[rock music]
- Previously on
"The Tournament of All Stars"...
Last week, the top eight All Stars
competed in the first episode of the semifinals.
After I name the top All Star,
the other queens will rank each other
in a new and improved Rate-A-Queen,
the MVQ Edition.
- Yes.
- What?
- It has to go nowhere. - Okay.
- Unfortunately, I don't know her.
- Oh!
- I just don't expect A'keria to rank me fairly.
But, honestly, I don't have any words for her any longer.
- Do you want to scheme? - What are we scheming about?
- Our alliance could be, like,
if you flop, I won't put you last.
[laughter]
- Welcome to the "Tell Me Something Good" Story Hour.
Oh. Oh. - Ooh.
- One, two...
By three, the bitch was already inside of me.
- Score! A granola bar.
We're eating good tonight.
[boing]
[laughter]
- Crystal Methyd...
- This was so tight and polished and professional.
- It was so heartfelt and funny at the same time.
Crystal Methyd... - Ah!
- Condragulations.
You're the top All Star of the week.
For the rest of you, it's time to Rate-A-Queen, MVQ Edition.
- Even though I love her to death,
my number six MVQ is gonna be Kennedy.
- My number six MVQ--
A'keria, because I didn't laugh one time during her story.
- Kennedy Davenport...
and A'keria C. Davenport...
I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both up for elimination.
Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me
and save yourself from elimination.
[dramatic music]
A'keria C. Davenport,
shantay, you stay. - [gasps]
- Wow.
- Kennedy Davenport, sashay away.
- It's always a girl.
[upbeat music]
- Oh, my God. - [laughs]
- That was gaggy.
- I am gooped and gutted.
Kennedy is gone.
I thought she was the one to beat.
We all thought she was the one to be beat.
This changes everything.
- I do feel a little bad that I put her in the bottom.
- I already know how this is about to go.
Here comes the ways to save face.
- I'm heartbroken for Kennedy because I love her down.
Like, what the hell?
- Oh, our sisters, we hate to see her go.
That whole kumbaya stuff--
it's like, girl, y'all put her in the bottom.
- She's gone. - What?
- Oh, my God.
- She's literally gone. - No!
- Cue the violins, honey.
[somber violin music]
- But it is looking up for all of us.
[laughter]
Like, the game has changed.
- Thank you, A'keria.
[all cheering]
- The lip sync was amazing. - For sure.
- But we have to congratulate someone over here--
Ms. Crystal!
[all cheering]
- How do you feel? - You know,
no complaints.
[cheering]
I couldn't have asked for a better way
to step into these semifinals.
And I'm the lucky girl.
And I did not have to do Rate-A-Queen,
which feels really good because I don't need
any of these girls knowing my opinions about them.
- What's that?
- Y'all want to go through the receipts?
- Do it. Read it.
[ominous music and laughter]
- Rate-A-Queen receipts, "All Stars," season 11.
- Damn. - Oh, my God, it's story time!
- Story time! - Yay!
- I want to see how I was ranked.
In my mind, somebody done ranked me extra low,
and I want to confirm it.
I ranked them low, but they deserved it.
The number-one queen, Joey Jay.
You was ranked number one by A'keria, Jasmine, Kennedy, Sam,
and number two by Dawn and Silky.
- Well, thank you. - Great job.
- You deserve it. - Thank you.
Bitch, I have come so close to the top so many times.
And it's just, like, edging at this point.
But it feels good to be seen by my peers,
colleagues, sisters,
whatever you want to call these monsters.
- The number two queen, Jasmine Kennedie.
- Yay! - I'll take a lovely second.
Thank you. - Yes!
- The number three queen, yours truly,
Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
Fuck all of you. None of you put me first.
[laughter]
Fourth was A'keria and Joey.
The fuck?
The sha--
- I didn't put you in the bottom.
- You thought I was fourth, bitch?
I'm upset with Joey.
But with A'keria, I know what it is.
I knew that she was gonna score me
lower than what I needed to be.
And I don't blame her 'cause I was gonna do the same.
The number four queen, Sam Star.
You had first place by yours truly.
- Yeah! I love you, Silky. - Yeah.
The number five queen, Dawn.
[all cheering]
- I thought Dawn gave a great story.
But I wasn't laughing like I was the other ones.
- I think I literally just, like, did it wrong.
What I did was tell a story that's, like, funny in concept,
but not add jokes to it.
I won every challenge in my bracket.
So I'm just disappointed in myself.
But I want to put on a facade of confidence
because the second that you open up about the insecurities
that you have,
the girls smell that shit like chum in the water.
- Number six, Kennedy Davenport.
She was first by Joey. - That's crazy.
- No, literally. both: That is so crazy.
- I didn't want to lip-sync that song against Kennedy.
So I put Kennedy first
just to take her out of the bottom.
- Time-out.
After your performance in this runway,
you thought that we was gonna put you in the bottom?
- I didn't think you guys were gonna put me in the bottom.
But I was just super paranoid,
and I'm like, this is a new dynamic,
and I don't know these girls very well,
and who fucking knows?
- Girl, that's so crazy. - Uh-huh.
- Ladies and gentlemen, this is why I don't trust Joey.
She just proved it.
Stupid.
- It didn't do anything. She was still in the bottom.
I knew it wouldn't matter at all.
I'm not a shady lady.
- Just--you're 5 o'clock shadow shady.
Maybe a midnight. - 15.
- At number seven, A'keria.
[tense music]
No one for first, second.
Kennedy gave you third.
Fifth place, Dawn, Jasmine, Joey, and Sam,
and sixth place, yours truly.
[dramatic music]
- The girls will girl.
I'm not surprised at all.
I didn't think I won, but I wasn't lower than Kennedy.
That's impossible.
My critiques weren't bad.
And, bitch, my runway was epic.
You can't even explain how you could rank me under Kennedy.
- And that's the end of the story.
- That was your way of trying to get your licks back
for whatever reason, or be petty.
Let's be for real, girl.
- Bitch, I'm in a cave with nothing but lions.
- How could you be upset with me
when you got, like, five 5s? - Yeah.
- I ain't done nothing. - No.
- But I'm a battle cat, bitch.
And I'm ready to scratch
with every last one of them bitches.
