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Sausage?
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Vegan.
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Since I was 15, I haven't
eaten anything with a face.
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- So...
- So?
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Uh, the baby...
The one upstairs.
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Right.
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..has been bothering me.
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Not the baby, per se,
more like the entire situation.
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I mean, it is pretty fucking weird
when you get right down to it.
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Did I make a wrong turn
through a wormhole
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into some
fucked-up Victorian novel
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where a top-secret baby
is being cared for
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by a demonic she-servant
and her brain-dead sidekick, Lurch?
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Where'd you even find those two,
open mike night at the mortuary?
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Seriously, Roman,
what's the deal with the kid?
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- (STEAM WHISTLES)
- Roman?
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(SHRIEKS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(FRENCH POP SONG PLAYS)
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Are you going to talk to me about any
of this or should I just go fuck myself?
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Did you hear
anything I just said?
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Yeah. You're a vegan.
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(THEME MUSIC)
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PRYCE: You have reached
the office of Dr Johann Pryce.
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After the beep tone,
please speak clearly.
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State your name, the time you called,
and leave a detailed message.
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I will return your call
at my earliest convenience.
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- (BEEP!)
- We need to talk now.
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It's important. I don't want
to get into it over the phone.
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Call me back. It's important.
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Roman Godfrey.
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- The baby...
- Whose is it?
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I mean, are you the father?
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Not that it's
any of my business, but...
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..with all the secrecy
and the weird baby bunker...
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I mean, what's up with that?
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It's a very... (CLEARS THROAT)
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It's a very complicated situation.
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How complicated can it be?
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Everyone comes from somewhere.
You did. I did.
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Where'd the baby come from?
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I mean, if you don't want
to tell me, fine, but...
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..since I seem to be the kid's
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major source of nourishment
these days, I thought I'd ask.
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The father's not in the picture
and the mother's dead.
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And you're taking care
of this child because...
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Look, Miranda, it's really not something
you need to worry about, OK?
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Now, I really need to get going.
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Well, I am fucking lactating.
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- Who fucking lactates?
- Mammals, mostly.
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Who have been pregnant
and have had offspring.
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I have not been pregnant.
I have not had offspring.
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I...I do not even like children.
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Children are sticky.
They smell funny.
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Oh, this town
is giving me the creeps.
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I have got to
get out of here.
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I'm sure there's
a perfectly reasonable explanation
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for what you're going through.
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There is something wrong here.
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Very wrong!
My Aunt Margo died at a young age...
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This isn't fatal!
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I promise. Maybe a little messy.
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- And uncomfortable, and...
- You're not gonna die!
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Aunt Margo did, because
she carried the death gene,
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and I bet this means
that I do too.
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If you're that worried,
we'll get you to a doctor, OK?
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One who specialises
in spontaneous freak lactation?
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Arnold Spivak. He's good.
The family doctor.
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Dr Arnold's been in Hemlock Grove
as long as anyone can remember.
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Conway will drive you.
Have the bill sent to me, OK?
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But what if...
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Everything's gonna be OK, Miranda.
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Deputy said you needed to talk.
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Ready to explain why
you're making death threats?
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(SIGHS)
They weren't death threats.
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Look - I'm gonna lay something on you,
and you're not gonna believe me.
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- Hm! I can't wait.
- (SIGHS)
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There's been
a series of accidents
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where people have died -
only they're not accidents.
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They're made to look that way
so they fly under police radar.
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And you know this how?
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I see what's gonna happen
in dreams before it goes down.
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And I have a pet unicorn
I bought on the planet Zorkcoin.
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Told you
you weren't gonna believe it!
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You knew that
on account of being psychic?
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I had another dream, here, last night.
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There was this kid that was in trouble,
he was underwater,
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like on that Nirvana album cover.
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And there was a German shepherd!
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Look, if you're not gonna
do something about this,
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I need to figure this out
so I can do something about this,
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but I can't do that in here!
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Lucky for you, the woman
you threatened scrammed out of town.
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(UNLOCKS DOOR)
No-one's around to press any charges.
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I'm obliged to cut you loose.
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I catch you stimulating
your too-fertile imagination
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with weed or whatever
you're hopped up on...
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..you'll be sitting down
for a long time.
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(CELL DOOR CLOSES)
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Let's have a look under the hood.
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Oh, yes. No scarring.
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Good soft palate.
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Hm!
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Do you pee with excitement
every time you marvel
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at your genius
with a scalpel?
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I pride myself
on my superior bladder control.
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Someone's in a buoyant mood.
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Roman called.
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Judging from his tone,
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which could only be described
as verging on the desperate,
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I think we may be coming
to an understanding.
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This is good news.
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That he's calling a third party
instead of his mother?
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Well, given the
historically rotten relationship
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between you two,
I'll take the win.
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- What's this?
- Nicked myself.
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It will heal.
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Well, you're overdue
for lab work anyway.
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I'll update you
on my meeting with Roman.
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(GASPS)
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Guess what.
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It's my parents'.
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We can play a game.
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(SIGHS) Are you gonna play?
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- Where the fuck have you been?
- It's a long story.
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We were supposed to be
at the lady lawyer's 15 minutes ago.
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- What? -She worked out a plea
to go over before we see Lynda.
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- I need to make a call first.
- Well, do it on the way.
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- I'm out of juice.
- Let's go!
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(RINGING TONE)
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I had another one.
We need to put our heads together.
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Call you later.
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Let's fucking go.
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New charges have been filed.
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Your mother's alleged
to have received stolen property -
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a shipment of Christian Louboutin
Palais Royal luxury shoes.
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I wear the pair she gave me
all the time.
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She's being hit with
15 counts of grand larceny
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and conspiracy
to distribute stolen property.
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It's nonsense!
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Anything involving
the rich and famous
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is like catnip to a prosecutor
with political ambitions.
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- How is this Lynda's problem?
- It just is.
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- How big of a problem?
- 10 years.
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You told us you were
gonna make this go away!
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I told you I'd give your mother
the best defence possible,
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which I have,
but these new charges...
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10 years is totally
fucking unacceptable!
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- Peter!
- What was the 20 grand for?
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Mr Rumancek, I am exploring
every remedy available, but...
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I know a hustle when I see one.
