[rock music]
[dramatic music]
- Previously on "The Tournament of All Stars,"
Bracket 3 competed in the first of their three episodes.
- Oh, Sam, I have a gift for you, actually.
[whistle tweets]
[screams]
- I feel like Jasmine and I are getting along.
I'm hoping we can join forces.
- I have a strategy that I'm going to use.
- Which is?
- I didn't share.
My strategy is to get the early outs,
i.e. me and Joey, to the end.
- Jasmine Kennedie.
- This is one of my top looks tonight.
- It is so Barbie goes to Coachella.
Sam Star.
- The way you pieced this together is spectacular.
- Jasmine Kennedie, Sam Star, condragulations.
You are the top two All Stars of the Week,
and you've each earned two points.
This is your chance to impress me, win $10,000, and earn
a coveted extra point.
Sam Star, condragulations.
You're a winner, baby.
You've earned one extra point.
Every week, the bottom four will each receive one point,
but you must give it away to the All Star
you believe is the Most Valuable Queen of the Week.
Choose wisely, because at the end of this bracket,
the two queens with the most points
move on to the semifinals.
[dramatic music]
- Ohh!
- Girl, uh-oh. - Okay.
- Swiffered the floor with that one.
- Yay!
I'm currently on cloud nine.
I'm officially the front-runner.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, America.
In my mind, it feels correct.
Shout-out to RuPaul.
I knew she had great taste.
- Congratulations. - Congratulations.
- Thank you!
I'm so honored.
You find out you have to lip sync
and it's against this bitch, who we know is a fierce diva.
- Yeah. - Yes.
- And for Ru to recognize me like that so early,
I'm just so happy. - Aww.
Of course, I would have liked the other point
and the $10,000.
Because let's be very clear.
I am the lipstick assassin in the room.
- I'm just so proud.
Like, I don't want to get emotional,
but it's been amazing. - Get emotional, girl.
- Like-- - Yeah.
- I feel like I performed better.
- Come on, homosexual.
- Girl, like, stop it.
Stop crying, you faggot.
[laughter]
- Stop, you're going to give me a boner.
- I'm sticking to it. I don't care.
You can bury me in the grave, and I'm
going to wake up from it and be like, I beat Sam.
Very that.
- Get into that scoreboard.
- Oh, wait, I didn't even notice.
[all screaming]
- I don't like it. - I don't like it.
- It's not cute.
- I don't like it either.
- How do y'all all feel?
- I feel, I can't even lie, I just feel a bit down.
I just really wanted to be in the top two.
This is not how I wanted to start my three-week journey.
I'm disappointed.
I really thought I had it in the bag.
And damn, now I got to worry about these damn MVQ points.
Lord help me.
- How are we doing this?
I feel like us four, like,
I saw each and every one of us go in.
Like, I think that each and every one of us
deserves a fucking point,
and we need to be on there, right?
Like, we worked really hard for this.
- We did.
- Well, who's going to go first?
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- The four of us are very nervous.
I think we're all scared, because this is a very
vulnerable moment, and we're putting
our trust in the other queens.
I was not prepared for how intense this was about to be.
♪ ♪
- Thank God I don't have to decide.
[laughter]
That's the best part about the top two.
- We're sitting over here like, oh,
I wonder what's going to happen.
- I'll go first.
- Oh. - ♪ Dun dun dun ♪
- Back in "Untucked," Hershii and I had a conversation.
- In our original seasons, we didn't
get that far, so girl, no shade, you got my vote already.
- I can do that.
I have been thinking long and hard about this,
and I'm coming into this competition as an early out.
And so I'm going to give this point
to Hershii, because we haven't had as many opportunities
to showcase ourselves compared to a lot of the other girls.
- Work.
Well, congrats, Hersh. Yes.
Hersh, because you got your point,
do you want to give yours out?
- Sure.
Well, that's where my headspace was.
We really didn't get to show much the first time around.
And you're very funny.
So I am giving my MVP point to you.
- Thank you. - Oh, how cute.
- How nice.
- So are y'all going to trade too?
- Y'all going to trade too? What's tea?
Who's going to go next?
- Oh, girl. - Oh, girl.
- I don't know.
♪ ♪
- Look, I said I'd come here and play a fair game,
and that's what I'm doing.
I am going to give it to you, Kennedy, because I
did see you work really hard.
- Yeah.
- And I can tell that you're very disappointed
that you weren't in the top.
And, like, you deserve to be up there,
and you deserve these points, and I'm giving this to you.
- Yay!
- Thank you.
Thank you. - Of course.
- I made a decision, but I can tell you what I was thinking.
I was thinking of the real MVQ, what it really meant.
So I was like, I could give it to Jasmine, because I know
what she is capable of doing.
But then there was Hershii, because I saw
how she was really, really in her own head.
- Kennedy, are you about to goop Shuga in front of God
and everybody?
Like, what?
- Oh, shit, I don't know.
Can we go to commercial?
[laughter]
I also heard Shuga.
And bitch, if you picked me because of what you saw.
I picked you because I saw what I saw.
- Yes, ma'am.
- Yay!
- I'm so emotional.
Thank you.
You did not have to do all that.
Like, that was too much.
I'm annoyed.
This is already stressful.
We are already all stressed.
I'm like, why are you, like, causing more drama?
- There's more challenges to come.
Am I upset that, like, I didn't beat Sam?
I did beat her.
- Yeah.
Make no confusions about it.
You did beat her.
- I know I did.
- And I watched from the back.
- What did you say?
- I said I beat you, but it's okay.
- What did you say?
- I said I beat you, but it's okay.
- Excuse me?
The last time I checked, RuPaul was making the decision,
not you ladies.
- I wanted the money!
Okay?
- We all wanted the money, bitch.
- I wanted the money.
- But stay broke, whore.
[laughter] - Oh, my God.
- It is giving a little sore loser energy.
- I wish I would have won.
- I thought she was doing too much.
- Okay, see, okay.
Does everyone think that I was going to win?
Are you mad at me, Sam?
- No, bitch.
You're mad at me for whooping that ass.
- Well, the other girls were, and they said I beat you.
- Well, they don't know much. - Ohh!
- I'm in an early lead, which I'm sure
they don't necessarily like.
So I'm thinking that they're playing some mental warfare
here to get in my head.
- I didn't say a damn thing.
- Kennedy did. Hershii did.
What do you think?
- Wait, did y'all really say that?
That's so mean.
- That's not mean.
She did beat you, baby. - Ohh!
- Okay, girls.
These bitches are haters watching from the back
of the damn stage.
But, hey, I would be mad too.
♪ ♪
What bitches.
- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"
will snatch an official makeup collaboration
with Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,
a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,
and a cash prize of $200,000,
with extra-special guest judge Brian Tyree Henry.
♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
♪ May the best drag queen win ♪
♪ Best drag queen win ♪
[upbeat music]
- Yes!
New day.
- Another week, another dollar.
- Another week, and I still look stunning.
- Be cheap like Hershii.
Another quarter. - Another quarter.
It feels good to, like, be back
in the Werk Room for another challenge.
I've never experienced this part before.
[laughs]
Last week, the design challenge
went much better than last time,
but I genuinely want a win.
I want to show I'm worth being here.
I'm not here to step on any toes or any necks,
but I am here to move these girls out the way.
- Sam, how are you feeling?
I know you were a little upset after the girls
and us probably saying that I had beat you.
Are you feeling better about that?
- I guess just in the moment, I mean,
I kind of opened up to y'all about it in "Untucked"
how I was really intimidated to be here with all y'all that
I've looked up to for so long.
And then to be on the top and be so proud of myself
and then hear from the people I look up to,
instead of congratulations, it's like, oh, well,
you didn't really win. - Right, right.
- But you did get a congratulations.
You got more congratulations than the comments.
- Than the comments.
Think about it like this.
This is just your community giving you their opinion.
Everyone has an opinion, so don't take it personal.
- Yeah, that doesn't make it less hurtful, but yes.
Being the youngest one here, I thought these old bitches would
want to, like, nurture me and take
me in, like, under their wing.
But something that I've learned,
America, is this is All Stars.
Every queen is for themself.
- You're totally taking it the wrong way.
For my eyes, I just thought Jasmine won.
I didn't say you lost.
- Yeah. - You were good too.
I don't want you to take it that personal to feel like what
you did was not enough.
- Well, thank you for that.
- And we all see you.
- Because that is not the case at all.
- I don't get the girls that get mad at being in the top.
[laughs] You won $10,000.
What are we actually having a conversation about?
I'm tied for last.
Like, I really want to care.
I'm looking for it, trying to find it.
I don't.
- There's things that I've wanted to say possibly,
like, oh, well, this was not the best.
- Like what?
[laughter]
- I'm not going to say that.
- Why not? This is your time to--
- Because-- - This is your moment!
both: Have it!
[laughter]
- On that note, fuck these bitches.
And I will see y'all in the top again this week,
so they can suffer again.
[laughter]
[siren wails]
[all yelling]
- She done already done had herses.
All Stars.
- Hi! - What's up?
- Are you grilling like a villain?
- Ooh. - Yup.
- 'Cause this barbecue has not been canceled.
- Okay, what am I doing?
- I'm invited?
- It's just getting fired up.
- Like my pussy.
- Is the chicken here yet?
- [clucking]
- Hello, hello, hello.
all: Hi!
- Look at this. - Oh, I love this.
- You look amazing.
- Jewel tones during the day.
- Good morning, All Stars.
all: Good morning.
- Are y'all thirsty?
- Always. - Yes.
- Good.
Because for today's Mini Challenge,
we're playing the passive-aggressive edition
of Spill The T.
[cheers and applause]
- This should be fun. - It'll be interesting.
- I love that.
- This game is so fun.
I'm so excited to find out what the girls
really think about each other.
[laughs]
- Here's how the game works.
I ask a question like, which queen
is the prettiest for her age?
Then you all vote for yourself or one of your fellow queens.
Each time your answer matches the majority, you get a point.
But in the end, the queen with the most points wins.
Okay, let's play Spill The T.
First question.
Which queen is most likely to give you
the shirt off her hairy back?
[laughter]
Paddles up.
Looks like three for Shuga,
which means Shuga is generous and/or hairy.
- I'm generous.
I'm very smooth.
- Next question.
Which queen is most likely to invite
you to join her in a three-way?
- Oh, easy.
That's not even a question.
- Oh, my goodness.
Everyone mostly voted for Joey.
[laughter]
Joey Jay is gay and likes a three-way.
- Party at my place.
- Next question.
Which queen is the most creative when it comes
to using face filter apps?
- Ooh.
all: Ooh.
- Two of the girls voted for Sam.
- I mean, the devil's in the details.
- Yeah. - Everyone's going to zoom in.
- Everyone else voted for Shuga.
[laughter]
Next question.
Which queen leaves a long-lasting impression
with her body odor?
[upbeat music]
Three of you have voted for Jasmine.
- From the farts. - You tend to fart a lot.
- I farted one time.
Jesus.
Screw them.
You know what, y'all?
America, trans women fart too.
- Next question.
Which queen can wear anything and frequently does?
♪ ♪
It looks like three of you have voted for Kennedy.
- What?
[laughter]
Okay, whatever.
- You have range.
- Right. You should learn.
- All right, next question.
When it comes to performing talent,
which queen does the very most with the very least?
♪ ♪
It's a tie between Hershii and Kennedy.
Joey, why did you vote for Hershii?
- Whenever I watch Hershii in shows,
I see her with this little shake and go wig,
and that wig will go left to right to left to right,
but the feet won't go anywhere, and she'll
still make all the money.
- So Joey Jay, known before for not wearing wigs,
is now a wig expert?
[laughter]
- Yeah.
- Next question.
Which queen is the most blessed and the least booked?
- Ooh. Ooh.
- Uh-oh.
It's getting real up in here.
Oh, oh, oh, okay.
Sam and Joey Jay voted for Hershii.
But everyone else voted for Shuga.
[laughter]
- You know what? That's okay.
I'm about to give it to these girls.
[laughs] They're not going to see it coming.
- Now, there are just 200 more questions.
[laughter] - Love that.
- Perfect.
- Which queen knows how to read a bitch, but not a book?
♪ ♪
Two of you voted for Jasmine, and two of you voted for Sam.
[laughter]
- Oh, yes.
- It must be Alabama.
- And Kennedy voted for herself.
- You said not a book, right?
[laughter]
- All right, time for one last bonus question,
and it's worth five points.
- Okay. - I need this.
- So it's still anyone's game to win.
Which queen is the MVQ, Most Vain Queen?
♪ ♪
[laughs]
- Is it me?
- It's a majority rule.
[laughter]
All T, all shade, all pink lemonade.
The winner of today's Mini Challenge is a tie.
Joey Jay and Shuga Cain, condragulations.
You'll split a cash prize of $2,500, courtesy of Bike.
- Work!
- You want to come over for a threesome?
- Let's do it. - Okay.
[laughter]
- All Stars, it's time to turn up the heat
and really get cooking.
