♪ MTV ♪
Previously, on "All Stars..."
You have three. You have three.
- Work. - At least we're all near.
Like, everyone's still, like, near.
- Not everybody. - You got three apples.
- And that's all that matters.
For this week's Maxi Challenge,
you need to create runway eleganza
that takes inspiration from one of my songs.
all: Ooh.
Plastique Tiara,
you made a lot of really smart choices here.
The gown is just spectacular. - Thank you, Ru.
Roxxxy Andrews, you have really brought
Ms. Lady Cowboy to life.
The top two All Stars of the week are
Plastique Tiara and Roxxxy Andrews.
You each earned a Beautiful Benefactress Badge.
This is your chance to win $10,000 for your charity
and earn the power to cut off one of your fellow queens
from receiving a Beautiful Benefactress Badge next week.
Roxxxy, condragulations. - Ah!
You're a winner, baby.
This is the final week that the Ruby Snippers
can be used to snip a bitch.
It's an eye for an eye.
Snip, snip, my beautiful sister.
both: ♪ We got four badges ♪
I have just won my fourth Benefactress Badge.
At this point, I've got $27,500
for the Miracle of Love.
I'm walking in this Werk Room like,
bitch, you can't say shit to the four-badge doll, OK?
I want to collect them all, my precious.
- I see scissors. - Ooh.
For the last time, bitch.
For the last-- oh, drop it.
Look at you with your Cher hair.
- I know. - Oh, you got snipped, bitch.
I did a snip, bitch.
My decision was easy tonight.
I came in playing the game of eye for an eye.
Girl, you snipped me twice. I snipped you twice.
Now there's no more snippers.
Let's keep it going on this competition, you know?
So if it wasn't the last week,
do you think we would have just kept snipping each other?
Not unless you came for me again.
But thankfully, we don't have to worry about this no more,
bitch, 'cause-- - We both--
You are gone, bitch.
Bitch, we are the definition of scissor sisters.
We've been scissoring the whole damn season,
but still, here we are-- me, Plastique, and Roxxxy
in the front of the race, like, doing this,
and, like, trying to pass each other.
How are you gonna spend your last night with the snippers?
Open 'em up, girl, and just--
- Oh.
Who would you have snipped?
The one person I wouldn't have snipped was Angeria
'cause she saved me last week, so--
but other than that, I didn't know.
So luckily, I didn't win, I guess.
You have won money for your charity, haven't you?
No. I've won four times, but no money.
Yeah, but you know what, though?
If you make it to the end, you can win
200,000 fucking dollars. - Fuck yeah.
I'm going for the 200k.
What if we start with--
Uh, y'all know this was the last night for the snippers,
but, you know, also,
we here for a few more weeks or whatever.
So you never know.
Yeah, there's absolutely something else coming.
Ooh.
I think it's gonna be badges, bitch.
I think the badges are gonna be hot and wild.
Yeah.
There are no Ruby Snippers from now on,
but there is still a lot of game to be played.
And anything could happen.
Always keep your eyes peeled,
'cause you can never trust nobody.
Wow!
Girl, all these bitches are hungry to win this title,
but I'm even hungrier.
Just me and my snippers, girl, for the last time.
So these hoes better watch out,
because I'm for any challenge no matter how big it is.
Ah!
♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars" receives
a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,
a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,
and a $200,000 donation to the charity of their choice
courtesy of the Palette Fund,
with extra special guest judge, Kristine W.
♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
♪ May the best drag queen win, best drag queen win ♪
OK.
Yucka, yucka, yucka.
Yuckatah, yuckatah, yuckatah, yuckatah.
At this point, the competition is still close.
Everyone is, like, you know,
within a couple badges of one another.
It's week 9. Time is ticking.
I need to win this week so mama can play catch-up.
Anybody else feeling gapey today?
You're always feeling gapey.
Y'all have four fucking badges now.
Yeah.
Shirt getting a little heavy, ain't it?
We have four badges, so do we just go to the finale?
Anything can happen.
We could be at the top today and on the bottom tomorrow.
I don't know if you'll be on the bottom.
- I just need three more.
- OK. Yes.
- Let's go.
She done already done had hers.
"All Stars." - Hey.
- Here's a hot tip.
In show biz, you don't have to sell your soul to get ahead.
Oh?
Usually, a little piece of ass will do the trick.
Oops. The devil made me say that.
What?
Oh!
The devil made her say it?
- Is there more? - What does that mean?
- Hello, hello, hello. - Hey.
Ladies.
- She's a periwinkle moment. - "All Stars,"
from the producers that brought you hits like
"Moulin Ru," "Wigloose,"
and "The Sound of Rusic" comes another hit show.
For this week's Maxi Challenge, you'll be starring in
"Rosemarie's Baby Shower: The Rusical."
Oh, my god. We got a Rusical!
Cue the dream music.
♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪
- Oh, Rusical! - Oh, my god.
It's an all dancing, all singing psychological thriller
about New Yorkers willing to sell their souls
for a decent apartment. - OK.
Co-ops be damned.
First, you'll pick your part.
Now, the devil is in the details, so choose wisely.
Later today, you'll record your songs
with composer David Steinberg
and the vocal coach from hell,
Michelle Visage.
Last but not least, you'll slay the stage
with killer choreographer Miguel Zarate.
And to help lock your look,
we are providing hair-raising hairstyles by Wigs and Grace.
- Oh, perfect. - Thank god.
Oh, and one more thing.
This week, each top two All Star will win
two Beautiful Benefactress Badges,
one to keep and one to give away.
- Come on, charity.
My god.
Being the frontrunner right now, I'm shaking in my boots.
The probability and the mathin' is a lot for my brain.
And believe it or not, there's still a way
for each of you to make it to the top three.
