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階梯

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我沒辦法…

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你們不用等我了

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我會跟上

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水啦

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平心靜氣

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平心靜氣

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鼻子有點癢

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終於，平心靜氣

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又怎麼了？

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天煞，老朋友

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龜大仙

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我們五百年前就打過了

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我要再打一場

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也準備太久了

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你確實變強了

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在天外靈界五百年，總得學會新招

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我已經奪走這裡每一位高手的氣

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不

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沒錯

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很快我也會擁有你的力量

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你何時才明白？拿得越多，獲得越少

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有你的氣，我就能回到人間世界

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這一次，沒有你在那邊阻止我

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阻止你的本來就不該是我

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我已經安排好了另一位

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那我會找到他…

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也把他的氣奪走

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該嚐嚐正義的滋味了

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功夫熊貓3

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請來兩份正義大拼盤

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三份    -三份

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再來點豆腐包

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辣湯麵給悍嬌虎，要加醬料嗎？

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她要分開放

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分開    -分開放

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神龍大俠加油，你一定行的

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神龍大俠加油

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保護和平谷

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神龍大俠

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神龍大俠加油

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保護和平谷

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你們都不擺霸氣的姿勢，對吧？

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每次落地都要擺個架式嗎？

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各位，千萬別低估霸氣登場的效果

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聽說一些大俠光是破門而入就能獲勝

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霸氣登場？

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師父

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神龍大俠說得沒錯

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真的？我剛只是瞎…

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對，就是這樣，沒錯

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拳腳過招前，心念已先交戰

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所以，請看霸氣登場

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好一個霸氣登場，今天是什麼日子？

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今天是我最後一堂課

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你最後…等等

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我不知道你病了，雖然你樣子有點…

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我才沒病

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健康，有點健康，是非常健壯

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這是我最後一堂課，因為今後…

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你們的訓練，就交給神龍大俠

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啥？

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我教？怎不找悍嬌虎？她老是使喚人

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安靜點，阿波

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聽到了吧？

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悍嬌虎不是神龍大俠

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你才是

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他們可是蓋世五俠，我能教什麼？

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學海無涯，連大師也一樣

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比方說…

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我示範一招新動作

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華麗退場

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那是什麼？

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哇，開什麼玩笑？

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他去哪了？

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老師

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他不在，別緊張

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老師，我們等您的吩咐

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如果教不好，頂多不被我們尊敬

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我說正經的，能有多糟？

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好糟

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糟透了

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好啦，換一招

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猴王，不動如山式

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是，老師

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悍嬌虎，龍捲後空翻

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是，老師

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不好，火

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火來    -住手

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抱歉，我的錯

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靈鶴，高點，是低一點

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我的螳螂臂

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俏小龍和悍嬌虎，做圖騰柱毒門絕技

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你們倆，施展蝗蟲過境咬…

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加黃尾巴，黃外套，勁辣鮪魚…

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對不起

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阿波做得好

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有沒有學到點什麼？

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有

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學到了你不會教

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還有原來悍嬌虎容易著火

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對，真是徹頭徹尾的災難

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幸好我們現在不是阿波

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超遜咖

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師父在想什麼？

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龜大仙在想什麼？

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他應該聽見了

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我沒聽見什麼

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他說你是遜咖

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龜大仙抱歉

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別這樣好嗎？

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你第一天教學如何？

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很丟臉

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我聽說了

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誰說的？是悍嬌虎？

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是猴王說的，還有靈鶴，快螳螂…

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你阿爹，禮品店的周大媽…

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你遇到的那幾隻鴨子…

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和悍嬌虎

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她也提到下不為例嗎？因為我不做了

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不教還是不再丟臉？

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都是，我不懂你為何認為我能教他們

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我知道你不能

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啥？你設局讓我失敗？為什麼？

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只做能力內的事，永遠無法超越自己

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我不想超越，我喜歡自己

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你根本不認識你自己

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這什麼…我當然認識，我是神龍大俠

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所以那代表什麼，神龍大俠？

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代表…到處跑，然後拳打腳踢

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保護和平谷之類的

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拳打腳踢嗎？

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你認為龜大仙就從你身上看到這個？

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應驗五百年的預言後，讓你成天打架

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穿街過巷，跟兔子擊掌？

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是啊？    -不

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龜大仙看見你的潛力，雖然我不認同

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比你自己看得還透徹

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不可思議的力量在等你

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超越你一切想像的力量

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哇，這是什麼？

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這叫做氣

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哇

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什麼是氣？

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天地生物在體內流動的能量

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你說我若當老師，我就能那樣耍帥？

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不，是你若當老師，我就能那樣耍帥

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喔

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要掌握氣，得先能掌握自己

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龜大仙獨坐洞穴三十年，想一個問題

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“我是誰？”

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“我是誰？”

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幸好我只想了五分鐘你就來打斷…

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所以我得獨坐洞穴三十年？

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必然的

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但要先掌握好當老師

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當老師？我不可能像你一樣

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我不是要把你變成我

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我是想把你變成你

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把我變成我？等等，根本說不通…

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師父，差一點

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再多點高深莫測你就能當龜大仙了

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龜大仙抱歉，我沒有惡意，只是…

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不打擾你的平靜長眠了

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這是什麼地方？

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我哥的農地？

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如果我踩到你，你會死嗎？

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會的

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人間世界

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龜大仙，聽見沒？我回來了

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天煞重返人間

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誰？

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天煞，天煞將軍

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全中國最高統帥

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玉面屠夫，殺手達人

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還是你們聽過我的別名魔獸煞星

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師奶殺手？

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好吧，我跟龜大仙共事過

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龜大仙師父

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偉大的武術家

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我們聽過龜大仙

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好，夠了，住嘴

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找出龜大仙的門徒，將他們帶來

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龜大仙，等我把他們都解決…

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世上就再也沒人記得你的名字

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天煞來也

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我準備好…

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給你上一堂課

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給我上課？糟糕，是神龍老師

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對，帥到犯規

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謝謝誇獎

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不，拜託別教學轟炸

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阿波？

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爹，你好

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我只是…回來一趟洗個泡泡澡

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說吧，什麼事？

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沒事

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沒事？我回來就看見你拿娃娃泡澡…

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是公仔

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水裡也不是加浴鹽，而是四川花椒粉

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四川什…

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我的小寶貝

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好吧，確實有事

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兒子秀秀喔，全說給阿爹聽

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手抬起來

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師父說我不知道當神龍大俠的意義

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現在還要我當老師？

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我本以為終於認識自己

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如果我不是神龍大俠，那我是誰？

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當老師？傳授功夫？

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所以你升職了

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好好把握

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哪天等你接管一整座玉皇宮…

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我就能在大廳賣麵

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怎麼還在這兒學寶寶泡澡？

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出去，起來

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快，展店經營權在等著我們

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那誰最像神龍大俠比賽怎麼辦？

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每次都是周大媽贏

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看招

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神龍大俠吃包子比賽？我得捍衛榮銜

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沒人能打破你的吃包子紀錄

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有人打破你的吃包子紀錄

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加油，加油

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誰在吃我的包子？

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誰要付錢？

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一百零一顆，一百零二顆

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一百零三顆

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耶

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這是新紀錄嗎？

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你是哪位？

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我是李山

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啥？

234
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我是李山

235
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,263
我在找我兒子

236
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你兒子不見了？

237
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:09,885
是的

238
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:12,272
多年前失散

239
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,440
我爸爸不見了

240
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:16,392
我很遺憾

241
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:18,945
謝謝

242
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祝你好運

243
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,150
你也是

244
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,203
希望你找到兒子

245
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:30,039
我希望你能找到爸爸

246
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,217
兒子？

247
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:44,220
老天有眼，真的是你

248
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,807
別光站在那，給老爹抱一個

249
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:53,021
想不到你還活著

250
00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:01,529
我以為再也見不到你了，小蓮花

251
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,023
這樣很尷尬

252
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,400
但你幫熊貓取名小蓮花很怪

253
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我叫阿波

254
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對，你還不曉得

255
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:14,116
其實小蓮花是你出生時取的小名

256
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,701
真的？    -真的

257
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,787
難以置信，這麼多年後你真的出現了

258
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,414
太神啦

259
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:21,540
爹

260
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,584
打個招呼，跟這位…

261
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:26,128
我不知道該怎麼稱呼你

262
00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:28,130
我很確定他姓李

263
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,049
你

264
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,185
過來

265
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:36,972
謝謝你把我兒子照顧得這麼好

266
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:40,309
你兒子？且慢

267
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:44,271
誰曉得這陌生人跟你真有血緣關係？

268
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,773
你看看

269
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我們肚皮就像哥倆好    -真酷

270
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,152
兒子，教你怎麼耍肚皮功

271
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,905
來吧，肚皮功    -連晃動都一樣

272
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:56,292
晃動晃動    -就像照哈哈鏡

273
00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:00,797
真不敢相信我們一起照相

274
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,668
但我還是不明白

275
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,971
我以為阿波是僅存的熊貓

276
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,799
不，我們有好大一群

277
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,258
在哪？

278
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,677
山裡有座祕密的熊貓村

279
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:17,146
祕密熊貓…

280
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,682
但你怎知道我在哪？

281
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:23,685
我收到一則訊息，指引我來此

282
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:28,107
如果沒人找得到你，你怎麼收訊息？

283
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,659
我覺得很可疑

284
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:33,329
不，那是來自宇宙的訊息

285
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:35,489
可惡

286
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:38,867
當神龍大俠是什麼感覺？

287
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:42,672
你怎知我是神龍大俠？宇宙也說了？

