Previously on "below deck"...
Unfortunately, the time has come for us to part company.
You're just not getting it done for me.
Captain said there are people that are
not working to their full potential.
He is only talking about deck crew.
I just want to see you.
[sobbing]
-do you feel like you're dizzy? -Yeah, I want to eat something.
I feel like I'm dizzy.
That's it.
Is there a possibility we can get somebody else?
Not before the next charter.
Brian is one of north carolina's top realtors,
and he expects maine lobster feast
with authentic new orleans cuisine,
an elaborate ten course dinner.
That's despicable.
So no, I'd like the flight home.
This charter is over before it even gets started.
We are so ----ed.
Eat my cooter.
All right, let's do this.
Morning, girls.
Good morning.
Oh yeah, you can massage me.
Oh yeah.
[laughing]
oh that feels good.
Work harder, work harder.
[laughing]
[phone dialing]
so we're picking up guests in what, four hours?
-Yeah. -Okay.
Hello?
Please hang up and try your call again.
We're in high season in antigua,
so any chef that's worth a damn is already working.
What a crock of sh--.
Do we have a, uh, chef, yet?
No, do we have a deckhand yet?
-No. -No.
-No, really. -That's good.
We've got very demanding guests
arriving within a couple of hours.
I need a charter chef that's capable of everything
on this guy's preference sheet.
Please hang up and try your call again.
We're screwed.
So many bugs.
Yeah, thank you.
We're still not organized.
-Morning, kiddo. -Hi, good morning.
How are you?
How's the chef and deckhand hunt going?
Uh, how about a coffee before we discuss that?
Ow.
[laughing]
here we are.
How are you doing?
Good, how are you?
Thank you.
Yes, you're welcome.
It's the pickiest charter in the world,
-and we don't have a chef. -Oh my god.
Worst case scenario, we cancel.
Guys, our chef just walked off before you got on.
What do you want to do, give you a refund?
I don't know.
Gosh, oh my god, I can't believe this is happening.
It's happening.
Do you have a new deckhand?
I'm more concerned with that,
about not having a chef right now.
Oh sh--, be making baked beans on toast.
I'll just get her some mickey d's,
and just throw it up on a ----ing silver platter.
♪ make it all shiny and new ♪
♪ gonna make my deck pretty for you ♪
hi.
How y'all doing?
Good, how you doing?
-Good, I'm rob. -Eddie.
-Oh, hi. -Nice to meet you.
I'm francesca.
I'm, uh, the new deck hand.
-Awesome. -Ah great.
What kind of experience do you got, working on boats?
-Uh, sailing boats. -Sailing boats?
So mostly like under 20-meter sailing boats.
Okay.
So we have a charter at 12 today.
-That's a little tight. -You think?
We--we also need a chef.
-Yeah. -Yeah, and a chef.
-Ah, the new person. -Hi.
-Hey, I'm rob. -Hi, I'm izzy.
-Izzy? -Nice to meet you.
-Yeah, nice to meet you. -Chef, deck hand?
-Deckhand. -Deckhand!
-Yeah. -Oh, that's exciting.
Will you please show him to his new quarters?
Yes, I will.
Thank you very much.
So you're sharing with your boss.
At least he's cute.
Fantastic.
[laughing]
-hi. -Ashling.
-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
-This is your room. -Think I'm already lost.
[humming]
-captain lee. -Hi, rob.
-Hi, nice to meet you. -How are you?
-Good, thank you. -Welcome aboard.
Hey, girls, laundry looks good.
Hey guys!
He's the new guy?
Yeah, he seems like he knows his sh--.
That makes one of us, eh?
I'm really happy to have rob on the team.
He has experience, which is definitely
going to be a change of pace.
Just another day in paradise.
Anything is better than shane.
-What's happening? -Nice to meet you, I'm james.
-James, I'm rob. -Nice to meet you.
Reckon you guys are going to be fine friends.
Two and a half hours till pick up
and I'm sitting here choking my chicken.
[sighs]
all right.
Are you back?
I don't know, it's up to captain.
-What's happening? -Hi, I'm rachel.
Rachel, I'm robert.
I got to go speak with captain.
Last night, my head was all over the place.
[bleep] yourself.
Not knowing the severity of coronavirus,
me missing my boyfriend, I just couldn't take it anymore.
So now, I have to suck it up and crawl back to captain lee,
but he doesn't give two [bleep]s and a sh-- about
some bullsh-- ego.