I can guarantee you, I am.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Da, da, da, da ♪
♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da ♪
♪ Pah, pah, pah ♪
- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"
will snatch an official makeup collaboration
with Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,
a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,
and a cash prize of $200,000.
With our extra-special guest judge, Cooper Koch.
♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
♪ May the best drag queen win ♪
♪ Best drag queen win ♪
[upbeat music]
- It's a new day.
- Team Kennedy.
- We live on!
- It is a new day in the Werk Room.
It is the last week of the semifinals,
and grudges are being held
with the whole Rate-A-Queen situation, clearly.
And some grudges are being held
from out of the competition, into the competition.
And it's just very awkward at the moment.
- You know, it's a new week.
I had time to actually think about everything that happened.
I feel, like, 50/50 going into this next week
as far as, like, if I'll be judged fairly
or if it be, like, a girlfriend thing.
And not saying it'll be on a shady level.
I mean, other than her fake ass down there.
I knew I was going to get a negative critique
from her anyway.
- Hmm.
If I got to be a fake-ass bitch in your story,
I guess I got to be it.
But the reality of it is,
you put your good Judy-- Kennedy--in the bottom.
- Kennedy.
- Come on. Come on, somebody.
- What's going on?
- She knows she's a liar, honey.
That's a different story for a different day.
- Okay.
- Wow.
- Awkward!
- Girl, let me tell you something.
They talked about Jesus. They'll talk about me, too.
So that's all I got to say.
But I am happy to be here.
I'm doing this for me.
And-- - [sarcastically] Amazing.
- And I'm really proud of what I presented.
And I'm gonna keep presenting great things.
- Amazing.
[tense music]
- I'm not gonna let A'keria's crash-out get to me,
because I'm a very evolved woman.
And I just came here to compete.
I didn't come here for this extra foolishness.
- I love drag. [laughter]
- I love drag.
- Hello, hello, hello. [all cheering]
Ladies. - Hello!
- Come on, gold. - Cute.
- Good morning, All Stars. all: Good morning.
- Now, with the grand finale just one week away,
it's about time you filthy queens
had some good, clean fun.
- Ooh. - I'm ready.
- For today's Mini Challenge,
you need to lip-sync while getting hosed...
by the Pit Crew.
[all screaming] - Yes!
This is a dream!
- You've got 20 minutes... - Oh, my God.
- To get into quick foam-party drag.
[all shout]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
Oh, my gosh.
- I don't know what the fuck is about to happen
with this big Mack truck.
But I'm excited to get in there
because I just got the dog shit read out of me.
And I need for all that bad juju
and that bad energy that was given on me--
I need it washed away.
- Ladykins,
welcome to Dr. Bronner's Magic Foam Experience.
[all cheering]
Now, say hi to the Foamy Homeys.
all: Hi, Foamy Homeys!
- [laughs] - Hello, queens.
- Word.
- Now, one at a time, you need to perform
while getting sprayed with organic soap.
- Yay!
- Oh, I love getting sprayed. - Okay.
- Now, in the end, the queen
with the wettest and wildest lip sync wins.
Okay, let the foam party begin.
[all cheering]
- Let's do it. - Oh.
- [screams, laughs]
[RuPaul's "U Wear It Well"]
- ♪ French tip, lipstick, painted on ♪
♪ You wear it well ♪
♪ Value sure suits you ♪
- Yes!
- Jasmine goes from lip-sync assassin
to abominable snow bitch
in about half a second.
- ♪ You wear it, you wear it, you wear it well ♪
- [screaming]
♪ ♪
- ♪ You wear it well, French tip ♪
[laughter]
♪ You wear it well ♪
♪ Value sure suits you, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Work it for me, work it for me ♪
- I've always wanted to know what it would be like
to walk through a car wash.
I think we just experienced it.
- ♪ You wear it well ♪
♪ Work it for me, work it for me, babe ♪
♪ You wear it, you wear it, you wear it well ♪
- At this point, I'm not even trying to lip-sync.
I'm trying to survive.
- Work, bitch. - Yes!
- There we go!
- Come on, Dawn! [laughter]
- I'm just wishing I'd been naked.
- ♪ You wear it, you wear it, you wear it well ♪
♪ Wig shop, nonstop, hair salon ♪
♪ You wear it well ♪
♪ Value, brand new, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
- Perfect timing, because I have not showered today.
- ♪ Lift up your voice and yell ♪
♪ You wear it, you wear it, you wear it well ♪
[cheers and applause]
- Good one, Sam!
- ♪ Kitty girl, work that high and tight ♪
♪ Sophisticate, she classy day and night ♪
♪ Relax, bone straight, lay it right ♪
♪ You know you wear it well ♪
- [screams] Yes!
A'keria look like she's wearing a diaper!
Girl, why would you say that about her?
[cackles]
- ♪ You wear it, you wear it, you wear it well ♪
♪ Kitty girl, work that high and tight ♪
♪ Sophisticate, she classy day and night ♪
- Yes.
- ♪ Relax, bone straight, lay it right ♪
♪ You know you wear it well ♪
♪ ♪
- Okay! - Yes!
- Crystal actually looks hot.
I'm kind of like, ah, girl...
stop it.
- ♪ You wear it, you wear it, you wear it well ♪
♪ You wear it well ♪
♪ French tip, lipstick, painted on ♪
♪ You wear it well ♪
♪ Value sure suits you, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Work it for me ♪
- Oh! - Oh!
- Ow.
- Girl, I think Silky thought there was water down there
because she hits them with a belly flop.
- ♪ Don't let nobody tell you you ain't beautiful ♪
♪ Go on and dream big ♪
♪ When you feel good, it's possible ♪
♪ So now you know the secret, lift up your voice and yell ♪
♪ You wear it, you wear it, you wear it well ♪
♪ ♪
♪ You wear it well ♪
Oh, my gosh.
Y'all clean up real good.
- Thanks, mama. - Thank you.
- [laughs]
But one of you made a big splash.
The winner of today's Mini Challenge is...
Sam Star.
[cheers and applause]
- Thank you!
- You've won a cash tip of $2,500.
- Yes! - Sickening.
- That's right--
courtesy of Dr. Bronner's Organic Soap,
whose mission is to unite Spaceship Earth
because we are all one.
- Wow. - I love it.
- Bitch, $2,500-- that is a lot of soap.
