Previously, on "below deck"...
Rayna, can you be a bit quicker, please?
I'm bringing all the dishes to the galley.
No, you're not pulling your weight.
Rethink the way you talk to me.
Oh, so tired.
I have been in yachting five years,
but last year I've been helping care
for my elderly grandparents.
It's ----ing exhausting being a stewardess all day long.
This is, like, so much.
Fender cover's lost.
Oh, man, we lost a cover!
Jesus christ.
It is not acceptable to have things flying overboard.
Are you going for anyone?
No.
Oh, you're gay, then?
Yeah, just have to find a guest, I guess.
I didn't pick up and, like, smack her ass.
I just, like, picked her up and, like, dropped her in the water.
Does anybody handle this sh-- well?
I'm engaged.
You're engaged, and you didn't tell me that?
Well, technically.
You stuck your tongue down my throat
and you don't wanna say nothing?
What the [bleep]?
Oh sh--.
Even if I try to close my eyes, my head is just spinning.
Why?
I keep forgetting you've got a girlfriend as well.
[belches]
I was, like, oh, my god, are you serious?
Yeah, this hangover's going great so far.
How you doing there, rock star?
----Ing epic.
A ----ing epic night, right?
-Yeah. -Fun.
All right, your cereal, sir.
Thanks so much.
How was your night last night?
Good, I turned in a little bit earlier than the rest.
I'm a little too old for all that jazz.
I'm old. You're not old.
I'm feeling it, though.
[laughs]
wash her down?
Wash her the [bleep] down, she's a dirty girl.
Sounds like a great day.
Heather.
Oh, there you are, love.
A day that starts in sunglasses.
-Good night, though. -I had a blast.
What an absolute hoot.
There's also a bagel in my bathroom.
-No! -Yeah.
Last night, we saw a new side to heather.
It was really nice to watch her having such a good time.
I really hope that heather keeps this up.
Naughty little bitch.
-So, for today... -Yes.
Let's just make the beds and the rooms as best we can.
All right, pray for no peeking, one, two, three.
Pray for no peeking.
Mr. Jake is engaged.
Buddy, buddy, you're engaged?
If I was engaged and you was kissing on everybody
and they mama, I would feel some type of way.
She's my fiancé, but she's not my girlfriend.
What the absolute [bleep]?
Isn't that something you wanna bring up the first day we meet?
That's crazy.
How did this happen? Please tell us, play-by-play.
She's my mate. She needs a british passport.
Ah!
So, has she messed with other people
since you guys have been together?
Well, we're not together, she's not my girlfriend.
-I told you this. -I don't understand.
Oof, oh, this smells so bad.
Blegh.
Something I noticed last night...
I feel like everyone's after a little bit of jake.
He's so cute, though.
He's telling me that you've got a little bit
of a crush on jake as well.
No, no, no, I'm out of a
long-term, very serious relationship.
Yeah, you're pretty fresh out of it, hey?
Yeah, like, I really thought
that we were gonna get married, we started our life.
But unfortunately, he was, like, "I don't think this is working."
it was ----ing painful.
I really loved and adored him and respected him
and had feelings for him,
and wanted to have a future with him.
So, it... I had to regroup.
But I didn't have the ability to actually process it until,
like, I finished my charter season.
Then it hit me like a son of a bitch.
I'm happier now by myself.
Like, when I was with him,
I put his needs and everything else before mine.
And when I hear people talk about their relationsh--,
I'm just thinking to myself, I'm like [bleep] that.
And then I just run to my job as a protection.
At least you're not resorting to alcohol or drugs,
-do you know what I mean? -Yeah.
You're resorting to work and making money.
Oh, god, being hungover doing this is not fun.
-Eddie. -Yeah?
Tell us about your girlfriend.
She's a very, very sweet, sweet woman.
Aw!
Very, very loving, very kind.
-She crazy? -Batsh--.
Those are the best.
This morning I'm bummed that,
you know, my girlfriend's pissed off at me.
A little frustrating, but it's a new relationship,
and it's tough to trust the other person
that they're not gonna hurt you and lie to you
and burn you and cheat on you.
So, this is how my life is gonna be.
Okay.
Eddie, heather, and rachel,
a brief meeting in the crew mess.
Greetings and salutations, captain.
Hi.
We have co-primaries, jeremy morton and ronnie weiss.
They're friends who are bringing their families
together to share this charter of a lifetime.
The mortons are gonna be joined by their sons,
16-year-old sam and six-year-old alexander.
So, it sounds like babysitting for somebody.
Mm-hmm.
I love having kids on board.
Sometimes it can be a huge pain in the ass.