Hi. I'm sorry.
I want to apologize and say that was
super unprofessional and I'm very, very sorry.
There's no disrespect to you.
I actually love working with you
and respect you as a person and as a captain as well.
And if it's possible, may I come back and--
and do this charter and do it successfully,
and do it with you guys?
Normally when somebody leaves, they don't get to come back.
She ----ing walked off the boat.
And I am pissed.
But like it or not, chefs are prone to do sh-- like that.
Do you want to cook, would you like to cook?
-Are you any good at cooking? -I told you--
then don't come out with that bullsh-- to me, yeah?
Please don't.
You're not that good, girlfriend.
You're far from it.
I don't give a [bleep].
I'm on board with that.
Okay. Thank you, captain.
Part of me wanted to just say, [bleep] it.
Chess, chess, lee.
I'll cancel the charter, and let her just swing in the wind.
Oh my god, you're back.
-Thank you, yeah, thank you. -Okay.
But when the guests get on board they're going to expect
to be fed, so this is the only play I got.
I've got a lit of sh-- to do.
Yes, you do.
Part of me is like, really stoked that she's back.
Because, she's a great chef.
And that makes my job easier.
-Hi. -You're back.
But, when someone disrespects me, trust is out the window.
Francesca, she has a perception about me.
Go and talk to captain lee.
He could be...
Moving forward, things are strictly professional
between rachel and myself,
and it's the same deal with elizabeth.
I have a job to do, I need to get it done.
-So sorry. -That's okay, you're back now.
Where about's you from anyway?
Just north of toronto, in canada.
I'm going to take the trash out.
I didn't even bring my luggage back on board.
What were you doing before working on boats and stuff?
Living out in a tent somewhere in the bush, looking for gold.
Oh, sweet.
I'm an exploration geologist.
Which means, in a nutshell, I'm like a nerdy indiana jones.
Growing a beard and carrying shotgun around.
I look for gold, but uh, as soon as the markets crash,
I lose my job.
Which is why super yachting is kind of like
the fall back, sometimes.
Complete opposite of this,
where you're surrounded by shiny things and opulence.
Sailing's always going to be a part of my life.
My grandpappy was in the navy.
His grandad was in the navy.
I come from a long line of pirates and hookers
and it was where I was meant to be.
I'm not kidding.
What's this brush doing there?
Uh, gross.
What are you doing?
Don't you know that us chef's have mental breakdowns,
then we just come back again.
What?
Rachel's back, like nothing ever happened.
Eddie, is there any possible way I can get
some help bringing my luggage back on board?
Yes, rachel.
But something did happen, and I don't forget.
-[loudly grunting] -do not drop it in the water.
What do you mean do not drop it?
I'm throwing it in the water.
I don't think rachel deserves her job back.
God damn it.
But we need her back.
[grunting]
for now.
Oh god.
Looking at the preference sheets, and then doing the menu.
Chivalry.
Oh [bleep], [bleep], have I locked her out?
[laughing] your chivalry failed.
Chocolate petits fours, topped with gold leaf.
Just for sh--s and giggles,
I looked up how to make marshmallows.
They're easy.
You can do it, especially when I start separating all the eggs.
All this food for this charter, there's a lot.
At this point, I'm not prepared for it.
That's canapé.
Oysters for canapés tonight.
It's completely my fault.
----Ing bury me.
It's going to be very interesting.
This will be a memory that you tell your grandkids,
like that one charter where we all just got
royally ----ed up the ass.
So, on night one of their charter,
this group would like a mardi gras themed dinner party.
Nice.
On day two of the charter, bryan would like the crew
to plan a beach picnic, followed by a sunset bonfire.
A maine lobster feast, copious amounts of appetizers,
low country boil.
Fresh figs and strawberries, la France themed dinner party.
Plenty of red, white, and blue decorations,
and elaborate ten course dinner.
We'll get there.
Holy sh--, us girls are going to die.
We need to be organized for this.
So I'll keep you on the mornings
and I'm going to keep you on the lates.
Yep, okay.
I want to talk to you about a few things.
-Sure. -Again.
Thanks, ash, I'll see you soon.
-See you later. -Okay, cool.
So, the galley pantry, it's not completely clean.
Beach set up stuff its still a mess.
I really need you to step up the game
because the two-stripe situation
is not working for me at the moment.
