they don't, people will be fired.
I'm sorry you feel that way,
but if we can try and stay as positive as we can,
it might help.
I just feel like I'm constantly trying to play catch-up.
Like, I'm not doing it well enough,
I'm not doing it quick enough.
But I think it's also, like, I don't really jibe
with too many people here, so.
I can understand why that would be an issue.
I just don't like seeing you down.
[sighs]
Got wet swimsuits.
All of mine are still wet, too.
-Packing it in. -Yeah, pack it in.
Let's get outta here, Jake.
Copy that.
Short stay, 10:00.
Anchor secured.
[ship honks]
Come on!
[laughs]
No, no, no...
-Huh? -Yeah.
Yeah.
It doesn't surprise me.
Fraser wants to move up in this industry,
and Heather needs a minion.
-I have to pee so bad. -Go pee, love.
So bad.
Okay, go ahead, quickly go get in your whites.
We're having a white docking party.
Got it, got it.
That's enough outta you.
I want radio silence from here on in.
All right, guys, let's start kicking
them over nice and easy, okay?
Yeah.
-How we doing over there? -Twenty-five, 30.
Twenty-five, 30 by your starboard side marker.
Let me know when that stern clears the dock.
Rather drag my labia through a bunch
of broken tequila bottles in Tijuana,
like I've done before.
Oh, my God.
You're clear to start making your swing.
Twenty feet off and closing, we're flush up and down.
Looking good, Cap.
That was good, huh? Perfect!
Woo!
Attention all crew, attention all crew,
I need everybody on the main deck in whites.
All right, guys, come on.
Get ready for guests, people.
Oh, man, thank you.
I appreciate everything.
Oh, it's sad.
Get in here.
Let me get my big old boobies on you.
-Eddie. -Hey, bud.
-Good to meet you. -Good to meet you too, man.
Mwah!
I will never forget your food ever in my life.
I appreciate everything you guys did, it was awesome.
I mean, you guys putting up the slide
was the funniest damn thing I ever saw.
-Eddie, we got an issue. -What's that?
Look at the slide.
Oh, no.
I bet they hate blowing that thing up.
It's taking a lot longer than I thought.
Ugh, [bleep].
No kidding, it really was.
It wasn't your day.
Yeah, thanks, man. Really appreciate that.
Thanks for ----ing kicking us while we're down.
I mean, the service you gave us was awesome,
your meals were fantastic.
It was a great time, guys, and I appreciate it.
I got something here for you.
-Really, thank you. -Thanks.
-Congratulations. -Thank you!
It's hard to believe it's over.
-Thanks, guys. -Bye, thank you.
Thank you so much. Safe travels.
Some people should be.
Okay, let's go to work.
-Get in your work gear. -Yep.
Jess and Fraser if you want to get into your blues
and then we'll meet here in the main salon.
-Okay. -Sure thing.
Is he really pissed?
No, certainly not.
But I do wanna try to finish by 4:00 today,
so if you can finish all those beds.
Okay, sounds good.
And Fraser, to the laundry room you go.
-Mm! -Ugh.
I feel so ----ing big.
It's Rachel, coming in like an enraged orangutan.
-Exactly. -Rawr!
Woohoo!
Hottest-looking orangutan I ever saw.
Attention all crew,
I need everybody in the crew mess in five.
-Copy, Captain. -Copy.
Copy, Captain.
The deck team needs a wake-up call, and I'm gonna deliver it.
You'd think that after all this time
we could get one charter right.
You're more than halfway through the season,
and if you don't have your act together now,
when the [bleep] are you gonna get it together?
Is it just me, or do you feel like
a volcano is about to erupt?
Let's see, where do I wanna sit, directly across from him?
Mm, probably not.
Get in here with me.
I was less than happy this charter.
Your food was great, as usual.
Thank you.
I was pleased to see proper service etiquette at the table.
But deck crew, I expect everyone
to raise their bar, and if they don't, people will be gone.
Work hard, work smart, or get fired.
We're over halfway through the season
and we're still making rookie mistakes,
and it showed in the money department.
Our tip's 19,000.
The tip's ----ing low, and I'm kinda ticked the [bleep] off
about it, because I wanted to go for 30.
If I'm not getting any Goddamn sleep, I want 30.
We need to improve.
Deck crew, I wanna see you in the wheelhouse in five minutes.
And don't bring your smiles, you won't be needing them.
Thank you, Captain.
The deck team really ----ed up.
