1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:06,000 Fantasy by Mariah Carey 2 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:19,160 LAUGHS 3 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:21,360 All right, mate? 4 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:23,040 "All right"? 5 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:24,360 "Mate"? 6 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:25,720 Hello! 7 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,040 Have you forgotten a very important anniversary? 8 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:31,040 Has it already been a year since John Barrowman accidentally 9 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:33,280 liked your tweet? Wasn't an accident and no. 10 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:37,280 Bow down, bitches! The birthday queen has arrived! 11 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:39,120 Oh, God, yes! How did I forget? 12 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:41,360 Happy birthday! Ah, ah, ah, ah! Don't crease me. 13 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:43,640 I've been up since 5am getting ready. 14 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:46,440 It is a big one, after all. What? 27? 15 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:48,320 My magnesium jubilee. 16 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:50,040 Many icons die at 27. 17 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:51,560 You'll be all right, then. 18 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:53,200 Anyway, I'm celebrating as well. 19 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,080 Got me first pay cheque. 20 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:57,400 Yeah, I'm going to get my boy his first whip. Whip? 21 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:02,960 His pram. The PramPush 6000 with AI capability and temperature control. 22 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:05,320 Do you know the best bit about it all? 23 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:07,880 It's only 1,500 quid, hey-hey! 24 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,520 Have you won the lottery? 25 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:12,000 You know you're legally obliged to tell me if you have. No. 26 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,720 I'm just a top-notch geezer working hard at the old G-O-B. 27 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:17,520 Unsurprisingly for a man that does not know how to spell job, 28 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:19,120 I don't think you get it. 29 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,400 Let's have a rumble through your pigeon hole. Whoa! 30 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:24,960 I know it's your birthday but we're just friends, yeah? 31 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,120 Oh... 32 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:31,480 What the...? 33 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,120 What sort of a cheque is this? A reality check. 34 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:36,040 How am I meant to live on that? 35 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:37,440 I don't even want a pension. 36 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,640 I'm here for a good time, not a long one. 37 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:43,560 Err... Where are all my birthday cards? What the hell is this? 38 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,880 Reality check, birthday queen. 39 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:48,040 Oh... 40 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,880 BEATBOXING 41 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:52,080 # Inches in my zone I'm a soldier coming home 42 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:54,520 # I'm on my phone Ring-ring, I'm on road 43 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:56,320 # Nine inches 44 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:58,560 # Nine inches... # 45 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,400 Class K! 46 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:06,320 Now for safety reasons I do not want to cause a stampede, 47 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:11,720 so form an orderly queue - gifts on the left, cards on the right, 48 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:15,040 and, oh, cute idea, when I call out the register, 49 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:18,360 you reply with your favourite outfit or memory of me. 50 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,720 Sir, sir! 51 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,360 I'm so sorry I'm late. 52 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:29,400 # Time flies for everyone except for you 53 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:32,480 # And that's why you have 54 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:35,960 # A playing age of 14 to 19. # 55 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:37,600 Why you kissing his arse for? 56 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,400 Blessing, it's his birthday! 57 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,440 Oh! 58 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,800 At least Warren remembered. 59 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,680 Come on, presents. 60 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:47,160 Um... 61 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:52,680 Actually, sir, I still need to add a few final touches. 62 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:53,960 A home-made present? 63 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:57,080 Oh, God, might as well go and join the 27 club now! 64 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:59,880 How can you all have forgotten my birthday? 65 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:03,000 I'm sorry, sir. We were distracted by London Fashion Week. 66 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,960 Which was last week. You're going to need a better excuse than that. 67 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:07,720 No, he means the school trip, sir. 68 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,280 Hoburn ran a young enterprise competition and the winning 69 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:11,840 class got a field trip to LFW. 70 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:15,000 Now I know our class had the best idea, but Class A won! 71 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,960 It's a fix. Innit? 72 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:19,760 We made the most P but they had that environmentally friendly flex. 73 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:23,560 Um, hello? Our waxing salon was environmentally friendly. 