1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:07,217 --> 00:00:10,053 Girls have longer hair and... 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:11,221 --> 00:00:13,723 they wear nail polish. 5 00:00:14,849 --> 00:00:18,687 Some boys are nice because they like to play... 6 00:00:19,604 --> 00:00:21,856 with girls. And some don't. 7 00:00:22,482 --> 00:00:24,693 I don't like boys. 8 00:00:25,110 --> 00:00:28,446 They just want to... They try to trick us. 9 00:00:29,114 --> 00:00:32,409 They try to make us breathe faster- 10 00:00:32,909 --> 00:00:35,829 and then squeeze us. 11 00:00:37,038 --> 00:00:41,001 Sometimes when I kiss Arthur or... 12 00:00:41,710 --> 00:00:47,090 They run away! Really. 13 00:00:48,842 --> 00:00:51,928 But I haven't thought about what love is yet. 14 00:00:53,596 --> 00:00:56,850 Every time I see him I fall in love with him. 15 00:01:13,158 --> 00:01:17,787 BODY FAT INDEX OF LOVE. 16 00:02:01,581 --> 00:02:03,291 Good morning. 17 00:02:03,792 --> 00:02:06,586 The BMW marketing team will be here in half an hour. Where are you? 18 00:02:09,255 --> 00:02:10,840 I'll be right over. I'm all set. 19 00:02:11,382 --> 00:02:15,011 Hurry! Everyone's here and all stoked up. 20 00:02:15,553 --> 00:02:16,721 Bye. 21 00:03:46,352 --> 00:03:48,271 TEST YOUR BODY FAT INDEX 22 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:12,295 What was that body fat thing? - Business present. 23 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:17,342 Good morning. They're waiting for you. 24 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:19,344 One sec. 25 00:04:19,886 --> 00:04:21,387 car 26 00:04:42,408 --> 00:04:43,576 Hiya. 27 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:47,664 Stigu Mertala, our copywriter. - Hello. 28 00:04:48,957 --> 00:04:51,542 "Way to go". A true classic. 29 00:04:51,876 --> 00:04:53,836 So they say. - No pressure. 30 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:02,720 BMW, the car of your dreams. 31 00:05:08,726 --> 00:05:10,812 What's as important to us as breathing? 32 00:05:11,854 --> 00:05:14,190 What could it be? 33 00:05:15,525 --> 00:05:17,485 Love? 34 00:05:18,778 --> 00:05:20,446 Dreaming. 35 00:05:21,072 --> 00:05:23,992 Our dreams are often vague, out of reach. 36 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:27,245 Happiness, balanced life etc. 37 00:05:28,079 --> 00:05:31,416 For your dreams to come true, you need a concrete object. 38 00:05:31,666 --> 00:05:33,167 It can be just an image at first. 39 00:05:33,668 --> 00:05:37,630 A dream job, dream holiday, dream home. 40 00:05:39,007 --> 00:05:41,426 In this case it's a dream... 41 00:05:42,218 --> 00:05:44,053 Car! - Exactly. 42 00:07:11,474 --> 00:07:13,684 Ok, happy hour. 43 00:07:49,887 --> 00:07:53,057 You checked your vacation dates yet? - This is broken. 44 00:07:53,391 --> 00:07:55,435 We need to book the flights soon. 45 00:07:58,271 --> 00:08:00,440 You've spoken with Saara? She knows we're going? 46 00:08:02,442 --> 00:08:04,652 Don't you think you should? 47 00:08:05,236 --> 00:08:07,989 Hey, you could bring some girl with you too. 48 00:08:14,078 --> 00:08:16,831 Could you look through my business plan for me? 49 00:08:17,248 --> 00:08:19,208 Online dating. Been there, done it. 50 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:21,627 Nothing but kids in the bars. 51 00:08:21,836 --> 00:08:24,172 Where do people meet? In the dog park? 52 00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:26,966 Ok, hand it over. - What? 53 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:29,260 No. - Laura? 54 00:08:31,387 --> 00:08:33,222 Hanna? - Hey! 55 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:36,559 I'm looking for a holiday companion for you, not a wife. 56 00:08:36,809 --> 00:08:38,853 Wasn't the plan that we go together? 57 00:08:39,479 --> 00:08:41,564 You think I'm scary somehow? - You? 58 00:08:42,148 --> 00:08:44,859 Yes. - Very scary. 59 00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:48,738 Why don't men approach me? Is it something I... 60 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:50,990 Ever try approaching them yourself? 61 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:54,410 Go pick someone up yourself if it's so easy. 62 00:08:54,994 --> 00:08:56,579 Maybe I will. 63 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:01,042 Good-looking, eh? - What? 64 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:04,504 When was this taken? 65 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:08,216 What, you can't just go and... - Why not? 66 00:09:08,424 --> 00:09:09,884 It was some time ago. 67 00:09:10,510 --> 00:09:13,012 I need something more than the gym. I'm not losing any weight. 68 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:16,182 We'll never go on that holiday if you're waiting to get in beach shape first. 69 00:09:16,432 --> 00:09:19,185 Hi. - Hi. 70 00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:22,855 You were looking at me? - You were looking at me. 71 00:09:23,064 --> 00:09:24,732 I was looking at those. 72 00:09:25,191 --> 00:09:26,692 These? 73 00:09:26,901 --> 00:09:30,530 Don't tell anyone, I plan to steal these. - If you don't tell I plan to steal this. 74 00:09:31,906 --> 00:09:33,866 If the going gets rough, I'll cover your back. 75 00:09:34,075 --> 00:09:35,701 Cute. - Don't you think? 76 00:09:36,077 --> 00:09:39,539 Wanna get together some day? - Why not. 77 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:43,042 Give me your phone. 78 00:09:44,085 --> 00:09:46,170 I'll put down my address. 79 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:48,798 My place, Wednesday, 7 pm. 80 00:09:50,341 --> 00:09:52,468 45 minutes, sex only. 81 00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:56,472 I don't want to know anything about you or tell you anything about myself. 82 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:59,016 No commitment, no soul searching. 83 00:09:59,267 --> 00:10:01,352 And certainly no Facebook friendship. 84 00:10:01,894 --> 00:10:04,814 But if it works out well, we can meet, like... 85 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:07,191 Once a week, same time. 86 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,902 What do you say? Ok, show up or don't. 87 00:10:11,529 --> 00:10:13,823 And hey, I'm Ella. - Stigu. 88 00:10:19,537 --> 00:10:22,748 Well? "Way to go." 89 00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:26,335 Not for me. 90 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:39,390 When I compare you to our other women's start-up funding applicants- 91 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:43,394 I have to say... Ella. 92 00:10:47,732 --> 00:10:51,027 I've rarely seen such a complete and exact business plan. 93 00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:55,698 Vintage clothing store? 94 00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:59,660 It says here it's not the first time you're applying. 95 00:11:00,328 --> 00:11:02,413 Is it against the rules? 96 00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:05,458 Four years ago you suddenly withdrew your application... 97 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:08,377 I can assure you that won't happen this time. 98 00:11:09,003 --> 00:11:11,797 You had a business partner back then? - I don't anymore. 99 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:18,262 But there's one thing missing. - There should be enough capital. 100 00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:25,353 Why not put that on the computer? - Computers crash. 101 00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:27,855 Diaries disappear. - Mine won't. 102 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:32,568 You need some experience in heading a project. 103 00:11:36,614 --> 00:11:39,909 I know someone who's looking for a temporary project manager. 104 00:11:40,159 --> 00:11:41,035 I'll do it. 105 00:11:41,494 --> 00:11:44,038 Are family values important to you? - Very important. 