St. Kitts is, like, absolute paradise.
It seems untouched, wild,
exotic, volcanic, explosive.
Ah!
-Rachel? -Shut the [bleep] up.
-Gah. -No!
-[bleep] Sh--. -Oh [bleep]!
Being able to see the world,
experiencing different cultures...
that's ----ing yachting.
Okay.
I can see up your skirt, Jake.
Yeah? You like what you see?
What the [bleep]?
Rawr!
Somebody's been a bad T. Rex!
Hashtag zero [bleep]s given.
Ah!
Whop!
Now things should go smoothly, or heads will roll.
I know how to do my job, right?
You don't need to tell me how to do it.
She's pure misery at the moment.
I don't know what the [bleep] I'm doing.
I'm gonna rip someone's ----ing head off.
Don't put my ----ing head on the Goddamn chopping block.
Oh!
You either wanna be here, or there's a ticket home.
I'll fire every single ----ing one of you
Why, tonight?
[sobbing]
The biggest mistake I've ever made in my life.
Good old My Seanna.
Eddie 3.0 is back.
Okay.
Still outta shape, still short, but now I'm the first officer...
God help me.
Hello?
Hey!
-Captain Sean? -Yes.
-Eddie Lucas. -It's a pleasure!
Pleasure!
Guess I got you for a few days.
Lee called me in the beginning of the season
and let me know he's gonna be a little late.
Yeah, I got a little medical issue.
Is everything all right?
I'm just waiting for the doctors to clear me.
In the meantime, Captain Sean, the delivery captain,
he'll be down there to start the charter off.
I swear to God, if he slipped in the shower again,
I'm gonna... oh, my God.
Glad you've been on board the boat before.
It is nice that I've been on before, yeah.
There are a lot of changes.
I threw some new jet-skis and a new rescue tender up there.
That's nice.
Those jet-skis are sweet.
-That's true, yeah. -Yeah, yeah.
I always wanna see what's around that next corner,
under that rock, under the ocean.
[shouts]
So, I guess that makes me an explorer.
I got my first captain's license when I was 18,
so I've always been in the role of the captain.
I haven't always been good at it,
but I've got a lot of experience doing it.
If you want, we can take a quick walk
around the boat and just do...
just, I can point out some of the stuff that's new.
Yeah.
Here I am, coming in as a first officer,
not really sure what that entails.
Makes me a little nervous.
So, this is a little bit messy.
You guys, you've got some work cut out down here.
Okay.
But I'd like to see this set up and utilized.
We'll get this worked out.
With a captain I've never worked for,
and that adds a lot of anxiety and stress
to an already stressful job.
Yamaha 350s.
Actually, I had two 350s which I took
through the Northwest Passage twice.
Wow, that's a hell of a trip. That's awesome.
Jake, Fraser, Heather...
Rachel?
Ugh.
Well, well, well, nice boat.
May as well take my old room.
Are those loofahs? Ah!
V-necks, awesome. Never wore that.
Hi, how are you?
Heather, pleasure to meet you!
-I'm Sean, your captain. -Hi, Sean.
I'm super-stoked to be here, very excited.
-Wonderful. -Nice boat!
-Beautiful day. -Well, thank you.
This wind is insane. What's the knots at?
You know when you pop a bottle of champagne,
it's like [pops]
and it gives you those chills down your spine?
I would say that's my personality.
As the chief stew, yes, I'm a beacon of light.
Yet at the same time, I don't [bleep] around.
Tell me about yourself real quick.
Been in yachting for five years now.
-Okay. -Never looked back.
No job too big or too small, that's for sure.
Good, I like to hear that.
I'm 25, and to some,
they'd say I've climbed the success ladder fast.
But I've earned this position as much as anyone else has.
I mean, I cleaned dildos for a few months
in Italy once on a yacht.
I did not get here easily at all.
I was just actually looking at what
your interior team's gonna look like.
Here's Fraser... this guy looks interesting.
Okay, fluent in French, worked in the Med...
Oh, that's awesome.
This is Jessica Albert.
On and off for five years,
only as a solo stew, though, all right.
She could be good.
Well, cool, can I take these while I settle in?
-Those are yours, yeah. -Awesome.
-Pleasure to meet you. -Pleasure to meet you.
-Very excited. -Look forward to it.
Oh, this is Liquid Yacht Wear.
Sh--.
Think I forgot to pack T-shirts.
Knock-knock, anyone down here?
-Hi! -How you doing?
-How's it going? -Eddie, nice to meet you.
-Heather, pleasure to meet you. -Good to meet you.
-Chief stew? Yes. -Excellent.
I'm confused... the bags upstairs say Lee,
but that's the captain?
Captain Lee got delayed, so he will be here.
-Okay. -But it's gonna be however long.
Very cool.
She's interior, for sure.
Oh.
You gonna go penthouse?
