1 00:00:01,724 --> 00:00:05,931 - ♪ MTV ♪ 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,586 - Previously on "All Stars"... 3 00:00:07,655 --> 00:00:09,344 - Heidi, why did I hear you went to Jimbo 4 00:00:09,413 --> 00:00:10,517 and told her that I'm coming for her? 5 00:00:10,586 --> 00:00:11,758 - Because you did. 6 00:00:11,827 --> 00:00:14,103 - That is wild to me. 7 00:00:14,172 --> 00:00:15,827 I just hope you didn't plant seeds here 8 00:00:15,896 --> 00:00:17,206 in people's heads that are going 9 00:00:17,275 --> 00:00:19,517 to grow as the competition moves forward. 10 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:22,137 I'm not really sure where I stand in my alliance 11 00:00:22,206 --> 00:00:23,448 with Jimbo. 12 00:00:23,517 --> 00:00:25,448 You just never know if one of these girls 13 00:00:25,517 --> 00:00:27,896 is going to be holding grudges against you. 14 00:00:27,965 --> 00:00:29,724 - For this week's Maxi Challenge, 15 00:00:29,793 --> 00:00:34,103 starting from scratch, you need to transform these materials 16 00:00:34,172 --> 00:00:37,758 into your own signature look that screams, 17 00:00:37,827 --> 00:00:39,344 "I'm a winner, baby." 18 00:00:39,413 --> 00:00:42,655 - Designing challenges, they are my favorite. 19 00:00:46,482 --> 00:00:49,482 - I am very sarcastic right now. 20 00:00:49,551 --> 00:00:52,689 - If you do win tonight, don't forget about me. 21 00:00:52,758 --> 00:00:54,965 - I won't. You know I won't. 22 00:00:55,034 --> 00:00:57,896 - Listen, baby. - I told you I wouldn't. 23 00:00:57,965 --> 00:00:59,620 - I know that Alexis is gonna have my back, 24 00:00:59,689 --> 00:01:02,517 because last week I saved her. 25 00:01:02,586 --> 00:01:04,379 - Alexis Michelle. 26 00:01:04,448 --> 00:01:06,655 - Alexis, this is what we call a glow up. 27 00:01:06,724 --> 00:01:08,517 This is perfection. 28 00:01:08,586 --> 00:01:10,413 - Kandy Muse. - Hi. 29 00:01:10,482 --> 00:01:12,655 - The fit is a little off for me, Kandy. 30 00:01:12,724 --> 00:01:14,620 The length is an odd length. 31 00:01:14,689 --> 00:01:16,137 - LaLa Ri. 32 00:01:16,206 --> 00:01:17,655 - If you're going to have one sleeve, call me dramatic, 33 00:01:17,724 --> 00:01:19,655 but it should have like a flare going on, 34 00:01:19,724 --> 00:01:21,241 a little something, as opposed 35 00:01:21,310 --> 00:01:23,275 to a simple 3/4 length. 36 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:26,827 - Kandy Muse, LaLa Ri, 37 00:01:26,896 --> 00:01:28,827 I'm sorry, my dears, but you are 38 00:01:28,896 --> 00:01:32,310 the bottom two All Stars of the week. 39 00:01:32,378 --> 00:01:34,655 - Alexis Michelle. 40 00:01:34,723 --> 00:01:38,172 Condragulations, you're the top All Star of the week. 41 00:01:38,241 --> 00:01:40,344 - Yes. - Thank you. 42 00:01:40,413 --> 00:01:43,103 - It's time to present this week's 43 00:01:43,172 --> 00:01:45,689 Lip Sync Assassin. 44 00:01:45,758 --> 00:01:47,723 [dramatic music] 45 00:01:47,793 --> 00:01:50,931 [all screaming] 46 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,896 [upbeat music] 47 00:01:53,965 --> 00:01:56,551 Alexis Michelle, condragulations, 48 00:01:56,620 --> 00:01:59,413 you're a winner, baby. - Yes. 49 00:01:59,482 --> 00:02:01,068 - Thank you. 50 00:02:01,137 --> 00:02:05,827 - You've won a cash tip of $10,000. 51 00:02:05,896 --> 00:02:10,172 Which queen have you chosen to give the chop? 52 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:13,620 - Unfortunately, the queen I'm sending home tonight... 53 00:02:13,689 --> 00:02:18,482 [dramatic music] 54 00:02:18,551 --> 00:02:21,034 Is LaLa. 55 00:02:21,103 --> 00:02:24,310 - LaLa Ri, you're leaving us tonight, 56 00:02:24,379 --> 00:02:27,758 but the Fame Games have just begun. 57 00:02:27,827 --> 00:02:31,827 Now sashay away. 58 00:02:31,896 --> 00:02:33,103 - Bye. 59 00:02:38,206 --> 00:02:41,137 [upbeat music] 60 00:02:41,206 --> 00:02:44,103 - Ooh, baby. - Ugh. 61 00:02:44,172 --> 00:02:46,172 - Top four, bitches. - Top four. 62 00:02:46,241 --> 00:02:48,275 - Yes, we're the top four. 63 00:02:48,344 --> 00:02:49,965 - Come on, you're blind. 64 00:02:50,034 --> 00:02:52,448 - I am the top All Star of the week. 65 00:02:52,517 --> 00:02:56,310 Yes, finally! Ah! 66 00:02:56,379 --> 00:02:58,517 LaLa. 67 00:02:58,586 --> 00:03:02,344 I feel 100% like a winner, baby. 68 00:03:02,413 --> 00:03:05,965 This is wonderful foreshadowing for what's coming at the end 69 00:03:06,034 --> 00:03:07,517 of this competition. 70 00:03:07,586 --> 00:03:11,724 Baby, I had the time of my life. 71 00:03:11,793 --> 00:03:14,137 I love you all, xoxo, LaLa Ri. 72 00:03:14,206 --> 00:03:15,827 I'm stealing everything. 73 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:17,344 [laughter] 74 00:03:17,413 --> 00:03:19,241 You will be sorely missed. - I miss her already. 75 00:03:19,310 --> 00:03:21,413 - Right? Me too. 76 00:03:21,482 --> 00:03:23,482 Each week has been difficult voting, 77 00:03:23,551 --> 00:03:27,689 but this felt like the hardest one because of the two of you 78 00:03:27,758 --> 00:03:30,655 and how you've both performed in this competition 79 00:03:30,724 --> 00:03:34,344 and I had nothing to divide you. 80 00:03:34,413 --> 00:03:36,586 - I'm happy that Kandy is staying, 81 00:03:36,655 --> 00:03:39,724 but also I'm very sad to see LaLa Ri go. 82 00:03:39,793 --> 00:03:45,034 Because baby, I'm in love with the LaLa Ri experience. 83 00:03:45,103 --> 00:03:48,206 - LaLa Ri experience. - LaLa Ri experience. 84 00:03:48,275 --> 00:03:49,482 - Now and forever. 85 00:03:49,551 --> 00:03:50,965 - Ay. 86 00:03:51,034 --> 00:03:53,689 - Baby, there's room for everyone now on these couches. 87 00:03:53,758 --> 00:03:55,689 - I know. It's like a love seat now. 88 00:03:55,758 --> 00:03:59,103 - One for me and one for my ego. [laughs] 89 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:00,827 - No, you need two for your ego. 90 00:04:00,896 --> 00:04:02,344 [all scream] 91 00:04:02,413 --> 00:04:04,965 Alexis, congratulations. 92 00:04:05,034 --> 00:04:07,103 Your first win. - Yes! 93 00:04:07,172 --> 00:04:09,103 - Miss Alexis. 94 00:04:09,172 --> 00:04:10,724 - Maybe you should've waited for winning. 95 00:04:10,793 --> 00:04:12,758 - In the words of Lizzo, it's about damn time, 96 00:04:12,827 --> 00:04:16,000 and I feel like I'm standing on more, 97 00:04:16,067 --> 00:04:18,103 you know, solid and common ground 98 00:04:18,172 --> 00:04:19,930 with all of you. - And you won the lip sync. 99 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,964 - Yeah. - That's not luck. 100 00:04:22,034 --> 00:04:23,413 - What does it feel like? 101 00:04:23,482 --> 00:04:24,896 - Oh. - Aw. 102 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:26,344 - How was it? Like, you know, I blacked out. 103 00:04:26,413 --> 00:04:28,034 - It was good. - You were great. 104 00:04:28,103 --> 00:04:30,206 - I couldn't see. [laughter] 105 00:04:30,275 --> 00:04:31,931 - But let me tell you this. 106 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,103 It was great to see Kandy in the bottom. 107 00:04:34,172 --> 00:04:36,310 [laughter] 108 00:04:36,379 --> 00:04:39,620 But I think now we need to find out if everybody 109 00:04:39,689 --> 00:04:41,068 agree with your decision. 110 00:04:41,137 --> 00:04:43,620 - Oh, baby, it's my first time having this box. 111 00:04:43,689 --> 00:04:44,620 - It's your turn. 112 00:04:44,689 --> 00:04:46,034 - Turn it up. 113 00:04:46,103 --> 00:04:47,241 - How do you open this shit? 114 00:04:47,310 --> 00:04:48,793 - Oh, she can't open the box either. 115 00:04:48,862 --> 00:04:50,068 It's not just Kahanna. 116 00:04:50,137 --> 00:04:51,758 - This is-- what the fuck is this? 117 00:04:51,827 --> 00:04:52,827 - There's a small-- 118 00:04:52,896 --> 00:04:53,931 - Here. 119 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,689 - OK, here we go. 120 00:04:55,758 --> 00:04:56,758 Oh! 121 00:04:56,827 --> 00:04:57,862 - OK. 122 00:04:57,931 --> 00:04:59,310 - One for LaLa. 123 00:04:59,379 --> 00:05:00,448 - OK. 124 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:01,620 - Two for LaLa. 125 00:05:01,689 --> 00:05:03,068 - Perfect. 126 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:05,517 - Three for LaLa. - Aww. 127 00:05:05,586 --> 00:05:07,379 - And one for me. 128 00:05:07,448 --> 00:05:11,034 So I'm going to assume that the Kandy is from LaLa. 129 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:12,275 - Yes. 130 00:05:12,344 --> 00:05:13,724 - So that the other three are from myself, 131 00:05:13,793 --> 00:05:16,275 Jimbo, and Jessica. 132 00:05:16,344 --> 00:05:20,931 - I can't imagine a day without my Kandy. 133 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,482 [laughs] 134 00:05:22,551 --> 00:05:25,103 - She's got a sweet tooth. - Yeah. 135 00:05:25,172 --> 00:05:26,689 - Well, actually, I couldn't see the lipsticks, 136 00:05:26,758 --> 00:05:28,137 and I thought I picked Kandy. 137 00:05:28,206 --> 00:05:30,103 [laughter] 138 00:05:30,172 --> 00:05:32,931 So this is really awkward. 139 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,103 - Having the competition almost ripped out of your hands 140 00:05:35,172 --> 00:05:36,965 that quick was just something I'm like, 141 00:05:37,034 --> 00:05:40,172 I don't want to land anywhere near that ever again 142 00:05:40,241 --> 00:05:41,241 in my entire life. 143 00:05:41,310 --> 00:05:42,689 No. 144 00:05:42,758 --> 00:05:45,310 - And you thought that Alexis was going to save you 145 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:47,517 or to send you home? - My mind was like racing. 146 00:05:47,586 --> 00:05:48,724 Fuck, she gonna pick me right now. 147 00:05:48,793 --> 00:05:50,068 I'm going to go home. 148 00:05:50,137 --> 00:05:51,275 I'm about to cry in front of all these people. 149 00:05:51,344 --> 00:05:52,517 I was so shocked when you said LaLa. 150 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:53,896 I was like... [gasps] 151 00:05:53,965 --> 00:05:56,103 Fuck. Grateful, of course. 152 00:05:56,172 --> 00:05:57,793 So thank you. 153 00:05:57,862 --> 00:05:59,000 - I thought you told LaLa you weren't 154 00:05:59,068 --> 00:06:01,724 going to send her home. 155 00:06:01,793 --> 00:06:03,137 - I didn't promise. 156 00:06:03,206 --> 00:06:05,896 I just told her that I would never forget 157 00:06:05,965 --> 00:06:07,379 what she did for me and I never will. 158 00:06:07,448 --> 00:06:10,137 And you know, I hope and pray 159 00:06:10,206 --> 00:06:14,000 that she will be a sister forever and maybe even more. 160 00:06:14,068 --> 00:06:16,413 - Ooh! - Oh! 161 00:06:16,482 --> 00:06:19,241 - Like I said, everything felt so balanced 162 00:06:19,310 --> 00:06:21,172 between the two of you, and, you know, 163 00:06:21,241 --> 00:06:23,758 when we were talking, you told me what you told me, 164 00:06:23,827 --> 00:06:24,965 and you know what you told me, 165 00:06:25,034 --> 00:06:27,103 and you know I know what that means. 166 00:06:27,172 --> 00:06:28,965 - [gasps] - Yeah. 167 00:06:29,034 --> 00:06:31,758 Alexis said she would keep me if I made her 168 00:06:31,827 --> 00:06:34,068 a promise if we were ever in a position, 169 00:06:34,137 --> 00:06:35,620 I would not vote for her. 170 00:06:35,689 --> 00:06:37,068 - If you were to stay, 171 00:06:37,137 --> 00:06:39,172 like, would we be looking out for each other? 172 00:06:39,241 --> 00:06:41,620 - The reality is only one person wins this competition, 173 00:06:41,689 --> 00:06:43,689 but that doesn't mean that two people that 174 00:06:43,758 --> 00:06:45,551 come from the same place can't look out 175 00:06:45,620 --> 00:06:47,379 for one another going forward. 176 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:48,862 - I hear you. 177 00:06:48,931 --> 00:06:50,586 - Obviously to keep my ass here, I said yes. 178 00:06:50,655 --> 00:06:52,586 Duh. - What's all these secrets? 179 00:06:52,655 --> 00:06:55,000 [tense music] 180 00:06:55,068 --> 00:06:57,827 I only made two alliances in this competition, 181 00:06:57,896 --> 00:06:59,517 one with Heidi, one with Kandy. 182 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:01,482 But it seems like Kandy's making deals. 183 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:02,931 She's working the sisters. 184 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,655 But hey, as long as she's not working me, I'm fine. 185 00:07:06,724 --> 00:07:08,482 - All right, bitches. I don't know about y'all, 186 00:07:08,551 --> 00:07:09,896 but I am mentally, physically drained. 187 00:07:09,965 --> 00:07:12,000 So let's get out of drag. 188 00:07:12,068 --> 00:07:13,379 - [grunting] 189 00:07:13,448 --> 00:07:17,034 - Can somebody help this old queen from season two? 190 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,724 I had to wait 13 years to be here 191 00:07:19,793 --> 00:07:22,379 and now I am in the top four. 192 00:07:22,448 --> 00:07:25,068 Oh, my God, this is a dream come true. 193 00:07:25,137 --> 00:07:27,172 - Oh, twirl, bitch. 194 00:07:27,241 --> 00:07:29,172 - I have no panty. [laughter] 195 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:32,241 I feel the crown in Jessica Wild's future. 196 00:07:32,310 --> 00:07:33,724 - Nite. 197 00:07:33,793 --> 00:07:38,275 - And I'm not going to slow down until I have it. 198 00:07:38,344 --> 00:07:40,827 - Ew, oh. [laughs] 199 00:07:40,896 --> 00:07:43,482 - It's Jessica Wild's crown. 