74 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:27,200 The environment of Abbey Grove no longer has hairy-legged bitches! 75 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,520 Class A protested. 76 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:32,880 They got us penalised for not promoting "natural beauty"... 77 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:36,080 The shame. Stop! What is Class A? 78 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:38,440 They're all activists and entrepreneurs. 79 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,520 They don't study drama. 80 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,640 They don't think it's relevant during the unfolding 81 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,360 ecological crisis. 82 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:47,440 Even Leonardo DiCaprio's doing less acting now that he's saving 83 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:51,920 the planet. Oh, my God, sir! 27? You're officially too old for Leo. 84 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,640 Oh, please. 85 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,840 He'd have kicked me out of bed two years ago. 86 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,320 I've made peace with that. I'm not being funny, sir. 87 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,960 I admire you for trying but there are Little Britain sketches 88 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:02,800 that have aged better than you. 89 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:08,680 Do you have any idea what Abbey Grove was like ten years ago, hmm? 90 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:12,200 You're wrong because I got my ass up and walked! 91 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:13,920 I was a trailblazer! 92 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,240 Was! I'm sorry... 93 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:18,520 Do you lot think you're more iconic than me? 94 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,160 She's not talking about us. 95 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,120 She means Class A. They're the real trailblazers now. 96 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:24,880 Oh, please. 97 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:29,080 I'll show them trailblazing in an unfolding ecological crisis. 98 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:31,200 Do you even know what that means? Um... 99 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,640 Something to do with dinosaurs? You're the dinosaur, mate. 100 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:36,280 I didn't hear that. Hard when the hearing goes. 101 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:10,360 Excellent. 102 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:11,720 You can expect me later. 103 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:14,720 I'll be bringing my finest Class As. 104 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,520 No, there's no student called Charlie in Class A. 105 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:20,680 Oh, there is an Indigo, though, with 50,000 followers. 106 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:24,960 One post from her and your business could be firmly on the map. 107 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:30,160 Excuse me. HE CLAPS 108 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,080 Bravo. 109 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:34,720 They said you were as funny as a power cut in a hospital, 110 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:36,760 but this is top-bins banter. 111 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:38,240 I'll call you back. 112 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:41,280 Where is my real payslip? 113 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:43,640 Mr Harper, I am trying to organise a field trip, 114 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:45,840 and I've lost a lunch monitor. 115 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:49,320 Mr Bingham claims he accidentally spiralised his finger 116 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:51,080 due to exhaustion. 117 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:54,000 I suspected he mangled himself on purpose to get out of another 118 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,040 works drink with Fraser. Yeah. 119 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,680 We're all stressed, Bernie. 120 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:58,880 Where's my bunse? 121 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,280 You're right. There is a mistake. Ha! Knew it. 122 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,400 We've overpaid you. What? Yes, don't worry. 123 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:08,640 The extra £73 can be deducted from your next pay cheque. 124 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:11,480 Miss, my kid needs a pram. He ain't going to be able to walk 125 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:13,640 till he's, like, two months or something. 126 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,040 If you're going to survive on a teacher's salary, 127 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:18,760 you're going to have to get creative. What do you mean? 128 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:21,800 Well, for example I sell embroidered inspirational quotes 129 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:23,360 from Kirstie Allsopp. 130 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:25,600 Is there much demand for that? Not really. 131 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:28,080 Here, do lunch monitors get paid? Just about. 132 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:31,080 Tell payroll to transfer the cash to my account by end of play. 133 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:45,680 So this is the elite. 134 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:48,680 What am I supposed to learn from these neutral-tone tree huggers? 135 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:50,880 They're social media justice warriors. 136 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:53,360 That's why Hoburn lets them get what they want. 137 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,680 One tweet and the whole school's going down. 138 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:58,080 Err... Like when Kylie Jenner tweeted about Snapchat? 139 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:59,520 Now you're getting it. 140 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:03,280 Indigo on the left there was the first to use pronouns in her bio. 141 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:05,520 I was the second. Early adopter. 