I feel like the beds are bigger up there.
-Hey. -I'm Fraser, nice to meet you.
I'm Jessica.
Fishing boats, awesome.
Hm, I think she's gonna be great.
So, how long were you doing yachting before?
-Five years. -Oh, wow, okay.
Just one?
The whole point of yachting is that it's all about the details.
I have been working yachting for nearly two years now,
and I genuinely enjoy making things perfect.
It's a pro and a con, really,
because wherever I go now, I'm unimpressed.
If I could have anyone serve me, it would be myself.
Sorry, but not sorry.
Yeah.
How's your deck team looking?
Looking all right.
This guy Jake, he's got a lot of really good experience.
He worked on a 74 and a 78.
Lead on deck, fantastic.
-Heya. -Oh, my God, how are you?
I'm all right, thanks, how are you?
I'm well.
-What's your name? -Rayna.
-I'm Jake. -Are you a deckhand?
I am indeed.
I like what I see, yeah.
-Hello. -Hi!
-How you doing? -Mwah.
I love your nose ring, okay?
-Thank you very much. -I love it.
I love your style, I love your hair as well, it's beautiful.
And it's on the left side, so... Thank you!
Have you ever worked with a male stew before?
No, I have not.
I've been a solo stew for most of my career.
That's a pretty big deal.
Yeah.
How long have you been in yachting?
Um... since September.
So, you're pretty new, then.
-I know, yeah, but... -You're a greenie.
I used to fish in Alaska as a deckhand.
I was doing fishing charters.
Yeah, what do you think about the boat so far?
From what I've seen, it's opulent.
Yeah, we've got a lot of work to do.
Hi, how's it going?
-I'm Fraser, nice to meet you. -How you doing?
-Heather, pleasure to meet you. -Jessica.
I'm Heather, your chief stew.
[chuckles]
Yeah.
Sure is.
Awesome.
-Here we go. -Knock-knock!
-I'm Fraser, nice to meet you. -Eddie, good to meet you.
Okay, I think I'm gonna put him in here with...
-That's fine. -...with you.
Ooh! So pretty.
I look forward to living together.
-Yeah, sounds good. -In a closet!
What's up? I'm Jake.
-Jake. -Rayna.
-Nice to meet you.
-Wes. -Wes.
-Yeah. -Why is this a V-neck?
-Deckhand? -Deckhand.
Oh, all of us are deckhands.
-Nice. -Yes!
Go on!
How long have you been in yachting?
First yacht, so I captain sailboats in St. Thomas.
You excited to work on a yacht?
I'm stoked. Like look at this thing.
Look at the shininess!
Look at this, it's so shiny!
On St. Thomas I'm a sailboat captain.
I love sailing, been in love with it all my life,
but I need more experience with chartering.
You know, you don't wanna be stagnant.
Working on a megayacht, you just have more options.
You also make money. There's way more money.
I probably shouldn't say this out loud, but I love polishing.
-I love polishing, too. -Yeah, see, there we go!
Let's just turn over the laundry before our meeting.
The key to our success lies in this being good
to start off with, right?
-Yeah, agreed. -Uh-huh.
-What's up, man? -Hey!
How you all doing? I'm Eddie.
-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
-Rayna. -Eddie, pleasure to meet you.
Wes, good to meet you guys. How you all doing?
I'm all right, thanks, how are you?
Good, good, yeah.
So, we're picking up a charter tomorrow.
-Yes. -Yeah.
I'd like to get someone in the lead deckhand position
as quickly as possible.
-Sounds good. -Cool.
All right, guys, let's go show you what's up.
Have you joined the boat single?
I have.
Ooh, yes.
-Hi, I'm Jake. -Heather, pleasure to meet you.
Heather, pleasure to meet you too.
-Welcome on board. -Thank you very much.
-Chief stew? -That I am.
Oh, nice. I think I'll have you in here...
-Yeah? -With Wes.
Thank you very much.
Bit snug in here.
Yeah, look at this, uh-huh!
I took the bottom because I get up in the middle
-of the night to pee. -Girl, you're fine...
You're fine, you're fine.
-I don't wanna wake you up. -You're okay.
Are you pretty comfortable on lines and everything like that?
-Yeah. -Good.
Yeah.
How you feel with line-handling and everything, you good?
-Oh, yeah. -Good.
All crew, all, crew,
crew meeting in the sky lounge, please.
Copy that, on my way up.
Are you just gonna fart every single step?
Ah!
Let the fun begin.
-Oh, sorry. -I'm good.
-Good morning, everybody. -Hello.
-Well, welcome aboard. -Thank you.
Some of you were expecting Captain Lee.
I was also expecting Captain Lee.
I was the delivery captain for the boat, but he's been delayed.
So, I don't know when he's gonna get here,
but in the meantime you're stuck with me.
We'll see what happens.
Couple other hands that we have on board,
our engineers and one of our mates.
