Eddie 3.0 is back.
But now I'm the first officer, god help me.
-Captain sean? -It's a pleasure.
Guess I got you for a few days.
I had a medical issue.
-Hi! -Chief stew?
-Yes. -Excellent.
We're gonna have you as our second stew.
Okay.
And we'll have you as the third for now.
Don't do anything stupid,
because I really don't care what position
you play on board the boat, I'm just gonna fire ya.
Oh, god.
This is nikki foster.
Joining nikki is her crew of girlfriends.
Request captain to join dinner.
Bring it, nikki!
-Welcome aboard. -Yeah!
[shouting]
oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry.
Completely unacceptable.
So, anyone you're attracted to on the boat?
Well, I fancy you.
Oh, well, hello!
I like what I see.
How's this look? This looks good, right?
This looks like sh--.
Come back to me, captain lee!
Come back to me, my boat daddy.
Eddie, eddie, cushions.
I just know the guests are getting kind of
itchy to get out there.
If we can delay them just for another half-hour.
Oh, it's 1:45, we're getting restless.
Okay. Not to worry.
Hey, eddie, where's the rest of our stuff?
So, what's the deal?
Are we not supposed to be on the beach already?
Oh, jeez, oh, jeez.
Ugh!
Eddie, eddie.
Let's get to the beach.
Goddamn, I hate this.
Eddie, eddie.
In my closet, there's, like, a bag with shells in it.
Grab that, and make sure we get all
the price tags off the shells, too.
He said take the price tags off the shells.
Take the price tags off the shells.
This day is kicking my ass.
Captain sean, he's a man on a mission.
This charter season is not a sprint, it's a marathon.
[bleep] my life.
It's not even, like, indigenous to this area.
Product of the philippines.
Oh, my gosh, that hat!
Yes, I'm the captain.
I love it!
Fraser, fraser, heather.
Go for fraser.
Can you please meet me in the sky lounge?
Yeah, copy that, on my way.
So, we're supposed to be on the beach now.
Something must be going wrong.
I would love to send you to the beach.
You should have everything to mix a drink.
Yeah.
So, I'm being asked to run down to cabins
and make sure that they're perfect.
Fraser, I wanna keep you on housekeeping right now.
Pull that head of housekeeping out of your butt
and let's make sure the master's always perfect.
But I'm also being asked to do cocktail-making
and to keep them entertained.
Make some cocktails. I love it.
I'm happy as long as you're happy.
Get your sh-- together, heather.
That rhymes as well.
All right, I'll get ready.
Where is the fun?
Goddamn it... Don't, like, mess their dock up.
Put the table up there, in the center... Other way.
Sh-- man.
Get more... Nice.
I'm not a micro-manager, I'm hands-on.
Slide this towards me.
It's perfectly square right now,
so if we can just keep it just like this, it's great.
I've been the engineer, the chef, ship psychiatrist.
[laughing]
there's nothing on board that boat that I'm not willing to do.
My seanna, my seanna, we're ready for the guests now.
All right, ladies, they're ready for you on the tender,
if you'd like to make your way.
-There we go. -Amazing.
So we're gonna step here, and then onto here,
and then down, okay?
Bye, you guys!
This is beautiful!
-Are you ready? -Ready, freddie.
It's beautiful!
Yes!
I wasn't even expecting this.
They did great. They did great.
I gotta hand it to the man...
He sets up a hell of a beach picnic.
We started out with nothing, and fabricated
this amazing setup,
which is great, in a sense, but also it's, like...
Did you get my secret bag?
Yes, I did. You're gonna kill us.
Can I get you guys some champagne to start off with?
Yeah, two rosés.
I'm gonna go grab their lunch.
Oh, yeah, I'll take some.
Oh.
Okay, rosé... Sorry for the delay on that.
Thank you, sir.
-Port side, yeah? -Just nose in.
Do you wanna just touch up the day head,
just give them a quick wipe.
I'm gonna get the lunch stuff going.
Okay.
So, what do you reckon about the guests?
-They're frikkin' awesome. -They're amazing.
Which one do you reckon's the best-looking, then?
They're all so gorgeous.
Like [bleep].
