Previously, on "Below Deck"...
All right, we've gotta start making a move on the...
We don't need to go that fast.
This is our job, isn't it?
Go ahead and drop fenders.
Oh, man, we lost a cover.
Mother----er.
Sorry about that, Cap.
It's just little things like that show Wes' inexperience
on a mega yacht.
The wind here is just too ----ing strong.
I'm sick of it all.
I don't want another ----ing thing
falling off this boat, copy?
-Yes. -Copy.
How is Jess doing?
Her spirits just always seem down.
[bleep] you, seam!
She's just, like, moping around as if, like, she's pure misery.
Right.
And it's just everything she does, there's a sigh before it,
and I'm not gonna keep trying
to pull her up and get shot down.
Don't do this!
Winkie to winkie?
Ah!
How do you guys feel?
Do you remember making out with Fraser?
-Did I? -Yeah.
Mother----er.
I love the pictures we got last night.
What?
-Did you not know that? -No!
[grunts]
What, so I made out with Fraser?
A lot of times, all night, all night.
Okay, I thought you guys were gonna [bleep].
[laughing]
-No! -Like, multiple times.
No!
I made out with Jake.
Yes, you did.
So embarrassing.
I can't believe that that happened
and I had no recollection.
I'm worried that it's gonna affect the friendship,
because things get weird when people hook up.
It was, like, really hot.
It was all...
Oh, my God, the tongue was right in here, hey?
Everything.
Ah!
I had a good night, and that's all that matters.
So, yeah, I feel awkward.
-Achoo! -Bless you!
-Are you okay? -Yeah.
-You sure? -Yeah.
It's nothing to be upset about.
No, no, it's embarrassing that I got ----ing wasted
and don't remember anything.
-You were very cute. -Thank you.
[fly buzzes]
I really would like the flies to go away,
but apparently that's not an option.
-Yeah. -Okay.
Good, strong rinse.
Plug it in, plug it in, plug it in.
So many euphemism.
Oh, my God, last night.
Sexy man!
Woohoo!
Fraser, I love you, babe!
Sorry about last night, mate.
I had the best ----ing time.
All I know is that me and you were making out a lot.
Well, I'm really sorry about that.
No, it's cool.
I'm very proud of myself that I'm so free, sexually.
You should be!
You're a decent chap.
I'm straight, but I've kissed many guys.
I don't give a [bleep] what people think.
As long as you're having fun,
because that's what life's about, isn't it?
Anyway, I'll speak to you later, mate.
All right, peace out, bro.
Sh-- happens, we had a good night.
Life is okay.
[fly buzzes]
Scared him.
I bet I got him.
Ah!
Show me what's been going on.
So, these both need to be done.
-I've just fit... -Both of them?
I thought each room had one bed that wasn't slept in?
Jess took the sheets off.
Hm, that's awesome.
It's fine.
For the charter going forward,
I'm gonna put a little pressure on Jess.
Okay.
And I'd love to put her on service and you on laundry.
Okay.
Wanna see if a little excitement
might bring her out of her shell a bit.
Yeah, that's not a bad shot, actually.
I feel like that's the last kind of play I have in my book.
Team morale is the backbone of a successful crew,
and usually I can pull someone out of a funk.
I've never had to fire a stew before.
So, I'm gonna put you on earlies.
Yeah, okay, great.
I'm hoping that switching the roles will be a new light
at the end of the tunnel for Jess,
because it's time to kick some ass.
Good luck, you're gonna need it.
Oh, the stainless, what have you done so far?
Oh, all of this.
There we go.
♪ Makin' this laundry my bitch
Eddie, Rachel, Heather, I need you guys in the crew mess.
Copy that.
Copy that, Captain.
-I can scoot down more. -Sure.
-Howdy-hey-ho. -Howdy, howdy.
-Howdy, howdy, Cap. -How we doing?
Charter number quattro.
Primary charter guest is Michael Cadez.
Michael's a Colorado-based distributor for Anheuser-Busch.
Michael fought a battle with cancer
and received a clean bill of health one year ago,
and has planned this charter to celebrate
with friends and family.
Way to go, Michael.
On night one, they've invited me to dinner.
They're gonna have a booby party.
The primary recovered from breast cancer.
Right.
So, I guess we're celebrating boobs.
Cancer's a son of a bitch.
Three years ago, my mom was diagnosed with cancer.
We're really close, it was really rough.
There was a realization that I could lose her.
You know, that... that was scary.
But she's got a clean bill of health now,
and she's a tough bitch.
I love her.
A pain in my ass too, though. She's my mom, you know.
And night two, they want a Greek dinner served family-style.
Group looks forward to celebrating with drinks
always in hand and water toys available at all times.
We're talking a meat-and-potatoes family here.
-Yeah. -I could see a barbeque.
Any questions?
