RuPaul: A second chance.
A game within a game.
A twist so twisted they'll never see it coming.
Bring back my All Stars.
The one most fit to meet all the criteria.
Screw all that. Just say hey, Miss A'Keria.
The sass, the class, and all this ass.
Miss A'Keria Chanel Davenport, she's back.
Well, lookie, lookie.
I see Mama Ru's budget's gotten bigger.
Michelle: A'Keria's a power hitter in this competition.
RuPaul: But where does she get that big ol' booty from?
You gonna-- you gonna slap it today!
Slap it today!
"Miss Ass Almighty"? Copyright it.
On Season 11, I was a force to be reckoned with.
RuPaul: The queen that nobody saw coming.
I got all the way to the finale.
I got to taste the tip of the crown.
Just the tip, just the tip!
Just the tip. Don't tease me!
I need the whole thing this time around.
Give a bitch a second chance!
Mm. [applause]
Let's see if we have company.
Ohh! Or the help.
[chuckles]
Well, Mother did say
may the best woman win.
I'm Jiggly Caliente from Season 4,
the best season ever. Ha!
May I call you Jiggly?
Of course, Mama. Everything jiggles.
Michelle: Jiggly is a ball of energy and funny.
RuPaul: Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
Season 4 was an amazing opportunity,
but it was very emotional.
There was a lot of insecurities
that I didn't realize I was projecting.
I mean, you're Jiggly Caliente.
Embrace the Jiggly!
I am.
Hey! [both laugh]
Coming out as a trans woman
was a huge weight lifted off my shoulders.
Bitch, you look sickening!
Now I know who I am as an entertainer,
I know who I am as a queen, I know who I am as a person.
And I'm coming full force.
Get ready! [laughs]
Girl, so who else you think is coming?
Well, I hope I'm the only pretty one.
Oh, girl, the shade starts already, honey.
No, no, sorry.
Whoo! She's delusional. Somebody get her help!
Medic!
I'm backpack, backpack, back again!
Ooh! Bitch look like a popsicle.
Hey, everyone, it's Jan
from Season 12 of RuPaul's Drag Race.
Did you miss me?
AOC: You're a feast.
You bring this polish
that really should be something to be proud of.
♪ I want to rule the world ♪
On my season,
through my eagerness to win this competition,
I came off completely unhinged, at an 11 the entire time.
Jan-tastic!
All right, you're coming off very intense right now.
I just need you to take a breath and fine-tune.
It really sucks.
I think last time, I needed to prove to myself
that I had everything that it took to be a winner.
But now I know that,
and I'm just waiting for the judges to see it,
because I see it, and that's why I'm here.
-New York in the house. Mwah! -New York!
We're here!
-Yeah! -Yes.
-Girl, you come back so soon. -I know, girl.
Fresh off the season, and she's back.
Your saucy homegirl is back, and she's sweeter than before.
Baby, y'all better watch out, 'cause Miss Ra'Jah's back.
Come on through. [laughs]
She's got more legs than a bucket of chicken.
-Two of 'em. -Two of 'em.
RuPaul: I see Diana Ross, I see Lola Falana.
Let me tell you something.
Ra'Jah is a bad bitch, okay?
But Season 11 Ra'Jah, she was just a bitch.
Don't try me right now. I'm not gagging.
She's taken up enough mirror space.
That bad bitch that I claim that I am,
that bad bitch that I know that I am,
I didn't show her at all.
Ra'Jah, you look stressed.
Instead of thinking on the negative, just be you.
[exhales]
-Now, wait a minute, bitch. -Yeah, bitch.
-Wait a minute! -No, wait a minute!
Let me see you one time!
This time, yes, ma'am, I'm coming for that $100.000.
Bitch, the brakes has been cut, and I'm going full throttle.
Bitch, let's go!
Feelin' froggy?
No, what are you wearing?
It's Ginger Minj, from the top three of Season 7
to the bottom four of All Stars 2.
That's right, I'm versatile.
Where in England are you from, Adele?
My house.
Michelle: She can give you comedy and glamour
and acting and singing.
I mean, she's a quadruple threat.
On Season 7, I was the OG big girl
that made it to the finale.
I cry.
But on All Stars 2,
my fate was in the hand
of a cavalcade of other cross dressers.
So the queen that I'm sending home, that's Ginger.
Which one of you bitches gave me warts?
[all laugh] Hi!
I feel like there's unfinished business.
The glamour toad is back to claim my crown.
And I ain't croakin', bitch.
You trying to steal my seat?
I don't need the seat, I need the crown.
Awoo!
I hope you like it doggy style.
Oh, bitch! [all laugh]
Ra-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca!
I'm Yara Sofia, Puerto Rico's Oprah Winfrey.
Rrr.
I'm just kidding. Ha!
Judge: That body is near perfection.
¡Escándalo!
[French accent] Lubricant le mover.
Oh, oh, almost burned my ass. Oh, my God.
[laughs] That bitch is crazy.
On Season 3, I got to top four.
Coochie! Olé!
I gotta be--I gotta be here, I gotta be here.
[laughs]
And on All Stars, I think I did really well.
But I wanted to show more.
I could be funny, I could be fierce, I could be dark.
You just give me the challenge and just give me the runway,
and I will whup their asses.
Girl, I'm jealous. I want my waist back.
Bitch, you pay for it.
God doesn't give it to you, you pay for it.
Yes, ma'am. I like that.
Whoo!
Season 11, I came for the lunch.
All Stars 6, I'm coming for the dinner.
Look out, bitch, I am your winner!
-Okay! -[laughs]
Y'all know who it is.
It's big Silk with the good milk from Season 11.
Oh, you want some?
Aah! I'm on a diet!
Carson: I love me some Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
Michelle: There's a magic to Silky that you can't deny.
Can I get your phone number?