288
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:44,873
不，是海報畫的

289
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,259
還有禮品店

290
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:47,876
我買了小杯子

291
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,096
對，當然囉

292
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:53,715
你還不曉得，有好多要給你看

293
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,134
你一定會感到超級驕傲

294
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,186
快點

295
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,691
我已經感到超級驕傲了

296
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:07,020
剩沒幾步    -我喘口氣

297
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,406
燃燒脂肪

298
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,233
你也有熊貓氣喘？

299
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,901
這是家族遺傳嗎？

300
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:15,737
爹，你一定喜歡

301
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,790
這簡直是最酷的地方

302
00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:21,201
這裡是英雄寶殿

303
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:24,163
收藏全中國最貴重的功夫藝術品

304
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:27,249
哇，這地方真是…

305
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,584
好神？你想這麼說？

306
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,586
你想說“好神”吧？因為就是神吶

307
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:31,587
真的

308
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,589
但要特小心，這裡東西都很脆弱

309
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:37,426
像這口幻語英靈神甕，有人打破過

310
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,094
誰？    -有個阿呆

311
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,229
哇

312
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,848
這副是飛天鐵犀俠的戰甲

313
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,392
不知道我穿不穿得下

314
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,769
爹，心有靈犀，我也在想這件事

315
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:48,937
想我穿得下嗎？

316
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,689
想你穿…不，是我穿得下嗎？

317
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,408
爹，照過來

318
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:55,277
羊大俠的流星弩，兇惡的破門武器

319
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:56,445
爹，你看

320
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:59,749
這是鼠大俠部隊的戰盔，超迷你

321
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,951
海豚大俠的防水盔甲，我最愛這個

322
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:06,297
照過來，這是鷹大帝傳奇的人力戰車

323
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,258
太帥了

324
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:12,836
爹，你做什麼？這些東西都不能碰的

325
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,631
抱歉，我該放回去嗎？

326
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,633
對，放回去比較好

327
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,894
可是你這樣好酷

328
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:21,303
有啥感覺？

329
00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:23,639
鉸鍊會鉸動嗎？聞到犀牛味嗎？

330
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,474
感到自己堅不可摧嗎？

331
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,809
是否覺得你能解決千軍萬馬

332
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:30,696
然後還毫髮無傷？

333
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,741
對，是挺酷的

334
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,119
這做什麼的？我拉拉看

335
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,131
我好像有一點閃尿

336
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:54,679
兒子，這裡還有什麼該試的嗎？

337
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,144
衝鋒

338
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,514
快點，快點

339
00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:06,974
拇指大戰

340
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,475
支援部隊來囉

341
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,319
不公平

342
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:12,780
耶

343
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:15,283
太好玩…

344
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,152
要來囉，轉

345
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,038
好神    -快點

346
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:22,572
秀秀喔

347
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:23,874
我沒事

348
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:25,742
乎乾啦

349
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:28,537
海豚式攻擊    -中招了

350
00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:30,506
海豚式撤退

351
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,509
長傳，兒子

352
00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:37,096
我沒準備好

353
00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:39,423
回傳給你    -來吧

354
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:42,268
我傳高點    -沒問題，丟吧

355
00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:44,937
我來抓你囉

356
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,763
鐵犀大俠，放馬過來

357
00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:48,065
我來也

358
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:59,943
我來抓你囉，我來抓你囉

359
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:03,905
我來抓你囉，我來抓你囉

360
00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:06,241
誰抓到你？誰要抓你？

361
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:09,337
誰要抓你？誰要來抓你？

362
00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:12,840
鐵犀大俠

363
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:15,551
啥？怎麼了？

364
00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:22,850
幸會

365
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,259
各位

366
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:27,897
你們猜一百萬年也猜不到這是誰

367
00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:29,556
儘管猜

368
00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:30,932
你爸爸

369
00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:32,768
為何這樣猜？

370
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:35,062
等等，當然，我們長得一模一樣

371
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,938
爹，跟我朋友問好

372
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,899
快螳螂，悍嬌虎，猴王

373
00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,400
靈鶴和俏小龍

374
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:41,568
俏小龍是嗎？

375
00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:42,569
猴王，先生

376
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,988
他們算是我麻吉，這位…

377
00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:47,458
他是師父，傳奇人物

378
00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:50,744
很榮幸認識你，熊貓大俠

379
00:22:50,745 --> 00:22:53,830
也許你父親願意和我們一起到習武堂

380
00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:56,092
令郎待會要教功夫

381
00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:58,752
他一定累了

382
00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:00,629
我相信他一定累了

383
00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:02,005
我帶他去萬壽菊套房

384
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:05,634
累了？我沒事，我很樂意看你教功夫

385
00:23:05,635 --> 00:23:07,552
相信我，你還不如看我…

386
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:08,887
過招

387
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,055
那是什麼？

388
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,774
和平谷受到攻擊

389
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,476
兒子？受到攻擊？

390
00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:15,644
太好了

391
00:23:15,645 --> 00:23:18,313
這下你就能徹底瞭解神龍大俠

392
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,615
跟我來

393
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:30,158
正義的敵人，來一決高下

394
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:32,086
開什麼玩笑？哇

395
00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:42,304
這些小綠人怎麼回事？

396
00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:45,173
某種碧玉殭屍吧

397
00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:46,842
碧玉殭屍？

398
00:23:46,843 --> 00:23:48,728
玉殭屍，有默契

399
00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:51,179
小蓮花，當心

400
00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:53,816
爹，沒事，我每天都在動手

401
00:23:55,852 --> 00:23:57,644
哇，我認得這些傢伙

402
00:23:57,645 --> 00:24:01,157
雙生袋熊大俠和他們的聯手破敵棍法

403
00:24:01,858 --> 00:24:03,984
就是這招

404
00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:05,152
那傢伙是…

405
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:07,455
不，是豪豬大俠

406
00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:12,659
你不是一百年前就歸天了

407
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,670
都是傳奇人物

408
00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:17,131
幫我們畫張速寫

409
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,681
有嗎？

410
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:27,433
我眨眼了

411
00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:29,018
能再來一張嗎？

412
00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:35,191
我被豪豬大師掐住脖子，好酷

413
00:24:36,184 --> 00:24:37,642
你看，這是你

414
00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,570
阿波，專心

415
00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:43,815
宇宙的訊息，我就給你個宇宙的訊息

416
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,785
離我兒子遠一點

417
00:24:46,402 --> 00:24:47,736
爹，抱歉，我晚點收拾

418
00:24:47,737 --> 00:24:50,790
別拿我的好鍋，用這一隻

419
00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:54,502
小蓮花，當心

420
00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:01,550
爹，看我的奪命連環包

421
00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:14,063
逮著了

422
00:25:18,768 --> 00:25:20,569
我看見你了

423
00:25:20,937 --> 00:25:23,772
你的氣很快就是我的

424
00:25:23,773 --> 00:25:26,024
他跟我說話？    -哪一個？都在說話

425
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:28,360
還真的，太嚇人了吧

426
00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:30,570
我們也試試，也許能嚇回去

427
00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:32,197
好，但得先決定要說什麼

428
00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:33,949
不然就不嚇人，只會顯得很呆

429
00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:36,451
不是他們說話，一堆蠢材

430
00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,254
是我用他們傳話，天煞

431
00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:39,579
誰？

432
00:25:39,580 --> 00:25:41,882
好，夠了

433
00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:49,256
看到沒？    -怎麼回事？

434
00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:51,800
綠色煙霧，突然噗，然後噗

435
00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:53,468
師父，那是什麼？

436
00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:56,689
天煞，天煞

437
00:25:56,806 --> 00:25:58,691
從沒聽過

438
00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:00,651
天煞，天煞

439
00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:02,018
在哪？

440
00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:04,271
這裡有這麼多學問，我卻找不到

441
00:26:04,272 --> 00:26:05,406
有了

442
00:26:06,566 --> 00:26:08,617
注意

443
00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:12,162
一切解答都在裡面

444
00:26:14,031 --> 00:26:16,500
什麼？是空白的？

445
00:26:16,993 --> 00:26:20,045
開什麼玩笑？又來了

446
00:26:21,289 --> 00:26:23,331
等一等，抱歉

447
00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:26,010
好的，在這裡

448
00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:29,170
這是龜大仙親筆所寫

449
00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:31,631
“多年前，我有個兄弟…”

450
00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:33,216
龜大仙有個兄弟？

451
00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:36,720
“同袍”，抱歉，他寫“同袍兄弟”

452
00:26:36,721 --> 00:26:38,856
你不能一次全展開嗎？

453
00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:44,486
我曾是名年輕氣盛的武士，率領大軍

454
00:26:46,314 --> 00:26:49,241
和我並肩作戰的是天煞

455
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:52,369
我最親的朋友

456
00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:58,033
一日，我們遭遇伏擊

457
00:26:58,034 --> 00:27:00,160
我身受重傷

458
00:27:00,161 --> 00:27:04,798
我朋友抱了我好幾天，尋求援助

459
00:27:04,999 --> 00:27:07,834
後來我們到了一處祕密村莊

460
00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,919
坐落於高山上

461
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,881
是古老的療癒之處

462
00:27:12,882 --> 00:27:16,060
村裡住著一群熊貓

463
00:27:16,427 --> 00:27:17,594
一群熊貓？

464
00:27:17,595 --> 00:27:19,763
沒錯，一群熊貓

465
00:27:19,764 --> 00:27:24,652
他們運用氣的能量將我治癒

466
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:30,574
也教我傳送氣的方法

467
00:27:34,862 --> 00:27:39,875
但天煞想將所有力量佔為己有

468
00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:45,255
他看見氣能傳送，想必也能奪取