I know, mathematics and all of that,
but anything is possible.
All Stars, start your engines.
And may the best drag queen win.
♪ Let's pick some parts ♪
♪ Let's pick some parts, ooh ♪
For this week's Maxi Challenge,
it's the Rusical, honey.
And it's "Rosemarie's Baby Shower."
Did you register?
I'm so excited. This is everything.
A spooky Rusical?
I'm gonna cry. - So up your alley.
Horror movies are my favorite.
I love horror so much. I feel like it's very
the gay, trans storyline of life
in the queer community, period. - Yes.
I'm so excited for this Rusical.
Horror is just so important to queer people.
Queer people can watch these films
and see themselves in the monsters, in a way,
and how society shuns these creatures
because they don't understand them.
And girl, they're just trying to live.
Very us.
Who's done Rusicals?
- I've done it. - Never.
- Yeah. - What was y'all's?
- Moulin Ru. - Ooh, it was so good.
I was in the bottom that episode.
Oh.
- Really? - I know. I was gagged, too.
It sucked being in the bottom for
something that I'm known for, which is performance.
I don't know who your character was.
You faded away.
This time, I really need to redeem myself.
All right, let's get to the nitty-gritty.
What are these roles?
Whatever character I get,
I need to find a way to stand out.
Rosemarie, sweet, young newlywed
who wants nothing more than to be a mother.
- Aw. - So that's a sweet role.
Ruth, Rosemarie's kooky landlady
who might be a devil worshipper.
Hmm.
- Sydney--
The other kooky landlady, and Ruth's sister.
Blair, a possessed young woman.
Pennywise, a scary clown who is a global beauty brand.
Morgan, who is an AI doll.
I'm down for that.
- This is a dance-heavy role. - Dance-heavy. You.
Doctor Poltergeist, a medium who specializes in
demonic possessions. - Ah.
Rosemarie's Baby-- this is a full-grown adult.
Thanks for the clarification.
I think Blair might be my number one.
Blair?
Does anyone else want that one?
- No, no, no. - You're Blair.
- OK, slay. - Work.
I'll do Morgan, the AI doll.
I mean, it's the only dancing part, and I'm the dancer.
- Says who? - OK.
I think I wanna do Sydney.
I kind of like it, the kind of New Yorky, kitschy,
kind of, you know, a little bit like this and that.
Oh, my god. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sold.
Sydney's a smart choice because it's very me.
And this character runs throughout the entire length
of this Rusical.
So that means more time for me to stand out
in this challenge, which I really need
'cause I have got to get a badge.
OK, so Dr. Poltergeist is gonna be a strong singer.
Does anybody feel good?
I like Dr. Poltergeist a lot.
I do, too. Like, that's my number one.
I'm really attracted to the role Dr. Poltergeist
because it's this big, larger-than-life,
Pentecostal exorcist who's gonna come in and save the day.
I really think I could win the challenge if I get this role.
It's just, yeah, this is something I know I'd do well.
Yeah, same.
Let's ask the spirits.
What the spirits say, girl? Oh, they're going--
- They talk to me, girl. - Oh, lord.
Hold on. Wait.
It's coming to me. It's coming to me.
Oh, wait a minute.
All right, we ain't getting nothing out of that.
Bitch, Miss Nina, girl,
you know you can play any one of these parts
and you can do good.
You do Broadway every week.
Put it in a hat or jar.
I mean, it's only fair.
We can do that.
We're supposed to be here for charity.
Just let me have the part.
That'll be your charity for the day.
And the role of Dr. Poltergeist...
Goes to--
Nina.
Angeria, then why don't you and I do the sisters?
OK, let's do it.
OK, slay.
Shannel is somebody that I have experience working with.
I know that we could do a good job together,
so I'm like, you know what? Why not? I'm finna be Ruth.
And I'm finna be the best damn Ruth I can be. Mm-hmm.
All the other girls are gonna be wishing they had Ruth.
- I want the baby. - You wanna be the baby?
- I like Rosemarie. - OK.
- Fierce.
So I am Pennywise, a scary clown. Ooh.
Well, at least you're able to keep your makeup
the same then, right, bitch?
She wanna talk about makeup!
What up?
Oh, dear.
Hey, good morning.
We now get to record our vocals.
And I am excited because Michelle just has a way.
She knows how to get me comfortable
and eases it in and not-- never mind.
Uh...
Welcome, All Stars. all: Hey.
Are you ready to make some black magic?
- Ooh. - Good.
Now say hello to your composer. This is David Steinberg.
all: Hi. - Nice to see you.
All right. So up first, we have Shannely.
Do you sing?
No. Not if I can avoid it.
- At all? - No, no.
- Do you sing in the shower? - Never.
No, no.
I've never done a Rusical, and I'm not a singer,
and I'm never going to be a singer.
So shitting bricks.
Sell it with your character.
- From my mouth to god's ears. - Amen.
♪ Like this apartment with high ceilings ♪
♪ May house otherworldly beings ♪
♪ If you hear strange things, it's best you don't ask why ♪
Cute, love it.
- Why. - Why.
♪ Just give a guy ♪
♪ A little piece ♪
You have a voice in there.
Shannel's vocals are hilarious.
And thank god because Shannel needs a badge.
♪ I was just your average girl ♪
♪ I got so demented ♪
- Great. - That was really good.
I'm obsessed with this character.
I'm literally possessed.
So I can just be literally insane the whole time.
This is the true story of my life.
OK. Same.
I was just an average girl. And then--
Then Satan took you for a twirl.
- Mm-hmm. - Is Satan Violet Chachki?
- Honey.
You said it.
When I think of gospel, I think of Nina West.
I know, right? I know. Exactly.
Let's do it, baby. You got this.
Musical theater is my life.