You gotta make the table, make the beds,
make the cocktails, and wipe the kid's ass.
Five-star service and a nanny.
-Casino royale party. -On night one.
They would like to invite me to dinner.
Day two... Ronnie will be celebrating his 75th birthday
with an '80s dance and fitness party.
Pretty sure they asked for you to be there for that, cap.
You hold your breath till I show up, all right?
Noon pickup; let's start prepping for it, thank you.
Thanks, cap.
Hmm, hmm, hmm!
I just wanna let you know that the washing machine is done.
I just don't want the two of us doing it,
-so it doesn't get mixed up. -Can I switch with you?
Can I switch with you for a second?
Yeah, and then what we're gonna do...
Yes, and then I'm gonna finish with...
I got it, babe, don't worry about it.
...The fridge.
But yeah, I just didn't want two of us on it.
Yep, do whatever you'd like, love.
All right.
It's crucial that with a small team we all carry our weight.
Jess, she's had more sleep than everyone else,
and yet she is the most miserable
and rundown out of all of us.
I'm doing her job as well as mine.
She needs to man the [bleep] up,
do the job, and just stop complaining.
Oh, my god, she has nailed this bed, apart from the corners.
[phone rings]
craft services.
This is heather from motor yacht seanna.
We're gonna be doing a casino royale party.
I'm looking to get some hanging décor,
10 decks of cards, maybe a casino sign.
Awesome, thank you so much for your help.
All right, we gotta start making a move on now,
because last time, we were way ahead of what we are now.
I love the enthusiasm, it's great.
-It's our job, isn't it, so... -It's not that serious.
Like, you get mad over the smallest things.
I'm not mad, I'm just trying to get you to make a move on.
What does it look like we're doing?
We don't need to go that fast.
This isn't like your normal sailing.
This is super-yachting.
Everything's gotta be done quick.
Jake brings up petty stuff.
Rushing us around, I get during charter.
When we're not on charter, what's the rush?
[bleep] outta here, guy.
I don't wanna be doing this when the sun's down.
It's nothing to be upset about, I'm just saying.
-I'm not upset. -You're hostile.
Work faster.
Wes, have you thought about talking to jess?
Yeah, I've thought about it.
I don't... I don't know.
I don't do that on boats.
It's so close, it's too tight-knit.
So, you would never have sex with jess?
No, didn't say that.
I definitely have a fear of rejection, who doesn't.
No, I would. I would.
I definitely would.
I was rejected a lot in high school,
little bit in college, and that hurts.
No game. None whatsoever.
I'm a big nerd, and I get awkward, very clammy.
I think you should try to pursue it.
I had so much fun.
You guys are all very awesome.
What happened with jess and wes?
-What was the question? -"who would you kiss?"
-and he was like, "jess." -jess, jess, jess!
Woo!
How do you think she feels about that?
I don't know.
Jess needs some dick.
But I think it'd be good for her.
-Anything to make her... -Yeah.
Is she pretty sad?
Make her smile at the moment.
Maybe we do need wes to make the move.
Maybe we do.
-We gotta plant that seed. -And hope that a flower grows.
-Can I go fresh up? -Yeah, of course.
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt.
This is why I hate sand.
I want to discuss about jess for a bit.
She's just, like, moping around as if,
-like, she's pure misery. -Right.
And it's just everything she does, there's a sigh before it.
And I'm not gonna keep trying to pull her up and get shot down.
Yeah.
I definitely think fraser's concerns are valid.
It only takes one bad apple to rot an entire tree.
If she starts to take fraser out at the knees, then what?
Definitely gonna have a chat with her today,
hoping that it leads for a better charter number three,
or we're gonna have some big issues after that.
Coming up...
We have five minutes to guest arrival.
-Ugh! -Ooh.
That's a problem.
Is there a reason I'm the only one out here?
Ah!
There you go.
Why don't you help us clear that sink for chef rachel?
[sighs]
yeah, it's just I've been trying to make them work faster,
and it's so difficult.
Like, don't you wanna get this sh-- done so we can be done?
Yeah, I really don't wanna sound like a dick.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Jess, do you wanna come with me into the master?
-Okay. -Wesley!
Yeah, I'm coming, hang on.
Come on!
I just really wanted to touch base with you.
Yeah?
Because I feel as if you're a little under the weather,
or down, and...
-No. -No?
I'm good.
I see it affect the work a little.
The more we know about things, the easier it is...
I don't want it to affect the work.
Is everything okay?
I just found out that my grandmother had a procedure,
-which is a little worrisome. -Yeah.
I don't wanna get upset and, like, cry on the boat,
and I know I'll get upset, because I'm already crying.