I'm a gypsy, for fuck's sakes.
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And this is a low-rent,
rat-shit hustle!
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Jesus!
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(ELEVATOR DINGS)
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You have a two o'clock
with the company photographer.
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They need a portrait
for the annual report.
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Cancel.
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The chamber of commerce -
they want...
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Not interested.
Has Pryce called?
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No. Should I try him?
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(ELEVATOR DINGS)
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She's come quite a long way
since you saw her last.
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But you probably don't remember.
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Say hello to Prycilla, the first
human being ever to be created
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in an extrauterine environment.
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But enough about me.
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Let me introduce you
to another of my creations -
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one that will set you free
once and for all.
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The work product
from a wide spectrum
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of genetic experiments
we've been conducting,
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repurposed here
as a nutrient concentrate
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to satiate the upir appetite.
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(GAGS)
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Takes some getting used to,
I know, but for your kind,
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this is on a par with
the development of agriculture
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8,000 years ago.
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A reliable supply of sustenance
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that turned the hunter-gatherer
into civilised man.
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No more foraging in the night
to ward off starvation.
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No more preying on helpless victims,
taking innocent life.
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You've come home, Roman,
and you have me to thank.
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Drink.
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Right now,
you feel like Jesus' son.
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No more, Roman. It's too soon!
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(GRUNTS)
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Your metabolism needs to adjust.
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Alright. Another deep breath.
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(BREATHES DEEPLY)
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Good.
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Yeah, the wife and I,
we took a trip to Norway once,
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and we were...you know,
we're tooling around the fjords
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in this rustbucket rental,
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and, uh, you know,
the tranny goes out.
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Neither of us drive stick,
which I'm sure was a contributing factor,
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but there we are, you know,
marooned in Trondheim, Norway.
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Look at my nose.
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Now, neither of us
speaks Norwegian...
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..which is not a crime, by the way.
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Here, you can lean back.
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But the Norwegians - oh, my Lord...
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..took it as this personal affront.
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That you didn't speak Norwegian?
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Oh! Don't let
the reindeer sweaters fool ya.
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They are just a loathsome bunch,
the Norwegians.
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Never, ever go there.
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Alright. Here we go!
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Bottom line.
Alright, young lady.
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You are a perfectly healthy
21-year-old female
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unremarkable for any
pathology or illness, alright?
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I'm not saying
you're not remarkable. OK?
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It's just doctor speak
for 'you ain't sick', OK?
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Thank you, Pearl.
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Hey, I bet you the guy
who ran you off the road's a New Yorker.
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Tend to drive through here
like a bat out of hell.
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So how come I'm lactating
for no known reason?
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Well, there's your answer -
no known reason.
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Lactation is a physiological response
to a whole complex of stimuli.
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There's emotional, there's hormonal,
there's environmental, there's, uh...
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You know, etc, etc. My guess?
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It probably has to do with
this infant you've been hanging around.
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Without ever being pregnant?
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Yeah. It's not common,
but it's not unheard of.
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It's called pseudocyesis - the body acts
like it's pregnant when it's not.
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(LAUGHS) It's surprising, sure.
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You know,
it's inconvenient, sure, but...
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. No cause for alarm.
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- You don't have to worry.
- OK.
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I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do, though.
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I'm gonna give you an analgesic
for your stiff neck from the car crash,
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and a calcium supplement.
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I have some samples
around here someplace.
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So you're staying
with Roman Godfrey?
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- Um, yeah. Temporarily.
- Ah!
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I haven't seen Roman
since he was, like, uh...
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..had his chicken pox,
whenever that was.
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- How's he doing?
- Oh, he's good, I guess.
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- I just met him the other day.
- He's a good boy.
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Tries to do the right thing,
you know.
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But...given his family history...
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Oh, good heavens!
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He doesn't really
talk about that stuff.
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Could you blame him for that?
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- Alright, there you go.
- Thanks.
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Mrs Blaylock is on line one.
245
00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:10,168
Oh, brother!
246
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:16,418
Hello, Mrs Blaylock.
How are you?
247
00:19:16,585 --> 00:19:20,168
Oh, that good, huh?
Hey, I wanna see you in two weeks.
248
00:19:20,335 --> 00:19:23,376
If you need anything in the meantime,
you can just give me a call, OK?
249
00:19:23,543 --> 00:19:25,335
Yes, I'm right here, Mrs Blaylock.
250
00:19:25,501 --> 00:19:29,168
(WHISPERS) Psst. Any time.
Call me day or night.
251
00:19:30,376 --> 00:19:33,751
Well, that would rule out appendicitis,
Mrs Blaylock,
252
00:19:33,918 --> 00:19:36,001
'cause you need an appendix.
253
00:19:36,168 --> 00:19:38,793
(BELL RINGS)
254
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,626
DESTINY:
There's no excuse for what you did.
255
00:19:41,793 --> 00:19:44,418
Frieda What-the-Fuck's-Her-Name
stole our money.
256
00:19:44,585 --> 00:19:46,418
You broke her stuff,
for Christ's sake.
257
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,335
I told you this would happen
on account of...
258
00:19:48,501 --> 00:19:51,001
This has nothing to do
with the moon. I'm fine!
259
00:19:51,168 --> 00:19:53,626
I have every reason
to be pissed at that shyster.
260
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,585
You are not fine.
You're turning into a total basket case.
261
00:19:56,751 --> 00:19:59,835
Disappearing to God knows where,
losing your cool all the time...
262
00:20:00,001 --> 00:20:02,043
My mom's rotting away in prison.
263
00:20:03,085 --> 00:20:05,043
Did you do it again?
264
00:20:05,210 --> 00:20:07,543
- What?
- Turn.
265
00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:09,710
No.
266
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,876
Look me in the eye.
267
00:20:14,918 --> 00:20:16,835
I have not turned.
268
00:20:17,001 --> 00:20:18,918
And you haven't been fooling
with those dreams?
269
00:20:20,251 --> 00:20:21,626
On my gypsy's honour.
270
00:20:21,793 --> 00:20:24,460
(SCOFFS) That's what worries me.
271
00:20:24,626 --> 00:20:27,626
When we go in there,
we need to accentuate the positive.
272
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,543
There's no point
sugar-coating this, D.