[shrieks and laughter]
When I watch Season 11,
I still love everything about me. [laughs]
But there was a lot of points where I was just, like,
oh, baby, you are doing it wrong, bitch.
If I would have lip synced for my motherfucking life today,
bitch, I was motherfucking ready!
Michelle: It was a little sloppy.
Meh.
But now that I get this second chance,
I need to focus on me, my drag, my garments, and my talent.
Because, bitch, it's about to go down.
Silky got oat milk titties.
Oat milk titties?
No, girl, why you playing? That's buttermilk.
[all laugh]
I have a box for delivery,
but I heard you only accept them in the rear.
I'm Pandora Boxx,
and I'm from RuPaul's Drag Race Season 2 and All Stars 1.
I can't believe that bitch went into my purse and took that wig.
She is a fantastic comedienne.
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
[all laugh]
I was Miss Congeniality of Season 2,
and I was not Miss Congeniality of All Stars.
Why do you think the universe has paired you two together?
I'm a glutton for punishment?
Oh, dear.
If I was by myself, I would have won.
I need another shot, because I wanna win it all.
I wanna win a challenge,
and then I wanna win another challenge,
and another challenge, and then I want the crown.
-Hi, everybody! -Oh, my God!
Everybody looks gorgeous.
You, too.
Fuck all of you. [all laugh]
That's a hat, honey.
Off to the races.
-Girl, is that-- -Yes!
Girl, that's Scarlet.
[all shouting]
Scarlet Envy back again, and I couldn't be more excited.
All Stars wants me, and the feeling is mutual.
Michelle: Scarlet is a leading lady.
-Ooh! -Oh, Lord.
New phone. Who dis?
Not so fast.
My journey on Season 11 was unquestionably cut short.
Who should go home tonight?
-Scarlet Envy. -Scarlet.
-Scarlet.
All of those bitches said my name on the runway.
Hi, girls. How you doing?
Wow, it's a winner.
I am here to show the world they were wrong,
and win 100.000 doll-hairs.
There's four from Season 11. Wow.
You brought some scissors back with you?
No, no scissors.
If she did, I hope she got them sharpened.
Representing Panama, it's Serena ChaCha.
¡Olé!
Okay.
Hey, ChaCharinas,
it's Mother Hair, Serena ChaCha.
That's right, the wigstress is back.
RuPaul: You are a young and talented queen
with so much more to show the world.
I can see your seafood platter.
Season 5, I was so young and so new to drag.
You only auditioned for this thing once,
being 21, and get in right away once.
That season had some of the strongest queens period.
I mean, tight-end queens.
I mean, like, the best of the best,
and I wasn't ready for that.
-We're all in the same caliber. -Except for Serena.
[all laugh]
But now I'm ready. Oh, my God, I'm so ready.
Is anybody gonna get that?
I will, I will.
Eight years later. [laughs]
[thumping]
Oh, shit, I think I just hit the microphone.
[laughs]
-God, hello, everybody! -Mwah!
Can I kiss everybody yet?
Uh-uh. We don't know where you been, bitch.
[all laugh]
-Oh! -Aah!
Ooh, girl, you got fe-mail.
[screams and cheers]
Hello, okay, body, body, ody, ody.
Did somebody say "fish?"
I haven't eaten all day.
Since Season 2, so much has happened to me,
and I feel like it's time for me to reintroduce myself.
I am Kylie Sonique Love.
You can call me Kylie. All my friends do.
Ooh!
The Devil went down to Georgia.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Ride that cannon.
Yeah, that hits the spot.
Season 2 was a great experience for me.
I believed in my talent then, and my potential,
but I knew that was not my moment.
I want you to come out from behind the mask.
It's almost like if you were to peek inside of a cocoon,
I had so much more to grow.
Sashay away.
-Hi! -Finally!
Leave that anywhere, move on in.
And I have been dreaming about this second chance forever.
I'll take that, please.
I plan on winning this shit, okay?
So get the fuck ready.
I just wanna say that I am so glad
that we got the girls this season.
That means a lot to me.
We've always had the girls.
Okay?
You know they done fucked up, right?
I am the lip sync assassin of Season 6,
and I am Trinity K. Bonet.
Judge: I love Trinity's creativity.
Every little detail. Just gorgeous.
You give me Naomi Campbell gowns.
Stop flushing that toilet so much.
You gonna run my damn light bill up.
On Season 6, I thought I had an idea
of what RuPaul's Drag Race was,
but I had no clue.
Trinity, I don't know why your back is turned.
You have to play to the camera.
The stage plays and the music, like, it was just a lot.
Sorry, if I suck, I suck.
You freaked yourself out.
I had never been critiqued, and it made me feel small.
I'm trying to drag-- pun intended--yourself out,
because when I see you lip sync, I see it there.
-It's there. -Exactly.
I had it all then.
I just didn't believe in myself like everybody else did,
and now you can't tell me nothin'.
That's the advantage of being an All Star,
because you get to change the narrative.
This is redemption time.
Welcome in, bitch!
-What's up? -Welcome in!
It's about fucking time.
Yeah, girl.
[laughs]
Eureka, you found it.
Werk, bitch.
Again. And again. And again.
Well, maybe third time's the charm, hell.
Listen, girl, the mama is back.
[laughs]
Got them All Stars lips, bitch. Aah!
I come to you from east Tennessee.
Carson: She gives us glamorous looks with a sense of humor.
Judge: My goodness, I wanna look like that
when I go home to my husband tonight.
I'm Honey Boo-Boo, y'all.
[cries]
Season 9, I popped a knee.
Season 10, I didn't win, you see.
But All Stars 6, that crown's for me.
[laughs]
You win, you die!
Hey, oh, my God!
Oh, my God, there's a lot of crying.
Eureka's always evolving, always elevating,
and I promise y'all,
Miss Eureka! is bringing the glow up, bitch.
Y'all are gonna be like... [gags and spits]
And y'all gonna eat it again. [laughs]
-13 bitches. -13.
