1 00:00:39,293 --> 00:00:41,695 Yo, let's go. Yep. 2 00:00:41,696 --> 00:00:43,562 ♪ Hey ♪ 3 00:00:43,563 --> 00:00:44,832 ♪ La La ♪ 4 00:00:47,334 --> 00:00:50,503 ♪ La La ♪ 5 00:00:50,504 --> 00:00:55,775 ♪ Yeah, building a house so it can fall at the first brick ♪ 6 00:00:55,776 --> 00:00:58,778 ♪ If the cement don't stick ♪ 7 00:00:58,779 --> 00:01:06,185 ♪ But I've been told that it only gets harder from there ♪ 8 00:01:06,186 --> 00:01:10,857 ♪ Mm, I said now that I'm young, I just do what I do ♪ 9 00:01:10,858 --> 00:01:14,560 ♪ I don't second-guess too much ♪ 10 00:01:14,561 --> 00:01:18,564 ♪ Shed my ties, and I'm not that wise ♪ 11 00:01:18,565 --> 00:01:19,999 ♪ I'm not a grown-up... ♪ 12 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,968 We have got to get a retail space, man. 13 00:01:21,969 --> 00:01:23,369 I'm so over these contractors 14 00:01:23,370 --> 00:01:25,571 Nickel and Diming our margins all day. 15 00:01:25,572 --> 00:01:27,573 Yeah. I hear you, man. 16 00:01:27,574 --> 00:01:29,308 Watch the mirror. 17 00:01:35,716 --> 00:01:38,151 That's it. 18 00:01:38,152 --> 00:01:39,685 Come on, man. 19 00:01:47,094 --> 00:01:48,728 Hey, pal, it's Tarzan. 20 00:01:48,729 --> 00:01:52,698 Found your number on Google. Hope it's the right one. 21 00:01:52,699 --> 00:01:54,367 Look, I know it's been a while, 22 00:01:54,368 --> 00:01:56,669 but since we're coming up through Tampa, 23 00:01:56,670 --> 00:01:59,338 I figured you'd want to know. 24 00:01:59,339 --> 00:02:02,842 I got some real bad news about Dallas. 25 00:02:02,843 --> 00:02:05,012 He's gone, bro. 26 00:02:36,911 --> 00:02:38,111 Can I help you? 27 00:02:38,112 --> 00:02:41,414 Hi. I'm here for the wake. 28 00:02:41,415 --> 00:02:42,748 There's no wake here. 29 00:02:42,749 --> 00:02:45,084 All aboard! 30 00:02:45,085 --> 00:02:47,720 Okay. Sorry. I think I actually hear it. 31 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:53,260 ♪ I... I... I... I... I... I... I... ♪ 32 00:03:04,338 --> 00:03:07,173 Come on, baby! 33 00:03:07,174 --> 00:03:08,541 Whoo! 34 00:03:15,916 --> 00:03:19,285 Holy shit. What the fuck are you doing here? 35 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:21,254 Your towel. Your towel. Your towel. 36 00:03:21,255 --> 00:03:22,822 Oh. Yeah. Just go with it, baby. 37 00:03:24,024 --> 00:03:25,959 Hey, fellas! Catch and release! 38 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,060 No! No, no, no! 39 00:03:28,495 --> 00:03:35,768 ♪ Millions of people living as foes ♪ 40 00:03:35,769 --> 00:03:37,937 Nice entrance. 41 00:03:37,938 --> 00:03:40,606 Hey, what's with this fucking suit, bro? 42 00:03:40,607 --> 00:03:41,674 Well, I don't know. 43 00:03:41,675 --> 00:03:43,342 Somebody told me this was a wake. 44 00:03:43,343 --> 00:03:44,278 A wake? 45 00:03:44,279 --> 00:03:46,980 Yeah. Dallas. He's not dead? 46 00:03:46,981 --> 00:03:49,348 You told him he was dead? 47 00:03:52,286 --> 00:03:53,887 We were gonna invite you, but we got... 48 00:03:53,888 --> 00:03:57,456 But we had a fucking couple of drinks, and we were like, 49 00:03:57,457 --> 00:03:59,325 "he's got the girl and the job, 50 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:03,462 and he's not gonna come unless we really get his attention." 51 00:04:03,463 --> 00:04:06,399 Okay, if he's not dead, then where is he? 52 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:10,103 He fucking bailed on us, man. He took the kid. 53 00:04:10,104 --> 00:04:12,272 Started a new show overseas. 54 00:04:13,507 --> 00:04:15,208 Wow. Where? 55 00:04:15,209 --> 00:04:16,910 Macaw. 56 00:04:16,911 --> 00:04:18,011 Macau. 57 00:04:18,012 --> 00:04:19,612 Fucking China. 58 00:04:19,613 --> 00:04:22,648 Some D-Bag investor offered Dallas a whole bunch of money... 59 00:04:22,649 --> 00:04:26,052 Don't say his name, man. Don't give it that power. 60 00:04:26,053 --> 00:04:29,155 I can say his name. He's not fucking Voldemort. 61 00:04:29,156 --> 00:04:31,390 Fuckin' first time you backflipped off that balcony 62 00:04:31,391 --> 00:04:33,226 in the middle of the night. 63 00:04:33,227 --> 00:04:35,428 I was thinking about doing it again and then punked out. 64 00:04:35,429 --> 00:04:37,496 Here she is. Yeah, liquid acid, man. 65 00:04:37,497 --> 00:04:39,698 That'll take you back to the original self. 66 00:04:39,699 --> 00:04:41,067 No, fuck that shit, man. 67 00:04:41,068 --> 00:04:42,868 I woke up under a car in the parking lot. 68 00:04:42,869 --> 00:04:44,470 White shadow, meet Mikey. Hi. 69 00:04:44,471 --> 00:04:47,073 Mikey Lane, white shadow. Yeah. We've met. 70 00:04:47,074 --> 00:04:49,408 Oh, I think she likes you, Mike. All right. 71 00:04:49,409 --> 00:04:51,810 Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah, she definitely likes you. 72 00:04:54,014 --> 00:04:55,481 Jesus fuck. 73 00:04:55,482 --> 00:04:58,351 You look good, Mike. How's everything going, man? 74 00:04:58,352 --> 00:04:59,852 Things are good, man. 75 00:04:59,853 --> 00:05:01,988 They're really good. The business is crushing it. 76 00:05:01,989 --> 00:05:05,091 We got so many orders, I don't even have enough employees. 77 00:05:05,092 --> 00:05:06,492 Uh, I don't know. 78 00:05:06,493 --> 00:05:08,294 We're about to expand and get a retail spot. 79 00:05:08,295 --> 00:05:10,896 That's nice, man. Yeah. Dude, I'm just... 80 00:05:10,897 --> 00:05:13,466 I'm just happy to be running my own show for once. 81 00:05:13,467 --> 00:05:14,334 I feel that one. 82 00:05:14,335 --> 00:05:15,734 How's the old girl? 83 00:05:15,735 --> 00:05:17,336 She's good, man. Yeah. 84 00:05:17,337 --> 00:05:19,238 Yeah? Yeah, I mean... 85 00:05:19,239 --> 00:05:21,274 You guys... You still haven't told me 86 00:05:21,275 --> 00:05:23,409 what the fuck y'all are doing in Tampa. 87 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:26,980 Today, you are looking at it, brother. 88 00:05:26,981 --> 00:05:29,482 Just basking in the glory of our good fortune. 89 00:05:29,483 --> 00:05:32,085 But tomorrow we start the pilgrimage to myrtle beach 90 00:05:32,086 --> 00:05:33,286 for the convention. That's right. 91 00:05:33,287 --> 00:05:36,289 One last fucking ride, baby. 92 00:05:36,290 --> 00:05:38,091 How's that work without Dallas? 93 00:05:38,092 --> 00:05:43,129 Well, you see, we, uh... Tobias is gonna M.C. 94 00:05:43,130 --> 00:05:46,299 All right, all right, all right! 95 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:48,034 How y'all ladies doing here tonight? 96 00:05:50,404 --> 00:05:52,171 That's totally gonna work. 97 00:05:52,172 --> 00:05:53,506 Just do it just like that. 98 00:05:53,507 --> 00:05:56,009 We got a couple days to perfect that. 99 00:05:56,010 --> 00:05:57,410 Uh, look. 100 00:05:57,411 --> 00:05:59,312 The point is we still got two freak shows, 101 00:05:59,313 --> 00:06:01,580 one who can barely dance. 102 00:06:01,581 --> 00:06:04,150 One... person of color? 103 00:06:04,151 --> 00:06:05,484 I think you mean two. 104 00:06:05,485 --> 00:06:08,054 I mean, you're fucking Algerian, bro. 105 00:06:08,055 --> 00:06:09,288 Armenian, asshole. 106 00:06:09,289 --> 00:06:10,856 Oh, right. Yeah. Armenia. 107 00:06:10,857 --> 00:06:12,325 One snowy white Ken doll 108 00:06:12,326 --> 00:06:14,393 for all those good little Christian women. 109 00:06:14,394 --> 00:06:15,494 Present. 110 00:06:15,495 --> 00:06:17,696 I mean, what the fuck more do you need? 111 00:06:17,697 --> 00:06:18,998 Right? 112 00:06:18,999 --> 00:06:20,466 Seize the day! Seize the day. 113 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:22,168 - Am I right? - Yeah! Yes. 114 00:06:22,169 --> 00:06:25,371 I'm Goddamned if I'm gonna let my last memory of this business 115 00:06:25,372 --> 00:06:27,340 be getting laid off. That's right. 116 00:06:27,341 --> 00:06:29,408 If I'm going down, I'm going down in a... in a... 117 00:06:29,409 --> 00:06:31,177 In a Fuckin' Tsunami of dollar bills! 118 00:06:31,178 --> 00:06:32,845 Can I get an "Amen"? Yes. 119 00:06:32,846 --> 00:06:34,480 Amen, brother! Make it rain! 120 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:37,184 Amen! 121 00:06:38,952 --> 00:06:42,655 All right, let's cut this, then sand it and stain it. 122 00:06:42,656 --> 00:06:46,659 Hey, Mike, any word on that thing we talked about? 123 00:06:46,660 --> 00:06:49,062 Uh... y... look. 124 00:06:49,063 --> 00:06:53,732 Yes, uh, is... is the answer, but it just can't be right now. 125 00:06:53,733 --> 00:06:56,435 I mean, we need a couple more reliable accounts 126 00:06:56,436 --> 00:06:59,206 before I can get a policy for you. 127 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:01,074 All right? 128 00:07:01,075 --> 00:07:02,441 Yo, get outta here. 129 00:07:02,442 --> 00:07:04,343 Go have dinner with your family. I can do this. 130 00:07:04,344 --> 00:07:06,079 Nah, man. Come on. It's no problem, man. 131 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:08,047 Come on, it's fine. Seriously. 132 00:07:08,048 --> 00:07:10,249 Yeah? I got it. I got it. Go home. 133 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:12,085 Thanks. Thanks, brother. 134 00:07:58,798 --> 00:08:02,668 You're listening to the golden age of hip-hop. 135 00:08:02,669 --> 00:08:04,803 Only on spotify. 136 00:08:35,435 --> 00:08:38,637 ♪ I'm just a bachelor ♪ 137 00:08:38,638 --> 00:08:41,574 ♪ I'm looking for a partner ♪ 138 00:08:41,575 --> 00:08:45,411 ♪ Someone who knows how to ride ♪ 139 00:08:45,412 --> 00:08:49,014 ♪ Without even falling off ♪ 140 00:08:49,015 --> 00:08:52,218 ♪ Got to be compatible ♪ 141 00:08:52,219 --> 00:08:55,654 ♪ Takes to my limits ♪ 142 00:08:55,655 --> 00:08:58,824 ♪ Girl, when I break you off ♪ 143 00:08:58,825 --> 00:09:02,060 ♪ I promise that you won't want to get off ♪ 144 00:09:02,061 --> 00:09:03,929 ♪ You're horny ♪ 145 00:09:03,930 --> 00:09:05,798 ♪ Let's do it ♪ 146 00:09:05,799 --> 00:09:07,200 ♪ Ride it ♪ 147 00:09:07,201 --> 00:09:08,667 ♪ My pony ♪ 148 00:09:08,668 --> 00:09:12,638 ♪ My saddle's waiting ♪ 149 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:15,374 ♪ Come and jump on it ♪ 150 00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:17,243 ♪ You're horny ♪ 151 00:09:17,244 --> 00:09:19,245 ♪ Let's do it ♪ 152 00:09:19,246 --> 00:09:20,746 ♪ Ride it ♪ 153 00:09:20,747 --> 00:09:22,281 ♪ My pony ♪ 154 00:09:22,282 --> 00:09:26,018 ♪ My saddle's waiting ♪ 155 00:09:26,019 --> 00:09:29,355 ♪ Come and jump on it ♪ 156 00:09:29,356 --> 00:09:32,991 ♪ Sittin' here flossin' ♪ 157 00:09:32,992 --> 00:09:35,828 ♪ Peepin' your steelo ♪ 158 00:09:35,829 --> 00:09:39,532 ♪ Just once if I have the chance ♪ 159 00:09:39,533 --> 00:09:42,435 ♪ The things I will do to you ♪ 160 00:09:42,436 --> 00:09:46,472 ♪ You and your body ♪ 161 00:09:46,473 --> 00:09:48,974 ♪ Every single portion ♪ 162 00:09:48,975 --> 00:09:52,478 Make sure it's secure. Pack the pump? 163 00:09:52,479 --> 00:09:54,280 Brought one for you, too. 164 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,450 All right. That's got the brace. 165 00:09:57,451 --> 00:09:59,818 You got the knee brace in there. Copy. 166 00:09:59,819 --> 00:10:02,788 Hey, Ken, you got that endless summer spray tan mix, brother? 167 00:10:02,789 --> 00:10:05,558 You know I do, brother. First thing I packed. 168 00:10:05,559 --> 00:10:08,060 Y'all got room for one more on this motherfucker? 169 00:10:09,929 --> 00:10:12,498 What in the hell are you doing here, man? 170 00:10:12,499 --> 00:10:13,999 What do you think I'm doing here, man? 171 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,968 You said seize the day. I ain't missing this shit. 172 00:10:15,969 --> 00:10:18,604 You got off work? C.E.O. Of my own company. 173 00:10:18,605 --> 00:10:20,473 I take vacations when I want them. 174 00:10:20,474 --> 00:10:22,408 Wait. Your girl gave you a hall pass? 175 00:10:22,409 --> 00:10:23,976 I don't need a hall pass, 176 00:10:23,977 --> 00:10:26,245 I just somebody to tell me that this isn't a terrible idea. 177 00:10:26,246 --> 00:10:30,148 Oh, this is a horrible idea. But you can't take it back now. 178 00:10:30,149 --> 00:10:32,050 So get the fuck on the Van. 179 00:10:32,051 --> 00:10:34,487 Let's go. Yeah! 180 00:10:34,488 --> 00:10:37,956 This is like when Justin came back to backstreet. 181 00:10:37,957 --> 00:10:40,693 You fucking kidding me? Justin was in nsync. 182 00:10:40,694 --> 00:10:43,296 Kevin Richardson came back to Backstreet in 2012. 183 00:10:43,297 --> 00:10:44,863 Get your Orlando history straight. 184 00:10:44,864 --> 00:10:46,632 I'm not from Orlando. I don't give a shit. 185 00:10:46,633 --> 00:10:48,233 Well, you know who does give a shit? 186 00:10:48,234 --> 00:10:49,702 People who actually have musical taste. 187 00:10:49,703 --> 00:10:52,638 Backstreet was the only legitimate boy band 188 00:10:52,639 --> 00:10:54,673 that ever came out of Florida, period. 189 00:10:54,674 --> 00:10:56,442 And that conversation just happened. 190 00:10:56,443 --> 00:10:57,876 Welcome back, Mike! 191 00:10:57,877 --> 00:11:00,546 Welcome back, brother. 192 00:11:00,547 --> 00:11:03,148 ♪ Oh, my, oh, tell me why ♪ 193 00:11:03,149 --> 00:11:06,084 ♪ Ain't this something that money can't buy? ♪ 194 00:11:06,085 --> 00:11:07,953 ♪ Oh, money ♪ 195 00:11:07,954 --> 00:11:09,288 ♪ Money ♪ 196 00:11:09,289 --> 00:11:10,989 ♪ Money ♪ 197 00:11:10,990 --> 00:11:12,090 ♪ Money ♪ 198 00:11:12,091 --> 00:11:13,992 ♪ Money ♪ 199 00:11:13,993 --> 00:11:15,027 ♪ Money ♪ 200 00:11:15,028 --> 00:11:16,695 ♪ That money can't... ♪ 201 00:11:16,696 --> 00:11:19,565 Hey, Mikey, what do you think of the truck, bro? 202 00:11:19,566 --> 00:11:21,900 This thing's fucking crazy. Right? 203 00:11:21,901 --> 00:11:24,437 Hey, so, I got my, uh, my buddy Martín. 204 00:11:24,438 --> 00:11:26,539 He hooked me up with his uncle's old roach coach. 205 00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:28,307 And then I got Tarzan back there 206 00:11:28,308 --> 00:11:30,443 to paint it up all sick Picasso style. 207 00:11:30,444 --> 00:11:33,579 Yeah, I mean, I'm mostly an oil-on-canvas guy, 208 00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:36,449 but I did the best I could. 209 00:11:36,450 --> 00:11:38,884 What exactly are y'all doing out of it, though? 210 00:11:38,885 --> 00:11:41,687 I'm making artisanal probiotic Froyo. 211 00:11:41,688 --> 00:11:43,356 I serve it out of this side. 212 00:11:43,357 --> 00:11:44,923 Tobias spins out of the other. 213 00:11:44,924 --> 00:11:47,326 The whole thing's like a healthy mobile block party. 214 00:11:47,327 --> 00:11:48,927 It's crazy, right? 215 00:11:48,928 --> 00:11:51,196 We'll keep your feet loose and satisfy your sweet tooth. 216 00:11:51,197 --> 00:11:53,231 That's actually a pretty Fuckin' good idea. 217 00:11:53,232 --> 00:11:55,734 Yeah. Appreciate that, Mike. 218 00:11:55,735 --> 00:11:58,371 Yeah. Good show. ♪ Money can buy you silks and sable ♪ 219 00:11:58,372 --> 00:12:00,639 ♪ False religion, fame and fable ♪ 220 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,875 Is this, uh, is this how the whole trip is gonna be? 221 00:12:02,876 --> 00:12:05,811 You're gonna... you're gonna be on this thing the whole time? 222 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:06,979 Are you kidding? 223 00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:08,080 Relax. 224 00:12:08,081 --> 00:12:09,882 I got a bunch of orders just came in. 225 00:12:09,883 --> 00:12:11,817 All the guys at the shop are just freaking out. 226 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,986 If you're gonna be here, be here, man. 227 00:12:13,987 --> 00:12:14,854 Be present. 228 00:12:14,855 --> 00:12:17,423 Okay. I'll... be present. 229 00:12:17,424 --> 00:12:18,557 ♪ Money ♪ 230 00:12:18,558 --> 00:12:19,692 ♪ Said money ♪ 231 00:12:19,693 --> 00:12:21,059 What are you even doing? 232 00:12:21,060 --> 00:12:23,228 Narcissus is taking pics of his eyebrows. 233 00:12:23,229 --> 00:12:24,630 Yeah. You zoom in. 234 00:12:24,631 --> 00:12:26,799 You find the shit you can't catch in the mirror. 235 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:29,035 See? Look. I need a Tweeze right there. 236 00:12:30,370 --> 00:12:32,338 Shit works. 237 00:12:34,408 --> 00:12:36,174 Mike, come on, man. 238 00:12:36,175 --> 00:12:38,877 All right. Relax. 239 00:12:38,878 --> 00:12:40,447 Yo. 240 00:12:42,281 --> 00:12:43,783 All right. That's it. 241 00:12:45,719 --> 00:12:48,587 What are you... yo! What the fuck are you doing? 242 00:12:48,588 --> 00:12:52,057 IPhone went "bye, phone." Are you serious right now? 243 00:12:52,058 --> 00:12:54,292 Buy another one, you rich motherfucker. Turn the fucking truck around. 244 00:12:54,293 --> 00:12:55,494 No. Keep driving. 245 00:12:55,495 --> 00:12:58,096 How do you like that, bitch? 246 00:12:58,097 --> 00:12:59,197 Oh, I welcome it. 247 00:12:59,198 --> 00:13:00,399 Yeah? Yeah. 248 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:01,600 That wasn't my phone. 249 00:13:01,601 --> 00:13:02,835 It was mine. 250 00:13:02,836 --> 00:13:05,504 Oh. Fuck. I'm sorry. Fuck! 251 00:13:05,505 --> 00:13:07,473 I had like seven minutes left on it, man. 252 00:13:07,474 --> 00:13:08,574 Here. Have a shake. 253 00:13:08,575 --> 00:13:10,609 I don't want a fucking shake. 254 00:13:10,610 --> 00:13:12,177 What... What am I supposed to do? 255 00:13:12,178 --> 00:13:14,379 I should chuck your big ass right off this fucking truck. 256 00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:15,748 That's the Mikey I remember! 257 00:13:15,749 --> 00:13:17,015 Look, if you ain't ready 258 00:13:17,016 --> 00:13:18,851 to bring it old school this weekend, 259 00:13:18,852 --> 00:13:21,520 then you need to hop the fuck up off this food truck right now. 260 00:13:21,521 --> 00:13:22,988 What the fuck are you even talking about? 261 00:13:22,989 --> 00:13:24,557 Why do you think I came this weekend? 262 00:13:24,558 --> 00:13:26,492 I don't know, man. It's been a long time. 263 00:13:26,493 --> 00:13:28,126 But I do know this. 264 00:13:28,127 --> 00:13:29,762 You better be ready to follow my ass 265 00:13:29,763 --> 00:13:30,896 down the rabbit hole, brother. 266 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,364 I'm talking out of body, baby. 267 00:13:32,365 --> 00:13:34,132 Astral projection! 268 00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:36,201 Tobias, we're going to mad Mary's. 269 00:13:36,202 --> 00:13:37,936 Hell, yeah! Oh, shit. 270 00:13:37,937 --> 00:13:41,373 Nobody... nobody messes with the mojo on the last ride, brother. 271 00:13:41,374 --> 00:13:42,374 Whoo! 272 00:13:54,454 --> 00:13:56,855 ♪ Hot, hot, hot, hot ♪ 273 00:13:56,856 --> 00:13:58,190 Come on. 274 00:13:58,191 --> 00:14:01,059 ♪ Hot, hot, hot, hot ♪ 275 00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:02,227 ♪ Oh ♪ 276 00:14:02,228 --> 00:14:03,862 ♪ Hot, hot, hot ♪ 277 00:14:03,863 --> 00:14:06,499 Hey, you guys remember the last time we were in this club 278 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,933 and you... you... You and Ken 279 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,068 were fucking with those two girls from the club? 280 00:14:10,069 --> 00:14:12,404 What... what was the girl with the black hair's name? 281 00:14:12,405 --> 00:14:13,639 I don't fucking know. 282 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:14,907 How am I supposed to remember that? 283 00:14:14,908 --> 00:14:16,108 What?! I don't know. 284 00:14:16,109 --> 00:14:18,443 You don't fucking remember that? 285 00:14:18,444 --> 00:14:19,878 Man, you are fucking dusty. 