What time do we pick up tomorrow?
It's a 12:00 pickup, but I think we're gonna do
something a little different.
I think we'll leave the dock about 10:00 in the morning,
put the jet-skis in the water.
Okay.
And we will have everything all set up,
so the first time they see the boat
they'll see the water slide, they'll see all the toys out.
I think it'll be good.
-Whatever you want, Cap. -Yeah.
I don't know why it wasn't thought of sooner.
We are wasting the first three hours of their charter
getting to our location, setting up the water toys.
Their holiday should start,
bang, right when they get on board.
That's it, let's get to work, finish up for the day.
Ciao.
He is so hating me right now. [chuckles]
I'm not a fan of this 10:00 leaving the dock.
That's ----ing insane.
Yeah, that's ----ing insane.
Did I ever ask you how you got into yachting?
It's weird, I don't see a lot of Black folks
in the yachting world.
I haven't gotten any blatant racists.
You're from the islands, so it's a little different.
But it is a whole nother ballgame in the States.
Like, it's insanity.
I grew up with racist friends, and I just ignored it.
But I went to high school in the States.
You did go... you did go to high school in the States.
Yeah, and I would be in St. Thomas for half the year.
Is it... like, how is it in the islands?
Eight-five percent Black.
Like, I don't feel weird.
I don't have that sinking feeling,
and this is why I love the Caribbean so much.
I wish everybody could feel that for a brief moment.
All I know is being Black in America is not easy.
I've gotten beaten up by cops, I've gotten maced by cops.
One time, me and my homegirl, we were out;
next thing I know we getting beat the [bleep] up
in the elevator by, like, three white guys, literally.
They were calling us monkeys and ----ing sh--.
Where was this?
In Minneapolis, where the George Floyd thing happened.
It was just the most scariest thing
I've ever went through in my life.
What the [bleep] is wrong with people?
I'm very traumatized by a lot of things
that have happened to me, you know?
I've had racism, even though my father's white, so I get it,
and I can definitely empathize with what Rayna's saying.
But I have not had multiple dudes
spewing slurs and beat me up.
I have not had that much hurt
and I don't know what that's like.
But we live to see another day, baby, right?
-Let's go to bed. -Let's go.
Ah.
Previously, on "Below Deck"...
Oh [bleep] my life.
-How are you? -I'm all right, how y'all doing?
Good.
Interior, can you meet me up in the sky lounge?
Copy that.
Game plan is blow up the two NautiBuoys.
As soon as we get the provisions on,
drop lines and get the [bleep] outta here.
-Yeah. -And then we can get toys out.
But we're actually...
we're leaving the dock at 10:00 a.m.
It was Captain Lee's idea.
Ah, I'm tired.
It's gonna be one of those balls-to-the-wall days, baby.
-Yeah, yeah. -All right?
Let's do this.
I don't know about you two,
but I'm feeling very excited about this charter.
I would love to do a little switch-up...
-you on laundry... -Cool.
And have you on service.
I think it'd just be a great little change-up.
I'm a little bit of a loner,
so I'm not overly thrilled about being guest-facing.
The number one thing I'm looking for in this charter,
always making sure the guests are checked on every 10 minutes.
I don't know, that makes me feel very awkward.
I think it'll be a nice little change.
All right, let's pump these up.
Are we still looking at a 10:00 a.m. departure?
Yeah, I'm gonna have you drive the jet-skis over.
We'll see how your deck crew does getting off the dock.
Mm-hmm.
Thank you, Cap.
What have we got?
Those are all of the clean napkins
that have yet to be ironed.
-We... I've just been... -Do they need to be?
Well, we've been kind of putting that on the back burner
because it's the last priority.
What's happening, bros?
How are we doing with toys, what have we inflated?
We've got the NautiBuoys inflated...
-Everything's inflated? -On the table?
What about this?
I don't know whose room that came from.
Jake, you're taking the boat off today.
You're gonna be calling the distances.
Don't [bleep] it up.
Oh!
Okay, I'm gonna just get to organizing it now.
All crew, all crew, provisions on the dock.
These just are going to the galley.
It's just for interior.
Where do you want the Evian?
With the crew water.
I gotta go pee-pee.
Check this out, look at this.
What is that?
Yeah, I'd like this.
-Is that it? -Yeah, that's it for right now.
These shawls and socks, this can go in the...
What is that... this has a really bad smell.
Throw that away.
What is it?
Oh, my God, that stinks so bad.
That is so bad.
Where were they?
Up here, and the smell... is absolutely revolting.
I don't know.
It not as if someone's been working in here
for the past few charters and not noticed.
It smells like rotten vagina.
It does, not that I would know, but...
But see, this is why you're gay.
This is why I'm gay,
because I don't wanna smell sh-- like that.
Oh, good call.
Jake, Jake, we are going to get outta here.