469
00:27:48,709 --> 00:27:51,345
我只能阻止他

470
00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:58,551
我們的對決驚天動地

471
00:27:58,552 --> 00:28:00,512
直到最後

472
00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:04,015
我將天煞驅逐到天外靈界

473
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:06,810
若他再重返人間世界

474
00:28:06,811 --> 00:28:11,231
能阻止他的只有一位真正的氣功大師

475
00:28:11,232 --> 00:28:12,941
真正的氣功大師？

476
00:28:12,942 --> 00:28:14,109
就像你

477
00:28:14,110 --> 00:28:15,985
我？我只能勉強讓花綻放

478
00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:18,738
我起碼還要待在洞穴裡練三十年

479
00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:19,948
我們需要氣功大師

480
00:28:19,949 --> 00:28:23,702
他會繼續偷大俠們的氣到取盡為止

481
00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:25,120
得設法阻止他

482
00:28:25,121 --> 00:28:28,206
他每擊敗一位大俠就會變得更強大

483
00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:29,749
別無選擇，拼了

484
00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,844
兒子，我能教你

485
00:28:32,753 --> 00:28:35,088
你辦得到？

486
00:28:35,089 --> 00:28:38,183
當然，我是熊貓

487
00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:41,228
這一定是宇宙派你來的原因

488
00:28:41,804 --> 00:28:43,847
那我該怎麼做？

489
00:28:43,848 --> 00:28:45,849
你得跟我回家

490
00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:47,016
啥？

491
00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:48,601
去祕密村莊？

492
00:28:48,602 --> 00:28:49,769
兒子，是的

493
00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:53,314
你得重新發掘身為熊貓真正的樣子

494
00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:57,235
你要學習活得像熊貓，睡得像熊貓

495
00:28:57,236 --> 00:28:59,455
吃得像熊貓

496
00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:01,915
那一百零三顆包子？

497
00:29:02,450 --> 00:29:04,534
我只是在暖身

498
00:29:04,535 --> 00:29:08,047
我一直覺得自己沒吃出全部的潛力

499
00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:11,082
不能把阿波從我身邊帶走

500
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:12,500
我要徵詢第二意見

501
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:15,137
師父，再開一幅卷軸之類的

502
00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:16,880
我覺得他應該去

503
00:29:16,881 --> 00:29:18,548
好，那第三意見

504
00:29:18,549 --> 00:29:20,842
猴王？俏小龍？悍嬌虎？

505
00:29:20,843 --> 00:29:23,678
爹，你聽到師父轉述龜大仙的話

506
00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:26,514
只有氣功大師才能阻止那傢伙

507
00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:30,027
想精通氣功就得了解真實的自己

508
00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:32,821
而我是熊貓

509
00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:38,911
我幫你準備路上的便當

510
00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:48,161
你真認為阿波能及時精通氣功？

511
00:29:48,162 --> 00:29:51,956
我怎麼想不重要，宇宙怎麼想才重要

512
00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:54,042
所以你覺得不能？

513
00:29:54,043 --> 00:29:55,794
師父，我們該怎麼辦？

514
00:29:55,795 --> 00:29:57,921
你要找出天煞在哪裡

515
00:29:57,922 --> 00:29:59,807
跟著那些碧玉殭屍的蹤跡

516
00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:01,424
但是不要交手

517
00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:05,011
每打贏一名對手，天煞就會變得更強

518
00:30:05,012 --> 00:30:07,180
為何是我？因為我問的？

519
00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:09,942
不，因為你會飛，去吧

520
00:30:10,601 --> 00:30:12,852
要學會閉上鳥嘴

521
00:30:12,853 --> 00:30:14,103
帶著快螳螂

522
00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:15,313
衰，是因為我…

523
00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:16,448
是的

524
00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:44,726
用餐時間

525
00:30:45,636 --> 00:30:47,437
這你不必說第二次

526
00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:49,097
爹？

527
00:30:49,098 --> 00:30:50,014
怎麼了？

528
00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:51,066
爹？

529
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:52,100
怎麼了？

530
00:30:52,101 --> 00:30:53,268
你在這做什麼？

531
00:30:53,269 --> 00:30:55,937
我在做什麼？在折磨我的背

532
00:30:55,938 --> 00:30:58,106
你非得踩上每一塊石頭？

533
00:30:58,107 --> 00:30:59,983
不，我說你怎麼會來？

534
00:30:59,984 --> 00:31:03,945
不然呢？要是熊貓沒你愛的食物呢？

535
00:31:03,946 --> 00:31:07,699
肚子沒填飽是無法拯救世界的

536
00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:10,326
我認為有我參與，這點最重要

537
00:31:10,327 --> 00:31:11,828
關於這點

538
00:31:11,829 --> 00:31:15,874
村莊的位置不能讓外人知道，所以…

539
00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:19,043
你覺得我守不住祕密？

540
00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:23,464
我養育阿波二十年才告知他是領養的

541
00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:24,465
當真？

542
00:31:24,466 --> 00:31:25,466
對

543
00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:28,812
好吧，要你飛回去大概也有點殘忍

544
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,973
你會飛？

545
00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:33,609
阿波，我是鳥

546
00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:51,543
到了

547
00:31:55,748 --> 00:31:58,383
看來上面這段路長得很

548
00:31:58,918 --> 00:32:00,919
我兒子討厭爬樓梯

549
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,503
所以我們回家吧

550
00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:05,173
我們是熊貓，不爬樓梯

551
00:32:05,174 --> 00:32:07,476
我等這句話等了一輩子

552
00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:12,397
可惡

553
00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:23,158
哇…

554
00:32:35,371 --> 00:32:38,081
這裡就是祕密熊貓村？

555
00:32:38,082 --> 00:32:40,375
難怪你們想保密

556
00:32:40,376 --> 00:32:43,428
如果我住這，我也不想告訴別人

557
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,634
現在可以驚訝了

558
00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:52,521
哇

559
00:32:52,596 --> 00:32:55,190
走吧    -這邊，來啊

560
00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:07,577
看那邊

561
00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:24,720
換我    -來，快點

562
00:33:26,422 --> 00:33:27,422
老李？

563
00:33:27,423 --> 00:33:29,340
大家注意，老李回來了

564
00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:31,592
父子一起    -他找到兒子了

565
00:33:31,593 --> 00:33:32,635
他辦到了    -他們回來了

566
00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:34,429
老李？    -他找到兒子了

567
00:33:34,430 --> 00:33:36,264
鄉親們，老李回來了

568
00:33:36,265 --> 00:33:38,433
等等，我們來了

569
00:33:38,434 --> 00:33:40,351
他辦到了

570
00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:42,270
他們回來了    -為何要跑？

571
00:33:42,271 --> 00:33:44,272
我們來了    -他回來了

572
00:33:44,273 --> 00:33:46,024
他們回來了

573
00:33:46,025 --> 00:33:48,452
李山阿伯回來了

574
00:33:58,287 --> 00:33:59,203
嗨

575
00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:00,329
鄉親們

576
00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:02,874
都靠過來，這就是我兒子

577
00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:04,125
你好    -他來了

578
00:34:04,126 --> 00:34:05,710
是三胞胎

579
00:34:05,711 --> 00:34:07,170
嗨，我是酷酷

580
00:34:07,171 --> 00:34:08,337
我是萌萌    -我是帥帥

581
00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:10,131
你的毛好軟    -他味道像餅乾

582
00:34:10,132 --> 00:34:13,843
他真英俊，跟他爸爸一樣

583
00:34:13,844 --> 00:34:15,011
謝謝

584
00:34:15,012 --> 00:34:17,221
兒子，他們是你堂兄弟

585
00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:18,973
阿點和阿心

586
00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:20,016
我有堂兄弟

587
00:34:20,017 --> 00:34:21,276
歡迎

588
00:34:21,769 --> 00:34:22,935
包子做的花環

589
00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:24,145
這叫零嘴項鍊

590
00:34:24,146 --> 00:34:25,447
沒錯

591
00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:27,783
我們再幫你串一環

592
00:34:28,776 --> 00:34:29,984
是你啊

593
00:34:29,985 --> 00:34:32,779
真好，對，嗨

594
00:34:32,780 --> 00:34:34,697
我不知道你是誰

595
00:34:34,698 --> 00:34:37,584
斑斑北鼻，好漂亮

596
00:34:38,327 --> 00:34:40,369
小心點，那是我的公仔

597
00:34:40,370 --> 00:34:42,839
可以給我嗎？    -不…

598
00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:45,500
不客氣，當然

599
00:34:45,501 --> 00:34:46,834
所以我才帶著

600
00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:48,002
好好照顧它

601
00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:50,639
斑斑北鼻

602
00:34:51,507 --> 00:34:55,602
你就像小貝比的我

603
00:34:58,013 --> 00:35:01,015
你就像老扣扣的我

604
00:35:01,016 --> 00:35:03,693
你像我，但更胖

605
00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:05,654
你也像我，但…

606
00:35:07,189 --> 00:35:08,657
多了帽子

607
00:35:09,691 --> 00:35:11,484
他確實戴了帽子

608
00:35:11,485 --> 00:35:13,370
你們都像我

609
00:35:14,530 --> 00:35:17,457
來吃一頓，為我兒子慶祝

610
00:35:19,701 --> 00:35:20,701
這是…

611
00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:23,338
熊貓不走路，而是打滾

612
00:35:28,210 --> 00:35:31,471
你見過誰樣子如此可笑嗎？

613
00:35:32,256 --> 00:35:34,516
你在做什麼？阿波？

614
00:35:49,273 --> 00:35:51,324
沒錯，比走路好多了

615
00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:57,238
真不錯    -來點包子

616
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:59,740
怎麼有熊貓不曉得如何打滾？

617
00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:02,410
對於當隻“熊貓”，我算是新手