I think I just got a little taken back by that.
I was in yachting for a while,
and I didn't get to see my grandparents
when things started going south with their health.
I kinda took it as the opportunity
to come back to land.
I like being there for them.
That's all it is.
I just wanna know how to better help you.
Yeah, I'm good, and I'll tell you
if I need something, honestly.
I'm here, I'm present, I'm fine.
[phone vibrates]
hello?
Hello, missing you.
Is it really nice being home?
I can't... Oh, I can't wait.
I'm gonna try and...
I'm getting there, I'm getting there.
I washed, and all this, just from here.
-Okay. -Rayna, crushin' it.
Wrap it up, we're knockin' off.
Anyway, darling, I'm gonna call you later.
Okay, sounds good.
I'm organizing our cabin.
Oh, that smells amazing.
-Oh, it's so cozy! -Oh!
It's date night, jake.
-Cheers, mate. -Cheers to life, hey?
So, what we were talking about last night,
I thought you were straight.
When did you come out?
I came out to my mum when I was 19.
I was driving back to university with her,
and there was this story on the radio about this guy
who'd, like, murdered eight people.
And he, like, had eaten, like, a few of them as well.
It was a really dark, horrible story.
And my mum's like, "just so you know, fras,
I will always love you, even if you eat people."
I was like, oh [bleep] this is the sh--test segue ever.
It was so hard for me to get the courage
to actually do it, but all it took was a little push.
It felt amazing to get that off my chest for so many years.
Thanks, mum.
She's so cute!
Yeah, I'm really happy in my life.
-Yeah. -Single, but happy.
Yeah.
All right, sweet dreams, you all.
Eight o'clock on deck. I think that's reasonable.
Sounds good.
[yawns]
[alarm blares]
[yawns] god almighty.
----Ing hell, I'm tired.
Wakey-wakey!
Mm, hands off the bacon.
Fa-la-la-la.
Every day, it's a choice.
Am I gonna be happy today, or am I gonna be a miserable sh--?
[humming]
I'm choosing to be happy today and look like this all the time.
My radio is gone.
Does anyone have two radios, by any chance?
-No. -No.
Because mine is gone.
----Ing hell.
I had one job... Hold on to my radio...
And I can't even do that.
If you are looking for your radio,
odds are I already have it.
Get your sh-- together, fraser. Find your radio.
This is not a joke.
I don't wanna lose my job.
♪ good morning ♪
how you doing, girl?
Fabulous.
I'm gonna bring those napkins down,
so maybe we can put them where the draw towels were.
And then just, like, throughout the day,
we could do, like, one set at a time.
I love this.
All right, cool, beautiful.
-It's ----ing windy today. -[bleep] the wind.
[bleep] you, seam!
Hi!
There doesn't seem to be a radio for me.
All crew, we have some provisions.
I need you to take care of the beds
while I handle the provisions.
Copy that.
This is the good stuff.
-Woo! -Caviar.
Woo!
I'm sweating my booty off, yeah.
Woo!
Rawr.
Escargot.
Amazing.
Oh, hell, no.
Deck team, we have a cycle bike here
that we might need some hands on.
-Copy. -Eddie, eddie, lee.
Come on up to the wheelhouse.
On my way.
If you wanna grab it by the handles this time, you can...
Yeah, there you go.
-How is everybody working out? -Everybody's doing good.
Everybody got their radios and stuff?
Seems to.
That's a good thing.
Where could this little bitch be?
How's our boy jake doing?
-Damn hard worker. -Good.
-Right here is good. -Yeah.
You know, I think the issues with last docking
was just everything was just happening too fast.
I mean, the run times are just so short around here,
so maybe just next time, in the future,
we could just drop her back a little bit,
just so we have enough time to get everything ready.
I know that everyone would appreciate it.
Gosh, it's like every charter it's like their first rodeo.
We're on charter three.
It was just too quick.
I think they had plenty of time.
Eddie needs to get their attention.
If you can't run with the big dogs,
you gotta keep your puppy ass on the porch.
-Are you on schedule? -Yeah, we're on schedule.
-Good, I like that. -I like it too.
[chuckles]
are you still looking for your radio?
Let's not.
It's better we just keep getting the boat ready.
Attention all crew, we have 15 minutes
-to guest arrival. -[bleep] me.
Let's get in our whites and get ready.
-[loud belch] -okay!
That works.
It's gonna be one of those charters.
Attention all crew, we have five minutes to guest arrival.
-I hope everybody's ready. -Nope, we're not.
-Fraser? -Yes, ma'am.
Do you have the champagne?
We just got the five-minute call.