142 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:08,640 She never even thanked me, to my relief. 143 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:10,640 I would've hated it to look like formative allegiance. 144 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:12,120 Oh... Pfft! 145 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,920 Indigo's besties with Kate Moss now. They met on socials. 146 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:18,200 Kate Moss? Mm-hm. Like THE Kate Moss? 147 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,800 She's the new face of Indigo's campaign to ban nuts 148 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:24,240 from all public spaces. Indigo has a nut allergy. 149 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:28,040 I didn't actually hear back when I offered to get behind it, 150 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:31,160 which, again, absolutely fine. 151 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,760 Then there's Peace in the middle. East? 152 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:35,800 No, Peace is her name. 153 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:38,360 She rode a kayak along the Grand Union Canal. 154 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:39,840 To highlight child poverty, 155 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:42,560 and then Little Simz asked her to DJ at her birthday. 156 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,520 None of these words are adding up. 157 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:48,200 I don't see anything special, certainly not trailblazing. 158 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:03,360 Who the frock is that? 159 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:06,880 Their business teacher, Mx Carmine. 160 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:11,080 Imagine - a teacher at Abbey Grove with a gender-neutral identity. 161 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:13,640 That is trailblazing. Mm-hm. 162 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:20,840 Irie! 163 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:23,920 What in the non-denomination hell 164 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,480 is that string vest? 165 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,680 Sh! Jemima, I've got this. 166 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,880 Sit down, relax and watch me change the game. 167 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,240 What do you think of the Seg-desk Mark II? 168 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:35,800 I call her the Smegway. 169 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,560 "Tringaling rice and pea"? 170 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,680 Fraser, what is going on here? 171 00:08:39,680 --> 00:08:42,760 It's Caribbean week at Abbey Grove, hence my rice and pea tea. 172 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:45,040 This is cultural appropriation! 173 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:47,720 For the nation! My bad. I couldn't resist. 174 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:49,480 This is serious, Mr Fraser! 175 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:52,080 We can't ignore your crimes against the Caribbean. 176 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:54,120 Silence is violence. 177 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:55,600 Jemima, I've got this! 178 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,560 We are detoxifying this canteen! 179 00:08:57,560 --> 00:08:59,640 You, kitchen, now! 180 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,280 And lose the string vest! 181 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:02,880 Word. Oh... 182 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:06,200 Nothing to see here. 183 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,160 Just revolutionising the canteen! 184 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,920 Oh, cute look! 185 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:13,600 LOUD CLATTER 186 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,560 Paprika? Stolen from Mexico. 187 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,880 Cinnamon? Stolen from Sri Lanka. 188 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:26,760 Potatoes. Offensive to so many people. 189 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:29,680 That's like if colonialism was a carb. 190 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:32,560 Cauliflower? Unmyelinated broccoli. 191 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:34,680 Bin. Please, I beg you, use some flavour. 192 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:36,960 Even if it's stolen. It's nearly lunch. 193 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,320 Ah! It's the principle. Come on, Stephen. 194 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,920 People still talk about my infamous sushi surprise. 195 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:45,160 That's because the surprise was you served it off Mrs Mollinson. 196 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,760 You wanted something authentic for the opening night of your 197 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:49,800 one-man Madame Butterfly... Sh! 198 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:53,000 I've deleted all evidence of that play. It was a different time. 199 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,120 People didn't like where I put the pickled ginger. 200 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:56,840 Mollinson loved where I put the wasabi. 201 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:58,440 Oi, this fridge is full of gammon! 202 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:01,680 Bin! There can be nothing problematic in this kitchen! 203 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:03,640 Oi, oi, Marco Pierre Wanker. 204 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:06,280 Get your hand off your sausage! Meet your new lunch monitor! 205 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:08,360 Yes! No, not the plum. 206 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,920 You don't have to be mad to work here but if you are, don't bother 207 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:13,120 putting it on the application because we turn a blind eye 208 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:14,600 to psychiatric evaluations. 209 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,920 Jesus, Fraser, what is that? It's rank. 210 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,760 I don't know why it keeps curdling. 211 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,760 It's just turnips and rainwater. 212 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:22,080 Ah! Don't blame us. 213 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,680 They're the only Anglo-Saxon ingredients in this kitchen. 