That's hilarious. Get your little flirting on.
Crew romances can be ----ing terrible, actually.
I was dating a chef on my last boat,
and then eventually we broke up,
and then people just feel like they needed
to pick sides or whatever.
So, I'm down to flirt with jake,
but that's as far as that's gonna go,
because, like, ain't nobody got time for that.
I know.
How we doing?
Fantastic.
I have a seashell I found.
-Well, there's my gift to you. -Okay.
But couldn't we have snacks to nosh on?
Snacks now, snacks are coming.
-Okay. -All right, great.
You need anything?
Okay.
I have.
I'm really shocked about eddie's behavior behind my back.
It was actually very hurtful.
Chef, as soon as the work is done and alcohol flowing,
she just becomes a negative and toxic person.
That's unfortunate.
Where I come from, we call that spineless.
Champagne showers.
Ooh!
Ah!
-Eddie... -Yes, sir.
I'll swap out with you, because I'm tired.
Yeah, you got it.
My bag o' treats is behind there in the plastic bag.
Don't forget that.
We'll bring everything back in.
All right, great.
-Here you are. -Thank you.
My pleasure, let me know if you need anything else.
Okay.
Delightful.
-Nope. -Swear to god.
Probably.
I've got a lot of...
Lot of friends that are, like, girls.
You've never, like, broken that, like...
Well, I... Now... Now, I have done that.
My last relationship lasted a good eight months.
She ended up moving to australia,
and now she's still in australia, she didn't come back.
I heard australia's really cool,
great surf, so I understand that.
I loved her a lot.
Where are you from?
-Florida. -Florida?
It's not that great.
I drove uber in southwest florida for a minute.
Oh, god.
Until the cops showed up at my house.
Really?
Yeah, apparently I picked up a guy who committed a hit-and-run.
Oh, no.
My grandparents were like, "what did you do?"
that's pretty crazy.
I'm an old jewish woman at heart.
Don't be such a meshugene, morty.
I'm schvitzing. I'm schvitzing over here.
At the moment, it's 4:20.
I was just kind of wondering how you're all feeling,
what you'd like to do.
I'm hungry.
You wanna get back on?
We can definitely do that.
My seanna, my seanna, guests are preparing
to come back to the yacht.
Copy.
All right.
You can do it.
Get home safely, ladies.
-Thank you. -Bye!
Whew.
Hi, guys! Y'all lit?
-Y'all lit? -That was a great throw.
-Thank you. -Hi!
-Would you like a fresh towel? -Yes.
Welcome back.
How was it?
It was amazing.
Was it?
[bleep] me.
-Hit it! -Yay!
Rock and roll.
-Woo! -Cheers!
There you go. Yeah.
-What do you want first? -Everything.
There's a lot.
All these cushions.
I don't know how we ended up with so much stuff.
I do.
Rayna, rayna, eddie, we're heading back,
can you come to the laz, please?
[phone rings]
hello?
Can you hear me, cap?
-Is this lee? -How you doing?
I'm doing great, how are you doing?
How's my crew doing?
Good, no complaints.
Is eddie behaving himself?
Yeah, very helpful, great attitude.
We'll be waiting for you.
Never had to leave a charter halfway through,
and even though I've only been here a short time,
I feel that I have set the bar.
And I hope the crew will continue
to raise it even higher.
Hey, no worries. Anytime, lee.
Whew.
-Clear? On? -Yep.
We're on.
I would love to take a nap on one of these.
-Ooh! -Ooh!
-You okay? -You okay?
-Yeah, I'm fine. -Stuck the landing.
My mouth is so dry.
-You're dehydrated. -Ugh!
All crew, all crew, please come to the pilot house.
All right, I'm going to get in the jacuzzi.
-What's this about? -Did not sound good.
Oh, boy, here we go.
Hola.
All right, everybody, well, thanks for coming up.
I know you have to come when I call,
but anyway, just gonna cut to the chase.
Lee is gonna be joining us this evening.
I will be leaving.
-Aw! -I know.
It's a bummer to see somebody go, but don't let the passerelle
hit you on the ass on the way out,
because my captain lee is ----ing coming back.