We've got Gal, Alex, and Jon.
Expectations during charters...
I'm not very good at cracking the whip,
but I am excellent at swinging an axe.
So, just bear that in mind.
Don't do anything stupid,
because I really don't care what position
you play on board the boat.
I'm not gonna yell at your for it, I'm just gonna fire you.
This is not a good sign. Scary.
Don't piss me off.
And if I have to run short-handed, I will.
Coming up...
This looks like sh--.
There's just really no way to make this cozy.
-I know how. -[bleep]
Dude's crazy.
Now it's not a complete waste of space.
St. Kitts is, like, absolute paradise.
Don't do anything stupid, because I'm just gonna fire you.
Don't put me in a position where I'm gonna have to
do something that you'll regret.
Oh, God.
I'm not a sit-around type of guy.
I've done all the jobs on board this boat.
I'm looking for how can we make things more efficient.
Sounds good to me.
So, practical matters...
our chef is arriving sometime today.
Charter guests will be arriving around 3:00 p.m.
tomorrow, and provisions should be here any minute now.
Let's all get to work.
We'll go have our quick little meeting.
Guys, you see how good the decks look?
Yes.
I'd like to try to keep them like that.
So, now that the fun's begun, now the real work begins.
So, this is bosun's locker number one.
There's also another one up forward here,
anything you could possibly need.
Love the experience you guys have.
Fraser, you've worked some seasons in the Med.
Jess, you've been a solo stew before, that's great.
Is there anything you love doing more than the other?
I love doing laundry.
I really do.
I haven't heard someone say that in years.
I have been in yachting, give or take, five years.
But for the last year I've been in southwest Florida
helping care for my elderly grandparents.
While I've been there, I have taken it upon myself
to get my cosmetology license.
But you know, yachting is something
I come back to because it's an easy way to make money.
And after putting myself through school again,
I could definitely use some money.
I agree with you, I think it's very fun.
I will be the lady of the laundry.
It is a great spot.
I think it's if you don't like laundry, there's a problem.
I have been head of housekeeping,
so I do love everything that comes down here.
Lovely.
So, for the start of the season and hopefully the whole season,
we're gonna have you as our second stew.
Okay.
And we'll have you as the third for now.
So, I'll have you on mornings
and you on lates for the first trip.
I'm putting Fraser as second stew because his experience
on bigger yachts is a lot more valuable
than someone as a sole stew.
But also, Jessica is just dying to be in the laundry room,
so I feel like the stars have aligned.
So, we'll just go check out the guest rooms together,
so we can kinda see what we're working with.
-Yeah. -You guys wanna clean the yacht?
Sick!
So, this is the beach club.
We're gonna really try to utilize this space,
so we're gonna be organizing this, get it cleaned up.
Someone do the beds,
someone wipe down all the little surfaces.
-Sure. -Make sure it's all good.
Could you feed me some hose round, please?
-You need some more? -Some more hose, please.
You're so needy!
♪ I've got hose, I got hose
You're an idiot.
Just wanna make sure that all beds are done.
It keeps the OCD in check.
Attention all crew, attention all crew, provisions are here.
Provisions time, woo!
Copy, on our way up.
Some of this needs to be frozen.
Make sure it goes, like, kinda together,
so we can get that into the icebox right away.
Yep.
-Jesus! -Thank you.
Heather, where we sticking all the booze?
Bridge deck aft for right now.
Sweet.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
All right.
-Jesus! -Amen.
This is a sh-- show.
Where is the chef, do you know?
-Going up. -This must be our chef.
That's her, all right...
Chef Rachel. Damn talented.
Bat sh-- crazy.
You know, Rachel and I, we left last season
on a, like, really bad note.
Go [bleep] yourself.
Eat my cooter.
Working with Rachel again this season,
it makes me nervous.
Howdy.
I like the hair, I like the color.
Thanks, Eddie.
Are you a primary, or are you the chef, what's going on here?
Once again, here I am, late, and everybody else is on the boat.
-Captain Sean. -This is Chef Rachel.
-Hi. -It's nice to meet you.
You look much too glamorous to be a chef on board here.
There ya go.
But now this time we have the new captain,
which has totally blown my mind.
But at the same time, I like short men.
I like to play a game, like, where's your penis, honey?
Oh, hi, Heather.
-Nice to meet you, Rachel. -Pleasure to meet you.
Is she the... is she in the penthouse?
If that's all right with you.
-That's fine by me. -Okay.
Beautiful.
Oh [bleep] me.
Here you go.
Awesome. You're a lifesaver.
How you feeling?
Good.
Last year, nightmare. Stew pantry issue.
-Yeah. -Okay, cool.
It was a nightmare.
With Heather being the new chief on board,
I need to execute up front communication immediately.
It would be epic if you guys spent more time in setup...
Yeah.
Down here, because I don't use that area.