214 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:26,200 Look, I'm doing my best. 215 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:29,520 It may surprise you to learn that I've got absolutely no formal 216 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:31,000 training whatsoever. 217 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,480 Sir, the hotplate's on fire! 218 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:34,120 Quick, oil down the flames! 219 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,640 Blanket roll! A blanket will only make it warmer. 220 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:40,880 Ugh! 221 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,480 No, no... 222 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:43,920 I am out. 223 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:47,120 There's got to be an easier way to get this pram. Suit yourself. 224 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:50,280 But change is happening here. 225 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:55,880 Cultural appropriation is off the menu at Abbey Grove, thanks to... 226 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:57,520 ..moi. 227 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:06,160 I am living for these Union Jacks. 228 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,000 It's giving Geri Halliwell. 229 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:11,760 This smells like arse. 230 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:14,760 You know what? We want spice! 231 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,360 We want spice! 232 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:18,960 We want spice! We want spice! 233 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:21,320 Oi, Blessing, I've got a business proposal for ya. 234 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,840 Me and you can make a killing selling scran at this school. 235 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:26,480 Isn't that what the canteen's for? 236 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:29,960 No! Never! I'm British. 237 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,800 That means British food of British origin. 238 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,280 Just season the food! 239 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,160 If you don't like it, I vote you leave. 240 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,760 Oh, my God! 241 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:43,520 This isn't Halliwell! It's giving Farage! 242 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:49,160 And this is why I no longer talk to white dinner ladies about race. 243 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:50,920 Boo! Boo! 244 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,120 BOOING 245 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:54,480 Great. 246 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,600 So not only are we not cool, but the cool kids hate us. 247 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,720 Well, it's not my fault Fraser's beyond help. 248 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,240 Exactly! This isn't our fault. 249 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:02,720 We are the product of a broken system! 250 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:05,800 Exactly, and I went to this school too and I'm just a product of 251 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,480 my environment! 252 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:11,880 We need to, erm, double down and, erm, detoxify Abbey Grove! 253 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:13,320 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 254 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,600 No, never. 255 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,000 To the library! 256 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,120 Come on, Mr Fraser. 257 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,360 Looks like you need a sweet cup of strong tea. 258 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,280 English breakfast? 259 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,360 So... 260 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:28,720 Tell me about this hustle. 261 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,120 BLOWS WHISTLE 262 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:36,000 Right! Listen up, lads and ladettes. 263 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,680 The food gets delivered here. 264 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:41,880 Now, it ain't on school property, so if anyone moans, they can do one. 265 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:45,040 You bring it back in through the hole in the fence... 266 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,480 ..here. 267 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:49,080 Then you lot deliver it to the punters. 268 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,200 Now, this next bit is the most important bit. 269 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,920 - Two words. - Delivery surcharge. 270 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,440 Non-negotiable. 271 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,720 It's our turf now the canteen's been cancelled. 272 00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:00,400 And the money comes straight to me and Blessing. 273 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:04,320 No skimming for yourselves, cos if you do, we will find out 274 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,840 and you will get detention. 275 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,720 I can do that. 276 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:12,200 Any questions? 277 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:15,920 Good. 278 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,360 Off you go. 279 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,160 Impressive. 280 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,720 I rule by fear. 281 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,360 MIMICS RINGING NOISE 282 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,400 Two katsu curries, yeah? 283 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,360 1989 by Aitch 284 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:49,080 Fraser has been filling our stomachs with problematic trash 285 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,800 and this school has been filling our minds with it, too. 286 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:55,400 Why should the library be full of crusty old white men? 287 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,840 Follow my lead, children, and free your minds. 288 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,440 Pride And Prejudice? 