286 00:14:19,879 --> 00:14:21,914 Julie. Julie, man! The barely legal paralegal. 287 00:14:21,915 --> 00:14:23,682 Here we go, man. 288 00:14:23,683 --> 00:14:24,850 It's getting late. 289 00:14:29,789 --> 00:14:32,592 ♪ Hot stuff ♪ 290 00:14:38,431 --> 00:14:39,464 Yeah. 291 00:14:39,465 --> 00:14:40,999 Bonjour, lovelies. 292 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,136 How are all y'all nasty motherfuckers doing 293 00:14:44,137 --> 00:14:45,137 out there tonight? 294 00:14:45,138 --> 00:14:47,439 Doing great! Yeah! 295 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:50,375 Yes. That's the ticket, miss thing. 296 00:14:50,376 --> 00:14:52,945 Now, I am miss Tori Snatch, 297 00:14:52,946 --> 00:14:55,080 your host for this glamorous evening 298 00:14:55,081 --> 00:14:58,150 of good ole swamp country debauchery. 299 00:14:58,151 --> 00:15:02,220 And I've got some good news for some of y'all budding queens 300 00:15:02,221 --> 00:15:03,822 hiding out there in the shadows. 301 00:15:03,823 --> 00:15:10,729 I've got four crumpled-up, coke-dusted $100 bills 302 00:15:10,730 --> 00:15:14,800 for the best amateur queen here in Jacksonville! 303 00:15:17,503 --> 00:15:19,037 Yes. 304 00:15:19,038 --> 00:15:23,709 So let's get some vogue popping in this bitch, shall we? 305 00:15:23,710 --> 00:15:26,011 Come on now. 306 00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:29,715 Young and old, hot and cold... Get your ass on this stage. 307 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,484 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 308 00:15:32,485 --> 00:15:34,386 You guys really want to go down the rabbit hole? 309 00:15:34,387 --> 00:15:36,254 Isn't that what you said? So you were listening. 310 00:15:36,255 --> 00:15:37,623 Okay. All right. All right. All right. 311 00:15:37,624 --> 00:15:38,991 I'm gonna go dig it for you, Alice. 312 00:15:38,992 --> 00:15:40,425 Let's see how far you're really willing to go. 313 00:15:40,426 --> 00:15:41,627 Uh-oh. Oh, shit. 314 00:15:41,628 --> 00:15:43,361 All right. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. 315 00:15:43,362 --> 00:15:45,230 Mikey. Oh, it's on! 316 00:17:40,947 --> 00:17:42,580 That's the plan. 317 00:17:42,581 --> 00:17:45,884 I mean, take over south beach, then the entire east coast. 318 00:17:45,885 --> 00:17:47,485 Fucking mobile. 319 00:17:47,486 --> 00:17:50,355 You know, low-overhead, high-revenue shit. 320 00:17:50,356 --> 00:17:52,157 That's how you get flush in the food industry. 321 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,692 Fuck, yeah. What is this? It's really good. 322 00:17:53,693 --> 00:17:56,128 Oh, Goddamn right, what is this? Jeez. 323 00:17:56,129 --> 00:17:58,363 Fuck. What am I eating right now? 324 00:17:58,364 --> 00:18:00,298 - You like that, Mike? - That's gold, right? 325 00:18:00,299 --> 00:18:01,767 This is amazing. 326 00:18:01,768 --> 00:18:03,869 It's toasted marshmallow tangerine. 327 00:18:03,870 --> 00:18:05,938 Whatever it is, it's fabulous. 328 00:18:05,939 --> 00:18:08,340 Put marshmallow in my pants right now. 329 00:18:08,341 --> 00:18:09,908 This is... You gotta sell this. 330 00:18:09,909 --> 00:18:12,344 Mike, tip of the iceberg, baby. 331 00:18:12,345 --> 00:18:14,612 We got Kiwi olive oil with freeze-dried basil, 332 00:18:14,613 --> 00:18:17,615 crème brulée... and my personal favorite, the flavor of truth. 333 00:18:17,616 --> 00:18:20,152 Come on, man. You've been talking about this shit forever. 334 00:18:20,153 --> 00:18:21,586 Why don't you tell everybody here 335 00:18:21,587 --> 00:18:23,889 what you're really gonna be doing come Monday morning. 336 00:18:26,059 --> 00:18:28,961 Grinding those snow cones at the Northdale Mall. 337 00:18:28,962 --> 00:18:31,930 Yeah. Well, that's just for market research, bitch. 338 00:18:31,931 --> 00:18:34,332 Till we get the funds to do what we really need. 339 00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,935 That's all it is, bro. Fucking hater. 340 00:18:36,936 --> 00:18:40,238 Besides, I think it beats raking the infield at Tropicana. 341 00:18:40,239 --> 00:18:43,942 Well, at least the shit I'm working on can go global. 342 00:18:43,943 --> 00:18:45,110 What? 343 00:18:45,111 --> 00:18:46,945 - Wait. What? - Yeah. 344 00:18:46,946 --> 00:18:48,380 I'm sorry. What? 345 00:18:48,381 --> 00:18:51,750 Why don't you enlighten us, constant gardener? 346 00:18:51,751 --> 00:18:53,285 Yeah, please... Please enlighten me. 347 00:18:53,286 --> 00:18:55,287 I have to know what this, like, piece of genius is. 348 00:18:55,288 --> 00:18:58,023 Shamwow us with your ingenious invention. 349 00:18:58,024 --> 00:19:00,859 Come on, rich, man. Tito laid his shit out. 350 00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:02,194 Everybody's cool. Just tell us. 351 00:19:02,195 --> 00:19:03,962 It's us, bro. 352 00:19:03,963 --> 00:19:05,230 Just tell us, man. 353 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,765 Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. 354 00:19:06,766 --> 00:19:08,300 All right. 355 00:19:08,301 --> 00:19:10,335 But if any of you motherfuckers steals my idea, 356 00:19:10,336 --> 00:19:11,369 I swear to God I will... 357 00:19:11,370 --> 00:19:13,205 Why you got to point at the fucking Mexican 358 00:19:13,206 --> 00:19:14,339 when you say "steals," dude? 359 00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:16,174 We get it. Just... just go. 360 00:19:16,175 --> 00:19:17,743 Let's have it, tough guy. 361 00:19:19,813 --> 00:19:21,479 Condomints. 362 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,582 What are the two most important things you need to take with you 363 00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,718 when you go out on the weekend? 364 00:19:26,719 --> 00:19:28,520 Ketchup and mustard? 365 00:19:30,056 --> 00:19:32,324 Your condoms and your mints. 366 00:19:32,325 --> 00:19:34,426 Oh, my... what? 367 00:19:34,427 --> 00:19:37,062 I put them together in one package, like a pack of gum. 368 00:19:37,063 --> 00:19:39,397 Sell it at a gas station. 369 00:19:39,398 --> 00:19:40,732 "Condomints." 370 00:19:40,733 --> 00:19:42,634 It's not bad. Boom! 371 00:19:42,635 --> 00:19:45,703 Um, they... they already have that shit, bitch. 372 00:19:45,704 --> 00:19:48,807 You can get it. 373 00:19:48,808 --> 00:19:50,976 I get it all the time at the minimart. 374 00:19:50,977 --> 00:19:52,510 I'm sorry. 375 00:19:52,511 --> 00:19:56,214 They're at every single circle k and 7-Eleven across Florida. 376 00:19:56,215 --> 00:19:57,850 I'm so sorry, man. 377 00:19:57,851 --> 00:20:00,652 Hey, Richie, they didn't sign the nondisclosure, man. 378 00:20:00,653 --> 00:20:02,020 Sorry about it. 379 00:20:02,021 --> 00:20:03,421 Hey, Richie, don't worry about it. 380 00:20:03,422 --> 00:20:05,057 I got something for you... Top secret, man. 381 00:20:05,058 --> 00:20:08,093 Imagine this. A small, little rectangle. Okay? 382 00:20:08,094 --> 00:20:10,628 You hold it up to your ear, you speak into it, 383 00:20:10,629 --> 00:20:13,598 somebody in a distant land with the exact same thing 384 00:20:13,599 --> 00:20:14,967 can hear it. 385 00:20:14,968 --> 00:20:16,668 I just haven't come up with a name for it. 386 00:20:16,669 --> 00:20:18,403 I was figuring... 387 00:20:18,404 --> 00:20:20,873 Fuck... you. I'm so sorry, man. 388 00:20:20,874 --> 00:20:22,607 Oh, God. 389 00:20:22,608 --> 00:20:26,111 Hey, I forgot to ask you... You still with Mercedes? 390 00:20:26,112 --> 00:20:27,712 No. 391 00:20:27,713 --> 00:20:31,049 We agreed to try monogamy, and you know Mercedes. 392 00:20:31,050 --> 00:20:33,485 That shit lasted for about two seconds. 393 00:20:33,486 --> 00:20:36,088 Wow. That fucking sucks. I'm sorry. 394 00:20:36,089 --> 00:20:39,824 Ah, it's like Oprah said, man... 395 00:20:39,825 --> 00:20:43,296 "when someone shows you themselves, believe them." 396 00:20:45,298 --> 00:20:46,932 What? Really? 397 00:20:46,933 --> 00:20:49,001 Really? I... okay. Yeah, really. That's what she said. 398 00:20:49,002 --> 00:20:50,735 Are we doing this passive-aggressive shit? 399 00:20:50,736 --> 00:20:52,337 Okay. Fine. That's not passive-aggressive, that's Oprah. 400 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:53,771 Let's fucking make it aggressive. 401 00:20:53,772 --> 00:20:56,374 How about this? Let's do a little therapy session here. 402 00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:58,043 Old-school... Old-school therapy session. 403 00:20:58,044 --> 00:20:59,477 Get up. Let's go. We're gonna get this out in one swing. 404 00:20:59,478 --> 00:21:01,179 Are we fucking primates now, man? Come on. 405 00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:03,248 Get it out in one hit and let's not talk about it anymore. 406 00:21:03,249 --> 00:21:05,951 I get it. You're mad that... that I fucking left. This is seriously fucking stupid. 407 00:21:05,952 --> 00:21:07,419 Come on, baby. Let's go. Right here. 408 00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:09,354 Just don't hit me in the fucking nuts. Bam. Wow. 409 00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:11,123 Are you kidding me? Stop being a pussy. Everybody fucking happy? 410 00:21:11,124 --> 00:21:12,490 Stop being a pussy. Let's go. No, man. 411 00:21:12,491 --> 00:21:14,192 Don't you call me a fucking pussy, Christian Bale. 412 00:21:14,193 --> 00:21:15,660 No. He didn't call you a pussy. 413 00:21:15,661 --> 00:21:17,896 He... he just said you exhibited pussy-like behavior. 414 00:21:17,897 --> 00:21:19,631 Y'all want to unleash the fucking tiger? It's just the behavior of a pussy. 415 00:21:19,632 --> 00:21:21,099 Is that what you want? Come on! Release the demon! 416 00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:22,500 Oh! Shit! 417 00:21:22,501 --> 00:21:23,969 Tiger's out. 418 00:21:28,807 --> 00:21:32,077 Are you okay, man? 419 00:21:32,078 --> 00:21:34,079 You feel better? 420 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,747 No, man, I don't fucking feel better. 421 00:21:35,748 --> 00:21:37,482 That was seriously fucked up. 422 00:21:37,483 --> 00:21:39,184 Okay. 423 00:21:39,185 --> 00:21:40,452 Good. You all right? 424 00:21:40,453 --> 00:21:42,420 Yeah. I just got to pee a little. 425 00:21:42,421 --> 00:21:44,856 Everybody happy? You get your fucking gladiator show? 426 00:21:44,857 --> 00:21:46,158 That was fucking awesome. 427 00:21:46,159 --> 00:21:47,625 No, it wasn't fucking awesome, man. 428 00:21:47,626 --> 00:21:49,427 There are a lot better ways to handle that shit. 429 00:21:49,428 --> 00:21:51,429 It's our last fucking ride. I'm outta here. 430 00:21:51,430 --> 00:21:53,865 You know, it's always the pretty ones, like Bundy. 431 00:21:56,069 --> 00:21:57,369 It is, man. 432 00:22:00,273 --> 00:22:03,108 There you go. That's it. That... that's perfect. 433 00:22:20,559 --> 00:22:22,827 Yo. That's protected land, sir! 434 00:22:22,828 --> 00:22:26,398 You're destroying sea Turtle biosphere with that urine. 435 00:22:26,399 --> 00:22:28,266 Are you serious right now? Come on. 436 00:22:28,267 --> 00:22:30,635 Really? All right. Well, don't look at me. 437 00:22:30,636 --> 00:22:32,904 Look out into the ocean. Got it. I got it. 438 00:22:32,905 --> 00:22:34,239 Get the picture here? I'm running out. 439 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,308 Yes. Thank you. I'm done. 440 00:22:36,309 --> 00:22:38,643 That's... that's it. There we go. 441 00:22:38,644 --> 00:22:43,415 That's... that's usually what happens when I pee on the beach. 442 00:22:43,416 --> 00:22:45,917 Yeah. Yeah. 443 00:22:45,918 --> 00:22:48,453 Drag queens. That's, uh... 444 00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:50,588 Ooh, doing Drag Queen stuff. 445 00:22:50,589 --> 00:22:52,957 You love Drag Queens. 446 00:22:52,958 --> 00:22:54,326 Yep. 447 00:22:54,327 --> 00:22:57,729 I am one, so I seek out my people. 448 00:22:57,730 --> 00:23:00,865 You are one? You are one? Mm-hmm. On the inside. 449 00:23:00,866 --> 00:23:01,966 Got it. Mostly. 450 00:23:01,967 --> 00:23:03,201 Of course it's on the inside. 451 00:23:03,202 --> 00:23:04,436 Yeah. What's her name? 452 00:23:04,437 --> 00:23:05,837 Dolly Titz. 453 00:23:05,838 --> 00:23:06,871 Dolly Tits? 454 00:23:06,872 --> 00:23:07,872 With a "z." 455 00:23:07,873 --> 00:23:08,940 With a "z." Mm-hmm. 456 00:23:08,941 --> 00:23:10,008 Where is she from? 457 00:23:10,009 --> 00:23:11,209 Here. Okay. 458 00:23:11,210 --> 00:23:13,845 And she loves couponing and Nascar. 459 00:23:13,846 --> 00:23:15,713 I got an inner Drag Queen, too. 460 00:23:15,714 --> 00:23:16,914 Oh. Really? Yeah. 461 00:23:16,915 --> 00:23:18,816 Okay. I figured. 462 00:23:18,817 --> 00:23:20,485 Uh, what's her name? 463 00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:22,320 Her name is... 464 00:23:22,321 --> 00:23:24,922 Clitoria Labia is her name. 465 00:23:24,923 --> 00:23:26,424 That's actually not bad. 466 00:23:26,425 --> 00:23:28,626 It's not bad at all. She's... she's the main bitch. 467 00:23:28,627 --> 00:23:31,163 She's like Cheetara and Grace Jones. 468 00:23:31,164 --> 00:23:34,332 And they always sing "Rapper's Delight" 469 00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:35,867 everywhere they go. 470 00:23:39,272 --> 00:23:44,209 So, you and your friends, um, frequent drag shows, do you? 471 00:23:44,210 --> 00:23:46,478 No. Not... well, somet... 472 00:23:46,479 --> 00:23:49,147 We just do it on the way up to myrtle beach every year. 473 00:23:49,148 --> 00:23:51,249 Right. Oh, right. 474 00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:54,152 This stripper convention that I keep hearing about. 475 00:23:54,153 --> 00:23:57,089 Yep. It's the infamous convention. 476 00:23:57,090 --> 00:23:59,591 Which one are you, then? You, um... 477 00:23:59,592 --> 00:24:00,692 Which what? 478 00:24:00,693 --> 00:24:05,063 Are you Cop in a thong or Iron Man in a thong? 479 00:24:05,064 --> 00:24:07,332 I am... I am... 480 00:24:07,333 --> 00:24:09,267 You're gonna have to pay to see that. 481 00:24:09,268 --> 00:24:11,669 That's what I am. 482 00:24:11,670 --> 00:24:15,340 Or I'll just load up on all those fantastic '80s hair bands 483 00:24:15,341 --> 00:24:17,142 for my drive instead. 484 00:24:17,143 --> 00:24:18,276 Where you going? Where you headed? 485 00:24:18,277 --> 00:24:21,646 Uh... Just on the road again. 486 00:24:21,647 --> 00:24:23,815 New York this time. Okay. 487 00:24:23,816 --> 00:24:25,583 Um, and I... 488 00:24:25,584 --> 00:24:28,753 Basically, I'm just trying to avoid ending up on the pole. 489 00:24:28,754 --> 00:24:30,122 Like you. 490 00:24:30,123 --> 00:24:31,856 But you never know. 491 00:24:31,857 --> 00:24:34,692 "Stripper pissing on beach in contemplative pose" 492 00:24:34,693 --> 00:24:36,528 could sell for thousands one day. 493 00:24:36,529 --> 00:24:38,930 If that's true, then I will whip it out 494 00:24:38,931 --> 00:24:42,200 and start peeing on whatever you tell me to pee on, 495 00:24:42,201 --> 00:24:44,202 and we can just... We can cash in. 496 00:24:44,203 --> 00:24:47,038 Fantastic. I love the Enthusiasm. 497 00:24:47,039 --> 00:24:48,540 Save some of it, though, 498 00:24:48,541 --> 00:24:51,643 because you and I are gonna untie that sailboat over there 499 00:24:51,644 --> 00:24:54,312 and organize a first-ever cross-dressing search party 500 00:24:54,313 --> 00:24:55,380 out to that island. 501 00:24:55,381 --> 00:24:56,514 What do you say? 502 00:24:56,515 --> 00:24:59,317 Uh... Win or Die, stripper guy. 503 00:24:59,318 --> 00:25:01,353 I-I say that, um... 504 00:25:01,354 --> 00:25:03,755 I would actually love to do that. 505 00:25:03,756 --> 00:25:06,224 But I'd say I know what happens on that island, 506 00:25:06,225 --> 00:25:09,227 and I just... that's just... Mm-hmm. 507 00:25:09,228 --> 00:25:10,595 I think I'm gonna opt out. 508 00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:13,898 Oh. What happens on that island? 509 00:25:13,899 --> 00:25:17,702 It's just I know what happens for me on that island. 510 00:25:17,703 --> 00:25:20,104 Oh, I see. 511 00:25:20,105 --> 00:25:22,440 You think I'm gonna hook up with you. Mm. 512 00:25:22,441 --> 00:25:24,809 That's not at all what I said. At all. 513 00:25:24,810 --> 00:25:26,778 That's the farthest thing from what I said. 514 00:25:26,779 --> 00:25:28,813 'Cause I said I would want to go to that island, 515 00:25:28,814 --> 00:25:30,748 and then I know what I would do 516 00:25:30,749 --> 00:25:32,850 and then somehow that probably wouldn't work out 517 00:25:32,851 --> 00:25:35,187 on any level that I would want it to work out on, 518 00:25:35,188 --> 00:25:36,588 and then I think 519 00:25:36,589 --> 00:25:38,990 that it's probably better if I just go back. 520 00:25:38,991 --> 00:25:40,458 Yeah. 521 00:25:40,459 --> 00:25:41,626 Wow. 522 00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:42,727 Okay. 523 00:25:42,728 --> 00:25:46,631 Well, fret not, Casanova. You're safe with me. 524 00:25:46,632 --> 00:25:49,167 I'm not going through a guy phase anyway. 525 00:25:49,168 --> 00:25:50,602 Oh. 526 00:25:50,603 --> 00:25:53,004 Well, in that case, that makes things easier. 527 00:25:53,005 --> 00:25:55,740 Yeah. 'Cause then all the more reason 528 00:25:55,741 --> 00:25:59,377 for me to probably just go do the good-night thing. 529 00:25:59,378 --> 00:26:00,812 Okay. Yeah. 530 00:26:00,813 --> 00:26:03,481 It was nice to meet you, though, Dolly Titz. 531 00:26:03,482 --> 00:26:06,652 Back at you, Clitoria. 532 00:26:27,506 --> 00:26:30,007 Good morning. Good morning. 533 00:26:30,008 --> 00:26:32,644 You sleep okay? 534 00:26:32,645 --> 00:26:35,780 Yeah. Actually, I did. 535 00:26:35,781 --> 00:26:37,982 Mm-hmm. 536 00:26:40,486 --> 00:26:42,954 My meditation was really clear this morning, man. 537 00:26:42,955 --> 00:26:47,293 I just... just feel like I got a lot of the negativity out. 538 00:26:48,894 --> 00:26:50,027 That's... that's good. 539 00:26:50,028 --> 00:26:51,162 Yeah. That's good. 540 00:26:51,163 --> 00:26:52,798 I'm happy you feel lighter. 541 00:26:54,467 --> 00:26:57,369 I'm happy you finally got what you wanted, man. 542 00:26:57,370 --> 00:26:58,603 Yeah? I am. 543 00:26:58,604 --> 00:27:01,038 No. I... we say shit all the fucking time, 544 00:27:01,039 --> 00:27:02,474 but you went and did it, man. 545 00:27:02,475 --> 00:27:04,542 I'm jealous. Oh... oh, shut the fuck up. 546 00:27:04,543 --> 00:27:06,511 All right? I'm fucking jealous. I am. 547 00:27:06,512 --> 00:27:08,513 No. If there's anybody that was jealous, it was me. 548 00:27:08,514 --> 00:27:11,015 What? Every time I would come over to your apartment... 549 00:27:11,016 --> 00:27:13,217 Remember? I'd put on your tide commercial. 550 00:27:14,219 --> 00:27:16,053 That shit was dope. 551 00:27:16,054 --> 00:27:19,491 ♪ For that extra clean! ♪ ♪ For that extra clean! ♪ 552 00:27:19,492 --> 00:27:22,126 Ding! Oh, shit. 553 00:27:22,127 --> 00:27:23,495 I mean, Lookit. 554 00:27:23,496 --> 00:27:25,096 I would... I would think to myself, 555 00:27:25,097 --> 00:27:27,599 "I'd be set if I could just get to where Ken was." 556 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,066 Yeah, I'm real set here. 557 00:27:29,067 --> 00:27:30,402 I'm real set. 558 00:27:30,403 --> 00:27:32,837 My agent's got me doing Youtube videos now, man. 559 00:27:32,838 --> 00:27:35,840 So what are you gonna do after this weekend? 