618
00:36:02,411 --> 00:36:05,705
你是哪一種熊貓？你的脖子好怪

619
00:36:05,706 --> 00:36:06,747
我不是熊貓

620
00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:07,582
那什麼？    -帽子

621
00:36:07,583 --> 00:36:08,291
那什麼？    -鳥喙

622
00:36:08,292 --> 00:36:09,083
那什麼？    -翅膀

623
00:36:09,084 --> 00:36:10,918
那什麼？    -我的包子

624
00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:13,129
別再問了，小孩走開

625
00:36:13,130 --> 00:36:14,922
兒子，我帶了你的筷子

626
00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:16,090
謝謝爹

627
00:36:16,091 --> 00:36:17,091
天啊

628
00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:18,393
怎麼？

629
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,052
那是幹嘛的？

630
00:36:20,053 --> 00:36:22,263
這個？是筷子，用來挾包子的

631
00:36:22,264 --> 00:36:25,400
所以你一次只吃一顆？

632
00:36:26,935 --> 00:36:29,612
好吃    -對，好吃

633
00:36:31,565 --> 00:36:34,367
我就知道我沒吃出我的潛力

634
00:36:48,749 --> 00:36:51,125
我是美美

635
00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:54,795
她超正，好漂亮

636
00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:56,130
阿波嘴真甜

637
00:36:56,131 --> 00:37:00,894
但請把其他讚美保留到表演後

638
00:37:01,970 --> 00:37:03,772
我？不，我沒說…

639
00:37:04,973 --> 00:37:06,641
安靜

640
00:37:06,642 --> 00:37:08,351
表演完再說

641
00:37:08,352 --> 00:37:10,737
開始了沒？

642
00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:16,451
世界上最棒的彩帶舞者

643
00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:18,486
那是她自封的

644
00:37:18,487 --> 00:37:20,196
看旁邊，看旁邊

645
00:37:20,197 --> 00:37:22,615
不行，你捨不得吧？

646
00:37:22,616 --> 00:37:25,284
爹，她為什麼一直那樣看…

647
00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:26,285
我

648
00:37:26,286 --> 00:37:27,587
試著跟上

649
00:37:29,331 --> 00:37:31,165
其實我不會跳舞

650
00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:34,469
你當然會，熊貓都會跳舞

651
00:37:35,379 --> 00:37:37,380
我知道你想什麼    -真的？

652
00:37:37,381 --> 00:37:39,975
“為何熊貓能如此美麗？”

653
00:37:43,345 --> 00:37:44,813
給我的？

654
00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:48,307
阿波

655
00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:50,351
爹爹們救我    -不，自己解決

656
00:37:50,352 --> 00:37:51,987
兒子，做得很棒

657
00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:55,448
換你了

658
00:38:08,328 --> 00:38:10,171
耶，阿波

659
00:38:11,415 --> 00:38:13,967
別擔心，一回生二回熟

660
00:38:15,377 --> 00:38:17,387
好多東西要學

661
00:38:25,762 --> 00:38:27,888
展翅高空監視

662
00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:29,682
你幹嘛那樣？    -哪樣？

663
00:38:29,683 --> 00:38:31,392
就算你說展翅什麼的

664
00:38:31,393 --> 00:38:33,227
也不表示你的動作很特別

665
00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:35,438
就好像我說“揚觸鬚神力”

666
00:38:35,439 --> 00:38:39,025
或是“挺胸甲做三明治”

667
00:38:39,026 --> 00:38:40,401
展翅不同意

668
00:38:40,402 --> 00:38:42,037
那邊

669
00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:45,573
猛熊大俠，弱雞大俠，流星鱷大俠

670
00:38:45,574 --> 00:38:46,907
你們怎麼來了？

671
00:38:46,908 --> 00:38:49,910
碧玉殭屍攻擊我們村莊，我們追來這

672
00:38:49,911 --> 00:38:51,838
停

673
00:38:54,041 --> 00:38:56,426
他們一定在裡頭

674
00:38:56,585 --> 00:38:59,763
師父特別交待過…

675
00:39:02,591 --> 00:39:04,091
別交手

676
00:39:04,092 --> 00:39:05,760
我們得進去    -但師父說…

677
00:39:05,761 --> 00:39:06,927
你真的怕了？

678
00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:10,190
連弱雞大俠都進去了，他還是弱雞呢

679
00:39:18,774 --> 00:39:21,442
夠了，我要進去    -快螳螂，我們不…

680
00:39:21,443 --> 00:39:22,443
他們需要幫忙

681
00:39:22,444 --> 00:39:25,413
我上路，你下路    -不，等等

682
00:39:26,281 --> 00:39:27,948
蟲蟲入侵

683
00:39:27,949 --> 00:39:30,085
接招，你這小…

684
00:39:30,619 --> 00:39:31,952
兄弟，等等，我來了

685
00:39:31,953 --> 00:39:34,455
揚觸鬚神力，沒用

686
00:39:34,456 --> 00:39:35,882
快螳螂

687
00:39:40,462 --> 00:39:41,930
快螳螂？

688
00:39:42,923 --> 00:39:45,100
快螳螂

689
00:39:56,937 --> 00:39:59,072
你的氣很強

690
00:39:59,356 --> 00:40:01,074
就像你朋友…

691
00:40:01,775 --> 00:40:03,243
小蟲子

692
00:40:03,777 --> 00:40:05,161
快螳螂

693
00:40:13,370 --> 00:40:15,463
小鳥兒，別擔心

694
00:40:15,789 --> 00:40:18,466
我會好好使用你的氣

695
00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:23,462
用來摧毀玉皇宮和裡面所有生物

696
00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:24,514
不

697
00:40:31,388 --> 00:40:33,773
展翅…來不及

698
00:40:41,523 --> 00:40:42,565
好

699
00:40:42,566 --> 00:40:44,150
熊貓訓練第一天

700
00:40:44,151 --> 00:40:45,493
來，花兒

701
00:40:45,819 --> 00:40:48,496
我要讓你綻放

702
00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:51,365
爹，爹

703
00:40:51,366 --> 00:40:52,575
怎麼了？

704
00:40:52,576 --> 00:40:54,702
我準備接受第一天熊貓訓練    -啥？

705
00:40:54,703 --> 00:40:57,746
學習當熊貓，精通氣功，拯救世界

706
00:40:57,747 --> 00:41:00,040
熊貓要睡到午後

707
00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:03,178
所以第一堂課就是回到床上

708
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,680
非常合理

709
00:41:07,883 --> 00:41:10,310
沒人說這事很容易

710
00:41:15,724 --> 00:41:17,349
我睡過頭了嗎？

711
00:41:17,350 --> 00:41:18,517
睡翻了

712
00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:19,685
好耶

713
00:41:19,686 --> 00:41:20,853
讓他瞧瞧

714
00:41:20,854 --> 00:41:22,730
會做這個嗎？這個呢？

715
00:41:22,731 --> 00:41:24,064
這個怎樣？還有這個？

716
00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:25,232
這樣對嗎？還行嗎？

717
00:41:25,233 --> 00:41:26,066
哇

718
00:41:26,067 --> 00:41:27,869
我懂了

719
00:41:29,529 --> 00:41:31,080
熊貓阿嬤，小心    -你好

720
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:33,833
快點滾吧

721
00:41:34,576 --> 00:41:36,920
阿波，用餐囉

722
00:41:43,084 --> 00:41:44,219
阿波？

723
00:41:44,419 --> 00:41:47,213
讓山坡告訴你往哪邊滾

724
00:41:47,214 --> 00:41:48,422
我真菜

725
00:41:48,423 --> 00:41:52,393
阿點，阿心，為他示範怎麼上山

726
00:41:53,595 --> 00:41:55,221
太美了

727
00:41:55,222 --> 00:41:57,232
阿波，吃點心

728
00:41:57,807 --> 00:41:59,391
你會飛？

729
00:41:59,392 --> 00:42:00,527
速度太快

730
00:42:02,145 --> 00:42:04,531
來吃涼包子喔

731
00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:07,775
你們做啥？

732
00:42:07,776 --> 00:42:08,952
那是給阿波吃的

733
00:42:09,444 --> 00:42:10,578
丟進去

734
00:42:12,948 --> 00:42:15,950
秀秀喔，很好

735
00:42:15,951 --> 00:42:17,117
感覺很放鬆？

736
00:42:17,118 --> 00:42:18,118
就是啊

737
00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:20,496
讓自己陷進去就行了

738
00:42:20,497 --> 00:42:21,714
瞭解

739
00:42:26,169 --> 00:42:27,470
我沒事，只要…

740
00:42:27,671 --> 00:42:30,631
來吧，全釋放出來

741
00:42:30,632 --> 00:42:32,058
好孩子

742
00:42:33,802 --> 00:42:35,270
出去

743
00:42:37,847 --> 00:42:38,847
麵條

744
00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:40,441
別碰我的麵條

745
00:42:44,437 --> 00:42:46,146
阿波，你真狡猾

746
00:42:46,147 --> 00:42:47,907
我也想加入

747
00:42:49,609 --> 00:42:51,286
別扯我帽子

748
00:42:55,156 --> 00:42:57,032
我們愛吃麵

749
00:42:57,033 --> 00:42:58,325
還要吃麵

750
00:42:58,326 --> 00:43:00,086
就像我家阿波

751
00:43:04,833 --> 00:43:06,134
你們看什麼？

752
00:43:12,841 --> 00:43:16,144
就是這樣打滾，熊貓砲彈

753
00:43:18,054 --> 00:43:19,188
耶

754
00:43:29,190 --> 00:43:30,899
帶上這來

755
00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:32,201
媽，你看

756
00:43:38,033 --> 00:43:39,542
還行吧？

757
00:43:43,371 --> 00:43:44,872
哇

758
00:43:44,873 --> 00:43:48,250
再試一次，但別太刻意

759
00:43:48,251 --> 00:43:49,677
瞭解

760
00:43:54,841 --> 00:43:56,893
好多了

761
00:44:04,517 --> 00:44:05,985
謝謝爹

762
00:44:06,186 --> 00:44:07,519
謝什麼？

763
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:13,868
就是謝謝你教我體會…當熊貓的感覺

