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They're gonna hook up, straight up.
I think so.
Oh, Rayna, why did you do this?
We wanna give you the opportunity to be lead deckhand.
-Thank you. -Do me well.
-Swear to God, you better. -Thank you, Captain. Thank you.
The primary charter guest is Michael Durham,
a Seattle-based real estate broker.
Joining Michael are his other broker friends.
And they wanna do a Hawaiian luau on day number two.
-Cheers. -Welcome to St. Kitts.
If you wouldn't mind putting more bourbon in that?
Of course I can. They don't belong on a yacht.
They probably won this trip.
I'm sorry, how many words do you use a day?
Usually they start with [bleep] you.
You can just go [bleep] yourselves
Justin!
I'm throwing myself off the boat.
Morons.
And I'll take my ----ing bourbon
in a ----ing coffee cup, thank you.
Thank you for dinner.
-Good night. -Get some rest.
Justin, what are you doing?
Look at me, in the... in my eyes.
-Go [bleep] yourself. -Okay.
I'm just nervous something's gonna happen
that we can't control.
I think it's best we all just...
No, go [bleep] yourself and throw yourself off the boat.
-Two fingers or one? -Three, actually.
Hold on... no, come here.
[sobbing]
What the [bleep]?
Oh sh--.
-Just... -No, can I stop this?
This is a whole ----ing circus, isn't it?
There'll be somebody jumping off this boat tonight.
Maybe it's just best if you just kind of just, like,
stay away from each other right now.
Oh sh--.
No, can I stop this right now?
[bleep] my life.
No, seriously, can I stop?
You stop kind of interacting, then we will stop.
I'm trying, I'm like, I have...
But we don't...
I know, it's been a long day for everyone.
Put her in a room and tell her to shut the [bleep] up.
Let's stay away from him right now.
It's for everyone's safety, including yours.
It's not my problem.
Hey, I don't give a [bleep].
-Can I walk you down the stairs? -Yes.
-This way. -That'd be good.
I hope somebody gets pissed off for real.
All right, I'm going to sleep, I'm done.
-You're done? -Yeah.
Cool.
Anything else that I can get you?
-Yeah. Nope. -Okay.
-Good, thank you. -You have a good night.
Hi, how's it going?
We need to get him in his room.
Yep.
What's your problem?
Everybody can go [bleep] themselves at this point.
Gimme that. Now.
No, you go [bleep] yourself and throw yourself
off the back of the boat.
What the [bleep] happened at dinner?
Because what I saw at the swim platform, bitch...
What happened?
Do me a favor and walk with me.
Well, okay, so, you know what...
You can bring that with you, just...
Hey, this is some ----ing sh-- that's ----ing sideways.
Shut the [bleep] up.
I can't wait to tell Captain Lee about this.
I don't know what he's gonna do, but it's gonna be priceless.
Get your sh-- do what you gotta do, and go down.
And if there's any issues, you wake me up.
Thank you for everything, I appreciate it.
Oh, Lord.
[snoring]
Ooh, da, da, da.
Hey, buddy, how you doing?
-Good, how are you? -Good.
It's good to be at the top of the food chain.
Good morning!
Good morning, love, how are you?
The white shirt on the counter is Captain Lee's
so let's get it to him by 6:00 tonight.
Does it need to be washed too, yeah?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
My last boat was a cakewalk.
They just did the same routine every day,
and it was nice, because we got to get off the boat and explore.
I don't really do much of that here.
When do I get a day off? When can I go out on a boat?
When can I do something nice?
I hope so.
Hey, hey, hey.
Everything is shiny.
When do you think the rest of our group will be awake?
I would be surprised if any of them are up
in the next several hours.
----ing hungry.
This is so ----ing gross, dude.
-Morning, Cap. -Morning, Eddie.
Did you hear a bunch of screaming
and slamming doors and yelling and crying, and...
No.
I'm coming in.
Well, I don't know, because I went to bed early.
It was Justin and Terri arguing.
I mean, he told Heather to go [bleep] herself.
Terri was just bawling, in tears.
Heather can fill you in on quite a lot about it.
-Good. -Good morning.
Good morning, so, let's discuss the elephant in the room.
Sure thing.
Yeah, it just was starting to get really abrasive.
They crossed the line hardcore.
