1 00:00:00,784 --> 00:00:03,568 Previously, on "below deck"... 2 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:05,170 Rayna, can you be a bit quicker, please? 3 00:00:05,172 --> 00:00:06,839 I'm bringing all the dishes to the galley. 4 00:00:06,841 --> 00:00:08,507 No, you're not pulling your weight. 5 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:09,758 Rethink the way you talk to me. 6 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:11,343 Oh, so tired. 7 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,312 I have been in yachting five years, 8 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:14,763 but last year I've been helping care 9 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:16,615 for my elderly grandparents. 10 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:19,918 It's ----ing exhausting being a stewardess all day long. 11 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,186 This is, like, so much. 12 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:23,856 Fender cover's lost. 13 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:25,924 Oh, man, we lost a cover! 14 00:00:25,926 --> 00:00:27,476 Jesus christ. 15 00:00:27,478 --> 00:00:30,596 It is not acceptable to have things flying overboard. 16 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:31,663 Are you going for anyone? 17 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:32,698 No. 18 00:00:33,651 --> 00:00:35,034 Oh, you're gay, then? 19 00:00:35,036 --> 00:00:36,819 Yeah, just have to find a guest, I guess. 20 00:00:41,325 --> 00:00:43,108 I didn't pick up and, like, smack her ass. 21 00:00:43,110 --> 00:00:44,743 I just, like, picked her up and, like, dropped her in the water. 22 00:00:50,167 --> 00:00:51,583 Does anybody handle this sh-- well? 23 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,169 I'm engaged. 24 00:00:54,171 --> 00:00:56,805 You're engaged, and you didn't tell me that? 25 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:58,140 Well, technically. 26 00:00:58,142 --> 00:00:59,308 You stuck your tongue down my throat 27 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:00,342 and you don't wanna say nothing? 28 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:04,596 What the [bleep]? 29 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:35,660 Oh sh--. 30 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:38,597 Even if I try to close my eyes, my head is just spinning. 31 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:43,552 Why? 32 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:48,474 I keep forgetting you've got a girlfriend as well. 33 00:01:54,398 --> 00:01:55,614 [belches] 34 00:01:58,686 --> 00:02:01,854 I was, like, oh, my god, are you serious? 35 00:02:01,856 --> 00:02:04,423 Yeah, this hangover's going great so far. 36 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:08,377 How you doing there, rock star? 37 00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:10,412 ----Ing epic. 38 00:02:10,414 --> 00:02:11,696 A ----ing epic night, right? 39 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:13,799 -Yeah. -Fun. 40 00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:17,603 All right, your cereal, sir. 41 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:18,637 Thanks so much. 42 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,305 How was your night last night? 43 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,224 Good, I turned in a little bit earlier than the rest. 44 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:23,892 I'm a little too old for all that jazz. 45 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:25,477 I'm old. You're not old. 46 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:26,545 I'm feeling it, though. 47 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:27,546 [laughs] 48 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:29,148 wash her down? 49 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:31,150 Wash her the [bleep] down, she's a dirty girl. 50 00:02:31,152 --> 00:02:32,751 Sounds like a great day. 51 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:34,386 Heather. 52 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:35,387 Oh, there you are, love. 53 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:37,990 A day that starts in sunglasses. 54 00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:39,992 -Good night, though. -I had a blast. 55 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:41,793 What an absolute hoot. 56 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:43,495 There's also a bagel in my bathroom. 57 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,397 -No! -Yeah. 58 00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:47,616 Last night, we saw a new side to heather. 59 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:53,238 It was really nice to watch her having such a good time. 60 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:57,593 I really hope that heather keeps this up. 61 00:02:57,595 --> 00:02:59,478 Naughty little bitch. 62 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,630 -So, for today... -Yes. 63 00:03:01,632 --> 00:03:04,600 Let's just make the beds and the rooms as best we can. 64 00:03:04,602 --> 00:03:07,853 All right, pray for no peeking, one, two, three. 65 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:09,688 Pray for no peeking. 66 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:13,275 Mr. Jake is engaged. 67 00:03:13,277 --> 00:03:15,194 Buddy, buddy, you're engaged? 68 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:19,097 If I was engaged and you was kissing on everybody 69 00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:21,433 and they mama, I would feel some type of way. 70 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:23,452 She's my fiancé, but she's not my girlfriend. 71 00:03:25,272 --> 00:03:27,623 What the absolute [bleep]? 72 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:31,410 Isn't that something you wanna bring up the first day we meet? 73 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,497 That's crazy. 74 00:03:35,499 --> 00:03:37,883 How did this happen? Please tell us, play-by-play. 75 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:40,502 She's my mate. She needs a british passport. 76 00:03:40,504 --> 00:03:42,504 Ah! 77 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:57,236 So, has she messed with other people 78 00:03:57,238 --> 00:03:58,971 since you guys have been together? 79 00:03:58,973 --> 00:04:00,572 Well, we're not together, she's not my girlfriend. 80 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:03,242 -I told you this. -I don't understand. 81 00:04:03,244 --> 00:04:07,012 Oof, oh, this smells so bad. 82 00:04:07,014 --> 00:04:10,332 Blegh. 83 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:11,850 Something I noticed last night... 84 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:16,821 I feel like everyone's after a little bit of jake. 85 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:18,523 He's so cute, though. 86 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:19,824 He's telling me that you've got a little bit 87 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:21,159 of a crush on jake as well. 88 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:23,528 No, no, no, I'm out of a 89 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:25,497 long-term, very serious relationship. 90 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:26,665 Yeah, you're pretty fresh out of it, hey? 91 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:28,500 Yeah, like, I really thought 92 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:30,385 that we were gonna get married, we started our life. 93 00:04:30,387 --> 00:04:33,522 But unfortunately, he was, like, "I don't think this is working." 94 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:35,357 it was ----ing painful. 95 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:37,509 I really loved and adored him and respected him 96 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:39,611 and had feelings for him, 97 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,947 and wanted to have a future with him. 98 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:46,084 So, it... I had to regroup. 99 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:48,787 But I didn't have the ability to actually process it until, 100 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,956 like, I finished my charter season. 101 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:52,624 Then it hit me like a son of a bitch. 102 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,543 I'm happier now by myself. 103 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:56,695 Like, when I was with him, 104 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:59,047 I put his needs and everything else before mine. 105 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:01,583 And when I hear people talk about their relationsh--, 106 00:05:01,585 --> 00:05:04,720 I'm just thinking to myself, I'm like [bleep] that. 107 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:07,222 And then I just run to my job as a protection. 108 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:08,924 At least you're not resorting to alcohol or drugs, 109 00:05:08,926 --> 00:05:10,409 -do you know what I mean? -Yeah. 110 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:11,877 You're resorting to work and making money. 111 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:14,046 Oh, god, being hungover doing this is not fun. 112 00:05:14,048 --> 00:05:15,147 -Eddie. -Yeah? 113 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:16,548 Tell us about your girlfriend. 114 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:18,400 She's a very, very sweet, sweet woman. 115 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:19,818 Aw! 116 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,620 Very, very loving, very kind. 117 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:22,771 -She crazy? -Batsh--. 118 00:05:22,773 --> 00:05:24,239 Those are the best. 119 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:25,824 This morning I'm bummed that, 120 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,826 you know, my girlfriend's pissed off at me. 121 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,561 A little frustrating, but it's a new relationship, 122 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:31,997 and it's tough to trust the other person 123 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:34,916 that they're not gonna hurt you and lie to you 124 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:36,335 and burn you and cheat on you. 125 00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:38,737 So, this is how my life is gonna be. 126 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:40,005 Okay. 127 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,906 Eddie, heather, and rachel, 128 00:05:41,908 --> 00:05:44,793 a brief meeting in the crew mess. 129 00:05:44,795 --> 00:05:46,178 Greetings and salutations, captain. 130 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:48,780 Hi. 131 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:51,633 We have co-primaries, jeremy morton and ronnie weiss. 132 00:05:51,635 --> 00:05:53,685 They're friends who are bringing their families 133 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,121 together to share this charter of a lifetime. 