- ♪ MTV ♪
- Previously on "All Stars"...
- It's just the feeling of...
they're not seeing me.
I contemplated getting up and leaving.
- For this week's maxi challenge,
you need to create trailers
for a sickening scripted series.
[all cheering]
- Well, Heidi, how are you feeling now?
Because I know last week you were fed up.
Over it, bitch.
- I'm flustered at the moment by Kandy
because I'm in this alliance with Jimbo and Kandy
and we're supposed to be watching each other's backs.
Okay, baby, if y'all want to play this game,
baby, I'll spill all your motherfuckin' tea out here,
baby. - Ooh.
- I'll spill all the tea that's behind the scenes.
I have tea that will burn this competition down.
- [laughing]
- Did just hear that? - The ocean?
Yeah.
- No, voices.
- Your sketch was pleasant.
It wasn't the laugh riot that I know
that you kids can deliver.
Jaymes Mansfield, Darienne Lake,
Alexis Michelle,
you are the bottom All Stars of the week.
Jimbo, condragulations, you are the top All Star of the week.
- Yes.
- It's time to present this week's lip-sync assassin.
[all cheering]
Shannel, condragulations, you're a winner, baby.
Which queen has the group chosen to get the chop?
- Darienne.
- Darienne Lake, you're leaving us tonight,
but the Fame Games have just begun.
Now sashay away.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
- Yes. - Whoo!
- All right.
- Oh, my God. - Whoo!
- Another one for Jimbo.
[laughter]
Oh, my God.
Darienne Lake has gone home.
And I'm trying to look at the positive of the situation.
I did just lose a friend here, but I also finally
gained that closet space.
- "Darienne was here twice.
Love and laughs, see you soon?" Question mark.
Maybe there's a twist.
- Oh.
- Girl, she don't know shit.
[laughter]
- We love you, Darienne. - Bye, Darienne.
- Bye, honey.
- Mwah. Mwah.
- You cleaned that, oh, my God.
- Yeah, thanks, you need me to do your face?
- No, I need to do Heidi's face.
[laughter]
- Y'all are hateful, and I look like
the sexiest donkey in the world.
Y'all be jealous. - It's true.
- You're the sexiest jackass in town.
- The only jackass in town, let's be honest, honey.
[overlapping chatter]
- Can we play "Pin the Tail on the Heidi"?
- You want to pin the tail on me?
Sure, I'm down.
- Hit it, hit it! [laughter]
- There we go.
- I'm a Christian woman!
- Speaking of pinning the tail, honey,
you have pinned two wins.
- Oh, my God.
Thank you.
Thank you, everybody.
I'm excited about it.
- Let's count these votes
and see what we got in this box.
The mystery box.
- Let's see what's in my box.
One for Darienne.
One for Jaymes.
- Oh.
Interesting.
- Two for Darienne.
Three for Darienne.
Four for Darienne.
Five, six, and seven.
Darienne.
Oh, that Jaymes is probably Darienne.
- I did vote for her three times in a row.
- And Jimbo, yeah, what was--
who'd you show?
- What's in your titty?
- Sorry, Alexis, I know this is your wedding night
and everything, and...
I just had to pick Darienne.
[laughter]
I just wanted to make you sweat.
- Jimbo is the first girl to win twice now,
and I'm sure she's feeling on top of the world.
[all shrieking]
- [laughs]
- But here's the problem.
In this game, you don't want to be seen as the front runner.
Then you're a threat to everybody.
[laughter]
Some girls might be taking notice,
and I would not be surprised if they're starting
to think about sending her home as soon
as she lands in the bottom.
Jimbo, if I were you, I'd sleep with one tit open.
[dramatic music]
- [sputters] Uh!
- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"
receives a one-year supply
of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,
a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,
and a cash prize of $200,000,
with extra-special guest judges
Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.
♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
♪ May the best drag queen win ♪
♪ Best drag queen win ♪
[upbeat music]
- She's safe.
- It's a brand-new week. - Yes.
- Oh, you feeling good, huh?
Okay.
- It is a new day in the Werk Room,
which means it's a fresh slate.
So that being in the bottom thing,
that didn't happen.
We're not remembering that part.
We're gonna start this day with a positive attitude
if it kills me.
- Do you want a bite of my apple, LaLa?
- Ooh, LaLa, that tongue.
[all exclaiming]
- You saw that, you saw that.
- Oh, look at her smile.
She's just like, "Yes."
- You is a horny bitch.
- I thought I was the horny one.
Oh, my God. - You loved it.
- My poor mother.
[siren wailing] [all exclaiming]
- There we go, there we go.
- She done already done had herses.
Hi, All Stars. all: Hi, Ru!
You know, when I was a young queen,
I used to wonder, where do broken hearts go?
Well, now I'm a little bit older,
a little bit wiser,
and today I wonder, where do broken hips go?
No really, think about it.
- Broken hips?
- Broken hips and hearts?
- I don't know what the hell that means.
- Hello, hello, hello, ladies, hi.
- Yeah, girl.
- God, you guys match.
- Ladykins.
all: Hi.
- I hope your pussies are on fire.
- Still burning.
- Because for this week's maxi challenge,
it's time to play Snatch Game of Love.
[all cheering]
[laughs]
- Yes, okay.
- #AllStars8.
Now, you need to deliver your funniest celebrity
impersonation as you try to charm the pants
off of a foxy Snatchelor.
Oh, oh, oh.
Ever done that before?
- Well.
- All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
[all cheering]
- I wonder who our Snatchelor is gonna be.
- Right?
- I can finally find me a man.
- Ooh, today's maxi challenge is the Snatch Game of Love.
Bitch.
How you feeling?
- You didn't do a Snatch Game in our season.
- Don't remind me. Do not remind me.
- You got sent home.
- You didn't have to say all that.
You could have just stopped at you didn't do the Snatch Game.
This is my first time. I'm a baby at this.
I'm new to this.
So I gotta try my best to keep up with these hos.
Because you can excel at Snatch Game,
oh, but you're one to look out for.
I'm doing Suki With The Good Coochie.