Because for this week's Maxi Challenge,
we're serving up a red hot Rappin' Roast.
[cheers and applause]
Y'all know how this works.
We lay down a sweet beat, and you
spice it up with a rap that reads your fellow
All Stars to filth.
- Stunning.
- You'll write your own scorching verses,
and then you'll come up with a performance order.
- Interesting.
- Now, later, you'll debut your Rappin' Roast
on the main stage, where we will be joined
by our extra-special guest judge, the super talented
Brian Tyree Henry.
[cheers and applause]
And the runway category is Ladies Who Lunch.
- Oh.
Good luck, ladies. I'll meet you at lunch.
- All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
[cheers and applause]
[laughs]
- Girl.
How you feeling about this Rappin' Roast?
- I'm not worried about how I feel.
I hope they're going to be okay.
I am so excited, because it is the return
of the Rappin' Roast.
So we have to write lyrics to read the dolls
and look stunning doing it.
- The girls, are you ready to read, honey?
- Yeah, you know, I've never done
a reading challenge or a roast, and I've always wanted to.
- Work.
- And I just have such an appreciation
for, like, any type of standup or roasting.
- Yeah.
- But I'm not like a Cardi B.
I am a little Midwest gay white boy.
- Okay, 100%.
- So let me... - Yeah.
- Throw down and see if it translates.
I feel an immense amount of pressure
to really stand out and make an impact,
because I have not done that yet.
What rhymes with bottom?
- Joey Jay.
[laughter]
- But I consider myself clever, witty, and funny.
- I think this outfit is really cute.
My only thing is the gold buttons.
What's your favorite part?
- The gold buttons.
[laughter]
Reading isn't just about being mean.
It's about being clever.
So I'm going to channel my wit
and cleverness into this rap.
- This is, like, a super shady group.
I think everyone's going to really kind of, like, go in.
- Do you plan on like--
I don't see you as a shady queen,
and I'm not a super shady queen,
but I think-- are you going to shake
it up a little bit at all?
- My approach is definitely going to be, like,
I don't want to read you. I can't read you.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, very, like, mm, and then like, oop.
- Yeah.
- You know Shuga's very, very sweet,
and I've never done a roast before.
But don't let the sweetness fool you.
This is my chance to show the world that I got
a little sting in the sugar.
- Who do you think is not going to deliver?
Let's be shady now.
- Who do I think is not going to deliver?
♪ ♪
- It's us.
- I'm literally like, it's you.
I was literally thinking, I was like, well,
how do I tell her that I think it's you?
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- Hershii, you quiet, bitch.
- I'm focused.
- Let her focus.
She didn't win last week, okay?
Let her focus. - I didn't.
I need to let you girls out this week.
- Are you excited?
- I am, because I finally feel like I have a challenge that's
something I can succeed in and not something I'm sitting
in the corner like-- [mumbling]
I have never been a part of a roast, but like,
I used to be an emcee back in the day,
and I make a song here or there.
So it is my time to shine.
I am so excited.
It's about time I got something that ain't got nothing to do
with a needle and thread.
- Honestly, I don't think a lot of people
would expect me to be a raptress.
I think I have some ideas for some girls.
- So you good? - So I'm good. I'm good, baby.
I'm ready.
I did not do a roast on my original season.
I was cut short a little too early to experience it.
But I do know how to read a bitch.
This challenge is probably the most important challenge.
This one, in terms of keeping a steady traction...
- Yes.
- Is going to be the most important.
If I don't place high in this,
I can lose the traction and the momentum
that I've been having since the first week.
So baby, get ready,
'cause mouth almighty is ready to attack.
Ladies. - What's up?
- What's the tea? Are we reading?
Is it going to be dry or is it going to be juicy?
- I think y'all are going to be burned.
- [laughs] You're going to be burnt to a crisp with mine.
- I need it with my pasty ass.
- I have a couple ideas to read about you, Sam.
- Just be nice to me, please.
You know I'm fragile.
- Oh, we gotta coddle the baby.
- I'm sensitive, and I'm the youngest little baby.
- I know. I can't wait to see how you're
going to react to this roast after this morning.
- Girl, I ain't even going to listen.
- Oh. - ♪ La, la, la ♪
I think that's best.
- What should I make as your read?
- I mean, it's going to be very hard.
There's not a lot to read, but what do you think?
- That answer alone.
Hang on.
[laughter]
- I mean, you--good luck.
- It's always the girls who feel like they are unreadable.
Girl, you are a read.
[laughter]
- Some of the girls just spit off reads like a Rolodex.
So I'm sure I have some competition in this challenge.
But the girls tried to discredit me last week
and read me, so I have some reads for them.
I'm about to give these bitches honky-tonk hip-hop hell.
I'm not going to count on anyone really
giving me their points, because I'm already in the early lead.
So now I think I have a huge target on my back now.
- You have to learn to go ahead and live up to that target.
That's the tall order that you got.
- Yup.
And hey, I'm going to deliver.
I promise I will. I'll make you proud.
- Yes, please.
Have you ever rapped before? - Yeah.
- Well, you know, I'm the total opposite.
I don't rap in my shows.
- Okay.
- I do not.
The only thing I know is Trina.
- [laughs]
- All I know, pull over, that ass is too fat.
- Woop woop!
- A rap pretty much rhymes.
So the challenge with rapping and roasting
is rhyming and being funny.
Well, guess what. I'm a funny bitch.
- Do you feel pressured to, like, really win this week?
Because you only have two weeks left.
- I just know I need to turn it out.
- Right, definitely.
- Because it's only top two.
This is the second week.
Everything is at stake right now.
And I know that Ru has high expectations of me,
because I'm a veteran.
But I'm not one who cracks under pressure.
I'm fittin' to put my all into these lyrics
and fuck a bitch up.
- Right.
- My rap skills are little to nothing,
but I am an entertainer.
So just because I don't do it doesn't mean that I can't.
♪ ♪
Let the roast begin.
- Let's do it. Excuse me.
Ladies first.
Thank you.
- Could you guys scoot over a little bit?
- Okay.
- Oh, wow. - Oh, wow.
You said move, top two.
Okay.
- The girls are getting together,
because we have to pick the order for the roast.
I want to go first.
- Oh. - I'm lying.
[laughter]
I think I prefer to be mid to maybe second to last.
I look at it as being a part of a drag show.
A girl that throws something really solid in the middle,
you're still talking about her when you leave the club.
- Can I go third?
- So Kennedy wants third.
- I'll go first.
- You want first? - Yeah.
I never want to go first, but I feel that after last week,
I would love to just hit the ground running.
I am feeling really good about the lyrics I'm writing,
and I just really want to, like,
show them that I'm fearless.
