- ♪ MTV ♪
- Previously on
"The Tournament of All Stars"...
Last week, the top eight All Stars
competed in the second episode of the semifinals.
It's "The Tournament of All Stars" Talent Invitational.
- [screams]
- Yes, bitch.
- Devoured.
- Work, diva.
- Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
- We get it. It was like an ad.
But I would have liked more of a storyline with it.
- Dame Lydia Butthole Kollins.
- It was just one element of the story missing
for me to feel like I fully have gotten it.
- Bosco.
- I love that you did a comedy burlesque.
The chair-ography was amazing.
- The winner of this week's challenge is Bosco.
[cheers and applause]
- Work, Bosco.
- Lydia, shantay, you stay.
Mistress Isabelle Brooks, all is not lost.
You still have a chance to re-enter the competition
if one of our regular judges
enters you into the Wildcard Lottery.
Bruno, show us which eliminated All Star
will be returning to compete in next week's
Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.
[dramatic music]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, Lord.
- Oh, wow. - Oh, wow.
- Is a way to put it.
- I just sent home my drag mother.
Mistress has never lost a lip sync on "Drag Race."
So as sad as I am, I feel incredibly proud of myself.
I beat Mistress Isabelle Brooks in a lip sync?
Come on.
It makes me feel like I do deserve my spot in the finale.
- This was a tough one, y'all.
- Lydia, I just want to say congratulations
to you for surviving the Lip Sync for Your Life.
- You turned it. You did.
You turned it.
- And congratulations, Bosco.
[cheering]
- Top seven, bitch.
- Okurr.
- How are you feeling?
- A little conflicted at the moment, 'cause, like,
we all want this at this point, but, like,
I just know how much she really,
really wanted to be here.
And just, it did not, like, occur to me that
like, there would be a situation where she wouldn't be here.
And I don't know, my heart just broke for her.
So I'm feeling a lot right now. - Yeah.
- I've known Mistress for, like, a really long time,
and I've known how bad she's wanted this
ever since we were kids.
Mistress is the person that I was the closest here with.
We are both Texas girls.
So, bitch, I'ma win it for us
and I'm gonna bring it back home to Texas.
- Can I just remind you guys somebody here in this room,
or possibly whoever comes to lip sync.
- No. - No.
- OK, well, someone here in this room
is going to win $200,000.
[cheering]
- Bitch.
- The stakes are really, really high.
I can taste the $200,000.
I could win this whole thing.
- And with that, let's get the fuck out of drag.
- No shade. [laughter]
- I am willing to crawl through hot coals and broken glass
to get to this crown.
I'm ready to do anything.
- I'm so fucking proud of us.
I'm headed straight for the Crown.
I'm going to be like Han Solo taking off
in the Millennium Falcon.
I'm going to do the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs.
You know what I'm saying?
- Do you want a little? Just a little.
- Somebody's going home with $200,000,
and, baby, I want that person to be me.
Me, mine!
- [moans]
- Harder? - Harder.
- [yelps]
I am ready for the Lip Sync Smackdown, girl.
I know this is where I excel, so I want all of you
right now, bah, like, let's do it!
- I'm just trying to see what a beautiful crown
would look like on top of my head.
These girls better be scared.
I'm a little bit afraid of me too.
- You think these girls are going to slay me in a lip sync?
I think not.
Ha, what's gooey.
Mama, I got this in the bag. I know I do.
And I'll take any of these bitches on.
"All Stars 10" is mine.
Ah!
[dramatic music]
- Hey, sister, are you OK?
- It's like I feel like the competition
is starting to heat up.
[laughter]
- ♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪
The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"
receives a one-year supply
of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,
a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,
and a grand prize of $200,000.
♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪
♪ May the best drag queen win, best drag queen win ♪
- Ooh.
- Chocolate fucking chip.
[cheering]
[excited chatter]
- We made it.
- It's finale day, bitch, and I am so excited to be here.
Of course, there's work to be done,
but I think we're all just happy to be enjoying
you know, our last moments together
before we all dog stomp each other.
- Oh, my God, this is really the finale.
We really made it through all those brackets
and the semi-final.
- We're here, but there's still a lot of us.
- I know, it doesn't feel like a finale.
- And some bitch is coming back.
- Oh, fuck.
- The fact that somebody's coming back is crazy.
- Who do we think it's going to be?
Who do you think? - Nicole Paige Brooks.
- I think it's going to be Mistress.
Fuck it, why not?
[doorbell rings]
- Not this.
- Oh, my God.
- I didn't even know we had a doorbell.
- You guys ready?
- Ding, ding, ding.
♪ ♪
[screaming]
- I'm getting fucking chills.
- Karma's a bitch, but thank God she's my bestie.
- Ooh! [laughter]
- I know y'all missed me.
[cheering]
- Hi, divas.
The doll is back.
Justice has been served,
and the diva won the lottery card, honey.
I am ready to come in and slay this competition.
Oh, my God, it's so good to see half of you.
- Oh, thank you.
- Jesus, she's a twink. [laughter]
- I'm kind of gagging, 'cause I'm like,
this bitch probably has a vendetta against
me and Mistress for stealing her point
in the preliminary round.
Karma's a bitch.
- Now, I'm a little gagged.
I was expecting Mistress to be here.
I thought that there was a little bit of an alliance
with the Texas divas.
- [laughs]
- That's what I had thought, Jorgeous.
- Sister, I saw an opportunity, and I had to take it, mama.
- Even though Jorgeous was rotted
for doing that whole Texas tango alliance spoof,
I'm able to get over this cuntspiracy
because I have one shot to absolutely kill it.
And I'm here to wake it up.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Ooh! - Ooh!
- You look fab.
- Good morning, All Stars.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- And welcome home, Kerri.
[applause]
- Hi, mother. [laughs]
- Now Kerri, as our Wildcard Lottery winner,
you are back, back, back in the competition
with an equal chance to win
the grand prize of $200,000.
