Usly, on "below deck"... -Who am I throwing it to? -Just throw it to somebody.
Are you kidding me?
I need some help. I can't do this all myself.
Shane's gonna get somebody killed.
We are here to work!
I don't think james realizes what he is getting himself into.
This is not a vacation at all.
Number two, dax and max... Millennial city.
Where is all their money coming from?
Probably just, like, mommy and daddy's pocket?
Woo!
I don't need wifi, I just need a drink.
Here are some epaulettes for you...
Second for the moment, as long as you
don't stuff up the captain's uniform.
Is that our stewardess?
Do you need any help carrying in your bags?
No, actually, my bag got lost in transit.
-Oh sh--. -This is all I got.
-Guests hop on at 12:00. -Today?
-Yeah. -What the hell am I doing?
Yes...
She didn't do them?
What are you still doing up?
I do need you up, like, super early.
-Oh, darling! Oh! -Oh, my god!
Wait, go lay down next to her.
-Oh, yeah? -Yeah.
On top of her, or next to her?
-On top of her. -On...
No way!
Oh, darling!
It's okay, it's okay.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my god.
-No! -No, it's not.
-I did this on day one. -I'm just really tired.
Where is your bag?
It was in miami yesterday.
It was meant to be in antigua today.
Today has just, like, really tested me.
-Yeah. -Yeah, I understand.
Okay. So you're going to bed now.
-Okay, thanks. -That's okay.
Breaks my heart.
She's been working so hard all day,
she's been thrown straight into the deep end.
Oh, my god.
And now she's crying in front of her boss.
She's probably embarrassed.
I regret crying in front of captain lee, for sure.
[sniffling] I'm just tired.
Yeah.
I feel so bad for her.
Oh, my god, this so needs to be cleaned.
[sighs] ah.
You and him are gonna be late tonight.
I'll have my radio on me.
You, on the other hand, can go down soon,
and then get up early, at 7:30.
Easy.
-How you feeling? -I'm exhausted.
Today was really stressful for me.
There's obviously some serious kinks
that need to get ironed out.
Shane needs a lot more teaching,
and james is not getting the message
that this is not a vacation.
There's no part of it that's been stressful.
Hm, that's good, I'm glad you're not stressed.
I shouldn't be this tired this early on in the season.
My back's killing me from carrying everyone.
Bridge deck aft is a ----ing disaster.
That needs to be done.
I need you all on deck at 8:00 in the morning.
All right, come on.
Can I have another scotch?
Can I have a glass of red wine, please?
-Yes, of course. -Old-fashioned.
Coming right up.
Oh, man.
I want you to go to bed, yeah.
-Are you sure? -Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, let's go outside. I'm not tired yet.
Last one there's a rotten egg!
Oh... Oh, my god.
Mom, we're eating sushi off this, like, naked woman.
-Yes. -Bad.
Just bringing my margarita to bed.
-Sorry. -Oh, my god.
There's a motorized surfboard that we're gonna ride.
Have a beach picnic.
Oh, my god.
Really?
Mom, I love you.
I'm gonna call you first thing in the morning tomorrow.
Call me tomorrow.
All right, love you, bye.
My mom needs to be here.
How's it going?
Good. Everyone's just taking it
so, so seriously at the moment.
I have a question...
Why is a good-looking guy like him
working on a yacht like this?
-Whoa? -That's a good question.
You know who you look like? Tom hardy.
[snaps] that's a good shout-out.
Thank you.
We're fast becoming friends.
-Francesca. -Yes?
That's the hottest guy, right there.
The hottest guy?
I think I'm worried about my boyfriend.
Out of all the guys, is that your favorite,
tom hardy right there?
I don't know, they're all my favorite.
That's a "no," isn't it?
All right, I'm gonna go to bed.
Cheers, good night, guys.
Yeah, we'll catch you guys later.
-Oh, okay. -Good night.
See you in the morning.
I can wash these up, don't worry.
-No, no, no, I'll do it. -Yeah? No, it's okay.
No, I wanna get on your good side.
-Leave me alone, let me wash... -You are on my good...
Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze.
-Okay. Well, good night. -Good night.
James is such a funny character.
James needs to focus more on the job
and less on his tom hardy ass and less on me.
That's hilarious.
Let's go to bed.
[yawning]
[groaning]
I hate my life.
[alarm beeping]
whew, my arms are tired.