I literally could die. This is insane.
So this is the most girls that's ever been on All Stars.
-I hope that's it. -Ooh.
Hello, hello, hello!
[cheering]
It's a family reunion!
[all laugh]
What a gorgeous gaggle of glamazons.
I am honored to have you here,
because I believe in second chances,
and I believe in you.
Now, you'll be happy to hear
that All Stars is still a Ru-mocracy.
[cheering]
Each week, each of you will vote
for the bottom queen that you think deserves the chop.
But don't get it twisted.
This season of All Stars
is gonna be a game within a game.
-Oh, girl. -Oh, here we go.
And a master class in survival.
Rawr.
-Mrewrr. -Here we go.
More on that later.
Now, before the competition begins officially,
it's time to reveal one more queen.
-One more queen? -What?
One more queen. Queens everywhere.
What?
How many ho's y'all got here?
See, why they gotta make it hard?
Why they gotta make it hard?
Okay, girl.
Hell, no, baby.
♪ Oh, hell, no ♪
♪ Hell, no, hell, no ♪
♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars
receives a one-year supply
of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,
a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,
and a cash prize of $100.000.
♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
♪ May the best woman ♪
♪ Best woman win ♪
Before the competition begins officially,
it's time to reveal one more queen.
-Oh! -One more queen?
-No! -Hell, no.
-Mother! -No, ma'am!
Please give a warm Drag Race welcome to my pal,
Miss Piggy.
[cheering]
It's so thrilling!
I'm so thrilled to see you!
[cheers and laughter]
Miss Piggy? Aah!
And here I am dressed as Kermit the Hog.
The moment you called, I dropped everything and--
Wait a second. I thought you and moi
were having an intimate tête-à-tête.
Who are all these fabulous queens behind you?
Miss Piggy, darling, these are my All Stars.
We're shooting our show.
So nice to meet you.
-Hi! -Hi!
But enough of them, Ru. Let's talk about us.
Well, maybe you can help me with today's mini-challenge.
Moi? Help?
After I had to wait all these years
for you to even ask me to be on your show?
[all laugh]
I'd love to.
[all laugh]
And now, in the grand tradition
of the legendary documentary Paris is Burning...
The library is about to open, because reading is what?
-Fundamental! -Fundamental!
So, Miss Piggy, would you like me
to call up each queen so you can--
Back up, sweet thing. I know what I'm doing.
Oh! [laughs]
First up, Kylie Sonique Love.
Oh, yes, pussy, bitch.
-Yes, RuPaul body. -Aow!
A'Keria Davenport,
I just know you're gonna carry on
that notorious tradition of the Davenports
and go home without the crown.
[all laugh] Ooh!
Ginger Minj, bitch, you are shaped like a deep breath.
[all laugh]
Ra'Jah, I think I can speak for everybody when I say
what the hell are you doing here?
Nobody else worthy?
Okay. Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
You see me.
The Good Book says, "Be ye, oh, so ready,"
so I have came prepared with a comb and grease,
and I am willing to braid your fucking back
because I refuse to let you walk around this werkroom
like Don King for another season.
[all laugh] Yes, ma'am!
Pandora Boxx, when the CDC said
that there should be no gatherings more than 10 people,
Pandora was like, "My show should be fine."
[all laugh] Oh, for shame!
-Serena ChaCha. -Yes?
Who canceled and you booked this gig?
[all laugh] Oh, bitch!
A'Keria Davenport, my sister, my sister.
Ass Almighty, ankles all tiny.
[all laugh]
Scarlet Envy, is that you?
I almost didn't recognize you without the beard.
[all laugh] Hey, thank you!
Hi, Jiggly. May I call you Jiggly?
Yeah.
Oh, it's more like sags and droops now, huh?
[all laugh]
Ginger Minj, oh, my God, I love your husband CJ.
He's a top. You know what that makes Ginger?
Rock bottom.
[all laugh]
Eureka! O'Hara from HBO's We're Here.
We wish you weren't.
[all laugh]
Jan Backpack.
Jan is so uptight, she doesn't need tape to tuck.
[all laugh]
Look at this cast, Ru.
God, my cholesterol's higher than your standards these days.
[all laugh]
All right, Jiggly Caliente.
May I call you...
stupid?
[all laugh]
Silky.
Don't do me in, bitch.
Oh, she was in such a hurry to get here,
she put her ass on backwards today.
[all laugh]
Oh, my God!
Pandora Boxx, oh!
This bitch is so old her wigs have osteoporosis.
[all laugh]
Ginger Minj, the actor of the group.
Can you finally act like you have some taste?
Ha-ha!
Pandora Boxx.
Now, you're supposed to be the box
that unleashes all the evil on Earth.
Is bitterness one of them?
Ooh!
Silky, I remember
when you were dressed up as a cockroach on the runway.
That's the closest you can get to cock.
[all laugh] Oh, my God.
Serena ChaCha. Cha, cha.
¡Echa pa' fuera!
[all laugh]
Sonique, as Lady Gaga once said,
there can be a hundred people in the room,
and 99 have no idea who you are.
-Ooh. -Oh. Ouch.
But you won't fucking forget me after this.
[all laugh]
Trinity K. Bonet, the holy Trinity:
bad teeth, bad personality, and bad attitude!
-Ow! -Damn!
Yikes.
Took a hard left.
Jiggly Cali... Cali...
Ru, I just can't bring myself to lie already.
It's nothing hot about this bitch but that wig.
[all laugh] Ooh!
Ra'Jah D. O'Hara.
Well, girl, you lip synced a lot on Season 11.
Don't worry, sis, you won't be lip syncing none this season.
Trust me, no tops for you.
A'Keria C. Davenport,
one of the realest bitches I know from the waist up.
[all laugh]
Jan, in the middle of a global pandemic,
we should stay safe every week.
Do you have any advice?
[all laugh]
Munch, munch, crunch, crunch.