273
00:20:29,710 --> 00:20:32,710
It's just another Rumancek
getting totally fucked!
274
00:20:32,876 --> 00:20:34,835
She hears doom and gloom
coming from her only son,
275
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,126
you're gonna destroy
whatever hope she has.
276
00:20:50,210 --> 00:20:54,251
(CHUCKLES) You oughta see
what the other three chicks look like.
277
00:20:55,668 --> 00:20:58,001
Um...we just came from
the lady lawyer's.
278
00:20:58,168 --> 00:21:00,751
She says there's plenty
of reason for optimism.
279
00:21:00,918 --> 00:21:03,960
Right. Uh, something about
improper warrants or something.
280
00:21:04,126 --> 00:21:07,335
Thinks there's a good chance we can get
a lot of these charges tossed out.
281
00:21:07,501 --> 00:21:09,126
Next time
she's in front of the judge,
282
00:21:09,293 --> 00:21:10,876
she's gonna kick ass
and take names, OK?
283
00:21:11,043 --> 00:21:12,418
OK. Don't you kids
worry about me.
284
00:21:12,585 --> 00:21:14,751
The good news is,
I'm being transferred.
285
00:21:15,793 --> 00:21:17,960
- Transferred where?
- Who knows?
286
00:21:18,126 --> 00:21:20,251
But the food has got to be
better than here.
287
00:21:22,918 --> 00:21:25,668
No glum faces.
This too shall pass.
288
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:36,918
- It didn't go as well as hoped.
- He resisted?
289
00:21:37,085 --> 00:21:39,210
Quite the opposite.
He showed no restraint whatsoever.
290
00:21:39,376 --> 00:21:42,001
Oh, dear. He had an uncle like that.
Never knew when to stop.
291
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:44,835
Well, now Roman wants nothing
to do with any of it at all.
292
00:21:45,001 --> 00:21:48,335
About becoming upir -
it can be quite disorienting at first.
293
00:21:48,501 --> 00:21:51,001
I'm worried about the damage
he could do in the short term -
294
00:21:51,168 --> 00:21:53,501
exposing the lab,
shutting down my research.
295
00:21:53,668 --> 00:21:55,043
Don't overreact, Johann -
if you recall,
296
00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:57,751
I was quite a handful
when I first began the treatments.
297
00:21:58,793 --> 00:22:00,751
I have the results
of your blood tests.
298
00:22:00,918 --> 00:22:03,668
These anomalies
you've been exhibiting lately -
299
00:22:03,835 --> 00:22:06,918
normal human emotion,
the diminishing rate of healing
300
00:22:07,085 --> 00:22:08,585
consistent with
a non-upir metabolism...
301
00:22:08,751 --> 00:22:10,668
Hate it.
302
00:22:10,835 --> 00:22:12,543
There are specific changes
taking place in your bloodstream
303
00:22:12,710 --> 00:22:14,293
I'd not noticed before.
304
00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:15,835
I measured your telomeres
305
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,543
as a baseline for my research
306
00:22:17,710 --> 00:22:19,918
prior to Roman's attack,
then again today.
307
00:22:20,085 --> 00:22:21,960
They've shortened much faster
than anticipated.
308
00:22:22,126 --> 00:22:23,501
Jesus, Johann, get to the point!
309
00:22:23,668 --> 00:22:26,085
You're ageing
at an accelerated rate.
310
00:22:26,251 --> 00:22:29,210
Clearly, one of your lab retards
made a mistake.
311
00:22:29,376 --> 00:22:31,501
I double-checked
the results myself.
312
00:22:33,501 --> 00:22:35,835
How long does this condition last?
313
00:22:36,001 --> 00:22:37,835
We're in uncharted territory.
314
00:22:38,001 --> 00:22:43,168
There's no clinical data for the effects
of upir neurotoxin on another upir.
315
00:22:43,335 --> 00:22:46,001
Are you telling me I only have
a couple of hundred years left?
316
00:22:46,168 --> 00:22:47,710
More like
a normal human lifespan.
317
00:22:48,793 --> 00:22:51,001
Human lifespan is over like that.
(SNAPS FINGERS)
318
00:22:51,168 --> 00:22:53,335
Hardly worth going to
the trouble of being born.
319
00:22:53,501 --> 00:22:56,293
And it's also possible
it could reverse itself.
320
00:22:59,585 --> 00:23:01,876
Creeping mother of Christ.
321
00:23:02,043 --> 00:23:04,751
No, it's Roman who should be
concerned about his longevity
322
00:23:04,918 --> 00:23:07,668
if he disrupts
my Ouroboros research.
323
00:23:08,751 --> 00:23:12,043
I need to help him get his footing
in this new chapter of his life.
324
00:23:12,210 --> 00:23:13,918
Even after what he did to you?
325
00:23:14,085 --> 00:23:16,168
He and the baby
are all I have left.
326
00:23:17,793 --> 00:23:19,751
Compassion doesn't suit you, Olivia.
327
00:23:19,918 --> 00:23:26,501
I miss that venomous disposition and
that heart the size of a caraway seed.
328
00:23:31,626 --> 00:23:35,376
Well, despite what she says,
our marriage is not boring.
329
00:23:35,543 --> 00:23:37,376
I'm not boring.
330
00:23:37,543 --> 00:23:41,168
I do lots of exciting things -
crosswords, archery...
331
00:23:41,335 --> 00:23:43,793
It's your wife
you need to convince, not me.
332
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,168
I hold the record
in western Pennsylvania for constructing
333
00:23:46,335 --> 00:23:49,043
37 ships in bottles
in a 1-year period.
334
00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:51,876
I mean, if that isn't not boring,
I don't know what is.
335
00:23:53,418 --> 00:23:55,751
Another thing she doesn't
give me enough credit for
336
00:23:55,918 --> 00:23:57,960
is pitching in
around the house.
337
00:23:58,126 --> 00:23:59,751
Last night, I made dinner.
338
00:23:59,918 --> 00:24:02,043
Meatloaf and gravy with
peas and mashed potatoes.
339
00:24:02,210 --> 00:24:06,085
I thought about making baked potatoes,
then I changed my mind and went...
340
00:24:06,251 --> 00:24:07,793
SHELLEY:
Dear Uncle Norman, I'm OK.