Sukihana. - Oh, from "Love & Hip Hop."
"Love & Hip Hop Miami." - Yes, indeed.
- Ooh, she a nasty bitch.
- She is nasty.
Sukihana is a reality TV star
who is also a rapper,
plastic surgery advocate--
you know, just search her name, honey.
You'll find some things about her, honey.
And I can just have fun with her, you know?
- Oh, my God, this is beautiful.
Let me try it.
Let's see if some of your dancing rubs off on me.
- Tonight on the Snatch Game of Love,
I'm going to be our Puerto Rican idol
Iris Chacón.
La Vedette De America.
Before J.Lo, we have Iris Chacón in Puerto Rico.
Even David Letterman called her
the Dolly Parton of Puerto Rico.
- That could be a lot of pressure doing someone
that's so beloved, though.
Are you sure you can handle that?
- Yeah, of course I can handle.
- Okay.
[laughs]
- If I did RuPaul in front of RuPaul,
I can do anything, girl.
- Right.
Bravery is not something that's a stranger to you.
- I'm brave, I'm brave.
On season two, I have to be part of the first Snatch Game
ever in "RuPaul's Drag Race" history.
The time has come now for you to lip synch for your life.
I didn't win, but I think I kill it on that challenge.
This time my plan is to take home this Snatchelor
and my second winning.
- What about you, Jaymes? Who are you doing?
- I'm doing Jennifer Coolidge.
- Ooh, yes.
- I know, I'm going against type.
You're not very pretty, and you're not very bright.
- Oh, my gosh, you sound just like her.
- I've been working on it.
Jennifer Coolidge is a gay icon, okay?
She's a goddess on the tiers of goddesses
as far as we're concerned.
Makes me want a hot dog... both: Real bad.
- The pressure is on.
Like, I have to deliver, okay?
Like, my gay card might get pulled if I fuck this up.
I haven't done a Snatch Game before.
- Your first Snatch Game.
- I don't really know what to expect.
We were both in the bottom last week, so this is our chance
to claw our way back up.
- That's right.
♪ ♪
- We're both Snatch Game winners.
- Yes, we are. - Come on, legends only.
- Come on, legends.
I don't know, do you feel, like,
extra pressure or whatever?
- I do.
Spotlight's gonna be on us to do well.
- Yeah.
- But I feel like having that pressure will
help us rise to the challenge.
- Yeah.
- I won my Snatch Game on season nine
as the one and only Liza.
It's Liza with a Z. It has a Z.
- Liza with a Z.
- Yes, yes.
I have a legacy to live up to.
- [laughing]
- That comes with a lot of pressure.
I am going to be one of the great ladies
of stage and screen, Bea Arthur.
- Oh, my God.
- Having done such an icon last time
and excelled at it,
I did not want to take a step back.
Bea Arthur is this titan of show biz, and I love Bea,
and I know RuPaul loves Bea.
It's a big risk, but I'm still waiting on my first win.
So this is my moment to shine.
- Oh, my God, what's all this, your diary?
- My notes.
- Jesus, God, you've even got math at the top.
I would say that Alexis is definitely
my biggest competition this week.
- Don't touch, you fucking chaotic bitch.
- But I'd like to say that pressure makes the diamond.
LaLa. - Huh?
- I want a piggyback ride.
- Okay, let's go. - [grunts]
Oh.
Oh, wow.
Oh!
Oh, my God.
[laughs]
The LaLa express. - Oh.
- Oh, Alexis, are you jealous?
I got to ride LaLa.
She's fuming.
Absolutely fuming.
[upbeat music]
Oh, my God, this is one of my favorite things to do.
Can I help you? - Clean my titties?
- Yes.
- Of course, girl, have at it.
- I'm one of the best titty cleaners around.
- Oh, my God, not a white person cleaning for me.
Change has come.
[laughter]
- Hey, All Stars.
all: Hi.
- Who's single and ready to tingle?
- Ooh. [all exclaiming]
- Okay.
Kahanna, come on over.
Okay.
You came over with just a big container of cheese balls.
- That's what I'm using as my makeup.
- Oh, okay.
So you are a Montrese.
- [laughs]
Yes, I'm paying homage to my mother, Coco.
- How does someone do Coco Montrese?
I know you have the orange cheese puffs there.
- Uh-huh.
- She was criticized for the orange makeup
by Alyssa Edwards.
- Uh-huh.
- Girl, look how orange you fuckin' look, girl.
- I'm not joking, bitch.
- Have you ever performed as her before?
- Yes, I actually have.
I actually did her for Halloween.
That was one of the times that literally
I was just letting loose.
And I feel like this is what I need for this challenge,
because I've been kind of in my head
when it comes to acting and, like, being funny.
If I can just channel that energy
that I did for Halloween and having fun as her,
I know that this could probably help me get a win.
- That's right.
Just make sure you make Coco proud and you make her funny.
Go get to work and make me laugh.
- All right. I got you.
- All right. Thanks.
Jimbo, come on over.
[laughs]
Okay, you have on Mary Jane shoes and a curly wig.
I don't even have to guess who this is.
- Who is it?
- It's Shirley Temple.
- It's Little Miss Miracle.
- Now, you were on the Canadian version
of "Drag Race: Snatch Game."
- I won. - You did.
What character did you play?
- I was Joan goddamn Rivers. Oh.
Brook Lynn, I'm wondering what the hell I did in my life
to end up in the bottom of a wastebasket
with these hair balls.
- And then when you did "UK vs the World,"
you did not.
You're doing that in a somber way.
Is it because you were gone by then?
[laughing]
- I wanted to play it with you so bad.
- I have high expectations on this.
Now, have you performed as Shirley Temple before?
- I have never been Shirley Temple.
I've never even tried this costume on before.
I am taking a risk.
- I love that. As long as she's funny.
- I'm gonna be sweet as pie.
- [laughs]
- Now it's my moment to finally do
an American Snatch Game with Mama Ru.
I just want to make Ru laugh,
I want to make the judges laugh,
and I want to do this character justice.
- Heidi N Closet. - Hi, darling.