Yeah.
I can't have her keep me separated from getting
one step closer to world domination,
because that's ----ed.
Plus, it gives a good communication between you and I.
Of course, I definitely wanna set that up.
The scuppies are done.
You guys haven't wiped down or anything yet, right?
Yeah, they need to be polished.
It's a lot of progress.
Eddie, Eddie, Heather, Heather, and Rachel, Rachel.
Preference sheet meeting, probably.
Oh.
I have the preference sheets in my hand.
I'll meet you down in the crew mess right now.
-Copy that. -G od, I'm good.
All right, you guys ready for this?
-Let's do it. -Ooh!
All right, so this is our primary, Nikki Foster.
Nikki is a senior broadcasting content producer.
And then joining Nikki is her crew
of girlfriends from college.
-Bring it, Nikki! -Bring it!
The guests are gonna be here at 3:00, so no need for lunch,
just some snacks should be fine.
Day one, they want high-end Caribelle Batik outfits
and local delicacies.
And then late-night, a high-end pajama party.
And they would also like to play a Jenga-style game
but with questions and dares written on each block.
All right, day two...
Private beach day.
Request captain to join dinner.
Fancy as ----ing rich bitch sh-- only.
I'm a little nervous, because when you get a group of girls
like this all together, it's gonna get a little crazy.
Me and my girlfriends used to get insane.
I remember frantically looking for my dignity
after one night in San Francisco.
We won't go there.
All right, everybody feel good, excited?
Yeah.
It is hot in here.
No fingerprints.
I'm really gonna be looking to you to handle housekeeping.
Great.
And I'm really gonna be looking to you to handle laundry.
-K2R, stain and [bleep]. -Yes!
This sh-- is so good.
-Thanks for a great first day. -Good night.
Are we gonna be on deck at 7:30, or...
-On deck, 7:30. -Okay.
Good night, good night.
Oh!
[beeping]
[bleep] me.
[beeps]
Blah!
-[beeps] -Yeah [bleep] you.
I'm gonna have you on ironing the shirts really quick.
We just wanna make sure there's no watermarks
on the teak, because it looks so nice at the moment, so.
The welcome towels, roll up as many as you can, at least 16.
How we doing in the exterior?
Exterior, we're looking pretty good.
All right, let's get this done.
I gotta make sure that the big boat starts, so.
-That's probably be important. -Yeah.
No watermarks, no watermarks.
All crew, all crew, one hour till guest arrival.
Wow, time to un-[bleep] the laz.
[grunts]
My ----ing back!
Oop sh--.
[bleep] off.
Just show you what I expect,
I'm a big stickler on making sure the middles all have,
like, a because line, so that they all look perfect in unison.
This looks good, right?
Yeah, it still needs some work.
This looks like sh--.
Just make it look a little friendlier.
There's just really no way to make this cozy.
I know how.
[bleep]
Captain Sean has got really good intentions, and I respect that.
Angle it, so when that door is open they're looking at that.
But at the same time, it's like, dude's crazy.
Now it's not a complete waste of space.
Alarms are ringing.
I'm very excited for this first charter.
-You are? -Yeah, I am.
Good, that makes one of us.
Coming up...
I feel behind downstairs, by the way.
Yeah, we really are.
There needs to be a plan, and there's no plan right now.
Fraser, can I get some backup on service?
Don't do anything stupid, because I'm just gonna fire you.
I'd rather uncover right now in our blues.
No time to be too cute, let's go.
Hm.
Eddie, there's no clips on these.
Of course there's not.
God is good!
What am I looking for? I don't ----ing know.
Okay. Okay.
Chef coat, ready to go.
Oh, yeah, just killing it.
Okay.
Gorgeous.
All crew, all crew, 30 minutes till guest arrival.
I am excited.
Let's get this show on the mother-----ing road.
I know!
I feel like a stuffed sausage.
You look amazing.
Yes.
Are you [bleep] kidding me?
Trying to arrange these pillows so they down blow away.
It's so humid my hair can't stay up like this.
It's so annoying.
All right.
Everybody feeling good?
Yeah. Yeah.
-So windy today. -I know.
I cannot wait.
Tighten it up, guys, a bit. Tighten it up.
-Is that a Black man? -It's a Black girl.
-Okay! -Okay, Black crew!
Curl up that moustache real quick.
Don't trip.
I know, don't trip, guys.
I'm obsessed, I can't deal.
Good afternoon, how are you?
-Good, how are you? -Welcome aboard.
Thank you.
-Hi, Heather. -Hi.
-Pleasure to meet you. -Hi, how are you?
-Oh! -Ooh!
My hat!
That's okay, you're fabulous, thank you.
Thank you, sweets.
-Hi! -Hi, welcome!
-Thank you. -Hey, how you doing?
Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome aboard My Seanna.
We're here to serve you, and if
there's anything that you need, let her know.