Jan ate everything during quarantine for lunch.
[crickets]
Fuck y'all. Y'all ain't gonna laugh at me?
Say something funny.
-Ooh! -Say something funny.
Miss Eureka! O'Hara.
The only thing thinning on you is your hairline.
[all laugh] Oh, my God!
Now, bitch, that was a read.
Ladies, I've consulted with Miss Piggy.
The winner of today's mini-challenge is Ginger.
Whoo! [laughter and applause]
So, Ginger, you've won a $2.500 gift card from ISLYNYC.
Now, Miss Piggy, can you stay?
Oh, I'd love to, RuPu,
but I'm having lunch with my dear friend Porkchop.
And the first one to make a pig joke is toast.
Oh, okay, all right.
-By-ee! -By-ee!
-Mwah!
We love you, Miss Piggy!
Ugh, I cannot believe it took so long
for them to ask me to be on this show.
Next time I see Ru, I am going to tell her--
Hey, uh, Miss Piggy, we can still hear you.
Uh, I'm going to tell her how much I love her!
[all laugh]
-Love you, RuPaul! -Good save.
[all laugh]
[cheers and applause]
All right, All Stars, for this week's maxi-challenge,
you need to show the world
how your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent has grown
in the All Stars Star-Studded Variety Extravaganza.
[cheering]
All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win!
[cheering]
Whoo!
-Yay! Congratulations. -All right.
You just won the first mini-challenge!
Werk, bitch!
Oh, wow, they got a makeup wall, now.
Yes, Anastasia Beverly Hills.
-Bitch, I'm right here. -Oh, yay, neighbors.
We're here, and we get to rewrite herstory, bitch.
I'm, like, really excited to be back,
but I gotta say, the group is strong.
Okay. This is a group of badass bitches,
let me tell you.
We are so diverse, representing POC the house down.
Your ass looks amazing, bitch.
Thank you. It's all real.
We have transgender women in this competition.
We also have full-figured, body-positive queens.
Period, boo.
Oh, I'm here for it. I'm here for it.
But most of all, I see talent, talent, talent.
Can I unzip your dress?
The zipper's right here, bitch.
Oh, no, I wanted to do it this way.
No! [both laugh]
Jiggly and I have been very close friends
for years and years and years.
I'm so excited you're here and I'm here.
I am so excited to be here.
It's important to have friends in this competition.
What is that? Maternity bra?
You leave nana's knockers outta this.
[laughs]
But I'll be damned
if I become the head of the bitter old lady brigade again,
because that is not a good strategy.
I'm here to love all of you.
With consent.
Oh, Serena, you are cute over there, okay?
Thank you!
I'm surprised to see you here,
but not really surprised to see you here.
You have really stepped up your game with everything.
Thank you so much.
So I'm so proud to, like, see you here.
-Because girl, we-- -Thank you.
A lot of us need second chances.
-Yes. -And you needed one.
I know that I have everything it takes
to come here and snatch this crown.
It's a very strong group, though.
-Exactly. -Right.
I be scared.
But I cannot believe there's so many strong contenders
with great talent in this room right now.
I mean, it's insane.
I think the only strategy that works is make it to the top.
That's it. Hold the top spot and fight.
-$100.000. -$100.000. Fight.
-Whoo! -Boom, Boo-boo-boo-boom.
-Whoo! -Oh, wow.
All right, my turn, my turn, my turn.
My turn. Ooh. Oh!
Our first maxi-challenge is the All Star variety show.
This is where we get to see
who's here to play and who's here to slay.
What is it that you're gonna do?
I wrote a song for my mom.
It's just, like, in remembrance to her.
What are you doing?
A lot of people from Drag Race
don't really know who I am,
so I wanted to write a song
that's, like, introducing myself.
-You're a fierce queen. -Aw!
Like, girl, I thought I was gonna be the fishy queen.
You are the fishy queen.
I know. I'm the whale queen.
[both laugh]
That's still a fish. Is that a fish?
It's a mammal. [laughs]
Miss Thing, what are you doing today?
I'm doing a little light comedy,
see if I can be the first bitch not to go home on the mic.
Definitely don't wanna be that girl.
Everybody knows that every bitch
that has done comedy on the variety show has went home.
Your breath smells exactly like your ass.
Aah!
I know I'm taking a risk, but I am the TKB,
and my head is in the game.
But you just said nobody wants to go home first.
But I feel good about it. Whatever. [laughs]
Yesterday Ru said, "It's a game within a game."
What does that mean?
I just learned to not guess when it comes to Drag Race.
Well, we all know the dynamic of All Stars.
Like, bitch, okay, if I win,
I essentially have to send one of these motherfuckers home.
But honestly, it's not just if you win.
We all have to still vote for somebody to go home.
Have y'all thought about strategy?
This I gotta hear.
Speaking for myself, I'm singled out from everybody
because I'm the only Season 6 girl here.
And I'm the only Season 4.
I'm one of four from Season 11.
I'm one of four that are fat.
I'm one of six that are Black.
Like, I'm part of everybody group.
But I don't want people to think that I'm here for a laugh.
My thing is here I just wanna be fair.
Right. When I look around the room, I see familiar faces.
But I don't have nobody's cell phone number in my phone,
I don't talk to nobody on Facebook or Instagram,
and that's scary.
Because if I have a bad week,
these girls are my only hope to stay in this competition.
I'm excited to cheer everyone on.
Yes.
I'm such a cheerleader, I'm telling you.
Bitch, what?
Back in my day, we didn't do all that kumbaya.
Okay?
We did the hyah-ku, hy-yaya-ku!
-In drag! -[all laugh]
Bitch, okay?
[music]
[RuPaul laughs]
♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪
♪ Cover girl ♪
And what? [applause]
Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.
[cell phone rings]
Wait, somebody's phone. Can you--Michelle?
-No. -Oh, it's mine, sorry.