- Girl. - Girl.
- Courtesy of "RuPaul's Drag Race Match Queen,"
available now.
Now, to be this season's big winner,
you've got to survive the final
Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.
But before you go head-to-head and toe-to-toe,
there's just one more thing.
- Oh, no. - Oh.
- Wait, what though?
- Here we go.
- Bitch, what?
- I need you to rate your fellow All Stars
from top to bottom, side to side,
based on who you think is your biggest lip sync competition.
- Oh, God.
- Not this. - That's right.
It's Rate-A-Queen, All Stars edition.
- Oh, my God.
- Choose carefully, because the final rankings
will determine how you face off in a Lip Sync Smackdown.
- [laughs]
- What the fuck is going on? - Why?
- I just know these bitches are going to be shady as fuck.
Doesn't matter who's your friend.
Because at the end of the day,
the girls want to set it up for their own win.
Can't trust none of these hoes.
- All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
[cheers and applause]
[excited chatter]
- Baby, it is the finale.
Today is the day.
It is the Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.
I'm excited to be in the room with all the girls.
I have not come in as a Lip Sync Assassin on All Stars yet.
But I mean, what other day to do that than today?
[upbeat music]
- You are definitely not unfamiliar to a LaLaPaRuZa.
- No, no, I think I literally just completed one last season.
- Yes, yes.
So you feel pretty prepared when it comes to this situation?
- You can never be too prepared, honestly,
especially with this Rate-A-Queen business going on.
- I know. I love it.
It's going to get-- it could get so messy.
- We have to take part in Rate-A-Queen, All Stars edition.
And these rankings are going to determine
how we face off in the Lip Sync Smackdown.
I am the only queen in this competition
that has done Rate-A-Queen.
- You think I was the worst?
- No, no, no. Well--
- Oh! [laughter]
- Miss Lydia.
- It was not a pretty butthole.
- Some of the queens put me in the bottom that week.
So there's a little PTSD with Rate-A-Queen.
- Ginger, not going to lie, I feel like you're one
to watch out for for this, because bitch,
you make numbers your own, bitch.
You be doing like all these cross-eyed shit.
- Cross-eyed shit is the key.
- Not the cross-eyed shit.
- She's the horny toad, honey.
- Who are you confident you can beat in a lip sync, Kerri?
- It depends on the song.
I don't really see any specific queen as like competition.
It's more what vibe am I going to bring to life
with what song?
- Gotcha.
- I feel like everyone is sort of a threat
in their own accord.
So it's kind of tough to boil down
Rate-A-Queen to just a specific strategy or formula.
- Exactly.
This Rate-A-Queen and these rankings
are definitely going to play a part in how we all
get situated on the bracket,
and that makes me a little nervous.
What if I'm going against a really close friend of mine
or a sickening performer?
I need to be a little bit more strategic
than I normally would.
- Oh, my gosh, I'm just so excited.
- It's just everything.
I feel like we could just taste the crown.
- What would it mean to everybody to win?
- Fucking everything. - Girl.
- I dropped out of high school for this art form,
you know what I mean?
It would mean so much.
- But we were, like, 15 years old in our covers
watching "Drag Race" being like,
I want to be on that one day.
- Yes.
- So to win would be like full circle times a thousand.
I don't know.
I know that it would mean a lot for everyone.
- For me it's the idea of resilience and just proving
to people that no matter if they think you should be doing
something, that if you work your fucking ass off,
you can get the payoff.
Like, that's everything to me.
I love proving people wrong.
- I second that.
Winning is just an ultimate fuck you
to anyone who ever didn't believe in you
or didn't see it.
But more than anything, it's a big fuck you
to the own little part in ourselves
that actually believed it.
- Yes, I love that.
- Drag has been the only thing that I've
wanted to do with my life from the time I was a teenager.
And then I finally reached the pinnacle
and immediately had the rug swept out from under me,
you know.
And to be able to prove that as long as you keep going,
anything is possible.
Like,
just fucking keep going.
Just fucking keep going.
Get back on the fucking horse.
- OK. - And I'm so glad you're back.
- I'm so happy to be back, bitch.
- We've all fought tooth and nail to be here.
And to win on my fourth try would mean the world to me.
But what I've learned through all of this
is it's not about the destination.
It's about the journey and sisterhood
and being in this magical competition together.
- OK, bitches.
So we throwing down, we smacking down today.
- That being said, this Lip Sync Smackdown
for the Crown is about to begin,
and I am going to whoop y'all's asses.
Whoopeth thou ass.
- Bitch, who's motherfucking ready?
Who wants to? - Are we going right now?
- I need that. I need that.
- You need that?
- Bitch, I can handle the both of y'all.
- Yes, bad girls club.
- I need that, I need that.
- You need that right now?
- Hit it.
Hit it, yes!
- One chop.
- Yeah, bitches.
It's time for a Lip Sync Smackdown, bitch.
♪ ♪
[tense music]
- OK, OK.
It is time to take part
in the Rate-A-Queen, All Stars edition.
- We could be put against each other,
the best against the best.
We could be put against each other
the best against the worst.
We don't know.
- Now, we have to rate every queen
from top to bottom, fiercest competition
to the least fiercest competition.
And I do feel like I smell a little bit of a stunt.
- All right.
- I'm thinking about who is going
to be the biggest competition
in the music that I enjoy.
- Jorgeous.
She's a killer. She's got it.
- Fuck it, let's go with Aja.
Girl, she's the one that I'm most nervous about, actually.
- I need to make sure that I make it to the end.
Most of these girls have not seen my lip sync skills,
so I think they're going to rank me low.
Lydia Butthole Kollins.
So I'm putting Lydia as number one,
just in case the bottom queens get matched up
with the top queens, because
I think I can take Lydia in a lip sync.
- Ginger Minj.