- All Stars, for this week's Maxi Challenge,
you'll be starring in the "Tournament of All Stars"
All-One Talent Rumble,
presented by Dr. Bronner's.
[all cheering] - Okay!
- Yes.
- Now, tomorrow on the main stage,
you'll show off your individual acts,
and I will name the top All Star of the week.
And the rest of you will Rate-A-Queen
to determine the bottom two All Stars.
Ladykins, if you survive this week,
you'll be competing in the grand finale
for a chance to win a cash prize
of $200,000.
- Oh! - Yes!
- All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
[all cheering]
[laughing]
- [laughs]
[upbeat music]
- Oh.
Blown away. - What a nice bath.
This week's Maxi Challenge is
the "Tournament of All Stars" Talent Rumble.
- Time for talent!
- Oh, my gosh, and it's gonna be a rumble.
- I've actually never been in a rumble.
Is that a fight? Is rumbling fighting?
Are we fighting each other?
♪ ♪
- I can't wait to see what your guys's talent is.
- Yeah. I think I have a feeling what yours might be.
- I have no idea what you're talking about.
I'm feeling amazing about my talent number.
I am doing a cheer routine.
I'm gonna be flying.
I'm gonna be doing the jumps, the splits,
the kicks, the flips.
I think it's gonna be showstopping.
I'm very excited for this. This is something that I've...
- It looks so good. - Always wanted to do.
Last week, I talked about cheer in my Story Hour,
because I really found myself in cheer.
And I relied a lot on my cheer abilities
in the beginning of my early drag years,
'cause I needed to make money, and flips and tricks did that.
So to get to do this fully realized talent
on this stage and platform is a dream come true.
- A'keria, what are you doing?
- So I'm doing, like, a burlesque-show number.
So y'all know that I love the glamour of things.
But for my talent show, I want to do something
that was, like, still gonna be glamorous
but also show the silly side of me.
So I have puppets dancing with me.
- "Puppets"? - Yes.
That way it'll give that camp to, like, what I already do
with the glamorous and stuff like that.
- Come on, dancing puppet. - I love.
- But I'm anxious because I've never done this before.
And I have to actually construct the puppets here,
then I got to make these bitches' dresses,
so it's a lot.
[laughs]
- What are you doing, Crystal?
- Me--you know, I was wanting to keep it,
like, very intellectual. - Because you are.
- And I wanted it to have a message.
So I'm doing kind of, like, an interpretive dance
about global warming.
- [laughing]
- Global warming is a serious issue,
and it must be addressed, and I'm just the girl to do it.
- Where does the intellect come in?
- You know, it's kind of, like,
if you don't get it, you're dumb.
[laughter]
It's really important I win this week
because the girls already see me as a threat.
I got my Maxi Challenge win last week.
And we already know that Ms. Joey
was playing around with the Rate-A-Queen rankings.
So, for my own sanity, I really need to just win this.
- So, once upon a time,
I was a ballroom-dance instructor.
So I'm gonna do, like,
a "Dancing with the Stars" inspired cha-cha.
- It's funny how you got into drag,
because all the shit we wear has no "ball room."
[laughter]
- Sam!
- That was crazy.
- Gold star.
- We both had talent shows on our seasons.
- Yeah.
- And they were both Rate-A-Queens.
- Girl, we've been here before. - Oh, my God!
- Mine was cute. - Oh, was that when you did
your little crunchy dip off the hay bale?
- Yes. - I love that crunchy dip.
- Shout-out to that hay bale.
It was Rate-A-Queen when I did the talent show on season 17.
And some of the girls tried me.
- Sam Star's talent show was boring as fuck.
So, in sixth position, I'm gonna put Sam Star.
- So I'm very nervous going into this challenge.
- Are you doing a song about being country
and about being a star?
- No!
I'm gonna show my true talent, which is kissing ass.
The song is basically
about being an overachiever, teacher's pet.
- What makes you want to go that route?
- Well, that's what RuPaul called me.
- Oh, did she, like, in your bracket?
- Yes.
- You are that cheeky little student
who's the teacher's pet.
[laughing] - Definitely.
And she's not the first one to tell me that.
- It seems like she's basing an entire number
off of something that RuPaul said to her once.
I feel like if you're going the branding route,
you need to make it more clear.
I'm doing burlesque but elf-y, a little kooky.
You know? - I like it.
- Like, burlesque but with, like, a Dawn twist.
The word I'm using for it is elf-lesque.
- I mean, okay.
I think the burlesque numbers are worn out.
Girls, congratulations.
You understand how zippers and snaps work.
That doesn't mean you're showing a talent.
Like, I thought talents--
you were supposed to, like, bring something
that, like, hasn't been seen before.
- Girl, who hasn't seen a cheer routine?
- Not mine. No one's seen one like mine.
- Okay. - I'm pretty good.
- Good luck out there. - Good luck, queen.
- I know you had a big lunch. - [laughing]
[upbeat music]
- Whoo! - Okay.
- Go for it! - Let's go, team!
- Oh, my God. Hi, guys.
- It's time to rehearse our Talent Rumble acts
with the dancers.
- All right, boys, get on up here, come on.
I chose to rehearse with Crystal and A'keria
because they're not really in my ballpark of drag.
So I think it'll be fun to get a different perspective.
Are we all stretched?
- Yeah. - We stretched.
- Okay. - Let's go, Coach Jasmine.
- Who here has stunted before?
Perfect.
The toughest part of my routine
is definitely the stunt.
It is the most technically advanced--
not necessarily for me, but for the dancers.
Y'all can lift me. I'm light.
[laughter] I promise.
So let's hope they get it.
One, two, dip, three and five.
Perfect. Perfect!
Oh, Sebastian, you're so strong.
Thank you. Oh!
- Oh, no.
- Sebastian, I'm taken.
- The ice caps are melting,
and the world needs to know about it.
My rehearsal with the dancers is more of a workshop.
And so, you know, in the winter, sometimes it's--
like, you're, like-- you're cold.
- Oh, so cold, brr!
- You need to flutter it kind of like snowflakes.
More interpretive, please. - [laughing]
- Yes. Ugh, I feel cold.
You know, it's a wintry vibe.
And we're miming.
The creativity's just flowing through my entire body.
And stop!
I'm freezing.