Copy, dropping lines.
All right, Rayna.
Copy that, let me know when all lines are clear.
Rayna, go grab this next one.
Perfect.
All lines are clear.
Coming off.
Five foot off the dock.
I've never had to call distances before,
Stern, 10 foot off the dock.
----ing hell.
Holding at 25 feet off the dock.
Stern, clear off the dock.
Roger that, we're outta here.
Well done.
Are you excited to be on service?
I just do what they tell me to do.
I can tell you don't wanna be in the laundry room.
It might be good to change things up.
You can get the laundry room in order.
-You guys all right? -Yeah.
Good?
So, let's go ahead and prep the anchor.
Copy that.
Their lunch will be grilled burgers, hot dogs,
-they like that, so... -Ooh!
Yeah.
Anchor's prepped.
On my mark, two and a half... and drop.
Eddie, prepare to come alongside.
Copy.
That's two and a half.
Hold that and let's see what happens.
Long stay, 11:00, it's just holding at the moment.
Lock it in.
[bleep] yeah, smashed it.
That was... that was good.
All right, we can get this out.
We've got under an hour.
Um, see... really? Really?
Ten limes, five lemons, eight grapefruit.
-Is this ready to go out? -Yeah.
The slide's the priority.
We're hitting that right now.
This place is gross.
Bada-boom, bada-bing.
Do you know what I can find more of these empty jars,
because there's not any left down there.
I would just open everything up.
-Oh. -Always just open everything up.
Be like, it'll be a little crazy at first,
but it's all about the ride, right?
Yep.
-Did you drop it? - Yeah.
Okay.
There you go, nice job, good job.
Ugh.
Whoa.
It's gotta go all the way out.
All the way out, yeah.
I'm getting somewhere.
Holy mother of ----ing Jesus Christ and God...
We're getting somewhere.
...and Jesus, Mary, Mary, and Joseph.
Smile.
Look what you've accomplished.
-Eddie, we got an issue. -What's that?
Look at the bottom of the slide.
-Oh, no. -Who's ready to go swimming?
I am!
I'm gonna go down.
Yeah. Fifteen minutes to guest arrival.
[bleep] we are running outta time.
This is my nightmare.
Watch your step, ladies.
All right, you wanna get changed?
You've got 15 minutes.
Thank you.
Let the slack off.
-There you are. -All right, that's good.
Start inflating, up top.
Say again?
What's the hold-up with that inflation on top, let's go.
Copy.
Wes, like, come on.
That's good.
Make sure the guys are changed up.
-I need a beer. -I thought there'd be
-a crate of beer. -What a view.
Bitch, eat me.
Lookin' nice, lookin' very nice.
I think we probably need to pick up the pace a bit,
we're running out of time.
Attention all crew, attention all crew,
we've got guests in sight.
In sight, [bleep].
Let's make sure everybody is ready to go on that aft deck.
Wes, you hear that?
-Wes! -Yeah.
Fraser, welcome towels on standby.
Where are they?
Eddie, you take the stern.
Jesus Christ.
Where are we lining up?
Bridge deck is uncovered and pillows are good.
Okay, everything is on deck.
By the skin of our teeth.
I always trust Captain Lee.
He's got a method to his madness.
However, we're cutting things a little close.
It's just chaos.
Who's doing the lines?
Goddamn it.
I need you guys up here.
The only people I need on the swim platform are Eddie.
What the [bleep]?
You're making my life harder, Cap.
We're here, we're here, we're here.
Gimme that, thank you.
Goddamn it.
The only person I need on the swim platform is Eddie.
Yes.
Well, tits.
I swore he said platform.
-Well, hello, hello! -Hello!
-Welcome aboard My Seanna. -Thank you.
Hello!
-Michael. -Michael, my pleasure.
-Michael, welcome on board. -Hey.
A glass of champagne for you. There you are.
-Hi, thanks. -Nice to meet you.
I'm loving your 'stache, man.
You're cute.
Welcome aboard, we're gonna get your luggage.
Heather is gonna take you on a tour of the yacht,
and then we'll get the party started.
Appreciate it!
Well, come on up these stairs.
-Can I grab luggage? -Yeah.
Ladies first, this way.
Ditching the towel.
So, this is what we call the bridge deck aft.
Oh, nice.
Ample tanning area.
Holy sh--.
I'll warn you in the Caribbean we have some pretty crazy wind.
Well, hell, we're used to blowing snow, so this is good.
You got cold beer in there, I hope.
-I sure do. -Hell, yeah.
The sun deck.
This is your entrance to the infamous slide, as well.
Yay!
We're like, ready to rock and roll on that thing.
Yes, we are.
Ooh, that looks pretty and heavy.
Shall we continue with the tour?
Yeah, sorry, we can do the tour.
Get your butt going.
-That's it. -Quickly get changed.