I gotta take this. What's up?
RuPaul, what is going on?
I thought I was your best friend.
Oh, honey, you are, sis. Of course you are.
Then what is Michelle Visage still doing on your show?
Oh, Michelle?
You promised that moi
would be on the judging panel of Drag Race.
Hey, um, love you, Miss Piggy. Gotta go!
-But--but-- -Talk later!
Augh!
Well, if it isn't my other best friend Michelle Visage.
Pork you.
[laughs]
Style superstar Carson Kressley.
Now, is variety the spice of life?
Oh, I always thought it was cumin.
Are you pronouncing that right?
[all laugh]
And the hilarious Ross Mathews.
Ross, can you believe this is Season 6 of All Stars?
Let's get six-ening!
[all laugh]
This week we challenged our queens
to shine in the All Stars
Star-Studded Variety Extravaganza.
So sit back, relax, and let them entertaint you.
All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
Let the All Stars Star-Studded Variety Extravaganza begin!
Jan, you're safe.
♪ Aah ♪
Not this.
♪ I'm done with crying, all my tears are dry ♪
♪ I spread my wings, now mama, watch me fly ♪
♪ They're gonna hear my voice around the world ♪
♪ Oh, I'm not your average girl ♪
♪ Yeah, you're gonna feel the Jan-tasy ♪
♪ So get into me ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the bitch you wish you could be ♪
♪ Jan-tasy ♪
Whoo!
♪ Jan-tasy ♪
[cheers and applause]
You better hit them notes, bitch!
They say I'm weird.
They say I'm kooky.
They say I'm ridiculous.
And you know what?
They're absolutely right.
♪ Ridiculous ♪
♪ Ridic-dic-dic-dic-dic- dic-dic-dic-diculous ♪
Aah!
-Dance break. -Wait, what?
[all laugh]
♪ I can't dance, but I look okay ♪
♪ I can't dance, but I look okay, okay ♪
♪ Ridiculous ♪
♪ Ridic-dic-dic-dic-dic- dic-dic-dic-diculous ♪
Pandora is seizing. Call the medic, bitch!
Aah!
[laughter and applause]
♪ Let the show begin ♪
♪ Strong and feminine ♪
♪ Fierce but elegant ♪
♪ Personified within me is magical ♪
Werk, bitch.
May I call you Jiggly?
Yes, Mother.
♪ If you don't like me, my clothes, my friends ♪
♪ My beat, my style, my flow, my ways ♪
♪ These bitches, they hatin' on me ♪
♪ I don't care and I lose no sleep ♪
♪ When you gonna learn, when you gonna learn, huh? ♪
♪ I bring the fire to make you burn ♪
♪ I' don't give a (Hey) ♪
Yes, come on, girl!
♪ I don't give a (Hey, Hey) ♪
♪ Zero, zilch, nada, none ♪
♪ Werk this body ♪
Werk, bitch!
All right!
♪ Werk, werk, werk, werk, werk, werk ♪
♪ Go get these ho's ♪
[laughter and applause]
Come on, Jiggle.
♪ I know you want me, and now you got me ♪
♪ The race is on, and ain't nobody gonna stop me ♪
♪ I took some time, discovered who I am ♪
♪ I'm more than just a part, I'm a girl with a plan ♪
♪ So when I hit the stage, I know I lead the race ♪
♪ Before the girls, like, werk ♪
♪ No need to make a fuss ♪
♪ 'Cause I've been here for many years ♪
♪ Y'all been asleep ♪
♪ I'm 'bout to wake your asses up ♪
♪ And you can call me Sonique ♪
Oh, my God, Miss Kylie.
♪ I'm going straight up to the top ♪
Like, she's one of those girls
that you just wanna throw cheeseburgers at her
and pray she gets fat.
♪ I got my eye on the prize, I'm the queen of your life ♪
[laughter and applause]
-Whoo! -All right, bitch!
If you give me a minute of your time,
I hope to make a dress that's sublime.
Ross?
Ready, set, go!
[music plays]
All right, baby.
You got it, you got it!
Get it, girl!
Whoo!
Oh, that bitch is doing it.
Is she really sewing?
Oh, she's sewing, girl.
How am I doing on time?
-40 seconds left. -Amazing.
[all laugh]
Come on, sis.
Oh, she's really gonna go through with this.
Okay, bitch, that's real talent.
30 seconds left!
Thank you, 30 seconds.
Yes, Ra'Jah!
One minute, bitch. You all done?
Oh, is she gonna get it? Is she gonna get that dress?
Get it, bitch, get it, bitch!
10, nine, eight,
seven, six, five,
four, three, two, one!
[cheers and applause]
Thank you.
Brava!
That was my sister!
♪ I'm-yay aking-may ou-yay ♪
Uh-huh!
♪ Ow-knay it's-yay ack-Blay ♪
♪ What did she say? ♪
♪ Whoo! Wait ♪
♪ Back to back, back to back ♪
♪ Back to back, I knock 'em out like that ♪
Are you ready for a verse now?
♪ These other girls better get back ♪
♪ Yes, I'm the body, but you know that ♪
♪ Face of a goddess had to state facts ♪
♪ Switch it up 'cause I'm back while Black ♪
♪ Beauty as is and beauty as does ♪
♪ Talent with a beat for the clubs ♪
♪ A'Keria ♪ ♪ Stop playing with me, girl ♪
A'Keria is fierce.
Like, I just watch her, going, "I wanna be like her."
Yes, bitch!
♪ Twerking is a blessing and so is vogue ♪
♪ A'Keria, what you here for? ♪
♪ The body of a goddess, face in place ♪
♪ A'Keria, what you here for? ♪
♪ Black is a blessing, I'm winning this race ♪
Ha ha!
[cheers and applause]
Yes, bitch, RuPaul done brought me back,
and I'm dressed like a--a--a...
Shit. I look like a-- like a, uh...