106 00:11:45,039 --> 00:11:46,374 Excellent. 107 00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:52,505 I'd feel funny about offering this to you otherwise. 108 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,466 It's a pretty far stretch from your business plan. 109 00:11:56,592 --> 00:12:00,513 So you'll do it and deliver me the job reference by July 7th- 110 00:12:01,013 --> 00:12:03,099 when we'll meet here again. 111 00:12:04,350 --> 00:12:07,019 I'll have the funding set up for you. - Ok. 112 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:17,279 You wanted to see me? - Yes. 113 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:24,203 "BMW, the car of your dreams?" 114 00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:28,833 Not the world's most brilliant idea. - The clients seemed pleased. 115 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:31,669 Because they know your work, like everyone else. 116 00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:34,505 It just needs a little fine-tuning still. 117 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:37,258 Are you tired? - No. 118 00:12:37,550 --> 00:12:40,094 But you were late? - Won't happen again. 119 00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:45,307 It's good to chill out sometimes. But not for any longer period. 120 00:12:46,726 --> 00:12:49,979 I was at this open mic night where people perform their own poems. 121 00:12:52,231 --> 00:12:54,859 I've been writing a bit of poetry in my pastime. 122 00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:58,154 Good for you. Poetry rules. 123 00:12:58,696 --> 00:13:03,909 Don't they say, nobody's born a poet- you have to live the kind of life... 124 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:08,873 And it does take a bit more than a series of slogans. 125 00:13:13,878 --> 00:13:15,588 Anything else? I should get back to work. 126 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:18,841 A young man should have hobbies. Keeps the mind alert. 127 00:13:19,884 --> 00:13:21,886 It's just a bit of scribbling. 128 00:13:22,303 --> 00:13:24,847 But this isn't poetry club. 129 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,852 BMW is our most important client for the longest time. 130 00:13:30,561 --> 00:13:34,565 If they hear they've trusted millions in marketing budget with some Neruda... 131 00:13:34,774 --> 00:13:37,526 I'm not Neruda. - No, you aren't. 132 00:13:38,319 --> 00:13:41,071 So focus on what you know. 133 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:48,370 A healthy, safe and balanced life begins in the family. 134 00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:54,168 People need support and knowledge in most surprising events in life. 135 00:13:55,211 --> 00:13:57,588 The Family Federation supports the daily lives of families- 136 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,633 safe parenthood and relationships. 137 00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:05,137 It promotes the well-being of young people and the integration of immigrants. 138 00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:10,017 Working for you and your loved ones: The Family Federation. 139 00:14:12,770 --> 00:14:14,730 It's a perfect job for me. 140 00:14:16,941 --> 00:14:18,108 I'm glad. 141 00:14:18,484 --> 00:14:21,237 I was worried we'd never find anyone with such short notice- 142 00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:23,697 but Raija assured me you can handle it. - Of course. 143 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:27,201 Now I can concentrate on the essential this summer: boating. 144 00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:30,246 Good for my astral aura, that serene sound of waves. 145 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:33,541 So the pieces fall in place, splish splash. 146 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:36,460 You may have to work some evenings. 147 00:14:36,794 --> 00:14:39,088 Evenings Ok with you? - All except Wednesdays. 148 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,800 Hi. - Wanna grab a beer? 149 00:14:43,092 --> 00:14:44,677 Not a good time. 150 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:48,055 Where are you? - My first jiu-jitsu class. 151 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,558 Your what? - Jiu-jitsu. 152 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,978 Aha. See you in 15 minutes? - No, it's Wednesday. 153 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,231 You have plans. 154 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:02,027 I said it was not for me. - Yeah, right. 155 00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:27,177 Hi. - Hi. 156 00:15:27,887 --> 00:15:30,180 You're punctual. - If there's a good reason. 157 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,016 Come in. 158 00:15:49,909 --> 00:15:51,702 There you are. - Thanks. 159 00:15:56,624 --> 00:15:58,542 Nice place. - 45. 160 00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:01,378 Square meters? Looks bigger. - I meant minutes. 161 00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:08,218 So you said. 162 00:16:21,357 --> 00:16:25,611 Nice dollhouse, very detailed. - Ok if I'm on top? 163 00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:29,615 Excuse me? - Or do you want to be on top? 164 00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:31,533 From behind's Ok too, but... 165 00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:33,786 I usually come the easiest if I'm on top. 166 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:36,121 I have no problem... 167 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,916 with coming. I'll come. - Got it. 168 00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:42,252 I'll be on top then. 169 00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,923 Ok if we don't do oral sex this time? 170 00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,549 No. - Oh? 171 00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:49,843 I mean it's Ok if we don't. 172 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:54,431 I have nothing against it. It just seems a little... 173 00:16:54,682 --> 00:16:56,892 This being our first time, and all. - I agree. 174 00:16:58,602 --> 00:16:59,770 Good. 175 00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:04,274 Let's see how it goes- 176 00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:07,695 and then we can both decide if we want to continue with this. 177 00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,156 Kind of like a test drive. 178 00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:15,494 Test drive? - Tell me if you feel weird about this. 179 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,669 45 minutes? - 43 and a half? 180 00:17:25,004 --> 00:17:26,338 Ok. - Ok. 181 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,356 No! 182 00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:46,316 Sorry, I forgot... 183 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,360 If you stop now, this ends here. 184 00:17:57,661 --> 00:17:59,788 Didn't you say you wanted to be on top? 185 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,874 Don't talk... - No. 186 00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:33,405 Same time next week? 187 00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:38,535 So the test drive went fine? - Fair enough. 188 00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:45,709 Wanna go for a coffee? The deli downstairs... 189 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:49,004 With you this could actually work. - Absolutely. 190 00:18:49,588 --> 00:18:51,548 The problem with these things is that no matter what the deal is- 191 00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:53,842 the other one starts to ask you out for coffee and stuff. 192 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,178 That's... outrageous. 