You've gotta hold on tight when you get drunk there, Justin.
-I just want more beer. -The master suite.
-Damn! -Wow!
I definitely wanna get in the water.
I wanna get in the water.
Tonight, we've got a booby cake.
I was gonna do, like, a vanilla cake
with coconut with, like, cherry nipples.
We're not gonna talk about, like,
my nipples sprouting, all right?
These conversations go south so ----ing quick.
-Thank you. -[wolf whistle]
Mike, you wanna bunk with me tonight?
No!
Where's Wes?
I've never seen such a cute little moustache.
Oh, thank you very much.
-Hold my beer. -Yes, sir.
Ah!
[screams]
Oh, God, look at that.
We've gotta get it over my big titties.
Ah!
The wine fridge. There's, like, 12 bottles.
Every time you say the bridge pantry,
I think they went outside.
Why don't you get changed after that and then set the table.
-Okay. -Okay.
So, these, I can fold.
I might as well dry them.
I stripped that laundry room from all of its sins.
This is Captain Lee's.
There's a tiny part of me that wants Jess
to fail in this one...
-[hiccups] -so I can go back to service.
But I just need to smile and wave and stay out of it.
I'll get it for you.
Maybe you wanna sit for lunch in 15?
Sure.
Smoke is coming in hot.
-Who wants a glass? -Oh, I'll do a can.
Thank you.
Ah!
Oh, flopped!
It's nice hearing guests having fun.
Whew!
All right, they're gonna sit.
Okay, cool, sweet.
Put the babies in the buns.
So, I guess I'm the head of the table, Dad?
Of course you are.
-Let's take a little break. -Good.
Go sit down in the crew, cool off, relax.
Okay.
Look at that beer, though. Look how cold that is.
Do they drink a lot of that out in Colorado?
-Yes. Yes, they do. -Oh, my gosh.
Big time.
Are these burgers good to go up?
Yeah, they're ready to roll.
Oh, mate, this laundry room looks amazing.
They look awesome.
I hate that ----ing door.
-Ooh! -Oh, look at that sh--!
That's all you get.
Are you sh--ting me right now?
This'll be the only salad I eat this month.
These are the best sliders I've ever had.
They're nice and hot and warm, too.
How you guys feeling?
Just peachy.
What a ----ing full-on morning, hey?
Yeah, well, we just gotta work faster,
-and then-- -Sick!
I'm gonna go get dressed, I'll be back.
Have you got a problem?
We were busting ass.
Yeah, you think so?
We... whoa.
So, you could step it up and get maximum effort.
But we had our hands full moving at warp speed.
You need to move faster.
You go too fast, you're gonna get hurt.
Yeah, but you can work not like a ----ing slug.
When it comes to me about moving faster, I will address it.
But when it's coming from you, I'm good.
You're the one responsible for the time management
so every little thing gets done.
I shouldn't have to be there to tell you every little thing,
you know what I mean?
I don't wanna be nagging.
Speed up... got it.
I hear those espresso martinis coming.
Hurricane Nicki has been upgraded to category three.
Why don't you sober up with some Bud Lite?
Yes, this is nice.
Oh, my gosh, what else are we gonna do?
Do we go back out?
I'm going on that trampoline.
They're going up and down the slide.
I wasn't trying to be--
You can do whatever you want.
I'm gonna start decorating these titties.
I usually pinch nipples, I don't really bite them.
Oh, my God.
You girls can't even stand, ha!
Should I do your favorite streamer job?
You know how much I love it.
Oh [bleep] me.
Come down here, everybody gets off.
Booby party, here we come.
All right, we'll get all this sh-- away
and then we'll get into our blacks.
These are quite good.
----ing hell.
Once you're done there, you can go on a break.
Welcome to my titty town.
Lick my ----ing dick right now.
This is for all you guys.
Beautiful!
Here for the boobs!
I love this!
I got really, really irritated,
because Fraser was upset that he got put on laundry.
So, he threw a hissy fit about
the ----ing state of the laundry room.
I'm like, everybody's been telling me
-how great of a job I'm doing. -Even Captain Lee.
And then you wanna ----ing knock me down?
I just don't have patience for that sh--.
You wanna act a certain way, you can act a certain way
and I'm just gonna ----ing ignore you until you
-act like a human being again. -Yeah.
I just don't like it when other people
start acting a certain way.
I don't know that I have much more to give.
We're here, we're here, we're here.
We're going to change into our blacks,
then we'll come back out.
Then we're gonna move that slide.
We're going down, try to get ready.
Service always gets hectic, but it's just about, like,
rolling with the punches.
Yeah, okay.
Gonna try and make this look sexy somehow.
Honey, take off your gosh-darn...
take it off, take it off.
You're not wearing that at dinner.
Damn!
I am not taking off my Gilligan hat.