Anyway, no, let me know,
and we'll do our best to take care of it.
All right, are you guys ready to have some fun?
-Yes, cheers! -Cheers!
If you wanna follow me, I'll give you a tour of the interior.
This is our bridge deck aft.
You've got a bunch of different lovely lounging areas.
Beautiful.
Ah!
She doesn't wanna hang with this wind.
-Yeah. -Look at this bad boy.
Oh... oh, God!
Sick!
Oh, guys.
This is our sun deck.
Submersive hot tub.
I'm getting in this.
We've got the master suite.
Ha ha ha! Party, party!
-Thank you. -All right, right behind you.
All righty.
So, is it okay if I set up some hors d'oeuvres n the sky lounge?
You know what I would love?
A chocolate martini.
Yeah, well, you can have whatever you want,
you let me know, I'm here for you.
Rayna, I want you to go help Jake up forward
-with those lines, okay? -Yes, sir.
-You're on the stern? -Yes.
Do me a favor... how far away is that dock?
Hundred feet.
Closer to 150, but that's all right.
Come back to me, Captain Lee!
Come back to me, my boat daddy!
One-fifty, huh? I don't see it.
Yes!
Let's take that spring off, please... yep.
Okay, guys back aft, you can start dropping lines, please.
Pull, pull, pull!
The marina in St. Kitts is unforgiving because
on either side of the channel coming in are volcanic rocks.
It's shallow, the wind whips through at 25 knots.
Go, go, go.
But I feel pretty confident about taking
the boat off the dock today.
I've done this before, and I know I can do it.
Bada-bing, bada-boom.
Jesus, that was a good gust.
Oh, my, guys, we're moving.
Oh, this is amazing!
Plenty of room on your swing on your starboard side.
Yeah.
-The fenders can come up. -All right.
This is so pretty, oh, my gosh.
I need someone to turn the stabilizers on, please.
Copy that, on my way.
Okay, welp, I'm gonna go put on my swimsuit.
-Nice job on deck. -Yeah, they...
They've all got their limbs, right?
They all still have their limbs, yeah.
Okay, good.
Where on Earth to begin?
The drink that I've only heard of in my nightmares.
Is there any way I could steal you to juice lemons right now?
Yeah, absolutely.
There's a first time for everything.
I say yes to all my guests,
but I have no idea what a chocolate martini is.
On my previous boat, I was head of housekeeping,
and that doesn't include me making cocktails.
This is gonna be stunning,
he says, before the poor guest vomits.
Back to juicin'!
What on Earth is all of this?
Try it, because I know how good it is.
I know, right?
-You are my guy. -This is great.
Fraser, Fraser, Heather.
Could you please come up and tidy the bar for me?
Of course.
Just start prepping the anchor, please.
Meat and cheese is ready to roll.
Okay.
Oh, okay, no, this is a lot of wind.
I'm crawling. I'm crawling.
So, we take the pitch brake off, we'll open this all the way up.
Do I go above and beyond and offer to unpack,
or do I save myself...
...and then we'll probably offer to unpack.
Colossal waste of time.
-Where are the appetizers? -I know, I gotta have food.
[gasps] [bleep] my life! [bleep] my life!
Okay, guys, are we good up there?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Gimme two shots, let's see how that looks.
Two shots.
Let's see if she's biting. I think she just grabbed.
Is there dairy-free cheese over there?
I don't believe so,
but I'll definitely get some going for you.
-No worries. -Ugh!
[bleep] me.
Get the fenders ready for the tender back aft.
-Yep. -Heather?
-Yes? -How can I help you?
Just clean up this bar ever so quickly.
I was about... yeah, absolutely. Of course.
Have we got any dairy-free cheese?
-It's right here. -Stunning, can I...
should I take that up?
No, I'm gonna take it up with these drinks right now.
Okay.
I'm not a fan of having to tell people
to do something more than once.
You have to be willing to do whatever is asked of you.
That is how you climb the ladder as fast as I did.
-Thank you very much. -You're welcome.
Coming up...
Where is the fun?
I wanna shoot some people.
Okay, great. I hope I'm not one of those.
Well, not like that, that's so horrible.
I'd rather uncover right now in our blues.
I've got some cashew nut cheese here...
That's for me!
This is what I do, baby.
Ah!
[laughing]
What's happening, Chef?
What's up?
Not much, how's everything going?
You know how it is.
That's good.
-Cool. -Yeah.
I never knew how Eddie actually felt last season
about everything that had transpired.
I want some ----ing dirty-ass sh--.
Walking away from this situation.
Someone's gotta have a talk with her when she's sober again.
Be like, you're a ----ing monster when you drink.
Had to get told about it after the season.
So, it's like do I trust you that you're gonna turn
around behind my back again and do it?
No, I don't.
I'm gonna get outta your way.
-Cool, thank you. -Thank you.