Second, for the moment.
Yes.
I'm really sorry for lacking in some areas,
but I really plan on 100% improving.
This boat's definitely testing me.
And I know that every little thing is going to be watched.
Your future on this boat depends
on how you perform on this charter.
If you want it bad enough, you'll be here.
Right, and I do.
I'm up for the challenge.
I'm not going anywhere.
-Cool. -Yeah.
I appreciate that.
All crew, all crew, we have provisions on the dock.
Copy for interior.
How do I get to the galley?
The galley's right there.
Le fromage. It's stinky.
So this is interior stuff.
Don't [bleep] with the chef.
Yay!
Attention all crew, we have guest arrival in 20.
All right.
Oh my god, all right.
Getting the whites on?
Yeah, whites.
Oh man, I got a fuzzy taco.
[laughing]
this kind of feels like the first day of school.
I know, it's pretty exciting, right?
Wipe the bridge deck aft table.
We'll do it together, let's go.
Chamois a day keeps eddie away.
Yep.
God, I'm good at my job.
-Ash? -Yeah?
Will you just get the welcome towels, and meet me downstairs?
Sure.
Andale, let's go!
Woo!
[yells in pain]
ah, that was no fun.
From what I hear, these guests seem
so high maintenance and so crazy.
How does everything look?
Beautiful.
We are going to get absolutely whipped.
You ready to get ----ed up the ass with a cactus this charter?
I don't know.
Let the games begin.
Coming up...
This is not right.
How are we coming with the slide, bubba?
Oh guys, you got to see this.
Oh no!
I'm not walking on a gang plank barefoot,
it's going to be hot.
Let the games begin.
At least I'm manicured.
That's pedicured.
You're pedicured.
He does look like elton john.
Hello, how are you?
How are you doing?
-I'm francesca. -Look at this.
-Welcome. -I'm morgan.
Welcome on board.
-Izzy. -Izzy.
-Nice to meet you. -Lovely to meet you.
They're so ----ing cute.
They're like little like, gay teddy bears.
-Cheers. -Gentlemen, welcome aboard.
Francesca will take you on a tour of the boat,
and we'll get the party started.
-If you'll follow me. -Luggage.
Where's the elevator?
I guess I won't need to do any workouts,
I'm getting them just up and down the stairs.
We're on the sundeck now, I've got the jacuzzi.
What a gorgeous boat.
Yeah, not terrible.
Oh, how fun, I want to sleep here.
So this is called the crow's nest.
-Oh yeah. -Ah!
Tallest part of the boat.
-I love it. -All of it.
This is main deck salon.
Here's where I can pose for my selfie.
And this is the master.
Ooh.
Shower and bath.
Oh, and a his and his bidet.
We're going to have to have meetings, here.
I can entertain in there.
[gasp] chocolate!
Chocolate.
I figure that we get into our blues.
Yeah.
There you are.
Hello, darling. We're ready to set sail.
We're out of here, copy.
All right, let's go up to the other deck.
The one that's slack now, I would do first.
Yeah, that's what I would do, too.
-To everybody here. -Yay!
To everyone here.
Ready?
All ground tackle in, buoy is being pulled out
of the way, we're good to go.
We're moving my darlings.
Yay!
[cheering]
look at the size of the birdie.
Port side ground tackle is at the stern and four feet off.
Copy that, thank you.
-Is that rob? -I love a good docking.
Yes.
Look how much bigger we are than everyone else.
I love that.
♪ what the [bleep] did we do with anything? ♪
♪ where does anything go? ♪
am I really, like, making this team slack?
Oh, I wouldn't say it's slack.
I really love this job, like, I don't want to lose it.
And I just hope that those little things
-will happen less and less. -Yeah.
-Thank you so much. -You're welcome.
We'll see what happens.
Play with your crystals.
I sure will, they help.
Nice job calling out that distance on that buoy.
Hello!
[laughing]
hey, rachel?
Can I just confirm silverware with you?
Run it by francesca how she wants it.
I really like elizabeth, but unfortunately,
I'm setting my relationship with elizabeth aside,
because now I'm in the middle dealing with the drama
between francesca and elizabeth
and I don't want it to affect my department.
[sighs]
I just want to focus on my job, prove myself,
and kiss some serious captain ass right now.
We'll get there.
Did you verify that the drum break
was nice and tight before you did that?
-Yeah, I checked it. -Okay.