You guys have all been wonderful,
-and that's all I gotta say. -Aw!
Oh, thank you.
...For coming here.
Thank you.
-My pleasure. -Thank you for everything.
-You're welcome. -You're awesome.
Coming up...
I have never seen a crew romance work out.
[bleep]
one of my friends he basically said, "jake, you'll love it,
you get paid well, you get to travel,
and there's loads of lovely girls."
so, I was sold at "lovely girls."
all righty.
He said he's coming round.
Oh, my god!
I know.
Might be a little late, but I'm definitely back.
I'd rather sandpaper a tiger's ass
in a phone booth than miss a charter.
That's not gonna happen.
First time on a boat?
-How you doing, buddy? -Great, man.
-How you doing, pal? -Good, cap.
Good to be here.
So happy my boat daddy's back.
Home sweet home.
It's like you just left, right?
Feels like it.
-Yeah. -The whole charter first.
Yeah.
-Good to see you. -Good to see you.
Everything all right?
Everything's going great.
They haven't abused you too much?
Not at all.
Overall, the crew's good.
How willing to learn are they?
Extremely, and they've all got really good attitudes.
-That's a good thing. -Yeah.
I'm grateful that sean helped us out,
got us through the first day and a half of charter.
We've got a boat waiting for you, take you back.
Fantastic.
Hey...
And if you wanna say goodbye to the guests...
-Thank you very much. -Thank you, sean.
All right.
Now get off my boat.
Ladies, unfortunately, I'm not gonna be able
to have dinner with you tonight.
Oh!
But lee's back and he just got on board.
-I'm leaving. -Oh!
I know I'm fun!
You're gonna have a lot of fun with him,
and I'm gonna leave you in good hands.
-Thank you. -All right, thank you.
All right, here we go.
Captain sean's taking off, and it's too bad...
Meh.
All crew, all crew,
captain sean is departing the vessel.
Once again, thank you all.
Fraser: Thank you, captain!
Be well, captain sean!
Who knows, maybe captain sean and I will do
the northwest passage together sometime.
But probably not.
-Be safe, okay? -I will, thank you.
-All right, take it easy. -All right.
Talk to you soon.
Okay, I have edamame.
I think they'll just do a finger, right?
Yeah.
Veggie gyoza, I'm gonna do that one as fork and a knife.
Okay.
So tonight I kinda went a little overboard...
No pun intended.
I'm doing a tasting menu, japanese-style.
How do you feel?
I'm good, I'm just, like, super-focused.
My drive is to push myself as hard as I can go,
to the breaking point, shatter,
sweep myself back up, gorilla glue it...
But not in my hair...
Put myself back together,
and then push myself stronger and stronger.
Heather, heather, lee.
Do you have a second to pop up to the wheelhouse?
-I'm on my way. -Thank you.
I'm gonna go bring captain his dinner,
-come up with you as well. -Okay.
It's very important to me that captain lee
sees me as a successful head of department,
and I really wanna be sure to impress him.
But I have tcalm the [bleep] down,
take a deep breath, and just remember I got this.
-Hi. -Mwah.
-Good to see you. -You, too. You smell nice.
Knock-knock!
-How's it going? -Just fine, heather. I'm lee.
Put this down.
-Pleasure to meet you. -Pleasure's mine.
Happy to have you back on board.
Thank you, it's a pleasure to be here.
Pleasure to be here myself.
It's extremely hard to find a good chief stew.
I have extremely high hopes for heather, but time'll tell.
-How's it going? -It's going good.
Yes, well, it's lovely to meet you.
-Okay. -Thank you.
-Cheers. -Lovely.
Oh, man, this is hard.
[bleep]
I usually like to kiss on the first date,
leave it to the third date before anything happens.
By the fourth, you know, get the ----ing dildo out
and do whatever.
Ha-ha, oh, my god.
Peg me, baby!
Ahoy there, matey, how you doing?
Good.
That looks good.
I'm loving this new look the captain's got, seriously.
He's so captain "red October" right now.
[sonar pings]
ugh! [bleep]
perfect.
Just gonna get all the last things.
Eddie, eddie, lee,
can I get you up to the wheelhouse, please?