Her track record with lip syncs does not lie.
I was originally thinking I was going
to be kind of strategic about it,
but I just don't know what any of these rankings do.
- In second ranking.
- Second. - Second.
- Is Jorgeous.
- Lydia Butthole Kollins.
- I am kind of going back and forth between
do I play this fair and be honest and trustworthy
or do I fuck shit up?
Third.
This is where it gets a little muddy for me.
Ginger Minj. She's a chameleon.
Is that the right decision? I don't know.
- Third ranking.
I'm going to go ahead and give that to Aja.
- Ginger Minj.
I feel like she could definitely out-camp me.
- All right, I'm going to rank fourth Irene.
I know the other girls aren't seeing it for Irene,
so Irene is going to be my personality hire.
I'm going to stick her just a little bit
higher than I would normally.
- In fifth position, this is where it gets tough and sticky.
And I'm going to put my mace down
to actually think about this.
- In sixth ranking, Jorgeous.
- In seventh position, I am ranking Irene the Alien.
I am just more intimidated by everyone else.
- I don't want to put Irene last,
but I mean, I did beat her once.
- And seventh is Kerri Colby.
- You know, I've seen the way how Kerri performs,
so I'm not that worried about it.
- That's the tea.
- And mama.
- That is the tea.
- And that's the tea. - And that's the tea.
- And that's the mother-tucking tea, bitch.
- [laughs]
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]
- ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Walk ♪
♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe ♪
♪ Let your whole body talk ♪
♪ Cover girl ♪
And what?
- Welcome to the grand finale
of "RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars."
Tonight, it's just the home team,
starting with Michelle Visage.
She's my MVPP.
- Yeah, you know me.
[laughter]
- Style superstar Carson Kressley.
Are you a big skorts fan?
- Oh, I usually prefer a clam digger with a strappy sandal.
- [laughs]
And "Drag Race's" biggest cheerleader,
it's Ross Mathews.
- Sis boom bah, sis.
- [laughs]
All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
[dramatic music]
Category is Smackdown for the Mother-tucking Crown.
First up, Aja.
- It's time for the Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.
These bitches better watch out.
- Bosco.
- She should have worn a hat.
- Daya Betty.
- I am going big game hunting, and baby, these other girls,
they're the prey.
- Ginger Minj.
Irene the Alien.
- Now it's time for total annihilation.
- Jorgeous.
- The girls better be scared.
Who want it? What's gooey?
- Dame Lydia Butthole Kollins.
Kerri Colby.
- Let me show you what a diva can do.
♪ ♪
- This is fucking crazy.
- Welcome, All Stars.
Tonight, you'll face off
in a series of seven lip syncs.
In the end, one of you
will be crowned our champion.
Earlier, I asked you to rate your fellow All Stars
based on who you think
is your biggest lip sync competition.
Your combined rankings have determined
tonight's lip sync order.
Yes, honey, this bracket has been seeded.
Officially.
Because seeding is what?
all: Fundamental.
- It's like NAACP basketball up in here.
- All right, listen up, gay people.
This is a seeded bracket. So here's how it works.
Number one goes against number eight.
Number two, number seven.
Number three, number six.
And then four and five are paired together.
And then the four winners move on to the next round,
and then the winners of those two lip syncs,
Lip Sync for the Crown.
You got it?
- Now, let the Smackdown begin.
♪ ♪
My queens, the All Star y'all ranked number one is--
♪ ♪
Ginger Minj.
[applause]
- Thank you. [laughter]
- Damn, y'all really trying to downplay a bitch.
Girl, I guess I'm going to have to show them again.
- Now, Ginger, you'll face off against the All Star
ranked number eight.
And that All Star is--
♪ ♪
Kerri Colby.
- Well, yes.
- [laughs]
- Shit.
- The rest of you may take a seat in the gallery.
- Kill it, baby. - Thank you.
- Good luck, mama. - Thank you, darling.
- Ginger, what do you think of your top ranking?
- Surprised.
They got me, gal.
I don't know if these girls ranked me
number one because they truly believe that,
or if they are trying to set me up.
Either way, I'm here for it.
I will take you all down one by one.
[laughs]
- And Kerri, what do you think of your eighth ranking?
- You know, I am a wildcard, so this is a wild placement.
I'm here for it.
Low key, I know that Ginger is a front runner,
but this could be that moment that sets me apart.
And baby, the diva is girdled up and ready to show you
what she has up her sleeve, honey, up her tuck it up.
[laughs]
- Now, let's find out who will choose the song.
♪ ♪
Oh, pit crew.
♪ ♪
Ladykins, in Bruno's golden hopper
are two balls, one for each of you.
Bruno, let's go.
♪ ♪
- If I don't get the right song,
Kerri could definitely out-sexy me.
Oh, God, pick my ball.
♪ ♪
Oh.
- Whose ball are you holding?
♪ ♪
Bruno is holding Ginger's ball.
- I wish I could say it was the first time.
[laughter]
- And that means, Ginger, you get to choose the song
from our Lip Sync Smackdown playlist.
Will it be "Disease" by Lady Gaga,
"Joyride" by Kesha,
"Party Lights" by Natalie Cole,
"Raise Your Glass" by Pink,
"Show Me How You Burlesque" by Christina Aguilera,
or "Whenever, Wherever" by Shakira?
- [groans]
In my head, I am sitting here going,
you really need to set the tone for this whole battle.
Pick something you know you can do
and a song that I can just lay into.
Big swings, no misses.
- What song do you choose?
- "Disease" by Lady Gaga.
- "Disease" by Lady Gaga is Ginger's choice.
Two All Stars stand before me.
Ladies, this is your chance to impress me
to move forward to the next round.
♪ ♪
The time has come for you
to Lip Sync for Your Life.
♪ ♪
Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
- ♪ Oh ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ There are no more tears to cry ♪
♪ I heard you begging for life ♪
- Yes!