I'm freezing because you captured
everything I was looking for.
- Crystal--I really don't know what's happening here.
- And then you're gonna yank it from my hands!
Don't throw it. Huge mistake.
Pick it back up. - [laughing] Pick it back up.
I am confused as hell.
- So now you're gonna fly it behind me.
Yes!
Oh, isn't it whimsical?
- She needs to be studied.
- And now I'm officially a professional choreographer.
- [laughs]
- So, Silky. - Uh-huh.
- Here's the vision. - Give it to me.
- "Dancing with the Stars," cha-cha,
and a lot of homosexuality.
- I don't know much about that, but I'll pretend.
- Okay.
Thank you so much for being an ally.
Even though Silky did not like the way that I ranked her,
I think we're a really good match for a rehearsal.
We know how to have a conversation,
and I know Silky is gonna be honest with me.
One and two and three and four and five,
six and seven.
How does that look?
- So far, I'm impressed.
But as you're performing, you look like you're thinking.
- Oh, I am, for sure.
- Make sure when you onstage
that you're the only homosexual.
Just eat they ass up.
- Honey. [laughter]
I want to have moment alone,
moments as a formation, partner dancing,
and I want to have tricks.
So there are a lot of elements that I'm trying to hit
in a very limited amount of time.
Like, are we even gonna be able
to get through the whole routine?
I'm so nervous, I'm gonna pop my tuck.
[laughs]
- I am doing majorette-style dancing,
HBCU style.
HBCU--Historical Black Colleges and University dance lines.
It's gonna be high energy.
My formations are gonna be great.
Historically, men do not do dance like this.
I'm getting a chance to introduce a style of dance
that has influenced drag queens
since the beginning of time, and they don't even know it.
Your hands should look like Ls.
Five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Joey, what's it giving?
- The two on the outside are giving bottom, and I live.
- They all have to give bottom.
- Come on, y'all. - Y'all not giving bottom?
- Come on. [laughter]
- Hit it!
[upbeat music]
Right. - It's sickening.
- I'm trying to impress RuPaul
because if I don't win this week's challenge,
I already know
I'm gonna get a 5 on the Rate-A-Queen from A'keria
because I put her last last week.
And, honestly, how these other girls been playing the game,
they can all put me in the bottom.
But I ain't scared.
I'll see you at the lip sync.
[dramatic music]
- So my number is giving very, like,
burlesque but in Dawn's world, okay?
- Sexy elf pussy. - Oh, beyond.
My name is Dawn,
and this is the story of my life in pure, unadulterated puss.
Did we all do it? Did they all grab their pussies?
- Yes, but just remind them
that there's a little break before it goes into "puss."
- Okay, yeah. Pure, unadulterated, then puss.
- Sorry. She's trying her best, y'all.
- Dang. [laughter]
- Um, um, um, um, what was I saying?
- Dawn--I'm a little worried.
I can tell it's her first time teaching a dance rehearsal.
- So, out, out, in, in.
Um...
Sorry, I've never taught choreo in my life.
- We with you. We with you. We with you.
- Moving on. - All right.
So I'm up here realizing
that I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
So then at that point,
it goes into, like, a little spoken-word part
where we're going to-- - Oh, God, not again.
More spoken word?
- Do you want to fight me, Sam Star?
- No.
- I'm starting to spiral
because I don't want her to judge me
and then maybe run back
and tell her girlie friends that I suck
and that they should put me in the bottom, you know?
So I'm all over the place in my head about the game of it.
And then you guys are gonna, like, eat me,
'cause I'm tasty, tasty, tasty, tasty.
[imitates scarfing] Okay?
Do we like that? - Yeah.
- Are we having fun with it?
I don't know.
We're not gonna run it again, 'cause it'll be fine.
- [laughing]
[upbeat music]
- Let's rumble!
- Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow!
- I want to fight! - We could have a rumble.
- That's a rumble.
- Today we're getting ready for our
"Tournament of All Stars" Talent Rumble.
- Girls, it's talent show day!
- Here we go.
- I'm excited. Are you excited?
- Yes!
- Whatever happens today determines
who makes it to the finale.
So, if tensions weren't high already, boop!
[imitates explosion]
That's the vibe.
- A'keria? - Yes.
- Who is this? She's scary. - Gloveen.
- I like her. Girl, her legs are broken.
- She had tray last night. So she's in recovery.
- Oh, God. - Something's not done.
- Some work is still happening. - Some work is still happening.
A'keria's working on those puppets.
Some mannequins are still being made.
- I ain't saying nothing. - [laughs]
- Mm-mm.
- Baby, this is, like, "All Stars."
You shouldn't wait last minute to get ready for this.
[upbeat music]
- I'm, like, definitely a little nervous.
It seems like a lot of the girls
are bringing, like, talent, you know?
Like, ballroom dance, cheer lifts,
whatever the fuck's going on over there.
[laughter]
- It is called a talent show. - No, I know.
But, like, it's just-- it's intimidating, you know?
I am feeling like I'm a step behind
because of how I did last week
and worried that the girls are going to think,
we're using this against Dawn.
- Well, one of the biggest things in pageantry
is the level of originality. - Right.
- You have your talent, but there's, like, what's the look?
What's the originality? What's the entertainment value?
What's the cleanest?
Is probably how I'm gonna rank it.
- I think that's a fair way to look at it.
- I'm really going in, like, pageant mentality.
- Well, last time,
you thought we were all going to turn on you.
[laughter] - Yeah.
- I said I didn't know what the vibe was gonna be--
- It seemed like maybe you turned on us.
- I did.
I did play a game. - Okay.
- Are you gonna be playing a game today?
- The last thing I need right now
is the girls to, like, doubt my intentions.
How many times do I have to say,
I'm judging this like a pageant?
- Joey, people play games at pageants all the time, so...
- God, girl, shut up.
- You shut up, stupid.
- [laughs]
If I don't deliver,
do I think I'm in danger of being in the bottom two?
Yeah.
- Speaking of Rate-A-Queen,
do y'all rate based on your personal opinion
or what the judges critique on?
- I'm personal opinion.
- Honestly, entertainment value--it's a talent show.
And I think I'm a fair judge, for the most part.
I judged fairly last week.
[dramatic music]
- Girl.
♪ ♪
- Oh, you don't agree?