193 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,013 A deal's a deal. - Exactly. 194 00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:01,100 This arrangement just suits my situation in life the best. 195 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,102 Mine too. - Good. 196 00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,890 Cheerio. - Bye. 197 00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:57,197 Cheerio? 198 00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:31,315 Way to go. 199 00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:39,656 oat-based weight control drink 200 00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:52,044 Hi. 201 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,004 Sorry... hi. 202 00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,215 Time for one more? 203 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:59,885 Final cut just came in from the production company. Play it. 204 00:21:35,212 --> 00:21:36,797 Excellent! 205 00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:41,009 Excellent! 206 00:21:41,218 --> 00:21:42,886 Very impressive! 207 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:45,847 My own little brainchild... 208 00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:48,976 That really was our style. 209 00:21:50,519 --> 00:21:52,688 A bit more than just humor... 210 00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:10,706 And how old are you? 211 00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:13,375 Almost... 25. 212 00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:17,170 Anna, about that BMW... - Hi. 213 00:22:18,964 --> 00:22:21,258 I'm here now that... 214 00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:26,138 I know it was your room, but I'll treat it like my own. 215 00:22:26,305 --> 00:22:29,016 You're you and kind of getting old. 216 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:32,602 I don't mean your age, just that I respect you. 217 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:38,317 I could try to put in a good word for you with Jussi. 218 00:22:44,448 --> 00:22:46,408 Jussi decided to pair me up with little Nicke. 219 00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:48,994 Nothing I can do. - But I can. 220 00:22:50,579 --> 00:22:52,539 You know how it goes. - How? 221 00:22:53,123 --> 00:22:56,126 You're only as good as your last job. - Which won five awards for us. 222 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:57,627 I know. 223 00:22:57,961 --> 00:22:59,880 I've been here 20 years, never counted the hours I put in. 224 00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:03,425 It's not that I don't respect you- 225 00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:06,762 but you're not the first one to burn out at your age. 226 00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:10,432 Burn out? - And the clients wanted Nicke. 227 00:23:11,308 --> 00:23:13,685 It was a great spot. You can't deny that. 228 00:23:14,478 --> 00:23:17,606 BMW was my client. - There's this one low budget campaign. 229 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,816 I'll go get the material for you. 230 00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:22,277 Meanwhile you could go do that test. 231 00:23:22,527 --> 00:23:25,322 It's a bit embarrassing that nobody's had the time to do it. 232 00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:29,659 Test yourself, fatso. 233 00:23:30,494 --> 00:23:32,871 And don't try calling me! 234 00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:46,343 I could switch fields altogether. - What's on your mind? 235 00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:50,639 How long is fire-fighter school? - You're in retirement age for that. 236 00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:55,018 But while we're here, there's something I need to tell you. 237 00:23:55,977 --> 00:24:00,774 I want to do something concrete. Something with my hands. 238 00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:06,363 If it's a change of life you need... - It could be voluntary work. 239 00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:10,617 Working voluntarily for others. 240 00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:16,206 One would like to leave some kind of a mark behind... 241 00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:18,708 Something to be remembered by. 242 00:24:20,544 --> 00:24:23,380 A UNICEF ambassador... - You mean like Bono? 243 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:39,521 I'm not sure about voluntary work. 244 00:24:41,565 --> 00:24:44,025 I could go to India. 245 00:24:44,568 --> 00:24:47,112 Meditate in some dark hut alone. 246 00:24:48,947 --> 00:24:51,366 But after our trip, of course. 247 00:24:56,079 --> 00:24:58,039 It's not that serious. 248 00:24:59,082 --> 00:25:01,376 I've been meaning to tell you... 249 00:25:03,879 --> 00:25:06,131 I'm going to become a father. 250 00:25:09,176 --> 00:25:11,803 Saara's already pretty far into her pregnancy. 251 00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:15,307 So that trip of ours isn't going to happen. 252 00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:27,152 I know I'm dropping a real bombshell on you. 253 00:25:29,488 --> 00:25:32,449 And this is an end of an era. 254 00:25:33,742 --> 00:25:36,786 On the other hand it's also... 255 00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:40,040 The beginning of a new life. 256 00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:44,461 The beginning is the end and the end is the beginning. 257 00:26:44,354 --> 00:26:48,316 Most people would think that a deal like this can't work in the long run. 258 00:26:48,692 --> 00:26:50,402 Most people don't know jack shit. 259 00:26:50,902 --> 00:26:54,322 They'd say that one or the other is bound to start wanting more. 260 00:26:57,534 --> 00:26:59,661 They'd start for example leaving things behind- 261 00:27:00,203 --> 00:27:03,456 to get an excuse to come over to fetch them. 262 00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:05,750 It's only human of course, but it complicates things. 263 00:27:05,959 --> 00:27:08,795 Wasn't the deal no soul-searching? 264 00:27:11,006 --> 00:27:13,008 So... bye. 265 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:48,918 Sorry if I offended you. 266 00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:53,965 You had that campaign for me? - Yes, I did. 267 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,011 But do I still? 268 00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:05,685 I'm really sorry about what I said. 269 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:15,945 "Fine it is for a man to ski with a friend skiing by his side. 270 00:28:16,821 --> 00:28:19,824 The track is opened up for him. 271 00:28:22,410 --> 00:28:26,039 But even finer it is to ski alone." Know the poem? 272 00:28:26,331 --> 00:28:29,334 By Eino Leino? - And still in a class of his own. 273 00:28:31,961 --> 00:28:36,091 I have this shoestring budget campaign. But you don't do those? 274 00:28:36,299 --> 00:28:38,843 I might have had a small burn out. 275 00:28:39,135 --> 00:28:41,930 But it only lasted a few days. Kind of like a flu. 276 00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:49,270 I'm not sure this campaign's quite up your alley. 277 00:28:49,521 --> 00:28:52,315 You know I'll do a spot about anything. 278 00:28:53,191 --> 00:28:55,652 Even these, second-hand. 279 00:28:56,027 --> 00:28:59,155 Well, it's in the same subject range. 280 00:29:01,282 --> 00:29:06,538 Basically the client probably wants something safe and sound- 281 00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:08,790 but we won't cater to that now. 282 00:29:09,082 --> 00:29:12,752 You'll turn it into something bold and sexy. 283 00:29:14,379 --> 00:29:19,884 But the bottom line is this is your last chance. 