341
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:12,126
But there are so many reasons
why I can't accept your kind offer of help.
342
00:24:12,293 --> 00:24:14,126
You have already done so much.
343
00:24:14,293 --> 00:24:16,335
Not believing all the terrible things
they say about me
344
00:24:16,501 --> 00:24:17,876
committing all those awful crimes.
345
00:24:18,043 --> 00:24:20,210
You have stood by me
through all of it.
346
00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:22,501
That's what gives me
the strength to go on.
347
00:24:22,668 --> 00:24:25,418
Helping me any more
would only get you in trouble.
348
00:24:25,585 --> 00:24:27,501
Goodbye, Uncle Norman.
349
00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:30,293
Whatever happens,
I will always love you. Shelley.
350
00:24:30,460 --> 00:24:32,126
PATIENT:
I mean, let me tell you,
351
00:24:32,293 --> 00:24:34,085
that is the pot
calling the kettle beige.
352
00:24:35,668 --> 00:24:37,751
Mmm!
353
00:24:43,210 --> 00:24:45,085
Don't!
354
00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:47,335
Not unless you want your brains
dripping out of your ears.
355
00:24:47,501 --> 00:24:49,710
Those are my 'shrooms.
356
00:24:49,876 --> 00:24:52,126
- Uh, it's for a good cause.
- (CHUCKLES)
357
00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:56,918
(OPENS BOTTLE)
358
00:24:58,001 --> 00:25:01,001
Hi. Hey.
359
00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:03,835
(CHUCKLES)
360
00:25:10,001 --> 00:25:12,210
Thanks.
361
00:25:18,418 --> 00:25:20,043
DESTINY:
Hand me that spray bottle.
362
00:25:20,210 --> 00:25:22,460
So who are you trying
to assassinate?
363
00:25:22,626 --> 00:25:25,960
I'm not an assassin.
I'm a freedom fighter.
364
00:25:27,126 --> 00:25:30,460
OFFICER: Take a seat on the right.
Spread your feet.
365
00:25:35,876 --> 00:25:37,626
Have a nice ride.
366
00:25:51,876 --> 00:25:53,501
Man, we gotta
get this van washed.
367
00:25:53,668 --> 00:25:55,168
Tree sap or some shit all over it.
368
00:25:55,335 --> 00:25:56,876
Mm-hm.
369
00:26:08,626 --> 00:26:11,126
How long's the trip
to the next squirrel cage?
370
00:26:11,293 --> 00:26:13,876
Three and a half hours.
And no potty stops.
371
00:26:14,043 --> 00:26:16,626
You won't mind driving back
with the windows down, then, huh?
372
00:26:20,751 --> 00:26:22,126
You know
Miss Piece of Shit back there
373
00:26:22,293 --> 00:26:23,668
assaulted one of our colleagues
yesterday?
374
00:26:23,835 --> 00:26:25,751
- Well, that's not right.
- No, it's not right.
375
00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:28,835
But she'll have many, many years
to reflect on her poor behaviour.
376
00:26:29,001 --> 00:26:31,460
Your boy had it coming.
He tried to cop a feel.
377
00:26:31,626 --> 00:26:34,001
Now, if I'm not mistaken,
we were just verbally assaulted
378
00:26:34,168 --> 00:26:36,418
while performing our duties
as correctional officers.
379
00:26:36,585 --> 00:26:40,460
Requiring us to report the incident to
our watch commander when we arrive.
380
00:26:40,626 --> 00:26:44,335
No wonder your hands are sticky,
the way you two jerk each other off.
381
00:26:45,418 --> 00:26:47,585
OFFICER:
Hot in here all of a sudden.
382
00:26:53,043 --> 00:26:54,835
What the hell?!
383
00:26:56,335 --> 00:26:57,876
- Uh...
- What the fuck?!
384
00:26:58,043 --> 00:27:00,376
- What?
- What the fuck?
385
00:27:00,543 --> 00:27:02,751
What's going on, man?
386
00:27:04,876 --> 00:27:09,168
- What are you guys doing?
- (PANICKED WHIMPERING)
387
00:27:19,793 --> 00:27:21,543
Hello?
388
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,543
Hello?
389
00:27:36,876 --> 00:27:39,376
Hang on, Lynda.
We'll have you out of there in a second.
390
00:27:45,710 --> 00:27:47,376
Do not touch the doorhandles.
391
00:27:47,543 --> 00:27:49,293
I repeat, do not
touch the doorhandles.
392
00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:52,585
- I love you guys!
- (GROANS) OK.
393
00:27:52,751 --> 00:27:54,543
Plane ticket to Bucharest
and a Romanian passport
394
00:27:54,710 --> 00:27:56,085
hot off the presses courtesy of...
395
00:27:56,251 --> 00:27:58,126
Andreas Vasilescu, at your service.
396
00:27:58,293 --> 00:28:00,126
Joe's funeral?
397
00:28:00,293 --> 00:28:02,418
Now the fortunate boyfriend
of my darling Creamsicle.
398
00:28:02,585 --> 00:28:04,751
That'd be me.
399
00:28:04,918 --> 00:28:06,793
And may I say
what an honour it is
400
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,168
to meet the loins of Rumancek
from which Peter sprung.
401
00:28:10,501 --> 00:28:12,543
Is this what I think it was?
402
00:28:12,710 --> 00:28:14,168
Grandma Lumilda's
psychoactive gypsy brain fog,
403
00:28:14,335 --> 00:28:16,085
absorbed transdermally
through the hands.
404
00:28:16,251 --> 00:28:18,543
- Poor bastards!
- Alright, come on.
405
00:28:18,710 --> 00:28:20,251
You've got a plane to catch.
406
00:28:54,293 --> 00:28:57,876
PRYCE: There are specific changes
taking place in your blood cells.
407
00:28:58,043 --> 00:29:01,085
You are ageing at an accelerated rate.
408
00:29:05,585 --> 00:29:08,418
Like a normal human lifespan.
409
00:29:08,585 --> 00:29:11,168
(CLOCK TICKS)
410
00:29:11,335 --> 00:29:15,543
OLIVIA: I am not sitting around
waiting for death to find me.