- Do you have any response or rebuttal?
- No. - No?
- Absolutely not. - Okay.
- A'keria and Silky, they're not talking about their beef.
And part of me's like, bitch,
if they won't talk about it, let's put them in the bottom.
- How are you feeling on time, A'keria?
Are you stressed? - Uh-uh.
- Okay, good. - I'm good.
- Right? Let's watch a lip sync
to these bitches who fucking hate each other.
Like, that would be fun. [laughs] You know what I mean?
- I'm judging mine based off of the foam party.
- Yes. - Hell, yeah, Sam.
- [laughs] - Work.
- I'm gonna close my eyes and point.
[laughter]
- I know I'm in danger tonight.
I already know I have an opp here.
And I've been seeing whispers around the room
about my puppet.
But let's be clear.
Regardless of whatever happens,
I'm gonna fight for my spot to stay.
Hey!
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]
- ♪ Cover girl ♪
♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Walk ♪
♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪
- Look at that.
- Wow!
- ♪ And what? ♪
Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race: Tournament of All Stars."
She knows talent when she smells it.
It's Michelle Visage.
- Did I do that?
- [laughing]
Her talent's so big, you could choke on it.
It's Ts Madison.
- Honey, it's too long. It's too wide.
It's so big, it won't fit!
[boing]
I'm talking about my talent, Ru.
- [laughs] I know what you talking about.
[laughter]
When it comes to talent, his cup runneth over.
It's Cooper Koch!
- Bottoms up, mama.
- [laughing]
I thought you'd never ask!
[laughter]
This week, we challenged our All Stars to throw down
in the "Tournament of All Stars" All-One Talent Rumble.
Tonight on the runway, category is
It's Giving Crowned Queen.
- Ooh.
- All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
[bell dings]
Welcome to
the "Tournament of All Stars" All-One Talent Rumble,
presented by Dr. Bronner's.
[cheers and applause]
Up first, she's the star pupil,
Sam Star.
[school bell ringing]
- [clears throat] Good evening, Dean Ru,
and all you esteemed faculty.
Sam Star is ready to study.
♪ Some girls like to twirl, some girls like to shout ♪
♪ But I'm just here for one thing, baby ♪
♪ I know how to spell it out ♪
♪ Give 'em A plus B, we'll see how I do it ♪
♪ Who's the queen ready to kiss some... ♪
- Ah! - ♪ Oh, wait, that's me ♪
♪ They say I'm a brownnoser ♪
♪ A total teacher's pet, anything for extra credit ♪
♪ Say anything I've got to ♪
♪ Like, oh, my God, you don't look a day over 16 ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm a-- I'm a teacher's pet ♪
[cheers and applause]
♪ That queen is top of class ♪
♪ Work hard, she's born to pass ♪
♪ I'm a--I'm a teacher's pet ♪
♪ No, it ain't that hard ♪
♪ Everybody knows how I get my gold star ♪
♪ A little bit of ooh ♪
♪ Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah ♪
♪ Like, ooh, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah ♪
♪ I'm a--I'm a teacher's pet ♪
Thank you guys so much.
Now, where's my star?
[cheers and applause]
- That was great! - That was so cute!
[cheers and applause]
- Okay.
- Samantha Star-- clean choreography,
hot bitch, sexy slut.
But, like, I think it lacked an X factor.
And I definitely have seen her
wear that wig once or twice before.
[cheers and applause]
- She's pretty and witty and gay.
It's Joey Jay.
- Dancing the cha-cha,
Joey Jay and her team of power bottoms.
- Once upon a time, there was a little white gay boy
from Madison, Wisconsin.
At 22, he was given his first pair of cha-cha heels,
and the world became his dance floor.
You better dance, you homosexual!
[upbeat electronic music]
♪ ♪
♪ Homo... ♪
♪ Sexual ♪
♪ Homosexual ♪
♪ You better dance, you homosexual ♪
♪ Gay with a capital A ♪
♪ Are you deaf? ♪
♪ Uno, dos, tres ♪
♪ ♪
[echoing] ♪ You better dance, you homosexual ♪
♪ ♪
[echoing] ♪ You better dance, you homosexual ♪
[cheers and applause]
- Fuck.
We fucked up.
Could the girls use this as ammunition against me?
Could they put me in the bottom?
- She's got spirit.
Yes, she do.
It's Jasmine Kennedie.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Drag queen, I'm the queen of drag ♪
♪ Born to transform and here to perform, hit it ♪
♪ The main event is here, let the basic disappear ♪
♪ I'm so official, that's what's up ♪
♪ With a single flip ♪
♪ This song is back, I'm on the rise ♪
♪ Serving face all the time ♪
♪ Don't pray, I came to slay ♪
♪ Toss me high on the stage ♪
♪ The doll is back, the doll is back ♪
♪ The doll, the doll, the doll, the doll ♪
♪ Watch me serve, watch me serve ♪
♪ Watch me serve, you've got the nerve ♪
♪ ♪
[cheers and applause]
♪ ♪
- Yes!
- ♪ I'm so bad, I'm so bad ♪
♪ I'm so bad, I'm so bad ♪
♪ I'm so bad, I made you mad ♪
♪ Work, work, work, work ♪
♪ Work, work, work, work, work, work ♪
♪ Work, work, work, work, work ♪
♪ You bitches can't take it ♪
[cheers and applause]
- Good job, Jasmine! - Yeah!
- We can't take you, girl!
We can't take you nowhere.
♪ ♪
- Showing us why the caged bird sings, it's Dawn.
[slow jazz music]
- My name is Dawn.
And this is the story of my life--
a marvelous account of grit, glamour...
[echoing] And pure, unadulterated puss.
[cheers and applause]
I came out of the womb 6'2", gorgeous,
fat little ass, tiny waist,
and this tasty, tasty,
tasty blue skin.
But all that anyone ever talks about...
[echoing] Is my goddamn big, pointy ears.
♪ My ears ♪
You wouldn't believe it,
but I actually have 34 eyeballs on my tits.
And all that anyone ever talks about is my ears.
♪ ♪
I would like to challenge you with the elf ears.
We want to see versatility.
Look, I can literally fucking fly.
But you wouldn't know,
because all that anyone ever talks about is my ears!
[cheers and applause]
- Okay, Dawn!