560 00:27:35,841 --> 00:27:38,710 Send my head shot around, hope for the best. 561 00:27:38,711 --> 00:27:42,681 There's a casting director comes by the club sometimes, so... 562 00:27:45,017 --> 00:27:46,183 I'm still pretty. 563 00:27:46,184 --> 00:27:48,786 Yeah. 564 00:27:48,787 --> 00:27:53,358 I know you're still pretty, but look at these guys. 565 00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:55,860 What are they gonna do after this? 566 00:27:55,861 --> 00:27:57,395 I don't know. 567 00:27:57,396 --> 00:27:59,597 Morning, gorgeous. 568 00:27:59,598 --> 00:28:02,099 Oh, my God, did you guys even sleep? 569 00:28:04,503 --> 00:28:06,471 Are the girls still here or they leave? 570 00:28:06,472 --> 00:28:09,707 Oh, they left about a... About an hour ago. 571 00:28:11,310 --> 00:28:13,711 Did you, uh, did you bangee? 572 00:28:13,712 --> 00:28:15,848 You bangee? Show him the thing. 573 00:28:18,216 --> 00:28:20,117 Wow. 574 00:28:20,118 --> 00:28:21,586 That's... okay. 575 00:28:21,587 --> 00:28:24,689 She said if I had reason to call before it faded, 576 00:28:24,690 --> 00:28:26,424 then maybe it was meant to be. 577 00:28:26,425 --> 00:28:28,926 Oh. That's... that's romantic. 578 00:28:28,927 --> 00:28:32,063 They're staying in Charleston tonight, so... 579 00:28:32,064 --> 00:28:33,831 I don't know. It's smack dab on our way. 580 00:28:33,832 --> 00:28:35,500 Maybe it was meant to be. Yeah, man. 581 00:28:35,501 --> 00:28:37,502 Good work on that, by the way. 582 00:28:37,503 --> 00:28:38,836 What about you? 583 00:28:38,837 --> 00:28:39,772 Did you bangee? 584 00:28:39,773 --> 00:28:42,507 No. No? 585 00:28:42,508 --> 00:28:45,777 I haven't had actual sex in almost five months. 586 00:28:45,778 --> 00:28:49,113 Every time a chick gets... A look at it, 587 00:28:49,114 --> 00:28:52,083 she's like, "how about a blow job or hand job?" 588 00:28:52,084 --> 00:28:53,851 Well... 589 00:28:53,852 --> 00:28:56,253 Just got to find the right lady, man. 590 00:28:56,254 --> 00:28:57,855 That's unfortunate for you. 591 00:28:57,856 --> 00:29:00,458 It's like a blessing and a curse at the same time, huh? 592 00:29:00,459 --> 00:29:01,926 Laugh at my plight. 593 00:29:01,927 --> 00:29:04,396 Look, m-maybe it's like the glass slipper, man. 594 00:29:04,397 --> 00:29:06,898 You just need to find the right one. 595 00:29:06,899 --> 00:29:08,800 Dude, I'm 35 years old, okay? 596 00:29:08,801 --> 00:29:11,436 If it hasn't happened already, it ain't gonna happen. 597 00:29:11,437 --> 00:29:13,270 Let's face it, I'm probably fucked. 598 00:29:13,271 --> 00:29:14,906 Oh. All right. 599 00:29:14,907 --> 00:29:17,375 On that note, uh, let's get this circus back on the road. 600 00:29:17,376 --> 00:29:19,844 Who wants to see if Tarzan died in his sleep last night? 601 00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:22,647 Fuck that, man. I woke him up last time. 602 00:29:22,648 --> 00:29:24,582 I'll do it. I got it. 603 00:29:24,583 --> 00:29:27,620 I'll clean up the nonbiodegradables. 604 00:29:36,294 --> 00:29:37,462 What's up, bro? 605 00:29:37,463 --> 00:29:39,397 A little, uh, breakfast of champions? 606 00:29:39,398 --> 00:29:41,032 Molly? Yeah. 607 00:29:41,033 --> 00:29:42,834 You realize we'll be useless in an hour. 608 00:29:42,835 --> 00:29:44,769 What are you, fucking 12, dude? Just take it. 609 00:29:44,770 --> 00:29:46,571 Oh, fuck! All right. Fine. 610 00:29:46,572 --> 00:29:48,540 Guess I know what today's gonna be like. 611 00:29:48,541 --> 00:29:51,876 All right, get your moon rocks! 612 00:29:51,877 --> 00:29:54,546 All right. So what's the plan about this thing? 613 00:29:54,547 --> 00:29:56,113 Okay. So we got it all planned out. 614 00:29:56,114 --> 00:29:57,849 Tobias is gonna warm up the crowd, 615 00:29:57,850 --> 00:29:59,183 then we're gonna hit them 616 00:29:59,184 --> 00:30:01,085 with the old 4th of July army routine. Oorah. 617 00:30:01,086 --> 00:30:02,954 That still makes me feel like a warmonger 618 00:30:02,955 --> 00:30:04,889 with everything going on politically right now. 619 00:30:04,890 --> 00:30:06,791 Oh, come on with the hippie shit. 620 00:30:06,792 --> 00:30:08,392 It's in season. We're doing it. 621 00:30:08,393 --> 00:30:10,962 Hey, if you want that Karma, go for it, all right? 622 00:30:10,963 --> 00:30:13,831 We're gonna hit them with "Raining Men" right after. 623 00:30:13,832 --> 00:30:14,832 Right. 624 00:30:14,833 --> 00:30:16,801 Then Tobias is gonna intro the solos. 625 00:30:16,802 --> 00:30:17,969 Listen. 626 00:30:17,970 --> 00:30:20,972 I think you should bring back "Pony," bro. 627 00:30:20,973 --> 00:30:23,074 I could do that. 628 00:30:23,075 --> 00:30:25,142 And I'm... Look, "Pony" is great. 629 00:30:25,143 --> 00:30:27,745 I have, uh... Can I pitch you something? 630 00:30:27,746 --> 00:30:29,380 Let me just throw something out. 631 00:30:29,381 --> 00:30:32,684 And I completely understand that I'm coming in at the 11th hour, 632 00:30:32,685 --> 00:30:34,552 and I don't want to step on toes. 633 00:30:34,553 --> 00:30:36,688 But what if... 634 00:30:36,689 --> 00:30:38,490 I mean, if this really is our last ride, 635 00:30:38,491 --> 00:30:41,258 what if we make up some new shit and go out with a fucking bang 636 00:30:41,259 --> 00:30:43,695 and just burn this shit down with some new routines? 637 00:30:43,696 --> 00:30:46,197 We... we can't do that, man. We got two days. 638 00:30:46,198 --> 00:30:49,634 I mean, Mike, that's what we've rehearsed, man. 639 00:30:49,635 --> 00:30:52,604 Yeah, and don't call our shit lame, bro. You're right. You know what? 640 00:30:52,605 --> 00:30:54,138 I'm not calling your shit lame. 641 00:30:54,139 --> 00:30:56,007 I'm just saying that cowboys and firemen dancing to '80s rock 642 00:30:56,008 --> 00:30:58,009 is not... not lame. No. You know what is lame? 643 00:30:58,010 --> 00:31:00,011 Looking like a bag of dicks at our last convention 644 00:31:00,012 --> 00:31:02,079 'cause we don't have our fucking act straight. 645 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,080 Okay. Point taken. 646 00:31:03,081 --> 00:31:05,282 Let me ask you a question, though. 647 00:31:05,283 --> 00:31:07,018 Um... okay. 648 00:31:07,019 --> 00:31:09,654 You're still doing, uh, the fireman routine, right? 649 00:31:09,655 --> 00:31:10,955 You know it. All right. 650 00:31:10,956 --> 00:31:12,924 Have you ever wanted to be a fireman? 651 00:31:12,925 --> 00:31:15,527 A real one? Yes, a real fireman. 652 00:31:15,528 --> 00:31:17,461 No. I got the phobia thing. 653 00:31:17,462 --> 00:31:18,863 You have a fire phobia. Okay. 654 00:31:18,864 --> 00:31:21,065 So, uh, you still doing it to that... that kiss song? 655 00:31:21,066 --> 00:31:22,567 Fuck, yeah. "Hotter than Hell." 656 00:31:22,568 --> 00:31:23,968 "Hotter than Hell." Do you like that song? 657 00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:25,069 Crushes. 658 00:31:25,070 --> 00:31:27,071 I know it crushes, but do you like it? 659 00:31:27,072 --> 00:31:29,340 Do you play it when you're not onstage? 660 00:31:29,341 --> 00:31:30,808 I don't see your point here. 661 00:31:30,809 --> 00:31:32,944 My point is, if you don't like it, why did you pick it? 662 00:31:32,945 --> 00:31:34,612 Well, I didn't pick it. Dallas did. 663 00:31:34,613 --> 00:31:36,213 Exactly my point. Dallas picked it. 664 00:31:36,214 --> 00:31:38,315 You didn't pick it, so it's not on the inside. You know what? 665 00:31:38,316 --> 00:31:40,351 Just because you made up some of your own routines back in the day 666 00:31:40,352 --> 00:31:42,153 doesn't mean that you get to waltz back in here 667 00:31:42,154 --> 00:31:44,055 after three years and try to tell us how to run our own shit. 668 00:31:44,056 --> 00:31:45,957 I'm not trying to tell you what the fuck to do. No! 669 00:31:45,958 --> 00:31:47,391 I'm just say... There is no fucking universe 670 00:31:47,392 --> 00:31:50,729 in which I am not doing that fireman routine! 671 00:31:53,699 --> 00:31:54,899 You can find it, man. 672 00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:56,734 You got to just, like, let go, okay? 673 00:31:56,735 --> 00:31:58,636 I fucking got it! What? What? 674 00:31:58,637 --> 00:32:00,705 Yo, it's like a fucking real wedding, 675 00:32:00,706 --> 00:32:02,640 - except like a fantasy. - Oh, my God, dude! 676 00:32:02,641 --> 00:32:04,108 And, like, I go out in the crowd... Yes! 677 00:32:04,109 --> 00:32:06,110 ...and find myself, like, a real fucking bride. 678 00:32:06,111 --> 00:32:09,013 Oh, fuck! And I do everything with her! 679 00:32:09,014 --> 00:32:11,148 Like, I'll have a ring and everything, 680 00:32:11,149 --> 00:32:14,085 and I'll propose to her, and people throw rice. They are throwing rice! 681 00:32:14,086 --> 00:32:16,253 Rice out of our fucking pants! Yes. Dude, they're fucking... 682 00:32:16,254 --> 00:32:18,055 They're all... everyone's throwing rice. It's just so complex. 683 00:32:18,056 --> 00:32:19,490 Or birdseed. What are you fucking talking about, man?! 684 00:32:19,491 --> 00:32:21,058 Yo, man, I'm not a fucking dancer like you. 685 00:32:21,059 --> 00:32:22,827 I just can't come up with shit on the spot. 686 00:32:22,828 --> 00:32:25,830 No, it's not... it's not about being a dancer, Richie. 687 00:32:25,831 --> 00:32:27,298 It's not. Okay, look. 688 00:32:27,299 --> 00:32:30,267 "Pony"... it's not... that wasn't a dance routine, okay? 689 00:32:30,268 --> 00:32:33,437 All it was is I was at a party and saw this badass girl. 690 00:32:33,438 --> 00:32:34,906 And she was with her boyfriend, 691 00:32:34,907 --> 00:32:37,208 and he did not look like he was hitting that shit right. 692 00:32:37,209 --> 00:32:39,443 So that... that song came on, and all I did was just... 693 00:32:39,444 --> 00:32:41,979 All I did was just, like, imagine what I would do to her. 694 00:32:41,980 --> 00:32:43,948 That was it. That was all "Pony" ever was. 695 00:32:43,949 --> 00:32:45,683 No, man. It sounds fucking complex. 696 00:32:45,684 --> 00:32:47,952 Why is that... no, it's not. Look at... look at you! 697 00:32:47,953 --> 00:32:49,553 You're a fucking Greek God. 698 00:32:49,554 --> 00:32:51,088 You could fucking tie your shoe 699 00:32:51,089 --> 00:32:53,024 and make some girl's entire year, man. 700 00:32:53,025 --> 00:32:54,525 It's just got to come from in here. 701 00:32:54,526 --> 00:32:56,527 Seriously? You just have to be you. Yeah. I know so. 702 00:32:56,528 --> 00:32:57,762 You know what? Fuck that. 703 00:32:57,763 --> 00:32:59,296 I bet you you can go in there right now... 704 00:32:59,297 --> 00:33:01,565 I bet you you can go in there and fucking make her day. 705 00:33:01,566 --> 00:33:03,434 Who, her? Tarzan: Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah. 706 00:33:03,435 --> 00:33:05,436 That girl looks like she's never fucking smiled 707 00:33:05,437 --> 00:33:07,805 in her entire fucking life. Then that's your goal. 708 00:33:07,806 --> 00:33:09,306 That is your goal. All the more reason, man. What? 709 00:33:09,307 --> 00:33:10,675 You got to go in there and make her smile. No! 710 00:33:10,676 --> 00:33:11,809 That's it. That's all you've got to do. 711 00:33:11,810 --> 00:33:13,110 Yes. And if you... look. 712 00:33:13,111 --> 00:33:14,979 If you can't do that, then no one fucking can, 713 00:33:14,980 --> 00:33:16,881 and I'll go back and do the fucking old routines. 714 00:33:16,882 --> 00:33:19,316 Oh, fuck! That's a fair deal. That's a fair deal. 715 00:33:19,317 --> 00:33:21,719 You're not a fucking... You're not a fireman, Richie! 716 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,788 You're not a fireman. I want to hear you say it. 717 00:33:23,789 --> 00:33:25,456 "I'm not a fireman." "I am not a fireman." 718 00:33:25,457 --> 00:33:27,058 I want to hear you say... Well, I'm not a fucking fireman. 719 00:33:27,059 --> 00:33:28,893 You hate fire! I'm a fucking male entertainer. 720 00:33:28,894 --> 00:33:30,061 Exactly! You're a male entertainer. 721 00:33:30,062 --> 00:33:31,395 Right, man. You can fucking do it. 722 00:33:31,396 --> 00:33:32,596 Now go do it! B.D.R.! 723 00:33:32,597 --> 00:33:33,631 B.D.R.! 724 00:33:33,632 --> 00:33:35,199 Come on! B.D.R.! B.D.R.! 725 00:33:40,238 --> 00:33:41,305 Make her day, dude. 726 00:33:41,306 --> 00:33:43,374 Let's go. Show that big beautiful heart. 727 00:33:51,516 --> 00:33:54,953 ♪ Yeah ♪ 728 00:33:57,890 --> 00:34:02,927 ♪ You are my fire ♪ 729 00:34:02,928 --> 00:34:08,399 ♪ The one desire ♪ 730 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:13,404 ♪ Believe when I say ♪ 731 00:34:13,405 --> 00:34:17,709 ♪ I want it that way ♪ 732 00:34:17,710 --> 00:34:22,113 ♪ When we are two worlds ♪ 733 00:34:22,114 --> 00:34:24,716 ♪ Apart ♪ 734 00:34:24,717 --> 00:34:29,520 ♪ Can't reach to your heart ♪ 735 00:34:29,521 --> 00:34:32,623 ♪ When you say ♪ 736 00:34:32,624 --> 00:34:36,928 ♪ That I want it that way ♪ 737 00:34:36,929 --> 00:34:38,629 ♪ Tell me why ♪ 738 00:34:38,630 --> 00:34:41,833 ♪ Ain't nothing but a heartache ♪ 739 00:34:41,834 --> 00:34:43,134 ♪ Tell me why ♪ 740 00:34:43,135 --> 00:34:46,537 ♪ Ain't nothing but a mistake ♪ 741 00:34:46,538 --> 00:34:47,905 ♪ Tell me why ♪ 742 00:34:47,906 --> 00:34:51,743 ♪ I never want to hear you say ♪ 743 00:34:51,744 --> 00:34:56,613 ♪ I want it that way ♪ 744 00:34:56,614 --> 00:35:01,118 ♪ Am I your fire? ♪ 745 00:35:01,119 --> 00:35:05,656 ♪ Your one desire? ♪ 746 00:35:05,657 --> 00:35:08,559 ♪ Yes, I know ♪ 747 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:11,062 ♪ It's too late ♪ 748 00:35:11,063 --> 00:35:15,699 ♪ But I want it that way ♪ 749 00:35:15,700 --> 00:35:16,934 ♪ Tell me why ♪ 750 00:35:16,935 --> 00:35:19,904 ♪ Ain't nothing but a heartache ♪ 751 00:35:19,905 --> 00:35:22,073 ♪ Tell me why ♪ 752 00:35:22,074 --> 00:35:25,342 ♪ Ain't nothing but a mistake ♪ 753 00:35:25,343 --> 00:35:27,011 ♪ Tell me why ♪ 754 00:35:27,012 --> 00:35:30,882 ♪ I never want to hear you say ♪ 755 00:35:30,883 --> 00:35:33,617 How much for the cheetos and water? 756 00:35:33,618 --> 00:35:38,322 ♪ Don't want to hear you say ♪ 757 00:35:38,323 --> 00:35:40,758 ♪ Ain't nothing but a heartache ♪ 758 00:35:40,759 --> 00:35:43,961 ♪ Ain't nothing but a mistake ♪ 759 00:35:43,962 --> 00:35:47,264 ♪ Don't want to hear you say ♪ 760 00:35:47,265 --> 00:35:49,066 Yeah! Whoo! 761 00:35:49,067 --> 00:35:50,802 That was spiritual, man. 762 00:35:50,803 --> 00:35:52,369 Yes! I'm proud of you, buddy. 763 00:35:52,370 --> 00:35:53,737 We can do this. 764 00:35:53,738 --> 00:35:55,039 We can do this! We can do this. 765 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,775 We've got to come up with new shit, okay? 766 00:35:57,776 --> 00:36:00,077 Fucking history right here, okay? 767 00:36:00,078 --> 00:36:01,979 This shit is history. Gone. 768 00:36:01,980 --> 00:36:04,681 We've got to get rid of it. Out with the past. 769 00:36:04,682 --> 00:36:06,283 I never wanted to be in the Navy! 770 00:36:06,284 --> 00:36:08,319 I don't want this "Top Gun" shit. Fuck the Navy, man. 771 00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:09,586 Yeah! Gone! 772 00:36:09,587 --> 00:36:12,156 Oh, baby! It's time. 773 00:36:12,157 --> 00:36:13,557 That shit itched. It's time. 774 00:36:13,558 --> 00:36:14,658 Boom. 775 00:36:14,659 --> 00:36:15,927 Boom! That's outta here, baby! 776 00:36:15,928 --> 00:36:17,829 Fuck that thing! Richie? 777 00:36:17,830 --> 00:36:19,864 Done! Fireman over! Not anymore. 778 00:36:19,865 --> 00:36:21,966 I'm not a fireman anymore! 779 00:36:21,967 --> 00:36:23,300 Get it outta here. Don't, man. Don't. 780 00:36:23,301 --> 00:36:24,936 I'll... I'll throw it away when we get back. 781 00:36:24,937 --> 00:36:26,170 No, no, no. Now! 782 00:36:26,171 --> 00:36:28,372 It's over. History! 783 00:36:28,373 --> 00:36:29,274 New stuff. 784 00:36:29,275 --> 00:36:32,143 I love you guys. I... look. 785 00:36:32,144 --> 00:36:33,444 I've missed you guys so much. 786 00:36:33,445 --> 00:36:35,179 I know we're rolling face right now, 787 00:36:35,180 --> 00:36:37,815 but, like, I just need you guys to know how much I love you. 788 00:36:37,816 --> 00:36:39,716 I missed you so much, man. 789 00:36:39,717 --> 00:36:41,052 There was a giant hole inside of me 790 00:36:41,053 --> 00:36:42,619 that was created when you left. 791 00:36:42,620 --> 00:36:44,321 I'm here now. And now I feel like it's full again. 792 00:36:44,322 --> 00:36:46,157 - I love you, man. - Let's sync this shit up. 793 00:36:46,158 --> 00:36:47,624 We gotta sync this up. 794 00:36:47,625 --> 00:36:50,161 We're syncing up the energy. I fucking love you, man! 795 00:36:50,162 --> 00:36:52,263 Give me your hands, man. 796 00:36:52,264 --> 00:36:53,397 Whoo! 797 00:36:53,398 --> 00:36:55,666 I take it y'all motherfuckers feel that? 798 00:36:55,667 --> 00:36:56,700 Oh, yeah. Yeah! 799 00:36:56,701 --> 00:36:58,735 That is our energies, man. 800 00:36:58,736 --> 00:37:00,671 We are connected. Hold... 801 00:37:00,672 --> 00:37:03,407 Toby! Toby, throw it back here, brother. We need you. 802 00:37:03,408 --> 00:37:04,842 Come on. Come on, man, sync up. 803 00:37:04,843 --> 00:37:06,810 Come on! This is powerful, man! 804 00:37:06,811 --> 00:37:08,512 You feel that rhythm? Oh, yeah. 805 00:37:08,513 --> 00:37:10,181 ♪ Mm, mm-mm-mm ♪ 806 00:37:10,182 --> 00:37:11,348 Yeah. Ooh, yeah. 807 00:37:11,349 --> 00:37:13,450 ♪ Mm, mm-mm-mm ♪ I love you guys! 808 00:37:13,451 --> 00:37:14,618 That's our pulse, man. 809 00:37:14,619 --> 00:37:16,921 I am so thankful that we are all here together 810 00:37:16,922 --> 00:37:18,155 on this last ride, man. 811 00:37:18,156 --> 00:37:20,424 Everybody... Everybody close your eyes 812 00:37:20,425 --> 00:37:23,928 and let's just appreciate it, not as six beings, but as one. 813 00:37:23,929 --> 00:37:26,063 As one. As one. As one unit, man. 814 00:37:26,064 --> 00:37:27,598 One fucking unit. 815 00:37:27,599 --> 00:37:29,533 As one. We've got to move into the future as one. 816 00:37:29,534 --> 00:37:32,136 As one unit. One unit moving as one. 817 00:37:32,137 --> 00:37:33,670 The past is over! 818 00:37:33,671 --> 00:37:34,972 Yeah. 819 00:37:34,973 --> 00:37:38,043 Shit! 820 00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:45,016 Ugh. 821 00:37:45,017 --> 00:37:46,450 Fuck! What the hell happened? 822 00:37:46,451 --> 00:37:48,119 Ow! Get off! Get off my fucking leg! 823 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:49,120 Ugh. Fuck! 824 00:37:49,121 --> 00:37:50,421 Is everybody okay? 825 00:37:50,422 --> 00:37:52,924 No, I'm not fucking okay! I'm not okay at all! 826 00:37:52,925 --> 00:37:56,560 Oh, shit. Hey, we got a man down! 827 00:37:56,561 --> 00:37:58,262 Oh, fuck. Where'd that come from? 828 00:37:58,263 --> 00:38:00,031 He hit his fucking head there. Oh, shit. 829 00:38:00,032 --> 00:38:01,398 He's okay. 830 00:38:01,399 --> 00:38:03,600 Your friend suffered a Grade-2 concussion 831 00:38:03,601 --> 00:38:04,801 and required some stitches. 832 00:38:04,802 --> 00:38:07,404 So he's gonna live? Yes. 833 00:38:07,405 --> 00:38:10,975 He'll need to stay here for 48 hours of observation. 834 00:38:10,976 --> 00:38:11,976 He's in here. 835 00:38:11,977 --> 00:38:13,477 My pupils bugging out? 836 00:38:13,478 --> 00:38:15,112 Shh. Be cool. 837 00:38:15,113 --> 00:38:18,182 You think she knows? 