So this is right up my alley,
but it's also a lot of pressure
because I have a lot to live up to.
♪ These wicked residents, your souls have sacrificed ♪
♪ Deep within you grows the seed of a nasty poltergeist ♪
That was great. That was great.
♪ Come into the light ♪
- Ooh, my skin's burning. - Come on, Nins.
- Come on. - OK, octave jumper.
Girl, of course Nina's doing good.
She do Broadway every week.
It's all right. It's all right!
It's all right. It's fine.
I guess.
♪ I was just an AI doll ♪
I love it.
I chose Morgan the AI doll
because she has the most dancing.
♪ Now I'm one rich-- ♪ oh.
But now, I'm like, uh, I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know because I'm not a very robotic person.
So I'm trying to figure out how I'm gonna put
my Jorgeousness into this character.
♪ Now I'm one rich-- ♪ oh, fuck.
You were slightly off on every line.
- OK. - So let's try again.
OK.
♪ Now, I'm one rich-ass TikToker ♪
- Jorgeous, very good. - Really? OK, yes.
♪ One last thing before we go ♪
♪ It's really something you should know ♪
♪ It is written clearly in the fine print on your lease ♪
Just lean into it.
Give us a character. - I will.
- OK. - I'm leaning.
'Cause you know she's doing something shady here.
- OK. - Let us feel that
so we're like, ooh.
It won't cost much-- just your voice.
- OK. - Do you know what I mean?
- Mm-hmm. - Cover up your nipple, girl.
Who are you selling milk to? - They've been out all day.
It's the itchy badges. They're so--
It's the badges.
They're so heavy.
♪ My body's looking right and tight ♪
♪ I'm being frisky and twisty ♪
Rosemarie is, like, this nice girl
who's really desperate to have a baby.
So I'm giving sex, wet, moist, dripping.
♪ I'm ovulating ♪
Plastique is in heat.
♪ Give it to me now ♪
I mean, doorknobs aren't safe around her right now.
- You like that? - I love it.
You like that, big daddy?
Oh, you wanna--OK.
♪ I was just a killer clown ♪
♪ Scaring kids at parties ♪
Pennywise, she is an ooky-spooky clown.
It's definitely outside of my comfort zone,
but she is the demon doll today, OK?
I'm gunning for my fifth badge
so I can stay ahead of these girls.
♪ Look at us, we're extra special ♪
Does that hurt?
- It does, but it sounds scary. - OK.
♪ Beat your face ♪
♪ With grace ♪
Angie is knocked out.
Angie could fall asleep through anything.
That crazy noise that Roxxxy's doing with her voice--
Eat your heart out, Kim Chi.
She's relaxed.
Come on, Rosemarie's Baby.
Goo-goo, gaga.
Stupid.
So I get the Rosemarie's Baby.
She doesn't come out till the end, so I'm like,
damn, I have to wait the whole Rusical to come out?
I gotta come up with a trick.
I have to pull a trick out of my panty sleeve.
Her foot's, like, pointing towards us.
- I know. - Oh, my god.
It's like this.
"The Exorcist" foot.
Vanjie's getting way too into the character.
Her foot is literally turning around and staring at us.
I don't want that foot looking at me!
♪ I'm not something to be afraid of ♪
♪ You 'bout to fall in love ♪
♪ When you get to know me, you really get to know me ♪
Ow.
You said, when you get to know me.
Can you keep it at once you get to know me?
Yes. ♪ When you get to know me ♪
♪ You really get to know me ♪
You're so close.
- I didn't say once? - You said when.
- I did? - Yes.
♪ I'm not something to be afraid of ♪
♪ You 'bout to fall in love ♪
♪ When you get to know me, you really-- ♪
- Did I say it right?
No?
Once.
I was getting frustrated when I couldn't get it right
the first time 'cause I'm very, like--
I'm a one take. I could do it. I could do it.
So if it doesn't come out right the first time,
I get a little-- start to get spiraling.
♪ When you get to know me, you really get to know me ♪
Eh?
Over it!
Go back a little bit. - Oh, my god.
Oh!
Hello, queens.
- Hello. - Yes.
Y'all ready to dance with the devil?
In the pale moonlight, mama.
We got the recordings done.
Thank god. I'm like, this is what I need.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
There are sections within the Rusical
that are choreographically heavy
because it's a part of the challenge.
Miguel has worked with Ariana Grande,
Janet Jackson.
I'm ready 'cause I know I'm good at choreography.
And my performance could get me on top two spots.
Rosemarie's Offspring, you have a gag-full number
full of choreography. - I want all of it.
- I know. - Throw it all out.
I want dancers, I want props, fan machine, pyrotechnics,
bubble machine, fog.
We going straight to hell and then back again.
- And back again. - Yes.
5, 6, and 7, 8.
Holy guacamole.
Drop your arms, wipe it up, bang, bang.
- Yes. - Come on.
She's got a good baby.
You're doing great, sweetie.
This choreography feels good.
I mean, I'm catching it like a--
like a dick.
Here we go. 5, 6, 7. Push it out.
1 and 2 and 3 and 4.
Shit, no.
I am worried about the speed with which we're moving.
1 and 2 and 3 and nope. Do it again.
From the top, Nina.
You go 1 and 2. Don't look down, Nina.
- OK. - 5, 6, 7, and 1 and 2.
This is like, my worst nightmare doing it by myself.
- Why? - I don't know.
I mean, hey, it's the part you wanted.
You fought for it.
Now you're fighting with this choreography.
Ugh.
So y'all are the baby shower guests.
- Yes. - Three iconic,
inspired by horror film characters.
- Yes. - Inspired.
So characterization is really big on this one.
It's not gonna save you from the choreography
'cause the choreography is part of a great Rusical.
Yeah.
Miguel ain't playing today, OK?