-You're a nut. -It's great!
Go ahead and start deflating that.
That's what we're talking about.
All right, you guys ready to start hoisting?
Yes, sir.
Here we go.
Oh, God. Jesus!
This is gonna be fun.
I want you to do my hair.
I don't know how to do your hair, honey.
-Drink? -You know it.
Where's she at?
Where'd she go?
-Should I just make my own? -Yeah.
Cute.
What kind of whiskey they got here?
What can I help you with today, sir?
There ya go!
-Uh-oh! -Am I allowed to do this?
-It's your vacation. -Yeah.
What would you like to mix it with?
It's already laid out.
-There you go. -Jesus.
-I'm sorry. -No worries.
Oh, my God, what the heck?
What?
Why are you making your drink?
I'm bartender tonight.
Can I make you some rum punch?
This is embarrassing.
I'm a very patient person, but I'm at my wits' end, honestly.
And I don't ever want a guest making their own drink.
I know, he...
I would push him out, just like I did.
Okay.
Make your territory known, or it won't be your territory at all.
You got it, babe.
Heather is sucking all of my energy
right out the ----ing window.
I would just go check, like, rooms
we could maybe get into at the moment.
Okay.
I'm not the super stew that she wants me to be.
I'm definitely reaching my breaking point, for sure.
Ugh, kill me now.
Fraser, Fraser, Heather.
Go ahead, Heather.
Can I get your help with the table and such?
Really? Hm-hm.
-Okay. -I'll do that right away.
That would be amazing.
You know what? [bleep] this sh--.
Guests were behind the bar making their own drinks,
and she was standing over there.
I don't ever wanna ----ing see someone behind here.
I'm about to ----ing rip sh-- open.
Mental.
Where's your pink shirt?
Was that a real question?
That looks really good.
Random shoe.
Ow, my bumhole.
I love this shirt, yay!
-Need some help in here? -Yeah.
All right, well, I'll get somebody
in here to help you out.
Oh, my gosh, they're boobies!
They could be pasties.
What's happening, guys?
Rachel needs help in the galley,
and tomorrow, things have to go ----ing perfectly.
I need people to bust their ass.
Be quick, be smooth, be efficient, and no mistakes.
Hey, Captain, how are you today?
Thank you for allowing me to dine with you this evening.
Thank you!
We're kinda celebrating my dad.
He's a breast cancer survivor, right?
-Breast cancer-free! -Congratulations.
Thank you!
They did chemo, and you didn't miss a day of work.
Nope.
And you didn't miss a day of your life.
Nope... well, yeah, just gotta keep on.
-You can't... -You keep on.
Can't stop doing what you're doing
just because you have something going on.
Okay, let's get on a better subject now.
All right, cheers to you, the one-boob wonder.
Yeah.
All of them have officially seated.
Busy.
Tonight's theme is titties a la carte.
Michael has really simple preferences.
So, the goal is to take everything
that Michael really loves, but zhivaderm it up.
And then top it off with a motorboatin' titty cake.
♪ Forty-year-old mammaries, shifting to the sides ♪
-Buongiorno. -Buongiorno.
Get outta town!
Oh, thank you, there it is.
You have a Caribbean conch fritter.
Then you have a traditional chowder base as well.
-Yay! -Thank you!
Look at these little treasure chests.
Yeah!
It's just too cute.
It was so beautiful.
-Right? -Oh, my God!
[yawns]
I'm just gonna check the master real quick.
What kind of time do I got?
-About five minutes. -Beautiful.
Do you have any grandbabies or...
I do, I have seven.
-Oh! -Well, that's good.
Oh, come on.
Jess, Jess, Heather. You wanna meet me in the master?
Oh, my God.
So, I'm the oldest of my dad's three girls.
We say four, because he loves his dog more
than I think he does all of his girls.
Because she don't talk back.
Hello, love.
Okay, couple things.
I would wipe this out with paper towel, water drops.
Yes, ma'am. Mm-hmm.
Here in the sink...
Good day, actually, it was a very good day.
So, with knowing that, I haven't looked downstairs yet.
Okay.
I'm just gonna plate the potatoes right now.
I love the sauce with the peppers.
-Right? -Oh, my God, that's amazing.
Chef is rock star.
I think she's kinda cute.
My wife has yet another girl crush.
I do!
-Can I go with this? -Yes, ready to roll.
Thank you.
For your final course, a petit filet
with a Hasselback red potato and truffle.
Looks awesome to me.
Any A1 or Heinz 57?
-Oh. -Okay, I'll bring that to you.
Yeah, good.
Fraser, can you go down in 10 minutes?
Yeah.
-Yeah. -I don't fit in.
I think you reach a certain age
and you just don't ----ing care anymore.
I don't need to fit in everywhere I go.
I'm a good party of one.
All right, I have to clean this bidet over here.