Like a, uh, uh, uh--
-Um-- -Like a what?
A Power Ranger with a bad tuck.
All right, look, see, let me tell y'all something.
For the last seven years,
people have been asking me about my grandmother
and this damn light bill.
Well, last Thanksgiving,
I had the opportunity to host Thanksgiving at my house,
and Grandma came on through.
How the tables had turned.
She came in, plugging up her laptop.
I politely came behind her and unplugged it, okay?
You gonna have to plug that shit up in your car, Grandma.
You're running up the light bill.
She wanted to read her Bible with the table lamps.
I politely cut it off and handed her a flashlight.
You gonna have to get the word, like, uh, summer's--uh--
Ooh, Trinity, no!
And when it was time to go to sleep,
I politely cut the circuit breaker off.
I was slick, but she was slicker.
Because when it was time for her to leave,
she politely sent me a Cash App request for $450
for all the money that she spent on food and preparing it.
So I was late on my light bill,
and they politely cut my shit off, too.
[laughter and applause]
Yeah. Sure.
Werk!
Goddamn it!
Welcome back to the All Stars Star-Studded Variety Extravaganza.
[music plays]
♪ Inside the hurricane ♪
♪ There is a peaceful place ♪
♪ And ain't no storm gonna keep me away ♪
♪ Stand up and come together ♪
♪ Stand up, stand up ♪
♪ To understand one another ♪
♪ No matter who you are inside ♪
♪ Or the flag you fly ♪
♪ Let's stand up as one ♪
♪ Stand up and come together ♪
♪ Stand up, stand up ♪
♪ We can stand up ♪
♪ We can come together ♪
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah ♪
[cheers and applause]
[burlesque music plays]
Wow!
Werk, bitch.
Ha-hah!
[cheers and applause]
[all laugh]
-[wolf whistle] -Yes!
[cheers and laughter]
-There you go! -Wow!
[cheers and applause]
[piano plays]
Can I take y'all to church today?
[cheers and applause] Yes, ma'am! Whoo!
All right, then I need your help.
Just clap with me like this.
All right now.
♪ Oh, this little light of mine ♪
♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪
♪ Oh, this great light of mine ♪
♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪
♪ This great light of mine ♪
♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪
♪ Let it shine ♪
♪ Let it shine, let it shine ♪
All right! Amen!
Ushers, please bring in the collection plates.
[all laugh]
Now, Mother Ru and Drag Race family,
welcome to El Mercado de las Pelucas.
I got wigs, mami, wigs.
♪ Snatch it, blow it, flip it, throw it ♪
♪ Tease it, blaze it, brush it, blow it ♪
♪ Dye it, style it, wave it, perm it ♪
♪ Cut it, curl it, shake and go it ♪
Werk, bitch. It's all right!
♪ Excuse me, permiso ♪
♪ Does anybody have a bobby pin or a stapler? ♪
♪ Because I'm about to leave you bald ♪
♪ Wigs, mami, wigs ♪
Yes! Okay!
♪ Snatch it, blow it, flip it, throw it ♪
♪ Tease it, blaze it, brush it, blow it ♪
♪ Dye it, style it, wave it, perm it ♪
♪ Cut it, curl it, shake and go it ♪
♪ Snatch it, blow it, flip it, throw it ♪
♪ Tease it, blaze it, brush it, blow it ♪
♪ Dye it, style it, wave it, perm it ♪
♪ Cut it, curl it, shake and go it, wig ♪
[cheers and laughter] Come on, wig!
♪ Yummy, yummy, sweet like honey ♪
♪ I'll be your gummy bear ♪
♪ I'm eating veggies on the weekdays ♪
♪ Rules that make you wanna freak days ♪
♪ What you know about cheat days? ♪
♪ Life is hard, eat some carbs ♪
♪ Listen to Ginger, eat dessert before dinner ♪
♪ Bigger or thinner ♪
♪ They all gonna want your figure ♪
♪ Gummy, gummy, gummy bear-ear-ear-ears ♪
♪ It ain't no question ♪
♪ I got that confection ♪
♪ Serve it up to perfection ♪
♪ 'Cause, sugar, school's in session ♪
♪ All sweet, all day ♪
♪ Like your mama used to say ♪
♪ Yeah, we got that chemistry ♪
♪ Unless you work in dentistry ♪
♪ Gummy, gummy, gummy bear-ear-ear-ears ♪
[cheers and applause]
Come on, tell it!
Ginger Minj, girl, you didn't save me no jellybeans?
No gummy b'rers, no nothing?
What's up, girl? I couldn't get none?
La Perra is in the house.
If you want Latin men, girl,
you betta work your body, darling.
And I can work your body, darling. Follow me.
♪ Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle ♪
♪ Shake, shake, shake, shake ♪
♪ Shake, shake, shake those tatas ♪
♪ Shake ♪
♪ Those ♪
♪ Tatas ♪
♪ Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle those titties ♪
♪ Jiggle those titties, jiggle those titties ♪
♪ Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle those titties ♪
♪ Jiggle those titties, jiggle those titties ♪
♪ Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle those titties ♪
♪ Jiggle those titties, jiggle those titties ♪
♪ Werk, werk, wer-wer-werk ♪
And I can work your body, darling.
Oh, almost broke my back!
♪ Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle ♪
I have absolutely no idea what I am watching right now.
Next time, give the queen a fucking dollar.
[laughter and applause]
-Whoo! -Oh, my God.
Welcome, queens.
Now, before the judging begins, here are the rules.
Each week, I will choose one top All Star.
She will choose the bottom queen she thinks should go home.
The rest of you will cast your vote
for the bottom queen you think should get the chop.
The top All Star of the week will lip sync for her legacy
against a secret lip sync assassin.
If the top All Star wins the lip sync,
she'll win $10.000,
and the bottom queen she chose will get the chop.
If the lip sync assassin wins,
she will reveal the queen the group has voted to send home.