That's a problem.
Is there a reason I'm the only one out here?
Goddamn it.
Let's get this party started right now.
You got it, buddy?
-Hello! -Hello!
The kid has a case handcuffed to his wrist.
-Oh, god. -Welcome on board.
-Hi! -Captain lee.
Jeremy, nice to meet you.
You want me to take that little basket from you
so you can wipe your hands down?
-Uh... -No, he...
I'm like the mini-primary.
Ah.
This is not the group that you would think you'd see together.
Apple juice.
You guys look like you got a great tan.
I've been tan for 40 years.
They're all different.
-Todd. -Todd.
-Nice to meet you. -My pleasure.
Wow, this is gonna get interesting.
Here's to the staff of the my seanna.
Woo!
Coming up...
-All fenders in place. -We'll take our stern line.
I'm as nervous as a whore in a front-row pew at church.
You gotta put it forward. You gotta take the stern off.
Cap, you gotta lift the stern off.
Oh, my god.
Here's to the staff of the my seanna.
I'm eager to see what's in that box.
Ah!
Whoa!
Woo, tip money. That's a nice stack of cash.
All right, everyone,
can we just be sure to take care of this kid?
We don't want him falling overboard.
Yeah.
That kid is my primary, screw the adults.
I am gonna get this party started right now.
Heather will show you around the boat.
Perfect.
We are gonna go get into our polos.
-Asap. -Copy.
This is a great spot for a sunset,
where we like to enjoy most of the meals.
-Nice. -Amazing.
We're just gonna check out the sundeck.
Ronnie, how long you've been tan?
Since the '60s.
The moms, they're gonna be litty.
Love 'em, fabulous.
No one's back there to catch me.
This is a gorgeous lounging area.
Ah, here's my hot tub.
It's got my name on it.
This is unreal.
This is the master stateroom on this level.
You've got a conjoined bathroom.
-Wow. -Pretty nice.
Whew.
All right, let's see if we can get outta here
without spending any money.
Let me know when that last line is ready to come off.
I get a knot in my stomach every time I touch the controls
to leave, because the prevailing winds
are constantly blowing us onto the dock, which is concrete.
We'll take our stern line.
Forward bow line off.
There's just shallow water everywhere.
I'm as nervous as a whore in a front-row pew at church.
All fenders in place until I clear.
Whew.
You gotta put her forward. You gotta take the stern off.
Cap, you gotta lift the stern off...
-Whew! -Woohoo!
Oh, my god.
All fenders are clear, all fenders are clear.
Okay, we're outta here.
Who the [bleep] ties these, man?
You wanna make sure alexander's not to go by himself anywhere.
No problem.
We have more than enough crew members.
We will have our eyes on you like a hawk.
Oh, my gosh, that seared my soul.
Why, what's happening now?
Why am I afraid all of a sudden?
Awesome.
Don't be afraid, you're my rock.
Sure thing.
Go, go, go. Come on.
Sorry, honey. Going slow.
Speed this sh-- up!
Big bootie judy coming our way.
Did you say you've got another, like,
a project as well on board?
Yeah, there's another one,
but I'm gonna build that probably tomorrow.
I used to be a nanny, so kids tend to like me.
I know how to look after them.
Yeah, I'm a... I'm a... I'm a...
I'm so good at legos.
But to be honest, yeah, I don't like kids.
The way they eat, the sounds...
No, no.
They're just a bit gross.
I hate getting my nails clipped, because if I was, like, kinda...
Then you can't take it off, yeah.
-Yeah. -I don't like kids one bit.
So, how are you supposed to get it off?
I don't really know.
For lunch, we're gonna do the pan-seared local grouper.
The kids will have grilled chicken.
We'll do sweet potato wedges.
Then we're gonna do, like, a big, massive cobb salad.
-That is nice. -Thank you.
See, this is great.
Yes, I mean, look at how beautiful that is.
That's annoying as hell.
Hot mama!
We're gonna get some weather.
Oh sh--.
There was just a little bit of a spritzle-sprinkle.
Holy wind, dude.
Oh, here, you take that, and I'll take that.
I'm gonna have to move you guys all inside.
Okay, I got you, I got you.
-You got it? -Get the other one.
We're gonna do the ends?
Oh, just one end, right there.
Great.
Eddie, eddie, lee.
I'm less than five minutes away from dropping the hook.
Let's get somebody up on the forward deck
to prep for dropping the hook.
Copy that, I'm on my way.
I'll go do that.
What's new?
-Shall we sit? -Someone else wanna have a go?
Yeah.
On my mark, I want two and a half shots.
Two and a half shots, standing by.