I'll talk to you in a bit, okay?
Yep.
♪ Titties
♪ Saggy, droopy, 40-year-old titties ♪
♪ Titties
Clay, did you see that?
-No. -That was a big fish.
That's inside-out; I don't care.
How you feeling, man?
-I'm tired. -Yeah, you look tired.
Let's get outta here.
Oh, my gosh!
♪ Happy titty day to you
Woo!
I have never seen dessert that is so discomboobulated.
You know, it's usually her blowing it, not me.
-Oh! -Hey!
Thank you so much.
You are so welcome.
-Delicious. -All right, I'm going to sleep.
Thank you very much, man, appreciate it.
My pleasure.
-Did Rayna just go down? - Yeah, yeah.
----ing tired.
Good night, guys.
We hope you had an enjoyable day.
Holy sh-- it's cold in here again, ooh!
-This is an early night. -Thank God.
We closing?
Jennifer's closing.
Is she pulling the plates for tomorrow morning?
Yeah, I wrote that on her list.
Awesome.
I'm gonna lose my sh-- tomorrow if nothing changes.
Oh, I know.
There's no way I'm gonna make it through the rest
of the season with Fraser in a happy place
if we're constantly picking up after Jess.
-All right, I'm gonna go down. -All right, good night.
-There's the list. -Mm-hmm.
And let me talk to you for two seconds.
Sure.
I've just been trying to have this conversation,
because at the end of the day I just have to say
that there is, like, all eyes on you right now.
And training day is, like, over with.
Not having enough time is not an excuse anymore.
The load is just too much on all ends.
It's coming to the point of, like, a last straw.
We're going to change into our blacks,
I just have to say that there is, like,
all eyes on you right now, and training day
is, like, over with.
It's coming to the point of, like, a last straw.
Everybody's coming to me and being, like,
oh, you're doing such a great job,
and then all of a sudden it's like, no?
It's positive reinforcement...
Sure.
Because it felt for a while, like...
Okay.
You were just bummed with everything.
It's probably just, like, resting face.
-It's not... -Yeah.
I'm bummed at all.
Now I kinda am, but I'll just sleep it off and get over it.
But I'm just saying, like, the laundry room today,
I think the fact that Fraser made it look like that
within two hours, I just want you to know that,
like, the pressure's there.
We can't have hair in the master sink.
I just want the standard to be risen a little more.
Yes, ma'am, gotcha.
I feel terrible, but we're not here
to coddle one another, sing "Kumbaya."
I just really need Jess to understand
that there's no room for errors anymore.
We need to show up or ship out.
Well, we try again tomorrow and we see where it takes us.
-All right, go to bed. -Cool.
I'm gonna do the same.
Good night, Jess.
You okay? Yeah.
At this point, I'm really questioning
whether I should be here or not.
I'm here for a reason, and that's to make some money.
I was never planning on being your maid for life.
So, is it worth it?
Is it worth it? I don't know.
What?
Oh, hell, no.
She is a fake-ass bitch.
Oh, my God, I'm so tired.
Oh [bleep].
Ah, [bleep].
-Can I get some orange juice? -Of course you can, yeah.
-And a water? -Yes.
-Can I do some coffee? -Yeah, great.
-Thank you. -No worries.
Yah!
-Hey, good morning. -You do main deck aft?
Yeah, main deck's already done.
Here we are. Awesome.
-Good morning. -How you feeling?
Awesome.
How are you?
I'm doing just wonderfully, thank you for asking.
Yeah? Come here.
You all right?
I had a night to sleep on it,
and I just decided that, you know,
I don't like to be a quitter.
So, Heather is not pushing me out.
I wanna finish this, and I wanna finish it right.
All right, see you in a bit.
See you later.
-Morning, morning. -Morning, morning.
I guess we're pulling the hook in about an hour,
and then we can get toys out,
and then put the slide up, so, nice.
All right.
I'm gonna do cake doughnuts now,
and then I'm gonna do the eggs benny, and I'm ready to roll.
-Awesome. -How are you doing, Michael?
Good, thank you.
Wow.
I could send you down to cabins.
What are you doing?
I killed a bug.
-Good morning. -Woo!
Good morning.
So, this morning, Rachel has maple-glazed cake doughnuts
and a traditional eggs Benedict.
-Eggs Benedict, please. -Eggs Benedict.
Yee-haw.
I want a doughnut too, I'm sorry.
So, diabetes and heart attack, right here.
-Just, like, check their waters. -Yeah.
Ah, just the guy I wanted to see.
-Are you ready to go? -Yeah.
Deck team, deck team,
we're gonna start pulling the anchor in about five minutes.
Yeah, copy.
-Seven eggs Benedicts. -Okay.
That's ready to roll.
How's everybody feeling today?
Wonderful.
I had the sh--s this morning.