-Ready? -Yeah.
Woo!
Nice, ladies, before it gets on you.
Here we are.
Fraser, you are amazing.
Mm, mm, mm!
Can we talk extravaganza?
Stone crab, shrimp, salt fish, fritters.
Mm-hmm, we're gonna do this family-style?
What if we did, like, an extravaganza on the side,
like the bar, for canapés,
and then walk up with an extravaganza sit-down?
They're gonna wanna be served,
that's kinda the vibe I'm getting from them.
It's can you carry my drink up for me one level,
-I need my hands... -Oh, okay.
-It sounds like.
Rayna! Me and you, girl.
I need to see more of you.
I know you're doing lots of things
I got you.
We'll platter it, and we'll set them out on the table.
Yeah.
Low laying, so it doesn't get in the way of anyone's faces.
Okay, that's awesome.
-Deck team! -Yes!
-Deck team! -Assemble!
Guys, let's go help Heather out in the main salon.
Everybody's talking about a nap right now.
All right, what do you need us to do?
Fan these things out, peel those two things
-so that it sticks together. -And let them stick together?
And then I can place them on the ceiling.
There is so much going on tonight
that I don't feel fully prepared at all.
I have to expedite this Caribbean-themed dinner,
but also set up for a pajama party while learning a new crew.
I'm just waiting for the nail to drop.
We've got, like, 20 minutes till dinner.
Look at the brows.
I'm gonna get my champagne.
We are cute!
I just have to go pee really bad,
I didn't realize it till I stood up.
What do you reckon, Captain?
-Oh, no! -It's a good look?
What did I do with it?
Shoved it up my ass, more than likely.
Quickly finish steaming those pajamas,
and then we'll get to decorating for the pajama party.
For the pajama party, thank you so much.
I'm gonna keep you on service with me.
Somehow gotta manage all the turndowns as well.
[gagging]
You okay, what is wrong with you?
Bro, I almost swallowed my gum.
What do you think, Cap?
Not bad.
[bleep]
-Are you guys ready to sit? -Yes.
Beautiful.
You like my shirt?
-Yes! -We do! I do like it!
So, I'm gonna go water and wine.
Okay.
Why is there no normal milk, just ----ing almond sh--?
-I like it. -Almond milk is way better.
Ugh!
You wanna drink cow's titty milk?
-Yeah. -That's disgusting.
-Yeah. It's delicious. -Cow's titty milk.
Can I get you some red or white?
Yeah.
Fraser, can I get you to the galley for service, please?
I'll be right up.
Ugh.
Hm, I hate this fabric.
All right, truth or dare questions...
what's the most disgusting thing
you've done with a piece of food?
Hm.
Starving.
Conch fritters.
-[bleep]? -Conch.
-Conch fritters. -Conch fritters.
-K-O-N-K? -Conch.
I've not... I've not had a conch, no.
I've had a bonk, but that's about it.
May I go with the crustaceans?
-Perfect, thank you. -Marvelous.
Can I please serve you a conch fritter?
Absolutely.
We've got the seafood extravaganza.
Ah!
Yes, I'll have all of the above, thank you.
-Yes, please. -I like the sauce.
-Good food. -Mm-mm.
-It is delicious. -So yummy.
They love the food. They're thrilled.
Oh, sweet.
I could do with help at some point.
-Yeah. -Of course, yes.
Thank you.
I feel like I'm ironing the same ----ing thing over and over.
Do you mind just throwing me a black jacket?
-Oh ----ing -[bleep].
Sorry.
Ugh, I'm running on nothing.
Fraser, can I get some backup on service?
One of the first rules in yachting I was told
is that there needs to be a plan,
and there's no plan right now.
Is it done, just be done with it.
Can I take this wonderful salt fish from you?
Absolutely.
We just look like headless chickens.
I fell behind downstairs, by the way.
Yeah, we really are.
Heather needs to place some order into this chaotic mess.
Where's Fraser? You know what I want.
She wants a chocolate martini.
Ugh, did not need that.
This is just going to end in tears.
Take a deep breath.
I'm gonna move her down into cabins.
That would be so good.
I don't want someone to get tired and think,
oh, I want to go to bed, and their cabin's not done.
Of course.
Coming up...
Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry.
This is such a rookie mistake.
Completely unacceptable.
She's really not stoked on everything
in the master at the moment.
I've got some cashew nut cheese here...
Would you like seconds?
I'm okay.
And it's so good, too, it's hard to stop eating.
-Thank you. -Deck, deck, Rachel.
-Yeah, copy that. -Is this still day one?
No... yes, it is, isn't it?
Jess, if you wanna pop up and help
knock out those dishes ever so quickly?
Copy.
See you all in a little bit.
Okay.
If you topple the tower, you gotta drink everyone's drink.
Yeah.
Let's roll.
-You're all good? -I'm golden.