He's the dancer doll.
One. We made a deal with the devil.
He ain't giving us drag queen choreography.
He's giving us Beyoncé backup dancer choreo. OK?
5, 6, 7, 8.
Go, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.
Circle, face. Snap it.
Turn it up, up, down, circle, push.
Hip, hip. Not bad.
Mik, believe in yourself more.
Thank you.
Throw it, 1. Turn it, 2, 3, and 4.
Circle 5. Push it, 6.
Bop, bop.
Roxxxy, I'm not worried at all.
Push through. You got it.
Jorgeous, you look good as hell.
Your only issue is you take the focus away just from the steps
and bring the focus to the personality.
Bitch, you're playing the AI robot.
The way you perform it and the way you characterize it
is major. - OK.
How do I perform as an AI doll?
I don't want to look too robotic
'cause I don't want the judges to say
you weren't expressive enough,
but I don't want to be too expressive,
and then the judges say that I wasn't robotic enough, so.
Oh, my god. I'm nervous just thinking about it.
Your counts are 1 and 2 and 3 and 4, 5, and 6.
Oh, wait a minute.
And you know I'm back here struggling.
And you ain't even looking at me.
You got it, Angie.
I am cut off, but, bitch, it's OK,
'cause both of the top two
are gonna get an extra badge to give away.
So if I win this week,
whoever I am in the top two with,
I am going to offer a badge and hopefully, get one in return.
OK? OK?
Left to right.
Shannel, your heels go left,
and then your hands go left as well.
I was feeling pretty decent about this challenge
until we started doing the choreography.
Give some tit and you might just get some tat.
Good. Angie, that was good.
- Thank you. - Don't look down.
Honestly, Plastique, I'm really impressed by you.
I just move.
Well, you're a well-versed mover.
Shannel, we're gonna get there. - Lost. Lost.
This choreography is a fucking nightmare.
It is so fast.
And I am just not getting it at all.
Like, at fucking all.
7, hands, 8. Strong on 8.
On 8. That's after 7, before 1.
I don't know how to count with-- I have no idea.
So when you're saying that, it doesn't make any sense to me.
OK, well, I'm gonna teach you.
I'll get you there, Shannel.
This is week 9, and I'm running out of
opportunities to win a badge.
Fuck. I've gotta figure this shit out.
Ugh, god.
We have a lot to do, but this is a great start.
- Yeah. - Sounds good.
♪ Cover girl ♪
♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Cover girl ♪
♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe ♪
♪ Let your whole body talk ♪
♪ Cover girl ♪
- Bring it.
Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."
Michelle Visage, now, what is
the scariest musical you've ever seen?
Oh, that's easy. "Cats."
She's a black magic woman!
TS Madison.
You'd better be careful, Ru, or I'll put a spell on you.
Darling, you already have.
Oh.
And one of the greatest dance club artists of all time,
my pal, Kristine W.
Hello! - Hi, Ru.
I love you so much and I'm happy as hell to be here.
Mm-hmm.
We are so happy to have you here.
This week, we challenged our queens to really deliver
in "Rosemarie's Baby Shower: The Rusical."
And tonight on the runway, category is
Bring Back My Pearls.
All Stars, start your engines.
And may the best drag queen win.
And now, the world premiere of "Rosemarie's Baby Shower:
The Rusical."
You are cordially invited to Rosemarie's baby shower.
Rosemarie, it's the perfect apartment.
It's so big, right by the park,
and totally in our budget.
Don't you think it's kinda creepy?
- Hello, hello, hello. - Hello, hello.
- Oh, you scared us. - Sorry, dearie.
I'm Ruth, and this is Sydney. We're your landladies.
You must be Johnny, the very talented but unemployed actor.
And you're Rosemarie, and you wanna have a baby.
How did you know?
We have our sources.
Sign the lease.
We just need your security deposit,
your first born, and your souls.
Wait, what did you say?
♪ If you want the best from life ♪
♪ You have to pay a hefty price ♪
♪ Good things come with strings ♪
♪ On that, you can rely ♪
♪ Like, this apartment with high ceilings ♪
♪ May house otherworldly beings ♪
♪ If you hear strange things, it's best you don't ask why ♪
♪ Like university tuition or a realtor's commission ♪
♪ Nothing comes for free, it's always this for that ♪
♪ Take this view, it's so high level ♪
♪ Great for dancing with the devil ♪
♪ Give some tit, and you just might get some tat ♪
Ooh.
Pay no attention to my sister.
She watches a lot of Fox News.
As I was saying--
♪ So you wanna be a mother ♪
♪ One that's unlike any other ♪
♪ What a lovely place to make your mommy dreams come true ♪
♪ Hey there, handsome buddy, sick of being an understudy ♪
♪ All we need is a womb and the offers will come through ♪
I'm sorry. It's been a long day, and I'm quite tired.
Honey, let's just sign the lease.
This deal is too good to pass up.
♪ One last thing before we go ♪
♪ It's really something you should know ♪
♪ It is written clearly in the fine print on your lease ♪
♪ If a spirit comes a-knockin' ♪
♪ Don't be scared, it's nothing shocking ♪
♪ Just give a guy a little piece ♪
Here's some of our famous holy guacamole.
Enjoy.
Let's start making our dreams come true.
Is it just me, or did those two ladies
seem like devil worshippers?
Honey, you watch too much MSNBC.
Is it getting hot in here, or is it the jalapeno?
I'll be right back.
But don't you wanna make a baby?
♪ I'm feeling really hot tonight ♪
♪ Kinda steamy and dreamy ♪
♪ My body's looking right and tight ♪
♪ I'm feeling frisky and twisty ♪
♪ My pulse is starting to quicken ♪
♪ My biological clock is tickin' ♪
♪ And the time is now ♪
♪ I'm ovulating ♪
♪ There's no time for waiting ♪
♪ I'm ovulating ♪
♪ No more time, no more time for waiting ♪
Yeah.