200 00:07:43,551 --> 00:07:45,172 I love it. 201 00:07:49,172 --> 00:07:51,137 [dramatic music] 202 00:07:51,206 --> 00:07:54,379 - Oh! Ew! 203 00:07:54,448 --> 00:07:55,758 [upbeat music] 204 00:07:55,827 --> 00:07:57,206 - ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪ 205 00:07:57,275 --> 00:07:58,724 The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars" 206 00:07:58,793 --> 00:08:00,172 receives a one-year supply 207 00:08:00,241 --> 00:08:02,758 of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics, 208 00:08:02,827 --> 00:08:05,758 a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame, 209 00:08:05,827 --> 00:08:09,482 and a cash prize of $200,000, 210 00:08:09,551 --> 00:08:12,965 with extra-special guest judge Thom Filicia. 211 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:14,482 ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪ 212 00:08:14,551 --> 00:08:15,965 ♪ May the best drag queen win ♪ 213 00:08:16,034 --> 00:08:18,344 ♪ Best drag queen win ♪ 214 00:08:21,551 --> 00:08:25,482 [bombastic music] 215 00:08:25,551 --> 00:08:27,206 - Top four! 216 00:08:27,275 --> 00:08:30,655 [all cheering] - Top four! 217 00:08:30,724 --> 00:08:32,655 - Here we are. - Yes. 218 00:08:32,724 --> 00:08:34,068 - Whoo! 219 00:08:34,136 --> 00:08:36,068 - I remember this feeling from season 13 220 00:08:36,136 --> 00:08:38,344 and it feels so good! 221 00:08:38,413 --> 00:08:39,861 We're in the top four. 222 00:08:39,931 --> 00:08:41,241 That means we're at the homestretch 223 00:08:41,309 --> 00:08:42,482 of the competition. 224 00:08:42,551 --> 00:08:44,102 And baby, I'm feeling refreshed. 225 00:08:44,172 --> 00:08:45,827 Whatever happened last week, I was in the bottom. 226 00:08:45,896 --> 00:08:47,379 We don't care. 227 00:08:47,448 --> 00:08:49,172 We're not bringing that negative energy into today. 228 00:08:49,241 --> 00:08:50,551 Arr! 229 00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:52,241 Whatever challenge RuPaul throws at us, 230 00:08:52,310 --> 00:08:54,206 I am ready for it. 231 00:08:54,275 --> 00:08:56,000 It is so empty in here. 232 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:57,793 - I think I'm going to like it here. 233 00:08:57,862 --> 00:08:59,241 - It's like our own talk show. 234 00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:00,620 - It really is. - Yeah. 235 00:09:00,689 --> 00:09:02,965 - What would we call our talk show? 236 00:09:03,034 --> 00:09:04,206 - The Clap. 237 00:09:04,275 --> 00:09:05,827 - Oof. - [laughs] 238 00:09:05,896 --> 00:09:07,655 - That's good. I just got rid of the clap, 239 00:09:07,724 --> 00:09:09,034 but I'll get it back again. 240 00:09:09,103 --> 00:09:12,517 [laughter] 241 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:14,793 - Hello, hello, hello. [all scream] 242 00:09:14,862 --> 00:09:18,137 - Mama! 243 00:09:18,206 --> 00:09:19,620 - My queens, 244 00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:22,137 you know, all too often, we overlook 245 00:09:22,206 --> 00:09:25,275 the greatness that is right in front of us. 246 00:09:25,344 --> 00:09:28,655 Today I want to shine a light on 247 00:09:28,724 --> 00:09:31,586 television pioneer Carson Kressley. 248 00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:33,517 - Oh. - [laughs] 249 00:09:33,586 --> 00:09:36,206 - As the star of the original "Queer Eye," 250 00:09:36,275 --> 00:09:39,896 Carson not only gave us the word "zhuzh," 251 00:09:39,965 --> 00:09:45,310 he busted down doors for LGBTQ people everywhere 252 00:09:45,379 --> 00:09:49,793 and help paved the way for shows like "Drag Race." 253 00:09:49,862 --> 00:09:53,482 In addition to being an Emmy award winning host, 254 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:57,379 Carson is an accomplished equestrian, 255 00:09:57,448 --> 00:09:59,137 a best-selling author, 256 00:09:59,206 --> 00:10:02,448 and someone I feel fortunate to call my friend. 257 00:10:02,517 --> 00:10:06,137 Now the time has come to pay tribute to Carson 258 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:11,758 in the way that only my All Stars can. 259 00:10:11,827 --> 00:10:16,137 I want you to read him for mothertucking filth. 260 00:10:16,206 --> 00:10:17,931 - Ah! 261 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,965 - So for this week's Maxi Challenge, 262 00:10:20,034 --> 00:10:21,689 we ain't roasting no pig. 263 00:10:21,758 --> 00:10:24,551 We ain't roasting chestnuts on an open fire. 264 00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:27,413 We are roasting Carson Kressley. 265 00:10:27,482 --> 00:10:28,931 [laughter] 266 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,965 Oh, and don't forget the other judges and each other. 267 00:10:33,034 --> 00:10:36,620 Because in this roast, everyone gets burned. 268 00:10:36,689 --> 00:10:39,241 How much for one rib? 269 00:10:39,310 --> 00:10:41,275 #AllStars8. 270 00:10:41,344 --> 00:10:44,310 Later today, you'll workshop your jokes 271 00:10:44,379 --> 00:10:46,448 with Michelle Visage 272 00:10:46,517 --> 00:10:49,034 and the co-host of the official 273 00:10:49,103 --> 00:10:51,931 RuPaul's Drag Race podcast, "Squirrel Friends." 274 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,517 I'm talking about Alec Mapa. 275 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,517 - Oh. - Yes. 276 00:10:55,586 --> 00:10:57,103 - Alexis Michelle, 277 00:10:57,172 --> 00:11:00,517 since you won last week's Maxi Challenge, 278 00:11:00,586 --> 00:11:04,482 you get to decide the performance order for the roast. 279 00:11:04,551 --> 00:11:07,068 All Stars, start your engines, 280 00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:09,551 and may the best drag queen win. 281 00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:11,068 - Yes. - Yes. 282 00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:12,655 [applause] 283 00:11:12,724 --> 00:11:13,965 - All right. - Yes. 284 00:11:14,034 --> 00:11:16,724 - We're going to do a roast. I'm hungry. 285 00:11:16,793 --> 00:11:20,517 - This week's Maxi Challenge is the Carson Kressley roast. 286 00:11:20,586 --> 00:11:25,000 Ugh, I am so excited to be doing a roast. 287 00:11:25,068 --> 00:11:26,758 I won my last roast. 288 00:11:26,827 --> 00:11:28,206 Y'all, RuPaul is so old, 289 00:11:28,275 --> 00:11:30,379 "Jurassic Park" brought back memories. 290 00:11:30,448 --> 00:11:32,896 [laughter] 291 00:11:32,965 --> 00:11:35,413 I am ready to set the stage on fire. 292 00:11:35,482 --> 00:11:37,586 What the fuck is an "esquatarian"? 293 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,344 - What the hell's a pescatarian? 294 00:11:39,413 --> 00:11:40,965 - An "esquatarian." 295 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,000 - OK, an equestrian 296 00:11:43,068 --> 00:11:47,379 is a word for a horse lover. 297 00:11:47,448 --> 00:11:49,103 - Mm. 298 00:11:49,172 --> 00:11:50,724 A horse lover. 299 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,551 - Yeah, so he loves horses. 300 00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:54,137 - An equestrian. 301 00:11:54,206 --> 00:11:57,172 I don't know what that word means because I'm not rich. 302 00:11:57,241 --> 00:11:59,344 You know how rich you have to be to take up a hobby 303 00:11:59,413 --> 00:12:01,724 with playing with horses? 304 00:12:01,793 --> 00:12:03,137 Have you ever done a roast before? 305 00:12:03,206 --> 00:12:08,000 - I one time was invited to a Polish pig roast. 306 00:12:08,068 --> 00:12:09,965 - [laughs] I'm gonna take that as a no. 307 00:12:10,034 --> 00:12:11,206 - Jimbo. 308 00:12:11,275 --> 00:12:13,068 - Yeah? - This is my first roast too. 309 00:12:13,137 --> 00:12:16,620 Usually my jokes are about myself. 310 00:12:16,689 --> 00:12:18,862 - Hm. - I don't like to hurt people 311 00:12:18,931 --> 00:12:20,413 to make them laugh. 312 00:12:20,482 --> 00:12:22,620 You know, it's going to be like, Jessica, this is not funny. 313 00:12:22,689 --> 00:12:25,310 This is cruel. This is rude, you know? 314 00:12:25,379 --> 00:12:26,551 - You have to find that balance. 315 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,034 When you're apologetic about your jokes, 316 00:12:28,103 --> 00:12:29,103 we don't want to laugh at that. 317 00:12:29,172 --> 00:12:30,896 - You've got to go hard. - Yeah. 318 00:12:30,965 --> 00:12:32,689 - Let's see, because I want to win. 319 00:12:32,758 --> 00:12:34,034 [laughs] - Yeah? 320 00:12:34,103 --> 00:12:36,034 - We have a lot of work to do, 321 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,206 because we are roasting Carson, 322 00:12:38,275 --> 00:12:40,965 the other judges, and also each other. 323 00:12:41,034 --> 00:12:43,620 And I need to figure out how to roast them 324 00:12:43,689 --> 00:12:45,310 without attacking them, 325 00:12:45,379 --> 00:12:48,758 but also I'm going to attack them. 326 00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:50,448 - I wish it were my first roast. 327 00:12:50,517 --> 00:12:52,068 [laughs] 328 00:12:52,137 --> 00:12:53,827 - Oh, you did it on your season. 329 00:12:53,896 --> 00:12:55,724 - Yeah, it was Michelle Visage. - Yes. 330 00:12:55,793 --> 00:12:56,827 You were green. 331 00:12:56,896 --> 00:12:58,034 - Green and Michelle? 332 00:12:58,103 --> 00:12:59,689 Wow, you know, that was a challenge. 333 00:12:59,758 --> 00:13:00,793 - That was hard. 334 00:13:00,862 --> 00:13:03,310 I am excited and scared. 335 00:13:03,379 --> 00:13:05,620 The roast didn't go so hot for me last time. 336 00:13:05,689 --> 00:13:07,172 In honor of your big night, 337 00:13:07,241 --> 00:13:08,931 I wore your favorite color, girl. 338 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,620 [giggles] Um... 339 00:13:12,896 --> 00:13:14,482 It's actually an advantage, I think, 340 00:13:14,551 --> 00:13:16,551 to have made a mistake, 341 00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:19,413 because it helps you learn how to press forward. 342 00:13:19,482 --> 00:13:22,413 - Yeah. - So why did the elephant 343 00:13:22,482 --> 00:13:25,137 have three blue shoes and one green shoe? 344 00:13:26,551 --> 00:13:30,068 He forgot to lift his leg when he peed. 345 00:13:30,137 --> 00:13:32,620 - [low whistle] - [chuckles] 346 00:13:32,689 --> 00:13:34,827 Wait, do they pee blue? 347 00:13:34,896 --> 00:13:37,000 - Yellow and blue make green. 348 00:13:37,068 --> 00:13:38,310 - Oh. 349 00:13:38,379 --> 00:13:39,551 - Know any good jokes? 350 00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:42,689 - I'm sorry you didn't get it. 351 00:13:42,758 --> 00:13:43,758 - The roast is a scary challenge. 352 00:13:43,827 --> 00:13:45,379 - It sure is. 353 00:13:45,448 --> 00:13:47,413 - It's almost scarier than the fucking Snatch Game actually. 354 00:13:47,482 --> 00:13:50,000 - I think the difference between the Snatch Game 355 00:13:50,068 --> 00:13:52,103 and this is, Snatch Game, 356 00:13:52,172 --> 00:13:56,448 you are trying to stay in a character that you are not. 357 00:13:56,517 --> 00:13:58,896 And that's make everything more complicated. 358 00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:01,827 - Is everybody going to be themselves for the roast? 359 00:14:01,896 --> 00:14:03,793 That's what I'm planning to do. - Yeah. 360 00:14:03,862 --> 00:14:05,931 I think characters are fun, but being a character 361 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,137 and trying to make it funny, 362 00:14:07,206 --> 00:14:09,275 that's double the shit on top of already 363 00:14:09,344 --> 00:14:10,620 the hard shit you have to do. 364 00:14:10,689 --> 00:14:12,896 - What about you, Jimbo? 365 00:14:12,965 --> 00:14:14,344 - [laughs] I'm going to be a character. 366 00:14:14,413 --> 00:14:15,827 - You are? - Yes. 367 00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:17,620 I think I'm going to be Joan Rivers. 368 00:14:17,689 --> 00:14:18,965 - Oh. - Oh. 369 00:14:19,034 --> 00:14:20,103 - That's good. 370 00:14:20,172 --> 00:14:21,413 - Bringing back your Snatch. 371 00:14:21,482 --> 00:14:23,758 - Don't you talk about my mother like that. 372 00:14:23,827 --> 00:14:26,379 - Your mother and I invented the Snatch Game, OK? 373 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,689 You missed your mother? Smell my goddamn fingers. 374 00:14:28,758 --> 00:14:30,068 [laughs] 375 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:32,827 Joan Rivers is an iconic comedian. 376 00:14:32,896 --> 00:14:35,034 She is an American treasure. 377 00:14:35,103 --> 00:14:37,931 She is the perfect person to embody for a roast, 378 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,034 because she was not afraid to be shocking and nasty. 379 00:14:41,103 --> 00:14:43,379 [as Joan] Nobody can roast like Joan. 380 00:14:43,448 --> 00:14:45,241 - Do you think that the judges are going to clock you though 381 00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:46,793 for always being a character and never just 382 00:14:46,862 --> 00:14:48,103 like being just Jimbo? 383 00:14:48,172 --> 00:14:50,172 - Jimbo is on the runway every night. 384 00:14:50,241 --> 00:14:52,965 I like embodying characters when we're in a challenge, 385 00:14:53,034 --> 00:14:56,931 because it's like an added layer that you can play with. 386 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:01,931 - Joan was literally one of the greatest insult comics ever. 387 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,586 And I know Jimbo can do Joan in Snatch Game. 388 00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:08,620 But at a roast, she's got big shoes to fill. 389 00:15:08,689 --> 00:15:12,310 ♪ ♪ 390 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:15,206 Sisters, come on over. 391 00:15:15,275 --> 00:15:18,931 - ♪ Oh, Lord, here we go ♪ 392 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,448 - Come gather around the cauldron. 