Now I'm going to say the same thing in Mandarin Chinese.
[all laugh]
All Stars, when I call your name,
please step forward.
Eureka!. A'Keria C. Davenport.
Jiggly Caliente.
Jan.
Kylie Sonique Love.
Scarlet Envy.
Ginger Minj.
Ladies, you are all...
Safe.
You may leave the stage.
Good luck, ladies.
Ladies, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.
It's time for the judges' critiques,
starting with Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
Ah, Silky, Silky, now.
Silky, I love when you kicked it off
and you gave us all the clap, right, and we were all in it.
And then I really wanted you to bring it home, you know,
have that big church finish,
but it sort of just ended in a church pew.
Halfway through the song, the tempo changes,
and we're just-- I was, like, do I clap now?
I don't know what I'm doing.
But you look absolutely beautiful. Love this outfit.
I thought you had great energy.
I just think the performance kind of fell a little bit.
But, Silky, you can play the piano, honey.
Thank you.
That was fun to watch.
Thank you, Silky.
All right, up next, Trinity K. Bonet.
Cute outfit.
You look incredible.
Like, I love this look
from the top of your head to the little points in your shoes.
I even love the hair.
But on TV it almost makes you pull your head back
so you can see us, because it was getting in your eyes.
I was so excited when you came out
because you just looked like you were in charge of it.
It's just when you stumble in comedy,
it's really hard to get the audience back,
and I think you just got nervous.
I take all the critiques, and I completely agree.
-Thank you, Trinity. -Thank you.
Up next, Ra'Jah O'Hara.
I've seen this before, from Bianca Del Rio.
I've never seen it in a minute, though.
This was very impressive.
This is a dress that people would buy,
and you can whip out 60 of them...
[all laugh] ...in an hour.
And smartly, just showing us the black part of the fabric,
so then when you reveal this purple metallic,
Carson and I almost had a gay heart attack over here.
-Yeah, yeah. -[laughs]
-Thank you. -Thank you.
-Up next, Yara Sofia. -Hi!
Oh, my goodness.
I'm trying to put into words what we witnessed,
but it was so stupid, and stupid is good
on the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
We were all hysterical.
Ru, it took him 20 minutes to, like, stop laughing.
The line at the end...
Next time, give the queen a fucking dollar.
[all laugh]
That is poetry to my ears.
I legitimately think you might be insane,
and I'm crazy for you.
-Thank you. -Thank you so much.
My pleasure.
Up next, Pandora Boxx.
You are ridiculous.
"Ridic-dic-dic-dic" is in my head.
I haven't seen someone use that many dicks on stage in years.
Pandora, it was just funny.
You looked stunning, and it was very entertaining.
We were engaged the entire time.
You were so funny, it was so enjoyable to watch.
-I loved it. -Thank you.
All right, up next, Serena ChaCha.
There's something fun about a drag queen singing about wigs.
I think you look beautiful.
I can definitely see how you've evolved.
However, idea, great. Execution, not as great.
It was almost like when you go to a Broadway show
and the sets are gorgeous and the costumes are amazing,
and then they start doing the number,
and you're like, oh, I'm just not as interested
as I thought I would be.
You know, I started having fun with it
once you started cha-chaing,
but you only did that for, like, four bars.
I wish I would have done more of that, because it's more me.
Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough.
Based on the judges' critiques,
I've made some decisions.
Yara Sofia.
Con-drag-ulations.
You are the top All Star of the week.
Aah!
[applause] Thank you!
You've won a seven-night vacation
at a luxury villa in southern Italy,
courtesy of mygaygetaway.com.
Aah!
Ra'Jah O'Hara, Pandora Boxx, you're safe.
Silky Nutmeg Ganache,
you are safe.
[exhales] Thank you.
Trinity K. Bonet, Serena ChaCha,
I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are the bottom two All Stars of the week.
Thank you, ladies. You may leave the stage.
-Uh-oh. -Oh!
What's the tea, bitch?
Aah! I did it!
I win the first maxi-challenge!
Congratulations to Yara.
Yara won.
[cheering]
I'm excited, but I'm nervous,
because it's so much responsibility now.
But it feels like eating a sour candy.
So who's in the bottom two?
-I'm in the bottom. -And Trinity.
Because I have to deliberate between these motherfuckers
if I win the lip sync.
I'm gonna take Serena ChaCha first.
We gotta talk.
I didn't think I'd get a second chance
to compete on Drag Race,
and now I am on the bottom, and I am crushed inside.
First of all, I hate this position.
It's just so difficult for me.
Well, what I have to say is...
[speaking Spanish]
I would have danced more cha-cha.
I gave it my all, like--
Well, that's the important thing.
If I have the opportunity to stay,
I'm here to fight, motherfucker.
Trinity, what's the tea, sister? What happened?
I just wanted to be different,
and I think I had the right intention.
It just...
Girl, it just bombed, you know?
-RuPaul laughed. -Yeah.
I'm thinking to myself,
you are possibly about to go home on the first night,
and the fucked-up part about this whole situation
is your fate is in the hands
of these bitches that you don't even know.
I need y'all to know, from the bottom of my heart
that I've grown a lot
and I would kill to, like, keep fighting with y'all.
But they're not gonna lose no sleep if I go home. Uh-uh.
Why should you be saved over Trinity K. Bonet?
I strive for perfection with my drag, and I'm here to fight.
There's a mission that I think I'm meant to do,
to take what we do here to the rest of Latin America.
That's what I wanna do.
And you're sweet, and you're probably gonna do really well.
Let's vote her out.
[all laugh]
Get rid of this ho!
I tend to beat myself up a lot.
Like, ooh, you could have did better,
you could have did this, you could have did that.
My nerves got the best of me,
but nerves means that you care about what you're doing.
If you don't get nervous, you don't care.
I wanna be here so bad, and I know that I have
all that it takes to make it to the top.