Copy that.
Feels funny to be back at it.
Dude, seriously, it's like we never left.
So, you are going to be a working first officer.
You are directly under me.
With great power comes great responsibility indeed.
Has anyone been designated anything other than deckhands?
Jake is really good.
-It's too early in the game. -Okay.
There are a lot of expectations that captain lee has for me.
Obviously, I'm worried that
I'll never reach those expectations, ever.
Well, we have to have one of those
serious type conversations.
Okay.
Sit right there, I'll be right back.
All right.
As first officer you have a fiduciary responsibility
to know the actual reason I was not here.
I was in the hospital.
Second paragraph down is a list of issues that I had.
Did you...
Was it a heart attack?
Afib.
Did you have any symptoms, I mean...
-I've had afib for years. -Yeah.
But they fixed it,
and it's amazing what they can do these days.
How you feeling since then?
-I'm great. -Okay.
I had a condition that I was born with called afib,
and it's when your heart will just randomly
go into an irregular heartbeat.
They hospitalized me and they actually burn off parts
of your heart that are trouble spots.
Did it take a lot outta me? Oh, yeah.
You don't sit there and look into the jaws
and not have it alter your perspective.
So, I just wanted you to know, so...
Well, I appreciate you telling me.
You don't have any questions.
But I do not want you to treat me any differently.
Are you kidding me? I'm gonna treat you harder.
I will run your ass off if you don't.
You got it right.
-See ya, cap. -Take care, buddy.
-Let's get to work. -Indeed.
Coming up...
Now, we never got any new towels.
Yes, let me get that for you right now.
I just feel like the wind has been knocked out of me.
They've had towels.
I love you, fraser.
Unacceptable, my apologies.
Titties are out.
Of course.
-Beautiful. -Thank you.
This must be a lot like putting on a bra.
All right.
I just need my red lip, and we can roll.
All right, let's go eat.
These boots, did you say...
I don't know whose those are.
-Good evening. -Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
-Oh! -Good evening!
Well, well, well!
My, don't we look lovely?
Don't you look handsome.
Thank you so much.
I just wanted to introduce myself...
I'm lee.
I'm honored to join you ladies for dinner.
Join, stay awhile.
Oh, why did I do that?
The stakes can be a little bit higher
when you're cooking for the captain.
His say and his opinion is very important,
and I don't ever wanna disappoint him,
especially after my previous actions.
Suck my [bleep].
Go [bleep] yourself.
I'd rather not do that.
I have no idea why I'm stressed out.
I should just take a valium and shut the [bleep] up.
Hello.
I'm just gonna go ahead and start you off with your courses.
This is my take on street food in japan.
They have these little things called takoyakis.
Most of the time they're done with octopus,
but this time I just did all vegetable.
The flakes that are on top, that is dried bonito,
which is tuna that has been very thinly shaved,
so you have a very smoky flavor to it.
-Enjoy! -Thank you.
Mm!
Damn, that girl is good.
-Yeah. -This is spicy.
-But not overpowering. -Right.
-Right.
We need people on deck at... 7:00?
-Probably 7:00, yeah. -7:00 on deck.
I'll see you guys tomorrow, then.
-Get some sleep. -Yeah, all right.
Good night, mate, see you in the morning.
Good night guys, see you in the morning.
See you in the mornin'.
Girl, I know, it's a lot.
It's like me and weight.
Sick!
For this course, vegetable gyoza.
That will be accompanied with your broth
that will be poured onto the plate.
-Enjoy! -Thank you.
This is so delicious.
Mm!
Have a beautiful evening.
All right.
-Thank you, jess. -You're welcome.
How was it just, like, not being on the water?
I was so thrilled to just get back out here.
My wife was damn glad to get rid of me.
[laughing]
knowing that the boat was leaving
and I wasn't on it, I was not happy.
That being said, it feels very good to be back where I belong.
This is where I thrive.
A boat without a captain's like a boat without a rudder.
She's like, "don't you have a trip you have
to take somewhere to do something?"
"somewhere" meaning "out of the house."
yes.
Heather is awesome. She's a ----ing rock star.
We're gonna do one more katsu course.