393 00:15:21,517 --> 00:15:23,137 Our roast order for Carson Kressley. 394 00:15:23,206 --> 00:15:25,620 I will be starting us off. 395 00:15:25,689 --> 00:15:28,172 Jessica is going to go second. 396 00:15:28,241 --> 00:15:30,517 Miss Kandy will take number three. 397 00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:31,758 - Kay. - And then Jimbo 398 00:15:31,827 --> 00:15:34,068 is going to close us out. 399 00:15:34,137 --> 00:15:36,620 - Whoo. - I had a great week last week. 400 00:15:36,689 --> 00:15:39,034 I got to keep that momentum going. 401 00:15:39,103 --> 00:15:42,000 So I really want to open this show. 402 00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:44,931 I get the audience fresh, set the tone, 403 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,689 and make sure none of my jokes get used. 404 00:15:47,758 --> 00:15:49,827 - So is any part of you doing it strategically to put me 405 00:15:49,896 --> 00:15:51,448 at the end in case I choke, 406 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:53,241 it will make the choke even worse? 407 00:15:53,310 --> 00:15:57,379 - My strategy in this is where I want to be. 408 00:15:57,448 --> 00:16:00,206 - It turns out that I am going to be closing the show. 409 00:16:00,275 --> 00:16:02,827 And it's a difficult place to be. 410 00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:04,344 - Jimbo, this week is going to be interesting for you. 411 00:16:04,413 --> 00:16:06,068 Because if you do really well... - Yeah. 412 00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:08,551 - It'll be your fourth time winning a challenge. 413 00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:11,758 But if you don't, it could be your first time in the bottom. 414 00:16:11,827 --> 00:16:14,758 - Well, I don't plan to prepare a bottom presentation. 415 00:16:14,827 --> 00:16:16,413 - Work. 416 00:16:16,482 --> 00:16:18,655 - Yes. - Fierce. 417 00:16:18,724 --> 00:16:20,827 - I refuse to fuck this up. 418 00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,586 Because at this point in the competition, 419 00:16:22,655 --> 00:16:24,172 I have never been in the bottom 420 00:16:24,241 --> 00:16:26,241 and now would be a really bad time 421 00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:27,931 for this good streak to end. 422 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,758 - So a little roast moment. 423 00:16:29,827 --> 00:16:31,344 - Yeah, you just catching on? 424 00:16:31,413 --> 00:16:34,172 [laughter] 425 00:16:36,172 --> 00:16:38,137 - [laughs] [ding] 426 00:16:41,482 --> 00:16:44,068 - [laughs] 427 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,517 - Oh, Jessica. [all cheering] 428 00:16:46,586 --> 00:16:48,482 [speaks Spanish] - Hola. 429 00:16:48,551 --> 00:16:50,103 My two favorite in one room. 430 00:16:50,172 --> 00:16:51,103 - Oh, sure. 431 00:16:51,172 --> 00:16:52,965 You say that to all the queens. 432 00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:54,172 - No. 433 00:16:54,241 --> 00:16:56,655 It's time to workshop my comedy routine 434 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,896 with Michelle Visage and Alec Mapa. 435 00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:01,310 - You look wonderful. - Thank you. 436 00:17:01,379 --> 00:17:05,137 - Alec Mapa is one of my favorite comedians ever. 437 00:17:05,205 --> 00:17:08,310 He was on "RuPaul's Drag Race" season two 438 00:17:08,378 --> 00:17:11,310 as a judge in the Snatch Game. 439 00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:14,137 And I fell in love immediately. 440 00:17:14,205 --> 00:17:16,378 - Is comedy something you do in your act? 441 00:17:16,448 --> 00:17:19,517 - I think it comes natural after four shots. 442 00:17:19,586 --> 00:17:21,723 [laughter] 443 00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:23,862 - Do Puerto Rican Queens roast each other? 444 00:17:23,931 --> 00:17:26,137 - You know, there's a line that you should not cross. 445 00:17:26,205 --> 00:17:28,000 They cross every line that you aren't supposed to. 446 00:17:28,068 --> 00:17:30,275 - OK. Well, then that's what this is. 447 00:17:30,344 --> 00:17:31,275 - You want me to read like everything 448 00:17:31,344 --> 00:17:32,448 and then you're gonna give me-- 449 00:17:32,517 --> 00:17:33,379 - Yeah, just give us what you got. 450 00:17:33,448 --> 00:17:35,275 - OK. [sighs] 451 00:17:35,344 --> 00:17:37,551 - [laughs] 452 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:38,931 - Good evening. 453 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,862 It's an honor for me to be at this amazing 454 00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,413 Carson Kressley roast, because he literally 455 00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,551 looks like a roasted chicken. 456 00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:50,620 [laughter] 457 00:17:50,689 --> 00:17:53,275 Behind that stiff face, there is 458 00:17:53,344 --> 00:17:56,482 a big smile full of charisma. 459 00:17:56,551 --> 00:17:58,310 He have a lot of uniqueness. 460 00:17:58,379 --> 00:18:02,413 He proved that he have a lot of nerves and big balls 461 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:06,172 when he decided to participate in "Dancing With The Stars." 462 00:18:06,241 --> 00:18:08,068 Last, but most important, 463 00:18:08,137 --> 00:18:10,310 he makes us believe that he have talent. 464 00:18:10,379 --> 00:18:11,965 - [laughs] 465 00:18:12,034 --> 00:18:14,655 - So it's just tighten it so we don't get bored. 466 00:18:14,724 --> 00:18:17,724 Charisma, bang. both: Uniqueness, bang. 467 00:18:17,793 --> 00:18:21,344 - You're so sweet in your kind of natural delivery 468 00:18:21,413 --> 00:18:25,000 of everything, which means you could get away with murder. 469 00:18:25,068 --> 00:18:26,758 - [laughs] 470 00:18:26,827 --> 00:18:28,620 - Don't be scared. 471 00:18:28,689 --> 00:18:31,793 - It's hard for me. [laughs] Ay. 472 00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:35,620 - Jessica's being too nice, which is death during a roast. 473 00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:37,482 The whole point of a roast is to get 474 00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,275 somebody and get them good. 475 00:18:39,344 --> 00:18:40,896 That's what makes it funny. 476 00:18:40,965 --> 00:18:42,620 - Cut deeper. OK? 477 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:43,655 - Yes. 478 00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:47,310 - Kandy Muse. - Yay. 479 00:18:47,379 --> 00:18:50,103 - Hi. - Kandy, you won your roast. 480 00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,206 - Yes, I did. 481 00:18:51,275 --> 00:18:52,551 - Does that put pressure on you? 482 00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:54,448 - You know, I want to say it doesn't, 483 00:18:54,517 --> 00:18:55,931 but that's a fucking lie. 484 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,517 It does, especially because I was in the bottom two 485 00:18:57,586 --> 00:18:59,103 last week. - Right. 486 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,655 - So this week not only do I not want to land in the bottom 487 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,931 again, I also would like to win the roast again. 488 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,793 - Right, right, right. 489 00:19:05,862 --> 00:19:07,172 - Well, we're looking forward to hearing what you got. 490 00:19:07,241 --> 00:19:09,758 - I'm gonna start off with hello, everyone, 491 00:19:09,827 --> 00:19:12,103 and Michelle Visage. - Mm-hmm. 492 00:19:12,172 --> 00:19:13,965 - You know, Michelle, you are truly the greatest act 493 00:19:14,034 --> 00:19:16,000 to come out of New Jersey 494 00:19:16,068 --> 00:19:18,931 after Whitney Houston and Lauryn Hill 495 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,620 and Queen Latifah and Teresa Giudice. 496 00:19:21,689 --> 00:19:23,034 - Teresa Giudice? 497 00:19:23,103 --> 00:19:25,379 - You're putting Teresa Giudice before me, Kandy? 498 00:19:25,448 --> 00:19:26,862 All right. 499 00:19:26,931 --> 00:19:29,206 - The only thing that cries more than Alexis Michelle 500 00:19:29,275 --> 00:19:31,586 is Ginger Minj at the buffet when the crab legs are done. 501 00:19:31,655 --> 00:19:32,620 - Ooh! - [laughs] 502 00:19:32,689 --> 00:19:34,172 - Make sure we hear that. 503 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,896 - You know, Carson, you and I have so much in common. 504 00:19:36,965 --> 00:19:38,068 I love ketamine. 505 00:19:38,137 --> 00:19:40,000 You're an-- how do you say that word? 506 00:19:40,068 --> 00:19:41,137 Esque-- 507 00:19:41,206 --> 00:19:42,275 - Equestrian. 508 00:19:42,344 --> 00:19:44,689 - Equestrian. - Yeah. 509 00:19:44,758 --> 00:19:46,620 - Listen to me. Breathe. 510 00:19:46,689 --> 00:19:48,103 - Yes. I need to remember that. 511 00:19:48,172 --> 00:19:49,655 - Yes. If we don't hear you, baby, 512 00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:51,241 it ain't going to be funny. 513 00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:52,586 - Sometimes I get excited, and I'm like, blah, blah, blah. 514 00:19:52,655 --> 00:19:53,827 - Yeah, yeah. 515 00:19:53,896 --> 00:19:55,551 I think my only note would be clarity. 516 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:56,862 - Yeah. 517 00:19:56,931 --> 00:19:58,655 - And I would practice saying equestrian. 518 00:19:58,724 --> 00:20:00,000 - Equestrian. 519 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:01,862 - Kandy knows how to read a bitch. 520 00:20:01,931 --> 00:20:04,448 I think the only thing she needs to do is articulate. 521 00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:06,103 She just needs to slow it down. 522 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,620 Not to change any of her Kandy Muse-isms, 523 00:20:08,689 --> 00:20:10,965 but just for us to understand her better. 524 00:20:11,034 --> 00:20:14,413 - I think what you need to work on is that pacing. 525 00:20:14,482 --> 00:20:15,482 Enunciation. 526 00:20:15,551 --> 00:20:16,724 - Enunciation. - Equestrian. 527 00:20:16,793 --> 00:20:18,103 - Equestrian. - Yeah. 528 00:20:18,172 --> 00:20:19,206 - I know sometimes when I get really excited, 529 00:20:19,275 --> 00:20:20,655 I can talk really fast. 530 00:20:20,724 --> 00:20:22,241 See you tomorrow. - Bye. 531 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:25,206 - So I'm going to pace myself, I'm going to enunciate, 532 00:20:25,275 --> 00:20:29,241 and I'm going to let time for the laugh to settle in. 533 00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:31,655 Whew. 534 00:20:31,724 --> 00:20:33,413 - [laughs] - Ah. 535 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:34,965 Look who's here. 536 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:35,965 - Hi. 537 00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:38,000 - Hi, Alexis. - Hi. 538 00:20:38,068 --> 00:20:39,517 Are you prepared? - Yes. 539 00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:40,655 - We struggled a little bit. 540 00:20:40,724 --> 00:20:41,793 - What are you talking about? 541 00:20:41,862 --> 00:20:44,551 - Your last time. - [laughs] 542 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:45,896 - Yeah, not seeing it. 543 00:20:45,965 --> 00:20:47,448 [laughter] 544 00:20:47,517 --> 00:20:49,137 There's nowhere to go but up from there. 545 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,275 - That's a really good way to think. 546 00:20:51,344 --> 00:20:52,310 - Yeah. - It is. 547 00:20:52,379 --> 00:20:53,862 - All right, so hit it. 548 00:20:53,931 --> 00:20:57,827 - You know, growing up I think that every little girl 549 00:20:57,896 --> 00:21:01,241 wishes for nothing more in the world than a pony, 550 00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:03,793 and Carson was no different. 551 00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:05,413 [rattle] 552 00:21:05,482 --> 00:21:09,206 How lucky you were to be born into a family of equestrians. 553 00:21:09,275 --> 00:21:11,758 Those are people who ride horses. 554 00:21:11,827 --> 00:21:15,103 And learn to ride you did. 555 00:21:15,172 --> 00:21:18,413 But we are so glad that you're a fixture here at Drag Race 556 00:21:18,482 --> 00:21:21,689 and love you and your passion for breeding horses 557 00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:24,620 and for being bred by whores. 558 00:21:24,689 --> 00:21:26,241 Mwah. 559 00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:28,206 - Yay. 560 00:21:28,275 --> 00:21:32,862 - I feel like this is a wedding toast a little bit, Alexis. 561 00:21:32,931 --> 00:21:33,862 I think it was more storytelling 562 00:21:33,931 --> 00:21:35,103 than it was roast. 563 00:21:35,172 --> 00:21:37,068 And though we appreciate storytelling, 564 00:21:37,137 --> 00:21:38,655 it has to be funny. 565 00:21:38,724 --> 00:21:40,586 - There has to be a kind of attention driving it forward. 566 00:21:40,655 --> 00:21:43,586 So all the setups need to be tightened up more. 567 00:21:43,655 --> 00:21:45,655 - Think of editing, Alexis. - Yes. 568 00:21:45,724 --> 00:21:47,241 - And roast. 