You're just gonna let it go,
and then I'll tell you when to close as well.
Okay.
If I can teach rayna a bit more on deck,
maybe the job will seem more appealing to her.
So then we'll just let that go, and then it'll be yellow?
Or then it'll be red and then yellow?
It will be red, but it'll be a bright red.
I wanna be friends with her.
I don't wanna ----ing be the villain.
But if it doesn't work,
I reckon I'm gonna make rayna walk the plank.
-And drop. -All the way.
Here comes ronnie, bringing up the rear.
All right, tomorrow's your birthday party.
The big 75.
Two and a half shots.
I like it.
Sounds good to me.
Let's lock it in.
Anchor's locked.
[bleep] yeah.
Fraser, fraser, heather.
Oh, that's right, he doesn't have a radio.
Growing up, I was terrible at school,
and I was even worse at university.
School was tough because my dad has worked the olympic games,
and I think moving countries
every two to three years is difficult.
[sighs]
so, now that I found something that I love
and that I feel like I'm very good at,
the basic capacity of keeping my radio on me
and failing that makes me feel like sh--.
Come on, fras, this is not ----ing rocket science.
Hey, I'm plating the boys right now.
Ready to roll.
Wow, sam.
Here you go, so we've got ketchup
in the middle of the table.
Honey mustard.
This is so good.
And I've got some sweet potato fries.
Sweet potato fries are amazing.
Can I offer you some cobb?
-This is dijon chicken. -Please.
-Delish. -Mm!
Ooh, this is good.
We do.
[bleep], I love you.
It was amazing.
-So, we'll go downstairs... -And hang with the homies.
Do do, do do, do do.
Oh sh--.
Eddie, eddie, we may have lost the ball.
[sighs]
how?
Jake did it, jake did it, not me.
-Goddamn it. -I'm sorry.
Let it go.
If I take off on the ----ing tender,
captain lee's gonna notice that something just went overboard.
If something ----ing goes overboard,
unless it's something serious,
don't say it over the ----ing radio!
The guests are all preoccupied downstairs.
I can handle it.
I don't think so.
You okay?
You're scattered.
I just want my radio.
Okay, so let's just clear the whole counter and laundry room,
and see if it's not in our space.
I know you are.
It's so vital that fraser finds his radio.
Not only for safety reasons,
but I need communication with him
as my second for a successful charter.
I don't care if you think that it could or couldn't be,
I want you to dig through all of that stuff in there.
Find it! Find it right now!
Dig through it, just so that
we've crossed everything off the list.
Coming up...
There's a few things I would do.
Always, like, kinda straighten these things.
Like, water spots on this mirror.
Pull them tighter.
Cheap-ass hotels do a better job
than what my team is producing right now.
Training day's over.
Gotta flip it around the other way.
God, I'm in a silly mood today.
I don't know why.
Yeah?
You're funny.
Oh, there is a ----ing god looking down on me!
Okay, panic over.
It's crazy, how much that little piece of plastic means to me.
Heather, heather, fraser.
You are incredible.
----Ing hell, that was close.
Heather, I know it's, like, casino,
but what's the plan as far as games?
I've got two craps and one poker.
I've got the felt tops, so we'll just lay them across.
So, you have a crap table, seriously,
-with dice and everything? -Yeah.
That's... How you gonna do the odds?
Six the hard way, and...
No, they have a craps table.
-Oh, do they? -Yeah.
You wanna play before or after dinner?
-Before? -Totally works.
Wanna know what gave me all this sh--.
Let's put it in here and call it a day.
I wanna start with the decorating.
Yeah.
So, we need to set this up first.
First time gambling was at atlantis in the bahamas.
Went with my first charter tip ever,
threw all my money on red, and ----ing lost it all.
It's a casino!
I've learned to just take a little bit of your money,
not your whole tip with you,
'cause it's an easy thing to get caught up in.
Are you out of air already?
No, I'm lightheaded.
I've got veins popping out of every orifice.
Oh, my god.
What'd you do, then?
Would you ever wanna do something like this?
Good fun. Good fun.
Ah.
I've learned a lot from my mistakes in relationships
in the past, and my girlfriend,
she is without a doubt the most loving one I've ever met.
[phone rings]
hey, I'm sorry about last night, sweetie.
And that was a speed bump,
but it's not gonna define the rest of our relationship.
I know it's hard on you, sweetie,
but be cool, honey bunny.
I miss you, too.
Can you take a step back from afar
and tell me if it looks like...
-No, you can't see. -Hanging balls, or...
I mean, it does look like hanging balls,
but it looks great.
-That'll do. -That'll do.
Let's go, honey, they're waiting for us.