284 00:29:26,558 --> 00:29:30,019 Our top copywriter, Stigu Mertala. Stigu, meet the Family Fed team. 285 00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:37,444 Kikka Helenius. This is our project manager, Ella Sadeoja. 286 00:29:37,736 --> 00:29:39,571 New on the team, but a top-notch professional. 287 00:29:39,904 --> 00:29:41,114 Hi. 288 00:29:41,489 --> 00:29:43,283 You know each other? - Yes... Or no. 289 00:29:43,616 --> 00:29:46,035 I mean we've met. - Once, at that... 290 00:29:46,244 --> 00:29:48,538 A friend of a friend... - That's right. 291 00:29:48,788 --> 00:29:51,916 Great. Together you'll do a campaign for us on sustainable relationships. 292 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,507 Communication, respect, daily life, compassion. 293 00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:03,178 The four factors of sustainable relationships developed by FF. 294 00:30:03,887 --> 00:30:05,930 These factors only scratch the surface of a subject- 295 00:30:06,222 --> 00:30:08,683 that is very broad and complex. 296 00:30:09,392 --> 00:30:11,895 Make your relationship purr. 297 00:30:13,313 --> 00:30:16,524 Hey, hello? Anyone listening? 298 00:30:18,568 --> 00:30:22,030 Stigu, what's as important to us as breathing? 299 00:30:22,572 --> 00:30:24,032 Dreaming. 300 00:30:26,409 --> 00:30:30,205 Love, relationships, are the pillar of our whole society. 301 00:30:31,456 --> 00:30:33,792 Exactly. We here at the agency feel very passionate- 302 00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:37,337 about this particular campaign. - Great. 303 00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:41,216 I really had no idea you were involved. 304 00:30:41,466 --> 00:30:43,551 I'm supposed to believe that? - It's the truth. I had no idea. 305 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:47,013 Hi. Nicke Masalin. - Ella Sadeoja. 306 00:30:48,139 --> 00:30:50,892 Great dress. - Authentic Dior, from... 307 00:30:51,392 --> 00:30:53,853 Let me guess, -52 or-53? 308 00:30:55,230 --> 00:30:58,191 Sorry, we're kind of in the middle... - I understand. 309 00:30:59,317 --> 00:31:01,820 But hey, cool dress. And you're cool too. 310 00:31:11,538 --> 00:31:13,289 How about that Masalin guy? - What about him? 311 00:31:13,623 --> 00:31:15,333 I'm thinking that under the circumstances- 312 00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:17,502 it might be better if someone else was handling this. 313 00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:20,338 I wouldn't recommend that. He's barely in his twenties. 314 00:31:21,005 --> 00:31:23,258 No experience on the subject. 315 00:31:23,466 --> 00:31:25,677 And you're a great expert on sustainable relationships? 316 00:31:25,844 --> 00:31:27,637 As much as you are on families. 317 00:31:27,971 --> 00:31:29,889 They're very close to my heart. 318 00:31:30,265 --> 00:31:34,102 We'll do a great spot. Been a long time since I've believed in a job this much. 319 00:31:34,811 --> 00:31:37,939 FF doesn't want anything quirky, they want something safe and sound. 320 00:31:38,314 --> 00:31:40,567 Absolutely. - Good. 321 00:31:51,703 --> 00:31:54,998 What about Wednesdays? - Fine by me. 322 00:31:55,582 --> 00:31:58,501 Ok, we'll continue the same way. - Ok. 323 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,849 Feel it. - I can see it. 324 00:32:15,685 --> 00:32:17,645 Hey, Stigu. Good morning. 325 00:32:17,937 --> 00:32:20,690 Looks like I'm the first one of us who had the nerve to do this. 326 00:32:20,857 --> 00:32:22,901 Go ahead, feel it. - No. 327 00:32:23,234 --> 00:32:24,694 Just feel it. 328 00:32:27,030 --> 00:32:31,409 I'm on this colon cleansing fast, doing my fifth triathlon this fall. 329 00:32:32,285 --> 00:32:34,704 You can test me too. 330 00:32:35,079 --> 00:32:38,207 Have you already had a go at that FF project manager? 331 00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:40,001 Can you move over? 332 00:32:40,335 --> 00:32:42,837 I would have, if I were you. 333 00:32:45,423 --> 00:32:49,677 BMW, the car of your life. - It can be that. 334 00:32:52,555 --> 00:32:55,391 If you steal, don't make it worse. 335 00:32:57,226 --> 00:32:59,020 Another nice slogan. 336 00:33:19,874 --> 00:33:21,876 I don't remember anything unless I write it down in my diary. 337 00:33:22,543 --> 00:33:26,798 Listen, do you have anything tonight? - We have a meeting scheduled? 338 00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:30,593 No, I just thought we could throw some ideas around. 339 00:33:33,721 --> 00:33:36,265 Just testing that you're sticking to the deal. 340 00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:52,198 I won't let that usual shit happen. 341 00:33:52,532 --> 00:33:55,910 Saara and I have agreed that we're not going to move to the suburbs. 342 00:33:56,285 --> 00:33:58,246 So it's not such a drastic change. 343 00:33:58,538 --> 00:34:01,708 What do you think, does your relationship purr? 344 00:34:03,126 --> 00:34:05,503 Excuse me? - Does your relationship purr? 345 00:34:13,886 --> 00:34:16,973 Ever think about anything other than work? 346 00:34:18,016 --> 00:34:19,434 Sorry. 347 00:34:25,815 --> 00:34:29,444 So, you got a crib for the baby yet? -Yep. 348 00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:38,703 So, are Wednesdays still on? - Yep. 349 00:34:40,246 --> 00:34:43,458 I think I need a personal trainer. 350 00:34:44,459 --> 00:34:49,005 I'm just not enough on my own. I'm not strong enough. 351 00:34:49,714 --> 00:34:55,762 The thing is... Saara and I want you to be the baby's godfather. 352 00:34:56,054 --> 00:34:57,680 Sorry, gotta run. 353 00:35:01,642 --> 00:35:03,227 I'll call you. 354 00:35:15,782 --> 00:35:17,200 This is Pete. 355 00:35:17,575 --> 00:35:20,244 Personal trainer in relationships. Ella and I came up with this. 356 00:35:20,661 --> 00:35:22,622 Pete measures the state of the relationship- 357 00:35:22,914 --> 00:35:24,707 the so-called body fat index of love. 358 00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:27,585 Then he prepares a training program according to the four factors. 359 00:35:28,211 --> 00:35:30,338 Can Pete fly as well? 360 00:35:30,755 --> 00:35:33,341 Where do all the problems in a relationship culminate? 361 00:35:33,591 --> 00:35:35,510 Where? Where do they culminate? 362 00:35:36,052 --> 00:35:38,262 In the bedroom! Picture the TV commercial. 363 00:35:38,763 --> 00:35:41,182 People of different ages, men and women. 364 00:35:41,724 --> 00:35:44,060 People of different sizes, in bed. They all have one thing in common. 365 00:35:44,227 --> 00:35:46,104 They're not doing well. 366 00:35:46,395 --> 00:35:50,274 Cut from couple to couple, then the text: "Is this your life?" 367 00:35:50,608 --> 00:35:53,402 Followed by another text: "Or could it be this?" 368 00:35:53,778 --> 00:35:55,238 Quick flashes, fast cuts. 369 00:35:55,571 --> 00:35:57,698 The same couples, making passionate love. 370 00:35:57,990 --> 00:36:01,369 Sweat pouring, flesh moving. And soon we hear them screaming out loud. 371 00:36:01,536 --> 00:36:04,247 And it ends in a good old orgasm collage, like in "Amelie". 372 00:36:04,747 --> 00:36:07,208 We cut from couple to couple, scream to scream, and then the text: 373 00:36:09,919 --> 00:36:12,588 "www.bodyfatindexlove.fi" 374 00:36:15,925 --> 00:36:19,887 I guarantee you half a million clicks during the first week. 375 00:36:21,055 --> 00:36:25,351 And a month later the joyous message has spread like wildfire. 376 00:36:26,018 --> 00:36:29,230 I'm sure Pete's a very competent guy. 377 00:36:29,689 --> 00:36:33,025 I just don't know if FF has the resources- 378 00:36:33,317 --> 00:36:37,989 to solve all the relationship problems in the world. 379 00:36:39,782 --> 00:36:42,410 But imagine how envious the world will be- 380 00:36:42,785 --> 00:36:47,123 when Pete locates the G-spot in Finland. Guess what the slogan is? 381 00:36:47,373 --> 00:36:49,417 Did I ask you to locate the G-spot? 382 00:36:49,667 --> 00:36:52,003 Were my instructions unclear? - No. 383 00:36:52,962 --> 00:36:55,047 Now focus. 