411
00:29:39,751 --> 00:29:42,876
(DARK ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS)
412
00:29:47,585 --> 00:29:50,710
A shot of tequila.
Top shelf, please.
413
00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:53,251
MAN: Now let's welcome
our first brave soul.
414
00:29:53,418 --> 00:29:57,376
(SINGS BADLY)
♪ Beautiful dreamer
415
00:29:57,543 --> 00:30:00,543
♪ Wake unto me
416
00:30:00,710 --> 00:30:03,210
♪ Starlight and dewdrops
417
00:30:03,376 --> 00:30:06,918
♪ Are waiting for me... ♪
418
00:30:08,085 --> 00:30:12,251
(CONTINUES SINGING
INDISTINCTLY)
419
00:30:13,460 --> 00:30:16,918
The gentleman would like you
to join him at his table for bottle service.
420
00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:21,335
Thank the gentleman
and his bottle service,
421
00:30:21,501 --> 00:30:22,876
but I'm waiting for a friend.
422
00:30:23,043 --> 00:30:24,710
OK.
423
00:30:24,876 --> 00:30:28,210
♪ Beautiful dreamer
424
00:30:28,376 --> 00:30:35,668
♪ Awake unto me. ♪
425
00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:38,918
- MC: Thank you very much.
- (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
426
00:30:39,085 --> 00:30:41,918
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a spot open for karaoke.
427
00:30:42,085 --> 00:30:44,293
Any takers?
428
00:30:47,876 --> 00:30:50,418
We have an open spot.
Any takers?
429
00:30:51,876 --> 00:30:53,876
There are very few things
in life I haven't done.
430
00:30:54,043 --> 00:30:56,210
This is one of them.
431
00:30:56,376 --> 00:30:59,293
(MELLOW POP MUSIC PLAYS)
432
00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:07,001
(SINGS)
♪ Creature with the atom brain
433
00:31:09,751 --> 00:31:15,335
♪ Creature with the atom brain
434
00:31:18,085 --> 00:31:24,543
♪ Why is he acting so strange?
435
00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:32,251
♪ Do you think he's one of them?
436
00:31:34,668 --> 00:31:40,460
♪ He threw the doll right down
437
00:31:42,668 --> 00:31:46,460
♪ Ripped its guts off
438
00:31:46,626 --> 00:31:49,501
♪ And threw it on the ground
439
00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:57,543
♪ Creature with the atom brain
440
00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:06,543
♪ Why is he acting so strange? ♪
441
00:32:11,043 --> 00:32:13,210
LETICIA: The first break
we've had since you've hired me.
442
00:32:13,376 --> 00:32:18,168
Yeah - she's been out there,
hunted like an animal, for seven months,
443
00:32:18,335 --> 00:32:21,251
surviving God knows how.
444
00:32:21,418 --> 00:32:24,001
Now all we have to do
is convince her to turn herself in.
445
00:32:24,168 --> 00:32:26,793
You do not want to catch
an aiding-and-abetting beef.
446
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:30,418
You know, at least if she's in custody,
Shelley will be safe.
447
00:32:30,585 --> 00:32:33,293
Is there, uh,
anything new on Marie?
448
00:32:33,460 --> 00:32:36,293
I spoke to the sheriff, did some
poking around in his background,
449
00:32:36,460 --> 00:32:38,210
just 'cause I'm nosy, uh...
450
00:32:38,376 --> 00:32:41,751
Michael Chasseur served
in the 101st Airborne.
451
00:32:42,793 --> 00:32:45,793
"Death from above."
He must be a hard-ass.
452
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,960
He did three tours in Iraq.
453
00:32:48,126 --> 00:32:50,001
He was recruited
by the Army Rangers.
454
00:32:50,168 --> 00:32:53,376
After that, it was a stint
with Chicago PD Homicide.
455
00:32:53,543 --> 00:32:55,543
He was involved
in a questionable shooting.
456
00:32:55,710 --> 00:32:58,001
IAD had put
a righteous face to it.
457
00:32:58,168 --> 00:33:00,168
Chasseur resigned
from under a cloud.
458
00:33:00,335 --> 00:33:01,751
Landed him in Hemlock Grove.
459
00:33:01,918 --> 00:33:04,418
- He give you anything?
- Nada.
460
00:33:04,585 --> 00:33:07,293
Searched his place,
canvassed the neighbours.
461
00:33:07,460 --> 00:33:10,460
You know,
Marie's not so reckless,
462
00:33:10,626 --> 00:33:13,335
she's just gonna take off
without telling anyone.
463
00:33:13,501 --> 00:33:15,960
I've done enough rooting around
this place looking for Shelley
464
00:33:16,126 --> 00:33:19,210
to know that whatever
Marie's situation is, it isn't benign.
465
00:33:19,376 --> 00:33:21,210
Seven girls were murdered.
466
00:33:21,376 --> 00:33:23,376
Yeah, which my niece
had nothing to do with.
467
00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:25,960
And a second one just went missing.
They're all related.
468
00:33:26,126 --> 00:33:28,126
The question is how.
469
00:33:30,126 --> 00:33:32,210
Chasseur interviewed your girlfriend.
470
00:33:32,376 --> 00:33:34,585
Yeah. Olivia told me.
471
00:33:34,751 --> 00:33:36,293
She was the last person
who saw her.
472
00:33:36,460 --> 00:33:38,335
I've already been over this.
473
00:33:38,501 --> 00:33:41,085
- I think you should put me
in a room with her.
- What for?
474
00:33:41,251 --> 00:33:43,918
She's already told the guy
everything that she knows.
475
00:33:44,085 --> 00:33:47,418
Olivia has cooperated
in every conceivable way.
476
00:33:47,585 --> 00:33:50,293
I don't want her bothered
any more than she already has been.
477
00:33:50,460 --> 00:33:52,376
It's no accident
that, you know, Marie,
478
00:33:52,543 --> 00:33:55,585
she threatens to sue the White Tower
and then she goes missing?
479
00:33:55,751 --> 00:33:57,793
Maybe you should be
looking into that.
480
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,376
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)
481
00:34:54,543 --> 00:34:56,501
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
482
00:35:09,793 --> 00:35:11,918
(DEVICE BEEPS)
483
00:35:13,418 --> 00:35:17,293
(BABY COOS)
484
00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:32,876
You...are so beautiful.