I am not going to tolerate this.
I'm livid.
Pissed on chickens can't compare.
My crew is not here to be abused.
I can't talk to them right now, because I'll lose it.
But this will be a come-to-Jesus meeting.
I'm gonna have a discussion with them...
Correct.
As soon as we get to the anchorage.
Okay.
This is not going to happen again.
Okay.
Good morning.
-[belches] -Beg your pardon?
-Sorry! -Good morning.
I just, like, chugged an entire coffee.
I still wanna know exactly what happened.
I do, and at the same time, like...
-Perhaps not. -Yeah.
Deck meeting, I wanted to talk about beach setup.
We'll bring a couple of these plants, tiki torches,
and chairs and tables.
And so what I'm thinking is me and Wes doing the beach setup.
Okay, nice.
And Rayna can stay on the boat and just tidying up
on bridge deck aft, make sure the teak's all nice.
And then we're gonna change the schedules,
so Wes is on earlies.
Okay.
I'm on days, which means I can be...
help with the morning setup and help at the end of the day,
and then you're on lates.
For the rest of this charter
we're gonna stick to that schedule.
Wait, back it up.
People need, like, switching, like, you know, like...
We can switch on different charters.
Imma die if I'm up every night late.
You're still getting your eight hours.
The first charter, we had switched off on our schedules.
But now, Jake wants us to keep the same shift
for the whole charter.
You're up super-late, and then the next day, then you're...
-Well, I... -I want...
-This is how I want it, okay? -Okay, fine.
Honestly, Rayna is overreacting, and Jake's being bossy.
And here I am, caught in the middle.
This is great.
How hungry are we?
Would you to make a special order?
I hear rumor there's lobster Benedict.
Beautiful, coming right up.
-Jake, Jake, Lee. -Go ahead, Lee.
To the bridge, please.
Copy, on my way.
Yes, please, that would be lovely.
We're gonna be pulling the anchor here in a few minutes,
so I expect clear, concise directions.
-Yeah. -Okay, get your crew together.
-Will do. -We're leaving soon.
Okay.
And I'm gonna let you take us outta here,
so we'll see how you do.
Yeah, copy that.
Wes, Rayna, can the two of you meet me on the bow, please?
Copy that.
Are you checking on the chain?
Yeah.
Are we good to start hoisting?
Yeah, bring her in.
Is that what we can smell?
Short stay, 12:00.
Short stay, 9:00.
Wonderful, thank you.
This is done as a béarnaise,
with tarragon to go with the lobster.
-Fantastic. -Please enjoy.
Anchor off the bottom.
What do you need to say?
Home, locking off.
Good.
Can you do the anchor ball, please?
Good morning.
Hey.
Wow, that is the best breakfast I've ever had.
Good morning, how are you?
-This light has gone off. -Yep.
So, now you can just turn that knob.
You have to push down on it to turn.
-Oh, really? -Yeah.
What does that mean?
Like, you're not happy about this.
No, but I'm not in charge,
so I'm going with the flow, you know?
No, you're giving me sh-- about it.
I haven't said anything. I'm quiet, I just need to be...
like, when I'm frustrated, I just need some alone...
There's nothing to be frustrated about.
It's work. That's what it is.
It's what we're here to do.
You don't think I know that?
That's a joke, right?
Jake is confusing, but then again, I don't know Jake.
So, what if he is just this crazy person
and I just kissed him too soon?
I most differently kissed him too soon,
because he's a jackass now.
-I'll be fine, just... -All right.
Ugh.
Good morning, how are you?
I've never had a guest treat me like this in my career.
Go [bleep] yourself and throw yourself off the boat.
This is reminding me a lot of when
I was bullied in high school.
Growing up in Hawaii, I had my arm broken,
I've had my face spat in, I've had lunches thrown at me because
I was just the only white, blonde girl in my school.
So, it's just bringing up a lot of trauma
from my childhood and being bullied.
Last night was a screaming match between the guests.
This is gonna be an interesting trip.
Jake, Jake, is the anchor ready for drop?
Yeah.
All right, go ahead and drop her, two shots.
You're stuck.
All right, I think we're stuck,
you can go ahead and lock her in.
-Nice job, Jake. -Thank you.
Well done, Eddie.