384 00:36:56,632 --> 00:36:59,510 Focus on Finnish relationships alone. 385 00:37:01,721 --> 00:37:04,348 You don't have a family either, Mertala? 386 00:37:06,017 --> 00:37:07,894 Hey, I have an idea. 387 00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:12,565 Why don't the two of you come and spend an evening on the boat with us? 388 00:37:12,857 --> 00:37:16,235 Learn what a regular Finnish relationship is all about. 389 00:37:22,074 --> 00:37:24,535 Hey, wait! - Are you trying to ruin this on purpose? 390 00:37:25,870 --> 00:37:28,748 Just doing my job. - This isn't what we agreed on. 391 00:37:29,874 --> 00:37:32,668 The ad agency usually takes a leading role in planning the project. 392 00:37:34,337 --> 00:37:36,672 From now on we do the planning together. 393 00:37:38,049 --> 00:37:40,009 Factors. 394 00:37:40,593 --> 00:37:42,303 Tractors? 395 00:37:42,887 --> 00:37:44,347 Actors? 396 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,307 Reactors? 397 00:37:46,849 --> 00:37:48,476 So an actor drives a tractor- 398 00:37:48,893 --> 00:37:49,977 by a reactor. 399 00:37:50,228 --> 00:37:54,023 Slogan: "Act or be reduced to a factor." 400 00:37:59,111 --> 00:38:02,073 Or how about a simple rooster and hen theme? 401 00:38:03,491 --> 00:38:05,826 What did the rooster say to the hen? 402 00:38:07,578 --> 00:38:09,664 "Stand by your chick." 403 00:38:10,498 --> 00:38:13,376 It has it all: nurturing, humor, relationships. 404 00:38:15,211 --> 00:38:17,296 So come up with something better yourself. 405 00:38:17,713 --> 00:38:20,508 I will if you stop staring. 406 00:38:21,217 --> 00:38:24,053 Or a basic cheese counter scene? - A what? 407 00:38:24,595 --> 00:38:27,098 The man wants creamy Swiss, the woman wants low-fat. 408 00:38:27,556 --> 00:38:30,309 Which one of them gives in? - Why can't they get both? 409 00:38:30,601 --> 00:38:32,812 Know how much cheese costs nowadays? - No. 410 00:38:33,771 --> 00:38:36,482 Friends. Do we hang out with your friends or my friends? 411 00:38:36,941 --> 00:38:40,736 Or household chores. Who does what? 412 00:38:41,112 --> 00:38:43,155 That's a good one. 413 00:38:43,990 --> 00:38:46,617 Or holidays, how are they spent? With whom? 414 00:38:48,911 --> 00:38:51,831 Or building a house together. 415 00:38:52,581 --> 00:38:56,460 That sure puts a strain on the relationship. Or... 416 00:38:57,878 --> 00:38:59,839 Ella! Ahoy! 417 00:39:01,048 --> 00:39:03,592 I'm so glad you made it after all. 418 00:39:04,135 --> 00:39:05,636 Step on board. 419 00:39:08,723 --> 00:39:10,182 This is Teppo. 420 00:39:10,683 --> 00:39:11,976 Hi, I'm Stigu. 421 00:39:12,518 --> 00:39:13,853 I'm Ella. 422 00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:25,865 I thought it would do you good to spend some time with an ordinary family. 423 00:39:37,626 --> 00:39:39,170 So, let's hear it. 424 00:39:39,378 --> 00:39:41,630 What have you come up with? 425 00:39:43,049 --> 00:39:45,468 We've been giving a lot of thought to your brand. 426 00:39:46,135 --> 00:39:50,014 That is... from a new basis. - Exactly. 427 00:39:53,726 --> 00:39:54,977 Teppo, no! 428 00:39:55,644 --> 00:39:58,773 Can't you do the dishes properly? Just this once when we have guests? 429 00:39:59,398 --> 00:40:01,025 Yes, chief. 430 00:40:01,692 --> 00:40:02,985 And? 431 00:40:03,527 --> 00:40:07,281 There's this couple... - Sounds good. 432 00:40:08,532 --> 00:40:11,369 And they're by the cheese counter... 433 00:40:14,497 --> 00:40:16,290 Sorry... Hello? 434 00:40:18,167 --> 00:40:22,171 I'll just catch my breath, before the chief issues another order. 435 00:40:24,382 --> 00:40:26,926 I know the secret of a sustainable relationship. 436 00:40:27,134 --> 00:40:29,428 Feel free to steal this. 437 00:40:29,804 --> 00:40:33,974 It started 10 years ago. Now I go there every night. 438 00:40:35,184 --> 00:40:37,812 An elevator gets me there. 439 00:40:37,812 --> 00:40:40,439 A whole other world opens up. 440 00:40:41,565 --> 00:40:45,986 Don't tell Kikka, but I have another woman in that parallel reality. 441 00:40:49,698 --> 00:40:51,700 In my dreams. 442 00:40:52,701 --> 00:40:56,163 Teppo! My mom's in hospital! We have to go. 443 00:40:56,664 --> 00:40:58,874 She fell from a ladder. - Aha. 444 00:41:00,543 --> 00:41:03,003 We won't be long. See that the boys don't drown. 445 00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:12,847 What the fuck? 446 00:41:13,222 --> 00:41:15,182 What the fuck? 447 00:41:15,933 --> 00:41:18,018 I'll have to wash your mouth with soap. - Shit! 448 00:41:18,894 --> 00:41:22,064 Swords down! 449 00:41:23,566 --> 00:41:28,279 Let's play being quiet. - Fuck, fuck... 450 00:41:29,905 --> 00:41:31,740 Who wants to play shark hunting? 451 00:41:31,991 --> 00:41:35,286 Ok, boys, are you ready? - Yes! 452 00:41:36,912 --> 00:41:38,956 Is the shark ready? - Yes. 453 00:41:42,418 --> 00:41:45,045 It's coming. And then we shoot. 454 00:41:46,380 --> 00:41:47,590 Fire! 455 00:41:55,222 --> 00:41:57,183 Where's the shark? 456 00:42:13,491 --> 00:42:14,950 Fire! 457 00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:24,585 Pirates? Ok. 458 00:44:01,765 --> 00:44:06,520 Teppo, they're sleeping like angels. - Uh-uh. 459 00:44:07,605 --> 00:44:10,983 With you it would still be a total zoo. 460 00:44:25,873 --> 00:44:28,125 What's unique about my business plan- 461 00:44:28,667 --> 00:44:30,836 is that it's not just a vintage store. 462 00:44:31,420 --> 00:44:33,839 Each customer also gets a book- 463 00:44:34,465 --> 00:44:37,134 from the same year as the garment they buy. 464 00:44:37,635 --> 00:44:40,304 Or maybe a poem or just a page from a book. 465 00:44:41,096 --> 00:44:43,682 With a message I've chosen myself. 466 00:44:44,516 --> 00:44:46,518 You could name the shop Rags and Rhymes. 467 00:44:47,519 --> 00:44:49,813 Might need a little rethinking. 468 00:44:50,981 --> 00:44:53,359 But hey, here it is. 469 00:44:55,903 --> 00:44:58,322 They said they'd hold it for me until I get the funding cleared. 470 00:44:59,573 --> 00:45:02,618 I'll have mannequins in the corner, dressed in evening gowns. 471 00:45:03,243 --> 00:45:05,871 Bags and jewelry go over there. 472 00:45:06,580 --> 00:45:08,332 I want the sewing machine in the shop itself. 473 00:45:08,582 --> 00:45:12,461 That way I can talk with the customers while working. 474 00:45:14,213 --> 00:45:17,007 What? - Go on. 475 00:45:19,968 --> 00:45:22,346 As soon as you stop staring. 476 00:45:22,554 --> 00:45:24,807 I wasn't staring. - Yes, you were. 477 00:45:25,641 --> 00:45:28,352 No, I was paying attention. 478 00:45:31,355 --> 00:45:34,692 And I want a birdcage here so... You were staring again! 479 00:45:48,872 --> 00:45:52,418 I should head that way, I live right around the corner. 480 00:45:53,210 --> 00:45:55,462 I live over there. 481 00:45:55,838 --> 00:45:57,923 But you know that already. 482 00:45:58,215 --> 00:46:00,384 Good night. - Good night. 483 00:46:06,890 --> 00:46:08,225 Wait! 484 00:46:11,562 --> 00:46:15,274 Give me your shirt. I can mend it. It's what I do. 485 00:46:27,494 --> 00:46:30,956 A friend of my friend... It was a long time ago. 486 00:46:34,626 --> 00:46:37,671 She was very much in love and she dropped out of school- 487 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:40,674 moved to Helsinki to be with the guy. 488 00:46:41,091 --> 00:46:43,677 They were going to start a business together- 489 00:46:43,927 --> 00:46:45,596 and maybe a family too. 490 00:46:45,888 --> 00:46:48,807 As soon as she had finished unpacking she found out- 491 00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:52,686 that the guy had a wife and child all along. 492 00:46:59,651 --> 00:47:04,114 That's something even the Family Federation could never fix. 493 00:47:10,412 --> 00:47:12,206 Bye. - Bye. 494 00:47:25,344 --> 00:47:28,806 Hi, sorry. - That's Ok. 495 00:47:29,264 --> 00:47:31,391 I was at the supermarket. 496 00:47:32,184 --> 00:47:34,645 All the single and childless guys go there at this hour. 497 00:47:34,853 --> 00:47:37,856 I spotted a really cute guy- 498 00:47:38,398 --> 00:47:41,026 somewhere between the salmon and pike perch. 