Hey, I'm making my hair good!
What we're gonna do is the antipasti
-is gonna be on the table. -Okay.
-So, we have focaccia... -Yeah.
-Burrata, and then... -Yeah.
We'll go into the caprese salad.
Do pappardelle; that will be plated.
So, tonight's theme is casino night,
and I just lived in Italy for almost eight months,
and I had a wonderful experience.
So, I wanna have a nice italian feast.
I can't stop doing this.
Main fork and knife, and you want a spoon and a fork.
-Right, copy, copy. -Grazie mille.
You got tanned today.
-I faded. -You faded?
He's been tan for 65 years.
I have a disease called tanorexia.
Yeah, you gotta be tan, huh?
Tanorexia.
Vitamin d, baby, vitamin d.
Vitamin n... Vitamin nice.
How old were you when you found this as your passion?
Oh [bleep] me, man, let me tell you what,
I was actually about 18.
I ran my mouth as a bartender,
and the boys in the kitchen were like,
"hey, smartass, why don't you put your money
where your mouth is?"
oh.
And I said, "----ing watch me," and that was it.
What do you have for me?
I can put minecraft on two player
show me.
All right, so you guys wanna play left, right, center?
That's the pot.
Heather's playing too. Are you playing too?
-We put in the money. -You can play on the easy one.
-I'll play the hard one. -Okay.
Let's go.
For an amateur, that's a sick roll.
-Okay. -There you go.
Oh, that hurts.
Jess, if I could get you to go into the queen room
and start in there.
Okay, lovely.
Yeah, I would do a sparkling, and one of the chardonnays...
-Yeah. -...That are in the water.
Because todd drinks that.
-Wow, that's insane. -That is amazing!
Take someone down.
Tricky little bastard.
Shall we sit for dinner?
-Is it time? Sure. -It's time.
Hello.
Are you ready for dinner? Are you hungry?
I am. Oh, they look nice.
Yeah, they are beautiful.
I love to sit across from you,
so I can gaze into those big, brown eyes.
Evening.
-Hi! -Hello, how are you?
-Thank you for joining us. -Thank you for having me.
So good that you're here.
This is prosciutto di parma, prosciutto di cotto...
-What's the one again? -Taleggio.
-Here comes the food.
-Wow. -Look how gorgeous.
Beautiful.
Special pasta.
Mm. Good.
Are the rooms downstairs all good?
-Mm-hmm. -Okay.
What the hell?
Seriously? A mess.
What's concerning me the most about these cabins
is the lack of attention to detail.
Jesus.
Even cheap-ass hotels do a better job
than what my team is producing right now.
Ridiculous. That is not okay.
-Can I steal you for a few? -Mm-hmm.
Cool, let's go down to the guest cabin.
That wasn't ----ed up, I'm so excited.
That's made my night already.
Are there still pirates on the ocean?
Yeah, there are.
And for them, that's a career.
So, there's a few things I would do.
I would always, like, kinda straighten these things.
Yeah, they came down there and messed that up afterwards.
And there's, like, water spots on this mirror.
Pull them tighter.
If you're gonna put your final stamp of, like,
the rooms are all good, know it was your last walkthrough.
I'm insanely sympathetic of everything jess
is going through with her grandma right now,
but people have to leave their emotions at their cabin door.
The downy that's sitting here.
I'm ----ing pissed.
I specifically asked her first, "are cabins all done."
she said, "yes."
when I came down and showed her everything, she's like,
"oh, well, they were in here, and they this,"
and I said, "you can't say somebody else just walked down."
yeah.
Especially if all three rooms had an issue.
Trying to find the right way to, like...
-Right. -Coach with inspiration.
Yeah.
But it's coming down to where, like, training day's over.
Wow.
Coming up...
Oh... Your room's down there.
Where are you going?
Wow, you got those double doors?
Eddie, eddie, lee.
I love these dishes.
That won't fit in your purse.
[laughing]
wow, absolute favorite dish of mine.
[yawns]
ooh, yeah.
Would you care for some caprese?
Yeah, a little bit.
-It's good. -Oh.
How is it, samuel?
-It's good. -Mm.
This chef is amazing.
-Wow, that is good. -She is extremely talented.
Ooh, there's some white wine in that.
I'm gonna bring this upstairs,
so it looks like I'm doing stuff.
-Oh, my god. -Oh, wow.
Your soup tonight's done with roasted heirloom tomatoes,
a roasted red pepper, along with a parmesan crisp.
-Enjoy. -Thank you.
-The flavors. -Mm!
Todd?
Goddamn.
I don't know what's going on,
but my underwear keeps sliding down.