Listen to our breakfast talk.
Amazing, amazing.
All right.
-Oh! -Anchor's prepped.
Okay.
Oh, Jesus Christ, Eddie,
you act like you're my age, for [bleep]'s sake.
I feel like I'm your age sometimes.
Except I still have my mind.
Ooh!
All right, let's start pulling the anchor.
Copy, bringing her home.
Is it okay if I put it on your plate for you two to share?
Yeah, sure.
Anchor at the waterline.
Oh, my gosh, that's so good.
Anchor home, anchor home.
Copy that, lock her in.
Good job on that.
We're moving!
Oh, it feels good, that breeze feels good.
Activate your stabilizers.
Okay, now give it five degrees to starboard.
You can hit it with a little bit of cracked black pepper,
and they're ready to roll.
We're just gonna have one person on each deck for a bit,
and we're just gonna keep an eye on the slide.
-Here we go. -Oh, my.
Oh, my gosh, that looks good.
Extra sauce here for you.
-This is so good. -Mm!
Oh, I love these eggs.
-Deck team, how are we looking? -Main deck is good.
Bridge deck's looking good.
How was it, waking up early?
It's really nice for something different.
Deck team, deck team, prepare for anchor drop.
-Copy. -All guests are happy.
That concludes breakfast service.
Okay, Goddamn it.
Clear this out of your way, sir.
Oh, that was so good, thank you.
All right, get ready, guys.
Copy, Wes is dropping.
Go ahead and drop, two shots, two shots.
They're dropping anchor.
Now let him know it's two shots.
-Two shots. -Two shots.
Keep that brake in tight.
Yeah, we have a nice, long stay at 11:00.
All right, go ahead and lock her in.
Good job.
Look how pretty this water is, you guys.
I'm gonna go put my suit on.
I love you.
Eddie, Eddie, Lee.
I was just thinking I can go ahead
and pop the skis over, if you can spare somebody.
Yeah, we could do that.
I could send Jake up to you,
and you two can put the skis in the water.
Copy that.
You gotta rally.
He's, like, passed out on the lounger.
I need a resurrection, ah.
-NautiBuoys out? -NautiBuoys are out.
Go get wet, Jake.
-Eddie, take a second. -Eddie, stop going down.
Eddie, don't go down any more with the slide.
This is twisted on the bottom.
You see this right here?
Do you think you can inflate a little bit,
because look down here.
I don't know if it's twisted.
I just wanna see what's going on before it keeps coming down.
They should have pulled that slide
and not let it down that far.
If we got a free guy, then I would say put
somebody in a ski to pull that foot out.
Copy that, jumping in.
I bet they hate blowing that thing up.
Oh, yeah, sure.
It's taking a lot longer than I thought.
Go up towards the bow, Wes.
Hey, Wes, you need to attach it to your stern
so you get more ----ing pull.
He's not getting it.
Goddamn it.
-What are you doing, Wes? -Wes!
Clint, let's get on those jet-skis
and show these boys how to do it.
Why is he dragging it that way?
I don't know, okay?
Jesus Christ. Stand down.
Wes is not listening, five people are talking at once,
Captain Lee trying to help, but too many chefs in the kitchen.
This ain't ----ing rocket science.
And all of this is happening right in front of the guests.
It's embarrassing.
-Let's take up on it. -Copy, hoisting.
[bleep] As long as it's gonna take them to do this, we...
day'll be over.
-Okay, okay. -All right, we got it, hold off.
I need that red line.
Son of a... guess what you did, Wes?
-He sucked it up. -He did, in the jet-ski?
-Yep. -Sucked the rope in.
Jesus Christ.
This is the Moe, Larry, and Curly show on steroids.
Wes, Wes!
Is the whole thing in the water again?
Shut up for a second.
Wes, I need you in the water, handing me that line again
Eddie is about to explode like Mt. Vesuvius.
Unacceptable. He's the first officer.
Goddamn it, act like it.
This is really pissing me off now.
I just have to say that there is, like,
-He sucked it up. -In the jet-ski?
We look like a bunch of Goddamned idiots.
Hey, Wes, Wes.
Is the whole thing in the water again?
Shut up for a second.
Oh sh--.
Wes, I need you in the water, handing me that line again.
Let's try and keep our voices down, people.
-We got this. -Got it.
Let's start inflating that foot as well.
Eddie, go down and help her with the foot.
How you doing with that Michelob Ultra, sir?
I'll take a cold one, please.
Absolutely.
Jake, go ahead and inflate up top.
Do they almost have it?
Are we inflating that foot right now?
Ooh...
Eddie, ah!
Take this line up top.
Oh, my God.
-It's not at a 45? -No, it's at a 45.
-That's all I needed to hear. -It doesn't mean I like it.
Let's get the water toys out.
There's a cold one for you, sir.