764
00:44:16,071 --> 00:44:17,905
我何時算準備好？    -準備？

765
00:44:17,906 --> 00:44:19,832
就是學習如何精通氣功

766
00:44:20,283 --> 00:44:22,502
快了，很快

767
00:44:22,702 --> 00:44:24,411
來，給你看樣東西

768
00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:25,713
來吧

769
00:44:28,792 --> 00:44:32,679
抱歉這裡一團亂，我通常沒什麼訪客

770
00:44:42,931 --> 00:44:46,067
這就是我媽？

771
00:44:51,439 --> 00:44:54,909
我在你出生百日那天畫的

772
00:44:57,112 --> 00:44:59,580
你媽媽那時抱不住你

773
00:45:00,073 --> 00:45:02,583
你差點把紙吃了

774
00:45:03,326 --> 00:45:04,660
真的

775
00:45:04,661 --> 00:45:06,254
她是什麼樣子？

776
00:45:07,956 --> 00:45:11,300
她的優點包山包海

777
00:45:12,127 --> 00:45:15,504
聰明，漂亮

778
00:45:15,505 --> 00:45:16,973
胃口也很驚人

779
00:45:18,675 --> 00:45:20,977
她是我一生的摯愛

780
00:45:21,344 --> 00:45:25,606
然後，就當我以為自己夠好命時

781
00:45:25,974 --> 00:45:29,986
你就降臨了，我的小蓮花

782
00:45:31,938 --> 00:45:34,115
我什麼都不缺了

783
00:45:35,483 --> 00:45:39,912
直到那一刻

784
00:45:42,866 --> 00:45:47,587
我卻失去了一切

785
00:46:24,365 --> 00:46:26,074
爹

786
00:46:26,075 --> 00:46:29,378
你不需要擔心會再一次失去我

787
00:46:30,038 --> 00:46:31,547
好嗎？

788
00:46:40,381 --> 00:46:42,308
我也想加入

789
00:46:51,392 --> 00:46:53,986
東省城來的消息

790
00:46:54,896 --> 00:46:57,564
蜥蜴大俠，風暴鐵牛俠

791
00:46:57,565 --> 00:47:00,326
靈鷲大俠，所有高手

792
00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:02,903
從這裡到沿海的各村莊

793
00:47:02,904 --> 00:47:05,781
中國每一位大俠

794
00:47:05,782 --> 00:47:06,907
都消失了

795
00:47:06,908 --> 00:47:08,450
也許他們都去趴踢

796
00:47:08,451 --> 00:47:09,451
猴王

797
00:47:09,452 --> 00:47:10,869
我也沒收到邀請

798
00:47:10,870 --> 00:47:13,038
天煞奪走他們的氣

799
00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:15,707
只剩我們能擋住他…

800
00:47:15,708 --> 00:47:19,762
守護龜大仙留給我們的知識

801
00:47:19,921 --> 00:47:21,755
村民都撤離了沒？

802
00:47:21,756 --> 00:47:23,057
完成，師父

803
00:47:23,132 --> 00:47:25,300
靈鶴，快螳螂？    -還是沒消息

804
00:47:25,301 --> 00:47:27,061
等等，是他們

805
00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:32,275
不

806
00:47:46,573 --> 00:47:47,707
天煞

807
00:47:52,495 --> 00:47:54,046
好

808
00:47:54,289 --> 00:47:55,756
非常俗氣

809
00:47:56,749 --> 00:47:59,293
你竟敢踏足侵犯此地

810
00:47:59,294 --> 00:48:01,837
看看你們這些可憐蟲

811
00:48:01,838 --> 00:48:06,133
匍匐在莊嚴華麗龜大仙的腳下

812
00:48:06,134 --> 00:48:08,468
你沒資格直呼他的名諱

813
00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:11,314
我沒資格嗎，小貓咪？

814
00:48:12,849 --> 00:48:15,318
我曾和他並肩作戰

815
00:48:15,602 --> 00:48:18,186
像兄弟一樣愛他

816
00:48:18,187 --> 00:48:22,158
他卻背叛我

817
00:48:25,111 --> 00:48:29,165
我要親手毀了他所建立的一切

818
00:48:30,450 --> 00:48:31,417
走

819
00:48:52,847 --> 00:48:54,649
小貓咪功夫如何？

820
00:49:11,074 --> 00:49:13,992
我不會讓你毀了龜大仙的紀念

821
00:49:13,993 --> 00:49:16,671
有何不可？他也毀了我的

822
00:49:16,746 --> 00:49:17,746
快螳螂

823
00:49:17,747 --> 00:49:20,132
是我，你的麻吉

824
00:49:25,213 --> 00:49:26,546
抱歉，悍嬌虎

825
00:49:26,547 --> 00:49:28,683
抱歉，抱歉

826
00:49:29,258 --> 00:49:30,393
抱歉

827
00:49:44,065 --> 00:49:45,491
師父

828
00:49:45,566 --> 00:49:47,159
都帶過來

829
00:49:57,453 --> 00:49:58,453
不

830
00:49:58,454 --> 00:49:59,746
你得警告阿波

831
00:49:59,747 --> 00:50:00,840
師父，拜託

832
00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:13,185
兄弟，讓你見識氣的真正威力

833
00:50:15,221 --> 00:50:16,230
不

834
00:50:52,175 --> 00:50:54,977
龜大仙，原諒我

835
00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:58,972
龜大仙，你說呢？

836
00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:00,941
要原諒他嗎？

837
00:51:01,476 --> 00:51:03,977
就算你毀了整座玉皇宮

838
00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:06,855
但你也永遠無法得逞

839
00:51:06,856 --> 00:51:10,859
天底下一定有個強者能阻止你

840
00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:12,944
誰？那隻熊貓？

841
00:51:12,945 --> 00:51:15,247
他的氣是很強

842
00:51:15,656 --> 00:51:16,999
但還不夠

843
00:51:17,825 --> 00:51:21,828
他將和你有相同的下場

844
00:51:21,829 --> 00:51:23,130
不

845
00:51:23,331 --> 00:51:26,509
那村裡每隻熊貓也一樣

846
00:51:32,340 --> 00:51:34,141
好

847
00:51:38,346 --> 00:51:41,023
阿波，希望你準備好了

848
00:51:44,685 --> 00:51:46,654
小蓮花，跳啊

849
00:51:48,481 --> 00:51:50,408
他好帥

850
00:51:51,818 --> 00:51:53,160
嗨

851
00:51:53,361 --> 00:51:55,162
熊貓抱抱

852
00:51:55,613 --> 00:51:56,914
嘿

853
00:52:01,661 --> 00:52:02,795
阿波

854
00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:40,708
悍嬌虎？

855
00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:45,078
她是誰？

856
00:52:45,079 --> 00:52:46,547
那是誰？

857
00:52:48,207 --> 00:52:49,717
斑斑大北鼻

858
00:52:51,210 --> 00:52:52,377
你怎麼來了？

859
00:52:52,378 --> 00:52:54,171
天煞攻擊和平谷

860
00:52:54,172 --> 00:52:56,923
他抓走所有的大俠，包括師父跟大家

861
00:52:56,924 --> 00:53:00,051
阿波，所有人事物全完了

862
00:53:00,052 --> 00:53:01,020
所有人？

863
00:53:01,179 --> 00:53:02,396
所有人

864
00:53:02,722 --> 00:53:04,857
我的餐館還好嗎？

865
00:53:05,933 --> 00:53:07,517
晚點再說吧

866
00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:09,019
接著他要趕來這

867
00:53:09,020 --> 00:53:10,821
阿波，他要對付你

868
00:53:11,105 --> 00:53:13,073
還要對付所有熊貓

869
00:53:13,524 --> 00:53:14,941
有多少時間？

870
00:53:14,942 --> 00:53:15,942
不多

871
00:53:15,943 --> 00:53:18,111
拜託告訴我你學會氣功了

872
00:53:18,112 --> 00:53:19,571
帶著寶寶    -爹

873
00:53:19,572 --> 00:53:20,780
誰家的孩子？

874