485
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,501
(LOCK CLICKS)
486
00:35:47,376 --> 00:35:49,418
Honey, I'm home.
487
00:35:51,418 --> 00:35:53,835
How'd it go with the doctor?
488
00:35:54,001 --> 00:35:58,376
Headline - "Turning into a Dairy Cow.
Who Knows Why?
489
00:35:58,543 --> 00:36:01,418
"While Completely Bizarre,
Is Not Life-Threatening."
490
00:36:01,585 --> 00:36:03,418
Didn't I tell you?
491
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:08,293
- Dr Spivak says hi, by the way.
- Hm. Nice guy.
492
00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:11,001
Yeah, and completely hilarious.
493
00:36:11,168 --> 00:36:14,960
He said this is...
mostly happening
494
00:36:15,126 --> 00:36:17,751
on account of me
being around the baby.
495
00:36:18,918 --> 00:36:20,876
- You told him?
- Yeah.
496
00:36:21,043 --> 00:36:23,001
After I specifically
told you not to?
497
00:36:23,168 --> 00:36:26,501
Well, gee, in a conversation
about mother's milk,
498
00:36:26,668 --> 00:36:29,001
the subject of a baby
just happened to come up.
499
00:36:29,168 --> 00:36:31,293
- Imagine that.
- Now somebody else knows.
500
00:36:31,460 --> 00:36:33,210
And why is that
such a big fucking deal?
501
00:36:33,376 --> 00:36:35,626
Because it is.
It's a big fucking deal, OK?
502
00:36:35,793 --> 00:36:38,460
- Not like he'll tell anyone.
- You don't know that!
503
00:36:38,626 --> 00:36:40,876
There's a little thing
called the Hippocratic oath.
504
00:36:41,043 --> 00:36:43,126
"Thou shalt not run your mouth
about your patient's business."
505
00:36:43,293 --> 00:36:45,251
But nobody else.
506
00:36:45,418 --> 00:36:47,460
Not a soul outside the walls
of this house. Understand?
507
00:36:47,626 --> 00:36:49,751
Jesus, Roman,
I wish you could hear yourself.
508
00:36:49,918 --> 00:36:53,293
You sound like
some kind of paranoid loon.
509
00:36:57,793 --> 00:37:00,251
There's a history of abuse
in the baby's family.
510
00:37:01,918 --> 00:37:04,751
I want to keep her
as far away from that as I can.
511
00:37:07,376 --> 00:37:10,210
I have to ask -
is any of that even remotely true?
512
00:37:10,376 --> 00:37:11,751
100%.
513
00:37:11,918 --> 00:37:14,168
Her grandmother's dangerous.
514
00:37:14,335 --> 00:37:16,835
And that's why
you're keeping this...
515
00:37:17,001 --> 00:37:19,585
..deep, dark baby secret?
516
00:37:19,751 --> 00:37:21,376
Yeah.
517
00:37:21,543 --> 00:37:24,210
Then why didn't you tell me,
instead of having me
518
00:37:24,376 --> 00:37:26,710
walk around on eggshells
with no fucking clue?
519
00:37:26,876 --> 00:37:28,543
It's really not fair.
520
00:37:28,710 --> 00:37:30,085
You're right.
521
00:37:30,251 --> 00:37:31,793
It's not fair.
522
00:37:35,001 --> 00:37:37,460
Pretty selfish, actually.
523
00:37:42,668 --> 00:37:44,960
Jeez, you look like
the dog's dinner.
524
00:37:45,126 --> 00:37:49,460
(LAUGHS)
I haven't been feeling too good lately.
525
00:37:49,626 --> 00:37:52,335
If you're coming down with something,
don't give it to me.
526
00:37:52,501 --> 00:37:54,668
I don't want the baby
getting sick too.
527
00:37:54,835 --> 00:37:56,710
Don't worry.
It's not contagious.
528
00:38:01,585 --> 00:38:02,960
What's wrong?
529
00:38:03,126 --> 00:38:05,126
Are you OK?
530
00:38:09,001 --> 00:38:11,085
So here's...
Here's what's up with the baby.
531
00:38:11,251 --> 00:38:13,168
It's mine.
532
00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:18,335
It was an unplanned pregnancy.
The mother died in childbirth.
533
00:38:18,501 --> 00:38:20,626
I'm trying to be a father.
534
00:38:20,793 --> 00:38:22,918
Obviously not a very good one, but...
535
00:38:23,085 --> 00:38:26,418
No, but... You're there for her.
536
00:38:26,585 --> 00:38:28,293
That's huge.
537
00:38:29,335 --> 00:38:32,168
So this, um, crazy granny...
538
00:38:32,335 --> 00:38:34,335
Is my mother.
539
00:38:36,001 --> 00:38:37,793
Wow.
540
00:38:40,626 --> 00:38:42,876
My daughter and I, we're...
we're terrified of each other.
541
00:38:43,043 --> 00:38:45,876
She starts screaming
as soon as I get close to her.
542
00:38:46,043 --> 00:38:48,585
So I panic and head for the hills.
I don't know...
543
00:38:48,751 --> 00:38:51,626
Things will settle down
soon enough. It just...
544
00:38:51,793 --> 00:38:54,460
It takes some time.
545
00:38:54,626 --> 00:38:56,960
Look, I know you didn't
sign up for any of this,
546
00:38:57,126 --> 00:38:58,918
but you need to know
how grateful I am.
547
00:38:59,085 --> 00:39:00,710
We are.
548
00:39:02,126 --> 00:39:05,001
I don't...
I don't know what's going on.
549
00:39:05,168 --> 00:39:09,501
I'm just dealing with what's
being presented to me, is all.
550
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,418
I guess that's how
the universe works.
551
00:39:14,918 --> 00:39:16,876
Or doesn't work...
552
00:39:17,043 --> 00:39:21,168
..'cause it's all just smashed to hell
and we're just a couple of broken pieces
553
00:39:21,335 --> 00:39:23,043
and none of this means anything.
554
00:39:26,335 --> 00:39:32,168
Go take a look in your kid's eyes
and tell me you still believe that.
555
00:39:47,710 --> 00:39:50,043
Come here, ice man.