And the pinch breaks just grabbing the chain.
Pinching it.
Yep.
I got truffles.
Give me three shots now.
Three shots there.
Okay, let's lock it in.
We're officially anchored, now.
-Nice job, izzy. -Thanks!
Everything's like, stable right now,
-I feel like I'm on land. -Yeah.
Okay.
Look how perfectly they're setting
the plates down in unison.
-This is beautiful, -I love the service.
Hello.
You have a butter poached scallop prawn,
along with a black summer truffle.
I am blown away.
Enjoy.
-That's really good. -Truffles!
We're doing all right.
James, can you take rob back to the swim platform please,
and start handling some toys.
Is there an open bottle of whispering angel?
No, I thought it was the finished.
You finish a bottle, make sure you open another one.
Okay. So you have one ready.
I thin elizabeth thinks she's a full-on diner waitress.
She pours wine bottles by the neck.
That for me says it all.
Standards are pretty low, right now.
-Ooh, sorry. -Sorry.
How's lunch?
-Very good. -Amazing.
-Very good, thank you. -Wonderful to hear, guys.
We want him for dinner.
[laughing]
oh yeah.
Coronavirus is out of control.
Did you see there were sh--'s happening in tortola?
What? Coronavirus in tortola?
Uh, there's a rumor of it, and then instantly, all the--
the masks in tortola sold out.
They said the outbreak is going to be bad in the us.
Trump, ----ing trump's like,
"we have nothing to worry about, everything's great here."
[laughing]
let's go play.
Oh my god, there's floaties.
You got names for them yet?
Deborah and bruno.
Deborah's the one that never cooperates.
-How are you doing? -Lunch went successful.
That's a start.
Uh, and then now we're going to do our
eight-course tasting menu.
What time are they planning dinner?
I think it's going to be about 8:30, 9:00.
I think the only way rachel knows how to display
her mea culpa is through her culinary skills.
Once you lose the trust that you once had,
it's hard to get it back.
She should be doing her utmost, knock it out of the park.
Am I going to keep a close tab on her?
Absolutely.
I'm just in the get it done mode.
Breathe, breathe, breathe.
And you're off.
Woo!
Jump on deborah, tell her who's boss.
Ow!
We don't want deborah to get hurt, now.
Dearest deborah.
[bleep] off.
[laughing]
you're going to get better deborah, just hold on.
Deborah had a little too much to drink.
I'm going to do a roasted red pepper gazpacho,
chili oil poached crawdads.
Okay.
-Did you enjoy it? -Yes.
-Yes? -It's always fun.
-Super fun? -Seem to be learning quick.
If you're working with a solid crew, the job's pretty easy.
Now we have a solid crew.
Okay, mr. Mardi gras, perfect.
This is way too much, this is a bit mental.
We look so good.
Let's see, totally mardi gras.
-That looks okay, right? -Yeah.
-What do you think? -I like it.
By the way we definitely need to get to know each other better,
because I feel like all we talk about is work.
Sorry.
You got a boyfriend?
[giggling] uh, I don't.
Touchy subject? Let's not talk about it?
No, it's not touchy, it's just,
I got out of like, a relationship, recently.
I get it, honestly.
I feel like I'm definitely jaded by previous relationships,
and when I'm in a relationship, I get very possessive.
Let's just say there's like a very special place in hell
for girls that like try to interfere with your man.
What, so do you have like a physical look you go for?
Tall, short? Blonde?
Um, taller.
I am a hopeless romantic, so with james,
I'm not going to lie, like, I'm really attracted to him.
So you're in to guys that are taller?
[giggling]
she seemed really mad, and--
I feel like I just disrupted you guys.
Sh--.
[sighs]
mardi gras night, eh?
8:30.
We're doing mardi gras in style.
Anything I can do to help you?
God damn.
If you wouldn't mind crushing some ice for me?
Yeah.
One crown, one lobster.
-Big gold chain. -Glasses.
-Ready? -Yeah.
Let's do this.
Does anyone need help?
One, two, three, happy mardi gras!
[cheering]
copy that.
This table scape is amazing.
Purple.
It is amazing.
Okay, you do water.
And then, I'll do wines.
-Okay, you got it? -I've got it, yeah.
I've been to mardi gras.
I'm not a fan, I'm not showing my tits.
I barely have any dignity anyways.
-Crawdad. -I love crawdads.