569 00:21:47,310 --> 00:21:49,275 - Alexis is going more of a storytelling route, 570 00:21:49,344 --> 00:21:51,448 which is good if we're at a campfire. 571 00:21:51,517 --> 00:21:53,827 But at this campfire, there needs to be a roast. 572 00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:57,000 Put on your running shoes and get to the point. 573 00:21:57,068 --> 00:21:58,137 - All right. Good luck. - Bye. 574 00:21:58,206 --> 00:22:00,172 - Bye, honey. - Bye. 575 00:22:00,241 --> 00:22:02,068 Yay. - Hello. 576 00:22:02,137 --> 00:22:03,551 - Jimbo. 577 00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:05,172 - Good afternoon. 578 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:06,482 It's nice to meet you. 579 00:22:06,551 --> 00:22:08,586 - Have you ever had to do a roast before? 580 00:22:08,655 --> 00:22:09,689 - No. - OK. 581 00:22:09,758 --> 00:22:10,793 - How do you feel about it? 582 00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:11,896 - I'm not much of a cook either, 583 00:22:11,965 --> 00:22:12,896 so I haven't done a lot of roasting 584 00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:14,517 in any sense of the word. 585 00:22:14,586 --> 00:22:15,896 - So let's talk about what you're going to do. 586 00:22:15,965 --> 00:22:17,137 Let's hear what you're going to do. 587 00:22:17,206 --> 00:22:18,413 - Let's talk "aboot" what he's gonna do. 588 00:22:18,482 --> 00:22:19,413 - Talk "aboot" what you're going to do. 589 00:22:19,482 --> 00:22:21,551 - OK, so I wanted to channel 590 00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:25,344 some of my Canada's Drag Race Snatch Game winning performance 591 00:22:25,413 --> 00:22:26,862 of Joan Rivers. 592 00:22:26,931 --> 00:22:28,482 - OK. Risky. 593 00:22:28,551 --> 00:22:32,068 - Oh, my gosh, it's me Joan goddamn Rivers. 594 00:22:32,137 --> 00:22:34,344 And who dragged me out of my fucking grave 595 00:22:34,413 --> 00:22:35,551 for this shit show? 596 00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:37,379 Michelle Visage. 597 00:22:37,448 --> 00:22:39,379 Michelle Visage is sucking more dick 598 00:22:39,448 --> 00:22:41,413 than Carson at a Richard convention. 599 00:22:41,482 --> 00:22:42,724 - At a what convention? 600 00:22:42,793 --> 00:22:43,724 - Richard. 601 00:22:43,793 --> 00:22:45,448 As in like Richard, Dicks. 602 00:22:45,517 --> 00:22:47,068 - Oh. Not clear. 603 00:22:47,137 --> 00:22:48,206 - Not clear. 604 00:22:48,275 --> 00:22:49,482 I thought that one was a stretch. 605 00:22:49,551 --> 00:22:51,034 It was going to be-- that was a thinker. 606 00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:52,206 - You can think of what to put in there for a convention. 607 00:22:52,275 --> 00:22:53,413 - OK, I'll think of something else. 608 00:22:53,482 --> 00:22:55,137 - Any place there's a lot of dicks. 609 00:22:55,206 --> 00:22:56,586 - Oh, my goodness me. 610 00:22:56,655 --> 00:22:58,655 Jessica Wild is such a slut, you've got to fuck her 611 00:22:58,724 --> 00:23:00,448 with her legs crossed. 612 00:23:00,517 --> 00:23:01,862 - She's got what? 613 00:23:01,931 --> 00:23:03,896 - You have to fuck her with her legs crossed. 614 00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:05,482 I know, that one's a little bit too close to the truth, 615 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,172 I think. - I don't even get it. 616 00:23:07,241 --> 00:23:09,448 - Well, because like if you want to make something tighter, 617 00:23:09,517 --> 00:23:10,793 you cross it. 618 00:23:10,862 --> 00:23:12,241 - Is that true? - It's actually true. 619 00:23:12,310 --> 00:23:13,965 - OK. 620 00:23:14,034 --> 00:23:17,758 [laughter] I guess I should try that. 621 00:23:17,827 --> 00:23:19,586 - OK, so is that one a hit or a miss? 622 00:23:19,655 --> 00:23:20,931 - No. - You know what? 623 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,931 It's funny after you explain it, 624 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000 but if you need to explain it, like-- 625 00:23:25,068 --> 00:23:26,620 - Don't be too smart for the-- 626 00:23:26,689 --> 00:23:29,103 - Joan was never ambiguous in her punchlines. 627 00:23:29,172 --> 00:23:30,793 If that's what you're channeling, 628 00:23:30,862 --> 00:23:32,551 she's going to have a more clear punchline than that. 629 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:33,517 - Blatant. - Yeah. 630 00:23:33,586 --> 00:23:34,551 - OK. 631 00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:37,482 Then, um... 632 00:23:42,758 --> 00:23:44,793 - You are representing a national treasure. 633 00:23:44,862 --> 00:23:45,931 - Yeah. 634 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,172 - Especially for queer people. 635 00:23:47,241 --> 00:23:48,655 - Yeah. 636 00:23:48,724 --> 00:23:50,896 - You've got to lay it all out here and deliver Joan. 637 00:23:50,965 --> 00:23:51,896 - Yeah. 638 00:23:51,965 --> 00:23:53,655 [bombastic music] 639 00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:56,241 [all cheering and screaming] 640 00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:57,896 - Let's do this. 641 00:23:57,965 --> 00:24:00,413 Let's roasty roast roast each other. 642 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,344 - Ooh, I'm going to fucking roast you, bitch. 643 00:24:02,413 --> 00:24:04,758 - Ah! - Girls, girls, girls. 644 00:24:04,827 --> 00:24:07,896 - Today we're getting ready for our roast of Carson Kressley 645 00:24:07,965 --> 00:24:10,689 and I am feeling a bit nervous, because I didn't 646 00:24:10,758 --> 00:24:13,413 really receive a lot of positive feedback 647 00:24:13,482 --> 00:24:14,586 in my coaching session. 648 00:24:14,655 --> 00:24:16,448 Do you think Joan Rivers would wear this? 649 00:24:16,517 --> 00:24:18,482 - It's definitely Jimbo does Joan. 650 00:24:18,551 --> 00:24:20,689 - I'm just wondering if my tits are going to be too big. 651 00:24:20,758 --> 00:24:23,689 Playing an iconic comedian comes with 652 00:24:23,758 --> 00:24:26,586 really high expectations like, you know, 653 00:24:26,655 --> 00:24:29,758 don't sully her legacy or don't disappoint America. 654 00:24:29,827 --> 00:24:32,068 If I can't deliver jokes 655 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,551 that are even half as good as Joan's, 656 00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:37,448 I could be landing into the bottom for the first time. 657 00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:39,137 Yikes. 658 00:24:39,206 --> 00:24:40,379 Yikes, yikes, yikes. 659 00:24:40,448 --> 00:24:42,379 - With all of my jokes, I had to like 660 00:24:42,448 --> 00:24:44,034 trim a lot of my shit out. 661 00:24:44,103 --> 00:24:45,172 Like, I had stories. 662 00:24:45,241 --> 00:24:47,620 I had to cut all the stories. 663 00:24:47,689 --> 00:24:49,586 Just had to like trim all the fat 664 00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:52,000 to get to the landing sooner. 665 00:24:52,068 --> 00:24:54,517 - After my workshop with Michelle and Alec, 666 00:24:54,586 --> 00:24:57,172 it's clear that some of my storytelling 667 00:24:57,241 --> 00:24:59,758 needs to come out entirely, which I get. 668 00:24:59,827 --> 00:25:02,758 So I made my set as punchy as I could 669 00:25:02,827 --> 00:25:04,310 and I'm just going to trust 670 00:25:04,379 --> 00:25:06,551 in my hostess with the mostest vibes. 671 00:25:06,620 --> 00:25:08,655 And hopefully I'll surprise everybody. 672 00:25:08,724 --> 00:25:10,482 - Girl, even if I won the first time, that don't mean shit. 673 00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:12,103 I'm still nervous. - Yeah. 674 00:25:12,172 --> 00:25:15,448 Even when we are excited about our challenge, it's difficult. 675 00:25:15,517 --> 00:25:16,689 - That's very true. 676 00:25:16,758 --> 00:25:18,172 - Fucking lying bitch. - What? 677 00:25:18,241 --> 00:25:20,000 - Y'all, Jimbo likes to pretend 678 00:25:20,068 --> 00:25:21,448 she doesn't know what the fuck she's doing. 679 00:25:21,517 --> 00:25:22,758 She's a liar. 680 00:25:22,827 --> 00:25:24,275 - Did you guys know Kandy was such a bitch 681 00:25:24,344 --> 00:25:25,724 before you started to work with her... 682 00:25:25,793 --> 00:25:26,862 - Yeah. - Or did you find out here? 683 00:25:26,931 --> 00:25:28,689 - [laughs] What the hell? 684 00:25:28,758 --> 00:25:31,275 - We knew. - Her reputation precedes her. 685 00:25:31,344 --> 00:25:32,689 - Jimbo's ready to roast all of us. 686 00:25:32,758 --> 00:25:35,000 - Yeah, she got fo-- - She says, fuck Carson. 687 00:25:35,068 --> 00:25:36,379 It's you hos we're coming after. 688 00:25:36,448 --> 00:25:38,724 - Has anybody seen my daughter? 689 00:25:38,793 --> 00:25:40,620 Her name is Debbie and she's nude. 690 00:25:40,689 --> 00:25:41,931 [all screaming] 691 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:42,931 Oh, my God. 692 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,482 Drag queens? 693 00:25:44,551 --> 00:25:46,862 - Oh, my God. 694 00:25:46,931 --> 00:25:49,172 Oh, my God! 695 00:25:49,241 --> 00:25:50,344 It's Katya. 696 00:25:50,413 --> 00:25:52,448 The icon, the legend. 697 00:25:52,517 --> 00:25:54,448 What is going on? 698 00:25:54,517 --> 00:25:56,068 - Hi gorge. 699 00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:57,517 Mwah, mwah. 700 00:25:57,586 --> 00:25:59,344 - I was like, they're not going to even know who I am. 701 00:25:59,413 --> 00:26:01,586 - How are you? - Jessica Wild. 702 00:26:01,655 --> 00:26:04,586 - I hope this bitch is not here to compete. 703 00:26:04,655 --> 00:26:07,310 Look at that outfit. No. 704 00:26:07,379 --> 00:26:08,896 [laughs] 705 00:26:08,965 --> 00:26:10,310 - Are you joining the competition? 706 00:26:10,379 --> 00:26:12,103 - Yes, I'm the fifth contestant. 707 00:26:12,172 --> 00:26:13,448 - Shut up. 708 00:26:13,517 --> 00:26:14,793 - We knew there was going to be a top five. 709 00:26:14,862 --> 00:26:16,827 - We knew that. - Well, with this dog show, 710 00:26:16,896 --> 00:26:19,344 you need a little bit of glamour. 711 00:26:19,413 --> 00:26:21,689 As you all know, I am a professional 712 00:26:21,758 --> 00:26:24,206 working comedian making people laugh. 713 00:26:24,275 --> 00:26:25,793 - What is your advice for us? 714 00:26:25,862 --> 00:26:27,655 - First I have to ask you some questions. 715 00:26:27,724 --> 00:26:30,517 - OK. 716 00:26:30,586 --> 00:26:32,689 - Would you guys fuck anybody in the competition? 717 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:35,103 - [screams] 718 00:26:35,172 --> 00:26:36,517 - Yes. - Ask Alexis that. 719 00:26:36,586 --> 00:26:37,758 - Have you? 720 00:26:37,827 --> 00:26:39,137 - No, but I would. - Who? 721 00:26:39,206 --> 00:26:42,034 - I really had it for LaLa when she was here. 722 00:26:42,103 --> 00:26:44,103 - LaLa Ri? - Yeah, but honestly, 723 00:26:44,172 --> 00:26:46,724 like, I never thought that I would feel this way, 724 00:26:46,793 --> 00:26:51,517 but I'm, like, taking quite a shine to our Kandy over there. 725 00:26:51,586 --> 00:26:53,068 - Oh, my God. 726 00:26:53,137 --> 00:26:54,896 - Now Kandy, how does that make you feel? 727 00:26:54,965 --> 00:26:58,034 - You know, in a competition where you have no porn 728 00:26:58,103 --> 00:27:01,103 and your imagination runs wild, I'm fine with that. 729 00:27:01,172 --> 00:27:03,758 - Kandy is radiant and special. 730 00:27:03,827 --> 00:27:05,413 And now that we made an agreement 731 00:27:05,482 --> 00:27:08,103 to look out for each other, I feel even closer to her. 732 00:27:08,172 --> 00:27:09,655 She just takes my breath away. 733 00:27:09,724 --> 00:27:12,275 I think she is beautiful. 734 00:27:12,344 --> 00:27:13,620 - [whispers] Do you get along with them? 735 00:27:13,689 --> 00:27:14,724 - [whispers] No. 736 00:27:14,793 --> 00:27:16,344 They're a bunch of dirty whores. 737 00:27:16,413 --> 00:27:18,344 - Well, the dirty's fine, but the whoring is just too much. 738 00:27:18,413 --> 00:27:19,827 - Yeah. It's too close to home. 739 00:27:19,896 --> 00:27:22,000 - I thought Katya was here to give us some 740 00:27:22,068 --> 00:27:24,310 sage words of advice, but she's being 741 00:27:24,379 --> 00:27:26,517 a little Nancy Drew, interrogating us all. 742 00:27:26,586 --> 00:27:27,931 - Now, what's the drama been? 743 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,551 Who do you think has the biggest penis here? 744 00:27:29,620 --> 00:27:30,827 What's the real tea? 745 00:27:30,896 --> 00:27:32,241 Kandy, I think you should fight someone. 746 00:27:32,310 --> 00:27:34,034 - [laughs] 747 00:27:34,103 --> 00:27:36,068 - Shady little bitch. [chuckles] 748 00:27:36,137 --> 00:27:38,034 - In a roast, typically you go-- 749 00:27:38,103 --> 00:27:39,517 you cross the line. - Yeah. 750 00:27:39,586 --> 00:27:41,551 - Some of us it's our first roast. 751 00:27:41,620 --> 00:27:42,724 - I would encourage you all please 752 00:27:42,793 --> 00:27:44,931 to try to make each other cry. 753 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,379 I love it when people just try to get nasty. 754 00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:48,758 It's a roast. 755 00:27:48,827 --> 00:27:50,517 It's not a sauté. 756 00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:51,896 - Yeah. 757 00:27:51,965 --> 00:27:53,827 - I don't consider myself a classic joke teller. 