838 00:38:20,618 --> 00:38:23,087 Oh, shit, man. 839 00:38:23,088 --> 00:38:25,156 Hey. Toby. 840 00:38:25,157 --> 00:38:27,091 What's up, buddy? Hey, bro. What's up, man? 841 00:38:27,092 --> 00:38:28,525 Oh, fuck. Hey, guys. 842 00:38:28,526 --> 00:38:29,626 I'm so fucking sorry. 843 00:38:29,627 --> 00:38:31,462 No. No. I shouldn't have reached for you, man. 844 00:38:31,463 --> 00:38:33,230 Fuck, man. I shouldn't have closed my eyes. 845 00:38:33,231 --> 00:38:34,498 Well, that's definitely true. 846 00:38:34,499 --> 00:38:36,934 Fuck, yeah. I mean, what were you thinking? 847 00:38:36,935 --> 00:38:38,269 Hey. Hey, hey. Go easy on him, man. 848 00:38:38,270 --> 00:38:40,704 Come on. Look at him. Easy? He's fine. 849 00:38:40,705 --> 00:38:44,141 Right? Yeah, I'm fine, but the fucking truck, man. 850 00:38:44,142 --> 00:38:45,542 Yeah, the truck is towed. 851 00:38:45,543 --> 00:38:48,079 It's going to take a few days to fix it. 852 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,981 But I think we can afford it. 853 00:38:49,982 --> 00:38:52,416 I just... I don't know about the paint job. 854 00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:54,986 It won't be original, but, uh, I can get it close. 855 00:38:54,987 --> 00:38:56,353 Are you in pain, man? 856 00:38:56,354 --> 00:38:58,389 Yeah. They gave me a little bit of something, 857 00:38:58,390 --> 00:39:01,058 but it's just, like, shit. Yeah, I'm feeling that. 858 00:39:02,961 --> 00:39:04,528 What are you doing? 859 00:39:04,529 --> 00:39:06,097 Reiki. 860 00:39:06,098 --> 00:39:08,099 I'm a level-3 healer. 861 00:39:08,100 --> 00:39:09,400 Oh, shit. 862 00:39:09,401 --> 00:39:12,136 This fucking sucks. 863 00:39:12,137 --> 00:39:14,938 No fucking M.C. No fucking whip. 864 00:39:14,939 --> 00:39:16,307 No fucking costumes! 865 00:39:16,308 --> 00:39:17,741 That was a brilliant idea. 866 00:39:17,742 --> 00:39:19,643 Throwing the fucking costumes out the window? 867 00:39:19,644 --> 00:39:22,679 Stupid! Just chill, man. No, man. It's an Omen, okay? 868 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,215 It's a sign. 869 00:39:24,216 --> 00:39:27,518 We're exactly where we're supposed to be, all right? 870 00:39:27,519 --> 00:39:31,288 Please spare us the fucking Gandhi routine right now! 871 00:39:31,289 --> 00:39:33,457 Okay. You have so much anger, man. 872 00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:35,726 And it is all in your heart chakra, and it's fucking toxic. 873 00:39:35,727 --> 00:39:38,429 Look, guys, please just chill. I don't even know what that means! 874 00:39:38,430 --> 00:39:40,897 Come on! This is the comedown from the Molly. 875 00:39:40,898 --> 00:39:44,735 Get a grip. God. You're Goddamn right it's fucking comedown! 876 00:39:44,736 --> 00:39:46,037 This trip's over! 877 00:39:46,038 --> 00:39:48,872 All I wanted was one more fucking ride! 878 00:39:48,873 --> 00:39:50,741 Is that too much to ask? 879 00:39:50,742 --> 00:39:52,209 Aw. 880 00:39:52,210 --> 00:39:53,677 Is Richie gonna cry 881 00:39:53,678 --> 00:39:55,846 because life isn't exactly the way he wants it right now? 882 00:39:55,847 --> 00:39:58,315 Oh, okay, Mr. C.E.O. 883 00:39:58,316 --> 00:40:00,217 Why don't you take your bullshit advice 884 00:40:00,218 --> 00:40:03,254 and give it to your fucking employees? 885 00:40:03,255 --> 00:40:05,089 Employees? I have one employee. 886 00:40:05,090 --> 00:40:07,258 And I can't even pay for his healthcare. 887 00:40:07,259 --> 00:40:09,793 But I bust my ass every month to keep it going. 888 00:40:09,794 --> 00:40:11,862 So don't act like we don't all have problems. 889 00:40:11,863 --> 00:40:13,530 All right? Oh, whatever, man. 890 00:40:13,531 --> 00:40:16,433 I'm the one who told you coming with us was a horrible idea. 891 00:40:16,434 --> 00:40:21,372 Oh, it's been the year of the horrible idea, man. 892 00:40:21,373 --> 00:40:23,707 You want to see another horrible idea? 893 00:40:23,708 --> 00:40:25,643 I got one for you. 894 00:40:27,312 --> 00:40:28,712 Bam. There you go. 895 00:40:28,713 --> 00:40:32,749 There's a nice, juicy horrible idea for you. 896 00:40:32,750 --> 00:40:34,118 Brooke said no? 897 00:40:34,119 --> 00:40:36,920 Look, I had my life all planned out with her. 898 00:40:36,921 --> 00:40:39,423 All right? I... It was all perfectly set up. 899 00:40:39,424 --> 00:40:40,657 I had the house, I had the dog, 900 00:40:40,658 --> 00:40:42,126 I had "Downton Abbey" on the weekends. 901 00:40:42,127 --> 00:40:43,827 I even did the proposal on the beach 902 00:40:43,828 --> 00:40:46,830 with bacon and mimosas and pancakes and all that. 903 00:40:46,831 --> 00:40:48,065 And for whatever reason 904 00:40:48,066 --> 00:40:50,134 that I'll probably never understand... 905 00:40:50,135 --> 00:40:51,502 She wanted something else. 906 00:40:51,503 --> 00:40:53,637 So I came on this trip with you fucks 907 00:40:53,638 --> 00:40:55,872 to just try to get on with it. 908 00:40:55,873 --> 00:40:58,275 So I'm gonna be damned if I'm gonna just let it end 909 00:40:58,276 --> 00:41:00,044 right here and now. 910 00:41:00,878 --> 00:41:02,379 You're right. 911 00:41:02,380 --> 00:41:05,482 You're Goddamn right. 912 00:41:05,483 --> 00:41:08,419 We can't let the train stop here. 913 00:41:08,420 --> 00:41:09,786 That's right. No. 914 00:41:09,787 --> 00:41:12,323 We got a Tsunami of dollar bills to get to, daddy. 915 00:41:12,324 --> 00:41:13,790 Oh, we're on a mission. Fuck, yeah. 916 00:41:13,791 --> 00:41:16,527 Look, we'll get another M.C. Right, Tobias? 917 00:41:16,528 --> 00:41:19,663 That's the energy I'm talking about right there. 918 00:41:19,664 --> 00:41:22,433 Look, we'll pick him up on the way home. 919 00:41:22,434 --> 00:41:24,435 All we got to do is get a rental car. 920 00:41:24,436 --> 00:41:28,172 We're not gonna need a rental car, I don't think. 921 00:41:28,173 --> 00:41:31,108 This is another horrible idea, but... 922 00:41:31,109 --> 00:41:33,944 I know an M.C. In Savannah. 923 00:41:43,855 --> 00:41:44,955 Gentlemen. Hey. 924 00:41:44,956 --> 00:41:46,423 How can I be of service? 925 00:41:46,424 --> 00:41:48,759 Uh, is Rome in tonight? 926 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,427 Are you a member, sir? 927 00:41:50,428 --> 00:41:51,862 N-no. Not a... 928 00:41:51,863 --> 00:41:54,731 No, we're not members. 929 00:41:54,732 --> 00:41:57,834 Uh... I used to... 930 00:41:57,835 --> 00:42:01,472 I used to dance here... Before it was this. 931 00:42:01,473 --> 00:42:03,440 Can you just do me a favor and... 932 00:42:03,441 --> 00:42:05,709 Just if you could get my name to Rome. 933 00:42:05,710 --> 00:42:06,810 Mike Lane. 934 00:42:06,811 --> 00:42:08,845 And if... and if that doesn't do the trick, 935 00:42:08,846 --> 00:42:12,183 I guess we'll just stop bothering you. 936 00:42:15,887 --> 00:42:17,621 You can follow me. 937 00:42:17,622 --> 00:42:20,056 Uh, y'all chill down here. 938 00:42:20,057 --> 00:42:21,426 I'll be back. 939 00:42:35,340 --> 00:42:36,874 What's up? 940 00:43:17,148 --> 00:43:20,184 Sit your ass down. 941 00:43:24,856 --> 00:43:27,458 Malik, I'm sorry for the surprise, 942 00:43:27,459 --> 00:43:29,593 but a ghost is a ghost. 943 00:43:29,594 --> 00:43:32,196 I'll see you downstairs in a minute, okay? 944 00:43:33,298 --> 00:43:35,866 So, they said "Mike Lane and company." 945 00:43:35,867 --> 00:43:37,401 Mm-hmm. 946 00:43:37,402 --> 00:43:39,336 Who's your company? 947 00:43:39,337 --> 00:43:42,005 It's what's left of the kings of Tampa. 948 00:43:42,006 --> 00:43:43,607 Oh, let me guess. 949 00:43:43,608 --> 00:43:47,678 Mr. Crocodile Dundee done did a little Houdini act? 950 00:43:47,679 --> 00:43:49,946 Yep. 951 00:43:49,947 --> 00:43:52,317 Mm-hmm. Seems so. 952 00:43:53,785 --> 00:43:55,419 Just so you know, 953 00:43:55,420 --> 00:43:59,055 I got out on my own accord three years ago. 954 00:43:59,056 --> 00:44:01,959 But yet here you are. 955 00:44:03,561 --> 00:44:06,229 You got my curiosity, Mike. 956 00:44:06,230 --> 00:44:08,333 Floor is yours. 957 00:44:09,601 --> 00:44:10,801 No. 958 00:44:10,802 --> 00:44:12,636 I was just in the neighborhood and wanted to see 959 00:44:12,637 --> 00:44:15,439 if I could stop by and borrow a cup of brown sugar. 960 00:44:16,774 --> 00:44:20,243 Boy, I tell you, shit don't change, huh? 961 00:44:20,244 --> 00:44:21,745 Always got to lead with a joke 962 00:44:21,746 --> 00:44:23,780 before you ask for what you want. 963 00:44:23,781 --> 00:44:25,383 No. 964 00:44:27,385 --> 00:44:28,952 So, what did you do, 965 00:44:28,953 --> 00:44:32,323 turn this place into some sort of a country club or something? 966 00:44:32,324 --> 00:44:33,757 Guess you could say that. 967 00:44:33,758 --> 00:44:36,460 You know, back in the day in the Roman empire, 968 00:44:36,461 --> 00:44:39,229 as long as you paid the emperor your taxes, 969 00:44:39,230 --> 00:44:40,697 you could worship who you wanted, 970 00:44:40,698 --> 00:44:42,499 where you wanted, how you wanted. 971 00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:44,901 Freedom had a small price. 972 00:44:44,902 --> 00:44:48,004 Do you know what people value more than freedom, Mike? 973 00:44:48,005 --> 00:44:49,606 Please say strippers. 974 00:44:49,607 --> 00:44:50,408 Nope. 975 00:44:50,409 --> 00:44:52,309 Beauty. 976 00:44:52,310 --> 00:44:56,279 So, if beauty is something you really wish to behold, 977 00:44:56,280 --> 00:45:00,551 you can behold all the beauty you want right here. 978 00:45:00,552 --> 00:45:04,321 All I ask is for a little monthly fee, you know? 979 00:45:05,823 --> 00:45:11,795 So it's a subscription-based pleasure that you're selling? 980 00:45:11,796 --> 00:45:13,531 You got it. 981 00:45:15,533 --> 00:45:17,968 Why don't you let me show you around? 982 00:45:17,969 --> 00:45:19,069 See what we do here. 983 00:45:19,070 --> 00:45:21,304 Maybe you'll learn a little something. 984 00:45:21,305 --> 00:45:24,708 ♪ I wanna freak you ♪ 985 00:45:24,709 --> 00:45:28,345 ♪ I wanna freak you ♪ 986 00:45:28,346 --> 00:45:30,715 ♪ I wanna freak you ♪ 987 00:45:32,249 --> 00:45:34,452 ♪ I wanna freak you ♪ 988 00:45:35,787 --> 00:45:39,122 ♪ I wanna freak you ♪ 989 00:45:39,123 --> 00:45:42,459 ♪ I wanna freak you ♪ ♪ I would give anything, baby ♪ 990 00:45:42,460 --> 00:45:47,331 ♪ Tonight you won't be sorry ♪ 991 00:45:48,366 --> 00:45:53,336 ♪ Tonight you got my mind ♪ 992 00:45:53,337 --> 00:45:54,738 How you doing, queen? 993 00:45:54,739 --> 00:45:56,673 Good. You feeling good? 994 00:45:56,674 --> 00:45:58,775 You having a good time? Mm-hmm. 995 00:45:58,776 --> 00:46:00,411 All right, now, Mr. Augustus. 996 00:46:00,412 --> 00:46:03,279 I want you to keep taking care of this beauty, you hear me? 997 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,081 Yes, ma'am. All right. 998 00:46:05,082 --> 00:46:08,251 ♪ To show how much ♪ 999 00:46:08,252 --> 00:46:11,622 ♪ I think about freakin' you? ♪ 1000 00:46:11,623 --> 00:46:15,258 ♪ What must I say ♪ 1001 00:46:15,259 --> 00:46:18,829 ♪ What must I do ♪ 1002 00:46:18,830 --> 00:46:22,633 ♪ To show how much ♪ 1003 00:46:22,634 --> 00:46:25,368 ♪ I think about freakin' you? ♪ 1004 00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:32,909 ♪ But I couldn't go for weeks ♪ 1005 00:46:32,910 --> 00:46:36,279 ♪ I can even play with another body ♪ 1006 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,550 ♪ But it wouldn't last 'cause I'm a freak ♪ 1007 00:46:39,551 --> 00:46:43,286 ♪ Oh, everything you say ♪ 1008 00:46:43,287 --> 00:46:46,089 ♪ I'm turned on by everything you do ♪ 1009 00:46:46,090 --> 00:46:50,461 ♪ And at night when I close my eyes ♪ 1010 00:46:50,462 --> 00:46:54,665 ♪ I only dream of freakin' you ♪ 1011 00:46:54,666 --> 00:47:02,138 ♪ Ooh, tonight I need your body, baby ♪ 1012 00:47:02,139 --> 00:47:04,875 ♪ Whatever you want ♪ 1013 00:47:04,876 --> 00:47:07,511 ♪ Whatever you need ♪ 1014 00:47:09,981 --> 00:47:15,085 ♪ You won't be sorry, baby ♪ 1015 00:47:15,086 --> 00:47:17,554 ♪ Baby, no, no ♪ 1016 00:47:17,555 --> 00:47:19,856 ♪ Whatever you want, baby ♪ 1017 00:47:19,857 --> 00:47:22,893 ♪ It will be fine, so fine ♪ 1018 00:47:22,894 --> 00:47:27,263 ♪ What must I say ♪ 1019 00:47:27,264 --> 00:47:30,400 ♪ What must I do ♪ 1020 00:47:30,401 --> 00:47:33,937 ♪ To show how much ♪ 1021 00:47:33,938 --> 00:47:37,741 ♪ I think about freakin' you? ♪ 1022 00:47:37,742 --> 00:47:41,344 ♪ What must I say ♪ 1023 00:47:41,345 --> 00:47:44,748 ♪ What must I do ♪ 1024 00:47:44,749 --> 00:47:46,883 ♪ To show how much... ♪ 1025 00:47:53,190 --> 00:47:55,926 ♪ Oh... oh... oh, the rain keeps fallin' ♪ 1026 00:47:55,927 --> 00:47:58,930 ♪ And these... keep callin' ♪ 1027 00:48:00,031 --> 00:48:01,331 ♪ Unh ♪ 1028 00:48:01,332 --> 00:48:05,537 ♪ All these raindrops fallin' on my window ♪ 1029 00:48:08,439 --> 00:48:13,177 ♪ Got me wishing that we did the things we didn't do ♪ 1030 00:48:14,912 --> 00:48:20,618 ♪ And right now I wanna sex you, baby ♪ 1031 00:48:22,954 --> 00:48:27,524 ♪ Has anybody sexed you lately? ♪ 1032 00:48:30,662 --> 00:48:34,631 ♪ Got all these hoes calling asking me to come through ♪ 1033 00:48:34,632 --> 00:48:37,968 ♪ Asking me to come through ♪ 1034 00:48:37,969 --> 00:48:42,372 ♪ What they don't know is all they do is make me call you ♪ 1035 00:48:42,373 --> 00:48:45,308 ♪ You, you, you, you ♪ 1036 00:48:45,309 --> 00:48:50,146 ♪ And ask if I can sex you, lady ♪ 1037 00:48:50,147 --> 00:48:52,348 ♪ Oh ♪ 1038 00:48:52,349 --> 00:48:57,253 ♪ Can we do it till we both look crazy? ♪ 1039 00:48:57,254 --> 00:49:00,924 ♪ Crazy ♪ 1040 00:49:00,925 --> 00:49:02,893 ♪ Baby, you know I'm from Atlanta ♪ 1041 00:49:02,894 --> 00:49:05,028 ♪ And they raise me like a killer ♪ 1042 00:49:05,029 --> 00:49:06,797 ♪ Raise me like a villain ♪ 1043 00:49:06,798 --> 00:49:08,231 ♪ Raise me like a pimp ♪ 1044 00:49:08,232 --> 00:49:10,533 ♪ And there's a lot of girls out here ♪ 1045 00:49:10,534 --> 00:49:11,968 ♪ And I could have all of them ♪ 1046 00:49:11,969 --> 00:49:14,070 ♪ But I don't want none of them ♪ 1047 00:49:14,071 --> 00:49:15,639 ♪ I only want one of them ♪ 1048 00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:20,476 ♪ All I wanna do is sex you, baby ♪ 1049 00:49:20,477 --> 00:49:22,278 ♪ I wanna know ♪ 1050 00:49:22,279 --> 00:49:27,050 ♪ Have you had any good sex lately? ♪ 1051 00:49:27,051 --> 00:49:31,688 ♪ Lately, lately, lately ♪ 1052 00:49:31,689 --> 00:49:33,523 That was beautiful, baby, as always. 1053 00:49:33,524 --> 00:49:35,025 Just beautiful. 1054 00:49:35,026 --> 00:49:38,228 All right, ladies, you having a good time tonight? 1055 00:49:40,965 --> 00:49:42,966 That's what I thought. 1056 00:49:42,967 --> 00:49:46,136 But you know there's always a queen up in here 1057 00:49:46,137 --> 00:49:49,840 who must be reminded of how beautiful she is. 1058 00:49:49,841 --> 00:49:51,742 Don't be shy. Where you at? 1059 00:49:51,743 --> 00:49:54,544 Oop! Boom. 1060 00:49:54,545 --> 00:49:56,446 There you go. 1061 00:49:56,447 --> 00:49:58,582 Give me your hand. 1062 00:49:59,751 --> 00:50:02,653 Do you know how beautiful you are? 1063 00:50:02,654 --> 00:50:04,387 Queens, ain't she beautiful? 1064 00:50:07,158 --> 00:50:09,125 You hear that? But you know what? 1065 00:50:09,126 --> 00:50:11,027 If you're not gonna take our word for it, 1066 00:50:11,028 --> 00:50:13,897 we're just gonna show you, okay? 1067 00:50:13,898 --> 00:50:20,971 So let me present to you the absolutely adorable... 1068 00:50:20,972 --> 00:50:22,238 Andre. 1069 00:50:23,808 --> 00:50:25,643 What's your name? 1070 00:50:26,778 --> 00:50:28,845 Caroline. 1071 00:50:28,846 --> 00:50:31,281 Don't be shy. That's a beautiful name. 1072 00:50:31,282 --> 00:50:33,383 It was my grandmother's. 1073 00:50:33,384 --> 00:50:34,785 What did she do? 1074 00:50:34,786 --> 00:50:38,789 Um, she was the first female black grocery owner 1075 00:50:38,790 --> 00:50:39,790 in the state. 1076 00:50:39,791 --> 00:50:41,157 Mm. A strong woman. 1077 00:50:41,158 --> 00:50:44,627 What brings you to Domina? Other than the obvious. 1078 00:50:44,628 --> 00:50:46,496 Celebrating my divorce. 1079 00:50:46,497 --> 00:50:48,965 Your girlfriends brought you out to have a good time, huh? 1080 00:50:48,966 --> 00:50:50,600 Whoo! Yeah. Good job. Okay. 1081 00:50:50,601 --> 00:50:52,035 I'll take it from here. 1082 00:50:52,036 --> 00:50:54,971 Uh, Caroline, would you mind... 1083 00:50:54,972 --> 00:50:57,373 Sitting for me right here? 1084 00:50:57,374 --> 00:50:58,975 That would be great. 1085 00:50:58,976 --> 00:51:01,211 And, um, one last thing... 1086 00:51:01,212 --> 00:51:04,414 What's your favorite thing? 1087 00:51:04,415 --> 00:51:05,548 Alcohol. 1088 00:51:05,549 --> 00:51:06,817 Alcohol. 1089 00:51:06,818 --> 00:51:08,885 Okay. Alcohol. 1090 00:51:08,886 --> 00:51:11,788 Um, I'm gonna need some crowd participation on this one, 1091 00:51:11,789 --> 00:51:13,323 so just, uh, follow my lead. 1092 00:51:13,324 --> 00:51:15,558 Yeah. 1093 00:51:15,559 --> 00:51:17,593 Mm-mm, mm-mm. 1094 00:51:17,594 --> 00:51:19,095 Okay. 1095 00:51:19,096 --> 00:51:21,933 Mm. 1096 00:51:23,434 --> 00:51:26,169 Young Caroline, give a Nigga happy time. 1097 00:51:26,170 --> 00:51:28,504 She like alcohol, but you ain't here to hear me whine. 1098 00:51:28,505 --> 00:51:31,307 I'm looking at your backside. I'm trying to stay patient. 1099 00:51:31,308 --> 00:51:34,044 Make that thing clap. That's a standing ovation. 1100 00:51:34,045 --> 00:51:36,246 Grandma independent. She don't need your help. 1101 00:51:36,247 --> 00:51:39,449 But you don't really feel that way about yourself. 1102 00:51:39,450 --> 00:51:41,752 That's why the name feel funny in your mouth. 1103 00:51:41,753 --> 00:51:43,419 You don't believe it, but I can see it. 1104 00:51:43,420 --> 00:51:45,455 And fuck that dude. He don't get you. 1105 00:51:45,456 --> 00:51:47,323 I know you're cool and I just met you. 1106 00:51:47,324 --> 00:51:48,591 Pick you up around 8:00. 1107 00:51:48,592 --> 00:51:49,993 I can come and get you. 1108 00:51:49,994 --> 00:51:51,694 On the coast, and we ballin' back and forth 1109 00:51:51,695 --> 00:51:53,997 like it's ping-pong and you ain't got a thing on. 1110 00:51:53,998 --> 00:51:55,665 Let me sing your theme song. 1111 00:51:55,666 --> 00:51:57,133 ♪ Caroline ♪ 1112 00:51:57,134 --> 00:52:00,303 ♪ This could be something special ♪ 1113 00:52:00,304 --> 00:52:05,141 ♪ This love of mine will never let go ♪ 1114 00:52:05,142 --> 00:52:07,911 ♪ If I could make you mine ♪ 1115 00:52:07,912 --> 00:52:10,747 ♪ Oh, I'd treat you so special ♪ 1116 00:52:10,748 --> 00:52:12,382 ♪ Be mine ♪ 1117 00:52:12,383 --> 00:52:14,184 ♪ Oh, be mine ♪ 1118 00:52:14,185 --> 00:52:16,452 All right. I need y'all to clap on this one. Okay. 1119 00:52:16,453 --> 00:52:18,388 ♪ Caroline ♪ 1120 00:52:18,389 --> 00:52:21,958 ♪ This could be something special ♪ 1121 00:52:21,959 --> 00:52:26,229 ♪ This love of mine could never let go ♪ 1122 00:52:26,230 --> 00:52:29,299 ♪ And if I make you mine ♪ 1123 00:52:29,300 --> 00:52:32,068 ♪ Oh, I'd treat you so special ♪ 1124 00:52:32,069 --> 00:52:33,669 ♪ Be mine ♪ 1125 00:52:55,860 --> 00:52:58,661 Why are you here? 1126 00:53:01,899 --> 00:53:03,266 I don't know. 1127 00:53:03,267 --> 00:53:08,172 Me and the guys were, uh... We were near Savannah. 1128 00:53:09,173 --> 00:53:11,542 And I couldn't not see you. 1129 00:53:16,147 --> 00:53:17,849 Okay. 1130 00:53:19,216 --> 00:53:20,551 And? 1131 00:53:21,752 --> 00:53:23,286 Don't laugh. 