Oh!
We grew up in michigan on the lake, so...
I left michigan when I was 25 and never went back.
Captain lee, do you have a family in ft. Lauderdale?
Wife, four kids.
Oh, shoot. Oh, sorry.
-Serious? -He's gorgeous.
No. Stop it. Makes me uncomfortable.
Somewhere, my wife heard that, and she's laughing her ass off.
I'm sure... Right.
Am I in trouble or are you in trouble?
-They're nice people. -I like them a lot.
So, how are you today?
Is there any problem?
I don't think so.
Kind of been trying to take a different, like, approach.
Yeah.
And tried to be a lot more chilled
-and laid back, and not so... -Okay.
-Not so hot-headed.
This team, we have so much potential to be really good.
I think we're doing good.
Should we go and get our stuff sorted?
And then the rest of the night is chill.
That is definitely my cup of tea.
We're just gonna keep it coming.
-Oh, my god. -Oh, wow, thank you.
Here we've got some sautéed asparagus,
poached egg with crisp pancetta.
-Mm! -Thank you so much.
This is breakfast, we don't have to eat breakfast tomorrow.
Oh, speak for yourself.
It's so good.
Hey, she makin' a pasta.
I make a pasta, with a semolina.
Homemade pasta... Nothing compares.
I really, really love to take the time
to make it from scratch, make it authentic.
Don't snag on me, bitch.
I can't stand using boxed pasta.
I'm like, bleagh... Can't do it.
It's boiling, you're done.
Yeah...
Alexander, with his chicken tenders today
that rachel made for him,
I never saw him eat chicken tenders that fast.
Really?
You can tell, everything that's she's made today
is just made with love and passion.
Suck my ----ing clit.
I might have to change into different pants.
-So good. -Hm.
-Going. -Going?
Cheers, guys.
Oh, I always do that on purpose.
Oh [bleep], I'm sorry.
No, it's all good. I'll murder you later.
Wow.
Oh, my god, that's gorgeous.
Your pasta course is a quattro fungi con pappardelle.
So, it's four mushrooms sautéed with truffle as well.
I've never had food like this in my whole life.
You're a freak of nature.
My mother told me I broke her uterus.
Oh, my god.
-It's delicious. -Bon appétit.
There's nothing better.
[snores]
he's out.
That's the cutest thing ever, leave him be.
-It's so funny. -So, what's this, then?
-It's a panna cotta. -Panna cotta.
-We're all covered up, right? -Yeah, everything's covered.
-All right, folks. -Good night.
Fraser, we're losing two.
That's all good, don't you worry about it.
Dropping like flies.
He weighs so much, it's crazy.
What are these?
I know, right? Macaroons.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
Well, I'm laughing because we're only supposed to serve five.
This is the bridge deck.
My what?
-That's it, perfect, thank you. -Marvelous.
Oh, my god!
Wow, thank you.
Oh, my god.
-Thank you, good night. -Macaroon.
What is this, by the way?
Let's see, this is what, charter three?
-Yeah. -Yeah, we're halfway through.
We've only been doing this for two weeks,
and there's a month to go.
It's been going well though, hasn't it?
I think the whole team's getting along well,
or at least I hope so.
Someone's gotta pop.
Someone's gonna pop at some point.
[phone ringing]
hi, I just wanted to check in on you
and see if everything's going okay.
I'm gonna cast some suspicions on...
-Jess. -Yep.
Yeah.
When do you have to get your stitches taken out, do you know?
My grandparents definitely played
a secondary parental role in my life,
and so I just get concerned.
I love them so much.
That's it, I just wanted to call quickly and check on you.
You never know how much longer you have with them.
All right, love you.
Love you too, sweetie. Bye.
She's like the weather.
-She's very up and down. -It's very up and down.
It's sun for a short while, and then it's thunder and lightning.
Yeah, definitely a possibility.
Coming up...
-What was that? -We lost a couple of cushions.
Oh, you lost the big one.
Of course we did.
I'm just so ----ing frustrated with getting yelled at.
I want everything secured, I want things covered.
I don't want another ----ing thing
falling off this boat, copy?
Thank you so much for joining us.
-Oh... -You probably wanna get to bed.
Thank you for having me, I really enjoyed it.
It was our pleasure.
Get a good night's sleep.
Will you have breakfast, lunch, and dinner with us tomorrow?
Yes, you'll have dinner with us for ronnie's birthday tomorrow.
Oh, that's right.
-Oh, my god, it's amazing. -The big 75.
-It'll be my pleasure. -Captain.
Jodi, do you know how to get back to your room?
I sorta do.