It's a moment on the lips, forever on the hips.
Hello, darling, you little trouper.
So good.
I am feeling so much better than last night.
I got, like, five hours' sleep.
Five is good.
I just knocked right out.
I still have no underwear, makeup, face creams.
Today, I think, will be a big day.
Yeah, wish me luck.
We got this.
-Yo. -Yo.
-You up? -Yeah.
Cool.
Mm-hmm.
I can't.
What the [bleep] is this?
It's too damn early for this sh--.
The deck is a mess.
Are those onions?
It's like a frickin' jackson pollack painting.
I'm really disappointed in james.
This is just complete disrespect for anybody else on the crew.
Good morning, and how are you doing?
It is very hard to sleep on a boat.
-Yeah. -We're just cleaning up.
We'll be finished in a minute
and out of your guys' hair, okay?
That's why.
That's why this sh-- needs to be done at night.
Do you want me to grab some buckets?
Once they open up outside, I wanna go out there.
-Oh, my god. -I know.
-We're gonna have to... -Wash these?
-Wash these. -Yeah.
Morning.
Did you sleep well?
No.
See you in a little bit.
All righty.
-It's a double rainbow! -It's a double rainbow!
You know what that means, right?
We're gonna have a good day?
No, it means absolutely ----ing nothing.
[laughs] okay.
[yawns]
[scrubbing, water trickling]
goddamn this ----ing thing.
Sure.
It still needs a lot of work, but...
Yeah.
A lot better than it was.
Toss those in the bosun's locker,
and we will go away from here.
After this, get on to drinks for the beach picnic, the spicy...
-Margaritas... -Spicy marg...
Or skinny margaritas. Perfect.
Yeah.
Filthy children.
Oh, yeah, definitely.
Yeah, just have a seat.
I'm looking forward to it.
[bleep]
you can pretty much have anything that you'd like.
Rachel suggests lobster benedict.
-Maybe lobster benedict, please. -Yeah.
-Thanks. -Yeah, I wanna try it.
I'll do the same.
-Lobster benedict? -Sure.
I just want some protein bars or just something.
[bleep] oh...
Jameson.
Doing okay.
Ugh.
Four lobster benedicts.
-Boom, genius. -They'll love it.
Bridge deck aft was a ----ing disaster this morning.
What was wrong with it?
Did you look under the table?
Uh...
Well, that's your job. You gotta look under the table.
Nothing was cleaned up there.
It was a ----ing disaster.
That is inexcusable.
That needs to be done every time.
[scoffs] yeah.
Coming up...
Francesca, francesca, eddie.
Is it okay if I bring the guests?
Right now, we're way behind.
You guys need to get those chairs set up, now.
[grunting]
I think he needs help by the... By the anchor.
I'm on it in my own time.
That looks so delicious.
Luke, how many mimosas have you had this morning?
This is my second.
Luke's starting off strong.
-Thank you. -Yes, thank you.
Oh, our food's here.
Oh, that looks good.
Thank you.
Oh, that looks money.
So good.
Max gets happy when he gets to eat.
Good.
How are you all doing?
-Good. -Good.
I'm really stoked on this anchorage.
As you can see, it is beautiful.
We are right along a gorgeous stretch of beach here.
Jet skis are gonna happen!
-Jacuzzi? -Jacuzzi?
You can go use it right now, if you want.
-All right. -We love it.
Yeah.
We're gonna have a good today, team.
I can feel it.
Ah, darn it... Other way.
It's all right, you can just flip it around.
-Morning. -Good morning.
How's everybody doing?
Today I was thinking if you guys would like to do,
like, a mexican-themed picnic.
-Mm-hmm. -Yes.
-Ooh, that sounds good.
-You good with that? -That sounds really good.
Awesome, and then what about, if weather permitting,
a barbeque upstairs?
-Yeah. -Yes.
We can do, like, a surf and turf on the grill...
-Yeah. -Yeah!
-With some corn. -Yeah.
Tonight, I wanna do a nice little barbeque
with all the guests.
I think they'll really enjoy being in the hot tub.
This says college kid enjoyment to the fullest.
"I'm on a yacht in a jacuzzi eating dinner,"
you know what I mean? [laughs]
like, this is epic.
-All right. -I'm down.
Great.
Francesca and eddie, you got a second to run to the wheelhouse?