1132 00:53:23,287 --> 00:53:26,522 Uh, we're going up to the convention and... I don't know. 1133 00:53:26,523 --> 00:53:30,427 We're gonna have one crazy night to put this in bed and... 1134 00:53:32,830 --> 00:53:35,867 I don't know. I just thought it could be fun. 1135 00:53:37,068 --> 00:53:39,169 The convention? 1136 00:53:39,170 --> 00:53:42,272 So you mean to tell me you came all the way here to see me 1137 00:53:42,273 --> 00:53:44,207 about that bullshit convention? 1138 00:53:44,208 --> 00:53:46,276 No. Look... look, I know. 1139 00:53:46,277 --> 00:53:50,847 I just thought it... Presented itself as an... 1140 00:53:50,848 --> 00:53:53,049 As an interesting opportunity for us to... 1141 00:53:53,050 --> 00:53:54,717 No, no, no, no. No. 1142 00:53:54,718 --> 00:53:56,519 For you maybe. 1143 00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,889 What the hell do I need a convention for, Mike? 1144 00:53:58,890 --> 00:54:00,723 You don't. That's not what I'm saying. 1145 00:54:00,724 --> 00:54:03,393 Would you let me finish, please? Will you just... no. Unh-Unh. No. 1146 00:54:03,394 --> 00:54:05,095 I haven't talked to you for eight years 1147 00:54:05,096 --> 00:54:07,530 since you walked out on me. Oh, did I walk out on you? 1148 00:54:07,531 --> 00:54:10,466 Because if I remember correctly, I went and took a job. 1149 00:54:10,467 --> 00:54:13,103 And when I came back, someone wouldn't let me in the house. 1150 00:54:13,104 --> 00:54:16,039 Mike, what makes you think that you can come up in here 1151 00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:18,174 after all this time and snap your fingers 1152 00:54:18,175 --> 00:54:21,144 and I'm supposed to do a favor for you? 1153 00:54:21,145 --> 00:54:22,579 Okay. 1154 00:54:24,882 --> 00:54:28,684 Maybe... I'm... I'm an idiot. I'm sorry. 1155 00:54:28,685 --> 00:54:32,588 I-I'm not saying that at all. 1156 00:54:32,589 --> 00:54:33,924 Really? 1157 00:54:33,925 --> 00:54:37,027 I don't need a favor from you. 1158 00:54:37,028 --> 00:54:39,462 Fuck the convention. 1159 00:54:39,463 --> 00:54:43,533 Don't... All it is is an excuse 1160 00:54:43,534 --> 00:54:47,470 for us to try to put this shit between us to bed. 1161 00:54:47,471 --> 00:54:50,374 That's all. 1162 00:55:06,890 --> 00:55:09,559 Oh, shit. 1163 00:55:12,763 --> 00:55:14,897 Thank you, Octavius. 1164 00:55:14,898 --> 00:55:17,467 Ooh. You're wonderful. 1165 00:55:17,468 --> 00:55:19,735 My queens, gather. 1166 00:55:19,736 --> 00:55:23,139 I need you. I need you. 1167 00:55:23,140 --> 00:55:26,242 You ever had a ghost come to your front door? 1168 00:55:26,243 --> 00:55:29,779 A ghost from your past, one that still makes you shiver? 1169 00:55:31,848 --> 00:55:34,050 I had one today. 1170 00:55:34,051 --> 00:55:36,519 So I need your help. 1171 00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:39,355 I need you to help me make a decision 1172 00:55:39,356 --> 00:55:42,625 of whether I should leave that ghost in his grave 1173 00:55:42,626 --> 00:55:45,761 or give him an opportunity to be resurrected. 1174 00:55:45,762 --> 00:55:47,697 Resurrected! 1175 00:55:47,698 --> 00:55:49,599 Okay. 1176 00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:52,102 I got a little treat for y'all tonight. 1177 00:55:52,103 --> 00:55:58,541 It's a man I knew... As white chocolate. 1178 00:56:02,046 --> 00:56:06,216 Some might know him as Magic Mike. 1179 00:56:09,620 --> 00:56:12,788 We're gonna see if he's still got some magic in that Mike. 1180 00:56:19,896 --> 00:56:22,198 Hello, beautiful. 1181 00:56:22,199 --> 00:56:24,300 You down for a little fun tonight? 1182 00:56:24,301 --> 00:56:26,136 Yes. All right. 1183 00:56:26,137 --> 00:56:28,572 Have a seat. 1184 00:56:29,706 --> 00:56:31,174 Mike? 1185 00:56:31,175 --> 00:56:33,443 Come on. Let's not do this. 1186 00:56:33,444 --> 00:56:35,378 Uh... 1187 00:56:35,379 --> 00:56:37,113 Mnh-mnh. 1188 00:56:37,114 --> 00:56:38,114 Malik? 1189 00:56:43,687 --> 00:56:46,289 ♪ I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm gonna make you feel it ♪ 1190 00:56:46,290 --> 00:56:48,224 ♪ Da-Da-Da-Da-Da, Da ♪ 1191 00:56:48,225 --> 00:56:51,127 Come on, man. You got this. 1192 00:56:51,128 --> 00:56:54,264 ♪ I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm gonna make you feel it ♪ 1193 00:56:59,470 --> 00:57:02,773 ♪ I'm gonna make you feel it ♪ 1194 00:57:07,378 --> 00:57:09,879 ♪ I'm gonna make you feel it ♪ 1195 00:57:14,651 --> 00:57:17,654 ♪ I'm gonna make you feel it ♪ 1196 00:57:22,359 --> 00:57:25,261 ♪ Tell me why you wanna be bad ♪ 1197 00:57:25,262 --> 00:57:26,362 ♪ Bad ♪ 1198 00:57:26,363 --> 00:57:29,065 ♪ Tell me why you wanna be bad ♪ 1199 00:57:29,066 --> 00:57:30,566 ♪ You sweatin' ♪ 1200 00:57:30,567 --> 00:57:33,803 ♪ Why you callin' me daddy? ♪ 1201 00:57:33,804 --> 00:57:37,307 ♪ Giving you the best you ever had, babe ♪ 1202 00:57:37,308 --> 00:57:41,344 ♪ Make me feel like you ain't ever had it ♪ 1203 00:57:41,345 --> 00:57:44,647 ♪ Stretching you out like you are elastic ♪ 1204 00:57:44,648 --> 00:57:48,418 ♪ Turn around, poke it out so I can grab it ♪ 1205 00:57:48,419 --> 00:57:52,722 ♪ Flip that ass over like we in gymnastics ♪ 1206 00:57:52,723 --> 00:57:54,690 ♪ You nasty ♪ 1207 00:57:54,691 --> 00:57:56,426 ♪ Unh ♪ 1208 00:57:56,427 --> 00:58:00,230 ♪ Baby, tell me that you want it deeper ♪ 1209 00:58:00,231 --> 00:58:03,333 ♪ I don't ever wanna come out ♪ 1210 00:58:03,334 --> 00:58:05,535 ♪ Put you in a coma ♪ 1211 00:58:05,536 --> 00:58:07,537 ♪ You're a sleeper ♪ 1212 00:58:07,538 --> 00:58:11,341 ♪ I know that your body's been drowsed ♪ 1213 00:58:11,342 --> 00:58:13,709 ♪ I'm gonna make you feel it ♪ 1214 00:58:13,710 --> 00:58:15,645 ♪ Feel it ♪ 1215 00:58:15,646 --> 00:58:17,280 ♪ Feel it ♪ 1216 00:58:17,281 --> 00:58:18,648 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1217 00:58:18,649 --> 00:58:22,918 ♪ I'm gonna make you feel it ♪ 1218 00:58:22,919 --> 00:58:26,622 ♪ Tell me, do you wanna be bad ♪ 1219 00:58:26,623 --> 00:58:30,126 ♪ Tell me, do you wanna be bad, babe ♪ 1220 00:58:30,127 --> 00:58:34,397 ♪ With the shots... pow pow... You bust off like an uzi ♪ 1221 00:58:34,398 --> 00:58:37,900 ♪ Think I'm gonna need another mat, babe ♪ 1222 00:58:37,901 --> 00:58:41,637 ♪ Back that ass up on me like I'm Juvie ♪ 1223 00:58:41,638 --> 00:58:45,074 ♪ About nothing but action in this movie ♪ 1224 00:58:45,075 --> 00:58:46,442 ♪ It's going down ♪ 1225 00:58:46,443 --> 00:58:49,044 ♪ Turn around, let me feel your booty ♪ 1226 00:58:49,045 --> 00:58:51,080 ♪ I'm a private in your parts ♪ 1227 00:58:51,081 --> 00:58:52,582 ♪ I'm at duty ♪ 1228 00:58:52,583 --> 00:58:55,218 ♪ Girl, give it to me ♪ 1229 00:58:55,219 --> 00:58:56,819 ♪ Unh, Unh ♪ 1230 00:58:56,820 --> 00:59:00,556 ♪ Baby, you remind me of my jeeper ♪ 1231 00:59:00,557 --> 00:59:04,460 ♪ The way you body's bouncing up and down ♪ 1232 00:59:04,461 --> 00:59:08,030 ♪ Feels like a Tsunami or Katrina ♪ 1233 00:59:08,031 --> 00:59:10,966 ♪ I swear I am deep enough to drown ♪ 1234 00:59:10,967 --> 00:59:12,101 ♪ Oh, girl ♪ 1235 00:59:12,102 --> 00:59:14,704 ♪ I'm gonna make you feel it ♪ 1236 00:59:14,705 --> 00:59:15,971 ♪ Uh, uh ♪ 1237 00:59:15,972 --> 00:59:17,273 ♪ Uh, uh ♪ 1238 00:59:17,274 --> 00:59:19,542 ♪ Uh, uh, uh ♪ 1239 00:59:19,543 --> 00:59:23,779 ♪ I'm gonna make you feel it ♪ 1240 00:59:23,780 --> 00:59:29,819 So, seeing as though you are leaving again... 1241 00:59:29,820 --> 00:59:32,355 I have Andre over here to take care of you. 1242 00:59:32,356 --> 00:59:34,023 He'll take you wherever you want to go. 1243 00:59:34,024 --> 00:59:37,194 Yeah. We got to get on the road. 1244 00:59:39,763 --> 00:59:42,265 This was, uh, this was fun... 1245 00:59:42,266 --> 00:59:45,769 Whatever, I guess, that this was. 1246 00:59:48,372 --> 00:59:50,240 It was good seeing you. 1247 00:59:50,241 --> 00:59:51,474 Likewise. 1248 00:59:51,475 --> 00:59:55,445 So... what was that? 1249 00:59:55,446 --> 00:59:57,947 Y'all used to dance together? 1250 00:59:57,948 --> 00:59:59,315 Uh, yeah. 1251 00:59:59,316 --> 01:00:01,016 Look, it's a... 1252 01:00:01,017 --> 01:00:04,754 It's a long, long story, but, uh, Rome and I met each other 1253 01:00:04,755 --> 01:00:06,989 at a very interesting time in our lives, 1254 01:00:06,990 --> 01:00:10,360 and... and, uh, I guess you could say that we had a thing. 1255 01:00:10,361 --> 01:00:13,663 Mm. Yeah. I'd say you had a thing. 1256 01:00:13,664 --> 01:00:14,897 Yeah. 1257 01:00:14,898 --> 01:00:19,001 Well, until I, uh, I went to work with Dallas. 1258 01:00:19,002 --> 01:00:20,603 Yeah. 1259 01:00:20,604 --> 01:00:24,407 So... is she gonna come help us or what? 1260 01:00:24,408 --> 01:00:26,008 No. No. 1261 01:00:26,009 --> 01:00:28,544 I don't... I don't think that's gonna actually happen. 1262 01:00:28,545 --> 01:00:31,113 Rome likes to stay in her castle. 1263 01:00:31,114 --> 01:00:33,483 That's why she built it. 1264 01:00:33,484 --> 01:00:36,919 So, uh, I getting on 95 north, right? 1265 01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:40,323 Yeah. Yeah. It's just outside of Charleston. 1266 01:00:40,324 --> 01:00:42,458 She texted me the address. I don't know. 1267 01:00:42,459 --> 01:00:44,360 I'll tell you when we get closer. 1268 01:00:44,361 --> 01:00:46,161 You need a co-pilot? Yes, please. 1269 01:00:46,162 --> 01:00:48,464 Okay. 1270 01:00:48,465 --> 01:00:50,866 That was insane tonight, man. 1271 01:00:50,867 --> 01:00:53,503 Thanks. I'm serious, dude. That was like... 1272 01:00:53,504 --> 01:00:55,338 It was a good night. I'm not gonna lie to you. 1273 01:00:55,339 --> 01:00:56,839 Your stuff is revolutionary, man. 1274 01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:58,541 Sometimes the songs are a little... 1275 01:00:58,542 --> 01:01:00,576 No, man. It was perfect. Are you kidding me? 1276 01:01:00,577 --> 01:01:03,012 I appreciate that. And you just made that up on the spot. 1277 01:01:03,013 --> 01:01:05,848 I... well, Rome likes us to put our passion in our work. 1278 01:01:05,849 --> 01:01:06,849 Well, it shows, man. 1279 01:01:06,850 --> 01:01:08,951 I've never seen anything like that. 1280 01:01:08,952 --> 01:01:11,821 Are you doing anything else with your music? 1281 01:01:11,822 --> 01:01:14,123 Man, I'm trying. I put it up online. 1282 01:01:14,124 --> 01:01:16,959 Hopefully, like, it'll spread through social media, 1283 01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:19,929 but honestly, with this E.P. That's coming out, it's... 1284 01:01:19,930 --> 01:01:21,196 Oh, cool, man. 1285 01:01:21,197 --> 01:01:23,265 It's hard to get people to pay attention to it. 1286 01:01:23,266 --> 01:01:26,569 'Cause there's so much shit that comes on the Internet every day. Oh. So much. 1287 01:01:26,570 --> 01:01:28,270 I just want to stay authentic. 1288 01:01:28,271 --> 01:01:30,473 Yeah. Well, at least you're trying, man. 1289 01:01:30,474 --> 01:01:31,974 At least you're trying. 1290 01:01:31,975 --> 01:01:34,276 That's why I moved down to Florida back in the day, 1291 01:01:34,277 --> 01:01:35,645 actually, was to do music stuff. 1292 01:01:35,646 --> 01:01:37,413 Really? Yeah. Yeah. 1293 01:01:37,414 --> 01:01:39,214 I sang in "Dream along with Mickey" 1294 01:01:39,215 --> 01:01:40,916 at Disney world from '03 to '05. 1295 01:01:40,917 --> 01:01:42,151 What? 1296 01:01:42,152 --> 01:01:43,553 Yeah, man. For real. 1297 01:01:43,554 --> 01:01:45,187 I mean, I started out as the Donald duck understudy, 1298 01:01:45,188 --> 01:01:48,391 but I... I was playing Mickey by my second year. 1299 01:01:48,392 --> 01:01:50,793 I got signed by an agent, 1300 01:01:50,794 --> 01:01:53,596 booked a couple regional commercial spots. 1301 01:01:53,597 --> 01:01:56,399 And one day I heard an ad on the radio looking for dancers. 1302 01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:58,334 And you know how that shit goes, so... 1303 01:01:58,335 --> 01:02:01,036 When I started this, I thought... 1304 01:02:01,037 --> 01:02:03,005 Man, I thought I'd hate it. 1305 01:02:03,006 --> 01:02:06,842 But now, if the... if, like, the E.P. Blew up tomorrow, 1306 01:02:06,843 --> 01:02:09,345 I'd probably still do this on the side. 1307 01:02:09,346 --> 01:02:10,346 What? I'm serious. 1308 01:02:10,347 --> 01:02:11,647 You're shitting me. 1309 01:02:11,648 --> 01:02:14,650 Do you see how many girls I meet every day? 1310 01:02:14,651 --> 01:02:16,419 Yes. For free? 1311 01:02:16,420 --> 01:02:18,220 For free! I don't got to pay for... 1312 01:02:18,221 --> 01:02:19,221 All I do is sing. 1313 01:02:19,222 --> 01:02:20,756 And you think about that. 1314 01:02:20,757 --> 01:02:23,959 Like, these girls have to deal with men in their lives 1315 01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:26,496 every day who... They don't listen to them. 1316 01:02:26,497 --> 01:02:28,063 They don't ask them what they want. 1317 01:02:28,064 --> 01:02:29,999 They don't even ask them what they want. 1318 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,167 All we got to do is ask them what they want. 1319 01:02:32,168 --> 01:02:34,203 And when they tell you, it's a beautiful thing, man. 1320 01:02:34,204 --> 01:02:38,273 It's like we're like... We're like healers or something. 1321 01:02:38,274 --> 01:02:40,376 Yes, man. 1322 01:02:40,377 --> 01:02:41,677 Fuck, yes. We are. 1323 01:02:41,678 --> 01:02:43,413 That's right. We're healers. 1324 01:02:43,414 --> 01:02:45,080 We're healers, man. 1325 01:02:45,081 --> 01:02:47,149 We can be. Okay. Yeah. We can be. 1326 01:02:47,150 --> 01:02:48,918 We can be. 1327 01:02:48,919 --> 01:02:49,919 Okay. I like that. 1328 01:03:13,744 --> 01:03:15,645 Hey, thanks for the ride. No problem, man. 1329 01:03:15,646 --> 01:03:17,513 Good talking to you, man. Safe home. 1330 01:03:17,514 --> 01:03:18,981 Look us up when you get back. 1331 01:03:18,982 --> 01:03:20,450 All right, man. Thanks, man. 1332 01:03:20,451 --> 01:03:22,117 You sure this is the place? 1333 01:03:22,118 --> 01:03:24,854 Yeah. I'm positive. She said it, and I got the text. 1334 01:03:24,855 --> 01:03:28,090 Looks like somebody hooked up with a trust fund baby! You know? 1335 01:03:28,091 --> 01:03:30,526 I just hit her with her favorite flavor, baby, 1336 01:03:30,527 --> 01:03:32,161 and we're livin' large. 1337 01:03:32,162 --> 01:03:34,465 Megan? 1338 01:03:35,532 --> 01:03:37,467 Hello? 1339 01:03:37,468 --> 01:03:39,702 Megan? 1340 01:03:39,703 --> 01:03:41,871 There's some law of attraction going on up in here. 1341 01:03:41,872 --> 01:03:43,473 There's somebody in here. Megan! 1342 01:03:43,474 --> 01:03:44,474 It's Tito! 1343 01:03:44,475 --> 01:03:46,141 Hey! 1344 01:03:46,142 --> 01:03:49,078 Oh... shit. 1345 01:03:49,079 --> 01:03:50,680 Who are you? 1346 01:03:50,681 --> 01:03:54,349 Just, uh, friends of Megan. 1347 01:03:54,350 --> 01:03:56,118 Ah. 1348 01:03:56,119 --> 01:03:57,753 Is Megan here? 1349 01:03:57,754 --> 01:04:01,023 My daughter and her friends are outside. 1350 01:04:01,024 --> 01:04:02,191 Who are you? 1351 01:04:02,192 --> 01:04:04,059 Oh, you're having a party. We'll just go out... 1352 01:04:04,060 --> 01:04:06,061 You said Megan was back this way in the guesthouse? 1353 01:04:06,062 --> 01:04:07,329 You hold on. 1354 01:04:07,330 --> 01:04:10,299 Y'all can't just walk in my house like strangers 1355 01:04:10,300 --> 01:04:12,267 without having a hello drink. 1356 01:04:13,770 --> 01:04:16,606 You come on now and have a seat. 1357 01:04:16,607 --> 01:04:19,475 What you want? You want red? You want white? 1358 01:04:19,476 --> 01:04:21,611 We got whiskey. We got shine. 1359 01:04:21,612 --> 01:04:23,946 Y'all get something. 1360 01:04:23,947 --> 01:04:27,517 How about we start with wine and end with shine? 1361 01:04:27,518 --> 01:04:29,051 I like that rule. 1362 01:04:29,052 --> 01:04:31,320 Honey, you come sit right here. Come on. 1363 01:04:31,321 --> 01:04:33,623 Oh, shit! 1364 01:04:33,624 --> 01:04:35,157 Thank you so much. 1365 01:04:35,158 --> 01:04:36,258 It smells good. 1366 01:04:36,259 --> 01:04:38,528 Well... cheers! 1367 01:04:38,529 --> 01:04:40,763 Cheers. Cheers. Eye contact. 1368 01:04:40,764 --> 01:04:43,298 Thank you for your hospitality, Ma'am. 1369 01:04:43,299 --> 01:04:44,700 Quit that proper shit. 1370 01:04:45,736 --> 01:04:47,837 You sound just like my ex. 1371 01:04:47,838 --> 01:04:50,339 What are your names? 1372 01:04:50,340 --> 01:04:51,841 Uh, I'm Mike. This is Tito... 1373 01:04:51,842 --> 01:04:52,842 Tito. ...Ken... 1374 01:04:52,843 --> 01:04:54,510 Ken. ...Richie, 1375 01:04:54,511 --> 01:04:56,680 uh... 1376 01:04:58,949 --> 01:05:00,716 Ernest. ...Ernest. Ernest. 1377 01:05:00,717 --> 01:05:02,117 Well, I'm Nancy. 1378 01:05:02,118 --> 01:05:06,722 And this is Mae, Julia, Diane, and Jessica. 1379 01:05:06,723 --> 01:05:08,157 Hey. Nice to meet you. 1380 01:05:08,158 --> 01:05:10,192 Nice to meet y'all. Thank you, ladies. 1381 01:05:10,193 --> 01:05:12,562 Y'all don't look like you're from around here. 1382 01:05:12,563 --> 01:05:15,464 We're from Miami. Uh, just... 1383 01:05:15,465 --> 01:05:18,668 Florida. 1384 01:05:18,669 --> 01:05:20,335 There's one in Ohio, dude. 1385 01:05:20,336 --> 01:05:23,172 Just passing through on our way to myrtle beach. 1386 01:05:23,173 --> 01:05:25,808 Oh! Myrtle beach! Redneck Riviera. 1387 01:05:25,809 --> 01:05:28,143 Y'all should try kiawah instead. 1388 01:05:28,144 --> 01:05:29,945 Oh, yeah, I heard that's real nice, ma'am. 1389 01:05:29,946 --> 01:05:31,981 "Oh, yeah, I heard that's real nice, ma'am." 1390 01:05:33,083 --> 01:05:34,584 Listen to him! 1391 01:05:34,585 --> 01:05:36,018 Is that what I sound like? 1392 01:05:36,019 --> 01:05:38,721 You're good! 1393 01:05:38,722 --> 01:05:40,255 Don't think I don't know 1394 01:05:40,256 --> 01:05:43,125 what you're doing here with those girls. 1395 01:05:43,126 --> 01:05:46,829 How do y'all know my daughter? 1396 01:05:46,830 --> 01:05:48,698 We just... Uh, we just met her at a... 1397 01:05:48,699 --> 01:05:51,066 At a... in Jacksonville at... At a... 1398 01:05:51,067 --> 01:05:52,002 It was a bar. 1399 01:05:52,003 --> 01:05:54,570 A bar. Well, that's my daughter. 1400 01:05:54,571 --> 01:05:56,572 Always making new friends! 1401 01:05:58,842 --> 01:06:01,443 So what do y'all do? 1402 01:06:01,444 --> 01:06:03,679 We are... I, uh... hey! 1403 01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:04,714 How are you? 1404 01:06:04,715 --> 01:06:05,715 Hey! Hi! 1405 01:06:05,716 --> 01:06:06,949 There you are. 1406 01:06:06,950 --> 01:06:08,918 Hey. What are y'all talking about? 1407 01:06:08,919 --> 01:06:10,720 Oh, the boys are just about to tell us 1408 01:06:10,721 --> 01:06:12,722 what they do for a living. Oh. 1409 01:06:12,723 --> 01:06:14,189 Mm-hmm. 1410 01:06:14,190 --> 01:06:16,959 We, uh... 1411 01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:19,294 What do... uh, I have... 1412 01:06:19,295 --> 01:06:20,529 I have my own furniture company. 1413 01:06:20,530 --> 01:06:22,497 Yeah. He's great. Um... 1414 01:06:22,498 --> 01:06:25,835 Tito here is into yogurt. 1415 01:06:25,836 --> 01:06:28,871 Frozen yogurt. Yeah. artisanal. 1416 01:06:28,872 --> 01:06:34,977 Ken is a budding actor and, um, and level-3 reiki healer. 1417 01:06:34,978 --> 01:06:37,012 Uh, so if you need any work done... 1418 01:06:37,013 --> 01:06:40,549 Uh, Ernie is... Is an artist. 1419 01:06:40,550 --> 01:06:41,817 He's a painter. 1420 01:06:41,818 --> 01:06:44,486 Mom, they're male strippers. 1421 01:06:44,487 --> 01:06:46,288 Now, that makes sense. 1422 01:06:46,289 --> 01:06:48,858 Why didn't you say so in the first place? 