- For Joey to choose to go first
is a shock, because you don't know
what to expect from a person that
went home early on her season.
So for her to come this second week hard, kudos.
- I'd love like a five.
- Shuga, five.
- I would love to go last.
I mean, it's pressure, but I feel like I can do it.
- Pressure. - Yeah.
Why not?
- We don't want to upset her feelings,
so if she just wants to go last,
we should let her go last.
- I will gladly take last place, because I was fabulous
in the roast on my season.
Bless your heart--disease.
[laughter]
Almost won.
So, you know, maybe this time I'll take it
all the way to the top.
- What's left? - Second and fourth.
I'm fine with second if you want to go fourth.
- Girl, fourth.
Come on.
- Okay, so first we have Joey.
Second we have me.
Third, we have Kennedy.
Fourth, we have Hershii.
Fifth, we have Shuga.
Sixth, we have Sam.
- Best for last.
I'm about to roast these hos.
- I hope there's going to be seasoning on it.
- Kennedy? - Kennedy?
- You got your seasoning? - Kennedy, you got the foo-foo?
- Where the seasoning, sis? - I do have it.
I have a seasoning that I take with me everywhere I go.
I've been doing it since season seven,
and the girls like to talk about it and kiki about it,
but when we sit down, they be the first one to ask for some.
- Kennedy, can you bring your seasoning out for us?
- You need seasoning for your roast
'cause you have no flavor.
all: Oh!
- That was a good one!
[laughter]
- Put it in. Put it in the rap.
- Sure, bitch, you need it.
- Thank you.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- Who are you excited to read the most, Kennedy?
- Jasmine.
- Good.
Listen, I know me and Kennedy can both take
each other's reads, though.
So that's why I'm excited to hear what she's going to say.
- Yeah, she's going in.
- If you get a good read on me, oh, you're my best friend.
- That means you are loved. - Yes.
Oh, my God, that means y'all love me.
Oh, my God.
- Sometimes.
- When you're quiet.
- [laughs] When I'm quiet.
Hey, Joey.
- Huh?
- How are you feeling about going first?
- I feel good.
I know it's a little bit risky.
I feel like no one necessarily wants to go first.
But I just want to go hit it hard and open us strong.
- Are you worried at all about you
going first and it not being strong?
- No.
[laughter]
- She tried it.
- No.
As an early out, I have a lot to prove,
and I know that I am extremely underestimated.
But I love it.
It makes me feel so excited to come out and punish these hos.
If I didn't think it would be strong,
I wouldn't suggest to go first.
- Got it.
- I'd be like, put me in the middle or--
you know.
- So you're saying everyone who wanted to go
in the middle ain't strong?
- Girl, you are just twisting everything that everyone says.
- I'm not.
I'm just taking words and reading between the lines.
- What lines? The ones in your forehead?
all: Oh!
- The roasting has begun!
If you want to talk about lines,
let's talk about the lines in that outfit that you made.
- Yes, get me, girl.
Thank goodness that the whole season's
not going to be kumbaya.
[laughter]
- Oh, my God.
If I randomly start crying, I apologize.
- It's okay.
- Why's that?
- My daughter's graduating today.
all: Oh!
- I mean, like, she's going from preschool to pre-K,
but like, now I'm sitting here thinking about her looking
for me, and I'm struggling, to be completely honest with you.
And can't help but feel just guilty.
Because I want to be there for all their big stuff.
And the fact that it falls on such a big moment
for me too is just, I'm trying to, like, suck it up.
But this is a hard day.
This is a hard day.
I'm better than the first time.
It's still hard.
But this is for me.
I gotta do this part for me so they can do it for themselves
later, 'cause I want them to have dreams,
and I want them to learn from me
they got to go out and get theirs.
- I understand.
My sister being special needs and you're not
going to always be at home, especially
in this type of profession.
That's how you have to explain it to them.
- That part.
It was really hard this time because I told
them I'm coming right back.
And my daughter comes in and she
goes, don't take too long, okay?
- Oh, my God. - And that makes me--
- Oh, I'd cry.
- That's brutal.
Yeah, that's what I wonder is how you two balance that.
'Cause I want to have kids, but in this career,
you're traveling.
- It takes a village.
You can't do it by yourself.
- Absolutely not.
[upbeat music]
- Samantha.
- Yes?
- Would you ever be so congenial
and do you have a gold glitter?
- I do.
What's in it for me, bitch?
- I don't know. You're amazing.
- You going to give me your point?
- You're beautiful.
I'm so sorry if I--
[laughs] You know what?
I felt bad the way I treated Sam,
so I'm going to take her from you.
- You're so sweet.
- Thank you.
- Jasmine is attempting to make amends for what went down.
The problem is, in this game, you never
know if a bitch is being nice to you
because she likes you or she wants your point.
But I'm going to play every angle I can.
Honey, y'all wish me luck.
This is like the Thunderdome.
♪ ♪
- [laughs]
[laughs]
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]
- ♪ Cover girl ♪
♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Walk ♪
♪ Cover girl ♪
♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe ♪
♪ Let your whole body talk ♪
♪ Cover girl ♪
- Yes, ma'am.
- Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race
Tournament of All Stars."
It's the real femme shady, Michelle Visage.
- It's not shady if it's right.
And I am always right.
- That's true. - See?
- But you're also shady.
- [laughs]
- He puts the D in diss track.
It's Jamal Sims.
- Ru, I ain't throwin' no shade.
I just want to get paid.
- You are so correct.
- [laughs]
- He's not a rapper, but he played one on TV.
The brilliant Brian Tyree Henry.
- Ru, I ain't throwin' no shade,
but I'm just trying to get laid.
[laughter]
By Michelle and Jamal, preferably.
- We got you.
- We are so happy you're here.
- It is such an honor to be here, and you look amazing.
- Oh, I bet you say that to all the Atlanta queens.
- When they let up the restraining orders, yes.
- [laughs] This week, we challenged our queens to put
some sizzle in their shizzle and skewer each
other in the Rappin' Roast.
All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
[cheers and applause]
Pass the hot honey, 'cause it's time for
the All Star Rappin' Roast.
- Whoo!
Let's go!
[hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Here comes the bass, bitch ♪
♪ Here comes the show ♪
♪ Throw on some gas ♪
♪ 'Cause they getting smoked ♪
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
- First up...
- ♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
- It's Joey Jay!
- ♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna roast these ♪
- ♪ This gay-ass bitch 'bout to total these hos ♪
♪ Read me, 'cause I'm gay, bitch, I shit rainbows ♪
♪ No one took the crown, not a single title ♪
♪ Hold it Shuga Cain, can you move ♪
♪ All I see is them shoulders ♪
♪ Bleached blonde, bad built Buick of the bitches ♪
♪ On fumes broken down, getting ♪
♪ Pulled out of the ditches ♪
♪ Big back, paddy whack, give that bitch a muzzle ♪
♪ AARP Metamucil by the guzzle ♪
♪ Jazzy don't laugh ♪
♪ She's giving cliffhanger ♪
♪ The mug is giving fish, angler ♪
♪ You try to do a flip, but you did a flop ♪
♪ Kennedy, slow down ♪
♪ I think I heard your hip pop ♪
♪ Sam Star going for meth ♪
♪ Trying to read me in a borrowed dress ♪
♪ My time is up, I hope I won't be missed ♪
♪ Ru, serious question, who the fuck is this? ♪
- ♪ Here comes the bass, bitch ♪
♪ Here comes the show ♪
♪ Throw on some gas ♪
♪ 'Cause they getting smoked ♪
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
- Next up...
- ♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
- Jasmine Kennedy.
- ♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna roast these ♪
- ♪ Jasmine Kennedy back again ♪
♪ This time with a little more estrogen ♪
♪ Leaving none for these girls ♪
♪ We got 'em in a habit ♪
♪ This is my moment ♪
♪ Time to let these bitches have it ♪
♪ Davenport, what's your claim to fame? ♪
♪ Fourth time around, haven't won the game ♪
♪ We all heard the trade didn't like the session ♪
♪ Keep your good eye on me ♪
♪ Baby, learn a lesson ♪
♪ Gay-ass bitch, more like bitch-ass gay ♪
♪ Straight-up flop, it's Joey Jay ♪
♪ Heard you're a top, just not on the race ♪
♪ Out of 13 girls, you got 12th place ♪
♪ Sam, great gowns, beautiful gowns ♪
♪ Just a shame they're Trinity's hand-me-downs ♪
♪ Never had a sweet tooth ♪
♪ Ha, neither has Ru, Shuga ♪
♪ And Hershii, it's chocolate, boo ♪
- ♪ Here comes the bass, bitch ♪
♪ Here comes the show ♪
♪ Throw on some gas ♪
♪ 'Cause they getting smoked ♪
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
- Here she comes...
- ♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
- Kennedy Davenport.
- ♪ I'm gonna ♪
- ♪ Child, it's always the girls ♪
♪ Mama Ru, I ain't playing with these bitches ♪
♪ Call her Peter, I'ma beat her ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm slaying all you bitches ♪
♪ Chocolate, no, it ain't Hershii's flop ♪
♪ What you packing, Pork Chop? ♪
♪ Jasmine, I'm the only Kennedy ♪
♪ Bitch, you ain't no kin of me ♪
♪ Just my mini me ♪
♪ Brains, no, body, I guess ♪
♪ But I must confess ♪
♪ Bitch, you look a mess, next ♪
♪ Sam Star ♪
♪ It's not a dream ♪
♪ Lost last season wearing your mama's things ♪
♪ Without season 7 there wouldn't be 17 ♪
♪ Like Joey Jay, the filler queen ♪
♪ Had high hopes for the rest of this cast ♪
♪ But just as I thought, trash ♪
♪ I know Spice had a twin ♪
♪ Who the fuck is this booger? ♪
♪ 'Cause what the hell happened to Shuga? ♪
- ♪ Here comes the bass, bitch ♪
♪ Here comes the show ♪
♪ Throw on some gas ♪
♪ 'Cause they getting smoked ♪
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
- Get ready.
- ♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
- It's Hershii LiqCour-Jeté.
♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪
♪ I'm gonna roast these ♪
- ♪ Now, Mama Ru, we need to have a conversation ♪
♪ Is this a competition or a vacation? ♪
♪ The girls here are looking real bizarre ♪
♪ So let's get it started with these chocolate bars ♪
♪ Girl, Joey Jay finally put on a wig ♪
♪ First gay contestant or just a British sin ♪
♪ And you can't read Shuga in this age of politics ♪
♪ 'Cause you know what they say ♪
♪ Protect the bricks ♪
♪ Now, Jasmine, this one's gon' be similar ♪
♪ You're going halfway, and then no one remembers you ♪
♪ Sam's cute, but she still gotta go ♪
♪ Have you seen her in a battle ♪
♪ Sis performs like a sow ♪
♪ Kennedy likes to dance and buck ♪
♪ But always runner-up ♪
♪ And it must really suck ♪
♪ Auntie is the oldest, but I ain't alarmed ♪
♪ I'm about to send her packing ♪
♪ Fourth time won't be the charm ♪
- ♪ Here comes the bass, bitch ♪
♪ Here comes the show ♪
♪ Throw on some gas ♪
♪ 'Cause they getting smoked ♪
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
- Next up, y'all...
- ♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
- Shuga Cain.
- ♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna roast these ♪
- ♪ I was gonna be nice but y'all poked the queen ♪
♪ Now it's reads and rhymes ♪
♪ I'm a roast machine ♪
♪ So buckle up, divas ♪
♪ I'm serving pain ♪
♪ No, this ain't dessert ♪
♪ This is death by Shuga Cain ♪
♪ Joey's first, yeah, we get it, she's gay ♪
♪ But I think it's time we pray the Jay away ♪
♪ Jasmine, hi, so glad you're here ♪
♪ A moment of silence ♪
♪ Hey, just like your career ♪
♪ Kennedy bucks and flips with grace ♪
♪ She'll do anything to keep you from seeing her face ♪
♪ Y'all look confused ♪
♪ That's not Trinity the Tuck ♪
♪ That Sam Star in her mom's old stuff ♪
♪ Hershii's drag, sweet like a snack ♪
♪ Or is Hershii serving it that? ♪
♪ Shug's so nice ♪
♪ Yeah, what's she going to say? ♪
♪ Joke's on you, I could do this all day ♪
- ♪ Here comes the bass, bitch ♪
♪ Here comes the show, throw on some gas ♪
♪ 'Cause they getting smoked ♪
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
- Let's wrap it up...
- ♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
- With Sam Star.
- ♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪
♪ I'm 'bout to roast these hos in my country-ass accent ♪
♪ Try it with me ♪
♪ They won't make it out the bracket ♪
♪ Points to the board ♪
♪ I got another basket ♪
♪ I'm killing these hos ♪
♪ Ru, better get a casket ♪
♪ Jasmine, sure, her moves pack a punch ♪
♪ But her mug is so hard, I call her Captain Crunch ♪
♪ Shuga is more filler than a fast-food patty ♪
♪ Looks are giving broke ♪
♪ Shuga need a sugar daddy ♪
♪ Joey really thinks that his looks are grand ♪
♪ But he's giving watered-down ♪
♪ Go and irrigate the land ♪
♪ Hershii on deck, stepping up to bat ♪
♪ But wait a minute, y'all ♪
♪ Who the hell is that? ♪
♪ Kennedy's back, I'm really confused ♪
♪ Ru slept on you twice, still 'bout to hit snooze ♪
♪ My name is Sam ♪
♪ Been a star from the start ♪
♪ Good luck keeping up, girls ♪
♪ Bless your heart ♪
- ♪ Here comes the bass, bitch ♪
♪ Here comes the show ♪
♪ Throw on some gas ♪
♪ 'Cause they getting smoked ♪
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
[cheers and applause]
- All right, ladies!
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- [laughs]
[laughs]
[dramatic music]
- Y'all smell that?
That was a roast, honey.
- It smell roasted to me, bitch.
[laughs] - Okay.
- Kennedy, did you season the roast?
- Perfected.
- I feel like I did really great with this roast.
I read the bitches to filth.
And now it is time to get ready for the runway,
Ladies Who Lunch.
- When you pulled the chocolate out, girl.
- Oh, y'all like my chocolate bit?
- That was cunt. - Thank you.
- That was cute. - That was so fun.
- Oh, Joey's feeling very confident right now.
Joey is feeling it.
- I feel good about it, but the judges
seemed to like everybody.
- I'm feeling good.
Come what may. - You know what that means.
Some of us are wrong. - I know.
- I know we're all saying that we're
not going to be in the bottom.
I don't plan on being in the bottom.
But the truth of the matter is,
four queens will be in the bottom.
So the alliances are important. You know?
You want to know that someone has your back.
I feel like I don't know who is around that I would be like,
do you have my back? Do you know what I mean?
- That's what I'm trying to figure out.
America, y'all know I'm on my own here,
because these bitches are gunning for me.
It's like we're "Mario Kart" and I'm in the lead.
They are going to pay me dust and throw no points my way.
So I gotta start doing some swindling.
Plan B, if you will.
I'm hoping that I don't have to give a point out, you know.
- But, like, what if?
- But if I do, I'm thinking whoever scratches my back,
I'll be more than happy to scratch theirs.
- Same.
- It's the least you could do, right?
- True that.
I don't know Sam at all, but she is very, very friendly.
She's really funny, and I feel like I'm vibing with her.
So, like, I hope that she is going to be, like, a cool ally.
- I'm just too nervous to get fucked over.
- Exactly.
- What would you do if, like, if you scratched someone's back
and then they weren't reciprocal
and they gave it to someone else?
- Oh, then they would be hearing from my lawyer.
- [laughs]
- These MVQ points are fucking with my head, girl.
- They are fucking with my head.
You don't have an alliance?
Like, you and Hershii?
Since you guys were first off, I feel
like you guys are together.
- I wouldn't call it an alliance.
We just made sure we looked out for each other
with us traumatized by going home early.
- Just to make sure we're going to have something on the board.
- Right.
- I mean, you're entitled to feel how you feel.
But I really do feel like from what people were saying
about me in their verse, I've been here,
this is my fourth time and--
- Oh, that's what you're saying.
- Yeah, I just feel like nobody is out to give me anything.
At this point, I do feel a sense of separation,
because the girls go and huddle up in these groups
and do all this whispering, and I haven't been
a part of these conversations.
I mean, regardless of how many times I've been on the show,
it shouldn't be a factor if I get a point or not.
- Yeah.
- I don't even know if I would even get anything
from anybody at this point.
I showed up and showed out today.
I mean, I deserve it.
I just hope I get it.
- You gagged me a little bit. - I enjoyed you too.
But I'm very hopeful about this challenge, because I think
the judges responded very well to my Rappin' Roast,
and that's because of what?
Girl's been here before.
Keep living, boo.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Mother of the house ♪
Category is Ladies Who Lunch.
Up first, Joey Jay.
- I own 51% of this lanai.
[laughter]
- I am giving you a lady who lunches even though
I haven't eaten in years.
- Today's special, Joey Jay.
- In my bag, I have uppers and downers.
I am just taking my sweet-ass time, because a lady
who lunches is never rushed.
- The ladies in Phoenix ain't ready for me.
- ♪ Get back when I step on the runway ♪
Up next, Jasmine Kennedie.
- Wow. - Oh.
- She gives great headpiece. - Yeah.
- This is a work of art.
I'm going back to the women who started
the luncheons, baby, Gilded Ages.
- Well, she's straight out of an Edith "Whore-ton" novel.
- There's about three different silks
on this back train,
and they are pleated to the gods.
Perfectly fitting.
I am the best-looking queen on this runway right now.
That's not a question.
That's a fact.
- Jane Eyre, matey.
- [laughs] - I tried.
- It was good.
No, I was with it.
- ♪ Mother of the house ♪
Up next,
Newark, LaGuardia, Kennedy Davenport.
- Hey. - Yes, honey.
Who brought the potato salad?
- You better get that casserole.
- Look at how the light is catching these beads, honey.
It's the fit.
It's the fashion.
- What's in her bag?
Hot sauce.
- They don't even have a lunch menu, but because I'm coming,
they're making me lunch.
[laughs]
- Now starring in "The Preacher's Third Wife."
♪ ♪
- Up next, Hershii LiqCour-Jeté.
- Ooh. - Sunday in the park with Jeté.
- Yes.
- This is my most favorite look I've ever put on my body.
- What is she eating?
The gilded wedge.
- Yeah. - Yum.
- I haven't done period before.
This is a whole new silhouette on me.
And this goldish orange against my skin
is giving me life.
This brown hair stacked to the ceiling with my little hat.
I just feel really pretty right now.
- Ladies and gentlemen, Pearl Bailey in "Hello, Dolly."
- ♪ Get back when I step on the runway ♪
Up next, Shuga Cain.
- Ooh, all her lunches are liquid.
- Yeah.
- This isn't your grandma's ladies who lunch.
I'm young, I'm gorgeous, and I'm rich and unbothered, baby.
I love my dramatic sleeves.
I've got a tight, short skirt.
It's so camp but still very refined and gorgeous.
- All I have in my purse is a magnum.
And I'm not talking about the ice cream.
- Hey. - [laughs]
- I'm on my fifth husband, freshly divorced,
newly engaged, house down.
- I bet she pays with her gold card.
- Yes, she does.
Up next, Sam Star. Ohh.
- I'm giving you Chanel inspiration fashion
sketch brought to life.