- ♪ Running out of medicine ♪
♪ You're worse than you've ever been ♪
♪ Ah, scream it for me, baby ♪
♪ Like you're gonna die ♪
♪ Poison on the inside ♪
♪ I can be your antidote tonight ♪
♪ I can play the doctor ♪
♪ I can cure your disease ♪
♪ If you were a sinner ♪
♪ I could make you believe ♪
♪ Lay you down like one, two, three ♪
♪ Eyes roll back in ecstasy ♪
♪ I can smell your sickness ♪
♪ I can cure your ♪
♪ Cure your disease ♪
[cheering]
♪ ♪
♪ You're so tortured when you sleep ♪
- Kerri put all of that beautiful
50-inch ponytail into a bun, and she's leaving it up there?
Take the hair down, baby.
It's hot in the club, girl.
- ♪ I can play the doctor ♪
♪ I can cure your disease ♪
♪ If you were a sinner ♪
♪ I could make you believe ♪
♪ Lay you down like one, two, three ♪
♪ Eyes roll back in ecstasy ♪
♪ I can smell your sickness ♪
♪ I can cure your ♪
♪ Bring me your desire ♪
♪ I can cure your disease ♪
♪ If you were a sinner ♪
♪ I could make you believe ♪
♪ Lay you down like one, two, three ♪
♪ Eyes roll back in ecstasy ♪
♪ I know all your secrets ♪
♪ I can cure your ♪
♪ Oh, cure your disease ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Cure your disease ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Cure your ♪
- Yes!
[applause]
- Work, bitches.
- Bitch, that was sickening.
- I'm getting goosebumps, for real.
- Oh, my God.
That was fierce.
- All Stars, I've made my decision.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
[laughs]
- [laughs]
All Stars, I've made my decision.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
Ginger Minj, shantay, you stay.
- Oh, thank God.
[applause]
I think you cured my disease.
- Well...
- OK.
- Condragulations.
You've won the first Lip Sync Smackdown.
Please step to the winner's box to await the next round.
Kerri Colby, you gave Ginger a run for her money.
- Yes.
- While you won't be moving forward tonight,
you are and will forever be an All Star.
Now, sashay away.
- All right.
- Love you, diva.
- Another one. Thank you.
[laughter]
My personal shot at the Hall of Fame and $200,000
has come to an end this time around.
Ooh, well.
I feel nothing but gratitude, because the judges said
bring the doll back to life.
And I feel like I got all the redemption
that I was hunting and searching
and craving and needing.
Oh.
- All Stars, please step to the stage for our next lip sync.
Ladykins, the All Star you ranked number two is
Dame Lydia B Kollins.
- Oh, shit.
- Work.
- I did not expect to be ranked at number two.
For them to think that I am up there,
I'm gagged and a little confused.
[laughs]
- Lydia, you'll be competing with the All Star
that you all ranked number seven.
And the number seven All Star is--
♪ ♪
Irene the Alien.
- Y'all are shady.
[laughs]
Well, the girls ranked
exactly how I thought they would.
I expected to be ranked seventh,
and I picked Lydia in that higher ranking
because I think I can take her on.
So it looks like my strategy paid off.
- The rest of you may take a seat in the gallery.
[tense music]
All right, now let's find out who gets to choose the song.
Oh, pit crew.
[suspenseful music]
Now, in Bruno's golden hopper
are two balls, one for each of you.
Now, Bruno, without peeking, cradle one ball.
♪ ♪
Show us that ball.
♪ ♪
Lydia Butthole Kollins.
Lydia, what will it be?
- Ooh. "Joyride" by Kesha.
- So it shall be done.
The time has come for you
to Lip Sync for Your Life.
- I am shaking in my cock piece right now,
because this lip sync is going to determine
who makes it to the top four.
I am going to send Teletubby back to Mars, bitch.
- Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
[Kesha's "Joyride"]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Are you a man ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm a bitch ♪
♪ I'm already rich, just looking for that mm ♪
♪ This party sucks, I'm 'bout to ditch ♪
♪ Don't even try to gi-give me shit ♪
♪ I've earned the right to be, be like this ♪
♪ Oh, you say you love me ♪
♪ That's funny ♪
♪ Well, so do I ♪
♪ I'm just looking for a joyride, joyride ♪
♪ I'm just looking for a good time tonight ♪
♪ Baby, I want you to ♪
♪ Rev my engine till you make it purr ♪
- That's right, girls, give us a show.
- ♪ Joyride ♪
♪ Keep your eyes on the road ♪
♪ A label whore, but I'm bored of wearing clothes ♪
♪ You want kids ♪
♪ Well, I am mother ♪
♪ Don't even try to gi-give me shit ♪
- I am in fight or flight at this moment.
I have a lot in my arsenal.
I'm just going to try to let it all out.
- ♪ Rev my engine till you make it purr ♪
♪ Keep it kinky, but I come first ♪
♪ Beep, beep bitch, I'm outside ♪
♪ Get in, loser, for the joyride ♪
♪ Making every motherfucker turn ♪
♪ Fall from heaven, no, it didn't hurt ♪
♪ Beep beep, that's nitro life ♪
♪ Get in, loser, for the joyride ♪
♪ Don't even, don't give me shh ♪
♪ Don't even, 'cause I'm a bitch ♪
♪ Don't even, don't even ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm a, I'm a bitch ♪
- Yes!
♪ ♪
- Work!
♪ ♪
♪ Get in, loser, for the joyride ♪
- Bitch.
- Good job.
- What the fuck? Who cut the cable?
Y'all need to pay your bills, bitch.
- Ladies, I've made my decision.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
Lydia B. Kollins, shantay, you stay.
- Oh, fuck.
Thank you.
[applause]
Period, bitch.
I, Lydia Butthole Kollins,
I'm in the top four of the "Tournament of All Stars."