134 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:57,689 The mortons are gonna be joined by their sons, 135 00:05:57,691 --> 00:06:01,092 16-year-old sam and six-year-old alexander. 136 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:03,261 So, it sounds like babysitting for somebody. 137 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:04,446 Mm-hmm. 138 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:05,930 I love having kids on board. 139 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:08,700 Sometimes it can be a huge pain in the ass. 140 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,935 You gotta make the table, make the beds, 141 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:13,989 make the cocktails, and wipe the kid's ass. 142 00:06:13,991 --> 00:06:16,541 Five-star service and a nanny. 143 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:19,444 -Casino royale party. -On night one. 144 00:06:19,446 --> 00:06:21,329 They would like to invite me to dinner. 145 00:06:21,331 --> 00:06:25,050 Day two... Ronnie will be celebrating his 75th birthday 146 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:27,219 with an '80s dance and fitness party. 147 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:29,504 Pretty sure they asked for you to be there for that, cap. 148 00:06:29,506 --> 00:06:31,890 You hold your breath till I show up, all right? 149 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,643 Noon pickup; let's start prepping for it, thank you. 150 00:06:34,645 --> 00:06:35,727 Thanks, cap. 151 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:39,765 Hmm, hmm, hmm! 152 00:06:45,189 --> 00:06:47,472 I just wanna let you know that the washing machine is done. 153 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:49,157 I just don't want the two of us doing it, 154 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,492 -so it doesn't get mixed up. -Can I switch with you? 155 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:51,977 Can I switch with you for a second? 156 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:53,328 Yeah, and then what we're gonna do... 157 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:54,880 Yes, and then I'm gonna finish with... 158 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:56,047 I got it, babe, don't worry about it. 159 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:57,582 ...The fridge. 160 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:58,867 But yeah, I just didn't want two of us on it. 161 00:06:58,869 --> 00:06:59,868 Yep, do whatever you'd like, love. 162 00:06:59,870 --> 00:07:02,721 All right. 163 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:07,426 It's crucial that with a small team we all carry our weight. 164 00:07:07,428 --> 00:07:09,561 Jess, she's had more sleep than everyone else, 165 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:11,379 and yet she is the most miserable 166 00:07:11,381 --> 00:07:12,681 and rundown out of all of us. 167 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:14,499 I'm doing her job as well as mine. 168 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:15,884 She needs to man the [bleep] up, 169 00:07:15,886 --> 00:07:18,687 do the job, and just stop complaining. 170 00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:22,374 Oh, my god, she has nailed this bed, apart from the corners. 171 00:07:22,376 --> 00:07:24,042 [phone rings] 172 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,011 craft services. 173 00:07:26,013 --> 00:07:27,562 This is heather from motor yacht seanna. 174 00:07:27,564 --> 00:07:29,681 We're gonna be doing a casino royale party. 175 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:31,683 I'm looking to get some hanging décor, 176 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:35,887 10 decks of cards, maybe a casino sign. 177 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:37,789 Awesome, thank you so much for your help. 178 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,708 All right, we gotta start making a move on now, 179 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:41,960 because last time, we were way ahead of what we are now. 180 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,962 I love the enthusiasm, it's great. 181 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,714 -It's our job, isn't it, so... -It's not that serious. 182 00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:47,716 Like, you get mad over the smallest things. 183 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:50,051 I'm not mad, I'm just trying to get you to make a move on. 184 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:51,586 What does it look like we're doing? 185 00:07:51,588 --> 00:07:53,271 We don't need to go that fast. 186 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:54,372 This isn't like your normal sailing. 187 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:55,724 This is super-yachting. 188 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:56,925 Everything's gotta be done quick. 189 00:07:56,927 --> 00:07:58,477 Jake brings up petty stuff. 190 00:07:58,479 --> 00:08:00,595 Rushing us around, I get during charter. 191 00:08:00,597 --> 00:08:02,814 When we're not on charter, what's the rush? 192 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,733 [bleep] outta here, guy. 193 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:06,735 I don't wanna be doing this when the sun's down. 194 00:08:06,737 --> 00:08:08,220 It's nothing to be upset about, I'm just saying. 195 00:08:08,222 --> 00:08:09,404 -I'm not upset. -You're hostile. 196 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:10,622 Work faster. 197 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:20,999 Wes, have you thought about talking to jess? 198 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,334 Yeah, I've thought about it. 199 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:23,668 I don't... I don't know. 200 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,620 I don't do that on boats. 201 00:08:25,622 --> 00:08:28,106 It's so close, it's too tight-knit. 202 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:29,090 So, you would never have sex with jess? 203 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:30,742 No, didn't say that. 204 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:33,077 I definitely have a fear of rejection, who doesn't. 205 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:35,797 No, I would. I would. 206 00:08:35,799 --> 00:08:37,132 I definitely would. 207 00:08:37,134 --> 00:08:38,817 I was rejected a lot in high school, 208 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:40,418 little bit in college, and that hurts. 209 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:42,354 No game. None whatsoever. 210 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:46,308 I'm a big nerd, and I get awkward, very clammy. 211 00:08:46,310 --> 00:08:47,893 I think you should try to pursue it. 212 00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:50,278 I had so much fun. 213 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,446 You guys are all very awesome. 214 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:53,097 What happened with jess and wes? 215 00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:55,033 -What was the question? -"who would you kiss?" 216 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:58,436 -and he was like, "jess." -jess, jess, jess! 217 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:00,972 Woo! 218 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:02,541 How do you think she feels about that? 219 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:03,608 I don't know. 220 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:04,976 Jess needs some dick. 221 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:09,664 But I think it'd be good for her. 222 00:09:09,666 --> 00:09:10,782 -Anything to make her... -Yeah. 223 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:11,800 Is she pretty sad? 224 00:09:11,802 --> 00:09:13,117 Make her smile at the moment. 225 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:15,287 Maybe we do need wes to make the move. 226 00:09:15,289 --> 00:09:17,005 Maybe we do. 227 00:09:17,007 --> 00:09:19,290 -We gotta plant that seed. -And hope that a flower grows. 228 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:20,675 -Can I go fresh up? -Yeah, of course. 229 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:26,297 Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt. 230 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:29,184 This is why I hate sand. 231 00:09:29,186 --> 00:09:32,070 I want to discuss about jess for a bit. 232 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,305 She's just, like, moping around as if, 233 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,307 -like, she's pure misery. -Right. 234 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,193 And it's just everything she does, there's a sigh before it. 235 00:09:38,195 --> 00:09:40,979 And I'm not gonna keep trying to pull her up and get shot down. 236 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:42,647 Yeah. 237 00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:45,316 I definitely think fraser's concerns are valid. 238 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:48,670 It only takes one bad apple to rot an entire tree. 239 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:52,157 If she starts to take fraser out at the knees, then what? 240 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:53,825 Definitely gonna have a chat with her today, 241 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:56,711 hoping that it leads for a better charter number three, 242 00:09:56,713 --> 00:09:58,797 or we're gonna have some big issues after that. 243 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,166 Coming up... 244 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:03,234 We have five minutes to guest arrival. 245 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:04,869 -Ugh! -Ooh. 246 00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:07,405 That's a problem. 247 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:08,907 Is there a reason I'm the only one out here? 248 00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:19,184 Ah! 249 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:27,909 There you go. 250 00:10:27,911 --> 00:10:29,277 Why don't you help us clear that sink for chef rachel? 251 00:10:29,279 --> 00:10:32,097 [sighs] 252 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:33,298 yeah, it's just I've been trying to make them work faster, 253 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,166 and it's so difficult. 254 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,801 Like, don't you wanna get this sh-- done so we can be done? 255 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:37,969 Yeah, I really don't wanna sound like a dick. 256 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,137 Yeah. 257 00:10:44,378 --> 00:10:45,810 Perfect. 258 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,929 Jess, do you wanna come with me into the master? 259 00:10:47,931 --> 00:10:49,147 -Okay. -Wesley! 260 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,482 Yeah, I'm coming, hang on. 261 00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:51,883 Come on! 262 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,435 I just really wanted to touch base with you. 263 00:10:53,437 --> 00:10:55,270 Yeah? 264 00:10:55,272 --> 00:10:57,155 Because I feel as if you're a little under the weather, 265 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,357 or down, and... 266 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,059 -No. -No? 267 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,394 I'm good. 268 00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:04,062 I see it affect the work a little. 