Thank you very much, Captain, I appreciate it.
I like this anchorage.
There's a little bit of a roll to it, but it's not bad.
How are we feeling?
Heather, Heather, Lee,
I need Michael and Justin, and I need them in the wheelhouse.
Copy that.
Oh, God, here we go.
Michael and Justin, Captain Lee would love
to see you in the wheelhouse.
-Ugh. -Okay.
Ooh, would not wanna be them right now.
I'm sure as sh-- not gonna let some asshole insult my crew.
It makes me wanna take a sh-- in his mother's dinner plate.
-[knocking] -Come on in.
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-[knocking] -Come on in.
Telling Heather to go [bleep] herself was totally improper.
I don't talk to my crew that way,
and I will not tolerate anyone else doing it.
I wish I had context as to why or how that happened.
-I'm very so... -I don't want the excuses.
Just get your sh-- together.
If that behavior happens again, your charter will be over.
-Yes, sir. -Make no mistake about it.
Understood. I really am sorry.
-Thank you. -Yep.
And I apologize for my friends.
Yes, I think so.
How was that?
I don't think we'll have a repeat performance.
If we do, the charter will end.
All right, let's see how the day goes.
Indeed.
For my part in it, as it relates to you guys, I'm very sorry.
I really am.
I need you to go start packing up all the gear
for the beach picnic right now.
Ba-ba-bing.
Oh, no... oh, yes.
[bleep] me.
Oh sh--.
Oh, that looks awesome.
We do wanna discuss.
So, we're gonna be cooking the pig on the beach,
-Yeah. -Right.
I'm experienced with cooking the whole hog.
For shizzle.
Okay, cool.
Logistically, it takes way too long to cook the pig
at the beach, so I precook it in the oven
and then I'm going to throw it in the pit
and when the guests arrive on the beach,
I'm going to pull it out and be like,
"It's done, fire-roasted pig on a spit!"
Gotcha, bitch!
I want to apologize sincerely, I am so sorry.
Get 'em girl.
-I appreciate the apology. -Thank you.
I really do. But every day's a new day.
-I appreciate it. -Enjoy the blank page.
Very good, thank you so much.
Pleasure's all mine.
But really, go [bleep] yourself.
Wes and Jake, get into your wet gear
and meet me on the swim platform in 20 minutes.
I'll pass off the champagne first.
Thank you, Heather, appreciate it.
Of course.
Time to go.
All right, your free.
I love these beaches.
I grew up in the Caribbean, so I love doing beach picnics.
They very much so remind me of home.
Hope I'm not getting homesick, but yes, they do, they do.
Ah!
We need paper towel and trash bags.
Yeah, and toilet paper, I was thinking.
Where would they...
I'll leave you two to that conversation.
It is very important to me that this luau
goes off without a hitch.
So, we just dice up the tuna, you do Kewpie, Sriracha...
Mm-hmm.
And, like, the tamago eggs, the orange fish eggs?
Yeah.
I didn't deal with everything yesterday
to come out of this getting a sh-- tip.
I guess I can do saimin noodles?
Yeah.
Even if it takes 20 tender rides
to get these guests what they want,
there's no room for error today.
Gotta make my people proud.
-Good job, guys. -Okay.
Get that fire going soon, too, okay?
Durham, you're wearing different shorts today.
-Ooh, that's good. -Yeah.
We have a trunk contest, apparently.
Could we call it a swimsuit contest and not a trunk contest?
We could call it a trunk contest,
but it'd be a different kind of contest, and I'd win.
You know how elephants have a trunk?
Oh...
All right, fireman, it's all you, brother.
All right, all right.
I'm take Jess, we're gonna set up,
and then I'm gonna come back and trade out with you.
-You'll handle cocktails. -Take the piggy now.
Can we get you anything at the moment?
Beautiful.
How long do you think we might be?
-Just curious, that's all. -Probably, like, 45 minutes.
-Perfect. -Whew!
-Thank you. -Thank you, Jess.
Beautiful.
We have everything, dude.
Hopefully can go get off here and go play a game.
I wanna swim in.
You better start now.
-Hi! -How's it going?
Oh, come on, you bastard.
Do not let anything happen to the pig.
-Eddie, Lee. -Go for Eddie.