I'm giving you rhinestone gingham.
Okay?
- See, now that's what I call doggy-style.
- Yeah.
- I have Sparky Star working the runway.
- Oh, ohh. - [laughs]
She's just like her mother, well-behaved.
She does tricks, and she pees everywhere.
[laughter] - Yay.
- Honey, I'm going to the nicest Waffle House
that I can find, and I feel fabulous.
- Bye, bitch.
- I think he made a little mess.
- I think we all did. - [laughs]
[laughs]
Welcome, queens.
Tonight, "Tournament of All Stars"
rules are in full effect.
I'll name the top two All Stars of the week,
and each will receive two points.
Then the top two will lip sync for their chance to win
$10,000 plus one extra point.
[upbeat music]
Remember, at the end of this bracket,
the two queens with the most points will
continue on to the semifinals.
Now, it's time for the judges' critiques.
First up, Joey Jay.
- Good evening.
- This is really hard, because everybody
did really good tonight.
But going uptown for lunch, I believe it all.
Your face looks beautiful.
I wouldn't expect the tan and the blue, but it worked.
- Very "Dynasty."
Giving you Dominique Deveraux if she had just
cut somebody in the alley and took their credit card.
- Well, Joey Jay, I was gobsmacked by your performance.
- [gasps] Thank you.
- You earned your position as a bad bitch.
- AARP, Metamucil by the guzzle.
I think some of the judges are going to take offense by that,
but I thought it was brilliant.
I thought your look was really cool.
I wrote down Ducati the Body because of that.
It was really, really awesome.
- I am going to say I will be okay
if I never see another motorcycle Mugler top
ever as long as I live.
However, that was beautifully done with the pink
and the black, and I like it.
It's just one of those things that's going
to go on the Michelle list.
- [laughs]
- I'm honored.
[laughter]
- Up next, Jasmine Kennedie.
- How do you do?
- [laughs]
- I think this is really interesting
that you chose this.
And there were two of you that chose this time period.
- This outfit is so gorgeous,
the details, the ring, everything about it.
Can't take my eyes off of it.
Couldn't take my eyes off of you in the challenge
either, because you were hitting all these Broadway
dance moves, you know.
And that was fun.
- I wasn't sure what to expect.
You know, I don't necessarily think of you and rap
in the same-- - I get it.
- In the same thing.
But you were slicing and dicing.
- I'm not even going to comment on your Kennedy verse.
- ♪ We all heard the trade didn't like the session ♪
♪ Keep your good eye on me ♪
♪ Baby, learn a lesson ♪
- Sister, I love you.
- Listen, this is a roast. - It is.
- You are doing what you were supposed to do.
But I was like, ooh!
- My favorite part, I was watching you while some
of the girls were rapping.
You were never clocked out back there.
You were animated.
You were performing the whole time.
It's a thumbs-up for me.
You were wonderful tonight.
- Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- Up next, Kennedy Davenport.
- First Lady Davenport, your rap was just effortless.
There was one point that I couldn't take my eyes off you,
because while your sister was rapping,
you were twerking the whole time behind her.
And I was like, that's why we're here.
That's a roast. - She was talking about me.
- She was. [laughter]
And what better way to get her back than shaking that ass?
- Yeah, kiss it.
- Okay!
- You were ready to give it to us Salt-N-Pepa style,
and you did.
Your reads were great, and it was so funny.
- And the way you used the stage and the way
you understood where your camera was,
it was a masterclass in performing.
That is why you are still one of the top queens
in this business.
- And this look tonight, the changing
of the textures with the sleeves
and the skirt with the sequin bodice
is so smart and so beautiful.
- Are you stomping out a cigarette right now?
Is what that is?
- No, it just brings attention to the shoe.
[laughter]
- Pay attention. Let me write that down.
- Yes. Yes.
- Up next, Hershii LiqCour-Jeté.
- You chose a Gilded Age as well.
I think it's really interesting how you two came to that.
I think this color looks really pretty on you.
And the satin is gorgeous.
- Everything from the headpiece to the waves.
I mean, it's really beautiful, and it's great.
- You know what, Hershii?
I didn't know what to expect from you in this Rappin' Roast.
And I have to tell you, you were giving us "Femminem"
the house down.
- It was so cool, so chill, like you were
having a conversation with us.
It wasn't like you were trying to put on some sort of persona.
It was like, I got this.
- You literally did come out like a ninja.
Those glasses.
I thought you were Roxanne Shanté.
[laughter]
Because you blew us away.
You were fantastic.
Up next, Shuga Cain.
- I love this outfit.
It reminds me of, like, the top of the Chrysler Building.
It's very art deco, and I love a poof--sleeve.
Sleeve. Poof sleeve.
- Well, I'm a big poof, so I mean.
- Hey, I love it. - Let's go.
- The color is really, really interesting and pretty.
What was the thought behind it?
- I was trying to give not your grandma's ladies who lunch,
this is like new era, gorgeous, young, sexy.
I'm on my fourth husband.
I've got my prenatals packed, ready to pop out another one.
- You can still get pregnant at 47.
- I mean, well, that's not what this age is giving.
[laughter]
She's, like 27 and still fertile.
- And you looked so cute in the Rappin' Roast.
I love what you were wearing.
I was just waiting. I was gearing up.
I was like, come on, Shuga, come on.
And you came out there, and as usual, you're almost a little
too nice for me, Shuga.
These bitches deserved more than you gave them.
- You had some zingers in there,
but I wouldn't have mind a couple more
little hoodrat moves, you know.
- I bet you wouldn't, Jamal.
- I thought you were fantastic, but you didn't
cut as deep as you could have.
- Okay.
- Up next, Sam Star.
- This look tonight with your little doggy is adorable.
Ladies who lunch, I think of the classic kind of Chanel
vintage suit, and you did it in a very,
very draggy style, which I want nothing less than.
Personally, for me, I don't think you needed the hat.
- I think Chanel said that when you leave the house,
always take one thing off.
And you said, fuck that.
- I wouldn't.
More. It's drag.
- You said, fuck that so much, I'm going to add a dog.
- Yeah.
- Every time I see you, I know I'm going to get a show.
With Jasmine, to say that her moves pack a punch,
but her mug is so hard I call her Captain Crunch.
- Captain Crunch. - Baby, no crunch anymore.
- You ate that.
- Thank you.
- You are one queen who is always
put together even though you are wearing green chaps.
- Your worst nightmare.
- Yes.
I'm telling you, this is all coming to a head.
There's going to be a runway of all the things I hate.
- What was your favorite lyric?
- Shout-out to Joey Jay, it's giving watered-down.