269 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,398 The more we know about things, the easier it is... 270 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,649 I don't want it to affect the work. 271 00:11:07,651 --> 00:11:09,234 Is everything okay? 272 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:10,952 I just found out that my grandmother had a procedure, 273 00:11:10,954 --> 00:11:13,138 -which is a little worrisome. -Yeah. 274 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:16,207 I don't wanna get upset and, like, cry on the boat, 275 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:19,244 and I know I'll get upset, because I'm already crying. 276 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:21,996 I think I just got a little taken back by that. 277 00:11:21,998 --> 00:11:24,015 I was in yachting for a while, 278 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,550 and I didn't get to see my grandparents 279 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:28,687 when things started going south with their health. 280 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:30,388 I kinda took it as the opportunity 281 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:31,723 to come back to land. 282 00:11:34,010 --> 00:11:35,260 I like being there for them. 283 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,897 That's all it is. 284 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:41,349 I just wanna know how to better help you. 285 00:11:41,351 --> 00:11:42,867 Yeah, I'm good, and I'll tell you 286 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,402 if I need something, honestly. 287 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:47,772 I'm here, I'm present, I'm fine. 288 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:48,773 [phone vibrates] 289 00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:49,841 hello? 290 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:50,909 Hello, missing you. 291 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,243 Is it really nice being home? 292 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:53,361 I can't... Oh, I can't wait. 293 00:11:53,363 --> 00:11:55,864 I'm gonna try and... 294 00:11:55,866 --> 00:11:57,582 I'm getting there, I'm getting there. 295 00:11:59,369 --> 00:12:01,586 I washed, and all this, just from here. 296 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,888 -Okay. -Rayna, crushin' it. 297 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,356 Wrap it up, we're knockin' off. 298 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,125 Anyway, darling, I'm gonna call you later. 299 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,560 Okay, sounds good. 300 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:14,799 I'm organizing our cabin. 301 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,970 Oh, that smells amazing. 302 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,905 -Oh, it's so cozy! -Oh! 303 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,223 It's date night, jake. 304 00:12:22,225 --> 00:12:24,442 -Cheers, mate. -Cheers to life, hey? 305 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,611 So, what we were talking about last night, 306 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:28,146 I thought you were straight. 307 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,481 When did you come out? 308 00:12:29,483 --> 00:12:30,949 I came out to my mum when I was 19. 309 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,651 I was driving back to university with her, 310 00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:37,122 and there was this story on the radio about this guy 311 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,290 who'd, like, murdered eight people. 312 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:43,094 And he, like, had eaten, like, a few of them as well. 313 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,880 It was a really dark, horrible story. 314 00:12:45,882 --> 00:12:47,632 And my mum's like, "just so you know, fras, 315 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:52,504 I will always love you, even if you eat people." 316 00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:56,307 I was like, oh [bleep] this is the sh--test segue ever. 317 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:59,277 It was so hard for me to get the courage 318 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:04,282 to actually do it, but all it took was a little push. 319 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,118 It felt amazing to get that off my chest for so many years. 320 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,937 Thanks, mum. 321 00:13:08,939 --> 00:13:10,572 She's so cute! 322 00:13:10,574 --> 00:13:11,940 Yeah, I'm really happy in my life. 323 00:13:11,942 --> 00:13:13,408 -Yeah. -Single, but happy. 324 00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:14,526 Yeah. 325 00:13:14,528 --> 00:13:16,778 All right, sweet dreams, you all. 326 00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:18,363 Eight o'clock on deck. I think that's reasonable. 327 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,364 Sounds good. 328 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:20,615 [yawns] 329 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,921 [alarm blares] 330 00:13:26,923 --> 00:13:28,907 [yawns] god almighty. 331 00:13:31,127 --> 00:13:32,544 ----Ing hell, I'm tired. 332 00:13:32,546 --> 00:13:33,878 Wakey-wakey! 333 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,547 Mm, hands off the bacon. 334 00:13:35,549 --> 00:13:37,849 Fa-la-la-la. 335 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,601 Every day, it's a choice. 336 00:13:39,603 --> 00:13:41,519 Am I gonna be happy today, or am I gonna be a miserable sh--? 337 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:44,222 [humming] 338 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:48,309 I'm choosing to be happy today and look like this all the time. 339 00:13:52,949 --> 00:13:56,451 My radio is gone. 340 00:13:56,453 --> 00:13:59,037 Does anyone have two radios, by any chance? 341 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,572 -No. -No. 342 00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:03,241 Because mine is gone. 343 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,076 ----Ing hell. 344 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:08,663 I had one job... Hold on to my radio... 345 00:14:08,665 --> 00:14:09,914 And I can't even do that. 346 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:12,050 If you are looking for your radio, 347 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,586 odds are I already have it. 348 00:14:14,588 --> 00:14:17,138 Get your sh-- together, fraser. Find your radio. 349 00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:18,223 This is not a joke. 350 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,341 I don't wanna lose my job. 351 00:14:20,343 --> 00:14:23,094 ♪ good morning ♪ 352 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,145 how you doing, girl? 353 00:14:24,147 --> 00:14:25,563 Fabulous. 354 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,348 I'm gonna bring those napkins down, 355 00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:29,067 so maybe we can put them where the draw towels were. 356 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,401 And then just, like, throughout the day, 357 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,036 we could do, like, one set at a time. 358 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,371 I love this. 359 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,607 All right, cool, beautiful. 360 00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:38,109 -It's ----ing windy today. -[bleep] the wind. 361 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,361 [bleep] you, seam! 362 00:14:40,363 --> 00:14:41,880 Hi! 363 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,348 There doesn't seem to be a radio for me. 364 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,916 All crew, we have some provisions. 365 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,451 I need you to take care of the beds 366 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:47,785 while I handle the provisions. 367 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,087 Copy that. 368 00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:53,291 This is the good stuff. 369 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,460 -Woo! -Caviar. 370 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:56,561 Woo! 371 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,680 I'm sweating my booty off, yeah. 372 00:14:58,682 --> 00:14:59,931 Woo! 373 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,799 Rawr. 374 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,067 Escargot. 375 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,519 Amazing. 376 00:15:04,521 --> 00:15:05,853 Oh, hell, no. 377 00:15:05,855 --> 00:15:07,939 Deck team, we have a cycle bike here 378 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:10,108 that we might need some hands on. 379 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,142 -Copy. -Eddie, eddie, lee. 380 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,226 Come on up to the wheelhouse. 381 00:15:12,228 --> 00:15:14,028 On my way. 382 00:15:14,030 --> 00:15:15,063 If you wanna grab it by the handles this time, you can... 383 00:15:15,065 --> 00:15:16,814 Yeah, there you go. 384 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:18,366 -How is everybody working out? -Everybody's doing good. 385 00:15:18,368 --> 00:15:20,418 Everybody got their radios and stuff? 386 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,869 Seems to. 387 00:15:21,871 --> 00:15:23,204 That's a good thing. 388 00:15:23,206 --> 00:15:25,490 Where could this little bitch be? 389 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,376 How's our boy jake doing? 390 00:15:28,378 --> 00:15:29,761 -Damn hard worker. -Good. 391 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,496 -Right here is good. -Yeah. 392 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,247 You know, I think the issues with last docking 393 00:15:33,249 --> 00:15:34,916 was just everything was just happening too fast. 394 00:15:34,918 --> 00:15:36,250 I mean, the run times are just so short around here, 395 00:15:36,252 --> 00:15:37,885 so maybe just next time, in the future, 396 00:15:37,887 --> 00:15:39,470 we could just drop her back a little bit, 397 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,723 just so we have enough time to get everything ready. 398 00:15:41,725 --> 00:15:43,942 I know that everyone would appreciate it. 399 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:47,512 Gosh, it's like every charter it's like their first rodeo. 400 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:48,730 We're on charter three. 401 00:15:48,732 --> 00:15:50,098 It was just too quick. 402 00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,566 I think they had plenty of time. 403 00:15:51,568 --> 00:15:53,985 Eddie needs to get their attention. 404 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,104 If you can't run with the big dogs, 405 00:15:56,106 --> 00:15:58,156 you gotta keep your puppy ass on the porch. 