-Copy that. -Awesome.
-Enjoy. -Awesome.
-Thank you. -Awesome.
Thank you.
I am so full, ugh.
Hello, captain lee.
Howdy, howdy.
How much time you gonna need for setup for the beach picnic?
Forty-five minutes.
Then you're probably gonna do it around 2:00?
Yes.
I'd like to try and get everything in one run.
One run.
-Okay. -Yeah.
-Thank you very much. -Thank you.
Yeah, let's.
So, guys, who wants to be on water duties today?
I've never done it before, so...
You've never been on a jet ski before?
-Never. -Okay.
-You wanna do it? -Okay.
Previous boats I've worked on,
I was never given the opportunity to learn,
because the ----ing pieces of sh-- on my last boat
always told me I couldn't do it.
Go nice and slow, and winch up.
Keep going... Keep going...
Having that stuff told to me, I've, like, let it fester.
I need to learn to not do that, because otherwise,
it's gonna be just a real ----ing emotional season.
Okay, that's good, there we go.
You're through with the coffee as well?
-Mm-hmm. -Okay.
It was just a little too sweet this morning.
Okay, no problem.
I see you up very, very early.
Yeah.
How's everything else?
Ash is just getting straight into it.
She's just great.
Does she know how to iron properly?
-Yes. -All right.
Y'all can go down and get on some jet skis.
-Cool! -Let's do it.
Okay, here we go.
[shouting]
bunch of goddamn children.
Please don't run into the side of the boat either, guys.
[engines rumbling]
[screams] ah!
That's gonna leave a mark.
Ta-da!
Would you mind pulling all the alcohol for the beach setup?
Sure.
Start freeing up all the beach chairs
that we're gonna be bringing.
Probably bring the umbrella and the umbrella stand.
-We'll just take white claw... -Yeah.
A couple of beers.
We haven't done a full beach setup
with the full lunch yet on this yacht.
-Spicy margarita. -That's done, perfect.
We're basically making a temporary yacht environment
off the yacht, and it needs to look on point.
Elizabeth, francesca.
Go ahead.
We need to make a new sunscreen basket, please.
Yeah... No, definitely.
Mm.
Oh, my grip's going.
Would it be possible to get mac and cheese balls?
Okay, yeah, I'll ask her if she can do that today.
I really want the mac and cheese balls.
James, could you make sure these jet-surfs are washed off?
Yeah.
You two are coming to the beach.
Okay.
-You got a 200-ton license? -Yeah.
Are you comfortable driving the rescue tender?
I don't feel comfortable taking
a whole bunch of intoxicated people.
Okay.
The guests are requesting mac and cheese balls.
I can do whatever for the guests...
Elizabeth, if they ask for anything like that,
can you just let me know as well?
Okay.
Because there can be a miscommunication.
I just went straight to her because...
Yeah, no, I know. Thank you, that would be great.
All right.
Okay. I'll see you guys soon.
For mac and cheese balls?
Lately, I've been having a little bit of doubt,
just because of the way that I was given the two stripes.
-Epaulettes for you. -Yes.
Second... For the moment.
Yes?
You're the second stew, but we'll see.
I feel like I'm walking on eggshells here, and it sucks.
This job makes you, like, so tired.
All right, go around, we'll grab that bow line.
-On it. -Let's go.
Ah!
Yeah.
[all chanting] show it, show it!
I might need help with this one.
[grunting] oh!
I have a cramp in my hand.
-Um... -Interior, interior,
one of you girls can come on the next tender run to assist.
Copy.
I am literally starving.
Yeah, I'm so hungry.
For sure.
James, james, eddie.
Okay, I see how this is.
Yeah, dude.
How y'all doing?
-Good, how are you? -We're good, how are you?
-Good. -One, two, three.
A little crazed.
I'm ready to rock and roll.
What in the world are they doing down there?
[laughter]
can we come down?
Very soon.
Fantastic.
Francesca, francesca, eddie.
Go ahead, eddie.
Is it okay if we bring the guests along with the food?
God.
If one of the interior can come, that would be great.
Yeah, copy that, we'll be there shortly.
Great, thank you.
-You're gonna come now. -Okay.
They're hungry.
I am literally starving.
Yeah, I'm so hungry.
When do you think we're gonna leave?
-You guys okay? -Yeah.
Okay.
Double-time it back.
Copy that.