00:53:20,781 --> 00:53:22,782
你必須馬上教我氣功的祕訣

875
00:53:22,783 --> 00:53:25,252
不，你還需要更多時間

876
00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:27,454
大家收拾東西，我幫你

877
00:53:27,455 --> 00:53:29,289
沒時間了，我得馬上學

878
00:53:29,290 --> 00:53:31,291
抱歉，你沒準備好

879
00:53:31,292 --> 00:53:32,626
全打包好

880
00:53:32,627 --> 00:53:34,429
我準備好了    -還沒

881
00:53:34,629 --> 00:53:36,796
你在說什麼？你的要求我都做到了

882
00:53:36,797 --> 00:53:39,966
我精通打盹和睡過頭，吊床及泡湯

883
00:53:39,967 --> 00:53:43,220
我完全融入熊貓一族，為何不教我？

884
00:53:43,221 --> 00:53:45,606
因為我不會

885
00:53:48,643 --> 00:53:49,643
什麼？

886
00:53:49,644 --> 00:53:52,145
我不會，好嗎？沒人懂

887
00:53:52,146 --> 00:53:53,531
祖先可能會

888
00:53:54,148 --> 00:53:55,866
但早就失傳了

889
00:53:55,983 --> 00:53:57,150
你騙我？

890
00:53:57,151 --> 00:53:58,786
不，我…

891
00:54:00,154 --> 00:54:01,872
對

892
00:54:02,907 --> 00:54:03,907
為什麼？

893
00:54:03,908 --> 00:54:05,659
為了救你的命

894
00:54:05,660 --> 00:54:09,246
我發現有個耍鎖鏈飛刀的瘋子在找你

895
00:54:09,247 --> 00:54:12,499
我能怎麼辦？要我袖手旁觀嗎？

896
00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:14,793
是啊，我是神龍大俠

897
00:54:14,794 --> 00:54:17,087
對付瘋子就是我的責任

898
00:54:17,088 --> 00:54:20,590
但是因為你，我棄和平谷於不顧

899
00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:22,509
也拋下需要保護的朋友

900
00:54:22,510 --> 00:54:24,144
現在他們都…

901
00:54:24,512 --> 00:54:25,512
都…

902
00:54:25,513 --> 00:54:27,648
你留在那兒也一樣

903
00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:31,017
我失去過你一次

904
00:54:31,018 --> 00:54:33,696
我不要再失去你

905
00:54:34,313 --> 00:54:36,490
沒辦法

906
00:54:41,946 --> 00:54:43,747
你已經失去了

907
00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:56,594
媽，抱我

908
00:55:03,676 --> 00:55:05,385
阿波，我真擔心你

909
00:55:05,386 --> 00:55:08,096
所以沒心情享受那些正面轉變

910
00:55:08,097 --> 00:55:11,057
趁著胖腿還夠力，有多快跑多快

911
00:55:11,058 --> 00:55:12,600
跑？沒地方能跑

912
00:55:12,601 --> 00:55:14,394
那你要怎麼辦？

913
00:55:14,395 --> 00:55:17,314
待在這裡，對抗那頭野獸

914
00:55:17,315 --> 00:55:20,775
阿波，他雖是野獸，可還是你的生父

915
00:55:20,776 --> 00:55:22,578
不是他，是天煞

916
00:55:23,154 --> 00:55:24,496
不

917
00:56:09,158 --> 00:56:10,492
餓了嗎？

918
00:56:10,493 --> 00:56:12,836
不怎麼餓

919
00:56:13,287 --> 00:56:15,172
就吃一個吧

920
00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:19,876
其實說謊的不只是你

921
00:56:19,877 --> 00:56:20,794
喔？

922
00:56:20,795 --> 00:56:25,099
我跟過來並不是擔心阿波餓肚子

923
00:56:25,383 --> 00:56:27,267
我當時擔心的是你

924
00:56:27,385 --> 00:56:29,052
擔心我餓肚子？

925
00:56:29,053 --> 00:56:30,428
不

926
00:56:30,429 --> 00:56:32,972
擔心你搶走我的阿波

927
00:56:32,973 --> 00:56:33,973
啥？

928
00:56:33,974 --> 00:56:36,235
我知道，太荒謬了

929
00:56:37,395 --> 00:56:40,522
但我明白了阿波生命中有你

930
00:56:40,523 --> 00:56:43,149
不代表我會少了什麼

931
00:56:43,150 --> 00:56:45,744
而是阿波能得到更多

932
00:56:49,031 --> 00:56:51,116
但我不在他生命中

933
00:56:51,117 --> 00:56:52,626
不再是了

934
00:56:52,868 --> 00:56:55,078
兒子生你的氣

935
00:56:55,079 --> 00:56:56,621
家長常有的課題

936
00:56:56,622 --> 00:56:59,925
你不明白，我欺騙他

937
00:57:00,209 --> 00:57:01,709
他不可能原諒我

938
00:57:01,710 --> 00:57:04,170
我騙了他二十年

939
00:57:04,171 --> 00:57:06,557
他還覺得自己是從蛋生出來的

940
00:57:06,966 --> 00:57:11,895
有時我們做了錯事，出發點卻是對的

941
00:57:19,812 --> 00:57:20,812
聽著

942
00:57:20,813 --> 00:57:22,647
他很傷心

943
00:57:22,648 --> 00:57:24,408
也很困惑

944
00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:28,027
但他還是得拯救世界

945
00:57:28,028 --> 00:57:31,206
他需要兩個爹爹

946
00:57:49,425 --> 00:57:51,050
這樣沒用的

947
00:57:51,051 --> 00:57:52,218
一定有用

948
00:57:52,219 --> 00:57:53,344
你沒想清楚

949
00:57:53,345 --> 00:57:54,762
我有    -沒有

950
00:57:54,763 --> 00:57:55,930
我有    -沒

951
00:57:55,931 --> 00:57:57,232
就是有    -沒

952
00:57:57,808 --> 00:57:58,975
我見過天煞

953
00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:00,768
見識過他的本領

954
00:58:00,769 --> 00:58:03,197
但他沒見識過我的本領

955
00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:08,577
無錫碎骨指？

956
00:58:09,028 --> 00:58:10,195
這是我的絕招

957
00:58:10,196 --> 00:58:13,031
只要接近天煞，捏住他手指放大絕

958
00:58:13,032 --> 00:58:14,416
送他回天外靈界

959
00:58:14,658 --> 00:58:16,618
他有一支碧玉武士軍隊

960
00:58:16,619 --> 00:58:20,497
他們全是他的耳目，無法偷偷靠過去

961
00:58:20,498 --> 00:58:21,998
你不可能接近他

962
00:58:21,999 --> 00:58:23,217
一定有用

963
00:58:25,211 --> 00:58:28,254
只有氣功大師才能阻止他

964
00:58:28,255 --> 00:58:30,298
你像師父一樣滿嘴掛著氣氣氣

965
00:58:30,299 --> 00:58:32,300
這個氣那個氣，氣氣氣

966
00:58:32,301 --> 00:58:34,594
我不是氣功大師，好嗎？

967
00:58:34,595 --> 00:58:37,680
我不知道我是不是神龍大俠或熊貓

968
00:58:37,681 --> 00:58:39,441
我不知道我是誰

969
00:58:42,019 --> 00:58:43,019
沒錯

970
00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:45,447
我不可能擋住他和他的軍隊

971
00:58:49,527 --> 00:58:52,329
除非你有自己的軍隊

972
00:58:55,366 --> 00:58:56,542
你？

973
00:58:56,909 --> 00:58:58,660
不只是我

974
00:58:58,661 --> 00:59:00,203
我們

975
00:59:00,204 --> 00:59:01,797
我們全部

976
00:59:10,714 --> 00:59:14,935
過了這麼多年，我終於找到兒子

977
00:59:15,344 --> 00:59:18,012
需要比世界末日更大的災難…

978
00:59:18,013 --> 00:59:19,264
才能拆散我們

979
00:59:19,265 --> 00:59:21,349
但你們根本不會功夫

980
00:59:21,350 --> 00:59:23,810
那你就教我們

981
00:59:23,811 --> 00:59:26,604
什麼？我無法教你們功夫

982
00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:31,952
我連悍嬌虎都教不好，她還會功夫喔