I don't know what's gonna happen.
Like, I still don't know,
and I just want you to think--
-Look, I love you. -And I love you, too.
And I appreciate you,
and I know this is a difficult time for you.
Thank you so much.
If I have to base my decision
based off whatever they did in this challenge,
Serena looked better.
And Trinity, she fucked it up.
I love you. Mwah.
But if she has a chance,
she's gonna come back from this.
I think she has the potential
to go all the way to the top.
So I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Everything is all fun and games, but here comes the tough part.
Ain't no friendships no more after this.
This is where it ends.
All the happiness, all the goodness,
all the Care Bear shit is out of the window.
Everybody is now mortal combat, fighting for your life.
Damn.
Aah! I don't know what to do!
I love you, sis. I'm so sorry.
I really don't wanna go home tonight.
I don't wanna go home.
I hope that we can start a sisterhood.
If she leaves tonight...
Comedy is one of the hardest things in the world to do.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, sister. I vote for Trinity.
It's hard for me to pick somebody like that,
but I have to think stratic--estratical--
I don't know how to say that.
Estratically, estratic-- Aah, I can't say it!
Strategically. Hey, I did it!
My strategy is to send the best home
because that's the best competition.
I mean, I will Manila everybody.
Welcome back.
Yara Sofia, are you ready to meet your opponent?
Vroom, vroom, vr-vr-vroom!
It's time to present this week's lip sync assassin.
[thunder]
-Oh, my God. -Come on, money.
Bitch, she got a gown on.
-Who be wearing a gown? -It's Cher.
This curtain is taking 30 minutes.
Roll that bitch up.
Ru-veal yourself!
Oh, God.
Who is this bitch?
-Who is it? -I can't tell.
Aah!
Coco!
[cheers and applause]
Oh, my God!
Miss Coco Montrese is the goddamn lip sync assassin?
What? First and foremost, what?
Coco Montrese, welcome, my dear.
Mami, she's back!
Coco is a lip syncer.
She's on every single word.
I hope Miss Mama is ready, bitch.
Two queens stand before me.
Yara, this is your chance to impress me, win $10.000,
and earn the power
to give one of the bottom queens the chop.
The time has come... [thunder]
for you to lip sync...
[echoing] for your legacy.
Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
♪ Doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh ♪
♪ This hit, that ice cold ♪
♪ Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold ♪
♪ This one for them hood girls ♪
♪ Them good girls, straight masterpieces ♪
♪ Stylin', wildin', livin' it up in the city ♪
♪ Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent ♪
♪ Gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty ♪
♪ I'm too hot, hot damn ♪
♪ Call the police and the fireman ♪
♪ I'm too hot, hot damn ♪
♪ Make a dragon wanna retire, man ♪
♪ I'm too hot, hot damn ♪
♪ Say my name, you know who I am ♪
♪ I'm too hot, hot damn ♪
♪ Am I bad 'bout that money, break it down ♪
♪ Girls, hit your hallelujah, whoo ♪
♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk gonna give it to you, whoo ♪
♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk gonna give it to you ♪
♪ Saturday night, and we in the spot ♪
♪ Don't believe me, just watch, come on ♪
Fucking get up! Get the fuck up!
Hey!
Like, I don't even know if I can cuss that much,
and I don't cuss that much, but, yes, I do.
♪ Don't believe me, just watch ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, oh ♪
♪ Uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up ♪
♪ Uptown funk you up ♪
[laughter and applause]
-Whoo! -Oh, my gosh.
Miss Thing, Miss Thing, Miss Thing!
Oof.
Ladies, I've made my decision.
Coco Montrese.
Con-drag-ulations. You're a winner, baby.
Yes! [applause]
The $10.000 will roll over to next week's tip.
-Aha! -Oh!
-Oh, my God. -Oh, my gosh.
Yara Sofia, you are safe to slay another day.
You may step to the back of the stage.
Thank you.
Yes, Yara! Whoo!
Will the bottom queens please step forward?
With great power comes great responsibility.
Coco Montrese,
which queen has the group chosen...
to get the chop?
The queens have spoken,
and the queen that they have chosen
to get the chop is...
Serena.
As it is written, so it shall be done.
Serena ChaCha, you are and will always be an All Star.
Thank you, Mother Ru.
Now sashay away.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart
and every hair in my wig.
[applause] Thanks.
Slay, bitch, okay?
I've already won.
I am a winner.
ChaCha pa' fuera.
All Stars 6 was my moment
to be sitting at the All Stars table.
I showed that I have evolved into somebody
that has everything to compete with,
and that is something I'm so proud of.
Con-drag-ulations, All Stars.
And remember...
If you can't love yourself,
then how the heck are you gonna love somebody else?
Can I get an "amen?"
-Amen! -Amen!
All right. Now let the music play!
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ Con-drag-ulations ♪
♪ You're number one ♪
♪ I wanna thank you for a job well done ♪
♪ Con-drag-ulations ♪
Serena ChaCha!
Don't leave!
You are not gonna believe this, honey.
It ain't over yet, mama.
This season, there's a game within a game.
What?
You wanna play?
Yes.
Oh, my God, now? Let's go!
I'll paint again right now, bitch.
Let's go, let's go!
RuPaul: Next time on All Stars...
Don't take it personal.
I take it very personal.
The nerve.
For this week's maxi-challenge, we're throwing a ball.
[cheering]
I'm the one that's over there nervous
with no fucking material.
-You're good, girl. -You've got no material?
But you can look around this room,
and already know who's going home.
Well, I was trying to be politically correct,
but, yes, you.
Ru-veal yourself!
[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]
♪ I'm a winner ♪
♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪
♪ I'm a winner ♪
♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪
♪ I'm a winner ♪
♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪
♪ I'm a winner ♪
♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪
♪ Losers, weepers ♪
♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪
♪ Finders, keepers ♪
♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪
♪ Losers, weepers ♪
♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