406 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,658 -Are you on schedule? -Yeah, we're on schedule. 407 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:04,028 -Good, I like that. -I like it too. 408 00:16:06,616 --> 00:16:08,232 [chuckles] 409 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,452 are you still looking for your radio? 410 00:16:11,454 --> 00:16:13,004 Let's not. 411 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,622 It's better we just keep getting the boat ready. 412 00:16:14,624 --> 00:16:16,507 Attention all crew, we have 15 minutes 413 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,209 -to guest arrival. -[bleep] me. 414 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,796 Let's get in our whites and get ready. 415 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:28,553 -[loud belch] -okay! 416 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,021 That works. 417 00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:31,823 It's gonna be one of those charters. 418 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,725 Attention all crew, we have five minutes to guest arrival. 419 00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:36,611 -I hope everybody's ready. -Nope, we're not. 420 00:16:36,613 --> 00:16:38,279 -Fraser? -Yes, ma'am. 421 00:16:38,281 --> 00:16:39,564 Do you have the champagne? 422 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:40,565 We just got the five-minute call. 423 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:41,699 That's a problem. 424 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:45,570 Is there a reason I'm the only one out here? 425 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,238 Goddamn it. 426 00:16:49,626 --> 00:16:52,377 Let's get this party started right now. 427 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:54,962 You got it, buddy? 428 00:16:54,964 --> 00:16:57,515 -Hello! -Hello! 429 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,667 The kid has a case handcuffed to his wrist. 430 00:16:59,669 --> 00:17:01,836 -Oh, god. -Welcome on board. 431 00:17:01,838 --> 00:17:03,054 -Hi! -Captain lee. 432 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,639 Jeremy, nice to meet you. 433 00:17:04,641 --> 00:17:05,640 You want me to take that little basket from you 434 00:17:05,642 --> 00:17:06,674 so you can wipe your hands down? 435 00:17:06,676 --> 00:17:07,725 -Uh... -No, he... 436 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:08,843 I'm like the mini-primary. 437 00:17:08,845 --> 00:17:09,927 Ah. 438 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:16,701 This is not the group that you would think you'd see together. 439 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,036 Apple juice. 440 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,504 You guys look like you got a great tan. 441 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:20,772 I've been tan for 40 years. 442 00:17:22,325 --> 00:17:23,441 They're all different. 443 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:24,692 -Todd. -Todd. 444 00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:25,943 -Nice to meet you. -My pleasure. 445 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,912 Wow, this is gonna get interesting. 446 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:30,114 Here's to the staff of the my seanna. 447 00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:33,251 Woo! 448 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,952 Coming up... 449 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:37,088 -All fenders in place. -We'll take our stern line. 450 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:40,458 I'm as nervous as a whore in a front-row pew at church. 451 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,543 You gotta put it forward. You gotta take the stern off. 452 00:17:42,545 --> 00:17:43,628 Cap, you gotta lift the stern off. 453 00:17:45,348 --> 00:17:48,800 Oh, my god. 454 00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:51,502 Here's to the staff of the my seanna. 455 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,104 I'm eager to see what's in that box. 456 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,373 Ah! 457 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,109 Whoa! 458 00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:01,162 Woo, tip money. That's a nice stack of cash. 459 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,880 All right, everyone, 460 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,415 can we just be sure to take care of this kid? 461 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,416 We don't want him falling overboard. 462 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,784 Yeah. 463 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,786 That kid is my primary, screw the adults. 464 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,721 I am gonna get this party started right now. 465 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,557 Heather will show you around the boat. 466 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:13,791 Perfect. 467 00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:16,961 We are gonna go get into our polos. 468 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:19,764 -Asap. -Copy. 469 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,899 This is a great spot for a sunset, 470 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,434 where we like to enjoy most of the meals. 471 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,852 -Nice. -Amazing. 472 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,020 We're just gonna check out the sundeck. 473 00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,238 Ronnie, how long you've been tan? 474 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,639 Since the '60s. 475 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,975 The moms, they're gonna be litty. 476 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,276 Love 'em, fabulous. 477 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,945 No one's back there to catch me. 478 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,647 This is a gorgeous lounging area. 479 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:37,982 Ah, here's my hot tub. 480 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,350 It's got my name on it. 481 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,088 This is unreal. 482 00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,156 This is the master stateroom on this level. 483 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,224 You've got a conjoined bathroom. 484 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,960 -Wow. -Pretty nice. 485 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,494 Whew. 486 00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:52,096 All right, let's see if we can get outta here 487 00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:53,764 without spending any money. 488 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:56,601 Let me know when that last line is ready to come off. 489 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,936 I get a knot in my stomach every time I touch the controls 490 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,805 to leave, because the prevailing winds 491 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:04,976 are constantly blowing us onto the dock, which is concrete. 492 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,077 We'll take our stern line. 493 00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:07,511 Forward bow line off. 494 00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:09,346 There's just shallow water everywhere. 495 00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:13,151 I'm as nervous as a whore in a front-row pew at church. 496 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,486 All fenders in place until I clear. 497 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,076 Whew. 498 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,327 You gotta put her forward. You gotta take the stern off. 499 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,662 Cap, you gotta lift the stern off... 500 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:28,132 -Whew! -Woohoo! 501 00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,001 Oh, my god. 502 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,869 All fenders are clear, all fenders are clear. 503 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,605 Okay, we're outta here. 504 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,340 Who the [bleep] ties these, man? 505 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,950 You wanna make sure alexander's not to go by himself anywhere. 506 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,618 No problem. 507 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,270 We have more than enough crew members. 508 00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:51,389 We will have our eyes on you like a hawk. 509 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:54,692 Oh, my gosh, that seared my soul. 510 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,694 Why, what's happening now? 511 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,062 Why am I afraid all of a sudden? 512 00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,447 Awesome. 513 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:01,249 Don't be afraid, you're my rock. 514 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:08,739 Sure thing. 515 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,975 Go, go, go. Come on. 516 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,977 Sorry, honey. Going slow. 517 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,128 Speed this sh-- up! 518 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,047 Big bootie judy coming our way. 519 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,582 Did you say you've got another, like, 520 00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:19,650 a project as well on board? 521 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,636 Yeah, there's another one, 522 00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:23,254 but I'm gonna build that probably tomorrow. 523 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:26,023 I used to be a nanny, so kids tend to like me. 524 00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:27,858 I know how to look after them. 525 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,894 Yeah, I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... 526 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,862 I'm so good at legos. 527 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,532 But to be honest, yeah, I don't like kids. 528 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,567 The way they eat, the sounds... 529 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:40,571 No, no. 530 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,340 They're just a bit gross. 531 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:45,109 I hate getting my nails clipped, because if I was, like, kinda... 532 00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:46,494 Then you can't take it off, yeah. 533 00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:47,995 -Yeah. -I don't like kids one bit. 534 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,113 So, how are you supposed to get it off? 535 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:50,948 I don't really know. 536 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,583 For lunch, we're gonna do the pan-seared local grouper. 