983
00:59:32,236 --> 00:59:37,457
阿波，我知道現在你覺得我最靠不住

984
00:59:37,992 --> 00:59:39,617
但你要相信我

985
00:59:39,618 --> 00:59:41,369
我們辦得到

986
00:59:41,370 --> 00:59:43,496
我們學得會功夫

987
00:59:43,497 --> 00:59:46,383
我們能像你一樣

988
00:59:47,042 --> 00:59:48,343
你說什麼？

989
00:59:49,378 --> 00:59:51,054
我們辦得到？    -不

990
00:59:51,422 --> 00:59:53,224
我們學得會功夫？    -下一句

991
00:59:53,549 --> 00:59:54,716
我們能像你一樣？

992
00:59:54,717 --> 00:59:56,217
對    -真的能？

993
00:59:56,218 --> 00:59:58,061
不，不能

994
00:59:59,263 --> 01:00:00,898
不過也不需要

995
01:00:01,890 --> 01:00:03,349
這就是師父的意思

996
01:00:03,350 --> 01:00:06,737
我不用把你變成我，而是把你變成你

997
01:00:07,646 --> 01:00:09,355
這根本沒道理

998
01:00:09,356 --> 01:00:10,949
是啊

999
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:12,859
謝謝爹爹們

1000
01:00:12,860 --> 01:00:14,360
不客氣？

1001
01:00:14,361 --> 01:00:17,405
我要來做以前沒想過能辦到的事

1002
01:00:17,406 --> 01:00:19,917
我要教大家功夫

1003
01:00:21,702 --> 01:00:25,538
你們真正的力量來自於當最好的自己

1004
01:00:25,539 --> 01:00:26,789
所以你是誰？

1005
01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:28,374
最擅長什麼？

1006
01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:29,792
你最愛什麼？

1007
01:00:29,793 --> 01:00:31,511
什麼讓你成為你？

1008
01:00:33,422 --> 01:00:37,017
沒錯，很好，再來

1009
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:41,355
好，再來

1010
01:00:41,805 --> 01:00:43,774
很好，再來

1011
01:00:45,142 --> 01:00:47,569
斑斑北鼻

1012
01:00:48,479 --> 01:00:51,230
快一點，讓彩帶飛舞

1013
01:00:51,231 --> 01:00:52,649
抱緊那段木頭

1014
01:00:52,650 --> 01:00:56,319
像最後一次抱完後就要永別一樣

1015
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:59,414
高點，這次稍往左偏，你行的

1016
01:01:02,409 --> 01:01:05,087
我不想看見任何一顆落地

1017
01:01:15,964 --> 01:01:18,392
等等，斑斑北鼻

1018
01:01:19,093 --> 01:01:20,936
好，再來試這個

1019
01:01:22,596 --> 01:01:25,148
接下來試這個

1020
01:01:28,936 --> 01:01:31,405
好，接下來試這個

1021
01:02:05,723 --> 01:02:07,441
他們準備好了

1022
01:02:09,852 --> 01:02:11,486
什麼？

1023
01:02:11,687 --> 01:02:15,398
大家注意，因為我只會再重複說十次

1024
01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:18,317
村子唯一的入口在這裡

1025
01:02:18,318 --> 01:02:20,820
包子小隊在這個位置待命

1026
01:02:20,821 --> 01:02:23,489
同時餅乾小隊在這個位置待命

1027
01:02:23,490 --> 01:02:26,293
等我信號，兩個小隊就…

1028
01:02:28,370 --> 01:02:29,996
好吧

1029
01:02:29,997 --> 01:02:32,132
而麵條小隊…

1030
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:40,891
總之這很重要，記住這位置是…

1031
01:02:43,594 --> 01:02:45,511
我料想得到

1032
01:02:45,512 --> 01:02:48,556
若只記得一件事，就是引開碧玉殭屍

1033
01:02:48,557 --> 01:02:51,559
直到我接近天煞，使出無錫碎骨指

1034
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,653
懂嗎？    -耶

1035
01:02:54,354 --> 01:02:56,689
數到三喊熊貓，一二三熊…

1036
01:02:56,690 --> 01:03:00,327
各位…算了，晚點再教你們

1037
01:03:35,562 --> 01:03:38,648
真希望我能教你這個，兒子

1038
01:03:38,649 --> 01:03:40,700
爹，沒關係，我…

1039
01:03:47,074 --> 01:03:49,042
他來了

1040
01:04:13,100 --> 01:04:15,235
哇

1041
01:04:15,435 --> 01:04:17,988
那就是我說的霸氣登場

1042
01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:24,819
想必你就是神龍大俠

1043
01:04:24,820 --> 01:04:27,613
想必你就是天煞

1044
01:04:27,614 --> 01:04:30,417
魔獸煞星，師奶殺手

1045
01:04:31,118 --> 01:04:34,787
是啊，終於說對了，多謝喔

1046
01:04:34,788 --> 01:04:36,706
差點讓我想饒你一命

1047
01:04:36,707 --> 01:04:38,207
你想饒了我？

1048
01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:42,503
乾脆饒了我別再碎念，直接動手吧