The guests are really hungry, and right now, we're way behind.
You guys need to get those chairs set up, now.
It makes us look like amateurs.
That's not good.
I'm frigging starving.
Coming up...
I feel like I need something stiff
I feel like anything that moves, you'd like to poke.
Nonsense.
Yeah.
Probably knock his hip outta place.
You guys need to get those chairs set up, now.
I'm frigging starving.
Ashling, ashling, lee.
Go ahead, captain.
Get all the guests down to the swim platform.
We're gonna make an immediate transfer.
No, no, no, just push it... Push the whole thing into the...
Hey, guys, if you wanna come on down.
-Woo! -We're ready.
Hurry up, hurry up.
I'm so excited to eat, holy sh--.
Can you pop some things there, so it doesn't blow over?
-Yeah. -Thanks.
-For right now, yep. -Yes.
I'm so hungry.
I know, we haven't ate in hours.
I'm just so hungry.
Here come the guests.
-I see them. -We're almost there.
-Woo! -Oh, no.
Oh, are they still just getting it ready?
Oh sh--.
-Are we gonna eat now? -Let's go!
They're hungry.
I need some shots of tequila or something.
-You guys want any drinks? -Yes, drinks!
-Yes! -Yes.
Where is the pitcher of margarita?
You look scary.
Yeah?
Oh, why?
I don't know, sorry.
Oh, it's in the refrigerator.
That's my mistake.
Ash, ash, francesca.
I need the pitcher of margarita...
Copy.
...That is in the galley fridge.
It's always something, man.
I'm, like, really hungry.
Can we just go sit at the table?
Those jugs better be full when it gets over there.
Wait, that's not quite full!
-Get outta here! -Going!
Welcome to your beach picnic.
-Woo. -Mexican-themed.
You've got corn and flour tortillas,
pineapple-mango salsa with a little bit
-of tahin inside of it. -Yum.
And then you have grouper with a little bit of chipotle.
-It's amazing. -We're so hungry.
-Thank you, guys. -Thank you.
-Enjoy. -Wow, yum!
These quesadillas are really good.
Thank you.
I wanna hop in the water so bad.
Oh, my god, yeah.
This fish is really good.
Hm?
Do you have any sunscreen for the guests?
Um... No.
Wow.
All right.
Sunscreen's on bridge deck aft.
Just go ahead and bring that over, please?
Sh--. [sighs] copy.
[sighs] oh [bleep] me.
As a second stewardess, you need to show initiative.
I can't train that, it needs to be already ingrained in you.
I cannot think for a second and third stew.
This is what I need them to do.
I think we should just go play golf.
Yeah, let's go play golf.
All right, ready?
Yeah.
[bleep]
watch this.
Nice stance, stick the butt out.
That was a good swing!
-That was better than luke! -Woo!
Let's take shots!
Ash, ash, elizabeth.
Do you think you could get some shot glasses and tequila?
Copy that.
Don't know where shot glasses are, ah.
Seriously?
Yeah, there's a lot of lifting on this job.
All righty, that's all ready for you guys.
[sharp exhale]
-copy. -Copy.
Nice.
Get dax! Get dax!
Yeah!
Oh, my god.
Cheers.
-Ah. -Ah.
What am I doing?
I'm breathing for a second.
Is the boat coming? Are we allowed to go back now?
The guests would like to depart the beach now.
Copy that, on my way.
Okay, eddie's on his way.
I'm gonna jump in the water... No.
-How are you? -Good, man.
You're great?
Just trying not to frigging crash the boat.
Cool.
On the beach, let me know when you guys
are all put away and ready to go.
Boom.
Copy.
How was the beach?
It was awesome.
Ah.
Yep.
Right, line up.
-Thank you. -Thanks, jeeves.
Hot tub sounds really nice, though.
Yeah.
The hot tub does sound like the move.
I think I'm gonna go to the hot tub right now.
Ooh.
-Oh! -Don't get too excited.
Are we good?
Let me just touch your leg there.
Ah, that was really sharp.
Ash, ash, francesca. I'm back from the beach.
You can go on break now.
Copy that.
Ah... Ah...
Ow, you're right, I just got a poky one too.
Yeah, they're so painful.
They're... They're little spikes.
That's like one of the most painful things
I've ever experienced.
Well, actually, no.
I've been paralyzed once.
Really?
Holy...