537 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,718 The kids will have grilled chicken. 538 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,452 We'll do sweet potato wedges. 539 00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:58,723 Then we're gonna do, like, a big, massive cobb salad. 540 00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,791 -That is nice. -Thank you. 541 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,260 See, this is great. 542 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:06,430 Yes, I mean, look at how beautiful that is. 543 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:07,765 That's annoying as hell. 544 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,133 Hot mama! 545 00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:10,401 We're gonna get some weather. 546 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,937 Oh sh--. 547 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,972 There was just a little bit of a spritzle-sprinkle. 548 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,474 Holy wind, dude. 549 00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:18,142 Oh, here, you take that, and I'll take that. 550 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,877 I'm gonna have to move you guys all inside. 551 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,279 Okay, I got you, I got you. 552 00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:22,280 -You got it? -Get the other one. 553 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,981 We're gonna do the ends? 554 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,449 Oh, just one end, right there. 555 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:26,450 Great. 556 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,889 Eddie, eddie, lee. 557 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,708 I'm less than five minutes away from dropping the hook. 558 00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:35,710 Let's get somebody up on the forward deck 559 00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:37,128 to prep for dropping the hook. 560 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,596 Copy that, I'm on my way. 561 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:39,897 I'll go do that. 562 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:41,299 What's new? 563 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,387 -Shall we sit? -Someone else wanna have a go? 564 00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:47,805 Yeah. 565 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,223 On my mark, I want two and a half shots. 566 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:50,908 Two and a half shots, standing by. 567 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,560 You're just gonna let it go, 568 00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:54,111 and then I'll tell you when to close as well. 569 00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:55,513 Okay. 570 00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:57,565 If I can teach rayna a bit more on deck, 571 00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,950 maybe the job will seem more appealing to her. 572 00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:02,153 So then we'll just let that go, and then it'll be yellow? 573 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:03,654 Or then it'll be red and then yellow? 574 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,589 It will be red, but it'll be a bright red. 575 00:22:05,591 --> 00:22:06,957 I wanna be friends with her. 576 00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:08,359 I don't wanna ----ing be the villain. 577 00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:10,294 But if it doesn't work, 578 00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:12,330 I reckon I'm gonna make rayna walk the plank. 579 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,568 -And drop. -All the way. 580 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:21,839 Here comes ronnie, bringing up the rear. 581 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,874 All right, tomorrow's your birthday party. 582 00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:26,877 The big 75. 583 00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:28,012 Two and a half shots. 584 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,347 I like it. 585 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:30,598 Sounds good to me. 586 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,782 Let's lock it in. 587 00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:32,850 Anchor's locked. 588 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,518 [bleep] yeah. 589 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,087 Fraser, fraser, heather. 590 00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:41,859 Oh, that's right, he doesn't have a radio. 591 00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:46,447 Growing up, I was terrible at school, 592 00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:48,232 and I was even worse at university. 593 00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:52,303 School was tough because my dad has worked the olympic games, 594 00:22:52,305 --> 00:22:54,372 and I think moving countries 595 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:56,707 every two to three years is difficult. 596 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,676 [sighs] 597 00:22:58,678 --> 00:23:00,177 so, now that I found something that I love 598 00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:02,713 and that I feel like I'm very good at, 599 00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:06,817 the basic capacity of keeping my radio on me 600 00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:09,520 and failing that makes me feel like sh--. 601 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:12,223 Come on, fras, this is not ----ing rocket science. 602 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:18,062 Hey, I'm plating the boys right now. 603 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,530 Ready to roll. 604 00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:21,699 Wow, sam. 605 00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:22,767 Here you go, so we've got ketchup 606 00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:23,934 in the middle of the table. 607 00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:25,536 Honey mustard. 608 00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:26,904 This is so good. 609 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,772 And I've got some sweet potato fries. 610 00:23:28,774 --> 00:23:31,075 Sweet potato fries are amazing. 611 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,176 Can I offer you some cobb? 612 00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:33,878 -This is dijon chicken. -Please. 613 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,496 -Delish. -Mm! 614 00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:36,747 Ooh, this is good. 615 00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:39,667 We do. 616 00:23:39,669 --> 00:23:40,668 [bleep], I love you. 617 00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:42,453 It was amazing. 618 00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:43,921 -So, we'll go downstairs... -And hang with the homies. 619 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:46,223 Do do, do do, do do. 620 00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:49,760 Oh sh--. 621 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:52,263 Eddie, eddie, we may have lost the ball. 622 00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:53,264 [sighs] 623 00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:54,465 how? 624 00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:55,633 Jake did it, jake did it, not me. 625 00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:56,634 -Goddamn it. -I'm sorry. 626 00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:57,902 Let it go. 627 00:23:57,904 --> 00:23:59,770 If I take off on the ----ing tender, 628 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,038 captain lee's gonna notice that something just went overboard. 629 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,139 If something ----ing goes overboard, 630 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:03,574 unless it's something serious, 631 00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:04,742 don't say it over the ----ing radio! 632 00:24:06,812 --> 00:24:08,312 The guests are all preoccupied downstairs. 633 00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:09,346 I can handle it. 634 00:24:10,316 --> 00:24:11,315 I don't think so. 635 00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:12,333 You okay? 636 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,119 You're scattered. 637 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:16,987 I just want my radio. 638 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:18,706 Okay, so let's just clear the whole counter and laundry room, 639 00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,174 and see if it's not in our space. 640 00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:25,212 I know you are. 641 00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:27,715 It's so vital that fraser finds his radio. 642 00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:29,433 Not only for safety reasons, 643 00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:31,502 but I need communication with him 644 00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:33,904 as my second for a successful charter. 645 00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:36,273 I don't care if you think that it could or couldn't be, 646 00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:38,342 I want you to dig through all of that stuff in there. 647 00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:40,644 Find it! Find it right now! 648 00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,580 Dig through it, just so that 649 00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:44,198 we've crossed everything off the list. 650 00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:47,651 Coming up... 651 00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:49,069 There's a few things I would do. 652 00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:50,454 Always, like, kinda straighten these things. 653 00:24:50,456 --> 00:24:52,356 Like, water spots on this mirror. 654 00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:53,624 Pull them tighter. 655 00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:55,326 Cheap-ass hotels do a better job 656 00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:57,027 than what my team is producing right now. 657 00:24:57,029 --> 00:24:58,195 Training day's over. 658 00:25:05,570 --> 00:25:08,138 Gotta flip it around the other way. 659 00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:09,874 God, I'm in a silly mood today. 660 00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:11,258 I don't know why. 661 00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:15,513 Yeah? 662 00:25:15,515 --> 00:25:18,349 You're funny. 663 00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:22,469 Oh, there is a ----ing god looking down on me! 664 00:25:22,471 --> 00:25:24,388 Okay, panic over. 665 00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:28,158 It's crazy, how much that little piece of plastic means to me. 666 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,860 Heather, heather, fraser. 