Ahoo!
But tonight, I have to prove to captain lee
that he did not make a bad decision.
So we're trying to keep it as mardi gras as possible,
but still a little bit, yeah, treat yo self.
Eight courses this evening.
-Wow. -Only eight.
You guys look great.
For your starter, you have a kumamoto oyster
with a micro cilantro and a yuzu pearl.
Sounds delicious, thank you.
-Thank you. -Yay.
-Enjoy. -Oh my gosh.
-Mmm. -It's so refreshing.
She is on it.
Agreed.
Perfect. I'm actually finished with this course.
Yeah.
So, for your second course this evening,
it is a roasted red pepper and bell pepper gazpacho.
-Ooh. -Please enjoy.
-Wow. -Hercules!
-They're too thin. -They're yum.
Is that starch?
- Yeah. - On every napkin?
Yep.
There's a key difference between sailing boats and super yachts.
One's gritty and has, like this grand sense of adventure
and achievement about it, and the other one is cushy
with tons of beautiful people.
There's that motivation to shower every single day.
Yep.
It's got to be perfect.
The fascinator is being passed on.
Oh my god, it works so perfectly.
It really does.
I love a fascinator too, guys.
This is amazing.
Thank you.
This course is lightly sautéed cherry tomato concasse.
Green beans sautéed with pistachio oil.
-Oh my god. -Mm.
Enjoy.
Very good.
Ready, go.
It smells like incense, so good.
Blackwood.
Just act naturally.
Eddie, eddie, lee.
What was that noise, eddie?
So this is happening.
Wow.
It's a smoked andouille sausage and pickled okra.
-That's amazing. -Wow.
That's so cool.
-Ooh, ah! -Rachel, I love it!
Yeah.
Fantastic.
An absolute genius.
Holy [bleep], that's like
the best meat I've ever had in my life.
Yep.
Rachel can ----ing cook.
You have a rib eye blackened on the outside.
Perfection.
Like, that girl is so good with her hands in the kitchen.
Like, if she was a lesbian,
like, you'd be wanting some of that.
Down there.
She's good with these.
So we have a vegetarian gumbo, and some succotash.
My favorite things in the world.
Hey, cap.
We're going to stay at this anchorage tomorrow.
Start putting the slide up about 8:00.
First thing, yep.
For your final course, before the dessert,
you've got mud bugs.
Love my mud bugs, I'm so excited.
How's rob doing?
Good, he's never worked on like the yachts like this,
but he still has like, intuition.
I think he's going to be a good fit.
Good.
-He's doing everything. -Phenomenal.
I mean, literally.
There's not been a bad course.
-No. -No.
No.
-Thanks eddie. -Thank you.
Oh my god.
It's like an orgasm in my mouth.
Is there anything I can get on right now?
If you want you can just go down.
You're doing real good. I appreciate it, man.
-Good night. -Good night.
Hear the crack?
No, I can't eat this.
Fish... It's fish brains, bro.
You need to get over this.
He always said eat the ass, suck the--
or, yeah, suck the head, eat the ass,
yeah, something like that, right?
Yeah.
Y'all are crazy.
Good night.
That is so pretty.
Not classy, I don't care.
Yay!
Happy mardi gras everybody.
That is absolutely stunning.
I'm actually so happy right now.
She did an amazing job today, it was lovely.
I want you to give her a good long night's sleep.
Okay.
She nailed it.
Ah! [bleep]
I was so taken aback by like,
how she was speaking to me yesterday, like--
-oh, really? -I was like, can we talk?
And she literally was just like, no.
And like, would like walk away from me.
She seemed really mad, and confused.
-Hi. -Hey.
Sh--.
You having an awkward conversation,
I feel like I just disrupted you guys talking about something.
No, it's not awkward, she's just asking me how I'm feeling.
Yeah.
Just make sure the deck hose out of the way.
Yes.
She just got really pissed off that I was talking about her.
Well, she's assuming every conversations about her,
then she's probably doing something wrong.
It's not nice, you know?
My team is clearly talking about me behind my back.
It really hurts my feelings.
I don't think I'm making any close friends
on this boat right now.
It does suck, but I don't feel like I can trust
anyone on this boat.
Coming up...
If you need a hand, we can break away
from the important things we're doing.
Francesca puts out some pretty hot vibes.
Tell me more about this lobster crab boil.
I'm just so awkward.