758 00:27:53,896 --> 00:27:55,482 I just know one joke. 759 00:27:55,551 --> 00:27:57,586 And I told this joke to like a crowd 760 00:27:57,655 --> 00:28:01,586 of I think, like, 1,000 people once and nobody laughed. 761 00:28:01,655 --> 00:28:05,068 And I laughed so hard because nobody laughed. 762 00:28:05,137 --> 00:28:09,827 What did the gay necrophiliac say about his ex-lover? 763 00:28:09,896 --> 00:28:11,172 - What? 764 00:28:11,241 --> 00:28:13,413 - Ugh, that rotten asshole split on me again. 765 00:28:13,482 --> 00:28:14,758 [laughter] 766 00:28:14,827 --> 00:28:16,827 - How could nobody laugh? - See? I don't know. 767 00:28:16,896 --> 00:28:18,275 I mean... - Tough crowd. 768 00:28:18,344 --> 00:28:19,827 - Yeah, yeah. 769 00:28:19,896 --> 00:28:24,000 - OK, ladies, remember, drag is all about being fierce, 770 00:28:24,068 --> 00:28:27,482 having fun, and if you fail, you're a loser. 771 00:28:27,551 --> 00:28:28,482 [laughter] 772 00:28:28,551 --> 00:28:30,862 - Thanks, Katya. 773 00:28:30,931 --> 00:28:32,379 - No pressure, no pressure, 774 00:28:32,448 --> 00:28:34,517 but you'll be dragged online for the rest of your lives 775 00:28:34,586 --> 00:28:36,620 if you do anything wrong. 776 00:28:36,689 --> 00:28:38,241 [quirky music] 777 00:28:38,310 --> 00:28:40,241 - Oy. Oh. 778 00:28:40,310 --> 00:28:42,000 - Oh? 779 00:28:43,551 --> 00:28:44,758 Security. 780 00:28:44,827 --> 00:28:47,034 - Just slithering her way out. 781 00:28:47,103 --> 00:28:49,758 - You know, I think that Katya came into this workroom 782 00:28:49,827 --> 00:28:54,965 with the goal of telling us some advice. 783 00:28:55,034 --> 00:28:58,620 I don't know how much advice she actually gave us. 784 00:28:58,689 --> 00:29:03,137 - That's the most fashionable cockroach I've ever seen. 785 00:29:03,206 --> 00:29:06,137 [RuPaul's "Cover Girl"] 786 00:29:06,206 --> 00:29:11,482 ♪ ♪ 787 00:29:11,551 --> 00:29:13,517 - [laughs] 788 00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:16,482 ♪ ♪ 789 00:29:16,551 --> 00:29:19,827 - ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 790 00:29:19,896 --> 00:29:23,689 ♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪ 791 00:29:23,758 --> 00:29:26,068 ♪ Cover girl ♪ 792 00:29:26,137 --> 00:29:27,724 - Yes, honey. 793 00:29:27,793 --> 00:29:31,896 - Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars." 794 00:29:31,965 --> 00:29:34,068 Michelle Visage, 795 00:29:34,137 --> 00:29:37,482 when's the last time you were spit roasted? 796 00:29:37,551 --> 00:29:39,551 - Hm. Picture it. 797 00:29:39,620 --> 00:29:41,689 Sicily, 1989. 798 00:29:41,758 --> 00:29:43,896 I'm backstage with Milli Vanilli 799 00:29:43,965 --> 00:29:46,448 and, well, you know the rest. 800 00:29:46,517 --> 00:29:48,793 - [laughs] 801 00:29:48,862 --> 00:29:50,689 Our man of the hour, 802 00:29:50,758 --> 00:29:53,724 style superstar Carson Kressley. 803 00:29:53,793 --> 00:29:55,896 Carson, have you ever been roasted? 804 00:29:55,965 --> 00:29:59,206 - Well, if you mean spit roasted, yes. 805 00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:02,758 And if you mean made fun of in public, also a yes. 806 00:30:02,827 --> 00:30:03,965 - [laughs] - Aww. 807 00:30:04,034 --> 00:30:05,758 - Poor me. - Mm. 808 00:30:05,827 --> 00:30:08,448 - Well, you ain't seen nothing yet. 809 00:30:08,517 --> 00:30:11,137 This week we challenged our queens to roast 810 00:30:11,206 --> 00:30:14,620 the one and only Carson Kressley. 811 00:30:14,689 --> 00:30:16,931 All Stars, start your engines, 812 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,068 and may the best drag queen win. 813 00:30:20,137 --> 00:30:21,551 [laughs] [ding] 814 00:30:24,758 --> 00:30:26,793 - [laughs] 815 00:30:26,862 --> 00:30:29,000 [upbeat music] 816 00:30:29,068 --> 00:30:33,862 Carson Kressley, this is your big gay life. 817 00:30:33,931 --> 00:30:35,103 [laughter] 818 00:30:35,172 --> 00:30:38,965 Coming to the stage first, Alexis Michelle. 819 00:30:39,034 --> 00:30:40,896 [cheers and applause] 820 00:30:40,965 --> 00:30:44,793 ♪ ♪ 821 00:30:44,862 --> 00:30:50,482 - Hello and welcome to the roast of Carson Kressley. 822 00:30:50,551 --> 00:30:55,758 I'm thrilled to be here tonight in this fantastic top four. 823 00:30:55,827 --> 00:30:58,034 [applause] 824 00:30:58,103 --> 00:31:01,103 Jimbo, you are so amazing. 825 00:31:01,172 --> 00:31:03,241 And those tits? [laughs] 826 00:31:03,310 --> 00:31:07,172 The only thing bigger than those tits are your ears. 827 00:31:07,241 --> 00:31:10,379 And the only thing bigger than those is Kandy's ego. 828 00:31:10,448 --> 00:31:11,793 [laughter] 829 00:31:11,862 --> 00:31:14,103 No, but Kandy, you should probably stay here 830 00:31:14,172 --> 00:31:16,689 at Drag Race forever 'cause you have a face 831 00:31:16,758 --> 00:31:18,482 that only our mom, RuPaul, could love. 832 00:31:18,551 --> 00:31:20,896 [laughter] 833 00:31:20,965 --> 00:31:22,724 Jessica, I love you so much, 834 00:31:22,793 --> 00:31:25,689 but you know what would be the biggest escandalo? 835 00:31:25,758 --> 00:31:27,586 If you won this competition. 836 00:31:27,655 --> 00:31:29,517 [laughter] 837 00:31:29,586 --> 00:31:33,862 Michelle Visage, ravishing as always. 838 00:31:33,931 --> 00:31:35,034 - Thank you. 839 00:31:35,103 --> 00:31:37,206 - The beard cover's working great. 840 00:31:37,275 --> 00:31:39,482 - Thank you. 841 00:31:39,551 --> 00:31:42,000 - Our guest of honor, Carson Kressley. 842 00:31:42,068 --> 00:31:43,896 - Yeah. [applause] 843 00:31:43,965 --> 00:31:46,551 - Please, sit down, sit down. 844 00:31:46,620 --> 00:31:48,482 - Now, Carson is from Pennsylvania, 845 00:31:48,551 --> 00:31:50,827 where people travel across state lines 846 00:31:50,896 --> 00:31:52,620 to buy illegal fireworks. 847 00:31:52,689 --> 00:31:55,103 And yet, Carson, you are still 848 00:31:55,172 --> 00:31:57,379 the biggest flamer to leave the state. 849 00:31:57,448 --> 00:31:59,310 [laughter] 850 00:31:59,379 --> 00:32:02,965 Carson, you first entered our hearts on "Queer Eye." 851 00:32:03,034 --> 00:32:06,413 Then you hosted "How to Look Good Naked," which you don't. 852 00:32:06,482 --> 00:32:09,931 [laughter] 853 00:32:11,275 --> 00:32:12,724 Then you hosted "Wrap Battle." 854 00:32:12,793 --> 00:32:15,172 [chuckles] Girl, these credits. 855 00:32:15,241 --> 00:32:18,000 You know, you don't have to say yes to everything. 856 00:32:18,068 --> 00:32:20,655 [laughter] 857 00:32:20,724 --> 00:32:22,793 You're also an accomplished author 858 00:32:22,862 --> 00:32:24,206 with titles like 859 00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:26,965 "Does This Book Make My Butt Look Big?" 860 00:32:27,034 --> 00:32:30,862 Honey, nothing could make that flat ass look big. 861 00:32:30,931 --> 00:32:32,103 Thank you, everybody. 862 00:32:32,172 --> 00:32:34,172 You've been an amazing audience. 863 00:32:34,241 --> 00:32:35,551 [cheers and applause] 864 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:38,413 And let me welcome to the stage our next roaster, 865 00:32:38,482 --> 00:32:40,275 Jessica Wild. 866 00:32:40,344 --> 00:32:43,068 [applause] 867 00:32:43,137 --> 00:32:45,241 - Hello, beautiful people. 868 00:32:45,310 --> 00:32:47,344 [applause] 869 00:32:47,413 --> 00:32:48,862 And Michelle Visage. 870 00:32:48,931 --> 00:32:51,620 [laughter] 871 00:32:51,689 --> 00:32:54,620 It's an honor for me to be here 872 00:32:54,689 --> 00:32:58,344 at this amazing Carson Kressley roast, 873 00:32:58,413 --> 00:33:01,551 because he already looked like a roast chicken. 874 00:33:01,620 --> 00:33:03,586 [laughter] 875 00:33:03,655 --> 00:33:05,758 I want to start with a thank you. 876 00:33:05,827 --> 00:33:09,137 Thank you, RuPaul, for open the doors 877 00:33:09,206 --> 00:33:13,413 to gentlemens like this... [laughter] 878 00:33:13,482 --> 00:33:15,275 To follow their dreams. 879 00:33:15,344 --> 00:33:17,137 Can I get an amen up in here? 880 00:33:17,206 --> 00:33:18,724 all: Amen. 881 00:33:18,793 --> 00:33:19,758 - Hallelujah! 882 00:33:19,827 --> 00:33:21,758 - [laughs] 883 00:33:21,827 --> 00:33:26,551 - But now Carson Kressley. 884 00:33:26,620 --> 00:33:30,724 Carson is a multifaceted artist. 885 00:33:30,793 --> 00:33:33,758 Or that's what he think he is. 886 00:33:33,827 --> 00:33:36,931 Carson is a television host, 887 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,724 actor, writer, producer. 888 00:33:40,793 --> 00:33:42,344 And this is the funniest one. 889 00:33:42,413 --> 00:33:44,413 A dancer. 890 00:33:44,482 --> 00:33:48,896 - [cackles] 891 00:33:48,965 --> 00:33:54,206 - He is also in love with horses. 892 00:33:54,275 --> 00:33:57,379 And I am not talking about your face, Alexis Michelle. 893 00:33:57,448 --> 00:33:59,965 - Ooh! - [laughs] 894 00:34:00,034 --> 00:34:03,413 - The name of his bunny, it was Sparky. 895 00:34:03,482 --> 00:34:08,585 I think Carson's drag name should be Sparky's Visage. 896 00:34:08,655 --> 00:34:10,172 - Yes. - Oh. 897 00:34:10,241 --> 00:34:12,931 - In honor of his two favorite animals. 898 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,379 [laughter] 899 00:34:16,447 --> 00:34:21,206 I don't know what the hell is Carson doing here as a judge, 900 00:34:21,275 --> 00:34:25,344 because he should be here as a contestant. 901 00:34:25,413 --> 00:34:30,241 Behind that stiff face, he's full of charisma. 902 00:34:30,310 --> 00:34:35,585 He have uniqueness because no one wants to look like him. 903 00:34:35,655 --> 00:34:37,931 He had the nerves to participate 904 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,931 in "Dancing With The Stars." 905 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,931 And last, he have the talent to make us 906 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,827 believe that he have talent. 907 00:34:46,896 --> 00:34:49,827 - [cackling] 908 00:34:49,896 --> 00:34:52,862 [laughter] 909 00:34:52,931 --> 00:34:54,931 - Love you so much, Carson. 910 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,620 I never watched any of your stuff, 911 00:34:57,689 --> 00:35:01,275 but as soon as I get out of here, I'm still not watching. 912 00:35:01,344 --> 00:35:03,620 [laughter] 913 00:35:03,689 --> 00:35:05,793 [cheers and applause] 914 00:35:05,862 --> 00:35:07,551 Thank you so much. 915 00:35:07,620 --> 00:35:10,103 [cheers and applause] 916 00:35:10,172 --> 00:35:12,896 Now the bulldog with extra blood, 917 00:35:12,965 --> 00:35:14,862 Miss Kandy Muse. 918 00:35:14,931 --> 00:35:19,068 ♪ ♪ 919 00:35:19,137 --> 00:35:21,068 - Thank you, Jessica. 920 00:35:21,137 --> 00:35:24,517 We understood every single word you said. 921 00:35:24,586 --> 00:35:27,862 [laughter] 922 00:35:27,931 --> 00:35:29,896 From up north, we have Miss Jimbo. 923 00:35:29,965 --> 00:35:32,379 Jimbo's breastplate is so big that when she turns 924 00:35:32,448 --> 00:35:34,413 to the side, bitch, she creates a capital P. 925 00:35:34,482 --> 00:35:36,310 All titties, no ass, bitch. 926 00:35:36,379 --> 00:35:37,586 No ass. 927 00:35:37,655 --> 00:35:39,689 [laughter] 928 00:35:39,758 --> 00:35:43,793 I will say, though, Jimbo, your drag does look very expensive. 929 00:35:43,862 --> 00:35:45,689 But by the looks of those lip syncs, 930 00:35:45,758 --> 00:35:47,310 clearly money can't buy you talent. 931 00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:48,896 - Ooh. - Ooh. 932 00:35:48,965 --> 00:35:51,034 - Ooh, it's a roast, bitch. It's a roast. 933 00:35:51,103 --> 00:35:52,517 [laughter] 934 00:35:52,586 --> 00:35:54,172 And of course, we have the Broadway diva, 935 00:35:54,241 --> 00:35:56,793 Miss Alexis Michelle. 936 00:35:56,862 --> 00:35:59,413 The only thing that cries more than Alexis Michelle 937 00:35:59,482 --> 00:36:00,896 is Ginger Minj at the buffet 938 00:36:00,965 --> 00:36:03,000 when the crab legs are finished. 939 00:36:03,068 --> 00:36:04,413 - Oh. - [laughs] 940 00:36:04,482 --> 00:36:07,758 - Now of course, our "amazing" panel of judges. 941 00:36:07,827 --> 00:36:08,896 Michelle Visage. 942 00:36:08,965 --> 00:36:10,586 - Yes. 943 00:36:10,655 --> 00:36:13,344 - She is so talented, I hope that one day 944 00:36:13,413 --> 00:36:16,689 I get to recognize one of her many hit songs. 945 00:36:16,758 --> 00:36:19,793 [laughter] 946 00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:24,724 - Speaking of hit song, hey, RuPaul. 947 00:36:24,793 --> 00:36:26,827 Mother Ru, do I love you. 948 00:36:26,896 --> 00:36:28,172 You know, she is like your grandfather 949 00:36:28,241 --> 00:36:31,758 that you know is going to die real soon. 950 00:36:31,827 --> 00:36:33,793 But the bitch is a great actress. 951 00:36:33,862 --> 00:36:35,448 I will tell you that. 952 00:36:35,517 --> 00:36:37,896 She is such a good actor that she can sit up here weekly 953 00:36:37,965 --> 00:36:40,793 and still find something nice to say about Alexis Michelle. 954 00:36:40,862 --> 00:36:43,793 - Oh. [laughter] 955 00:36:43,862 --> 00:36:47,068 Now on to the queen of the night, Miss Carson Kressley. 956 00:36:47,137 --> 00:36:50,206 - Yes. [cheers and applause] 957 00:36:50,275 --> 00:36:53,413 Carson, you know, you and I have a lot more in common 958 00:36:53,482 --> 00:36:54,620 than you think. 959 00:36:54,689 --> 00:36:56,172 I love ketamine. 960 00:36:56,241 --> 00:36:57,620 You're an equestrian. 961 00:36:57,689 --> 00:37:01,793 [laughter] 962 00:37:03,103 --> 00:37:05,413 Now, I must ask the room a question 963 00:37:05,482 --> 00:37:07,310 and you have to answer me honestly, OK? 964 00:37:07,379 --> 00:37:08,862 - OK. 965 00:37:08,931 --> 00:37:11,620 - How many of you in here knew that Carson was an author? 