I don't know how that girl has such positivity all the time.
It's amazing.
I mean, I'm 35 years old,
and I'm sitting here in a third stew position.
But you got some stuff to offer too.
So, like, honestly.
The way that I got into yachting was me and an ex-boyfriend
of mine spent seven months living off
of this houseboat in the middle of chelsea.
A couple yachts in the marina were looking
for a yacht stewardess.
I realized very early on that it is so easy
to romanticize the yachting industry,
but like any job, there's positives and there's negatives.
Do you see me every day?
[grunts]
I only see you in there. I know you go other places.
I'm okay to go with those?
Yes, please.
So, this is a tonkatsudon chicken, a ginger jus.
Thank you.
-Oh! -Does it get any better?
This is a vegetable tempura with squash.
Mm-hmm.
This is a tuna tataki.
The outside is encrusted with a [speaks foreign word].
How is rachel doing all this?
-By herself. -I know!
Last season, rachel ----ed up.
But everybody deserves a second shot.
Ladies, it has been a very enjoyable evening.
-Yeah. -Yes.
-Thank you so much. -Thank you again, so much.
-Yeah, thank you so much. -I really appreciate it.
And she is undoubtedly the best chef I've worked with.
It's been a long time since somebody told me
to have intercourse with myself and got away with it.
-I am calling it a night. -Thank you.
Thank you, honey. Everything was excellent.
Thank you.
All right. Yeah, go to bed.
I just... I want to get out of this dress.
-I do, too. -Sleep well, ladies.
Good night.
All right, I'm done, night.
Write it on the board what time you went to sleep, okay?
Good times.
Ugh!
I'll see you in the morning.
Sleep well.
Thank you for an incredibly successful day.
It's been good, and listen, it's over.
♪ champagne, margarita, champagne ♪
I love it.
All right, good night, thank you.
-How's it feel to lay down? -Really nice.
Oh, my god.
[yawning]
[goat bleats]
[alarm sounds]
[bleep]
-good morning. -Good morning, how y'all doing?
-Just peachy. -Good.
Everything hurts.
You son of a bitch!
-Hello! -Hello, hello.
If you wouldn't mind helping me just wash
the shaker bar stuff that I just pulled off the top of the bar.
-Yeah, that's good. -How are we looking on laundry?
Can I shift your stuff to the dryer?
Yeah, thanks, jess.
-Hello, good morning. -Good morning.
We never got any new towels.
Oh, my gosh.
Face towels, hand towels, and...
Yes, let me get that for you right now.
Oh, my gosh, I just feel like
the wind has been knocked out of me.
The master has no face towels or hand towels or regular towels.
Fraser's head of housekeeping.
I've put you in charge of a department.
Why is nikki coming to me
saying that housekeeping is still not up to par?
Where are the big bath towels?
They've all went back into the guest cabins.
They've had towels.
Yeah, so they did.
I love you, fraser.
Unacceptable, my apologies.
-Thank you. -Of course.
Coming up...
Clear to swing, clear to swing.
New dock he's never been to,
he's got a new crew handling his lines,
and the weather is not ideal...
Very nerve-wracking.
Keep the slack line.
Come on, come on, come on.
Ke, jawe're gonna warrant two fat boys port side.
Everything else is good to go.
-Copy that. -This is disgusting.
[glass clatters]
you okay?
I'll get you a napkin, just one second.
-Here. -Cheers.
Cheers.
Ugh...
Can you get the vacuum and the broom?
Where is everybody?
Shakshuka today.
Yeah, and then I'm gonna do dutch babies.
Okay, perfect.
I got blood on the teak, so I'm gonna go clean myself up.
-Yeah. -Fraser, rayna.
Go for fraser, rayna.
Jake stepped on a glass.
Do you guys have a dustpan?
More pancakes for us.
Grab six of those stemless wine glasses.
Sorry.
Growing up, I was always popping off when just someone
had something to say and I didn't like it.
I was quick with it, with the mouth.
I was just quick with it, always.
And I just realized with age, like, I can't do that.
So that's why I just talk sh-- in the closet,
and you know, hopefully no one ever finds out.
You can't leave the glass.
I was trying to look for a dustpan.