See you in the morning.
It's like a war zone.
Things with francesca are not good right now.
All I can do is show her how hard I can work.
If she really doesn't see that already.
I have the fire under my ass, and the jobs will get done.
So isn't that what matters in the end?
Okay, you left the toilet seat up.
What's wrong with you?
You're welcome.
Good morning.
Thank you.
Ash, do you want to just go quickly
look outside at the table,
and just like take in if we need anything else.
Yep.
Uh, we also need you to rip down these decorations.
Oh.
Not during service, it should have been done last night.
Maybe she forgot.
Move it a bit to the right.
There you go.
Good morning.
Hi, good morning.
Captain, captain, ash, would you like some breakfast?
-About 15 minutes, please. -Copy.
Good morning, captain, today's breakfast special
is the french toast, would you like for me to make you some?
Absolutely.
Copy that.
I'm not the typical gay, I've only seen one broadway show.
You--I can't even sit next to you right now.
[laughing]
how's the wind out there?
9.6.
Let's put a slide up.
-Hey. -Hey, how's it going?
-Did you sleep well? -I did.
What time did you go to bed?
Um, what did I write down? Was it 1:45?
-Did you write on the board? -I did.
Did you--I wrote a little note on the bottom.
Oh, okay, cool. Okay, cool.
-Yeah, um, 1:45. -How come so late?
Um, I had so much to do when they went to bed.
-Okay. -The funfetti--
-oh yeah? -All the pantries.
Okay, cause ideally we don't need you up that late, as well.
I know.
I know you obviously need to get stuff done, but I--
yeah.
You know, we need to just go even quicker.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I'll--I'll go even quicker.
Like, it was a lot.
Now, I'm in trouble because I went to bed too late?
But if you can get going on cabin, master bedroom,
they'd like their sheets changed.
-Hello. -Hello.
-Really? -Yes.
And then I have like, no say against her.
-Cool. -All right, cool, see you.
I have to just take it.
And it's hard.
I hate you, you know that?
Now we need to open this up.
[gasps] ah!
Slides!
Oh, the slide is coming down!
I am done, drizzle.
Thank you.
-Ooh, stunning. -That looks delicious.
Amazing again.
Rachel, rachel, francesca.
Go ahead.
They are obsessed with everything that you're doing.
Copy that.
Hell yeah, you know?
The guests are really digging the food right now,
but there's another person I've got to win over.
Hey captain lee, I made you a special breakfast with love.
Oh, now this is something to wake up to right here, pal.
Eddie, eddie, lee,
why is the slide not up?
I never want to put the slide up. Ever.
It's just something that is such a pain in the ass.
Hate it.
Like, can I wake up and make kale smoothies and stuff?
Oh god, I'd love one, thank you.
Lunch is at when?
Lunch at around 1:00.
About 5:00 we'll have s'mores and a bonfire on the beach.
I love our plan.
This might be the best french toast I've ever had.
Hi.
Here's all the dirty sheets.
Whoa.
We just have to do sheet change for all the guests.
You know what? This is not right.
That's got to be attached to the bottom--oh, god.
So you're saying this is backwards?
How you guys going on the inflating?
Um, we're just standing for at the moment.
Just ----ing inflate the god damn thing.
Come here you son of a bitch.
-Eddie, eddie, lee. -Yeah, go ahead.
How are we coming with the slide, bubba?
We've had better days.
Yeah, I guess you have.
Everything is wrong.
The epitome of a sh-- sandwich.
-The top part up there. -Yeah.
They don't go down there, they go up here.
It's got to come up this way.
That leg right now has to be on this side.
So it's got to rotate 180 degrees.
Oh god.
Nice grab.
Oh guys, you got to see this, it's hilarious looking.
Today's going to be a sh-- day if he's stressed.
God, how you guys [bleep] this up like this?
Oh, sh...
I feel sorry.
[bleep]
I need to get this line here.
I got this, jesus christ.
Careful, captain.
-God damn it. -Oh no!
Oh, shh...
I feel sorry!
[bleep]
I need to get this line here.
I got this, jesus christ.
Ribs are just something that do not heal quickly.
All right.
-Get me a boat hook. -Standard boat hook.
Crazy mother----er.
But if you want something done right,
you've got to do it yourself.
Got this, it's long enough for ya.
Captain lee is like tarzan-ing it over the gunnels.
A little bit crazy, but also like, so bad ass.