Hey, boys. You look like fun.
Shh, don't tell my husband.
♪ Touch, touch, touch me now ♪
♪ I'm a bad girl and I know how ♪
♪ It feels so good, holy cow ♪
♪ Touch, touch, touch me now ♪
♪ I want a baby ♪
♪ No, I don't mean maybe ♪
♪ Give it to me now, I don't care how ♪
♪ Touch, touch, touch me now ♪
- Hello?
A lead in an A-list Hollywood movie?
- Starts tomorrow?
Uh-huh.
Honey, there's something I need to tell you.
Sorry, babe. Gotta go.
Hollywood calling.
But, Johnny, I think I might be pregnant.
I made deviled eggs.
Isn't a baby a marvelous thing?
But how did you know?
The walls in here are very thin.
I'm worried. I need to see a doctor.
First things first.
We invited a few of the neighbors over
for a baby shower.
Oh.
Hi, I'm Blair.
You might remember me from "The Exorcist."
both: Pea soup, pea soup.
Thanks for remembering,
but really, I'm just like you, Rosemarie.
We have a lot in common.
Oh.
♪ I was just your average girl ♪
♪ Until my world upended ♪
♪ When me and Satan took a twirl ♪
♪ I got so demented ♪
♪ He showed me the way to ♪
♪ Make work of idle hands ♪
♪ Exorcise my demons ♪
♪ Now I'm a worldwide fitness brand ♪
I invented spinning.
Your mother darns socks in hell.
- Oh, my god.
Pennywise, ya made it!
Can't have a party without a clown.
Right, Rosemarie?
♪ I was just a killer clown ♪
♪ Scaring kids at parties ♪
♪ Terrorized a quaint New England town ♪
♪ But I needed a new hobby ♪
♪ He told me my makeup ♪
♪ Could be sold to Crossland ♪
♪ His call was a wake-up ♪
♪ And now I'm a global beauty brand ♪
♪ Beat your face ♪
♪ With grace ♪
Eat your heart out, Kim Chi.
What are all these old people doing here?
♪ I was just an AI doll ♪
♪ A boring babysitter ♪
♪ Until he programmed me for more ♪
♪ Activated my inner glitter ♪
♪ My dances went viral ♪
♪ Shook my robot knockers ♪
♪ Fans watch me freestyle ♪
♪ Now I'm one rich-ass TikToker ♪
♪ Not a soul can clock, not a soul can clock ♪
♪ We made a deal with the devil ♪
♪ Our lives went so next-level ♪
♪ We made a deal with the devil ♪
♪ Look at us, we're extra special ♪
♪ We're gorgeous and shameless ♪
♪ Not to mention, rich and famous ♪
♪ We made a deal with the devil ♪
You're all very talented, but I need to see a doctor!
Dr. Poltergeist, at your cervix.
Who invited you?
Doctor, thank goodness.
I think my baby might have... horns?
The only way to fight the darkness is with the light.
Y'all mind hanging back? You're jamming my frequency.
These wicked residents,
your soul has sacrificed.
And deep within you grows the seed of a nasty poltergeist.
♪ Hang back, I'm calling for an energetic source ♪
♪ To combat this demonic force ♪
♪ Come into the light ♪
♪ Come into the light, come into the light ♪
♪ Come, come, come, come ♪
♪ Come into the light, come into the light ♪
♪ Come into the light ♪
♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
♪ I'm feeling a signal ♪
♪ A spirit, very strong ♪
♪ It's telling me that this whole place ♪
♪ Is a different kinda wrong ♪
♪ You need to get it out ♪
♪ Breathe deep, yell, scream and shout ♪
♪ What was never right must come to light ♪
♪ Come into the light, come into the light ♪
♪ Come into the light ♪
♪ An unholy modulation ♪
♪ Come into the light, come into the light ♪
♪ Come into the light ♪
- Yay.
I feel it!
The light?
No, the baby!
It's coming!
Is it a boy?
Is it a girl?
Is it the devil?
No, it's my beautiful baby.
all: Aw.
Ooh, it's so big.
Hello, mother.
Pleased to meet me?
Is that--
- Sam Smith? - Work.
♪ I'm like nothing that you've ever seen ♪
♪ I'm the future queen ♪
♪ Holy guacamole, guacamole ♪
♪ I'm not something to be afraid of ♪
♪ You 'bout to fall in love ♪
♪ Once you get to know me, you really get to know me ♪
♪ Welcome to my party ♪
♪ It's my birthday ♪
♪ You think I'm so naughty ♪
♪ Wanna run away ♪
♪ Complicated feelings got you so scared, babe ♪
♪ Don't be confused ♪
♪ You need to get with me ♪ - Oh!
Demon spawn! I cast thee out!
Wait, no.
I had a vision.
Give her some room.
What is it, dear?
There is no such thing as hell.
It's just code for the things that we're afraid of
and we don't understand.
She's coming around.
I don't understand any of this
or any of you, for that matter,
but that doesn't make you wrong or evil.
It just makes you you.
- You're one of us now, dear.
♪ And if you don't like me ♪
♪ That's OK, just keep it moving ♪
♪ You do you, I'll do me ♪
♪ And we all keep on living ♪
♪ But if you're down, let's go clown ♪
♪ And cause a celebration ♪
♪ Better the devil you know, can I get an amen? ♪
all: ♪ We're like nothing that you've ever seen ♪
♪ We're the future queen ♪
♪ Holy guacamole, guacamole ♪
♪ We're not something to be afraid of ♪
♪ You 'bout to fall in love ♪
♪ Once you get to know us, you really get to know us ♪
This house is clean, officially.
all: ♪ Holy guacamole, guacamole ♪
- Wow. - All right.