289 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,160 That's got prejudice in it and they're proud? 290 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,680 Get it in the bin! 291 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:07,560 Oh, I am going to give this library a colonic! 292 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:10,360 Sir, I think you actually mean you're going to decolonise it. 293 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:11,560 Same thing. 294 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,640 LOUD BANG Shhh! 295 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:16,040 Sir, you're so dead. Even randos are shushing you. 296 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:18,200 I will not be silenced, you old hag! 297 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,240 Oooh, and that's the school librarian. 298 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,440 Oh... Oi, sir. 299 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:26,320 This book has a guy turning people's water into wine at a party. 300 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,720 Spiking people's drinks? Very, very sus. 301 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:29,840 Bin! 302 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:31,760 Anything on animal cruelty? 303 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,720 Found a book called How To Kill A Mockingbird. 304 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,360 Disgusting! Bin! 305 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:38,400 Sir, do you actually know what you're doing here? 306 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,640 Um, yes. 307 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:44,400 Making real change, unlike Class A with, what was it, 308 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,240 a nut allergy campaign? I mean, please. 309 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:51,880 Right, but I was just thinking about the next steps, and are we going 310 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:54,680 to flood the library with under-represented 311 00:14:54,680 --> 00:15:00,240 Black minority ethnic, female, nonbinary LGBTQIA+ authors? 312 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:01,520 Even better... 313 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,000 ..we're going to have a bonfire. 314 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,520 Yes, I love bonfires! 315 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:14,960 Just here's perfect. 316 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,600 How's my lighting? Cute. 317 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,080 Hey, Indigo. 318 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,560 Hey. 319 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:23,960 That's what I'm saying! Man's got that good man munch. 320 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,080 Come... Bye, sir. 321 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,360 Good luck with, um... whatever this is. 322 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,240 Oi, sir! Where's my katsu curry? 323 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:35,400 I suppose I should have assumed the boys would bail. 324 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,880 Now it's up to us to do the work, girlies. 325 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,440 Slight patriarchal infantilisation of women there, sir. 326 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,440 Mmm-hmm! Now, big smiles. 327 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:45,280 It's time I make a stand for the under-represented. 328 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:53,360 I hereby free Abbey Grove of intellectual oppression! 329 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,080 Ah! 330 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:04,120 I'm not sure if anyone cares, sir. 331 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,000 Yeah, well, whatevs. 332 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,440 With the right hashtags it could still go viral. 333 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:11,280 Jinxy, my love? Spell patriarchal for me. Thank you, girlie. 334 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,680 MIMICS BIRD CALL 335 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,520 Here she comes! Look at her! 336 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,240 What the hell is going on? 337 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:22,440 Miss Hoburn! For far too long, this school's curriculum... 338 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,280 Where did you get these takeaways? 339 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,160 They're forbidden on school grounds! 340 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,280 Ooh, Class A. Sorry, I didn't see you there. 341 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:33,680 And don't forget, 2pm for our trip to London Fashion Week. 342 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,840 It's going to do me the world of good. 343 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:38,320 I mean, it will do you, you guys, the world of good. 344 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:40,400 It'll do the world some... 345 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,280 ..some good. Um, girl with bags! 346 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,160 Here... 347 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,800 ..now! 348 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,840 When I was headmaster I spent every day asking for forgiveness, 349 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,200 not permission. In retrospect that was the problem. 350 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,520 So you WERE headmaster. 351 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,600 We always thought that was some kind of urban legend. 352 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,520 I don't even know where to begin. 353 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,400 Start at the very beginning. 354 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,960 A public apology can go a long way. 355 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:10,800 When I was 18 I took my first sip of Red Stripe and legally 356 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:14,040 changed my name to Shaquille Barrington Rusty Lee Fraser. 357 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,960 It just felt right. OK. I'm just going to stop you there. 358 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:20,480 I think maybe we should avoid digging ourselves a deeper hole. 359 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,320 My list of crimes is endless. 360 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,960 I admit to moussaka Mondays, chow mein Tuesdays... 