Yeah, so your next run'll be taking the guests in.
Copy that.
Ugh, so tired.
It's ----ing exhausting, being a stewardess all day long.
This is, like, so much.
Well, the money makes it worth it,
but I would much rather be at home, just driving around,
eating my burrito, listening to my music.
Of course, and it's a lot less stressful
than what I'm doing right now.
♪ I'm covered in sand and I love it ♪
You guys can go ahead and put the pig on the fire.
Oh, have you ever read "Lord of the Flies?"
I've read it in school.
This reminds me of it.
What time is it?
It's almost 3:00.
Let's go eat this pig.
Yeah, bitch.
All right, Eddie, we're ready for you to load guests.
Okay, loading guests. Be there shortly.
You guys ready to get loaded up?
-Yep. -Yes, sir.
Absolutely.
No worries.
-Awesome! -Enjoy, you guys.
-Okay. -Thank you much.
-Thank you. -Bye!
Ooh!
No!
[bleep] hell, Rachel, the pig's on fire!
-Oh, no, no, no! -[bleep]
Oh, [bleep].
This has the potential of ruining the meal.
This is not good. Goddamn it.
Well, I'm hungry.
I'd chew off my arm if I had barbeque sauce.
Oh, my God.
[bleep] oh, no...
-Rachel? -Oh [bleep].
-No, no, no! -I've got a towel.
-Son of a bitch. -Enjoy, you guys!
-Okay. -Thank you much.
Bye!
I'm hungry.
Now, flip it on top of this, steady.
-Watch your hands. -Got it.
Pull it up.
Oop, my hands have gone in there.
Yeah, it needed to come out a little bit sooner.
Thank God it's only the skin.
Flip it upside-down, and they'll never know.
Got it?
Cool, thank you.
Welcome, welcome!
Aloha!
Welcome to your beach luau.
-Awesome. -Thank you!
-Thank you so much. -Of course.
-Fantastic. -Wow.
Everything's perfect.
Looks great, guys, nice job.
[phone rings]
Hello?
I'm ready to kill somebody, literally.
Because Jake's been lead deckhand
for a whole ----ing day, and he talked to me so disrespectful.
But I'm not ----ing perfect, you know what I'm saying.
Like, it's ----ing annoying.
Connecting with new people on a boat is just difficult.
Then the person that I was connecting with was Jake,
the person I'm having the issues with.
Today's just been sh-- for me, you know?
I'm just over it. Like, absolutely over it.
Mom, let me call you right back.
I wanna go see if the boat's gonna be back soon.
-Cheers. -Cheers.
Okay, now we're at a beach party.
Now we're at a luau.
Oh!
-The wind just knocked it down. -Yes.
-There you go. -Get!
I'm gonna have to get the shotgun out.
That fly's really starting to annoy me.
We're gonna swap out Jess. Can you tell Eddie?
Eddie, could you please pick up Jess?
Copy that, coming to pick up Jess.
I think the first most important is just wipe down,
make the welcome towels, and then clear the crew mess table.
You got it.
Could you kind of help tidy up a little bit?
Okay, cool.
There's the tun... uh, the salmon.
So, this is some lomi lomi style salmon, would you like some?
Yes, please.
Yum!
-Would you like some white rice? -Yes, please.
Ah!
So, you're gonna take one of these nori leaves,
your gonna put the Spam, the white rice on top of this,
and kind of roll it into a little taco,
and it's to die for.
This is your homeland, isn't it?
As Hawaiians, I'm very thankful,
because for someone who isn't Hawaiian, Chef Rachel killed it.
Jesus Christ, that's good.
This is the little taste of home that I need.
We'd always go to our cousins' houses for luaus.
It brings people together,
it's a lot of fun, and I mean, look at Justin.
He went from being an asshole to a chill kitty-cat on the beach.
How you doing, Terri?
-Good. -Yeah?
Yeah.
Well, we're doing better than last night, so that's a start.
-Yeah. -That is the power of a luau.
[humming]
-Thank you so much. -Of course.
Thank you for the ride.
My pleasure.
-Cheers, brü. -There, brü.
Thanks, brü.
Eddie, Eddie, Rachel.
Yeah, go for Eddie.
We'd like to go back.
Copy that, I'll be on my way shortly.
Are we taking everything down, then?