I'm so gagged.
- Condragulations. - Thank you.
- Now, please step to the winners box.
- I love you so much.
Congrats.
Oh, my God.
- Irene the Alien, you will not be moving forward,
but you are and will forever be...
a freak.
[laughter]
And an All Star.
- Thank you so much for the opportunity
to show the world what a fucking idiot I truly am.
- [laughs]
Now, sashay away.
- We love you, Irene. - Love you, Irene.
- You better work, bitch.
- If it's true that losing is the new winning,
then no one's a bigger winner
than the 16th place Irene the Alien.
- Yes! - Work, bitch.
- Love you sister.
- The alien invasion is postponed for now.
Even though I didn't win the crown this time,
I couldn't be happier with how things shook out.
Us early outs,
we've got more to show you than you got to see.
- Sister!
- They got me, girl.
- She was bucking.
How do you feel? - Thank you.
I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty disappointed,
but here I am.
- I think you did a fabulous job.
That was a great lip sync. - Thank you.
- Girl, join the watching party of the tournament.
My first guest, everybody.
- All Stars.
- Oh, here we go.
- Please return to the stage.
It's time for our next lip sync.
[suspenseful music]
On deck, the All Star
you all ranked number three is--
♪ ♪
Jorgeous.
- Wait a minute.
OK.
- Jorgeous, you'll be lip syncing against
the All Star ranked number six.
- Probably Daya. - Yeah.
- And that queen is--
♪ ♪
Aja.
- Oh.
- Well, yes.
- Oh, bitch.
So the one bitch I did not want to face is Miss Aja.
But I'm ready, mama.
Let's put on a show for Miss Mother Ru.
- Fuck all you bitches who voted me that low.
Y'all really played today. - [laughs]
- But it's OK.
I'm saying a prayer for all of y'all.
- Spoken like a true Mother Superior.
Now, let's see who gets to choose the song.
Oh, pit crew.
Bruno, show us what you got.
- Please, Bruno, please grab my ball, please.
♪ ♪
- Jorgeous.
That means you get to choose the song.
- Yes.
Let's do "Party Lights."
- "Party Lights" by Natalie Cole.
- I'm sorry, Aja, but, mama, I'm going to have to send you
back to the convent.
- Ooh, girl. Buckle up.
You ready?
- Here we go, girl. This is about to be a battle.
- Give it to us.
- Two All Stars stand before me.
Ladies, this is your chance to impress me
and move forward to the next round.
The time has come for you
to Lip Sync for Your Life.
♪ ♪
- The one person I didn't want to go against is Jorgeous.
She's an amazing performer.
I think she's the only girl here that has
the potential to take me out.
But I have some tricks up my sleeve.
- Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
[Natalie Cole's "Party Lights"]
- Ooh. - Wow.
♪ ♪
- ♪ I see the party lights ♪
♪ Shining in the night ♪
♪ Make me feel all right ♪
- [laughs]
- ♪ I see the party lights ♪
♪ Shining in the night ♪
♪ Really out of sight ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I see reflections going in the air ♪
♪ Telling me the way to move ♪
♪ I feel the spirit and it's everywhere ♪
♪ Telling me it's time to groove ♪
♪ I see the party lights ♪
- Oh!
- ♪ They're shining in the night ♪
♪ Ooh, make me feel all right ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ I've got to leave here and I won't look back, no, no ♪
♪ I've seen tomorrow in the sky ♪
♪ Yes, I have ♪
♪ I've got the sunshine in a paper sack ♪
♪ Would you believe ♪
♪ I've got new wings and I can fly ♪
♪ Party lights ♪
♪ They're shining in the air ♪
♪ Whoa, out of sight ♪
♪ Let's get away ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
♪ Come on, party with me children ♪
♪ Hey, come on ♪
♪ Party with me ♪
♪ Down, get down ♪
♪ You, come on, party with me children ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Come on, party with me ♪
- Let it go, let it go.
- Ooh!
- Yeah!
- ♪ Party ♪
♪ Party ♪
♪ Oh, I see the party lights ♪
♪ Shining in the night ♪
♪ Ooh, baby ♪
- These bitches are turning it.
Mwah.
- ♪ Shining, yeah ♪
♪ Come on, whoa ♪
[applause]
- Yes!
- Yes, ma'am!
[suspenseful music]
- All Stars, I've made my decision.
♪ ♪
[laughs]
- [laughs]
All Stars, I've made my decision.
[suspenseful music]
Jorgeous, shantay, you stay.
- Oh, bitch.
[applause]
Thank you so much.
- Condragulations, you're advancing to the next round.
- Bitch, yes.
- Please step to the winners box.
- Thank you, mama.
One bitch down. Who's next, girl?
Ginger, you want it? Lydia, you want it?
Anybody can get it. [laughs]
- Aja.
While you won't be moving forward tonight,
you are and will forever be
one sickening All Star.
Now, sashay away.
- I just want to say thank you so much.
I came here to fall back in love with drag.
And I just want to say, y'all made me fall deeply in love.
I'm going to do my little walk off.
See, I'm walking.
You know, I'm walking.
PS, dot dot, I'm out this bitch.
- Love you, Aja!
- Love you!
- Honestly, internally, I am crumbling.
But all I can do is just walk away with my head up
and just know that I did my best.
[upbeat music]
- Hello?
Is the woman of the house here?
What you got to say, girl?
What's it giving?
- That wore me out.
I was like, girl, Jorgeous' little ass be carrying.
- Now.
- Oh, shit. - Oh.
- Daya Betty, Bosco,
your fellow queens have ranked you number four and five
respectively.
♪ ♪
- Oh, no. Daya's crying.
This is going to be so hard to watch.
They're sisters.
- And they are like sister sisters, girl.
- Daya Betty, you're looking very emotional.
Why is that?
- Bosco means a lot to me.