499 00:47:41,860 --> 00:47:44,863 I followed him to frozen foods and then he turned around a kissed- 500 00:47:46,114 --> 00:47:47,699 his boyfriend. 501 00:47:48,534 --> 00:47:50,953 I wasn't exactly turned on. 502 00:47:53,831 --> 00:47:55,707 Unlike you, it seems. 503 00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:59,628 Stigu just had a little accident on the job. 504 00:47:59,837 --> 00:48:02,047 Figured it's only fair I mend this, since it is what I do. 505 00:48:02,381 --> 00:48:05,509 Accident? Meaning that you've fallen in love with him? 506 00:48:07,678 --> 00:48:09,471 You're so wrong. 507 00:48:24,862 --> 00:48:26,530 Hi. - Good morning. 508 00:48:27,114 --> 00:48:29,366 So, any new ideas? 509 00:48:29,867 --> 00:48:32,202 I got great pictures of the boys. 510 00:48:32,870 --> 00:48:35,080 There's a lot of these pirate pictures. 511 00:48:35,873 --> 00:48:37,791 Now where's that one... 512 00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:41,295 We really should have something solid together by now. 513 00:48:47,426 --> 00:48:48,886 Listen. 514 00:48:49,219 --> 00:48:54,349 A friend of my friend started thinking rather late in life about- 515 00:48:54,683 --> 00:48:59,688 how he will know if he's met the right woman. 516 00:49:00,981 --> 00:49:04,818 And then... - Do you know those people? 517 00:49:14,745 --> 00:49:16,788 Hi, this is Ella. Ella, meet the gang. 518 00:49:17,122 --> 00:49:18,832 Nice to meet you. - Hi. 519 00:49:19,708 --> 00:49:23,754 I'm Karri. Are you Stigu's...? - We know each other from work. 520 00:49:24,254 --> 00:49:25,964 Yes, from work. 521 00:49:26,757 --> 00:49:28,634 From work. - From work. 522 00:49:30,427 --> 00:49:32,554 What happened to you? 523 00:49:32,930 --> 00:49:35,474 This guy tried a collar choke on me. I disagreed. 524 00:49:35,724 --> 00:49:38,226 In jiu-jitsu. Come sit with us. 525 00:49:43,607 --> 00:49:46,193 Nothing you ain't seen before. 526 00:49:46,735 --> 00:49:49,821 Stigu and Taru used to date. 527 00:49:50,364 --> 00:49:53,492 A very long time ago. - A very long time ago. 528 00:49:54,493 --> 00:49:56,703 Taru got a stomach flu in the Maldives. 529 00:49:57,162 --> 00:50:00,082 When shit started flying in the hotel room, Stigu flew home. 530 00:50:03,627 --> 00:50:05,879 Work emergency. 531 00:50:07,923 --> 00:50:09,967 Remember that girl, Mira? 532 00:50:10,175 --> 00:50:13,679 You left her with us when you had a vision in the middle of the night. 533 00:50:13,929 --> 00:50:16,974 She cried so much she almost choked. 534 00:50:17,224 --> 00:50:21,061 And Milla whom you invited for a romantic weekend in the wilds. 535 00:50:21,353 --> 00:50:24,106 And then forgot to come and join her. 536 00:50:28,777 --> 00:50:31,697 Sorry if we interrupted your... - It's Ok. 537 00:50:31,989 --> 00:50:35,075 We've been actually doing some research on this same subject. 538 00:50:36,618 --> 00:50:41,540 We're doing a spot for the Family Federation on sustainable relationships. 539 00:50:52,676 --> 00:50:54,845 I have to take a leak. 540 00:50:59,016 --> 00:51:01,351 About that godfather thing... Saara's been asking. 541 00:51:01,643 --> 00:51:04,187 That Maldives trip was ten years ago. 542 00:51:04,730 --> 00:51:06,773 He was just kidding around... 543 00:51:07,024 --> 00:51:09,818 Can't I decide for myself what to tell her or not. 544 00:51:10,068 --> 00:51:13,780 Me me me. All you care about is yourself. 545 00:51:47,481 --> 00:51:51,777 Hey, Stigu. How's the amazing world of relationships? 546 00:51:53,737 --> 00:51:56,114 Junior here is on fire. 547 00:51:56,406 --> 00:51:59,868 I have a feeling we'll be getting a new flagship for the agency soon. 548 00:52:00,494 --> 00:52:01,620 Congratulations. 549 00:52:02,245 --> 00:52:06,083 Could take us all the way to Cannes. - We'll see. 550 00:52:07,084 --> 00:52:10,378 Unless you have something even better up your sleeve. 551 00:52:11,922 --> 00:52:14,508 I... - Yes? 552 00:52:17,552 --> 00:52:19,679 Stigu, let me know if I can help. 553 00:52:21,264 --> 00:52:23,058 No. 554 00:52:24,226 --> 00:52:26,353 He does look really tired. 555 00:52:26,603 --> 00:52:29,523 I could take over the FF campaign. I've got BMW pretty much covered. 556 00:52:30,065 --> 00:52:31,942 Man, you're fast. 557 00:52:33,151 --> 00:52:36,363 Like with that recycling spot. 558 00:52:38,406 --> 00:52:41,284 What about it? - You haven't heard? 559 00:52:42,077 --> 00:52:43,870 Jussi, have you heard? - What are you saying? 560 00:52:44,162 --> 00:52:45,539 Everyone knows. 561 00:52:45,789 --> 00:52:47,541 You really haven't heard? - Not a word. 562 00:52:47,707 --> 00:52:49,584 That's interesting. 563 00:52:49,876 --> 00:52:52,045 One week, and my recycling idea was stolen. 564 00:52:52,212 --> 00:52:55,507 Stigu, you're out of line. - You think I stole you're idea? 565 00:52:55,882 --> 00:52:58,093 It seems like quite a coincidence. - Boys! 566 00:52:58,301 --> 00:53:00,762 Are you saying I go around stealing people's ideas? 567 00:53:03,765 --> 00:53:06,893 Is that what you're saying? Fuck you! 568 00:53:07,477 --> 00:53:11,356 I have my own ideas. I don't need to steal! 569 00:53:26,538 --> 00:53:28,373 You assured me you were capable of- 570 00:53:28,665 --> 00:53:31,084 taking responsibility of the whole project. 571 00:53:32,586 --> 00:53:35,130 Let's give him a few more minutes. 572 00:53:49,519 --> 00:53:51,188 Ok. That was that. 573 00:53:56,860 --> 00:53:57,944 Hi. 574 00:54:12,209 --> 00:54:15,503 Wife carrying. Perfect metaphor for a relationship. 575 00:54:16,046 --> 00:54:17,339 We'll do a spot and prints. 576 00:54:17,589 --> 00:54:19,007 Should there be a hyphen? 577 00:54:19,216 --> 00:54:21,468 Are we doing a grammar book here? 578 00:54:21,676 --> 00:54:24,512 A couple struggles towards the finish line, regardless of all the obstacles. 579 00:54:24,846 --> 00:54:27,515 It's as absurd as that body fat index idea of yours. 580 00:54:28,016 --> 00:54:29,559 Love is absurd. 581 00:54:29,893 --> 00:54:31,853 Nobody can explain why they suddenly feel like... 582 00:54:32,103 --> 00:54:34,481 We haven't got the budget for it. 583 00:54:36,024 --> 00:54:37,567 We'll shoot it in Sonkajärvi- 584 00:54:37,859 --> 00:54:39,361 at the Wife Carrying World Championships. 585 00:54:39,694 --> 00:54:42,030 Small and cheap film crew. We'll harness all the free publicity- 586 00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:45,867 for the Family Federation's benefit. Internationally this is- 587 00:54:46,076 --> 00:54:50,538 In the same class as Santa Claus, Nokia or Angry Birds. 588 00:54:52,207 --> 00:54:55,126 Where would you get the actors? - From among the FF staff. 589 00:54:56,002 --> 00:54:58,171 Personal dedication to the FF cause. 590 00:54:58,380 --> 00:55:00,590 Everyone's away on vacation. 591 00:55:01,174 --> 00:55:02,926 Ella and I. 592 00:55:14,104 --> 00:55:18,733 Sorry, but I think this idea is... - Brilliant! 593 00:55:20,068 --> 00:55:21,736 We'll do it! 594 00:55:22,237 --> 00:55:23,571 Amazing! 595 00:55:23,905 --> 00:55:25,615 It's a bit different from what I had in mind- 596 00:55:25,991 --> 00:55:28,243 but who cares. You're the professionals. 597 00:55:28,451 --> 00:55:31,288 This really isn't in my job description. 598 00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:37,252 So it's not going to happen then? - I just... 599 00:55:43,174 --> 00:55:46,553 You two decide amongst yourselves- 600 00:55:46,803 --> 00:55:49,097 whether this will happen or not. 601 00:55:49,389 --> 00:55:52,475 I have to make a call. I expect an answer when I get back. 602 00:56:04,529 --> 00:56:07,782 I'm not giving my face to the Family Federation ad. 603 00:56:11,077 --> 00:56:13,955 If you've got your whole future riding on this- 604 00:56:15,206 --> 00:56:16,666 so do I. 605 00:56:17,292 --> 00:56:20,670 This could be the last job I'm ever offered. 606 00:56:22,714 --> 00:56:26,009 I thought you were the agency's top copywriter? 