667 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:30,978 You are incredible. 668 00:25:30,980 --> 00:25:32,530 ----Ing hell, that was close. 669 00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:35,199 Heather, I know it's, like, casino, 670 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:36,567 but what's the plan as far as games? 671 00:25:36,569 --> 00:25:38,435 I've got two craps and one poker. 672 00:25:38,437 --> 00:25:40,571 I've got the felt tops, so we'll just lay them across. 673 00:25:40,573 --> 00:25:41,839 So, you have a crap table, seriously, 674 00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:43,240 -with dice and everything? -Yeah. 675 00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:45,042 That's... How you gonna do the odds? 676 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:46,544 Six the hard way, and... 677 00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:47,778 No, they have a craps table. 678 00:25:47,780 --> 00:25:49,680 -Oh, do they? -Yeah. 679 00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:51,048 You wanna play before or after dinner? 680 00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:52,750 -Before? -Totally works. 681 00:25:52,752 --> 00:25:55,619 Wanna know what gave me all this sh--. 682 00:25:55,621 --> 00:25:58,556 Let's put it in here and call it a day. 683 00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:00,257 I wanna start with the decorating. 684 00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:01,508 Yeah. 685 00:26:01,510 --> 00:26:03,093 So, we need to set this up first. 686 00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:06,063 First time gambling was at atlantis in the bahamas. 687 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:08,766 Went with my first charter tip ever, 688 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:12,102 threw all my money on red, and ----ing lost it all. 689 00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:14,304 It's a casino! 690 00:26:14,306 --> 00:26:16,106 I've learned to just take a little bit of your money, 691 00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:17,858 not your whole tip with you, 692 00:26:17,860 --> 00:26:19,827 'cause it's an easy thing to get caught up in. 693 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:22,279 Are you out of air already? 694 00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:23,881 No, I'm lightheaded. 695 00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:26,083 I've got veins popping out of every orifice. 696 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,317 Oh, my god. 697 00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:28,786 What'd you do, then? 698 00:26:33,492 --> 00:26:35,125 Would you ever wanna do something like this? 699 00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:39,930 Good fun. Good fun. 700 00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:43,884 Ah. 701 00:26:43,886 --> 00:26:45,803 I've learned a lot from my mistakes in relationships 702 00:26:45,805 --> 00:26:47,638 in the past, and my girlfriend, 703 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,807 she is without a doubt the most loving one I've ever met. 704 00:26:49,809 --> 00:26:51,775 [phone rings] 705 00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:54,011 hey, I'm sorry about last night, sweetie. 706 00:26:54,013 --> 00:26:56,063 And that was a speed bump, 707 00:26:56,065 --> 00:26:58,232 but it's not gonna define the rest of our relationship. 708 00:26:58,234 --> 00:26:59,900 I know it's hard on you, sweetie, 709 00:26:59,902 --> 00:27:01,118 but be cool, honey bunny. 710 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,820 I miss you, too. 711 00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:04,622 Can you take a step back from afar 712 00:27:04,624 --> 00:27:06,490 and tell me if it looks like... 713 00:27:06,492 --> 00:27:07,908 -No, you can't see. -Hanging balls, or... 714 00:27:07,910 --> 00:27:09,159 I mean, it does look like hanging balls, 715 00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:10,694 but it looks great. 716 00:27:10,696 --> 00:27:12,830 -That'll do. -That'll do. 717 00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:17,251 Let's go, honey, they're waiting for us. 718 00:27:17,253 --> 00:27:19,503 Hey, I'm making my hair good! 719 00:27:19,505 --> 00:27:21,305 What we're gonna do is the antipasti 720 00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:22,673 -is gonna be on the table. -Okay. 721 00:27:22,675 --> 00:27:23,841 -So, we have focaccia... -Yeah. 722 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:25,476 -Burrata, and then... -Yeah. 723 00:27:25,478 --> 00:27:27,177 We'll go into the caprese salad. 724 00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:29,279 Do pappardelle; that will be plated. 725 00:27:29,281 --> 00:27:32,116 So, tonight's theme is casino night, 726 00:27:32,118 --> 00:27:34,551 and I just lived in Italy for almost eight months, 727 00:27:34,553 --> 00:27:36,387 and I had a wonderful experience. 728 00:27:36,389 --> 00:27:39,790 So, I wanna have a nice italian feast. 729 00:27:39,792 --> 00:27:41,525 I can't stop doing this. 730 00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:47,231 Main fork and knife, and you want a spoon and a fork. 731 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:50,334 -Right, copy, copy. -Grazie mille. 732 00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:51,368 You got tanned today. 733 00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:53,237 -I faded. -You faded? 734 00:27:53,239 --> 00:27:57,174 He's been tan for 65 years. 735 00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:58,909 I have a disease called tanorexia. 736 00:27:58,911 --> 00:28:00,077 Yeah, you gotta be tan, huh? 737 00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:01,478 Tanorexia. 738 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:02,913 Vitamin d, baby, vitamin d. 739 00:28:02,915 --> 00:28:05,683 Vitamin n... Vitamin nice. 740 00:28:09,055 --> 00:28:10,654 How old were you when you found this as your passion? 741 00:28:10,656 --> 00:28:12,356 Oh [bleep] me, man, let me tell you what, 742 00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:14,258 I was actually about 18. 743 00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:16,093 I ran my mouth as a bartender, 744 00:28:16,095 --> 00:28:17,761 and the boys in the kitchen were like, 745 00:28:17,763 --> 00:28:19,563 "hey, smartass, why don't you put your money 746 00:28:19,565 --> 00:28:20,597 where your mouth is?" 747 00:28:20,599 --> 00:28:22,032 oh. 748 00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:24,034 And I said, "----ing watch me," and that was it. 749 00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:25,869 What do you have for me? 750 00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:27,321 I can put minecraft on two player 751 00:28:27,323 --> 00:28:29,039 show me. 752 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:31,709 All right, so you guys wanna play left, right, center? 753 00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:33,243 That's the pot. 754 00:28:33,245 --> 00:28:34,912 Heather's playing too. Are you playing too? 755 00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:36,180 -We put in the money. -You can play on the easy one. 756 00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:37,498 -I'll play the hard one. -Okay. 757 00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:38,949 Let's go. 758 00:28:38,951 --> 00:28:40,450 For an amateur, that's a sick roll. 759 00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:41,451 -Okay. -There you go. 760 00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:43,454 Oh, that hurts. 761 00:28:45,341 --> 00:28:46,623 Jess, if I could get you to go into the queen room 762 00:28:46,625 --> 00:28:47,925 and start in there. 763 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:49,760 Okay, lovely. 764 00:28:49,762 --> 00:28:51,895 Yeah, I would do a sparkling, and one of the chardonnays... 765 00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:53,230 -Yeah. -...That are in the water. 766 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:54,732 Because todd drinks that. 767 00:28:56,769 --> 00:28:59,603 -Wow, that's insane. -That is amazing! 768 00:28:59,605 --> 00:29:00,804 Take someone down. 769 00:29:00,806 --> 00:29:02,940 Tricky little bastard. 770 00:29:04,527 --> 00:29:05,859 Shall we sit for dinner? 771 00:29:05,861 --> 00:29:06,944 -Is it time? Sure. -It's time. 772 00:29:06,946 --> 00:29:08,311 Hello. 773 00:29:08,313 --> 00:29:09,530 Are you ready for dinner? Are you hungry? 774 00:29:09,532 --> 00:29:10,647 I am. Oh, they look nice. 775 00:29:10,649 --> 00:29:12,916 Yeah, they are beautiful. 776 00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:14,418 I love to sit across from you, 777 00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:17,254 so I can gaze into those big, brown eyes. 778 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:18,655 Evening. 779 00:29:18,657 --> 00:29:20,490 -Hi! -Hello, how are you? 780 00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:22,793 -Thank you for joining us. -Thank you for having me. 781 00:29:22,795 --> 00:29:24,428 So good that you're here. 782 00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,663 This is prosciutto di parma, prosciutto di cotto... 783 00:29:26,665 --> 00:29:28,499 -What's the one again? -Taleggio. 784 00:29:28,501 --> 00:29:31,268 -Taleggio. -Here comes the food. 785 00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:32,269 -Wow. -Look how gorgeous. 786 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:33,270 Beautiful. 787 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:34,337 Special pasta. 788 00:29:34,339 --> 00:29:36,173 Mm. Good. 789 00:29:36,175 --> 00:29:37,908 Are the rooms downstairs all good? 790 00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:39,109 -Mm-hmm. -Okay. 791 00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:45,649 What the hell? 792 00:29:45,651 --> 00:29:47,350 Seriously? A mess. 793 00:29:47,352 --> 00:29:50,120 What's concerning me the most about these cabins 794 00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:53,123 is the lack of attention to detail. 795 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:55,025 Jesus. 796 00:29:55,027 --> 00:29:56,960 Even cheap-ass hotels do a better job 797 00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:58,962 than what my team is producing right now. 798 00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:02,332 Ridiculous. That is not okay. 799 00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:04,201 -Can I steal you for a few? -Mm-hmm. 800 00:30:04,203 --> 00:30:05,836 Cool, let's go down to the guest cabin. 801 00:30:05,838 --> 00:30:07,838 That wasn't ----ed up, I'm so excited. 802 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,373 That's made my night already. 803 00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:10,841 Are there still pirates on the ocean? 804 00:30:10,843 --> 00:30:12,142 Yeah, there are. 805 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:13,844 And for them, that's a career. 806 00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:15,445 So, there's a few things I would do. 807 00:30:15,447 --> 00:30:17,447 I would always, like, kinda straighten these things. 808 00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:19,549 Yeah, they came down there and messed that up afterwards. 