- Let me guess.
You're playing a pirate.
- Mm-hmm.
Blackbeard the pirate. - Okay.
Have you ever played Blackbeard before?
- I've never played Blackbeard, but I do like booty.
So you know.
- Okay, yeah, you have something in common.
So, Heidi, so far you have not won a main challenge.
Are you disappointed?
- Not necessarily disappointed,
but it's a pressure cooker in here and it's like,
it can get to you at times.
And also that's just how it is.
I gotta be in the moment and have fun.
I remember on season 12, you told me,
"Just have fun, bitch."
- Yes, please have fun.
Because you are a naturally funny person.
You're naturally charismatic.
- Well, thank you. I appreciate that.
Being here is definitely taxing.
And sometimes I kind of let the competition get to me.
But I need to remember that I'm here to have fun
and show off what I got.
So I'm gonna worry about Heidi and Blackbeard the pirate.
Arr.
[laughs]
- [laughing] [bell dings]
- [laughing]
- From the heart of Hollywood, it's the Snatch Game of Love.
And here's the Snatchmaker himself, RuPaul.
[all cheering]
- Welcome, lovers.
Let's get to the heart of the matter
and meet our celebrity Snatchelorettes.
First up, well, shiver me timbers.
It's Blackbeard the pirate.
- Yo-ho-ho, honey, I'm here, honey, yes.
- Is that a wooden leg?
- Baby, I got a third, honey.
[laughter]
- Up next, the Puerto Rican bombshell, Iris Chacón.
[laughs]
Now, what kind of man are you looking for?
- I'm looking for...[laughs] Sausage and eggs.
[laughter]
- Oh, so you're a breakfast queen, are you?
- I'm hungry, Ru.
[speaking Spanish]
- Up next, it's Drag Race royalty.
Coco Montrese is here.
- That's right.
I'm back.
I know y'all called Alyssa first.
- Yeah.
- But you know what?
When it comes to love, I'm no runner up, bitch.
[laughter]
- Okay.
Up next, she's always best in show,
Jennifer Coolidge.
Hi.
- Hi.
- How's that white lotus?
- You'll have to wait till after the show to see that.
[laughter]
- Now it's time to play the game.
So let's close that sugar wall.
- Bye.
- Let's meet our first Snatchelor.
He's a Pisces with serious intimacy issues.
Please welcome Matt Rogers.
- Hey, Ru. - Hi, Matt.
- How's it going? - Great.
Are you ready to snatch a Snatchelorette?
- Crossing my fingers, Ru.
- You feeling some type of a tingly connection?
- All the time everywhere.
- All right, Matt, here's how our game works.
You ask our four celebrities personal questions,
and they try to win your heart with their answers.
Now, when the buzzer goes off, you choose your dream snatch.
All right, Matt, first question.
- Snatchelorette number one, if you could take me
anywhere in the universe for our first date,
where would you take me, and why?
- I would take you out on my big black ship.
It'll take you around the six seas, yes.
- I thought it was the seven seas.
- There's seven seas?
[laughter]
- Oh, shit, my peg.
Well, the jig is up.
The jig is up.
You got me. You got me.
Sorry.
- Okay, well, Snatchelorette number two.
- [laughs]
- They say you are what you eat.
So who are you?
- Papi, I am a bombshell with a tremendo culo.
[laughter]
Tremendo.Uh.
- Snatchelorette number three, same question.
You are what you eat.
I want to know what you are.
- I mean, what you think?
I'm a damn Cheeto. How about that?
I'm a Cheeto.
- I am okay with Cheetos.
- They're good.
- Snatchelorette number four.
- Hi, Matt Rogers.
- Hey.
- You seem like a homosexual.
[laughter]
It's okay.
We can make it work.
We can lay in bed and touch fabric swatches.
And gays love me.
- Well, there's a connection right there.
- Huge.
All right, Snatchelorette number four,
I'm trying to develop a foot fetish.
Describe your feet to me in ways I cannot resist.
- I didn't know it was gonna be a pop quiz.
Asking me about my feet.
Is Quentin Tarantino behind that wall?
[laughter]
Well, I'm a busy actress, Ru.
It's a SAG violation right now being here.
[laughter]
- All right, Snatchelorette number one, same question.
Describe your feet and please be irresistible about it.
- Yeah, Mr. Rogers.
I'm gonna describe my favorite foot to you.
It's round.
It's silver.
And bitch, you'll get a splinter, let's be honest.
It's a peg leg, baby, it's a peg leg.
[laughter]
- All right, well, Snatchelorette number three,
I have a confession to make.
I have great skin.
And that's because I moisturize.
I want to know, what's your beauty secret?
- Filters.
Ain't nobody naturally beautiful.
And if you are, how much you paid your doctor?
- You need a refund for that joke, bitch.
[laughter]
- Y'all hos better keep it cute,
and I'm not joking, bitch.
- There you go, sis.
- Snatchelorette number two, same question.
- Every morning I clean my face with leche,you know,
with milk.
And I'm gonna play my two maracas for you
right now, Papi.
[lively music]
- Ah, beautiful.
- How wonderful. - You love music?
- I love music.
I love listening to it. Yeah.
Moving on, Snatchelorette number four,
they say you can tell a lot about a person's soul
by looking right directly into their eyes.
Look into Snatchelorette number three's eyes
and tell me what you see.
- I can tell she's wearing contacts.
[laughter]
- Bitch, why your lips look like that?
- They're glossy.
- Look like you kissed a baboon's ass.
- Thank you.
[laughter]
- All right.
Snatchelorette number two, look into
Snatchelorette number one's eyes and tell me what you see.
- Terrible makeup.
[all exclaiming]
- She cross-eyed, I'm sorry.
- Okay, Snatchelorette number three,
it's tradition that virgin brides
wear white at their weddings.
I want to know if we got married, what color would
your wedding dress be, and why?
- Well, depending on the filter I use that day,
it could change the hue.
So I don't know exactly if it's giving
peach or yellow or orange.
In my heart, it's gonna be orange.