You just radio someone to get one.
I tried, but interior said that they didn't have a dustpan,
so I went to go look for one.
Good morning, ladies.
Good morning.
I don't wanna leave.
So you had fun, then?
We had a blast.
That's very sweet.
I need to bring you some more bits and bobs.
So, when we get in, I want two of those shamus, the big ones,
I want one port and starboard, on the bow,
just in case things go squirrely.
Absolutely.
First time docking this boat this season.
I'm nervous,
I'm sure captain lee's probably a little nervous too.
So, you're gonna come in and bust a right?
Then I'm gonna back straight down.
New dock he's never been to,
he's got a new crew handling his lines,
and the weather is not ideal... Very nerve-wracking.
Okay.
I'm about to take some breakfast orders, if that's okay with you.
That's perfect. Awesome.
So this morning, chef rachel has two specials.
She has a shakshuka dish, and then we have a pancake popover.
-Okay, perfect. -Thank you.
I'm about to blend the shakshuka.
Three shakshukas and one pancake.
Awesome, thank you.
I have to say working with heather has been great.
I have hardly any problems with communication
compared to what last year was.
The missus wanted mahi-mahi.
Okay.
Missus had mahi-mahi, correct?
Four mahis total.
Yeah, no, it's five.
----Ing francesca.
-Can I set this? -Thank you.
Ooh, yummy.
It looks so good.
Yeah.
How's the shakshuka tasting?
I mean, I'm almost done, so I think I have inhaled it.
Let's pull the hook.
All right, cap, we're ready when you are.
Are you gonna call it all?
You can call it.
Let's get it off the bottom.
Copy, copy.
Now, be careful of the wind.
-Yeah. -That's good there.
Short stay, 10:00, up and down.
The reason I work so hard, I think it's kind of in my blood.
-Jake, grab me a line. -Copy.
And my dad, he's worked since he's been about 14 years old.
I've always really looked up to him.
You've gotta be full-on, you've gotta get to work and smash it.
Anchor secured.
Well done.
New pose, new pose, and give it to me.
Prepare all lines and fenders.
-Yeah. -Awesome.
Catch.
Okay.
All right, I need radio silence.
Our slip is the third one in.
Clear to swing, clear to swing.
Come on, come on, come on.
I'm extremely nervous.
I'm as nervous as a cat with a long tail
in a room full of rocking chairs.
Dock 50 feet behind you.
Really lining up nicely.
You're sitting about five feet off the dock.
All right, you ready?
When he gets that on,
you can take the slack in as he comes by.
Copy.
Keep the slack--
we have five feet.
Copy that, let's lock it all in.
Take tension. Pull up, pull up.
We are all locked in back here.
Okay, let's shut her down.
Well done, everybody, thank you.
It's every, like...
Attention all crew, I need everybody in their whites.
Oh!
That's what we like to hear.
-Is there space? -Yep, I got some space.
All crew, I need everybody down in the aft deck in five.
Eddie, lose some weight.
Cap, blame rachel.
-Oh, no, oh, no! -Aw!
Goodbye!
[chattering]
-thank you! -Thank you!
I'm really sad to say goodbye to these guests,
because yachting is predominately white,
and a lot of people in my community
don't even realize that this is something that you can do.
So, when I become a beautiful black captain,
I hope that I can open the doors up for other minorities.
God is good, god is good.
But I have to be honest...
We did have some hiccups.
Heather, you know, we talked about some of the interior...
Coming up...
One [bleep] up cancels out 14 attaboys.
It's not a great start unless you hit it out of the park.
Moving forward, there's no room for [bleep] ups.
We definitely had some hiccups.
The trash changing, towels, things like that.
This ----ing sucks.
I just need to train them to do a little better.
We have to step up our game.
But I say all that to say
I would definitely like to tip my hat to heather.
I'm giving you my captain's hat.
[gasps] thank you so much!
Absolutely, and then captain lee, thank you.
Thank you.
Love you all, I'll see you soon.
-Stay safe. -Be safe out there.
Absolutely, you too.
I'm coming back!
No, just joking.
[laughing]
-bye! -See you!
-Be well! -Let's go to work.