Holy guacamole.
♪ Holy guacamole, guacamole ♪
- Holy guacamole. - Holy guacamole!
- I got a lot on my mind. - Uh-oh.
And I wanna get it out.
- Come on. Come on. - We head-turned that bitch.
- Yeah! - We turnt it.
I honestly think this was one of the best Rusicals
in "Drag Race" herstory.
Like, we ate that. We ate that up.
I thought I did pretty good.
I felt like I brought the character to life,
but at the same time, everybody turned it out.
So I hope the judges see all the hard work that I was doing.
And maybe I could get another badge this week.
I need my Rusical redemption.
I don't know how these judges are gonna decide on this one.
Uh-huh.
I loved this challenge. It was so much fun.
- I know. - So much fun.
I had the best time.
I had so much fun with my character.
I had so much fun with, you know, everybody else
on stage interacting. - Mm-hmm.
You did a really fabulous job.
Thanks, sis.
You were great out there. - I really tried.
Honey, you were great.
Yes, bitch. - Thank you.
I'm proud of myself 'cause this was
definitely something that was very out of my wheelhouse.
- It's your first Rusical. - Yeah.
it was my very first Rusical, but I enjoyed it. It was fun.
Performing this week was great for me because
I kind of did have a
"go with it, enjoy, embrace, have fun" mentality.
And I think it's because last week, I was able to just
let some shit go.
For 15 years, I think I've just felt like a failure
because I made the decision to leave
because I want to make you proud.
I'm proud of you already, Shannel.
That means the world.
It was such a big sigh of relief
that I didn't know that I needed.
And I feel really good.
I think I did a pretty good job.
And there's two badges on the line per person.
Do y'all know who you would give it to if you get it?
You don't have to say.
- All right. Well, that's that. - That's that.
I feel like if I were to win, like,
I would honestly give one to Shannel
'cause bitch has been turning it this whole competition.
Thank you, baby.
Well, if anyone would like to give me a badge--
I'm accepting badges.
- I'm accepting badges. - You got a lot.
Literally, you got so much.
Plastique and I both have four badges.
Technically, we're in the lead,
but today, the badges are gonna be flying.
Something to keep in mind, too, girl.
If two people are in the top,
they could actually give the badges to each other.
- That's interesting. - Yes.
Since we always thinking of math solutions thing.
These hoes are still mathing.
And this game can flip on the drop of a dime.
Category is Bring Back My Pearls.
Up first, Plastique Tiara.
Oh. Ooh.
That is one shell of a woman.
The pearl is here.
The birth of Venus, the birth of Plastique.
Who run the world? Pearls.
I'm in a MUGLER-ized outfit,
drizzling down the runway.
She's ready for hot pearl summer.
Somebody's getting shucked tonight.
Up next, Angeria.
- Ooh. - Gorgeous.
Honey, that ain't no Burlington Coat Factory.
I think you mean "Pearlington" Coat Factory.
Oh, my god, I love this.
I love this runway.
I feel absolutely stunning right now.
I am channeling all of my showgirl, pageant energy.
She's just donated her coat to the Goodwill.
You just can't go wrong with pearls.
They're just so glamorous and classy and sophisticated.
Angeria Paris VanMichaels,
now starring in "Show Pearls."
Up next, Shannel.
I warned you. Next time, wear sunscreen.
My outfit is pearls from the year 3000 on another planet.
Ru, this is awkward. Is it contagious?
I am just living my entire fantasy.
It's not about the glamour and the beauty.
Instead, I'm walking the runway, having fun,
and this is a different vibe for me.
Hey, Michelle. You know where she lives?
- Where? - Pearl Harbor.
Of course she does.
Up next, Gottmik.
- Ooh. - Ooh.
Why it gotta be black pearl?
This week on the runway, I am serving black pearl,
demon, skeleton, or ram-headed artistry, down.
And I am just obsessed.
Sea monkeys sure have changed since I was a kid.
They sure have.
♪ Hustle that, hustle that kitty ♪
Up next, Roxxxy Andrews.
Ooh. You know where she got that dress?
- Uh-uh. Where? - The Strand.
The doll is walking down the runway
in her pearl, glamorous outfit.
And when I made this, I was thinking of a flapper.
This one is more of
a reference to old-school Roxxxy.
You know, I've been kind of changing my silhouettes here,
but I'm very confident in
my thick and juicy ass and my shape.
I know that the judges are living and breathing
for this moment.
I'm the pearl doll.
I said aim for my face.
Hey, say hello to Pearl Ginsburg for me.
♪ Hustle that, hustle that kitty ♪
Up next, Jorgeous. - Ooh.
I see Jorgeous is finally coming out of her shell.
I'm looking so sickening stomping down the runway
in this gold and pearl look with the pearls in my hair.
I'm showing leg.
I'm feeling like an unshucked oyster right now.
And we all know the best way to enjoy an oyster is raw.
♪ Hustle that thang ♪
Up next, Nina West.
I'd like to keep it on, please.
Call her mother, of pearl!
My look is like a sci-fi Elizabethan celebration.
To all the pearls I've loved before.
I wanted to create kind of a queen of her own kingdom.
She's starring in the biography of Queen Victoria,
"Princi-pearl."
♪ Hustle that, hustle that kitty ♪
Up next, Miss Vanjie on the half shell.
- Yeah. - Miss Clam-jie.
I'm giving y'all "The Little Mermaid" live action,
but one of the sisters with the clam--
is it a clam or oyster?
Anyway.
I know there ain't no more pearls left in Santee Alley.
I'm gonna tell you that right now.
I cleared it out. And I know I'm looking right.
Back for "All Stars," it's Clammy Brown.
God clam it!