I'm just ashamed of the job we did.
I feel like everyone's a little bit on edge at the moment.
I do, too.
Wherever you're gonna feel the most uncomfortable.
That tip sucked.
I'm disappointed.
And what was the first thing the charter guest
mentioned when he got off the boat?
The slide.
The [bleep] up with the slide.
He thought it was comical 'cause y'all looked
like three cub bears trying to [bleep] a football.
The bar's up here;
you guys are down here... way down here.
If we [bleep] up that slide one more Goddamn time,
I'm gonna have somebody's ass,
and I don't care if it's one, two...
I don't care if it's all four of you.
I'll cancel the rest of the Goddamn season.
This is your final wake-up call.
I'm sorry you feel that way,
This is your final wake-up call.
I wanna see people being proactive.
I want you to anticipate.
It either happens on this charter
or people are gonna lose their job.
There are no more second chances.
Okay, carry on.
Wes and Rayna, please go wash the bow.
Captain Lee is pissed.
I haven't seen him this angry in a long time,
if ever, and it's embarrassing.
All right, start off rinsing the wall.
Yeah.
I just feel like I let Captain Lee down.
You know, I'm not really proud of myself.
Start rinsing, start washing.
I think regardless if the world is tumbling around us,
why don't you and I have a ----ing good time?
I think we need to.
Like, I wanna have a proper good time.
Interior crew, we can knock off for the day, thank you guys.
Did you hit the skis as well?
Ugh, I'm not a dodo bird.
I wanna work, and I wanna do...
I know you do. I know. Listen, I see what you can do.
I just don't know how to tell them anything.
-You just can't. -Eddie, Eddie, Rayna.
What stainless needs to be wiped down?
All of the stainless on main deck aft.
Copy.
Still talking to yourself?
Weird.
It's like you'd be very good at monologues.
Female equivalent of Morgan Freeman.
[laughing]
You guys are in a good mood.
Okay, good.
Deck team, deck team, you can knock off.
No, actually, you know what it is?
It's the ----ing hummus. Smell that sh--, dude.
-Ooh, yeah. -Yeah.
It's like that peppery, salt-and-vinegary...
I gotta do something with my hair.
Oh, hello.
-You look nice. -And so do you.
I like Jess.
I think she's cute, I think she's cool.
Now it feels like I'm in high school
and I have a crush on somebody.
Oh, I ----ing love those.
Tonight, I'm waiting for the signal.
Will you help me feel pretty?
Oh, my eyes! Oh!
Hey there, sweetheart.
-So do you. -You look like a girl dad.
A girl dad? No.
All right, you guys, ready to go?
Cool.
Ooh!
You're gonna watch your step, you're gonna take your time on.
Thank you.
Oh, this is very relaxing.
She's got... she's got character.
I think they will.
Ha ha, that's it.
-Who farted? -Not me.
Oh, wow, this looks lovely.
Let's just go and have a drink at the bar.
Thank you very much.
I'll take a Vicodin.
I would love a Tito's soda.
I'm going to get one of those.
That's a lot of Tito's.
Oh, that's all the Tito's?
I have resting sad face.
I don't know what people want from me.
-You do not. -And it's not that I'm sad.
I don't think I've seen that face.
It's because I'm always trying to be nice to you.
-Oh... mm. -Hm.
Where's Jess and Wes?
They're having a chitty-chat-chat-chat.
Ooh!
What do you think, think we're gonna get a day off eventually?
No.
-I make the most of it. -Make the most of it.
Your table is ready. Can I take you to it?
Oh, thank you. Yeah, let's do it.
-Oh, thank you, darling. -Cheers, bro.
Cheers, babe.
This is just straight vodka, basically.
Let me get the goat cheese salad?
I'm gonna do the mixed green salad.
The steak, well-done.
-Yeah. -Here you are.
-Thank you so much. -Thank you very much.
Mm!
I just wanna feed you.
Mm!
Here's a good story.
In my first week in yachting in the South of France,
ended up sleeping with one of the stews.
We ----ed on one of the guests' Louis Vuitton bags.
The next day, we had to go up to the bridge,
and the captain's like, "Jake, you slept with one of the stews,
and I ----ing told you not to do that."
But then he just starts ----ing cracking up.
Hashtag white privilege.
Boy, tomorrow's gonna be such a day.
We're putting up and down the slide tomorrow.
-Why? -To get it right.
Hey, cheers to a beautiful boss.
Cheers these guys.