[gasps]
-it was... -What... How...
It was on my first yacht season.
What happened?
I was sick for three weeks,
and then my immune system just attacked my nervous system.
[whistles]
well, I've got an autoimmune disorder,
so it's called guillain-barre syndrome.
Your whole body seizes up and you lose all your reflexes,
and you lose all sensation in your skin.
So it was basically shoulders down, I couldn't move.
So yeah, I had to re-learn to walk after that,
and I still have fatigue from it
that I'll have for the rest of my life.
But I don't like to feel inadequate.
-Great hustle. -Thanks.
-Nice job, seriously. -Thanks, eddie.
This is my first time sitting down.
I haven't even taken a piss today.
Eddie, eddie, lee.
Come on!
Yes?
Got a second to come to the wheelhouse?
On my way.
-Hey, cappy. -How you doing, bud?
-I'm good, how are you? -I'm good.
Yeah.
Today was an unusual day.
-Yeah. -Sh-- went haywire.
Give me an assessment on the interior staff.
So what I've been noticing,
I think there's a lapse of communication between everybody.
Francesca's definitely taking a very large role
in the responsibility
and of course she's gonna be stressed out.
The crew cannot blame this on
we're just learning how to work with each other.
You can't tell me that these people have worked on boats
and they don't know what to put in a ----ing picnic basket.
They know better, they're just not doing it.
But trust me... They will.
I've got other things to do than go out
and pick up slack for these yoyos.
Yeah, I can't keep going like this.
The last dinner for these guests.
No.
I'd actually love to.
I feel like anything that moves, you'd like to poke.
Nonsense.
Yeah.
I'd feel bad afterwards.
Probably knock his hip out of place.
[laughter]
for dinner.
We all agreed we wanna get dressed...
-Like... -And showered, and...
Okay. More of a...
-Yeah, so a sit-down. -Sit-down dinner, yeah.
Yeah, that's great.
Francesca, francesca, elizabeth.
The guests just informed me that they want
to eat dinner out on bridge deck aft table.
Copy, can you pull silver and bread plates, too?
[on radio] ces, ces, rachel.
[radio static]
or not...
[toilet flushes]
that looks great.
Well, that's ----ing great.
Francesca, francesca, rachel.
Go ahead.
Did dinner move?
Yes, it's bridge deck aft now.
Now I'm gonna have to actually take everything down
to the galley, stage it, standby,
and reheat it and re-plate it now.
This is no communication.
This is ----ed at this point.
Coming up...
I'm gonna be very frank.
If people don't start stepping up to the plate,
we will make changes.
All right, well, let's do it.
Let's have some food and get changed.
Right now, nobody's in the water, we're good.
-Go get in your blacks. -Good work, everybody.
Thanks.
Let me talk to you for a second.
-You're doing great. -Thank you.
And I wanna say how wonderful it is that
you came to me and was like, "I don't feel comfortable."
I know you have the experience.
-Yeah. -Okay.
Seriously.
Yeah, I always, like...
I have, like, a bit of an unsure moment
of myself at first, and then when I get
in my groove, I'm like, I'm fine.
I know, I'm sure.
So just be confident, let that confidence drive your energy,
and you're gonna do great.
-Yeah. -Cool.
-That was terrible! -That was sh--.
Be confident!
What the [bleep] did I do with it?
Oh, jesus.
One of you guys go stay on deck with her, help her.
The other one, do a load of towels.
Mm.
Oh, dear.
-Sweet! -Wow.
Oh, very nice.
James, I swear to god bridge deck aft
better be spotless tonight.
Chill out.
Copy that, thanks, pal.
Oh, there's masks!
Rachel, rachel, francesca.
They're all seated at the table.
Copy, we're running plates now.
-Go and take this. -Okay, cool.
Oh, my god, that smells delicious.
This is the gambero rosso.
That is the biggest shrimp I've ever seen.
Broccoli salad...
So in your salad you've got roasted broccoli
with a golden apple and pine nut...
Awesome, thank you.
Enjoy.
The lobster is unbelievable.
Oh.
That's some good steak, right there.
-Uh-oh. -It's amazing.
Ash, ash, francesca.
Go ahead.
You gotta go to bed. I do need you up at 6:30.
Oh, my god, my back.
[grunts]
there's a large chance I'll be hungover tomorrow.
I think dinner was a success.