She's taught me a lot about myself
and what it means to actually have queer family.
And I just have the most immense amount
of respect for her.
And just not the person
that I want to be doing this with.
But that's the name of the game,
and I'm ready.
- Bosco, is there anything you'd like to say?
- No.
[laughter]
- No. I love you, girl.
I fucking love you so much. - I love you.
- It's all with love, and we are family here.
Now, let's see who gets to choose your song.
Oh, pit crew.
[suspenseful music]
You know how this goes.
Bruno, get those balls rolling.
♪ ♪
- Bruno, hurry up, miss thing.
- Show us that ball, Bruno.
Bosco.
Bosco, what song do you choose?
- If I want to move forward in this competition,
I have to put myself first.
And it's not what I want to do,
but I'm kind of a cunt.
[laughs] I'm going to do it.
I'm absolutely going to do it.
Let's show them how to burlesque.
- Bosco has chosen "Show Me How You Burlesque"
by Christina Aguilera.
- God damn, Bosco was born to do this song.
- Here we go.
- Two All Stars stand before me.
Ladies, this is your chance to impress me
and move forward to the next round.
The time has come for you
to Lip Sync for Your Life.
♪ ♪
Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
- ♪ Underneath the city lights ♪
♪ There is a world few know about ♪
♪ Where rules don't apply, no ♪
♪ And you can't keep a good girl down ♪
♪ ♪
♪ She comes to the club looking for a good time ♪
♪ Gonna make that, shake that, money on a dime ♪
♪ Don't need a sugar daddy, she can work it just fine ♪
♪ Up on the table, she'll be dancing all night ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, baby doll just come to life ♪
♪ Under the spotlight ♪
♪ We say hey ♪
♪ Here come the ladies ♪
♪ Bout to give a little show ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Here go the boys ♪
♪ You gotta show a little more ♪
- Oh, my God.
- ♪ Hit it up, get it up, won't let you rest ♪
♪ Hit it up, get it up, this is not a test ♪
♪ Hit it up, get it up, gotta give me your best ♪
♪ ♪
♪ A little bit of naughty, it's a little bit nice ♪
♪ She's a whole lot of glam, sweat, sugar, sex, spice ♪
♪ Shimmy, shimmy, strut, strut ♪
♪ Give a little what, what ♪
♪ Up on the table, we'll be dancing all night ♪
- I'm not going to lie.
Daya is kind of bringing energy right now.
- ♪ Show me how you burlesque ♪
[snapping]
♪ OK, girls ♪
♪ Let's show 'em how it's done ♪
♪ It ain't over till we say ♪
♪ And we've only just begun ♪
♪ Let me hear you say yeah ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Say yeah ♪
- Oh, my God!
- ♪ Hit it up, get it up, this is not a test ♪
♪ Hit it up, get it up, gotta give me your best ♪
♪ So get your ass up, show me how you burlesque ♪
- Yes, bitch!
[applause]
Work.
- Wow.
All Stars, I've made my decision.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
[laughs]
- [laughs]
All Stars, I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Bosco, shantay, you stay.
[applause]
Condragulations, you're headed to the next round.
Stay right where you are.
Daya Betty, you won't be moving forward tonight,
but you are and will forever be family.
Now, sashay away.
- Ru, thank you for changing my life
and showing me that I belong somewhere.
It just took me a long time, and I'm very thankful for that.
Girl, I love you. Congratulations.
[soft music]
- Thank you so much.
Kill it.
I guess Betty wasn't ready yet, bitch.
OK? OK.
I didn't win the crown, but I am walking away here
so proud of myself.
And if I had to lose a lip sync to anybody,
I am happy that it's Bosco.
Hi.
- [screams]
- You Betty be ready.
- Aw.
- Betty, we got a seat right here for you.
Come on, Daya. - Thank you.
- Come sit.
- Daya, that was hard to watch.
- It was. - I'm really sad.
But not because I lost.
I just hated that that was me and Bosco.
- Oh, my God, the TV.
- It's time for round two of our Lip Sync Smackdown.
- Ding, ding, ding.
- Bosco, I've consulted our bracket.
Your next lip sync will be with--
[suspenseful music]
Ginger Minj.
Ginger, please step forward.
- No rest at all for the wicked.
And here comes Ginger fucking Minj,
one of the people that I really didn't want to lip sync against.
- Now let's see who gets to choose the song.
Oh, pit crew.
Bruno, do your thing.
Harder, Bruno.
Faster!
Reaching in without looking.
Show us that ball, Bruno.
♪ ♪
Ginger.
The ball says Ginger.
- Oh, good.
- Ginger, there are two choices left.
"Raise Your Glass" by Pink
and "Whenever, Wherever" by Shakira.
- Bosco serves high class, glamorous sex.
Ginger Minj serves smoky,
bar room brawl kind of bitch.
I know I look like Shakira,
but I think I'll do "Raise Your Glass" by Pink.
- All right. "Raise Your Glass."
Two All Stars stand before me.
Ladies, this is your chance to impress me
and move forward to the final round.
The time has come
for you to Lip Sync
for Your Life.
♪ ♪
- If I win against Ginger, I'm in the top two.
Is it going to be an easy task?
No. Is it a doable task?
It absolutely is.
- Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
[Pink's "Raise Your Glass"]
- [giggles]
♪ Right, right, turn off the lights ♪
♪ We're going to lose our minds tonight ♪
♪ What's the dealio ♪
♪ I love when it's all too much ♪
♪ 5:00 AM turn the radio up ♪
♪ Where's the rock and roll ♪
♪ Party crasher, panty snatcher ♪
- Panty snatcher. - Yes, Ginger!