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- [laughing]
Welcome back to
the "Tournament of All Stars" Talent Rumble.
[cheers and applause]
She's your dream, girl.
It's A'keria C. Davenport.
- ♪ Tonight the magic of drag calls my name ♪
♪ With the class of Diane, I begin my reign ♪
♪ On this runway stage, I stake my claim ♪
♪ With every step, I rise to fame ♪
♪ Mama Ru taught me to win my power ♪
♪ To move and shine in every hour ♪
♪ Mama Ru taught me to claim my life ♪
♪ To lift my voice and rule the night ♪
♪ We are Ru girls, boys ♪
♪ We'll make you happy ♪
♪ Struttin' our fantasy, confident and snappy ♪
♪ Just like Ru, I'm gonna wear my crown ♪
♪ We are Ru girls, boys, won't let you down ♪
Mama Ru said it first.
If you can't love yourself,
how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Ru, ooh ♪
♪ Ru girls ♪
♪ Ru ♪
- Yes!
[cheers and applause]
- I can't tell if I'm obsessed with it
or if I hate it.
But I got to say, it was a hoot.
[cheers and applause]
- Get a load of her snow globes.
It's Crystal Methyd.
[sultry jazz music]
♪ ♪
- Yes!
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
♪ ♪
- [screaming]
[laughter, cheers, and applause]
- What did I just witness?
[upbeat music]
Oh, my God.
- Marching to the beat of her own drum,
it's Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
- Ladies and gentlemen, scholars and showstoppers,
welcome to the HBC-Ru Halftime Show.
You already know what time it is.
Coming straight off the field, thick and talented,
the one and only Miss Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
- ♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
♪ Big Silk for the good old win ♪
♪ One time for the good ganache ♪
♪ Big bank, big house, two-car garage ♪
♪ Tell them bitches I came to twirl ♪
♪ Big girls, we run the world ♪
♪ The way I move my hands and throw my fins ♪
- ♪ Watch out for the big girl ♪
- ♪ Don't look up, bitch, I'm sickening, gag ♪
♪ Rainbow mafia, raise your flag ♪
♪ Death drop, but don't break your back ♪
♪ This time I got it in the bag ♪
♪ This time I got it in the bag, bag, bag, bag ♪
♪ Whoa! ♪
- ♪ Left, left, left, right, left ♪
♪ Left, left, left, right, left ♪
- Whoo!
- ♪ Left, left, left, right, left ♪
[cheers and applause]
- Work, bitch! Work!
- ♪ Mother of the house ♪
Category is, It's Giving Crowned Queen.
Up first, Sam Star.
- I own 51% of this dude ranch.
- I'm giving if Saforelle had a collection dedicated
to cowboys in Alabama.
- She's armed and dangerous.
- I have my lasso coming off of my waist.
I have my white fringe all the way down the side.
And my pussy is damn near out on the stage,
but it's giving glamour.
- I'm looking for a big black stud.
[laughter]
- ♪ Bitch, get back when I step on the runway ♪
First openly homosexual contestant on "Drag Race,"
Joey Jay.
- Oh, wow.
- I feel gorgeous. I feel glamorous.
I feel like it's a twist of sex
and Ursula.
- Those are some big anal beads.
- This is Joey Jay's peak,
most elevated drag.
- Joey Jay is gay and rich.
♪ Mother of the house ♪
Jasmine Kennedie.
Oh, darling.
- Yay, more than one shade of green.
[bell dings] [laughter]
- I've decided to do drag today.
I am in this beautiful custom gown.
It's all these layers of beautiful chiffons
and blues and greens.
- Now, Michelle loves green. She's just twisting your tits.
- Oh, yeah.
- I love when my tits get twisted.
- Oh, yeah.
- I just look like the queen of the sea.
I look ethereal, otherworldly.
- This is what we call a sea-weave.
[laughter]
- Dawn.
- Holy shit. She looks gorgeous.
- Mm-hmm.
- Imagine this.
You're a blue alien getting married.
- Smurfette is finally getting married.
- About time.
- Blue skin, slicked-back blonde hair.
I'm literally floating in a bed of flowers.
- Wow.
- This gives the epitome
of Dawn Eleganza.
[squeal]
- Oh, I think she let out a little Smurf fart.
- Yeah. - [laughing]
- BBQ--Big Blue Queef.
[laughter]
♪ Mother of the house ♪
A'keria C. Davenport.
- You better rise from the ashes.
- Come on, phoenix!
- Do you see the body?
Do you see the colors and the feathers just hugging me?
Ooh, I feel like a bird, bitch.
- Look at all this ash.
- This is my third time here on "Drag Race."
And so I wanted this to be a message not only to myself,
but to Ru and America that, no matter what,
I am that phoenix that has rose from the ashes.
I can be that crowned queen.
- You want to talk about a fire crotch?
- Okay. [laughs]
- Crystal Methyd.
- [gasps] Ooh!
- Wow.
- Did you put something in my coffee?
- This is one of the most fantastical things
I've ever worn.
It takes inspirations from my Mexican culture.
- She's a star on "Az-tec Talk."
- [laughs]
- This is a re-imagination
of some of the classic Aztec silhouettes you may have seen,
but kind of taken into a new era.
- Crystal Methyd, now streaming on all platforms.
[laughter]
- ♪ Bitch, get back when I step on the runway ♪
The Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
- Oh, wow. - Ooh.
- Oh. - Mm.
- There is no more hair left in India.
[laughter]
- Honey, I look sickening.
I wanted to bring the biggest hair,
the most beads that y'all have ever seen.
- I just got word there are no more beads left in India.
[laughter]
- Do you hear on the floor,
all the beads and the rhinestones?
[clacking]
Baby, I was like a parade.
You hear me coming, 'cause I'm big mama!
- Remind me to ask her
what conditioner she uses on her hair.
- Mane n' Tail.
- I was gonna say the same thing.
- ♪ Mother of the house ♪
[laughing]
- [laughing]
Welcome, All Stars.
Semifinal rules are in full effect.
Tonight I'll name one top All Star of the week,
who will receive a cash tip of $10,000.
And then the rest of you will Rate-A-Queen
to determine the two bottom All Stars.
Those two will lip-sync for their lives.
And one of you will be eliminated.
Now it's time for the judges' critiques,
starting with Sham Shtar.