1423 01:06:48,859 --> 01:06:52,227 Because it's fucking awkward to do somebody like that. 1424 01:06:52,228 --> 01:06:55,230 Enough with that fucking language! 1425 01:06:55,231 --> 01:06:57,132 Oh, God, I don't think I've ever had 1426 01:06:57,133 --> 01:06:59,201 a real live stripper in my house before. 1427 01:06:59,202 --> 01:07:00,535 You have now. 1428 01:07:00,536 --> 01:07:02,504 Uh, well, actually, the... the technical term is... 1429 01:07:02,505 --> 01:07:04,539 Is male entertainer. Oh, my! 1430 01:07:04,540 --> 01:07:07,576 Mom, they're not here for that. They're just friends. 1431 01:07:07,577 --> 01:07:09,411 Of course not! 1432 01:07:09,412 --> 01:07:13,048 Shit, Diana, go down and grab us some more Vino. 1433 01:07:13,049 --> 01:07:15,284 No, no, no. Don't... don't you worry. 1434 01:07:15,285 --> 01:07:18,120 I got this. I'll reload, Nancy. Okay, baby. 1435 01:07:18,121 --> 01:07:21,356 You just... you just get anything that looks expensive. 1436 01:07:21,357 --> 01:07:22,658 As much of the good stuff 1437 01:07:22,659 --> 01:07:24,293 as your little arms can carry, darling. 1438 01:07:24,294 --> 01:07:26,395 You got it. 1439 01:07:26,396 --> 01:07:28,530 I-I got arms. I'll help. 1440 01:07:34,504 --> 01:07:37,139 Are you native American, Tito? 1441 01:07:38,675 --> 01:07:41,576 Yes, on my mother's side. 1442 01:07:41,577 --> 01:07:44,046 Really, I've got it. Thanks, though. 1443 01:07:44,047 --> 01:07:45,981 Oh, you do not have it. 1444 01:07:45,982 --> 01:07:48,117 By what I just saw up there, 1445 01:07:48,118 --> 01:07:52,254 we are gonna need a fucking pack mule to water that bunch. 1446 01:07:52,255 --> 01:07:54,323 So... I don't know. 1447 01:07:54,324 --> 01:07:56,458 Let's fucking do this. 1448 01:07:56,459 --> 01:07:58,961 I thought you were supposed to be in New York, by the way. 1449 01:07:58,962 --> 01:08:01,296 Oh, wait. Is that not where we are? 1450 01:08:01,297 --> 01:08:02,899 Wow. 1451 01:08:04,434 --> 01:08:06,769 Hmm? 1452 01:08:06,770 --> 01:08:08,905 I changed my mind. 1453 01:08:10,206 --> 01:08:12,107 So does that mean you are gonna be on the pole 1454 01:08:12,108 --> 01:08:13,709 or you're not gonna be on the pole? 1455 01:08:13,710 --> 01:08:15,144 Because, I mean, 1456 01:08:15,145 --> 01:08:17,179 "Dolly Titz on the main stage, coming up for you, boys. 1457 01:08:17,180 --> 01:08:19,749 Get your dollar bills out and let's brighten up her day" 1458 01:08:19,750 --> 01:08:22,051 sounds awesome to me. 1459 01:08:22,052 --> 01:08:23,385 Ha ha. 1460 01:08:23,386 --> 01:08:25,921 Nice callback, Clitoria. 1461 01:08:25,922 --> 01:08:28,758 It's low-hanging fruit. I can't help myself. 1462 01:08:28,759 --> 01:08:30,459 What's the plan now, then? 1463 01:08:30,460 --> 01:08:32,527 Currently? Yep. 1464 01:08:32,528 --> 01:08:36,398 Find the perfect dynamite for that powder keg upstairs 1465 01:08:36,399 --> 01:08:39,701 and... watch it blow. 1466 01:08:39,702 --> 01:08:41,603 Okay. 1467 01:08:41,604 --> 01:08:43,205 What are we looking for? 1468 01:08:43,206 --> 01:08:48,410 Something old and expensive... To fit in upstairs. 1469 01:08:48,411 --> 01:08:50,080 Cool. 1470 01:08:51,114 --> 01:08:53,282 They all look the same to me. 1471 01:08:53,283 --> 01:08:55,385 Racist. 1472 01:08:56,519 --> 01:08:58,720 Hmm? 1473 01:08:58,721 --> 01:09:02,324 1959 Château Lafite. 1474 01:09:02,325 --> 01:09:03,193 That'll do. 1475 01:09:03,194 --> 01:09:04,559 You see, what I hear 1476 01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:08,931 is that guy isn't taking care of his own shit. 1477 01:09:08,932 --> 01:09:11,400 How are you gonna expect your lady to trim the hedges, 1478 01:09:11,401 --> 01:09:15,337 if you're not willing to... Prune the tree? 1479 01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:20,309 See, I have a three-day Max-Growth rule. 1480 01:09:20,310 --> 01:09:23,178 - Really? - Abso-fucking-lutely, ma'am. 1481 01:09:23,179 --> 01:09:24,179 Wow. 1482 01:09:24,180 --> 01:09:26,281 Pardon my language. Oh, please. 1483 01:09:26,282 --> 01:09:27,616 We got wine! 1484 01:09:29,052 --> 01:09:30,119 A basket full of wine! 1485 01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:31,720 We got a basket of wine. 1486 01:09:31,721 --> 01:09:35,090 You are missing out on some husband tales in here. 1487 01:09:35,091 --> 01:09:36,491 Or ex-husband tales. 1488 01:09:36,492 --> 01:09:38,627 Julia and I are trying to lure Mae and Diana 1489 01:09:38,628 --> 01:09:40,729 over to the dark side. 1490 01:09:40,730 --> 01:09:42,998 Use the force, Nance. 1491 01:09:42,999 --> 01:09:45,067 Come on, Mae. 1492 01:09:45,068 --> 01:09:46,802 It's your turn. 1493 01:09:46,803 --> 01:09:49,004 Come on, Mae. 1494 01:09:49,005 --> 01:09:50,639 Come on, Mae. 1495 01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:54,576 We know it ain't all peaches and roses in that bedroom. 1496 01:09:54,577 --> 01:09:56,611 Cone of silence here. 1497 01:09:56,612 --> 01:09:59,648 Fine. I'll go, then. 1498 01:09:59,649 --> 01:10:02,317 Ugh. Here's a whopper for you. 1499 01:10:02,318 --> 01:10:03,485 Here we go. 1500 01:10:03,486 --> 01:10:06,488 Roger's the only man I've ever slept with. 1501 01:10:06,489 --> 01:10:08,690 Then you are gonna get more wine. 1502 01:10:10,793 --> 01:10:12,461 Yeah. 1503 01:10:12,462 --> 01:10:17,166 I lost my virginity to him when I was 17, and that was that. 1504 01:10:17,167 --> 01:10:19,201 Two beautiful daughters, 1505 01:10:19,202 --> 01:10:23,172 but only one penis my entire fucking life. 1506 01:10:23,173 --> 01:10:28,610 Sadly, I was too naive to recognize that he was a gay man. 1507 01:10:28,611 --> 01:10:30,579 Mom, you don't know that. 1508 01:10:30,580 --> 01:10:31,947 Oh, I knew enough. 1509 01:10:31,948 --> 01:10:33,415 I knew he really liked it when I put my fing... 1510 01:10:33,416 --> 01:10:35,117 Mom! No. I don't want to hear that. Hey! 1511 01:10:35,118 --> 01:10:37,219 Well, you need to hear this! It's not so terrible. 1512 01:10:37,220 --> 01:10:40,522 Because I pissed away all of this on one man. 1513 01:10:40,523 --> 01:10:43,325 And you are not gonna make the same mistake. 1514 01:10:43,326 --> 01:10:44,593 Got it. 1515 01:10:44,594 --> 01:10:49,231 That's why I tell these girls to play the field. 1516 01:10:49,232 --> 01:10:52,534 And don't stop until you find one 1517 01:10:52,535 --> 01:10:56,138 that rocks your fucking socks off! 1518 01:10:56,139 --> 01:10:57,839 My Motto. Hear, hear. 1519 01:10:57,840 --> 01:11:01,476 Well, you know, Nancy, that plays both ways. 1520 01:11:01,477 --> 01:11:05,514 I think I've had as good a run as anybody. 1521 01:11:05,515 --> 01:11:07,282 But I'd trade all that in a heartbeat 1522 01:11:07,283 --> 01:11:11,453 to come home to a wife, a kid, people that love me. 1523 01:11:11,454 --> 01:11:15,724 That hole is never gonna be filled. 1524 01:11:15,725 --> 01:11:18,194 That ship fucking sailed. 1525 01:11:21,164 --> 01:11:23,432 Wow. 1526 01:11:23,433 --> 01:11:25,968 I think my soul just died a little bit. 1527 01:11:25,969 --> 01:11:28,270 I love you, Ernie. 1528 01:11:28,271 --> 01:11:31,640 Well, Hank and I have never had sex with the lights on. 1529 01:11:31,641 --> 01:11:33,242 What? 1530 01:11:33,243 --> 01:11:36,145 Every time it starts, he just goes and turns 'em off. 1531 01:11:36,146 --> 01:11:39,949 And I try to drop hints, but, um... 1532 01:11:39,950 --> 01:11:42,151 Maybe it's me. I don't know. 1533 01:11:42,152 --> 01:11:44,619 Come on. Never once? 1534 01:11:44,620 --> 01:11:46,488 Never. 1535 01:11:46,489 --> 01:11:48,958 He's not showing you how beautiful you are. 1536 01:11:48,959 --> 01:11:50,859 No. You're gorgeous... You know that, right? 1537 01:11:50,860 --> 01:11:52,127 She's gorgeous, right? 1538 01:11:52,128 --> 01:11:54,029 And I'm not just talking about the paint job. 1539 01:11:54,030 --> 01:11:55,897 I'm not talking about this vessel. 1540 01:11:55,898 --> 01:11:57,832 I'm talking about what's inside you. 1541 01:11:57,833 --> 01:11:59,401 I read energy in my work, 1542 01:11:59,402 --> 01:12:06,575 and... and yours is pure and sweet and loving and nurturing. 1543 01:12:06,576 --> 01:12:07,510 You got to talk to him. 1544 01:12:07,511 --> 01:12:09,078 'Cause if he's not gonna worship you, 1545 01:12:09,079 --> 01:12:10,279 there's a lot of guys out there who will. 1546 01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:12,047 And the line starts right here. 1547 01:12:12,048 --> 01:12:13,582 Winds around this room, too. Yep. Absolutely. 1548 01:12:13,583 --> 01:12:14,749 You know that, right? 1549 01:12:14,750 --> 01:12:17,686 Good. Don't... no, no. Don't get shy on me. 1550 01:12:17,687 --> 01:12:19,788 You need to say it. I want to hear you say it. 1551 01:12:19,789 --> 01:12:22,091 Own it. 1552 01:12:22,092 --> 01:12:24,693 Well, I just don't know what to say to him. 1553 01:12:24,694 --> 01:12:26,561 Well, tell him what your fantasy is. 1554 01:12:26,562 --> 01:12:28,697 And make sure he does it with the lights on. 1555 01:12:28,698 --> 01:12:32,567 If he doesn't, then y'all have a serious problem. 1556 01:12:32,568 --> 01:12:34,769 Well, I, um... 1557 01:12:34,770 --> 01:12:37,672 When we were in college and we were falling in love, 1558 01:12:37,673 --> 01:12:41,576 we used to listen to that song, um, "heaven." 1559 01:12:41,577 --> 01:12:43,912 Oh, shit. Yes! 1560 01:12:43,913 --> 01:12:45,714 I love that song. 1561 01:12:45,715 --> 01:12:49,118 ♪ Oh, thinking about all our younger years ♪ 1562 01:12:50,453 --> 01:12:53,688 ♪ There was only you and me ♪ 1563 01:12:53,689 --> 01:12:57,359 ♪ We were young and wild and free ♪ 1564 01:12:57,360 --> 01:12:59,361 Will you hold this for me? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Come on! 1565 01:12:59,362 --> 01:13:02,397 ♪ Now nothing can take you away from me ♪ 1566 01:13:02,398 --> 01:13:06,468 ♪ We've been down that road before ♪ 1567 01:13:06,469 --> 01:13:10,105 ♪ But that's all over now ♪ 1568 01:13:10,106 --> 01:13:13,575 ♪ You keep coming back for more ♪ 1569 01:13:13,576 --> 01:13:16,211 ♪ Baby, you're all that I want ♪ 1570 01:13:16,212 --> 01:13:19,581 ♪ When you're lying here in my arms ♪ 1571 01:13:19,582 --> 01:13:23,918 ♪ I'm finding it hard to believe we're in heaven ♪ 1572 01:13:23,919 --> 01:13:25,287 - Come on, boys. - Yeah. 1573 01:13:25,288 --> 01:13:28,457 ♪ And love is all that I need ♪ 1574 01:13:28,458 --> 01:13:32,261 ♪ And I found it there in your heart ♪ 1575 01:13:32,262 --> 01:13:37,632 ♪ It isn't too hard to see we're in heaven ♪ 1576 01:13:40,170 --> 01:13:41,203 Do you feel good? 1577 01:13:41,204 --> 01:13:43,272 Yeah, baby. Whoo! 1578 01:13:43,273 --> 01:13:44,573 That's wonderful! 1579 01:13:44,574 --> 01:13:47,109 I don't think Hank can do that. 1580 01:13:48,878 --> 01:13:50,545 Doctor's in the house, baby. 1581 01:13:50,546 --> 01:13:53,548 The doctor has checked into the building. 1582 01:13:53,549 --> 01:13:54,949 Oh, thank you. 1583 01:13:54,950 --> 01:13:57,252 Yeah! Fuck, Ken! 1584 01:13:57,253 --> 01:13:59,054 What the fuck? 1585 01:13:59,055 --> 01:14:01,156 Y'all know that was my audition song. 1586 01:14:01,157 --> 01:14:03,058 What? Yeah, it was one of them. 1587 01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:07,262 It's awesome. 1588 01:14:07,263 --> 01:14:11,933 Oh, God, I just love this fucking night! 1589 01:14:11,934 --> 01:14:14,536 I love it! 1590 01:14:14,537 --> 01:14:18,707 I wish we had known you guys back in our day, you know? 1591 01:14:18,708 --> 01:14:22,111 Well, I'd say it's still your day, ma'am. 1592 01:14:24,046 --> 01:14:26,216 Thank you, Richie. 1593 01:14:28,818 --> 01:14:30,652 Stand up. 1594 01:14:30,653 --> 01:14:33,522 - Oh, no. - Come on, stand up. 1595 01:14:33,523 --> 01:14:34,589 Hey! 1596 01:14:38,128 --> 01:14:40,329 Oh, my God. Just look at you. 1597 01:14:40,330 --> 01:14:42,531 You are just perfect. 1598 01:14:42,532 --> 01:14:43,765 Damn! 1599 01:14:45,935 --> 01:14:47,336 Oh, God. 1600 01:14:47,337 --> 01:14:48,870 - Oh, damn, look at you. - Here it comes. 1601 01:14:48,871 --> 01:14:51,840 I hate to be rude, but... 1602 01:14:51,841 --> 01:14:53,108 You want to pop the hood. 1603 01:14:57,147 --> 01:15:00,081 Oh, shit. 1604 01:15:00,082 --> 01:15:01,916 Oh, my God! 1605 01:15:01,917 --> 01:15:04,286 - Mom! - Oh, please! 1606 01:15:04,287 --> 01:15:06,755 Of course you're... You're eating cake by yourself 1607 01:15:06,756 --> 01:15:09,324 when, uh, the fireworks are about to go off in there. 1608 01:15:09,325 --> 01:15:11,059 This isn't concerning at all. 1609 01:15:11,060 --> 01:15:13,027 What can I say? 1610 01:15:13,028 --> 01:15:14,896 I like cake. 1611 01:15:14,897 --> 01:15:18,567 Do you have any idea what's going on out there? 1612 01:15:18,568 --> 01:15:20,535 A lady is about to get... 1613 01:15:20,536 --> 01:15:22,871 I don't even know how to put it into words. 1614 01:15:22,872 --> 01:15:24,773 No. I'm a cookie guy. 1615 01:15:24,774 --> 01:15:26,241 What? 1616 01:15:26,242 --> 01:15:28,843 Yeah. It's red fucking velvet. 1617 01:15:28,844 --> 01:15:31,413 I would take a pack of oreos over that bullshit 1618 01:15:31,414 --> 01:15:33,315 any day of the week. What's wrong with you? 1619 01:15:33,316 --> 01:15:34,816 Nothing's wrong. 'Cause cookies are awesome. 1620 01:15:34,817 --> 01:15:36,718 Well, I don't think we have anything more 1621 01:15:36,719 --> 01:15:38,052 to say to one another. 1622 01:15:38,053 --> 01:15:40,355 Look, if you don't want to talk about it or whatever... 1623 01:15:40,356 --> 01:15:41,656 I don't know if it's about New York... 1624 01:15:41,657 --> 01:15:43,558 But I maybe intuit that it might be... 1625 01:15:43,559 --> 01:15:46,561 I'm gonna start hiding the kitchen knives in a minute. 1626 01:15:46,562 --> 01:15:48,830 Seriously, it is that obvious. 1627 01:15:48,831 --> 01:15:51,133 What's up? 1628 01:15:52,568 --> 01:15:57,339 I met a photographer in Miami at this party I was working at. 1629 01:15:57,340 --> 01:16:00,141 He was nice and married and all of that. 1630 01:16:00,142 --> 01:16:01,443 Mm. 1631 01:16:01,444 --> 01:16:05,947 Took a look at my photos and said I had an eye. 1632 01:16:05,948 --> 01:16:09,251 Offered me a job right there on the spot as his assistant. 1633 01:16:09,252 --> 01:16:10,652 That's cool. 1634 01:16:10,653 --> 01:16:13,121 I mean, did he offer a place for you to stay as well 1635 01:16:13,122 --> 01:16:16,024 that happened to be his house when his wife was away? 1636 01:16:16,025 --> 01:16:17,158 That... 1637 01:16:17,159 --> 01:16:18,860 Yeah. 1638 01:16:18,861 --> 01:16:20,262 Wait. Were you there? 1639 01:16:20,263 --> 01:16:22,731 I was there, but I was in drag. You wouldn't have recognized me. 1640 01:16:22,732 --> 01:16:26,635 Mm. But I just want to throw this out there, though. 1641 01:16:26,636 --> 01:16:28,069 Um, this might be God's way 1642 01:16:28,070 --> 01:16:30,939 of giving you a second chance at Myrtle Beach. 1643 01:16:30,940 --> 01:16:32,541 Mm. 1644 01:16:32,542 --> 01:16:34,309 Any God worth believing in 1645 01:16:34,310 --> 01:16:37,747 certainly sends you dudes in thongs when in need. 1646 01:16:39,415 --> 01:16:42,217 Or she just knows that some asshole in Miami... 1647 01:16:42,218 --> 01:16:43,318 She? 1648 01:16:43,319 --> 01:16:44,786 Yes, my God is a she. 1649 01:16:44,787 --> 01:16:49,891 Um, she just might know that... I don't know... 1650 01:16:49,892 --> 01:16:53,429 Some asshole in Miami stole your smile and you need it back. 1651 01:16:54,864 --> 01:16:56,631 And I can guarantee you 1652 01:16:56,632 --> 01:17:00,502 that strippers will give smiles aplenty 1653 01:17:00,503 --> 01:17:02,337 and make you forget about New York. 1654 01:17:02,338 --> 01:17:06,341 And if that doesn't work, then there will be 3,000 women there, 1655 01:17:06,342 --> 01:17:09,978 seeing as you're not in a boy phase. 1656 01:17:09,979 --> 01:17:12,281 That's quite a pitch. Mm. 1657 01:17:12,282 --> 01:17:13,882 Look, when shit's not going your way, 1658 01:17:13,883 --> 01:17:16,485 getting a little crazy with some random friends 1659 01:17:16,486 --> 01:17:19,888 has a way of helping you sort out your own shit. 1660 01:17:19,889 --> 01:17:21,923 So I'm your friend now? 1661 01:17:21,924 --> 01:17:23,392 You've seen me pee. 1662 01:17:23,393 --> 01:17:26,296 I don't know anyone that's not my friend that's seen me pee. 1663 01:17:27,830 --> 01:17:29,864 Fair enough. 1664 01:17:29,865 --> 01:17:34,836 Look, I don't normally trust a cookie guy... 1665 01:17:34,837 --> 01:17:37,306 But I'll... I'll think about it. 1666 01:17:37,307 --> 01:17:39,308 That's valid. 1667 01:17:39,309 --> 01:17:41,576 All right. You think about it, Dolly. 1668 01:17:41,577 --> 01:17:43,745 I'm gonna go back in there and feed the Wolves, 1669 01:17:43,746 --> 01:17:45,780 'cause it's getting a little rabid in there. 1670 01:17:45,781 --> 01:17:47,382 All right? 1671 01:17:47,383 --> 01:17:49,318 It's Zoe, by the way. 1672 01:17:49,319 --> 01:17:50,552 Zoe. Mm-hmm. 1673 01:17:50,553 --> 01:17:51,986 Nice to meet you. 1674 01:17:51,987 --> 01:17:53,254 Magic. 1675 01:17:53,255 --> 01:17:55,358 Magic Mike. 1676 01:18:24,286 --> 01:18:25,788 Thanks, man. Yeah. 1677 01:18:29,992 --> 01:18:31,059 Morning, gentlemen. 1678 01:18:31,060 --> 01:18:32,661 Morning. Hey, buddy. 1679 01:18:32,662 --> 01:18:34,128 Everyone sleep all right? 1680 01:18:34,129 --> 01:18:35,196 Yeah. Yeah. 1681 01:18:35,197 --> 01:18:37,866 You boys have fun. 1682 01:18:37,867 --> 01:18:40,870 Mm. 1683 01:18:42,137 --> 01:18:45,741 Mm. 1684 01:18:47,209 --> 01:18:49,379 Mm. 1685 01:18:50,513 --> 01:18:52,581 Did you bangee? 1686 01:18:52,582 --> 01:18:54,383 Did you bangee? 1687 01:18:54,384 --> 01:18:55,417 Yes. 1688 01:18:55,418 --> 01:18:56,751 You banged her? 1689 01:18:56,752 --> 01:18:59,021 Was she the glass slipper? 1690 01:19:00,089 --> 01:19:01,423 Yes, man! 1691 01:19:01,424 --> 01:19:05,527 That wonderful, nice lady was the glass slipper? 1692 01:19:05,528 --> 01:19:07,429 Hold it. Every inch? 1693 01:19:07,430 --> 01:19:09,098 Wow. 1694 01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:11,933 Y'all had a crazy connection, man. 1695 01:19:11,934 --> 01:19:14,770 I could feel it. I'm so happy for you. 1696 01:19:16,372 --> 01:19:17,772 What? 1697 01:19:17,773 --> 01:19:19,641 You got to be kidding me. Yeah. What?! 1698 01:19:19,642 --> 01:19:21,209 You got to be fucking joking. 1699 01:19:21,210 --> 01:19:22,577 Oh, shit! 1700 01:19:22,578 --> 01:19:24,913 This is us? It was the Ex-husband's. 1701 01:19:24,914 --> 01:19:27,348 Said she didn't care what shape I brought it back in, 1702 01:19:27,349 --> 01:19:28,817 as long as I brought it back. 1703 01:19:28,818 --> 01:19:32,353 Didn't realize she'd been married to Shawn Kemp. 1704 01:19:32,354 --> 01:19:33,688 Pimpin'! Sweet! 1705 01:19:33,689 --> 01:19:36,057 That is a beautiful piece of machinery, man. 1706 01:19:36,058 --> 01:19:37,492 Holy shit. 1707 01:19:37,493 --> 01:19:39,661 We're gonna kill on the strip in myrtle. This is nice. 1708 01:19:39,662 --> 01:19:41,162 This is gonna kill. 1709 01:19:41,163 --> 01:19:49,163 ♪ I will bring you starlight by the barrow ♪ 1710 01:19:49,739 --> 01:19:57,739 ♪ I will bring you roses by the score ♪ 1711 01:19:58,481 --> 01:20:03,452 ♪ There's no other way ♪ 1712 01:20:03,453 --> 01:20:07,556 ♪ There's no other way ♪ 1713 01:20:07,557 --> 01:20:13,929 ♪ There's no other way ♪ 1714 01:20:18,100 --> 01:20:26,100 ♪ Meet me in the twilight by the seaside ♪ 1715 01:20:26,509 --> 01:20:33,816 ♪ Meet me underneath the Willow's fall ♪ 1716 01:20:35,518 --> 01:20:39,788 ♪ There's no other way ♪ 1717 01:20:39,789 --> 01:20:44,425 ♪ There's no other way ♪ 1718 01:20:44,426 --> 01:20:48,530 ♪ There's no other way ♪ 1719 01:20:50,065 --> 01:20:52,300 Gentlemen, welcome. We've been expecting you. 1720 01:20:52,301 --> 01:20:54,936 Uh, Ms. Davidson called ahead, upgraded your rooms, 1721 01:20:54,937 --> 01:20:56,871 and booked you our conference space. 