607 00:56:27,802 --> 00:56:30,764 Everyone wins if we do this. 608 00:56:32,557 --> 00:56:34,184 Help me. 609 00:56:39,397 --> 00:56:41,816 Ok, I'll go get her. 610 00:56:55,497 --> 00:56:57,415 FUNDING MEETING JULY 7th 611 00:57:31,950 --> 00:57:34,702 So when's the contest? - July 7th. 612 00:57:38,248 --> 00:57:40,834 This project's so important to the Federation- 613 00:57:41,042 --> 00:57:44,712 I'll put my vacation on hold and make sacrifices same as you. 614 00:57:46,089 --> 00:57:48,049 What else can we do? 615 00:58:24,085 --> 00:58:25,587 Tickles. 616 00:58:27,547 --> 00:58:29,382 Hi. - Hi. 617 00:58:31,885 --> 00:58:35,388 There's something I need to tell you. - Me too. 618 00:58:36,264 --> 00:58:39,267 I want to stop Wednesdays. - Me too. 619 00:58:41,269 --> 00:58:44,481 I never thought this would happen. 620 00:58:47,025 --> 00:58:50,695 You've been, like, the other man all along. 621 00:58:51,988 --> 00:58:54,782 Because I'm really married... 622 00:58:57,452 --> 00:59:01,498 to my company and business plan. 623 00:59:06,419 --> 00:59:10,006 You Ok with that? - Sure. 624 00:59:11,716 --> 00:59:15,637 We'll get the job done, of course. - Of course. 625 00:59:16,554 --> 00:59:17,889 Good. 626 00:59:57,929 --> 00:59:59,222 Hello. 627 01:00:02,058 --> 01:00:03,560 What? 628 01:00:17,407 --> 01:00:19,200 Way to go. 629 01:00:29,377 --> 01:00:31,170 Enough. 630 01:01:55,129 --> 01:01:57,006 I should probably... 631 01:02:00,968 --> 01:02:02,261 Karri? 632 01:02:07,850 --> 01:02:09,686 Thanks. 633 01:02:28,413 --> 01:02:30,123 Sorry. 634 01:02:33,334 --> 01:02:35,670 I was with Karri. Long night. 635 01:02:35,878 --> 01:02:38,005 It's going to be a very long ride. 636 01:02:38,548 --> 01:02:40,508 500 kilometers. 637 01:03:15,710 --> 01:03:17,503 WELCOME 638 01:03:21,382 --> 01:03:22,425 Hi. 639 01:03:22,759 --> 01:03:24,552 Mertala and Sadeoja. 640 01:03:32,101 --> 01:03:35,396 Which one is this for? - Only one key per cabin. 641 01:03:36,105 --> 01:03:39,442 But we booked two cabins. - What's the big deal? 642 01:03:39,776 --> 01:03:42,528 Plenty enough room for two. 643 01:03:42,904 --> 01:03:45,573 We're kind of fully booked. 644 01:03:59,754 --> 01:04:02,465 Which one do you want? - I can take that one. 645 01:04:02,673 --> 01:04:04,300 Why you? 646 01:04:04,550 --> 01:04:07,720 You can have it if you want. - You said you wanted it. 647 01:04:08,262 --> 01:04:11,265 You asked, I answered. I don't care either way. 648 01:04:17,605 --> 01:04:21,651 WIFE CARRYING WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS 649 01:04:35,998 --> 01:04:38,793 How do you know all these people? 650 01:04:40,795 --> 01:04:42,421 Hi, are you Timo? 651 01:04:43,256 --> 01:04:44,841 Come with me. 652 01:04:50,096 --> 01:04:52,306 Sussu! Hi. 653 01:04:55,643 --> 01:04:58,145 You remembered my name! 654 01:04:58,521 --> 01:05:02,567 We fucked a few times in the barn as teenagers, used to date. 655 01:05:03,401 --> 01:05:05,486 I wasn't expecting the love story of the century- 656 01:05:05,736 --> 01:05:09,365 but I was a bit put off when he told me point blank he was leaving. 657 01:05:10,032 --> 01:05:11,868 Wanted to move to Helsinki. 658 01:05:12,076 --> 01:05:15,329 He was Timo when he left, before he became Stigu in the city. 659 01:05:15,705 --> 01:05:19,834 When a man has to go... But you could have dropped a line at some point. 660 01:05:20,001 --> 01:05:22,044 It was 20 years ago. 661 01:05:22,545 --> 01:05:25,506 He put on a beret and set out to write poems. 662 01:05:25,715 --> 01:05:29,051 Haven't seen a book from you, you must be doing something else? 663 01:05:29,260 --> 01:05:31,512 Well, I found a way go. 664 01:05:32,221 --> 01:05:35,141 Don't wet your pants over this. Sweet or savory? 665 01:05:37,727 --> 01:05:42,481 You're from around here? Why didn't you tell me? 666 01:05:43,608 --> 01:05:45,359 You didn't ask. 667 01:05:46,402 --> 01:05:48,487 From Timo to Stigu? 668 01:05:49,906 --> 01:05:52,742 Timo does sound a bit like... Timo. 669 01:05:53,910 --> 01:05:56,078 While Stigu is more... Stigu. 670 01:05:58,122 --> 01:06:00,333 There's the start and finish line. 671 01:06:00,541 --> 01:06:03,127 The moat is a real killer, there's no water in it yet. 672 01:06:03,961 --> 01:06:07,131 It's enough if we film during that straight stretch and the finish line. 673 01:06:14,472 --> 01:06:15,973 That I refuse to do. 674 01:06:16,140 --> 01:06:17,850 It's actually quite comfortable. - No way. 675 01:06:18,059 --> 01:06:20,770 Giddyup. Give it a try. - Giddyp? 676 01:06:21,354 --> 01:06:24,440 Country boy and proud of it. On the back you go. 677 01:06:25,358 --> 01:06:27,360 No, no, no. 678 01:06:28,527 --> 01:06:30,488 This won't work. 679 01:06:31,364 --> 01:06:33,324 I'm falling! 680 01:06:33,741 --> 01:06:36,077 I'm falling! - We're doing great. 681 01:06:37,703 --> 01:06:38,996 Let go of me! 682 01:06:39,288 --> 01:06:41,666 Put me down! 683 01:06:44,961 --> 01:06:47,546 I get to decide when my head is against your ass. 684 01:06:50,508 --> 01:06:52,343 We're from Helsinki. 685 01:06:54,011 --> 01:06:58,224 Timo! I thought you looked kinda familiar. 686 01:06:59,684 --> 01:07:01,852 Ella, this is my dad. 687 01:07:02,728 --> 01:07:03,813 Hi. 688 01:07:11,028 --> 01:07:13,280 Look who I got tagging along. 689 01:07:16,242 --> 01:07:17,952 He stuck you here? 690 01:07:18,202 --> 01:07:22,415 On purpose, so I don't get to keep an eye on him. 691 01:07:23,708 --> 01:07:26,919 No point in running off if she can't come chasing after me. 692 01:07:27,503 --> 01:07:31,799 Wouldn't chase you even if I could fly. - Easy now... 693 01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:34,301 Ella. 694 01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:40,182 Here for a bit of wife carrying? - Doing an ad for the Family Federation. 695 01:07:41,183 --> 01:07:44,687 Yes, an ad. - We never suspected otherwise. 696 01:08:27,772 --> 01:08:29,774 Rogue Ronkainen was a bandit chief. 697 01:08:30,066 --> 01:08:32,735 He'd storm into town and steal the women away on his back. 698 01:08:32,985 --> 01:08:34,403 Wouldn't say steal. 699 01:08:34,737 --> 01:08:36,781 That's how the tradition started. 700 01:08:37,823 --> 01:08:40,451 Today they'd throw you in jail for that. 701 01:08:40,951 --> 01:08:44,371 But here we've turned him into a national hero. 702 01:08:45,331 --> 01:08:48,501 They say the women resisted just for show. 703 01:08:49,376 --> 01:08:53,214 Ronkainen was known as a skilled lover. - Purely legend. 704 01:08:54,256 --> 01:08:58,344 He was a bull for a man. - Wouldn't say bull. 705 01:08:58,886 --> 01:09:01,430 He sure as heck was. 706 01:09:02,473 --> 01:09:07,228 Had that glint in the eye. - You were around in the 1800s? 707 01:09:14,068 --> 01:09:17,363 Your parents seem nice. - Can't complain. 708 01:09:25,871 --> 01:09:29,542 Have you still been writing poems? - Not seriously. 709 01:09:30,334 --> 01:09:33,921 Why not? If it was your big dream when you were young. 710 01:09:36,090 --> 01:09:39,176 I guess I've been busy or something. 711 01:09:41,303 --> 01:09:44,890 It's a useless dream because it could never lead anywhere. 712 01:09:45,391 --> 01:09:47,935 Does everything always have to lead somewhere? 713 01:09:49,979 --> 01:09:52,731 Can't believe I'm hearing that from you. 714 01:10:00,072 --> 01:10:02,658 What do you write about? 715 01:10:04,869 --> 01:10:06,996 Dunno. 716 01:10:09,582 --> 01:10:12,084 Myself, I guess. - Read me a poem of yours. 717 01:10:12,543 --> 01:10:14,795 No way. - Please, I want to hear. 718 01:10:15,129 --> 01:10:20,092 For once I try to be romantic. - Romance wasn't part of our deal. 719 01:13:24,568 --> 01:13:29,656 We won't film until the second round, the finals. 720 01:13:29,656 --> 01:13:33,535 You just watch for now. - Ella, see you at the finish line. 721 01:13:39,541 --> 01:13:42,669 The first round's just for warm-up. We'll film on the next round. 722 01:13:43,045 --> 01:13:45,506 What if we don't make the next round? We can't count on that. 723 01:13:45,798 --> 01:13:48,008 Three couples go to the finals. We can't lose to these guys. 724 01:13:48,217 --> 01:13:52,054 But we have to get the spot done. - I've been doing ads for 20 years. 