Yeah.
All right, I'm gonna leave you in the hands of sweet Fraser.
♪ I love being by myself at work ♪
-Thank you. -Is that everybody?
-Yeah. -Cool.
Cheers, guys, thank you.
-Oh! -Oh!
Yeah!
I could have done worse, put it that way.
That was good, that was really good.
Thank you for letting me try that.
-Careful, careful, careful. -Watch out for dust.
-Here you go. -Thank you.
Welcome, welcome.
Jake, Jake, Eddie.
Hey, is everything going all right over there?
Yeah, everything's going fine.
The guests would like to come back in about 10 minutes.
Grab that ladder so the guests
can come aboard the tender easily.
Copy.
Do you need help?
-Don't fart! -Yeah, I did it.
-Stay away. -No!
Come on!
Gimme a second, let me set the ladder up.
No problem.
I'm glad you guys had a good time.
-It was amazing, yeah. -Wonderful time, thank you.
Good, good, good.
-Knock-knock. -Come on in.
Very successful.
They played a couple of beach games.
Cool.
How's Justin doing?
-He's doing good. -Good for him.
He really is, they're very sweet.
I'm glad to see somebody make a shot at redemption.
You guys ready?
I'm gonna hand you the most important part.
I got you, the drink.
The deck team did awesome, the interior team did great.
-Nicely done. -Thank you so much.
Okay, and we'll just start chucking everything there.
-May I indulge you? -Thank you!
I gotta admit, guys, this is not a bad way to end the day.
Right.
I have to rinse the salt off me, I'm so stinky.
Jesus!
Oh, I'm hurting.
Oh, that was a big day, that was...
Ah.
You guys killed it.
All right, lines across.
Wedgie!
Move in. We need to get this moved
so we can bring the NautiBuoys in.
I'll go get my blacks.
-How was it? -Hard, hard work.
Rayna, we'll just get all this stuff off the deck
as quick as we can.
God, what a hot mess.
How's your shoulder?
Yeah, it's all right.
Rayna, can you be a bit quicker, please?
I'm... yeah, I'm trying to...
You're just walking around, whistling.
-No, I'm not. -Like, this isn't...
We're not... we're not... we're not chilling.
I'm bringing all the dishes to the galley.
No, you're not pulling you're weight.
That's not... that's what you're doing.
-That is not true, -It is true.
That's not true. Do not talk to me like...
Oh, you've brought five bags, oh, that's nice.
Rethink the way you talk to me.
Because I swear to God, you're...
I'm not the one. Rethink that.
You need to start pulling your weight.
Who the [bleep] are you talking to,
like, you know what I'm saying? Like, calm down.
Coming up...
Make sure they're ready to go.
I don't need any [bleep] ups.
This sh-- needs to be secured!
[bleep] me.
Seems like something's going on.
Mother----er.
[bleep] oh, no...
That luau was cool.
Probably some of the best eating I've had in a while.
So glad that the guests are still full from the luau.
Welcome to the newest trend of 2021...
linner!
Lunch and dinner...
you jam it into one and you go to bed early.
It's great.
How are you feeling?
I would just be happy if the boat would stop swaying.
Yeah?
I keep just trying to sing to myself, you know?
Everyone needs a coping mechanism.
Ah.
I'm really proud of my team.
They killed it today.
I like the fact that Jake pays attention and he listens.
So, I'm leaning towards we made the right call.
Called it.
Boop.
I think so.
I want a shower. My nose hurts.
-Go for it. -Aye-aye.
You better.
We good?
Crazy as [bleep].
-It's crazy, huh? -You are.
It wouldn't be the first time somebody's called me crazy.
I can't switch off.
I get just get into that mentality of...
Yeah, you get into...
get the ----ing sh-- done as quick as you can.
Maybe you're not seeing it,
but today was, like, really hard for me.
Yeah.
I cried earlier, because it's like, I don't have an attitude.
Like, I'm just... I'm not happy all the time.
Well, we got there in the end, and now...
Thank God.
Now we're all good.
Why don't you knock off 20 minutes early
and go get some rest?
We can handle it from here, yeah?
-Thank you. -Of course, always.
Are you guys staying up for a while?
-A little bit. -Good, enjoy it.
We've only been up since 5:30, so...