So I'm wearing orange on our wedding day, baby.
- Here, pass this to her so she can find the joke.
Pass that to her so she can find the joke.
[tense music]
- Bitch, don't kick me while I'm down, bitch.
You know this is not my strong suit.
You're trying to make a joke happen at my expense.
I'm not here for it.
Exit stage left, little boy.
[buzzer blares]
- That buzzer means we are out of time.
So, Matt, who do you choose?
Snatchelorette number one, Snatchelorette number two,
Snatchelorette number three,
or Snatchelorette number four?
- I'm gonna have to go with Snatchelorette number four.
- Oh, bingo. - Snatchelorette number four.
Before you meet your Snatchelorette,
let's meet the three celebrities
you did not choose.
- Awkward.
Say hello to Blackbeard the pirate.
- Arr.
- It's an honor.
- Polly!
- I think her bird died.
- I think that was Polly. - Yeah.
- The bird Polly.
I think Polly is done.
All right, let me introduce you to Iris Chacón.
- Hi.
- How could you miss all this?
[speaking Spanish]
- I'm a fool.
You're beautiful.
[laughs]
- All right.
Say hello to Coco Montrese.
- You look like you got good credit.
- It's okay.
- Oh, God.
That's a man.
- Okay, Matt, behind that thin, glittered membrane
beats the heart of the celebrity you've chosen.
Move that sugar wall and say hello to Jennifer Coolidge.
- You picked the right girl, dumbass.
Come on. - Hey.
How are you?
- So where are you going on the first date?
- Oh, I wanted to go shopping.
Come on, let's go.
We could use your credit card first.
- Let's go. I do have good credit.
- You two go shopping,
and audience, don't you go away.
More Snatch Game of Love right after this.
♪ ♪
- [laughing] [bell dings]
- [laughing]
Welcome back to the Snatch Game of Love.
Let's meet our next batch of celebrity Snatchelorettes.
First up, my favorite Golden Girl,
Bea Arthur, is here.
- Hello, Ru.
You're a pal and a confidant.
- Thank you for being a friend.
Now what kind of man are you looking for?
- If you've got a pulse, we'll do great.
My pussy's drier than Grant's tomb.
[laughter]
- Up next, from "Mob Wives," it's Renee Graziano.
- Yo, RuPaul.
- How's business?
- Staten Island is booming.
- Is it really? - Mm-hmm.
But the Feds don't like that.
- Are the Feds listening in on this conversation?
- You tell me. You the one miked.
[laughter]
- Okay.
Up next, from "Love & Hip Hop Miami,"
Sukihana is here.
- Suki With The Good Coochie.
- Oh, okay.
- You shoot in Miami. - Yeah.
- You live in Atlanta.
- And do.
- Which do you call home?
- Houston.
- [laughs]
All right, up next, she's America's OG sweetheart.
Shirley Temple is here.
Hi, Shirley Temple.
- Well, hello, Ru.
[laughter]
I won the hearts of America and the world.
- Yes, you did.
Are you ready to win the heart of a nice Snatchelor?
- Well, I don't know, does he know how to babysit?
- All right, time to play the game.
Let's close that sugar wall.
- The Feds, bitch, the Feds.
- Let's meet our next Snatchelor.
He's a Scorpio who was born without a gag reflex.
There ought to be a charity for that.
Please welcome Bowen Yang.
- Hi, Ru.
I'm a medical marvel.
- Yes, you are, my goodness.
Now, I hear you're looking for love.
- I am, and I'm not that picky.
- Not that picky? - No.
- Good to know.
I think you've definitely come to the right place.
First question from Bowen.
- Snatchelorette number one, I love an outdoorsy gal.
If I took you camping on our first date, tell me,
how would you make it super romantic?
- Well, Bowen, we could start by reading
through the collected works of William Shakespeare.
And then we might get a little drunk,
and we'll land in jail.
[laughter]
- That sounds lovely.
- It's a good time.
- Snatchelorette number two, how would you make camping
super romantic?
- Well, first of all, Bowen,
we not going camping in Staten Island.
That dump is infested with rats--
the same rats over here, bitch.
- [laughing] Okay.
Snatchelorette number three.
- Hello, Bo-Bo.
- Roses are red, violets are blue,
how do you feel about open relationships?
- As long as y'all both open your bank accounts,
we all good in the hood, baby.
- Okay.
Snatchelorette number four,
what song best describes your love life, and why?
- I would say "On The Good Ship Lollipop,"
'cause I'm a sweet trip to the candy shop.
I'm all grown up now.
I'm 100 years old.
[laughter]
- In what, Shirley, dog years?
- You tell me, you're the bitch.
[laughter]
- Snatchelorette number three, if you were an animal,
what kind of animal would you be, and why?
- All right, all right.
So I'll be a poodle, okay?
Because this pussy barks, all right?
- Snatchelorette number two, what kind of animal
would Snatchelorette number one be?
- A cockroach, so I could step on her.
- Ooh.
- I'd like to see her try.
I spent a year at Attica.
Yes, I know it's a men's prison.
I was there a year before they found out.
[laughter]
- I will gut you like a fish.
[laughter]
- Okay.
Snatchelorette number four,
I'm terrible at remembering names.
Look at Snatchelorette number one
and give her a nickname that I would never forget.
- I call you clam chowder.
'Cause you look stinky.
[laughter]
- I've got the best clam in Miami.
- Okay, Snatchelorette number two,
now you look at Snatchelorette number three.
What should her nickname be?
- A fuckin' whore.
- That is my nickname, honey.
You know me well, huh?
- Is that descriptive enough for you?
- Yes. Yes.
So specific. - Yeah.
- Okay.
Snatchelorette number one, where's the strangest place
you've made whoopee?
- Well, Bowen, I would probably have to say
in George Peppard's pool house.
[laughter]
- Was George there?
- Well, of course.
- Was the whole A Team there?
- I'm an opportunist.
[laughter]
- That's a yes.
- Thank you.
- Snatchelorette number four, where's the strangest place
you've made whoopee?
- Oh, well, wouldn't you like to know, you pervert?