Am I following you to your... Oh.
No, your room's down there.
Are you going... Mine's down there?
Okay.
Where are you going?
Wow, you got those double doors?
I'm going to my room. Alone.
Have a good night.
Thanks, you have a good night too.
You bet. Bye-bye.
She was gonna follow me in here.
Love that guy.
Laugh it up, funny boy.
What time you want me up?
Eight hours from whenever you go to bed.
-Good night. -Night.
Night-night.
Ugh.
Oh, I'm so excited.
Ow, my toe.
-Sleep well. -See you in the morning.
I'll see you in the morning.
[yawns]
[alarm sounds]
ow.
The wind is relentless.
Strap in.
Here it comes.
Oh, buddy, look at those high socks.
It's a good look for you.
Oh, they're so tight.
Isn't that what every man likes?
-Oh, god. -Jesus christ.
I do have almond milk.
Todd the bod's a little sexy beast.
He's a little schnack.
How did you sleep, how was everything?
-It was good. -Meow.
I'm really not into that buff look.
I like short, fat, and funny.
Is there bacon in it?
Give it a shot, see what it's like.
What are we up to, just, like wiping down?
Huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
With the winds and stuff...
-Oh, they go flying? -Yes.
It's, like, gusting. Yeah, it needs to come in.
We'll put it on the breakfast table down here, then.
Eddie, eddie, lee.
Let's get primed, I wanna get outta here sometime today.
Copy that.
So, we're taking this all back downstairs to the main salon.
To the table?
All right, let's get this closed up.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Get fenders in.
I would do one of those on every setting.
Holy ----ing wind, dude.
We're ready to sit for breakfast, if you'd like.
Great, great.
-Do you wanna haul the anchor? -Yes.
So, chef rachel has prepared an avocado toast on
a hash brown cake with a poached egg,
and some mélange microgreens,
as well as a chocolate chip pancake special,
with whipped cream.
Oh!
That sounds like my favorite...
Ever?
That... Yes.
Jake, get us outta here.
Copy.
-Is that short? -Medium stay.
Watch that wind.
Two orders of oatmilk,
and two orders of egg whites, scrambled, no cheese...
Just clean egg whites.
Anchor home, anchor home.
Copy that.
Anchor secured.
Copy that.
-Good job. -Look at that.
-Thank you. -Pleasure.
That is a good one.
-What was that? -----Ing wind.
Oh, hell, no.
It's cushions, cushions, cushions.
Jon, jon, jon, wes.
Hey, we lost a couple cushions as we just left anchorage.
Oh, we lost the big one.
-Yeah. -Yes.
-[bleep] -[bleep]
sh--, I don't like these pink ones.
Don't tell me, I'm gonna have to go back
and get the ----ing cushions.
That's going to upset me.
Jon, jon, eddie.
That's a common-sense thing.
I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer,
and I can figure it out.
Wind's blowing... Make sure the cushions are secure.
These guys could [bleep] up a two-car funeral.
Should have been tight as a goddamn drum.
Is that jon right there?
Yeah.
Jon, wes, do you have a visual on them?
Just unbelievable.
The deck team needs more time to get everything secured.
They had plenty of time.
They were standing up here for 15 minutes pulling the anchor.
That's plenty of time to secure.
I'm about to ----ing pop.
Deckhands' first responsibility is take care of the exterior,
and now I'm getting reamed out by captain lee.
I'm really ----ing serious... No more [bleep] ups.
I can't believe I'm chasing ----ing cushions.
He sees them.
Jon, do you have them?
Copy that, I'm gonna break off.
The hammer needs to drop,
and it's up to eddie to make it happen.
Okay, guys, laz.
If he doesn't drop it on them,
he knows goddamn well I'm gonna drop it on him.
I'm just so ----ing frustrated with getting yelled at.
I want everything secured, I want things covered.
I don't want another ----ing thing
falling off this boat, copy?
That's ----ing bullsh--.
Next on "below deck"...
The wind here is too fucking strong.
-Whoa! -Oh, my god!
Goddamn it.
Thirty-five years, I've never seen wind with such intensity.
It's mother nature giving your ass a wake-up call.
I'm gonna take 'em into the ring,
and I'm gonna break 'em over my knee!
Oh, yeah, brother!
I guess this is what being a first officer is all about.
What a luxurious promotion this is.
How are you?
The 'stache looks prettier and prettier every day.
Don't put the front down.
-No. -Put the front down [bleep] it.
[laughing]
jake! Jake!
Oh, my god, they're gonna [bleep] tonight.
I'm straight, I'm just sexually comfortable.
Like, I can do, like...
-Ah! -Yes!