Yeah, you're killing it.
Am I?
Where are we going now?
Up to the sky lounge!
-Ah! I see streamers! -Me, too.
Oh, this is so cute!
All right, back to business, boys.
Truth or dare! Who's pulling first?
I'm not going there. Those things are crazy.
Wash those dishes, clean that table.
That's it, nothing else?
-Lies! -Boom, boom.
So, anyone you're attracted to on the boat?
Well, I fancy you.
Oh, hello!
What time is it?
I need to let her know she needs to go down.
What's the worst intimate experience you've ever had?
-Oh, this is good. -Yikes.
I'm gonna send you down.
If I can get you on the floor at 6:30, beautiful.
I appreciate you.
I won't say any names, but he could not perform.
[gasps]
If you need anything or...
Don't worry about it, go get sleep.
It's not coming out.
-Ah! -Oh!
-Here we go. -Good night, farewell.
Thanks.
Ugh!
Do we get to keep these shirts?
It's an understatement.
-Well, good night, ladies -Good night!
Thank you for a lovely evening.
My pleasure, and sleep well, ladies.
Thank you.
Ooh!
Can I help carry some stuff somewhere?
No, it's all good.
No, I do, I do, I do.
Trust me, you're good.
That'll do.
[alarm beeps]
Ugh.
[bleep]
How do you look so glamorous this early in the morning?
Hah.
♪ Just the tip, just the tip ♪
Hey, good morning.
How'd you wake up feeling?
Oh, my back's killing me.
-My calves. -Oh!
Today is gonna be crab cakes Benedict
or traditional Benedict.
Beautiful.
-And then we'll go from there. -Awesome.
Oof.
Wow.
All right, so here's the plan.
-We're going to... -we're going to, um...
[mumbles] I'm listening.
Today we're doing the snacks and beach thing.
That's around the corner.
It's windy; we're gonna do the best we can.
I'll just stress on, like, beach setup,
kinda give them that beach vibe.
-Oh, yeah. -Gorgeous.
-Let's do that. -Get in my belly.
Let's get it done.
-Good morning! -Good morning.
So, our specialty this morning,
we're gonna have the option of crab Benedict
or a regular ham Benedict.
Could I have just the crab Benedict, no eggs?
-So no real Benedict... -Sure.
Just the crab. Thank you.
Let's pop this in the water while we're here.
All right, deck crew, come to the bow,
we're gonna drop the rescue tender.
Copy.
Hi, we have four full orders of Benedict and then side eggs.
French toast is ready to roll.
-All right, we good to go? -Yeah.
All right, let's roll.
Ah!
Eddie, if it's calmer, we can drop that side.
Okay.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm eating my hair, ugh.
Finishing up.
Ooh, thank you.
-This is medium. -Lovely.
-How's everything tasting? -So good.
Feeling good in the body?
Yes!
Full, delicious?
How we doing with beach stuff put together?
Got everything set up in the laz,
so we just need to chuck it in the tender.
Okay, thank you.
Oh, this is divine.
I want a shower.
This is so stressful.
Where would you like her to meet you?
Okay. Yeah, no worries.
Heather, Heather, Rachel.
Yes, the primary would like for you to meet her
in her master cabin, please.
Copy that.
Hi, how's it going?
So... well, not so well
Oh, my gosh.
So yeah, I just wanted to...
I'm so sorry.
All right, back to business.
This is not up to standard at all.
This is such a rookie mistake.
Completely unacceptable.
I'm sorry that's not up to standard,
but we'll get right to it.
There's no room for that in yachting, plain and simple.
Fraser, stay right here for five seconds.
I just wanna give you both a little rundown.
Fraser, I wanna keep you on housekeeping right now.
Tidy up the master to the best of your standards.
She's really not stoked on everything
in the master at the moment.
For the rest of the trip, I'd love if you could have,
like, excess attention.
Pull that head of housekeeping out of your butt
and let's make sure the master's always perfect.
Yeah.
-Am I okay to go? -Yeah, you're good to go.
This is delightful.
I need to shine and glisten.
The beach should be ready at about 1:30.
All right, ladies, thanks so much.
-I'm taking all this, yeah? -Yes, please.
-I know. -Heather, Heather, Fraser.
Do you mind meeting me in the master, please?
-Copy that, on my way. -[bleep]
-[bleep] me! -Okay.
I thought I was gonna land on my head.
What's on your mind?
Did she say anything in particular
that she wasn't happy with?
She just said that the little trash thing was still there.
Okay. I don't want for a second to let you down,
because I'm good at what I do.
Of course.
But what I need from you in that case
-is time to focus on that. -Correct.
-So, like, loving service... -Yeah.
I would do service like, that for you 24/7.
Of course.
But doing both is gonna be difficult,
because I can't pick up the slack if there is any.
No, 100 percent.
It was just a change of direction last minute.
No, I love it.