Stop hiding behind that wall and show yourself.
[laughter]
You and your dirty old questions, you dirty old man.
Look at me, Mommy.
[laughter]
- Isn't she just darling?
- I'm so cute.
Who would believe I just shit myself?
[laughter]
[buzzer blares]
- Oh, that buzzer means,
Bowen, it's time for you to make a decision.
Who snatched your heart?
Is it Snatchelorette number one,
number two, number three,
or number four?
- I might get put on a registry for it,
but I think Snatchelorette number four.
- Oh, my God, we won!
We found a home.
Oh, golly.
- Before you meet your Snatchelorette,
let's meet the three celebrities you didn't choose.
Say hello to Beatrice Arthur.
- God will get you for that, Bowen.
- I'm sorry, ma'am.
- May I please introduce you to Renee Graziano.
- I'ma catch your ass in the parking lot.
- Oh, my God.
- Okay, Bowen, meet Sukihana.
- We wouldn't have worked out anyway.
- Oh, my God.
- Okay, Bowen, only a thin, pink sugar wall
stands between you and your future.
Move that sugar wall.
Say hello to Shirley Temple.
- Ooh, wowee.
- Wow.
- I didn't think you'd be so small.
[laughter]
I'm gonna keep you.
- Yay.
- At Snatch Game of Love, we love a happy ending.
So let's bring back our other happy couple.
Matt and Jennifer, come on out here.
- Oh, wow, congratulations.
- Oh, my God.
- Matt and Bowen, before we go, I have one thing to say.
The time has come for you to lip synch for your love.
♪ Wrote you, told you, now I, now I read you ♪
♪ Wrote you, told you, now I read you ♪
♪ You've been read ♪
[laughs]
♪ I'm the one, one, one ♪
10, 10, 10, 10.
♪ Wrote you, told you, now I ♪
♪ Wrote you, told you, now I read you ♪
Oh, wonderful.
Good night, everybody.
Good night.
♪ ♪
- [laughing] [bell dings]
- [laughing]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- [laughs]
- Out the way, bitch.
- Next, body, body.
Come on in, everybody.
- Did somebody knock this bitch aside her head?
- [laughs]
- All right, Snatch Game is out of the way.
It's done.
It's the most nerve-racking challenge
in Drag Race history.
[breathes deeply]
I can breathe again.
- Look at that tap, tap, tap, tap, tapping.
[all cheering]
- Yes!
- For now.
- I had so much fun
just being a little psychopath.
- And it was so much fun to play together.
We let each other, like, have our time.
- Girl, I just gotta be real.
After yesterday, it just, like, really
freaking shook me with Heidi.
Girl, I'm already under the bus.
I don't need you to roll it and drive on top of me.
Like, that's not what sisters do.
That's not what family does.
- No, and I also heard that she went and told Jimbo
that I was coming for her
and she better watch out for me.
I was like--
- Oh, gag.
- That's the game we're playing here?
Listen, Heidi has spilled some tea,
but it's fake tea.
Jimbo told me that one night after they cut the camera,
Heidi went up to Jimbo and whispered in her ear,
"Watch out for Kandy. She's gunning for you.
She's gonna send you home."
I don't know what Heidi thinks she heard,
but I did not say that.
If anything, baby, I am looking out
for both of them in this competition.
So I'm confused, and I feel betrayed.
[tittering]
- How do you feel, Jessica, after yesterday?
- I feel that I started, like, cute, you know, it was like,
ah, but the joke sometimes, I don't know.
Sometimes they were there, sometimes wasn't.
I don't think that I did terrible,
but I know I can do better.
Well, I hope in the bottom it's not me.
- How are you doing, Kahanna?
- Back and forth. - Yeah.
- You know, I was already, like, feeling
kind of defeated before I went in.
- I feel you.
- But what really, like, sent me was you.
- Me?
- Yes, because you really were pushing me.
Seeing that I was struggling and, like,
throwing the jokes back at me.
Like, giving me the map and literally,
like, antagonizing me.
It just was not cute, Heidi.
[tense music]
- I also want to say I did not mean for that
to be what was happening.
I literally had no idea Kahanna was having these feelings.
Like, I'm a little hurt, actually,
that she would think that I was trying to sabotage her.
I don't want you to feel like I was trying to push you down.
I was hoping that you would, like, be able to volley
and, like, hit the joke.
- Girl, I wasn't even hitting the jokes
that Ru was giving me.
So why are you digging the hole even deeper for me?
It really, really hurt.
I'm not even gonna sit here and front with you.
I was really devastated last night.
- No, I want to be real, and I appreciate
that you're being real with me.
- Kahanna is going through it.
But girl, Heidi was playing the Snatch Game
just the way God intended.
- I'm so sorry that that is how you--how it came off.
I do apologize.
I never want my sisters to feel like I'm trying
to, like, make them feel less than or make them--
push them down in any sort of way.
Girl, you know that's not me.
That's not what I do.
- Okay, so since we're talking about family and stuff,
Heidi, why did I hear that you went to Jimbo
and told her that I'm coming for her?
♪ ♪
- Because you did.
Alexis? - Ooh.
- Alexis was present when Kandy was saying
she would send Jimbo home.
- Girl.
- Tell the truth. Shame the devil.
- I am just trying to, like, flatline in this conversation.
- Did Kandy say to you that?
- I nodded because Kandy said that to me.
- I said I'm gunning for her?
♪ ♪
- No.
- So then?
- Alexis starts to agree with what I'm saying,
but as soon as Kandy pipes up, she's like, "Oh, well,
I don't know if that's exactly what she had said."
- So which is it?
- What she said was, as soon as Jimbo lands on the bottom,
I'm gonna send her ass home.
- I didn't hear that from her.
I did not hear Kandy say that.
- I said she is competition.
- That's not true, Kandy.
- Why would you go behind my back
and throw me under the bus?
- But I did not throw you under the bus.
- That's what Jimbo said.
- I didn't say she threw you under the bus.
You let me know that I need to watch out for Kandy,
because she said she was coming for you.
And I said, okay.