I'm sure you can't relate at all.
I have no idea what that's like.
Yeah.
How does this look for you?
I milk, milk, milkie!
-You good? -Yeah.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
I'm gonna keep bugging you about it.
It's nothing, I don't wanna get anyone in trouble.
You're not gonna get anyone in trouble.
Jake is just, like...
his just, delivery's not so good.
Can you give me an example?
He told me, like, "You just move too slow."
"Like, you don't pull your weight on this team."
Like, he's just, like, really going in.
I can understand how that can be hurtful.
I talked him, like, eventually, and I was just kinda, like...
-Yeah, and everything's good? -Yeah, everything's fine.
You're good?
Like, you can, like, speak respectfully outside
of cussing at me and yelling at me.
Because, like, I'm not gonna receive that correctly.
Okay, but at the same time, you need to remember
that he is the lead deckhand now,
so you gotta take that role seriously.
Maybe you should try to absorb some of it.
Remember, he's just getting into this role right now.
Yeah.
And he's doing a really, really good job.
The way Jake acts towards me, if I told my officer
that on my last boat, he'd be like, "Tell him to [bleep] off,
and next time, come talk to me."
It was very, like, in an aggressive, like...
Yeah, well, this is kind of aggressive.
Yeah.
This is an aggressive season that we're in, okay?
-Yeah. -Okay, cool.
You did a good job today.
-Thank you so much. -No problem.
[sighs]
I'm off to bed.
-Shall we? -We shall.
Have a gorgeous evening.
You as well, get some sleep.
Cat person or dog person?
I have a cat, but...
Night, bro.
I like both.
I think I was a cat in another life,
because I could just lie around.
I don't not like Wes.
Wes is just a good, down-to-Earth person.
I just... I'm...
I was basically in quarantine for, like, a year,
where I just, like, lived in my robe for days.
Yeah, let's go back to that.
During the daytime, I say I hate my ----ing life.
This is kicking my ass.
You're gonna be on at 6:30, right?
Abso-tutely.
I'm 6:00, woo!
What's happening now?
[whistling]
Lucy, I'm home.
-Good night. -See you in the morning.
Jesus, it's cold in here.
Oh [bleep].
Cheers, good morning.
-Oh, morning. -Thank you so much.
-You are so welcome. -How are you this morning?
I'm doing very well, thank you.
Just gonna give you ----ing crab.
-Ready to hoist. -Let's get outta here.
Long stay, 12:00.
All right, I'm plating now.
Anchor's home, locking it in.
We're outta here.
Ready?
This can go.
This is stone crab claws?
Yes, and then after that is the king crab.
Beautiful.
So, today for breakfast I've decided to do king crab,
snow crab, and huevos rancheros.
Here you are, I'm just gonna keep bringing it up, okay?
It's like, let's bump up, bump up, bump up the tip,
bump up the tip, just the tip.
I'm gonna garnish, and these will be ready to rock.
Oh, my... yep.
That's so good.
-Wow, she's so clear here. -Swear to God.
Look at that.
Oh, that's gorg.
Yeah.
You guys ready on deck?
----ing hell.
-Are we ready? -No, we're not.
-Not yet. -One minute.
Let's get it done, I'm a thousand yards from the markers.
-Can you get that fender pumped? -Yep.
Make sure they're ready to go. I don't need any [bleep] ups.
Yes, sir.
All right, let me help you out quick here.
Chuck that.
What do you guys need to do?
Just get this heaving line through.
What about fenders?
There needs to be a fender right here, that big boy, that's it.
This fender will just have to be tied on the railing.
Yes, yeah, yeah, I know, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Tie it off. -Thank you, though.
Right here.
Three, two, one.
This sh-- needs to be secured, seriously.
All right, we can get fenders over once we go
past over here.
When you tie your fender, secure it as well,
in case it does blow off.
I need radio silence from here on out.
Go ahead and drop fenders.
Oh, man, we lost the cover.
Fender cover's lost.
It seems like something's going on.
What happened to the fender?
-Not secured. -Jesus Christ.
That luau was cool.
Go ahead and drop fenders.
Oh, man, we lost the cover.
What happened to the fender?
-Fender cover's lost. -Mother----er.
If you don't see the fender cover is secured,
well, then secure it first.