1049
01:04:42,504 --> 01:04:44,630
我要奪走你的氣

1050
01:04:44,631 --> 01:04:47,466
接著是村子裡每一隻熊貓的…

1051
01:04:47,467 --> 01:04:48,718
碎念

1052
01:04:48,719 --> 01:04:50,344
熊貓…    -碎念碎念

1053
01:04:50,345 --> 01:04:51,938
熊…    -碎碎念

1054
01:04:52,472 --> 01:04:53,940
熊貓…    -碎念

1055
01:04:54,474 --> 01:04:56,776
你這小胖子…

1056
01:05:00,898 --> 01:05:02,782
全抓起來

1057
01:05:16,997 --> 01:05:18,664
糟糕，是真的

1058
01:05:18,665 --> 01:05:20,708
你們全變成綠色

1059
01:05:20,709 --> 01:05:23,887
快螳螂你除外，你本來就是綠的

1060
01:05:25,672 --> 01:05:27,098
現在？    -等他信號

1061
01:05:29,551 --> 01:05:30,977
來囉

1062
01:05:41,605 --> 01:05:42,897
包子小隊

1063
01:05:42,898 --> 01:05:44,857
預備？    -出發

1064
01:05:44,858 --> 01:05:46,743
肚皮    -功

1065
01:05:50,197 --> 01:05:51,197
當真？

1066
01:05:51,198 --> 01:05:52,541
耶    -成功

1067
01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:55,001
靈鶴，抱歉

1068
01:06:02,709 --> 01:06:05,679
春捲小隊，開火時間到囉

1069
01:06:14,221 --> 01:06:16,023
這邊，碧玉殭屍先生

1070
01:06:21,395 --> 01:06:23,571
我也不知道你是誰

1071
01:06:23,730 --> 01:06:25,031
麵條小隊

1072
01:06:28,235 --> 01:06:30,069
準備跳一隻…

1073
01:06:30,070 --> 01:06:31,913
危險之舞

1074
01:06:35,909 --> 01:06:37,127
水啦

1075
01:06:48,755 --> 01:06:50,006
斑斑北鼻

1076
01:06:50,007 --> 01:06:51,057
糟糕

1077
01:06:55,470 --> 01:06:57,438
打他    -你壞壞

1078
01:07:03,020 --> 01:07:05,238
發射

1079
01:07:09,943 --> 01:07:11,828
火從口入

1080
01:07:12,612 --> 01:07:13,696
好耶

1081
01:07:13,697 --> 01:07:15,531
孩子們真行

1082
01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:17,167
都做得很好

1083
01:07:20,662 --> 01:07:22,297
糟糕，是師父

1084
01:07:23,790 --> 01:07:24,966
我不能打師父

1085
01:07:27,002 --> 01:07:28,294
我可以

1086
01:07:28,295 --> 01:07:30,180
我也可以

1087
01:07:31,673 --> 01:07:33,466
雙爹鐵布衫

1088
01:07:33,467 --> 01:07:34,800
左爹    -右爹

1089
01:07:34,801 --> 01:07:35,968
謝了，爹

1090
01:07:35,969 --> 01:07:37,344
你也是，爹

1091
01:07:37,345 --> 01:07:39,189
兒子，交給我們

1092
01:07:39,723 --> 01:07:40,973
爹爹好棒

1093
01:07:40,974 --> 01:07:42,108
耶

1094
01:07:45,395 --> 01:07:46,696
耶

1095
01:07:47,022 --> 01:07:48,355
全面壓制

1096
01:07:48,356 --> 01:07:51,368
住手，住手，夠了

1097
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:54,662
別來…

1098
01:07:58,492 --> 01:08:00,168
做個了結吧

1099
01:08:01,995 --> 01:08:03,129
兒子加油

1100
01:08:18,678 --> 01:08:21,764
兄弟，抱歉，得送你回天外靈界

1101
01:08:21,765 --> 01:08:23,149
看招

1102
01:08:25,018 --> 01:08:28,020
好吧，沒成功，我再試一次

1103
01:08:28,021 --> 01:08:31,774
看招，看招…怎麼…

1104
01:08:31,775 --> 01:08:33,859
慢著，不，發作了

1105
01:08:33,860 --> 01:08:36,162
不，不

1106
01:08:40,575 --> 01:08:42,868
並沒有

1107
01:08:42,869 --> 01:08:44,838
龜大仙就教你這小把戲？

1108
01:08:45,205 --> 01:08:46,580
真可惜

1109
01:08:46,581 --> 01:08:48,874
那只對生物有效

1110
01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:52,753
而我是一名靈界武士

1111
01:08:52,754 --> 01:08:53,930
來

1112
01:09:39,426 --> 01:09:40,560
兒子

1113
01:09:40,927 --> 01:09:42,061
阿波

1114
01:09:44,431 --> 01:09:45,806
我錯了

1115
01:09:45,807 --> 01:09:49,152
抱歉，走，快跑

1116
01:10:00,822 --> 01:10:02,489
龜大仙…

1117
01:10:02,490 --> 01:10:06,452
注定要阻止我的就是他？

1118
01:10:06,453 --> 01:10:08,922
我要奪走他的氣

1119
01:10:09,122 --> 01:10:11,674
再來就是所有人

1120
01:10:26,806 --> 01:10:28,316
而你…

1121
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:34,614
你真以為能送我回天外靈界？

1122
01:10:40,362 --> 01:10:42,789
你只是頭愚蠢的生物

1123
01:10:43,823 --> 01:10:46,125
那只對生物有效

1124
01:10:48,203 --> 01:10:50,630
沒錯，我不能送你回去

1125
01:10:51,873 --> 01:10:53,466
但我能帶你過去

1126
01:10:53,667 --> 01:10:54,801
那是什麼？

1127
01:10:56,503 --> 01:10:57,637
什麼？

1128
01:10:57,712 --> 01:10:59,472
阿波    -兒子

1129
01:10:59,881 --> 01:11:01,382
看招

1130
01:11:01,383 --> 01:11:02,475
兒子

1131
01:11:03,343 --> 01:11:04,352
不

1132
01:11:26,533 --> 01:11:28,033
怎麼回事？

1133
01:11:28,034 --> 01:11:29,335
阿波在哪？

1134
01:11:29,536 --> 01:11:32,871
他把天煞帶走，他救了我們

1135
01:11:32,872 --> 01:11:34,340
不

1136
01:11:35,750 --> 01:11:39,095
他救了我們，但誰能救他？

1137
01:11:43,383 --> 01:11:44,883
哇

1138
01:11:44,884 --> 01:11:47,395
天外靈界，成功了

1139
01:11:47,721 --> 01:11:49,689
給我下去…

1140
01:11:50,056 --> 01:11:52,859
你把我帶回來？

1141
01:11:53,059 --> 01:11:55,728
別怪我，我想在正常世界把事了結

1142
01:11:55,729 --> 01:11:58,197
那就在這了結

1143
01:12:31,431 --> 01:12:34,984
兒子，加油，打啊

1144
01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:43,576
我們要幫助他

1145
01:12:44,027 --> 01:12:45,277
我們要幫他

1146
01:12:45,278 --> 01:12:46,445
大家靠過來

1147
01:12:46,446 --> 01:12:48,864
對，靠近點，來吧

1148
01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:50,833
我們辦得到的

1149
01:12:58,291 --> 01:12:59,750
阿波…

1150
01:12:59,751 --> 01:13:03,262
你教我們認識真正的自己

1151
01:13:06,466 --> 01:13:09,060
一位父親

1152
01:13:12,555 --> 01:13:14,190
一名朋友

1153
01:13:14,474 --> 01:13:15,808
踢包子選手

1154
01:13:15,809 --> 01:13:17,559
致命的格鬥武器

1155
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:19,112
抱抱熊

1156
01:13:20,772 --> 01:13:22,949
雙節棍辣妹

1157
01:13:22,982 --> 01:13:25,243
斑斑北鼻

1158
01:13:25,985 --> 01:13:27,787
家人

1159
01:13:57,308 --> 01:13:58,818
水啦

1160
01:14:07,068 --> 01:14:09,078
哇

1161
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:15,659
你是誰？

1162
01:14:15,660 --> 01:14:18,337
我一直在問同樣的問題

1163
01:14:22,542 --> 01:14:24,501
我是熊貓的後代？

1164
01:14:24,502 --> 01:14:26,378
或鵝的孩子？

1165
01:14:26,379 --> 01:14:27,764
學生？

1166
01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:29,932
還是老師？

1167
01:14:30,884 --> 01:14:32,602
原來…

1168
01:14:33,052 --> 01:14:34,479
我全都是

1169
01:14:43,021 --> 01:14:46,824
我是神龍大俠

1170
01:14:47,358 --> 01:14:49,952
懂嗎？看到巨龍沒？

1171
01:14:51,362 --> 01:14:53,664
你看我阿波的厲害

1172
01:14:53,907 --> 01:14:55,875
太神啦

1173
01:15:13,885 --> 01:15:14,894
不好

1174
01:15:21,684 --> 01:15:22,902
肚皮功

1175
01:15:24,270 --> 01:15:25,321
甩尾

1176
01:15:28,733 --> 01:15:29,942
吃一點東西吧

1177
01:15:29,943 --> 01:15:31,327
我餓扁了

1178
01:15:50,922 --> 01:15:52,223
放大絕囉

1179
01:15:56,594 --> 01:15:57,895
小心頭

1180
01:16:12,485 --> 01:16:16,697
我花了五百年把龜大仙的氣奪走

1181
01:16:16,698 --> 01:16:20,284
再花五百年也能佔有你的氣

1182
01:16:20,285 --> 01:16:21,577
碎念碎念

1183
01:16:21,578 --> 01:16:23,588
碎碎念

1184
01:16:33,965 --> 01:16:36,267
你這麼想要我的氣

1185
01:16:36,426 --> 01:16:37,810
就拿去吧

1186
01:16:44,559 --> 01:16:46,059
很好

1187
01:16:46,060 --> 01:16:48,946
這股力量是我的

1188
01:16:51,190 --> 01:16:53,859
等等，不，太多了

1189
01:16:53,860 --> 01:16:56,370
太多了，不

1190
01:17:00,116 --> 01:17:02,043
不

1191
01:17:14,213 --> 01:17:15,514
他在哪？

1192
01:17:23,348 --> 01:17:24,514
我們回來了

1193
01:17:24,515 --> 01:17:25,432
麻吉

1194
01:17:25,433 --> 01:17:27,267
我還是綠的，沒變回來

1195
01:17:27,268 --> 01:17:29,227
等等，這是我的正常綠

1196
01:17:29,228 --> 01:17:30,729
綠綠北鼻

1197
01:17:30,730 --> 01:17:33,023
不是北鼻，不是北鼻

1198
01:17:33,024 --> 01:17:34,575
揚觸鬚威嚇

1199
01:17:34,817 --> 01:17:36,276
阿波呢？

1200
01:17:36,277 --> 01:17:37,319
看見阿波沒？

1201
01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:39,246
沒，他不在這？

1202
01:17:39,656 --> 01:17:42,199
阿波？阿波？

1203
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:44,377
他怎麼沒回來？

1204
01:17:54,462 --> 01:17:56,505
神龍大俠

1205
01:17:56,506 --> 01:17:58,099
龜大仙？

1206
01:18:02,136 --> 01:18:03,479
真不敢相信

1207
01:18:03,596 --> 01:18:04,763
哇

1208
01:18:04,764 --> 01:18:06,431
你超級閃亮

1209
01:18:06,432 --> 01:18:07,599
你也一樣

1210
01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:09,559
就是啊，這件披風棒呆了

1211
01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:11,895
迎風招展時真的很酷

1212
01:18:11,896 --> 01:18:14,231
很適合你，你長大了

1213
01:18:14,232 --> 01:18:16,316
對，我應該戒掉熊貓自助餐

1214
01:18:16,317 --> 01:18:17,952
是成熟

1215
01:18:19,070 --> 01:18:23,666
我當初傳訊息給你爸就是期待這天

1216
01:18:23,908 --> 01:18:26,827
宇宙訊息就是你發的，哇

1217
01:18:26,828 --> 01:18:27,962
是

1218
01:18:28,371 --> 01:18:31,206
因為當時宇宙需要你

1219
01:18:31,207 --> 01:18:32,508
我？

1220
01:18:33,543 --> 01:18:38,088
你終於成為你命中注定的那種熊貓

1221
01:18:38,089 --> 01:18:40,298
但你怎麼知道我可以？

1222
01:18:40,299 --> 01:18:42,759
我們初見面那天

1223
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:46,397
我就看見了功夫的未來

1224
01:18:48,725 --> 01:18:50,860
還有過去

1225
01:18:53,146 --> 01:18:57,116
我看見一隻能繼往開來的熊貓

1226
01:18:57,483 --> 01:19:00,119
所以我才選你，阿波

1227
01:19:00,486 --> 01:19:03,831
同時擁有陰陽兩面

1228
01:19:04,699 --> 01:19:08,836
我真正的繼承人

1229
01:19:10,621 --> 01:19:13,331
我？這我不能收

1230
01:19:13,332 --> 01:19:16,719
收下吧，我有更大把的

1231
01:19:18,296 --> 01:19:21,891
你是大師，我只是…

1232
01:19:24,093 --> 01:19:25,260
真的？

1233
01:19:25,261 --> 01:19:26,771
沒錯

1234
01:19:36,939 --> 01:19:38,574
接著做什麼？

1235
01:19:39,317 --> 01:19:40,868
你說呢？

1236
01:19:41,652 --> 01:19:43,653
龜大仙，別走

1237
01:19:43,654 --> 01:19:47,282
我哪都不會去，我住在這

1238
01:19:47,283 --> 01:19:48,918
喔，對

1239
01:19:49,744 --> 01:19:53,830
是你才要決定留下或是離開

1240
01:19:53,831 --> 01:19:55,874
等等，我能回去？

1241
01:19:55,875 --> 01:19:59,178
誰曉得？我從沒試過

1242
01:20:13,434 --> 01:20:14,735
哇

1243
01:20:25,571 --> 01:20:27,039
阿波

1244
01:20:27,740 --> 01:20:29,875
你會飛

1245
01:20:35,373 --> 01:20:37,040
爹，爹

1246
01:20:37,041 --> 01:20:38,342
爹爹們

1247
01:20:38,376 --> 01:20:39,593
兒子

1248
01:20:42,338 --> 01:20:45,298
以後不准你又消失在一堆花瓣裡

1249
01:20:45,299 --> 01:20:47,175
我們以為失去你了

1250
01:20:47,176 --> 01:20:49,270
不，你們救了我

1251
01:20:49,887 --> 01:20:51,188
全靠大家

1252
01:20:53,140 --> 01:20:55,317
快點過來

1253
01:20:55,977 --> 01:20:57,194
抱抱

1254
01:21:00,523 --> 01:21:02,158
師父

1255
01:21:02,191 --> 01:21:06,736
學生終於成為老…你那是哪來的？

1256
01:21:06,737 --> 01:21:10,166
這個，龜大仙在天外靈界送我的

1257
01:21:10,741 --> 01:21:12,367
他當然送你了

1258
01:21:12,368 --> 01:21:14,628
我好像學會氣功了

1259
01:21:16,414 --> 01:21:18,465
你當然學會了

1260
01:21:19,292 --> 01:21:21,802
你能教我嗎？

1261
01:21:24,630 --> 01:21:26,098
預備

1262
01:21:46,485 --> 01:21:47,828
哇

1263
01:21:54,160 --> 01:21:55,869
猴王，救我

1264
01:21:55,870 --> 01:21:57,495
綠綠北鼻

1265
01:21:57,496 --> 01:21:59,131
拿走開

1266
01:22:06,005 --> 01:22:07,306
你好

1267
01:22:17,516 --> 01:22:19,026
看招

1268
01:22:26,359 --> 01:22:28,577
熊貓氣喘

1269
01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:24,925
劇終

1270
01:34:44,221 --> 01:34:45,522
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