361 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:28,960 Again, maybe we could just address today's miscommunications. 362 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,560 You just need to speak from the heart. 363 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:37,880 Look at all that lovely money. Let's have a look. 364 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:40,000 Looks like you mans need to refund me on my food! 365 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,560 What you bunnying on about? 366 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,960 Bollocks! 367 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,280 What are we going to do now? 368 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,400 We can't get the food in through the fence. 369 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,120 What you looking at? 370 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,400 Sometimes you've got to spend money to make money. 371 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,200 Yes! We're going to get our Wagamama's. 372 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,200 I can already taste the chicken katsu! 373 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,400 Sir, are you sure this is going to work? 374 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,800 Hoburn is going to spot this in no time. 375 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,680 Yeah, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. 376 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:17,040 Anyway, she should be the first person to encourage our... 377 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,760 ..en...entr... 378 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,680 ..orangeneurial...enpreturn... 379 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:25,480 Entrepreneurial spirit? Exactly. 380 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,800 She's the one organising trips to London Fashion Week for Class A. 381 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,120 I told you, London Fashion Week was last week, 382 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:32,800 and you lot think I'm out of touch? 383 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,720 She must be taking them somewhere else. 384 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,320 No, it was definitely there. 385 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,760 Something about a sponsorship deal for the school, 386 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:41,000 new uniforms and shit. Google it. 387 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,280 Honestly, I had no idea trailblazing was this hard. 388 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,360 I mean, back in the day just being me was enough. 389 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:47,760 Giving a shit is exhausting. 390 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,520 No! Pretending to give a shit is exhausting! 391 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,680 Just give up, sir, man. Who even cares? 392 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,840 Nobody. That's the point! 393 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,480 My whole career could be thrown into irrelevance if Class A have 394 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,120 their way - all washed up at 26. 395 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,520 Aren't you 27 today? 396 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,280 Don't make things worse. 397 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,920 Yo, it's Fraser. 398 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,720 Class A are going to hate this. 399 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,320 Drag her! 400 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,840 BOOING Get him out! 401 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:12,760 Get him out! Get him out! 402 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,360 HECKLING 403 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,440 Guys, guys, OK. I deserve that. 404 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,920 But I have prepared some food for thought, 405 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:24,360 and I only ask that you find it in your hearts to digest... 406 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,680 ..it. 407 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,280 I now see I took it too far. 408 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,360 Were the steel drums too far? Of course. 409 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,600 The kimonos - inappropriate, yes. 410 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,920 What I saw as cultural appreciation 411 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,560 was actually appropriation, 412 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:41,840 for until I have carried other people's burden, 413 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,720 who am I to carry their curry? 414 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,560 Who am I to pound their yam, man? 415 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:51,240 Who am I to griddle their gyoza, oza, oza, oza...? 416 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,520 I'm so sorry. 417 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:59,280 I love a string vest as much as the next man and slam poetry 418 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,800 significantly more than him. 419 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,880 I see now I can no longer love those things in quite the same way. 420 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:08,320 And so from this day onwards, I will only cook dishes requested 421 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,160 by you, the people. 422 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,720 Thank you. 423 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,400 CHEERING 424 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,080 Well done, sir. 425 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,520 Ah... 426 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,400 What parallel universe am I living in? 427 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,960 Like, what is going on here? 428 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:27,000 Err...actual growth and accountability. 429 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,760 Err, I'll show you actual growth and accountability. 430 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:32,920 Look, London Fashion Week WAS last week. 431 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:36,800 Hoburn has taken her class to some fast-fashion outlet store, 432 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:40,520 London Fashion Weak, W-E-A-K. 433 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:41,760 You lot dodged a bullet. 