556
00:39:57,918 --> 00:40:00,585
SONG: ♪ Hush, my darling
557
00:40:00,751 --> 00:40:07,835
♪ Hear the sad songs of summer
whispering
558
00:40:10,168 --> 00:40:12,876
♪ All my sorrow
559
00:40:14,126 --> 00:40:20,251
♪ Take to the sky upon their wing
560
00:40:21,710 --> 00:40:26,835
♪ And, oh
561
00:40:28,168 --> 00:40:33,043
♪ Oh-oh-oh
562
00:40:34,085 --> 00:40:36,876
♪ What's left of me
563
00:40:37,043 --> 00:40:42,376
♪ Is yours... ♪
564
00:41:07,585 --> 00:41:09,751
If there's any place on earth
that you can lay low
565
00:41:09,918 --> 00:41:11,626
and never get caught,
it's probably Romania.
566
00:41:11,793 --> 00:41:13,293
Because nobody wants to go.
567
00:41:13,460 --> 00:41:15,418
- Including me.
- Actually, it's quite beautiful.
568
00:41:15,585 --> 00:41:17,918
I don't mean to seem ungrateful
for all you guys have done,
569
00:41:18,085 --> 00:41:19,460
but I don't know anybody there.
570
00:41:19,626 --> 00:41:21,001
It's not like I have any friends.
571
00:41:21,168 --> 00:41:22,543
We have plenty of family there.
572
00:41:22,710 --> 00:41:24,960
I barely speak the language, Peter.
573
00:41:40,168 --> 00:41:42,335
- Am I never gonna see you again?
- Of course.
574
00:41:42,501 --> 00:41:43,876
Of course you're gonna
see me again.
575
00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:47,293
As a matter of fact, I'll have Andreas
whip me up a new identity
576
00:41:47,460 --> 00:41:49,210
and we'll start over together
in Bucharest.
577
00:41:50,251 --> 00:41:52,126
Your life is here, Peter.
578
00:41:52,293 --> 00:41:54,918
My life is wherever I am.
You taught me that.
579
00:41:55,085 --> 00:41:58,376
I know, but people in Hemlock Grove,
they need you.
580
00:41:59,460 --> 00:42:01,876
- How do you know?
- I'm not sure. It's just...
581
00:42:02,043 --> 00:42:05,251
It's very important you stay.
Mama has a feeling about this.
582
00:42:05,418 --> 00:42:07,585
And I'm never wrong about
these kind of things.
583
00:42:07,751 --> 00:42:11,793
Be a good boy. Man. I mean man.
584
00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:27,876
Drive up here wasn't too bad,
but the wait at the border
585
00:42:28,043 --> 00:42:29,960
getting through Customs
was a nightmare.
586
00:42:31,168 --> 00:42:34,293
No way are we going back home
until I'm sure everything's OK.
587
00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:36,376
I mean, Jack almost
got run over by a truck.
588
00:42:36,543 --> 00:42:39,335
Some sicko kid tells me it's not safe
'cause people are after me.
589
00:42:39,501 --> 00:42:42,001
More than happy to spend
a couple weeks up here with Mom,
590
00:42:42,168 --> 00:42:43,960
watching hockey
and eating poutines,
591
00:42:44,126 --> 00:42:45,876
even though my thighs
are gonna hate me, eh?
592
00:42:46,043 --> 00:42:48,543
(LAUGHS)
593
00:42:48,710 --> 00:42:50,251
He's upstairs having a bath.
594
00:43:01,251 --> 00:43:03,460
(DOG BARKS)
595
00:43:07,793 --> 00:43:11,126
MAN: Excuse me. Yeah, it's OK.
Neighbourhood watch.
596
00:43:14,210 --> 00:43:16,835
(DOOR BANGS)
597
00:43:18,376 --> 00:43:20,335
MAN: Hello?
598
00:43:23,793 --> 00:43:26,876
- MAN 2: Anyone down there?
- Negative!
599
00:43:30,668 --> 00:43:32,418
Lets go, let's go!
600
00:43:48,085 --> 00:43:50,793
(PANTS)
601
00:44:09,501 --> 00:44:11,710
So I met this guy at work.
40-ish, nerd cute.
602
00:44:11,876 --> 00:44:13,876
Another refugee
from the divorce wars.
603
00:44:14,043 --> 00:44:17,418
Name's Jeremy. Capricorn.
Loves all things 'Walking Dead'.
604
00:44:17,585 --> 00:44:19,835
Asked me to smuggle Cuban cigars
back to the States for him,
605
00:44:20,001 --> 00:44:23,460
which I'm not going to do, because
then he will smell like cigar smoke.
606
00:44:23,626 --> 00:44:26,793
No, I haven't slept with him yet!
I'm not a complete slut.
607
00:44:35,418 --> 00:44:38,335
Jack? Jack?
608
00:44:42,210 --> 00:44:44,460
Oh, God.
609
00:44:44,626 --> 00:44:46,876
Oh, God, Jack.
610
00:44:48,293 --> 00:44:51,668
Jack. (SOBS)
611
00:44:51,835 --> 00:44:53,835
Jack.
612
00:44:58,585 --> 00:45:01,835
Her GFRs are back to normal,
and the creatine composition
613
00:45:02,001 --> 00:45:04,085
indicates robust renal sufficiency.
614
00:45:04,251 --> 00:45:06,835
Good - at this point,
extraction is wholly dependent
615
00:45:07,001 --> 00:45:08,751
on her monoclonal
antibody development.
616
00:45:08,918 --> 00:45:11,335
And now, on a more pressing matter,
617
00:45:11,501 --> 00:45:13,876
I need the enzyme inhibitor
I asked for posthaste.
618
00:45:14,043 --> 00:45:16,168
I'm getting
an anomalous molecular weight
619
00:45:16,335 --> 00:45:18,335
in the purified polypeptide chain.
620
00:45:18,501 --> 00:45:22,001
- So, what are you telling me?
- The gel filtration of lysate...
621
00:45:22,168 --> 00:45:24,085
No excuses.
I want that inhibitor now.
622
00:45:24,251 --> 00:45:26,585
- I need few days more.
- Unacceptable!