1722 01:20:56,872 --> 01:20:59,373 Oh, what's up, Ms. Davidson? Yeah. 1723 01:20:59,374 --> 01:21:02,911 Oh, I know what's... I know what was up Ms. Davidson. 1724 01:21:03,747 --> 01:21:06,882 That's sick, man. 1725 01:21:07,917 --> 01:21:10,418 No! Get outta here! 1726 01:21:10,419 --> 01:21:12,721 Come on, man. 1727 01:21:12,722 --> 01:21:16,090 So you think it's okay to have me wait for you for two hours? 1728 01:21:16,091 --> 01:21:18,426 No, it's not okay, but someone should've told me. 1729 01:21:18,427 --> 01:21:19,661 Yo, man. 1730 01:21:19,662 --> 01:21:21,663 Don't say I never did anything for you. 1731 01:21:21,664 --> 01:21:23,965 I ain't never gonna say that. I promise you that. 1732 01:21:23,966 --> 01:21:25,333 Look at this! What's up? 1733 01:21:25,334 --> 01:21:26,467 How you doing? 1734 01:21:26,468 --> 01:21:27,636 What's up, man? 1735 01:21:27,637 --> 01:21:28,870 Hi, sweetie. 1736 01:21:28,871 --> 01:21:31,072 So, 3,000 women, man? 3,000 women. 1737 01:21:31,073 --> 01:21:32,007 You got some ideas? 1738 01:21:32,008 --> 01:21:33,407 Yeah, I got some ideas. 1739 01:21:33,408 --> 01:21:34,676 They ain't ready for you. 1740 01:21:34,677 --> 01:21:36,911 They ain't ready for us. 1741 01:21:52,327 --> 01:21:54,596 ♪ Pack your grip ♪ 1742 01:21:54,597 --> 01:21:56,631 ♪ Takin' you on a trip ♪ 1743 01:21:56,632 --> 01:21:58,667 ♪ Ain't no seats ♪ 1744 01:21:58,668 --> 01:22:00,468 ♪ All we got's dancin' feet ♪ 1745 01:22:00,469 --> 01:22:03,972 ♪ Leave your worries behind ♪ 1746 01:22:03,973 --> 01:22:08,176 ♪ 'Cause rain, shine, won't mind ♪ 1747 01:22:08,177 --> 01:22:14,148 ♪ We're Ridin' on the groove line tonight ♪ 1748 01:22:14,149 --> 01:22:17,186 Whoot! Whoot! 1749 01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:19,854 Whoot! Whoot! 1750 01:22:19,855 --> 01:22:22,123 ♪ Get this train ♪ 1751 01:22:22,124 --> 01:22:24,192 ♪ Know you'll be glad you came ♪ 1752 01:22:24,193 --> 01:22:26,027 ♪ Hit the track ♪ 1753 01:22:26,028 --> 01:22:28,096 ♪ Party hard there and back ♪ 1754 01:22:28,097 --> 01:22:31,966 ♪ Leave your worries behind ♪ 1755 01:22:31,967 --> 01:22:36,104 ♪ 'Cause rain, shine, won't mind ♪ 1756 01:22:36,105 --> 01:22:42,143 ♪ We're Ridin' on the groove line tonight ♪ 1757 01:22:42,144 --> 01:22:44,146 Whoot! Whoot! 1758 01:22:45,781 --> 01:22:47,148 Whoot! Whoot! 1759 01:22:47,149 --> 01:22:52,887 ♪ Check out the wheels are turnin' ♪ 1760 01:22:52,888 --> 01:22:55,423 ♪ You know we won't stop ♪ 1761 01:22:55,424 --> 01:22:59,695 ♪ We got this boiler burnin' ♪ 1762 01:23:00,830 --> 01:23:02,831 ♪ We're keepin' it hot ♪ 1763 01:23:02,832 --> 01:23:06,067 ♪ So grab your friends ♪ 1764 01:23:06,068 --> 01:23:07,936 ♪ Get the train Comin' through ♪ 1765 01:23:07,937 --> 01:23:10,004 ♪ Climb on board ♪ 1766 01:23:10,005 --> 01:23:12,140 ♪ Where you leave's up to you ♪ 1767 01:23:12,141 --> 01:23:15,844 ♪ Leave your worries behind ♪ 1768 01:23:15,845 --> 01:23:20,048 ♪ 'Cause rain, shine, won't mind ♪ 1769 01:23:20,049 --> 01:23:25,820 ♪ We're Ridin' on the groove line tonight ♪ 1770 01:23:25,821 --> 01:23:27,723 Whoot! Whoot! 1771 01:23:30,192 --> 01:23:32,795 Whoot! Whoot! 1772 01:23:33,729 --> 01:23:35,998 Whoot! Whoot! 1773 01:23:38,100 --> 01:23:39,934 Whoot! Whoot! 1774 01:23:39,935 --> 01:23:43,672 ♪ Leave your worries behind ♪ 1775 01:23:43,673 --> 01:23:47,809 ♪ 'Cause rain, shine, won't mind ♪ 1776 01:23:47,810 --> 01:23:49,778 ♪ We're Ridin'... ♪ good night. 1777 01:23:49,779 --> 01:23:51,279 Good night, y'all. 1778 01:23:51,280 --> 01:23:52,413 Later, guys. 1779 01:23:52,414 --> 01:23:56,284 Where is your yogurt now, man? I'm starving. 1780 01:23:56,285 --> 01:23:57,318 Yeah. 1781 01:23:59,221 --> 01:24:00,689 You really think... 1782 01:24:00,690 --> 01:24:02,556 You really think it's gonna work? 1783 01:24:02,557 --> 01:24:04,292 You think I can pull this off? 1784 01:24:04,293 --> 01:24:05,559 What, the yogurt truck? 1785 01:24:05,560 --> 01:24:06,560 Yeah. 1786 01:24:06,561 --> 01:24:08,196 Yeah. Absolutely. 1787 01:24:08,197 --> 01:24:09,698 Man, I hope so. 1788 01:24:09,699 --> 01:24:11,132 I hope I can keep it afloat, man. 1789 01:24:11,133 --> 01:24:13,968 'Cause nothing feels that good. 1790 01:24:13,969 --> 01:24:17,005 Other than being onstage. 1791 01:24:17,006 --> 01:24:18,773 But that's why. That's why it's gonna work, man. 1792 01:24:18,774 --> 01:24:20,541 You love it too much. 1793 01:24:20,542 --> 01:24:24,045 Look, I'm not gonna lie to you. It's not gonna be easy. 1794 01:24:24,046 --> 01:24:26,414 If you want, man, look, I'll... 1795 01:24:26,415 --> 01:24:29,718 On the way back down, I'll... I'll go over everything you got. 1796 01:24:29,719 --> 01:24:31,019 We'll... we'll go through it. 1797 01:24:31,020 --> 01:24:32,420 Yeah? Yeah. 1798 01:24:32,421 --> 01:24:34,255 That'd be cool, man. 1799 01:24:37,259 --> 01:24:40,028 You know, I get why you left. 1800 01:24:40,029 --> 01:24:42,832 I'm just glad you're back. 1801 01:25:06,055 --> 01:25:07,856 All right, hypnotize. 1802 01:25:07,857 --> 01:25:09,323 Make sure you see sound and lighting. 1803 01:25:09,324 --> 01:25:10,424 They'll hook you up. 1804 01:25:10,425 --> 01:25:13,527 Go on, make some money. Give him a locker key. 1805 01:25:13,528 --> 01:25:15,596 Next! 1806 01:25:15,597 --> 01:25:18,199 Paris. 1807 01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:22,203 Holy fucking shit. 1808 01:25:22,204 --> 01:25:24,705 What are y'all doing here? Hi. 1809 01:25:24,706 --> 01:25:26,707 Give your mama some sugar! 1810 01:25:26,708 --> 01:25:28,676 How are you? How are you? 1811 01:25:28,677 --> 01:25:31,612 They always come back. Mm-hmm. 1812 01:25:31,613 --> 01:25:32,814 I am great. 1813 01:25:32,815 --> 01:25:34,182 I'm a little confused, 'cause Dallas, 1814 01:25:34,183 --> 01:25:35,950 he didn't let me know y'all were coming. 1815 01:25:35,951 --> 01:25:37,685 Where is he? Dallas is not coming. 1816 01:25:37,686 --> 01:25:38,987 It's just us. 1817 01:25:38,988 --> 01:25:41,622 Baby, I don't have a spot for you. 1818 01:25:41,623 --> 01:25:43,091 You got a spot for us. Come on. 1819 01:25:43,092 --> 01:25:47,161 Honey, you know how this works. You're not special. 1820 01:25:47,162 --> 01:25:49,197 Especially you. You... you've been out! 1821 01:25:49,198 --> 01:25:51,265 How long? 1822 01:25:51,266 --> 01:25:52,967 "D... D... D... D..." don't worry about it. 1823 01:25:52,968 --> 01:25:54,435 Couple years. Come on. You can find us a spot. 1824 01:25:54,436 --> 01:25:56,270 You've not been dancing. Come on. Look at you. 1825 01:25:56,271 --> 01:25:57,772 Let me see. Come on. You know I... 1826 01:25:57,773 --> 01:25:59,340 Are you even in shape? It's like riding a bike. 1827 01:25:59,341 --> 01:26:01,209 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 1828 01:26:01,210 --> 01:26:02,476 I don't know. 1829 01:26:02,477 --> 01:26:05,346 Who's this? Big dumb Rick? How you doing? 1830 01:26:05,347 --> 01:26:07,081 It's dick. Okay. 1831 01:26:07,082 --> 01:26:09,317 So, you don't have an M.C. We do have an M.C. 1832 01:26:09,318 --> 01:26:12,386 You don't have an M.C. What am I supposed to do? 1833 01:26:12,387 --> 01:26:14,856 We do have an M.C. 1834 01:26:14,857 --> 01:26:16,490 Hey, gorgeous. 1835 01:26:16,491 --> 01:26:18,459 Shut the fuck up. 1836 01:26:18,460 --> 01:26:20,328 Mm-hmm. 1837 01:26:20,329 --> 01:26:22,330 Hey. 1838 01:26:22,331 --> 01:26:24,133 How you been? 1839 01:26:25,868 --> 01:26:27,301 How have you been? 1840 01:26:27,302 --> 01:26:28,103 Good. 1841 01:26:28,104 --> 01:26:31,073 So, you got a spot for us? 1842 01:26:33,308 --> 01:26:35,376 This girl taught me everything I know. 1843 01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:41,749 Who is at 10:20? Bumper Grinders? 1844 01:26:45,254 --> 01:26:46,888 All right. 1845 01:26:46,889 --> 01:26:49,157 For her. 1846 01:26:49,158 --> 01:26:50,524 10:20. 1847 01:26:50,525 --> 01:26:52,060 That's why I love you. 1848 01:26:52,061 --> 01:26:53,461 That's a money spot. 1849 01:26:53,462 --> 01:26:55,563 I expect y'all to make some money in that spot. 1850 01:26:55,564 --> 01:26:56,664 Thank you. 1851 01:27:31,867 --> 01:27:32,967 How are the knees? 1852 01:27:32,968 --> 01:27:34,002 Rotten. 1853 01:27:34,003 --> 01:27:36,837 Yeah? You good? 1854 01:27:36,838 --> 01:27:38,306 Tell you the truth, man, 1855 01:27:38,307 --> 01:27:42,343 I haven't felt this nervous since desert storm. 1856 01:27:42,344 --> 01:27:43,278 What? 1857 01:27:43,279 --> 01:27:45,279 H-how have I known you this long 1858 01:27:45,280 --> 01:27:48,049 and I don't know that you were in desert storm? 1859 01:27:48,050 --> 01:27:50,352 Just never came up. 1860 01:27:52,221 --> 01:27:53,787 Look, I don't know. 1861 01:27:53,788 --> 01:27:59,360 Me and you, we haven't really had a chance to have our moment. 1862 01:27:59,361 --> 01:28:00,528 Are we good? 1863 01:28:00,529 --> 01:28:04,498 You know, Mike, when I called you, 1864 01:28:04,499 --> 01:28:06,600 I didn't call to fuck with you. 1865 01:28:06,601 --> 01:28:09,038 I called 'cause I missed you, man. 1866 01:28:13,308 --> 01:28:15,709 Read my fangs. Let her make her own decisions. 1867 01:28:15,710 --> 01:28:16,978 Psst! Whatever. 1868 01:28:16,979 --> 01:28:19,014 Chill, guys. 1869 01:28:19,648 --> 01:28:21,182 I fucked Bella! 1870 01:28:35,330 --> 01:28:36,797 Who's killing it out there? 1871 01:28:36,798 --> 01:28:39,633 Fucking vampire bullshit. 1872 01:28:39,634 --> 01:28:41,035 Did you guys see this? 1873 01:28:41,036 --> 01:28:42,703 They're doing a fucking "Twilight" routine 1874 01:28:42,704 --> 01:28:43,938 and they're mopping up. 1875 01:28:43,939 --> 01:28:45,974 All those tweeners are growing up, man. 1876 01:28:45,975 --> 01:28:47,942 Makes perfect sense. 1877 01:28:47,943 --> 01:28:50,911 Mm. That's true. Yep. 1878 01:28:54,716 --> 01:28:56,084 Wow. Okay. 1879 01:28:56,085 --> 01:28:58,186 Dude, I-I just don't want to fuck this up, man. 1880 01:28:58,187 --> 01:29:00,321 What are you t... You're not gonna fuck this up. 1881 01:29:00,322 --> 01:29:01,956 And look, and on the off chance 1882 01:29:01,957 --> 01:29:04,358 that we actually go out there and shit the bed, who cares? 1883 01:29:04,359 --> 01:29:05,793 Don't say that. Why? Fuck it. 1884 01:29:05,794 --> 01:29:07,095 Look, I love you guys. 1885 01:29:07,096 --> 01:29:08,729 This trip has been ridiculous and amazing. 1886 01:29:08,730 --> 01:29:11,732 So please do not make me give the whole 1887 01:29:11,733 --> 01:29:13,601 "it's not about how we go out there and do it, 1888 01:29:13,602 --> 01:29:16,437 it's about getting to go out there and do it together" speech 1889 01:29:16,438 --> 01:29:18,506 that I just fucking gave you. 1890 01:29:18,507 --> 01:29:20,241 W... okay. 1891 01:29:20,242 --> 01:29:21,842 Richie, what are you? 1892 01:29:21,843 --> 01:29:23,444 You're not a fireman. 1893 01:29:23,445 --> 01:29:25,046 What are you? 1894 01:29:25,047 --> 01:29:27,115 I'm a m-male entertainer. 1895 01:29:27,116 --> 01:29:28,149 Entertainer. 1896 01:29:28,150 --> 01:29:29,583 Ooh, yeah. What are we? 1897 01:29:29,584 --> 01:29:30,985 Fuck it, man. Male entertainers. 1898 01:29:30,986 --> 01:29:32,120 That's right. Come on. Get it in. 1899 01:29:32,121 --> 01:29:33,254 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1900 01:29:33,255 --> 01:29:34,488 Hold that up. Hold that up. 1901 01:29:34,489 --> 01:29:36,057 Look, it's not bro time, it's showtime. 1902 01:29:36,058 --> 01:29:37,291 Are you guys ready? Yeah. We're ready. 1903 01:29:37,292 --> 01:29:39,328 All right. Come on. Let's do this. 1904 01:29:41,230 --> 01:29:43,164 All right. Ready? One, two, three. 1905 01:29:43,165 --> 01:29:44,632 Male entertainers! 1906 01:29:45,934 --> 01:29:48,302 We're strippers. We're strippers. 1907 01:29:48,303 --> 01:29:53,041 Whoo! Yes! Giving it up! 1908 01:29:53,042 --> 01:29:57,145 Oh, Men of Steel in the "Twilight" routine! 1909 01:29:59,648 --> 01:30:01,082 Oh, that was hot! 1910 01:30:01,083 --> 01:30:03,584 Can I hear y'all say "Hot"? 1911 01:30:03,585 --> 01:30:05,186 Hot! Whoo! 1912 01:30:05,187 --> 01:30:08,322 That's a nice Southern welcome. 1913 01:30:11,960 --> 01:30:14,028 All right. 1914 01:30:14,029 --> 01:30:16,564 Now, I know this is not a competition, 1915 01:30:16,565 --> 01:30:19,200 but y'all are gonna go home with your favorites tonight. 1916 01:30:22,003 --> 01:30:24,972 One of my all-time favorites 1917 01:30:24,973 --> 01:30:29,977 is making an appearance on this stage after a little while away. 1918 01:30:29,978 --> 01:30:31,879 Magical little dancer. 1919 01:30:33,882 --> 01:30:35,283 Mm-hmm. 1920 01:30:35,284 --> 01:30:38,620 He's been gone a little while, but he's back. 1921 01:30:40,155 --> 01:30:43,191 He has hooked up with the devil himself... 1922 01:30:45,527 --> 01:30:49,597 ...and he is back tonight with those friends 1923 01:30:49,598 --> 01:30:52,266 to entertain your beautiful selves. 1924 01:30:52,267 --> 01:30:56,270 Here they are... Reserrection! 1925 01:31:01,476 --> 01:31:03,444 Good evening, friends. 1926 01:31:03,445 --> 01:31:05,913 This is what you're all here for. 1927 01:31:08,917 --> 01:31:11,852 Lift-off in five, four, 1928 01:31:11,853 --> 01:31:14,655 three, two, one. 1929 01:31:14,656 --> 01:31:15,956 Ignition. 1930 01:31:21,130 --> 01:31:22,130 Hold this. 1931 01:31:30,972 --> 01:31:35,810 Just wait till you see what we got coming up. 1932 01:31:54,396 --> 01:31:56,697 Did you like that, ladies? 1933 01:31:58,433 --> 01:32:01,303 Was it good to you? 1934 01:32:02,671 --> 01:32:07,675 Well, just so you know, my name is Rome. 1935 01:32:10,011 --> 01:32:12,313 I'm gonna be your M.C. Tonight. 1936 01:32:12,314 --> 01:32:16,817 Now, ladies, do you mind if I refer to you all as queens? 1937 01:32:18,620 --> 01:32:21,389 'Cause every last one of you up in here is a queen, 1938 01:32:21,390 --> 01:32:23,957 and don't you ever forget it! 1939 01:32:26,861 --> 01:32:32,466 Now, with that being said, are you ready to be worshipped? 1940 01:32:34,536 --> 01:32:37,805 Are you ready to be exalted? 1941 01:32:40,509 --> 01:32:44,378 Are you ready to meet a special kind of beast 1942 01:32:44,379 --> 01:32:47,281 that can bring all the beauty out in you? 1943 01:32:51,186 --> 01:32:56,123 Well, without further ado, we have our first king tonight... 1944 01:32:56,124 --> 01:32:57,358 Tarzan. 1945 01:34:07,296 --> 01:34:09,663 I don't know about you, queens, 1946 01:34:09,664 --> 01:34:13,667 but I'd let that beast throw whatever he wanted on me 1947 01:34:13,668 --> 01:34:15,002 any day. 1948 01:34:18,407 --> 01:34:22,876 You know how the alchemy of opposites can be so satisfying? 1949 01:34:25,113 --> 01:34:28,449 You have a little bit of cold with a little bit of hot. 1950 01:34:30,151 --> 01:34:33,987 You have a little bit of yes with a little bit of no. 1951 01:34:37,058 --> 01:34:41,128 And you know how we like our kings to be really, really sweet 1952 01:34:41,129 --> 01:34:44,832 and really, really hard all at the same time. 1953 01:34:46,968 --> 01:34:48,068 Yes, lord. 1954 01:34:49,771 --> 01:34:53,941 I introduce to you our candy king... Tito! 1955 01:34:53,942 --> 01:34:57,110 Yeah. 1956 01:34:57,111 --> 01:34:59,847 Uh-huh. 1957 01:34:59,848 --> 01:35:01,782 So seductive. 1958 01:35:01,783 --> 01:35:03,817 ♪ I'll take you to the candy shop ♪ 1959 01:35:03,818 --> 01:35:06,720 ♪ I'll let you lick the lollipop ♪ 1960 01:35:06,721 --> 01:35:09,289 ♪ Go ahead, girl, don't you stop ♪ 1961 01:35:09,290 --> 01:35:11,091 ♪ Keep goin' till you hit the spot ♪ 1962 01:35:11,092 --> 01:35:13,961 ♪ Whoa! ♪ Olivia: ♪ I'll take you to the candy shop ♪ 1963 01:35:13,962 --> 01:35:16,564 ♪ Boy, one taste of what I got ♪ 1964 01:35:16,565 --> 01:35:18,832 ♪ I'll have you spending all you got ♪ 1965 01:35:18,833 --> 01:35:20,868 ♪ Keep goin' till you hit the spot ♪ 1966 01:35:20,869 --> 01:35:22,636 Whoa! ♪ You can have it your way ♪ 1967 01:35:22,637 --> 01:35:24,271 ♪ How do you want it? ♪ 1968 01:35:24,272 --> 01:35:27,107 ♪ You gonna back that thing up or should I push up on it? ♪ 1969 01:35:27,108 --> 01:35:28,409 ♪ Temperature rising ♪ 1970 01:35:28,410 --> 01:35:29,910 ♪ Okay, let's go to the next level ♪ 1971 01:35:29,911 --> 01:35:32,012 ♪ Dance floor jam-packed, hot as a tea kettle ♪ 1972 01:35:32,013 --> 01:35:34,615 ♪ I'll break it down for you now, baby... it's simple ♪ 1973 01:35:34,616 --> 01:35:37,050 ♪ If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho ♪ 1974 01:35:37,051 --> 01:35:39,252 ♪ In the hotel or in the back of the rental ♪ 1975 01:35:39,253 --> 01:35:41,822 ♪ On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you're into ♪ 1976 01:35:41,823 --> 01:35:43,957 ♪ Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor ♪ 1977 01:35:43,958 --> 01:35:46,660 ♪ Have your friends teasing you about how sprung I got you ♪ 1978 01:35:46,661 --> 01:35:48,261 ♪ Wanna show me you can work it, baby? ♪ 1979 01:35:48,262 --> 01:35:49,663 ♪ No problem, get on top ♪ 1980 01:35:49,664 --> 01:35:51,599 ♪ Where we do ♪ ♪ and where we do ♪ 1981 01:35:51,600 --> 01:35:53,601 ♪ The things we do ♪ ♪ things we do ♪ 1982 01:35:53,602 --> 01:35:56,704 ♪ Are just between me and you ♪ ♪ oh, yeah ♪ 1983 01:35:56,705 --> 01:35:58,739 ♪ Give it to me, baby, nice and slow ♪ 1984 01:35:58,740 --> 01:36:01,008 ♪ Climb on top, ride like you're in the rodeo ♪ 1985 01:36:01,009 --> 01:36:03,644 ♪ You ain't never heard a sound like this before ♪ 1986 01:36:03,645 --> 01:36:05,446 ♪ 'Cause I ain't never put it down like this ♪ 1987 01:36:05,447 --> 01:36:06,747 ♪ Soon as I come through the door ♪ 1988 01:36:06,748 --> 01:36:08,281 ♪ She get to pullin' on my zipper ♪ 1989 01:36:08,282 --> 01:36:10,784 ♪ It's like it's a race who can get undressed quicker ♪ 1990 01:36:10,785 --> 01:36:13,687 ♪ Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch them thongs? ♪ 1991 01:36:13,688 --> 01:36:15,856 ♪ Have me thinking about that ass after I'm gone ♪ 1992 01:36:15,857 --> 01:36:18,025 ♪ I touch the right spot at the right time ♪ 1993 01:36:18,026 --> 01:36:20,494 ♪ Lights on or lights off, she like it from behind ♪ 1994 01:36:20,495 --> 01:36:21,795 ♪ So seductive ♪ 1995 01:36:21,796 --> 01:36:23,263 ♪ You should see the way she winds ♪ 1996 01:36:23,264 --> 01:36:25,298 ♪ Her hips in slo-mo on the floor when we grind ♪ 1997 01:36:25,299 --> 01:36:27,735 ♪ As long as she ain't stoppin', homey, I ain't stoppin' ♪ 1998 01:36:27,736 --> 01:36:29,937 ♪ Drippin' wet with sweat, man, it's on and poppin' ♪ 1999 01:36:29,938 --> 01:36:32,940 ♪ On my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle, it's on ♪ 2000 01:36:32,941 --> 01:36:35,476 ♪ And we gonna sip till every bubble in every bottle is gone ♪ 2001 01:36:35,477 --> 01:36:37,478 ♪ I'll take you to the candy shop ♪ 2002 01:36:37,479 --> 01:36:39,747 ♪ I'll let you lick the lollipop ♪ 2003 01:36:39,748 --> 01:36:42,115 ♪ Go ahead, girl, don't you stop ♪ 2004 01:36:42,116 --> 01:36:44,284 ♪ Keep goin' till you hit the spot ♪ 2005 01:36:44,285 --> 01:36:45,719 Whoa! 2006 01:37:04,439 --> 01:37:07,407 Now, queens, wasn't that a tasty treat? 