966 00:37:11,689 --> 00:37:13,103 No, bitch, neither did I. That's the thing. 967 00:37:13,172 --> 00:37:16,241 I don't know either. I didn't know either. 968 00:37:16,310 --> 00:37:17,689 That's been my roast. 969 00:37:17,758 --> 00:37:19,137 If you loved it, thank you. 970 00:37:19,206 --> 00:37:21,724 If you didn't, kiss my motherfucking ass, bitch. 971 00:37:21,793 --> 00:37:23,793 - There you have it. - All right. 972 00:37:23,862 --> 00:37:27,275 Now give it up for Miss Jimbo! 973 00:37:27,344 --> 00:37:30,517 [cheers and applause] 974 00:37:30,586 --> 00:37:32,206 [dramatic music] 975 00:37:32,275 --> 00:37:34,000 - Uh-oh. 976 00:37:34,068 --> 00:37:37,551 Get ready, because Joan Rivers is coming to the main stage 977 00:37:37,620 --> 00:37:39,931 to roast everybody and I'm just hoping 978 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,103 that I don't get burned. 979 00:37:43,172 --> 00:37:44,551 - [laughs] [ding] 980 00:37:47,620 --> 00:37:49,862 - [laughs] 981 00:37:49,931 --> 00:37:54,310 Welcome back to Carson Kressley's big gay life. 982 00:37:54,379 --> 00:37:57,310 [upbeat music] 983 00:37:57,379 --> 00:37:59,758 [cheers and applause] 984 00:37:59,827 --> 00:38:02,379 - Thank you, thank you, thank you so, so much 985 00:38:02,448 --> 00:38:04,034 for all being here tonight. 986 00:38:04,103 --> 00:38:06,448 Oh, my God, I didn't realize I was coming back from the dead 987 00:38:06,517 --> 00:38:08,206 to go right to the zoo. 988 00:38:08,275 --> 00:38:09,862 Jesus Christ. 989 00:38:09,931 --> 00:38:11,931 Oh, Kandy Muse, thank you, thank you. 990 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,586 Living proof that Hooked on Phonics 991 00:38:13,655 --> 00:38:15,827 does not work for everybody. 992 00:38:15,896 --> 00:38:18,103 Oh, my God, she's trying though. 993 00:38:18,172 --> 00:38:21,137 You know, Kandy Muse is such a bitch, 994 00:38:21,206 --> 00:38:22,896 you have to let her smell your goddamn hand 995 00:38:22,965 --> 00:38:24,241 before you get too close. 996 00:38:24,310 --> 00:38:26,310 - [cackles] - Oh, she is. 997 00:38:26,379 --> 00:38:28,655 She is. She is. 998 00:38:28,724 --> 00:38:31,310 Oh, but speaking of hairy, hairy beasts, 999 00:38:31,379 --> 00:38:33,724 let's hear it for Miss Jessica Wild, everybody. 1000 00:38:33,793 --> 00:38:35,517 [applause] 1001 00:38:35,586 --> 00:38:38,034 Jessica Wild's pussy is so hairy, 1002 00:38:38,103 --> 00:38:41,551 every time she shaves it, PETA gets a complaint. 1003 00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:44,413 I'm telling you, it's true. 1004 00:38:44,482 --> 00:38:46,413 And not only that, she is so full of shit, 1005 00:38:46,482 --> 00:38:48,482 she makes RuPaul's diaper jealous. 1006 00:38:48,551 --> 00:38:50,862 [laughter] She does. 1007 00:38:50,931 --> 00:38:52,793 She is more full of shit 1008 00:38:52,862 --> 00:38:55,413 than Alexis Michelle's mouth at Folsom Days. 1009 00:38:55,482 --> 00:38:58,275 Oh, my goodness gracious. 1010 00:38:58,344 --> 00:39:01,241 But seriously though, I'm no gynecologist, 1011 00:39:01,310 --> 00:39:03,000 but I know a twat when I see one. 1012 00:39:03,068 --> 00:39:05,137 Hello, Michelle Visage. 1013 00:39:05,206 --> 00:39:06,724 Oh, my goodness. 1014 00:39:06,793 --> 00:39:08,689 You know, Michelle, you remind me of my favorite director, 1015 00:39:08,758 --> 00:39:10,000 John Waters. 1016 00:39:10,068 --> 00:39:11,931 You both have a little mustache, a big dick, 1017 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,896 and you're friends with a nasty drag queen. 1018 00:39:13,965 --> 00:39:16,965 [laughter] 1019 00:39:17,034 --> 00:39:20,862 And speaking of whores, hello, hello, hello RuPaul. 1020 00:39:20,931 --> 00:39:23,103 Oh, my God, my dear old friend. 1021 00:39:23,172 --> 00:39:26,241 RuPaul is so old, you know why that desk is so big? 1022 00:39:26,310 --> 00:39:27,793 It's to hide a catheter 1023 00:39:27,862 --> 00:39:30,793 and the little scooter she rides in on. 1024 00:39:30,862 --> 00:39:34,379 This bitch is old. - [laughing] 1025 00:39:34,448 --> 00:39:36,620 - Now for the woman of the evening. 1026 00:39:36,689 --> 00:39:40,379 Everybody, let's hear it for Ellen DeGeneres, everybody. 1027 00:39:40,448 --> 00:39:41,896 Oh, Ellen. 1028 00:39:41,965 --> 00:39:43,344 Oh, my God. 1029 00:39:43,413 --> 00:39:44,793 You look horrible, Ellen. 1030 00:39:44,862 --> 00:39:46,689 You look like you've been sucking on the end 1031 00:39:46,758 --> 00:39:48,034 of a vacuum cleaner. 1032 00:39:48,103 --> 00:39:49,758 What is wrong with that face? 1033 00:39:49,827 --> 00:39:52,068 I'm just joking. I'm joking, of course. 1034 00:39:52,137 --> 00:39:55,413 We're here to honor Tilda Swinton, everybody. 1035 00:39:55,482 --> 00:39:57,827 Grow up, grow up, grow up. 1036 00:39:59,137 --> 00:40:02,379 But seriously though, Carson loves horses. 1037 00:40:02,448 --> 00:40:04,862 His first pony was a little pony named Sparky. 1038 00:40:04,931 --> 00:40:06,896 And you know, they had so much in common. 1039 00:40:06,965 --> 00:40:08,965 They both have a fucking horse face. 1040 00:40:09,034 --> 00:40:10,137 Look at you. 1041 00:40:10,206 --> 00:40:11,965 Carson enters the room teeth first. 1042 00:40:12,034 --> 00:40:14,275 [groaning] 1043 00:40:14,344 --> 00:40:15,758 And I should know. 1044 00:40:15,827 --> 00:40:19,517 My daughter Melissa has a horse face just like you. 1045 00:40:19,586 --> 00:40:21,172 When my daughter Melissa was bad, 1046 00:40:21,241 --> 00:40:23,103 I didn't threaten her with boarding school. 1047 00:40:23,172 --> 00:40:26,103 I threatened her with the goddamn glue factory. 1048 00:40:26,172 --> 00:40:29,034 And that's where you're headed when RuPaul is done with you. 1049 00:40:29,103 --> 00:40:30,827 [laughter] 1050 00:40:30,896 --> 00:40:32,689 I want to thank everybody so much. 1051 00:40:32,758 --> 00:40:34,896 This has been the roast of the crypt keeper, everybody. 1052 00:40:34,965 --> 00:40:37,241 I'm headed back to my crypt now. 1053 00:40:37,310 --> 00:40:38,724 Thank you all so very much 1054 00:40:38,793 --> 00:40:40,517 and good night, good night everybody. 1055 00:40:40,586 --> 00:40:41,551 [cheers and applause] Oh, thank you. 1056 00:40:41,620 --> 00:40:43,379 Oh, grow up. Oh, come on. 1057 00:40:43,448 --> 00:40:45,000 Oh, shut up. 1058 00:40:45,068 --> 00:40:46,965 Oh, thank you. 1059 00:40:48,344 --> 00:40:49,655 - But wait. 1060 00:40:49,724 --> 00:40:52,241 Carson, there's one more queen... 1061 00:40:52,310 --> 00:40:54,655 - Oh. - That wants to say hello. 1062 00:40:54,724 --> 00:40:57,103 From "Secret Celebrity Drag Race," 1063 00:40:57,172 --> 00:40:59,655 it's your number one fan, Jackie Would. 1064 00:40:59,724 --> 00:41:01,482 - Oh, my God. 1065 00:41:01,551 --> 00:41:05,172 [cheers and applause] 1066 00:41:06,758 --> 00:41:08,275 - Hello darlings, hello darlings. 1067 00:41:08,344 --> 00:41:10,103 - Gorgeous. - There she is. 1068 00:41:10,172 --> 00:41:11,379 - I know what you're thinking. 1069 00:41:11,448 --> 00:41:13,862 Who is this vision in floral? 1070 00:41:13,931 --> 00:41:19,103 Well, yes, underneath all of this glamour and this artistry 1071 00:41:19,172 --> 00:41:21,413 is an interior designer named Thom Filicia. 1072 00:41:21,482 --> 00:41:25,827 Yes, Carson Kressley's cohost on "Queer Eye." 1073 00:41:25,896 --> 00:41:28,413 I want to start by saying I am not 1074 00:41:28,482 --> 00:41:30,000 going to piss all over you, Carson. 1075 00:41:30,068 --> 00:41:32,275 I'm going to leave that to the hookers in Palm Springs. 1076 00:41:32,344 --> 00:41:34,620 [laughter] 1077 00:41:34,689 --> 00:41:37,344 And Carson, when we were first filming the original 1078 00:41:37,413 --> 00:41:41,551 "Queer Eye," he came out the night before our first episode 1079 00:41:41,620 --> 00:41:42,965 and he was really nervous about it. 1080 00:41:43,034 --> 00:41:44,689 He was like, I'm going to come out to my parents. 1081 00:41:44,758 --> 00:41:47,241 I was like, that's like ice coming out as cold 1082 00:41:47,310 --> 00:41:49,793 or grass coming out as green 1083 00:41:49,862 --> 00:41:52,206 or Michelle Visage coming out as a cheap slut. 1084 00:41:52,275 --> 00:41:54,206 These are things we know, people. 1085 00:41:54,275 --> 00:41:55,758 These are things we know. 1086 00:41:55,827 --> 00:41:58,482 As you know, Carson competed on "Dancing With the Stars." 1087 00:41:58,551 --> 00:42:02,275 Though I do think the words "dancing" and "stars" 1088 00:42:02,344 --> 00:42:04,448 were used very loosely. 1089 00:42:04,517 --> 00:42:06,034 Very loosely. 1090 00:42:06,103 --> 00:42:09,206 And when we were on "Queer Eye," our theme song was 1091 00:42:09,275 --> 00:42:11,241 "All Things Just Keep Getting Better." 1092 00:42:11,310 --> 00:42:14,620 And when I look at your career, Carson, I just think, do they? 1093 00:42:14,689 --> 00:42:17,172 [laughter] 1094 00:42:17,241 --> 00:42:19,793 I'd just like to say thank you, good night, 1095 00:42:19,862 --> 00:42:21,655 and we love you, Carson. - Aww. 1096 00:42:21,724 --> 00:42:23,310 - Muah. We love you. 1097 00:42:23,379 --> 00:42:25,758 [cheers and applause] 1098 00:42:25,827 --> 00:42:30,896 ♪ ♪ 1099 00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,931 [dramatic music] 1100 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,413 - ♪ Nobody here ever seen her before ♪ 1101 00:42:35,482 --> 00:42:38,931 - Category is snow bunny. 1102 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,137 Up first, Alexis Michelle. 1103 00:42:42,206 --> 00:42:43,344 - ♪ Who is she ♪ 1104 00:42:43,413 --> 00:42:46,586 - Ladies and gentleman, anti-freeze. 1105 00:42:46,655 --> 00:42:50,793 - My snow bunny is a girl who's away for the weekend. 1106 00:42:50,862 --> 00:42:53,206 Definitely isn't going to put on a pair of skis. 1107 00:42:53,275 --> 00:42:55,758 But she loves the hot tub. 1108 00:42:55,827 --> 00:42:58,482 - She's vacationing in the Swish Alps. 1109 00:42:58,551 --> 00:43:00,448 - She's packing, as they say. 1110 00:43:00,517 --> 00:43:04,103 - I'm serving cutesy girl with a touch of prostitute. 1111 00:43:04,172 --> 00:43:06,000 So you know, on brand. 1112 00:43:06,068 --> 00:43:08,586 And I've got all the panties I need in this bag. 1113 00:43:08,655 --> 00:43:09,827 - Is that a ball in your train, 1114 00:43:09,896 --> 00:43:12,068 or are you just happy to see us? 1115 00:43:12,137 --> 00:43:14,689 - Cindy Lou, who is she? 1116 00:43:14,758 --> 00:43:15,862 - Snowbody knows, Ru. 1117 00:43:15,931 --> 00:43:18,448 - [laughs] 1118 00:43:18,517 --> 00:43:20,034 Jessica Wild. 1119 00:43:20,103 --> 00:43:22,931 Oh, she's giving me nookie of the North. 1120 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:27,172 - I'm ready to hit the slopes in my beautiful blue coat. 1121 00:43:27,241 --> 00:43:29,689 This winter is so cold, 1122 00:43:29,758 --> 00:43:32,000 no matter that I'm hot inside. 1123 00:43:32,068 --> 00:43:35,310 - Doctor She-vago. 1124 00:43:35,379 --> 00:43:37,862 - She put the ho in Tahoe. 1125 00:43:37,931 --> 00:43:39,758 - Soy muy caliente, 1126 00:43:39,827 --> 00:43:43,172 but I'm ready to cuddle up beside the fire. 1127 00:43:43,241 --> 00:43:45,379 - I like the goggles, but I'd like to see the poles too. 1128 00:43:45,448 --> 00:43:46,965 - [laughs] 1129 00:43:47,034 --> 00:43:48,931 - Honey, it's all downhill from here. 1130 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,724 [laughter] 1131 00:43:50,793 --> 00:43:53,103 - What a flake. 1132 00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:54,379 - Kandy Muse. 1133 00:43:54,448 --> 00:43:57,551 - Baby, it's snow bunny time. 1134 00:43:57,620 --> 00:44:01,551 I am giving you a three piece covered in crystal moment. 1135 00:44:01,620 --> 00:44:03,344 - Hi...pothermia. 1136 00:44:03,413 --> 00:44:05,068 [laughter] 1137 00:44:05,137 --> 00:44:06,551 - Bitch, I'm ice style. 1138 00:44:06,620 --> 00:44:09,206 These diamonds are keeping me frozen, bitch. 1139 00:44:09,275 --> 00:44:11,448 Bling bling. [laughs] 1140 00:44:11,517 --> 00:44:13,793 - Oh, that's what I call a ski bum. 1141 00:44:13,862 --> 00:44:15,103 - ♪ Who is she ♪ 1142 00:44:15,172 --> 00:44:17,620 - Now this is why the polar caps are melting. 1143 00:44:17,689 --> 00:44:18,862 - Ooh! 1144 00:44:18,931 --> 00:44:21,137 - Oh, my gosh, look at that ass-pen. 1145 00:44:21,206 --> 00:44:24,448 - Where has that ass-been? 1146 00:44:24,517 --> 00:44:26,068 - You know how she keeps her wig on? 1147 00:44:26,137 --> 00:44:27,379 - How? - Igloo. 1148 00:44:27,448 --> 00:44:29,965 [laughter] 1149 00:44:30,034 --> 00:44:32,137 Up next, Jimbo. 1150 00:44:32,206 --> 00:44:36,827 - I am wearing a stripped cock feather extravaganza. 1151 00:44:36,896 --> 00:44:39,620 I am tucked and plucked and feeling fabulous. 1152 00:44:39,689 --> 00:44:41,172 - It's Joey Featherton. 1153 00:44:41,241 --> 00:44:44,275 - [laughs] 1154 00:44:44,344 --> 00:44:47,448 - It's like a down jacket in reverse. 1155 00:44:47,517 --> 00:44:50,655 - You know, I'm from Canada, and we love our snow. 1156 00:44:50,724 --> 00:44:53,000 So I am repping for all the snowballs 1157 00:44:53,068 --> 00:44:54,620 that get tossed around. 1158 00:44:54,689 --> 00:44:57,275 Who doesn't like a good, heavy set of snowballs? 1159 00:44:57,344 --> 00:44:59,103 - Go tell it on her mountains. 1160 00:44:59,172 --> 00:45:03,103 - You know, I always say chicken doesn't freeze well. 1161 00:45:03,172 --> 00:45:05,379 - Well, she clearly doesn't give a flock. 