809 00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:21,218 And there's, like, water spots on this mirror. 810 00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:22,853 Pull them tighter. 811 00:30:22,855 --> 00:30:24,655 If you're gonna put your final stamp of, like, 812 00:30:24,657 --> 00:30:26,723 the rooms are all good, know it was your last walkthrough. 813 00:30:26,725 --> 00:30:28,992 I'm insanely sympathetic of everything jess 814 00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:30,828 is going through with her grandma right now, 815 00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:33,730 but people have to leave their emotions at their cabin door. 816 00:30:33,732 --> 00:30:35,398 The downy that's sitting here. 817 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,067 I'm ----ing pissed. 818 00:30:39,672 --> 00:30:41,738 I specifically asked her first, "are cabins all done." 819 00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:43,573 she said, "yes." 820 00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:45,042 when I came down and showed her everything, she's like, 821 00:30:45,044 --> 00:30:46,877 "oh, well, they were in here, and they this," 822 00:30:46,879 --> 00:30:47,961 and I said, "you can't say somebody else just walked down." 823 00:30:47,963 --> 00:30:49,463 yeah. 824 00:30:49,465 --> 00:30:50,881 Especially if all three rooms had an issue. 825 00:30:50,883 --> 00:30:51,965 Trying to find the right way to, like... 826 00:30:51,967 --> 00:30:53,183 -Right. -Coach with inspiration. 827 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:55,185 Yeah. 828 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:56,753 But it's coming down to where, like, training day's over. 829 00:30:56,755 --> 00:30:58,222 Wow. 830 00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:00,390 Coming up... 831 00:31:02,695 --> 00:31:04,228 Oh... Your room's down there. 832 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:07,764 Where are you going? 833 00:31:07,766 --> 00:31:09,700 Wow, you got those double doors? 834 00:31:09,702 --> 00:31:11,401 Eddie, eddie, lee. 835 00:31:14,355 --> 00:31:16,006 I love these dishes. 836 00:31:16,008 --> 00:31:17,658 That won't fit in your purse. 837 00:31:17,660 --> 00:31:18,675 [laughing] 838 00:31:20,563 --> 00:31:23,230 wow, absolute favorite dish of mine. 839 00:31:23,232 --> 00:31:25,148 [yawns] 840 00:31:26,652 --> 00:31:27,801 ooh, yeah. 841 00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:29,236 Would you care for some caprese? 842 00:31:29,238 --> 00:31:30,537 Yeah, a little bit. 843 00:31:30,539 --> 00:31:31,822 -It's good. -Oh. 844 00:31:31,824 --> 00:31:32,990 How is it, samuel? 845 00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:34,140 -It's good. -Mm. 846 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:35,976 This chef is amazing. 847 00:31:35,978 --> 00:31:38,712 -Wow, that is good. -She is extremely talented. 848 00:31:38,714 --> 00:31:40,864 Ooh, there's some white wine in that. 849 00:31:42,551 --> 00:31:43,884 I'm gonna bring this upstairs, 850 00:31:43,886 --> 00:31:46,553 so it looks like I'm doing stuff. 851 00:31:46,555 --> 00:31:48,655 -Oh, my god. -Oh, wow. 852 00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:51,258 Your soup tonight's done with roasted heirloom tomatoes, 853 00:31:51,260 --> 00:31:53,844 a roasted red pepper, along with a parmesan crisp. 854 00:31:53,846 --> 00:31:55,095 -Enjoy. -Thank you. 855 00:31:55,097 --> 00:31:57,163 -The flavors. -Mm! 856 00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:58,882 Todd? 857 00:31:58,884 --> 00:32:00,100 Goddamn. 858 00:32:00,102 --> 00:32:01,351 I don't know what's going on, 859 00:32:01,353 --> 00:32:02,769 but my underwear keeps sliding down. 860 00:32:02,771 --> 00:32:05,171 Oh! 861 00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:07,274 We grew up in michigan on the lake, so... 862 00:32:07,276 --> 00:32:10,978 I left michigan when I was 25 and never went back. 863 00:32:20,873 --> 00:32:22,889 Captain lee, do you have a family in ft. Lauderdale? 864 00:32:22,891 --> 00:32:24,524 Wife, four kids. 865 00:32:24,526 --> 00:32:26,560 Oh, shoot. Oh, sorry. 866 00:32:26,562 --> 00:32:28,128 -Serious? -He's gorgeous. 867 00:32:28,130 --> 00:32:31,214 No. Stop it. Makes me uncomfortable. 868 00:32:33,102 --> 00:32:35,552 Somewhere, my wife heard that, and she's laughing her ass off. 869 00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:36,870 I'm sure... Right. 870 00:32:36,872 --> 00:32:38,388 Am I in trouble or are you in trouble? 871 00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:40,140 -They're nice people. -I like them a lot. 872 00:32:40,142 --> 00:32:41,374 So, how are you today? 873 00:32:41,376 --> 00:32:42,592 Is there any problem? 874 00:32:42,594 --> 00:32:44,377 I don't think so. 875 00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:45,595 Kind of been trying to take a different, like, approach. 876 00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:46,813 Yeah. 877 00:32:46,815 --> 00:32:48,381 And tried to be a lot more chilled 878 00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:49,766 -and laid back, and not so... -Okay. 879 00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:51,485 -Not so hot-headed. 880 00:32:51,487 --> 00:32:53,820 This team, we have so much potential to be really good. 881 00:32:53,822 --> 00:32:55,388 I think we're doing good. 882 00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:58,158 Should we go and get our stuff sorted? 883 00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,426 And then the rest of the night is chill. 884 00:33:05,668 --> 00:33:07,067 That is definitely my cup of tea. 885 00:33:07,069 --> 00:33:08,919 We're just gonna keep it coming. 886 00:33:08,921 --> 00:33:11,238 -Oh, my god. -Oh, wow, thank you. 887 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,273 Here we've got some sautéed asparagus, 888 00:33:13,275 --> 00:33:14,741 poached egg with crisp pancetta. 889 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:16,576 -Mm! -Thank you so much. 890 00:33:16,578 --> 00:33:18,462 This is breakfast, we don't have to eat breakfast tomorrow. 891 00:33:18,464 --> 00:33:20,263 Oh, speak for yourself. 892 00:33:20,265 --> 00:33:22,683 It's so good. 893 00:33:22,685 --> 00:33:24,518 Hey, she makin' a pasta. 894 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,604 I make a pasta, with a semolina. 895 00:33:27,606 --> 00:33:30,691 Homemade pasta... Nothing compares. 896 00:33:30,693 --> 00:33:32,609 I really, really love to take the time 897 00:33:32,611 --> 00:33:35,529 to make it from scratch, make it authentic. 898 00:33:35,531 --> 00:33:37,447 Don't snag on me, bitch. 899 00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:40,450 I can't stand using boxed pasta. 900 00:33:40,452 --> 00:33:43,286 I'm like, bleagh... Can't do it. 901 00:33:43,288 --> 00:33:44,938 It's boiling, you're done. 902 00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:46,006 Yeah... 903 00:33:48,711 --> 00:33:50,677 Alexander, with his chicken tenders today 904 00:33:50,679 --> 00:33:52,212 that rachel made for him, 905 00:33:52,214 --> 00:33:55,882 I never saw him eat chicken tenders that fast. 906 00:33:55,884 --> 00:33:57,484 Really? 907 00:33:57,486 --> 00:33:58,802 You can tell, everything that's she's made today 908 00:33:58,804 --> 00:34:00,504 is just made with love and passion. 909 00:34:00,506 --> 00:34:02,506 Suck my ----ing clit. 910 00:34:02,508 --> 00:34:04,725 I might have to change into different pants. 911 00:34:04,727 --> 00:34:06,143 -So good. -Hm. 912 00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:07,494 -Going. -Going? 913 00:34:07,496 --> 00:34:08,495 Cheers, guys. 914 00:34:08,497 --> 00:34:09,679 Oh, I always do that on purpose. 915 00:34:09,681 --> 00:34:11,314 Oh [bleep], I'm sorry. 916 00:34:11,316 --> 00:34:12,999 No, it's all good. I'll murder you later. 917 00:34:13,001 --> 00:34:15,001 Wow. 918 00:34:15,003 --> 00:34:17,821 Oh, my god, that's gorgeous. 919 00:34:17,823 --> 00:34:20,857 Your pasta course is a quattro fungi con pappardelle. 920 00:34:20,859 --> 00:34:24,745 So, it's four mushrooms sautéed with truffle as well. 921 00:34:24,747 --> 00:34:27,364 I've never had food like this in my whole life. 922 00:34:27,366 --> 00:34:29,182 You're a freak of nature. 923 00:34:29,184 --> 00:34:31,001 My mother told me I broke her uterus. 924 00:34:31,003 --> 00:34:32,869 Oh, my god. 925 00:34:32,871 --> 00:34:34,521 -It's delicious. -Bon appétit. 926 00:34:34,523 --> 00:34:35,756 There's nothing better. 927 00:34:35,758 --> 00:34:37,591 [snores] 928 00:34:37,593 --> 00:34:39,092 he's out. 929 00:34:39,094 --> 00:34:40,510 That's the cutest thing ever, leave him be. 930 00:34:40,512 --> 00:34:42,362 -It's so funny. -So, what's this, then? 931 00:34:42,364 --> 00:34:44,331 -It's a panna cotta. -Panna cotta. 932 00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:46,883 -We're all covered up, right? -Yeah, everything's covered. 933 00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:48,835 -All right, folks. -Good night. 934 00:34:48,837 --> 00:34:50,403 Fraser, we're losing two. 935 00:34:50,405 --> 00:34:51,705 That's all good, don't you worry about it. 936 00:34:51,707 --> 00:34:53,523 Dropping like flies. 937 00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:55,408 He weighs so much, it's crazy. 938 00:34:55,410 --> 00:34:57,277 What are these? 939 00:34:57,279 --> 00:34:58,845 I know, right? Macaroons. 940 00:34:58,847 --> 00:35:00,730 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... 941 00:35:00,732 --> 00:35:02,916 Well, I'm laughing because we're only supposed to serve five. 942 00:35:09,424 --> 00:35:10,540 This is the bridge deck. 943 00:35:12,744 --> 00:35:14,161 My what? 944 00:35:16,231 --> 00:35:17,364 -That's it, perfect, thank you. -Marvelous. 945 00:35:17,366 --> 00:35:19,099 Oh, my god! 946 00:35:19,101 --> 00:35:21,067 Wow, thank you. 947 00:35:21,069 --> 00:35:22,469 Oh, my god. 948 00:35:24,473 --> 00:35:26,056 Oh, my god. 949 00:35:32,931 --> 00:35:34,764 -Thank you, good night. -Macaroon. 950 00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:36,233 What is this, by the way? 951 00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:37,651 Let's see, this is what, charter three? 952 00:35:37,653 --> 00:35:39,402 -Yeah. -Yeah, we're halfway through. 953 00:35:39,404 --> 00:35:40,954 We've only been doing this for two weeks, 954 00:35:40,956 --> 00:35:42,572 and there's a month to go. 955 00:35:42,574 --> 00:35:44,224 It's been going well though, hasn't it? 956 00:35:44,226 --> 00:35:45,225 I think the whole team's getting along well, 957 00:35:45,227 --> 00:35:46,226 or at least I hope so. 958 00:35:46,228 --> 00:35:47,911 Someone's gotta pop. 959 00:35:47,913 --> 00:35:48,929 Someone's gonna pop at some point. 960 00:35:48,931 --> 00:35:50,864 [phone ringing] 961 00:35:52,768 --> 00:35:54,501 hi, I just wanted to check in on you 962 00:35:54,503 --> 00:35:56,369 and see if everything's going okay. 963 00:35:58,841 --> 00:36:01,474 I'm gonna cast some suspicions on... 964 00:36:01,476 --> 00:36:02,676 -Jess. -Yep. 965 00:36:02,678 --> 00:36:04,427 Yeah. 966 00:36:04,429 --> 00:36:05,512 When do you have to get your stitches taken out, do you know? 967 00:36:06,682 --> 00:36:08,748 My grandparents definitely played 968 00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:11,184 a secondary parental role in my life, 969 00:36:11,186 --> 00:36:12,585 and so I just get concerned. 970 00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:13,937 I love them so much. 971 00:36:16,024 --> 00:36:18,158 That's it, I just wanted to call quickly and check on you. 972 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,527 You never know how much longer you have with them. 973 00:36:20,529 --> 00:36:21,978 All right, love you. 974 00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:24,030 Love you too, sweetie. Bye. 975 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,033 She's like the weather. 