2007 01:37:10,512 --> 01:37:12,946 Now, queens, you know, past those closed doors, 2008 01:37:12,947 --> 01:37:15,215 don't you get tired of everybody trying to tell you 2009 01:37:15,216 --> 01:37:17,084 what is a "Good Woman"? 2010 01:37:19,153 --> 01:37:22,790 How a good woman talks? 2011 01:37:22,791 --> 01:37:25,325 How a good woman should be sexed? 2012 01:37:27,662 --> 01:37:30,531 Sometimes you just want somebody to ask you what you want 2013 01:37:30,532 --> 01:37:33,333 and just give it to you just like that. 2014 01:37:35,369 --> 01:37:39,139 And then whisper in your ear... "How does it feel?" 2015 01:37:41,342 --> 01:37:44,478 I got the king for you, ladies... King Ken! 2016 01:38:17,746 --> 01:38:20,782 ♪ Girl, it's all on you ♪ 2017 01:38:21,950 --> 01:38:25,018 ♪ Have it your way ♪ 2018 01:38:25,019 --> 01:38:31,391 ♪ And if you want, you can decide ♪ 2019 01:38:31,392 --> 01:38:37,898 ♪ And if you'll have me I can provide ♪ 2020 01:38:37,899 --> 01:38:40,901 ♪ Everything that you desire ♪ 2021 01:38:42,904 --> 01:38:47,208 ♪ If you get a feeling ♪ 2022 01:38:49,277 --> 01:38:55,916 ♪ A feeling that I'm feeling, baby ♪ 2023 01:38:55,917 --> 01:38:59,319 ♪ Won't you come closer ♪ 2024 01:38:59,320 --> 01:39:00,854 ♪ Closer ♪ 2025 01:39:00,855 --> 01:39:04,057 ♪ To me, baby? ♪ 2026 01:39:04,058 --> 01:39:10,063 ♪ Mm, now you already got me right where you want me, baby ♪ 2027 01:39:10,064 --> 01:39:15,569 ♪ And I, I just want to be your man ♪ 2028 01:39:15,570 --> 01:39:18,471 ♪ How does it feel? ♪ 2029 01:39:18,472 --> 01:39:21,675 ♪ How does it feel, baby? ♪ 2030 01:39:21,676 --> 01:39:24,712 ♪ How does it feel? ♪ 2031 01:39:24,713 --> 01:39:28,048 ♪ I want to know, how does it feel? ♪ 2032 01:39:28,049 --> 01:39:31,251 ♪ How does it feel? ♪ 2033 01:39:31,252 --> 01:39:34,688 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 2034 01:39:34,689 --> 01:39:37,157 ♪ How does it feel? ♪ 2035 01:39:37,158 --> 01:39:40,994 ♪ Want to know, how does it feel, baby? ♪ 2036 01:39:40,995 --> 01:39:43,997 ♪ How does it feel? ♪ 2037 01:39:43,998 --> 01:39:47,467 ♪ Let me take off your clothes and I'll... ♪ 2038 01:39:47,468 --> 01:39:49,036 ♪ I'll, I'll, I'll ♪ 2039 01:39:49,037 --> 01:39:53,707 ♪ I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll ♪ 2040 01:39:53,708 --> 01:39:55,575 ♪ How does it feel? ♪ 2041 01:39:55,576 --> 01:39:59,312 ♪ How does it, how does it ♪ 2042 01:39:59,313 --> 01:40:03,617 ♪ Let me show you what I'm talking about, baby ♪ 2043 01:40:03,618 --> 01:40:06,553 ♪ How does it feel, baby? ♪ 2044 01:40:06,554 --> 01:40:08,956 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 2045 01:40:08,957 --> 01:40:11,458 ♪ How does it feel, baby? ♪ 2046 01:40:11,459 --> 01:40:13,426 ♪ Yeah, baby ♪ 2047 01:40:15,496 --> 01:40:20,734 ♪ I want to know, how does, how does it feel? ♪ 2048 01:40:20,735 --> 01:40:24,171 Y'all give it up for my boy Ken right now 2049 01:40:24,172 --> 01:40:27,574 with the pipes. 2050 01:40:27,575 --> 01:40:31,444 Y'all ladies hear those high notes? 2051 01:40:31,445 --> 01:40:33,246 But now to a more serious subject. 2052 01:40:33,247 --> 01:40:37,084 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here 2053 01:40:37,085 --> 01:40:39,486 in the presence of every male entertainer in the Hemisphere. 2054 01:40:39,487 --> 01:40:42,656 Y'all do this every year, and every year you do it well. 2055 01:40:42,657 --> 01:40:44,491 You do it well, 2056 01:40:44,492 --> 01:40:46,894 that hide-and-seek, that don't-go-tell... 2057 01:40:46,895 --> 01:40:49,329 It's okay. You can touch. 2058 01:40:49,330 --> 01:40:52,199 ...that every woman in this room deserves. 2059 01:40:52,200 --> 01:40:57,270 And simply because there are so many of you and so few of us, 2060 01:40:57,271 --> 01:40:59,973 there is something we simply can't give. 2061 01:40:59,974 --> 01:41:03,376 But... we're gonna try to tonight. 2062 01:41:06,147 --> 01:41:11,318 Because everybody deserves just a little... commitment. 2063 01:41:12,147 --> 01:41:25,318 MovieFull-HD.com ~ PertamaX ~ 2064 01:41:26,200 --> 01:41:29,269 ♪ Well, it's a beautiful night ♪ 2065 01:41:29,270 --> 01:41:33,340 ♪ Looking for something dumb to do ♪ 2066 01:41:33,341 --> 01:41:35,308 ♪ Hey, baby ♪ 2067 01:41:35,309 --> 01:41:37,577 ♪ I think I want to marry you ♪ 2068 01:41:39,914 --> 01:41:42,950 ♪ Is it the look in your eyes ♪ 2069 01:41:42,951 --> 01:41:46,686 ♪ Or is it this dancing juice? ♪ 2070 01:41:46,687 --> 01:41:49,056 ♪ Who cares, baby? ♪ 2071 01:41:49,057 --> 01:41:51,459 ♪ I think I want to marry you ♪ 2072 01:41:53,061 --> 01:41:56,563 ♪ Well, I know a little chapel by the boulevard ♪ 2073 01:41:56,564 --> 01:41:59,532 ♪ That we can go ♪ 2074 01:41:59,533 --> 01:42:02,336 ♪ No one will know ♪ 2075 01:42:03,504 --> 01:42:06,874 ♪ Come on, girl ♪ 2076 01:42:06,875 --> 01:42:08,441 ♪ Who cares if we're trashed? ♪ 2077 01:42:08,442 --> 01:42:12,612 ♪ Got a pocketful of cash we can blow ♪ 2078 01:42:12,613 --> 01:42:16,583 ♪ Shots of patrón ♪ 2079 01:42:16,584 --> 01:42:20,553 ♪ And it's on, girl ♪ 2080 01:42:41,709 --> 01:42:45,146 ♪ You let me violate you ♪ 2081 01:42:47,215 --> 01:42:50,785 ♪ You let me desecrate you ♪ 2082 01:42:52,753 --> 01:42:56,090 ♪ You let me penetrate you ♪ 2083 01:42:57,992 --> 01:43:01,262 ♪ You let me complicate you ♪ 2084 01:43:03,031 --> 01:43:04,164 ♪ Help me ♪ 2085 01:43:04,165 --> 01:43:08,335 ♪ I broke apart my insides ♪ 2086 01:43:08,336 --> 01:43:09,270 ♪ Help me ♪ 2087 01:43:09,271 --> 01:43:13,506 ♪ I've got no soul to sell ♪ 2088 01:43:13,507 --> 01:43:14,975 ♪ Help me ♪ 2089 01:43:14,976 --> 01:43:18,946 ♪ The only thing that works for me ♪ 2090 01:43:18,947 --> 01:43:21,982 ♪ Help me get away from myself ♪ 2091 01:43:21,983 --> 01:43:25,853 ♪ I want to fuck you like an animal ♪ 2092 01:43:27,188 --> 01:43:32,625 ♪ I want to feel you from the inside ♪ 2093 01:43:32,626 --> 01:43:37,931 ♪ I want to fuck you like an animal ♪ 2094 01:43:37,932 --> 01:43:41,903 ♪ My whole existence is flawed ♪ 2095 01:43:43,137 --> 01:43:47,240 ♪ You get me closer to God ♪ 2096 01:43:59,420 --> 01:44:03,623 Marry me! Ravage me! 2097 01:44:03,624 --> 01:44:05,392 Please! 2098 01:44:05,393 --> 01:44:07,160 What?! 2099 01:44:07,161 --> 01:44:10,330 All right. Let's settle down, ladies. 2100 01:44:10,331 --> 01:44:13,934 We got some serious things to talk about right now! 2101 01:44:16,804 --> 01:44:18,405 All right. 2102 01:44:18,406 --> 01:44:23,243 Is there anybody up in here that ain't on birth control? 2103 01:44:23,244 --> 01:44:25,312 Oh, no. 2104 01:44:25,313 --> 01:44:27,380 I'm keeping it real with you, ladies. 2105 01:44:27,381 --> 01:44:30,450 'Cause there's about to be some grown-woman shit 2106 01:44:30,451 --> 01:44:32,953 up in here tonight. 2107 01:44:35,823 --> 01:44:37,457 So if you ain't on birth control, 2108 01:44:37,458 --> 01:44:42,462 we have illuminated exit signs to your left and your right. 2109 01:44:42,463 --> 01:44:43,596 All right? 2110 01:44:43,597 --> 01:44:47,300 But I'm looking for two grown-ass women 2111 01:44:47,301 --> 01:44:50,437 to deal with these grown-ass men coming to the stage. 2112 01:44:50,438 --> 01:44:53,640 What? 2113 01:44:53,641 --> 01:44:55,308 Unh. 2114 01:44:55,309 --> 01:44:58,178 Oh, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. 2115 01:44:58,179 --> 01:45:00,213 I see me a beauty queen right here. 2116 01:45:00,214 --> 01:45:03,716 Zoe. I heard about you. 2117 01:45:03,717 --> 01:45:05,318 I heard you're real grown with it. 2118 01:45:05,319 --> 01:45:07,054 Come here. Go. Zoe, go. Go. 2119 01:45:07,055 --> 01:45:08,421 Don't be scared. 2120 01:45:08,422 --> 01:45:10,457 Give her some encouragement, Queens. 2121 01:45:10,458 --> 01:45:12,692 Come on, let's not hate. 2122 01:45:12,693 --> 01:45:15,728 I know we wish it was us tonight, but it's her. 2123 01:45:15,729 --> 01:45:19,032 She's the lucky one. She's the lucky one. 2124 01:45:19,033 --> 01:45:20,533 What? 2125 01:45:20,534 --> 01:45:22,136 Yeah. 2126 01:45:23,171 --> 01:45:26,573 All right, beautiful. Have a seat. 2127 01:45:26,574 --> 01:45:27,807 Don't worry. 2128 01:45:27,808 --> 01:45:30,477 You're gonna be well taken care of, I promise. 2129 01:45:33,247 --> 01:45:36,083 These two don't need an introduction. 2130 01:45:55,269 --> 01:45:58,771 ♪ Here we are, all alone ♪ 2131 01:45:58,772 --> 01:46:00,507 ♪ You and me ♪ 2132 01:46:00,508 --> 01:46:01,841 ♪ Privacy ♪ 2133 01:46:01,842 --> 01:46:04,111 ♪ And we can do anything ♪ 2134 01:46:04,112 --> 01:46:06,246 ♪ Your fantasy ♪ 2135 01:46:06,247 --> 01:46:10,917 ♪ I wanna make your dreams come true ♪ 2136 01:46:10,918 --> 01:46:12,319 ♪ Can you hear? ♪ 2137 01:46:12,320 --> 01:46:14,221 ♪ She's calling me ♪ 2138 01:46:14,222 --> 01:46:17,024 ♪ Between your legs loud and clear ♪ 2139 01:46:17,025 --> 01:46:19,659 ♪ I wanna talk back to her ♪ 2140 01:46:19,660 --> 01:46:21,361 ♪ Make love to her ♪ 2141 01:46:21,362 --> 01:46:24,631 ♪ I wanna hear you scream my name ♪ 2142 01:46:24,632 --> 01:46:26,933 ♪ We can make love on the bedroom ♪ 2143 01:46:26,934 --> 01:46:29,202 ♪ Floating on top of my waterbed ♪ 2144 01:46:29,203 --> 01:46:30,637 ♪ I'm kissing you ♪ 2145 01:46:30,638 --> 01:46:32,905 ♪ Running my fingers through your hair ♪ 2146 01:46:32,906 --> 01:46:34,307 ♪ In the hallway ♪ 2147 01:46:34,308 --> 01:46:37,477 ♪ Making love away beside the stairs ♪ 2148 01:46:37,478 --> 01:46:40,813 ♪ We can do it anywhere ♪♪ 2149 01:46:40,814 --> 01:46:45,085 ♪ Early in the mornings when I think about you ♪ 2150 01:46:45,086 --> 01:46:46,419 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2151 01:46:46,420 --> 01:46:49,589 ♪ I hit you like, "what you sayin'?" ♪ 2152 01:46:49,590 --> 01:46:53,960 ♪ In the mornings when I wanna... you ♪ 2153 01:46:53,961 --> 01:46:55,295 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2154 01:46:55,296 --> 01:46:56,696 ♪ I hit you like, "what you sayin'?" ♪ 2155 01:46:56,697 --> 01:46:59,966 ♪ I-I-I could... you all the time ♪ 2156 01:47:05,173 --> 01:47:10,078 ♪ I-I-I-I could... you all the time ♪ 2157 01:47:16,084 --> 01:47:18,218 ♪ FaceTime when I'm gone ♪ 2158 01:47:18,219 --> 01:47:20,420 ♪ She give me dome from a distance ♪ 2159 01:47:20,421 --> 01:47:22,689 ♪ And she love to climb on top ♪ 2160 01:47:22,690 --> 01:47:25,992 ♪ She love to walk off limpin' ♪♪ 2161 01:47:31,399 --> 01:47:36,604 ♪ I-I-I-I-I could... you all the time ♪♪ 2162 01:47:49,183 --> 01:47:51,017 ♪ Cookie, cookie, cookie ♪ 2163 01:47:51,018 --> 01:47:52,885 ♪ I'm a cookie monster ♪ 2164 01:47:52,886 --> 01:47:54,121 ♪ Break your back ♪ 2165 01:47:54,122 --> 01:47:56,889 ♪ Crack it open like a lobster ♪ 2166 01:47:56,890 --> 01:47:58,425 ♪ Hey ♪ 2167 01:47:58,426 --> 01:47:59,826 ♪ I kill the pussy ♪ 2168 01:47:59,827 --> 01:48:01,961 ♪ Dig a grave ♪ 2169 01:48:01,962 --> 01:48:05,932 ♪ She grab the wood like grippin' grain ♪ 2170 01:48:05,933 --> 01:48:09,136 ♪ I told her put it in my face ♪ 2171 01:48:09,137 --> 01:48:11,104 ♪ Let it rain, let it rain ♪ 2172 01:48:11,105 --> 01:48:12,572 ♪ Girl, I've got a sweet tooth ♪ 2173 01:48:12,573 --> 01:48:14,574 ♪ Ain't nothing sweeter than you ♪ 2174 01:48:14,575 --> 01:48:18,044 ♪ I'm'a eat it up, beat it up till you holler out truce ♪ 2175 01:48:18,045 --> 01:48:21,681 ♪ My bed can be your stage, and I'm'a make you a star ♪ 2176 01:48:21,682 --> 01:48:23,383 ♪ Your legs in the air and my hands ♪ 2177 01:48:23,384 --> 01:48:25,652 ♪ All off up in your cookie jar ♪ 2178 01:48:25,653 --> 01:48:27,154 ♪ Like, mm ♪ 2179 01:48:27,155 --> 01:48:29,055 ♪ Like an oreo ♪ 2180 01:48:29,056 --> 01:48:33,092 ♪ I love to lick the middle like an oreo ♪ 2181 01:48:33,093 --> 01:48:36,629 ♪ Oreo, oreo, like an oreo ♪ 2182 01:48:36,630 --> 01:48:40,200 ♪ I wanna bite it and get inside it till I get you gone ♪ 2183 01:48:40,201 --> 01:48:41,801 ♪ You wanna know how I get down? ♪ 2184 01:48:41,802 --> 01:48:43,603 ♪ You wanna know how I get down? ♪ 2185 01:48:43,604 --> 01:48:45,405 ♪ You wonder how I'm the best ♪ 2186 01:48:45,406 --> 01:48:47,340 ♪ And can do all this with my mouth? ♪ 2187 01:48:47,341 --> 01:48:48,941 ♪ You wanna know how I get down? ♪ 2188 01:48:48,942 --> 01:48:51,043 ♪ You wanna know how I get down? ♪ 2189 01:48:51,044 --> 01:48:52,679 ♪ You wonder how I'm the best ♪ 2190 01:48:52,680 --> 01:48:55,915 ♪ And can do all this with my mouth? ♪ 2191 01:48:57,285 --> 01:48:59,520 ♪ Cookie monster ♪♪ 2192 01:49:01,889 --> 01:49:05,158 ♪ All I do is win, win, win no matter what ♪ 2193 01:49:05,159 --> 01:49:06,559 ♪ Got money on my mind ♪ 2194 01:49:06,560 --> 01:49:08,461 ♪ I can never get enough ♪ 2195 01:49:08,462 --> 01:49:09,762 ♪ And every time I step up in the building... ♪ 2196 01:49:09,763 --> 01:49:12,165 I see somebody got their smile back. 2197 01:49:12,166 --> 01:49:13,300 I did. 2198 01:49:14,535 --> 01:49:16,135 ♪ And they stay there ♪ 2199 01:49:16,136 --> 01:49:17,537 ♪ And they stay there ♪ 2200 01:49:17,538 --> 01:49:19,472 ♪ And they stay there ♪ 2201 01:49:20,908 --> 01:49:24,143 ♪ 'Cause all I do is win, win, win ♪ 2202 01:49:24,144 --> 01:49:27,280 ♪ And if you goin' in, put your hands in the air ♪ 2203 01:49:27,281 --> 01:49:29,949 ♪ Make 'em stay there ♪ ♪ ludacris goin' in on a verse ♪ 2204 01:49:29,950 --> 01:49:31,618 ♪ 'Cause I never been defeated and I won't stop now ♪ 2205 01:49:31,619 --> 01:49:33,353 ♪ Keep your hands up, get 'em in the sky ♪ 2206 01:49:33,354 --> 01:49:35,222 ♪ For the homies that ain't make it and my folks locked down ♪ 2207 01:49:35,223 --> 01:49:38,291 ♪ I never went nowhere, but they saying luda's back ♪ 2208 01:49:38,292 --> 01:49:40,059 ♪ Blame it on that conjure ♪ 2209 01:49:40,060 --> 01:49:41,428 ♪ The hood call it luda-yac ♪ 2210 01:49:41,429 --> 01:49:43,162 ♪ And I'm on this foolish track ♪ 2211 01:49:43,163 --> 01:49:44,831 ♪ So I spit my foolish flow ♪ 2212 01:49:44,832 --> 01:49:47,867 ♪ My hands go up and down like strippers' booties go ♪ 2213 01:49:47,868 --> 01:49:51,271 ♪ My verses still be serving, tight like a million virgins ♪ 2214 01:49:51,272 --> 01:49:52,705 ♪ last time on a khaled remix ♪ 2215 01:49:52,706 --> 01:49:54,274 ♪ Now I'm on the original version ♪ 2216 01:49:54,275 --> 01:49:56,108 ♪ Can't never count me out ♪ 2217 01:49:56,109 --> 01:49:57,544 ♪ Y'all better count me in ♪ 2218 01:49:57,545 --> 01:49:59,212 ♪ Got 20 bank accounts ♪ 2219 01:49:59,213 --> 01:50:00,480 ♪ Accountants count me in ♪ 2220 01:50:00,481 --> 01:50:02,181 ♪ Make millions every year ♪ 2221 01:50:02,182 --> 01:50:03,750 ♪ The south's champion ♪ 2222 01:50:03,751 --> 01:50:05,952 ♪ 'Cause all I do... all I... All I... all I... ♪ 2223 01:50:05,953 --> 01:50:09,222 ♪ All I do is win, win, win no matter what ♪ 2224 01:50:09,223 --> 01:50:10,623 ♪ Got money on my mind ♪ 2225 01:50:10,624 --> 01:50:12,525 ♪ I can never get enough ♪ 2226 01:50:12,526 --> 01:50:15,194 ♪ And every time I step up in the building ♪ 2227 01:50:15,195 --> 01:50:18,531 ♪ Everybody hands go up ♪ 2228 01:50:18,532 --> 01:50:20,099 ♪ And they stay there ♪ 2229 01:50:20,100 --> 01:50:22,001 ♪ And they stay there ♪ 2230 01:50:22,002 --> 01:50:24,170 ♪ And they stay there ♪ ♪ up, down, up, down ♪ 2231 01:50:24,171 --> 01:50:25,472 ♪ Up, down ♪ 2232 01:50:25,473 --> 01:50:28,107 ♪ 'Cause all I do is win, win, win ♪ 2233 01:50:28,108 --> 01:50:31,878 ♪ And if you goin' in, put your hands in the air ♪ 2234 01:50:31,879 --> 01:50:34,481 ♪ All I do is win, win, win no matter what ♪ 2235 01:50:34,482 --> 01:50:36,082 ♪ Got money on my mind ♪ 2236 01:50:36,083 --> 01:50:37,784 ♪ I can never get enough ♪ 2237 01:50:37,785 --> 01:50:40,253 ♪ And every time I step up in the building ♪ 2238 01:50:40,254 --> 01:50:43,723 ♪ Everybody hands go up ♪ 2239 01:50:43,724 --> 01:50:45,258 ♪ And they stay there ♪ 2240 01:50:45,259 --> 01:50:46,893 ♪ And they stay there ♪ 2241 01:50:46,894 --> 01:50:49,496 ♪ And they stay there ♪ ♪ up, down, up, down ♪ 2242 01:50:49,497 --> 01:50:50,797 ♪ Up, down ♪ 2243 01:50:50,798 --> 01:50:53,733 ♪ 'Cause all I do is win, win, win ♪ 2244 01:50:53,734 --> 01:50:57,069 ♪ And if you goin' in, put your hands in the air ♪ 2245 01:50:57,070 --> 01:50:59,373 ♪ Make 'em, stay there ♪ 2246 01:51:15,222 --> 01:51:18,325 ♪ I'm just a bachelor ♪ 2247 01:51:18,326 --> 01:51:21,060 ♪ I'm looking for a partner ♪ 2248 01:51:21,061 --> 01:51:24,831 ♪ Someone who knows how to ride ♪ 2249 01:51:24,832 --> 01:51:28,000 ♪ Without even falling off ♪ 2250 01:51:28,001 --> 01:51:31,237 ♪ Got to be compatible ♪ 2251 01:51:31,238 --> 01:51:34,374 ♪ Takes to my limits ♪ 2252 01:51:34,375 --> 01:51:37,043 ♪ Girl, when I break you off ♪ 2253 01:51:37,044 --> 01:51:40,212 ♪ I promise that you won't want to get off ♪ 2254 01:51:40,213 --> 01:51:41,948 ♪ You're horny ♪ 2255 01:51:41,949 --> 01:51:43,950 ♪ Let's do it ♪ 2256 01:51:43,951 --> 01:51:45,352 ♪ Ride it ♪ 2257 01:51:45,353 --> 01:51:46,619 ♪ My pony ♪ 2258 01:51:46,620 --> 01:51:50,256 ♪ My saddle's waiting ♪ 2259 01:51:50,257 --> 01:51:52,992 ♪ Come and jump on it ♪ 2260 01:51:52,993 --> 01:51:54,661 ♪ You're horny ♪ 2261 01:51:54,662 --> 01:51:56,863 ♪ Let's do it ♪ 2262 01:51:56,864 --> 01:51:58,064 ♪ Ride it ♪ 2263 01:51:58,065 --> 01:51:59,165 ♪ My pony ♪ 2264 01:51:59,166 --> 01:52:03,102 ♪ My saddle's waiting ♪ 2265 01:52:03,103 --> 01:52:06,940 ♪ Come and jump on it ♪ 2266 01:52:37,605 --> 01:52:43,643 ♪ All right, come close ♪ 2267 01:52:43,644 --> 01:52:48,581 ♪ Let me show you everything I know ♪ 2268 01:52:48,582 --> 01:52:53,820 ♪ The jungle slang ♪ 2269 01:52:53,821 --> 01:52:59,459 ♪ Spinning 'round my head and I stare ♪ 2270 01:52:59,460 --> 01:53:04,196 ♪ While my naked fool ♪ 2271 01:53:04,197 --> 01:53:09,702 ♪ Fresh out of an icky, gooey womb ♪ 2272 01:53:09,703 --> 01:53:14,907 ♪ A woozy youth ♪ 2273 01:53:14,908 --> 01:53:20,312 ♪ Dopes upon her silky smooth perfume ♪ 2274 01:53:20,313 --> 01:53:23,149 ♪ Right, my little pooh bear ♪ 2275 01:53:23,150 --> 01:53:25,084 ♪ Wanna take a chance? ♪ 2276 01:53:25,085 --> 01:53:30,389 ♪ Wanna sip the smooth air, kick it in the sand ♪ 2277 01:53:30,390 --> 01:53:36,062 ♪ I'd say I told you so, but you're just gonna cry ♪ 2278 01:53:36,063 --> 01:53:41,133 ♪ You just wanna know those peanut butter vibes ♪ 2279 01:53:41,134 --> 01:53:46,372 ♪ My, my simple sir, this ain't gonna work ♪ 2280 01:53:46,373 --> 01:53:51,844 ♪ Mind my wicked words and tipsy-topsy slurs ♪ 2281 01:53:51,845 --> 01:53:54,313 ♪ I can't take this place ♪ 2282 01:53:54,314 --> 01:53:56,983 ♪ No, I can't take this place ♪ 2283 01:53:56,984 --> 01:54:02,489 ♪ I just wanna go where I can get some space ♪ 2284 01:54:02,490 --> 01:54:07,359 ♪ Truth be told ♪ 2285 01:54:07,360 --> 01:54:12,431 ♪ I've been here, I've done this all before ♪ 2286 01:54:12,432 --> 01:54:17,637 ♪ I take your gloom ♪ 2287 01:54:17,638 --> 01:54:23,342 ♪ I curl it up and puff it into plumes ♪ 2288 01:54:23,343 --> 01:54:25,912 ♪ Right, my little pooh bear ♪ 2289 01:54:25,913 --> 01:54:28,314 ♪ Wanna take a chance? ♪ 2290 01:54:28,315 --> 01:54:33,385 ♪ Wanna sip the smooth air, kick it in the sand ♪ 2291 01:54:33,386 --> 01:54:38,991 ♪ I'd say I told you so, but you're just gonna cry ♪ 2292 01:54:38,992 --> 01:54:44,163 ♪ You just wanna know those peanut butter vibes ♪ 2293 01:54:44,164 --> 01:54:49,401 ♪ My, my simple sir, this ain't gonna work ♪ 2294 01:54:49,402 --> 01:54:54,674 ♪ Mind my wicked words and tipsy-topsy slurs ♪ 2295 01:54:54,675 --> 01:54:56,976 ♪ I can't take this place ♪ 2296 01:54:56,977 --> 01:54:59,912 ♪ No, I can't take this place ♪ 2297 01:54:59,913 --> 01:55:06,720 ♪ I just wanna go where I can get some space ♪