Welcome, queens.
Tonight, "All Star" rules have been revised.
Tonight, I'll name the top All Stars of the week.
And each will receive two Beautiful Benefactress Badges--
one to keep and one to give away.
The Ruby Snippers have been shipped
to the Smithsonian, darling.
So moving forward, no one will be scissoring their sister.
Now, it's time for the judges' critiques.
First up, Plastique.
First, I wanna say that I would 100% buy tickets
to see this Rusical with my hard-earned money.
It was that good.
Plastique, you did a great job as Rosemarie.
I think my favorite thing was how you worked in
the signature Plastique TikTok move.
My one move that I got.
You were so perfect for that role.
And you and Jesse had great chemistry together.
Did Jesse slip you the tongue?
Yes, this is the aftermath of what happened.
Oh, OK.
This look that you have on, absolutely stunning.
A true goddess out there. - Thank you so much.
Up next, Angeria.
What a show you put on for everybody.
You had every nuance down.
And it just completely embodied the character.
If I was trying to get an apartment full of spirits,
you would definitely be the bitch that I'd go to, OK?
Tonight, this look is just beautiful.
I mean, you can tell--
I'm gonna say it-- how cunt you feel.
- Yes, ma'am.
Up next, Shannel.
Great work as Sydney. Oh, my goodness.
You worked that caftan. Fantastic.
Even when you weren't in the scene,
you were still in character, and it was mesmerizing.
I was getting the Streisand with the nail.
Hello, gorgeous. Yes.
Hello, gorgeous.
Verklempt. Yes. - And tonight,
what I wanna take a minute to praise you about
is how out of the comfort zone this is for you.
And I love you for doing that.
Great night for you, Shannel.
This is the level of performance
we've come to expect from you in the 15 years
that you have been a part of this family.
I appreciate that. Thank you so much.
Up next, Gottmik.
I feel like this character was
a really good choice for you.
Even with the choreo, you were doing backflip after backflip.
So fun. Loved it.
And you could tell you loved it.
And this, of course, is so beautiful.
You were the only one that chose black pearls.
This outfit looks so good on you.
You're making me horny, baby. Horny.
- Now, who made this outfit? - Diego Montoya.
Is he a boxer?
He might as well be. This is fierce. I live.
Up next, Roxxxy.
Now, here's the thing.
I have a paralyzing fear of clowns.
Sorry.
And you were looking at me with those eyes
and that makeup, and I literally was like--
You did such a spectacular job and it was wonderful.
With the makeup design, you went in deep.
And then to watch the scary-ass clown
doing all that dancing--
That was really, really crazy.
I didn't recognize you, literally,
when you came out on the stage again.
You know, to see you in this gorgeous outfit,
I was just like, wow. - Thank you so much.
Up next, Jorgeous.
Man, dynamite comes in small packages.
You definitely commanded the stage,
and all eyes were on you.
I cannot tell you how proud of you I am.
That was perfection from the beginning to the end.
Thank you.
You were so into it.
I was like, I wanna take her home
and let her tear my whole neighborhood up.
Your look is gorgeous.
The pearls are long. The gold is golden.
The hair is hairing.
Honey, you're giving it. - Thank you.
You have listened to these critiques.
And you have risen, honey.
- Oh. - Yes.
Up next, Nina West.
I have a very deep religious church background.
And while you were dancing and calling out the spirit,
I was over here saying--
Come out! I was right there with you
casting that demon on up out of there, girl.
There were times where I thought, you know,
some of Edna popped out. - Really?
Yeah, but that's not a bad thing.
- OK, work. - 'Cause it's just that
presence of a big bawdy kind of woman in drag.
You have so much charisma out on stage.
And thank you for bringing this look.
It made the buffet even more spectacular.
Now, you've made quite the entrance in this outfit.
Kristine said it. You are so charismatic.
When you hit that stage, it was so wonderful.
Thank you.
Up next, Miss Vanjie.
Vanjie, you were red-hot when you came out.
You didn't miss a step.
Listen, I knew you would be a showstopper.
You've got the charisma.
What I didn't know was that
your vocals would be so fantastic.
And I don't know why, you've got a sound booth
wrapped around your head right now.
You looked so beautiful.
I said, god clam it. This girl done stole my heart.
Beautiful. Absolutely gorgeous.
Forever grateful for--
I really do appreciate just being here.
We're, like, towards the end of it.
So it's, like, starting to, like--
we about to graduate again. I do be crying.
That's OK.
There is a soft, soft underbelly child up in there.
I'm so proud of you, all of you.
Thank you, "All Stars." I think we've heard enough.
While you enjoy delicious
House of Love cocktails and mocktails,
the judges and I will deliberate.
You may leave the stage.
My, oh, my. What an amazing show.
All right, just between us girlfriends,
we need to choose the top two All Stars of the week.
Every time I see Plastique, I see perfection.
There could have been no other girl on this stage
to play Rosemarie.
I thought she was fantastic.
She didn't miss a beat.
Looked great, sounded great.
And there was chemistry between her and her play husband.
Shannel was fantastic, just brought a lot to that role.
And the chemistry with Angeria was palpable.
Shannel looked the part. Barbara, Tan Mom.
And her lip syncing was spot-on.
She pulled me in.
She stayed in character, girl.
And I believed every single moment.
Vanjie struggled when she came into vocals.
And she sounded fantastic.
♪ I'm the future queen, holy guacamole ♪
But I was also blown away by the presence that she had.
She came out working that hair
and the choreography just exuded a lot of confidence.
I was surprised by the tone and quality of Vanjie's voice.
- Yep. - It was flawless.
Nina was so Dr. Poltergeist, honey,
that I caught the spirit three times.
Ooh.
She had a very big personality role
and she delivered all of it.
That big gospel number was not easy.