- ♪ If you a gangsta ♪
♪ Don't be fancy, just get dancey ♪
♪ Why so serious ♪
♪ So raise your glass if you are wrong ♪
♪ In all the right ways ♪
♪ All my underdogs ♪
♪ We will never be, never be ♪
♪ Anything but loud and nitty gritty ♪
♪ Dirty little freaks ♪
♪ Won't you come on and come on ♪
♪ And raise your glass ♪
♪ Oh, shit, my glass is empty ♪
♪ That sucks ♪
♪ So if you're too school for cool ♪
♪ And you're treated like a fool ♪
♪ Treated like a fool ♪
♪ You can choose to let it go ♪
♪ We can always, we can always ♪
♪ Party on our own ♪
♪ So raise your, ah, fuck ♪
♪ So raise your glass if you are wrong ♪
♪ In all the right ways ♪
♪ All my underdogs ♪
♪ Won't you come on and come on ♪
♪ And raise your glass for me ♪
♪ Just come on and come on ♪
♪ And raise your glass ♪
♪ For me ♪
- Yes, bitches!
[applause]
- Wow.
All Stars, I've made my decision.
- Oh, no. - Oh, God.
- I can't wait to see how this turns out.
- [laughs]
All Stars, I've made my decision.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
Ginger Minj, shantay, you stay. - Oh!
[upbeat music]
- Condragulations, you are advancing
to the final Lip Sync for the Crown.
Please step to the winners box.
- Ooh, shit, OK.
All right, it's starting to get real.
There is only one more lip sync
between me and the crown.
So who's it going to be?
- Bosco, my dear,
you won't be moving forward tonight,
but you are and will forever be
an All Star doll.
Now, sashay away.
- I just want to say thank you.
You've changed my life so much,
and it's been so much fun to be able to spend more time
with you all and laugh.
- It's been great for us to see dem titties.
- Should have kept me around longer then.
[laughter]
- Yes, mama.
- Yes, baby!
- It sucks, but I'm really happy with everything that I showed,
and sometimes it's just not your moment.
I did really, really well.
And more importantly than that,
I did better than Irene and Daya.
- You didn't shave your back.
- Did I really not? - No.
- Oh, well. - Damn.
- [laughs]
Well, shit.
- Oh, diva.
- They fucked the orange group up tonight.
- Girl, we just got our asses handed to us.
- Would have been so embarrassing for us to go
on a tour if you were in fifth and I was in first.
[laughter]
- Oh.
- Here we go. - All right.
- We're back. - OK, OK.
- Fuck, it's the sixth lip sync.
- Lydia Butthole Kollins and Jorgeous,
please step forward.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
- It's the rematch of mommy's favorites.
And if I beat her once, I could definitely beat her again.
So I'm ready, bitch.
- By the process of elimination,
your song is
"Whenever, Wherever" by Shakira.
- You may not think by looking at me that I like this song,
but little known fact, I am a Shakira super fan.
- You guys, you know Lydia was, like,
obsessed with Shakira as a kid.
- Her fifth birthday had a Shakira birthday cake.
- I am going to wipe my hole across that damn stage.
- Two All Stars stand before me.
Ladies, this is your chance to impress me
and move forward to the final round.
The time has come for you to Lip Sync
for Your Life.
♪ ♪
Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
[Shakira's "Whenever, Wherever"]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Lucky you were born that far away ♪
♪ So we could both make fun of distance ♪
♪ Lucky that I love a foreign land for ♪
♪ The lucky fact of your existence ♪
♪ Baby, I would climb the Andes solely ♪
♪ To count the freckles on your body ♪
♪ Never could imagine there were only ♪
♪ 10 million ways to love somebody ♪
♪ Le do lo le lo le, le do lo le lo le ♪
♪ Can't you see I'm at your feet? ♪
♪ Whenever, wherever ♪
♪ We're meant to be together ♪
♪ I'll be there and you'll be near ♪
♪ And that's the deal, my dear ♪
♪ There over, here under ♪
♪ You'll never have to wonder ♪
♪ We can always play by ear ♪
♪ But that's the deal, my dear ♪
♪ ♪
- Yes, bitch!
♪ ♪
- ♪ Lucky that my lips not only my mumble ♪
♪ They spill kisses like a fountain ♪
♪ Lucky that my breasts are small and humble ♪
♪ So you don't confuse them with mountains ♪
♪ Lucky I have strong legs like my mother ♪
♪ To run for cover when I need it ♪
♪ And these two eyes that for no other ♪
♪ The day you leave will cry a river ♪
♪ Le do lo le lo le, le do lo le lo le ♪
♪ At your feet ♪
♪ I'm at your feet ♪
- That was so hot, bitch.
- Am I a lesbian now?
- OK.
♪ ♪
♪ Le do lo le lo le, le do lo le lo le ♪
♪ Think out loud, say it again ♪
♪ Le do lo le lo le lo le ♪
♪ Tell me one more time ♪
♪ That you'll live lost in my eyes ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Whenever, wherever ♪
♪ We're meant to be together ♪
♪ I'll be there and you'll be near ♪
♪ And that's the deal, my dear ♪
♪ There over, here under ♪
♪ You've got me head over heels ♪
♪ There's nothing left to fear ♪
♪ If you really feel the way I feel ♪
♪ ♪
- [laughs]
[applause]
- Wow. - That was fucking crazy.
- That was fierce.
- Oh, do we get to see the result this time?
- Oop!
- All Stars, I've made my decision.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
Jorgeous, shantay, you stay.
- No way.
[applause]
- Condragulations, you're moving forward
to the final Lip Sync for the Crown.
- That's crazy.
Thank you so much, you guys.
- You may join Ginger in the winner's box.
- I love you. I'm so proud of you.
- Congratulations. - Thank you so much.
I love you, bitch. - Love you, too.
- Mama, I'm going to be Lip Syncing for the Crown.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe it.
I cannot believe it.
- Lydia, my dear, you won't be moving forward tonight,
but you are and will forever be
my favorite butthole.
[laughter]
- And that's saying something.
- You are the reason for everything.
Thank you, all of you, so much.