-Complete success. -Guaranteed success.
Gosh, you look tired.
I am really tired.
Good night, bra.
Good night.
All these bruises, jesus christ.
-Good night! -See you in the morning.
Oh.
-Go to bed. -All right.
-You all right up here? -Yep.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
[yawns]
how'd you sleep?
-Good. -Nice.
Thank god.
Hey, james cleaned... Amazing.
He did his job.
Boom.
What time you think the guests are getting up this morning?
I'd say probably like 11:00.
Like when they're supposed to get off?
[gasps] ah!
[bleep]
oh, I didn't see that.
Nobody saw that.
Good morning.
-Yes. -What time is breakfast at?
I can go check in the galley.
Okay, then what time's the after-party at?
Right now.
Come on, strong guy.
[grunting]
all right, hold that... Just hold it, don't let go.
[grunting]
you need to eat some wheaties, boy.
Dude, [bleep] off.
[laughter]
drink your mimosa.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
-Eddie, eddie, lee. -Go for eddie.
-Prep for pulling the hook. -Copy that.
How do I wake myself up? I need to eat...
Oh, that hurts. I have to be wide awake.
Chain leading off, moving quickly.
I think she might be off the bottom.
How'd the chain come up?
Clean.
Are you guys hungry for some breakfast now?
Rachel's suggestion... Duck confit and waffles.
Perfect.
I think I'll do the same please.
I'll third that.
Fourth.
-Ta-da! -Ta-da!
Duck confit and waffles.
Chicken and waffles is amazing, but everybody's doing it.
I wanna, like, kick it up a notch.
So I've decided to do a duck confit and belgian waffles...
Savory, herbaceous, it's yumtastic.
Okay, it'll take me a couple minutes, literally, no joke.
Appreciate the effort you did on the bridge deck aft.
Yeah.
-Great. -Is this a kumquat?
It might be.
-Thank you. -There you go.
-There it is. -How's the duck?
It's really good.
It's good.
This duck is bomb dot com.
Deck crew, let's get ready, we're on our final approach.
Six feet off.
Headed out to the wing station.
-Grab it, grab it, grab it... -I've got it.
He's got it.
Sweet. We're good.
That's an improvement.
Deck crew, thank you.
Great job.
[bleep] yeah.
[grunts]
-I'm taking the robe. -We're not taking the robe.
Let's do it.
I need everyone in their whites,
on the aft deck, in five.
You did take my epaulettes off my shirt.
Have you found... Have you found another set of epaulettes?
On your shirt.
Oh, who gives a [bleep] then?
Because I was running around, stressing,
looking for my epaulettes.
Suck my epaulettes.
[laughs] there you go.
Thank you.
Hello.
-Thank you so much. -Thank you.
See you later.
-Thank you so much. -Bye.
Appreciate it. We had a fantastic time.
The only thing that was less than ideal
was how long it took us to get to the beach.
We all really wanted to get off to the land.
But besides that, all of our meals were great,
and I had a blast.
-Yeah. -Thank you guys very much.
-Thank you, mr. Lee. -Thank you.
-Thank you guys again. -Bye.
Thank you, see you later.
We're such a mess.
No, we're not, we're perfect.
Deck crew, get in your blues,
get everything covered up.
All right, come on, girlies.
Yeah.
Oh, this is a nice-smelling one.
Attention, all crew, in the crew mess in five.
Get your ass over, bosun.
Yes, sir.
Charter two, in the books.
We didn't do as well as some.
Everybody needs to step up their game.
Because francesca and eddie
are carrying most of the heavy workload.
So if people don't start stepping up to the plate,
we will make changes.
Coming up...
When eddie stresses out, all the other deckhands stress out,
and I'm thinking, what am I doing here?
I can stick this job out, but do I wanna?
I dunno.
Everybody needs to step up their game.
Francesca and eddie are carrying most of the heavy workload.
So we need to work on being proactive, not reactive.
We're not on a goddamn vacation here.
Start getting the job done, or you'll be replaced.
It's that simple.
They did leave us $1,000 apiece,
which I think we dodged a bullet.
-Thanks, elizabeth. -Thank you, captain.
Nice job.
Sh-- tip.
They've got money. Spread it about a little bit.
Thank you, cap.
Does anybody have anything they'd like to say?
Comment? Complain?
I'm open.
Now is the time to bitch or complain.