623
00:45:26,751 --> 00:45:29,460
I am not understanding
the urgency of something
624
00:45:29,626 --> 00:45:33,585
that has almost no practical application
beyond killing host organism.
625
00:45:33,751 --> 00:45:38,126
Why or how I choose to use that enzyme
is of no concern of yours.
626
00:45:38,293 --> 00:45:41,043
Yes, but it is matter
of allocating resources.
627
00:45:41,210 --> 00:45:42,626
Hear me...
628
00:45:42,793 --> 00:45:45,335
..and hear me well,
629
00:45:45,501 --> 00:45:47,501
you Bolshevik stool sample.
630
00:45:47,668 --> 00:45:50,085
Unless you want to find yourself
on trial in the Hague
631
00:45:50,251 --> 00:45:53,210
for war crimes,
like your asshole buddy Chemical Ali...
632
00:45:56,085 --> 00:45:58,210
..get me my fucking enzyme.
633
00:46:07,918 --> 00:46:12,085
How about we go raise a glass
to new life in the old country?
634
00:46:12,251 --> 00:46:14,668
Not really in a glass-raising mood.
635
00:46:17,335 --> 00:46:20,835
- We did a good thing today.
- Yeah, we did.
636
00:46:34,876 --> 00:46:36,418
Good evening, Sheriff.
637
00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:39,626
- Come down to the station.
- Is there a problem?
638
00:46:39,793 --> 00:46:42,710
That woman and kid you scared
the crap out of in Greensburg.
639
00:46:42,876 --> 00:46:44,960
Just got off the phone
with the sheriff there.
640
00:46:45,126 --> 00:46:47,043
She and her boy are dead.
641
00:46:50,376 --> 00:46:51,751
Jesus. How?
642
00:46:51,918 --> 00:46:56,918
She drowned the kid in the bathtub then
jumped out a window 10 storeys up.
643
00:46:58,626 --> 00:47:02,501
And I'm willing to bet there's a German
shepherd in the mix somewhere.
644
00:47:02,668 --> 00:47:05,418
Either you're part of
a multinational gang of killers
645
00:47:05,585 --> 00:47:06,960
with a field office in Toronto...
646
00:47:07,126 --> 00:47:09,793
Or what? You actually did
buy a unicorn on Zoiknoid?
647
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:11,876
Let's just say
I'm not unfamiliar
648
00:47:12,043 --> 00:47:14,085
with events and situations
that are out of the ordinary.
649
00:47:18,668 --> 00:47:21,085
(CLOCK TICKS)
650
00:47:30,460 --> 00:47:33,168
(HEARTBEAT THUDS)
651
00:47:47,626 --> 00:47:49,251
I couldn't sleep.
652
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:53,668
Yeah, well. You're creeping me out.
653
00:47:53,835 --> 00:47:56,543
You shouldn't drink so much coffee.
654
00:47:58,043 --> 00:48:00,751
I should probably feed the baby.
655
00:48:04,126 --> 00:48:05,918
I can't believe I just said that.
656
00:48:23,126 --> 00:48:24,793
(INHALES DEEPLY)
657
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,376
(PANTS)
658
00:48:38,501 --> 00:48:40,335
(DOOR THUDS)
659
00:48:54,585 --> 00:48:56,626
Don't hurt me. Take whatever you want.
Just don't hurt me.
660
00:48:56,793 --> 00:48:59,168
Freezing. I'm fucking freezing!
661
00:48:59,335 --> 00:49:01,626
Stop fighting, you know,
when they understand it's OK to die.
662
00:49:01,793 --> 00:49:03,876
- It's OK. Sayonara, life.
- Roman...
663
00:49:04,043 --> 00:49:06,043
I gotta live like this.
They don't get to die.
664
00:49:06,210 --> 00:49:08,626
- Making myself clear, Dr Pryce?
- Absolutely clear.
665
00:49:08,793 --> 00:49:11,710
Let's just take a moment
and calm down...
666
00:49:11,876 --> 00:49:15,001
Do not tell me to calm down!
That great big fucking bird's coming.
667
00:49:15,168 --> 00:49:17,793
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
Pecking at my fucking guts.
668
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:19,668
Make it stop.
It hurts so fucking bad.
669
00:49:19,835 --> 00:49:22,001
- I'll make it stop, Roman.
- Will you?
670
00:49:22,168 --> 00:49:24,626
I'll do anything you want.
Here. Keys to my car.
671
00:49:24,793 --> 00:49:27,085
Take 'em. Take 'em! Take 'em!
672
00:49:27,251 --> 00:49:29,168
The White Tower, it's yours.
673
00:49:29,335 --> 00:49:31,835
I'll make it stop.
674
00:49:32,001 --> 00:49:34,168
Thank you. Thank you.
I don't want to be this thing.
675
00:49:34,335 --> 00:49:35,960
I don't want to be hungry
all the time!
676
00:49:36,126 --> 00:49:37,710
No more whoop, whoop, whoop!
677
00:49:39,376 --> 00:49:43,168
I have to warn you, what's on my mind
has never been tried before.
678
00:49:43,335 --> 00:49:44,710
It might not work.
679
00:49:44,876 --> 00:49:47,501
Just no more
whoop, whoop, whoop.
680
00:49:47,668 --> 00:49:49,585
Please, no more.
681
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:55,168
(SOBS) Please.
I don't want to hurt anyone anymore.
682
00:49:55,335 --> 00:49:57,251
You're safe now.
683
00:49:57,418 --> 00:50:00,418
- Don't let me be like her.
- I'll take care of you.
684
00:50:00,585 --> 00:50:03,626
Everything's going to be OK.
685
00:50:08,376 --> 00:50:13,751
SONG: ♪ I ain't never loved no woman
686
00:50:15,876 --> 00:50:21,335
♪ Loved
The way I've loved you
687
00:50:23,543 --> 00:50:29,293
♪ I ain't never had nobody
688
00:50:29,460 --> 00:50:36,501
♪ To make me feel good the way you do
689
00:50:38,126 --> 00:50:42,960
♪ I want to be your do-right man
690
00:50:44,001 --> 00:50:45,376
♪ Ain't
nobody
691
00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:47,710
♪ Ain't nobody gonna make me
692
00:50:47,876 --> 00:50:50,543
♪ Change my mind... ♪