Need to be checking these things, people,
and that means everyone.
Sorry about that, Cap, won't happen again.
This is frustrating.
It's little things like that show
Wes's inexperience on a mega-yacht.
Somewhere, Captain Lee is cussing up a storm right now.
Can't even get the ----ing Goddamn fenders out.
Sixty-five feet off flush bow to stern.
I'm gonna go start packing, then.
Holding about 15 feet.
Let's get the lines out.
-Lines out. -Lines.
Let's take up on these bow lines.
-Copy. -Tighten it up.
We all locked in?
Locked in!
Okay, that works.
[bleep] me.
One more cocktail?
I'd like to see who's gonna tear me off of this ----ing thing.
Attention all crew, attention all crew.
I need everybody in their whites for guest departure, please.
Ow! [bleep] my life!
I ----ing put my earring through the cut in my finger!
Ah!
All good things must come to an end.
Oh! Yeah, I know.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome, my pleasure.
-The food was incredible. -See you later.
Thank you again, and I am sorry for my actions.
-No, that's all right. -I really appreciate it.
I appreciate everybody being so patient with us
on the first night.
The pig roast was awesome,
and in our appreciation, I have this for you all.
Thank you.
-Cheers, you guys. -Be well.
Let's go, pitter-patter.
We can all say it together now...
[bleep] off.
Boy, am I glad that's over.
Let's get that garbage.
Jess, if you wanna strip the beds.
Fraser, if you wanna grab all the trash from all the rooms.
Yes, ma'am.
♪ I need a drying rag
♪ Because you are a hag
-Hey, you. -Hey, babe.
Hey, fancy meeting you here.
Yeah.
Eew.
Attention all crew,
I need everyone in the crew mess immediately.
Deck team copies.
Rachel and Fraser copy.
Mm.
Overall, I think the charter went pretty good,
forgive the first night.
But I think this morning's docking...
you guys didn't look really coordinated.
The fenders... we need to pay more attention to that.
Yeah, we'll work on that.
Remember that everything needs to be secured.
It is not acceptable to have things sliding overboard.
It's really embarrassing to have a crew
that's not really paying attention to the little details.
The fender covers might not be expensive,
but this is a mega-yacht,
and they need to get their sh-- together.
But other than that, I think everybody performed well.
Nineteen thousand, eight hundred.
Whoa!
So, that's 1,650 each.
Awesome.
You deserve to go out and celebrate tonight.
You can tell Heather to go [bleep] herself any time
if it leads to a $20,000 tip.
-Bye, Captain! -Thanks, Captain Lee.
Thank you.
See you later, guys, you're welcome.
Get back to work.
Drying is so mind-numbing.
Okay, it's time for a beer.
Fraser, Jess, both of you go down.
Eddie, how long have you worked with Captain Lee?
This is my fifth year working with Captain Lee.
What's the worst thing you've done to piss him off?
The worst mistake I probably ever made
was I slept with a stew in the laundry room.
Ah!
He wasn't angry with me, he was just disappointed.
You got your dirty laundry aired but good.
Don't mind telling you, I expected more.
And then I had a girlfriend back home at the time.
No!
Yeah, I ----ed up.
I was embarrassed about myself,
I destroyed a ----ing relationship that,
like, I really cared about.
So, I took five years off.
Really?
Yachting is not for relationships.
No... well, I mean, it can be.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go pop in the shower.
I need lotion, 'cause I am dry and ashy,
I do not like that, no.
Party shirt.
Ready to rumble.
Oh, my God, my face was right there.
Oh, my God.
Do we know how old Heather is?
What do you guys reckon?
Thirty-two.
Thirty-two, 33, 34, 35.
I hope so.
Imagine we find out she's, like, 10 years younger than us,
and I've just been bossed around by a child
-for the past two weeks. -No, she's not.
I'd be ----ing furious.
-Get out! -I'm going!
Woo!
I'm gonna freeze my tits off.
This place is awesome.
Isn't this beautiful?
This is so nice!
[chattering]
I'm just gonna have the vegan penne pasta.
The Australian lamb chops.
Mussels and a ribeye... say no more.
Can I see the Jenga?
Can you pass that to me, please?
[bleep] me, I'm actually kinda scared.