-There. -Got it.
Ah, son of a bitch.
All right, we got it.
Take up on the bottom of that.
So, let's drag this, this way.
Get it in.
Got it.
Didn't think the old man had those kind of reflexes, did you?
[chuckles]
all right, let's start inflating the foot again.
We got her now, bud. Good job.
There was nothing good about that.
Jump in.
-Woo! -Yay!
All aboard.
Have fun!
Mother----er, you ----ing ----ing slide.
I'm getting like the dumbest ----ing song stuck in my head.
I've got britney spears on repeat.
Are you coming in?
I did it again?
I like rob, way more than I like everyone else.
He's only really been on the boat for two hours,
but he's not taking the job too seriously,
so what does that say about rob
and what does that say about everyone else?
[chuckles]
I'm looking forward to this. This will be fun.
Is that the one where she's in high school?
She's doing the little dance down the hallway.
Oh yeah.
Gracefully done.
I'd love you do to the bonfire.
Yeah, I would love to do that.
Make sure we've got the champagne flowing.
S'mores and rose.
Yeah.
Perfect.
If you need a hand, we can break away from--
oh, thanks.
- ...The important things we're doing.
Francesca puts out some pretty hot vibes.
If someone's going to set my table,
I want it to be francesca.
Have you done a country boil before?
Never.
Never?
Neither have I. I'm australian.
My specialty is usually epithermal gold systems,
so when it comes to flirting with girls, I am hopeless.
Tell me more about this lobster crab boil.
Well, it's just like a messy seafood feast, I think.
All right.
I'm just so awkward.
We're just chamois-ing, so if you need anything.
I'll let you know.
-All right. -Thank you.
You're welcome.
That doing anything for you?
That was disgusting.
Okay.
Do you guys feel ready for a lunch at 1:00?
I think so, everyone's still planning on it.
I can handle my own clams.
These guys requested a low country boil.
I love this stuff.
You've got maine lobster.
You've got clams, you've got andouille sausage.
I'm sorry, but you request all of this low country boil,
you're going to have it to your heart's content.
Your ass is grass.
We need salt and pepper and we need the butter dishes.
Uh, rachel, rachel.
I hope so too.
Oh, thank you so much.
You're welcome.
Hi.
Are you kidding me?
Well, y'all said, feast.
Y'all enjoy.
Yeah, just grab one.
I like her, though. She coming to me.
Shall we get things sorted for the beach party?
Yeah, two tables, six chairs.
Delicious.
Absolutely delightful.
Bye.
Do you want to have a little bit of an earlier break?
Yeah, yeah.
You've got to be on deck at 4:30.
4:30.
We're going to go for the beach at 4:30 to set up for s'mores.
While we're away, you and rob put away these toys.
Yeah.
[phone ringing]
hi.
It's good.
The chief stew wanted me to step up, so I'm stepping up.
I have a pretty close relationship with my dad.
He's a lawyer in new york, and he busts his ass.
He scares off people,
because he looks like tony soprano
and he's tough and bald.
But he makes me laugh more than anyone.
Really, I love him.
We're running around like--
oh my god.
Holy mother tits, there's that many dishes to do.
Are you hitting the toys?
I'm definitely hitting the toys again.
They're going to love that.
How's your marshmallows coming?
Mm, bomb.
Want to try it?
Just a little bit.
Pure sugar.
It's unicorn time.
Thank you.
Well executed.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[laughing]
I got a smoky quartz crystal to...
Oh do you?
Sublimate any negative energy that might come our way.
Good.
All right, my crew, we're leaving right now.
Thank you, james.
That's the menu for tonight.
Beautiful.
That's about as french as you can get.
Oh yeah.
You guys start setting up, okay?
Stick it in.
-There you go. -Oh yeah.
How the [bleep] does tarzan do this?
Going in.
Wait there.
Prometheus, who was the god of fire,
gave fire to the humans and started civilization.
And that's kind of like what were doing.
[sighs]
-all right. -There you go.
I'm copilot.
Burn, bitch.
That is what I'm talking about.
This one coming out the bunk?
No, she's dry and ----ing sweet.
Welcome.
Now we are going to drink rose and have s'mores.
-Yay, I love it. -Rose, all day.
I wonder what it's going to be like
trying to bring the slide in, in the dark.
There's only one way to find out.
That's very true.
Don't light your stick-on fire.