Cheers, guys.
Goddamn it, this is dripping all over me.
Should we move outside?
Yeah, let's do it.
I would love to sit on one of those comfy chairs,
but it's like, where's the fire pit?
Piss off, this one's mine... piss off!
[bleep] off!
Can I get in the middle?
Yeah, baby.
[bleep] yeah, mother----ers.
Fetal position and die.
I got no juice.
Oh, no, wait, wait, wait, you're on my dress.
I have safety pins on it.
We know you got a boyfriend.
Well, I don't think she does...
Because you've got a fiancé and I've got a boyfriend.
You never told me you have a boyfriend.
-Oh sh--dick. -You didn't mention him before.
I've mentioned him to the other crewmembers.
You've never asked.
I think Jake is so great, I really do.
If I was five years younger in my party-[bleep]-it phase,
and if I wasn't taken,
a moustache ride doesn't sound all that bad.
Ah, pumpkin.
I've been single for three years I think now.
-Three years? -I think it's three.
I stopped counting.
I keep feeling like he wants to kiss me,
but he's expecting me to kiss him.
So, it's like this little awkward,
like, little thing that's going on.
Wes could be on island time, a little bit, but just do it.
I've hung out with my grandparents for my entire life.
I'm good with just them.
Tired, I think we're all tired.
Bitchy makeup, we're here.
I left my purse in there.
I just need to find my purse.
It's over here.
I thought so.
Hey!
This is your final wake-up call.
Are we leaving?
-Thank you very much. -Thank you very much.
It's just like this.
Oh, my God, should we squish Rayna in here
so they have their own car, Wes and Jess?
-Yes. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rayna!
We're gonna let Wes and Jess have a car.
Yeah!
Oh, yeah, we definitely got this to ourselves.
Oh [bleep] yes!
We should have a song that we always sing
every time we go out and we get drunk.
♪ You insane kids 'bout to make them tips ♪
♪ Breakin' it down, we're slow and low ♪
[chattering]
I just wanna go home and smoke a joint.
Oh, God.
How was everyone's drive?
Come on in, folks.
Watch me run to my bed, hee hee... bye!
Hey.
Good night.
Did I kiss Wes?
You did.
I think I just gave him a peck o the cheek to go to sleep.
I mean, that was hardly a kiss.
Um...
Oh...
♪ Bed time
♪ Hey, ho, drop that sh-- till it float ♪
-What was it? -What was it?
Real sh--, no.
That's cancel culture, better be careful
when you say the "N" word.
-What do you mean? -They'll cancel you so hard.
And no... and, like, you can't say that.
You can't.
I don't... I... I mean...
I like you, but just, like, you gotta be careful,
because people... you know how people are.
2021... it's not 2002 anymore, you know?
I didn't think I said it.
You said it in the bathroom today.
That's okay, I still love you.
I'm just... I'm telling you, just be careful.
Yeah, I can respect that, thank you.
I got you. I got you.
Mm-hmm.
-[bleep] -Better drink it, bitch.
Drink it, drink it, drink it.
You have got your tank top in my room.
Yeah, I'm gonna go out.
Why?
Because.
No.
I'm in shock.
I don't even remember saying that.
Oh!
I don't know whose this is, but it's [bleep] in the way.
I don't want to be, like, the angry person,
but I think what bothers me that I'm supposed to work with
these people who think this sh--'s okay.
She thought it was cool, and it hurts me.
It hurts my heart, it hurts everything in me.
Morning.
We're gonna put the slide up right now.
The biggest issues we're having, obviously,
is the foot coming down and getting out properly.
So what I'm thinking is if we're able to drop it down to here,
and then have you guys inflate as much as you can,
I think that might be the best way.
Okay, let's do this thing.
Let's do it!
I want the deck team to step it up
and to get their job dialed in.
Our asses are on the line.
You got to pull it together.
All right, dropping over the first flake now.
Good morning, Captain, how are you?
Good.
Thank you very much.
-I love it. -Feels good.
Okay, one more flake, let's see where it lands.
Ready? One, two, three.
Don't waste time doing vacuum on anything above the floor.
Perfect, now you can stop.
We are going to start inflating.
Am I good to let this unroll and keep going?
Yes.
Copy that.
Do we need any ginger or turmeric? No.
Faster. Faster.
It's taking way too long.
-It's looking pretty good. -All right, copy that.
That took us over an hour.
But hey, yeah, we got it worked out.
No lives lost, no wrong bends.