And she was able to do it, still stay in character,
and look fantastic.
She nailed it, totally.
Two years of being on stage, city after city, in "Hairspray"
has turned her into a real stage presence.
Couldn't take my eyes off of Miss Nina West.
I was proud of every single one of these queens tonight.
So many of them had breakthroughs,
but Jorgeous really blew me away
from the acting to the vocals
to the choreography to becoming an AI doll.
She was it!
Jorgeous AI ate that, OK?
- Yes.
"AI ate that."
I'm just most proud that Jorgeous has pushed herself
into these areas that I don't think she knew she could do.
All right. Silence! I've made my decision.
Bring back my "All Stars."
Welcome back, "All Stars."
Based on your "Rosemarie's Baby Shower" performances
and your Bring Back My Pearls runway presentations,
I've made some decisions.
The top two All Stars of the week are--
Jorgeous.
- Oh, my god. - Yes!
Oh, my god. Thank you.
And Shannel.
Come on, Shannel!
I won a fucking badge!
And on a challenge that's such a big part of the season.
Yeah, I did it.
Condragulations.
You've each earned two Beautiful Benefactress Badges,
one to keep and one to give away.
And you're both one step closer to winning the $200,000
grand prize for your charity. - Whew.
Ladykins, the rest of you may take a seat.
- Thank you. - Thank you, baby.
Come on, baby!
Two All Stars stand before me.
Ladies, this is your chance to impress me
and win $10,000 for your cause.
The time has come...
For you to lip sync for your charity.
Me and Shannel are both fighting
for mental health charities.
But sorry, Mary, I am gunning for this win.
DJ, spin that shit.
Good luck.
And don't fuck it up!
♪ When I choose to go out ♪
♪ Always leave a light on ♪
♪ When I have to stay in ♪
♪ You'll find me sitting by the phone ♪
♪ My friends tell me I'm so lucky ♪
♪ Now that I'm living on my own ♪
♪ Won't someone tell me when will love come home ♪
All right.
♪ When will love come home ♪
♪ Love, love come home ♪
♪ Love-- ♪ - Come on.
♪ Love, love come home ♪
♪ Love, love ♪
♪ Love come home ♪
♪ Love, love, love come home ♪
♪ Love, love ♪
♪ Love come home ♪
Yes, baby.
♪ Love, love, love come home ♪
Give it to us, babe.
- ♪ Home ♪
♪ When will love come home ♪
Oh, I'm cheering. I'm doing everything.
'Cause they got badges to hand out, too.
I'm like a salesperson on the side.
♪ Love come home ♪
♪ Love, love ♪
♪ Love come home ♪
♪ Love, love ♪
♪ Love come home ♪
- Cheers, babe. - Come on.
All Stars, I've made my decision.
Jorgeous, Shannel.
It's a tie.
- Work, bitch. - Yes.
- Congratulations. - Thank you.
You are both winners, baby.
You've each won a cash tip of $5,000 for your charities.
Work.
The National Alliance on Mental Illness
and the Anxiety and Depression Association of America.
Yes.
Queens, please join Jorgeous and Shannel onstage.
Jorgeous, Shannel.
With great power comes great responsibility.
You each have a Beautiful Benefactress Badge
to give away.
All the queens are eligible to receive your gift.
Jorgeous, which queen will receive the gift
of your Beautiful Benefactress Badge?
This choice could totally affect
who makes it to the finale,
but I'm just going with what my heart tells me.
Ooh. Well, I was talking about it in the Werk Room,
and I wanna keep my word.
She's been working hard all season,
and I really wanna to give this badge to
this bitch, Shannel.
- Come on. Come on. - Yes. Absolutely.
- Thank you, baby. - Absolutely.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Shannel, which queen will receive your
Beautiful Benefactress Badge?
I actually did hear Jorgeous mention
that she would give me a badge.
And immediately in my head I thought,
well, if I would be in the top two,
I would give my other one to her as well.
So, Jorgeous-- - Oh, sis!
Oh, my-- - You get the other badge.
Sister! Oh, my god.
- I love you. - I love you too, bitch.
What? OK. - Yes, ma'am.
- Work.
Table done turned over and flipped over, bitch.
And now Shannel has two badges and Jorgeous got four.
These some smart bitches, girl.
I don't even blame you, but I see you, girl!
Yeah, I don't even blame you, girl.
I would've did it, too.
Well, well, well. Condragulations, "All Stars."
And remember, if you can't love yourself,
how in the hell you gon' love somebody else?
Can I get an amen up in here? all: Amen!
All right. Now, let the music play.
♪ Work, they wanna see you let it out ♪
♪ They wanna see you go off ♪
♪ You know I am in business ♪
♪ Come, let's give 'em just what they want ♪
♪ They wanna see you work, work, work ♪
♪ I know you wanna work, work, work, work, work ♪
♪ I know you wanna work ♪
Next time on "All Stars..."
Shannel got two now.
And Jorgeous is in the four club.
- Now it's a tight race. - I don't feel safe at all.
For this week's Maxi Challenge,
Mama Ru is throwing a lip sync Lolla-pa-Ru-za.
This is the battle royale right here.
I have some stiff competition but this is what we do.
My god.
Let's fucking go!
♪ Work, they wanna see you let it out ♪
♪ They want to see you go off ♪
♪ You know I am in business ♪
♪ Come, let's give 'em just what they want ♪
♪ They wanna see you work ♪
♪ They wanna see you let it out ♪
♪ They wanna to see you go off ♪
♪ You know I am in business ♪
♪ Come, let's give 'em just what they want ♪
♪ They wanna to see you work, work, work ♪
♪ I know you want to work, work, work, work, ♪
♪ Work, work, work, work ♪
♪ I know you wanna work, work, work, work, work ♪