Go and irrigate the land.
- What does that mean?
- Well, irrigation is like water used for farming.
- Yeah.
- So it was, like, clever wordplay.
- But what did it have to do with Joey?
- It's giving watered-down, like her drag is watered-down.
- Oh, watered-down.
- Go and irrigate the land. - I see.
- With the water.
- With the water used for irrigation.
- Yes.
[laughter]
- We got it out. - We got to it.
- We got there. We got there.
Thank you, queens. I think we've heard enough.
While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
You may leave the stage.
Right, now, just between us squirrel friends,
what do you think?
Now, we're looking for the top two All Stars of the Week.
- This is the hardest decision to make.
But Joey Jay shut it down.
When she said, "Serving fish, angler."
- Anglerfish. Anglerfish?
- Angler?
- Pure fire.
I had no idea she was a lyricist.
- Listen, Joey Jay ain't playing.
I had no idea she would come back so strong.
- Of course, that look.
I was unsure about the beige and the blue.
- I don't know. I think it was really great.
The marble, the color combination, the cuffs.
I think she really sold it tonight.
- Kennedy, the level of performance is just unmatched.
She's not worried about none of them hos on the stage.
She knows how to work a crowd, and that's kind of what
you can't teach somebody.
- I feel like she told a story tonight from the roast
all the way to the runway.
It felt like we saw the before her
and the saved her, which I thought was fun.
- I thought that look was so beautiful.
- Yeah.
- It was very understated, comparatively.
So it blended in the background a little bit for me.
- You know that it was bugle-beaded, right?
- Comparatively in the lineup.
- I thought all of those details were extraordinary.
- But Hershii the Stallion.
- I love it.
- She threw chocolate bars, and then she threw bars.
Hey! - Let's go, let's go.
There we go.
- I thought her cadence in the rap
was probably the best of all the girls.
The clarity and the flow was magnificent.
- And then she came out here tonight,
and she chose a Gilded Age look as well.
That gorgeous color on her.
That satin was so beautifully done.
She has changed and grown so much since her season.
- All right, silence.
I've made my decision.
Bring back my All Stars.
Welcome back, queens.
In the "Tournament of All Stars,"
if you're not in the top, you're in the bottom.
Now, based on your Rappin' Roast performances
and your Ladies Who Lunch runway presentations,
I've made some decisions.
Joey Jay, Kennedy Davenport,
Hershii LiqCour-Jeté,
you were all cooking with gas.
But the top two All Stars of the week are...
[tense music]
♪ ♪
Kennedy Davenport...
[upbeat music]
And Hershii LiqCour-Jeté.
- Yay. - Ohh.
- Yeah.
- Get it, bitch.
- [laughs]
- Get it, bitch.
- Sorry.
[laughs]
- Condragulations.
You've each earned two points.
Ladykins, the rest of you may step to the back of the stage.
- Cheers. - Thank you.
- Kennedy, Hershii, both of your roasts were well done.
But tonight, there can only be one winner.
Two All Stars stand before me.
Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,
win $10,000,
and earn a coveted extra point
in the "Tournament of All Stars."
[dramatic music]
The time has come
for you to Lip Sync
for Your Legacy.
♪ ♪
- This is my first Maxi Challenge win.
[laughs]
I'm looking over at Kennedy.
I know what she do, and I know what I can do,
and I'm not scared.
So I hope she's ready, 'cause I am.
- Now I have three points total.
If I win this lip sync, I have four.
That will put me in the lead.
Baby, I'm finna give everything,
including my panties.
Okay?
- Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
- ♪ I'd like to propose a toast ♪
♪ ♪
- [laughs]
- ♪ Here's to the ladies who lunch ♪
[laughter]
♪ Everybody laugh ♪
[laughter]
♪ Lounging in their caftans ♪
♪ And planning a brunch ♪
♪ On their own behalf ♪
♪ ♪
- [laughs]
- ♪ Off to the gym ♪
♪ Then to a fitting ♪
♪ Claiming they're fat ♪
♪ ♪
♪ And looking grim ♪
♪ 'Cause they've been sitting ♪
♪ Choosing a hat ♪
[laughter]
♪ Does anyone still wear a hat ♪
[laughter]
♪ I'll drink to that ♪
[laughter]
♪ And here's to the girls who just watch ♪
♪ Aren't they the best ♪
♪ When they get depressed ♪
♪ It's a bottle of scotch ♪
♪ Plus a little jest ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Another chance to disapprove ♪
♪ Another brilliant zinger ♪
♪ Another reason not to move ♪
♪ Another vodka stinger ♪
♪ Ah! ♪
♪ I'll drink to that ♪
[laughter]
♪ So here's to the girls on the go ♪
♪ Everybody tries ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Look into their eyes ♪
♪ And you'll see what they know ♪
♪ Everybody dies ♪
♪ A toast to that invincible bunch ♪
♪ The dinosaurs surviving the crunch ♪
♪ Let's hear it for the ladies who lunch ♪
♪ Everybody rise ♪
♪ Rise ♪
- Come on, Kennedy!
[laughter and applause]
- Wow.
- All right.
- Whoo, I'll drink to that.
[laughter]
All Stars, I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Kennedy Davenport, condragulations.
You're a winner, baby.
- Work, Kennedy! - Whoo!
- You've won a cash tip of $10,000
plus one extra point.
- Thank you.
- Which gives you a total of four points.
Sam Star, Jasmine Kennedie, Joey Jay, and Shuga Cain,
please step to the front of the stage.
♪ ♪
All Stars, with great power comes great responsibility.
The bottom four queens will each receive one point.
But you must give it away to the All Star you believe
is the MVQ of the week.
Choose wisely, because at the end of this bracket,
only the two queens with the most points
will move on to the semifinals.
Now, before you go, let's take a look at the scores.
Joey Jay and Shuga Cain each have one point.
Jasmine Kennedie, you have two points.
Hershii and Sam, you both have three points.
Kennedy Davenport, you have four points.
But this game ain't over yet.
Condragulations, All Stars.
And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell
are you going to love somebody else?
Can I get an amen up in here?
all: Amen!
- All right, now let the music play.
- ♪ Good luck and don't eff it up, up, up ♪
♪ Good luck and don't eff it up, up, up ♪
♪ Good luck and don't ♪
♪ Good luck and don't eff it up, up, up ♪
♪ Good luck and don't ♪
♪ Good luck, baby ♪
♪ Good luck and don't eff it up, up, up ♪
♪ Good luck and don't ♪
♪ Good luck, baby ♪
♪ Good luck and don't eff it up, up, up ♪
[rock music]