- Even if that was the case,
ain't we supposed to be sisters?
Where's the loyalty?
- Well, she was being loyal to me.
- Baby, you were the one trying to turn the tables
on our alliance member.
And you want to question my integrity?
Really?
- Can we just chalk this up to we are all fierce competition?
- But the thing is,
this is a democracy where we are voting.
And if Jimbo for whatever reason landed in the top
and I had landed in the bottom,
she would have believed all that shit
and would have sent my ass home.
That is wild to me.
- At this point, it's Heidi's word against Kandy's,
and I don't know who to believe.
But being in the middle of a fight
between two of my good sisters feels really shitty.
- Can you light a candle, please?
And burn some fuckin' sage.
- We might need a few.
- Let's burn some wigs.
Fuck the candles.
[laughter]
- The room is just dead silent.
You could hear a rat piss on cotton, honey.
I feel very alone and, like, it's just--
it's not sitting right with me.
The feeling, the aura.
Jimbo, what I told you, that's what I had heard.
And that's all there was to it.
Let's just have fun tonight.
And when it comes down to voting, vote Heidi.
- No, Heidi. Come on. - No, no, no.
Absolutely not.
- It's 'cause I do not like what this has become,
because this has become really ugly
and really hideous, and I don't like that.
So have fun or I'm leaving now.
I don't--honestly, no, we don't even
have to vote tonight. I love y'all.
- No. - No, Heidi.
- No. - I love you.
I can't. - No.
- I can't. I cannot.
I love y'all. - No.
- I love y'all so much.
- Heidi, no.
- What the fuck?
- I'm not going back in there.
[soft music]
- What are you doing?
- Why?
As upset as I am with Heidi,
this has gone way over the hill.
I never even, like, wanted something like this to happen.
At the end of the day, she's still my sister,
and I don't want my sister to go.
- I need my peace and my joy.
I've lost it here.
- You're not gonna regret this when you go home?
- No, I'm not gonna regret this.
I know I'm not.
I'm pleased with what I showed.
No amount of money, no $200,000,
no $50,000 from the Fame Game is worth my happiness.
- Girl, what the fuck just happened?
- I've done what I came here to do.
I came here to have fun, show my growth,
and have a kiki, honey, and I've done all that.
So sometimes you just gotta take your own destiny
into your own hands.
- So she decided she's not coming back?
- Uh, yeah, she's--
she's gone.
She left.
- Well...
[crying]
I know that when our lives have been the darkest...
[sniffles]
It's been this thing that we do that has saved us.
♪ ♪
- It's really shocking that Heidi
gave up on this opportunity.
I'm so bummed, because we came into this competition
as friends, and I really envisioned us
being in the finale together.
- That's not how that was supposed to end.
- After all of this drama, who do I feel I can trust?
Nobody.
At the end of the day, this is a competition.
So I really need to watch my own back
and keep my eye on the prize.
- Ugh.
Fuck. Fuck.
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]
♪ ♪
[laughing]
♪ Cover girl ♪
♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe ♪
- Yes.
- Yeah.
[laughter]
- You better walk in those razor blades.
- Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."
Mrs. Michelle Visage, tell everybody
how you met your husband.
- Picture it.
New York City, 1996, Central Park.
I was in a bikini, and I asked him to sit on my towel.
- Oh.
I had the story all wrong.
I thought you were in a bikini on the corner
of 8th Avenue and 42nd Street.
- We'll never know.
[laughter]
- Mrs. Ross Mathews.
Now, how did you meet your husband?
- It was over breakfast in Puerto Vallarta.
I remember a teeny Speedo and a huge burrito.
Oh, wait, no, it wasn't a burrito.
[laughter]
- The adorable Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers.
Now, are you guys married in real life?
- Yes, Ru, but not to each other.
- We both have wives named Cheryl Anne.
- Hi, Cheryl Anne.
- We'll be home soon.
- Oh, poor Cheryl Anne.
[laughter]
Now, this week we challenged our queens
to make us fall in love with their
celebrity impersonations.
And tonight on the runway, category is Ruveal Yourself.
Now, sadly, I want to confirm that Heidi N Closet has chosen
to remove herself from the competition
and will not be participating in the Fame Games.
We wish Heidi nothing but love.
All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
- [laughing] [bell dings]
- [laughing]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Nobody here ever seen her before ♪
- Category is Ruveal Yourself.
Up first, Jessica Wild.
- Ooh, someone's going to her hen party.
- Uh-huh.
- Everybody remember
Jessica Wild being the chicken.
Who came first, the chicken or the egg or Jessica Wild?
- Good luck, and don't cluck it up.
[laughter]
- I love a drag look with a side of cholesterol.
- I'm a very sexy chicken.
Baby, see you at brunch.
- Well, she's not just easy.
She's over easy.
- Hey.
- All right, girl, "omelet" you finish.
[laughter]
- Kahanna Montrese.
- Okay, seriously, has anyone seen Big Bird lately?
- My look on the runway is showgirl burlesque.
Sometimes it's just better to be naked.
Who needs rhinestones when you have a beautiful ass?
- She seems shy.
- This is why they call it the Vegas Strip.
- Okay.
What happens in Kahanna stays in Kahanna.
- Oh.
- This is me.
I don't need clothes to be beautiful.
- First the egg look and now she's serving crack too.
[laughter]
- Up next, Jaymes Mansfield.
♪ Who is she ♪
- A furry walks amongst us.
- I am on my way to Sesame Street in this costume,
all right?
I cannot see a goddamn thing in this thing.
First off, I reveal me.
I bet you didn't think this reveal could get any better.
- But, wait, there's more.
- Giving you a little taste of what I'm all about.
I am a show.
Sometimes a strip show.
- She's a freak in the streets and a freak in the sheets.
- That's the best way.
- Ooh.
- Oh, "bee-hive." - Careful.
You're gonna put somebody's eyes out with those things.
- Ooh.
- Her colors are blush and whore.
[laughter]
Kandalisa Muse.
- Baby, I'm ready to serve you some cookies.
- Oh, look at this bored housewife.