Truth...
have you ever peed in a hot tub,
dot, dot, dot, recently.
I have not.
Thank you.
This is delicious.
Jessica, what's in your bedside drawer?
Oh, God, I do not wanna know.
Candy? Good for you!
This is so sad.
Truth... have you ever made out with someone here?
I'm gonna say no.
Don't pick another one.
Is that...
Just tell us who you would like to make out with at the table.
-Oh! -Woo!
Yes!
If I have to choose...
Just say it!
Jess, Jess, Jess!
-It's Jess! -It's Jess!
Woo!
I could show him a thing or two.
What's your dare?
Give someone a lap dance.
Make it happen.
Here we go!
[shouting]
Bring it back here.
Can I touch?
Woo, I'm touching!
Oh, Goddamn!
Ah!
----ing hell!
Too much! Too much!
I'll be ready for you next time, Jake.
You just manhandled me.
No wonder why he's lead deckhand!
Coming up...
-Ah! -Ah!
No way! No way!
What? Whoa!
Oh!
I saw that!
All right.
Oh, wow.
That'll warm you up.
You're so funny, and the fact that...
What do you mean, there's plenty of choice.
There's no choice.
Oh, are you gay, then?
Yeah, just need to find a guest, I guess.
I'm so shocked that it's taken Jake this long
to piece that together.
Ah, bless him.
Boys and girls, are you ready?
Skiddly-diddly.
-Ugh! -Get your ass in this car!
Get the [bleep] in!
Everybody wants a piece of Fraser.
How does it feel to be wanted?
[American accent] Like, real good. Like, super good.
-But, like, I don't-- -Super [bleep]...
Hold on, drop the American!
I'm super worried about the fact that, like,
I've left my friend back in the car.
That was good. That was good.
-We're here. -Hot tub.
We're getting that mother----in' hot tub.
Ugh.
Get the [bleep] outta here.
Are we going in the hot tub?
-I don't know. -Don't lie to me.
You like that?
Oh, no, the guests' socks.
Whoops.
This feels great.
-Eddie! -Oh, my God.
It's a party you heathen son of a bitches.
Yeah!
Ah!
And that is how you ----ing exit.
Yeah!
Ah!
All right, good night, everybody.
Where the hell is Eddie going?
Whew.
Oh, my God.
I need a shower and a glass of champagne,
but I have a feeling that's not gonna be on offer this evening.
[phone rings]
Hey, sweetheart, how you doing?
I'm good.
Ah!
I need a girlfriend that lets you
disappear for couple months on end.
It's not easy.
So, it's great, yeah.
And she's handling it well also.
----ing lies.
No comment.
Does anybody handle this sh-- well?
[shouting]
Ah!
Ow!
No way, no way, ah!
What? Whoa!
Oh!
This Rayna-Jake thing is gonna be, like,
a ----ing roller coaster.
Now Fraser's included.
Ah, this could get messy.
Well, I am going to B-E-D.
Okay.
Good night, guys, I'm out.
Yeah.
-I'm done. -Catch you on the flip side.
Lord, help me.
Mm.
Rayna, can you put a muffin in for us, please?
Do I look like the ----ing muffin man?
No. No!
Up top.
You can stay there.
You're engaged?
-Well, technically. -You didn't tell me that.
I cannot believe any of this. You're a ----ing liar.
What the [bleep] do you mean that you're engaged?
You stuck your tongue down my throat,
and you don't wanna say nothing?
I feel like a ----ing idiot.
It's complete bullsh--.
I mean, this is the classic example
of why you don't do crew romances.
It's just gonna be an absolute disaster.
Next on "Below Deck"...
Hello!
The kid has a case handcuffed to his wrist.
Five-star service... and a nanny.
Hi, my pleasure.
Ugh.
Am I following you to your... oh, I'm going...
-No, your room's down there. -Mine's down there?
Okay.
She was gonna follow me in here.
Love that guy.
Laugh it up, funny boy.
Jess, she's just, like, moping around as if, like, pure misery.
I just don't feel like she wants to be here,
and I'm not gonna keep trying to pull her up.
Cushions, cushions, cushions.
[bleep]
I'm just so ----ing frustrated.
I want things covered, I don't want another ----ing thing
falling off this boat, copy?
That's ----ing bullsh--.