434 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:45,600 This is not happening, over my dead body. 435 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,520 Sir, I beg you, man! 436 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:55,400 Can't you just donate to Greenpeace or some old-people shit like that? 437 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,440 This is something that I'm really passionate about. 438 00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,000 Fast fashion is really bad for the environment. 439 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,960 Plus, Emma Thompson backed Extinction Rebellion and her career 440 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,680 really started to take off. 441 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,120 She had won a Bafta by 27. 442 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,680 Get glueing! 443 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,600 He-he! 444 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,640 Nearly there, sir! I think this might be your finest moment. 445 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:21,840 Hey, focus, sir. It's so close. 446 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:23,560 Shit, the wind's taken it! 447 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,960 Class A, right. Just a quick heads-up. 448 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:32,400 When I said London Fashion Week, it's going to be very much 449 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,760 a sort of very behind the scenes-y sort of thing, 450 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,560 but, no, turn these frowns upside down, 451 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:39,480 because we need you looking picture perfect 452 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,000 so we can secure this partnership deal for the school. 453 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,200 Ah, you lost it, sir! Give me that! 454 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,360 Nah, nah, nah! I've got it coming back! Look, look, look! 455 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,840 All right, bring it here! Yeah, bring it back! 456 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,640 Come on, let's just get it, man. Come, come, come! 457 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,080 Hurry up! 458 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,600 Oh, no, that's Hoburn! 459 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,960 What the...? 460 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,640 Ugh! What is she doing? That's not right. 461 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:14,360 She's getting her toes out! How big are her feet? 462 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,840 Yes! Ah... 463 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,480 Splashback! 464 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,080 Indigo! Are you all right? 465 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,640 Oh, that's not even katsu curry. That's chicken satay. 466 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,920 Oh, my... 467 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,240 Satay! Quick, let's get you in the minibus! 468 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,440 What about us? 469 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,360 You don't have a world-famous nut allergy. 470 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,520 Do you have one of those little stabby pens? 471 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,520 Well, waste not, want not. 472 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,320 What the hell, man? 473 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,280 ENGINE STARTS Everyone out of my way! 474 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:48,960 HORN BEEPS 475 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,440 Get out of the way, you blithering idiot! 476 00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:00,080 Ha! London Fashion Week! Nice try. 477 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,640 LFW is a fast-fashion outlet store spewing out cheap 478 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,120 and unenvironmental trash! 479 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:07,480 Just move! 480 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,920 No, never! This trip is unethical! 481 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:13,520 Oh! I need to take this child to hospital! 482 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,400 Huh? I need to take Indigo to hospital 483 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,960 and her life is of significantly more value than yours. 484 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,480 HORN BEEPS 485 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,680 Come on, sir! Get up! 486 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,760 I'll give you to the count of three. One... 487 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,520 Come on, sir, get up! 488 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,160 Help! Cut me out! 489 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:31,360 Two... Why, oh, why did they choose the pizza cutter? 490 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:32,880 Fraser! Come on, quick! 491 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,400 Three! 492 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:36,760 Agh! 493 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,280 ENGINE REVS 494 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:42,880 Jesus! 495 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,960 Whoa! 496 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:01,520 What are you wearing, sir? 497 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:05,960 Come in, sir. 498 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,160 Look... 499 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,920 I need to say something first. 500 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,840 I was terrified about getting old 501 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,640 and I know it's not about how we look... 502 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,480 Please just shut up and go inside. 503 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,320 Surprise! 504 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,080 You guys! 505 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:35,640 Obviously, sir, you're bear annoying and you've never taken the register 506 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,400 or taught us anything from the GCSE syllabus 507 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,520 and you tend to offend us all daily, 508 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,600 and I know way more about musical theatre 509 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,320 than I would've ever wanted. But... 510 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:48,360 But, obviously, we love you just the way you are, innit? 