-We're good, I think. -Yeah.
Eddie, Rachel, Heather, I need you in the crew mess
immediately for a preference sheet meeting.
-Copy. -Copy.
-Hello. -Hi, sweet pea!
So, here we go, number five.
Co-primary, Chelsea and Michael Gonella,
a San Francisco-based couple
who are obsessed with travel and food.
But due to a recent bicycle accident,
co-primary Chelsea will be coming aboard
with her jaw wired shut
and will be unable to consume any solid foods.
I don't think I could handle having my mouth wired shut.
I think within, like, the first couple days
I'd have some wire clippers going to it, you know?
Because I can't keep my mouth shut.
Dinner first night,
your version of traditional Cetacean dishes.
[bleep]
They wanna do a silent disco beach party.
I love silent disco!
And dinner night two, black and gold...
-Hot tub. -Glam party.
Glam party.
So, we'll have to get her a birthday straw.
I'm outta here.
You have a good night last night?
Oh...
I did, I was just so tired, man.
I know.
Were you able to get some alone time with Wes?
Yeah.
He's super nice.
He is lovely, isn't he?
-No. -Like, I'm...
-I'm... -I didn't think so.
I'm used to...
I'm used to men who are a little bit more suave.
Yeah.
But I mean, does he think anything romantic's going on?
I don't know.
What's going on with you and Jess?
You didn't kiss her or anything?
Yeah, what the [bleep] is wrong with you?
She was ready for it.
Yeah, I was confused about that.
Nothing was insinuated though, was it?
Maybe.
What? What do you mean?
I don't know.
-Well, what happened? -Like... nothing.
-Did something happen? -Nothing happened.
It was ----ing weird.
You just have to lean in and just...
Yeah.
Look at that.
-Eddie, Eddie, Lee. -Go for Eddie.
Yeah, you wanna come up the wheelhouse?
On my way.
Dark chocolate-covered raspberries...
that's gonna be the Tits McGee.
I'll rip out my sweater puppets for those.
What are sweater puppets?
Those are tits.
-I didn't know that! -Yeah.
What's up?
Jesus Christ, look at this?
-What, water spots? -Yeah.
They just rinsed it.
-Look at this. -Oh, yeah.
I mean, seriously?
Wes and Rayna, they said they washed everything up here.
This looks like sh--.
Eddie's not handling this well.
The work should have been double-checked.
That's why you got three stripes.
That's even glistening.
It's caked on.
Brand new ----ing skis, and look at 'em.
-I want everything scrubbed. -Okay.
Eddie needs to get control of his deck team yesterday,
or I'm gonna start handing out plane tickets.
One way, compliments of Captain Lee's Travel Agency.
This is bullsh--.
Are we leaving?
Wes and Rayna, they said they washed everything up here.
This looks like [bleep].
I want everything scrubbed.
-Okay. -This is bullsh--.
I'm getting frustrated, because their mistakes
are reflecting poorly on me.
I gotta ----ing come down on these guys.
I think that for our last charter,
we should have just had smokin' hot titties for dinner.
Just put some smoke in there and be like, whoosh.
I've seen a bit too much of this room today.
Well, you made it very nice in here.
Thank you.
Wes, the stairs have still got loads of, like, bugs on.
Can you just give them a mop?
-Will do. -Cheers.
-Chef Rachel... -Yes?
Is there anything I can help you with?
No, sweetheart, I'm closing shop right now.
I need to talk to you and Wes.
What happened?
Well, we're gonna talk about it, aren't we?
Oh, God.
You guys said you did the rescue tender and the jet-skis.
Well, Captain Lee went up and saw your handiwork...
-God. -and is pissed.
-There's salt over everything. -Sorry...
Wait, gimme a second, let me finish.
Ugh, you know what, Eddie, aka Jimmy Neutron,
not in the mood right now.
I've been working my ass off all day.
I'm just over it.
Now, you guys have to get up early in the morning
and get it done.
Is there something wrong?
No, I never said anything.
No, you don't have to say anything
if your eyes roll off the back of your head.
I told you, it has nothing to do with you.
-Okay. Thank you guys. -Thanks, Eddie.
This is some bullsh--.
That's something that ain't getting talked about.
What, when?
Yes, I'm just tired.
I...
Like, I really need a ----ing break.
-Wait... what? What? -Yeah. Yeah.
You... well, you didn't tell me that.
-When'd that happen? -Yeah.
But they out there kiki-ing and stuff.