- My Michelle Pfeiffer of the girls, honey.
[laughter] Listen, I loved your routine.
My favorite part was when your legs were wide open
and I could see your star.
- That routine was really crisp,
really tight, really precise. - Thank you.
- I think you can sometimes sterilize yourself.
Remember to keep a little bit of that dirt in there,
'cause we know you got it.
We have seen it. - Yes, ma'am.
- This look is so fun.
The hand with the star there is just such a beautiful detail.
- You are so put together, Sam.
Your routine was fabulous. You are the teacher's pet.
- I was going for an A-plus.
I hope I made you proud, Teacher.
[laughter] - Well, you got it.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Up next, Joey Jay.
- This is definitely gorgeous.
I love these stones, and your makeup looks great.
It looks very rich.
If you're not rich now, honey, you better leave here rich.
- That's the plan.
- Oh, okay, got it. It's gonna work.
[laughter]
- You better dance, you homosexual!
[laughter]
So, okay, you didn't land your flip.
Don't let it ruin your face.
[laughing] It's so hard not to.
Even though it was a split second, we could see it.
- I really enjoyed your song. It was so on brand.
And this is what an All Star learns--
is how to brand yourself.
Can't wait to see the merch.
What will be the first item of your homosexual merchandise?
- A butt plug. [laughter]
- Yes! - Perfect!
- All right, up next, Jasmine Kennedie.
- Hi.
- The cheerleading was so fun.
I always wanted to be a cheerleader
when I was young and closeted.
- It was really full of energy,
full of technique, full of estrogen.
[laughter] - Boink, boink.
- Well, you were fantastic.
There was one point when you were about to go up in the air
into the rafters.
There was just this one look of, oh, my gosh.
Am I going to make it? - Yeah.
- And you made it, and you were so happy.
[laughing]
- 'Cause I felt the bobble.
I was like, no, stick it, stick it, stick it!
- Jasmine, I've been so proud of you
becoming the woman that you are today.
- Oh.
- This gown, I have one word for you--
fab, fab, fab, fab, fab, fab...
- I'm so fab. - Fab, fab, fab, fab, fab.
- Yeah. Fab. - Yes.
I'm just so glad that you've blossomed
into exactly who you are.
- Chef's kiss. - [smooches]
- Up next, Dawn.
- I think my favorite thing about your number was,
your ears had a striptease.
And your ears were also wearing pasties.
- Mm-hmm. - That was so silly.
- And what you're wearing right now
is just why I love drag.
It's stunning. It's truly unbelievable.
- I love your aesthetic.
It is so unique to you.
Listen, we've seen this sort of fantasy thing before,
but you do it your own unique way.
- Thank you, Ru. I appreciate it.
- A'keria C. Davenport.
- A'keria, what I actually really enjoyed
in your production is, it was silly,
and A'keria doesn't usually get silly.
I know you had a little bit of an issue with the front girl,
'cause she was supposed to be doing the talking part.
- You know, we know that you can lip-sync
the house down boots.
And the girl in the front was like...
I think she had something going on
'cause her lip was to the side, but you made it work.
- This look tonight is so gorgeous.
I don't expect really any less from you.
It tells a story.
We all know that you're a phoenix rising from the ashes.
- Yeah, A'keria, this is so beautiful and hot.
- Thank you. - I feel the fire
coming from your--your...
- You can say it. - Undercarriage.
- Say it. - Her pussy, her coochie.
- All right, thank you. - Thank you.
- Up next, Crystal Methyd.
- Hey.
- Cher would just kill for this outfit.
- I would love to see Cher in this.
- Oh, my gosh.
It is spectacular. It really, really is.
- Crystal, Crossy, the burlesque snowman--
everything about that should have been a failure.
And it was such a screaming success
because it was so ridiculous.
But you do it so artistically.
- I was disgusted. I was turned on.
I just didn't know what was happening in front of my eyes.
And that is what I love about this show.
- And I think our favorite part was you prolapsed a carrot.
- [laughter] - Yes, you know?
- Wow, that girl has skills,
'cause the last time I pulled a carrot out of my back, girl,
it did not stay orange like that, honey.
[laughter] - It was so clean.
- Up next, Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
- Silky, you are a showgirl. There's no doubt about it.
Wherever it is that you walk in,
you command the people to watch you.
- Thank you.
- I love the way that you came out to a marching band.
- Silky, you really are an All Star.
You're a dancing queen, girl.
You were doing some moves out there.
And I just--I loved it.
- This look tonight-- oh, this is gorgeous.
This color on your skin, this beautiful shade of gold,
the right hair with it.
The only thing that would have brought it to a ten for me
was that shoe-- to put an open-toe,
kind of clunky wood platform with it...
Doesn't work.
- I didn't mind the shoes.
- Thank you. - I liked the shoes.
And I love the sound that the beads make on the floor.
It's just truly stunning.
- Is that an antique gown?
- No.
It had an antique price on it, though.
[laughter]
- Thank you, All Stars. I think we've heard enough.
Based on your Talent Rumble performances
and your
It's Giving Crowned Queen runway presentations,
I've made my decision.
[suspenseful music]
The top All Star of the week is...
♪ ♪
Crystal Methyd.
Condragulations. - Oh, my God!
Thank you. Thank you.
- You're a winner, baby.
- I did it!
- You've earned a cash tip of $10,000...
- Oh, girl. - Courtesy of Dr. Bronner's,
who is also donating $100,000
to the ACLU Foundation
to protect LGBTQ+ rights
and freedom of expression.
- Thank you so much!
- Now, in the "Tournament of All Stars,"
if you're not in the top, you're in the bottom.
So the rest of you, it's time to Rate-A-Queen.
You'll rank your competitors from the top MVQ
to the bottom.
And the bottom two will lip-sync for their lives.
Jasmine, are you feeling emotional?
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- [voice breaking] I'm fine.
- Oh, no, you're not.
- [crying] I just feel like I've tried...
so hard to get a win.
And I really thought I was great.
And I don't mean anything against Crystal, but...
talent show.
♪ ♪
That's all. - All right.
Well, while you Rate-A-Queen,
the judges and I will be bed rotting.
[light laughter] You may leave the stage.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
[engine turning over]
♪ ♪
- It's time to rate the queens
in the Rate-A-Queen Dungeon of Darkness.