976 00:36:27,035 --> 00:36:28,969 -She's very up and down. -It's very up and down. 977 00:36:28,971 --> 00:36:30,136 It's sun for a short while, and then it's thunder and lightning. 978 00:36:30,138 --> 00:36:31,571 Yeah, definitely a possibility. 979 00:36:34,126 --> 00:36:35,609 Coming up... 980 00:36:35,611 --> 00:36:37,177 -What was that? -We lost a couple of cushions. 981 00:36:37,179 --> 00:36:38,444 Oh, you lost the big one. 982 00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:40,130 Of course we did. 983 00:36:40,132 --> 00:36:41,882 I'm just so ----ing frustrated with getting yelled at. 984 00:36:41,884 --> 00:36:44,551 I want everything secured, I want things covered. 985 00:36:44,553 --> 00:36:46,503 I don't want another ----ing thing 986 00:36:46,505 --> 00:36:47,988 falling off this boat, copy? 987 00:36:50,024 --> 00:36:52,192 Thank you so much for joining us. 988 00:36:52,194 --> 00:36:53,944 -Oh... -You probably wanna get to bed. 989 00:36:53,946 --> 00:36:55,395 Thank you for having me, I really enjoyed it. 990 00:36:55,397 --> 00:36:56,897 It was our pleasure. 991 00:36:59,868 --> 00:37:01,618 Get a good night's sleep. 992 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:04,871 Will you have breakfast, lunch, and dinner with us tomorrow? 993 00:37:04,873 --> 00:37:07,207 Yes, you'll have dinner with us for ronnie's birthday tomorrow. 994 00:37:07,209 --> 00:37:08,658 Oh, that's right. 995 00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:09,993 -Oh, my god, it's amazing. -The big 75. 996 00:37:09,995 --> 00:37:11,461 -It'll be my pleasure. -Captain. 997 00:37:11,463 --> 00:37:13,880 Jodi, do you know how to get back to your room? 998 00:37:13,882 --> 00:37:16,800 I sorta do. 999 00:37:16,802 --> 00:37:18,752 Am I following you to your... Oh. 1000 00:37:18,754 --> 00:37:20,253 No, your room's down there. 1001 00:37:20,255 --> 00:37:21,554 Are you going... Mine's down there? 1002 00:37:21,556 --> 00:37:22,622 Okay. 1003 00:37:24,843 --> 00:37:26,059 Where are you going? 1004 00:37:26,061 --> 00:37:27,894 Wow, you got those double doors? 1005 00:37:27,896 --> 00:37:30,096 I'm going to my room. Alone. 1006 00:37:30,098 --> 00:37:31,348 Have a good night. 1007 00:37:31,350 --> 00:37:32,983 Thanks, you have a good night too. 1008 00:37:32,985 --> 00:37:34,017 You bet. Bye-bye. 1009 00:37:34,019 --> 00:37:35,185 She was gonna follow me in here. 1010 00:37:36,238 --> 00:37:37,687 Love that guy. 1011 00:37:37,689 --> 00:37:38,939 Laugh it up, funny boy. 1012 00:37:41,243 --> 00:37:42,659 What time you want me up? 1013 00:37:42,661 --> 00:37:43,777 Eight hours from whenever you go to bed. 1014 00:37:43,779 --> 00:37:45,712 -Good night. -Night. 1015 00:37:45,714 --> 00:37:46,863 Night-night. 1016 00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:48,281 Ugh. 1017 00:37:52,621 --> 00:37:54,504 Oh, I'm so excited. 1018 00:37:54,506 --> 00:37:55,755 Ow, my toe. 1019 00:37:55,757 --> 00:37:57,090 -Sleep well. -See you in the morning. 1020 00:37:57,092 --> 00:37:58,425 I'll see you in the morning. 1021 00:38:06,685 --> 00:38:08,601 [yawns] 1022 00:38:11,106 --> 00:38:13,056 [alarm sounds] 1023 00:38:16,361 --> 00:38:17,444 ow. 1024 00:38:20,782 --> 00:38:22,198 The wind is relentless. 1025 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,216 Strap in. 1026 00:38:23,218 --> 00:38:24,484 Here it comes. 1027 00:38:27,489 --> 00:38:31,291 Oh, buddy, look at those high socks. 1028 00:38:31,293 --> 00:38:32,542 It's a good look for you. 1029 00:38:32,544 --> 00:38:34,327 Oh, they're so tight. 1030 00:38:34,329 --> 00:38:35,745 Isn't that what every man likes? 1031 00:38:35,747 --> 00:38:39,082 -Oh, god. -Jesus christ. 1032 00:38:43,505 --> 00:38:44,921 I do have almond milk. 1033 00:38:44,923 --> 00:38:47,307 Todd the bod's a little sexy beast. 1034 00:38:47,309 --> 00:38:48,675 He's a little schnack. 1035 00:38:48,677 --> 00:38:49,759 How did you sleep, how was everything? 1036 00:38:49,761 --> 00:38:51,811 -It was good. -Meow. 1037 00:38:53,148 --> 00:38:54,481 I'm really not into that buff look. 1038 00:38:54,483 --> 00:38:56,950 I like short, fat, and funny. 1039 00:38:56,952 --> 00:38:58,451 Is there bacon in it? 1040 00:38:59,788 --> 00:39:01,187 Give it a shot, see what it's like. 1041 00:39:01,189 --> 00:39:02,906 What are we up to, just, like wiping down? 1042 00:39:02,908 --> 00:39:03,990 Huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1043 00:39:03,992 --> 00:39:05,358 With the winds and stuff... 1044 00:39:12,951 --> 00:39:14,000 -Oh, they go flying? -Yes. 1045 00:39:17,172 --> 00:39:19,372 It's, like, gusting. Yeah, it needs to come in. 1046 00:39:19,374 --> 00:39:21,274 We'll put it on the breakfast table down here, then. 1047 00:39:21,276 --> 00:39:23,093 Eddie, eddie, lee. 1048 00:39:23,095 --> 00:39:25,645 Let's get primed, I wanna get outta here sometime today. 1049 00:39:25,647 --> 00:39:27,597 Copy that. 1050 00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:30,133 So, we're taking this all back downstairs to the main salon. 1051 00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:31,601 To the table? 1052 00:39:31,603 --> 00:39:32,852 All right, let's get this closed up. 1053 00:39:32,854 --> 00:39:34,270 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Get fenders in. 1054 00:39:34,272 --> 00:39:35,271 I would do one of those on every setting. 1055 00:39:35,273 --> 00:39:37,290 Holy ----ing wind, dude. 1056 00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:38,491 We're ready to sit for breakfast, if you'd like. 1057 00:39:38,493 --> 00:39:39,809 Great, great. 1058 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:41,394 -Do you wanna haul the anchor? -Yes. 1059 00:39:45,033 --> 00:39:48,034 So, chef rachel has prepared an avocado toast on 1060 00:39:48,036 --> 00:39:49,903 a hash brown cake with a poached egg, 1061 00:39:49,905 --> 00:39:53,123 and some mélange microgreens, 1062 00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:56,076 as well as a chocolate chip pancake special, 1063 00:39:56,078 --> 00:39:57,660 with whipped cream. 1064 00:39:57,662 --> 00:39:58,812 Oh! 1065 00:39:58,814 --> 00:40:00,246 That sounds like my favorite... 1066 00:40:00,248 --> 00:40:02,082 Ever? 1067 00:40:02,084 --> 00:40:03,883 That... Yes. 1068 00:40:03,885 --> 00:40:05,218 Jake, get us outta here. 1069 00:40:05,220 --> 00:40:06,519 Copy. 1070 00:40:06,521 --> 00:40:08,421 -Is that short? -Medium stay. 1071 00:40:09,491 --> 00:40:10,557 Watch that wind. 1072 00:40:10,559 --> 00:40:12,342 Two orders of oatmilk, 1073 00:40:12,344 --> 00:40:14,561 and two orders of egg whites, scrambled, no cheese... 1074 00:40:14,563 --> 00:40:16,129 Just clean egg whites. 1075 00:40:17,566 --> 00:40:19,199 Anchor home, anchor home. 1076 00:40:19,201 --> 00:40:20,767 Copy that. 1077 00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:24,854 Anchor secured. 1078 00:40:24,856 --> 00:40:26,106 Copy that. 1079 00:40:26,108 --> 00:40:27,874 -Good job. -Look at that. 1080 00:40:27,876 --> 00:40:28,875 -Thank you. -Pleasure. 1081 00:40:28,877 --> 00:40:29,943 That is a good one. 1082 00:40:32,998 --> 00:40:34,781 -What was that? -----Ing wind. 1083 00:40:34,783 --> 00:40:36,199 Oh, hell, no. 1084 00:40:36,201 --> 00:40:37,250 It's cushions, cushions, cushions. 1085 00:40:37,252 --> 00:40:39,085 Jon, jon, jon, wes. 1086 00:40:39,087 --> 00:40:41,254 Hey, we lost a couple cushions as we just left anchorage. 1087 00:40:41,256 --> 00:40:42,922 Oh, we lost the big one. 1088 00:40:42,924 --> 00:40:44,057 -Yeah. -Yes. 1089 00:40:44,059 --> 00:40:46,342 -[bleep] -[bleep] 1090 00:40:46,344 --> 00:40:48,845 sh--, I don't like these pink ones. 1091 00:40:48,847 --> 00:40:50,180 Don't tell me, I'm gonna have to go back 1092 00:40:50,182 --> 00:40:51,714 and get the ----ing cushions. 1093 00:40:51,716 --> 00:40:53,349 That's going to upset me. 1094 00:40:53,351 --> 00:40:54,384 Jon, jon, eddie. 1095 00:40:59,307 --> 00:41:01,274 That's a common-sense thing. 1096 00:41:01,276 --> 00:41:02,942 I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, 1097 00:41:02,944 --> 00:41:04,611 and I can figure it out. 1098 00:41:04,613 --> 00:41:07,363 Wind's blowing... Make sure the cushions are secure. 1099 00:41:07,365 --> 00:41:09,916 These guys could [bleep] up a two-car funeral. 1100 00:41:09,918 --> 00:41:12,235 Should have been tight as a goddamn drum. 1101 00:41:12,237 --> 00:41:13,419 Is that jon right there? 1102 00:41:13,421 --> 00:41:14,821 Yeah. 1103 00:41:14,823 --> 00:41:16,623 Jon, wes, do you have a visual on them? 1104 00:41:17,926 --> 00:41:19,659 Just unbelievable. 1105 00:41:19,661 --> 00:41:22,212 The deck team needs more time to get everything secured. 1106 00:41:22,214 --> 00:41:24,214 They had plenty of time. 1107 00:41:24,216 --> 00:41:26,082 They were standing up here for 15 minutes pulling the anchor. 1108 00:41:26,084 --> 00:41:28,168 That's plenty of time to secure. 1109 00:41:28,170 --> 00:41:30,103 I'm about to ----ing pop. 1110 00:41:30,105 --> 00:41:32,138 Deckhands' first responsibility is take care of the exterior, 1111 00:41:32,140 --> 00:41:34,674 and now I'm getting reamed out by captain lee. 1112 00:41:34,676 --> 00:41:37,927 I'm really ----ing serious... No more [bleep] ups. 1113 00:41:37,929 --> 00:41:40,013 I can't believe I'm chasing ----ing cushions. 1114 00:41:43,435 --> 00:41:44,817 He sees them. 1115 00:41:44,819 --> 00:41:46,753 Jon, do you have them? 1116 00:41:46,755 --> 00:41:48,104 Copy that, I'm gonna break off. 1117 00:41:48,106 --> 00:41:49,656 The hammer needs to drop, 1118 00:41:49,658 --> 00:41:51,157 and it's up to eddie to make it happen. 1119 00:41:51,159 --> 00:41:53,359 Okay, guys, laz. 1120 00:41:53,361 --> 00:41:55,028 If he doesn't drop it on them, 1121 00:41:55,030 --> 00:41:57,497 he knows goddamn well I'm gonna drop it on him. 1122 00:41:57,499 --> 00:42:00,283 I'm just so ----ing frustrated with getting yelled at. 1123 00:42:00,285 --> 00:42:02,368 I want everything secured, I want things covered. 1124 00:42:02,370 --> 00:42:04,204 I don't want another ----ing thing 1125 00:42:04,206 --> 00:42:05,922 falling off this boat, copy? 1126 00:42:05,924 --> 00:42:07,874 That's ----ing bullsh--. 1127 00:42:08,843 --> 00:42:10,143 Next on "below deck"... 1128 00:42:10,145 --> 00:42:12,312 The wind here is too fucking strong. 1129 00:42:12,314 --> 00:42:14,681 -Whoa! -Oh, my god! 1130 00:42:14,683 --> 00:42:16,616 Goddamn it. 1131 00:42:16,618 --> 00:42:20,353 Thirty-five years, I've never seen wind with such intensity. 1132 00:42:20,355 --> 00:42:23,556 It's mother nature giving your ass a wake-up call. 1133 00:42:23,558 --> 00:42:25,024 I'm gonna take 'em into the ring, 1134 00:42:25,026 --> 00:42:26,276 and I'm gonna break 'em over my knee! 1135 00:42:26,278 --> 00:42:28,027 Oh, yeah, brother! 1136 00:42:28,029 --> 00:42:30,363 I guess this is what being a first officer is all about. 1137 00:42:30,365 --> 00:42:32,565 What a luxurious promotion this is. 1138 00:42:38,406 --> 00:42:39,539 How are you? 1139 00:42:41,159 --> 00:42:43,293 The 'stache looks prettier and prettier every day. 1140 00:42:43,295 --> 00:42:44,627 Don't put the front down. 1141 00:42:44,629 --> 00:42:46,546 -No. -Put the front down [bleep] it. 1142 00:42:46,548 --> 00:42:47,880 [laughing] 1143 00:42:49,584 --> 00:42:52,018 jake! Jake! 1144 00:42:52,020 --> 00:42:53,987 Oh, my god, they're gonna [bleep] tonight. 1145 00:42:53,989 --> 00:42:56,172 I'm straight, I'm just sexually comfortable. 1146 00:42:56,174 --> 00:42:58,141 Like, I can do, like... 1147 00:42:58,143 --> 00:43:01,844 -Ah! -Yes!