All right, guys. Thank you.
-Thank you, captain lee. -Thanks, captain.
There really is a lack of communication from francesca.
But I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt,
because she has to be my eyes and ears.
So I don't wanna burn that bridge just yet.
Let's do this, girls. Start stripping beds.
Full wash-down, top to bottom.
It's really hard to get it perfect.
-It is. -That looks good, though.
I don't wanna get kicked off this boat.
We gotta exceed captain's expectations.
Yeah, man. Some suitcase on the dock.
Oh, it'll be ashling's, because it got lost in transit.
Woohoo! Yay!
Ooh [bleep] that now.
Clean underwear! Clean clothes!
Like, part of me has arrived, thank god.
My shampoo and my fake tan
that has ----ing exploded everywhere.
♪ uh, uh, just let it be... ♪
stop it! Stop it!
♪ you know it's just you and me... ♪
-stop it. -♪ one boat... ♪
-get outta here. -♪ now's my time to shine ♪
that was bad. That was, like, really bad.
I feel like one morning, shane, you're just gonna wake up
and eddie's just gonna be sewing your mouth shut.
-So good at that. -At what?
Just being scatterbrained and, like, starting something else.
Oh, yeah, I know.
Am I start soaping?
Yeah, yeah.
I actually didn't think he'd be good in my team.
Oh, no.
Him and elizabeth would just be, like, scatterbrains together.
Yeah.
To be fair, first charter,
elizabeth stepped up to the plate.
But the second charter, I'm starting to have
to micromanage elizabeth, and I don't like that.
She's just not bringing it.
Where is it? Where did it go?
I couldn't do your job.
I'd lose my ----ing mind doing your job.
All right.
We have french dressing, artichoke dip, honey ranch.
Finish up kinda what you're working on right now,
and then we're gonna drink some beers.
Yeah.
Cupboards looking good.
-Okay. -Thank god.
Oh, okay, cool.
Then you guys are happy to have a little rest.
Yeah.
No, we're not happy to have rest.
Yeah.
-Do you like this? -That's cute.
But it's all right, I've febrezed myself.
-Yes. -Do you know who spicoli is?
Yeah, everybody knows who ----ing spicoli is.
Far out, dude!
Far out.
-We good to go? -Woo!
-Here we go! -Great.
Okay, can we try this deer in the headlights?
Yeah, trying the deer in the headlights.
One, two, three.
Roller coaster, one, two, three.
[thunder rumbling]
-thank you. -Hey, yeah.
-I have fripples. -What's fripples?
Cold nipples.
Can I get an amaretto sour?
The grilled beef.
And I'll have the beef tartar.
I can drink a little bit.
If anyone needs a drinking buddy, I'm game.
8:00 a.M. On deck.
[laughter]
oh!
I feel like we're the youngest people
in here by about 40 years.
Wait, what? How old are you?
-I'm 26. -Oh, I'm 25.
Oh sh--.
Growing up, I've always had the high level of,
like, maturity, I guess you could say.
I'm almost 35.
That's all right.
Have you heard my riddle yet?
Man walks into a bar...
Mm-hmm.
And the bartender tips his hat
and says, "nice haaaat."
[groaning] oh.
Whereas a person like shane,
I think he's, like, on a different level.
It's the worst riddle ever.
Sorry, shane.
Eddie, we definitely need another drink, don't we?
We got a bar right next door we can got to.
That's the best sh-- idea you've had yet, bosun.
Sunshine, that is you.
All right, where is the bar?
Hold on, you bought the last round last time.
I've got this.
We got a whole dance floor.
Surrounded by tall women... Love it.
Eddie, you getting some shots in?
Cheers to not punching each other in the face, thank you.
-Cheers. -Cheers.
Love each other!
Second charter down!
I wanna start launching the anchor.
Okay.
So it's three things, yeah?
It's three things...
The pinch brake, drum brake, and the clutch.
Pinch brake... Is that...
That's the one that tightens.
A drum brake is, like... It's what's on your car wheels.
You gotta go down below into the chain locker,
and there's a lever.
I can show some drinking games on the boat.
That's when you know you've had a good time.
What?
Cab time.
Make it happen.
All right, party people.
[yawning]
ah, why is it so ----ing cold?
Oh, god.
Do you still wanna eat something?
What'd you have in mind?
What am I doing here?
I'm not here to have a stressed-out work environment.