Oh, why, thank you so much.
-Eddie, Eddie, to the bridge. -Copy.
It's all right.
[bleep]. Um...
[bleep]
I ----ed up.
Line got outta my hand, went in the water, pfft, ran over it.
He sucked it up.
Jesus Christ.
I got a lot more to learn about the yachting world.
I miss sailing.
It's in my control, I like the slow pace of things.
That's my cup of tea.
It's the most unorganized thing I've ever witnessed.
Just a little patience would go so far.
What's up?
Take a deep breath for a second.
-Okay. -What happened, happened.
Let it go.
Everything has ----ing gone wrong.
-I know. -Everything.
But you've gotta rise above that,
so you need to calm down, and then go about
getting your job done the best you can
with what you have to work with.
I'm gonna rip someone's ----ing head off.
-That's my job. -Okay.
-All right? -Yeah.
Eddie losing his sh-- is a mistake.
When you start getting into upper-level management,
it's added pressure.
I understand, but you can't overreact,
you have guests on board.
He needs to get his emotions under control.
That's why you got three stripes.
It's time to bust out the big-boy pants.
-Put it behind you. -Yeah.
-We'll fix it. -Okay.
If you get back in the ring the way you are now,
it's gonna have a disastrous ending.
-Thanks, Captain. -Yep.
You were just out there telling us how much we're ----ing up,
and now you're telling me to calm down?
It's embarrassing and infuriating all at once.
I'm gonna take a quick minute.
There we are.
Whew... breathe.
One, two, three.
Phew.
-They ready for us? -Yeah.
-Hi. -Hi.
-You guys ready? -Yeah.
Go where the wind takes us.
Kayak time!
Good luck.
He's gonna end up way over there.
And we're gonna have to go get him?
Yeah, I guarantee it.
Come on, we have to do the slide,
they went through all that.
Look, see, he stopped. I think he's all right.
-Fraser. -Hey.
What do you mean?
Jess came in the room about to cry,
and she's like, "I just wanna go home."
What?
Well, has she been pulling her weight, no.
I can tell you that.
I just wanted to let you know, okay? See you later.
-Thank you, babe. -Love you.
How are you doing?
-I'm good right now. -Beautiful.
Who is that man that's in my galley?
Hey, how you doing, sweetie?
-I can do that. -I got it, I just got...
-Thank you. -Two more pans.
I appreciate that, I'll help you dry.
I know you do.
Captain Lee, can I grab your laundry from somewhere?
Yes, you can...
Yeah.
I'm glad you noticed, thank you very much.
That means a lot to me, thank you, Captain.
You're welcome, sir.
You got the current now coming, woo!
They're having so much fun out there.
Oh, aren't they? Oh, thank you so much.
You're so welcome.
-How's Lee's stuff? -Done.
Bless him, he pulled me aside
and said that he hadn't seen the laundry looking so good
in a long while, so I feel really great.
Awesome.
-Which one you going to? -Back.
[bleep] off, they were wet from the water.
You don't have to tell me that.
"It was smelling like a wet dog."
And actually...
That's not my mugs. I only had one.
I don't know who the other mug is.
I said, "Okay."
I don't know whose other mug it is, but I only had one mug.
Rayna, you've gotta stop giving me sh--
every time I ask you to do something.
Can you not start with me?
I could have easily just put the coffee cups away,
do you know what I'm saying, like...
No, you should put them away...
Okay, I'm done with the conversation.
Why are you giving me sh-- all the time?
Because I do...
I'm not, but I do everything for you.
-But you know we've been... -I do wash them for you.
Wow. Okay.
You only give me sh--.
With everyone else, you're a kiss-ass.
That's not true.
Yes, ma'am, no, ma'am, yes, sir, no, sir.
Because they're grown adults, you're a child.
Are you ----ing kidding me?
Why are you arguing with each other?
Oh, my God.
-Quiet. -I'm trying to be nice to you.
You're getting on my damn nerves.
This is yachting. We have guests on board.
What the [bleep]?
Next, on "Below Deck"...
Do you see how you don't have the whole entire thing
covered in plates of food?
I wanted to show, like,
what my expectation for clearing a service is.
I don't wanna let people down,
but I think that I'm definitely reaching my breaking point.
We really need someone else to just continue plowing through.
Are they?
You sit over here with your back towards me.
This is some weird sh--.
Oh, wow, this looks lovely.
I think Jake is so great.
And I think you're ----ing beautiful.
A moustache ride doesn't sound all that bad.
Aw, pumpkin.
I mean, seriously?
Look at this.
-I want everything scrubbed. -Okay.
Eddie needs to get control of his deck team yesterday,
or I'm gonna start handing out plane tickets.
This is bullsh--.
This is your final wake-up call.
I wanna see people being proactive,
or people are gonna lose their job.
There are no more second chances.