511 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,160 And I love you guys, too. 512 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:53,800 Class As will come and go, but Class K has no competition. 513 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:58,080 Oh, I love you guys! 514 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,680 EXCITED CHATTER 515 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,200 Let's get the tunes on! 516 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,840 Woo! 517 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,400 Wagwan, face-ache? 518 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:15,240 What was I thinking? I spent all my pram money on a drone. 519 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,320 I'm going to be a shit dad. 520 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:20,400 You'll be all right. I do think you're going to be a good dad. 521 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,800 I've had a sick time hanging out with you. Yeah? 522 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:25,200 Yeah! I wouldn't have continued to make a loss 523 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:26,640 if I wasn't having a laugh. 524 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,440 Plus, I've managed to pull a few strings. 525 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,440 Oh, my God, Blessing, where did you get this? 526 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,680 Come on, sir! You've raised me better than to reveal my hustle. 527 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,080 I'm proud of you! Love it! 528 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,920 It's even got a beer holder! 529 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,360 I think that's for the bottle, sir. 530 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:51,760 Oh. 531 00:25:51,760 --> 00:26:01,120 # I already feel like doing it again, honey 532 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,480 # Cos once you know, then you know 533 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,240 # And you don't wanna go 534 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:13,040 # Back to wherever it is that you come from, yeah 535 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:23,960 # I just want to stay high with you. # 536 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:29,640 Sir, sir! Hmm? What? 537 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:33,320 Indigo just told me that LFW is just a rebranded sweatshop in 538 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,760 Milton Keynes! 539 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:35,960 See! I knew it. 540 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,720 See, there's one thing I know - it's fashion, 541 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,200 and drama. 542 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,240 And fashion drama. 543 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:43,640 I guess that's three things. 544 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,680 Sir, they can't believe you did what you did. 545 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,400 You stood up to Hoburn. 546 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,080 Now, that's trailblazing. 547 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,040 Oh...! Also... 548 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:55,080 Indigo just followed me on Instagram! Aaah! 549 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,560 Ooh, no, no, play it cool, play it cool. 550 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,520 Whatever, like, durr... 551 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,240 Hey, Stranger Tings! 552 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,760 The people have spoken and I have listened. 553 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:10,640 Back by popular demand, and now that fun is back on the menu, 554 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,160 I present 555 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,120 my meat pinata. 556 00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:15,480 Yes! 557 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:16,960 Bagsy the tail! 558 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,360 That's not a tail. 559 00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:19,760 Once you're finished with this, 560 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,840 I'll bring in Mollinson with the smorgasbord. 561 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:25,440 I've hidden a pickled gherkin for one lucky diner. 562 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,080 MUSIC STARTS 563 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,640 Cut the music. 564 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,920 Today has been a roller-coaster. 565 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:36,920 I got so caught up in trying to be relevant that I forgot what was 566 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,520 relevant to me - 567 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,320 my colleagues and my students, 568 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:44,040 who are more like family. 569 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:49,160 I also realised that I'm perfect just the way I am... 570 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:51,920 ..and I don't need to change. 571 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,600 Go on, Stephen! 572 00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,000 And on that note, Mr Carmichael, 573 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,680 let me present to you your birthday present. 574 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,120 Ooh! 575 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,520 Wait one second. 576 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:11,400 ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYS 577 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,720 OK... 578 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,160 So far it's giving funeral, but we move. 579 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:18,840 Well, I'm glad you like it. 580 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,040 I found some old videotapes in a box. 581 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,640 They were buried, actually, in the back of the school archives. 582 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,200 STEPHEN SPLUTTERS 583 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,400 JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS 584 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,560 Oh, my God! 585 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,160 It's Madame Butterfly!