-What? -Yeah.
So tired of this sh--.
When? Where?
Can you just help me clean this up so we can be done?
I really don't wanna talk.
-You look great. -T hanks.
I've been looking like a hot mess.
I don't even wear any makeup.
It's so busy and it's so stressful,
so I think I just forgot how much work it was.
I have innate guilt all the time, like,
I have to keep working, I have to be here, I have to do this.
I don't wanna let people down.
But I've never been on a charter that runs this fast.
I'm having a hard time.
Yeah, I have to go to bed.
-Okay. -Love you, goodbye.
-Hey, boo. -You wanna smoke a ciggie?
Yeah, now.
Oh [bleep] me running with a chainsaw.
I need to get Eddie so I can talk to him after this.
What happened?
I think he feels like I was being disrespectful.
I kinda rolled my eyes, and he was, like, upset.
In his eyes, we [bleep] up ever day.
How did Rayna react?
It did not seem good.
-She's pissed off... -It's some childish sh--.
She was rolling her eyes at me and it's not cool.
When?
Okay.
I know, darling.
You know sometimes when you're frustrated
everything could bother you?
Yeah.
There are certain things, like what you just mentioned to me...
Yeah.
Which I think you have every right to be bothered by...
-And then I come back, and I... -So that, you should voice.
Yeah.
And you should voice to Eddie
that you didn't mean to come across that way.
Across that way. No, I'm going to.
That's what I'm gonna tell him.
Ooh.
[knocking]
-Yep? -Can I come in?
Yep.
Eddie...
I appreciate you realize that,
and thank you for coming to talk to me.
It's... we're good.
And I think I'm frustrated with, like, kind of...
I get it, I know you're frustrated.
You've got great organizational skills.
Yeah.
You handled the slide really well this morning,
but missed big things that needed to get done.
-It's not okay, though. -It's not okay.
It's physically not okay.
It's not okay, and I'm sure that I'm gonna have
to have other talks with you...
-Yes. -Just please...
Take your face off.
-Exactly, you know? -Yeah.
That's something I've gotten in trouble with my parents
since the ----ing beginning of time.
Yeah.
So when you said that, man, I'm like [bleep].
I'm so sorry about that.
If you ever do that to Captain Lee...
-I'm ----ed. -You're ----ed.
You're gone. You're gone.
You might as well just pack your sh-- up, yeah.
All right.
And just I... and I think I'm, like, trying...
like, I think I'm already frustrated on another level.
I can understand that.
I did not hear her say that,
and I would have not been okay with her saying that.
I know you weren't there, but, like, Jake was there...
Well, I was in the... I was in the car.
No, it wasn't in the car.
Oh, it wasn't in the car, okay.
It was once in the restaurant.
And then I told her, like...
No, you can't say those things.
You need to take care of yourself,
and you need to stand up for yourself when need be.
But when it comes down to just getting the job done...
Yeah.
That's what this is about, is getting the job done.
Yeah.
Try to separate what's happening personally
with what's happening on deck.
-It's a lot. -Yeah.
And you have the potential to move up in rank, Rayna.
You have it. You just need to focus.
-Yeah. -Focus.
And don't take things personally.
Yeah, I don't think the way you...
like, I feel like the way you talk to us,
I don't take anything personal.
I think you do it in a very proactive way,
even though, you know what I mean, like...
-Yeah. -It's a very positive way.
Like, even though you're coming down on us, you still...
it's still, like, a... you know what I mean?
I don't wanna... like, I don't wanna be a dick.
-A dick, yeah. -I don't wanna be...
like, I don't like being a dick.
-Yeah. -But I can be one.
Can be one.
-----ing hell! -Right?
-Thanks, Ed. -Yep.
-Edward. -I'll talk to you later.
Talk to you.
Oh, my God.
Next, on "Below Deck"...
Hello!
Did I mention you have a lady with her jaw wired shut?
Ugh, why tonight, why?
Gets you going, huh? Oh, yeah.
You play this whole nice guy act, but in reality,
you're just a plain old freak, aren't you?
How are you doing?
Good, can you and I have a chat privately?
Sure.
Sh--.
-Whoa. -Oh, my God.
Something gone missing?
Oh, wow.
Everything is going wrong.
It back-clipped on itself.
Thirty-five years, I've never seen it.
I watched it fall off.
That's bullsh--.
I'll go to bat for you guys,
but don't put my ----ing head on a Goddamn chopping block.