I don't think he realizes
there's a bigger picture at play.
He needs to just trust me and my leadership,
because there really is no room in yachting for mistakes.
All right, good communication...
-And all of this... -There, I like it.
Nobody wants me to get sour, trust me.
Would you like seconds?
I have liquor, water, and soft drinks in there.
Hop on with them.
I'll take Jake, we'll leave Wes on board.
Okay.
So, let's load the little baby tender up,
and we can start ferrying stuff back and forth.
Ready for that bow line.
All right, you're free.
All right, let's do this.
Fraser, if I can hand over service to you?
The water's clear.
Oh, this is a little picnic area?
All right, let's start firing stuff in.
Okay.
-Plop 'em right here. -I like it.
We need to put these cushions on the big chair.
-That's a great idea. -They're not the right size.
Yeah.
So, we don't have enough cushions to do that.
Whatever you think is best.
Captain Sean's methods are definitely irregular.
I'm trying to get a job done here,
but he's not even giving me the chance.
We'll start playing with this configuration.
-Okay. -You guys go back to the boat.
Okay.
Relax, everything's gonna be great.
Jesus.
I love you.
I'm gonna tell you I love you, like, right now.
Open.
Gimme a little more slack on that.
Oh, it's 1:45...
I was thinking the beach would be sooner.
Yeah, so we're supposed to be on the beach now.
Something must be going wrong.
-Eddie, Eddie. -Yeah, go for Eddie.
One more canopy tent, we could use that.
Okay, I'll grab the third canopy tent.
Are we not supposed to be on the beach already?
They're setting up camp there,
so that when you arrive it's just perfect.
Ha ha!
-We're getting restless. -Okay, not to worry.
Eddie, Eddie; Eddie, Eddie...
can you bring me some skinny lines
so I can secure the tents to the dock?
Copy that.
Okay.
Eddie, I've just got some restless guests.
Can I give them, say, 20 minutes?
-Twenty minutes sounds good. -Okay, copy that, thank you.
Like, where is the fun?
-Eddie, Eddie. -Y eah, go for Eddie.
Cushions... bring me four of those
and a bunch of pillows.
Just make it look like one big kind of lounge area.
I think it'll be a lot of fun.
A lot of fun, yeah, it's a lot of fun.
I wanna shoot some people.
Okay, great, I hope I'm not one of those.
Well, not like that, that's so horrible.
I just know the guests are getting
kind of itchy to get out there.
They had a 1:30 time of sailing, so we're kinda behind right now.
If we can delay them just for another half-hour,
we're in great shape.
Okay, we'll delay them for another half-hour.
Let's get to the beach.
-Eddie, Eddie. -[ bleep]
We got a good base out here, we need to fill in the details.
Oh, jeez, oh, jeez.
Get outta the way.
This day is kicking my ass.
Captain Lee better be here soon,
because I'm not gonna be able to do an entire season
with Captain Sean just doing everything.
Hey, Eddie, where's the rest of our stuff?
Do you want me to bring these pillows, too?
-Yeah. -Awesome.
-Eddie, Eddie. -G oddamn, I hate this.
This is such a sh-- show.
[bleep]
Eddie, Eddie.
This season, on "Below Deck"...
St. Kitts is absolute tropical jungle paradise.
This is nice!
Welcome to the Caribbean!
Woo!
Ah!
-Bang! -Ah!
I need you to zip me up. None of it is flattering.
None of us look good.
Oh!
As long as it can give me a good tip,
this is gonna be a great charter.
Put the table up there... other way.
No one else can be Captain Lee, and Captain Lee is the best.
Might be a little late, but I'm definitely back.
This charter, it's gonna go perfect, right?
Get that fender up, get that fender up!
Pull it up. Goddamn it.
I'm gonna rip someone's ----ing head off.
That's my job.
You want to come stay in my bed tonight!
Woohoo!
Jake might be some form of sex God.
[laughing]
Yeah.
Wes, have you ever had a threesome before?
Uh...
Guys, what about this little threesome here, yo?
Yeah!
Jake is gonna be, like, the motor yacht My Seanna bicycle.
We're all gonna get a ride.
Jake and I give kisses on the lips to each other,
is that okay?
Crew romances can burn a boat to the waterline.
If you had to make out with one person at this table...
It's Jess!
-Ah! -Woo!
I could show him a thing or two.
I would blow you if you were straight.
This isn't high school drama.
Ah!
I mean, it's yachting.
What's the worst that could happen?
-Ugh! -Is it just me, or
do you feel like a volcano is about to erupt?
Get the [bleep] down these stairs.
Go [bleep] yourself.
A lot of bad attitudes here.
[bleep], [bleep], [bleep]. Sh--.
Rethink the way you talk to me.
Ow, ow, ow.
If I have to do your job, what do I need you for?
Pack your bags.
Everything will be great, ah ha ha!