All right, let's get this done, let's get this done.
Okay, I wasn't too happy about that constructive criticism.
We made it!
Hi.
I am in a relationship.
He was a charter guest.
It's kinda taboo,
but it's also one of the hottest relationships I've ever had.
It's not easy for anyone when you don't hear from someone
you're dating for days on end,
but for the time being, he's very supportive.
Heather, heather, lee.
Go ahead, captain lee.
Can I get you to the bridge for a second, quickly?
On my way.
There's a bottle of vinegar in the buckets.
Okay, it's a bottle of vinegar in the bucket.
Sh--. They can hear me.
I have a question.
She mentioned that we had a couple of hiccups.
Might I enquire as to what they were?
She had come to me and said there was a trash bag
left from her bathroom.
And then this morning, she had come to us and said,
"I don't have any towels out, all my towels are gone."
that's not good.
It's not good at all.
Minor, but had major effect.
Yeah.
It's not a great start.
Unless you hit it out of the park,
you know it's not gonna be a home run.
We just have to work smarter and harder.
That is not how I run a boat at all,
so I have confidence that I'll sort it out well.
Thanks so much for chatting.
Thank you.
Sweet potato fries.
-Mm-mm. -Docking went well.
Nice job. You guys are killing it.
Wes, I love the hustle. You're killing it.
Thanks, man.
Rayna, what can I not say about you?
You're doing great.
Jake, you're a natural-born leader, brother.
And you're invaluable to the team.
-Cheers. -Cheers to you.
Attention all crew, attention all crew,
I need everybody in the crew mess asap.
Copy that.
Food!
Squeeze a cheek.
-Pile in. -How bad do your pits smell?
He's gonna be right there.
Pretty bad.
Make some room here, jesus christ.
-Guys. -Okay.
First one in the books.
And though I know you ran your asses off,
but one [bleep] up cancels out 14 attaboys.
That being said, the amount of money they left us was 18,000,
which is 1,500 apiece.
Yeah, it's not setting the world on fire.
When they're counting out how much money should I leave,
the only thing they're gonna remember is one [bleep] up.
Go out, have a good time, enjoy yourselves.
But remember, in the morning, your ass belongs to me.
Enjoy, guys.
-Thank you. -Thanks, cap.
Thank you, captain.
Let's wash down.
Okay, what would you like me to jump on?
I would like to jump on clearing the rest of this.
Ah!
Are you serious?
It's the wind!
The air over here feels so good.
We've gotta finish this,
and then we can get out, go do some boozin'.
Done.
Mom, I can't talk long, I just have to tell you something.
...Because my mom knew I was about to be a ----ing boss.
So, she figured why not name me after a boss?
My mom is like my best friend.
I always say, like, we grew up together.
She had me when she was 19.
Me and her are very, very close.
I usually like to talk to her multiple times in a day.
She's the first ring.
But I like everyone.
I mean, I don't think I'm gonna mess with anyone.
There's only one cute guy, honestly,
and he's a deckhand with me.
All right, I love you and I'll call you tomorrow.
I might sleep at the table this evening.
I know, I don't know if I'm gonna be,
-like, checked in or out. -No!
I feel pretty checked out at the moment.
Yeah.
There was definitely details missed this first charter.
I think that's why I like hiding in the laundry room.
There's no pressure. Nobody bothers me.
It's like being in solitary confinement,
but I'm very good at being alone.
I'm an only child.
You have a heart on your arm that says "mum."
[bleep] off!
You're so cute!
I love it!
Yes, baby, let's go, baby.
♪
♪ eee eee ♪
-titties -titties!
♪
yeah, that's very kind of you, thank you so much.
-The charred octopus? -Yeah.
A cracked conch, and the hummous and pita.
Oh, lovely!
Cheers, guys!
To a happy season ahead.
That ain't bad.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
All right.
[speaking french]
do you have a home in baltimore yourself?
I have a little apartment.
My girlfriend's there, taking care of it.
Oh, very good.
Yeah, she lives in new york city.
So you met her two months ago?
New thing in my life this season is I'm in a relationship.
I think I am kinda getting to that point
in my life where I'm ready to settle down.