Leave it to Beaver.
[laughs]
- I spin, I spin, and I spin.
- Ooh.
- Look at me in my red dress.
Carmen Sandiego realness.
- Carmen Sandiego lost her hat.
[laughter]
- Oh.
- It's everything, bitch, I'm everything.
- The Real Housewives of Fredericks of Hollywood.
- Take that, Judy Jetson.
- To infinity and be a whore.
[laughter]
- LaLa Ri.
Cloaked in mystery.
- Barney is a woman now.
- Oh, yes.
- ♪ Who is she ♪
- My bodysuit is stoned out for the gods.
I have a bow on the back, because I am the present,
honey, and the gift.
- Wrap it and turn it and tie it with a bow.
- Look out, Ciara.
Somebody else got goodies.
- Yep.
- Eggplant emoji.
[laughter]
- Jimbo.
- Oh.
- Oh, my God.
- The judges are gagged.
Who is this handsome stud?
- I've been trying to avoid this guy on Grindr all day.
[all cheering]
- I don't know her from Adam.
- It's Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve.
- I am living my Eve fantasy.
I am the only woman, the original woman
from the Garden of Eden.
- Oh!
- And I am ready to commit a sin.
- The forbidden fruit isn't so forbidden anymore.
- We've looked at Jimbo from both sides now.
- Yes.
- I was wondering what happened to Kevin Sorbo.
[laughter]
- What a two-faced bitch.
[laughter]
- Alexis Michelle.
- Are you a good witch or a drag witch?
- Sure, I'll smell your finger.
[laughter]
- The inspiration for this reveal
comes from my favorite musical, "Into The Woods."
- Oh.
- Oh, my goodness.
She's beautiful.
- I'll eat her apples.
- I feel spooky, I feel woodsy, I feel fabulous.
- That old black magic has me in its spell.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Who is she ♪
- Welcome, All Stars.
Based on your Snatch Game of Love performances
and your Ruveal Yourself runway looks,
I've made some decisions.
Kandy Muse,
LaLa Ri,
you are both safe.
You may leave the stage.
- Bye.
[chuckles]
- Ladies, you represent the tops
and the bottoms of the week.
Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
First up, Jessica Wild.
- Snatch Game of Love, you did the icon
that is Miss Iris Chacón.
Your body looked great.
The hair looked great.
I thought you embodied her somewhat.
But there was so much more to her that could have been done.
- I want to talk about your Ruveal Yourself runway look.
You look "egg-celent."
[laughter] You do.
- I want to really thank you for telling
this important story of the chicken and the egg.
And it feels like you've really taken a side
that the chicken did come first.
So thank you for that conversation starter.
- Your Iris Chacón I was so excited for,
because I'm a big fan of hers.
I know you are.
But it just didn't hit the mark.
We didn't get your point of view with it.
What is your--
- I didn't get it too.
[laughter]
- Kahanna Montrese.
Va-va-va-voom.
- Snatch Game of Love, you chose your drag mama,
Drag Race legend Coco Montrese.
- That's right. I'm back.
- I think in theory, the idea was good.
Where you went wrong is that it was
just a bunch of the same thing over and over again.
- There's nothing wrong with playing, like,
ornery, cranky Coco.
But it's hard to react from that place,
especially when Ru's throwing you some assists
or as you're interacting with the other queens.
So I think you just had a hard job to do.
- It was just flat.
What's not flat is this beautiful, ridiculous outfit.
- Not only is the look beautiful,
but your presentation of it was sexy.
It was alluring.
In that regard, tens across the board.
- Yeah. - Thank you, Kahanna.
- Thank you, Ru. - Jaymes Mansfield.
- You know, if I walk this Earth
and never see a drag impersonation
of Jennifer Coolidge again, I'd be okay.
- [laughs]
- But I thought you did a wonderful job.
And you, in my opinion, saved that first group.
Tonight on the runway, this is really cute,
but the fit on this is a bit awry.
- I lost weight.
I didn't expect that to happen. - Yay!
But gotta pin it, we gotta pull it.
Because whatever the situation is,
you're out here for display.
And I'm also starting to get a bit samey from you.
Give us versatility. Give us different looks.
Switch it up.
- I love it. Michelle says switch it up.
Bitch came out as a pink Muppet.
[laughter]
- I love this runway so much.
I think we're long overdue for the yassification
of Jim Henson.
[laughter]
You did it perfectly.
- Up next, Alexis Michelle.
- Bea Arthur, you would think it's an easy character to do,
but it's not.
- I've got the best clam in Miami.
- It was really, really well done.
I was so proud of you.
- Just down to the outfit that she would either wear
to a gala or the pharmacy,
it was perfection.
- You were so, so good.
You were really method.
I mean, it was just marvelous.
- I really liked your Ruveal Yourself runway look.
You went from that creepy little witch
to twirl into this beautiful gown.
I wish maybe the gown was a color or something
so it was a real juxtaposition from the witch,
but it's beautiful.
- Well, thank you, Alexis.
Up next, Jimbo.
- Now, I ask this with the kindness in my heart.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
[laughter]
Shirley Temple could not have been more insane.
This tap dancing giant human being.
It was just wrong in all the best ways.
- I feel like with you, Jimbo, the concept
matches the quality which matches the comedy.
I mean, you bring all three of those together so well.
- Oh, my God.
Thank you.
- I actually would go as far as to say
that you are the best physical comedian
that "Drag Race" has ever seen.
When you started tap dancing,
it was the funniest thing I have seen
in months, maybe years.
Just yeah, thanks for putting on a show.
- Oh, my God, thank you for such beautiful words.
- Then you come out here like this on the runway.
Literally, whose face is that, Jimbo?
- It's mine.
Yeah, I had my face cast.
- This was just really next level to us.
Really next level.
- Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.
Based on the judges' critiques I've made some decisions.
[suspenseful music]
Jimbo, condragulations.
You are the top All Star of the week.
- Yahoo!
Oh, whoopsie.
Misfire.
[laughter]
- You've won a cash prize of $5,000.
- Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- Jaymes Mansfield,
Alexis Michelle,
you are safe.
Jessica Wild, Kahanna Montrese,
I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are the bottom All Stars of the week.
Thank you, All Stars.
You may leave the stage.
♪ ♪
- I'm in the bottom yet again, and I'm definitely shaken.
Because based off my track record, I may be in trouble.
- This is my first time in the bottom,
and I'm scared as "fff."
I hope the girls are voting by track record.
But we never know.
I'm not safe right now.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- One of our sisters has already left us tonight,
and the thought of sending someone else home
is really, really tough.
- Oh, I look good.
- Jessica and Kahanna both have challenge wins,
but, you know, at this point,
there is very little to no room for error.
Any little mishap, that might send you home.
Phew.
This sucks, officially.
- I love you, and I admire you,
and I'm very proud of you, sister.
- I don't want to do this today.
God.
In your honor, I'm gonna steal this.
- This has been an emotional week,
and now I have such a hard choice to make.
This is Jessica's first time in the bottom
and maybe my only chance to take her down.
Kahanna, you are such an amazing queen,
but you've had more chances than most people.
So maybe it's time to go.
Silence.
I have made my decision.
- [laughing] [bell dings]
- [laughing]
Welcome back.
Jimbo, are you ready to meet your opponent?
- I hope so.
- [laughs]
- I'm gonna dust them away.
- It's time to present this week's lip-sync assassin.
- Oh, wow.
- Oh.
It's my blushing bride.
- Ruveal yourself.
- Kameron?
- Who is it?
- This is someone who came to play.
[all cheering]
- Jasmine Kennedie.
- Hi, Mama Ru.
- Come on down.
- I guess.
- They got season 14's Jasmine Kennedie up in here.
Now, this is a lip-sync assassin, baby.
She gonna twirl.
And I know she on the Vegas show too.
So I'm excited to see what mama gives.
She looks good.
- Welcome home, Jasmine.
- Feels correct.
[laughter]
- Two queens stand before me.
Ladies, Jasmine holds the lipstick of the queen
that the group has voted to send home.
If Jasmine wins the lip sync, the queen on her lipstick
gets the chop.
Jimbo.
- Yeah.
- This is your chance to impress me.
- Okay.
- Win $20,000. - Yeah.
- And earn the power to give
one of the bottom queens the chop.
[dramatic music]
The time has come for you to lip synch
for your legacy.
Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
- ♪ Pocketful of honey and I'm ready to go ♪
♪ No, I ain't got no money, but I'm letting you know
♪ That I'ma love you like a fool ♪
♪ Breathe you in till I hallucinate, mm ♪
♪ No, I couldn't live without your touch ♪
♪ I'll breathe you in forever and ever ♪
♪ Hallucinate ♪
♪ I hallucinate when you call my name ♪
♪ Got stars in my eyes ♪
♪ And they don't fade when you come my way ♪
♪ I'm losing my m-m-m-mind, m-m-m-mind ♪
♪ I hallucinate ♪
- Jasmine Kennedie, oh, you better go off bitch.
- ♪ Wanna be right where you are ♪
♪ Let's go dancing in the dark ♪
♪ Don't wait, you can push to start ♪
♪ Lose control ♪
♪ Kill me slowly with your kiss ♪
♪ Wrap me round your fingertips ♪
♪ Damn, I need another hit ♪
♪ Make me lose my mind ♪
♪ I hallucinate when you call my name ♪
♪ I'm losing my m-m-m-mind, m-m-m-mind ♪
♪ I hallucinate ♪
♪ When you call my name ♪
♪ Got stars in my ♪
[all cheering]
- You fucking talented bitch.
[laughter]
- Ladies, I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
Jasmine Kennedie...
♪ ♪
Condragulations, you're a winner, baby.
- Wait, that's the first time you've said that.
Can you say it again one more time?
- You're a winner, baby.
- Oh, yes!
I will take it.
I'll take it.
- All Stars, this week's $20,000
will roll over to next week's tip.
- Okay.
- All right, Jimbo, you are safe to slay another day.
- Thank you so much.
Thank you.
We love you.
- Will the bottom queens please step forward?
♪ ♪
Jessica Wild, Kahanna Montrese.
Whoever gets the chop tonight will be immediately entered
into the online Fame Games.
Now, with great power comes great responsibility.
That is why...
I have made this difficult decision.
I will continue to be blonde.
[laughter]
- You're so brave.
- Bravery.
- No one is going home tonight.
[all cheering]
- Thank you.
Thank you.
- Yes, yes, honey.
[all cheering]
Thank you.
- Oh, my God.
- Jasmine Kennedie, we loved having you back.
- Oh, well, thank you for allowing me to twirl again.
- Oh, you're welcome any time.
- Thank you.
- Condragulations, All Stars.
And remember, if you can't love yourself,
how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
Can I get an amen up in here?
all: Amen. - All right.
Let the music play. [laughs]
♪ A little bit of love goes a long, long way ♪
♪ Lifting you up to a brighter day ♪
♪ Can you feel the love ♪
- Next time on "All Stars"...
- I thought Heidi was a real contender.
- I just hope she didn't plant seeds here
in people's heads that are gonna grow
as the competition moves forward.
- I think it's some lies probably being told.
- For this week's maxi challenge,
we are staging the world premiere
of "Joan, the Unauthorized Rusical."
all: Yes!
- Well, I don't have another option, so--
- What do you mean, you don't have another option?
Like, you don't just get to say, "This is mine,
and I don't have another option."
- I see you, bitch.
- ♪ Bring me the ass ♪
- Not ass, axe.
- What's wrong with that?
- This is gonna be a battle.
- Don't fuck with me, fellas.
- We are ready to bring the house down.
- That Rusical was unbelievable.
- Ruveal yourself.
- [laughing] [bell dings]
- ♪ A little bit of love goes a long, long way ♪
♪ Lifting you up to a brighter day ♪
♪ A little bit of love goes a long, long way ♪
♪ Turn it around when you up and say ♪
♪ Everybody say love, love, love ♪
♪ Can you feel the love ♪