♪ ♪
- Well, well, well, we're back again.
This is the most important Rate-A-Queen,
because it's gonna determine
who's gonna advance to the finals.
And, bitch, I'm nervous.
- Let's get this over with.
- My number-one MVQ-- Jasmine Kennedie.
She's very upset.
So maybe if I tell her that I ranked her first,
she'll feel a little bit better.
- My number-one MVQ is gonna be Jasmine Kennedie.
That's my sister.
I feel like she really put in the work this week.
And we might have been scheming a little bit.
- My number-one MVQ is Silky.
- Joey Jay.
I really enjoyed her performance.
both: My number two... - My number two...
Dawn.
She got an amazing critique. - Number-two MVQ...
♪ ♪
I don't know. - My...
- Number four... - MVQ...
- Joey Jay put me at fourth last week.
So my number-four MVQ will go to Joey Jay.
Let's see how it feel to play your little game.
- My number-four MVQ, Sam Star,
because we're splitting hairs,
and I just think that some of these routines
had a lot more punch to them.
This week I made it very clear to the girls,
I'm going to judge it like a pageant.
So I'm sorry, sis.
- My number-four MVQ--
oh, God, this is so hard
because Silky saved my ass last week.
But it wasn't the best.
So my number-four MVQ is gonna be Silky.
Oh, God, should I change it?
- And, lastly, my number-five MVQ
goes to A'keria C. Davenport...
because the dolls were crazy.
- A'keria C. Davenport.
I don't think it was as clean as it could have been.
- A'keria Chanel Davenport.
I know she's gonna put me number five.
So, in case I have to lip-sync for my life,
she gonna have to see me.
- My number-five MVQ is Silky.
Let's be clear. She gave me a six last week.
She can have that five spot. She'll be okay.
- And guess what. That's the motherfucking tea.
- And that is the tea.
- And that's... - The tea.
- And that's the tea.
- That's the motherfucking tea. Lock it in.
♪ ♪
- Welcome back, All Stars.
Your fellow queens have made some decisions.
[suspenseful music]
Based on the Rate-A-Queen results,
the bottom two queens of the week are...
♪ ♪
A'keria C. Davenport...
and Sam Star.
I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both up for elimination.
The rest of you may step to the back of the stage.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
♪ ♪
- Two All Stars stand before me.
Ladies...
this is your last chance to impress me
and save yourself
from elimination.
The time has come... [thunder rumbles]
For you to Lip Sync
for Your Life.
- I'm a little gagged that I'm in the bottom two.
But I'm not gonna back down from the battle.
I'm about to give it my all. I'm hoping I can save my ass.
- I'm here once again having to save myself.
And y'all know she's ready to fight.
So come on, let's battle.
- Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
- ♪ Girls ♪
♪ We run this mother ♪
♪ Girls, we run this mother ♪
♪ Who run the world? - ♪ Girls ♪
- ♪ Who run the world? - ♪ Girls ♪
- ♪ Girls - ♪ Who run the world? ♪
- ♪ Girls - ♪ Girls ♪
- ♪ Who run this mother? ♪
♪ Who run this mother? - ♪ Girls ♪
- ♪ Who run this mother? - ♪ Girls ♪
- ♪ Who run the world? - ♪ Girls ♪
- ♪ Some of them men think they freak this like we do ♪
♪ But, no, they don't ♪
♪ Make your check, come at they neck ♪
♪ Disrespect us, no, they won't ♪
♪ Boy, don't even try to touch this, touch this ♪
♪ Boy, this beat is crazy, crazy ♪
♪ This is how they made me, made me ♪
♪ Houston, Texas, baby ♪
♪ This goes out to all the women getting it in ♪
♪ You on your grind ♪
♪ To all the men that respect what I do ♪
♪ Please accept my shine ♪
♪ Boy, you know you love it ♪
♪ How we smart enough to make these millions ♪
♪ Strong enough to bear the children ♪
♪ Then get back to business ♪
♪ See, you better not play me ♪
♪ Oh, come here, baby ♪
♪ Hope you still like me ♪
♪ F-U, pay me ♪
♪ My persuasion ♪
♪ Can build a nation ♪
♪ Endless power ♪
♪ With our love, we can devour ♪
♪ You'll do anything ♪
♪ For me ♪
♪ Who run the world? - ♪ Girls ♪
- ♪ Who run the world? - ♪ Girls ♪
♪ Who are we? What we run? ♪
♪ The world ♪
♪ Who run this mother? Who are we? ♪
♪ We run the world ♪
♪ Who run this mother? ♪
♪ Who are we? ♪
♪ What do we run? ♪
♪ We run the world ♪
♪ Who run this mother? ♪
♪ Who are we? ♪
♪ What we run? ♪
♪ We run the world ♪
♪ Who run the world? - ♪ Girls ♪
- [laughs] - Work.
- All right. - All right!
[cheering] - Work, bitch!
- Come on, girls! - You're both so sexy!
[applause, laughter]
- All Stars, I've made my decision.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
A'keria C. Davenport, shantay, you stay.
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- You may join the other girls.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Good job, baby. - Thank you.
- Who runs the world?
Sam Star.
Now, sashay away.
- Thank you so much for everything.
It's gonna mean the world to me forever.
So thank you. - Thank you.
- We love you, Sam!
- You're a star, baby.
- Obviously, my heart is broken.
I really thought I had what it took to go all the way.
I'm just not gonna beat myself up too much
and know that I gave it my all.
And, hey, that's how the cookie crumbled.
And, bitch, I don't want to eat cookies ever again.
[chuckles]
Everybody knows I'm not just some star.
It's Sam Star! Ding!
- Yes, queen! - Thank you.
[scattered cheers and applause]
- Condragulations, All Stars.
I will see you at next week's grand finale--
Smackdown for the Crown.
Until then, remember, if you can't love yourself,
how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
Can I get an "amen" up in here? all: Amen!
- All right, now let the music play.
- ♪ Good luck, and don't eff it up, up, up ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't eff it up, up, up ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't, good luck, and don't, unh ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't eff it up, up, up ♪
♪ Eff it up ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't, good luck, baby ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't eff it up, up, up ♪
♪ Eff it up ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't, good luck, baby ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't eff it up, up, up ♪