725 01:13:52,054 --> 01:13:55,849 What's your body fat index? - What are you doing here? 726 01:13:56,725 --> 01:13:59,520 Robbing you of your place in the finals. 727 01:13:59,812 --> 01:14:02,189 You'd better listen to your woman. 728 01:14:02,564 --> 01:14:04,691 Once you've screwed this up- 729 01:14:04,900 --> 01:14:07,027 I can steal this concept from you as well. 730 01:14:07,236 --> 01:14:09,279 We have to film this round already! 731 01:15:32,946 --> 01:15:35,616 Great, you made it to the finals. 732 01:15:37,242 --> 01:15:40,078 How could you fall when I... - What are you saying? 733 01:15:40,787 --> 01:15:42,748 Why did you have to fall... 734 01:15:57,763 --> 01:15:59,389 Can't be true. 735 01:16:02,684 --> 01:16:04,478 What is it? 736 01:16:05,103 --> 01:16:08,023 They've tried to call me about the funding. 737 01:16:19,535 --> 01:16:21,537 Hi, it's Ella Sadeoja. 738 01:16:22,746 --> 01:16:25,832 I just wanted to check when we were scheduled to meet. 739 01:16:27,376 --> 01:16:29,127 Today? 740 01:16:30,212 --> 01:16:32,714 I have no idea how this happened. 741 01:16:33,257 --> 01:16:35,717 I don't have it in my diary. 742 01:16:36,718 --> 01:16:39,680 I understand there's a fixed deadline... 743 01:16:40,931 --> 01:16:44,351 I know you can't make exceptions but... 744 01:16:44,935 --> 01:16:46,562 But... 745 01:16:51,858 --> 01:16:53,694 Ella... 746 01:16:58,574 --> 01:17:01,535 I have to tell you something. 747 01:17:51,376 --> 01:17:55,088 Let me explain. - You only cared about your career. 748 01:17:55,464 --> 01:17:58,717 We have to go to the finals. Come, please. 749 01:18:00,469 --> 01:18:04,514 You know how many years I've been working to have my own business? 750 01:18:06,058 --> 01:18:07,809 If you cared about me- 751 01:18:08,018 --> 01:18:10,771 you wouldn't have ruined the most important thing in my life. 752 01:18:11,021 --> 01:18:13,357 I thought we'd... - All you think about is yourself. 753 01:18:14,149 --> 01:18:16,985 I'm not surprised you haven't managed to do what you want. 754 01:18:17,361 --> 01:18:20,364 Writing poems. Who wants to read poems- 755 01:18:20,656 --> 01:18:24,284 by a selfish, lying shit like you? 756 01:18:26,078 --> 01:18:28,705 And I'm not surprised that boyfriend of your friend's friend- 757 01:18:28,955 --> 01:18:32,167 dumped her for another woman, if cheese was a major issue. 758 01:18:32,959 --> 01:18:37,130 So you were let down once. You're behaving like it's a world tragedy. 759 01:18:38,882 --> 01:18:42,010 Our chance is gone, and so is my patience! 760 01:18:42,177 --> 01:18:44,388 The finals are over and we have nothing on film- 761 01:18:44,388 --> 01:18:47,015 since you two didn't care to show up. 762 01:18:48,642 --> 01:18:52,020 How are you going to sort this out? 763 01:18:56,858 --> 01:19:01,279 You will not be getting a reference for me, not for anything. 764 01:19:06,410 --> 01:19:09,579 I don't want to see you ever again. 765 01:19:26,304 --> 01:19:27,681 Wait! 766 01:20:58,814 --> 01:21:01,316 Happy birthday! 767 01:21:21,086 --> 01:21:25,173 How about we watch this home video our neighbor filmed? 768 01:21:41,314 --> 01:21:46,069 There on the back straight I was almost ready to quit- 769 01:21:47,445 --> 01:21:49,072 but I thought to myself: 770 01:21:49,281 --> 01:21:53,660 It's not a shame to lose but it's a shame to give in. 771 01:21:55,787 --> 01:21:58,290 It's awesome. 772 01:22:02,043 --> 01:22:04,379 This is awesome. 773 01:22:27,777 --> 01:22:29,988 TO LET 774 01:23:31,716 --> 01:23:35,679 It's not a shame to lose but it's a shame to give in 775 01:23:45,730 --> 01:23:48,233 I think it's... 776 01:23:51,736 --> 01:23:53,530 Amazing! 777 01:23:55,448 --> 01:23:58,201 Absolutely amazing. 778 01:23:59,035 --> 01:24:00,870 Right on. 779 01:24:02,330 --> 01:24:05,750 Down to earth and warm. - Yes. 780 01:24:06,042 --> 01:24:07,502 The times we live in- 781 01:24:07,794 --> 01:24:10,296 it's these real emotions and experiences that count. 782 01:24:11,006 --> 01:24:12,465 Right on. 783 01:24:31,401 --> 01:24:33,445 I need to speak to you. 784 01:24:34,237 --> 01:24:36,197 Move your foot away. 785 01:24:36,573 --> 01:24:38,867 I took care of that Family Fed job and... 786 01:24:39,075 --> 01:24:41,119 Come with me, I want to show you something. 787 01:24:41,828 --> 01:24:43,163 Your foot! 788 01:24:43,538 --> 01:24:47,459 Please, just listen. I have... - I don't want anything from you. 789 01:24:57,343 --> 01:24:58,970 I have your diary. 790 01:25:44,641 --> 01:25:47,936 I couldn't find the exact same lamp- 791 01:25:48,228 --> 01:25:51,356 as in your scale model. 792 01:25:53,566 --> 01:25:55,944 Will that one do? 793 01:26:00,073 --> 01:26:02,450 We own this together now. 794 01:26:03,118 --> 01:26:05,912 I put all my savings in this. 795 01:26:12,252 --> 01:26:16,297 Do you really believe that everything can be bought? 796 01:26:21,427 --> 01:26:23,096 I screwed up. 797 01:26:24,222 --> 01:26:26,224 Wasn't my first time. 798 01:26:28,560 --> 01:26:30,562 Or last. 799 01:26:32,522 --> 01:26:37,110 But I'm sure that if I've ruined what was between us- 800 01:26:37,318 --> 01:26:41,948 it's the biggest mistake I've ever made. 801 01:26:45,869 --> 01:26:48,580 If I understood things correctly- 802 01:26:49,414 --> 01:26:52,333 what happened during that trip... 803 01:26:52,542 --> 01:26:55,086 what we had... 804 01:27:06,890 --> 01:27:10,560 If it ain't broke, don't fix it. 805 01:27:14,230 --> 01:27:16,482 If you don't say something soon- 806 01:27:16,733 --> 01:27:20,069 I'll have to say it again with a song. 807 01:28:21,756 --> 01:28:24,259 Ok, let's go. 808 01:28:28,554 --> 01:28:32,308 Here God comes close to us, gives us His blessing. 809 01:28:32,642 --> 01:28:35,019 Which is why christening is for us a moment of- 810 01:28:35,228 --> 01:28:37,897 silence, wonder and thankfulness. 811 01:28:57,583 --> 01:29:00,461 Way to go. - Way to go. 812 01:29:07,385 --> 01:29:09,846 We'll still get to go on that trip some day. 813 01:29:11,472 --> 01:29:14,183 There's something I really need to do. 814 01:29:14,726 --> 01:29:17,979 If I only knew how. - I think you do. 815 01:29:36,539 --> 01:29:39,250 Creamy Swiss, please, and something low-fat. 816 01:30:44,399 --> 01:30:45,817 Hey! 817 01:30:46,692 --> 01:30:49,695 You're not planning to leave it there?! 818 01:30:50,405 --> 01:30:54,992 He'd make a good man for you, quiet and toilet-trained. 819 01:31:28,943 --> 01:31:31,529 You walking on grass... 820 01:31:42,707 --> 01:31:45,668 You walking on grass barefooted. 821 01:31:46,085 --> 01:31:49,547 The most important observation in my life as it stands. 822 01:31:49,881 --> 01:31:53,176 And I can't speak, because I just ate my words. 823 01:31:53,426 --> 01:31:56,721 So I decide to approach you in a letter. 824 01:31:57,388 --> 01:32:00,975 It's a bit chilly here but otherwise things are fine. 825 01:32:02,768 --> 01:32:05,855 I saw a woman in the crowd and thought it was you. 826 01:32:06,063 --> 01:32:08,357 I waved... 827 01:32:18,993 --> 01:32:25,291 I waved back and walked towards you. 828 01:32:28,628 --> 01:32:32,381 When I got closer, she was hugging someone else. 829 01:32:35,343 --> 01:32:39,472 Soon I couldn't tell anyone apart from your face. 830 01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:46,812 All the songs on the radio were songs about you. 831 01:32:48,898 --> 01:32:52,693 At night I looked for you under the bed and in the pillow. 832 01:32:54,111 --> 01:32:57,198 In the morning I decided: I've had enough. 833 01:32:57,490 --> 01:32:59,617 I'll plant an apple tree in your yard- 834 01:32:59,784 --> 01:33:03,704 and wait underneath it until you show up. 835 01:33:07,250 --> 01:33:14,048 Ehm... PS. This is very naive, very simple. 836 01:33:17,552 --> 01:33:19,804 I love you. 837 01:33:27,728 --> 01:33:29,981 Timo. Amazing. 838 01:34:28,164 --> 01:34:32,335 I've followed your advice for two weeks and stopped looking. 839 01:34:33,336 --> 01:34:36,422 I'm still waiting for the promised miracle. 840 01:34:37,089 --> 01:34:40,760 Mr Right isn't going to land into my lap from the heavens.?