So what do you think the solution could ever be?
Yeah, but you can't deal with it
for just another, like, few weeks?
Yeah, I can stick this job out, but do I wanna?
I dunno.
It's slowly sinking in.
It's depressing.
Coming up...
I might go cash out for an hour.
Like, what the [bleep]?
It's an absolute slap in the face to me and my team.
[snoring]
[sighs] oh.
Oh.
[phone ringing]
hello, what's going on, mummy dearest? You all right?
Yeah, it has to be a quick one.
Last night, I was having a bad day.
Yeah. Yeah, no, [bleep] it, yeah, I'm all right now.
It was just one of them days.
I needed my mum to support me, because I'm very delicate.
Last night, they all upset me a bit.
No, they're coming on tomorrow.
We're just cleaning the boat for now.
Right, I've gotta go, I need to do some work.
I'll catch you in a bit, bye-bye.
My mum absolutely loves the fact that I'm in yachting.
She literally loves just going out for lunch with old friends.
"oh, my son goes on superyachts and he travels the world."
I've got a path, and I know where I'm going.
She supports me, so I don't really wanna let her down.
I'm not going anywhere.
Dude, so what was it you were chatting about last night?
You said you're not having enough fun,
so you're thinking of...
I was in a bit of a weird mood last night, to be fair.
I think I got a bit fed up.
With what?
Just everyone's just taking sh-- too seriously.
Reckon it's your commitment issues coming through.
Could be, six weeks is a long time.
It is.
You know, I'm not gonna let you pull the plug early, bro.
-No. -You're in it.
No [bleep] I'll stick it out.
♪ make some ----ing money, money, money, money♪
[breathing deeply] oh.
Ah.
I need to learn how to, like, perfectly iron pants.
They're called "railroad tracks."
I was in rotc for, like, eight years.
Oh, my god, can you tech me right now?
-What's "rotc?" -reserve officer training corps.
Oh, my god, please teach me right now.
Okay, so the second that you do it, you readjust them.
And then you've got, like, these, like, multiple lines.
-Yes. -And it looks like sh--.
It has happened, yeah.
-Yeah. -Yeah?
Give it to me real quick?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, let me see.
Slowly, like, work...
You don't apply pressure, you don't have to...
And just make sure that these are all right.
Just work it through, like, softly.
You'll get there.
I would have never guessed that rachel was in rotc.
But at the same time, now that I know,
it makes, like, complete sense.
Like, you get rated on your uniform, and
I had to have a six constantly.
[gasps] that's the highest you can get.
She's so direct and so honest and so herself.
And I feel an affinity with her in that sense,
because, like, so am I.
I feel like she's like my soul sister.
Ironing's not like this, it's like this, yeah.
It's kind of like what I'm doing, like, lightly?
Yeah, exactly at first.
-And just... -You're not, like...
-Pay attention. -Thank you.
Sorry, I'm, like, a weirdo.
A renaissance woman, right?
No, it's called ocd.
[laughter]
tell you what, mate, I can ----ing hang a hose.
Oops.
I mean, to be honest, like, dude, also, like,
catching up on my sleep so I perform better
when it counts, tomorrow.
Physically, I'm drained,
because a deckhand gets about six hours
of sleep a night, which for me is not healthy.
I don't need you.
Fifteen-hour days, nine hours of sleep;
15-hour days, nine hours of...
Wait, no, you definitely don't get nine hours of sleep.
Let me... Let me say that again.
I might go cash out for an hour.
There's 24 hours in a day.
I'm getting six hours of sleep.
That means I'm working ----ing 18 hours a day.
That's not good.
I should probably put some sunscreen on.
Oh, wow, this fridge is looking good.
[snoring]
like, what the [bleep]?
I find you taking a ----ing nap when everyone else is working.
Good god.
Why is he ----ing sleeping?
Next, on "below deck"...
Charter number three.
Here we come.
Tim's a trial attorney celebrating his fiftieth.
I need a ketle one and soda with lots of ice.
Could I get a vodka soda?
Is this fake crabsticks?
Don't ----ing judge me for my toast.
Always eating.
I can't help myself.
Are you getting in trouble?
What's going on in here?
Do you see, like, it's a little bit of a mess?
Does she understand that we're on a superyacht?
These are so tight.
You all right, izzy?
Yeah, I've just got a, um...
All righty, then.