I cannot say that enough. Thank you.
- Thank you.
Now, sashay away.
[applause]
- I love you, bitch.
- Well, shit, the remix, part two, electric boogaloo.
Mwah.
[laughter]
To have made it this far in the "Tournament of All Stars,"
I'm leaving with my head held very high,
mostly because this wig is so heavy
and I can't really move my head.
But I'm just proud.
We made it, bitches!
[screaming]
- Hey, sister.
Good job, sister. Congratulations.
- Thank you, you too.
- I'm honestly like, OK, yes, I would
have loved to have won that lip sync,
but I'm so proud of myself too. I can't--
- Girl. - You know?
Oh.
- Attention, All Stars.
- That's us. - Hi, mother.
- Please report to the main stage
for the final Lip Sync for the Crown.
- Work. - All right.
- I repeat, get your padded ass over here ASAP.
- She's only talking to me.
- Come on, sister. - Chug, chug, chug.
- Let's go, baby. - Let's go.
Let's go.
- [laughs]
Give it up for our top two All Stars,
Ginger Minj and Jorgeous.
[applause]
- Oh, come on, divas. - Period.
How?
- Yes.
- Bitch, what's gooey?
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
- After surviving challenge after challenge,
one final lip sync stands between you
and the grand prize of $200,000.
But no matter what happens tonight,
you're both going home a little bit richer,
because this season's runner up
will receive a cash tip of $25,000.
[applause]
- Oh, my God.
- Now, two All Stars stand before me.
Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me and prove to the world
that you are a winner, baby.
The time has come for you to Lip Sync
for the Crown.
♪ ♪
- I came back to get my crown, and bitch,
nothing is going to stop me from turning this out.
This is it.
It's gonna take a silver bullet to put me down, bitch.
- This is everything that I dreamed for
ever since I was a kid.
And Ginger Minj is the only thing standing
between me and the crown.
So, mama, I'm going to have to push this bitch to the side
and snatch it.
- Good luck, and don't fuck it up!
[thunder booming]
- ♪ Hi - ♪ Hi ♪
♪ We're your weather girls ♪
♪ And have we got news for you ♪
♪ You better listen ♪
♪ Get ready, all you lonely girls ♪
♪ And leave those umbrellas at home ♪
♪ All right ♪
♪ Humidity is rising ♪
♪ Mm, rising ♪
♪ Barometer's getting low ♪
♪ How low, girl ♪
♪ According to all sources ♪
♪ What sources, now ♪
♪ The street's the place to go ♪
♪ We better hurry up ♪
♪ 'Cause tonight for the first time ♪
♪ Just about half past 10:00 ♪
- Hey!
- ♪ For the first time in history ♪
♪ It's going to start raining men ♪
- Yes!
- ♪ It's raining men, hallelujah ♪
♪ It's raining men, amen ♪
♪ It's raining men, hallelujah ♪
♪ It's raining men, amen ♪
[cheering]
- You better twirl! - Yes!
♪ ♪
- ♪ I feel stormy weather ♪
♪ Moving in ♪
♪ ♪
♪ About to begin, about to begin ♪
- [laughs]
- ♪ Hear the thunder ♪
♪ Don't you lose your ♪
♪ Head ♪
♪ Rip off the roof and stay in bed ♪
♪ God bless Mother Nature ♪
♪ She's a single woman too ♪
♪ She bought every angel ♪
♪ She rearranged the sky ♪
♪ So that each and every woman ♪
♪ Could find the perfect guy ♪
- Hit it!
♪ ♪
♪ It's raining men, hallelujah ♪
[cheering]
♪ It's raining men ♪
♪ Every specimen ♪
♪ Tall, blonde, dark, and lean ♪
♪ Rough and tough and strong and mean ♪
♪ It's raining men, yeah ♪
- Yes! - Work!
Wow.
- Who cares about your backbone anyway?
- Whoo! God bless Mother Nature.
[laughs]
Now, please welcome back to the main stage
our reigning All Stars champion,
Angeria Paris VanMicheals.
[upbeat music]
- Oh, wow.
Look at her.
- Yes!
- Gorgeous.
- Hey.
[applause]
- Looking good, Angeria.
- Looking good yourself, mama.
I ain't lying.
[laughter]
The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars"
will receive a crown and scepter
provided by Fierce Drag Jewels,
a year's supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics,
a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,
and a cash prize
of $200,000
courtesy of "RuPaul's Drag Race Match Queen."
Ginger, Jorgeous,
I've made my decision.
[suspenseful music]
The winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars"...
is...
♪ ♪
Ginger Minj.
♪ You're a champion ♪
♪ Greatest of them all ♪
♪ You're a champion ♪
♪ Never gonna fall ♪
♪ You're a champion ♪
♪ Still standing strong ♪
Condragulations, you're a winner, baby.
[laughs]
Ginger, is there anything you'd like to say?
- It's been 10 years of coming to this competition,
and I'm fucking ready to reign.
[laughter]
- Now prance, my queen, prance!
- I won! I won!
Finally.
I've worked so hard for this.
And to have it finally happen,
it just exceeds every expectation.
I feel like a winner.
We did it, Joe!
[laughter]
- Yes!
- I am living proof that even if the whole world
tells you that you're not a winner,
you can make it happen for yourself.
- Now, remember, if you can't love yourself,
how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
Can I get an amen up in here?
all: Amen!
- All right, now let the music play.
♪ You make me feel ♪
♪ Whisper in my ear ♪
♪ Whatever you have to say ♪
♪ Long as you whisper to me ♪
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ ASMR lover, that is what you are ♪
- ♪ You make me feel, whisper in my ear ♪
♪ Whatever you have to say ♪
♪ Long as you whisper to me ♪
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ♪
♪ ASMR lover, that's what you are ♪
♪ To me, ay, ay ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ ASMR lover, that is what you are ♪