1162 00:45:05,448 --> 00:45:07,137 [laughter] 1163 00:45:07,206 --> 00:45:09,448 - ♪ Who is she ♪ 1164 00:45:09,517 --> 00:45:12,103 ♪ Who is she ♪ 1165 00:45:12,172 --> 00:45:13,413 [laughs] [ding] 1166 00:45:16,620 --> 00:45:18,827 - [laughs] 1167 00:45:18,896 --> 00:45:20,482 Welcome, queens, 1168 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:24,103 and say hello to our extra special guest judge, 1169 00:45:24,172 --> 00:45:26,655 Thom Filicia. - Hi. 1170 00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:29,551 - AKA, Jackie Would. 1171 00:45:29,620 --> 00:45:31,586 - Thom, if you ever end up in New York City... 1172 00:45:31,655 --> 00:45:33,068 [laughter] 1173 00:45:33,137 --> 00:45:35,689 Call me. 1174 00:45:35,758 --> 00:45:37,724 - Now it's time for the judges' critiques. 1175 00:45:37,793 --> 00:45:41,172 Starting with Alexis Michelle. 1176 00:45:41,241 --> 00:45:44,103 - Alexis, I think going first is very difficult. 1177 00:45:44,172 --> 00:45:46,034 It can sometimes hurt somebody because 1178 00:45:46,103 --> 00:45:47,689 you do have to warm up the audience. 1179 00:45:47,758 --> 00:45:48,965 You had some great jokes. 1180 00:45:49,034 --> 00:45:50,724 You were just mean enough for a roast. 1181 00:45:50,793 --> 00:45:53,965 - Kandy, you should probably stay here at Drag Race forever, 1182 00:45:54,034 --> 00:45:55,206 because you have a face 1183 00:45:55,275 --> 00:45:58,103 that only our mom, RuPaul, could love. 1184 00:45:58,172 --> 00:45:59,413 - It was still fun and light, 1185 00:45:59,482 --> 00:46:01,034 but I think it also maybe needed 1186 00:46:01,103 --> 00:46:04,137 more of a point of view to come out there with guns blazing. 1187 00:46:04,206 --> 00:46:06,275 - You got laughs. You were funny. 1188 00:46:06,344 --> 00:46:09,931 But the laughs were minimal as it went on comparatively. 1189 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,068 And all we can do really is compare at this point. 1190 00:46:13,137 --> 00:46:14,827 - You were fantastic. 1191 00:46:14,896 --> 00:46:16,931 Just you didn't have as many laughs as the other girls. 1192 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,068 - But throughout this competition, 1193 00:46:19,137 --> 00:46:22,137 the changes that you've made to get better and stronger 1194 00:46:22,206 --> 00:46:24,103 have been very, very apparent. 1195 00:46:24,172 --> 00:46:26,137 This look tonight, this is beautiful. 1196 00:46:26,206 --> 00:46:29,034 This is a different hair. You've never done this before. 1197 00:46:29,103 --> 00:46:32,206 It's just so refreshing to see you exploring. 1198 00:46:32,275 --> 00:46:35,758 - And I love any girl who has the optimism 1199 00:46:35,827 --> 00:46:38,758 of traveling with overnight bags because that's just saying 1200 00:46:38,827 --> 00:46:40,103 I'm pretty sure I'm going to hook up. 1201 00:46:40,172 --> 00:46:41,551 - [laughs] 1202 00:46:41,620 --> 00:46:43,551 - Up next, Jessica Wild. 1203 00:46:43,620 --> 00:46:44,862 - Hi. 1204 00:46:44,931 --> 00:46:47,206 - Now, that is how you do a roast. 1205 00:46:47,275 --> 00:46:49,379 You walk on the stage with confidence 1206 00:46:49,448 --> 00:46:52,241 and lean into all of your own natural personality. 1207 00:46:52,310 --> 00:46:57,068 - I think Carson's drag name should be Sparky's Visage. 1208 00:46:57,137 --> 00:46:58,310 - Yes. 1209 00:46:58,379 --> 00:47:01,931 - In honor of his two favorite animals. 1210 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,482 - You just were zinging them left and right. 1211 00:47:04,551 --> 00:47:07,000 And when you made fun of us, 1212 00:47:07,068 --> 00:47:09,379 it went over really, really well. 1213 00:47:09,448 --> 00:47:11,517 - This look I love. 1214 00:47:11,586 --> 00:47:12,896 I love the glamour of it. 1215 00:47:12,965 --> 00:47:15,655 It's almost like a 1940s movie wardrobe 1216 00:47:15,724 --> 00:47:18,379 that someone would waltz into the chalet in. 1217 00:47:18,448 --> 00:47:19,758 - And what I love about the look 1218 00:47:19,827 --> 00:47:21,793 is that you have this kind of glamorous cape. 1219 00:47:21,862 --> 00:47:24,137 But really underneath is a ski onesie 1220 00:47:24,206 --> 00:47:26,241 that you could actually pull off on the slopes. 1221 00:47:26,310 --> 00:47:28,379 Really, really just top notch. 1222 00:47:28,448 --> 00:47:30,931 - You know, it's been so exciting to watch you 1223 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,620 evolve over all these years. 1224 00:47:32,689 --> 00:47:35,482 The looks that you've given, the confidence you have, 1225 00:47:35,551 --> 00:47:38,655 and you're so funny, but you're never the butt of the joke. 1226 00:47:38,724 --> 00:47:40,620 You are in charge of the joke. 1227 00:47:40,689 --> 00:47:42,379 You should be very proud of yourself. 1228 00:47:42,448 --> 00:47:43,517 - Thank you. 1229 00:47:43,586 --> 00:47:45,965 - Up next, Kandy Muse. 1230 00:47:46,034 --> 00:47:48,068 - What is the tea, honeybee? 1231 00:47:48,137 --> 00:47:50,241 - [laughs] 1232 00:47:50,310 --> 00:47:53,724 - I gave you one note and the note was 1233 00:47:53,793 --> 00:47:56,655 enunciate and slow it down. 1234 00:47:56,724 --> 00:47:58,000 I thought you did a good job, 1235 00:47:58,068 --> 00:47:59,620 a better job with the enunciation. 1236 00:47:59,689 --> 00:48:02,137 Now, you weren't letting the room breathe. 1237 00:48:02,206 --> 00:48:05,034 So what was happening is as people were laughing 1238 00:48:05,103 --> 00:48:08,103 and you carried on, we couldn't hear setups to other things. 1239 00:48:08,172 --> 00:48:10,241 So I kind of felt you going, OK, if they didn't laugh, 1240 00:48:10,310 --> 00:48:12,517 you were on to the next one, which you should be. 1241 00:48:12,586 --> 00:48:15,000 But I saw you spinning a little bit. 1242 00:48:15,068 --> 00:48:19,241 - You literally command a room and an audience. 1243 00:48:19,310 --> 00:48:21,758 - Jimbo, your drag does look very expensive. 1244 00:48:21,827 --> 00:48:23,965 But by the looks of those lip syncs, 1245 00:48:24,034 --> 00:48:25,551 clearly money can't buy you talent. 1246 00:48:25,620 --> 00:48:27,448 - Ooh. - And if a joke didn't work... 1247 00:48:27,517 --> 00:48:29,172 - Ooh, it's a roast, bitch. It's a roast. 1248 00:48:29,241 --> 00:48:31,689 - You told them you were the boss of this room. 1249 00:48:31,758 --> 00:48:34,689 - Tonight, this is so you, Kandy. 1250 00:48:34,758 --> 00:48:36,482 What I love the most is you're going, 1251 00:48:36,551 --> 00:48:38,344 bitch, I'm going to wear a moon boot 1252 00:48:38,413 --> 00:48:39,931 and you stoned the hell out of it. 1253 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,448 I mean, I love it. 1254 00:48:41,517 --> 00:48:44,758 - You're like this naughty baby doll goes to Telluride. 1255 00:48:44,827 --> 00:48:46,310 It's sort of like don't come a-knocking 1256 00:48:46,379 --> 00:48:48,034 when this gondola starts rocking. 1257 00:48:48,103 --> 00:48:49,862 - I love that bikini that's connected 1258 00:48:49,931 --> 00:48:52,034 to your cummerbund style corset. 1259 00:48:52,103 --> 00:48:53,310 It's like a little drawbridge. 1260 00:48:53,379 --> 00:48:55,000 You just unhook it, let down the drawbridge, 1261 00:48:55,068 --> 00:48:56,586 and the party starts. 1262 00:48:56,655 --> 00:48:58,965 [laughter] 1263 00:48:59,034 --> 00:49:00,724 - Up next, Jimbo. 1264 00:49:00,793 --> 00:49:02,310 - Hey. - Hi. 1265 00:49:02,379 --> 00:49:03,689 - Hi. 1266 00:49:03,758 --> 00:49:06,206 - So Jimbo, you rolled the dice and took a big risk 1267 00:49:06,275 --> 00:49:10,724 by doing a set as one of the greatest comics 1268 00:49:10,793 --> 00:49:13,068 to ever walk the face of the Earth. 1269 00:49:13,137 --> 00:49:15,068 - The moment you walked out I thought, oh, no, 1270 00:49:15,137 --> 00:49:18,758 she is not doing a roast as Joan Rivers. 1271 00:49:18,827 --> 00:49:21,620 But you embodied her spirit. 1272 00:49:21,689 --> 00:49:25,517 - It was a huge, huge payoff. 1273 00:49:25,586 --> 00:49:27,034 - Yes. 1274 00:49:27,103 --> 00:49:28,965 - We almost felt like we had her back for a minute. 1275 00:49:29,034 --> 00:49:30,275 - Thank you. 1276 00:49:30,344 --> 00:49:32,827 - The point you were on stage, I was backstage. 1277 00:49:32,896 --> 00:49:34,931 And I'm thinking that Joan Rivers 1278 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,206 is actually in the studio. 1279 00:49:37,275 --> 00:49:39,793 I could not believe what I was hearing. 1280 00:49:39,862 --> 00:49:42,206 - [as Joan] Can we talk? - [as Joan] Yes, let's talk. 1281 00:49:42,275 --> 00:49:44,517 - This I love. This is like a snow squall. 1282 00:49:44,586 --> 00:49:46,103 Because when you're on the runway, 1283 00:49:46,172 --> 00:49:49,068 it's moving like a quick snowstorm. 1284 00:49:49,137 --> 00:49:51,206 You have that Hunger Games fantastical hair 1285 00:49:51,275 --> 00:49:52,655 with stones in it. 1286 00:49:52,724 --> 00:49:55,206 It's cool, it's modern, it's fantastic drag. 1287 00:49:55,275 --> 00:49:56,551 - Thank you. 1288 00:49:56,620 --> 00:49:58,758 - This outfit, beyond gorgeous. 1289 00:49:58,827 --> 00:50:00,586 And you were so funny. 1290 00:50:00,655 --> 00:50:03,206 The Joan Rivers legacy lives on through you 1291 00:50:03,275 --> 00:50:05,655 and through all of us through our laughter. 1292 00:50:05,724 --> 00:50:07,896 Tonight's roast was an honor to watch. 1293 00:50:07,965 --> 00:50:10,241 You were so funny. 1294 00:50:10,310 --> 00:50:11,551 - Thank you. 1295 00:50:11,620 --> 00:50:14,275 [as Joan] Thank you so much, I should say. 1296 00:50:14,344 --> 00:50:17,000 - Well, thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough. 1297 00:50:17,068 --> 00:50:19,896 We've reached that point in the competition 1298 00:50:19,965 --> 00:50:22,620 where you're either the top All Star of the week 1299 00:50:22,689 --> 00:50:24,965 or you are in the bottom. 1300 00:50:25,034 --> 00:50:28,103 [tense music] 1301 00:50:28,172 --> 00:50:31,275 - [speaks Spanish] 1302 00:50:32,379 --> 00:50:35,586 - Ladies, based on the judges' critiques, 1303 00:50:35,655 --> 00:50:38,000 I've made some decisions. 1304 00:50:38,068 --> 00:50:41,655 ♪ ♪ 1305 00:50:41,724 --> 00:50:44,862 Jimbo, condragulations. 1306 00:50:44,931 --> 00:50:47,551 You're the top All Star of the week. 1307 00:50:47,620 --> 00:50:48,931 - Oh, my goodness gracious. 1308 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,620 I'm so, so grateful. 1309 00:50:50,689 --> 00:50:51,965 [laughter] 1310 00:50:52,034 --> 00:50:55,344 - You've won a cash prize of $5,000. 1311 00:50:55,413 --> 00:50:56,724 - Thank you. 1312 00:50:56,793 --> 00:50:58,965 - Alexis, 1313 00:50:59,034 --> 00:51:00,793 Jessica, 1314 00:51:00,862 --> 00:51:03,103 Kandy. 1315 00:51:03,172 --> 00:51:04,517 I'm sorry, my dears, 1316 00:51:04,586 --> 00:51:07,862 but you are the bottom All Stars of the week. 1317 00:51:07,931 --> 00:51:09,379 Thank you, All Stars. 1318 00:51:09,448 --> 00:51:13,275 Delicious House Of Love canned cocktails and mocktails 1319 00:51:13,344 --> 00:51:16,793 are chilled and waiting for you in the Werk Room. 1320 00:51:16,862 --> 00:51:18,620 Everybody say love. 1321 00:51:18,689 --> 00:51:20,655 all: Love. 1322 00:51:20,724 --> 00:51:23,379 - You may leave the stage. 1323 00:51:23,448 --> 00:51:25,344 - So there's one top and three bottoms, 1324 00:51:25,413 --> 00:51:28,758 which ordinarily would be a good time, but not on tonight. 1325 00:51:28,827 --> 00:51:30,482 This is tough. 1326 00:51:30,551 --> 00:51:32,655 - I know I'm in the bottom three, 1327 00:51:32,724 --> 00:51:34,620 but I had a good critiques 1328 00:51:34,689 --> 00:51:37,206 and I hope these bitches doesn't pick my lipstick, 1329 00:51:37,275 --> 00:51:38,827 because I don't deserve it. 1330 00:51:38,896 --> 00:51:41,413 But I know anything can happen. 1331 00:51:41,482 --> 00:51:45,344 - I'm in the bottom three and, baby, it's a scary feeling. 1332 00:51:45,413 --> 00:51:48,034 At this point, I hope I can count on 1333 00:51:48,103 --> 00:51:49,793 my alliance with Jimbo 1334 00:51:49,862 --> 00:51:53,310 and my strategy with the group will save me. 1335 00:51:56,586 --> 00:51:59,517 [dramatic music] 1336 00:51:59,586 --> 00:52:06,275 ♪ ♪ 1337 00:52:07,448 --> 00:52:11,379 - Baby, this one is not easy 1338 00:52:11,448 --> 00:52:13,241 because both of these girls, 1339 00:52:13,310 --> 00:52:15,758 they are sickening and they deserve 1340 00:52:15,827 --> 00:52:17,793 to be in the top three. 1341 00:52:17,862 --> 00:52:19,758 So I'm going to make my decision 1342 00:52:19,827 --> 00:52:22,137 based on the judges' critiques. 1343 00:52:22,206 --> 00:52:24,689 You are the best. Te amo. 1344 00:52:27,931 --> 00:52:29,896 - Kandy and I had a discussion last week 1345 00:52:29,965 --> 00:52:32,586 and made an agreement to look out for each other. 1346 00:52:32,655 --> 00:52:34,206 This one hurts the most. 1347 00:52:34,275 --> 00:52:37,724 I hope I can count on Kandy to stay good on our agreement. 1348 00:52:37,793 --> 00:52:39,827 I told her I'm a woman of my word 1349 00:52:39,896 --> 00:52:42,655 and I hope she will be one of hers too. 1350 00:52:44,586 --> 00:52:48,655 - Look, I made a pact with Alexis to keep my ass here. 1351 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,000 But bitch, some of the choices she's made in this game 1352 00:52:53,068 --> 00:52:57,034 make me feel like I can't trust you. 1353 00:52:57,103 --> 00:53:01,068 So right now my vote is solely based on 1354 00:53:01,137 --> 00:53:03,827 how well are you doing in the competition. 