You know, I'm almost 36.
Better late than never, right?
Oh, are you?
Ooh!
Now you're talkin'.
Bar?
Let's do it.
I'm purely a spectator in this sport.
Cheers, cheers, again, I know we cheersed
500 times this evening, but cheers.
-And probably 10 more. -So many more.
I think you're phenomenal at your job, I really do.
-Because of the comments we got. -Yeah.
And naturally, I take that personally.
Because we started off the charter with fraser,
you're head of housekeeping,
and the comments came down to housekeeping.
-Correct. -But I spent...
90 percent of my time in service.
It's always a bigger picture aspect.
I just don't wanna disappoint you, either.
Had I known where everything was...
Of course, it'd be a different story, wouldn't it, yeah.
How to do the turn-downs, it's a completely different scenario.
Don't talk over me.
Moving forward, there's actually no room for [bleep] ups.
You can pull off the greatest party,
and at the end of the day, a trash bag and a towel
are gonna be the things that take that away.
Moving forward, now we know the boat
and there's actually no room for [bleep] ups.
There isn't, yeah.
So, it's a really great learning curve,
and I hate that it falls on housekeeping.
I only spent 10 percent of my time in housekeeping.
I don't see any kindness or any warmth
or vulnerability from heather.
So, you can't warm to an ice cube.
You're my boss, and I don't wanna come here
and disappoint you.
And I don't ever want you to feel that way,
because you are a reflection of me,
and I am a reflection of you.
Let's see what charter number two brings.
Absolutely.
Would anyone like a drink?
Can we do two lemon drops?
We are those assholes now.
All right, here we go.
Oh, my goodness.
What the [bleep]?
That's our johnny depp boy.
All right, y'all ready?
All right, I got my beer to go.
Let's get it.
To the cars. Cars are here.
Hola.
After you, darling.
-Oh, should we get in... -You should get in.
-Yeah. -Get the first one in.
But did you guys see rayna kinda, like...
I think they're gonna hook up, straight up.
Yeah, I think so.
I got that weh lih.
-Ew! -No!
-[rayna belches] -rayna, disgusting.
Sorry, that was not ladylike.
Mother----er.
I'm really quite tipsy actually.
All right, I'm gonna change into something comfortable.
Oh, bastard!
Night-night, ladies.
No, I'm going to a hot spot called my bed.
Those shrimps?
Woohoo!
[laughing]
boob!
-Who's going? -I'm coming.
Good night, boys.
Good night, mate, see you in the morning.
I'll see you in the morning.
See you in the morning, I'm going to sleep.
Let's go.
Guys, it's us three.
-No way, it's too cold. -Rayna, behave yourself.
It's too cold.
-It's too cold. -That's amazing.
-I congratulate you -[phone rings]
all right, once again, I gotta talk.
I have never seen a crew romance work out.
You've got nearly eight billion people on this planet,
and you really think that that person's the one for you?
No.
Are you guys off the jacuzzi?
Yeah, we good.
Yeah, baby.
You're stupid. Good night.
Thank god.
It's me.
Ow.
Jake is very hot. I like him.
Oh, rayna, why did you do this?
Yeah, so, I'm talking to someone that I met in mexico.
We just like each other a lot.
This isn't good. This isn't good at all.
Next, on "below deck"...
Last season, there were some really alarming things
that were said on your behalf about me.
It was, like, viciously attacking.
-Did you have a smooch? -Ugh!
Did you? Did you!
Ooh, morning, morning.
How's it going?
Good, how are you?
I feel that we need to pick up the pace
in laundry and making cocktails.
Primary charter guest is michael durham.
They would like to invite me to
a whiskey-paired, multi-course dinner.
What does your wife do?
Nothing.
She's paid her dues.
She has to put up with your ass.
Morons.
Get your ass up and get the [bleep] down these stairs.
Oh, my god.
Hurry up, pitter-patter, mother----er, let's go.
Crouching tiger, hidden stew?
I think it's best we all just...
No, go [bleep] yourself and throw yourself off the boat.
It's dangerous.
Stay away from each other right now.
-Oh [bleep]. -Can... No.
This is some ----ing sh--.