Might I mention, these are homemade marshmallows,
from rachel.
Oh, of course they are.
Um, they are a dark chocolate lindt.
Can I just get a rose?
Yes, absolutely.
Oh, sh--.
I only have one bottle of the champagne, that's it.
-Have you got any other ones? -No.
Oh, sh--.
I mean, I'm with elizabeth when it comes to francesca
not being the greatest boss, but uh,
I also think that she's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Yes?
They forgot champagne.
How fast can you get back to the boat and back here?
Fast.
Francesca's going to love this. [bleep]
chess, chess, eddie.
Okay, copy that.
Would anybody like any water?
Sparkling or still?
I guess so.
-They forgot the champagne? -I guess so.
-What the [bleep] -I know.
What the [bleep]?
Would anybody like any water?
Sparkling or still?
Champagne, please.
Absolutely, and I have refills of water.
I mean, really.
You're the best.
Yes, everything's still good.
Yay.
I'm okay.
Woo!
The sound of rose!
It's always a party when champagne's a popping.
[laughing]
ash, I am going to go start pulling for dinner.
Various sheets that we've turned over today.
Which ones?
-The-- -in the master?
All of them.
Oh, okay. You changed all of them?
-Yeah. -Why?
That's what elizabeth told me that you said to her.
Master bedroom, they'd like their sheets changed.
I said change the master.
Okay.
I wish I knew that.
Dammit.
Elizabeth doesn't listen ever.
Goes through one ear and out the other.
Swear to god.
Would you change sheets if you didn't have to change sheets?
I wouldn't.
Listen, I'm the one giving instruction.
Less--less job to do.
Frustrating.
Is there like, lavender in the marshmallow?
-Yes. -Rose.
Yes, rosewater.
It's amazing.
I would have been into camping a lot more as a kid
if I had campfires and s'mores like this.
Well, maybe my parents would have sent me glamping.
Oh my god, the sun is setting.
-It's so pretty. -It's so nice!
It's all about selfies.
Oh my god, I'm dying for a swim, though.
Captain lee, captain lee, francesca.
Go ahead, chess.
I just had a quick question, do you think, uh,
ash and I could just jump in the water really quickly?
Absolutely, everybody's off the boat.
Take a break and enjoy yourself.
Thanks so much.
Oh my god, I'm so excited.
Oh my god, let's go down the slide.
Holy [bleep] I'm going to freak out.
[screaming]
[screams]
so childish.
[screaming and laughing]
so romantic.
So romantic?
I would do so many things just to jump in this water right now.
Do it in nighttime mode. Do it in nighttime mode.
It automatically goes to nighttime mode.
Ash and francesca just went into the water,
I heard on the radio.
-Really? -Yeah, for a swim.
Are you annoyed they went for a swim?
-Do I seem like it? -Yeah.
-[laughing] -you do.
I feel like francesca thinks that ash
is like the perfect angel, and I'm a demon.
I just wonder if like, if I was staying back,
if like that would happen.
-If that would happen? -That's all.
Lobster claws, and you got your favorite clams,
and a little bit of corn on the cob.
Oh, thank you so much, rachel.
Wow, that looks delicious.
I don't know if she likes me, you know?
How's everything else going?
Well, apart from forgetting the champagne,
that was quite a big one.
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
captain lee said to me, you know,
I really hope elizabeth makes it to the end of the season.
He said that?
He said that today.
He likes you.
Yeah, I know, but its like, I'm kind of like,
well, yeah, I better make it to the end of the season.
-Yeah. -Well, if he likes you then--
don't [bleep] around then.
She takes one step forward
and then two steps back all the time.
She didn't take off the decorations from the ceiling.
Plus, she forgot the champagne.
I mean, I know there's a lot of work
on for this charter season. You know?
What's going to happen with her if she keeps giving me
such a hard time for like, little things, you know?
We can go ahead and replace her.
But it's late in the season.
....
How's it going?
The most stressful thing in the world, trust me.
60 ----ing plates of food.
She has no room for error, at all.
All right, it's about to get hard ----ing core in here.
Are you ready for an adventure, donkey?
[donkey braying]
oh yeah.
He's loving that.
Oh yeah, we got it.
I feel like your priorities are just really in the wrong spot.
Why?
And like--
why don't you go and speak to captain lee?
And she's a ----ing twat.
You guys are talking about me, do you want to involve me?
[bleep]