1355 00:53:07,551 --> 00:53:11,586 ♪ ♪ 1356 00:53:11,655 --> 00:53:13,206 [smooches] 1357 00:53:13,275 --> 00:53:20,275 ♪ ♪ 1358 00:53:23,344 --> 00:53:25,344 - Oh, look, it's a box with my name on it. 1359 00:53:25,413 --> 00:53:28,068 Maybe it's a new puppy. 1360 00:53:29,344 --> 00:53:31,620 [laughs] Oh, wow. 1361 00:53:31,689 --> 00:53:32,793 Hm. 1362 00:53:32,862 --> 00:53:34,517 What should I do? 1363 00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:36,241 Why don't I just pick them all? 1364 00:53:36,310 --> 00:53:38,034 [laughs] 1365 00:53:38,103 --> 00:53:40,000 That would be fun. 1366 00:53:40,068 --> 00:53:42,206 All right, Jimbo, stop playing around. 1367 00:53:42,275 --> 00:53:44,172 This is serious. 1368 00:53:44,241 --> 00:53:46,896 I've had an alliance with Kandy this whole time 1369 00:53:46,965 --> 00:53:49,586 and now is the time to save her. 1370 00:53:49,655 --> 00:53:53,862 But sometimes I think Kandy is here for Kandy, period. 1371 00:53:53,931 --> 00:53:56,724 And I wonder if role was reversed, 1372 00:53:56,793 --> 00:53:59,034 would you look out for me? 1373 00:53:59,103 --> 00:54:02,103 ♪ ♪ 1374 00:54:02,172 --> 00:54:03,517 - [laughs] [ding] 1375 00:54:06,620 --> 00:54:08,655 - [laughs] 1376 00:54:08,724 --> 00:54:10,103 Welcome back. 1377 00:54:10,172 --> 00:54:13,965 Jimbo, you've never looked more beautiful. 1378 00:54:14,034 --> 00:54:15,482 - Oh, wow. 1379 00:54:15,551 --> 00:54:17,310 I've been waiting for a while to hear you say that. 1380 00:54:17,379 --> 00:54:19,413 [laughter] 1381 00:54:19,482 --> 00:54:22,241 - Are you ready to meet your opponent? 1382 00:54:22,310 --> 00:54:23,551 - Yeah? 1383 00:54:23,620 --> 00:54:26,379 - [laughs] 1384 00:54:26,448 --> 00:54:28,137 - It's time to present 1385 00:54:28,206 --> 00:54:31,724 this week's Lip Sync Assassin. 1386 00:54:31,793 --> 00:54:32,965 [dramatic music] 1387 00:54:33,034 --> 00:54:34,103 - Oh. 1388 00:54:34,172 --> 00:54:35,689 - Girl, is that Violet Chachki? 1389 00:54:35,758 --> 00:54:37,068 - Oh, Christ. 1390 00:54:37,137 --> 00:54:38,862 - [echoing] Ruveal yourself. 1391 00:54:38,931 --> 00:54:41,862 ♪ ♪ 1392 00:54:41,931 --> 00:54:43,275 - It's a giant. 1393 00:54:43,344 --> 00:54:45,517 [laughter] 1394 00:54:45,586 --> 00:54:47,482 - Come on, leopard print. 1395 00:54:49,931 --> 00:54:52,551 - It's the corpse of the hound, baby. 1396 00:54:52,620 --> 00:54:54,896 [all cackling and cheering] 1397 00:54:54,965 --> 00:54:57,482 - It's Shea Couleé! 1398 00:54:57,551 --> 00:55:00,931 - Lip Sync Assassin. 1399 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,310 Silky is a real Lip Sync Assassin. 1400 00:55:03,379 --> 00:55:06,137 She killed on "All Stars" season six. 1401 00:55:06,206 --> 00:55:09,137 So I'm pretty sure Jimbo is like, fuck. 1402 00:55:09,206 --> 00:55:11,620 - Welcome back, Silky Nutmeg Ganache. 1403 00:55:11,689 --> 00:55:13,448 - Thank you for having me, Mama Ru. 1404 00:55:13,517 --> 00:55:14,793 - Are you ready to slay? 1405 00:55:14,862 --> 00:55:16,482 - You want me to go light or easy, baby? 1406 00:55:16,551 --> 00:55:18,137 - Would you mind going quite light on me? 1407 00:55:18,206 --> 00:55:20,931 I've had quite a tough time here winning these. 1408 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,172 - It's just about to get tougher. 1409 00:55:22,241 --> 00:55:24,620 - Ooh. - Ooh. 1410 00:55:24,689 --> 00:55:28,137 - Two queens stand before me. 1411 00:55:28,206 --> 00:55:31,241 Ladies, Silky holds the lipstick 1412 00:55:31,310 --> 00:55:35,586 of the queen that the group has voted to send home. 1413 00:55:35,655 --> 00:55:41,724 If Silky wins, the queen on her lipstick gets the chop. 1414 00:55:41,793 --> 00:55:46,206 Jimbo, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000. 1415 00:55:46,275 --> 00:55:47,551 - Oh, wow. 1416 00:55:47,620 --> 00:55:49,482 - And earn the power 1417 00:55:49,551 --> 00:55:52,620 to give one of the bottom queens the chop. 1418 00:55:52,689 --> 00:55:54,034 ♪ ♪ 1419 00:55:54,103 --> 00:55:57,965 The time has come for you to lip sync for... 1420 00:55:58,034 --> 00:56:00,275 [whispering, echoing] Your legacy. 1421 00:56:00,344 --> 00:56:02,137 ♪ ♪ 1422 00:56:02,206 --> 00:56:04,103 Good luck, 1423 00:56:04,172 --> 00:56:08,241 and don't fuck it up. 1424 00:56:08,310 --> 00:56:11,137 - ♪ Freak-a-zoids, robots ♪ 1425 00:56:11,206 --> 00:56:14,413 ♪ Please report to the dance floor ♪ 1426 00:56:14,482 --> 00:56:18,517 ♪ ♪ 1427 00:56:18,586 --> 00:56:21,793 ♪ Z-O-I-D-S ♪ 1428 00:56:21,862 --> 00:56:24,931 ♪ Z-O-I-D-S ♪ 1429 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,551 ♪ Freak-a-zoid ♪ 1430 00:56:26,620 --> 00:56:29,827 ♪ Z-O-I-D-S ♪ 1431 00:56:29,896 --> 00:56:33,275 ♪ Z-O-I-D-S ♪ 1432 00:56:33,344 --> 00:56:34,724 ♪ Rock baby ♪ 1433 00:56:34,793 --> 00:56:36,448 ♪ I'll be your freak-a-zoid ♪ 1434 00:56:36,517 --> 00:56:39,137 ♪ Come on and wind me up ♪ 1435 00:56:39,206 --> 00:56:41,896 ♪ No tears, babe ♪ 1436 00:56:41,965 --> 00:56:44,310 ♪ I'll be your freak-a-zoid ♪ 1437 00:56:44,379 --> 00:56:46,344 ♪ Come on and wind me up ♪ 1438 00:56:46,413 --> 00:56:49,310 - [laughs] 1439 00:56:49,379 --> 00:56:50,965 Oh. 1440 00:56:51,034 --> 00:56:53,689 - ♪ Shake your body like you just don't care ♪ 1441 00:56:53,758 --> 00:56:57,379 ♪ I said I'll be your freak-a-zoid if you dare ♪ 1442 00:56:57,448 --> 00:57:00,827 ♪ I said shake your body like you just don't care ♪ 1443 00:57:00,896 --> 00:57:06,103 ♪ I said I'll be your freak-a-zoid if you dare ♪ 1444 00:57:06,172 --> 00:57:07,586 ♪ Baby come here ♪ 1445 00:57:07,655 --> 00:57:09,862 ♪ Let me satisfy you ♪ 1446 00:57:09,931 --> 00:57:13,620 ♪ I know just what you need ♪ 1447 00:57:13,689 --> 00:57:15,241 ♪ I never get tired ♪ 1448 00:57:15,310 --> 00:57:17,413 - Ah! - ♪ I'm rechargeable ♪ 1449 00:57:17,482 --> 00:57:21,517 ♪ My senses are ready to please, you see ♪ 1450 00:57:21,586 --> 00:57:24,241 [all shouting] ♪ I'll be your freak-a-zoid ♪ 1451 00:57:24,310 --> 00:57:26,034 ♪ Come on and wind me up ♪ 1452 00:57:26,103 --> 00:57:27,448 - Oh, you hungry, mama? 1453 00:57:27,517 --> 00:57:29,241 [laughs] 1454 00:57:29,310 --> 00:57:31,241 - ♪ I'll be your freak-a-zoid ♪ 1455 00:57:31,310 --> 00:57:33,206 ♪ Come on and wind me up ♪ 1456 00:57:33,275 --> 00:57:37,206 ♪ ♪ 1457 00:57:37,275 --> 00:57:40,206 [vocalizing, stuttering] 1458 00:57:40,275 --> 00:57:43,344 ♪ ♪ 1459 00:57:43,413 --> 00:57:45,448 - Yes, Jimbo! 1460 00:57:45,517 --> 00:57:47,206 - ♪ I'll be your freak-a-zoid ♪ 1461 00:57:47,275 --> 00:57:50,034 ♪ Come on and wind me up ♪ 1462 00:57:50,103 --> 00:57:52,965 ♪ No tears, babe ♪ 1463 00:57:53,034 --> 00:57:55,000 ♪ I'll be your freak-a-zoid ♪ 1464 00:57:55,068 --> 00:57:57,137 ♪ Come on and wind me up ♪ 1465 00:57:57,206 --> 00:57:59,413 ♪ ♪ 1466 00:57:59,482 --> 00:58:02,310 - Jimbo! 1467 00:58:02,379 --> 00:58:05,034 [cheers and applause] 1468 00:58:05,103 --> 00:58:07,172 - Brava. 1469 00:58:07,241 --> 00:58:09,896 - Oh, bravo, bravo. 1470 00:58:09,965 --> 00:58:12,862 [laughter] 1471 00:58:12,931 --> 00:58:15,103 - I've made my decision. 1472 00:58:15,172 --> 00:58:18,103 [dramatic music] 1473 00:58:18,172 --> 00:58:22,344 ♪ ♪ 1474 00:58:22,413 --> 00:58:24,206 Jimbo. - What? 1475 00:58:24,275 --> 00:58:27,344 - Condragulations, you're a winner, baby. 1476 00:58:27,413 --> 00:58:30,586 [cheers and applause] 1477 00:58:30,655 --> 00:58:32,448 - Yoo-hoo! 1478 00:58:32,517 --> 00:58:34,344 Yes, finally. 1479 00:58:34,413 --> 00:58:38,310 - You have finally won a cash tip of $10,000. 1480 00:58:38,379 --> 00:58:39,551 - Yes. 1481 00:58:39,620 --> 00:58:42,137 - That's going to be so much bologna. 1482 00:58:42,206 --> 00:58:43,931 - Silky Nutmeg Ganache, 1483 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:47,655 your pussy remains an eternal flame. 1484 00:58:47,724 --> 00:58:49,862 [laughter] - Thank you. 1485 00:58:49,931 --> 00:58:51,965 - Please step to the back of the stage. 1486 00:58:52,034 --> 00:58:53,137 - Bitch, this is going down in history. 1487 00:58:53,206 --> 00:58:54,137 I lost to Jimbo. 1488 00:58:54,206 --> 00:58:56,862 [laughter] 1489 00:58:56,931 --> 00:59:01,413 - Now will the bottom queens please step forward? 1490 00:59:01,482 --> 00:59:06,448 ♪ ♪ 1491 00:59:06,517 --> 00:59:10,379 Jessica, Alexis, Kandy. 1492 00:59:10,448 --> 00:59:12,379 Whoever gets the chop tonight 1493 00:59:12,448 --> 00:59:17,206 will be immediately entered into the online Fame Games. 1494 00:59:17,275 --> 00:59:19,103 Jimbo. - Yeah. 1495 00:59:19,172 --> 00:59:23,034 - With great power comes great responsibility. 1496 00:59:23,103 --> 00:59:27,137 Which queen have you chosen to get the chop? 1497 00:59:27,206 --> 00:59:30,517 - This decision was very difficult 1498 00:59:30,586 --> 00:59:32,206 because I love this person. 1499 00:59:32,275 --> 00:59:34,379 But I had to go on what the judges said 1500 00:59:34,448 --> 00:59:35,655 and the track record. 1501 00:59:35,724 --> 00:59:39,344 So the sister I'm sending home is... 1502 00:59:39,413 --> 00:59:42,344 ♪ ♪ 1503 00:59:42,413 --> 00:59:44,241 Alexis. 1504 00:59:44,310 --> 00:59:47,241 [soft music] 1505 00:59:47,310 --> 00:59:49,172 ♪ ♪ 1506 00:59:49,241 --> 00:59:53,758 - As it is written, so it shall be done. 1507 00:59:53,827 --> 00:59:55,620 Alexis Michelle, 1508 00:59:55,689 --> 00:59:59,896 you are and will always be an All Star. 1509 00:59:59,965 --> 01:00:01,862 You're leaving us tonight, 1510 01:00:01,931 --> 01:00:05,068 but the Fame Games have just begun. 1511 01:00:05,137 --> 01:00:08,620 Now sashay away. 1512 01:00:08,689 --> 01:00:11,482 - Thank you for letting me be a part of your family. 1513 01:00:11,551 --> 01:00:15,172 ♪ ♪ 1514 01:00:15,241 --> 01:00:18,103 Being eliminated, it feels like a gut punch. 1515 01:00:18,172 --> 01:00:20,724 When you've been giving something your all 1516 01:00:20,793 --> 01:00:23,931 and it gets ripped away, it's shocking. 1517 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,620 But I feel so proud, 1518 01:00:26,689 --> 01:00:28,793 because as far as the competition goes, 1519 01:00:28,862 --> 01:00:31,103 I left it all on the floor. 1520 01:00:31,172 --> 01:00:35,241 I used every muscle and talent that I have 1521 01:00:35,310 --> 01:00:37,379 and I did what I came here to do, 1522 01:00:37,448 --> 01:00:39,137 except snatch the crown. 1523 01:00:39,206 --> 01:00:41,758 - I'm just so sorry. 1524 01:00:41,827 --> 01:00:44,344 - But now it's time to set my sights 1525 01:00:44,413 --> 01:00:46,344 on the Queen of the Fame Games. 1526 01:00:46,413 --> 01:00:49,241 I've got my panties and I'm taking them with me. 1527 01:00:49,310 --> 01:00:50,655 [laughs] 1528 01:00:50,724 --> 01:00:53,655 [applause] - Love you, Alexis. 1529 01:00:53,724 --> 01:00:55,896 - Condragulations, All Stars. 1530 01:00:55,965 --> 01:00:58,000 And remember, if you can't love yourself, 1531 01:00:58,068 --> 01:00:59,724 how in the hell are you going to love somebody else? 1532 01:00:59,793 --> 01:01:01,413 Can I get an amen up in here? 1533 01:01:01,482 --> 01:01:02,655 all: Amen. 1534 01:01:02,724 --> 01:01:05,172 - All right, now let the music play. 1535 01:01:05,241 --> 01:01:08,275 - ♪ A little bit of love ♪ 1536 01:01:08,344 --> 01:01:10,655 ♪ Goes a long, long way ♪ 1537 01:01:10,724 --> 01:01:13,517 ♪ Lifting you up to a brighter day ♪ 1538 01:01:13,586 --> 01:01:15,758 ♪ A little bit of love ♪ 1539 01:01:15,827 --> 01:01:18,413 ♪ Goes a long, long way ♪ 1540 01:01:18,482 --> 01:01:20,862 ♪ Turn it around when you up and say ♪ 1541 01:01:20,931 --> 01:01:22,965 ♪ Everybody say love ♪ 1542 01:01:23,034 --> 01:01:26,551 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 1543 01:01:26,620 --> 01:01:28,172 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 1544 01:01:28,241 --> 01:01:30,862 ♪ Love, can you feel the love ♪ 1545 01:01:34,896 --> 01:01:35,931 - Next time on "All Stars"... 1546 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,241 - I remember that Alexis last week, 1547 01:01:38,310 --> 01:01:41,241 she told LaLa she was going to save her and didn't. 1548 01:01:41,310 --> 01:01:43,724 I'm not going to forget that. 1549 01:01:43,793 --> 01:01:45,931 - For this week's Maxi Challenge, 1550 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:49,724 you need to transform our lesbian sisters 1551 01:01:49,793 --> 01:01:52,310 into fabulous drag queens. 1552 01:01:52,379 --> 01:01:54,206 - [squeals] - Hello. 1553 01:01:54,275 --> 01:01:55,551 - Hi. 1554 01:01:55,620 --> 01:01:57,413 - Hello. 1555 01:01:57,482 --> 01:01:58,896 - Do you like it? 1556 01:01:58,965 --> 01:02:01,379 - Um... [laughs] 1557 01:02:01,448 --> 01:02:03,413 I'm not feeling the clown fantasy looks. 1558 01:02:03,482 --> 01:02:04,827 - You are kitty cat. 1559 01:02:04,896 --> 01:02:06,241 So be like... [moaning] 1560 01:02:06,310 --> 01:02:08,517 Meow, sexy. 1561 01:02:08,586 --> 01:02:09,793 My poor kitty. 1562 01:02:09,862 --> 01:02:12,310 My pussy is scared. 1563 01:02:13,517 --> 01:02:15,172 - [echoing] Ruveal yourself. 1564 01:02:15,241 --> 01:02:18,034 [dramatic music] 1565 01:02:18,103 --> 01:02:19,344 [laughs] 1566 01:02:23,172 --> 01:02:24,620 [RuPaul's "A Little Bit of Love"] 1567 01:02:24,689 --> 01:02:28,034 - ♪ A little bit of love goes a long, long way ♪ 1568 01:02:28,103 --> 01:02:30,896 ♪ Lifting you up to a brighter day ♪ 1569 01:02:30,965 --> 01:02:35,689 ♪ A little bit of love goes a long, long way ♪ 1570 01:02:35,758 --> 01:02:38,413 ♪ Turn it around when you up and say ♪ 1571 01:02:38,482 --> 01:02:40,137 ♪ Everybody say love ♪ 1572 01:02:40,206 --> 01:02:42,206 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 1573 01:02:42,275 --> 01:02:44,793 ♪ Can you feel the love? ♪